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Volume 65, Numberr 16 l URRICANE Speaking tests Lecture needed for TAs, Series committee says Students say it's difficult reforms Programs scheduled understanding some teachers for noon hour break By SIIAWNA SERIG required to pass an intensive ByMANlTI PRAVIA Staff Writer English course and retake the ... rltcr exam. If the exam is not passed University of Miami Provost the applicant will not be consid­ I ecture Series, a committee that Luis Glaser has established .1 brings speakers to campus, has language competency committee ered for the TA position. Also, no first year graduate, heen restructured and will resume which has recommended that all this spring with lectures scheduled graduate, research and teaching research or teaching assistants would be allowed to teach. during a nemn break period on assistants pass an oral English 1 uesdays and Thursdays The committee, established examination before being permit­ Lecture Series was dissolved ted to teach a class. three months ago. consists of Tarr Or. David Wilson, dean of the last semester fn Universitv of The committee grew out of an Miami Provost I ms Glaser Now ll experimental English pronouncia­ College of Arts and Sciences and Or. Norman Einspruch, dean of the will he' coordinated by the Office tion class that was offered to of the' vice Provost and the Office teaching assistants last year tei engineering department. Of Public Affairs help improve then oral competen­ The proposals made to the cy, said I)r Dennis Tarr. dean of provost "should help to alleviate During the hour break at m».n. the School of Continuing Studies existing problems and stop any classes will not be scheduled This others from starting," Wilson said. will make' th,. series mur.' access! "We recognized thai there was a He also explained that once Glaser ble to students while attracting problem and wanted to do some­ reviews the proposals, the Aca­ interest from outside the Universi­ thing internally about it, so we demic Dean's Policy Committee ty community started this class and helped the "We wanted to haw seeme time TAs that needed it," he said. must give the final approval. "We should see some action on tee schedule lectures and speakers Many students have expressed of interest at a time people would the need for oral competency this by Eall of 1988." Einspruch said. The policy committee should be free te. attend." Glaser said "If standards bee.use they had diffi­ we dear the class schedule, then culties understanding iheir teach­ not have any problems with the proposals because ' we will clear tunc conflicts, and ers we are moving in the right direction with this" people will be able to attend the Brenda Werllng, a sophomore Dr. Pamela Ferguson, dean of lectures." international finance/marketing the Graduate School, also recog­ According to Dr James Ash major, said she' was enrolled in a nizes the problem "You certainly associate provost, the break period calculus class wnh a graduate can be used by campus organiza­ asNistani who ipoka little Enaliah. hear stories that there are llan- She said steident grades in the »•....,;.'I proMaras ...eel we'i »r-vfn« tions to schedule meetings with no worfics about class conflicts. Class Were relle. live- e.l Ihe I As to cut them off 1., ..... o,v-*J inabiluv lee speak English cornet* escalate Into serious problems." Umversiiy of Miami', schools and she. said. ...ii. ,•< ** ly. "II .lowevd down th. class In a move, to deal with the Tt,,' les-„,r. Maria* at.*., ham a because' lee- alwavs hael te. re'P«-.tl problem, the CJraduate Students new »*«>, ,,,.,, himself." Werling s.ml eiion has established a com­ "The change In the Serin ta "It was ,1 complex subject and mittee tei research language com- suggested by s pattern found at had we understood his English, the petency within the graduate other universities," Ash said. material mav neet have been so school. During their last meeting, "Washington 1 niversity in st difficult.' sle;' saul the committee suggested TAs be has ,1 very popular series Sophomore Frank Wong, an tested for English language com­ whit h is similar in the one v.,' will electrical engineering major sa.d petency, especially < «r.il competen- ha\ e all of his lah Instructors have had I he' new format will consist eef some seirt «>f difficult*) expressing s e.tt Meyer. GSA vice president Informal and formal lecture peri­ themselves en 1 nglish. "it it and chairperson of the committee ods The informal aspet t eef the- especially ditficuit in a lab situ.i said that although all international series, called "1 ectures on the tion." he' said, "because the ses­ students, graduate and undergrad­ Commons," will feature popular sions are timed and. if the TA uate, are required to take the lest IM preefe'sseers discussing current doesn't know the language, adjust­ of English as a Foreign language. issue s eef inteiest W Ittl I lllde'llts ments lia\«' lo be made " "it is a written exam and does nol "Students mav discover that I'M Glaser said the' committee was assess how we'll thev can commu­ professors mav be just as good and researching these problems and nicate the spoken word." nieeri' accessible," said Dave' Kling, "Although the assistants are com­ Meyer said the proposals of the assistant to the Vii e Provosl "It is petent in their field |of study|, that committee appointed by the pro­ Moving art very refreshing In thai respect 1 ni mal lei tures. held during the doesn't mean that they are compe­ vost are good. "It will help artist Hans Haacke, is part of a new tent in English " graduate students get into the "Circles and Waves," a sculpture by German break or at other scheduled times, According tee committee recom- a' ademic swing of things, rather exhibit at the Lowe Art Museum. Story, page 10. Will feature premiiiianl speakers mendatlons, (een ign TAs that can­ than face the burden Of teaching in Please see page 6/LE< UKI not pass the oral exam will be a classroom their first year." Motorcycle thiefs caught by police Police aim to cut crime Prowlers arrested found connected to prior thefts on campus Rising crime makes safety measures neces By PETER VA! DES-DAPENA make' recommendations to Pub­ lic Safety feer I nipree, e'llll'llt s By CINDY SMITH lege. valid reason for being on the man gave the scooter back and Stuff >l Stott Writer The officers arrived at the lot at campus ut that time of the fled Zimmerman said she- became about 1. in a in to find the subjects morning After Friday's arrest. Hudak ran Despite the rising e run.' rate ne el about campus see uri- t \ afte'i hearing Hie- e on< I ms of Universitv of Miami police offi­ Of the complain! having the area Green fit the description Dillari a records check on Green and and budget i utbai ks al the cers arrested two men the morn­ in a brown Ut~h Dodge trmk. The y.i\i- the police Of the man w he) Smith and discovered that Smith department of Public Safe t*.. the was wanted for possesion eef . nts y.ere' asking, T>.n• s ing of < )• 1 22 on a loitering and officers noticed that the- vehicle tried to steal his scooter em (let 16 I niversity of Miami is attempt- cocaine Meanwhile, Whitt ni\ kid lie e ei g gun " " she' said prowling charge, only to discover belonging to Roger Green and Dil'ari called the police alter he to cut crime by identifying searched the truck and discovered butes this to Miami's that they were responsible for at Dion Smith fit ihe description heard noises outside his apartment • i.il crime areas on . a given by Dillari, who was the and went to investigate'. a traffic ticket for a motorcycle and building a wall around the n.itieei. ignized crime leas) two motorcycle tln-fts on violation made out to Will BarkiT. campus. victim of an attempted motorcycle "At first I thought it was a joke Pearson Residential College problem "We want parents t<> According to a police' report theft on Oct. 16 until 1 saw a tall, lanky black man darker, a UM student, had parking leet • the campus is a from the Department of Public Whitt and Hudak followed the in his late- twenties pushing my reported his Honda Elite scooter Student Government Sen sis ure- a Safety, officers Dennis Whitt and truck to the corner of Dickinson Honda Arrow scooter away from steelen from the porch area of the Martha Zimmerman has been Zimmermi idt nt • on the apartment." he said. .emjilex on Oct. 21. E.d Hudak responded to a com­ Drive and Peine e de 1 eon Blvd I he' II tmg teeurs of resld the other hand leel too , ompla- plaint by junior Mike Dillari that UM officers arrested Green and Dillari confronted the man. whei Whitt called Barker tee verify halls on campus ti) identify cent about Campu two men were prowling in the Smith, both of Miami, for loitering said he was picking the' motorcy­ that his scooter had been stolen, specific security problems and I'l. ' KIME parking lots near the apartment und prowling; neither could show cle up for a fnend, und told the and then aske'd Dillari to thi to identify the suspect. area and I alien Residential Col­ piee.ef of identification or give a man that the Scooter was his. The Dillari positively Identified Creen as the man who had attempted to steal his scooter and Students appointed said that he remembered(,re-em's pants, slie).".. and face, a. cording to police reperts. • Barker said he is glad the police to board of trustees caught the' men but, "I wish 1 hael my hike back " His sce«etir has nol been recovered. Students have input on meetings Police responded to a students call, "because someone was eem- By CAKI N BI'KMI IS 11 K man. representing the student cerned and reported a suspicious person.'' saiel Curt Ivy. formet ' ippointed tee the be.ant it of Department of Public Four Universit} "f Miami stu­ Safety haw- full floor rights to debates *, ___** dents were appointed last week to and discussions hut an' not able te. the .i ! IM liie.erel e.f vote, according lo student Gov- ~± f-*X Ivy said he is pleased that police Ins Is the thud Mar •%. have heen trying to encourage nl Bill l>al. i • thai studi nts have been Student representation has had a siudimis te. report suspicious peo­ sented een the board. tremendous affet t on board di ple on campus. "Student representation on the "lt was their follow-up Investi­ board ol li usti es Is bash ally a Butler said gation that linked the subjects te. belief that students have a worth­ Furman Mid In hopes the stu­ the other crimes," Ivy said about while point eef view, and I M is dent I...ard membel s , an infl i. it. e the officers. Said Dr William University polii v before it is Butler, vice president eef student implemented Ivy speculated that the men affairs "Instead eef reacting to policy, "we're tutting the University fairly regularly." He said that (.re-en and Ihe new stude'iit members are we can start setting an agenda." Smith may also haw- been respon­ Amparo Braniella, representing i el tin- athletit affairs committee; lln- board of trustees meet Mil HAM K">,llurru u.». .Slejjf sible feer some' bicycle thefts Ghoulish fun around campus. Their true k w ould Enrique <- arillo, representing the approximately three timi s a se­ make it easy feer them to take' master plan i ommittet and build- mester, suiel Carillo Their next Professor Meza Alberto (left) and Alfonso Suerra (right) discuss Jake the Mummy's t.u -. e lis aw a\ from campus w ith- i grounds c ommittee; Mat k ing will be hi'ld at 3 p.m., out anyone noticing, he said. • senting tl Hi. in the President's Board Halloween employment possibilities in the Financial Aid Building 37 E. affairs committee; ..net Dean Fur­ Room Paae 2 Friday. Oct 30. 1987 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Update

NEWS grandparent brunch at 11 a.m. Sunday at the — . Hillel Jewish Student Center. 1100 Stanford TH-MMy Today Drive. HILLEL: Shabbat services will be held at 6:15 COLLEGE BOWL: A meeting will be held at 8 p.m.. 1100 Stanford Drive. A special dinner will p.m. in the Hecht Residential College classroom. follow. Monday BRIEFS FENCING CLUB: Practice will be held at 8 p.m. in BADMINTON CLUB: Practice will be held at SHAOLIN GROUP: Physical conditioning and 6 30 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. practical self-defense training will be held at 4 the Lane Recreation Center. p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. ULTIMATE FRISBEE CLUB: A frisbee football Rathskeller hosts Halloween Party TAE KWON OO: Training and instruction for practice session and club meeting will be held at Weekend beginning and advanced students will be held at 6 6:30 p.m. on the Intramural Field. - The University of Miami Rathskeller, in conjunction with SAILING CLUB: Beach day will be held on p.m. in the Lane Reaeation Center. INTERVARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: A Student Government, will hold their Annual Halloween Costume Saturday. Meet at 9 a.m. outside the Lane HILLEL: Study abroad opportunities in Israel will meeting will be held at 7:30 p.m. in University Party from 7 p.in. to 1 a.m. Saturday. Recreation Center. be discussed at 7 p.m. at the Hillel Jewish Center 241. The UM vs. East Carolina football game will be shown on the ULTIMATE FRISBEE CLUB: A game will be held Student Center, 1100 Stanford Drive. Israeli food big screen television. at 2 p.m. Sunday on the Intramural Field. will be -served. PUBLIC RELATIONS STUDENT SOCIETY OF ORGANIZATION OF JEWISH STUDENTS: The WATER POLO CLUB: A practice session will be AMERICA: A meeting will be held at 5 p.m. in Law school presents Constitution series social service committee will hold an adopt-a- ,d at 8 p.m. at the University Center Pool. Merrick 113. The University of Miami School of Law is presenting a facul­ ty lecture series on the Constitution and its relationship to modern problems in its bicentennial year. The lectures focus on certain specific matters closely related to current research interests of individual members of the faculty. The first lecture will feature Professor Bruce Winick who will discuss The Kij-hf to Refuse Treatment: First Amendment Limits on Mental Health Treatment 5 p.m. Tuesday in School of Law 112. All students, alumni and friends from the University and le­ gal communities are invited. Women and Leadership series needs input The University of Miami Leadership Institute, Womens Com­ mission and Women's Advisory Committee on Academic Affairs are beginning the planning process for the 1988 Women and Leadership Series to be held in March. A kick-off meeting to generate suggestions for programs and speakers for the series will be held over lunch at noon Wednesday in the Ibis Cafeteria Private Dining Room. For more information call Craig Ullom at the Leadership In­ stitute at 284-2380. Philosophy colloquium to be held The University of Miami department of philosophy will pre­ sent Edward Erwin on "The 'Crisis' in Clinical Psychology and the Hermeneutic Response" at 3 p.m. today in Learning Center 190. Erwin was educated at the City College of New York and at Johns Hopkins University. He joined the UM department of phi­ losophy in 1974. after teaching at the State Universty of New York at Stony Brook. He is the author of two books, as well as numerous articles in philosophy of language and philosophy of mind. His current area of interist is psychoanalysis The public is invited to attend. For details call thephilosophy department at 284-6109.

Eating disorders program to be held The University of Miami Women's Commission will hold a seminar on Eating Disorders from noon to 1 p.m. Nov. 10 in Pear­ son Residential College. Panelists will include Dr. Patrice Saab from the departmentof Psychology, Doris Zachary from the Center for Counseling Service and a student to offer personal testimony.

UlA ataduala trom Channel 10 to be roasted •aVece,.- -*7 ».»,.,., eeeeeee, v>. .- pMelml «et ee.-wee teee" -\»/ I-\_C,- C-.Yeeee.ee,. 10. and a if>7.i graduate of the University of Miami will be roast­ ed at a special luncheon during Homecoming Week. The reception will be held at noon Nov. 10 in the Marble Bar located on the third level of the Marriott Hotel, 1633 North Bay- shore Drive. The lunch will begin at 12:30 p.m. and conclude by 1:45 p.m Cost is $17 per person. To make a reservation call Isabella Burgess or Gayle Remer at 284-2265.

Organizations to recruit on campus Several organizations have been scheduled to recruit on cam­ pus. Sign up sheets for scheduling interviews are located in the department of Career Planning and Placement in Building 37R. The following organizations are scheduled to recruit to- day:Ethyl Corporation and NCNB National Bank. For more information call the department of Career Planning and Placement at 284-5451. Barnett Banks to hold seminar HOWL YOUR HEAD OFF! Barnett Banks will hold an information seminar from 7 to 9 p m. Tuesday in the Ibis Cafeteria. Students scheduled to inter­ view Wednesday should attend. COMPETE AGAINST OTHER COLLEGES —SUZANNE SCHIERHOLT IN THE ULTIMATE TEST OF WHO HOWLS BEST. Pearson lot fence Boston College Top four howlers in America win: an all- State University Of New expense paid trip to Springfest '88 in Daytona Ybrk-Binghamton for the "Howl-Off" Finals, plus $500 spending to deter theft money! American Univ. Safety measures combat crime on campus # J Howler wins: an all-expense paid trip to Penn State The '88 Indy 500. plus $ 1,000 spending CRIME/.*-rorri page f Although no start-up date has moneyl "Stu­ yet been set for this project, plans Ohio State dents feel sectirr on campus presently call for one opening in because it has a community atmo­ the fence onto Ponce De Leon Univ. Of Miami Top twenty finalists from each campus sphere." sh.' said lilvd. and two onto Carillo Street. win: an official Howl Off '87 cap On a tour of l-.atnn Residential The two onto Carillo will be College. Zimmerman found eight closed at night, and the one on Univ. Of Connecticut and T-shirt! problems, including dead light- Ponce De Leon Blvd. will remain bulbs and fire deeors which could open at all times. Rutgers All entrants receive: a com­ be opened from the outside. She "This way people can't be se-nt a memo listing the complaints walking down the sidewalk and memorative Howl-Off to Joe Frechette, director of th* just ease over into the parking North Carolina State Department of Public Safety She *>nguish said. "Vandals don't poster! WOLFS said Public Safety is responsive to like- to go where they are boxed in. Univ. Of Pittsburgh the suggestieens. If you restrict their in and out, Plus drawings for free BEAD At Mahoney Hall, too few vandals are not likely to go in," he Univ. Of Michigan problems wire found to warrant a S.ll.l cases of quality Wolf's memo Other problems at Public Safety

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Students chosen <-** Creative Hair-tultng For »!«••• and Himicii FOR NEW CUSTOMERS: for honor council MEN $10.00 WOMEN $18.00 (SHORT HAIR) Students screened by committee *w 665-5349 Tlli.' tl MK I'l. WaVWIM 140. 1320 S. Dixie Hwy . Coral Gables AlPINE e KENWOOD e SONY e INFINITY e FOSGATE e NAKAMICHI By AMY ELLIS "We made some mistakes, and Just walk across S Dixie lo IRE. Financial Building y MasterCard Stall Writer we learned from them," he said lsa Vice President for Studeni Af­ ESTABLISHED SINCE 1973 University of Miami President fairs Wiliam Butler agreed that lhe 467 S. Dixie/661-8022 18780 S. Dixie/253-0558 Fdward T. Koote II welcomed council encountered some prob­ seven new members to the Honor lems in its first year but also felt Code Council in a reception held at confident of its ability to ovecome the President's Board Room Tues­ them. day morning. Butler said one problem the the honor council is now com­ council will have to work on is the posed of se-ven returning members, length of time it takes for cases lo seven new members and four be heard. alternates According to Butler. Ihe code According lo Bill Mullowney, was modeled after the University XTRA LARGE TOMATO & CHEESE secretary Ie> the honor council, of Virginia honor code and re­ students were chosen from their ceived input from colleges across PIZZA PLUS 2/20 OZ. SODAS respective undergraduate school the country. and screened by a selection and appeals committee The final se­ Chris Shinkle. a music siudent We Accept Dominos Coupons _JLQ -..—- ggt*. r%tt lection of at least one representa­ and the only freshman serving on tive (rom each undergraduate the council, said she was a little $ '-=531 school was based on a personal surprised but also very happy to interview and an intense review of have been chosen. D'Pizza the candidates application "I think I have a good perspec­ Acroaa From U el M Last year was the honor coun­ tive' that will be valuable in cases 1118 8. Dini* Hwy. 666-5841 5.95 cil's first year of operation, and involving undergraduates in the according to Mullowney. the < oun- School of Music," he said cil had, "overwhelming sun ess Jenifer Zeigler, a junior in Ihe across the board." School of Communication, was The honor code is a standard of also excited about the opportunity conduct imposed on students by "As a resident assistant who has students. n.U hy faculty or admin­ close relations with the students istration. Students on the hone.r on my floor. I think I can offer code council actually conduct the great insight to the student's hearings for honor code clMMl situation." According to Foote, the creation of the honor code and the trust According to Butler, a copy of established along with it is the the honor code will be mailed to "most exciting thing to happen to every member of the University this University." community to "let everyone know- Although the first year (or Ihe that academic Integrity is an council was a lough one Koote important issue and that Ihe Honor said."the system has proved to be Council is active." workable."

r Honor Council Members • Architecture: Ramon Trias, Ofelia dal Rio (alternate) • Arts and Sciences: Ana Ceide. Greta Walts, Marc Oster, Tonya Swearingen (alternate) e Business: Joy Piotrowski, Tracy Bonday e Communication: Johnny Taylor, Jennifer Zeigler, Lisa Silver­ berg e Engineering: Cecile Figueroe, David Weda. Michael Kaye e Music: Carol Ansell. Chris Shinkle (alternate) e Nursing: Audrn Hutton-Mejia. Jeannee DeCicco (alternate)

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SPARK Platform UNITE Platform "Ignite a new light in Student Spark Ticket Candidates "Unity is the key to success" Unite Ticket Candidates Government — Vote Spark" J.-Mon K«i«ne»r — Freshman Residence Halls: Millita Porettky — Freahman Commuter Students: MrchtM* Otpauli — Frtwhrnan Tiffany Reed — Freshman Ken D.moor — Sophomore a Work to keep Mahoney Hall • Create a commuter study out of the Residential College Claude Archer — Sophomore lounge in the Memorial Building Todd Roger* — Sophomore system Mike Muctia — Sophomore • Move employee parking in Debbie Qeteon — Eaton Residential College a Install microwave ovens in (unfilled) — Eaton Residential CoUege the lots adjacent to the Mark Light Stephanie Wetter — Hecht Residential College the lobby of each residence hall Dale Zarintky — Hecht Residential College Stadium and the Metrorail station Oerk Shoup — Pearson Residential College a Create practice rooms for • Work with Roadrunners Amy Lapp — Pearson Residential CoUege Marc Otter — Stanford Residential Cottage music students Bill Parrish — Stanford Residential College Commuter organization to provide a Improve the libraries in each a more comprehensive information Jimmy Edmund — Mahoney Hall AIIM Vaney — Mahoney Hall Jerry Dean Hamilton — Apartment Area residential college system to reach out to commuters a Extend cafeteria dinner hours Jenniler Parkint-Grlffith — Apartment Area • Increase use of computer Mario Aado — Fraternity Row Richard Gauthier — Fraternity Row Paul Dean — Commuter North to 7 p.m. time for commuter students a Provide a meal plan system Gilbert Acosta — Commuter North t eda Perei — Commuter North which reimburses students for Rolando Caizadilla — Commuter North Residential Students: John Calle* — Commuter Central meals not used Juan Plana* — Commuter Central • Seek to extend cafeteria Robert Torrioeita — Commuter Central hours, especially on weekends Lull Plana* — Commuter Central Natty Cheblie — Commuter South Greek Life Mariana Alvarez — Commuter South • Install microwave ovens in Daysi Munoz — Commuter South a Install cable boxes in individ­ all residence halls Shannon Mclntoah — Commuter South Chris Gavin — Student Qovesrnment Productions ual fraternity house rooms and the Scottl Feenan — Student Government Production* • Install practice rooms in all Panhellenic suites residence halls for benefit of music Fetecia Sheffield — Siudent Government Production* John Sayert — Student Government Production* students a Demand reimbursement of * funds used to repair sidewalks • Increase student input in the surrounding the fraternity houses programming of residential colleg­ a Demand that suites be made es Security Student Life available for Greek social organi­ • Open the old Mahoney Hall dryers in the area, smoke alarms exam that all teachers must pass a Increase Public Safety escort a Support the Rathskeller and zations in each apartment, and replace • Provide counsel for students entrance for added benefit of those service from dusk to dawn the referendum to keep it operat­ residents a Prevent the building of outdated kitchen equipment brought before the Honor Council a Install phones with direct ing useless parking lots behind the • Provide a bathroom cleaning • Reduce the installation fee lines to Public Safety in remote e Continue support of the fraternity houses for window unit air conditioners Student Life service for Mahoney Hall and areas of campus Greek system and work to provide Eaton and Pearson Residential • Improve the system that a Quicken installation and re­ housing for all Greek letter organi­ Apartment Area Academics processes financial aid claims dur­ Colleges pair of lights when needed zations • Install more washers and • Create an English proficiency ing registration

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For several years, graduate teaching, How, quite simply, can a student be Guillen in the Accent section. expected to learn if he cannot fundamen­ The article, which covered last 1 had a hunch as to what was research, and lab assistants have been going on here, and as I read on, instructing students at the University of Editorial tally understand what the teacher is Thursday's showing (by the Je­ saying? sus Student's Fellowship) of the my suspicions were confirmed. Miami, apparently demonstrating ade­ movie, Rock and Roll: A Search In essence, the film's narrator quate competency and knowledge in their possible position to learn in a given class, The result of this situation in UM for God, really shocked me. wishes not to alienate anyone by respective disciplines. effective communication between the classrooms and laboratories has been being heard as a crazy man who Many, however, have difficulty speak­ student and professor (or graduate assis­ unending frustration on the part of According to Guillen, basically believes that some popular musi­ ing English. tant, as the case may be) is of ultimate students, and, until now, no decisive the following occurred: members importance. action on the part of the administration. of the Jesus Student's Fellowship cians and others in the music In order for a student to be in the best industry are, in fact, real devils. Recently, however, the University (JSF) convened to watch a movie decided to form a committe (the usual denouncing "much of modern However, he does come through with the hook that there is a bureacratic way of handling such a music, from John Denver to problem) to look into the situation and Black Sabbath, as a 'vast orga­ "superior satanic force" at work nized force' to promote anti- in the making of (as paraphrased came up with some recommendations to Christian values." After the by Guillen) "everything from eliminate the language barrier between film's conclusion, John DiModi­ album cover art to lyrics, not to graduate assistants and undergraduate A SWUNG fill students. ca, a spokesperson for the JSF, mention videos." What's the "tore up an Ozzy Osbourne difference? The recommendations include requir­ album and prayed for the audi­ In addition, the narrator prof­ ing all foreign TAs to pass an oral ence." fered that "inspiration is equiva­ competency exam, as well as an intensive English test if the oral exam is failed. Had Mr. DiModica's reason for lent to possession." The film's ^D'£RS^|]^THE8i narrator used the late Jim Morri­ Dean David Wilson of the College of tearing up the album been that FARTiiVLCREDrroRN^ Arts and Sciences, in referring to the he, wisely, recognized the verita­ son as an example of someone (J who had been possessed. (Morri­ proposals, said that they "should help to ble void of musicality present in alleviate existing problems and stop any Mr. Osbourne's work, I would son "claimed he was possessed have commended him on his and inspired by an Indian victim others form starting." judgment. However, Mr. DiModi­ of a car crash.") Although The Hurricane is pleased ca's motivation represents a fer­ But wait, didn't this same with the fact that the administration has vor more frightening than any­ narrator, in the same film, try to become aware of the problem and is thing I have witnessed at any ingratiate an audience he knew attempting to solve it, we deeply regret rock concert, and I have been to would be constituted of at least the fact that it has Uken so long to do so a great many. some modern music fans (well, and that the implementation of these The film cited most of today's at least, fans of that perennial measures will not take place until next musicians not as "devils incar­ promulgator of all things satanic fall. nate," but rather as "average — John Denver himself) by As is typical of the UM administration, people trying to make a living referring to today's musicians as, the problem was handled very inefficient­ and have a little fun along the again, "average people trying to ly, and only after much clamoring for way." I do not mean to make make a living and have fun change. (Real, positive change seems to light of a serious situation, but as Please see page 9/PFEIFFER come slowly at UM, a university with a tradition of parking problems, a woefully obsolete and inadequate library, and so on Graduates helped by and so forth.) ^ll[rDiil)&lI©l?uST£sFRED,THERE IS A We think it would be of tremendous UM's improved image help to the students to know what is being said in the classroom. By JOHN MACHADO challenging curriculum with in­ FooR RERCEMT RJJSORMINUSMARSINOFERROR,O»C.? teresting classes, and then later I don't know about you, but that day, you can go to a party I'm sick and tired of the Univer­ that makes the ground shake. sity of Miami being called "Sun- Well folks, it sounds like tan U." paradise, but everything isn't as Hey, I think that partying is great as it sounds. The reason for Lebanon: In search of peace one of the basic essentials of life the existence of a university is — it goes right up there with learning, believe it or not. eating and breathing. Unfortu- Although UM may be known We have 'moral duty' to empathize with victims of war torn land ,, ,\. % i , ..»- «*..- -.-*« •>•*«-.Vwnc-eA-***. m.«\A Xi*-** 1">T \\\-e .M.-.T>-.-cv-y he«c*|-.eB anA **»••*»-avi- tiful women, a degree from here By LEDA PEREZ own pictures In our minds. But, The 65-year old woman that I The Lebanese have been af­ schools tend to disagree with me. is this fair? Who says that the used to live with told me after a fected by this war, as would all They tend to think that academ­ can get you quite far. In fact, many of our undergraduate It hurts. media is telling us the whole discussion: 'I wish one day they human beings. So, what is our ics are just a "tad" more Impor­ When a young man tells me truth? moral duty? Should we not feel a tant (no pun intended) than how alumni are currently attending would drop a bomb on Lebanon some of the best law schools in that his beautiful country exists By the same token; the Leba­ so that the world could live in bit more compassionate towards many beers you can drink. no more, but in its place is a nese, prior to coming to the U.S., our fellow students? Should we Luckily for us, the University the nation. Considering the com­ peace.' That was during the petition for getting into Ivy world of war, hatred, and hun­ have their own conceptions of hijacking of the TWA and I felt not empathize rather than criti­ of Miami is starting to get a ger, it hurts. what it will be like here. Some cize? For, how can we pre-judge better image among the other League schools (especially for like I was being treated as if I law schools), it does make you I close my eyes and have a that I have spoken to say that was one of the hijackers." when we know little about them universities in the nation. In fact, they imagine the United States as people and much less as the school was chosen by Time think that an education here is vision of a little boy who cannot Why must this be so? Why go out to play because he might as being composed of only must we be judgemental of a individuals? magazine as one of "Those Hot pretty good. "Hollywood" or "New York." Colleges on the Climb."You've We are at the turning point of get injured. He does not go to groupof people who we know We cannot. We cannot, with school for one year; not because Everyone is brilliant. Everyone is relatively nothing about (except­ clear conscience, judge what we probably heard about it before something big. The University of beautiful. There is no place for — the administration is mighty Miami is improving internally, he doesn't want to, but because ing the biased views of the know nothing about. there is a civil war going on in poverty, illiteracy, or the home­ media)? Specifically, these peo­ So, let us learn. Let us not be proud of it and mentions it with stricter requirements for less. Everyone is rich — every­ whenever they have the chance acceptance, a growing honors the streets. He sees the hate of ple, are a population of students ignorant. Let us be educated. Let the grown-ups and he too is one is happy, and everything is it be we, the students, who bring to. program, and a higher quality perfect. within the university. For God's But this same school was faculty. These changes, in turn, learning to hate. sake, these are students — NOT forth the peace. And, God yes, let chosen by Playboy magazine as affect our external appearance, Then, I see a multitude of So, yes, the Lebanese come TERRORISTS! us be friends at last! the No.2 party school in the making businesses and firms people weeping. Their tears here with dream — a dream nation — a fact the students are more apt to hire a UM graduate bring with them the history of a of.and for, independence, in a Bilal went on to say: "In the Salem Alaicom (Peace be upon mighty proud of and mention over someone else. war that has been going on for land where there is no darkness, U.S., I am suffering in a different you)! whenever they have the chance If everything works out for twelve years. They cannot talk sadness or tears. way because they don't know to. the better, we may see UM up about beautiful subjects because They come here with great that we (my generation] are But can this be possible? Can there in the ranks, alongside the there is no place for that. The expectations and, unfortunately, suffering the most. The media UM be both a respected academ­ Ivies, Duke, Stanford, and the only thing that they can talk I beleive that they become talks about Lebanon and how it Leda Perez, a junior majoring ic institution of higher learning, like. about is how to go on with their extremely frustrated with what is affecting other countries. They in history and public relations, is as well as the place to go for a lives. they find. Not everyone is bril­ don't talk about how it is an opinion columnist for The wild four years? You bet your I now look into the faces of my liant. Not everyone is beautiful. affecting the Lebanese." Miami Hurricane. bottom tuition dollar it is. John Machado. a junior major­ Lebanese friends and I am cut Not everyone is rich. There is Think of it: you enjoy four ing in politics and public affairs, profoundly because I know that poverty. There are homeless. years at a college where you is an opinion columnist for The they are cut. I know that they There is illiteracy. have the opportunity to enjoy a Miami Hurricane. are bleeding. I know that they These expectations falling be­ are suffering. And, I know that low the standard for the Leba­ on their heads the debt of this nese may be somewhat expected. dreadful war must fall. They But, what must really shock who wanted nothing to do with them is the great amount of STAFF the war. They who did not ask ignorance that Americans have The Miami Hunicane is published semiweekly during the academic year, and is for the war. They who do not about them and their country. written and edited by the undergraduate students of the University ot Miami. This want their country torn. They We, as Americans, know quite publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the advertisers or thear e the innocent ones, and yet, little of these people except the University's trustees faculty or administration even here, in this country, they ' 1987 by the University ot Miami fact that they are all "terrorists," • 1987 by the University ot Miami s undergraduate student body are paying. of course. What an incredibly ignorant and prejudiced state­ DEBBIE MORGAN DODD CLASEN Lebanon is a Mediterranean. ment this is! Ah, yes, I forgot to Editor in Chief Business Manager Arabic country. At its high point add that in this country there is it was the link between the ignorance and there is prejudice. Middle East and the Western News Editor Mara Donahoe World — and then the war Bilal Darghoth, a junior major­ Assistant News Editors Caren Burmeister started in 1975. Then came the ing in electrical engineering and Barbra Spalten darkness, the sadness, and, yes, president of the Lebanese Stu­ Opinion Editor Tim Huebner the tears. dent Association, told me of his Assistant Opinion Editor Thomas E. Pfeiffer first experience in the United Accent Editor Line Lopez It is 1987 and the University of States with a foster family in Assistant Accent Editor Maureen McDermott Miami has a population of Leba­ Fresno, California. He said: "The Sports Editor Dan Le Batard nese students who, I'm sorry to first time I met them they Assistant Sports Editor Sue Devey say, it knows very little or pre-judged me. I was Lebanese Insight Editor Patrick McCreery nothing of. We, the students of and that was enough. They Photo Editor Beth Keiser UM, know about Lebanon what judged me as Lebanese from Assistant Photo Editor Erik Cocks the media tells us, which is what they knew in the media — Contributing Editors Jason Barry mostly negative, and with this not from what they had experi­ Scott Alan Salomon. Andy Shipe information we formulate our enced themselves. John Stoltenborg Copy Editors Andrea Chiaramonte Montrese Hamilton Shawna Serig Shipe's Gripes Newsbriefs Editor Suzanne Schierholt This week features Guest Gripes — Cartoonists Matthew Bennett Good thing they don i .MI vt- beer and use The Lord of the Rings trilogy instead topics suggested for discussion by col­ potato chips at registration. Aileen Buslig leagues, staff, and anyone else who of the University Bulletin. Charles Vignola • • • • • • looked threatening enough. (Thank you Another colleague, in a valiant attempt Florida gun laws.) Someone suggested to me that faculty Herald Manager William Yonkowski to graduate, has griped about the varying and administrators should sign an Honor Production Manager Leah Lepore interpretations of "credit towards gradu­ Code as students do. Assistant Production Manager Dawn Dress Many readers have griped about our ation" between the Registrar's Office and I can see it now: "On my honor, I have Classifieds Manager Stephanie Chancy football team's performance in their the college of her major. neither acted pompously nor with the aim Circulation Manager Kurt Hall 48-10 victory over the University of Originally, I thought it was a case of of political self-aggrandizement in this Cincinnati. one party simply forgetting to turn their class/article/meeting/party." Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison Apparently being down 10-7 at one clocks back to standard time. Hope they'd Uke it more seriously than Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger point caused some people to become quite Further research has shown, however, students Uke theirs. Staff Coordinator Pam Hernandez upset and spill their beer on their that the Registrar's Office hasn't even family-size bag of potato chips. switched to the Gregorian calendar and —ANDY SHIPE THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Oct. 30. 1987 Page » Academics vs. athletics: war of words continues Athletes don't deserve Academics, athletics 'preferential treatment' not mutually exclusive To the Editor To the Editor: and recreation majors, the suc­ cess of existing tutorial and In the Oct. 20 edition of The I am writing in response to the Freshman Institute programs, Hurricane, you printed an article Letters Oct. 20 editorital "Academics the already tough academic stan­ about the athletes and a summer Come First Over Athetics." I dards, and the exellent gradua­ scholarship program. This time, great football team," what good strongly disagree with your tion rate in recent years, the in an article about tax reform is it for me to try to continue my opinion that UM must choose University of Miami is far ahead |Oct.23 Hurricane], you have the education here? between academic and athletic of most academic institutions. nerve to point out how much the I submit that the athletes success. President Foote should forget athletes are affected. should either be totally inside the The new Freshman Institute about his grand delusions of an proposals are unfair to both "Ivy on the Beach." I don't want I, for one, am tired of the University and have to live up to the same academic standards, or entering athletes and coaches. UM to be an "Ivy." I want UM to preferential treatment these peo­ Top recruits, who may succeed continue in its efforts to become ple get. If they cannot pass a be totally outside the University, like paid professionals. with or without additional help, the most well-rounded university simple summer program, they do will not come to Miami if they in the nation. Is there any reason not need to be in a school that is I appreciate the role they play can be assured of playing else­ why UM can't combine "Suntan supposedly trying to improve its where. The proposals will only U" fun, "Ivy" academics and the academic image. in the university system, but I don't want my education com­ serve to damage the athletic athletic success that has become Why not point out how much promised because of it. department and the entire uni­ a tradition at UM? the scholars are affected by the versity. tax reform? Many of them are Why change a program which Preston Britner every bit as poor as some of the Karl Leibensperger is already working? With the Sophomore varsity athlete and athletes. Why should the athletic Freshman abolition of physical education Honors Student department raise, or even consid­ er raising, the scholarship awards for athletes to cover the Hurricane journalist taxes while the University does not do the same thing for the Priest: college more than academics scholars? rescinded by UM trustee To the Editor: with the best possible educational atmosphere To the Editor: sor's tenure. If only these In an ACADEMIC University, should be the most important priorities. meetings were on the golf ACADEMICS should come first! Today, I read your Oct. 20 editorial entitled, If you limit education to the purely academic I was relieved to read that course or in a lounge... Unfor­ "Academics Come First Over Athletics," with a realm, you may well abolish clubs, religious Andy Shipe is majoring in tunately, the nearly 50 hours I The point I am trying to make great deal of dismay and disappointment. If groups, dances, carnivals, intramurals, etc., and english and mathematics. spent last year on University is this: I came to this university everyone shared your view of college in general, anything which might expand a person's environ­ "Bored of Trustees" (Insight Board business was held in for an education. In all of the and of education in particular, it would be little ment for learning. Vol. 3, No. 1) could not have meeting rooms. Fortunately, mail I got in my senior year from wonder that they graduate feeling somewhat Unfortunately, there are those who do see been more tritely scribbled; no there was plenty of coffee UM, academics, not athletics, cheated. college as you describe - only a place to attend more than tripe. available! were stressed. The vast majority As a priest and educator, I have come to believe class. It must be much more than this. If not, I I believe that I am in a What angers me is that this of the students here are interest­ one attends school not just for academics but for suggest that you inform the UM recruiters to stop position to judge, as I am type of sophomoric meandering ed in an education, and, as stated the education of the whole person. One's emphasizing our beautiful weather, the culture and serving my second year on the is read and leaves a false in your newspaper, about 250 emotional, social, physical and spiritual aspects are social life of our city, or the success of our athletic University's Board of Trustees impression. The board of trust­ athletes with full scholarships just as important as their intellect. ees is concerned about the Your editorial continues the unfortunate myth programs. as an ex-officio member by came here to spend 4 years Finally, you began your editorial with the right of my office as president welfare of our University now playing games. that academics and athletics must be adversaries. and for the year 2200. The task You state that it is not possible to have "a great question, "Which is more important, academics or of the University's General Why should I have to compro­ athletics?" My response, neither - the student is the Alumni Association. that confronts our board would" team that plays for a superior school." I happen to blow Andy Shipe's mind. mise the value of my diplo­ believe it is possible. most important. I am awed by the thousands ma/education for these people? I do not believe the priorities you suggest • of hours the board spends If a potential employer says to Rev. Leo F. Armbrust deliberating everything from George H, Braithwaite academics or athletics - are correct priorities. I President, Alumni Association me, "Yeah, I know about UM's believe that the student and providing him/her Team Priest, UM Football Team athletics to a zoology profes­ Quest for security involves tough challenging of beliefs PFEIFFER I From page 8 actually learning about and living the true, simple they feel such a compulsion to defend themselves? more people had the courage to go through with along the way?" Christian life and not some twisted interpretation Perhaps religious fanatics of all types should ask this arduous task there would be I lot fewer Furthermore, when I read that DiModica had of it. themselves these questions before they cling Quadafis — people with fear in their eyes — and a tried to explain why the film damns all Clearly, this film, in quoting a lyric from Led blindly to anything outside themselves. lot more Gandhis — those truly blessed with look non-Christians by saying, "Jesus was very Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" and subsequently The purpose of this article is neither to of love. exclusive...that's just the way it is," I not only reporting that the words had "enough poison to undermine anyone's beliefs, nor to lump everyone extend my apologies for him to any non-Christian send you to hell," operates on a certain level of in the Jesus Student's Fellowship under the readers who might think that all Christians believe fear. heading of "zealots." this, but also I am struck by the fact that it seems But what's everyone so scared about? Is fear not However, for one to be truly secure with one's Thomas E. Pfeiffer, a sophomore majoring in DiModica and his type spend more time denounc­ a result of insecurity? If these people are so sure beliefs (and in oneself), one must certainly go English, is the assistant opinion editor for The ing and trying to destroy "evil" than they do that their beliefs are the only right beliefs, why do through a process of challenging them. Perhaps if Miami Hurricane. STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE ) PRESENTS THE HURRICANE HOWL '87 THE OUTFIELD WITH SPECIAL GUEST

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SUNDAY NOV. 1, 1987 UNIVERSITY CENTER PATIO FREE TO U.M. STUDENTS WITH I.D. $10 GUEST PASSES WITH I.D. AVAILABLE IN ROOM 232 IN STUDENT UNION 2nd FLOOR ACCENT Friday, Oct. 30,1987 Page 10 The Miami Hurricane Outfield takes center stage at Howl got consistent airplay including "All the Love." and By RICK MUNARRIZ "Everytime You Cry." Contributing Editor British trio kicks off Homecoming A year later, after Lewis' smooth tenor voice pad No more than a week has passed since the end of captured American hearts, the band released Bangin . "I enjoy the Outfield," freshman Craig Alkin said. Contrary to John Fogerty's Centerfield, which was The follow-up, which was more layered and the World Scries than the Outfield will be playing at a tribute to his ambitions of playing major league refined than Play Deep, pumped out the pop hit the Universitv of Miami. "They play for today's people." The concert, sponsored by Student Government ball. The Outfield members aren't aspiring to play "Since You've Been Gone," and little else. The British pop trio, known for its sugar-laced America's favorite pastime in the big leagues any Over the summer, the Outfield opened up for San vocals and melodic guitar work, will be playing on Productions, will officially kick off Homecoming festivities as the annual Hurricane Howl. time soon. Francisco rockers. Night Ranger at the Sunrise the University Center Patio Sunday night at 8. The name was handed down from the corporate Under the guidance of guitarist/songwriter John In the past, the Howl has featured bands like Musical Theatre here in Miami. Berlin and Otis Day and the Knights of Animal House figureheads of CBS Records who wanted to accent Spinks, the band has fielded the American airwaves the trio and acknowledge Spinks fascination with Tomorrow night, they will be the headliners. well with hits like "Your Love," "All the l.ove," and fame. According to Outfield road manager Jim Donnelly, The Warriors Baseball Furies gang. The show starts at 8 p.m.. as opening act Jimmy its most recent hit "Since You've Been Gone." Working together for the past seven years, the Davis takes the stage. While the follow-up to their highly acclaimed one can expect a solid entertainment package out of the threesome which was in transit from England and band's demo got picked up only a couple years ago, debut Plav Deep hasn't been as successful, Bangin' which in turn ignited the powerful Play Deep debut. All students are welcome free of charge with a has been well-received by Outfield faithfuls all over unable for comment at press time. "What you see is what you get," Donnelly said. "Say It Isn't So," raced up the college radio charts, UM ID, and guest passes can be purchased for $10. campus. with Top 40 stations pouncing on "Your Love," While some people will be at the Pink Floyd "They're cool," said sophomore Arline Soberon. Donnelly recalled the band's roots in the east side of London, where Spinks along with fellow band shortly thereafter. concert tomorrow night, a good-size crowd is "You can sing along to their music or dance to it if Locally, Play Deep featured about five songs that expected. you want to." members Tony Lewis and Alan Jackman, grew up.

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Pholos hy BETH KEISERfiturricane Stafl The text on the banners is taken from the Mobil Oil Corporation's response to a shareholder resolution demanding the termination of petroleum supplies to the South African police and military. Hans Haacke painted this portrait of Ronald Reagan after the president's trip to Germany, Controversial art show opens at Lowe where Reagan's attempt to rally support for the «... Mt *V. .«W»4 M-Teeff e»**CVe"%- ve »t Meenh.ttkn ie. ... , . .. Htntioning or missiles sparked the largest demon­ Holdings, a Real-Time Social versity of Miami Lowe Art System, as of May I, 1971". of Fifth Avenue, where the stration in that country since World War II. Political artist Hans Haacke Museum before a crowd of 385 Guggenheim, is located and the I said he "realizes the work 'he/ people. which consist* ot 142 exposito­ 500,000 poeple marched ry photos and data sheets from run-down buildings with painting dedicated to the Bel­ is doing is not always accept­ Museum curator Andrea gian Marcel brothers depicts through the streets of New able." a real estate firm. which he was concerned. Kirsch said she booked Unfin­ The photos depict appalling Haacke is also an out-spoken Ronald Reagan while on his York to Central Park. That is why he has not had a ished Business in fall 1985. housing conditions and vacant critic of Ronald Reagan's de­ 1982 visit to Bonn, West Ger­ museum exhibition in the Unit­ Haacke who was born in lots located in New York City fense strategies. many, in an attempt to rally Unfinished Business also ed States since 1971 when the Cologne. West Germany, stud­ slum neighborhoods. Charts "Reagan still holds on to his support for the stationing of contains nine other displays Guggenheim Museum in New ied in Kassel, Paris, and in and graphs detailing real estate dreams about Contras and Star Cruise and Pershing II missiles. ranging from paintings to pic­ York cancelled his one-person Philadelphia on a Fullbright transactions accent the photos. Wars and crazy ideas that Reagan's visit was accompa­ tures and banners. exhibition six weeks before it grant. In 1965, he moved to The cancellation caused a came from Hollywood," nied by the largest demonstra­ Haacke began teaching at the was to open. New York. public furor due to censorship Haacke said. tion held in Germany since Cooper Union school in New However. Haacke's collec­ The exhibit contains the concerns. Oelgemae/de, Hommage a World War II. Two days later York in 1967 where he is tion of political pieces, entitled controversial piece "Shapolsky Haacke said he created "Sha- Marcel Broodthaers, an oil in the United States, over currently an art professor.

Makeovers, giveaways Restored films show Jewish tradition By JACQUELI.NE LEVERMORE Jewish Film Festival begins Tuesday nally subdued by the love of a offered in breezeway Stall Writer refined young lady. The MTV New Music College hair looks on students with This year's Jewish Film Festi­ The films are in Yiddish and variety, from a dramatic tale to a Tour stops at the University of Clairol products for free. val kicks off at 7:30 p.m. are subtitled in English. Yiddish musical. Miami today. As part of the tour. Austra­ Dec. 1: Where is My Child? Tuesday at the Beaumont Cine­ is a high German language with (U.S. 1937) — a highly-emotion­ Clairol's Pazazz and Sea lian band The Saints performs many words borrowed from tonight at The Parallel Bar in ma, with the first of four films The films will appeal not only al film that tells the story of a Breeze, in conjunction with which date back nearly one-half Hebrew and Slavic that is writ­ local sponsors Kappa Kappa the Bakery Center, 5701 Sunset to the Jewish community be­ poor immigrant, widowed on her Drive. Doors open at 10 p.m. century. ten in Hebrew characters and cause of their cultural impor­ way to the United States in 1911. Gamma sorority and Students spoken chiefly as a vernacular in Against Multiple Schlerosis, Admission is $5, and you must tance, but also to film buffs in She puts her baby up for present a one-day product be 21 years of age or older. Dr. Henry Green, director of eastern European Jewish com­ general because of the cinemato­ adoption and immediately chang­ showcase featuring product Proceeds from the event will Judaic Studies at the University munities. graphic techniques and staging. es her mind. She spends the next displays, demonstrations and benefit Students Against Multi­ ple Schlerosis. of Miami, said "The film festival 25 years searching for her son. student participation activities will provide a style of cinema­ The four films chosen, which from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.in the An after-concert bash at • • • University Center Breezeway. Club Manhattan, 6600 Red tography and art common to have been refilmed on acetate Road, will also feature mak­ early American movies. It will film, have been restored because The film festival this year will Dec. 15: Tevye the Dairyman Other event sponsors include eovers and giveaways. also provide the audience a the original ones were filmed include: (U.S. 1939) — a classic tale by Sony Compact Disc Digital In past years, the New Music glimpse of the life of an immi­ using crude equipment of the Sholem Aleichem tells about Audio. Ray Ban sunglasses and Tour has been sponsored by grant at the turn of the century." time. The thousands of dollars Tuesday: Mirele Efros (U.S. Timex Watercolors. Tevye and his daughter Chaveh Rolling Stone and Spin maga­ used to restore these films is of 1939) — a dramatic tale of a who falls in love with a Russian The tour visits 25 college zines, in conjunction with the little importance when the cul­ pious widow coming into con­ "The films exhibit an array of peasant. Fiddler on the Roof is campuses nationwide, promot­ Student Entertainment Com­ tural significance is considered. flict with her daughter-in-law. ing products of interest to mittee. Featured bands have acting, humor and sensitivity," based on this story. students. included Lone Justice and the commented Green, adding that Nov. 17: The Singing Black­ Stylists from Jay Baldi Salon Call. this is typical of the many "The films are rich in Jewish smith (U.S. 1938) — a romantic will create wild rock 'n roll — LINA LOPEZ Admission is $10 for the series, Jewish producers and directors culture and rituals," assured melodrama, with a tough, hard- $4 for individual tickets and free who began in Yiddish theater. Green, and will include a wide drinking womanizer who is fi­ for UM students.

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By JOHN STOLTENBORG A harmful, drawn out "screw you" drifted Contributing Editor over from Willie. "Sorry," Julie answered. "I'm going to the The beer got iced, and the guys were taking Part Four store with Mom. We're picking out clothes for off their shoes and socks. school." Willie went by the diving board, placed his Nick brought additional celebrants and a keg. Mick droned again, "Yea, school. Yippee." bottle on the railroad tie wall and leaned They were gone now, as were most of "I'll come over, John," Lynn said. against it. "Okay, the contest will commence. John's friends. "No, I was only kidding. 1 have a lot of yard The most outrageous dive champion leads off." It was late and Springsteen softly work." John answered, still looking at Julie. He started on the wall, went to the board, murmured from the rarlio. Willie was lying on Stilts gave Pam a peck on the cheek. jumped, did a 360 degree turn and a lulf-flip, the deck, separate from the others, with his "Whata' you say we blow this popcorn stand?" landing on his back, with a loud "whack." head against the cooler, eyes closed, sucking "Julie and me are staying over Lynn's on a beer. Stilts and Pam were stretched out on tonight, Pete." Mick stepped up for his turn. a lounge chair. The rest, Tony, Julie, Mick, "Well, I'm splitting then. Thanks. Straton." Meanwhile. Mr. S. was talking to the other Lynn, and John, were seated around the He and Pam unfolded and promenaded to guys. "John, that Lynn is one hot babe. Why umbrella table. the gate where they said goodbye. don't you hop on her?" The torches placed around the pool were lit, Mick nodded to Tony. "I'll take you and "Because, Mr. S," Tony joked, "your son is and their reflections flickered above the calm Willie home." He shouted to Will, "Let's go, gay." water. The guys at the table were playing a lump, we're heading out. Thanks, Johnny boy, half-hearted game of quarters. you did yourself proud once again." He pushed "Yeah, it's a shame. Two out of three ain't Tony tipped a pitcher to his cup and sighed, off the bench using John's shoulder. bad, though." He threw a sock at his son ar-J "Got to get up for work early with the old They all got up and moved toward the gate. smiled. John slapped Tony in the back of head. man." Stilts was ready to pull away, and Mick yelled, "Hey, you got to take us back to my car." The diving went on until the sun went Mick had his forearms out on the table and down. With the guys slamming beers, they had John spoke to Tony nodding to Willie, "Tell his head tilted back, staring at the stars. He him I'll pick him up to bring him back for his become wilder and wilder. They stopped when droned, "Yea, work. Yippee." Willie defended his title by doing a flip into a car tomorrow." belly-flop. "I know what you mean," John smiled He "All right, kid," Tony bent down to pull scanned the three girls and stopped at Julio. Willie to his feet. Willie put his arm around his As the contest ended, more friends arrived. "You want to help me lifeguard here shoulders, and Tony held him by the waist. and the partying was lively, especially when tomorrow? It's going to be packed." Please see One Shot/page 11 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday Oct 30 1987 Pao» 11 On the Record Friday Fiction ONE SHOT /From pc_c 10 WVUM's Pick of the Week: "Thanks, John, I'll tell him. See ACCENT you tomorrrow night? It's my last The Connells, Boy/an Heights night of freedom before camp. You know, football camp, the thing you whimped out of." MARKS The Connells is one of many Evenif musical influences are Wednesday Week, REM. and new bands eminating from the evident on Bovlan Heights others. They stumbled away, and Pam fertile North Carolina scene. (TVT Records), there's a dark, •nd Julie went inside to get their It'll scare the creep out of you The group formed in 1984 yet swirling emotionalism that Jangly guitars may be an purses. Lynn had John alone. This week's Friday Flicks features American Werewolf easy monicker to label any "Why don't you talk to me?" around brothers Mike and Da­ brings a certain feel of fresh­ in London at 7 and 9:30 tonight in the International Lounge ness to this record. band an R.E.M. clone, but the John looked irritated but spoke vid Connell, Mike being the of the University Center. principal songwriter and lyri­ Connells make beautiful, yet nicely. "Maybe because you're The lyrics are quite personal driving music best exemplified always trying to get me to talk." Midnight Movies presents Creepshow I, also in the In­ cist. and introspective, yet never Their 1986 debut. Darker by one of the albums best cuts, They were examining each ternational Lounge. succumb to the over-indul­ "I Suppose." other. Days, was first released as an gence of Morrisey's (of the The movies are free to students. import on Demon Records, the Smiths) songs. Mike Connells The Connells is a young band "John. I like you very much, you British independent label co- songs have simple musical that may prove important to know that. What's wrong with Rock this town owned by Elvis Costello. Since arrangementsthat form a per­ watch. Very important. me?" She was very close to him. then, the band has been com­ John stared straight into her fect complement to Doug Mc­ Spend Halloween night with Warren Zevon in concert pared to the Smiths, the Go- Millan's soft,whisper-like vo­ • • • moist blue eyes. "You don't do it Betweens. the Byrds and, of cals. for me." The beers had taken their at 8 p.m. at the Sunrise Musical Theatre in Fort Lauderdale course, R.E.M. Tickets are $15.25. The band X will open the show. On the Record was written effect. All comparisons are quite The album, not surprisingly, Pink Floyd will be in concert at 8 p.m. Sunday in the unfair when you consider that was produced by Mitch Easter, bv Marcos Moure, music direc­ tor of campus radio station Pam and Julie started crunching Orange Bowl. Tickets are $20. the Connells have a unique, who's worked with bands such across the stones. Lynn stepped melodic sound all their own. as The Washington Squares. WVUM (90..*}-FM). Tina Turner and Level 42 rock the Hollywood Sporta­ back and looked down to the side, torium on Nov. 13. Showtime is 8 p.m. avoiding the girls' faces as they bounced onto the deck. Tickets for Irish rockers U2, who will be in concert at 8 p.m. on Dec. 3 in the Orange Bowl, are expected to go on "We're ready to go." Julie said. fi A cycle of doom "Thank you, John." Pam gave sale this week. him a kiss on the cheek. Whitney Houston will be appearing on Dec. 5 at the Hollywood Sportatorium. Tickets are $18.50. Barry traces the struggle of the sexes in co-existing Lynn said, "Lets go." She Tickets are available at eBass Outlets. stalked toward her car. By ROCIO GUILLEN Basically, Barry said, the prob­ This usually involves the money "Another spat?" Pam Political art, ceramics featured at Lowe Stall Writer lem is one of perception. "Men and and assets being "divided fairly questioned. women don't perceive dirt the and equally between the two Artist Hans Haacke's Unfinished Business, a collection Dave Barry, syndicated humor same way. Women can see dirt on lawyers." "Yeah, she doesn't take rejection of political pieces, will be on display at the Lowe Art Muse­ columnist for The Miami Herald, the level of individual molecules, very well." um until Dec 6. "Lawyers are, and I mean no wowed an audience of about 50 whereas men can't see it until it Ancient Iranian Ceramics from the Arthur M. Sackler- Wednesday night at the 960 disrespect when I say this, scum," "What's wrong with her, John," forms clumps large enough to Julie said. "She's beautiful." collection will also be on display until Dec. 6. The exhibit cafeteria with an hour of one-lin­ support agriculture." Barry said, adding that because of features terra cotta vessels and sculptures from the 13th to ers promoting his new book, Dave the lawsuits, you can't afford to be John moved to Julie and held Barry's Guide lo Marriage and/or Once you get past the horrors of a humor columnist anymore. her hands. "It depends on where 10th centuries B.C. Sex. dating and personal ads, then According to Barry, it takes your looking for the beauty, The Lowe Art Museum is located at 1301 Stanford comes living in sin, he said. As for three days to finish one story, Julie." Drive. Museum hours are noon to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Referring to the title, Barry disapproving parents. Barry sug­ although he wants it to look like it Friday and Sunday, and 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday. For admitted, "We put the word 'sex' They were gazing at each other gests, "Sit 'em down, one-on-one, took him 10 minutes and he was more information call 284-3535. in it because we wanted to sell as and lie to them." drunk " with flirtatious eyes, and Pam was many copies as possible." staring excitiedly. John moved "Trust me, it's a lot easier to get Working in Miami presents closer. Slowly and their lips met in Invitational continues at New Gallery "But I don't think it's a dirty married." said Barry, a two-time unique difficulties, Barry said. soft kiss. Julie blushed with veteran. Referring to the Gary Hart story, book." he said, although he consid­ pleasant surprise, as they still held The Regional Ceramics Invitational, featuring ceramics ers pornography "hard to define." According to Barry, marriage is he said. "We have a little image each other's gaze. "the woman'sresponsibility. I problem at the Herald that I think created by 15 artists who are University alumni, students The book "basically covers the don't know why that i.s. Maybe it's you University of Miami students Pam broke the spell gently. and instructors from Dade and Broward county. cycle of human relationships, from just because men don't want to do would understand." "Ready, Jule?" Design mediums range from the traditional earthen­ it," he said. dating to marriage to divorce, then But life for the average citizen is "Ready. Bye, John," she ware and red-clay terracotta to the more modern painted, back to dating and marriage and Barry considers bridesmaids, in "really safe if you know how to whispered. clay low-fire glazes and porcelain. divorce," Barry said. their dresses "the color of some behave," said the columnist. This They slid their hands apart, The exhibition will be on display until Nov. 13. "You know," he added, "the touching last at the fingertips. unsuccessful ice-cream flavor like means never saying: The New Gallery is located at 1300 Campo Sano Drive cycle you're doomed to go through 'pumpkin surprise,' " as having a "Bye, girls." the rest of your lives." • "Oh yeah, what are you going and is open five days a week from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. special mission. Pam wrapped her arms in According to his book, "Men "Their purpose," he said, "is to to do about it?" • "What is that. Is that baking Julie's, both were giggling, as they and women originated on different look so incredibly ugly that the walked to the car Pam was still Bayside jobs available planets," getting to earth by bride looks great by comparison " soda?" • "I don't know, you have to excited. "I'm all goose-bumpy." means of spores. "And through a After a few years and a few Julie stated evenly, "I'm going Bayside Marketplace is looking for stage crew and cos­ misguided effort have been trying children, Barry said, "it's time to admit Castro's done some good for tume personnel for the Bayside Entertainment Co. These Cuba." to die." to mate ever since," Barry ob­ get a divorce. You don't have to, part-time positions require some production experience, but but it's fashionable." • "Help! Police!" served. John flopped in a chair and additional training will be provided. cleared the table by throwing the Stage crews are needed to work on lights, sound and cups, one at a time, into the trash show procedures. Costume personnel will be responsible can. He smiled, thinking about his friends and the day's events. for maintenance of wardrobe and minor repairs. Stars and Stripes Interested applicants should contact Lisa Walter at It faded as he thought about his days ahead in school. And then his 577-3344. season in hoops. 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East The Pirates' strongest asset is "He's a scrambler," Johnson thinks that Fast Carolina Universi­ Carolina falls in the middle. At speed, and Johnson said that ECU said. "He runs the option and helps tv puses a serious threat to his 5-0. UM doesn't. But Johnson said is probably the fastest team UM with their outstanding running -Lil Hurricanes when the two teams his team must prevent complacen­ will face with the exception of Kame." me. t at ni>on at F'icklen Stadium in cy from rearing its ugly head. Florida State University. But it Also, contributing to that "out­ MIAMI Greenville, N.C. (WPLG-TV Chan­ "'I know the 1983 national doesn't matter how fast you are if standing running game" is the nel IO) tomorrow. championship team had a very you can't hold on to the football appliance-like, 245-pound fullback expects to see a lot of action. Blades (right ankle), though proba­ "I think Fast Carolina is a very difficult time with East Carolina and with 22 turnovers (12 fum­ Anthony Simpson, a senior who "I like contact," he said, "and I ble for Saturday, have missed dangerous opponent," Johnson (UM won 12-7)," Johnson said. bles, 10 interceptions) in eight has 529 rushing yards on 111 expect to see a lot of it against practice time this week. said al his press conference Tues­ "When we played at East Carolina games, ECU hasn't proved they carries. Tailback Reggie McKin- East Carolina. My job is to stuff up Those injuries are good news for day "We are facing a team lhat two years ago, we really had a can. ney has 444 yards and is averaging the middle, which means I'm the ECU defense. The bad news is has e'lii'n us problems in the past." difficult time (UM, 27-15). We are "I think because they do so seven yards a carry. going to get hit, which means I'm that they have to play. re vou begin worrying that expecting a fired up East Carolina many things offensively, it proba­ "Their quarterback is a lot like going to have fun." The Pirates defense is giving up ECl Is Oklahoma University in football team. They do have bly leads fhem to turning the ball |Oklahoma quarterback| Jamelle "Bernard is ready to play." said 402.9 yards and 28 points per • realize that Johnson has ability...They are a very capable over and having penalties. It has Holieway and their fullback is like defensive coordinator Dave Wan­ game. UM wide receiver Brett said the same thing, in one form or opponent." also showed me that if they are (Pittsburgh's beefy fullback| 'Iron- nstedt. "We are confident that he Perriman, who hasn't played since another, before the Hurricanes' The Pirates utilize the Run and capable of having an error-free head' Heyward," said Bernard will play well." Aug. 22, is hoping to come back last two game's in which Ihey have Shoot offense, a scheme which game, they can give you prob­ Clark, who, just for the sake of The Hurricanes have had to do against the Pirates defense which outscored the opposition !»ii-_'<> showcases the running game with lems," Johnson said, leading to continuing our merry journey some patchwork at other posi­ allows 207.4 passing yards per But before you begin thinking a sprinkles of short, crisp passing. •peculation that perhaps Johnson through the land of analogy, is tions, as tight end Alfredo Roberts game. that F.CU is Columbia University With the running attack amassing will never say anything bad about built like a small building. (right knee) has been sidelined and "I'm ready to get back to in disguise, realize that the Pirates 1890 yards thus far, 68 percent of an opponent and that every oppo­ Clark will be starting at middle is listed as questionable for ECU; action." said Perriman, who defeated Cincinnati, a 48-10 UM F.CU's offense has come via the nent could, in his mind, defeat a linebacker in place of injured running back Melvin Bratton (sore caught four passes for 80 yards victim. 56-28. ground. team put together by God. George Mira Jr. (right arm) and back) and wide receiver Brian against the Pirates last year. Defensive lineman cleaning up Jimmie Jones succeeding despite high school coaches

By DAN IE BATARD Jones. "That's tough because he has been put be courteous and thorough. .Sports I-itl tor in a situation where he ha.s had to grow up "There wasn't any reason to look at film." fast But he has grown up and he has a good Davis said. "I went there just to meet In the summer of 1984, a high school senior knowledge of the position. His potential is everyone. It was sort of public relations." was mopping floors and taking out garbage unlimited." Jim Kirk. Okeechobee's athletic director, while working at a drug store in Okeechobee, Jones' high school coaches didn't see that dusted off some old film reels and told Davis Fla. potential. He didn't play until the sixth game that he might be interested in some footage His high school friends were playing of his junior year. from the previous year. Davis shrugged. Later, he smiled. football. "One of the seniors went down and another "1 watched four different cans of film, and He wanted to be out on Ihe field, but his one didn't rise to the occasion, so the coaches it was always the same thing — pure family needed financial support. Work and just threw me in there late in the season." Jones said. "I got out there and just dominated domination," Davis said. "I saw a fabulous play conflicted The coaches were unyielding I just blew everyone away. I had two tackles player. It didn't matter what was happening I I • v gave him an ultimatum — either and a sack on the first three plays I was in on a play, all you could see was Jones running participate in two-a-day workouts during the there. The other team was glad to punt so I around and knocking people over, ile was a summer or don't play during the season It was wouldn't bother them anymore." mad man. thai simple. Because of his late start. Jones played in "He stood out. . I asked why he wasn't He kept scrubbing flemrs. The Okeechobee only four games his junior year, but he did playing that year Who did he kill? What did coat hmg staff cleaned out his locker enough in those games lo have major colleges he do? I couldn't believe he wasn't allowed to Now thev regret il knocking at his door. play just because he took a summer job. We Jimmie Jones, a University of Miami "I was getting letters from big schools, and were lucky He turned out to be a damn good sophomore defensive tackle, is now sweeping nobody else on Ihe team was getting them," football player." away the opposition and the coaches and said Jones, who didn't watch his first That he ha.s. This year, Jones is second in plav ITS like his locker just the way it is — collegiate football game until he saw the team sacks with 3 '/i (Greg Mark has four) and occupied. Miami-Nebraska national championship game he has 27 tackles. His biggest game was last late m his junior year. "All my friends would week against Cincinnati when he had eight "He's ge.l a leel of talent." said UM coach say. 'Wow. look what Jimmie got.' and 1 didn't tackles, two sacks and was named defensive Jimmy Johnson "He's geet geeeed size, goe.d really pay attention to any of it because i player of the game by his coaches and speed and he's intelligent Alsee. the fact that he wasn't thinking much ahout college." teammates. sat eeut a year tee help support his family showed me that he was a ge>od person He s His thoughts drifted even farther away "He played very well last week." Davis got a leet eif character." fnem highe-r education when the high school said. "He really is working very, very hard and Because fast year's starting defensive- coaches told him he couldn't play any more. II hits showed the last two weeks." tackle', fan Sileo. lost his eligibility and this Jones figured he would graduate from Okee- "Jimmie is improving,*' said defensive end year's projected starter. Derwin Jones, has chobee High, go to a community college and Dan Stubbs. "He's really coming into his own. get a part-time job He's shown a lot of aggressiveness both in the been in and .nit eet the lineup with Injuries, Then Davis came into Ihe picture. games and in practice." Jimmiehas beeen thrust into the starting lineup Said defensive end Bill Hawkins, "Jimmie is f.OtlRttSY Oh SI*ORTSINtOK\t.\lli>\ He has responded to the task On a visit to Okeechobee High. Davis really coming on strong. He's young and he's "A leet eef times he sees things feir the first looked at the films of the school's seniors Ile getting a bunch of experience. With some- Jimmie Jones has 27 tackles and is second on the time in a game situation," said defensive line didn't expect to find anyone worth signing to a work, he can follow in the steps of |former team in sacks with 3 Vi coach Butt h Davis, who recruited and signed letter uf intent, but he had to look in order to UM All-American| Jerome Brown." Runners to participate in Pumpkin Pursuit race

Hv SUE DEVEY CoRec softball playoffs have reached the quarter- :.ie:i Sporl. I dilor and semi-final rounds. Eaton 3 will play Polo Club for Students in costumes to sprint for awards a spot in the semifinals, where it will meet Bait and le.niglel at 7:30, the iniramural field will he Tackle, a team that ha.s won the CoRec championship Competitors will he divided into two categories, haunted hv ghosts and goblins and other ghoulish the Rathskeller. for the past four semesters. male and female, and then into age groups, ranging Another Halloween happening at CSR is the Gumby's Dream Team will play Lost Cause in the , reatures running fur their li\«s (and for awardsl in from 19 and under to 50 and over t ampus Spurts and Recreation's first annual Pump­ annual softball tournament, to be held Saturday. quarterfinals. The winner of the matchup will Awards will be given to first overall male and kin Pursuit, sponsored by the University and MS T-shirts will go to members of the first 16 teams to challenge Study Naked for a spot in the finals, which Advertising. female finishers, top three place finishers in each age sign up, and prizes for first and second place will be will be played Sunday, Nov. 15. category and to three racers with the best costumes. awarded. Water polo plavoffs are also in the semifinal The Pursuit is a five-kilometer (3.1 mile) The race committee will judge the costumes and give walk, in which participants have mure than one The Mukey Dogs won the fall volleyball tourney, round. In the women's division, the winner of the out the awards. Each participant will receive a defeating Sigma Alpha Mu in the finals. Lambda Chi Hallrats v. Floozies game will play the victor of the option. A contestant may run or walk to win an T-shirt. award, because- prizes are awarded to both top Alpha and Sigma Phi Epsilon tied for third place. The Crazy Eights v. Bandits competition. The race course begins and ends at the intramural ; i'ii- HITS ami teep maequeraders fall soccer tournament was won by the Hombres, field, winding around the entire campus. One aid Sigma Alpha Mu and 2 on 1 will compete for a "We should have ahout 200 or mure runners." who defeated Simple Minds 1-0 in the finals. Station will be set up. and split times will be given at Simple Hawks won a $100 gift certificate from All finals spot, to play the winner of the Sigma Chi v. estimated Rhonda DuBord. associate director of the Sigma Phi Epsilon matchup for the men's closed one-kilometer intervals Sports in the fall floor hockey tournament by department uf Campus Sports and Recreation. division championship. Afterwards, an awards ceremony will be held in defeating Sigma Chi in the final round, 2-1. Fraser's sidekick While Ron Fraser gets credit, assistant does equal work

By TODD CLINE Brad Kelley is the assistant "He gives me 100 percent Stall U'ril.r baseball coach in charge uf freedom to do what I want to everyday operations, a job thai prepare the team There aren't too many other programs 1 could Paul St haefer, F.d McMahon, entails readying the baseball get as much recognition." Willard Scott — you know them squad in the fall for the spring as television's famous second season He prepares the players That recognition includes be­ bananas They set the table feer for the regular season and Coach ing the first assistant coach ever their more famous counterparts Fraser He doesn't receive many to be named lo the staff of a and without them the top ba­ accolades, hut that doesn't seem national team. Kelley worked for nanas might not be as successful. to bother him this year's American representa­ tives to the Pan American Games After all. where would Batman "I knew coming in what Ihe who came a game away from be without Robin or Blue I ale een job detailed," said the fourth- winning the gold medal. without Dynomutt? ve-ar coach. "My responsibility is ()r Run I laser without Brad t.e prepare the team as a final Ki Hey? product for Coach Fraser." Coaches Corner Kelley started his career as a pitcher and earned all-confer­ ence honors as a freshman at Fresno State University before embarking on a three-year minor league journey with the Califor­ I -v\i I ( ALDtRON/Humcune Sta/1 nia Angels organization. In his last year playing for the Mitch Rosenberg throws some practice tosses. Class A team, the squad suffered through a dismal second half of the season before the manager was fired Without a manager, the players voted Kelley lo the Fall baseball team ends 15-4-1 post. The next day the club hired a new manager, but a baseball By MARGY AV I HU I start " coach had been born. .Sleil) SSrilir No fans, no glory, Assistant Coach Jim Pizzolatto After the year. Kelley took a agreed with Kelley. "Going into job as an assistant coach at the The University of Miami fall but players still the fall we knew what we had University of Southwestern Lou­ baseball season is over. The Hurri­ We had physical ability. But it is a isiana before eventually becom­ canes finished with an impressive tried to impress matter of attitude — willingness ing the head coach there. He met 15-4-1 record. and desire to play," Pizzolatto I rase-r in 1983 and made the trek "The best thing I have seen this said. to Miami There were no fans cheering — year, as far as the team as a no hoopla It was just players The coaches believe one of the whole, is attitude," Assistant keys to the Hurricanes' success I K/S I e ee h Id, "li eeei.' SIU// "No question I want to become giving their all to show the a head coach." Kelley said, "but Coach Brad Kelley said."The guvs will be pitching. iscusses the progress of the fall coaches what they've got. are accepting what we wanl done. Brad Kelley, left, d I'm nol hung up on being the The coaches are impressed with head guv " They are committed to our philos­ According to Pizzolatto, pitch- players with fellow coach Henry "Turtle" Thomas. what they saw. ophy. That is where you have to Please see page 131 BALL THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Oct 30. 1987 Page 13 Men's golf coach resigns BRIEFLY A graduate of West Virginia amateur champion in Nathaniel Parsons to leave at season's end University with a bachelor's and Crosby in 1982. masters degree in physical educa­ "After 15 years, leaving the IN SPORTS tion. Parsons was UM's women's coaching ranks will leave a tre­ University of Miami Athletic as director of intramurals and golf coach from 1975-80. In 1975 mendous void in my life," Parsons Foster pleased with scrimmage Director Sam Jankovich an­ associate director of student activ­ and 76, he led the Lady Hurricanes said. nounced Wednesday that he has ities. to back-to-back national crowns, "This move is in the best Eric Brown led the scoring with 32 points and shared accepted the resignation of men's "The University of Miami ath­ an unprecedented feat. interest of UM's men's golf pro­ the team lead in rebounds (10) with Tito Horford in the bas­ golf coach Norm Parsons, effective letic department deeply appreci­ The Buckhannon, W. Va. native gram. Realizing UM's tremendous at the conclusion of the 1987-88 ates the outstanding contributions community support through the ketball team's first open scrimmage Wednesday. took over the men's team in 1980 Coach Bill Foster was "pleased overall" with the golf season. Norm Parsons has made to this and guided the Hurricanes to the Vic Ghezzi Tournament, Jimmy University over the years," Jan­ NCAA tournament in 1982 and Burns Tournament and the team's performance. Parsons. 44, not onlv serves as kovich said. "His guidance of UM/Doral Park National Colle­ "The team looked better than it did in the other two golf coach, but tsl_o as director of 1986, placing 10th and sixth student-athletes over the last 15 respectively. giate Invitational, the University scrimmages," said Foster. "Yet they still have a long way UM's Campus Sports and Recre­ years has been exemplary. We needs a person who can devote ation department. He will continue wish him well and look forward to Parsons' other coaching credits greater attention to these responsi­ to go." working at the latter post. a continuing relationship with include: six All-American honors bilities in order to sustain the Norm and Campus Sports and for women, several academic Ail- program at a national level of Injuries plague basketball team Parsons came to Miami in 1972 Recreation." Americans and a national men's competition." Sophomore Lemuel Howard suffered a sprained ankle during Wednesday night's scrimmage Junior Joel Warren will be out at least three weeks af­ Playing ball for those who can't ter arthroscopic knee surgery Wednesday to relieve swell­ ing. Junior guard Kevin Presto, affected by a sore left an­ kle, went five for 10 in field-goal attempts during the scrimmage. Football tournament to be held; benefits Miami Project Mark Richardson will be ready for some light practic­ ing next week after a full recovery from knee surgery. By RICH O'BRIEN and a $5 minimum donation per participant. The organization itself is based at the Jackson Special to the llurrtcane Members of the winning teams in the men's Memorial Medical Center in Miami. and women's divisions will each receive a pair Also, the participation of college students UM golfers play against Japan The University of Miami was chosen as one of brand-name running shoes. Budweiser will across the nation is important, because the of 100 colleges and universities nationwide to give Bud Light T-shirts to the first 30 teams to average age of paralysis victims in the United Top UM golfers Tracy Kerdyk and Joye McAvoy host the Sugar Bowl National Football Tourna­ hand in rosters with donations. States is 19 years. played in the 13th Annual NCAA-Japan Golf Competition in ment to benefit the Miami Project to Cure Donations go directly to the Miami Project, Monterey. California October 27-29. Paralysis. benefitting the 500,000 people in the United CSR will be coordinating the event, with This touch football tournament will be held States who suffer from paralysis. The Project's the assistance of the Miami Project and Debbie Kerdyk, McAvoy and Heather Kuzmich of the Univer­ Nov. 8, from noon until 6 p.m. at the ultimate goal of the organization is a complete Davis, chairman of philanthropy on the sity of Georgia competed against a Japanese team in 54 Intramural Field. All members of the Universi­ cure for paralysis. Homecoming Committee. holes of individual stroke play. ty community are invited to participate in the The football tournament is an appropriate Undergraduates participating in Homecom­ The competition is played primarily in Japan, but the event. means of fundraising for the Project. Marc ing fundraising events will have their dona­ site rotates to the United States every fourth year. Entries are due at the Campus Sports and Buoniconti, whose father, Nick Buonicon­ tions from the tournament added to the Recreation office by Thursday at 4 p.m. ti,founded the Miami Project, was paralyzed fundraising accounts of their respective orga­ Entries include a roster of six or more players by a football injury, and is a student at UM. nizations. Quote UM coach Jimmy Johnson discussing the athletic-aca­ demic mix at Miami: Players see few weaknesses "I am very proud of the work that we have done with our athletes academically. I believe the University of Miami standards now and in the past have been higher than most Team has good 'quality arms' for spring Infielder Henry Hernandez of our competition and higher than the NCAA standards." summed it up well. "If this team — SUE DEVEY continues to work together, we BALL/From page 12 "Pitchers will develop more does not see weaknesses in the will win." quickly this way." Kelley ex­ team emerging in the fall. ing is Miami's biggest strength. plained. "Guys will be excited "Pitching wins," he said. about playing. This will add to the "We are a good hitting club, This year's team features quality attitude, enthusiasm and morale of although we are not power hit­ arms. Kelley said six or seven the pitching staff." ters," Dominguez said. "We have a KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA great defense. Pitching is a defi­ pitchers may be starters in the nite strength." spring. These include veterans Joe Another key to the Hurricanes' BAUSCH 4 LOMB Grahe, Steffen Majer, Albert Pa­ success which has developed in According to Kelley, positions in and checo and Will Vespe. the fall is position competition. the outfield are up for grabs, with "We have a starting line-up, but the exception of left field. Two of the new pitchers who the second squad is not far may be starting are junior transfer behind," Kelley said. This position can only belong to *r Students Against students Steve Jasinski and Kurt one Hurricane — Old Faithful, WOLF'S HEAD Knudsen. SPIN The coaches expect strength in senior Mike Fiore. Coaches say his MOTOR Oil Jasinski had the lowest team the infield, especially at shortstop consistency at bat, his dependabili­ Multiple Sclerosis earned run average in the fall — and second base. They refer to the ty in the field and his leadership in an impressive 1.29 He said the dynamic duo, Jose Trujillo at short general make him crucial to the data CITIBAN<0 squad's main strength is their and Jorge Robies at second. team's performance as a whole. systems defense. present Trujillo led the team In the fall What will it take for this team SONY "This team Is showing good with 12 stolen bases. "Our to have a championship season? | BMMW * effort and there Is some really strength is defense," he said. "We The MTV SPIN EXPO good pitching," he said. are doing a really good job in the "Certain players will have to ] fall. The Infield Is not making have tremendous seasons." Pizzo­ CMGIIAi AUDIO Knudsen agreed. many errors and the pitching is latto said. "Players will have to be "Our strength is in our together­ strong." consistent. Some will have to play Today in the Breezeway ness," Knudsen said. "We are solid over their heads." yPONTIAC all the way around. The pitching Flexibility may prove to be a 11:00-4:00 STICKLETS' staff has new good arms. The new key to success. "We have an Pizzolatto said, "Two or three NAIlKAl II AMIR (,IV| players are learning a lot from the advantage of having enough depth guys must have their best year veterans. Basically, the fall has at positions," Kelley explained. ever. Dominguez must have fewer been a very positive experience." "The team has adequate role strikeouts. Trujillo must hit over All Benefits given to MS players. We have guys who can .300 and steal 25 to 30 bases." &T9& The pitching philosophy has play multiple positions." C l AI > o r HMMHI •» yiJTHAM-O changed this year. Kelley said the The players are willing to make key will be using all of the arms A player who is used to triple- the extra effort. Sophomore catch­ rtmex FRISBEE available. The starters will throw duty is senior Frank Dominguez. er Rosy Prieto said, "Our guys are HACKYSACK five to six innings. Then one or He has worked as a catcher, first willing to work hard and give 110 P4Z4ZZ two relievers will follow. This will baseman and designated hitter in percent. Every guy does this even Watercolors HULA HOOP be done in every game. his three years as a Hurricane. He in practice." Paije 14 Friday, Oct. 30. 1987 THt MIAMI HURRICANE

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UI, Beverly Hills, CA 90211 St.eejt (Meller Hood) loves you. rent7 Then The Hurricane it the perfect place 7 Come to Alpha Eptilon PI Fn. Oct 30 to odveritie it Stop by room 221 in the Hovmg problems with your Spanish Need Term Paperv Diiserlationv Editing Typing or Dead Headt love funeral homat.ta 7 Migobolh 'B7 Student Umon between 8 30 Am ond 4 30 Pm Help Coll Monuel 252 2740. Word Processing lone 854-7928. Attention Chemistry majors: Ethyl Corpcra* be at ono on Friday 30 Octobor at 7 a.m. Wok* up Ca. Monday through Friday to ploce your od Need Help in Chemistry 111, 112 or Biology Secretarial Services tion, a Fortune 500 monulocturer of specialty 3030 SW 8 St. chemicals will be interviewing on campus Call 667 9874 GROVE WATERFRONT 111 112^ Coll Greg or Kim at X 3095 ond Complete secretarial service Professionally FIC/HLSA Friday October 30. Interviewing December, Ditcrete ond reliable phone colli to lend you Secluded 1 /1 near Central Grove and leave messoge. typed, or word processed term popers, Halloween Party June or August grads with BS or MS in on your woy to clou. Geve u* o try. e&rickeH looking for grad student or other dissertations, theses, manuscripts, college Tonight 8 ' chemistry contoct compus placement office pfofe»K>nol 655-38.13 applications, ond resumes. Fast, accurate Oct. 30 AI PI'i Magoboth Romoda Aerport Hotel SERVICES Part tlmo office work Looking lor work 10% discount to oil students with this Tha Vlklngt ara throwing a frea Ticket! lold en Breeieway. R>o>om for rent with occeu to comfortable Pro word .person comfortable with meothemeatics, who ad 232 9232. party October 30th. Jain tham at Knobby Kneei. Hoppy birthday! Isn't it evce lo house. 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INCLUDING SALARY INFORMATION, SI 50 Bar Drenkl «50 Drahs • 13 00 petehers Toe/olo. 1980 Celico tetellent cond.leon campus.Student Discounts. 266-8417 666-2975 CALL CONNIE AT 336-52731 Show your tpirit Homecoming lanlei now all nightl and ladees get Iree admineon 601 8754 available in bookito.e Proceed! go to Miami Term paper preparation (Typing, editing, Woitresses-ers, Service Bartenders for new ond Iree bar dr.nki untel eleven. ONLY ot P.Q|ect! 79 Chevy Monie. coll Jennefer 661 TYPING printing) Quality work S250/pg. 232-067tf. Comedy Club opening Nov 4. (No food no Manhattom thu Tueidoy November 3. Coma porty with tha dead, Y-100 2103 "EXCELLINT TYPIST, Experienced, editing, alcohol) 667-2008. FEC/HLSA Thmk typing think Butty and KE at an abandoned funeral graphics, inexpensive Elaine 673-849?. Halloween Party Car Staraot Alplna Tuner (7135). Ruffy homo. (3050 S.W. 8 tt) an Friday Part-time Help Ice Cream Shop Hard­ Toneght 8•? Alplno power Anvp (18 watt). 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Collage, a specialty designer ladies bou­ Halloween costume party Saturday Mrs Ellen 667 2052, Experienced Profession Ihe seiteri and pledge! ol Kappa Kappa tique has a part time position available for 7p m. lo.m ot the RATHSKEUER. al Typist of Papers, Theses Foreign Students Gomma. helped with vocobulory spelling. e-e.penenr.ced bi lingual sales associate Must Get involved with Homecoming Be o HELP WANTED have experience in tbe retail trode os well as 18 + over welcome at the Evil Gamilon Anito's Typing Expert Word processing iwemleit volunteer Free t ihert • Call Oebbee a good presence. For appointment call party the! Tuesday November 3 at 3952358 Temp It Through Collegel X 3578. X-5646 for enlo. 2350066. Manhottani DAVE'S •Work flex time throughout the year, The lent 15 people lo uie thee, coupon! al Ghouli + Goblem beware EEC's Hallow­ full-time for summer ond holiday breaks. Waitress Wonted for Coral Gables Ben & Jerry'i today, 10/30/87, From the restaurant. 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FAST CASH FOR STUDENNTS - Share We love you guyt. tonight 'The original* Take Full Advantage of Your Word Processing, Data Entry Clerks, Typists, wonderful products with friends and relatives Show your iperet Homecoming tonki no (eeirecr Opportunities General office worker. and keep all the net profit 2-3 hours a doy avaelable in bookito.e Proceed! go lo Meame tyc ol newt, weng ol bat FEC'i Halloween Key Personnel UNLIMITED INNCOME Coll Mildred Coyll Protect. Party es the place to be ot*^ IKIRUfA No fees Temtntol playmate, with __s <£> Kendall South Dad* 274-Sa**-9. Lynn, Ailaen, Steve: Thanks io much lor EEC/HLSA IttttlM. \\ \ll Mill __ which to have a discreet purely physical n all your help loll week Mike Halloween Party apocolype ol pleasure No secretarial skills CALL a Free e-e.nsullatie4i e Custeem rrMiroet Romoda Ae.port Hotel a Kxpert writing a Cuvff leller. needed Medical /dental benelits available. Where it the party that never dees? 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FLICKS well not only stare your clothe! off, but olio Freday, Halloween eve leree up en the, pel to let MOVIES H the clothei ol the neorest person of the thengi right Stand in order ond ling the song opposite see A WIHKU-VIHI^ and hoe that a b.other well let you go on MX*W> off, R Get involved with Homecoming Be o Watch out Alphas ore making their move, PROGRESS IVE iwemleit volunlee. Free t-ihert • Call Debbie Beta's ore ne.t fni.tiii'iiiitt* X 3578 X 5646, lo. .nlo AE Phi Beta 1 o.e awionse We wouldn't be the new gene.oteon without you and I us* iou.0% R.N-. Hallawaann costume party Saturday 7pm I a m al the RATHSKELLER Thit Tuotday Novombar 3. Tha Ivil ltor\ monster Gamilont will land at Manhaffant Show you. spent, Homecoming tank! now nv*\ u " 50% OFF ALL SERVICES Only 3 blocks south ol U M 6600 Red Road ovoiloble en bookito.e Proceed! go to Meame Bethel^ llll H-W.-UIM (haircut, perm, manicure, pedicure, facial, massage, etc.) Proiect1 Selecl Stylist 663-0143 Th* funeral homo at 3050 SW 8th t.lo. Tell Dnve any pickles lately? 6256 S. Dixie Highway, S. Miami 663-0145 •t. It whore tha party that never Congratulations Kappa Pledget we (Nent lo SeasheMs) (5 minutes If om UM) diet, lietIKE olways knew you could do ett Love, the Suters Oyvmd, You are to cute. Guest Who' Your olKKG Secret Admerer Happy Birthday, Abbynormal F.om all your Iriendl iode. Mule,Nancy,Put Jamil Sultan Hey cul. thonki lor the rool _ty elRalph The Gold Bug TEST PREPARATION over my head, the late nete rum, m.f.o.i, the GRE, GMAT. 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