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[email protected] 2 The BEAST ~ March, 2008 ~ ISSUE # 124 ~ buffalobeast.com A Brief Message From the Girls of Africa: Greetings, American sisters, from the African continent! It is our distinguished honor to introduce this special “Women’s History Month” edition of The BEAST. We extend our hands to you in solidarity, as the united sisterhood of the world, in recognition of all that you have accomplished. You are a beacon of hope to women everywhere! In fact, we have a very specifi c hope—a yearning, really, with which only you as women could empathize, and that it is our sincerest wish you would satisfy: please send us your clitorises. It is our understanding—and please, forgive our provincial frankness—that you have very little use for the clitoris in your country.