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VOL. XXI, NO. 38 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1987 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s Duarte, Reagan speak of peace Associated Press ment Duarte and four other area presidents signed two WASHINGTON - President months ago. Reagan welcomed Salvadoran “If peace is to prevail, so President Jose Napoleon must democracy,’’ Reagan Duarte to the White House on said, adding that a successful Wednesday and they agreed outcome of the Aug. 7 accord there can be no lasting peace remains “far from certain.” in Central America without Duarte, in a similar vein, democratic rule throughout the said Central Americans “still region. have a long way to go” in im­ plementing the peace plan. Duarte, a University of Notre He added, “I am convinced Dame graduate in 1948, was of­ that there cannot be peace in fered an enthusiastic official Central America without reception as he began a state freedom and democracy.” visit and he showed his ap­ Some administration offi­ preciation for U.S. support by cials have been privately criti­ kissing an American flag dis­ cal of Duarte for signing the played on the White House peace agreement, contending South Lawn. that it does not address key The Observer / Susy Hernandez Legal investigations After a ceremony that fea­ questions, such as Soviet- tured full military honors, Cuban military ties with Prospective law students Lisa Karpowicz and Jackie tatives were at Stepan Center Wednesday to answer Reagan said peace prospects Nicaragua’s leftist govern- Hengebaugh visit law school representatives at The questions and hand out information. for Central America have been Law School Caravan. Over 50 law school represen­ enhanced because of the agree­ see DUARTE, page 6

Have a good break $26-million computer renovations proposed By PATRICK O’CONNOR cluded that the University task force have already been Schmitz maintains that “we News Staff “must change its posture funded and some even imple­ are moving fast,” with regard toward computer-based tech­ mented, said assistant provost to these renovations, but the Recent additions to the Notre nologies and services if it is to and chairman of the task force major obstacle still remaining Dame computing system are achieve its goal. . of becom- R oger A. Schmitz. is to generate funds for some only minor indications of the ming a great university, excell­ Some of the measures pres­ of the bigger implementations. $26.6 million w orth of sweeping ing in teaching and research.” ently underway include: the es­ The more costly of the renovations that have been pro­ University president father tablishment of a university recommendations made by the posed for the next four years. Edward Malloy has shown his committee on computing, the task force to referbish the out­ The Task Force on Univer­ concern for the matter by funding and development of dated university computing . _ * - < o sity Computing, established by stating, that computing capa­ new software for the adminis­ system include: the installa­ This is the last issue of The provost Timothy O’Meara to bility is “an integral part of a trative computing system, the tion of a full campus computing Observer before the October “conduct a comprehensive good university,” and that,“it allocation of funds to link the network, the acquisition of a Break. The Observer will resume study of all aspects of comput­ is imperative-that we upgrade university to the NSF super­ state-of-the-art-mainframe publication on the day following ing at Notre Dame and to make our computer facilities.” computing network, and the in­ system for academic use, the the vacation, Tuesday, October recommendations for a univer­ Various aspects of the 11 stallation of the UNLOC 27. sity wide strategy,” has con­ recommendations made by the automated library system. see COMPUTER, page 4 Beauchamp murder suspect arraigned Observer Staff Report Conviction on the murder home or car theft because of charges could be punishable by the life sentences mandated by The carnival worker accused mandatory life imprisonment the murder conviction, Sul­ I of strangling the parents of without parole. The sex charge livan said. Notre Dame Executive Vice is punishable by up to life im­ Lopez was arraigned Sept.14 President Father Edward prisonment, Ferndale Police in 77th District Court in Big $ Beauchamp pleaded not guilty Chief Patrick Sullivan said. Rapids, Mich, on two counts of Wednesday to murder and The day after the murder passing bad checks, a court sexual assault charges in a police circulated composite clerk said. Michigan District Court. drawings of a lone suspect, Conviction on each one of the Michael Root, 30, was for­ Swiercz said. The suspect had felony counts is punishable by mally arraigned on two counts been seen driving away in the up to 14 years in prison, the of murder and one count of Beauchamp’s 1983 Oldsmobile clerk said. sexual assault, prosecutors Cutlass. Lopez had allegedly cashed said. Police from three agencies two checks at a grocery store f t arrested Root and a female in Mecosta County, according No trial date was set. companion five days later at a to state police Lt. Tom Powers. Root may have been under cabin in rural Mecosta county. It was later determined that the influence of drugs at the Root and Nilda Lopez, 26, had the checks had been stolen time of the murder, been staying at a Detroit motel from a car near the Beau­ prosecutors said. about a mile from the Beau­ champ home about the time the Edward Beauchamp, 75, and champ’s home while working couple was slain, he said. M arion B eaucham p, 74, w ere at the Michigan state fair, Sul­ The store owner obtained the % found strangled in the bedroom livan said. car’s license number, and state of their Ferndale, Mich, home Police at the time also police determined that it was Sept. 8. recovered a car allegedly the stolen Beauchamp vehicle, I, i The elderly couple’s car had stolen from the Beauchamps Powers said. Body shop murder AP Photo been stolen and the house had after they were slain. Root will Polices would not, however, been broken into through a win­ probably not face charges provide details about how in­ Five men were found shot to death at a Pasco, Wash, body shop Tuesday dow Ferndale Police Lt. Joe stemming from either the vestigators tracked the night. Two men are suspected in the shooting. See page 4 for related Swiercz said. break-in to the Beauchamp suspects to the rural cabin. story. page 2 The Observer Thursday, October 15, 1987 In Brief Personal ads, Hite report have no ‘relation’ to truth "STUPID will not be printed on Russell Reynaga’s “Personals are people’s sexual frustrations license plate, because of objections by the Connecticut in print,” a friend said the other day. Mark Department of Motor Vehicles. Reynaga, with an IQ of She’s right, you know. But only partly so. 142, requested the license plate nam e as he had done before The Observer’s personals section has increas­ Pankowski when he lived in New York and Texas and expected no ingly become a place for readers to vent their objections. A computer scientist, Reynaga is an 11-year frustrations about male-female relationships. Managing Editor member of MENSA, an international organization whose The personals started last month with “The members’ IQs must register in the top 2 percent. The He-Man Woman Haters Club,” which gave Ob­ license plate may have humorous intentions, but Mike server readers the top 10 reasons for joining Kozlowski, executive assistant to the motor vehicles com­ their “organization,” the top reason being “You missioner, said it can be construed as a negative comment are allowed to say, ‘Get out of my way before against the state agency or the driver who reads it. - I dominate you.’ ” Associated Press Then came the ads from the “Females Against Guys” and the “She-Ra Man Haters Club.” Reasons to join those groups included “ (Guys’) bottom half is their only redeeming quality,” and “ (Men’s) tolerance for alcohol is Of Interest inferior (like everything else).” Now, all these ads were innocent enough. There was some hostility (and perhaps some truth) in them. And they showed a few people’s Fill shots will be offered today by Student Health frustration about relationships. Services at LaFortune Student Center from 8 a.m. to 10 But it was all in good fun. p.m. and in the North Dining Hall during lunch and dinner Then came this week’s “Susie vs. Mike” ads. meal. The shot will be effective against influenza this win­ “To my Alumni SYR date, Mike, who brought ter. - The Observer me to his room & indirectly told me to put out This is a pretty grim picture of modern male- or get out, I’m glad I got out! . . . I may have female relationships. More men are needed for senior reflection groups. been the first but definitely not the last to turn Nationally, then, women are extremely dis­ Twice as many women as men have signed up. Senior you down. - Your thoroughly disgusted date satisfied with their love relationships, accor­ men are invited to come to the Center for Social Concerns from Regina. P.S. Girls Beware!” ding to Hite’s report. And here on campus, men to sign up. - The Observer To which came the reply in today’s personals, and women are brutally insulting each other. “Susie from Regina. . . I should have brought Is there any hope for relationships? The Management Clubwill meet tonight at 6:30 in a bucket of oates to the room instead of cham­ Of course there is. Things aren’t nearly as the Dillon Hall basement. The club is looking for students pagne. . . I’ll worry about being blackballed as bad as they seem. interested in serving on or being chairman of either the soon as you lose a few, honey! - Mike.” Hite’s book, first of all, is based on an un­ fund raising, advertising, social activities, trips, and Things are really deteriorating. scientific survey, as the author herself ad­ speakers committees. Pizza and a movie will be offered To make matters worse, these personals coin­ mitted. Hite obtained her data by mailing out to everyone.- The Observer cide with Time magazine’s cover story about a questionnaire listing 127 essay questions. Shere Hite’s new book, “Women and Love, a Now, who the heck would complete and mail A student chamber musicrecital will be held this Cultural Revolution in Progress ” (Knopf; back such a questionnaire? Only the very dis­ afternoon at 1:15 in 115 Crowley Hall of Music. Twelve $24.95). gruntled - those who want to complain. Indeed, students will perform various pieces of music from Bee­ of the 100,000 questionnaires mailed out, only thoven, Brahms, and other composers. - The Observer The latest Hite report concerns American wo­ 4,500 w ere returned. men and their love relationships. According to “Five percent could be any oddballs,” Time “Renaissance Humanism:The L iberal A rts M eet Time, Hite has concluded that women are fed quoted a research scientist as saying. “We get Philosophy ” will be the title of a lecture given by Professor up with men. pretty nervous if respondents in our own sur­ Paul Oskar Kristeller from Columbia University. The talk Her book, for example, found that 95 percent veys go under 70 percent.” will be on Monday, Oct. 26 at 8 p.m. in the Library of the women studied reported forms of “emo­ And the negative Observer personals? They, Auditorium. A reception will follow. - The Observer tional and psychological harassment” from the too, reflect the feelings of the very disgruntled. men they love; 98 percent said that they want The dissatisfied are willing to shell out their Human rights in the Philippines will be the topic of to make “basic changes” in their love relation­ hard-earned money to voice their complaints. a talk by Robert Breunig, who spent 14 months in the ships; and only 18 percent said their relation­ The satisfied, meanwhile, have no need or Philippines with the Medical Ambassadors International. ship comes first in their lives. desire to voice their contentment. Hence, the The talk will be given Friday, Oct. 16 at 12:15 p.m. in the Hite’s book also found that 70 percent of the negative personals. Center for Social Concerns coffee room. - The Observer women married five years or more said they It’s not surprising, then, that Hite’s report are having extram arital affairs; and 87 percent and some of the personals are so negative about Law School F orum will give prospective law students of the married women said they have their relationships. an opportunity to talk with representatives of more than “deepest emotional relationship” with a female Indeed, it would be surprising if they were 100 law schools. The Fourth Annual Law School Forum friend. positive. will be held in Chicago at the Palmer House and Towers, 17 East Monroe Street, from noon to 7 p.m. on Oct. 23 and Looking for 10 GA S Lots (8) Must have 20 USC GA S. 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Oct. 24. 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No other discounts apply Limit one personal computer and one monitor per businesses and new jobs,” he ndivKhial in any 12 month penod. Knees subject to change without notice.______OHMTjeniU^ said. page 4 The Observer Thursday, October 15, 1987 Shooting leaves five dead in body shop massacre Associated Press determine if there is a possibil­ cle believed to be the getaway ity that he’s gonna leave and car was found parked outside, PASCO, Wash. - The lone sur­ to determine if there’s a risk to Police Chief Don Francis said. vivor of an auto body shop m as­ his safety,” said Anderson. No one was inside the apart­ sacre that left five men dead Rocio said in a telephone in­ ment, however. rested under guard Wednes­ terview from his hospital bed Rocio said the gunmen en­ day, while police searched for that he could think of no motive tered the shop, looked around, two gunmen who had traded for the shootings Tuesday eve­ then retu rn ed with the w eapons “dirty looks” with their vic­ ning in Medina’s Body Shop on and started shooting. tims in the past. Pasco’s industrial east side, “We weren’t expecting that where four of the victims were at all,” Rocio said. Police said Police speculated that drug em ployed. the assailants entered the front dealing may have sparked the “I’ve seen them (the gun­ door, which leads into a small shootings, but stressed they men) before on the street,” office, and then through an­ had no firm motive. Drugs, es­ Rocio said. “One time we had other door into the body shop. pecially cocaine, have long a general argument, but we Rocio, 20, of Pacso, said he been a problem in this south- didn’t have a real problem with was wounded in the side by a central Washington town of th e m .” ricocheting bullet when he dove 19,000 residents, police Sgt. He said he and the other vic­ under a car for cover. Andy Anderson said. tims, all Hispanics, had ex­ “When they started shooting On trial A P P h o to The survivor, Jesse Rocio of changed “dirty looks” with the I just jumped underneath the Pasco, was kept under guard gunmen in the past, but would car and I stay still,” Rocio said, Former vice-presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro and her husband at a hospital while being not elaborate. adding that the gunmen left John Zaccaro leave state Supreme Court in New York after Zaccaro treated for a minor wound, then No roadblocks were set up without checking to see if was acquitted of shaking down a cable television company Wednesday. was transferred to jail pending Wednesday, but a bulletin was anyone was still alive. a court hearing Thursday on issued to law-enforcement Rocio then drove to the police sity begin to implement these whether he will be held as a agencies throughout the station for help. He was listed recommendations as soon as material witness, Anderson region, and police said infor­ in stable condition at Our Lady Computer possible and evaluate them said. mants were helping in the of Lourdes Hospital. continued from page 1 regularly as they represent an Anderson said police are con­ search. Francis said there were no attempt to “catch up” to cerned about possible retribu­ Early Wednesday, officers signs of a struggle and the establishment of a number of rapidly moving technology. tion by suspects. fired tear gas into a Pasco bodies were sprawled on the computer equipt classrooms Rocio will be held “basically apartment where a brother of floor on the side of a car away with projector output, and the While the financial problems to cover us, to give us time to one suspect lives, after a vehi­ from the doorway. allocation of special funds to posed by implementation of a © 1987 The Olive G arden Restaurants. specific colleges and depart­ new stystem are large Schmitz ments for particular needs. is “optimistic about it because In addition, the task force everyone seems to support the recommends that the Univer- id ea.” i

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Drug tests are unconstitutional, says a superior Emporia StateUniversity (Kansas) football Serious students at the Southern College of court judge, ruling in favor of two University of coach Larry Kramer plans to sit in a campus bell the Seventh-Day Adventists will get a tuition break. Washington students who challenged the school’s tower until 1500 season tickets are sold. The bell Students carrying 12 to 16 credits will pay $5,500, plan to test athletes for drugs. The judge also issued tower, named Silent Joe because it’s rung after but those who challenge themselves and take more a temporary restraining order prohibiting the every victory, has been a little noisier since Kramer than 16 credits will pay 284 dollars less than other NCAA from taking action against the UW. The took over as coach. He’s led the Hornets to winning students. The administration hopes this will encour­ NCAA, in turn, has petitioned that the case be heard seasons the past two years; before Kramer came, age serious studies. -The National On-Campus in federal court.-The National On-Campus Reportthe school hadn’t had a winning team in 11 years.- R eport The National On-Campus Report Fish in a fountain: Student Government at The missing bust of a former University of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, the school Homosexual activityin the dormitory was Oklahoma dean was recently found in the men’s that tried to annex Notre Dame, released 500 the reason for an unusual physical plant directive room of an OU dormitory -20 years after it was goldfish into a campus fountain in an attempt to at Indiana University: remove every other stall stolen. Although police did not recognize the bust, gain publicity for student government. The first 500 door in the men’s bathrooms. After receiving com­ they contacted the sculptor (who had signed the students to show up at the fountain received a plaints from custodians fearing AIDS exposure, the bust), and he identified it as the one he sculpted in goldfish in a plastic bag. Student Government at plant director contacted campus police, who rec­ 1936. It stood in a dormitory hallway until it was UWM plans a “biggest fish” contest in the spring.- ommended the door removal. -The National On-taken by college pranksters. No word yet on where The National On-Campus Report Campus Report its travels took it.-The National On-Campus Report Sci-fi buffs land in Indiana Associated Press Price will offer advice to new T rends have come and gone writers during a workshop at in science fiction as far back EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Those the convention, which is being as Jules Verne and his tales of pesky creatures from outer called ConTact-5 and runs from submarines and space ships. space: if they’re not attacking Friday to Sunday at the “I think the most talked- Earth directly, they’re in­ Ramada Inn on the city’s north about trend, and I think it’s on filtrating the populace to put side. the way out, is the cyberpunk covers on all the world’s Price called science fiction, movement,” said Price. “The toasters. “one of the few markets where cyber being the computerized writers can create a name for generation and the punk part As editor of the science fic­ themselves, get exposure.” referring to adolescent rebel­ tion magazine Amazing “I have a friend who told me, lion.” Stories, Patrick Price said he Pat, I write mainstream fic­ has seen about every weird tion,’ and he had a novella of Such stories typically feature story idea imaginable. 15,000 words. But I told him younger characters in a post- “I think the most bizarre idea there’s no way, because there nuclear war age. that was generated was one isn’t a market for mainstream A good writer realizes that a about the toaster cover con­ short fiction if you don’t have story is one-third factual, one- spiracy,” said Price, a guest at a n am e.” third from the experience of the this weekend’s convention of The magazine is based in storyteller and one-third fic­ the Evansville Science Fiction Lake Geneva, Wis., and though tion, Price said. Association. it licensed its name to the tele­ “Unfortunately, people think vision series “Amazing that anybody can write,” he “Apparently there was a Stories,” the two are not other­ said. “We all have to learn it, group of aliens that had come wise related. so anybody can put the words to Earth and assumed human The publication receives on paper. But that’s the far­ form,” he said, outlining a about 250 manuscripts each thest thing from the truth. I short story the magazine week, but buys only six to eight don’t care how innovative your rejected. “But for some reason each month. About 20 percent characters are, how good your they had this fetish to cover of the submissions are from grammar, if you can’t tell a toasters, and that’s why toaster writers who have sold material story, you can’t tell a story.” covers were invented. before. The other 80 percent is “The best writers have that “As it turns out, the toasters from new writers and goes into true storytelling capacity,” he Q q q g Q p g The Observer/ Susy Hernandez resembled the aliens’ genitals, the associate editors’ “slush said. “You have the sense that and the premise of the writer pile,” where the offerings are they would be just as good if Juniors wait in line to have their pictures taken for the Dog Book. Wed­ was that people who had often dispatched quickly for they were sitting around a nesday was the final day that Junior Dog Book pictures could be taken. toaster covers were aliens.” any number of reasons.______cam p fire.”

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See the Outfield live at Morris Civic in South Bend October18 th TRACKS RECORDS 1631 EDISON RD page 6 The Observer Thursday, October 15, 1987 Columbia scraps $100,000 corporate raider prize Associated Press class, titled “Corporate academics should hold sacred Many business schools, in­ “I offered it because I think Raiding: the Art of War.” about the classroom.” cluding Columbia and NYU, of­ it’s extremely important for NEW YORK - Business West also said he was ap­ fer students competitive grants these kids to learn school officials nationwide The conflict raised questions palled at what he called the ap­ of up to $5,000 for devising busi­ entrepreneurship and think of praised Columbia University about what subjects should be parent inability of Edelman ness startup plans that become themselves as owners of com­ Wednesday for voiding a taught in U.S. business schools and some of the students to un­ successful. It is usually under­ panies, and this was a step, al­ $100,000 student prize offered and whether students who en­ d erstan d why the $100,000 prize stood, however, that the win­ most a shocking step, toward by corporate takeover ter the highly competitive in­ was improper. He and other ners will repay the money into bringing them into the real strategist and part-time stitutions have become in­ deans said they wouldn’t have a school fund that can be used business world, as opposed to teacher, Asher Edelman. fatuated with greed at the allowed it either. to award others. strictly the academic side of expense of other values. “It’s crucial that schools do the business world,” Edelman The decision made Tuesday “Bravo for Dean Burton, their best to teach students not Edelman was not in his office said. by Columbia Business School that’s all I can say,” said Rich­ to think about just making Wednesday to answer ques­ Dean John Burton to scrap the ard West, dean of New York money,” West said. “It may be tions about the Columbia class. “I think Edelman made a prize, offered to anyone in University’s graduate business that some students in our But in an interview with Cable category mistake. He was in­ Edelm an’s class who could find school. “That offer violates all schools may want to sell their News Network, Edelman said troducing into the academic him a good company to buy, of the normal canons of the souls to the devil. But we should the prize would ensure a stu­ setting a commercial was sharply disputed by Edel­ academy. It’s simply inconsis­ not have the devil standing at dent was compensated if he transaction,” said Lawrence man and some members of the tent with all the things that the front of the classroom.” used one of their ideas. Lavengood. Toddler tumbles 20 feet down well, rescue begun Associated Press At 7:30 p.m., about 10 hours “It is solid rock right now. It where the child fell in. It city water department was after she fell in the well, is pretty slow-going,” widens farther down, and then lowered into the well and the MIDLAND, Texas - A toddler workers said about two feet of paramedic Dave Felice told the narrows to a 6-inch opening child’s face was visible on the tum bled m ore than 20 feet Wed­ solid rock still separated them Midland Reporter-Telegram. below the spot where the child screen for a short time. nesday into an abandoned well, from the child. They estimated The girl was getting adequate came to rest. Workmen drilled 28 feet deep and rescue workers frantically it would take three more hours oxygen and was believed to be Rescue workers dropped a with the parallel shaft and then started digging a second shaft of digging with a small jack- lying on her back with her special microphone into the began working up toward the to reach the crying child. hammer to reach her. knees drawn up in a relatively shaft to communicate with the child, who was believed to be Rescuers said they could still comfortable position, he said. girl. At one time, the child’s about 22 feet down. They took Workers estimated it would hear the girl crying. Flood­ The well, in the back yard of mother, Reba McClure, talked that approach so that if there be late Wednesday night before lights were set up and a light a private day-care center to her daughter on the microp­ were a cave-in, debris would they could get to 18-month-old was dropped into the well to operated by Jessica’s mother, hone. fall toward the rescuers in­ Jessica McClure. warm it up. is only inches wide in the spot A camera belonging to the stead of toward the child.

Science Nobel winners named W D Q tl < m IBf'S) k Associated Press is divided if more than one reactions. laureate is named for each W est G erm an Georg Bednorz STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Two prize. and Swiss K. Alex Mueller won Americans shared the Nobel Chemists Donald Cram of the the physics prize for develop­ Prize in chemistry with a University of California at Los ing ceramic material that can THURSDAY SPECIAL French researcher Wednes­ Angeles; Charles Pedersen, act as a superconductor at a BUD LITE 16 OZ. CANS $1.30 day, and a West German and retired from the Massachu­ higher temperature than a Swiss scientist won the prize setts Institute of Technology; before. in physics for a breakthrough and Jean-Marie Lehn of the “This was the start of an av­ FRI: SAT: in superconductors that could Universite Louis Pasteur in alanche. Hundreds of laborato­ GIN & TONIC 85 ENTS IMPORTS $1.30 lead to faster computers and Strasbourg, France, won the ries all over the world were £ speedier trains. chemistry prize. soon at work with materials They developed molecules similar to those of Bednorz and I 7 2 0 AUCKLAND ‘ COPENHAGEN • TOKYO • LONDON The discoveries that led to that can link up with particular Mueller,” said the prize com-. O both prizes came by accident other molecules, a principle mittee’s statement. z when the scientists were now used in medical testing. Superconductors conduct il looking for something else, said 2 Their work could lead to an electricity without losing cur-1 o members of the Royal Swedish endless supply of energy by ex­rent to resistance. Their appli-1 X-MAS z Academy of Sciences, which tracting hydrogen from water, cation has been limited be­ o II□ chose the winners. said academy member Bo cause they must be chilled well I x z I Each Nobel carries a cash Malmstrom. 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But it’s just not the same. tire British educational experience. In live there are several other groups of portunities. London Program students are really a way, we are doing it the easy way American students also studying in But is this the way it really should isolated from the mainstream British and I feel strangely cheated. London. Ball State is across the street. be? university experience. As a result, For better or worse, Notre Dame will The University of Maryland group is a I have a friend who is also studying Notre Dame students become closer probably never move toward a more block away and so is Colgate. Apparent­ this Fall in England. But she’s studying friends with the other Notre Dame stu­ open program. That would require ly, some 15,000 American students go at Oxford. No, not in a program set up dents, but rarely meet any British stu­ loosening the reigns. Losing some con­ to London each year to study. by her school in Oxford, England. Ox­ dents, or even too many other Ameri­ trol. ford University. can students. Notre Dame just doesn’t do that. It’s Robert Hennig True her classes only will be about Alas, if you truly desire to meet some in Du Lac, something about in loco half British with other Americans fil­ British students you can go the Univer­ parentis. guest column ling the rest of the space. And her col­ sity of London and just sort of introduce This is not to say that I am not ap­ lege has other students going to Oxford yourself. But it all does seem sort of a preciating the time I am spending in This kind of gets you wondering about as well. But compared to Notre Dame, waste. You can spend a semester in London with the program. On the con­ the way the various other programs are she’s totally on her own. London and really not know any Lon­ trary, I am really enjoying it. structured. Very few schools have the You can say the experience of just doners, nor anything about the British I’m just wondering whether it resources Notre Dame’s program has. being in London is enough for you to method of education. couldn’t be something more. In the Notre Dame London Program, get a feel for it. And the majority of the Such a sheltered educational environ­ Robert Hennig is a junior studying in housing and classrooms are provided professors in the Notre Dame program ment is supportive, but misses the en­ London this semester. P.O. Box Q

you; the same is true of the path to rich and miserable. If success ever in­ treated like a problem: the definition Attaining success success. Without a clearly marked path volves stepping over people, un­ of “success” and the path to success to follow, the destination may never be bearable levels of stress and pressure, are not easily defined. a subjective task reach ed .” or going against my principles, I doubt Perhaps I am idealistic and imma­ I shall respond with a story. Over the that I should still wish to be successful. ture; perhaps I shall grow up eventu­ Dear Editor: summer, I wanted to get to a friend’s I do not deny that goal-setting and ally and determine that my present In the October 6 Observer, Scott house, but I was heading there from the whole problem-solving approach is views are wrong. But I hope I am right, Bearby advised us to set goals in order work and did not know the direct path effective; if it were not important, because the practical life that Mr. to achieve success. While his advice from work to his house. I did not want cognitive psychologists would not have Bearby depicted seemed very boring. seems very practical, he makes several to go home first and then take the route written the many books on the subject. Gregory Volan false assumptions about success. to his house that I knew, because it was But I do not think that success can be Off-Campus First, he assumes that we can easily such a roundabout way of getting there. define "success ” for ourselves. Accor­ So, without a positive idea of where I ding to him, defining “success” is our was going, I exited the interstate and first step; then, we can set our goals, headed south on the backroads. I did plan our path, and head directly to the not know these roads, but I knew that L I M I T : to completion of our goals and the south was the right direction, and I achievement of our success. Doesn’t he trusted that I would eventually find a realize that some people go through road that I knew. True, when I went their whole lives without ever finding over the stretch of gravel road, I had what they really wanted? Defining second thoughts, but I did reach “success” is half the battle, and yet, familiar roads and arrived at my Mr. Bearby wants us to do that “right friend’s house soon afterward. now at the dining hall.” What I hope to show with this story I believe that the success about which is that we do not always need a “clearly Mr. Bearby wrote is financial and marked path” to achieve a goal. With career success. Although he admits only a general direction, I reached my that financial success is “not the only friend’s house. Did I save any time by goal one can set by any means,” I am choosing the unplanned path instead of not convinced that he believes that the sure path? No, but the unplanned statement because all of his examples path was more fun. involved financial success. But even if Mr. Bearby finally assumes that we I misjudged Mr. Bearby, he also as­ all want success. Sure, I should like to Q u e s t i o n : sumes that success can only be be financially successful, but only be­ WHICH PERSON IS A achieved with a “clearly marked cause right now I think I should be hap­ RESPONSIBLE BACCHUS path.” He makes the following anal­ pier if I were financially successful ogy : “Picture trying to reach a destina­ than if I were poor and jobless. But I MEMBER? tion with no road signs or maps to guide would rather be poor and happy than

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Laura Stanton Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors. Column space Photo Editor Jim Carroll is available to all members of the school community, and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Founded November 3,1966 p a g e 8______Accent Thursday, October 15, 1987 A party for the beautiful and the damned My candle bums at both ends;humiliate themselves to the America is living through the need to be under the control of science later. A priest can help It will not last the night; level of the beast. Creatures, silly season. In a country which the God-life in him. Auricular her recover from a bad con­ But, ah, my foes, and, oh, myaspiring to be children of the is more than halfway to confession, which became science. He can't tell her friends— living God, allow themselves to abolishing sin as though it more and more top-heavy with beforehand she should have no It gives a lovely light. be manipulated by physical were an enemy objective in the casuistry, was the ordinary way regrets. appetites as though there were war on poverty, the presidential in which he relieved his con­ The modern Catholic asks: O urs may be the first of the no tomorrow, with its morning candidates are dropping out science. "what is the Church doing for "lost generations" to dress after. In the wake of the sexual one after another, self- After 1500 years, the children the gays? " The Church can cry up as decadents and throw it­ revolution, creatures feed on destructing from their personal of God are still a holy mystery with them over the cross they self an orgy which defines itself slogans of liberation as though sins. I hate the word "hypocriti­ imaged in rebellious flesh; they bear. The Church can forgive a s a liberation m ovem ent. You those slogans were sacraments c a l" b ecau se it is used so u n ­ try to discipline their members them seventy times seven. The could, if you wished, free your­ instead of half-truths. Even the critically as a cheap attack. But according to the desires of the Church can promise that Jesus self of self-love and adopt a elect seem deceived, and Cat­ our land has become hypocriti­ heart, waiting to find peace in loves them; the Church has to lifestyle that would leave you holics now ask their Church to cal, straining at gnats, swallow­ the vision of Love, seen face to be able to promise them that dead at an early age, stoned bless the liberation move­ ing camels whole. Early in this face. In a decade where the Jesus loves them very much, out of your mind on drugs; in ments, as though none of us century, my grandfather's flesh has become king and the or what's a church for? The your moments of lucidity, you were in danger of dying in was­ cousin, called to become a Almighty keeps quiet, the Church can assure them that might feel punished by the telands of our own choosing. preacher, had to travel to Church still tries to keep calling gay is good, but not always, realization that you've turned If you don't believe in God, Maine from California, where the shots like a referee, in a because gay is often self- yourself into a junkie slave. abortion on demand may be a he had fled after wronging an contest of conscience equaliz­ destructive, just as straight innocent girl back home. He ing the tension between pas­ stops being good when it is had to approach her, his hat in sion and the promised self-destructive. Sin comes in his hand, to ask her forgive­ beatitude, appetites and the two varieties: heterosexual and Father Robert Griffin ness, before he could be or­ ectasy to come, the selfishness homosexual. Otherwise you'd dained. of the body and the eternal be saying that gays can do Letters to a Lonely God Methodists, long ago, had salvation of the soul. anything, but straight people this kind of discipline to im­ The modern Church is have rules to keep. pose on a born-again Christian tempted like Christ in the wil­ You could, like a child of the sign of liberation. If God is newly washed and cleansed by derness: turn these stones into “Perhaps gays in the Jazz Age in Paris-that city of dead, maybe the available the blood of the Lamb, wanting bread; that is, eat the bread the latter-day Babylonian Cap­ models of grace under pres­ to become a shepherd of the that feeds the body, but not closet are better off tivity, according to a story by sure are the guy who pays for church. Pre marital sex was not the soul. Throw yourself from staying there, out of Scott Fitzgerald-keep yourself his lady friend's abortion, the an unforgivable sin in a the parapet of the Temple, sedated as an expatriate on girl who warns her date that denomination which recognized relying on God to bear thee up: danger.” cognac, and repeat like a eul­ she has herpes and the respon­ that black sheep were saved by that is, trust the flesh to bring ogy the bittersweet epitaph in sible sex partner who insists on faith, and not by works; and you to heaven. Worship the The modern Catholic asks: which Edna St. Vincent Millay reducing the spontaneity of experience proved that the first prince of darkness, which "What has the Church done describes herself as a candle intercourse by the prudent use baby could come anytime, means that you should stop lately for gays' rights? " Gay consumed by extravagance of condoms. though after that, it took nine regarding the world, the flesh rights to do what? To live free long before dawn. Hers was a In the Village Voice, you can months. Sin used to be a mat­ and the devil as your spiritual of the closet, and free of har­ crowd that figured either Qod read the brave, sad stories of ter the church would handle in enemies. If the language is assment? Do you liberate a gay is dead, or He doesn't care a patients suffering from AIDS - the privacy of its own com­ abstract and metaphysical, re­ when you encourage him to damn about human beings drug users, hemophiliacs, munion. Mow candidates are member that our warfare is come out of the closet? Per­ who lush to forget their pain. heterosexuals, gays. They or­ judged publicly by phonies with the principalities and haps gays in the closet are bet­ Read Eliot's "The Wasteland," der balloons for the funeral, wanting to cut public figures powers of the air. Our weapon ter off staying there, out of Hemingway's "The Sun Also and the funeral dirge is "Send down to size. is every word that proceeds danger. As Catholics, they are In the Clowns." Mo reading of from the mouth of God, no more second-class citizens Tennyson's "Sunset and Eve­ “Forgiveness is a remaining invisible. than other sinners, and all of ning Star" for these victims, form of liberation.” A modern Catholic looks at us have sinned. Sinners aren't “It all seem s wistful, dead at thirty or younger; his old-fashioned Church. "Why strangers to the Church; saints .ike Millay’s candle whatever has happened, doesn't the Church show more are the mavericks. The Church they've done it "their way" and The Catholic Church didn't sympathy for the downtrodden is good to sinners. Does the burning at both ends, to hell with the homecoming in invent sin; yet it has an inter­ minorities?" The Church that I Church discriminate against at a party the a religion that never accepted esting history of dealing with know is the home of the under­ gays by refusing to whitewash them. It all seems wistful, like sinners. It grew up in the time dog; it receives him with love, their consciences? Are the gays liberationists are Millay's candle burning at both of the Roman Empire, where not as Jew or Gentile, slave or better off in the bars than they throwing for the beau­ ends, at a party the the converts were pagans in a freeman, but as a redeemed would be at Mass or confes­ liberationists are throwing for society as hedonistic as our sinner to whom the Lord sion, looking for mercy? tiful and the damned.”the beautiful and the damned. own. Christian asceticism speaks: "Com e in, my dear. I Some gays bear so much What is sin? The effect of sin couldn't have been easy for have been waiting for you." anger toward the Church, their is the realization of what you've sensualists growing up with the The modern Catholic says: pain hangs in the air like a Rises" or Fitzgerald's "The done to yourself as you are idea that anything goes, and "That can't be right. Otherwise, cloud; yet love must have a Great Gatsby" with its descrip­ w aking up in the shabby dawn temple prostitution could be a the gays would feel it. Un­ place on the many sides of tion of the enormous starting to discover that a thing of part of your religion. Were the churched couples, living to­ every argument. I would hate eyeglasses, used as a roadside beauty may be a joy only until Romans like wandering sheiks gether without benefit of to tell a gay that father knows prom otion of Dr. E cclesburg- morning. Maybe you live who keep harems crowded with clergy, wouldn't have the door best; but if most of the gay an oculist long moved away, through months or years of wives, or stables stocked with slammed in their faces when iceberg stays submerged under gazing unseeingly at a great connecting one shabby dawn to concubines? Certainly, they ask for marriage. Divorced the surface, how can you be gray ash heap-to get pictures another, before you realize that monogamy was not their ideal, Catholics who later re marry sure that closet gays don't take of a world to which grace no in your effort to grab brass and women were dishonored wouldn't be denied the sacra­ heart from hearing about the longer came. That cynical age, rings, you're on your way to as playmates. Isn't marriage in ments. Women wanting abor­ concern that the Church has unlike our own, didn't try to kid becoming an all-time loser Christ a more worthy institu­ tions wouldn't be threatened for them ? itself into a belief that its hunting for a fix: alcohol, tion? But even after marriage with excommunication." I'm running scared, now that hedonism and excesses were a drugs, sex or a conquest. You was observed as a sacrament, I tell the modern Catholic: sincere Catholics are siding celebration of the ways in don't like yourself very much human beings continued to "The priests I know best are in with the world to attack the which they were liberated. for acting like a fool who has struggle against the flesh, and the business of forgiveness. Church. The faults, dear Men and women, as party been looking for happiness in you have a dozen doctrines - They don't discriminate against Brutus, are not in the Church, animals, are living contradic­ the wrong places. In wanting to like Platonism, Jansenism, gays. They help fallen-aways which beseeches the Lamb of tions: creatures with the bril­ be liberated, you've become a Pelagianism, Calvinism - trying wanting a church wedding. God to take away our sins, but liance of half-cracked archan­ slave of your own worst weak­ to explain the convoluted na­ They do what they can for in ourselves. The only unforgiv­ gels, gifted with the free will to nesses. ture of man whose instincts divorced Catholics who feel able sin is the one discrediting that they are not living in a the miracles of Christ as the Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson state of grace." work of Beelzebub. Isn't there Forgiveness is a form of danger of sinning against the MOM, CAN HOBBES AND T I PONT THINK \ WHAT IF WE LIN E Y " CANNIBAL HOW SUE Y I THINK. WE'D liberation. What more can a light if we abuse the Church by RENT A VCR AND A TAPE 90, CALVIN. GOT AN WHAT? 1 STEWARDESS WON! EVEN LEARN A LOT priest do for a sinner than offer blaming it as the sin partner of TONIGHT? ,___ IT'S A SCHOOL / EDUCATIONAL l£ T US BV WATCHING , NIGHT. TAPE? / V UNCHAINED." GO INTO THAT. him deliverance from the mys­ the great Deceiver? THE SJVKE tery of iniquity? Sin is much Winston Churchill defined a more than a legal fiction, if It fanatic as one who can't involves a decision that change the subject and won't darkens the intellect and change his mind. I'm not a w eakens the will. Liberation fanatic. "Letters to a lonely would encourage a woman G od" will be less opinionated wanting to have an abortion: when you return from break. "Go ahead. You have a right to Have a safe one. Darby O'Gill that choice." Unless she's a and I never said we didn't love zombie, she'll have a bad con­ you. Thursday, October 15, 1987 The Observer page 9

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CALL DAVID 283- Club or interested people. Call 2046. 237-1949 or 277-8131 RANTY, LOCATED ND AREA. NEW BEFORE BREAK. DON'T GET STUCK 1 9 9 7 . $52,000, ASKING $38,500. CALL 717- WITH THEM I NEED GA'S. ALSO NEED Ann Seifert: An Aussie and a Scot wish 3 3 9 -3 1 4 1 . TWO GIRLS NEED RIDE BACK BAMA TIX. STUD. OR GA. CALL JOE you good Luck SATurday. The Fightin' EXPERT TYPING SERVICE. CALL USC: FROM PITTSBURGH ON SUNDAY 2 0 7 3 Irish want you back I M.W-P..S.A. MRS. COKER 233-7009. SONY DISKS I need two GAs for the USC game. Call OCT 25 CALL 284-5489 Why pay $2.80 or more? Support the Mike at 271-0765. HELP! I need two Navy tickets. Student F5 ATTENTION DOMERS MadMacs Macintosh User's Group and or GA. £4421 OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER & LIQUOR, T h ere will b e an ND vistory party after get high-quality, Sony 3.5" diskettes for C A R R Y O U T T O 3 A.M. U.S. 31 N., ONE NEED 2 NAVY GA SH CALL MARG 3713 the Air Force game at Mike Brown's only $1.40 each. Contact Tim Dierks at Help! I need two G.A.s for USC game. BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. house in Colorado Springs. If you are 283-2101 or stop by Stanford 136. Yep, I need two GAs for the Boston Col­ Call Nick at 3068. Thanks. going to be there and need directions, lege game. Please call Mike at 271 -0765. USC USC USC I NEED USC GA'S! DAD call 283-3150. TO THE SATISFIED CHICKS OF I have 2 NAVY GA's. Already been of­ NEED 2 GA'S EACH FOR USC AND WILL PAY $$$$ CALL MONICA AT NORTH, Here are your just desserts; fered $75 for the pair. If still interested, ALABAMA GAMES. CALL BEVERLY X 4238 Hate to a-salt your Image of me, but To NYC 1-way flight Sat, Oct. 17 9:30 call SLUG at 3105. USC USC USC I NEED USC GA'S! DAD 237-0600 EXT 234 am 287-4336 WILL PAY $$$$ CALL MONICA AT DO YOU HAVE PENN STATE GA'S??? chicks do not eat me up. I kept your appetites satisfied, but I bet you thirst ONE-WAY AIRLINE TICKET TO WASH­ X 4238 LETTERMAN WANTS YOU TO SEE IF YOU HAVE THEM, MY PARENTS for my condiments. Your serve. THE TERRIE S TYPING WORD PROCESS­ INGTON D C. FOR OCT. BREAK IT'S HIM LIVE but only if you trade me 4 USC WILL BUY THEM! WILL PAY $$$! CALL HOT SALAD BAR BOY ING, CLOSE TO CAMPUS. LETTER CHEAP-CALL BILL THE CAT E1506 DO YOU HAVE PENN STATE GA'S??? GA's. We have 4 Letterman tickets. Call SUE AT X4238 QUALITY PRINTER, WORD PERFECT, IF YOU HAVE THEM MY PARENTS 234-6183 or 288-8673. Don't disappoint $1.50 SS, $1.25 DS. 287-1283 ROUND-TRIP FLIGHT. S. Bend to Char­ WILL BUY THEM. WILL PAY $$$! CALL D ave. HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY, ELIZABETH- lotte. NC. 1017-1D20. Value $218. SUE AT X4238 ANNE CRISP! This was one of the hap­ Gordo, Smitty, Big Arms & Sparky: 4 IN­ CREDIBLE coaches. .. 4 really BIG YOUR PRICE $125. 277-8707. I need the following tlxs NAVY-2 *3754 piest days of our lives. We love you scores. Things can only get better I We HELP! HELP! HELP! I NEED 2 G A 'S and are very proud of you. love you guys! OB, TE, RB & the rest of FOR SALE!! RESTAURANT/BAR NEAR FOR BOSTON COLLEGE WILL PAY A. I AM INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY Mother and Dad LOST/FOUND the Ducks P S. Next happy hour? CAMPUS. OWNERS SELLING AT $$$$ OR TRADE UP WITH 2 NAVY B. I NEED ALABAMA GA's C. DO YOU WELL BELOW ORIGINAL COST. BUSI­ G.A.'S. CALL ANNE AT 2764 SEE POTENTIAL PROFIT D. WILL Dear J L, We re happy to see that you LOST-Gold Cross and Chain NESS MAJORS, APPLY YOUR HARD BEAT OTHER OFFERS CALL RICK HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY, ELIZABETH- have finally given up on each other and Sentimental Value -Please call Doug EARNED EDUCATION AND OWN A USC-USC NEED 2 USC GA'S I HAVE 1817 ANNE CRISP! This was one of the hap­ found a real man, even if he does cough 2 3 2 7 B U S IN E S S EVERY CO LLEG E KID 2 BC GA S TO TRADE OR CASH KEVIN piest days of our lives. We love you up furballs. HAMLET WANTS! 277-0352 AFTERNOONS. 2 3 4 -1 2 0 8 Want to trade 4 BC tlx for 4 Navy tix. and are very proud of you. $25 CASH REWARD for the return of Call between noon and 10 pm. 234-5735. Mother and Dad I NEED A RIDE TO PURDUE FOR my leather aviators jacket lost in a TWO USC GA S FOR SALE COST: 80$ N e ed ed BREAK. CAN LEAVE ANYTIME. WILL drunken stupor sometime last week The OR BEST OFFER BY 7:00 THURS. 4 Navy GA's and 2 stud tix call Brian NEED 4 GA TIX FOR USC & BC. CALL SHARE COSTS. CALL JOHN M. X2374 brand name Is Midway. Please call Jeff CALL DAVE Y. 2 029 1456 272-6282. $$$$$ WANTED: a t 3 1 6 6 A FEW GOOD DEPRESSED PEOPLE Danny G. 3 days and counting. I can’t 3'x5’black dining room table (with leaf) N e ed ed Need 4 Navy GA's THAT NEED SMILES. wait to see you 11 love you I Your Genuine LOST A long gold chain with a TIGER- and 5 chairs-$50 or best offer. After 5pm- 4 Navy GA’s & 2 stud tix call Brian at Call D eb ra J u s t C uz Montana Souvenir EYE PENDANT, somewhere between 6 8 4 -2 0 5 9 1456 2 8 4 -5 4 7 9 B alloons the War Memorial and the Architecture 2 8 7 -6 0 4 3 TERRY ANDRYSIAK, As loyal Irish fans, Building, on Friday October 9th. There is DESPERATE FOR 2 GAS FOR NAVY NEED FOUR B.C. STU. OR GA'S CALL we have stood and cheered through a large tiger-eye attached with a half OR BC. PLEASE CALL DAN X3261. JOHN AT 3064 moon, six beads, and a bent clasp. It has WE DO TAILGATERS. MAKE YOURS many games, both good and bad. We TICKETS were very disappointed that you did not INCREDIBLE sentimental valuelllll NEED 2 USC TIX! STUDENT/GA. $$ NO NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NOTICEABLE. extend the same courtesy to fellow Please call Karen at £1992, 143 B-P PROBLEM. CALL (404) 392-1500 COL­ NEEDED ONE GA OR STUDENT CALL Just Cuz Ballons Domers who enjoy the sport as much as NEED TWO TICKETS FOR BC GAME. LECT. ASK FOR STEVE JEGIER OR DEAN 2 0 8 0 2 8 7 -6 0 4 3 LOST-spanish book.Tanto Mejor", left in CALL 717-339-3141. LEAVE M SG. 906 Portage Ave. you-your rude enzone remarks during the BADINf ARLEY football gam e were NDH. If picked up please call Mark 2151, NAVY: I need 2 GA's for Navy. Call Ken not appreciated. THREE BADIN FOOT­ after 8:30. THANKS!! HELP! a t 3304. BALL PLAYERS $$$$$ DESPARATELY NEED KIM LOST Blue Notre Dame backpack be­ I need 2 GA's to Navy & USC Call Dan 1 NAVY GA $$$$ I need 2-3 tickets for the USC game. HURRY HOME FOR OCT. BREAK! ...... N O ONE HERE FEEDS US BETWEEN SUSIE FROM REGINA, IT'S NOT MY tween 12:40 and 12:50p.m. at bookstore 3 3 1 9 PLEASE CALL SCOTT X1640 Call 271-0122 on Mon. 1012. If you plan on keeping it, MEALS OR LEAVES THEIR ELECTRIC FAULT YOU SPENT YOUR SHUTTLE at least leave the notebooks at LaFortune NEEDED: USC GAs I WILL BEAT I HAVE 4 NAVY GA'S BEST OFFER BLANKETS ON ALL DAY FOR US TO FARE 0N A CANDY BAR I KNEW S L E E P O N I SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN I lost snd found. I need them for midterms YOUR BEST OFFER!! CALL 1075 HELP!! I NEED ONE STUD. OR GA TIX BY THURS. 10 P.M. MARC 271-0675 this week Please don't be a savage. Call FOR THE NAVY GAME. I AM WILLING S M E A G & S M U D G E SAW THE GRASS BETWEEN YOUR Syl at 31323134 TEETH I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A Young grad has found the secret to TO PAY A LOT OF $$$$. CALL WILL HELP!!! I NEED YOUR GA’S FOR USC, BUCKET OF OATES TO THE ROOM career sucess -4 B.C. tickets for the V.P. X 3119 NAVY, AND BC. FOUND-,n LaFortune-3 KEYS ON A I need good seats, any price. Ann (312) WILL PAY BIG $$$$$$$$ CALL 3510 BOB OB OB OB OB 0 6 OB OB CSC / INSTEAD OF CHAMPAGNE, YOU BLUE NDALUMNI ASSOC KEY RING. 3 6 9 -1 5 1 9 . !"!(!!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!(!!! FREE GIFT NOW HELP-I need as many stud tix as pos- WERE A GOOD DATE TILL THE FOOD CALL 284-4425 l!l!!!!!!$$$$$$$$!!!!!!l WANTED 3 ALA­ sible.Please call Kathy 284-5531. RAN 0UT- llL WORRY ABOUT BEING NEED 3 BOSTON COLLEGE GA'S BAMA TIX (GA'S OR STUD) HAVE USC BLACK BALLED AS SOON AS YOU LOST Brown geeky-looking glasses in CALL ANN AT 284-5216 STUD TIX TO TRADE AND LOTS OF P LEA SE H ELP MEM! I NEED 2 B.C. TICKET NEEDED FOR BC GAME! CALL LOSE A FEW HONEY! -MIKE brown, take leather case (Tuesday mor­ $$$$. CALL KEVIN X2477. STUD. TIX OR GA'S. CALL DINKY- ROB AT 234-7168 ...... S USIE IT'S NOT THAT I'VE NEVER ning, 10-13) Please call-1 can't see a 2 7 3 5 . thing Mark TNT at 272-2271 NEED 3 GA S FOR USC 1 tic 1c/ Ohare to Calif. Price negotiable. ••••DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS**** BEEN TURNED DOWN BEFORE, IT’S WHO ALWAYS WANTED JUST THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN TURNED CALL JOHN AT 2924 Call Rex 232-5118. I NEED GAs FOR USC, ALL HOME LOST!!! GOLD NECKLACE AND OVAL GAMES.272-6306 TO COME TO AN ND GAME? DOWN BY ANYONE SO HEAVY-MIKE LOCKET INITIALS MEB ON FRONT !£$%...... I do and they're counting on me. Please ...... HOLDS GREAT SENTIMENTAL & "() Wanted: 2 GAs or STUs for USC NEED 4 BAMA GA’S HAVE 4 NAVY sell me your GA or student tickets for the HELP! NEED RIDE TO CHAMPAIGN VALUE PLEASE RETURN TO 435 2 7 1 -0 6 1 1 GA'S AND $$ TO BUY, SELL, OR USC game if you don't plan to be here. FOR BREAK. CALL BRIAN 1513 WALSH OR CALL MAURINE AT 2604 TRADE WITH. CALL KEACH 1239 It'll m a k e th eir day!!! ...... THANKS! I'm a Satan worshipper who needs BC C all Cathy £2488 HELP! NEED RIDE FROM ""Thanks!!!'*" BLOOMINGTON AT END OF BREAK. tickets for my boss. Seriously, though, HELP HELP HELP I need to sell my LOST (last week, in D2 parking lot or WANT TO SEE BC FANS CRY? call Kevin at 3164. Willing to trade a Navy CALL BRIAN 1513 USC student ticket. I'm asking $10. Call Dear Marni, LaFortune laundry room?): JOURNAL of Then sell me your BC GA's so my ticket. JOHN at 2057 Hi! I'm in Ohio, and ...well, not really, but DATELESS WONDERS- BE A PART OF tremendous value, within a blue-green sisters, cousins, and uncles can see just think: only 5 weeks til Thanksgiving! IT SOON III!! Mead notebook. Please call 3308 if the Eagles lose!!!!!!! Call Steve at 232- TICKETS NEEDED RICH ALUM NEEDS 5 USC TICKS. Can't wait to see your face! In the mean­ found. 98 1 6 . Wealthy Wall St. Alum needs Penn St. 1163. BC TIX BC T1X BC TIX NEED BC TIX and BC tlx. Call Matt 1-800-223-6559. time, Happy Sweetest Day, and beware JOKER! JOKER! JOKER! and the of postmen bearing bears. BIGSTER! Happy birthdoe to John REWARD MY GRANDMOTHERS B C T IX G E R R Y FA U ST will h au n t y ou if you d o n 't Love, Muellerleile and Mike Newlonl HEART-SHAPED LOCKET AND CHAIN GIMMEE, GIMMEE, GIMMEE-2 BAMA give me 2 USC GA'S CALL JB AT 283- CALL 6712 AM OR 233-1296 USC-USC-USC 2 GA'S NEEDED FOR GA'S WILL PAY FOR YOUR CHILD'S 1681 a ! ...... EVENINGS MOM & DAD! WILL PAY BIG BUCKS COLLEGE EDUCATION CALL PETE AT ...... J U A N , H appy BirthdayA L T H IA , Pierre is waiting Someone who will be baking in the CALL 272-5417. ASK FOR SL 2 7 1 -0 4 7 9 USC USC USC for you, so hurry up and turn twenty on Jamaican sun will be thinking NEED GA’S OR STUDENT TICKETS the twenty-first. of you and wishing you the best of luck NEED USC TIX. CALL DOUG AT 234- 2. 3 OR 4 GA'S NEEDED FOR ALA­ CALL TRISHA AT 232-1345 FOR RENT 6 718. BAMA GAME-CALL BILL AT X3366 Love the Pebble Beachers on your LSAT on Saturday! To my Alumni SYR date, MIKE...... NEED 4 TIX FOR USC GAME. CALL NEED 4 TIX FOR USC. CALL 312-623- $$$$$$ NEED NAVY TIX !! stud or GA w ho brought me to his room & Crewbie Come and Play-again! The COLOR TV RENTALS BY SEMESTER COLLECT 309-346-2622 AFTER 5 PM. 5328. WILL PAY $$$. call Karen 271-0585 VERY LOW RATES COLLEGIATE REN­ indirectly told me to put out or get out, Swimmer I'm glad I got outl I just wanted you to ...... TALS 272-5959 CALL 4579 FOR YOUR BEST OFFER SENIOR IN NEED OF G.A.'s for HOME I need GA's for ALABAMA or B.C. Call k now I made it safely to the shuttle by GIGI FOR GA S FOR ALL HOME GAMES Mill! games, especially U.S.C. and Navy. Pete or Nance at 3767 or 1264. large house for rent-7 bedrooms.2 Please help me it's the last time they can myself after being so "graciously" es- I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY MAKES YOU corted to the door. I may have been the AS HAPPY AS YOU MAKE ME. baths,2 refrigerators,washer and get to a game. Call in the am. or after Looking to trade 4 Navy GA's for 4 Bama first but definitely not the last to turn you LOVE, dryer,off street parking, call debble 10 pm. Thanks! Ann 284-5064. GA's. Call Hugh-2120 before 4pm. 288-6740. down.-Your thoroughly disgusted date 50428 from Regina. P.S.Girls Beware! NEED FOUR BAMA TICKETS CALL WILL TRADE OR PAY $ for BC tix. call BED N BREAKFAST ROOMS FOR GREG AT 289-6714 Rich 283-2144 N O V . GAME To the date from Hell aka Mike IRISH VOLLEYBALL!!! BOSTON COLLEGE GA's WEEKENDSGRADUATION. 1-219- I just wanted to remind you that TOUGH LOSS ON FRIDAY NITE, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME NEED 2 USC STUDENT TIX CALL TOM- 2 9 1 -7 1 5 3 . I NEED 5 BC GA'S! PLEASE CALL SYR stands for screw your roommate not GOOD LUCK OVER BREAK, Big, Big cash offered for BC GA's I'm 1245 SHANNON 2519. screw your date. I hope you had a great SEE YOU IN TEXAS, holding your family hostage night being rejected. Thanks again for THE TOWERS Please call Chris X 1489 taking such good care of my friend. - F O R S A L E a n o th e r ad m irer from R eg in a...... WANTED NAVY & USC GA'S NEED S L T C A L L 2 0 8 6 ALABAMA Helpll need 2 GA's for USC & Navy! HAVE A GREAT OCT BREAK! KNOW an d EARN $4 PER HR. FLEXIBLE NEEDED: 2 GAS FOR NAVY OR BC Please call Marcie 284-4196 THAT I'LL BE THINKIN NAVY SCHEDULING, MEALS & EXCELLENT GAME. CALL CHRIS AT X1145...... OF YOU; WITH TIX NEED 2 USC GAs. IF YOU CAN HELP, WORK ENVIRONMENT ARE AVAIL­ F ather's Insurance Co EARS,MIND,HEART,AND BUGS X3611 CALL KEVIN. £1496 ABLE. CALL 277-2662 FROM 10 AM & NEED 10 USC TIX! would like 2 Bama GA's (How does $100 LOVE s o u n d ? ) THE "OPTIMISTIC " DOCTOR OF UN- 8 PM FOR DETAILS. NEED 10 USC TIX! Desperately need to get rid of plane tix Call Sue 284-4035 DERWARE NEED 10 USC TIX! to W ash. D C. for break! Call Kevin x1885 HOCKEY REFEREES WANTED You can't lose I’m desperate. GRADUATE STUDENT'S PRAYER ...... Join the Mlchlana Hockey Officials As­ Mike (800) 345-2059 (Day) or FOR SALE 4 USC GA's CALL X1139 sociation and officiate In the Irish (312) 761-2099 (Eve or Weekend) Youth Hockey League. Arrangements Wantd: 4 Stud. B.C. tix and 1 Bama stud. can be made so that all of your games Call 2120 or 4779 are In the ACC. To receive an appli­ need 3 BC ga s -call Mary at £2808 Need 6 USC GA's. Call Jenny 284-4154. m z m s~B5E= and to equivocate, and let the army shoes ...... cation call 277-9901. NEED TRANSPORTATION BACK TO b e always on the other guy's mama. In NEED 4 BC TIX WILLING TO PAY DESPERATELY NEED 10-15 NAVY ND FROM PHILLY AFTER BREAK? I've the name of Him who is Truth, Amen. Need riders loiro DC for break! LISA 287- BUCKS ANDOR TRADE 2 BAMA GAs G.A.'s AND TWO BC STUDENT TICS. got a one way airline ticket that has your 6 7 2 6 CALL SCOTT £1412 CALL TODD AT 2937 or 1050. n a m e o n it. C H EA P! CALL 4 1 0 7 -J. Heinrich Schliestak S66 PERSONALS, page 15 page 10 The Observer Thursday, October 15, 1987 Talks progress as NFL lines crossed Associated Press agreement,” Upshaw said. “But everything must expire NEW YORK - The 23-day-old Feb. 1.” N FL strik e seem ed n ear an end Earlier, Minnesota Vikings Wednesday night, with the General Manager Mike Lynn v i players one point away from said progress had been made going back to work without a and “if you can resolve an new contract. The union vowed issue, it can be resolved at any to work through the night in tim e .” search of agreement, but it was unclear whether normal foot­ “But time is running out to ball could yet be played this play this Sunday,” he said. “I w eekend. would say if there wasn’t The new discussions came on anything done tonight, it would a day when some of the biggest be difficult to get the players names in the game broke ranks ready for Sunday.” with their teammates and led Upshaw talked twice by tele­ I! 89 players back to work. phone Wednesday with Jack " -■£ Gene Upshaw, executive Donlan, executive director of director of the NFL players As­ the owners’ NFL management sociation, said the “key stick­ Council. And while both union ing point” was how long to and management spokesmen extend the 1982 Collective Bar­ said nothing was resolved to gaining Agreement, which ex­ end the walkout immediately, pired Aug. 31. The players want sources on both sides indicated a Feb. 1 extension, the owners that more discussions might be June 16, Upshaw said. imminent as the union faced “We would be willing to the fallout from the worst day A P P hoto return to work. We would be of defections since the strike Tom Flores speaks to his non-union team at a been made in talks between management and the willing to play under the 1982 began on Sept. 22. practice. Flores and other NFL coaches may soon Players’ Association. have their original teams back as progress has

body, Rice’s name came up day of practice this fall. He saw conference and two-time all- right there,” Rice said. “The Rice more and more. films, but said it was tough to state selection. Rice picked up games are easier, when he’s on continued from page 16 “ H e’s an option quarterback. tell from those how well Rice m ore than 7,000 career yards the sidelines and not bothering That’s what Holtz needs out could throw the ball. in total offense as a four-year you. It hurt. But after awhile, after th e re .” “Everybody was saying, starter, and was understand­ “At first I thought he (Holtz) I met a lot of people and got “He could be another Jamelle ‘You’ll be like another Jamelle ably one of the most highly- didn’t like me,” Rice laughed. comfortable with what was H oliew ay.” Holieway,’ ” Rice said. “I’m touted players in the nation. “When I made a bad play, he’d happening, it was OK.” Those are some of the more not. I’m Tony Rice. That’s it.” And for a sophomore with say stuff like, ‘I’m never modest things people were Considering what Rice has little game experience, Rice recruiting from South Carolina Rice became almost legen­ saying around here. done in the past, that should be seems to like being under the a g ain .’ ” dary on campus in a hurry. “Nobody had even seen me enough. pressure of a game situation. When the Irish began losing the play,” Rice said. The Woodruff, S.C., High Especially when you compare But if prospects like Rice close games and starting quar­ School star led his school to two the games with the practices. keep coming along, don’t count terback Steve Beuerlein was In fact, Holtz never saw Rice consecutive Class AA state “It’s harder in practices for on Holtz living up to that state­ under fire from the student throw a football until the first titles and was a three-time all­ me, because Coach Holtz is m ent.

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Reception to Follow Thursday, October 15, 1987 The Observer p age 11 Irish travel to Midwest, Far West over break By PETE SEIKO figure we shouldn’t get too ex­ Sports Writer cited until we have good reason to celebrate. Hopefully, that The Notre Dame soccer will be at the end of the year. team, nursing a 13-0-1 unde­ But the boys had two days off feated string and gaining more before (yesterday’s) practice national attention with each and they looked real fresh. I’m game, fights to remain among happy with their attitude going the ranks of the unbeaten as it in.” goes on the road for two games Portland may prove to be over break. m ore of a challenge to the Irish, The Irish will travel to and Grace is wary of the squad, DePaul on Saturday for an af­ which is similar to the Irish in ternoon game with the Blue several ways. “They have a Demons, and will then catch a very good unit, there’s no doubt flight west for a game next about that,” said Grace. Wednesday with Portland. “Their coach is in his fourth “DePaul has only won two year there, as am I. Their team games, but those were their is loaded with juniors who have last two,” said Head Coach experience and talent, some­ Dennis Grace, in his fourth what similar to ours. And the year as the coach of the Irish. last time I talked to thier “They have absolutely nothing coach, he was talking about to lose by playing us. They’re challenging for a national going to go all out to try to championship within a few knock off a team in the Top 20.” years. I don’t know if they have Notre Dame is ranked as that potential, but we certainly high as seventh in the country will not overlook them. by one soccer poll, and is The Observer / Mike Moran ranked second in the Great “Also, they play on Astroturf Tom Rehder (87) closes in to lay a hit on Michigan the Irish defensive tackle below. Lakes region. But Grace does out there, and the last time we State's Bobby McAlister. Molly Mahoney features not think that the rankings played on turf (against West­ have affected anyone on the ern Michigan) we didn’t have Senior moves to tackle squad, least of all him. one of our better perfor­ “The kids just want to play,” mances. If we maintain the in­ said Grace. “They’re going to tensity that we’ve showed for want to travel after midterms a lot of this season, we should Rehder key in the trenches and play some good soccer. I be all right.” By MOLLY MAHONEY fense the time and space it His intense style of play on Sports Writer needs to operate. the field may lead some to see Rehder, one of four fifth-year him as a verbal leader on the Happy “Actions speak louder than seniors on the offensive line, team, but Rehder prefers to let w ords.” began his career with the Irish his actions speak for them­ 21st That is the general consensus as a tight end but enthusiastic­ selves. in the Irish football office these ally agreed to assume the “It’s my responsibility to go days. Just ask senior Tom Reh­ duties of a tackle. out and do my job to the best Birthday der or offensive line coach “I belong here,” said Reh­ of my ability,” said Rehder. Tony Yelovich about the impor­ der. “This is where my physi­ “then the coaches can concen­ Jeanne tance of their rather thankless cal attributes pay the biggest trate on different areas that work to Notre Dame’s offense. benefits to the team and my fu­ need improvement instead of Marie They will just toss a stat book tu re .” worrying about me.” at you and point at the Taking his talents to a new Burke scoreboard. Notre Dame’s suc­ position has been a challenge, Rehder’s work ethic follows cess this year speaks for itself. especially when adjusting to him off the field as well be­ But it is the battle in the the techniques of pass blocking cause he insists that football is Love, trenches that Rehder and his which require what Rehder “not just a game, it’s a way of Mom and Dad fellow offensive lineman fight calls “passive aggressive­ life.” on every snap that gives the of- n ess.” He is dividing his time be­ “A lot is different,” said tween the football field and the Yelovich, “but he made an ex­ classroom as he completes his cellent transition. Tom has fine MSA. speed and quickness and he has AMERICA’S FIRST FAMILY tremendous work habits on the “By achieving my goals in field during practice.” football,” said Rehder, “other OF SUPER-PREMIUM Rehder strives to be a things stem from this success “dominant player on the foot­ and come almost second na­ ball field” but places a national ture. “If you are a winner in BEERS. championship and the Heis- one aspect of your life, in­ man Trophy for Tim Brown as evitably this spills over into Enjoy super-premium his most important goals. other areas.” in 12 oz. Happy 21st Birthday October 16, 1987 JULIE STAUTBERG

Love------Mother - Dad - Tom - Ann page 12 The Observer Thursday, October 15, 1987 Cross country squads to run at Indiana Intercollegiates By GREG GUFFEY finished one spot ahead of them The Indiana Intercollegiates Sports Writer at the Notre Dame Invitational will be the only meet for the and then downed the Irish 15-48 Irish harriers over fall break. The women’s cross country in a dual meet last weekend. • • • team will be trying to establish Ryan, though, rested his top The men’s cross country itself as a state powerhouse five in the dual meet and says team will also compete in the Friday in the Indiana Intercol­ that will give his team an ad­ Indiana Intercollegiates. legiates at Purdue. vantage over the Cardinals. Indiana won the race a year The Irish finished first in the “I think it will be a signifi­ ago, with Notre Dame placing little state division last year cant factor,” Ryan said. “Our third. This season, the Irish are and fifth overall. Once again, top five will be a little fresher. coming off a third-place finish the teams to beat will be the Ball State had to run one more in the Notre Dame Invitational host Boilers, Indiana, Indiana race than us. With a few more and a second-place showing in State and Ball State. teams and some more individ­ the National Catholic meet. “We can do at least as well uals spread in there, I think we Head Coach Joe Piane said he as last year,” coach Dan Ryan can take them.” hopes the depth on his team im­ said. “I’d like to finish in the The Ball State meet did proves. top four. It will depend on the decide the remainder of the “I know that Dan Garrett and strength of the girls and how Irish lineup for this week’s Mike O’Connor will run well well they pack.” meet. Freshman Ruth Piatz and finish near the top, they The tactics and strategy of and sophomore Linda Filar will have been doing that all year,” the team the Irish will have to join regulars Theresa Rice, he said. “I’m just concerned down to push into the top four, Jenny Ledrick, Julia Merkel, about us as a team. If we can Ball State, will be no surprise Kathleen Lehman and Wendy run as a team there are a lot to the Irish. The Cardinals Murray as the Irish hopefuls. of possibilities for us.” AP Photo Danny Cox hurled a complete-game shutout to clinch the National League pennant for the St. Louis Cardinals. Details of the Cards’ Cardinals reach World Series 6-0 victory appear below. Associated Press St. Louis is 8-2 in seventh Herr, the only batter reliever ST. LOUIS -The St. Louis games, winning more Game 7s Craig Lefferts faced. Cardinals, the best do or-die than any other team. The New Cox, who pitched the game team in baseball history, came York Yankees are next at 5-5. that clinched the NL east title alive on Jose Oquendo’s three- This was the first Game 7 in for the Cardinals, had been hit Happy 19th run homer and behind the NL playoff history since the hard in losing Game 4. But he pitching of Danny Cox to win best-of-seven format began had little trouble on the cool, Birthday the National League playoffs three years ago. clear night and did not walk a Wednesday night, beating the batter, struck out five and was Elizabeth-Anne San Francisco Giants 6-0 in The Cardinals, who were out- helped by three double plays. G am e 7. hit, outhomered and outplayed The Cardinals and Twins Crisp! The Cardinals earned their in the field for the first six both finished below .500 last 15th World Series trip, third in games, were humming. Every­ season, Minnesota going 71-91 Love, the last six years, by winning thing they did worked, while and St. Louis at 79-82. This Mother, Dad, John the final two games at home the Giants could do little but World Series marks the first before raucous crowds of w atch. time two teams that finished 55,331. St. Louis and the Min­ under .500 opposed each other nesota Twins, making their Only Jeffrey Leonard, the se­ in the World Series since 1965 first World Series appearance ries Most Valuable Player, when Los Angeles played Min­ since 1965, play Game 1 Satur­ made a contribution for the nesota. day night at the Metrodome. Giants by going 2-for-3. But Cox allowed eight hits and ex­ even his luck ran out in the tended the Giants’ scoreless sixth inning when he hit a line streak to 22 innings, a playoff drive that Gold Glove shortstop record. He also ended their Ozzie Smith deflected in the air chance at reaching the World and then caught on the carom. Series for the first time since L eonard earned a $50,000 1962. bonus for being named MVP. Oquendo’s homer off Atlee Leonard, who homered in the Hammaker capped a four-run first four games, tied a playoff second inning and sent Busch record with 10 hits in 24 at-bats. Stadium into a frenzy as the Cardinals came charging out of The Cardinals finished with the dugout to greet the utility 12 hits and five walks off seven player who had just hit the pitchers. They put the game third home run of his career away in the bottom of the sixth -all against the Giants. on a two-run single by Tom BULLETIN CALL IMMEDIATELY FOR RESERVATIONS FOR FALL BREAK I t h e mm mm P A N Y PRisims a SIM CuM PRESENTATION or a PETER SIMPSON PRODUCTION 1: PM M ills MICHAEL IRONSIDE WENDY LYON JUSTIN LOUIS LISA SCRRAGE and RICHARD MONETTE I JOHN HERZOG music su ri byPAUL ZAZA co producerR A Y S A G E R edited sy NICK R0TUN00 u*om w ntgumts «ccowR«*rmc :ed si PETER SIMPSON owe® b»BRUCE PITTMAN . 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By BRIAN O’GARA and points, you’re gonna have every reason to believe that lins is currently 12th in the na­ of the strong schedule that the Sports Writer to earn them.” they will pick up the slack and tion in assists per game with Irish needed to play to get If the Top 20 challenges help in other ways. You always 11.73, and leads the N orth S tar recognized by the NCAA. They’re 16-4, and off to the aren’t enough, add a season- get surprises in these situa­ Conference in that category. And they have. Notre D6me best start ever for a Notre ending injury to a two-year tions.” After the four-game road trip is currently ranked seventh in Dame volleyball team. sta rte r. The Irish bench has gotten over break, the Irish have five the NCAA Mideast Regional But three of those loses have Sophomore Kathy Cunnin­ deeper not only this season, consecutive home matches, Poll, its highest ranking ever. come to Top 20 teams, and two gham, who has emerged as a with 10 returning monogram beginning the last Saturday of Last week the Irish recieved Irish opponents next week are, lead er for the Irish with 3.43 winners, but in the past few break with a 7:30 p.m. match over 10 votes in the Tac- you guessed it, in the Top 20. kills per game and a team- weeks. Junior Whitney Shew- against Wisconsin in the Joyce hikaraAVCA Top 20 poll prior leading 217 digs, will miss the man played well coming off the ACC Pit. Nine of Notre Dame’s to their five game loss to 10th- Notre Dame will face rest of the season with a disl­ bench in the three matches last 11 games remaining after ranked Kentucky Friday. seventh-ranked Texas this Sat­ ocated shoulder. Cunnin­ weekend, hitting at a .400 clip break will be home matches. “What I want first and urday, and eighth-ranked Ne­ gham ’s injury occurred on Sun­ and playing solid defense. “I’m very pleased with Amy foremost,” said Lambert, “is braska next Thursday. In day against Minnesota on a dig Freshmen Amy White, Rachel White. She has been gaining to play is for us to play well between these two tough attem pt. Hall and Colleen Wagner have more and more confidence. and take our game to a higher matches the Irish will meet “Obviously I’m disappointed also been playing well in Rachel Hall has been improv­ level. I’m very satisfied with Baylor (Monday) and Texas about Kathy Cunningham’s in­ reserve. ing as a middle blocker - that’s our progress in the past four or A&M (Tuesday). All these con­ jury,” said Notre Dame head “Whitney Shewman’s best a difficult position to learn. And five days. For the season, tests will be away. coach Art Lambert. “She was assets are her quickness and I have no doubt that Colleen we’ve made good progress but “Texas is far and away the second in kills on the team and smart hitting,” said Lambert. Wagner will make her pres­ it has not been as fast as I best team we have played thus one of the best passers as well. She played very well for us this ence known, it’s just a matter thought it would be.” far - no question,” said Notre Losing her really hurts us. weekend (in three matches of w hen.” The Irish have won 13 of their Dame head coach Art Lam­ “There are people ready to against Kentucky, Northern Il­ Notre Dame is at the mid­ last 15 matches, losing only to bert. “Both Texas and Ne­ jump into that starting spot,” linois and Minnesota). She just season mark of the 1987 cam­ No. 16 Northwestern and No. 10 braska are the types of teams continued Lambert, “people is getting back to where she paign, one that could just bring Kentucky since mid- that will not beat themselves. who are very competitive and was last spring before her knee the Irish their first-ever NCAA September. Of their 16 wins, 10 They don’t give away side-outs competent players. I have surgery. Tournament bid. Despite a 33-7 have come in the form of a “It takes a while to get your record last fall, Notre Dame three-game sweep. timing and anticipation back did not receive an invitation to Leading the way for Notre Notice to Members of after being out, and those are post-season play. Dame offensively this fall has much more critical for a The two fall break matches been Zanette Bennett, a junior Notre Dame Federal Credit middle blocker.” with the Longhorns and outside hitter who is averaging Sophomore setter Taryn Col­ Cornhuskers are an indication 3.77 kills per gam e and is hit­ Union ting for a .344 percentage. “Z” As part of an audit of the Notre Dame also leads the team in service Federal Credit Union, as of September 30, aces (28) and solo bocks (34). Cunningham and junior 1987, the Supervisory Committee has Maureen Shea have also been recently distributed statements of accounts ironwood major factors in Notre Dame’s to all members. If you did not receive your a success this fall. Cunnin­ wines and spirits gham’s defensive hustle has statement, please contact the Supervisory Domestic and imported wines beers liquors. contributed to her team- Committee, Notre Dame Credit Union, P.O. 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Leonard had two singles in the Giants’ 6-0 loss Wednesday LAST SATURDAY WAS night, running his total for the This will be our last night open series to 10 hits in 24 at-bats. GREAT He set a playoff record by hit­ before the break, so don’t miss ting home runs in four consecu­ CALL ME AGAIN tive games and tied NL playoff it! records with his 10 hits and 22 total bases. PEE WEE Leonard, who hit .417 in the series, finished with five runs scored and five runs batted in. page 14 The Observer Thursday, October 15, 1987 Sports Briefs

CBSannounced this week that it will air the Tryouts for the varsity men’s basketball Notre Dame Southern Cal game at 12:30 South team will be held tonight in the JACC Auxiliary Bend time. Kickoff for the Saturday, Oct. 24, Gymnasium at 7:30 p.m. -The Observer contest will be at 12:45. -The Observer

A p e p rallywill be held Friday, October The swim team will hold its Blue vs. 23, for the USC game at Stepan Center at 7 p.m. Gold Inner Squad Meet today from 4-6:30 p.m. -The Observer -The Observer J# The Falcon defense has given yards on 98 carries for a 7.3 up 347 yards per game, but only average, followed by junior ful­ Game 17.2 points per gam e. All-WAC lback Andy Sm ith (359 yards continued from page 16 . defensive tackle Chad Hen­ on 76 carries). Holtz insists. “It’s a case where nings (6-5, 260) has 41 tackles Senior Quinton Roberts also whoever’s the quarterback, and 13 sacks for minus 100 sees time at fullback, while everybody’s got to pull for him yards this season. He is the all- junior Anthony Roverson and and we have to work the thing time Air Force leader in career Albert Booker are the together. All we ask from Tony lost yardage on tackles, and halfbacks. Rice, or whoever’s playing needs one m ore tackle for a loss C enter B lake G ettys (6-2, quarterback, is, hey, take the to break that career mark. 260) and right tackle Jeff snap, execute and play your Nose guard John Steed (6-2, Johnson (6-3, 247) are returning m m m A P P hoto ro le.’ ” 230), the only other returning starters on the offensive line. starter, makes up for his lack Senior wide receiver Tyler James Meeker and Pat Ahlgrimm stop a Utah receiver in an Air Whether Rice, Kent Graham, of size with intensity, while in­ Barth represents the biggest Force victory earlier this year. The Irish will try to rebound from a or Pete Graham is taking the side linebacker Rip Burgwald receiving threat with nine loss against Pittsburgh against the Falcons Saturday. Rick snaps, the Irish figure to try to leads in tackles with 68. receptions for 212 yards and Rietbrock previews the game beginning on the back page. bounce back from a season-low Air Force’s offense two touchdowns. 103 yards rushing against Pitt vs. Holtz described the frustra­ That challenge is in the hands Flannery will get the start. and establish control of the line tion of trying to pick the bone. of Notre Dame’s defensive unit Ned Bolcar had 17 tackles Notre Dame’s defense of scrimmage, and control of “They run the same thing which also lost a quarterback, last week, Darrell Gordon had the clock to keep the ball away The Air Force wishbone is play after play, down after free safety Corny Southall, to 15 and Cedric Figaro 15 to lead from the free-wheeling Air firmly implanted in the minds down,” he said. “They know it injury (knee). Freshman Todd the defense, but the squad suf­ Force wishbone. of both Irish defenders and very well and there’s no way Lyght will call the signals from fered its worst outing of the A key to accomplishing that fans. So far this season, it has you stop that on the black­ the secondary in place of Sout­ season. Pitt was able to pile up will be avoiding turnovers. averaged 444.7 total y ard s per board. The blackboard will not hall. 204 rushing yards, the most Notre Dame has given the ball gam e, 347.7 of th a t rushing, in­ be able to defend the wishbone. Defensive tackle Jeff Kunz against Notre Dame this away five times in the last two cluding 637 total yards in a win What you have to do is play ex­may also miss the game with season. games, compared to one over Utah. cellent technique and hope that an ankle injury that has been The run defense will have giveaway in the first two con­ Sophomore quarterback Dee somewhere along the line you plaguing him much of the year. plenty of chances to redeem it­ tests. Dowis is the leading rusher, 713 can execute.” If he is unable to play, Bryan self against the wishbone. >oooooooooooooooooooo<

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The Hustler isn ’/ what he 1 9:00 pm - if football kick-off before 5:00 pm 7:00, 9:30, 12:00 used to be. But he has Moon - if kick-off after 5:00 pm the next best thing. Sponsored by SUB Cushing Auditorium $2.00 A kid who is. Sports______Thursday, October 15, 1987 page 16 m Irish on the road again to face Air Force High-flying Falcons, wishbone attack to challenge rugged ND defense By RICK RIETBROCK Notre Dame is also facing a after a loss to Wyoming in the Assistant Sports Editor team which has been nothing opener. Air Force is 3-1 in the but a pain in recent years. Con­ Western Athletic Conference COLORADO SPRINGS - The sistently frustrated by the and should contend for the con­ Notre Dame football team smaller Falcons’ wishbone of­ ference title. finds itself in a rather un­ fense, Notre Dame has lost four The Irish are looking to play familiar situation going into its of the last five contests in dis­ much better this week after a game against 5-1 Air Force Sat­ appointing fashion. loss, than they did last week urday - coming off a loss. In 1984, Air Force piled up after a week off. 371 rushing yards and held The game will be televised Notre Dame, behind backup Notre Dame’s offense by WGN and WNDU at 1 p.m. quarterback Scott Grooms, to South Bend time. 207 net yards in dominating the vs. How well the Irish (ranked Irish, 21-7. 11th in AP, 13th in UPI) In Notre Dame’s last trip to Air Force’s defense respond to last week’s loss to Falcon Stadium two years ago, Overall, the Irish are healthy Pittsburgh, and injuries to linebacker Terry Maki blocked on offense. Braxston Banks quarterback Terry Andrysiak a fourth-quarter field goal at­ returned against Pittsburgh to and Corny Southall, is someth­ tempt by John Carney and see considerable playing time ing Lou Holtz is as anxious as safety A.J. Scott ran 77 yards and score a touchdown. The anyone to find out. for the game-winning touch­ problem is the injury that they “I wish I could tell you ex­ down in a 21-15 Air Force win. do have is to Andrysiak, which actly where we’re going to go Tim Brown’s 95-yard kickoff means the offense may have to and what our reaction is going return for a touchdown make some major adjust­ to be, but in all honesty I really propelled the Irish to a 31-3 rout ments. Holtz, however, is . ' don’t know,” said the Irish in last year’s contest, Notre trying to downplay the quarter­ head coach. Dame’s first win against the back question. “This is a very important Falcons since Gerry Faust’s “It’s not a quarterback race, The Observer / Robert Jones game for Notre Dame. I think first year as Head Coach. it’s not a quarterback derby,” how we react is going to be very This year, Fxisher DeBerry Anthony Johnson helps with passprotection against Pitt. Chris important to our football (31-11 lifetim e) has led the F a l­ see GAME, page 14 Dallavo features the sophomore fullback below. te a m .” cons to five consecutive wins Johnson turning heads in Irish offensive backfield By CHRIS DALLAVO do. I get as much satisfaction the special teams, but when the Last spring, Johnson was “ I’d never been hit in the face Sports Writer out of a good block as a good opportunity presented itself, I moved back to his natural po­ before, and I wanted to see ru n .” wasn’t going to let it slip by.” sition, fullback. what it was like.” In high school, Anthony Notre Dame running back That opportunity led him to “Anthony is better suited to On a more sane level, Johnson did it all. In college, he coach Jim Strong praises play in every game, start five, play fullback,” notes Strong. Johnson holds Coach Holtz in will do even more. Johnson’s ample athletic abili­ and garner the most playing “He has tremendous vision as very high regard. At Adams High School in ties as well as his team- time of anyone in the freshman an inside runner. He has the “He is a tremendous coach. South Bend, Johnson lettered oriented play. class. Johnson left his mark by ability to bounce outside and He knows exactly what he is four times in soccer, was “Anthony Johnson has tre­ carrying the ball 80 times for create a big gain. He also doing. I respect him both as a named to the all-state team in mendous running skills,” 349 yards, scoring five TD ’s throws some very good coach and as a man.” football and was an all­ Strong says, “and his unselfish and finishing the year as the blocks.” Johnson had his biggest game conference performer at three play in the backfield, despite a second leading Irish rusher for “I’ve learned to be a role against Purdue this year, positions - fullback, linebacker nagging ankle injury, has the season. player,” adds Johnson. “We scoring three touchdowns. and placekicker - in his senior helped make us a good football With all of these accomplish­ have a chance to do some great “We knew their tendencies, year. te a m .” ments, what was his favorite things as a team, and I am and it was just a matter of ex­ Now, the 6-0, 216-pound soph­ Johnson came into Notre part of the 1986 season? going to do whatever I can to ecution,” he notes. “The omore is concentrating his ef­ Dame and immediately made “My biggest thrill was prob­ make sure we have a game to coaches did a great job prepar­ forts on being the starting Irish an impact at tailback, a posi­ ably running through the tun­ play on January first.” ing u s.” fullback, and getting spectacu­ tion which he was somewhat nel for the first time,” Johnson Johnson hopes to take out the lar results. unfamiliar with. says. “There is nothing like the Don’t be misled by Anthony frustrations of Pitt on a very “I love to run the ball,” notes “I didn’t expect to play so feeling of running through Johnson’s unselfish nature, he tough Air Force squad. Johnson, “but I want to contrib­ much right away,” Johnson th ere with your team m ates and is a very tough person. How “We are going to emphasize ute in any way that I can. If adds, “but I was ready to help hearing 60,000 scream ing tough? Last Spring, Johnson pounding them on every play. that means throwing a block on the team in any way that I people. The USC game was participated in the Bengal We really want to take it to someone, then that’s what I’ll could. I had hoped to play on pretty great, too.” Bouts. Why? ______th em .” Rice finally in spotlight as Irish QB

Tony Rice is still waiting. And like the first offensive play in the second Time is what Rice has been getting lots of on a Believe it or not, his second-half performance half, when the sophomore showed his lack of game daily basis. The 6-foot, 197-pounder is taking most against Pittsburgh this past Saturday has not offi­ experience in an unusual way. of the snaps with the first team in practice, and cially earned him the starting quarterback job in “I was kind of scared,” Rice said with a smile. that is not likely to change when the Notre Dame the absence of the injured Terry Andrysiak. Com­ “I got out of the huddle and lined up behind the offense takes the field Saturday. pared to last year, however, Rice is the last one guard instead of the center. So I guess I was kind “ (Monday) Coach Holtz said ‘Let’s see the first you’ll here complaining. of nervous at first.” team out there,’ ” Rice explained. “I keep on think­ “There are a lot of things I could have done better ing Terry’s there. The first time, I’m just standing (in the 30-22 loss to the Panthers),” said Rice, who Marty there. Everybody’s saying, Tony, it’s you.’ So in I was kept out of football last year under NCAA w en t.” Proposition 48 because his standardized test scores Strasen But being the starting quarterback for 11th- failed to meet the minimum requirements. ranked Notre Dame doesn’t erase the bad All he did against Pitt was lead the Irish to all memories. As a freshman, Rice never felt further their points in the game, and was one successful Football Notebook away from being a member of the team. In fact, drive away from pulling out a tie in a game Notre he had trouble sticking around for a pep rally on Dame trailed by 27 points at halftime, when The starting quarterback for Saturday’s game at at least one occasion. Andrysiak left the game with a broken right collar­ Air Force has not been decided upon, Holtz said at “I remember the first pep rally when we played bone. his weekly press conference Tuesday. He indicated Michigan,” Rice said. “I walked in there and There were mistakes - like throwing the ball in that it’s a three-man race between Rice, freshman everybody was cheering. People asked, ‘What’s the direction of Panther cornerback Gary Richard Kent Graham and junior Pete Graham. your name?’ I told them and they would say, Oh, on a quick-out, which could have (and probably “The biggest problems with a young quarter­ you’re under Proposition 48.’ should have) cost the Irish another six. Like running back,” Holtz explained, “are understanding the “I just left. I didn’t even stay for the pep rally. out of bounds on the final drive without realizing checkoffs and keeping out of the bad plays. Throw­ that it was a fourth-down play. ing the football and reading coverages takes time.” see RICE, page 10