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This newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Media at Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. It has been accepted for inclusion in The George-Anne by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. For more information, please contact [email protected]. George-Anne •B 912/681-5246 Volume 60, Number 6 • October 15, 1987 Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Georgia Southern College • Statesboro, GA 30460 Block parties: a growing problem in the community By Cathy McNamara property," states Dean of Students "We're very limited in our control institution's right and "will be means available to us to help work Georgia penalties for DUI, News Editor John Nolen. "Some of these over students once they cross enforced more vigorously." Such out a solution to this situation." underage drinking, and public complaints are from families who campus borders," he said. disciplinary action will be drunkenness. "A Two Way Street" GSC officials have echoed local have children that have to get up "Students are like any other instituted by the Student Judiciary College social organizations also addresses the issue of "large law enforcement concerns over for school in the morning or retired citizens. They're expected to Board, which generally deals with and their leaders can be held gatherings" and requests that complaints that parties at off- couples who settled down in behave as responsible, law-abiding college policies and campus responsible for the conduct of their students respect the needs of their campus fraternities and students' Statesboro for peace and quiet," adults. When they don't, they are incidents. members and for maintaining neighbors. apartments are disturbing added Nolen. subject to the same consequences "We have not exercised that control of their events. GSC neighbors and increasing police In recent months, college as any other citizen who violates policy too much in the past because officials are meeting with these Student activities planners are calls. administrators have met with city the law." we felt students had already paid a groups to enlist their support. This attempting to organize additional "The police are receiving calls and county law officers, apartment A seldom-used college judicial sufficient penalty in court," said summer, the dean's staff developed on-campus events that will appeal from Statesboro residents owners, and student leaders "to procedure of disciplining students Nolen. He added, however, that the a brochure entitled "A Two Way to students and offer an alternative complaining of loud parties and communicate and cooperate" on convicted of a law violation college "feels a responsibility, as Street" to inform students of the to "block parties" at student- students trespassing on their the problem, according to Nolen. committed on- or off-campus is the part of this community, to use the college's alcohol policies and populated apartment complexes. M.D. drive kicks off TKE re-establishes Staff Reports It's a rare occasion when fans honor the head coach of a football chapter at GSC rival, but GSC students' regard for Western Carolina's Bob Waters is By Tracy Turner In the spring of last year, an Staff Writer organizational meeting was held an exception. Tau Kappa Epsilon has A week-long fund drive will by TKE national members, two established 32 pledges en route to initiated members (transfer begin today among the students of forming and re-establishing the GSC and the residents of Waters' students), and an area alumnus for fraternity at GSC. the purpose of re-establishing TKE hometown of Sylvania to honor the TKE, the largest social Catamounts' coach, who suffers at GSC. The idea was to get a core fraternity in the nation, group of guys to prepare TKE for from the debilitating muscle disassembled in 1981 at GSC due to affliction amyotrophic lateral fall rush. poor membership. In 1968, it About 120 people showed up for sclerosis (ALS) also known as Lou became the first national Gehrig's disease. Despite his four separate meetings. Officers fraternity to establish a chapter at for this group were quickly elected condition, he has continued to GSC. coach his Division I-AA Southern and some dues were collected.This TKE is presently represented as activity took place last spring Conference team. a "colony". The members are Led by the GSC Student quarter only three weeks before called "associate members" until school ended. The core group Government Association, the drive the fraternity is declared in early will culminate with a presentation TKE's speak no evil, see no evil, and hear no evil. worked through the summer to spring. These members will be prepare for the fall rush smokers. to the coach at the GSC-WCU initiated in January. football game October 24 and a Continued on p. 8 donation of all the funds raised to the Muscular Dystrophy Associa- tion. GSC sponsors "We thought this would be a A rock? whose great chance to honor Coach gift of life Waters and to make whatever contribution we can to a very idea was this? program worthy cause," said GSC Student Story reprinted from the target of campus vandals. The rock Government President Benjy April 20, 1971 edition has been painted, kicked, beat Thompson. "A lot of students here of the George-Anne By Debbie Walker and people in Sylvania have a upon, pushed over (before it was Continuing Education/Public Services great deal of respect and Early this morning approxi- permanently affixed to its spot) The gift of life—what better gift and chipped at with sledge- could one receive as a birthday admiration for what the coach has mately 16 individuals in four cars been able to accomplish." staged a "daring" raid near the hammers. However, the rock is still present? That is exactly what Anyone desiring further Williams Center. It looked like there. Symbolism anyone? happened to Nathaniel Jenkins, information on the fund drive can genuine mafia-style action taken During this rock-raid this presently a Statesboro resident, on call Thompson at 681-5631. from a 1932 grade "B" Hollywood morning, the GEORGE-ANNE October 28,1981. On that date, Mr,. gangster flick. The apparent had an observer on the scene. In Jenkins received a kidney from -purpose of this clandestine perhaps one of the most trivial bits someone who had died but who had commando assault was a of journalistic investigation the foresight to donate the kidneys, nocturnal demonstration of brute recorded, our observer hid and so that in death he might give life strength. The target of the watched these rock-busters at to someone else. morning's work: a rock. work. Prior to receiving his kidney, The rock-in-question was According to our observer, a car Jenkins was dependent on dialysis AS HOMECOMING DRAWS placed on Southern Drive last would pull up, someone would three days a week for four hours a NEAR: Homecoming Queen quarter by Tau Kappa Epsilon jump out and commence day. After Jenkins received his entries are due Friday, October 16 Fraternity. Ever since this mini- immediately to beat upon the rock kidney, he was able to go back to in Rosenwald, room 293 by 5 p.m. Gibralta was cemented to the with a sledgehammer until one of work as a shipping/receiving clerk Homecoming packets are landscape near the Williams the persons in the car signaled. The This picture depicts the first time the rock was painted. with no limitations. Describing the available in Rosenwald also. The Center, it has been the constant Continued on p. 8 operation in which he received his Homecoming Committee meets in kidney Jenkins says, "The Rosenwald, room 281 every operation was less painful than Wednesday at 5 p.m. All interested having your tonsils out." He students are invited to attend. Campus Security baffled by bike thefts further stressed the importance of By Cathy McNamara to Capt. Deal of Campus Security. substantially exceeds the number instead," he explains. staying active after any operation. ASK EXPERTS ABOUT AIDS News Editor "There's no pattern; the thefts are stolen last year during fall quarter. Sonya Davis, a freshman at He also recommends a kidney ON THE AIDS TOLL-FREE reported all over the campus, Captain Deal attributes this to the GSC, reported her bike stolen two operation to anyone needing one, if HOTLINE: 1-800-433-AIDS. Back A total of 19 bicycles haye been mostly at residence halls like greater number of bicycles on weeks ago from Johnson Hall. "My a kidney is available. to school this year is dramatically reported stolen on-campus this Veazey, Cone, and Johnson," campus this year. "Many people first bike was totalled in a wreck, so Mr. Jenkins' story is but one affected by a health problem of quarter, six in September and states Deal. The number of bicycles who are living on-campus left their my parents bought me a new bike representing thousands of people epidemic proportions that twelve in October alone, according stolen so far this quarter cars at home and brought bicycles for school. Now I wish I hadn't in the US who have been fortunate demands accurate information, brought it," says Davis. She added enough to be recipients of organ not hearsay or confusion. The toll- that her new $300 10-speed and tissue donations. But more free national hotline of St. Clare's New chapter initiates 66 members Schwinn was locked and the chain people are in dire need of organs Hospital and Health Center in was dismantled rather than cut. which could give them new life. On N.Y. City is one of the most By Cathy McNamara As Chapter Consultant, interview instead of rush parties. Davis concluded, "Since Thursday, October 22, from 7-9 authoritative sources available. News Editor ' Henriques' job is to stay with the The logic behind this, explains everybody rides bikes here, I think p.m., the GSC Division of The hotline, which operates Alpha Omicron Pi was founded new "colony members," of which Henriques, is to ensure sincerity. every dorm should have a bike Continuing Education/Public weekdays from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. and 90 years ago on January 2,1897, by 66 were chosen during Rush week, room because bikes are so Services and the nursing Saturdays to 4 p.m. offers expert four young women with diverse for six weeks to teach them about "We are looking for people who expensive." department, in cooperation with advice on everything from drugs backgrounds but common AOTT and assist them in are well-rounded and show The majority of the stolen the Organ Procurement Program and AIDS to testing, and from interests that bonded a sisterhood. developing a strong sisterhood interest," states Henriques. "We bicycles were locked on an outside of the Medical College of Georgia, emotional support and symptoms From that day on, AOTT has among themselves. want people that are responsible, bicycle rack, and none of them will sponsor a program on organ to sexual practices—all on an spread its sisterhood and offered and we found a really great group have been recovered. Campus donation which is open to the anonymous basis. membership to several collegiate "Several AOTT's from the at GSC." Henriques' duty is to get Security is still investigating the public at a nominal fee of $5. chapters, one being the new University of Georgia chapter the new charter members of AOTT thefts and searching for a way to During the program there will be chapter here at GSC. drove down to help with the interested and involved in the stop further incidents such as these many interesting topics discussed, "AOTT is strong in the colonization," said Henriques. The Greek system. The new chapter from occurring. "We are going to including: the general medical southern schools, and GSC needed colonization is similar to pledge will also elect officers and set its clamp down on certain areas," criteria of the organ and tissue News 2 a new sorority; GSC has a strong ceremonies held by many financial budget with the help of says Deal. He urges students to call donor, the donor process and how it Features 3 system and we wanted to be part of sororities and fraternities. The new the chapter consultant. The new Campus Security day or night at takes place, and questions often it," explains Chapter Consultant Editorials 4 sisters of AOTT at GSC, also members also attended their first 681-5234 if they see anything raised about organ donation. Sharron Henriques. "We do not go Comics 5 referred to as "charter members", social with the Kappa Alpha suspicious. "We need help from Learning more about organ on a campus with our AOTT Sports 6 4 7 underwent a different selection fraternity and will have their next students, and .hopefully, we will be donation could mean the difference presentation unless we think it's process than that of most social on October 24 with Pi Kappa able to put a stop to this," added between life and death for you, or going to be a success," she added. sororities. AOTT utilizes the Phi. Deal. for someone you might help.
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S* •v.wvvv. AIDS survey indicates need for awareness prog ram I GSC tennis and racquetball courts undergo repairs blood. Well, it cannot. Fifty-five appointed task force.there have By Tracy Turner According to Plant-Operations tracking excess dirt onto the Staff Writer students did not know that a been several recommendations By Cathy McNamara News Editor director Fred Shroyer, "The walls courts. A survey on Acquired Immune person could be infected with the made concerning AIDS awareness at the west end of the racquetball The reconstruction cost GSC Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) AIDS virus but never get AIDS. on the GSC campus. GSC tennis and racquetball courts will be removed, the two about $9,100 on the racquetball awareness was administered last This is true. The first recommended courts are being renovated. The light poles in that area will be courts alone. The money for the week to 260 GSC students by a This documented survey proposal was to address the AIDS racquetball courts are in the moved, and we will extend 10 or 15 reparations was approved last group of Public Relations majors. confirms that there is a high degree issue at summer orientations. This process of being repaired, feet out and build a fence there." In spring by the Activity Budget Among those surveyed were of students uneducated on the was initiated this past summer. repainted, and extended, while addition, a walkway leading to C^nixnittee. The majority of the students of the English depart- AIDS issue. Next, GSC should collaborate with lighting is being improved around each racquetball court will be money comes from the students' ment, the history department, and AIDS is an international the southeast health unit of the the tennis courts. grounded to prevent players from college activity fees. the Communication Arts epidemic that has already killed State Health Agency to allow for department. Out of the 260 students thousands of people. AIDS has AIDS testing on campus. surveyed, only 5 students brought fear into the lives of many Currently, the health center does NEW MONEY-SAVING answered all 15 true/false Americans as well as illness, not offer AIDS testing. Finally, the questions correctly. disability and death. This fear is of administration should establish a The Dimension Communica- the disease itself and of the budget for education and It tions Network (DCN), the network unknown potentials of the disease. prevention. These funds could be UBLE DEALS who developed the survey, advised In addition to being uneducated used to purchase educational From Domino's Pizza that participants should learn the on the disease, the students are material and provide for the facts on AIDS if more than one DOUBLE DEALS often ignorant of the social aspects acquisition of professional Introducing three new question was missed. as well. Audrey Campbell, counselors. double delicious combo deals! Get two hot, delicious THE Of those surveyed, 139 students Counselor and Orientation leader "Education is the key for AIDS pizzas for one low price- Only $8.99 did not think that AIDS could be delivered to your door in DOUBLE (Tax not included.) A double at the GSC Counseling Center, prevention", stated Jane thirty minutes or less. delightful combination' contracted through sharing razors noting a problem with students' Thompson, College Activities Simply present your coupon DELIGHT Two regular 12" cheese to the delivery person. pizzas Extra toppings just with someone who is infected. But, attitudes stated, "there are many Board advisor. $1.59 for both pizzas. it can. Ninety-six students thought immature attitudes and miscon- Without the facts, false DOUBLE GUARANTEE Jem Expires: 10/28/87 If your pizza isn't right, well m$ Just ask for THE DOUBLE that only people with AIDS could ceptions." information may become make it right. If it's late, DELIGHT! transmit the virus. But, people Upon request of the Board of abundant. Because GSC is located we'll give you $3.00 OFF! 5. Call us for details! One coupon per order Not valid » ilh any oiler coupon or oiler Al participating locations only without AIDS can transmit the Regents, GSC established an in a rural town and is somewhat of GADD8 virus also, sixty-six students AVOID THE NOID-. appointed task force consisting of 8 a closed environment, the need for CALL DOMINO'S thought that AIDS could be members, including faculty and increased AIDS awareness is PIZZA. contracted through donating THE students. According to the crucial. Serving Stalesboro and Only $10.99 Georgia Southern University: DOUBLE (Tax not included.) A sure way to dazzle your 681-4326 DAZZLER tastebuds! College Plaza One large 16" cheese pizza 1987-88 Reflector offers more to students plus one regular 12" cheese pizza. Extra toppings just $1.79 for both pizzas. Expires: 10/28/87
student something, whether it is an So far the editorial board, made Just ask for THE DOUBLE By Stuart Patray DAZZLER! Staff Writer insightful story, a photograph up of Dulaney, John Osborne, Not valid with any other coupon or oiler Al participating Irxatior The 1987-88 Reflector staff is capturing the GSC atmosphere, or, Shane Cobb and Lisa Tipton, has prepared to give the GSC student more importantly, a cherished handled the problems that crop up body more. This year's staff is memory. from time to time while trying to DOMINO'S THE made up of 20 students from a "Everyone who has survived put together a successful annual. PIZZA Only $12.99 DOUBLE (Tax not included.) We variety of backgrounds, but that is the first three weeks of yearbook "The staff is great," says layout DELIVERS® double dare you to DARE consume this much delicious not what will set this staff apart work is still enthusiastic and full of editor Lisa Tipton. "The diverse FREE. pizza in one meal! from past staffs. The editorial fresh, innovative ideas that are personalities of our staffers are Two large 16" cheese pizzas. Extra toppings just board has decided that this year's being put to use," said yearbook enough to ensure that the Reflector $1,99 lor both pizzas. Reflector theme and this year's editor Staci Dulaney. "As is true of will have something for everyone." Expires: 10/28/87 We dare you to ask for staff will be dedicated to "Need I most organizations, the Reflector Dulaney commented that photo THE DOUBLE DARE! ilh any olher coupon ot oiler Al participating locations only Say More." has had its share of problems. editor John Osborne is pleased GADDI2 In other words, the staff is However, adjustments have been with this year's photo staff and is 6 9 - 4 daily 681-5305 OCTOBER 12-21 l Thursday, October 15, 1987 o a Q Outfield, Top New Artists of '86' southern Days ond Night GSC Museum "Vietnam College Activities Board: come to Georgia Southern Veterans Memorial: A National The movie "Uncommon Valor" Experience" will open October 18. will be shown in the Biology lecture By Buffie Ann Johnson The museum brings to GSC "The Staff Writer hall on Saturday, October 17, at 9 Voted the "Top New Artists of Wall," the Vietnam Veteran's p.m. and on Sunday, October 18, at 1986," The Outfield will perform on Memorial that has become one of 8 and 10 p.m. "Woman in Red" will GSC's campus in Hanner on Washington's most visited sites. be shown Wednesday, October 21, The exhibit is a photographic October 29. at 8 and 10 p.m. display curated by the Smithson- The band consists of three Film Classics Series: The ian. members: Alan Jackman, Film Classics Series will present The museum's exhibit "Dis- drummer; Tony Lewis* lead the movie "The Go-Between"; on covering Nature" will continue vocalist and bass player; and John Monday, October 19, at 7 p.mi in through November 5. The recently Spinks, guitarist and vocalist. the Conference Center auditorium. The band, once called The unveiled mosasaur is also on Admission is $1. Baseball Boys, had to fight its way display. into the music industry. They hail from the east end of London, well known as a tough,working-class neighborhood. Lewis and Jackman met while attending Sir John Cass Secondary School and began DO YOU WANT TO BE of this special evening of praise playing in local pubs. It was not The Outfield: John Spinks. Tony Lewis and Alan Jackman. DISCOVERED? The Snickers Bar and worship, special music, and until later they met Spinks, an New Music Search, conducted by testimonies of how God is moving down because dedication and good the band was great. The musicians contract with Columbia Records. obsessive music lover who began Campus Voice, is an all out quest to in the lives of other singles. Come music was not enough. They were compared to such groups as The members quit their day- writing and playing at the age of discover a little-known rock band expecting a blessing, Saturday needed a gimmick. the Kinks and the Beatles. After time jobs and began working on twelve. and give it the chance of a October 17, at 7 p.m. at R.J.'s The group finally got a break. A acquiring a new manager and their first album, "Play Deep". In The three began cutting demos lifetime—a recording contract with Steakery and Fishery for dinner. few music reviewers who heard the changing the name to The 1985 The Outfield toured the on their own label. Record a major record label. College radio For more information call companies, however, turned them group perform told their readers Outfield, the group signed a United States with groups like the Hooters, Starship and Journey. stations and students across the Charisse at (912) 883—0362 or Their songs "All The Love In The country will help in the search for Trade at 764-5890. • new musical talent by nominating World" and "Your Love" climbed VIETNAM VETERANS the best local bands of their choice GSC surfers catch waves to the top of the charts with top-ten MEMORIAL: A national experi- rankings. In 1986 in Tampa, into a national competition. The ence is taking place from October By Jim Christian Florida, the group headlined with a Snickers Bar New Music Search is 18 to November 15. Since its Staff Writer now inviting all unsigned bands to If you conducted a survey on sold-out show. dedication in November 1982, the The Outfield's newest album, submit cassette tapes of the band's Vietnam Veterans Memorial has campus, polling the typical original music to participating student's exposure to surfing, these "Bangin"', is everything the guys become one of Washington's most wanted it to be and more. They colege radio stations or directly to visited sites. The Museum brings are some of the responses you Snickers Bar New Music Search might get: "Oh yeah, surfing ... I only want to share the love and "The Wall" to Statesboro in the energy they have for music with Search, Campus Voice, 505 Market form of a photographic exhibition saw this Mello Yellow commercial Street, Knoxville, Tn. 37902. The with a bunch of surfers in some their listeners.Currently, a single curated by the Smithsonian. entry deadline is October 23,1987. river." Or maybe someone might from their new album, "Since "Vietnam Veterans Memorial: A THE INTERNATIONAL have seen the movie "North You've Been Gone," is number 10 National Experience" consists of CLUB will have coffee every Shore," about an Arizona surfer's on the record charts. In concert, 70 enlarged black-and-white Thursday at 7p.m. in the Oliff Hall experiences in Hawaii. If you're The Outfield has a unique way of photographs depicting major Lobby. Everyone is welcome to really lucky, you might find releasing the effects of their music. commemorative events surroun- attend. For more information call someone who has actually seen Says England's Melody Maber, " ding the Vietnam Veterans a Tim Earls at 681-5237 or 6101. surfer or two during his last trip to This is the best new band that I've Memorial in 1982 and 1984. The Tybee. But ask someone how many seen for some time. The Outfield STATESBORO'SINGLES. The exhibit will be supplemented by surfers he knows at GSC and he's makes the kind of music that Statesboro Chapter of Singles for local donations of memorabilia liable to laugh in your face. The leaves you dumb-struck and open- Jesus invites you to join us for fun from the Vietnam War and by fact is, surfers actually live, mouthed . .." and fellowship. Come and be apart lectures. breathe, eat and even sometimes study right here in the 'Boro. You just have to look hard to find them. Southern surfers come from all over. Eisuke Kuribayashi is a GSC surfer from Japan. He came to GSC for reasons similar to those of most foreign students, but what sets him Georgia Southern Students apart from the rest is that he brought his surf board. Kuribayashi had been surfing for five years before he came to school Watch For Our Famous at GSC. During that time, he surfed Surfer Allan Simpson feels Idee he's "part of Mother Ocean" when he's on his board all throughout the island nation of Japan and even in Hawaii. Since Beach. North Carolina beaches are describing the sport to the non- he has been at GSC, he has known for consistantly having surfer. Simpson summed it up well traveled to Daytona and good waves year round, "the best when he said, "Surfing is feeling Fernandina Beach, Florida, and waves on the east coast," as that you're part of Mother Ocean, Tybee in search of waves. Simpson put it. not bounded by a solid, Considering his extensive The hardest things for a surfer unchanging environment. The surfing experience, when asked of to do is not ride huge waves, deal Hall Sale ocean is always changing, and his favorite location, Kuribayaski with freezing water, or even battle that's where the challenge is. You made it perfectly clear that the occasional hungry shark. The just can't compare it with other "Hawaii is the best." most difficult task is that of sports." Allan Simpseur is a GSC surfer who favors beaches close to home. AT LEAST 50% OFF ATTN: Coming from Atlantic Beach, Playgirl LADIES! North Carolina, some of his Nation's #1 MALE REVUE! favorite spots are Cape Hatteras, Cape Lookout, and Wrightsville CHIPPENDALES AND LAS VEGAS *• PRODUCTIONS PRESENT • • AMERICA'S * ULTIMATE V Entertainment Extravaganza I J3°° h College Plaza of (behind Wendy's) vV a>« 681-3371 o* t* Hot New Releases 6 Out This Week S* It* First Time CALL: 681-7160 - DON'T MISS IT! , Q .. y^ In Area! 1986 March Of Dimes Male Dance Off Champions * rigma^ i^^ o o o 4 Thursday, October 15, 1987 3 George-Anne Holy rollers are hell on wheels! Anyone who has ever lived in regain control of my wallowing too full of the fear of God and a Since 1927, Georgia Southern's Official Student Newspaper Atlanta (or even travelled through grey behemoth, while the green- little void of fear for their fellow it) knows that there are certain $mm Ufa© suited young Bible-believing man. Perhaps there should be a Mike Klug Cathy McNamara times when anyone who wants to maniac travels right along, "cooling off" period after church Editor News Editor see his next birthday will stay off ©(oitey^ (o]@§fc_ oblivious to the plight he caused services. The congregation could the streets. this poor sinner. be confined in a small room and There are certain times when Ryan Blake Lynn Wells What is it about getting out of subjected to musak for an hour or the normal flow of traffic is Business Manager Mike Klug church that makes otherwise sane so before they are turned loose Managing Editor suddenly inundated with wild-eyed people want to spin their wheels upon the roads again. This would maniacs who care little for their Imagine, if you will, my wide- and run others off the road? Do allow for calmer driving on the own safety and even less for the eyed terror as a religious young they somehow know that I haven't part of the church-goers and well-being of others. In Atlanta stud, dressed to the hilt in a green been to church and thus they feel greatly reduced stress for the this is known as "rush hour"; in polyester suit and bellowing obligated to make me pay the laundry-goers. Statesboro it's known as "Sunday "Amazing Grace" at top volume, Clean up your act... ultimate price for my sins? Are Others may spend their Sunday morning." wheels his shiny new Ford directly they so filled with love and charity praying for good health or As we all know, the mail center has been located in one of Every Sunday, as I wearily into the path of my lumbering old that they can't wait to reach out salvation from sin, but I am forced make my way to the laundry for my Impala. I am forced to swerve the least convenient locations possible. We all must drive, and "touch" someone? Perhaps to spend my morning praying for weekly hommage to the god of sharply in order to miss his rear walk, or bike clear off-campus just to confirm that Mom and they are feeling sure of their place deliverance from the born-again clean clothes, I am assaulted by quarter panel, which, if justice had Dad didn't send anything today. in heaven and just can't wait to get dragsters. Yea, though I drive in fine young people, dressed in nice pevailed, should have been shoved there. front of a church, I do fear evil, for While the trek is often aggravating, it can be made a little new suits and dresses, and driving squarely up his ass. Clothes and : Whatever the reason, it seems my Chevy Impala does provide a more pleasant. Take, for example, the carpet of garbage that like 14 year olds. soap go flying as I struggle to has already covered the parking lot and is slowly creeping clear that these people are a little big target! towards Poncho Taco. There is no reason why healthy young students can't take their trash to a can instead of simply dropping it wherever they may stand. How to be o senior: Ponicl The problem is not a lack of trash cans nor a lack of By S. Bell it what you will, but believe me, I of 'employment'. During the awareness that the problem exists. The problem is that the for one am having one! summer my brain had turned into Yes folks, here it is, another I doubt that my symptoms are students around here are so slack-assed that they can't even mashed potatoes, and now even exciting Fall quarter at good ole tomm©ini1taiiry unfamiliar to other graduating simple grammar was confusing clean up after themselves. GSC. As to be expected, the campus seniors. You know the ones: a me. How in the world will I survive It's time for people to grow up and begin to take some is buzzing with hordes of cruising decline in self-confidence; after graduation? responsibility for keeping their own college clean. freshmen, causing unnecessary socializing makes you feel old and Oh sure, I'm ready to drive out Remember: Plant-Op won't be around to clean up after you traffic jams on Chandler Road. As out of it (at the age of 22); the of Dodge, but the real question here aggravating as it may be, I'm still when you leave. realization that everyone back is whether I can I handle it. The excited for them. What they are home is married; fear of choices we, as finishing seniors, about to experience in the next few interviewing; and you can just face are exciting and important to years of their college careers will forget about sleeping at night. No our futures, but the pressure could Football is the game ... fill many priceless scrapbooks. future. matter how hard your body very well mean the end of what New friends, studying, parties, and But what of us last-quarter protests, you just can't stop In recent weeks we have been criticized for the lack of little sanity we have left. otherwise general mob hysteria... seniors, those of us who are down thinking. I don't know about the rest of adequate coverage of the minor sports here at Georgia they're all part of the package deal to a matter of mere weeks until we It occurred to me the first day of you guys, but I just hope to make Southern. It is said by the members of our lesser rival that all you get with higher education. To are forced upon the cruel world? class as I stared blankly at my the right decisions before our we write about is the football team. It is true that we do these individuals I send out sincere What is to happen to us? A nervous professor that this was it. I advisors are forced to commit us to emphasize Eagle football more than soccer, volleyball and good will and luck for a happy breakdown? A panic disorder? Call pondered over the correct spelling an asylum. the non-varsity sport rugby. Our paper responds to the desires and interests of the student body at large. Let's face it, when the football team I want my M.T.V. COMICS by Clint Home packs 15,000 fans into Paulson Stadium and the soccer team were a lot of guys with guns may average a hundred, the choice of priorities is clear. GSC By Adam Hils features Kditpr walking around looking mean. I has become a football campus and will stay that way into the I have this class with this really waited and waited, but the guys forseable fi ture. weird professor who always talks never shot them. Apparently the The huge freshman class that entered our illustrious about modern America being in the wimps on both sides have started gates are here in large part due to the huge success of Erk middle of the "Age of Informa- peace talks. Damn. It was still a tion." He says everyone should be little funny, though, because the Russell's squad. Football has paid for many of the things at least vaguely aware of major name Ortega sounds like a brand that the other varsity sports now enjoy. This paper will news events because they're on of ready-made taco shells. continue to write about the things that interest the largest TV. and the radio. But there is a lot of nifty part of the GSC student body, rather than the selective I don't know about you, but fighting going on in the Persian favorites of an unthinking and somewhat shortsighted set of when the news comes on the Gulf. Man, our guys are whipping individuals who lack the training to make this sort of television, I want my M.T.V. real up on their guys. Maybe this will fast. Anyway, he gave us an keep up for a while so I'll have decision. assignment to watch the news something to watch whenever old every night for an entire week! It John Wayne movies aren't on T.V. almost killed me. Here are some of Knowing my luck, though, some Let's shed some light... the major bogus things I saw. lame peace proposal will quiet First there was all this junk things down there, too. When walking home from the library or a party, do you 1 ever feel as if someone is following you? Do you feel uneasy about a guy named Bork. I mean, The only thing which really just what the hell is a Bork exactly? interested me on the news and unprotected? These feelings may be caused by the poor It sounds slightly disgusting. I bet concerned the football strike. I or nonexistant lighting in some areas and paths around if I said "Bork you!" to your girl won't get into that, however, campus. friend you would be extremely because any semi-educated person The walkways and paths to and from the library and the pissed off. Oh yeah, the newscaster should know about it. Also, it walkway down Chandler Street, past the Conference Center, did mention something about free makes me too emotional too think are all unlighted. These areas are darkly shadowed and serve speech and the right to privacy, but about the waste, the tragedy of it I didn't pay too much attention to all. as potential sites for various crimes. all of that garbage. After all, as far I advise you not to waste your Campus security is far too undermaned to protect every as I could tell, the Supreme Court time watching that news crap on student in all areas of the campus so aditional lighting seems has very little to do with the price of T.V. How can it compare with old O-of course it's alright for you to leave to be the best we can hope for. beer. "Laverne and Shirley" reruns or your dirty laundry on my bed.'»> Until these corrections are made we all must take Next was something about Australian kick-boxing? You have responsibility for our own saftey. Try to avoid these areas at Nicaragua. This seemed like it to have priorities in life, to really night or at least be accompanied by another person. The trip would be a lot cooler. At least there know what's important. may take you a bit out of the way but it could save you a lot of trouble. Letters to the editor Letter to the Editor themselves situated and can get Staff something to eat before it gets too As I sit here listening to the dark. ADAM HILS FEATURES EDITOR Outfield's song "Your Love," I If the question is one of weather, ESTER HOWELL ASSISTANT FEATURES EDITOR can't help but smile at the thought let me say that most of us would MIKE MILLS SPORTS EDITOR of the band's playing here in rather wear a sweater than be LANCE SMITH ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR Statesboro. confined to Hanner. JAMES PERDUE COPY EDITOR There is only one thing wrong Let's follow the example of with this idea. Why are we placing some larger instutions and put the a band as well known as the Outfield in an area that suits them. Outfield in a gym that resembles Excuse the pun, but lets put the Bill Neville. Student Publications Advisor the one in which small-time bands Outfield in the outfield. play high school proms. Charles Ballance The GEORGE-ANNE is the official student newspaper of Georgia Let's give the guys of the band Southern College, owned and operated by GSC students and utiliz- and the students of GSC ing the facilities provided by GSC. The ideas expressed herein are something to remember. Let's those of the editor or the individual authors and do not necessarily make the concert a fun time and p@M©^ represent the views of the Student Media Committee, the administra- not a fire hazard. All letters to the editor are subject to tion, the faculty and staff of Georgia Southern College, or the Univer- Here is my suggestion on how to standard editing policies for taste, sity System of Georgia. The GEORGE-ANNE is published weekly during remedy the situation. Put the band libel, etc. The editor reserves the right on the baseball field or the football to reject any letter. There is no word the academic year and twice during summer quarter. limit on letters and are published on a field. The first would probably be first come, first served basis. Letters OFFICE: Room 110. F. I. Williams Center. more suitable, since Erk would not should address certain issues and not The Landrum Center Box 8001, be too receptive to thousands of attack individuals/All letters MUST BE MAIL: GEORGE-ANNE, SIGNED . The letter writer may request Georgia Southern College, Statesboro, Ga. 30460. students on his beloved turf. Start the concert at about 6 p.m. to remain anonymous. However, it will PHONE: 912/681-5246 or 912/618-5418 be the editor's decision whether or not ?» so that people have a chance to get to print the name. 'But I don't know where 103 is. Thursday, collegiate crossword collegiate camouflage October 15, 1987 o Q Q YTISREVINU0IH0K RUTSEROFEKAWNDM by Berke Breathed BLOOM COUNTY AT.EMPLENALUTWAI 5P0CK#2HM6ONe INTO 'WICAN mrtowc TU. JUST SET **...i, me OL'PHASER. 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AVE.) 681-5246 Try our 99 cent Burgers • Chick filets STATESBORO BREAKFAST DINNERS - $2.62 Shrimp • Baskets, etc. Thursday, October 15, 1987 Q Q Eagles survive Bethune-Cookman challenge! By Mike Mills offense effectively. But the Wildcat intercepted his second pass of the Sports Editor defense was able to keep Southern season on the GSC 35-yard line to JACKSONVILLE-The Geor- out of the endzone until GSC still the Wildcat's hopes for an gia Southern Eagles traveled down middle linebacker Robert upset. to the Gator Bowl to play the Underwood intercepted a tipped B- Southern actually had a chance Wildcats of Bethune-Cookman and CC pass and the Eagles had the to score after a 62-yard drive ended up playing two games ball on the Wildcat 25-yard line beginning with 4:17 left in the instead of one—the first and then with 2:55 to go in the third quarter. game, but Eagle head coach Erk the second half. With determined running by Russell decided to have Gross fall The Eagles played the first half fullback Gary Miller and Gross, on the ball to run out the clock, of the contest miserably, turning the Eagles moved down to the 2- sitting on the Wildcat 5-yard line. the ball over 3 times and burying yard line where Gross dived over to Gross was happy with the win themselves in a mountain of put Southern up for good 14-10. and is still uncertain as to who will penalty flags. The second half The Wildcats were able to add be starting at quarterback next revealed a totally different GSC another field goal with 7:35 left in week against the Division 1-AA squad, one which came from the fourth quarter, which brought highly-ranked Northeast Louisi- behind on the legs and the arm of B-CC to within one point. But they ana Indians in Monroe, Louisiana. the tandum of freshman fullback would get no closer as Matthews Continued on p. 8 Joe Ross and quarterback Raymond Gross to squeak by Team Statistics B-CC GSC Bethune-Cookman 14-13. The TOP 20 First Downs 12 15 Yards Rushing 121 270 Joe Ross, who missed last 1. Holy Cross (50) (4) 80 week's game due to a severely Yards Passing 259 51 2. North Texas State (5-1) 76 sprained ankle, rushed for a career- Complete/Attempt 33-22-2 13-5-1 3. Appalachian State (3-2) 69 high 131 yards on 14 carries. Ross Net Yards 374 321 4. Eastern Kentucky (4-1) 68 is the nation's second leading Return Yards 36 44 5. Jackson State (4-0-1) 64 freshman rusher behind Emmett Fumbles/Lost 3-2 8-2 6. James Madison (4-1) 57 Penalties/Yards 4-38 5-27 Smith of Florida and had two long Northeast Louisiana (4-1) 57 runs of 47 and 31 yards, Number Punts/Yards 5-210 7-253 8. Georgia Southern (4-2) 51 respectively. He felt that he might Average per punt 42.0 36.1 9. Western Illinois (5-1) 49 have scored on both plays if he had 10. New Hampshire (3-1) 42 Scoring Summary been completely well. Raymond Gross (12) swings wide looking for an open target. 11. Nevada Reno (3-2) 40 Team QT Time How "I ought to be 100% next week, and then Ross rumbled for a 47- Wildcat pass with 4:17 to go in the the first allowed by the Eagles 12. Western Carolina (3-2) 37 B-CC 2nd 11:14 FG, Manolas 21 yds but until then I'm just doing my (3-0) fourth quarter and the Southern since last year's playoff game yard run to the Wildcat 5-yard line. 13. Weber State (4-1) 27 best to help the team win. I really against NC A&T. Flanker Ernest Thompson then offense was able to run out the 14. Western Kentucky (3-2) 26 B-CC 2nd 10:03 TD Williams 25 yds feel good about my game now. I (Int. return) clock to claim the victory, sitting The lone bright spot for the took the ball in for a 4-yard 15. Nicholls State (4-1-1) 25 had the week off and I was itching on the B-CC 5-yard line. Eagles in the first half was a 66- touchdown to give the Eagles their Manolas (PAT) K to play." 16. Delaware State (3-1) 18 GSC's defense played another yard drive engineered by freshman only score of the first half with just 17. Southern-Baton Rouge (4-1) 14 GSC 2nd 2:50 Thompson run 4 yds "The success I've had on the 2:50 to go. Foley (PAT) K outstanding game, holding the quarterback Raymond Gross, who 18. Northern Iowa (3-3) 13 field hasn't really soaked in yet. It From this point on, Gross Wildcats to two field goals and no replaced Burnette after the 19. Boise State (4-1) 11 GSC 3rd 3:00 Gross run 1yd Foley is a big change from high school continued at the helm of the Eagle (PAT) K touchdowns, including a crucial interception (third turnover in the 20. Middle Tennessee State (3-2) 10 and last week I was able to sit back goal-line stand with BCC sitting first half). Gross winged a 12-yard offense, combining the option with Also recieving consideration: Cornell, Furman B-CC 4th 7:35 FG Manolas 31 yds and really think about my role in on the one-yard line with a first pass to wideout Darrin Chandler, the pass to move the Southern the team and how I am able to and goal to go. The lone Wildcat contribute to the Eagles. It is really touchdown came in the second New Management a good feeling." quarter as GSC quarterback Ken ports Nuggoti Appropriately, it was the Eagle Burnette threw an interception New Menu By LANCE SMITH defense that really sealed the that B-CC returned for a Sports Columnist victory as linebacker Flynt touchdown to put them up 10-0. The New Decor Matthews intercepted an errant interception-for-a-touchdown was library Last Sunday, the GSC soccer 609. The Eagles' next tournament LUNCH IN Eagles defeated Emory 1-0 as is November 6-8 at the University freshman goaltender Greg of Georgia. RESTAURANT Preppg Ptcfcg Starcher continued to shine. * * * 15 Minutes Starcher stopped 15 shots, The women's volleyball team 406 Fair Rd. 764-2074 including a crucial penalty kick, suffered five setbacks last week to and striker Darryl Watson added run its overall record to 2-9. After Daily Specials $2.95 his seventh goal of the season to losses to Paine and Fort Valley down Emory. State, the Lady Eagles traveled to "The Library .. .is a nice quiet place with a very 1 Entree, 2 Veggies relaxed atmosphere. Drinks area bit cheaper here Chris Dunlap scored late into Orlando on Saturday to face three than elsewhere." OR the second overtime to pace the teams. GSC lost to Central Florida —The George-Anne Eagles to an exciting 2-1 victory 15-3, 15-5, and 15-3. Next, Eastern "Management at The Library is probably the best in over Florida Atlantic on Thursday. Illinois destroyed Southern by a }5- town in terms of student oriented business. Good Once again, the stars of the game 6, 15-3, and 15-0 score. Finally, food at reasonable prices and, without question, IT'S were striker Darryl Watson, who GSC faced Florida International the friendliest service make this night spot one of scored yet another goal, and the highlights of Statesboro." and the Lady Eagles lost once —The Eagle goaltender Greg Starcher, who had again by a 12-15, 6-15, 15-13,15-12, By BIFF CONDOR and DASH RIPROCK nine saves on the day. and 15-4 score. FREE * * * PHILANTHROPISTS In perhaps the biggest win in GSC soccer history, the Eagles In one of the more confusing Biff and Dash here. Our * Chip said they are so mad at downed perennial TAAC cham- developments over the summer, yachting associates thought last the Temple coach that they are pion Georgia State 1-0 on Eagle Georgia State changed its week's 10-3 record was unreal. Far going to take him to Effigy and Field. Striker Darryl Watson nickname from the Panthers to the Don't Monkey be it from us to brag on our preppy hang him (Cute) Florida 38, scored his ninth goal of the season Crimson Panthers. Crimson will selves, but our overall record is 20- Temple 7. 13 minutes into the game on a pass only appear on the panther logo on 5. So, you lucky peons, reel in these * Louisville's football games from Arthur Franklin for athletic uniforms; otherwise the prognostications for this week's provide tailgate picnics and Southern's only score of the game. uniform colors will remain royal Around... games. Onward! whiskey sours in the stadium, but Brent Scott paced the Eagle blue, Columbia blue, and white. No * Muffy took a break from her the general complexity of the game defense to help run GSC's record to logo and no crimson for the weekly attempts at tackling the guarantees that nobody knows 8-1 overall, the best start in the Crimson Panthers. You figure it FREE Classified spelling of "Mississippi" and is what is going on (Go 'Noles) team's history, and 3-0 in Eastern out—I can't. now attempting to determine Florida State 52, Louisville 14. Division TAAC play. All GSC students or faculty and staff can take advantage of exactly where in the state * Kentucky women want a man getting their message across at no cost to themselves. Simply Northeast Louisiana is located (Go who is fun and handsome, Both the men's and women's write down your message in 25 words or less and send is to Muff) GSC 24, Northeast someone who will squire them cross country teams thoroughly us. That's all there is to it. Louisiana 21. around and be witty and amusing dominated the hapless Mercer * The thought of our beloved at parties—and never lay a hand Bears in the Mercer Invitational. Harvard losing is as painful as on them (Boring and no fun) LSU The men won with a perfect score catching a dart in the mouth (Paint 26, Kentucky 16. of 15 as no Mercer runner finished the Big Green crimson) Harvard * Sportsmanship is the reason in the top eight. Eric Evans paced 20, Dartmouth 6. why, despite our competitive the men with a time of 16:15, one of * Vanderbilt's graduates still training, preppies do not actually his fastest times ever in the three- haven't figured out whether run the world (We thought you mile course. Newport is a cigarette, a town, or a would like to know that) North The women whipped Mercer 19 jazz festival someplace else (It's a Carolina 29, North Carolina State to 36 as Kara Robins completed the jazz festival) Georgia 41, 28. course in a blistering 20:20 to lead Vanderbilt i7. * Bitsy said that Virginia's the Lady Eagles. Coach Del * Tiffy thinks that Tech's Hunk-of-the-Year has tortoise- Pressley said, "We're getting campus is a yucky, slimy, ickypoo, shell glasses, absence of any body stronger and more competitive unprepski, lame, and a completely hair, and has an abundance of with every outing." gross place (Oh yea) Auburn 34, freckles (Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy) * * * Georgia Tech 10. South Carolina 34, Virginia 27. The GSC golf team finished in * Standard equipment at *Carter Danforth, our favorite an impressive tie for third in a field Alabama's coaches offices are lacrosse player from Maryland, of 19 top college golf teams at the Louis-the- said he would have to down a Iron Duke Invitational in Durham, Anything furniture and Masonite cooler-ful of daiquiris just to make NC. Mitchell Partridge shot a two- paneling (Die Curry Die) it through this game (So will round total of 150 (76 on Friday Tennessee 31, Alabama 24. Maryland) Wake Forest 28, and 74 on Saturday) to lead the * Duke's library furnishes you Maryland 24. This offer is limited to GSC students, faculty and staff. Use your message Eagles as teammates Richie for buying or selling merchandise, to find a roommate, or to list personal with a quiet spell to shore up So, K-Mart shoppers, these are Bryant added a 152, Bo Fennel messages. No commercial listings, please. resources for the next drinking our picks of the week. Poor, shot a 153, and Chris Berrons engagement while you scan depressed Chris Duke doubted our finished at 154. North Carolina- Othello for choice references to be prognosticating genius, but don't Charlotte won the tournament at Send to The GEORGE-ANNE, Landrum Box 8001, flaunted in class the next day you make the same mistake. Well, 599 as North Carolina State Statesboro, Ga. 30460. (No Phone Calls Please - At these rates (Preppy, but not enough) Clemson we're off to Martha's Vineyard to finished second at 600 and Old we don't take dictation) 30, Duke 10. test this year's crop. CIAO! Dominion and GSC tied for third at 1. Thursday, October 15, 1987 u a a Eagles in flight evidence of program's success By LANCE SMITH missing a playoff berth in just its with that emotion, and given half national spotlight on GSC. A Assistant Sports Editor first year of 1-AA football. Russell the chance, would have gone onto positive light. When the sports This Saturday, Erk's Eagles followed that with identical 13-2 the field and given his body and pages are filled every day with will fly to Monroe, LA to face the seasons and consecutive national soul for the cause." scandals at SMU, payments to Indians of Northeast Louisiana. championships. No team in the Tennessee football players, and Yes, no college coach is a academic standards for FLY! Yes, GSC football has come a nation has won more games than the relaxed beloved as Erk Russell. His team the Jan Kemp case at long way since 1981 and the arrival Georgia Southern over the last two athletes in and coaching talents (along with Erk Russell has managed of Erk Russell. Before, only playoff years. Georgia, games provided the Eagles an his reputation as a philosopher) to build a successful program with opportunity to fly. Now, the Yet, Erk Russell is not just a were given national attention in good old fashioned honesty and program is stable and financially football coach- he's an institution. the College Football '87 edition of hard work. A refreshing change. capable of offering Coach Russell Listen to what people around the Sports Illustrated. Beautiful Eagle and our team the opportunity to fly country say about Coach Russell. Creek, described by Russell as "... There is a sign in Erk Russell's and miss the grueling 14-hour bus Bruce Clark of Sports Illustrated- the most gnat- and mosquito- office that reads, "The better you ride. Pause for a second to reflect "Erk Russell is the biggest thing to infested body of water per cubic feel about yourself, the better the on what this competent and very happen to Statesboro, GA since centimeter in the world", flowed (or world looks. You're good enough to interesting folkhero has brought to Sherman burned the courthouse." stagnated) with newfound play for me, and that makes you this school, area, and state. Ed Hinton of Southeastern national attention. Snooky's is good enough to win." And win they Erk Russell was on top of the Football- "Such a mystical, now known as the "Home of have. Two national champion- world. His infamous Junkyard complex man this Russell seems to Philosophers"- a place Russell ships and a number eight ranking Dog defense had thoroughly be, thanks to the national media; a visits every morning around 6 a.m. in 1987 serve as proof. whipped the Notre Dame Fighting balding high priest of swamp And finally, the broken down 1957 Irish. He was easily the country's water hexes, rustic eloquence and team bus was officially declared Yes, the program has come a most famous assistant coach and dazzling offense; a molder of dead in the article—much to the long way in a short period of time. generally regarded as the finest national championships at a delight of every football player at As the Eagles board the plane for defensive mind in the nation. college that only six years ago had GSC. their game against the Indians of Northeast Louisiana, probably Comfortable, secure, and not a care no football program." The secrets of Southeast in the world. He left. then more than at any other time, Georgia and our own Erk Russell Georgia Southern resurrected And, from around the state, Erk Russell will feel that this are known from the Florida Keys to its football program in 1981, and Freddy Jones of the Macon program has arrived. A regular Seattle, Washington. Not bad for a Erk Russell was the man chosen Telegraph- "Nowhere in the sports season plane trip-just like Division program that as recently as six for the job. In 1982, his first team, world is there a man that truly ERK RUSSELL 1-A football. years ago dreamed of playing composed entirely of walk-on's, represents the American way more Division II football in 10 years. posted a 7-3-1 record. His second than Russell. He loves rednecks, American eagle is said to be." bound with muscle, year after year Good luck Eagles and thanks team went 6-5 and his third team smokes a mean cigar, listens to Lewis Grizzard in Atlanta Weekly- on the sidelines, a man of emotion, Coach Russell from all of us at posted an 8-3 mark, narrowly country music and is as bald as the "He (Russell) has loomed, bald and a man who could charge his team Erk Russell brought the GSC Ask Mr. Sport By Mr. Sport Sports Guy Dear Mr. Sport—Why do Dear Mr. Sport—What do you NFL union and Gene Upshaw (Just to throw off the American kickers wear sweat bands on their think about the NFL strike? are KGB plants with visions of public) don't wear red for wrists? It's not like they are going Couch Potato dominating the earth and nothing. Karl Marx said that to get sweaty or anything. Dear Potato- It is obviously a destroying democracy as we the workers would rise and Signed, Communist plot designed to know it. Every time they give a take over, but Upshaw Confused about kicking undermine our great American proposal, the owners think it is typically said, "Huh? Who does Dear Confused—Because if the sport and cause anarchy totally Bolshevistic and the he play for?", when asked snap were to be high or amongst the faithful of the Falcons, Cardinals, Redskins, about the founder of the dirty something should go wrong, world's number-one fans. The Chiefs, 49ers and Patriots Commies. Well...maybe not. the kicker must be able to handle the ball to run or throw. Or maybe they are just jerks. Intramural Cormer Dear Mr..Sport—If Tuesday Weld The Campus Recreation/Intra- competition will be held on October tournament will be held in the old married Joe Friday, what would mural Department would like to 20th behind the racketball courts. gym starting Monday, October her name be? inform everyone of two upcoming Entries will be accepted before the 26th. The entries for the Signed, events. We will be offering a co-ed event in the intramural office or at badminton tournament will be due Rick Monday basketball league and a punt, pass the event. Awards will be given in October 22nd by 5:00 p.m. It Dear Monday—Tuesday Fri- and kick special event. For the co- the men's and women's divisions. doesn't cost anything so don't let a different day, but what does this have to ed basketball, there will be a that be your excuse. All you need is With the do with sports? Ask me on managers meeting on October 13, winter on its way, it is a badminton racquet. Have a set of jaws. time to go inside. Sunday or even on a Manic at 7:00 p.m. Entries will be due on The Campus warm winter. For more informa- Monday. October 29, and play will begin on Recreation/ Intramural Depart- tion about these and any other Coming Oct. 23—COLLEGE CINEMA November 2. 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Sure, I want learning the option and I really to start at quarterback, but that is need to practice my footwork.'' the company Be keeps. Puzzle solutions from p. 5 PARDON MY FRENCH! The Southern moved to 4-2 on the As a Marine Corps officer, you'll be keeping some very select GSC French Club will present the TKE season and Bethune-Cookman fell company. That's because you'll be serving with some of the L 3 E «m s A G A|| ITRA film La Cage Aux Folles II on Continued from p. 1 to 1-5. The remaining Southern I \1 T \ c T N E S SIC HUM "One important piece of trivia finest officers the military has to offer. Officers that will be B \ N 3 L A D E s HBU R E Y October 21, at 8 p.m. in the schedule has the Eagles playing S r A 3 E R ; ■ L E S T E R S Language Lab of the Carroll the GSC student body may not NE Louisiana next week, followed leading a group of men who are second to none. If you're a L A SJBT 1 P P L E j Building. A $1 donation will be know is that TKE brought GSC the by Western Carolina, and then college student or graduate who thinks this is the -*M A a G E KB R A P H A E 1 G rock," Founding President Larry L ( ) 0 S E R IP E N T ( N E greatly appreciated. they will come back home to face kind of company he'd like to keep, see your Marine E B| Belvin announced. 3 |s I F T E R SllN E A TALK ABOUT OUR CONSTI- Western Kentucky and James Corps Officer Selection Officer. 1-800-423-2600. C ( ) A 3 T G U A R DllG EAR In 1970, a group of Teke's were TUTION: Dr. Robert Barrow will Madison. The Eagles will conclude |C ) U N T R YjlF A S T S returning from a party at a rock their season at Orangeburg K \ N S A S ■ A L 1 ■ present the first topic for :| quarry and decided to bring back a 1I 0 * G 0 1 ■ ARIETTA discussion at Humanitas October against South Carolina State. C 1 k V I N G E R N A I L rather large rock. They dumped it 1 F 16 at R.J.'s Steakery when he E I C E ■L 0 R E S T A L L S off at the present location and A rock? D f ;R| N A S T|S I L 0 speaks on "The Constitution's I started painting "TKE" on the side Continued from p. 1 1 Bicentennial: A More Perfect of it. For many weeks other hammerer would then jump back Union...or None at All?" The 6 p.m. fraternities tried to steal it until into the car, and the group would meal and lecture will be followed TKE got the idea to bury it. After leave the "Scene of the crime." This by a social at the home of Dr. Ron Security made the fraternities stop, action was then repeated two or FInucance at 106 Jet Drive. TKE went back and set the rock in three times by each of the four cars IT'S LADIES NIGHT OUT. the hole and cemented it. involved. The Ultimate V Entertainment Presently, several committees At one point during the raid, our Extravaganza show is coming to are being formed, including a observer was spotted. This, Thursday's on Wednesday. social committee, a little sister however, didn't stop the rock Tickets are $8 in advance and $10 committee, and a housing busters. To prevent recognition, at the door and are available at committee. the persons with the sledge- Club, Odyssey Records, College The previous chapter did leave hammers wrapped towels around Plaza. Doors open at 7 p.m. and the TKE a choice plot of land on their heads. However, the observer show starts at 8 p.m. For more Fraternity Row and their national said these head masks did not have > ■:#»*■ ;.',./ ,<«.:<■' ■ * •-', \ information, call 681-7160. office holds the title to the land. pointed tops. TKE could have a house by next Well, the whole episode seemed winter. pretty ridiculous. Stupid, as a Classifieds "With the solid group of guys matter of fact. and the interest around campus, it Don't think we will tie this all Marines looks very promising for us ," Vice up in a neat little package, with a We're looking for a few good men. President Wes Holbrook said. handy moral lesson. We won't. Visit Capt. Saunders at the Student Center Oct. 26-28 or call collect (912) 681-3204 Ijost: Wallet and set of keys on blue ELECTIONS FOR STUDENT keychain with "218" on it. Brown leather MEDIA wallet. Call Kick at 681-2130. POSITION AND QUALIFICATIONS I^ost: Sunglasses; Ray Ban (aviator type); lost at MPP or Newton buildings. The George-Anne Sentimental value. Please call at 681-1541 BUSINESS MANAGER: The business or 681-2981. manager should have completed one year Ixxst: Black, short-haired female cat with at Georgia Southern and should Call your mummy collar. Has white spot on stomach. In the demonstrate ability to handle advertising Pines, Southern Villa area. If found, call sales and layouts. The business manager 681-7562. will be responsible for billing and Six Flags Over Georgia tickets available collection of advertising revenue. at discount prices. Contact Lyn at 681-6915 Payment: $300.00 per term. for more information. Typing: Word processor, $1.50 a page. Any student seeking a position on an Quick service. Call Pam at 764-8298. editorial board or broadcast board should To Ed, the man with one testicle: Can anticipate serving a full term of office. you really still have babies? The woman Any person seeking a position on the with no womb. editorial board or broadcast board must Biff—What happens if a person's tire is have a cumulative grade point average of loose or flat? Answer- he is thoroughly at least 2.0 and must not be on scholastic embarrassed and loses the race! Wipeout! or disciplinary probation. If at any time a The Black Marauder. board member drops below these Andy Brinson— What do you mean you don't have any money! You rich piece of standards, that member must relinquish - m *&!;i. I want my twelvepack and tequila the position. now. And stay away from you know who, Any student who will be student you horny pipeline. teaching outside of Bulloch County during Looking for or. „• male roommate to live in the prospective term of office will not be Eagle's Nest Apartments. The apartments eligible to run for a position on an editorial are at the comer of Chandler Road and board or broadcast board. Georgia Avenue. Call Richard at 681-6209. PROCEDURE FOR ELECTIONS 1. A letter of intent must be sent to Mr. Kent Murray — Media Committee GOVERNMENT. JOBS $16.060-$59.230 yr. Chairman, LB. 8091 by October 22, 1987. Now Hiring. Call 1-805-687-6000 Ext. R-5385 (681-5138) for current federal list. 2. An applicant must attend the Media Committee meeting for an interview on October 29,1987 at 4:00 p.m. in Hollisroom Earn up to 5,000.00 next school year 112. managing on-campus marketing programs TIME PERIOD OF DUTIES for top national companies. Flexible part- Term of office will end at the time hours. Must be a Jr.. Sr., or Grad completion of Spring Quarter in 1988. student. Call Yaz at 1-800-592-2121. yUKSTIONS Interpretation!! of the above material will be given by Mr. Murray iHullis, USA). He will be glad to interpret descriptions and answer questions about procedures. You remember. She was always there when you were frightened. And if you got hurt, she was standing by with bandages. Wouldn't it feel good to talk to your mother again right now? Calling over AT&T Long Distance Service probably costs less than you think, too. And if you have any questions about AT&T rates or service, a customer service repre- sentative is always standing bv to talk to you. Just call 1800 222-0300. 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