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The New Hampshire Gazette, Friday, October 27, 2017 — Page 1 A Non-Fiction Newspaper First Class U.S. The New Hampshire Gazette Postage Paid Grab Me! I’m Free! Portsmouth, N.H. The Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™ • Editor: Steven Fowle • Founded 1756 by Daniel Fowle Vol. CCLXII, No. 3 Permit No. 75 PO Box 756, Portsmouth, NH 03802 • [email protected] • www.nhgazette.com Address Service Requested October 27, 2017 The Fortnightly Rant Beginning to Get the General Idea mericans are absorbing an- gle most important thing on Earth other geography lesson. As right now is Donald J. Trump’s ego. usual,A that’s been painful. We’re Most important does not mean also being schooled in etiquette. greatest; underneath what appears With President Trump as our in- to be a Fiberglas™ toupee, lies the structor, that’s been excruciating. worst case of unwarranted self-es- In the wake of the deaths of four teem in history. Trump thought ev- Green Berets in Niger, we’ve learned erything was all about him before he that there are small contingents of became the most powerful person American troops in “roughly 20 Af- on Earth. rican countries,” according to NPR. A reporter’s question about the These missions are “small, they are deaths of four soldiers in Niger— carried out largely below the radar, which he had previously ignored for and most are focused on a specific nearly two weeks—presented him aim: rolling back Islamist extrem- with an opportunity to showboat. ism.” The dead became props in a demon- Average Americans need not feel stration of his unprecedented ability too terribly ashamed of their igno- to comfort grieving families. rance. A number of U.S. Senators For advice on this delicate task, have confessed that they, too, were Trump turned to one of his three pet unaware that we have about 1,000 generals: former Marine and current troops in Niger. Here’s a rule of Chief of Staff John F. Kelly. Maybe thumb for anyone wishing to avoid consolation is not a one-size-fits-all similar unpleasant surprises in the proposition, or maybe Trump’s sales- that she, as a representative, is kill- cent, less-than-deft performance by it is preparing to put B-52 bomb- future: assume that U.S. troops are manship was lacking. Probably both. ing the Democrat [sic] party!” A few General Kelly has made that remedy ers on high alert.” According to everywhere. For any given country Myeshia Johnson, who just lost her hours later he left the White House seem even less savory. CNBC, “Laura M. McAndrews, a on Earth, you’ll have an 88 percent husband, Sgt. La David T. Johnson, in a Secret Service motorcade, to go Much as we’d like to end this on spokeswoman for the Air Force, de- chance of being right. was not consoled. golfing at the Trump National Golf a calming note, we have to take it in nied the report and told CNBC that Perhaps more Americans might In Trump’s book, and in Kelly’s, Club in Sterling, Va. the other direction. there were no plans or preparations have known about these missions it was Johnson who was wrong: she While Trump played golf for the The President signed an execu- to put the bombers back on 24-hour had they not been distracted by oth- was wrong about what Trump said, third weekend in a row, Rep. Wil- tive order last Friday giving the Air alert.” The general, though, did not er pressing matters. For example: are she was wrong not to be consoled, son was with the family of La David Force the authority to recall 1,000 say there were orders. He said the football players displaying a degree and she wrong to put the call on Johnson, attending his funeral. retired pilots to active duty. The Air base was being made ready in case of patriotic fervor that is commen- speakerphone when Rep. Frederica As Watergate was closing in on Force said, though, that it had no orders were issued. surate with their salaries? S. Wilson [D-Fla.] was present. Richard Nixon he would roam the plans to act on that authority. By denying what the general If that sounds like an idiotic Rep. Wilson was wrong, too. In White House, loaded on Seconal On Sunday, DefenseOne published didn’t say, CNBC and McAndrews question in the context of Ameri- fact, not being a pregnant, grieving and single malt, talking to the por- a story which quoted Chief of Staff exemplified a phenomenon ex- can troops dying on foreign soil, it’s widow with two children, she was traits of his predecessors. Compared of the Air Force General David plored by the BBC’s Adam Curtis because it is an idiotic question. It is not just wrong, she was fair game. to Trump, that now sounds harm- Goldfein explaining that Barksdale in 2014, this “strange mood of our not, however, a non sequitur. The two Kelly, who grew up in Boston less, even quaint. Air Force Base in Louisiana is be- time, where nothing really makes issues are intricately linked due to when it was still cool to be racist, For some time now, Americans ing renovated so that nuclear-armed any coherent sense. We live with a one much larger issue—the largest falsely accused Wilson of taking have calmed their nerves with the B-52 bombers can be put back on constant vaudeville of contradictory issue of them all, really, when you undue credit for getting a build- hope that, if Trump started yelling 24-hour alert for the first time in de- stories that makes it impossible for think about it. ing funded, “in the long tradition “bring me the football,” Gener- cades, should those orders be issued. any real opposition to emerge, be- It is probably the most revolting of empty barrels making the most als Mattis, Kelly, and McMasters “The world is a dangerous place cause they can’t counter it with any concept we have ever committed noise.” would start playing “keep away” — and we’ve got folks that are talking coherent narrative of their own.” to print, but the conclusion seems Trump, on Saturday morning, for keeps. The fundamental flaw openly about use of nuclear weap- So, there lies our challenge—how unavoidable: our much-vaunted tweeted, “I hope the Fake News with that scenario is that a military ons,” General David Goldfein said. do we create a real opposition in the two-party political system has pro- Media keeps [sic] talking about coup is still a military coup, even if it The next day a CNBC headline face of what appear to be impossible duced a situation in which the sin- Wacky Congresswoman Wilson in does prevent a nuclear war. This re- read, “Air Force denies report that conditions? The Alleged News® The Anti-Taxman Cometh ellow Taxpayer:” began the fects generations of Americans each 1980 elections.” line last October in the Huffington H. W. Bush on the advent of the email from James L. Martin, year. President Trump is barn storm- Martin did such a good job as a Post. “AARP is promoting alarm- 1990 Gulf War—‘this is no time to “Fwho has made it his life’s work to ing across the country to lay out a foot soldier for the oligarchy that in ism about the program and giving go wobbly.’ ” manufacture deceptive arguments plan that will improve your financial 1992 it helped him set up his own awards to Republican lawmakers So much for the windup. Martin against the payment of taxes. future! He made it clear his plan will little fiefdom. Registered as a 501(c) who want to cut it.” then delivers his pitch: After establishing at the outset include abolishing the Death Tax, (4) non-profit, 60 Plus touts former Martin could have had a career “Help us urge Congress to not go that the intent of his email was to but he needs YOUR help to do it. pop star Pat Boone as its national writing fantasy novels. He blames wobbly on abolishing a 101-year- misrepresent the facts, he followed Will you join President Trump and spokesman. Boone, now 83, was a the “disastrous policies” of Congres- old tax that punishes grieving fam- through on that promise in a most the 60 Plus Association in this fight? big deal in the 1950s among folks sional Democrats for causing “wages ily members following the death of generous manner. The remainder Help us bury the Death Tax perma- who found real music too threaten- to stagnate these last 10 years. Now, a loved one. I have led the fight to of his pitch was a relentless barrage nently in 2017, and keep Congres- ing. He’s gotten edgier as he’s gotten Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer permanently bury the Grave Rob- of carefully-engineered distortions, sional Democrats from hurting older; he’s calls liberalism “a can- are fighting tooth and nail to pro- ber’s tax for over 20 years, and vic- fabrications, and general, all-urpose more American families with their cer-causing virus.” long their false narrative, even if they tory is within our sights. The words bushwa. draconian tax measures.” 60 Plus claims to be “the con- court the President with another of Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher are “The current stranglehold on the FactCheck.org scrutinized James servative alternative to the Ameri- White House dinner.They do not appropriate and worthy of recalling, American taxpayer hinders small Martin’s career back in 2010.