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This newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Media at Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. It has been accepted for inclusion in The George-Anne by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. For more information, please contact [email protected]. George-Anne » 912/681-5246 Volume 60, Number 5 • October 8, 1987 Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Georgia Southern College • Statesboro, GA 30460 The Outfield is coming to GSC By Cathy McNamara By Cathy McNamara News Editor News Editor The Outfield will be performing in concert at GSC on October 29 at 8 p.m. in Hanner Fieldhouse. "We have two contracts sitting IT'S ABOUT TIME! After on Dean Armstrong's desk, 32 years as secretary to seven waiting to be signed," states the GSC presidents, Ms. Kirby- College Activities Board. The lene Stephens has been contracts must then be approved promoted to Special Projects by Jane Thompson, advisor for Coordinator to head a new CAB. special projects office. "We got an excellent price; this According to GSC President concert will be one of the last dates Nicholas Henry, "She has The Outfield will play before going evolved into the college's on their European tour," according historian, protocol chief, to CAB. alumni facilitator, special The Outfield consists of three projects director, and quality musicians: Tony Lewis, lead singer control officer. He continued, and base guitarist, John Spinks, "In my viev:, this promotion is lead guitarist, and Alan Jackman, overdue. For many years she drummer. Their debut album, has been a manager, not a "Play Deep," sold 1.8 million secretary." copies. The 1987-88 Tour is promoting their new album, ROMANCE IS .IN THE "Bangin'." AIR. GSC students and Tickets for the concert will go on faculty will have a chance to sale on October 12 and are $8 for put a little Romanticism back. students and $12 for non-students. into their lives as GSC opens a Opening for The Outfield are fall cultural series with an all- Jimmy Davis and the Junctions. Romantic piano concert and The Outfield concert is one of the lecture on the legacy of many activities for students Romanticism, happening on sponsored by CAB. This year's October 8. The evening of concert is expected to sell more Romantic music by interna- w. tickets than last year's REM tional pianist John Salmon is concert because the Outfield's free and open to the public, music appeals to a wider and more beginning at 8 p.m. in Foy From left: Alan Jackman, John Spinks. and Tony Lewis are the three members in Outfield. diverse spectrum of listeners. Auditorium. Stephen Parrish of Cornell University will define themes that colored the way 18th century Roman- GSC Nursing program lands grant ticists saw their world in art, A Day for Southern on-campus literature, music and By Jim Christian according to Brent Robinson, a philosophy, and how they Staff Writer senior in the nursing program, the fund drive sets goal of $30,000 A $581,000 federal grant will influenced America's history need for the family nurse give Georgia Southern's brand and culture at 4 p.m. in Foy. practitioner has proven to be By Cathy McNamara the program helps underwrite the new master's degree in nursing equally as great in rural areas. News Editor Honors Program," states Grant. program a healthy shot in the arm, "There are a lot of health-care pro- The GSC Foundation has set a The fund drive provides WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T funding the first three years of the fessionals needed in the rural goal of $30,000 for its annual "A financial assistance for academic EVER FIND A CAB WHEN program to upgrade medical care southeast, not just nurses Day for Southern On-Campus" enrichment through special in rural areas. YOU NEED ONE! The with a master's degree," explains fund drive October 5-8. '"A Day for projects such as Faculty/Staff College Activities Board The U.S. Department of Health Robinson. Southern On-Campus' is an Development Grants, National presents two movies for the and Human Services is awarding opportunity for faculty and staff to Merit Scholarships, and the Bell Students in the program may upcoming week. Spend some the GSC nursing program $172,000 participate in the growth of the Honors Program. According to choose from specialties in the time exploring new worlds of the federal grant this fall. The BRENT ROBINSON institution," claims Wil Grant, Grant, "People who contribute family nurse practitioner or and going where no man has master's degree "will better associate professor of physics and money can specify in which community health fields, both with rural areas, but it is unrealistic to ever gone before with the crew prepare nurses to take care of their chairman of this year's on-campus program it will be spent." the emphasis on taking care of even think that half of the class of the Starship Enterprise in patients' needs—inlcuding the need drive. The drive is geared, however, patients in the rural community. will stay to work in the rural "Star Trek IV," showing for a more effective health care system "A Day for Southern On- towards collecting money for the Students selected by the Nursing south," states Robinson, who Saturday at 9 p.m. and in rural areas," said Joyce Murray, Campus" entails several faculty advancement of the college as a Department to receive money from attributes this to the low pay and Sunday at 8 and 10 p.m. On Nursing Department Head. and staff members, who serve as whole. Faculty and staff members the grant will generally be out-dated facilities found in typical Wednesday at 8 and 10 p.m., The increasing demand for volunteers, encouraging their are urged to contribute money with students who plan to work in the rural hospitals. "To Live and Die in LA." is more nurses with a master's level colleagues to participate in the that, idea in mind. According to rural southeast, according to The program will add research, showing. All CAB movies will education, especially in rural program by making a contribu- Grant, faculty should have the Murray. administrative and "political" be shown in the Biology areas, has paved the way for the tion. The significance of this fund flexibility to fund enrichment skills to the advanced coursework Lecture Hall. Admission is new master's degree program in "They want students in the drive, however, is where the money programs or visits from prominent just one dollar per person. nursing at GSC. However, nursing program to serve in the Continued on p. 6 goes. "The money received from Continued on p. 6
ATTENTION ALL MEM- BERS OF GAMMA BETA PHI: Meetings this quarter GSC Foreign Language Department will be held from 7-9 p.m. in the Biology Lecture Hall on sponsors workshops for teachers Thursday, October 15 and 29 participate more. We want to and Thursday, November 12. By Stuart Patray Staff Writer particularly emphasize the For more information, call The Foreign Language reading and writing of the foreign Kathy Doyle at 764-7075. Department at GSC has been language." awarded a $50,901 grant. The Krug also said that this grant grant money will be used to fund was one of the 20 awarded the project "Focus on Proficiency," nationally by the U.S. Department a series of five two-day workshops of Education. "The main reason we Instate fhte week... for high school and college were awarded one of the grants language teachers. was because the state of Georgia is The workshops are designed to requiring all high school students The GEORGE-ANNE has reorient educators in their methods to have two years of a foreign added "B.C." to its comics of teaching a foreign language, language before they graduate," section. specifically to emphasize See Page 4 commented Krug. proficiency in a language for The school system is now in dire practical applications and for use Name that Goose! need of foreign language teachers See Page 3 in the study of literature, at the high school level. civilization, and society. "Hopefully, this grant will help persons who perceive the Clara Krug, Associate alleviate this growing problem," By Cathy McNamara Professor at GSC, will be the News editor imperative need for improved concluded Krug. GSC will host the Fifth Meeting understanding of the Third administrator of the project. Krug The five workshops are estimates that approximately 200 of the Association of Third World World," said Zia Hashmi, scheduled to be held in Athens, Conference on Studies (ATWS) where interna- professor of political science at French, Spanish, and German Macon, Marietta, Statesboro, and tional experts on Third World GSC. He further stated that the Contents..; teachers from across the state will Valdosta. The Foreign Language Third World Countries will gather today at the Third world comprises about 75% Comics 4 participate in the program. Consultant of the Georgia "The purpose of these Conference Center to discuss "The of the earth's population. Editorials 2 Department of Education, the Countries Roles of the Militaries in the Third Entertainment 4 workshops is to help facilitate the The first session of the program Vice-Chancellor of Academic World." begins at 9 a.m. in the Conference Features 3 teacher's efforts in tutoring his or Affairs, and Dean Warren all wrote held today Letters 2 her pupils," Krug said. "We want to "The main purpose of ATWS is Center Assembly Hall where letters strongly endorsing the to coordinate on a national scale Nicholas Henry, GSC president, Sports 5 achieve a more student-oriented project and explaining its the interest and activities of Continued on p. 6 class in which the students necessity.
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By Esther Howell them. Beasley" even has her own pallet College Activities Board: English department: International Studies: Assistant Features Kditor Cindy Poe of Washington, D.C.: at the end of Susan's bed. The movie "Star Trek IV" will As part of the series of events The Council on Third World When you're miles away from ;an 8 x 10 portrait of Jumping Jack Tameka Sain of Atlanta: be shown in the Biology lecture entitled "Romanticism and its Studies is having a conference on home in a dorm room that, upon Flash, her pet dog for the last six collection of 82 "Garbage Pail hall on Saturday, October 10, at 9 Legacy" scheduled for this fall, the role of the military in the Third entry, resembles a prison cell, a few years. Kids" stickers. Andrea Williams of p.m. and Sunday, October 11, at 8 Stephen Parrish of Cornell World. Meetings will be held sentimental objects can add a Paula McDaniel of Chattano- Gainsville : her "woobie," a pink and 10 p.m. Admission is $1. University will speak on the topic throughout the day on Thursday, touch of home to the decor. The oga, Tenn. : live tiger fish which cotton blanket. Andrea is known to Film Classics: of "Wordsworth and the Romantic October 8. personal items can be anything she claims not to talk to when no have Linus-complex. The Film Classics Series will Revolution" at 4 p.m. from a favorite pillow to the nicely- one's in the room. Ginger Sims of Winder: a present the movie "A Slave of framed portrait of Mom and Pop, Raimy Rich of Stone Mountain, unicorn collection which includes Love" on Monday, October 12, at 7 which frequently ends up face- Ga. : posters of men, since men posters, framed pictures and p.m. in the Conference Center down in a desk drawer when guilt aren't allowed in The Nunnery, figurines. auditorium. Admission is $1. pangs about being naughty where she is a resident. Jo Anna Hite of Pembroke, Ga.: GSC Museum: COLLEGE PLAZA (BEHIND WENDVS) overpower you. Susie Barnes of Jackson, Ga. : "Puff-A-Lump" yellow kitty cat. The museum's exhibit, In a recent series of random brown teddy bear. As an RAin The Kimley Griffen of Macon, Ga. : "Discovering Nature," will RENT YOUR RADAR DECTOR TODAY FOR interviews, I found many different Nunnery, she sets the example by posters of Micheal Jordon, star continue through November 5. In THE EAGLES VS. BETHUtiE COOKMAN GAME strokes for different folks. Below snuggling with the bear at night basketball player for the Chicago addition, the recently-unveiled are listed the names of resident instead of a man. Bulls. mosasaur is on display. ESCORT students and that one possession Susan Wilkens of Jonesboro, WHISTLER that helps them stay afloat when Ga. : a "Miss Beasley" doll, prized MAXON waves of homesickness inundate possession for 17 years. "Miss It's not easy being new Special: as low as By Esther Howell coolly explain for the eighty-ninth Assistant Features Editor time that you are a transfer student, for a weekend With two years of college under rather than a freshman, a case of rate, Thurs-Mon your belt, you would probably feel mistaken identity which, unfortu- pretty well adjusted to college life, nately, doesn't vary farfrom the truth meaning, of course, that you have when you are found returning from a finally accepted the fact that you weekend excursion to Tybee Island, really shouldn't party on the eve of where an unsuccessful attempt was finals. You 've scouted out the short- made to find the beach. FACULTY & STUDENTS est route to the liquor store from your Well, it really doesn't matter that I Spike Goose. dorm, memorized the combination to didn't find the beach. I don't need the Ride in Comfort former member of your mailbox (quite an accomplish- sun to give my skin a healthy pink the notorious ment since you need open it only once glow before it peels off layer by layer. b- Goose Gong that every two weeks), and you've even As a newcomer, I have not yet has terrorized GSC Air- managed to make a few friends. found the ideal time to shower, with students for years. Conditioned wants a new Well, be a sport and throw all "ideal" defined as that 11-minute image. Help him security behind! Transfer to a new interval, usually between 3:30 a.m. out by giving us school, like I did in coming to Georgia and 4 a.m., when only 17 people find Restroom suggestions for a Southern. After all, variety is the need to flush to commode and at least Equipped more serious name spice of life. Enjoy once again the for a sensitive guy. half yell warning before scalding wonder of exploring the entire cam- Most original entry water sterilizes you, if the "Caress" in Reclining will be recognized pus while in search of your first class, your free gift pack didn't already do in the Oct. 22 and experience the adventure of the job. Seats George-Anne. A trying out every food item Landrum Skin peeling off or not, the transfer small monetary prize will also be offers, in an effort to make a fair student has a whole new world of awarded. Send comparison between this food and the adventure waiting to be explored. Let me help you with your transportation needs your suggestions to slop your old school served. Though not as fun as the freshman Contact: ROGER INMAN • Office 681 -5970 • Home 489-8310 LB. 8001 or drop Hold on, the fun has just begun! time around, it does have its mo- them, by the office. Imagine vour contentment as vou ments.
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(GSC) had a better team than we theory on Saturday as over 1,000 There will never be another one. I did. I didn't. They just scored more yards of total offense were rolled up just go out there and do my best points. I think that Southern's and 66 points scored when every week. I still have a lot to changing their quarterbacks was Southern narrowly won 34-32. learn. In high school we didn't the key to the game. Gross made The Knights opened with a have to read the defenses like we do their option play go. They put the passing attack that racked up 380 here. It is really tough. The coaches ball in the endzone when they had yards and smashed GSC's and the other quarterbacks are to." * nationally leading average of really helping me out." Southern entered the game ranked 13th in the latest 1AA poll, allowing just 60.8 yards a game. "I am just trying to help the ^ ^ ■ UCF's quarterback Darin Slack team in any way I can. I get really and the Knights were ranked 8th in was a whopping 24-51 with two nervous out there and you know the Division II and have been touchdowns and two interceptions. what they say, 'The best ranked as high as 2nd. Southern's main offensive quarterback is a scared one'". With the win, Coach Russell threat was staged by senior The game was completely in has won 50 games as the Southern '*"•*- ***•*«** JBMH quarterback Ken "Snake" doubt until the last few minutes as skipper (50-17-1), and the Eagle's Raymond Gross (15) laterals last second pitch to Ernest Thompson (12) for big gain. Photo: Mark Hancock Burnette, who amassed 91 yards the Southern defense was unable to season record rose to 3-2 as UCF's rushing and was 9-28 passing with stop the wide-open style of the record dropped to 2-2 (both losses themselves with two fumbles and wearily proclaimed, "It looks like The Eagles' next opponent will 185 yards. Once again, freshman Knight offense, even after the UCF coming to Division 1AA were charged with a flurry of flags we're planning to do that until we be Bethune-Cookman this sensation Raymond Gross was defense spotted the Eagles 25 opponents). totalling an unbelievable 140 stop shooting ourselves in the Saturday in Jacksonville at 7:00 r called in to pitch-hit for Burnette points in the first quarter. Burnette Once again, the Eagles hurt yards in penalties. Coach Russell foot." p.m. when the Eagle offense stalled and opened the scoring by running 10 actually did not score for 31 yards for a TD five minutes into the minutes and 48 seconds until Gross contest, and the GSC defense ran over for a 29 yard TD with 22 caught the Knights in their ports Nuggoti seconds gone in the fourth quarter. endzone for a safety on UCF's first By LANCE SMITH Gross ran for a total of 69 yards in possession. Sports Columnist front of 15,540 screaming fans that Central Florida featured a no- proved to be the second largest huddle offense that caused Proving last year's 12-5 mark season, and senior midfielder crowd in Paulson Stadium history, confusion in both the Eagle booted goals for Southern, and respectively in the 5000-meter was no fluke, the GSC soccer Arthur Franklin scored twice to breaking the mark set two weeks secondary and coaching staff Greg Starcher stopped all 11 of the course. The men's team finished Eagles have torn through its pace the Eagles to a 3-1 win over ago in the MTSU game. alike. The Southern secondary was Hatters' shots on goal. second in the meet behind the competition like no team in GSC Mercer. Freshman Greg Starcher * * * Freshman standout running sorely tested as they had to face as always tough Georgia State team. soccer history. After the Eagles performed superbly once again, back Joe Ross was forced to miss many as five wide receivers at a Several of GSC's football The women were paced by 1986 first setback of the year, 1-0 to the stopping seven of Mercer's eight the game due to a severely strained time. UCF rarely used running opponents were ranked in various All-New South Conference College of Charleston, Southern shots on goal. ankle suffered in the East Carolina backs in the game, and almost all polls last week. Central Florida performers Kara Robins and Patty returned home to open its TAAC game. He was replaced by junior of the Knight rushing yardage On Saturday, the Eagles was ranked eighth in Division II; Patton, who finished second and season against the Mercer Bears fullback Gary Miller, who was able came from the scrambling of their blanked Stetson 2-0 to run their and in Division 1-A, Northeast fourth respectively. Robins posted last Wednesday. Striker Darryl to gain only 26 yards on 12 carries. quarterback, Stack. record to 5-1 overall and 2-0 in the Louisiana was ranked second, an impressive 20:45 run, and Watson, GSC's leading scorer, TAAC. Freshman striker Chris James Madison was 17th, and Patton ran a 22:20 time in the 5000- booted his sixth goal of the young Dunlap and Kevin Connelly Western Carolina and Western meter course to lead GSC to a Kentucky were honorable mention second place finish behind Paine top 20. College. Prsppg JJtcfe* * * * * * * Asic Mr. Sport The Georgia Southern The women's volleyball team By Mike Mills Invitational cross country meet opened its season by dropping the Sports Editor was held last Wednesday, as both first two matches of the year. the men's and women's team ran Coastal Carolina defeated respectable times. Thomas Kiel Southern in straight games 15-3, Dear Mr. Sports: Are professional Dear Mr. Sports: The world's and Eric Evans were the top two 15-7, and 15-6, and Augusta bowlers athletes? record for holding their breath male finishers at 17:14 and 17:18 Continued on p. 6 Signed, underwater is 3 minutes, 54 Strike McGurski seconds on Sept. 15, 1964, by Dear Strike: Not if I can help it. Johnny Zambowie in Cleveland Ohio. Who do you think has the Dear Mr. Sports: Please explain the greatest set of lungs in the world? Welcome baseball "infield fly" rule to me. Signed, ALL STUDENTS By BIFF CONDOR and DASH RIPROCK Signed, Breathless in Alabama Baseball Beginner to our PHILANTHROPISTS Dear Beginner: If the batter lofts a Dear Breastless: Jamie Lee Curtis fly ball that, in the opinion of the and Dolly Parton. Biff and Dash here. The guests at Mummy's cocktail party JODY & DAVE wanted to just die when they realized we went 10-2 on our picks last umpire, may be easily caught by an RICKERT infielder on the infield or in the Dear Mr. Sports: Why are the EW weekend. So, you lucky peons, read in amazement as we grant you our football prognostications for this week. Onward! shallow outfield, and there are less football fields in Canada longer larger location * Carter Danforth, our favorite lacrosse player from Maryland, than two outs and no runner might than those here in the United score without hinderance and States? DELI. EAST MAIN MON-FRI 10-8 felt that neither Bethune nor Cookman could best those Eagles (Go PHONE er...ah... the play is a dead ball Signed, ISTATESBORO Erk types) GSC 31, Bethune-Cookman 23. GA 489-1094 SAT 10—3 * Bunny thinks that a "corn nail" is something that you have unless the batter hinders the Gridiron Fanatic removed from your big toe (Go Crimson) Harvard 24, Cornell 21. infielder that is attempting to Dear Fanatic: The Canadians * Taylor heard Vince Dooley say that "Yachting is like standing make the catch in the estimation of realize that, with a player like [ in a cold shower tearing up $100 bills (What in the hell does that the official who is closest to the Tracy Ham in their league, they ©uth&irn Ki&dken mean?) LSU 17, Georgia 14. play or is overruled by the need a longer field just to give the 13 University Plaza (Next to Time Saver) Open - 6:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. * Didn't that Celtic good old boy Larry Bird go to Indiana State? homeplate umpire or...ah., the defenses a chance against him. (They obviously do not partake of the grid-iron) Georgia Tech 41, ball... or the fielder... Oh hell! I We have our own Indiana State 7. don't know. Read your damn rule Dear Mr. Sports: Please do Thursday Student Mean Plans 3 meats * Last Christmas, Daddy told our maid "Yes Virginia, Santa said book! something with your worthless Late Night 10% Discount 9 vegetables there is a Clemson" (Ho! Ho! Ho!) Clemson 34, Virginia 3. life. Your poor mother is Breakfast Buffet on $100 or more Homemade * Virginia Tech's cheerleaders have thick ankles, muscular legs, embarrassed and cannot go out All You Can Eat without being ridiculed. Get a real Any size plan Bread and are big-boned (Go 'Cocks) South Carolina 35, Virginia Tech 5. $3.29 11 a.m.- Every Day * The Commodores' idea of a yacht is a bass boat with a fish job. is welcome 2 cum. Get 3 Balanced Meals a Day finder, Moon pies, and a cooler full of Old Milwaukee (Need we say Signed, more) Auburn 52, Vanderbilt 21. Dad Try our 99 cent Burgers • Chick filets BREAKFAST - Shrimp • Baskets, etc. * Kiki loves Bill Curry because he has a Pepsodent smile, Dear Dad: Send more money. DINNERS $2.62 moderate muscles, and that early-James Franciscus look (Kiki swooned) Alabama 31, Memphis State 12. The Campus Recreation/Intra- * At Southern Mississippi, they are quick to point out that a busy mural Department would like to social schedule is responsible for a negative GPA (Social schedule?) announce that we are offering a FSU 38, Southern Mississippi 17. racketball tournament beginning "For Today's GSC Women" . * Muffy's still confused and wants to know if there are four or five on Oct. 12. Entry forms and S's in Mississippi (Go 'Cats) Kentucky 17, Ole Miss 14. information sheets are available in *Not even the awesome Carter Danforth, our favorite lacrosse the intramural office located in player from Maryland, would be enough to stop the Hurricanes Hanner 126. Entry deadline is Design 2000 (Poor, depressed Carter) Miami 41, Maryland 24. Thursday, Oct. 8. This will be a (Just ask around) *At Wake Forest, the arts are emphasized—the boys take dance single elimination tournament, while the girls take carpentry (Disgusting!) North Carolina 24, and all it costs is one can of Wake Forest 16. unopened racketballs. Good luck. 5 Hair Technicians So, these are our picks of the week. We're off to the Pine Orchard The Intramural Top 5 Club to yacht it up. CIAO! 3 Nail Artists MEN WOMKN A special Biff and Dash pick for Chris Duke: 1. Cork n-Bottle IS) 152 1. StatcsUiro Floor (71.... 154 764-4472 * Lavelle Edwards is obviously the most underdressed coach in 2. Oklahoma 128 2. FCA 9fi By appointment only Plaza East America. (Tacky, tacky, tacky) Wyoming 38 BYU 21. 'A. Kappa Sigma H6 :l. Racing Crew 90 4. ATO H4 A. ZTA 8H .4 Phi Kapp K4 5. Deal Hall 52 I Thursday, Third World Nuggets October 8, 1987 Continued from p. 1 Continued from p. 5 will be welcoming the participants discussion will be Vernon Egger of College squeaked past the Lady TAAC rival Arkansas-Little and Morris Blachman, associate GSC, Emily Abdi of Georgia Eagles by a 15-6,14-16, 7-15,15-13, Rock is threatening to leave the director of the Institute of College, and Zia Hashmi. The and 15-13 score. Undaunted by the conference because the 1988 International Studies at the chairman for this session will be setbacks, Coach Lauren Seymour's conference tournament has been JUNIORS, SENIORS, Pajari, Department of University of South Carolina, will John Mbaku of Kennesaw College. Eagles rebounded for a straight awarded to Stetson University. AND GRAD STUDENTS: Do Political Science, at 681-5698 be the featured speaker. Martin Following this presentation, game victory over Emory 15-8, 15- UALR had arranged a cable TV you want to be a part of your or 5573 Collo from Widener University, from 1-2 p.m., there will be a 7, and 15-12. In the following broadcast of the tournament that Georgia state government Harold Isaacs from Georgia luncheon in which conference match, GSC lost yet another five could be picked up on satellite by participants will be addressed by and get college credit at the AREN'T YOU GLAD Southwestern, Lane Van Tassell game heartbreaker, this time to other member schools, but that same time? If so, apply now to and David Speak of GSC will also David Kopf, a professor of history UNC-Asheville, by a 15-8, 15-8,14- was not enough to persuade the YOU'RE A SOPHOMORE? at the University of Minnesota and be a legislative intern for the GSC sophomores interested partcipate in the session. 16, 6-15, and 12-15 score. TAAC to keep the tournament in well-known authority on South The Lady Eagles returned home 1988 session of the Georgia in a career in government The next session will be at 11 Little Rock for a second straight Asian culture and history. last Wednesday to face Armstrong General Assembly. The service at the federal, state, or a.m. It focuses on middle-eastern year. As of presstime, UALR had Next, at 2:30 p.m., is a program State College and Paine College in stipend is $150.00 per week local level are invited to apply militaries and features Mahmud contacted both the Missouri Valley entitled "Asian Militaries." The a dual match at Hanner Gym. GSC and help with housing is for a 1988 Harry S. Truman Faksh of the University of and American South Conferences available. For more informa- Southern Maine speaking on the speaker will be Leo Liu, professor downed the ASC Lady Pirates in a about possible membership for the Scholarship. The Harry S. of political science at Brandon tion and application material Truman Scholarship Founda- "Military and Polity in the Middle quick straight game 15-12, 15-10, 1989-90 season. contact Professor Roger East with Special Reference to University in Canada. Partici- 15-8 victory. Afterwards, the Lady * * * tion operates an ongoing pants in this program are George educational scholarship Syria." Also participating in the Eagles fell to Paine College in a The Georgia State women's Pruden, Jr., and Steve Y. Rhee of two-game match 15-6,15-11. GSC's basketball team has now lost four program designed to provide Nursing Armstrong State, and John James opportunities for outstanding more consistent play and high players for various reasons, Puzzle solutions from p. 4 Continued from p. 1 MacDougall of the University of U.S. students with potential concentration level kept them in leaving only 10 remaining on in health care. "We want to help Alabama-Huntsville. Chairing the the match against Paine. scholarship. (,H 0 S V N N E fTi leadership ability to prepare nurses in leadership positions gain final session is Dr. William Head, for careers in government the skills to be effective advocates deputy command historian at service. The deadline for all in their communities and the Warner Robins Air Force Base. applications is December 1, health care system." said Murray. To wrap up the day's events will MUSIC 1987. The scholarship award be the banquet-seminar, moder- covers eligible expenses up to CENTER Day ated by Hashmi, pertaining to Bills $7,000 per year for the junior Continued from p. 1 "Major Contemporary Third- year, senior year, and two Featuring public figures, if the opportunity World Problems and Issues." The Band Instruments years of graduate study. To be arises, to enlighten students, ATWS meeting is co-sponsored by eligible, a student must be a faculty and staff. the International Studies Program Guitars • Drum Sets • Amplifiers fulltime sophomore working Last year's drive raised $26,000 of GSC, the Americus Early Bird Keyboards • PA systems • Accessories toward or planning to pursue from faculty and staff members. Ci.vitan Club, the Georgia a baccalaureate degree, have This year's goal of $30,000, Consortium, Inc., and the Instrument Repair a "B" average or equivalent, considering the phenomenal Department of history and We maintain an extensive sheet music dept. F R 0 (s G H I~M stand in the upper fourth of growth of the school, is expected to political science at Georgia the class, and be a U.S. citizen Sales • Service • Rentals be met and even surpassed. 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