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Phil Carter named new coach what's here," Carter said in a recent prove relations and attendance. Director Cal Miller said. ''Personally by Morgan Phllllps press conference. "There are a lot of "I think that the future and the and professionally I was very im· FUTURE STAFF WRITER . coaches who would like to have this possibilities are limitless," Carter pressed.'' ------job and I am one of them." said. "I'm not leery at all. There pro- Phil Carter, formerly head basket This was the second time that bably will be a lot of late nights and Carter,a Sharpsville, Indiana, ball coach at Hardin-Simmons Carter has applied for the job, the winters when I'll question myself native and Jacksonville University University, has been selected to take first being during the Machock selec· more than now, but I think we can graduate, ·has received many honors the reigns of the UCF basketball pro· tion period. build a competitive team.'' for both his playing and coaching. gram, replacing Chuck Machock, who "I see a great deal of professional Previous coaching experience for These include: Indiana High School resigned earlier this year. growth ahead of ·me,'' said Carter, Carter includes, two years at Hardin· All-State basketball team, Most Carter was selected from a group of "but everything I want to have is Simmons University, three years at popular Dolphin (at JU), All· 156 applicants for the position by the right here." Baptist College, four years at American Bench Warmer, a member university selection committee based Carter has indicated that he will Daytona Beach Community College, of two NCAA tournament teams, a on his many professional have the team play their games at and three years at Jacksonville member of the 197 4 AA U National achievements in coaching, fine UCF rather than at the civic center, Episcopal High School. Championship team, a member of the reputaion among his peers, previous and he hopes to recruit more talent "The fact he is experienced with Jacksonville AAU All-Stars, Florida experience with small budgets, and from the Central Florida area. These budgets such as ours and is willing to Junior College Coach of the Year, and his easy manner. will, hopefully, tie the team to the work within our budgets is a very big South Carolina College Coach of the · "I feel like we can Central Florida .community and im- asset for him,'' Assistant Athletic Year. ----~~------. Peterson officially resigns as AD community for our sports ef by Morgan Phllllps forts. I value these contribu FUTURE STAFF WRITER tions." Peterson began his col Athletic Director Bill Peter legiate career at Louisiana son Will be leaving UCF, July State during the 50's during 1st, as he retires from the that school's peak years as a post he was selected for over national football pQwer. three years ago. In 1960, he Peterson had originally became head planned to leave UCF in the football Spring of 1986, after four coach at years in the athletic director's FSU, where position. he made foot· "I've decided to retire ear· ball a major ly," said Peterson. "I came tQ sport. Peter UCF on a four year plan, and son then I've made good on my com spent 1971 mitment." and 19 7·2 Bill Peterson President Trevor Colburn working in Texas first for said, ''Bill Paterson brought Rice University and the the SwimmIn' energy and enthusiasm to our Houston Oilers of the NFL. Visiting children at the UCF pool are a good indication that summer is really here. The pool athletic program. He likewise After a losing record in is located behind the Rec. Services building and you can find when the pool is open by call earned the friendship and ing 275-2408. support of many people in the SEE PETERSON, PAGE 5 Student Government filling cabinet posts The senate denied approval of Dale Harding to when student government went through problems by Cindi Miiam the position of Chief Elections Commissioner. Har with the student body president and vice president FUTURE STAFF WRITER ding received a favorable recommendation from the elections in April and May. EA Committee but_ did not get the two-thirds ma Gill said that when student gavernment is - Several student government cabinet and senate jority vote required for approval. reorganized the first project he and Darner plan to positions were filled this week, with hopes of help work on is a new system for Add/Drop. He said ing the organization restore some productivity. Gill said that he and student body vice president that the new system will probably include appoint· Scott Walker's appointment to the cabinet posi Andrea Darner have added one cabinet position ment times for adding and dropping classes, which tion of Judicial Adviser was approved by.the Stu· and dropped another, keeping the number of should shorten waiting times for students. dent Senate at their June 25 session. Walker receiv cabinet positions at seven. Special Projects Coor· ed a favorable recommendation from the Elections dinator will no longer be a position. The new posi· Other projects that will be of primary importance and Appointments Committee. tion will be Minority Student Advocate, which has to the new administration are the completion and One senate seat representing the College of not yet been filled. "We feel minority students need utilization of the Kiosk and implementation of a Business has been filled by Katherine Johnson. Her to be recognized,'' Gill said. tutor service. Gill said that both of these projects appointment was confirmed by the senate, and Eight senate seats are open, and applications are were initiated by former student body president Johnson was sworn in by student body president being taken to fill positions for seats in every col· John Sowinski, and he and Darner will be following John Gill Tuesday. lege. Membership in the legislative branch dropped up on their completion. •
availability will be expanded and noise reduction engineer about these classes or for the over the coure of the season. on weekends. 'W"eekend ing and audiometer testing hours which the facilities are Orlando's final home coverage will now include a techniques also will be ex open for free recreaction can record for 1985 wa~ 4-5, physician from 9 a.m. to 3 amined among other topics. be found at the Rec. Services demonstrating the crowd p.m. on Saturdays. The clinic The_$225 enrollment fee for office in RS 101, or by calling really can have an effect on will close at 7 p.m. and re first time students includes Rec. Services at 275-2408. your playing. open Monday morning at 7 all materials and UCF fees. They can also point to the 0 VOLUNTEER OP a.m. Certified hearing conserva difficulty of their schedule as The Young Volunteers in Students needing emergen tionists or those requiring on a problem. Being in the Action Program of the cy medical attention on Sun ly continuing education may Eastern Conference the Volunt.eer Service Bureau has days should go to the new attend the Saturday refresher 'Gades had to twice play all excellent volunteer oppor Park Care Medical Facility for $125. five Eastern playoff teams. tunities for UCF students near campus. It should be Further information is In the Western division this summer. Over 80 non kept in mind that only serious available by calling the Col though, the 'Gades almost profit agencies in Central emergencies should be seen lege of Extended Studies at 0 'GADES FINISH 5·13 defeated Denver which Florida are looking for young there as the cost of care at 275-2123. After a horrindous start at finished in second and made • ~ .. people to volunteer in the that facility would have to be the ·beginning of the season, the playoffs. areas of recreation, animal borne by the patients the Orlando Renegades came The 'Gades record against care, elderly care, child care themselves. back to win five games in the West was 3-3, to bad health services, education and their last twelve to finish the Florida isn't west of the the arts. season with a franchise high Mississippi. Their final win came These volunt~er oppor 0 NOISE SEMINAR record of 5-13. tunities give young people the A national problem that an Although the 'Gades failed against the Western cellar chance to explore career op nually affects tho~sands of 0 OPEN RECREATION to make the playoffs they did dwelling Los Angeles Ex tions, develop leadership and workers-loss of hearing from During the Summer B term manage to consistantly, well press by a score of 17-10 last communications skills and industrial noise-is the sub the Department of .Recrea almost consistantly, improve week. meet new friends. ject of a weekend workshop tional Services will have all of Patti Draper, Director of June 29-30 at UCF. their facilities open to the Young Volunteers in Action The course is sponsored UCF students during the • is looking for enthusiastic jointly by the Colleges of week at some time. ~Future young people who want to Health and Extended Studies The facilities available learn about their community for certified hearing conserva from Rec. Services are the AlloclalM while helping others. tionists and those not yet cer Sauna, Locker and Equipe Ac:tverttslng/Classlfled/Buslness c.e.v~~ Coll1glate -· 275-2865 ...... For more information, call tified. A one-day refresher is ment room, the Gymnasium, ~ ...r' a; ~ First Class 896-0945. optional for those with cer the 'W" eight dome, the Rac News/EdHorlal/Sports/Features i ..... 0 tification. quetball courts, the 'new' ten 275-2601 fa
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Subject of the week: Nabih Berri, So, you've gotten your dose of Beirut and the American hostages foreign policy and such from my col being held there. leagues across the page here. How . When thinking about the situa about something on the lighter side? tion, the term "Nuke 'Em!" im· mediately comes to mind. However, In an effort to fill your newspaper after thinking about things a little with some interesting news to read more seriously I have come up with about, I have been on assignment in a couple of what I think might be search of that elusive big story. better solutions to the problem. There just doesn't seem to be much As far as launching missles, happening out there in Knightland, possibly what we need is a little Pride a small price to pay so The Future spared every expense tact. I propose this: Give the Shiites in sending me to the Wisconsin a deadline, say, three days, to What crass motives does the Reagan administration have in considering Cheese Festival to find something release the hostages. With the military action against the Shiite terrorists? Has the "Rambo" attitude interesting to report on. deadline would be another message, permeated and demeaned the value of human life? To be certain, even con I'm afraid there isn't much. to simply stating that if the hostages sidering military action against terrorists only glorifies the plight of such report. are not released on schedule, we people and further humiliates ourselves. Personally, the thought of eating think it would be wise to evacuate There is no question about the total immorality of the Shiite's act. To take the six month-old curdled milk of a say, Beirut. Then, if the terrorists human lives and use them as bargaining tools is wrong, and only serves to cow makes me ill. But, I have not still want to play with the big destroy any sympathy the world may have for the Shiite's plight. Unfor been on assignment in vain. While in boys ... BOOM! tunately, hijacking an airplane may have been the only way to call attention Wisconsin, I took it upon myself to We would then issue the same to it in the first place. sample some of the local ale. A deadline with a new target included No one even really knew outside of Lebanon that the Israelis had taken brand known as Lindengcugels until our hostages are returned. If, prisoners as insurance against attack as they pulled out of Lebanon. We (spelling is approximate) quickly by some stroke of stupidity the ter now know that they did, and unfortunately, United States citizens are pay· won my favor. The label on the bot rorists killed the hostages after the ing for it. tle says "From the sparkling clear j I first strike, the process would con· But pointing fingers will not solve our problem. Thirty-nine person's lives waters of Big Eddy." tinue until no terrorists remain to are at stake as well as seven others who were kidnapped even before the hi "Big Eddy" is supposedly a large negotiate with. j acki::ig. The bottom line is human life and the value we place on it. What we natural spring in northern Wiscon While this is my favorite idea, be all too often tend to forget, is that human life is priceless. It is easy to forget sin. I'm told however, that many ing straight forward, honest, and in· that fact when our lives are not at stake. But the families and friends of the believe Big Eddy is actually a horse. volving no U.S. troops, I also have a hostages would likely agree that "nuking the bastards" is not a good idea. secondary plan. Military action would undoubtedly give the U.S. a quick end to the crisis, • Look out, Psych. majors. The This method would involve asking but is it worth the loss of life? Many pe.ople would say that to let this go on computer revolution hasn't forgot- Israel to release the Shiite prisoners. is humiliating for the United States. But again, what is humiliation com ten you. . This would meet the terrorists pared to the lives of the hostages? Recently, I discovered a piece of terms, so our people would be Indeed, waiting out the crisis is painful, both for our people and for our personal computer software entitled returned. After all the Americans pride. But surely we can suffer through this to save the lives of the The Mind Prober. It's a very in were safely home we would then hostages. teresting idea. The computer asks have the option to either bomb them One man died to save all of us. Is patience so much to ask of ourselves? you 65 simple yes/no type questions off the map or use conventional about yourself. Then, in a few force. Or better yet, we could just minutes, the computer prints a sick Israel on them. The result Is naked nasty?_ psychological profile. would be the same: no more ter This thing packs a mean punch, rorism for quite a while. I mean, On the lighter side, Brevard County Sheriff Jake Miller has to win the though. The printed output this pro would you try something that's like· jerk of the month award for his endearing rendition of "I'm only following gram produces is not for those with ly to get your country blown up? orders.'' weak stomachs. The Mind Prober No, I think not. Miller contends that he is only enforcing state law when he tells Playalin d0esn't pull any punches when it To me, more important than the da Beach's nude sunbathers to cover up. It's high time someone expose comes to evaluating the real you. I'd scheme is how we carry it out. I Miller for the condescending grubworm that he really is. be nuts if I told you what it reveal refer to the question of missles or At no time before the nude sunbathing "issue" came up had ¥lier's ed about me. But, a friend of mine troops. department ever assumed any manner of jurisdiction on the Merritt Island who tried the thing said it best. On the side of missles: Missles are Wildlife Refuge where Playalinda is located. The refuge, which exists under ''I spent my first year in college quick. One oughta take care of federal regulations, had been patrolled very well by federal park rangers. trying to figure out who the hell I everything. No Americans would be State law prohibits public nudity, but federal law has no such prohibition. am and this machine nailed me to a killed. The actual cost of launching a The nude sunbathers had remained fairly well isolated from the clothed tee in five minutes." missle is very low. beachgoers and were not a problem. Against missles: Missles might The problem came when Miller responded to pressures from people who anger the Soviet Union. Israel could consider the human body to be a tool of the devil In fact, in a recent issue of • The nerve!: After taunting all of be harmed. Our using nuclear the Cocoa Today newspaper, a man wrote a letter to the editor declaring us young males with suggestive weapons might open the door for that God had in fact found that man's body was indecent and sinful and had lyrics and erotic views of her navel, everyone to use them. ordered him to put some clothes on. People like that must close their eyes Madonna has the nerve to get mar· On the side of conventional war when they shower. ried. Sean Penn is going to be the fare: Allows more selective choice of In any event, Miller, in responding to these people, has not only made a lucky Boy Toy. This brings all sorts targets. No r~diation and/or fool of himself, he has reinforced the Medieval idea that naked is nasty. of urgent questions to mind. Will • * mutants. Conventional warfare the Leader of Loose Ladies wear would make easier the task of white to her wedding? Will the mar· rebuilding after the war. riage last? Only time will tell. Against conventional warfare: There could be a silver lining to all Possible heavy loss in American life. S. Mikell Rhodes Vicki White this, though. Perhaps, occupied with (My brother is a part of the force Future Editor in Chief Features Editor her new responsibilities as Mrs. sitting off of Lebanon.) Conventional Richard Mansdoerfer Jeff Gllck . Penn, Madonna will be forced to sur General Manager Art Director warfare is very, very expensive. University of Central Florida Don Wittekind Kelly Ruff· render her grasp on the pop music Americans might react negatively to P.O. Box 25000 Managing Editor Advertising Director scene and give someone else a Orlando, FL 32816 loss of life. Timothy M. Ball Jim Donato chance. The thought of living an en While the above list is by no News Editor Ad Production Manager tire day without hearing a younger, means complete and certainly is not Morgan Phllllps Timothy K. Bart~ sluttier version of Stevie Nicks is Sports Editor totally unbias, it does seem to point Photography Editor quite appealing, don't you think? . ., letters to the editor must be typed and include the author's signature. major and phone numb91. All letters ore sub towards missles. I like a quick, com· ject lo editing and become the copyrighted property of The Future. If just cause is shown, the writer's name will be plete, and cheap end to any situa withheld upon request. tion. •
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/ Features The Future, June 28, 1985, 9 Rising Force melds many musical styles
• by Vicki White FUTURE STAFF WRITER
Yngwie Malmsteen. Well,-what can you say about a guy with a bunch of consonants for a first name? Lest you make any· hasty judgements, forget the ·mime for a moment and listen to the music on Rising Force, his first solo LP after working for such bands as Steeler and Alcatrazz. Malmsteen is a man of many talents. He combines classical, jazz, rock, .and heavy metal riffs in one tidy package and makes it all sound plausible, rather than like a • Jim Donato/Future mishmash of leftover snatches of songs left on the studio floor. Rush: One thing is certain-this is definitely · Malmsteen's show. While Swedish guitarist Yngwie Maims It's not for everyone,·you know· he has enlisted the likes of drummer teen is the driving force behind the Barriemore Barlow from Jethro Tull, album Rising Force. This is a party Jen Johansson on keyboards and J.eff just for the cookie-cutter people Scott Soto on vocals, it is most heavy metal bands do. vocalist ~th cookie-cutter Jordache jeans Malmsteen's guitar wizardry that Soto sounds like your typical snarly and cookie-cutter blow-cuts makes this · mostly instrumental heavy metal vocal~st. The thing that in the latest cookie-cutter style. album stand out. keeps it all together is Malmsteen' s . And beautiful cookie-cutter bodies In "Black Star" and "Evil Eye" he magic guitar. b~ed to the perfect color lulls you with a gentle classical guitar "Icarus' Dream Suite Opus 4" is according to the recipe. - opening, then nails you with some in one of the longest cuts on the album It takes a lot of time at the cookie-cutter spa sistent, hypnotic heavy metal riffs. In at over eight minutes, but between with cookie-cutter muscles "Far Beyond The Sun" he isn't that Malmsteen' s playing and in all the right cookie-cutter places subtle, hitting you with a hard rock Johansson' s keyboards the listener according to the recipe. opening with a cathedralesque organ can almost imagine Icarus swirling It's not for everybody, you know. in the background. higher and higher toward the sun. The.cookie-cutter girls have cookie-cutter faces: "Now Your Ships Are Burned" and "Little Savage" has_a sound reminis painted-on eyes "As Above, So Below" are the two cent of Kansas E!L times, although painted-on mouths vocal cuts on the album. "As Above" Malmsteen gives it a much harde! on painted-on skin. starts out with the heavy duty organ, edge. Johansson throws in a harp According to the recipe. almost like a piece of classical music, sichord solo-something you don't It takes a long time in braces to get that cookie-cutter · but then changes gear to sound like find much of in rock these days. perfect smile. It's not for everybody, you know. And cookie-cutter laughter and cookie-cutter smiles at cookie-cutter jokes. The good, the bad and cookie-cutter "Hi" and cookie-cutter "H;ow ya doin?" -not that everyone gives a cookie-cutter f--- and·the ugly videos according to the recipe. It's not for everybody, you know. merit disembowelment. by Jayne Frye we pay our cookie-cutter money Now, if you will, visualize a grossly FUTURE STAFF WRITER and every cookie-cutter W edne~day at the cookie-cutter time overweight human zestily devouring according to the recipe a burrito smothered in chocolate after cookie-cutter FORTRAN There are wonderful aural and syrup. · Assuming you've a sufficient· and cookie-~utter Thermo visual pop culture experiences ly good imagination; you have just we sit at our cookie-cutter table floating around out there. Unfor- experienced the feeling to be had all in a cookie-cutter row . tunately, it is not easy to properly while watching the new Menudo and talk about important cookie-cutter things. convey their fabness. It is much video, "Hold Me." The cookie-cutter baligame easier to instill a sense of repulsion We find Ann Wilson bedecked in and cookie-cutter soap operas than a sense of joy. · slimming black in the new Heart and our cookie-cutter cars video, "What About Love?" As she and cookie-cutter jobs in our cookie-cutter future With this in mind, I have decided ages, and her chins multiply, and our important cookie-cutter projects like that instead of assuming the role of "Tugboat Annie" is beginning to the last cookie-cutter party charming and erudite encourager of bear an uncanny resemblance to a lat and the next cookie-cutter party. enlightened pop music consumption, ter day Liz Taylor. And every Friday night I shall take a more direet approach. I The resemblance to 01' Violet Eyes according to the recipe shall tell you what to despise. only makes 111-ore absurd the gaudy, we gather at our cookie-cutter place, There is indeed much to despise in vulgar atmosphere of this clip. By the say cute cookie-cutter things pop music, but almost nothing more time the spiral staircase lead.Ing to sing cute cookie-cutter songs than the useless vomit spewed forth the platform on which Nancy Wilson get totally cookie-cutter wasted by Joe Walsh, ex-·Eagle, brain is performing a guitar solo was set and have cookie-cutter sex. damaged hack. ablaze, I'd had my fill of fire and of According to the recipe. Walsh, who looks like something pathetic heavy metal posing. It's not for everybody, you know. best left to die in the wilderness, of By the end of the video, I'd had my Under every cookie-cutter jersey fers a guitar riff, some sound effects fill of Empty-Vee, which seems to ex all in a cookie-cutter row, and some awful croaking as an excuse ist to encourag~ this sort of thing. there is a cookie-cutter heart; for a song. · THE BEST ONES: ~'Road To· a cold, dead pebble, "The Confessor" is a· sickening Now here," the Talking Heads; "Like spray-painted across it: visual experience as well, with lots of A Surgeon,'' Weird Al Yankovic; Sigma Mu Ep. heavy psychedelic symbolism "Take On Me," A-Ha; "Slave To Wendy Muir guaranteed to make Walsh a legend in Love," Bryan Ferry; "Loving The his own mind. 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• Bon Jovi release Bon Jovi? Who are these This group has the poten- guys kidding? To put it in a tial to possibly become a good nutshell for you these guys band in the future but they are bad. need to channel their energy The group is too loud and more effectively than on "We specialize in tends to copy the music of another album like 7800 Van Halen by centering their Degrees Fahrenheit. saving you money" music on loud electric guitars. If you like listening to a The vocalists in the songs cheap imitation of Van Halen • Young Drivers • Auto, Motorcycle, 4 X 4 teQd to scream the lyrics out or Quiet Riot you will find • Tickets & Accidenis • PIP, Liabi!ity as if they're trying to prove this a delightful album. If • SR-22 • Collision & Comprehensive • they are louder than Quiet 7800 Degrees Fahrenheit Riot. leaves you cold, don't give up can for a quote The lyrics, however, cap- on Bon Jovi. Wait for the next ture strong emotional feel- album. Anything this group • 301 282·2886 ings. It is definitely not puts out next has got to be 10408 E. Colonial Dr. necessary to overshadow hotter than 7800 Degrees Orlando, Fl 32817 them with loud music and Fahrenheit.- .. screaming vocalists. by Mike Sciotto
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