HILLSDALE'S "THE HERALD ONLY COVERS HILLSDALE NEWSPAPER LIKE A ROOF"
Vol. V, No. 52,'.'Whole No. 359 Hills da le, New -Jersey^' T-li u.rs d ay, DecembeT'24, 1931 Single Copy, Tfsrefe Cents •MAN'S PLOW TURNS j Iff lYf1 E I 17 ft Iff NT •••. SNAKE FROM'HOMEiJU-iluEi-L£llIE11 I COUNCIL : WE WISH George Mack, of Blauvelt, was plow- ; ing at River Vale last Saturday with a' ALL' OUR READERS three-horse plow on the farm owned jIN ARSON YEAR'S by Theodore Handwerg. He had plow- j ed around and around the field and j Board to Renew was about ready to stop at noon time • Bates and Wittnebert Fined Numbering Ordinance Passed s|Mrs. Franklin Myers Is Ap- Controversy Over Designat- when one of the horses suddenly reared '; ADVERTISERS pointed To Fill Terry on its hind legs and the plow stopped j $100 Each and Put OB At Meeting As Preparatory ing High School. short, Mack faffing on it and, brujsing i A Vacancy. himself. As he clambered to his feet < Probation. Step to Mail Delivery. „* , „„ ^ _ ^^.. „ _, ib e saw a large black snake gliding over! MERRY CHANGE BUS SCHEDULE the furrows away from the frightened j -. '. horse. I PETITION I SETTLE OTHER MATTERS CHRISTMAS IS FIRST TO SO SERVE 1— ! It ihad been turned out of its winter | borne. I To Use .Three to Transport Paper Signed by Many Promi- ; T a x Collector and Finance No Public Office in Hillsda?; Pupils Instead of Four jBOYS TO TAKE UP j nent Persons Pleaded for I Chairman in Clash Over Has Ever Before Been Held As At Present. CHRISTMAS PAGEANT Leniency. j Renewal of Notes. By a Woman, DOMESTIC SCIENCE! GIVEN BY CHILDREN! The Hillsdale Board of Education, at Stitch, stitch, stitch! ; the regular monthly meeting held on In the Hillsdale sewing class.* | Arthur Bates and Harry Wittnebert, The Hillsdale Mayor and Council The annual Christmas entertainment! The HillsdaJe Board of Education, in Monday evening, -decided to make a Stitch, stitch, stitch! I of Westwood, found guilty of arson busied itself in winding up the year's of Holy Trinity church school attracted i a surprise move, at the regular monthly test case in the perpetual controversy By a boy instead of a lass. .last week before Judge LeRoy Huckin, business at the regular meeting held on a large gathering of scholars, teachers. 1 meeting held on Monday evening, set a ever recognizing Park Ridge as trie I in the Second District Criminal Court Tuesday evening at the Borough Hall. parents and friends to the Parish Hall! | precendent by appointing a woman as designated High School. The question Band and gusset and seam; | in Haekensack, were fined $100 each Most of the work done was of a routine Hillsdale, on Monday evening. A col- ! a member of the Board. The surprise was believed amicably settled-some time ! Seam and gusset and band. i and placed on probation for one year, nature. criiul Christmas card pageant, written ' came following the resignation of Wil- ago, but broke out afresh over the fact j j on Tuesday morning when they came Two ordinances were passed an final a-cd dirscfefi by Miss Else Hubachek, | liam B. Terry, v>'ho takes office as a that Hillsdale High School pupils doj So Johnny struggles over the work iU p for sentencing. , reading, one authorizing the vacating Superintendent of the Junior Depart- I member of the Borough Council on not receive manual training or domes- And sews his shirt to his hand, j judge Huckin, in showing leniency, of certain strips of tend at one time rnent, was presented by 60 children of I January 1. Mr. Terry resigned from tic science instruction at Park Ridge. : took into consideration the fact that dedicated for a street. The vacating ; le school. Miss Hubachek was assist- • the Board of Education because he did The test case affects Evelyn Acker- | Folks of Hillsdale—the worst has the setting on fire of the Overbrook ordinance was passed to clear the titles ed in the presentation by Mrs. W. Bur- [ "ob wish to hold office on both bodies, man, who was granted permission by. nappenea—the hoys have taken up sew-, Cotmtry CIub building, Hillsdale, for en property affected, horn, Miss Viola Gustafson, Mrs. V. i Hi? rssignat'on was accepted with re- the Hillsdale Board of Education to ™A'._ ^V?f? ^ y,:^S« %,„„> ™^fIILoi which the two young men were con-: The other ordinance passed provides Arnold and Mrs. C. Brietsnbach. The' gret, and took effect at the closs of the Or A K 1 me s latter made most of the costumes worn : regular meeting on Monday evening. transfer from Park Ridge High School are J ?,. n°°-?-Jm e „„,„ , „„ j ^cie^ was more or iess Ofa prank.- for the numbering of all houses and to Westwood, subject to the approval | _ ' Alsc the fact that the building was un- stores in Hilsdale, and is a preparatory A special meeting was called imme- ey iS .f y the children. of the Park Ridge Board of Education! J} a_ „ w,itp „,.,. 01 : occupied and carried no insurance. The step to the securing of postal delivery Following the singing of a Christmas ' diately following the regular meeting, and the State Commissioner of Eduea- j £?° 5^-^, ; Judge stated Chat he had taken into by the post office authorities. hymn, Florence Shuttleworth played and Mrs. Franklin J. Myers was pro- tion. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Ackerman, i « ;nlw™ ti-, • consideration a petition pleading for The only color in the meeting devel- two piano selections, "The Shepherds," posed to fill the unexpired term vacated parents of Evelyn, were present at the j H-j1=^Vofoard ;.. . . leniency signed by a large number of oped over a clash between Ells Dury, and "Will o the-Wisp." janet Hickey, by the resignation of Mr. Terry. Sfc-2 meeting and a letter was read from Mr. i-;^ ",,,,, , , . ,-mvH. Bi, s, ji j^ Cj£jgens Of Westv/ood; among whoni (ttw._Tax. Collector, and Councilman W. in a clear voice, gave the welcome was afterward unanimously elected. Aekemmn asking forthe transfer on j ^J*52S? ^^les^^socks^ty^ ! • were manyy prominentt persons. . ; Tatemj Chairman of Finance, over the' greeting. i Mrs. Myers, when, notified of the a
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Johnston can out-think their T then m his mo=-t polite minne> he ou.?, isn't it Toungsteib aie ^e"n oLt i">t is l P ° tie "=• fe 1 n i P^tcr i r> IR? i nip ! 10 e bov m the foie~ P ii-l - U jlu. t - asked r "I*, it foi the yme re i=:on that John "How far do you think Joimn; «vvitchman (m ai'-tince), >M lie Ue li d 'i •, L Jimmie Johnston was born in Liver- 0 ULk vioiihi _ret lefnP U jnn\ Pf tie liunm™ of the ti in In dip Mn i- IT H T1 BY Chuck ana Stnr°rl Cliipniunk and T s nn 1 pool, bat was only a youngster when 01 H«dia\ fv or Od Ttn <"c%oie oi J.ewsom, fou der of the Juno- Pii'io^r ~.l h liis father, an iron molder, moved the Roughleg the Hawk would hf.Ve him?'' family to Kew York. asked Prickly Porky. The Johnstons established them- "I hadn't thought of that," con- BEST OF HUMOR SIMPLE RULES FOR selves in the vicinity of First avenue fessed Peter. THE CHILDLESS • and Thirty-first street, a neighborhood "Of course you hadn't," retorted '•••• LIFE AND CONDUCT" from -which many prominent New Prickly Porky. "You are one of those Suited Him CHRISTMAS Yorkers have come. There young people who want others to do your "I'll get square witli you." ; My code of Iif§ and conduct is sim- - "Good. I'm tired--of seeing ! ply this, George Jean Nathan writes,. .Tames grew up on sidewalks filled thinking for you. That's the trouble you By DOUGLAS MALLOCH with hawkers selling such delicacies with you, Peter. If you did a little round."—Exchange. | in the Forum and Century: Work, as red bananas, five for five cents, real thinking you wouldn't ask so j hard; play to the allowable limit, dis- and fighting Irish lads. Some of these many foolish questions,"' No Doubt About It ! T HOPS yon have a girl or boy j regard equally the good or bad opinion latter did not take kindly to the new- For a long time Peter said nothing. Blooey—"Travel broadens one, they j I To help to share your Christmas .toy . of others; never do a friend a dirty comer. His Liverpool accent may have He was stilt puzzled about something say." Flooer—"Sure does. Travel to ; Because a Christmas without laushter ' tdck; eflt "and drink wbat youfee l lil?e" svhen vou feel like; .sounded strange to them. They called and he was trying to think it out for the dinner table." j is not for Jong remembered after; ! " - never, CTOW In- him "Jimmie. English." And they himself. But at last he gave it up. | And so I hope you have a girl j clignant over anything: trust to tobacco- socked him frequently and painfully. "I don't see yet why he sleeps all win- His Status i Or boy to keep things in a whirl, I for ca!m and serenity; bathe twice a ! ter," he ventured rather timidly. "Why "A has-been, isn't he?" The room upset, the toys all scattered ! day; modify the esthetic philosophy At last his mother told him she was of Croce but , tired of his coming home crying and doesn't lie keep awake some of the "No; merely a thinks-he-was."— (On Christmas day as if that mat- i slightly with that of would not have any more of it; so time, even If lie doesn't eat? I don't London Tit-Bits. « tered!) 1 Santayana and achieve for oneself a next time a bully started after him, see why he should starve awake any | pragmatic sufficiency in the beauty of "Huh!" Grunted Prickly Porky, "Huh! awake any more th;m asleep." And how I hope each boy has, too, he used desperate measures. The bully What Does Johnny Chuck Eat?" Chat | the esthetic surface of life. was a lot bigger than he was, but it "When are you hungriest?" demand "So yon finally consented to teach; And girl, some elders such as you, i Learn to play at least one musical occurred to Jimmie Johnston that he Bobby Coon and Old Mr. Toad and ed Prickly Porky. your wife how to drive?" To fix a tree, a fire that dances, j instrument and then play it only in cotuil hit harder with something in his Grandfather Frog sleep all winter." "When I've been running about," re- "Xes, I need a new car anyhow." And furnish Santa Claus finances. ; private; never allow oneself even it hand. He snatched up a piece of a "Certainly," replied Prickly Porky. plied Peter promptly. Because a Christmas, after all, | passing thought of death; never con- stick, closed his small hand on it, and I don't see why he should starve "Oh, you do know that much! I'm Willing Accomplice Though "Jlerry Christmas," we may| tradict anyone or seek to prove any- swung with all his might. The swing to death." glad to hear it," replied Prickly Porky. He (shyly)—I'm going to steal a call, | thing to anyone unless one gets paid might not have been so much, but the "Well, if Johnny Chuck was awake he kiss. | Is hardly that, somehow or other, | for it in cold, hard coin; live the mo- "I don't see why," replied Peter, Without a father or a mother. sharp end of the stick protruded and looking as puzzled as he felt. "I would be moving around some and that She—Well, let the crime wave begin. : I ment to the utmost of its possibilities r would use up the-food stored under raked the big boy's face. That ended don't see why Johnny Chuck shouldn't And so, if" somewhere there's a place i treat one's enemies with polite incon- the fight, and the rest of the gang, stay awake all winter just as I do. that skin of his in the form of fat. English as She's Talked | sideration; avoid persons who are- When he is asleep he doesn't use That does not know a childish face, who didn't know about the stick, I don't see why he should starve any "I hear you were under the Or somewhere else a youngster mis?:1 j chronically in need, and be satisfied credited the small James what a ter- much. It is fi.od that gives you with life always, b,ut never with one-, more than asleep."' weather." A father's arms, a mother's kisses, : rific punch and let him alone. strength to ixn around, and the" more "Xes, but I'm over it now." self. : "Huh I" grunted Prickly Porky. you run about the more you must.eat. If old and young may dwell apart, "Huh! What does Johnny Chuck An infinite belief in the possibilities.-' So Old Mother Nature just puts John- Each with a longing in the heart, of oneself, with a coincidental critical It was,_5pme time after that Jimmie eat?" , . -. .,.-. ' \ ny ami some of the others "to sle&p Tragedy — — - When Christmas comes with Chri. - T mas weather, [ assessment and derogation of' one's:i Johnston "
motor, the jangling telephone, the. cls.-- BALLOONIST LANDS cling airplane. YOU,VQUR CAR Nothing short of •miracle, at least HIGHWAY THAT'S HOW IN BARREN WASTE PASSING in his eyes, was the fact that of ai! ZNDTHE. the milling admirers about this phan- tom of delight, her glance should tail, CHATTER IT LOOKS Tells Story of Terrific Battle OF THE linger and conclude by adoring Mich- ael, fifteen years her senior and be- To the Man Looking' On With Elements. By J. HARTLEY ROBINSON HORSE longing to the back-rank and fiie of Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.—Blown the almost extinct coachmen. Jack "Legs" Diamond, who gained across Lake Erie and into the wilds Naturally, it was here that her in- the glamor of publicity because of Ms of Ontario in a balloon, Milford Vanik, fluence entered most violently. With- unusual luck in beating the law aaid twenty-five, of Cleveland, fought his in two weeks after the bewildering It Is bullets, finally took the rap, as Ms kind knowledge that Eoselle was in love always do sooner or later. Whicti proves way tlirougi swamp and forest after that- illicit success is worse than ihonest landing in a tree top, to Dean lake, with him, the two of them, hand in With Extreme Ont. hand, like children, had sought out failure. And now ibis sweetheart, Baki ((£) by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.} Winter Robert, is writing her life story for the Vanik took ofi from Cleveland at S :30 (WNU Service.} the school for automobile drivers, Displeasure newspapers, for the public must inave on a Thursday night in a try for a where Michael was enrolled for eve- Driving its thrills. pilot's license, and was not heard from HE passing of the horse is a ning work. Two weeks later, his first That We Have To again until the following Monday. It phenomenon to which this gen- payment of his nest egg of five hun- Both the safety and the pleasure of And it looks as though we shall hear had been feared he had been forced T eration has become more or dred dollars was made on an orange- Announce winter motoring could be enhancehd d tby more c£ the famous John Borg indict- down in Lake Erie by a storm which less accustomed. Already in colored, slightly used taxicab, and a more thorough understanding of the ment, for, according to certain news- raged in his path, and search was made wide areas of the urban sections of three months later a newly licensed There Is No mechanical aspects of the ear on the [paper reports, the Grand Jury is tote of its surface. Europe, North and South America, chauffeur, in a natty eravenette suit, the tractor and the countless steam part of its owner. There are a number I asked to consider the matter. And Arriving here on his way back to leggings and cap, was doing his test of circumstances and conditions which j John Borg is making the most of it, and electrical driven devices for farm- SantaGlaus Cleveland Vanik told of being buffeted driving on a speedway just outside the j indicate an absence of the proper de- for it is excellent circulation fodder. ing the face of the earth, have less- by the storm, of being swallowed up town. j gree of understanding. * * * ened his importance in vast agricul- This Year by fog, ana a desperate fight to avoid It was by all odds the most excit-' ,. j For example, in spite of the fact that Well! Well! Westwood's Mayor and tural belts the world over. \ \ they have been told for many years Council may languish in cells because being swamped on Lake Huron when ing event that had over entered his J. H R. ' j that it is imperative to warm ap en- the odors from the local disposal plant j the balloon settled to the surface of Upon the Grady family, the pnssins life, and to mitigate what might have gines before asking them, to propel the waft aromas eastward to River Vale, j the wind-tossed water. of the horse was to make its deep and been the pain of it. Hotspur was to car, many motorists entirely overlook The way the picture has been painted "I left Cleveland at S :30 In the eve- lasting impression. A family long be relegated for light farm work to the wisdom of doing so. In the con- in the press we would not be surprised ning with the wind blowing toward inured to the paddock, the shibles, the the truck garden of an uncle of Ro- gested centers of any city or town dur- coachman's bos, the racing stable, Hardy Sons of the Sea to find the residents of River'Vale do- the northwest at ten miles per hour," selle's, where the pair, when they were the closing hour in the evening]ing their daily chores with gas masks! Vanik said. "In ten minutes I was suddenly was finding itself on ground wedded, could visit him of a Sunday. Nature took Norway and laid it <' of a r Imagine a real estate salesman having over Edgewater paTk and out over as shifting as quicksands. It was all, as IToselle pnt it, just too down in the lap of innumerable ' ingg, fitfullyy moving cars, to put on a gas mask to sell one of fjords, lakes and rivulets by the sea tit those homes in River Vale. Lake Erie. I kept my location until For seventy-five years, one Grady hotsy-totsy for anything, except that The average motorist still goes out to I passed over Sarnia at 12:30 a. m. or another had been stationed at a unmindful of the hardships her sons his cold car, gets in, and starts the en- __*_*—*_ I the slip-up enme where not even her and daughters would have to encoun- gine. As soon as it begins to run with William J. Kone, of Worth Arlington, i Friday. That was the last time I saw hack stand, tending stallions in pri- sharp foresight could have ever an- ter to conquer these waterways which a fair degree of steadiness he pulls out j was bequeathed a sewing machine by | land until I came down sis hours later. vate racing stables, or engaged in ticipated it. for centuries have been the sole means !iato the mid<3te of tri*ffic. The nrnute! his grandmother, Mrs. Katherine M. j Engulfed by Fog. work that had to do, either directly One week before the wedding of tlle lcad 0f tlle car s wei lht or indirectly, with horses. •of transportation from one district to ' ' S ^ placed) Kone, who died recently. And when ai "After passing Sarnia, which I recog- Michael and Koselle, and that same ' "Pen the cold engine it falters, stalls, friend asked him how he felt about the j For twenty years Michael Grady, one week before Michael was to as- anotherh . Pei aP ll m a Meth ja d f nized by the lake traffic, I was above ^ fLv fi1i -5 " i °" otherwise refuses to perform' j will, he answered, "Sew, sew." whose grandfather and father before sume his permanent place an the taxi- 6 the clouds at 1,000 feet. Fog closed has inWitort * f' ? ? Norseman Traffic becomes jammed and chatotic. _*_*_*_ h!m had occupied his same kind of Mventn a s in about me and I had absolutely no cab, Roselle staged a party. th-ft he owef rnTh ™ J r>Mt Another minute or so spent in actu- Can a tenant be dispossessed for throne, had sat in the box of a well- It was a pretentious affair, given in tnat ne owes to the sea and this mood ally letting the engine reach a proper I learning to play the saxophone? That's conception of direction or speed. Then 16 sest of these groomed four-wheeler of a cab, ply- the hack yard of the little house on • +h c- ' - fjords operating temperature would have j the question the Judge has to decide it started to rain and finally it changed is the bongefjord, which is nearly 4,000 made a great deal of difference :n the j in the case of Paul Josefy, of Little into snow. It was the most terrible ing his rapidly dwindling trade from the outskirts of town which Itoselle feet deep at places. At the north of i smoothness of traffic flow. [Perry, in a complaint made by his| blizzard I ever was in. station to hotel; from hotel to botani- shaved with parents and a brood of : cal gardens, aquarium, art gallery and the fjord is the largest glacier in Eu- A rarer and yet not altogether un- j landlord. Now if the Judge is a Solo- "Ice formed on the basket. The bag small brothers and sisters. There points of general interest. There was rope, measuring 3oO square miles. common product of this kind of im- men, he might order a record made of became so heavy it was brought low were colored paper lanterns strung patience is one with which every driver Paul's playing and sentence Paul to-1 a residium of local trade left, too. A on clothes line. Dam-ing on the back should be familiar. It is the automo- listen to it for . hour every night. | and I continually lost ballast in an ef- fort to keep above the clouds. I came handful of the older families who still porch, to ukelele music supplier! Iiy Landed Nine-Foot Shark bile fire. One of the commonest causes —*—*—*— sent for Michael for theater, dinner some of Tioselle's old flames among the cf fires in motor cars is backfiring j Three municipalities in Bergen down to 1,500 feet and the snow and A nine-foot shark weighing several : ice which had formed on the bag fell party or park drives as they had sent taxi boys. Strawberries and cream 'ounus was uaiijuuijeu al , through the carburetor. It Is much i County are being sued by the State for , for his father and grandfather before 'hundred pounds was harpooned at more off. The balloon shot up to 10,090 feet. and homemade ginger bread passed by N C bv David Gaskill' i likely to occur when the engine j failure to pay their taxes. If the State I him. Itoselle's perspiring mother and small- n™.o/»a- r. A r^,-T-r „„*„ „, v'lis under load and cold. I receives judgments, it can, according to: From then on it was like that, five n er brothers and sisters. Ocraeoke, and Carl Jacobson, -Wash- , _ j p^ : runs costing me ten hags of ballast." But for the most part, for an ap- A Mgller degMefi flf mechanical vp laW; seize the scll0o]s and otsher pallingly major part, the calls now It was toward the end of the eve- lngton, IV. G. When the shark came | derstanding would serve to correct this buildings. Oh boy, imagine having a! Vanik said after hours of buffeting within five feet of the boat, Gaskell j situation. policeman for a teacher. j about in the blizzard, he came down came for the taxicabs and service ning, after Michael and Eoselle hn<2 threw the harpoon. It struck the j Another aspect of winter driving and j _*•_*_*_ j through a 3,000-foot strata of clouds cars parked around the large hotel. been obliged by their warmed-up shark in the back. The little boat was I modern automobiles that should be ap- | Robert C. Clothier has been elected • about 6:30 Friday morning and found There were not half a dozen horse guests to dance a fandango, that the pulled several hundred yards down the j predated by the average motorist is j the new President of Bufeers Univer- j water everywhere, then came his fran- cabs left in town. And of them real novelty of the occasion took •channel. The shark was finally brought I that form o-f skidding known as side-jsity. Now the students can expect a; tic efforts to reach land. Michael's was by far the most pre- place. to the shore and landed with block ! slipping. . ; good dressing down. j "As I came down through the clouds sentable. The remaining four or five Led into the back yard by four of I Side-slipping is a product cf power, i -^ ) were of thirty and thirty-five years and taekl° Real Beauty Matter of I heard a roar below me. I thought it Boselle's little brothers and sisters, cf which recent cars have superabun- was a train, but when I got below the ago, and so were their drivers. head down, tail down, eyes down, was dance. On a slippery surface, a sudden Form, Color and Taste clouds I found it was waves roaring on jNot so with Michael. He was forty Hotspur! Hotspnr, mind you, rigged Stone Prize ,of War i apprcation of power is much more j the surface of the lake. I could see no and as alert.and up aivl coming iu his up in a white lace ruff, and a berib- ! prone to produce a slip or skid than in Many persons believe tbiit to be S land, nothing but water. interests and e'esires as any of the boned sunbonnet and a large veil of. ^Se^uamedTom'The 5*~*w*' I ^ ^"^s^re" ^only~less j bea^ful "and^istic theworkV man fctone iso naniea irom aie place wlieie ).powerful but much slower :n the trans- ! re. Cheap things are "I saw a little island and let out my taxicab and private car chauffeurs lace curtain caught by orange blos- it was found in Egypt) was discovered [mission cf driving force from the en-j tawdry and even vulgar. drag rope to cut down my speed which about the town. It was just that, as soms at the neck. by a French army officer, Boussard, in i gine to the rear wheels. i Articles that are useful are- also was about 35 miles per hour. The he put it, he had stepped Into his old Hotspur, the siveet-eyed, delicate- . 1799, and that through its means the | : Drivers should remember that on aj barred by some individuals who con- rope dragging in the water, pulled the Pap's shoes and found them to his nostriled, satin-flanked Hotspur, stand- •deciphering of ancient writings was [ Perfectly dry surface, a quick step on: £e^celerator"wur'cause «te"wheels| sider themselves capable of judging. bag down with a slap on the surface liking. ing there abashed by the ribaldry, maamade possiblDOSSlUiee boy simmeanother Frenchmanr i«m;Hll!uii.. II ~ --• Edward P. Eiclsardson, educational and bounced it back up into the air 11!Give me a horse every time, with quivering under ridicule, defamed by Champollion, the stone itself remained if SP™- On a slippery pavement, jf the director of: the Detroit Institute of like a rubber ball. a spirit to him, and a warm sociable geegaws! Arts, holds different ideas. He de- "Fearing it would be wrecked, I cut muzzle to lum and a knowing eye and It seemed to Michael, seeing it hap- The property of the Egyptian, govern | ^t^e^ £? *$?%.£ . matter of form the drag rope and the balloon shot up a friendly heart, to an iron devil with pen, as if Ills heart had stopped and ment and was ceded to; the English at | c offtewOieel which makes the i olares beiutv to be :dire tiDn rood design seei-' to 13,000 feet in nothing tat." petrol -in his Tiins." with it Ills desire to ever live again, ^ , the: capitulation; of Alexandria, Egypt, J firmest contact with the road.- ;., • : i anTLte? Md that f ! not be expensive. To proi'e that his Vanik then came: down- through' the The/ taxi mla were jocular about" CracETibg Tarjigriter" abi^it him, llri^ :JS01. ::..;..;;;.;. .. ;f- ; .. \j- "The \iosVrnMve thing to do is to ap> - ~~—"—'~~~T. ! ~~ : ! ply more power, but that is not theorthe y is correct Mr. Richardson start- elonds and saw an area oi islands, wa- this and agreed upon the kingship of selle clapping Iier hands and skipping ter and peninsulas, in northern Geor- Bees Made Cough Mixture j right;thinmany authoritferalvocate"not"'only'reg to do. .On the contrary-, j ed out with a reasonable sum of money the horse and admired Michael's weli- about the dejected figure of Hotspur; gian bay. A colony of bees—three hives—kept leasing the pressure on the accelerator,! provided by the Junior league to buy. shod, well-groomed, kindly, disciplined the guests applauding this latest coup liy a farmer in the neighborhood of .but on disengaging the clutch. It is I useful articles that would conform to Flies Over Wilderness. chestnut mare, but when it came to of their piquant little hostess; it came •Campbelto-wn, Scotland, last summer j almost an immediate corrective, -espe-| the-requirements of artistic beauty, "I threw out my two remaining bags regarding her seriously as a means of over Michael suddenly that here in made their cells and cell covers of a jCia.iiF at low speeds. . '.; By visiting department stores, hard- of ballast in an effort to get as far transportation—why—better wake np, tills humiliating moment probably re- mistnre of tar and wax, the former, | side-slipping is encountered very of- ; wal."e establishments, china ware eni- inland as possible. I kept losing al- Mike, the Civil war is over. sided blessing. Here, in this moment •uiiich they collected on the main road j ten when the driver is trying to pass| porjumg JJ,. ' Ricuai-dson collected 1SS titude over the country that was the Michael knew all this. He knew of hurting for Hotspnr, there came to near at band, predominating. As j another car. He pulls out of line, sees ' different., articles, not one of which most God-forsaken I have ever seen. that his tenacity branded him as old- him the impossibility of what he was might be expected, the honey in the | an opening, and steps on tfce gas. The more than 50 cents and most of The basket struck a tree and then fashioned and passe as the old mu- about to do. +hroQ hi-roa wno imnrp-mituri -n-ifTi t-ir i sudden increased power applied to the, SXtes^Km m S- "^ a=ain Produces a slipping mo-1 them much less, and assembled them others until about twenty were seum pieces of cabbies who drowsed Michael belonged on his bos, behind out tne Dees weie not in any -nay at , ^ , -n a corri(lor o{ t]le ftrt institute Where knocked over like tenpins. Finally the all day on their boxes in the square, Hotspur. Itoseile, bless her, belonged fected by feeding on a mixture of tar , w; alUlaveDeen taught that the en-| an exhibition of American painting bag hung upon a tree with the basket j anil fiercely, Michael, who had youth to that age oat. there. A good enough and honey. Goal tar contains anion s a most effective =brake on a slip-' was on view" . They include..-.-..d table. - about six feet from the ground. I cut j and pride in him, resented the indict- age if you knew what it was ail about, •other things saccharine, the natural pavement- That is true in many ware, glassware, curtain materials, ta- the basket loose with my knife. i ment. only Michael, for the life of him, some- tood of bees. This is vouched for by j cases.'but In^the side-slip the engine is! bi;'^ere"a'nd 'n^ln^The'exyn- I spent all of Friday there and slept j He was neither passe nor old fash- how could not figure ont the need of !Doctor Morrison in a letter to Country ja_pi*nary cause and to ehminate^ the ; bltl0D. attracted mnci, attention and that night In the basket. It was cold. ioned ; he would ride in a taxi with rush through time to the jangling of | effect, the cause must be corrected, m I Xife. there was no dispute regarding the Along about three o'clock in the morn- the best of them, regarded it as the telephone bells, tiie whirring of mo- i this case, the correction is made by re- i ing I heard something outside. I j tors find zipping of planes. Woman Raises SKee- force of the engine upon j claim that the expert haci proved his important innovation it was; conceded Alfred, Me.—Mrs. Eila Lunt -is be- jl reducing It, at any | contention. looked out and saw what I first j everything the fellows said about ft, Fppling that way about it all, bleed- lieved to be the only_" woman ijheep j rate," by*reieaing"the'accelerator. Pepper and salt shakers need _not thought was a police dog. I called, | but that didn't make him any the less Ing at heart for Hotspur, the rest of raiser in New England.Her no-0; of ] jMany cf the phenomena of winter j offend the lover of the beautiful,'and thinking its master would be near. It I master of his own soul. And Michael's his decision cnir.e quickly.' turned toward me and I saw it was a •200 sheep -.annually furnish ?,000 driving are mysterious evsn to those j CUpS and saucers can be decorative soul was the soul of a coachmnn. The Michael is back on his box now, the •pounds of raw wool, from which she who understand the engineering as- and at the same time have the element wolf. proper opening to his day was to walk last conchnuin in the square. He still 3ias about 150 pairs of blankets inada pects of the motor car. The average of utility. By keeping this fact in "The next day I walked and walked. | into the stable and feel his Hotspur drives for the fiklar families and the driver cannot be expected to know and mind housewives can make life more Night came on. I struggled along in nuzzle over her bin to greet him. Part nurses at the hospital still have a way j understand them. But a number of pleasant. Manufacturers would do the darkness and into the nest day, of the very rhythm of his being was of sending for him when they want j others are simply and easily compre- j Sunday, sometimes through swamps I hended and increased safety and pleas- ! wel1 to examine the collection made the clip-clop of his ten-year-old over their patients to enjoy a tranquil drive and slashings. Then below me I saw ure in winter driving grow out of knovv-: by Mr. Eichardson, and if they will the asphait of the city streets, her behind the restful old Hotspur. One Pig That Didn't a load. I struggled down to it and | ing them. . | learn the lesson he set about to teach tail glossy, because he had made it He has even driven Itoselle and her Get to the Market | = ! they will Improve the standard of taste fell exhausted. A farmer picked me j so, mane flowing, pace so even thai husband about on two occasions, up and took me to Ms home at Patton, nurses from the hospital hail formed when she was a patient at the hospital EocheUter, X. Y.—The wide- "Gold" Is Still Ttere nnd find it profitable.—Miami Herald. ly known children's rhyme, near Blind Biver. I stayed there over- tiie habit of summoning Michael for after the birth of her babies. All that ginters_js not gold, P. E. night, wired niy mother In the morning "This Little'Pigarie Went to the Parents of Presidents a patient's first drive after an oper- Morrison, interior- decorator from and am now on'my way home." Market." etc., had a parallel in The parents of "Washington and ation. Philadelphia, visiting Reno, New, ad- Vanik, though suffering from Trip to Middle Ages real life, thanks to Policeman Adams were of English descent; those mitted after abandoning all illusions scratches and bruises and a wrenched Michael had no backward point of To fie in Italy in the summer time Charles Beariisley. The pork- about prospecting, especially in old of Jefferson, Welsh ; those of Madison, view regarding modern devices, espe- and not see the Race of the Contrade, er in this story, a CO-potinder. Monroe and J. Q. Adams, English; leg, said he felt fine and had suffered wells. A metallic gleam at tiie bot- no serious ill effects. cially the astomobile. His ideas had or Palio of Siena, is dire misfortune. was bound for the market, all tom of a dry shaft on the Birks ranch those of .Taekson, Scotch-Irish; of Vac to do solely with his own personal The medieval pageant, of which the right, but enroute he fell from west of Reno lured Morrison to inves- Buren, Dutch; of Harrison and Tyler, preferences and in spite of the in- race in the chief square of the city is English; of Polk, Scotch-Irish; of Tay- the truck. tigate. But when he had lowered Farmer • Sprains Back creased remuneration that a man the glorious climax, occurs in August. lor, "Fillmore and Pierce, English; of Beardsley captured the pig himself with a "rope to within four fio"nld espect from driving a taxicah, With a blare of trumpets the grand and returned it to the owner. Buchanan, Irish; of Lincoln, Johnson in Leap During Dream Michael stuck to his guns. Or rather- procession enters and proceeds slowly feet of the bottom,.a chorus of hisses and Grant, English; of Hayes, Scotch; and buzzes informed him he was in- Hagerstown, Md.—Nathaniel Horn- to his horse. around the great Piazza del Campo, a of Garfleld, English, though his moth- braker, fifty-five-year-old tenant fafia- For twenty years, he withstood the glittering, colorful equestrian spectacle truding on a rattlesnake residence. er was of Huguenot descent; of Ar- er, Is confined to his bed because of a tests of time, increasing rigors of traf- of the 17 Contrade of Siena. After His shouts for help brought rescu- thur, Scotch-Irish; of Cleveland and AH Ai;k= dream. fic, pressure of the taxi men who were many skillful displays of flag furling- ers, including the fire department. Benjamin Harrison, English; of Mc- The story is told of Eussia in the He dreamed he was driving his forever chaffing him, and maintained and catching, the wild excitement of time of Peter the Great that a party Kinley, Scotch-Irish; of Roosevelt, herd of cows to the barn and was the race comes, and in a moment it is Exception to the Rule Dutch; of'Taft, English; of Wilson, his coachman's seat. In that time •of soldiers being sent out to seek a leaping a fence to open the gate. there had only been three horses. Hot- finished and you return from the Mid- Vicar's Wife—Ah, Mrs. Miles, one- Scotch-Irish ; of Harding and Coolidge, Then he woke tip suddenly to dis- physician for poisoning, they met an- spur at sir years, standing strong amJ dle ages to today. half of the world is ignorant of how English; of Hoover, Swiss. cover that he had left his bed, had other physician OH their way. They in her»prime. took him, saying; "You are a doctor, the other half lives. gone to the second-story porch asd It is doubtful that even in the end and if you did not do this particular Cottager—Not in this village, leaped over the banisters. Ownership of Wind Odorless Skunk* Michael would have capitulated to the In old days in England the ques- poisoning, you have, no doubt, poi- —Pearson's Weekly. The reiucli maligned potecat, mephi- When be came to he found him- self lying on the wet grass 20 feet pressure of the age in which he lived, tion of who owned the wind was fre- soned others; you are, tKerefore, tis mephitis, to give his scientific name, 'worthy of death." Sweet Memory below. His back was badly sprained. except for an immemorial reason. He quently disputed. A wind or water- is on the way to losing its one claim fell in love and with his eye on mar- mill had "soke" rights, which meant Wifey (hubby's former secretary)— j to notoriety. Thanks to intensive riage, felt the need of a larger in- that everyone living In the manor had First National Journal Where were you all evening, you Stations 5 Minutes Apart 1 breeding experiments, the odorless come. to send their flour to it to be ground . brute? Portland, Me.—Two stations of the Onr first national newspaper was skunk has come to stay. :Not oaly The girl Eoselle, so enchantingly np- A mill being rooted in the soil be- . Hubby—Honestly, honey. I wasn't af Maine Central railroad, Lewston Up- the National Intelligencer, established has enrefui breeding, supplemented by tO'the-moment in her slim young boy- longed to whoever owned the soii. In Washington October 31, 1800. It the office! per and Lewiston Lower, are only five veterinary surgery, removed the objec- minutes' walk apart. Tet to go from ishness, docked head, quick restless Therefore, the wind belonged to the IY;IS founded by SiHnnel Harrison tionable feature of close companion- miller or his landlord. SSiiiilr.. who went to Washington from When Man Strikes Twelve one to the other by rail one lias to eyes, eager voice, was simply not ths ship with the wood "pussy," but the j sort you could imagine sitting demure- VhiiiiUfljihia for this purpose at the j When a man is thirty years old, n>n travel nearly 50 miles. animals also are stripeless. Although ly behind trie shining flunks of even Even Money of Thomas Jefferson. investigation lias shown, lie is at tiie experiments are not fully concluded, it Bolt Hits Wrist Watch the personable Hotspur. Finnigan—They say she burie-j her peak of his physical strength.. Wom- is felt that these hygienic polecats first husband in less than, a year. Record Track-Laying j an passes the peak a year or two have reached a stage of *2ve!opmaat Noblesviile, Ind — Rnipb. Stoops, Eoselle, wooed by practically every twenty-five, narrowly escaped death taximan at the stand; the Oariing d« Hooligan—Yes, and he buried his It is salt! that tise track-laying rec- j sooner. where they may be offered to tits first wife is less than a year. ord, made April 2U, 1SGS), in the con- { world's fur market. when a bolt of lightning struck his light of the traveling salesmen who wrist watch, as he took shelter under crowded around her telephone opera- Finnigan—Well, who are you fosttiw; •struelioh of the Onmi! i'lic-itte—.10 I ?r on? It should be even nw.iey on past Thfi first Kp:;t;H-lcj' :}rvhy i a tree in a storm. The bolt fused the tor's desk in the hotel, was the p mi'os exit] 2!X) feel of -ir.ii'!: l:u
"5-! Dick Manley Makes a Cat Aquarium, Chimney Sivcep Becomes a Mayor Kntered as second-class mail matter Hilisuaie, New Jersey. Aleck McCall's $ I t- PUBLISHED EVEltl" THURSDAY * I Mad Jealousy * !
-'A newspaper devoted tn V.-.?, int-rL-st;- of the '• %> '• peopie of Hilbdaia and vicinity. j ! X if: i •'.The Kferald's -platform is, "A liis-jer ar.d ; * i Better Hilbdale." ! $ 3y CHARLES'SLOAN REID *M OFFICE ! 7 West Hill3dn!? Aven^-: ] Telephone West'.vooU 1102 j <••?; hy McClure N'awspaper Sycaieate.l OVNL* Sc-rv-ic-e.) STORMS BEOS. ! PRIXTEHS and PUBLISHERS .' LECK AleOALL was swingiDg J Address r,\] communications to ths H:ii-S 1:1: i A idom; the mountain trail by long Hsrald. HiiMaie, N. J. / strides. His rifio lay across Ms shoul- Subserirtion Rate: $1.00 per year. pa:--^biv| in adx-anci-; Single copies 3c. der, and in his hand he carried a To insure insertion, items of ioeil nc^vs | brace of pheasants. Aleck was happy. Bhonld be received not later than "Wednesday ! nocTi. S-Libs-jribers fiulin^ to receive the-1 There was a new little cabin just half paper pi-omptly through the riiaiis or from \ a mile ahead to which Aleck had car- their nev/sdealsi-s, are requested to notify our! office at once. We iviil greatly appreciate t\v.> \ ried I'olly Goodtron less than a month co-operation cf our readers in notifyim* us of | before, a bride. births, marriages, dc-aihs. and social events in ! their localities. i Old man Goodiron, his wife and two daughters had moved in on the Cul- lowfaee range five years before, from Trursday, December 243 1931! somewhere over in Transylvania. Polly was the elder of the two girls; and some bad hinted that she had left a sweetheart in the county from which she came, this being the reason she had put off Aleck McCall for so long, for McCall was the outstanding young mountainrer on the range. Aleck's stride was almost a dance, Died ! step, as he hurried towards home. LYNN—On Tuesday, December 22,! "Polly, Polly, Polly, the purriest Cornelius Lynn, of Pearl River, aged i gal in the world," he kept -singing in 77 years, 11 months and 26 days. I RONNFELDT—On Wednesday, Decent- j his thoughts. p sleeping chimnejs to i-ulmg the London bub a b cf E thnil Green as ber 23, Mrs. Dorathea Ronnfeldt, of; H'K. luAXLHY, of Venice, Calif., veteran g!ass worker, exhibited recently Around tlse hmd of a little ravine, " its mayor is the startling rise in fortune just recorded by tins humble Fark Ridge, aged 57 years. j D a glass globe in which were four gray kittens. On a dare, with a side across the nose of a ridge, then along Englishman. He is P. Brooks, who has lived in the same house for forty bet as a prize, Manley took a large glass tube and sealed one end, then the crest oi it he hurried until he had years. During the whole of Ms working life he h?= carried on the trade placed the kittens inside. Speed was necessary and in three minutes he had reached a spot where a huge boulder which his father and grandfather followed before him, find he has not aban- Obituary blown a 2G-inch globe with the kittens inside. The kittens were not even marked the fork in the trail." Here doned it because his elevation to the mayoralty. scorched wlien the globe was finally completed and sealed except for a McCall paused to contemplate in si- BIrs. Dorathea Ronnfeldt lent joy the si.tht of the little home. .Mrs. Dorathea Ronnfeldt passed tiny hole for air to enter. Dick calls it his "Cat Aquarium." away at her home at 8:15 A. M. Wed- Suddenly tlu.« young mountaineer nesday morning. She has been a resi- grounded the b.itt of his rifle, and the dent of Park R'dge for trie past fifteen Birds of a Feather in Air Corps hraee of phea jants slipped from his years. Funeral arrangements are hand. In the twilight now gathered set for this Saturday. December about the cabin door were to be seen 26, at 11 o'clock, from her late home on a man and a woman. The woman Randolph street and Mountain avenue, was Pollj-, but the man was a total Park Ridge, under direction of Under- stranger. He was dressed like a taker James N. Halsey, of Westwood. Westerner, A'eck thought, for he Funeral services will be held by Rev. wore one of laose broad-brim, heavy J. F. Gassmann, of Westwood Lutheran white hats wldch he had seen worn church. Interment will take place in Lutheran Cemetery, Brooklyn. a few times by men returned from the Deceased is survived by a daughter, West. But the part that filled his Mrs. Henrietta Kane, of Roosevelt, L. soul with horror was the sight of Pol- I.; s, grandson, Walter Kane, also of ly in the stranger's arms. Long" Island; three sisters—'Mrs. Bertha The embrace had lasted for only Gesing, cf Park Ridge; Mrs. K. Ham- an instant; but in that instant all of mill, of Newark; Mrs. E. Kleinhardt, of the joy had aone out of Aleck 51c- Malvern, L. I.: and four brothers in Call's soul. lie lowered Ins gaze to Germany. the rocks at his feet, and his fingers Cornelius Lynn gripped his ride barrel with a clutch Cornelius Lynn died at his^home on, that might ha <;e crushed anything but North Main street, Pearl River, oni steel. He stood there thus, for some Tuesday, and will be buried in the fam- j moments, then slowly the gun stock ily plot in Pearl River Cemetery on came to his shoulder, - as once more Thursday afternoon, Rev. N. P. Champ- his eyes turned towards the cabin lot. lin, cf the Methodist church, officiating, Polly and th.? stranger were standing with Fisher & Dahl, undertakers, in only a little way apart now. Slowly, charge of funeral arrangements, ser- j vices taking place from his late home. slowly, the rifle barrel came toward Mr. L-5rnn, who was within four days a level. Prt ently it steadied, With of being 78 years of age, was an old tne banel i "^ed a-imst the bord resident of the section. He is survived der. and the muzzle of it trained trpon ti - cabin 1 The s«de of Alecks by his wife Mary; a daughter "Viola, of f Last of- Their- Lines Action vs. Words Pearl River; and son Charles, of Litch- fote s^nk owaid the fiielock, and pt s onl\ son died .fiel-d,- Corai.: Sster,_M5S. Sasah Va: Li'-, imgu. c itched the tiigger ^o-n, 'A philosopher:," said Hi .So, the the gi uiddTBShter of JMton was 'ne , ^aje of riiiuitown,' "seeks to build a Ness, and brother Lyman William, of h <3 e^e a v the beta" of the rifle 1 Newark. ' along tLe 1 p ot the hauel A mo la^t of h s blood ^ LVton Locke F ipe banicadP of "-orcls which is quickly 1 tnd d'.nn ne*ei i VIPI icitir -n w'ira a man of action nipnt liter =hiip "Ciack' lang orn : •»- -"• ir. <"-re taking oft at . cabin door, :• hundred yards away, the Bdllini, fielil, Vi .i-.:iin!.ti.i. Cipiain Jlmitgomcrj. r.nv, at en.lina the army in- ; Hillsdale, December 21. j stranger sniggered backward and And Lazy Foiks Mrs. Albert T. Schrlgen, cf Maple dtihdxal tollt'jre, has l>c-!n a inember of the air corps tince e.uij in 1917. Lieu- j went to til1 ground on his back, his I " Ciiy of SBli A scientist says that within 300 avenue, wishes to express sincere grat- tenant Montgomery, a yradiuife of West Point in the chsss of 1929 and of the j big hat fly-.ig before him. A scream \ E.yons is the center i;f !hu s;ik In (•ears t'.'.fre will be nothing but stand-, itude for the sympathy and kindness air corps iiyhip school in 3931. has recently been ordered to Lnngley Field, ! went up iVom Polly's throat; and • dustry of D'rauce and oi:e of \i
firm. This is done to insure the mar- ketable value of the notes. PASCACK: RIFLE CLUB PEDESTRIAN KILLED SETTLE DISPUTE Tise Councilmen did not take kindly BRONZE PLAQUE LISTER ANDSTAGG ELECTS ITS OFFICERS BY HIT-RUN DRIVER to the idea, as it means an added ex- pense of about SlOOD a year for this On Thursday, December 10, Pascaek Julio Puzzutti, of Nanuet, a laborer approval service alone. The chairman Eifle Club met at its range on the R. employed by Contractor John Forai, WITHWATERGft reported thai he Sad secured from the IN AUTO ACCIDENT Bii-nn estate, and held its annual elec- was hit and instantly killed by a large "Sank officials a concession to the ex- tion of officers. Those elected were: truck on Tuesday evening at about G tent erf, a waiving- of the approval on President, S. J. Smith; Vice President. o'clock, while walking an Middletown WoodcMff Lake Mayor and •{fee poor relief note, but ithat .'regard- John Berg, Publisher, Presents {Car Badly Wrecked in Col- F. Birnn; Secretary and Treasurer. T. Road. No one saw the accident, and ing all other features of the new regu- Sutton. the truck driver, who Is unknown, made Council-Accept; Company's lation the bank remained obdurate. Replica of Declaration lisioa Wiila Public Service Plans for tlie indoor season were dis- his escape, dragging the body about 75 Councilman Ties said that such reg- cussed and the following resolution feet as he did so- Explanation.. ulations are not in force at the Park of Independence, Bus iii OradelL passed: "The club shall compete -with Mr. Porni ihas offered a reward of Ridge Bank, and added, "Let's move." other clu,bs twice a month. Qualifica- $200 for proof of who struck his em- Mr- Forbes said, "I'm with you." Mr. tion scores'shall be shot once ployee. Puzzutti is survived by a wife WATER ASSESSMENTS McEntegert said, "I don't believe in ADDRESSES STUDENTS CRASH IS UNAVOIDABLE week, chevrons to be awarded at the, and two sons, aged 9 and 5. He was the town 'coughing up' S1000 a year for month, according to nothing." No special action was taken, but it is probable that the matter will "Awards to be presented at the endtt Nanuet- Tax Collectpr Karscfa Tells the come up for serious consideration at Gift Made to Commemorate Occupants Escape Serious In- of each aoonth to the member showing j the annual appointments in January, the best increase in average- OLD AGE PENSION Citizens About Making The Freeholders replied to a. request Opening of New Auditori- jury in Mishap on Kinderka- [ "Glut membership fee to be $3 per Payments. ! that Mill street and Gleh. Road be ta- um and Addition, macfc Road, year, which' includes subscription to WAS SHORT-L1VI ! ken over as County roads, that Che j the American Rifleman magazine, and 1 matter will receive official consideration I c!ub dues of 50 cents per month." John DeFreese and his wife, aged 73 _ , ,' . ... , , _ i latea Pascaek Nursing Service sent a A bronze plaque, engravea •mm tb&\ On Wednesday of last week at 11:30 Three new members were received and 85 respectively, who some tims The dove of peace nas settled down j Mminder that it warlte5 tbe appropria... Declaration of Independence, was pre- i P. M.. while returning to West-wood, two into the club—one each from Park during the summer shifted from the on that dispute between the Borough-of, fc! f $100 0romised to it. xhe money sented to the Westwood schools by John I young men, residents of this Borough, I Rid=8> Hillsdale and Kearney. Louville avenue section of Park Eidg-e Woodcliff• Lake and the HackensacK i ^ ^^ ~t ^nce A to Rockland County, upon learning Water Co., and the threatened taking; ' Berg, publisher of the Bergen Evening nr„.. ^^^Horac^e ^™Staggo»,, ^.v-^.^^.-,-—.-dentist, and. ~Edward ^n^^.! . hearty vote of thanks was given ! that- an old-age pension was in eSect Two claimB for chickens kiUed by Record. Tlie plaque was presented on Lister, cashier in the Westwood Trust j blie Bu-nn family for its kind oi eo- of the matter uitp court has been ami- ,g t d passed. George Luede- | there, came back to Park Ridge on -cabiy seiftled. The trouble grew out of; ^ ^^ ^^ tlie occasion of the opening of the new j Co., met with a serious automobile ac- j operation which means so much for tne j Wednesday, deported by the authorities ma n $22 for 22 to and auditorium and extension to the Third I eident which damaged the Buick. ear 1 -'^recess 01 the club. ^ the fact that Contractor J. P. Burns. g ^^^ asked $3 for ,two fowls j j there, who after a single month's pay- opened a trench on Lincoln avenue,; ^ ^ objficted topayin g the latter avenue building, and was received at ajwrlch ethy were .riding, in, the front) I rnent of $30, learned that John's claim and laid a water mam in it. This was Bill, on theJ grounds *thaJ t 5it was not special ceremony in the auditorium. ) right side of the car receiving the I j of Rockland County settlement was a Mn Borg inmafein g the brunt of the Impact. j "horn in" en them. He was allowed to regarded as a distinct affront toth efair to pay $1 to one person for each j tion, delivere' d an interesting address, The accident was caused by the sud-1 -dignity of the Borough, as it is a direct bird, and $1.50 to someone else. j den stopping of the Public Service bus i remain, but when he applied recently violation of the Building Code to dis- It was midnight when the Council | ij2 whicb be spoke of the Declaration i lor eatables, they balked. turb street paving without first obtain- adjourned; all the members of the | Independence and reviewed the his- I which was preceding them, and which j With the DeFreeses came a track- ing a permit for doing so from the lo- Board were present, though- Mr. Hub- jtory of the growth of this country from j stopped because of a Public Service re- ! load of furniture and a dog, and park- cal authorities. bell was kept away by business until > the day it became a free and independ-j pair wagon with its crew making re- I ing1 the outfit at the office of the Park At its November session the Borough <-,,,;(.„ _ ent nation. I pairs to a pole on which a light was j Ridge Overseer of the Poor, DeFreess tJU e 1
daughters into a half-made, party i Supreme SacrfSce dress, or assisting with, the dinner, A very gallant deed was performed Organised Baseball Ciiiderella House False pride? Poppycock.- Nonsense. hj a chemist named Zurbrfeen. He Tn 1S03 the American league ano PATERNAL No reason why a man shouldn't do was employed at a chemical works in the -National league and National As- Finds Its Primes whatever chores present themselves. Switzerland. ; There was an espiosion, sedation Of aiin or Leagnes-—DOTT INSTINCT SU'y convention that certain duties and poison gas began to pour out up- called ]Sa tion; i A? Si>f ;nt ion of By RUBY DOUGLAS belong to one sex or the otlser. He on the 20 men who were at work. fessional Pastfetii I. ?as «es—binded It always has seemed to .iae a who hesitates is Jdzyl Herr Zurbriggen, knowing only tno together s or od ha setall. This m well the penalty he must pay, forced and Increasing.marvel that a parson in As gradually his brood began to mar- w;:s the r =>Ru!t nf ilie- fri •tion causjd - his way into the room where the ex- by McClurc -V >WAI)! nw Kynriit'ufe.1 f New York can take a telephone re- A Story of Great ry off, those household chores auto- by the d iVer: in t he dif "(•rent (W.Vt: Service. I j ceiver off tlie hook and in a moment plosion occurred, found the leakage, foams nr y ^JcClure Newspaper Syndicate.) for Kester. Sarah Ann Ayres, who was born in tear her peaceful flays asunder, but j in the middle of the night by a most Father wIE marry again, now, the a hollow tree In the Richmond district she also drank deep draughts of won- jpersistent ringing of the bell. Rising HEN people used iaughingiy girls decided among themselves and 103 years ago, has just died at Hobart, derfnl joy as she piayea whimsically j in tite dark he made his sleepy way and entirely without oppro- affectionately set about scouting for Tasmania. Her father was one hun- HARRY RANDALL about with the soulless objects into toward the telephone. In some man- W brium to refer to Kester's timber worthy of him. dred at his death. Mrs. Ayres had i Lawyer I maternal instinct, his chil- which she breathed such loving life. ner he caught one foot under the rug As a matter of fact, Kester's nine sons and seven daughters, all of [ Just now she was weaving romance and, plunging forward, brought his ! dren, particularly his daughters, had whom are living. She also left T5; Westwood Trust thoughts did. turn that way. Even grandchildren, 51 great-grandchildren j WESTWGQB around an ancient ruin on a country other foot into violent contact with a formed a sort of unspoken compact with their devotion, his children had road, a veritable Cinderella of a chair, breaking a toe, as was after- , to retort with unanimity: "What's and two great-great-grandchildren.— Tel. West-wood 761 , the matter with paternal instinct? their own Interests now. Life was no London Mail. house in a community of lovely build- ward discovered. Nevertheless this longer the hurly-burly affair a grow- ings and gardens. Spartan, uttering language, to be sure, ! Aside from being the best mother \ alive, he's the best father." ing family had made it. He had done Piione WesBwocJd 2283 If she had had the least excuse Or hopped painfully to the telephone and a good job. Tbe wife who had died the financial ability to buy, and re- grasped the receiver. • It was their subconscious way of KARL WETTIG build the place into a semblance of bearing his last child, would have TYPEWRITERS UBHOWXESmG It was the wrong number. • protecting Kester from innuendo. As blessed him for it His tribute to n.er SHADES and AWNINGS its former beauty, she would have « * * j if innuendo could have attached itself SOLD, RENTED and REPAIRED SLIP COVEES done so. As it was, she merely kept j to the enormous-shouldered, six-foot lay in his success. In a restaurant in Grand Central Slowly, but rather definitely, Kes- M. RUBINSTEIN SRAP3EEIKS—CUSHIONS i: always a vision before her, drove station there is a waiter who used to ; parent of the brood of five youngsters PARK AVE., PAKK RIDGE- N. J. 41S Fourth Ave. WESTWOOB, N. past it again and again, loving it, I who clustered about his tall knees. ter's thoughts began to turn to the work at Jack's. The other morning desirability of meeting some wom- Tel. Park Ridge 555 cheering it up in its loneliness by he and I talked of that place of la- ; whenever those tall knees hove in stopping to admire its one-time charm- I sight. ' . an. ... mented memory, of the nights when It was along about this time that ing lines. you could find there such notables as I Kester would not have minded had PAINTING One day when she approached her Myron's seven-year-old son began to Rex Beach, Fred Stone, T. A. Dorgan, ! there been innuendo. Life was tooexhibit certain qualities in his little and DECORATING Cinderella house she saw two cars and all the rest of that old-time j big, too busy, too harassed, too de- JAMES N. HALSEY standing between the sentinel trees. makeup that secretly, for months, had Funeral Director GOOD WOKE AT LOW PEICES throng. j lightful an affair, for fancied hurts or been disturbing his parents to no small JLet Us Estimate" on Tour Work— Marie drove up the road and re- '• "Jack's," said the former employee, I pricks to flourish. Well, if he had ma- 55 CENTEB AVE. turned to go slowly along the front. ' extent. We are Sure We Can Save "was like that place ia Paris of which ! ternal instinct he hoped It was a jolly On various occasions, for this and Westwood You Money She thought she recognized the car they always talk. If you stayed there i good one. Man with five growing, of a real estate dealer in the village that flagrant offense, the child had PHONE WESTWOOD 292 30 TEARS OF EXPERIENCE long enough, you. would see every- ! hungry, boisterous young ones needed been sent ho-ne from school, finally and she wondered who could he look- body, who was anybody, in the world. ' pretty nearly every instinct there was. J. EPSTEIN ing at the place. j on his eighth birthday actually meet- There is no place like it now. In a : Lordy, what a gang] Five hungry ing with final dismissal from school 251 BROADWAY A rattier young man stepped Out week I'd average $100 in tips. Those | months yawning up at him when he HENRY HINCK and waited for some one. Yes; It authorities v.-'.io *;ould no longer cope days are gone. That was a lot of dough ! came home evenings, for all the world with Mm. WESTWOOD, N. j. was the realtor she had believed it to then and it would be more right now. I like beaky birds in their nest. Fellow Real Estate and Insurance PHONE WESTWOOD 684 be. Evidently, he was trying to sell got_sq he treated them precisely that For another six months, secretly, "I well remember the first time I and eager to spare his grandfather the Rhone Wesfcwood 601 the house to this young man. Could ever saw a $1,000 bill, and I have not • way. Night after night it was his fact, Myron and an adorably pretty IS WESTWOOD AVE. it be that the man was to be married seen many since. A little fellow who j custom to come home with a bag of and that he liked the gorunds and wife struggif'I with the serious prob- was sitting in the back room gave it toi one kind of fruit or another, in what lem of this h:>y. WESTWOOa N. J. T=' SAM DAMICO would, perhaps, tear down the old me to pay a check that totalled less • the children called his "surprise pock- "1 house? Marie shuddered at the than seven dollors. The cashier cer- When he was nine, however, there o ; et." "Cherries, berries, plums, fruit came about the shocking occasion of thought. tainly looked hard at that bill before ; balls, which he dropped into the lit- The two men stood before it, look- he got the money out of the safe to Myron Junior being apprehended be- ARTHUR CHURUTI D tle upturned mouths. fore the Juvenile court. I carry a full.line of ing up at the roof, the chimneys, make change. Who gave me the bill? A blessed gang of ruffians was what Dealer In Shoes for Every Member of the o bravely erect in spite of their age. Well, you might have heard of Mm. , llrs. Meilurtry, who tended the brood It was astonishing, the equanimity Used Parts for All Make Cars Family; Also Fnll I/ine of "No—I think it is hopeless," she His name was Arnold Rothstein." i sll day, called them. A blessed gang with which Kester took this mortal AUTO WRECKING blow to his pride. As the wife of My- heard the stranger say. ; * * * ; of ruffians and their daddy no better RUBBERS ron put it, there was . something ac- * HILLSDALE, N. J. Nettled into courage she had never One of the most interesting and re-: than the rest, flinging them around * Tel. Westwood 1688 At Low Prices known she possessed, Marie turned markable persons in New York man- : from the minute he entered the house. tually heart-hurting about the way in Let me estimate on your •work. I her car quickly into the driveway be- ages an uptown agency. Totally blind, i That scarcely held, because when which the grandfather of Myron Ju- am sure I can save you money. hind the two automobiles. > he runs the office by himself. This i Mrs. Meilurtry accused their daddy nior walked with the child out of I also liave "Oh, Mr. Hyde," she exclaimed, ad- means that he opens the safe, runs ; of boisteronsness that matched his court, liand in hand, quietly, and with CESSPOOL CLEANING Men's and Children's Stockings dressing the real estate man who had two adding machines, operates two children's, her eyes were ridiculously a sweetness of manner that seemed to hold at bay the threat of violent hys- and BUILDING Electric Shoe Repairing been a friend of her father, "I have typewriters, and answers and uses out of key with her speech. UP TO DATE APPARATUS been looking- for an opportunity to three dial telephones. He also keeps teria which had hovered over the child While You Wait Her idolatry of Kester verged al- during the courtroom procedure. speak to you about this very house a card index. There are many blind most on the absurd. She used to cry GEO. BUSCHBAUM SAM DAMICO o and as I saw you out here at the psy- men and women who do similar tilings over him while relating his various No doubt about it, father Is simply HiUsdaJe, N. J. chological moment I decided that I through some adaptation of the Braille a genius w'th children! BROADWAY 0 attributes to friends. "He's a saint: : Tel. Westwood 1374 would stop." i system, the system of little raised dots. the man is, disguised in an overgrown Kester hi iself evidently believes so. HILLSDALE, N. • J. "Some old place," said Mr. Hyde. The remarkable thing about this man Myron .Tuiror lives alone with his P. O. Box, Hillsflale 27? boy's clothine." OSSO' IQS3OES "It is a good house, Long Island farm- is that, except in the case of the in- It was rather on the basis of an grandfather. In a small house they house type and rare nowadays. Need dex and of dots in his watch, he does over-grown boy and his younger play- have taker m the outskirts of town, a lot of work bat could be made a the whole thing by memory. In other mates that K>=.ter reared his children. lie is a P -rious, difficult, sometimes gem." words, in the matters of typewriting A man left at twenry-eiglit witli five vicious Is 'le problem. There are STEPHEN J. LYONS PHONE WESTWOOD 300 "I have always loved it," said Marie, _ machines^ adding"_maefcjnes and dial sjnallt youngsters or. M!S hand* doesn'f some days when Kester cannot even scarcely knowing what she was~sfljout (telephones, he uses the touch system. iifive^'timp to work out a "system." report for 'iis work. Myron Junior is to do. "I have wondered why I, as He remembers anything said to him At least Kester didn't. With the prob- one of th ^~e special eases -that can FUNERAL HOME one who has visualized it as a beau- 11:1 the telephone, Including house and lem of earning their living, keeping thp baffle phj icians, parents, teachers, tiful home, might not be able, work- street numbers, long enough to type hone together, educating them along alike. Non-Sectarian Ing with some one like yon, to make them, and th ^remembers the location the most economical lines possible and Kester i-; sometimes baffled, but se- It such. I am confident I could beau- of the typewritten notes, so that he cure in tlie confidence that he can tify it so that It would bring you a above all,, keeping them happy, Kester always gives the proper memorandum plunged in without a theory. cope with his problem. COMPLETELY EQUIPPED MORTUARY lot "of money and be an artistic addi- to {ho particular outside man he selects Father will never marry now, his tion to even this exquisite section of. for the job. His ear tells him which So, in rearing his family, Kester WITH PIPE ORGAN the country." daughters agree, a little sadly. His telephone rings and which outside man was just himself. Easy, indulgent, genius willi children, won't let him. ... Hyde looked at her. "By Jove, you has entered the office. He wears dark ridiculously sentimental, unexnetly, Kinderkamack Road and Jefferson Are., Westwood talk as if you know what you wanted glasses and so sure are his movements playful, the adoring parent, and yet to do. Have you definite plans for it?" that customers frequently come in withal so much the idealist where his Happiness of Americans Marie nodded. Mr. Hyde intro- and go out again without knowing he children were concerned, that their Impressed on Visitors duced the stranger. is blind. He also can play the piano shortcomings, when they became seri- MILLIONS FOE JOBS—NOT ONE CENT FOR DOLE "Miss Ellen, Mr. Tomlinson. This by the touch system. Once he played ous, could actually unnerve him to the The first characteristic of the Amer- young man thinks he would like to in a place in which "Legs" Diamond extent of making him physically ill. ican people is their happiness. The buy a home in the country for his fa- had an interest. It still owes him For instance, Jlyron, the second boy visitor fcsls himself in the presence ther and mother. He wants a place his last week's salary. and his cruelty to animals: The scene of a race with, a keen zest for life, a sure confidence in the future, and on the north shore here as nearly like * * * between Kester and his son the eve- the one they had during their honey- i ning his father found him in a group much en.ioyment of things as tlieyjire. moon, thirty-odd years ago; as possi- There is one thing which makes a of boys tying cans to the tail of a The American Is more highly.strung ble. They do not know it. They are deep impression on every distinguished wretched street dog was one that Mrs. than the northern European, and in living in the Middle West and their visitor who comes to New York. If SIcMurty, to the day of her. ail-too-, most caces this does not seem to lead one dream is to come back here they have not experienced it before, premature death, was to relate with to pessimism or a morbid condition. Have You A Job? again." I and often when they have, they in- her face smeared with pallor. The impression of happiness is com- rariably speak of it. I am referring mon to all classes. The people In the '•What a beautiful idea," said Marie. : to their rides behind a motorcycle es- For a moment it looked~as if Kester streets, in the sSops, in theTiotels, the "This place looks as if it might '-.cort. Owing to the limited size of were going to heat his son; batter him lift man, the bellhop, the telephone have been similar to the old home- ' across the sides of the head with his Many need work and you can help them, stead, but all I know is from snatches i Manhattan island and the number of operator—all are gay. automobiles which daily travel Its fists. Miraculously that did not hap- No doubt there Js a material basis of stories that have been told to me— j pen, but a talk took place up in the Does your attic or. cellar need cleaning? and this picture." ! streets, the traffic situation is some- for this. A double income for a wage thing to write home about. Yet a good fastness of Myron's room that was earner means more than twice the What about that odd job of painting you He handed to Marie a faded, yel- jmotorcycle escort will take a distin- devastating in its consequences. All lowed print of a house. Her roman- amount of amenities and enjoyment. guished visitor from Harlem to the night Myron sobbed in his bed and The old orthodox tenent of European have planned on doing? Labor will be tic soul believed It was the very Kester did not appear at breakfast. house. j Battery at an average speed of about civilization, that "money does not thirty miles per hour. Some distin- The evening following, Myron fell found to suit your needs. Telephone the The three walked around to the rear bring happiness," is probably only a guished visitors grow pale and shut asleep in Kester's arms, listening to modern adaptation of Aesop's fable garden where there was an old beech i their eyes. Some merely hold on to a jungle story which he had asked Emergency Relief Administration, Made tree. They stood beneath it, studying j of the fox and the grapes. anything they can reach and do ghost his father to repeat. He was a Vast wealth does not bring happi- Work Bureau, Hackensack 3-0627. Help the back of the house. Almost as if [ braking for the driver, or curl up their strange boy and man, Kesfer was. A he had been startled out of his senses, father and a mother, too. . ess; but that small margin of spare the young man pointed to two sets of toes. A few are either fatalists or money nfter necessities have been pro- the unemployed by your co-operation. initials framed in a heart and carved else so phlegmatic that they sit re- His brood grew and thrived. At sev- vided fur constitutes^ in America the •on the barks of the tree. laxed and show no reaction to a street enteen the eldest boy was a high structure of what is definitely a larger "My father's intitials—and my moth- car missed by an inch, ef a flake of school graduate and already a life. In the United States this larger er's," he cried. paint flicked from a truck. draughtsman apprentice. Myron chose life—or rather, larger share of life in "No!" exclaimed the excited voice (©. 1931. Bell Syndicate.)—WNTJ Service. " medicine, and Kester somehow, on his its natural and rightful balance—is en- j •of Marie and the rough tones of the newspaper photographer's salary, be- .loyedbr an incomparably greater num- A Few Suggestions •realtor at the same moment. Prehistoric Men Liked gan to make that possible. Two of his ber than in any other country~in the three girls moved along into quite con- world.—Winston Churchill in Liberty. FOR MEN FOR WOMEN "I will buy the house if you will see siderable beauty and the youngest that it is rehabilitated for me," young Their Women Stout j gave promise of something more than HEAVY CLEANING JOBS WASHING Tomlinson said to Marie. Paris.—Prehistoric man preferred j even that. Valley of Waterfalls "I—I will top," said Marie. "Mr. fat women, according to J. Townsend ! One of the most spectacular motor RUG BEATING IBONING Hyde knows I have ability—and back- Russell of the Smithsonian institution, ! Of course there were set-backs, in- drives hi th« Canadian Rockies is that CLEANING BACK YARDS HOUSE CLEANING cubus of debt, worry of illness and oc- j ground." speaking at the international anthro- | through the Toho valley in Yoho Na- POLISHING FLOOES MENDING After that affairs moved very quick- pological congress here. casionally the need of discipline of one | tional park, British Columbia. This ly in the lives of tie three. He stated that primitive sculpture sort or another. When she was four- | valley is 14 miles long and more than GENERAL REPAIR WORK MINDING CHILDREN. ., , When it was nearly completed and and scratchings on cave walls indicat- teen, T_,eila, the second girl, developed one mile deep, walled in by almost ODD CHAUFFEUR JOBS CARING FOR INVALIDS Marie and young Charles Tomlinson ed that men of the Neolithic and typhoid fever and Kester nursed her perpendicular mountains covered with •stood again underneath the beech Paleolithic periods held as their ideal ns a mother would have'nursed her. primevi'l. forest. Sis waterfallls leap -tree 'he said to her, "Would you care of feminine beauty women who were The year following, the mainstay of down the mountain side within a dis- •Jf il --were to carve your initials and— almost as fat as they were tall. the household, blessed Mrs. McMurtry, tance of 10 Miles, some of them ending ratine ion this tree?" died suddenly of heart stroke and that in a cataract of spray. The most spec- •"W'StiiS itshe tree like to be cut?" she was a blow to Kester and his brood. tacular of all is Takakkaw, which in asked, evasively. Deed for Land Signed by Fortunately, Lily, the eldest,'eighteen three different drops falls to the floor - "The tree knows that it has been the then, took over in total the duties of the valley 1,650 feet from its crest messenger that has carried a world of President Taylor Found ••vliich she had hitherto shared jointly above. Be A Santa Claus! joy around in its secret self for years La Crosse, Wis.—A deed to 40 acres with ilrs. McMurtry, and Leila, Ed- —Marie. Won't you, some day before of land in Grant county, issued 82 mee, and the boys, all lent shoulder very long, come here to help me make years ago and bearing the signature to the wheel of'household. Kester as Words in Bible Ihe word "and" occurs most often my father and mother happy in the of President Zachary Taylor, was always shared the -burden. Absolute- This Space Donated By Publishers old home?" found two years ago in a theater here, ly without, sense of pride or artificial ia the Bible. In the King James ver- And Marie knew that her Cinderella and has never been claimed. The deed barrier, he would think nothing' of sion-It appears 46,227 times. Of words was issued to Isaac HornbecU, a home- coining home of an evening, washing •of importance, Jehovah or I^ord occurs house hud found its prince in the form MILLIONS FOE JOBS—NOT ONE CENT FOR DOLE of Romancer steader. . ii:t towels, helping drape one of his moss often, appearing 6,S55 tim ^ Building'a-Floating City for Atlantic Service The t '• Telephone Call Hillsdale Social News X By CORONA REMINGTON '1 Telephone West-Brood 2264 T b cCIure Newspaper Syndicate.1 (WNU Service.) IRI \ \1 OSBORNE entered her Robert, son of Mrs. E- Wolf, of Pat- Mrs. C. Hillafrrant is the chairman of little apartment, hung her hut on- terson street, is ill at Ms home, i the Summer Hound-Up Committee of the n i m the tiny hallway, ran hei- • the -'local" "P.-T; Association, and not i nd tin ugh her soft bobbed litiii" Mrs. G. Strohsahl, of Central avenue, | Mrs. F.-W-.'Hunter,'as stated in a pre- lias been quite ill, but is now improving. | vious issue of the Herald. Mrs. Hunter id biei ed into the kitchenette us: i was appointed on this committee in fn i ind happy as if she Had' jiis'J \ 1 p in the morning. A Christmas family reunion will take i charge of badges. 1 .place tns week at the home of Mr. and i II mother, I gave the- boss n»- airs. T. E. Mullen, of Coriklin avenue. Mrs," .Walter Picker, of Cedar street, u L tl s afternoon. I'm leaving the i was a recent hostess, entertaining with c h Rev. Charles S. Htmt. of Paterson, bridge, preceded by a luncheon, on | t 'jorne stopped in the midst was recently visiting in town with Tuesday. Her guests included Mrs. C- c r ] i? n pp.!) of potatoes oft' fha many former friends. : Streick, Mrs. H. Vorratih, Mrs. D. O. i n ne gas stove nnd stared at her 'Rowland. Mrs. Sehulz and Mrs. J. I e Frank Garcin mov6ci from Hillsdale : Clausseh. 1 Isst. week, and has taken up a residence U we do now? What han- in Englewood. ! Mrs. L. P. Ds Bonls, of -Mon-tvale; i ho asked, dismayed, ; Mrs. R.-.Long, of HiUsdaie; Mrs J. Mil- i i •} happened find well do A large family reunion will be held ler and Mrs. W. Hartman. . of Paris '1. .Don't you worry about on Christmas Day at the home of Mr. " most got another job i>ro;n- and Mrs. C. Beck, of Wilst avenue. I Ridge, were luncheon and bridge guests th it i on' Saturday at the home of Mrs. K. O. 1 i~> a month more. An.vwsiy. Charles Geel, Jr., will spend the ihol- | Adelsten, of Washington avenue, Hills- i lin we could get along if I Iday weekend in Ithaca, N. Y., as guest dale. d I 11 \ i k at ;i!l." of Mr. and Mrs. F. Bush. i it \ ,at made you quit, Miriam r ] ,'At the Christmas Eve -midnight ser- [ d i ' r you'd kept a job you were Miss E. Geel, of Hillsdale avenue, I vice at the church of St. John the Bap- pi in oi at $15 less than to risk spent Sunday in Montclair as guest of ; t'st, Rev. C. A. Corcoran will celebrate i ot 1 i in_ a job at all. I believe yoir Mrs. IS. Barberie. j a high mass with appropriate Christ- I mas music by the choir. This service UILDERS of transatlantic liners seem to be engaged in sot iired. Was that it,..honey? Seems Florence Shuttleworth. was confined ] will be repeated at the 10 A. M. mass, B a real race as to size. Tiie vessels they are putting like you could tell your mother. You to her home on ^Cedar street with ill- i The Junior Choir will sing at the 8 A. afloat are getting bigger and bigger. Here is seen a Iriue know I wouldn't blame you." ness, but is now improving. IM. mass. 73,000 ton Cunard liner under construction at Clydebank "No. I fired myself, thank you. Anil Recent guests of Mr. and Mrs. A. Scotland. An idea of this ship's immensity may be gained the boss has promised me- a wonderful Millikin, of Large avenue, were Mr. and I The wedding of Miss Dorothy Ro- by comparison with the steamship Mirinedosa, tied up at letter of recommendation when I Mrs. H. Bender, of Bridgeport, Conn. l berg* and Bertram R. Hirminger, son. the left, Other European steamship companies are not la^ leave, so now you know I haven't clone j of Mr. and Mrs. H. Hinninger, of Third ging behind in the competition. anything to make 'em mad. . . . The food sale at the Herad office on avenue, Westwood, will take place on When can we .eat?" she asked, sud- Saturday, given- by the young men's Saturday, January 2, at the home of denly changing the subject. "I'm hun- •hockey team, was well patronized and I the bride's parents. Mr. and Mrs. D. ST. SENTENCE SERMONS gry as a bear." proved most successful. j Roberge, of Cleveland avenue, River i Vale. Occasionally, when Miriam was Mrs. A. Cochrane, of Harrington A man of few words—a mute. busy with her plate, Mrs. Osbome street, has been enjoying1 a visit recent- Nineteen members of the I*adies' would risk an exploring glance in her ly from her motJier, Mrs. B. Campbell, Guild of Holy Trinity church attended BY HUG H HUIION Tears are the war cry of a woman. THREE GOOD THINGS direction, but the girl's face failed to of Yonfeers. the monthly session at the home of the divulge her secret. She looked hap- Secretary, Mrs. B. Mullen, of Conklin "Service'' Is serving a man who Andrew Kinbacher arrived home on THE NEEDLEBEAK O ERE are recipes for three espe py and decidedly interested in her avenue. Mrs. Earl Cooper was ap- asks fcr it. •*- -* eially tasty things to eat: supper—that was all. Tuesday to spend the Christmas holi- pointed in charge of a benefit card GWAMPUS days. He plans to return to Rensselaer party to be given at the Parish Hall on Raisin and Date Salad. The middle of July she left her po- College the first week in. January. Friday evening, January 15. Why has India never produced an Cover one package of orange gelatin sition and went to the firm of Elling- The illustration liere sliows one of opera singer? •with one and one-third cupfuls of boil- ton and Ellington and three weeks Recent guests ai> the home of Mr. -Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Getz, of Cedar the.most interesting and at the same ing water, cool, add one cupful each end Mrs. H. Steih, of Conklin avenue, after that Tom Ramond, the head street, are expecting Mr. Getz's mother, time rare birds of North America. In- They who forgive most shall be most of seeded raisins and dates cut into bookkeeper, was bringing her home in •were Mr. and Mrs. G..HeekeI and fam- Mrs. E- Getz, of Washington, for the dividuals have been reported in north- forgiven.—Bailey. small pieces, and one can of pineapple. ily, of Ridgefield ParS. his little car every afternoon. Twice Christinas weekend; also her sister, ern New Tork and Ontario, where they Pour into the molds and chill in the re- Miss Mabel Breen, of Hohokus. Young he stayed for supper in the baby Miss Elizabeth Foster, of Washington are usually seen perched on mahogany A man can't give a "jolly evening frigerator. When molded turn out on kitchenette. Township, who is a student at Wheatcn Dick Getz is recovering nicely from his trees drilling round and round with lunch" without cheese. lettuce and serve with mayonnaise recent operation, performed at Hacken- "I understand everything now," College, arrived home on Thursday to their heads for boll weevils. A day's dressing. enjoy the holiday season. sacfe. Hospital. • drilling of this sort will wind up their Mrs. Osborne laughed one day. There is a society in the deepest "Understand everything about what, Mrs. J. Fluhr, of Central avenue, en- necks considerably, so at sundown Mr, and Mrs- H. Sweinhcrn. of Du- solitude.-—Isaac Disraeli. Sweet Potato Muffins. mother?" the girl asked puzzled. ""w"zoub""k tertained with a dinner party this week they jump in the air to unwind, which . • mont, and Mr. and Mri 1 Add one tablespoonful of shorten- "Why you changed positions." ', TVrr= "w'! in honor of her husband's birthday. At- Misery lores company because it | •were recent, guests of M ing, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, one "Why?" j tending were Mr. Muhr's .mother, Mrs. wants somebody to listen. ] teaspoonful of salt to one cupful of Mann, of East Hillsdale. | C. Fluhr, and Mrs. G. Lutson, of Brook- mashed sweet potato. Add one and "Because of Tom." Mr. and Mrs J. Hartlieb and da-ugh.-jlyn; also his sister, Mrs. H. Klemming, Don't wait until the good things of j one-fourth'c^fuls of scalded milk and "Wrong, first guess. I never saw ter Doris have moved from Contain j Helen, Carolyn and George Klemming, life get by before looking after them, j when lukewarm add a dissolved yeast Tom until I'd been there two or three avenue and are now living on Werenrus | of HTllsdale. cake which has been softened in a bit days. But he certainly does work occupying tUej ^^ ^ Duncani of p^^ Rldge> was We'd rather follow an egotistical j of cold water. Mix with enough flour fast, doesn't he? I think he's won- I hostess on Wednesday to the ladies of man who wins than a modest one who i to handle lightly and knead. Set to derful." Miss Rita Higgins, daughter of Mrs. [Temple Luncheon Club, including- Mrs. rise until double its bulk, then make "Well, why did you quit then, Mir- A. J. Higgins, of Conklin avenue, who > W. Waterman and Mrs. M. Burbank, of iam?" persisted Mrs. Osborne,. deter- Into- small balls and place in a w-eli J attends Oak Knoll School, at Summit, Westwood; MTS. W. ^Paitman, of Hills- 1 mined to get to the bottom bf the dale: Mrs. G-. Wolf, of River Vale; Mrs. : R takes destructive criticism , to ile- i greased pan to rise. Brash well with arrived home on Monday for the "holi- strdy evils. Constructive criticism j softened butter or any sweet fat to thing at last and give her mind a day season. M. Maples, of Closter; Mrs. C- King rest. and Mrs. E. McCurdy, of Oradell; Mrs. won't do it. • | prevent drying of the top; this will al- David Potter, a student at Roosevelt low the muffins to rise more quickly. "I quit because I decided it wasn't W, Ramsden, of River "Vale. any fun to be in love all by myself. Military School, at- Monsey, came home And isn't it delightful at middle agen Bake when doubled in size in a mod- When you feel yourself beginning to on Monday, to spend the .holiday sea A Christmas party was Held on Fri- [hey do by holding the bead station- to be as contemptuous of algebra a? j erate oven. slip and the man doesn't show any son with his family, on Washington day at the home of Mrs.. A. Goedecker, ary and rapidly revolving the body. you please? | of Magnolia avenue- given toy members The loud whirring noise of the spin- signs of slipping too, it's best to get Chicken Salad. of the Junior Sports Club. Each girl ning gwampus is often mistaken for a away. I believe there's many a girf Hardest tax on the mind is to think i Add enough of the jellied chicken Mr. and Mrs. A. P. Gall, of Jersey brought a contribution to fill a Christ- swarm of bees. has missed the right one because she City, were guests on Sunday of Mr. and of something smart to say on a pie- j broth to moisten the finely cut chicken mas basket, to be given to a needy fam- A good-sized needle fastened to a fil- was so busy pining after some one Mrs. W. B. Terry, of Magnolia avenue, ily this week. Present were Ijsabelle ture postcard. j breast, add a dash of highly seasoned she couldn't have. I was getting- •who celebrated the birthday of Mrs. bert head forms the chief working im- Kinbacher, Charlotte Broekmeyer, Ber- french dressing. Cut up tender al- cuckoo about the boss' secretary and Terry. . nice and Harriet Baldwin, Dorothy and plement of this bird. A-larger- filbert monds, using an equal amount of cel- Isn't it provoking that a neighbor- j he couldn't see anything less than a Jeannette Goedecker. nets for the body. The feet are split ery and chicken. Turn into small Mrs. J-. H. Huser, Mrs. E. Wolf, Mrs. hood "runs down" and you have to ; bank president's daughter, so I said ta- almonds, the legs toothpicks, and move out of it? j molds to become firm. Serve on let- C Ward and Mrs. C^HUlabrant attend- A large attendance filled the Metho- cloves are used for the tail and neck. myself. "This is where you'd better ed the Christmas party in Haekensack, tuce. Garnish with capers and hard- dist church on Sunday evening to liear uc) Metropolitan l^etvspaper Service.^ boiled egg. take Miriam's man-loving little heart given by the Bergen County Woman's t.be cantata- "The Music of Bethle- {WNU Service.) A real home is a place where you : out o' danger." Republican Club. - can permanently keep all the junk you f©. 1931. Western Newspaper Union.) bem," by Holton, rendered by the choir, Miriam looked her loveliest when- under the direction of Miss Marguer- Earthquakes' Oddities have accumulated. Ladies of the Westdale Bridge Club ite Woodruff, .which was exceptionally During the great Tokyo enrthquake Tom called, but his manner disap- enjoyed a. Chrstmas party on Tuesday, pointed her from the start. He seemed well done and warmly received. As- of 1025 nearby coal mines were not One can be deeply interested in art, which preceded the afternoon's, cards, moody and preoccupied and she sisting the regular choir were Gustav affected, and a recent Texas earth- literature and science If his income iield at the home of Mrs. W. Hoey, of sighed a little as she remembered Schwietzer, toass singgr, of Maywood; quake which was felt within a radius will take care of itself. Kintierkamack Road, Westwood. that while she was dressing she had Alfred Nickel, violinist, of Westwood; of several hundred miles \mC no ef- Recently visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Howard Durie at the piano, and Miss If you can get a man to ponder, imagined his exclamation of surprise Helen Blauvelt, organist. fect on the Cn;lsbnd caverns, within H. E. Davids, of Large avenue, were he will confess that the most pleas- when he saw her in her dainty frock. the earthquake zone. The exclamation had not been forth- Mrs- Davids' parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. A holiday atmosphere prevailed at ing a.roma.to him Is that of coffee and R. Cootes; also a sister, Miss Harriett coming. She had hoped that he would the home of Mrs. Ii Lewis, of Large Quite Simple frying onions. Coctes, of Brooklyn. avenue, .when the ladies of the Friday suggest a ride, but he did not and "I say. Brown, suppose a man mar- SOME USEFUL HINTS they sat dully in the stuffy little par- Mi. and Mrs. J. W. Kihmonth and Evening Card Clujb gathered for a We wish Mother Nature were more. Christmas party last week. Gilt pack- ries -his. first wife's step-sister's aunt, lor, one more uncomfortable than the son Alton, of Central avenue, spent the what relation-is he to her?'' nearly personified so that she could TF YOU want to use soup stock with- weekend in Philadelphia, at the home ages were exchanged and an evening's hear and appreciate the pretty things other. bridge was followed -by a late supper. "First wife—step-sister's aunt—er—* -*• out waiting for the grease to hard- When he had finally taken leave, of their daughter and husband, Mr. and we say of her. en take a rather long piece of Ice. Dip Mrs- C. Long. Those attending were Mrs. C. Hatha- let me see. Oh. I give it up." she dropped limply into a chair by the way, of Woodcliff Lake; Miss J. Beam, "He's her husband, YOU chump!'"— it in the stock and then scrape off the reading lamp. If only she hadn't talked Mrs. G. L. Swartwout, Misses Blanche Hero Well Identified ; Mr. and Mrs. R. Arnold, of Long Is- Boston Transcript. grease that adheres to the sides. Re- so much to her mother, or if only she land; Mr. and Mrs- A. Bock, of Akron, Smith, Xeola Pearson, Hollis Fisher, When the body of Jolm Paul Jones ' peat this several times and most of Grace Heath, Charlotte Kline and Mrs. didn't have to sleep in the same room O.; Mr. and Mrs. C. Biggs, Miss Jean "Those Headlines was exhumed eminent scientists of the j the grease will have been removed. If Biggs, and Mrs. A. Kvrmke, of Hew York W.-M. Hoffman, all of town. with her. She would be sure to wake City Editor—Well, what was all the United States and of France conduct- j you have no ice, soak a piece of clean •were Sunday guests at the Arnold home : cheesecloth In cold water and strain up and ask her whether Tom had pro- Mrs. "V, Arnold, of Stockton street, excitement? ed an investigation to identify the on Large avenue. the stock through it. Dip the cloth in posed. was pretty well shaken up last Friday Reporter—Nothing but a cat fell in body. In the comparison of the life- j She sat there until nearly twelve Mrs. C. Kronmeyer, of Large avenme, evening after her collision with a car. the bay and was drowned. size Houdon bust of John Paul Jones : very hot water to take off the grease, wet again with cold water and strain when she was startled by the sudden attended the Past Matron's Night, held owned by Ira Durie, which, -was parked City Editor—Great! Smoke it up and the photograph of the body taken ;' jangling of the telephone. Irritably on- Tuesday at the Esther Chapter. O. at Broadway and Piermont avenue- for an extra. Nine lives lost! after the examination it is seen how j a second time and practically all the E. S., in Jersey City. Mrs. Kronmeyer Mrs. Arnold was evidently dazzled fcjr grease will be removed. she took down the receiver. the contour of the brow, the arch of j "This is Tom. I was afraid you'd be is one of the Past Matrons of Welcome the brigM lights of an approaching- car, the eyebrow, the width between the j If the soup stock is too salt slice a Chapter, in Park Ridge. or members of her family claim she The Newlyv?ed Heir in bed, dear, but I was so miserable Mother—When the baby starts cry- eyes, the high cheek bones, the mus- • raw potato into it and it will absorb fainted at the: wheel, when the clash I couldn't sleep." At the time of this "writing, E. Roede, cccurr-ed. She received first aid for in- ing like that it's a sure sign he is cles of the face, the distance between • much of the salt. "What's the matter?" she asked in who has been critically 01 with pneu- juries about tiie face and a braised leg, teething. the hair and the root of the nose, be- ! If custard curdles slightly through alarm. monia since Friday, is reported about at the Demarest home on Broadway, Daughter—Oh, dear, can you recom- tween the sub-nasal point and the lips, ) too long cooking, mix a little corn "I went over there tonight deter- the same. His many friends in town and was conveyed to ner home. mend a good dentist? and between the lips and the point of j starch in cold water—about a half tea- mined to ask you to—ask you to mar. extend every good wish for a safe re- the chin, all agree. The peculiar f spoonful to a pint of liquid—and stir covery. E. Davids, of I.-arge avenue, ry me, and then when I saw you; you A Better Game shape of the lobe of the ear in the j into the custard and cook over a low looked so pretty and far away, some- recently toot a meinbership as Sufefc flame just long enough to coolt the .Mr. and Mrs. W. Richardson and son with. a _ large symphony orchestra in Teacher—Let us imagine I gave you j bust is the exact counterpart of that [ how, I was afraid you wouldn't even Wilburt, who Save been spending sev- Ramsey, -which numbers 75 players, un- seven pennies— observed in the body. ! custard. consider a bookkeeper. A girl like- eral weefes in town with relatives, Mr. 1 der the leadership of Prof. Levane> for- Tommy—II they- arc jost Imagine If you want to peel tomatoes to use you could marry almost anyone." and Mrs. E. Fedden and George F-ed- merly Director of the Metropolitan at once and have no time to rechiil den, -of Hillsdale avenue, returned last pennies why not make them dollars'? of Many Cidldren j "Afraid of me!" she laughed happy- Opera House orchestra in New York. them after dipping in hot water, rub ODee more. "Now you know you're- week to their Some in Fittston, Pa, Concerts are given each month in the Farming is the occupation of 65 per j over the skin with the back of the Both kidding, Tom. But you come over tc.- large auditorium at t3ie Kamsey High cent of the people of Poland, so chil- paring knife. This loosens the skin A service will- be held at the -Metho- "And bas she made him a good morrow night and. ..." ; School, artists from .the famous Gtold- dren are welcomed. In J931 the popu- almost as well as scalding. dist church at 6 A. M. on Christmas wife?" '.'...' "Can't I come now?" he broke In.~ 1 mao Band, in New York, appearing as lation of that country was increased If you want to have a gelatin des- moraine . The choir will sing an an- soloists. _ • "Perhaps so. But I know she is n?em, and Jack Strang, of Westwood, by more than 500,000, the increase sert set more quickly than is possible eagerly. making Mm a good Isusbani" in Great Britain in the same period "No, silly, it's nearly twelve. Tout will assist as cornetist- The White Gift Word has just reached T. A. Weston in the refrigerator, set the dish con- Service will be observed. being 250,000. taining the gelatin mixture in a large go to bed. Good-night—dear." that his Viola Jersey Gem has again No "Therouglibred" Cattle She hung up the receiver and with* received an award of merit from, the pan and surround the dish with A midnight service, at 11:30 P. M., Purebred animals are horses, cattle, Shake! chopped ice and salt. Ice cream salt a triumphant little hop and skip huiy- will be held on Christmas Eve, at the Royal Horticultural Society of England after an open trial -with, hundreds of sheep, or other domesticated animals Mrs. Richley—This month is simply la cheaper for this purpose, but in an ried into the bedroom to tell, hjss- inotllj- Euiscopal church. The Senior Choir ctfesr varieties. This famous plant whose ancestry "are known, wbose par- glorious. How I wish the end of--It emergency any sort of salt -will an- er the news. ..,;_ will sing. Services on Christmas morn- which Mr, Weston introduced in 1924, eats and grandparents have been reg- would never come! swer the purpose. ing will be held at 10 A. M., combined was granted an award of merit when istered in the proper way in the breed Mind and Body choirs. •: . • - Mrs. Owethemall—Shake, dearie. We «S, 1831. McCIure Newspaper Syndicate.) a plant of it was shown by a London records. The word thoroughbred is have a lot of bills coming due an ' (WNU Service.) The first rule of mental 'hygiene is Several eou-ofes from. Hillsdale at- i firm in 1927.; In 1927, after two years ttie came of a distinct breed of light the first, too. * the conservation of our gthvsical tended the charity dance on Saturday j trial, at the H,. Hr S_ .gardens at-Wistey; horses which have beefi bred for many health, says Edgar A. Doll in a Hygefa •• Priceless Gifts Magazine article. Some physical' con- evening given By the Elks at the club | it was honored with the award of gar- centuries for their speed and stamina, Syriipatlietic rooms on Kindertamaek Road, West- j den merit. This year a. special trial of The best thing to give to your enemy ditions that precede mental break- 'baring come originally from the union _ Bride-to-Be—-Well, what cii(J your wood G. Storms, M. Hoffman and p.|v;olas was held and Jersey Gem again of the Arabian,- ana" Turkish horses is forgiveness; tv yovr opponent, real downs are faulty nutrition, infections Mead, of town, served on the commit- ] rrcved itself the champion among the friend say when you showed him my folerance; to a friend, yonr heart; to of the teeth and tonsils, nervous dis- with the English type.of horse. There photograph? tee of arrangements. The -.'proceeds Comuta types, the only varieties, to cannot therefore be any sneli thing as your child, a good' example; to your orders and defects in the glands of ia- Fiance—Nothing; he just pressed E3H£ssed will nurchase baskets for needy 1 equal it being White Oem and Laven- thoroughbred cattle^ parents, deferenee^to yourself, re- ternal secretion. Saxames in the community. " HH.tSD.4tE K£RAXJ> PAGE SIGHT calter, Weitzanfcorn occupied a front' ICT." seat and went behind the scenes • F. V. Y. M. C. DEFEATS as the biagest real-life dramas un- j HIGH SCHOOL TEAM! folded. ~ | The newspaper career ot the man j In a rough game played at the Park who became nationally known "when he j idis gvm last Friday evening, the P. xrcts the stage success, "Five Star | V. Y. M. C. -defeated the Park Kidge Final."' included important jobs on the High School five. 27-17, after a hard Tribune, Times, Call, Word and Graph- Free Show to be Given struggle. Write? of Screen Story asper- Jack Guy. F. V. "2". M. C. forward, FOUND—Irish terrier, with harness. FOR BENT—4-Soom apartment in. ic. He was Sunday editor of the World Bank Building; reasonable. Inquire 5 ieaced Newspaper Man of for seven years. His last newspaper Children at Pearl River was tbe big gun against the High CRmer call S. P. C. A., Westwood 993. School. Es dropped 6 goafs for a total (52 and 10-cent- Store, Hillsdale. (43-tf New York City. position, in 1929, as editor of the Playhouse. of 12 points. Graphic, is said to have proxdded the i FOR RENT—House, 4 rooms and bath, material for "Five Star Final," which Coach Eddie Black started his second team for the first few minutes, and Real Estate f o? Sals or'Rent [OK Park Ave.: all improvements. In- enjoyed a long run in New York and : -—Iciuire C. A. Quackenbush. Main St.. : York City from the This Thursday, December 24, at 1 than rushed his regulars into the game. -^a=ii 3~hamits of the rich, to the~hide-! later opened in London o'clock, a free show 'will be given for the Both teams are home teams, and the FOB SALE or RENT—6-Rcoal t.ouse. Park Ridge. Tel. 1299. (46-tf -ui-'of erminals of less fortunate! In the early aays of the World War, children of the community, through bath, all improvements; near .Collig- • game was played hard throughout. •ion's Garage, Montvale. .Tel. 102-M| FOB KENT—Beautiful 5-room bunga- --rwiv endowment, as dramatized in! while he was working on ,he Times,; the generosity of Messrs. Rosay and Collins and Stein were the only regu- t*e Paramount picture, "24 Hpurs," Weitzenkorn coined the phrase, "Bleed- Mack, at Granada Theatre, Pearl River. Park Ridge. (44-tf .'low and garage; all improvements: S33 ing Belgium," which became one of the lars to do any scoring, getting 11 points 'psr month; bimgalow, 3 rooms and. cp;mng scan at the Fascack Theatre, Episode No. 1 of "The Galloping Ghost" between them. 5s familiar territory to Louis Weitzen- most used propaganda- slogans. When starring Red Grange, wai be shown; bath: all improvements; $20 per month. ths United States entered the conflict also a feature picture.- The line-up: Real Estate for Sale Tel. Park Kidge 47, f5Q-tf he joined the Tank Corps. iicm the Louis Bromfield novel. ...!I - Weiizsnkorn left daily newspaper Free ice cream, candy, etc., will be HIGH SCHOOL (17) FOE SALE—Fine corner lot near sta- Weitzenkorn knows his New~oriv i work on different occasions, once, early distributed to the children through, the G P tion; suitable for business or residence. For Sale- kindness of the business men and oth- Guy, 1 0 0 J. C. Storms, Park E-idge. (if ers of Pearl River. Every child is in- CoUins, f .". 3 0 FOR SALE—Fireplace logs and fire- become editor of a national periodical, vited to attend the theatre and have a Dierman, 1 0 0 wood, all sizes. Call Jacobsen Bros., reporter, crime news expert, advertis- but he always returned to" the ever- real sood time. Everything is to foeStein,-f 2 1 For Rent Park Ridge 397 or Box 444. (46-tf ing man, columnist, short- story writer, free. Musson, c 0 1 aianging drama of metropolitan jour- FOR SALE—Winter apples, $2 barrel, playwright, magasine and daily paper nalism- A talkie that doesn't talk any more 3B.11SBO, C 1 1 FOR RENT—Bungalow, 4 rooms- and than it should is Radio Pictures' latest Kinicie, g 1 0 bath, all improvements; Hillsdale, rent handcicked, sprayed, all varieties, de- Comedy success, "Caught Plastered," at Caws, g 0 0 ! $25. Call Westwood 816. 44-tf licious fruit; bring hags. Dr. R, T. Mil- Long Civil War the Granada Theatre, starring Bert Chadwick, g.. 0 0 ler, Pomona, Rocklaaad -County, N. Y.,. We call for and deliver your The English civil war known as the Wheeler and Robert Woolsey, supported McCafce, g 0 0 FOR, RENT—House, 5 rooms and bath, Route 306. directly opposite Pomona- clothes "Wars of the Roses" lasted. 30 years. by the popular partner of all their tri- all improvements. Inquire B. Weiner, Heights Estates. (46-3 BROADWAY TAILORING CO. umphs, diminutive Dorothy Lee. Totals Park Ridge. Tel. 138. (36-tf EVANGELINE DIXEY Sounds like an innovation where least- H. TICHMAN expected, and that it most emphatical- P. V. Y. M. C. (iST) FOR- RENT—Bedroom and kitchen, Miscellaneous VOICE CULTURIST ly is. GP P furnished or unfurnished, for light Fine Custom Tailors Credit goes to Douglas MacLean, who Paul, f 2 0 4 housekeeping. Kenney, Harrington St., TYPEWRITERS repaired, all makes;:, Suits Made to Order at Studio wrote the original story, conceived the Guv, f : 3 0 12 misdate. Tel. Westwood 2264. (52-1 reasonable. J. H. Brown, ci© of Diaz Reasonable Prices Pas'ini, f 3 0 6 Stationery Store, Montvale. Tel. Parfc j 108 Fairview Avenue action and supervised the production. 464. '- . (46-tf. Careful Cleaning—Pressing "Lasca of the Rio Grande," playing Healey, f and g.... 0 0 0 FOR RENT—10-Ronm old fashion Ridge Neat Repairing | WESTWOOD, N. J. Van Wagner, c 1 "1 3 house; also 5 large rooms, lower part at the Granada Theatre, is being called of house, on Grand Avenue, Montvale, j SEVERAL ACRES of laiid &r - e I Interviews Wednesday and Friday "one of the most beautiful pictures of Collins, g and c ...1 0 2 ! tion may be had free 18y Iriquiring HILLSDALE, N. J. the season," in addition to being one Tognoli. g ".. 0 0 0 near station; all improvements; low rents. Edward A. Zihell. Tel. Park i the "Local" office, Park Rxdge; also Tel. Westwood 49 of the "most active talkies seen here In t small plot for garden, in village, (lS-ti months. It moves. And when it is still Totals 13 1 27 Ridse 504. (51-52 Last Minute Gifts it is beautiful to look at. AT LOWER THAN CITY PRICES Score by periods: FOR RENT—Apartment. 4 rooms, bath, j "Devotion," the current attraction at heat furnished, $45 per month; tounga-j Men's Far Lined Gloves—Regular the Granada Theatre on Sunday and School low, 5 rooms, bath, $45 per month; oj KITTY McKAY | S K O U R A S S4.50 Value $3.50 Monday, starring Ann Harding, repro- . V. "X". M. C 1U rooms, bath, garage, $45 .per month; i duces the famed and lovely Temple dis- Refer-ee—^Moore. house, 7 rooms, bath, $45 per month.; By Nina Wilcox Putnam % LacUes' Felt Lined Leather Gloves trict of London. —Regalar S2.S0 Value ... S1.35 Tie Park Ridge sextet defeated a Mrs. A. J. Higgins, Hillsdale. Tel. West- j Against this exquisite background, in (41-tf You will find an abundance of late contrast to its air of history and tradi- group of Alumnae girls after a close wood 92. tAtaiftii battle by the score of 16-15. Although PHONE WESTWOOBI6 gift suggestions at GERSTEN'S, at tion, there is played an. unusualy pleas- very low prices. ing story of modern romance, light the Alumnae girls have not played to- WESTWOOD, NEW JERSEY ccmedy and drama. . gether for a few years, they put up a SPECIALS IN THE SHOE STORE great fight and the outcome of the NOW FLAYING game was always in doubt. Misses M. •S-10r2Sc& Up Store Lockwood and E. Brockmeyer were the CLSVE ES.-OOK, KAY FRANCIS high scorers for the High School by UNUSUAL DISHES BROADWAY HILLSDALE WEEKLY PHOTOPLAY gathering 16 points between them. 1 Misses Dierman and Patton proved j LL cooks enjoy using the common GUIDE that they still have retained their eye, or flours m In such a ^imer that an Prepared by fof r thth e baskebktt by sinkink g threth e fieldfild ; lin,1OT,_-i also MARY BRIAN in goals and one foul apiece. Miss Allen ! uul^-1Idl combination is the re- Westwood. Better Film Committee showed up weE in her floor work. suit. 'The Runaround" NOT CONNECTED WITH THE The line-up: Pepper Relish. FRIDAY ONLY—.CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CHRISTMAS ° LOCAL THEATRES ALUMNAE (15) p Take two cupfuls of finely chopped PRICES G F peppers (green and red may be usec!) On the Stage Karscb. f 0 1 1 and pack the cup solidly full in meas- 5 Acts of Vaudeville In Diamonds, Watches, "Reaching for the Moon," United Ar- Dierman, f 3 •1 7 uring. Use a food chopper and put tists. Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., in a Patton, f 3 1 Jewelry and Novelties wholesome comedy written by Edmund 0 l tbe peppers through the finest knife On the Screen Allen, c 0 twice. Measure into the kettle, using JOHN GILBERT in Goulding with, catchy tunes by Irving Mehling, sc 0 0 oi Diamond Cut Crystal Beads, SI up O Berlin. Fairbanks departs from the 0 o just enough of the juice to flood the Crystal Pendants $1.75 up Q Lockwood, g • 0 costume play to enact the role in a Noonan, 0 0 0 cup level. Add six and one-half cup- The Phantom Waltham Elgin Watches, S13-50 up modern story of a Wall Street stock r fuls of sugar, one and one-half cup- " broker. He is assisted by Bebe Daniels i he girl-friend says the most gener- And Other Specials Totals 15 fuls of vinegar, mix well and bring to ous Scotsman she knows-runs.a gift- and Edward Everett Horton. Mature a boil, set aside uncovered for 20 min-- Also Complete Line of audience. HIGH SCHOOL (16) shop. utes. Bring again to a boil and stir {©, Bell Syndicate.)—TTSO Service. ADDED FEATURE Electric and Session Clocks "Nice Women," Universal. An amus- ••-••-.. .••;.• - G constantly, .boiling bard for two isiin- Watch and Jewelry Repairing at _ ing little drama with very good acting. Brockmeyer, ...... 2 Q BING CROSBY 3 { utes.t Remove from the fire anil stir X«iw Prices with 1 Year Guarantee 5 Adults, j' :,...--..•:' '' .-;-••: ; : .^:: Hughes, f ...... 1: "Anybody's War," Paramount. Moran Lockwood, f ....^...... 2 in one bottle of peetiB, stir .and skim f ••"• THINGS f: SATURDAY ONLY HERMAN GERSTEL S and _Mack, "The Two Black Crows," in Patton, f ...... 1 for just eight minutes to cool slightly On the Stage a comedy war picture. Amos, the'dog Armontias, c 0 and prevent floating. Pour quickly, BROADWAY, HILLSDALE, N. 3. catcher, and Irs friend Willy, join the Springer, sc 0 cover the hot relish with a good cover I REMEMBERED t 5 Acts of Vaudeville ! army and their experiences are many Martin, g 0 of paraffin. This makes about nine and amusing. Family audience or jun- Ruthcarfch, g 0 glasses. | By DOUGLAS MALLOCH %"\ On the Screen ior matinee. Tognoli, g 0 KICHARD ARLEN in "Sporting Chance," Peerless Produc- Roiled Orange Wafers. tion. William Collier, Jr., in a good Totals 4 16 TF YOU have left some joy behind, "Caught' racetrack story. The race at the end Cream one-half cupful of butter, add •v Have you not left some sorrow?' :s splendid. Screen story Is by King iScore by periods: gradually one cupful of sugar and the Or do you only keep in mind High School ...... 4 4—16 grated rind of an orange, beat until SUNDAY and MONDAY PEAHL RIVER Baggott. Family audience. 5—15 Your troubles for tomorrow? Tel. Pearl Eiver 962 [I Alumnae 2 light. Dissolve one teaspoonful of .GEORGE BANCROFT in "The Phantom of Paris," M. G. M. Referee—Miss Weiner. I If joy can leave us, Matinees—Wed., Sat., 3:15—Sun. 2 P. M. IS A stirring mystery murder drama. John soda in one tablespoonful. of cold wa- Cannot piiiu'i Every Night—7 and 9 P. M. ll Gilbert does splendid work in proving SEEN and HEARD j ter, add to one-half cupful of orange Or must it grieve us, en's *-"-" his innocence of the crime. The sup- juice alternately with two cupfuls of ONE DAY ONLY—SATURDAY 2 port and direction are both excellent. By BENNY MAKGOLIS j flour. Beat well and spread on but- Grieve again? DOUBLE FEATURES Q Did yet} ever know— - j Do bright flow'rs perish with the past, TUESDAY ONLY Mature audience. tered baking sheet in the thinnest pos- Bert Wheeler and Dorothy Lee in "Rich Man's Folly," Paramount-Pub- That Park Ridge High School will j The dark the only flow'rs that last?. have the most modern 'basketball clock | sible layer. Bake in a moderate oven. TWO FEATURES lix. Suggested by Charles Dickens' When baked cut into squares and roll "TOO MANY COOKS" "Dombey and Son." A story of a man installed in the gym, and that it will I've found the world the other way* Daring dramatic romance of old California be the only one in Bergen County? eacli square while hot over the handle Forbidden Adventure of the Kio Grand whose ambition to make money, guid- And thank the good Lord for it. LASCA e ing his whole life—nearly ruins Ihis That Coach Eddie Black has moved of a wooden spoon. Sprinkle with with MITZI GREEN, Bob Stein from guard to forward posi- powdered sugar and arrange on it The sunset of departing day Leo Carillo, Johnnie Mack Brown family. Particularly well directed and Threw brighter beauty o"er it. Jackie Searle and Louise Fazenda Episode 1—GALLOPING GHOST well acted by George Bancroft, Da-vid tion? doily-covered plate. That Charlie Peeoraro hurt his knee The rock I cculd not also IRENE DUNN in Durand, Frances Doe and Robert Ames. SUNDAY and MONDAY Q Adults and adolescents. when he fell on the floor at the High See at ali, School game last Friday? Banana Butter. The things I would net Ann Harding in "Devotion" ° "Forbidden Adventure," Paramount. This makes a delicious cake fining. "Consolation With Leslie Howard—Robert Williams That Officer Julius Beissbarth weighs Care recall, Story "Let's Play King," by Sinclair Use ripe, mellow fruit and take three LAUREL and HARDY COMEDY Lewis. An amusing story of two little about 240 lbs? I missed the narrow road I came—- movie stars. Their mutual troubles That a group of local boys may form rupfuls of the crushed pulp, add six But all the windows were aflame. TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY lead to a wild adventure. The acting a hockey team? I and one-half cupfuls of sugar, the juice (S. 1931. Douglas MaUoch.)—-WNtr Servle*.. 2—BIG FEATURES—2 That a certain man asked me if I of a lemon and one-fourth teaspoon- WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY of the entire cast, including Mitzi Revival of Green, Jackie Seaxle, Edna May Oliver, would celebrate the Yuletide spirit byi ful of butter. Mix and bring quickly Janet Gaynor and Charles Farrell Louise Fazenda and Bruce Lane is ex- giving him a drink, and that I told to a boil, boil one minute, stirring con- Giant for Defense "Over the Hill" cellent. Family audience. him there was alcohol in my car? stantly over the entire bottom, adding The Man Who Came Back g That Harry and Cliff Hutchison have with femes Durm, Sally Eilers "Headin' for Trouble" "Consolation Marriage," R. K. O. acquired many friends since they set- one bottle of pectin. Remove from Irene Dunn, Pat O'Brien and John. BEal- tled in Hillsdale? the heat and stir frequently for eight with Bob Cnstev—A drama of the West liday present a pathetic story of two minutes to cool slightly and prevent Gala Midnight Show also LATEST NEWS EVENTS That Little Caesar is a great orator? j yot';ng people, disappointed in love, but That Herman Marsala's hand has •floating. Pour quickly into cups and NEW YEAR'S EVE THURSDAY and FRIDAY who try to be sensible about it, marry been taken out of a cast? cover with hot paraffin. It sets slowly. On the Stage A HAPPY NEW YEAR and later then- former sweethearts come back into their lives. The girl's That Lucien Meyers is not in favor Makes nine to ten glasses. 10 Acts of Vaudeville WHEELER and WOOLSEY love for her baiby avoids tragedy. Lively of President Hoover's moratorium? (©. 1931. Western .NewspaDerTJnioa.1 Madder and merrier in the big roar That in a fire drill at N. Y. U. a pro- On the Screen dialogue, acting full of charm. Mature audience. Jessor asked the class what he was sup- HELEN TWELVETREES in "Caught Plastered" posed to do, and that a student an- also Cartoons,' Comedies and News "Over the Hill," Fox. A dramatiza- tion of Will Carleton's famous poem, swered to jump out of the window? | Coming Next Week—Big Gamble, That we wish you all a Merry Xmas "Bad Company" Ambassador Bill, Susan Lenox, Cisco Kid "Over the Hill to the Poor House." An excellent picture of small-town Ameri- and Happy New Year? can life with a basic tiheme of self-Sac- rificing mother love. It is pathetic, Savage Ideas of Beauty with more tears than laughter, but re- To beautify their faces, 3Iayas of deemed by an -element of comedy. The Yucatan used to hare their teeth cast is Sally Eilers, James Dunn, Mac drilled out with a sharp stone turned Marsh and others. Family audience. by a bow string, in order to insert in- lays of jade. Italian Bees Superior Beekeepers regard Italian bees as Uncle Eben superior to the black •German bees, "Some men," said Uncle Eben, "uses because the Italian bees are better up all deir patience an' forbearance workers, swarm less, and are more hangin* around an* waitin' fob another TELEPHONE WESTWOOD 54 gentle. circus to come to town."—Washington Star. FRI. and SAT. BIG DOUBLE FEATURE PROGRAM Center of Trap Industry- Making traps of all sizes, from one House Fly's TraveSs "THE SEA GHOST" big enough to catch a lion, to the The bureau of entomology says that, with LATJKA JLA PLANT—also mouse variety, is one of the main in- a house fly will travel a raile or so "Gents who like peaches," says Reno "THE DISCOVERER" dustries of Wednesfleld, Staffordshire, from its""breeding place. If carried by Ritzi, "find it requires sugar to make England. a strong breeze, it may travei several them sweet." wiia LLOYD HUGHES mifes. (WND Service.) Poles Give Good Service SUN., avION. and TUES. DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS in Little for Creditors Double Electricity • The average pole used for electrical "Per capita use of electricity has "REACHING FOR THE MOON" wires will last from seven to fifteen - Liabilities of "$25,000 and assets of WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY "set of gold buttons, ^50" were listed more than doubled in the United years, although some ara known to States in the last fen years. "NICE WOMAN" bave been in use twenty-one years. by a bankrupt at. a meeting of credi- also "Big Revival" tors in London recently. : MOSAN and MACK—(The Tiro Black Crows)—in From the Algonquin Jack Houbregs, who weighs 20O American Dentists Artificial Silk Tlie English wore! moose is itself pounds and is correspondingly tall,, "ANYBODY'S WAR" The United States has one dentist Chemists have developed five, meth- taken from" tl:e dialects nf tl:e Algon- is one of the star defense men. of the- to 1,700 persons. ods of maktrig artificial silk. ijTlin stock rf la-iifrria'KOS. • Unston Bruins ice fcocjcsr team.