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▼ POLITICS Manley admits he’s at a disad- PAIN-PILL PARADISE vantage, and not just financially. NEW BOOK EXPLORES TWIN KID 4 PREZ School and homework leaves the BROTHERS’ OXYCODONE EMPIRE. A 16-YEAR-OLD AT FORT young presidential candidate ex- BY JESSICA WEISS LAUDERDALE HIGH IS RUNNING hausted and with little time to cam- ot long ago, South Florida was a browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com FOR THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN paign. He estimates he sleeps only THE LAND. BY JESS SWANSON four hours a night. He’s currently prescription painkiller dreamland, lijah Manley was day- working on a 100-page packet ex- luring people from faraway states Ndown “Oxy Alley” to get millions of pills. From dreaming on the school plaining his plans, but until then, bus again. The Fort Lau- he’s quickly outlined them online. 2008 to 2010, Florida doctors purchased nine derdale High sophomore Lowering the voting age to 16 times more oxycodone than doctors in the

ts | o N te ts wasn’t thinking about is at the top of Manley’s list. It’s a other 49 states combined. Most often, those Ehomework or quizzes but about the cruel irony that on Election Day, pills ended up in the hands of addicts; some- 2016 presidential race. That’s when most Manley supporters will be 17 times, they caused overdoses and death. he decided he was going to run for and unable to vote for him. But by “There could be more than 500 pa- president. Not school president — Inauguration Day, Manley points tients a day at a clinic,” says John Temple, but president of the United States of out, he’ll be 18, which he proposes a journalism professor at West Virginia America. Annoyed at the two-party as the minimum age for president. University who has researched Florida’s system and candidates on both “I think I might be the first pill mills, “all going into the building, see- sides, he decided he would run as an presidential candidate who

ews | pulp c y | N ews ing a doctor, and coming out with drugs.” independent. It was May 22. With won’t be able to vote for them- summer fast approaching, he could selves,” Manley says. “The way Temple’s new book, American Pain, delves dedicate more time to his campaign. I see it, if we’re old enough to deep into South Florida’s pain-clinic years “I have a history of being told to work and pay taxes, we should through the lens of the country’s biggest do things at a certain time and when be able to vote. It’s frustrating.” megaclinic: American Pain, a Palm Beach I’m older. I wanted to prove there’s On July 24, 15-year-old Brady County cash-only clinic that brought in up to

ge | Night+ dA no such thing as being too young,” Olson of Iowa announced his $400,000 a day. Twenty-nine-year-old Chris A

t Manley says. “If you’re not sitting candidacy, running under the George and his twin brother, Jeff, came to own

at the table, you’re on the menu.” Swanson Jess name Deez Nuts. An Iowa poll has four pain clinics in Palm Beach and Broward At first, the lanky 16-year-old him reaching 7 percent, and he’s counties and raked in more than $40 million. didn’t tell anyone of his plans. He knew Elijah Manley wants to be your next president. already on the ballot in 30 states. Manley “They didn’t know what they were getting that the U.S. Constitution states “neither plans to ask Deez Nuts to run on his ticket. into” when a doctor first taught them how to shall any person be eligible to that office [of supportive after I explained that I was serious.” “I think that he’s polling high for a good exploit the then-loosely regulated industry, president] who shall not have attained to Born and raised in Fort Lauderdale, reason,” says Manley. “I’m hoping to poll as Temple says. “Once they found out they were the age of thirty-five years,” so the teenager Manley is one of 11 brothers and sisters. high as he is and possibly consider him as spent his afternoons speaking to youth rights Soft-spoken but opinionated, he spends a running mate if his poll numbers drop.” selling pills to addicts, they were thrilled.” lawyers, who advised him that there were his spare time reading about U.S. history But Manley isn’t delusional. At the very Through interviews with federal agents and no age restrictions on running for office, but and recently became active in politics. He’s least, he hopes throwing his hat into the Chris George, who is currently serving time in he might have to wait 19 years to be inaugu- president of Youth Assembly, a youth civil ring will challenge the other candidates. prison, Temple paints a picture of the business’ rated.. On June 10, Manley filed his forms rights organization. He spent the summer Whether he wins or not, 2016 will still be a rise and fall. Former strippers operated the

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art with the Federal Elections Commission. participating in local protests, most re- big year for Manley: He’ll take his SATs, ap- pharmacy, doctors carried guns under their lab | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | “My mom only found out when some cently joining a group of Black Lives Matter ply to college, and start his last year of high coats, and guys in golf carts directed traffic in paperwork came in the mail to our house,” activists who confronted more than 200 school. In five years, Manley hopes to have the clinic parking lot. Up to 90 percent of the Manley says. “Both my parents have been really Confederate flag supporters at a road rally graduated college and enrolled in law school. pills that left American Pain’s doors in Lake in Plantation. Last week, he started his ju- “Mark my words: I’ll be in elected Worth were being trafficked to other states. nior year at Fort Lauderdale High, where office one day,” Manley says. Temple believes American Pain was the dead- READ MORE NEWS DAILY AT he’s enrolled in the magnet criminal justice liest clinic in the country. After it was shut down program and is a member of JROTC. [email protected] BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM. in March 2010, the FBI found that 53 American Pain patients had died of overdoses in Florida. In 2010, Florida passed a law that put ▼ LAWSUITS According to court documents, the Maryland to waltz in and out of the exit. Likely channeling tougher regulations on pill mills. Since then, resident called ahead to reserve a table in the his inner Larry David at the alleged hypocrisy, there have been “modest decreases” in the FIRST-WORLD PROBLEMS VIP section, a roped-off section of the bar Peace asked the employee why others got to in- use of opioids, according to a new study in the MAN SUES BLUE MARTINI, SAYING HE manned by security to keep the scrubs at bay. gress as they pleased while he’d been rerouted. Journal of the American Medical Association. WAS ASSAULTED FOR ENTERING VIP That evening, Peace and his group ar- “After an unhelpful response from the em- But the nation’s current opioid crisis sprang New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW THROUGH ITS EXIT. BY KYLE SWENSON rived at the bar and posted up at the VIP ployee and a rude exchange of words, Mr. Peace directly out of the American Pain years, Temple oca Raton’s Blue Martini is the go-to table. “Mr. Peace left the VIP area to use the turned to walk away,” the complaint states. “As says. Now, prescription opiates have overtaken spot for Palm Beach County’s raging restroom located in the general population Mr. Peace was in the process of walking away car crashes as the leading cause of accidental middle-agers — sun-cured old dudes section of the bar,” the complaint states. the Blue Martini employee initiated an unpro- death in the United States. Temple says the DEA and drug manufacturers are largely to 9, 2015 9, Blooking for their next ex-wife and Botox- “When Mr. Peace returned from the restroom voked violent attack, grabbing Mr. Peace by the boosted ladies riding Appletini binges to bad he attempted to enter the VIP area, but a shirt and repeatedly punching him in the face.” blame. The DEA works with pharmaceutical XX, 2012 XX, decisions. So you can imagine that the custom- Blue Martini employee denied him access.” Peace claims that as he was getting companies to set a production quota for each controlled substance, including oxycodone. ONTH eptember ers at the Town Center bar expect a certain It turns out Peace was “attempting to hauled out of the bar, other employees level of class and safety at their establishment. enter through the ‘exit’ and he needed to jumped in on the melee, “punching and After looking at the numbers, Temple found 3-S But according to a lawsuit recently filed in utilize the ‘entrance’ to re-access the VIP kicking Mr. Peace in the face and body.” that the United States now produces 40 XX–M Palm Beach Circuit Court, an argument that area,” the employee informed the cus- Peace’s lawsuit accuses the bar of negli- times more oxycodone than it did in 1993. “What’s changed is a massive educa-

ONTH seemed straight out of an episode of Curb Your tomer, according to the complaint. gence. His attorney did not return a call for eptember S M Enthusiasm blew up into a violent situation. Peace walked around and entered through comment. When New Times dialed Blue Martini, tion campaign put on by pharma to con- Harris Peace had a whole night planned the entrance, despite the fact that he’d watched a woman who identified herself as a manager vince doctors to prescribe it,” he says, at the Blue Martini on December 8, 2011. the employee allow other members of his party declined to comment before hanging up. “and it’s been incredibly successful.” 44 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents |

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Aaron Davidson was a dynamic force in Miami’s soccer scene. But prosecutors say he also engineered millions in bribes for marketing contracts. Brendan McDermid/REUTERS/Newscom A Miami soccer exec’s stunning fall could bring down FIFA’s culture of corruption. DANGEROUS PLAY New Times Broward-palm B each elting rain has glued red-and-yellow-striped jerseys onto the soaked Davidson. A long-haired whirlwind of energy, Davidson cut a larger-than-life figure in South Florida’s sleepy bodies of 6,000 fans scattered around Lockhart Stadium’s metal soccer scene, speaking five languages and helming bleachers. The waterlogged pitch looks more like a World War I the entire NASL, a renegade league he’d helped form as part of a mad plot to topple the more popular and MIAMI NEW TIMES battle site than a soccer field, but the true believers in the stands better-funded Major League Soccer. Now, in the wake of the Strikers’ greatest on-field chant and sing ecstatically. For the first time in more than two accomplishment, Davidson had bad news for the team’s decades, their Fort Lauderdale Strikers are competing in a leadership: He was slashing the payroll by $200,000. For an already-bare-bones operation, it was a brutal blow. championship game. “I was shocked,” says Andy Herron, a Costa Rican international who was the team’s star forward. “There After the opening whistle, though, the locker room. The loss hurts, but for a squad toiling in were already players making basically nothing. I’m contest plays out about as well as the weather. America’s obscure second division — and in front of a pretty sure they could have made more money by The Strikers had already lost the first of a two- small, devoted home crowd — making it to that title coaching kids’ teams.” M S

game fight for a North American Soccer League game is a giddy high point. Why cut spending after the Strikers’ most suc- eptember ONTH (NASL) title to the Minnesota Stars. As pass after “We had a very good product on the field,” says cessful campaign? According to federal prosecutors,

pass is intercepted or misdirected over the wrecked Daryl Shore, the team’s head coach at the time of that Davidson was about to throw millions into another, XX–M turf, the home team’s two-goal deficit begins to look October 29, 2011 finals and now a goalkeeper coach far shadowier venture. Within weeks of taking a ma- insurmountable. for Real Salt Lake. “And we did it in a tough situation, chete to his team’s finances, Davidson was allegedly 3-S ONTH Midway through the second half, the Strikers’ where everyone in South Florida still viewed this as engineering massive bribes — artfully hidden in off- eptember chance comes at last. Wálter Restrepo, a diminutive, minor-league soccer.” shore transfers to pool companies and soccer ball speedy midfielder from San Diego, streaks past a de- The Strikers’ nadir, though, would come just a few manufacturers — so he could land lucrative marketing XX, 2008

fender and whips a cross into the Stars’ box. It caroms weeks later, with a message from team president Aaron contracts for soccer tournaments. 9, 2015 off two players, flies toward the net — and then rolls This past May, the lurid details of that scheme just wide of the post. The crowd deflates. were outlined in a blockbuster indictment leveled Half an hour later, the final whistle blows. The by U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch against 14 Stars are champions. A few hundred sopping fans stick BY TIM ELFRINK international soccer figures. It shook the world’s most around to applaud the Strikers as they slog back to the popular sport to its core. >> p8 77 Dangerous Play from p7

The story of Aaron Davidson — the only American-born defendant charged in the vast case — has mostly been lost amid tabloid-worthy tales of blatant graft funding luxury penthouses in New York City, palatial estates in Trinidad, and gala lakefront par-

miaminewtimes.com ties in Switzerland. But Davidson’s downfall

browardpalmbeach.com is operatic in its own way. It’s the stunning undoing of a brilliant, exasperating would- be visionary, an Alex P. Keaton-like prodigy with world-conquering dreams who lived in a million-dollar Brickell Key condo and jetted around the globe with soccer stars.

ts | o N te ts Now, Davidson — who declined to comment for this story — might be set for a new starring role. As he contemplates a potential plea deal with federal prosecutors, the Miami exec might just hold the key to starting a legal chain reaction that leads all the way to FIFA’s widely de- spised Swiss chairman, Sepp Blatter. “You usually see these types of mass ews | pulp c y | N ews prosecutions in racketeering cases going after the Mob or big drug organizations,” says Scott Sundby, a University of Miami law professor and former federal prosecutor. “You start with the soldiers, get them to turn on the people above them, and eventually,

ge | Night+ dA hopefully, you get all the way to the top.” A t ven in the world’s most global sport, Aaron Davidson’s border- melting background regularly Andy Mead/YCJ/Icon SMI via Newscom sparked confused conversations Texas Diabetes Council. Costa Rica even from Atlanta’s Emory University. That’s Davidson (right) helped found the breakaway E on soccer sidelines. What kind made him an honorary consul. In Dallas’ when he chanced to meet a towering North American Soccer League to take on the of place, exactly, spawned this hand- Jewish circles, he became a well-known figure of American soccer in Miami. more popular Major League Soccer. some figure with salt-and-pepper hair leader, donating to local synagogues and Chuck Blazer is perhaps the most flam- and an ease in speaking Spanish, Portu- starting medical programs in Israel. boyant, impossible-to-invent character in he started a sports marketing company guese, Hebrew, French, and English? “He is a pillar of the whole community,” modern sports. An obese, heavily bearded and ran a golf tournament in Mexico. “I’m a Tex-Mex-Costa Rican Jew,” he once Uri Burstein, who befriended Aaron as a kid New Yorker, Blazer turned a successful ’70s His big break came in the early ’00s, when told a reporter. “I’m my own little tribe.” in North Dallas, says of Jaime. “For Aaron, I business selling a novelty button — the one he helped negotiate a TV deal that involved In fact, Davidson is all of those things, believe that meant a lot of pressure coming with the yellow smiley face that read “Have the booming Brazilian firm Traffic Sports. but most important — at least in ex- from his parents and his family to succeed.” a Happy Day” — into consulting work for Founded two decades earlier by ex-sports | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art plaining his dogged rise and abrupt local soccer teams. In 1988, he moved south journalist Jose Hawilla, who foresaw the fall — he’s the son of an immensely suc- to take over the Miami Sharks, a minor- burgeoning market for TV rights to big games, cessful and demanding father. “YOU START WITH THE league club playing to tiny crowds at the Traffic employed thousands in Brazil to work Jaime Davidson was born in Costa Rica Orange Bowl. Within two years, the Sharks on soccer marketing deals. Impressed with Da- in 1945, three years before a civil war that SOLDIERS, GET THEM had folded with disastrous finances, in part vidson’s language skills and legal background,

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | left thousands dead but also ushered in because Blazer had paid himself $72,000 Hawilla brought the young attorney to Miami Central America’s most stable democracy. TO TURN ON THE per year plus lodging at a waterfront hotel, in 2003 to run his smaller U.S. operations. His parents were Eastern European Jews all while drawing fewer than a thousand The company was a perfect fit for Da- who’d fled to safety across the Atlantic. fans a game. Despite that catastrophe, the vidson, who set up shop in a plush office After graduating from a Costa Rican col- PEOPLE ABOVE THEM.” Teflon Blazer soon wrangled a new gig: next to the Mandarin Oriental on Brickell lege, Jaime moved north to study at Uni- running CONCACAF, which is in charge Key. He soon installed a foosball table in versidad Nacional Autónoma de México At the Greenhill School, an exclusive of international soccer in all of North and the glass-walled lobby lined with framed in Mexico City. He was only 23 years prep academy on more than 75 rolling acres Central America and the Caribbean. jerseys. And he met a young University old when he earned his medical degree. north of Dallas, the younger Davidson spent Davidson, then a fresh-faced 23-year- of Miami law school graduate, Michelle He also met his wife there. Ana was a his time in bookish cliques like a French old, later told colleagues he had met Dryjansky, a Mexican Jew like his mother. MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Mexican beauty who, like Jaime, was de- club and an international studies group. In Blazer the eve of the first World Cup held They married in 2005 in Mexico City. scended from European Jewish expats. his senior photo, he smiles confidently in a in the United States. Soon afterward, The next year, with the financial back- Aaron was born in 1970, soon after his double-breasted suit fit for a corporate exec, the multilingual student landed a job as ing of Traffic, Davidson moved fully parents moved to America for Jaime’s medi- his hair perfectly parted to the left. Asked a translator at the global tournament. into the limelight with a bold move that cal residency. The first post was in Temple, to describe him for his yearbook profile, his It wasn’t a natural path for Davidson. De- would land him — in soccer circles at

9, 2015 9, Texas; then came Indianapolis; and finally classmates offered bland praise: “Smart,” spite his Latin American heritage, he hadn’t least — in a job every bit as visible as his

XX, 2008 XX, Dallas’ Methodist Hospital. The young “good guy,” and “good sense of humor” made grown up a fútbol fanatic. “We weren’t in father’s globetrotting medical career. family, which included Aaron’s brother his list of adjectives, along with ribbing for his households where soccer was a way of life,” Miami had been without professional

ONTH Maurice, moved to the Big D’s northern regular “raccoon eyes” from family ski trips. Burstein says. Their families were more likely soccer since 2001, when the MLS’s Miami eptember suburbs as Jaime developed his specialty: “He was very scholarly, just intel- to watch Cowboys games together, he says. Fusion dissolved. In fact, professional soc- 3-S research and treatment of diabetes. ligent and very charismatic,” Burst- Working at the World Cup changed all cer had failed time and again in the Magic XX–M The striking doctor with a full mustache ein says. “He just always seemed to be of that. But it would be another decade City. Eight franchises had folded since the and an intelligent, open face rose to national ahead of everyone else academically.” before Davidson found a way to make the ’70s. But this time, Davidson promised, ONTH eptember

M prominence in his field. In the early ’90s, Unlike his father’s trajectory, though, beautiful game his full-time job. First he his new team — a second-division club S he helped found the American Associa- Aaron’s brains and drive didn’t trans- netted a law degree from Southern Method- called Miami FC — would be different. tion of Clinical Endocrinologists, and Gov. late into a clear career path — at least, ist University in Dallas and briefly worked “I believe Miami FC will forever be abroad in Chile and France. After law school, the professional soccer team of 88 Ann Richards appointed him chair of the not until 1993, just after he graduated >> p10 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each S eptember 3-S eptember 9, 2015

SponSored by C&R Concessions 9 Dangerous Play from p8 In early 2011, Davidson threw in the towel. He euthanized the Miami FC brand, Miami,” Davidson confidently told the signed a lease at Lockhart Stadium, and MAGIC IS SOMETHING Miami Herald. “We are fully commit- resurrected the once-proud Fort Lauder- ted to being here for a long, long time.” dale Strikers and their memorable red-and- yellow-striped kits. That team had folded in YOU MAKE oes South Florida truly want a ’94, five years after winning a national title. professional soccer team?” Da- The move north was just one part of Da-

miaminewtimes.com vidson pleaded, exasperation vidson’s bold plans, though. Amid Miami

browardpalmbeach.com SAIL TO dripping from the pages of a let- FC’s flailing finances, Davidson and his D ter sent to local media outlets. bosses at Traffic Sports decided to break It was February 2009, and he had tried away and form their own league, the NASL. GRAND BAHAMA everything in the prior three years: sign- Davidson began furiously lobbying ing aging superstars, buying banners on team owners to sell them on his rebel vi- light poles all over Brickell, slashing ticket sion: Teams would have no salary caps and Hop on our CruiseFerry and enjoy the prices. Nothing worked. No one cared about would be individually owned. Money could ts | o N te ts special magic of Grand Bahama Island Miami FC. And now his Brazilian inves- pour in freely. And, ultimately, they could tors were threatening to pull the plug. topple Major League Soccer, he claimed. where you’ll find plenty of ways of ROUND TRIP FROM As Davidson’s soccer dreams fizzled Rob Clark, a Rochester, New York relaxing in the sun. in Miami, a dark side of his personality banker with a thick Canadian accent, re- emerged, according to former employees. members Davidson flying him down to $ The intense workaholic turned petty and Miami for lavish dinners at oceanside Enjoy the fun and comfort of a vindictive, micromanaging everything while restaurants and late-night barhopping 73 money became so tight that interns had to to persuade him to move his team, the (taxes $46 not included)

ews | pulp c y | N ews cruise with the convenience and buy copy paper with their own money. Rochester Rhinos, to the new league. speed of a ferry. The magic starts “He was never, ever satisfied with “He was a workaholic,” Clark says. what people did,” says Kartik Krishnai- “We’d all go out together after the from the moment you set foot on board! yer, who spent three years as director of communications under Davidson. Adds another longtime team em- “HE IS A GUY WHO Book now your next getaway ployee, who asked not to be identi- ge | Night+ dA

A fied by name: “I literally had to see a t 1-866-699-6988 ALWAYS LIVED ON psychiatrist after working for him.” www.ferryexpress.com The picture they paint of Davidson’s THE EDGE. HE WAS reign at Miami FC stands in stark contrast to his cool public persona and also hints ALWAYS RUNNING at how he may have ended up at the heart of an international bribery conspiracy. A man so driven to succeed, they say, AT A THOUSAND wouldn’t have let the threat of international felony charges stand in the way of clos- MILES PER HOUR.” ing million-dollar marketing contracts. “He was a businessman at heart,” says business meetings to unwind, and he Ken Mendonça, a former communica- never detached from the work.” tions manager for the soccer club, “and Clark ultimately declined Davidson’s of- | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art he lived for making the big deal.” fer. “He was very gung-ho and passionate in At first, Davidson concentrated on a his pitch,” the Rochester team owner says. tried-and-true method of luring fans: buy- “But you’re talking millions and millions ing big-name stars well past their expiration on the line, and I just didn’t have the guts. date. That plan had briefly helped American The new league was still too unstable.”

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | soccer thrive in the ’70s, when Pelé played In the end, eight teams did break away. for the New York Cosmos and the likes of Traffic Sports, for all intents and purposes, Ray Hudson and Gerd Müller drew big had created its own league; it owned three crowds for the Fort Lauderdale Strikers. of the teams outright, including the Strik- But Davidson’s biggest coup — signing ers. Davidson became the NASL’s chairman, Romário, the ’94 World Cup MVP and a Bra- opening a new office on Brickell Key (right zilian legend — didn’t bring out spectators next to Traffic’s U.S. headquarters) and for Miami FC’s inaugural 2006 campaign. stumping in countless local interviews for the (It didn’t help that Romário was then 40 new league. He believed fervently in the plan. years old and fonder of clubbing than prac- “He is a guy who always lived on the MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm ticing. “Romário, in recent years, has not edge,” says Ilan Marcoschamer, a close been the kind of player who has trained on friend who lived near Davidson in Brick- a daily basis,” Davidson sheepishly admit- ell. “He was always running at a thousand ted to New Times when the former super- miles per hour. We lived literally next star’s calf muscle promptly blew out.) door to each other, and I would still get

9, 2015 9, In three years of playing at Tropical to s ee him or talk to him only every few

XX, 2008 XX, Park, Davidson’s team never cracked 2,000 weeks — he was traveling so much.” fans per game. By 2009, as MLS flirted with If Davidson knew the business of soc-

ONTH bringing a team to town, he was desperate. cer, the sport was never as much a pas- eptember In a letter sent to the media and support- sion. At one infamous local charity match, 3-S ers, he essentially begged for season ticket he tried to kick a ball toward a goal XX–M sales. He signed a pair of recent Cuban and hilariously failed; there was a rea- exiles in hopes of enticing baseball-mad son he never played in a weekly pickup ONTH eptember

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Davidson bristled at those kinds of inquiries. Traffic Sports in dramatic fashion. EPTEMBER ONTH “I don’t want to sound arrogant, but what Sanz was born in Colombia in 1974 and

we’re doing, it’s altruistic almost,” Davidson educated in Bogotá, where he earned a XX–M

told a TV reporter in Minnesota who asked marketing degree from the private Poli- 3-S about Traffic. “I’ve also used the word ‘phil- técnico Grancolombiano. In the late ’90s, EPTEMBER anthropic,’ because anyone who invests in he moved to the United States to earn a ONTH soccer in this country, it is philanthropic... master’s degree at New York University. No one can question that we’re doing He later started a soccer marketing firm XX, 2008 what’s right for soccer in North America.” before joining Davidson in Brickell. 9, 2015 Davidson’s bosses in Brazil didn’t see On paper, Sanz’s job was running the millions poured into the NASL as a business development for Traffic’s U.S. charity effort, though. And as the league’s branch. But that business, prosecu- finances remained shaky, pressure mounted tors say, was far from aboveboard. for a fix. “There was always the need for The fact is, Traffic’s entire busi- >> p12 11 11 Dangerous Play from p11 The scheme, though, was too good to last. Blazer, the former top soccer official in ness model was based on corruption. In North America, who resigned in 2011, agreed South America, Hawilla — the firm’s pro- to wear a wire to record his conversations fessorial founder — built his empire with a with soccer officials. By 2014, those record- simple formula: paying multimillion-dollar ings helped federal agents flip insiders. bribes to top officials, who’d then give him Soon they landed a deadly source for Da- marketing rights to big tournaments. It vidson: Hawilla, the Traffic CEO. The Brazil-

miaminewtimes.com turned out that the same plan worked just ian businessman admitted he had personally

browardpalmbeach.com fine in America. A decade before Davidson arranged more than $100 million in bribes. joined the company, Hawilla got Traffic’s U.S. Then feds wired up Hawilla, who branch rolling by greasing official palms to caught Davidson on tape in March 2014 win rights to North American tournaments. discussing how Traffic was making all of After Davidson joined Traffic, the feds its cash. “Is it illegal? It is illegal,” David- say, he picked up where Hawilla left off. son says on the tape, apparently referring And Sanz became the go-to lackey who to the bribes. “Within the big picture of ts | o N te ts made those crooked deals happen. things, a company that has worked in this Take, for example, one typical business industry for 30 years, is it bad? It is bad.” trip Sanz made in 2009. Around the same The noose tightened further: The feds time Davidson was publicly begging for new soon flipped Sanz as well. Davidson’s part- season ticket sales for Miami FC, Sanz jetted ner spilled everything to the FBI: his years to Costa Rica to meet the head of the soc- of bribery deals with Webb and other of- cer federation there. His aim: securing a $3 ficials, the millions hidden in offshore million deal to sell TV rights for the national transfers, and Davidson’s complicity.

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| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | degree earned in the Tampa area. And soon here can’t be a prison more luxurious after taking over as the top soccer official, he than Two Tequesta Point. Perched on appointed a new general secretary: Sanz. Da- the eastern tip of Brickell Key, an island vidson was ecstatic. “It’s going to be fun to see separated from the bustling traffic of his impact,” Davidson told the Miami Herald. T Miami’s financial district by a two-lane It certainly was fun for Davidson and his bridge, the 40-story condo sits behind two bosses at Traffic, prosecutors say. Within guard towers blocking traffic. The only way weeks of taking the job in early 2012, Sanz hit to get to the front door if you don’t live there pay dirt. Traffic was given a huge, $23 million is to park at the Mandarin Oriental, saunter TV contract rights. In turn, Sanz arranged past the pool in back, and walk the length of MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm for Webb to get a cool $3 million in bribes, the island to the condo’s entrance, where two paid straight to a contractor building a lav- liveried men stand waiting to open the doors. ish pool at a house Webb owned in Georgia. This is where Davidson has spent every Over the next year, Traffic’s representa- hour since his arraignment in Brooklyn tives would wire another $3 million in vari- on May 29, when he pleaded not guilty

9, 2015 9, ous bribes to Webb, all arranged by Sanz, and and posted a $5 million bond. His 12th-

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M town and often sported tailored suits and ruption case. Gone are the days of gourmet S flashy watches. “He liked everything to be meals and first-class travel, of running a IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 11 first-class,” recalls Mendonça, the Strik- pro league and hobnobbing with stars like ThePerfectGuy-Movie.com @PerfectGuyMovie #ThePerfectGuy 12 12 ers former communications manager. Romário. FIFA has officially banned >> p14 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days |

Splash News via Newscom Dangerous Play from p12 Federal agents raided Traffic Sports’ offices on Brickell Key after 14 top soccer officials tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C Davidson from any soccer-related activities, were indicted in May. while the league he helped found has a new chairman and has begun trying to remove like a big political corruption investiga- any trace of Traffic Sports’ involvement. tion in a lot of ways. The prosecutors have But Davidson could still have a major a lot of challenges in proving that money impact on the sport. While friends and was used for illicit purposes since FIFA colleagues have spent the summer trying has a very public, legitimate business.” to understand how he could be accused Indeed, it’s possible Davidson him- of such large-scale corruption, Davidson self is a big enough fish for prosecutors. has been weighing whether to cooperate “Plea deals don’t always involve coopera- with federal prosecutors on a plea deal — tion,” says Daniel Alonso, a former federal one that could further clean up FIFA. prosecutor in New York. “He’s charged “He’s doing OK. He’s optimistic,” says with $5 million in bribes. That’s a pretty his childhood friend Burstein, who has extraordinary amount of bribery. So he’s stayed in touch since the indictment. “I’m a worthy target in his own right.”

still shocked. I never would have expected As the FIFA indictments made world New Times Broward-palm B each to see Aaron in a position like this.” news, Davidson’s colleagues tried to come It’s unclear how much further the FIFA to grips with the accusations. Two camps case will expand. Many of the 14 men in- quickly emerged. Some believe David- dicted in May have fought extradition to the son was simply a middleman, doing the U.S., stalling court proceedings. Sanz has yet corrupt bidding of Hawilla in Brazil. to be charged and is battling leukemia in a “Look, he was part of an organization,” Miami hospital. Blazer, who is also gravely says Marcoschamer, his close friend in ill, agreed to pay back taxes on $11 million in Brickell. “He’s a very loyal individual. He unreported income and forfeit another $2 was involved in dealings that were being million. Hawilla secretly pleaded guilty in orchestrated by people higher up tha n him.” a sealed Brooklyn courtroom last Decem- But those who worked day-to-day with ber and agreed to pay back $151 million. Davidson cast doubt on the idea that he was Others haven’t gone as quietly. In just a lackey pushed into corrupt deals. Switzerland, Blatter, the FIFA chief who “Aaron is a highly intelligent attorney. He oversaw the scandal, has repeatedly de- knew what he was doing,” says Mendonça, nied he had any knowledge of the crimes. the former communications director. “Aaron S

He’s agreed to step down as president but was too isolated from Traffic in Brazil for this eptember insists he won’t be criminally charged. to be tightly controlled by someon e else.” That remains to be seen. Legal experts Adds Burstein, his childhood friend: say the case has all the hallmarks of a pros- “The guy is super-supercompetitive and 3-S ecution designed to shake the top levels driven. Every time we spoke, he was up- of the sport. If Davidson’s plea includes ward and onward. ‘We’re going to take eptember more evidence against Webb, for instance, down MLS. This league is about to ex- the CONCACAF chief might be pres- plode.’ He whole heartedly believed 100

sured into his own deal. And Webb sat on percent he was going to succeed.” 9, 2015 executive boards with Blatter himself. So why take the risk of paying millions “There are parallels to big cases against in bribes? To win at FIFA’s game, perhaps, drug kingpins and organized crime, but playing clean simply wasn’t an option. also some really important differences,” says Sundby, the UM professor. “It’s more [email protected] 13 browardpalmbeach.com

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| NIGHT+DAY | | NIGHT+DAY that latter category. In what member Casey hours of the morning — 3 a.m., to be exact. Bull Resort is located at 505 N. Fort Lauderdale )YV^HYKPU Casperson calls “90 minutes of purely made- Market is located at 210 SW Second St. in Fort Beach Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-414- up improv comedy just like you might see at Lauderdale. Attendance is free and open to the 2630, or visit facebook.com/HiltonFLLBeach. `V\YWVJRL[ Second City in Chicago,” audience members public. Visit bullmarketbar.com. NATALYA JONES • Labor Day Sunday Gay Tea Cruise: who show up weekly to Center Stage Perform- Dance on water this Sunday at the Gay Tea ing Arts never really know what to expect, W FOOD+DRINK Cruise aboard the yacht Musette. From 5 knowing only that whatever they get, it will to 9 p.m., the party features live DJs and never happen the same way again. With topics A TASTE OF JAPAN entertainers including the reigning Miss and themes that audience members contrib- You don’t need to travel across the world Stonewall, Carment Adore, and the reign- ute, cast members work on the art of a good for a taste of Japan. In fact, you can merely ing Miss Island City Pride, Niomi Wyn- riff, bouncing the verbal hot potato back and drive to Fort Lauderdale to get your snack- ters. Early-bird tickets start at $30. The forth in scenes created on the spot. With an ing fix of out-of-the-country food. boat departs from Smoker Park, 540 SE interchangeable cast, Sick Puppies has been Tate’s Comics will host a Japanese snack- Fifth Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. Call 954- making Boca Raton an epicenter of comedy tasting event on the Sunday of Labor Day 903-4041, or visit gayteacruisesfl.org. for the past three years. Saturday’s show starts weekend. Attendees are invited to sample • Sounds of Miami 2015: If you don’t feel at 9 p.m. at 7200 W. Camino Real. Snacks and numerous Japanese snacks at no charge. In like dealing with the traffic or terrible park- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART nonalcoholic drinks are available for purchase. addition, attendees receive a sticker souvenir. ing in Dade this weekend, Delray Beach is Call 954-667-7735, or visit sickpuppiescom- After arriving at the store, attendees are offering an alternative on Monday. Starting edy.com for advance tickets. Tickets cost to receive a special numbered ticket. While at 7 p.m. at Il Bacio, the all-white party is $20 at the door or $15 online. TERRA SULLIVAN waiting for their number to be called, guests bringing Miami house to Palm Beach County. can browse the store. After their number is The lineup includes WePlayHouse, Andres called, they will be invited in groups of 15 Villamil, J.J. Martinez, Gio Black, Michael SUN 9/6 people to sample their snacks upstairs. While Gianetto, Dutch, Bonkers, Ben Negrelly, and sampling food, they can fill out a questionnaire Adam Turetsky. Wear as much white as pos- The Broward-Palm Beach New to enter in a raffle for a chance to win snacks. sible. Admission is $20. Il Bacio is located W FOOD + DRINK Times App keeps you connected As if that weren’t enough, guests are at 29 SE Second Ave. in Delray Beach. Call with things to do, places to go, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, able to purchase two Japanese snacks 612-318-1428, or visit ilbacioofdelray.com. up-to-the-minute news. or drinks and get another one free with • Labor Day Native Bird Festival: And finally, the use of an online coupon, valid at on Monday, you can forgo the party animals BULL MARKET both Tate’s Comics locations all day. and watch wildlife instead. The experts at 0[»ZMYLL Birthday parties for 1-year-olds are usu- This snacking event runs from 2 to 4 p.m. Flamingo Gardens are hosting tours, presen-

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM +V^USVHKP[[VKH` ally full of clowns, bounce houses, and Sunday at Tate’s Comics’ main headquar- tations, and exhibits on avians for the annual weird relatives. However, if it is a one-year ters, located at 4566 N. University Drive festival. The event also includes wildlife birthday at a bar, things are a bit different. in Lauderhill, and at the north location, at organizations, craft vendors, and activities Take, for instance, downtown Him- 801 N. Congress Ave., Suite 604, in Boynton for kids starting Monday at 9:30 a.m. Admis- marshee’s Bull Market. The gastropub, which Beach. Visit tatescomics.com. NATALYA JONES sion, regularly $19.95 for ages 12 and up and

9, 2015 9, has beer and spirit prices that fluctuate on $12.95 for ages 3 to 11, is half-price for the supply and demand, will celebrate its first an- W HOLIDAYS holiday. Flamingo Gardens is located at 3750 niversary on Sunday. With the party starting at S. Flamingo Road in Davie. Call 954-473-2955, 7 p.m., guests can register to win prizes such as WORK HARD, PLAY HARD or visit flamingogardens.org. SARA VENTIERA EPTEMBER an iPad, flat-screen TV, swag from cocktail and With longer hours and more responsibility for

3-S craft beer companies, and free chair massages less money, American workers don’t have it as from Fort Lauderdale’s Mankind. In addition, good as they used to. Still, employment condi- there will be drink specials such as $5 New tions are a hell of a lot better than they were Send upcoming events to Arts & Culture Editor Rebecca McBane at BrowardPalmBeach.com/submit-event.

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S Include the location, date, time, price, a contact phone Scan this code to download, or Cheap drinks and raffle prizes aren’t the of us think of Labor Day as the end of sum- number, and a high resolution photo. It’s best to submit search for “Broward-Palm Beach only thing attendees get to look forward to: mer — at least in areas with more than two items three weeks in advance. New Times” in the app stores. Bull Market will debut its Bacardi-sponsored seasons — it’s really about honoring the social 16 browardpalmbeach.com WEIGHT LOSS browardpalmbeach.com ▼ Art phy sician supervised APPETITE Burn One Down SUPPRESSANTS At Maker’s Square, solidarity with Burning Man in Nevada. BY ANDREA RICHARD FREE

Jennifer Morrow via Wikimedia Commons m usi C | or some people, “radical by a group of like-minded souls united by leader Maiah “Duck” Duckstein. Discover self-expression” might mean their love for Burning Man and its ideals of In addition, four “theme camps” are swapping out the Dockers for a freewheeling, zany, friendly, and creative organized. One is planning a talent show something less khaki. For others, community. The space is hosting an all-night and interactive games, with prizes in- Deals on NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH it means driving to the middle event called Burn the Orphans on Saturday. volved. At “burns,” gifting is one of ten New Times Broward-palm B each Fof a Nevada desert with 50 gallons of water Industrial artist Johnie Waddell, a co- organizing principles, so community mem- and a bus full of weird costumes — includ- owner of Makers Square, says the local burn bers bring things to give away. “I’ll take the Go! ing the requisite birthday suit — for the will have plenty of wacky fun and costumes. my shirt and give it to them, if someone annual, weeklong Burning Man festival. “I’ll probably change seven times that night,” says they like my shirt,” Waddell says. In 1986, a pair of friends on a San Fran- he mused. “I have a jungle safari costume Roughly 14 artists will have their works cisco beach spontaneously set on fire a and plan to wear a on display, and live painting will be done. A thrown-together sculpture of a wooden man full tuxedo. And we “cooperative art build” will be onsite, with as a sort of effigy. That grew into an annual SIMIANS WILL might do something attendees invited to add their own piece of art event that moved to the Black Rock desert PERFORM A SET like a flamingo race, to a larger piece that will be burned in effigy and now draws 70,000 people, each paying AT SUNRISE; where you build just like the “The Man” in Nevada, except $390 a ticket. Freak flags fly from the last silly art, carry it, Maker’s Square has a six-by-six-foot fire pit Monday in August to the first Monday in THE EVENT IS and run. A lot of that can be suspended off the ground. Tools September, with performances, nudity, and SCHEDULED the stuff that we do and materials will be provided. “You can a spirit of self-reliance and sharing — all in TO RATTLE ON here is either half- write little notes and memorials,” Waddell a setting that is part Mad Max, part hippie UNTIL 8 A.M. jokes or full jokes.” explains. “Let’s say you had a grandmother love fest, and part radical art experience. Beginning at pass away and you wanted to immortalize S

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The climax happens Saturday night, when 8 p.m. Saturday, her into the fire when it burns. Burns give eptember ONTH a 105-foot-tall wooden “man” is set alight a steady lineup of DJs will crank out tunes, you those moments of letting go.” As the fire

in a massive bonfire. This year, Burning from bluegrass and folk to nu disco, funk, and rages, on monitors, they’ll air a simulcast of XX–M Man runs from August 30 to September 7. house. Symbiotic Simians will perform a set the Burning Man climax out in Nevada. 3-S But organizers know that not every devo- at sunrise; the event is scheduled to rattle on “We’re trained in proper fire technique eptember tee can make the trek out west every year, until 8 a.m. Sunday. The Simians “do more and will have to give the fire department ONTH and so a tradition has evolved for leaders of an instrumental loop and build songs that a heads-up, obviously,” quips Waddell. to host satellite “orphan burns” around the are really neat and unique,” Waddell says. XX, 2008 country in solidarity with the main festival. Throughout the night, performance [email protected] Download our 9, 2015 Luckily, “burners” stuck in Fort Lau- troupe Enlightened Flow Entertain- derdale can turn to Makers Square — the ment will mingle with the crowd doing Burn the Orphans iPhone App now “maker space” (tool shop, warehouse, social fire-dancing, fire-breathing and -eating, Saturday, September 5, from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. Search VOICE Daily Deals in the App at Makers Square, 1142 NE Sixth Ave., Fort Store and start saving today. club, and bar) that was opened in the Middle and a fire Hula-Hoop show that will be Lauderdale. Visit makerssquare.com, or call 954- River Terrace neighborhood in early 2014 elemental and raw, according to troupe 361-4114. Admission is $10; free for members. 1717 when they’re ancient! Redford’s intent might be to portray this escapade as a journey of ▼ Film enlightenment, not a laundry list of aches and pains. The idea is vaguely noble, and at the beginning at least, it’s fun to watch Nolte and Redford riff and rant, needling each other like teenagers. But before long, the geezerish Men Slog gags become tiresome, even against all this unassailably gorgeous scenery. (Shot by vet- browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com A Walk in the Woods eran cinematographer John Bailey, the movie hikes into theaters, fairly glows with emerald light.) Bryson flirts mildly with the owner-manager of a trailside diminished. motel — played by the ageless Mary Steenbur- BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK gen — but he’s too much in love with his wife to do more. Meanwhile, the Falstaffian Katz

ts | o N te ts sense of humor will take beds a hefty cutie, only to later have to outrun you far in life, even along a her angry redneck husband. Hardy-har-har! daunting stretch of the Ap- Nolte shows sparks of life. Though Red- palachian Trail. In his hugely ford looks wonderful for his age (or any age), popular 1998 book A Walk he seems older, because he appears to be inA the Woods, Bill Bryson chronicled his at- bucking for some kind of sainthood. A de- tempt to hike the full length of the trail, from voted environmentalist in real life, he infuses Georgia to Maine, accompanied by an over- Bryson’s character with sanctimoniousness: weight, recovering-alcoholic pal whom he At one point, Bryson lectures the bored Katz ews | pulp c y | N ews calls Stephen Katz. The two don’t make it all about shifting tectonic plates, and though his the way; they barely make it part of the way. Frank Masi penchant for such details is part of the joke, But then, it’s the journey, not the destina- what we’re thinking. How are they ever going Robert Redford and Nick Nolte: Not in tents. Redford barely seems to be in on it. He has tion, that matters, and Bryson’s half-jaunty, to be able to lift, much less carry, their packs? some truly funny bits at the beginning, par-

Night+ dA half-jaundiced observations about commun- Redford’s Bryson looks capable, but Katz, with in both the movie Wild and the book it’s based ticularly in a scene with Nick Offerman as an ing with nature — and, by extension, oneself his strawberry-colored face and spare-spare on — Cheryl Strayed’s perceptive, multilay- annoyingly knowledgeable sporting-goods

ge | — make the book. Here’s how he describes tire, looks as if he ought to be skimming along ered memoir of the same name — the pack is salesman. But through most of the movie, Red- A

t the morning after the first night of the walk: in a golf cart. You fear practically a character unto itself. It is, after all, ford is distressingly un-Brysonlike. Bryson is a “The inside of my tent was coated in a curious for them before they a whole miniature household that must be car- thoughtful writer, though he often sneaks his flaky rime, which I realized after a moment THE SUBTEXT: even set one wobbly ried uphill. In Wild, we watch as Reese With- deeper ideas across through humor. Redford was all my nighttime snores, condensed and MEN CAN DO boot on that trail. erspoon becomes first a victim of the pack isn’t loose enough to be funny, and his stolid- frozen and pasted to the fabric, as if into ANYTHING, Yet age is barely an and then its master. But Katz and Bryson hoist ness makes this walk in the woods more like a a scrapbook of respiratory memories.” issue in A Walk in the theirs with barely a grunt (though they do, at trudge. He sure can shoulder that pack, though. What do Robert Redford’s snores look like EVEN WHEN Woods, except as an one point, fall down while attempting to cross after a chilly night in a tent? We shall never THEY’RE excuse for a cavalcade a stream). Perhaps Kwapis and screenwriter [email protected] know, at least not from watching the film ver- ANCIENT! of jokes about all the Bill Holderman just wanted to avoid riffing sion of A Walk in the Woods, which, after more things older men can’t on the stereotype of groaning old men. But A Walk in the Woods than ten years, Redford has finally turned into do that younger men take for granted, most of even this small choice is enough to affect the Starring Robert Redford, Nick Nolte, Emma a reality. He acquired the rights to the book them involving bedroom antics. (At one point, tenor and texture of the story, diminishing the Thompson, Mary Steenburgen, Nick Offerman, and Kristen Schaal. Directed by Ken Kwapis. in 2005, hoping his old friend Paul Newman Katz lays it right out: “You know what I look movie’s potential weight. Fallibility and fragil- Written by Rick Kerb and Bill Holderman. Based

Art | s | Art film | music dish would costar. The project never took flight, for in a woman these days? A heartbeat and full ity are rarely mentioned, except in emotional on a book by Bill Bryson. Opens Friday, September | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | and Newman died in 2008. Now, A Walk in set of limbs.”) Maybe that blissful ignorance terms, like kicking alcohol. The numerous be- 4, at the Classic Gateway Theatre (1820 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale; 954-763-7994; the Woods finally strides out like an awakened is supposed to be refreshing, but it’s really just trayals of the aging body don’t matter so much thegatewaytheatre.com)and Living Room Theaters bear, blinking in the sunlight: Directed by Ken sort of strange. In his book, Bryson devotes se- to these characters, even if they matter to us. (FAU Main Campus, 777 Glades Road, Boca Raton; Kwapis — who has made some sturdy, ser- rious space to the tyranny of the backpack, and The subtext: Men can do anything, even 561-549-2600; fau.livingroomtheaters.com). viceable entertainments, like The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants — it has its charming, lively moments but also many that just feel tired and listless, as if the filmmakers were ▼ ARTHAUS Ben Kingsley and working off a checklist of all the things two Patricia Clarkson. well-past-middle-aged travelers would say Learning to Drive and do while trekking through the wilderness. STARRING PATRICIA CLARKSON, BEN KINGSLEY, JAKE (Ben Kingsley). He’s The past-middle-aged part is key: Bryson WEBER, GRACE GUMMER, AND SARITA CHOUDHURY. the Sikh cabdriver/driv- was in his mid-40s when he set off on his mini ing instructor whose adventure. And while Redford, who plays DIRECTED BY ISABEL COIXET. WRITTEN BY SARAH him here, is exceedingly fit for his years, an KERNOCHAN. BASED ON AN ESSAY BY KATHA POLLITT. advice for handling here’s a knot of tough, tender, persua- the road just might NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm undertaking like this means something very different for a man even 20 years older. Red- sive scenes near the end of Isabel Coix- also (spoiler alert!) be ford himself is an astonishing-looking 79; his et’s life-advice drama Learning to Drive. advice for handling TThese are muscular enough that, had they come life. “The driver’s costar Nick Nolte — playing the wheezing ne’er-do-well Katz, an old friend of Bryson’s earlier, they might have powered the movie biggest problem is

9, 2015 9, from his hometown of Des Moines — is 74. In — the filmmakers’ hearts might be in the right everyone else,” he

XX, 2012 XX, the early scenes, you can’t help but scrutinize place, but the film’s doesn’t kick in until well says. “You can’t trust Linda Kallerus Linda these characters for indicators of decrepitude, after you might already have declared it dead. what they will do.”

ONTH like failing tickers and bum knees: Katz flies eptember This is one of those stories about rebuild- son plays Wendy, the staff book critic at some Wendy sighs, a beat too late, to Bryson’s home in New Hampshire, huff- ing after personal catastrophe. Based on Manhattan magazine, recently jilted by her hus- “Ain’t that the truth.” 3-S ing and puffing as he arrives. Bryson looks

XX–M Katha Pollitt’s essay about taking driving band. Clarkson is commanding and luminous, even Kingsley plays Darwan as a saintly stiff, the vaguely worried about his friend’s condition, lessons after the collapse of her marriage, in stunned-breakdown mode, but even she can’t kind of self-consciously repressed performance but he doesn’t want to do this trip alone, and ONTH Learning to Drive is often listless and uninvolv- make the scenes work where she’s stuck acting Robin Williams sometimes gave in dramas. eptember M there are no other takers. As the two board a S flight to their start point, in Georgia, Bryson’s ing, sadly stripped of Pollitt’s incisiveness. against the literal ghosts of her character’s past. Dodgy as all this is, the film improves markedly wife — played, ably, by a sensible yet sunny The filmmakers try to draw us in to two New The clamor in Wendy’s mind is contrasted, in its last third with the introduction of a new Yorks but botch the details of both: Patricia Clark- clangingly, with the calm inside of Darwan’s character and perspective. ALAN SCHERSTUHL 1818 Emma Thompson — is clearly thinking just browardpalmbeach.com N browardpalmbeach.com What’s all the twitter about? Follow our tweets @ Twitter.com/BrowardNTStreet | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | HHHH “I t’s impossible not to fall in love with ‘Mistress America’.” Joe Neumaier,

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You BBQ | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Greenwood BBQ goes for ethical eating in Lighthouse Point. BY NICOLE DANNA uring work hours at the Boyn- ton Beach law firm Tomberg, Hanson & Halper, legal assistant Mike Edmonson and attorney Dean Halper often Dfound themselves bouncing around the idea of opening their own restaurant. Their concepts ranged from the tried and true — like sandwiches — to the weird. “Pizza in a cone,” Edmonson remembers. “When we hit a dead end with that, we both turned to Photography by Monica McGivern each other and said, ‘Why not barbecue?’ ” that sits for 24 hours before the ribs are Greenwood BBQ takes pride in its sides. tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C Six months ago, they opened Greenwood hickory-smoked at 225 degrees for several BBQ in Lighthouse Point, which focuses on hours. The result is kissed with a touch of its sides. At Greenwood, the macaroni and quality meats that have been meticulously smoky tang, meat encased by a plump pillow cheese is made with a tantalizing combina- sourced, served in environmentally con- of juicy fat. You can eat them as they are — tion of cheddar, Gorgonzola, and Parmesan. scious style. They call it “clean barbecue.” served dry — or with the restaurant’s home- Sautéed kale — a health-conscious take The dining room is painted with “eco- made sauces. Most patrons eat them dry. on collard greens — is cooked to a rubbery friendly” paint and decorated with all- Whereas barbecue enthusiasts notori- softness in a vinegar-sweetened bath. natural bamboo furniture. Cups, straws, ously love to battle over which ’cue style is By now, everyone at the law firm has and plates are disposable — but all com- the best, Greenwood subscribes to no par- brought in a secret recipe or two. The rub postable. The kitchen packages to-go orders ticular style. Carolina pulled pork is served for ribs and pork butt is a secret family in recycled, biodegradable containers. with a vinegary mop sauce; a serious smoked blend, compliments of law-firm partner Halper’s biggest concern was to serve not beef brisket with a hotter sauce, as is typi- Mark Hanson. And the award-winning only good barbecue but “healthy” barbecue. cally found in Texas; pork ribs come Mem- chili is Edmonson’s own, a recipe that’s So Greenwood’s general manager, Lillian phis style in a tangy tomato-based sauce. won him several local competitions. Hines, juggles orders from three meat ven- “It’s a mix of everything we like,” Edmon- The restaurant staff has likewise dors across the country, buying grass-fed beef son explains. “Why kicked in and tweaked recipes. A well- New Times Broward-palm B each that has been raised humanely and without pick just one?” balanced Carolina mop sauce was fine- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH the use of antibiotics, steroids, or GMO feed. SAUTÉED KALE On each table tuned by one of the kitchen staff. A sous Hines patronizes only family-run farms — A HEALTH- sit plastic squeeze chef perfected a homemade applesauce that operate small-scale productions. Spe- CONSCIOUS bottles full of more made in-house with nothing but organic cialty barbecue cuts come from the homey sauce options: thick Washington apples, cinnamon, and a Diamond Mountain Ranch in Northern Cali- TAKE ON and sweet Kansas touch of sugar. And homemade cream fornia. Free-range chicken and turkey come COLLARD City-style barbecue pies make the menu thanks to the resi- from North Carolina’s Joyce Farms, which GREENS — IS sauce, Memphis hot dent “dessert queen” Brittany Rodgers. claims to feed its birds an all-natural diet. COOKED TO sauce, or mango- Edmonson says the long-term plan is “Sourcing the meats is probably one of A RUBBERY and garlic-infused to open additional Greenwood restau- the toughest jobs here, especially when SOFTNESS. blends. Feeling rants across South Florida and one day trying to find the barbecue cuts we’re adventurous? Glass nationwide. He’s even considering a ko- looking for,” Hines says. “The big farms bottles at the order counter hold potent vin- sher version of the restaurant for a site don’t have what we’re looking for. Of egar washes, from apple cider to jalapeño he’s targeted in Brooklyn, New York. course, the smaller farms don’t produce and a blazing red cayenne pepper sauce. “It’s good barbecue that’s better for as much meat. It’s a daily process.” Greenwood’s pulled-pork sandwich you. It’s the sort of place we were look- Her hustle pays off in the pulled is made with more of Myers’ succulent, ing for,” says Edmonson. “We think S M pork, brisket, and ribs. Flavors seem smoky shredded meat, paired with a cheap everyone else feels the same way.” eptember ONTH brighter and more intense than an aver- hamburger bun and a bath of Green-

age barbecue and the cuts leaner. wood’s own Tang-colored mop sauce. [email protected] XX–M The best seller: the pork spare ribs, taken If you’re looking for heat, however, try 3-S from the belly side of the pig’s rib cage. Flatter the intense SmokinHot! chili — an angry, Greenwood BBQ eptember than back ribs, which are curved, belly ribs dark-red mixture with chunks of pork 2014 NE 36th St., Lighthouse Point. Hours ONTH have more bone than meat but loads of flavor. and clumps of ground beef smothered in a are 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Sunday through Thursday

and 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday. XX, 2008 Fall-off-the-bone, though, these are not. spicy tomato and pepper-based goop. Mak- Call 954-971-1369, or visit gwoodbbq.com.

“That’s not what these ribs are supposed ing it has become such a time-consuming 9, 2015 to be about,” says executive chef Frank My- process that Edmonson and Myers pull Chili $6.99 ers, who says his aim in smoking the meat together only one batch each week. It’s usu- Pulled-pork sandwich $12.99 is not to overwhelm taste buds with spice ally gone in a few days, so weekend warriors Homemade applesauce $3.49 Kale-ard greens $3.49 but to draw out the meat’s own natural never stand a chance at ordering a bowl. Mac and cheese $3.49 flavor. He gives each rack of ribs a dry rub Any true barbecue joint also puts love into Cream pies $3.50 2121 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews

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A | SMALL PLATES | Fort Lauderdale-based Khoffner Brewery USA cofounder Rauf Vagifoglu-Khoffner. ▼ Dish

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t KHOFFNER BREWERY the law was replaced with the Provisional German Beer Law, which allows ingredients BRINGING GERMAN- such as yeast, wheat malt, and cane sugar. “My father worked under those original STYLE BEERS TO FORT laws and brewed with just three types of malt and five varieties of hops. In those days, no LAUDERDALE experimenting was allowed,” says Vagifoglu- Khoffner Brewery USA cofound- Khoffner. “I was fascinated by this. I wanted ers Rauf Vagifoglu-Khoffner and Evan to experiment, mix different ingredients Kagan are planning to revolution- to get new tastes, new colors, new aromas ize the craft beer scene in Florida. — something we couldn’t do in Turkey or As chief brewmaster for Khoffner Germany. Today, my only goal is to continue Brewery USA, Vagifoglu-Khoffner says in my father’s footsteps, but in my own way.” his mission is to amass the area’s larg- Just don’t ask | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film est selection of German-style craft ales, him how he does and he’s doing it in Fort Lauderdale. “NEVER ASK ME it. Vagifoglu- “Here in the U.S., there are a lot of WHAT I PUT IN Khoffner won’t breweries doing amazing things, but the MY BEER. NEVER be sharing any brewing scene in Florida is still evolving family secrets: and maturing,” says Vagifoglu-Khoffner. “I ASK ME HOW I “Never ask me came here to start a revolution. I’m bringing MAKE IT. JUST what I put in my my family knowledge and experience, and TELL ME IF YOU beer. Never ask me my goal is to make some of the best Euro- LIKE IT OR NOT.” how I make it. Just pean and craft American beer around.” tell me if you like The son of esteemed German brewer Karl it or not. That’s all that’s important.” Hoffner, Vagifoglu-Khoffner has brewing At 18, Vagifoglu-Khoffner began traveling beer in his blood — a family tradition that to study beer production around the world, spans three generations, beginning with his garnering knowledge from some of Europe’s grandfather. The family name earned notice most esteemed brewmasters. In 2012, he relo- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm when his father left Germany in 1933 to brew cated to the United States to visit the nation’s for the Turkish government’s Bomonti beer top-rated breweries. Last year, he connected factory. With the permission of the German with Kagan, a friend and avid homebrewer Brewers’ Guild, Hoffner moved his family to who today stands as cofounder of Khoffner Turkey and began producing German beer, a Brewery USA in Fort Lauderdale, located a

9, 2015 9, position he held for more than four decades. few doors south of South Florida Distillers.

XX, 2012 XX, Now, Vagifoglu-Khoffner — who named Although Khoffner Brewery is still under his original Turkey-based brewery after his construction and isn’t expected to begin

ONTH family’s German surname spelling — is look- production brewing until October, Kagan eptember ing to take the South Florida craft beer scene confirms the brewery has already signed with

3-S by storm with his father’s old-world brewing Deerfield Beach-based Double Eagle Distrib- XX–M techniques and more than 300 family recipes. uting, a deal he and Vagifoglu-Khoffner say When Vagifoglu-Khoffner was in his will help them place Khoffner beer in bars and ONTH eptember M early teens, his father taught him to brew restaurants from Fort Lauderdale to Miami. S according to the German Beer Purity Law The 5,000-square-foot brewery is home to — known as Reinheitsgebot — a 500-year- a production bottling system and a small army old regulation created by the Holy Roman of brewing tanks, custom-built equipment 22 22 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each S eptember 3-S eptember 9, 2015

23 that includes eight 30-barrel tanks, several 15- and 20-barrel tanks, and five five-barrel tanks that will be used to brew Khoffner’s four flagship families of beer, as well as limited-edition and small-batch brews. “I want to show Europe that America can also produce high-quality, German-style beer,” says Vagifoglu-Khoffner. “Most of all, I care about the quality of the beer and browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com about tradition. It’s my goal to put Florida on the map for good beer in the U.S.” Khoffner Brewery is located at 1110 NE Eighth Ave., Fort Lauderdale. Call 954- 614-2746, or visit khoffner.us. NICOLE DANNA

▼ BEER AND PIGSKIN ts | o N te ts HIMMARSHEE PUBLIC HOUSE HOSTING DOLPHINS SEASON ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews KICKOFF BLOCK PARTY y | The 2015 football season is almost here, A and that means Himmarshee Public House is gearing up for its annual Mi- ami Dolphins-themed block party.

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A kickoff viewing block party, giving residents t and Miami Dolphins fans a proper way FANS CAN to welcome the BOOZE IT UP long-awaited season- AT ANY OF opening game. Himmarshee THE OUTDOOR Public House will BEER TENTS, take over SW Sec- MANNED ond Avenue all day BY LOCAL with a tailgate-style BREWERIES. bash as the Miami Dolphins take on the Washington Redskins starting at 1 p.m. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film The block party will offer plenty of games; specialty football-themed dishes; local, ice-cold beer; contests; and giveaways. Oh, and football. As with years past, the game will be displayed for all to see on a 16- foot LED screen at the end of SW Second Street while patrons play games like cornhole as they rock out to music by DJ Mark Gallo. During the event, fans can booze it up with the best of them at any of the outdoor beer tents, manned by local breweries. For just $5, purchase a beer ticket to drink exclusive beers from South Florida breweries, including Concrete Beach, Funky Buddha, and Saltwater. Signature cocktails featuring Bean NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Apple and Effen vodka will also be available. As for eats: Chow down at the restaurant’s outdoor street barbecue pit, where you’ll find a variety of beer-infused barbecue dishes like pulled-pork sliders, regular sliders, hot

9, 2015 9, dogs, and burgers. Menu items are à la carte,

XX, 2012 XX, and the restaurant’s full brunch menu will be available inside the main dining room.

ONTH The block party goes from 10 a.m. eptember to 6 p.m. Sunday, September 13. The 3-S event is free and open to the public. XX–M Himmarshee Public House is located at 201 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale. ONTH eptember M Call 954-616-5275, or visit facebook. S com/publichouseFTL. NICOLE DANNA

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slideshow presentation of her work that browardpalmbeach.com will include photos of Bettie Page — whom ▼ Music she is most widely known for shooting. “Every year going forward with the burlesque festival, I plan to begin it with a tribute to Bunny to keep her name alive,” La Fleur says. “Unfortu- True nately, I think more people know who Betty Page was than Bunny, and really Bunny was the master behind it all.”

Burlesque Headlining the show is Dirty Martini | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | from the Dita Von Teese Tour, Ray Gun the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | The Florida Burlesque King of Boylesque, and Pretty Boy Rock from Festival wants to remind Comedy Central who will MC the evening. La Fleur will be on stage as well perform- you the art is about ing her original carousel horse routine. more than pasties. “We are trying to make it true to a real BY MICHELLE DE CARION Vaudeville experience,” La Fleur says. “It’s not just strictly the stripping. You are go- hese days, burlesque is largely ing to see what’s common from the 30s known for its striptease, filled and 40s when you would go to the theater with beautiful costumes and and see a show. There will be comedy, tantalizing dances. But originally magic, music, and burlesque of all types. burlesque, which by definition Everybody has their own gimmick, and it Tmeans parody, began as a comedy act where will be done differently by every artist.” men and women performed satirical social Both Friday and Saturday night have commentaries on culture. By the time of the the same lineup of performers, but they Great Depression, vaudeville variety shows may do different acts on each night. So if included acrobatics, singing, comedy, plays, you want to make a weekend out of it, you

magic, and the scantily clad beauties. This can. Tickets are divided up into three lev- tage | a rt | Film D ish Music was known as the “Golden Era” of burlesque, els — Swarovski Crystal for $100 (which and performer and producer of the Florida is guaranteed front row seating), VIP for Burlesque Festival, Bambi La Fleur, is pre- $55, and general admission for $35. But serving this original style and bringing it to those seated in the front row shouldn’t Florida audiences on Friday and Saturday expect to be treated to a strip show. at the Cinema Paradiso in Fort Lauderdale. “I think a woman’s sexuality can be more Though many modern acts have strayed from sexy showing very little than showing it all,” the original concepts, putting their own spin La Fleur says. “My mom always said, ‘Keep on an old pastime, La Fleur is committed to them wondering.’ You gotta make people producing what she calls “true burlesque.” wonder or be excited about something “If you study the history of burlesque, — not necessarily sexually excited — but it’s got very little to do with sexuality,” there has to be an element of surprise in she says. “It has more to do with the art of there. And that’s the beauty of burlesque.” imitation, elaboration, and theatrics. Today, burlesque has branched into several differ- Andrea Louise [email protected] ent arenas, like nerdesque burlesque, where Dedicated to bringing Florida audiences Dixie Dynamite puts on the Ritz.

Florida Burlesque Festival New Times Broward-palm B each a woman in a Wonder Woman costume a true variety show based on a glamor- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH strips — grotesque burlesque, where the ous history, La Fleur decided to bring the the show to Miami native, model, and 8 to 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Cinema Paradiso, 503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost girl grosses the audience out. That is not Florida Burlesque Festival back for its photographer Bunny Yeager, who passed $35 to $100. Visit floridaburlesquefestival.com burlesque. I call that performance art.” second year. This time, she is dedicating away last year. The show will open with a or floridaburlesque.brownpapertickets.com.

The album’s title is a line of empowerment, leaving my house Friday night to go to the its ethics — teamwork, creativity, exploration, and Wilson’s Right the band urging many, including those in bar, wherever I’m trying to blow off steam.” experimentation — were a guide for growing up. The Detroit metal band’s Detroit, home of so many downtrodden Wilson formed six years ago, and the “As I got older, I wanted to make my own Americans, to get up and fight back against current lineup has been playing nonstop for music and understand why the people who I ethos: Just do it. BY JACOB UITTI what’s crushed them. The music on the album’s more than three years. Now, they’re “smelling loved as a kid loved writing songs,” he says. had Nicefield is not ashamed to title track pushes forward, the guitar and each other’s farts in “Music allowed me to feel like I was a part of a admit that he got into the whole bass like two hands on the back of a person a van” and traveling community of people. You see people who have music thing for the free beer. But without momentum. “Come on and raise your “MUSIC the country on a tour the same feelings as you do, and you connect Cas the sound of his band, , matured, flag!” shouts Nicefield, imploring action. that won’t conclude with them. I don’t know what I’d do without it.” Wilson ALLOWED S M so did its goals. Its focus has widened, The five-piece, though, certainly does until the end of 2015. Music is the means by which he and his band eptember

ME TO FEEL ONTH turned into something more than the know how to have a good time together too. LIKE I WAS For Nicefield, who have grown up, and Nicefield hopes Wilson, a

members themselves. The group has taken Nicefield dubs its ethic “fuckery,” meaning A PART OF A says he had a lot of band that wears its “story on its sleeve,” can XX–M on the role of repping and bolstering its “the kind of attitude that says, ‘I’m just gonna COMMUNITY anger as an “angsty” be an example for people moving forward. 3-S

hometown of Detroit, a city that’s seen its do it. I’m gonna make myself happy and do youth, music became “Our city shaped us,” he says. “We know eptember

OF PEOPLE.” ONTH fair share of turmoil over the past decade. the things in life that allow me to enjoy the important as a way of how to work hard, overcome hardships.

“We’re not ashamed to say we’re products little bit of time I have here on Earth.’�” organizing the world and as a lens through which We’re not weak people — you have the hard XX, 2008 of our environment,” Nicefield says during a That bold attitude comes through in he could interpret his life toward positive means. times, which lead to the good times.” 9, 2015 phone interview while on tour with his band, Wilson’s music, a brash style of heavy metal. His mother, he says, introduced him to bands like supporting its latest full-length, Right to Rise. Were he not in the band, Nicefield, whose Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, and Thin Lizzy at an Wilson “Given all the hardships our city and families day job is a talent buyer for a production early age. And it was music that offered him a 7 p.m. (doors 6:30 p.m.) Wednesday, September 9, at Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, have gone through, we wanted to honor the company, says he’d be listening to it at “5 way to meet people, make friends, and focus his Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost $23 plus fees. stories of Detroit. It’s not just about the rubble.” p.m. on my way home from work, 8 p.m. energy. Music, he says, offered a code to live by; Call 954-564-1074, or visit cultureroom.net. 2525 Hey, “Bartender”! browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

Niño Munoz | MUSIC PREVIEWS | Clematis, you’re sure to get a syrupy-sweet treat from this talented duo. MICHELLE DE CARION ▼ Music Lady Antebellum 7 P.M., SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT PERFECT VODKA The Whiskey Wasps AMPHITHEATRE, 601-7 SANSBURY’S WAY, WEST PALM 8 P.M. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, AT THE KREEPY TIKI, 2606 BEACH. TICKETS COST $30.75 TO $60.50 PLUS FEES. CALL S. FEDERAL HIGHWAY, FORT LAUDERDALE, $5. VISIT 581-795-8883, OR VISIT CONCERTS.LIVENATION.COM.

NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS NIGHT+DAY KREEPYTIKITATTOOS.COM, OR CALL 305-803-9014 There’s a segment in Lady Antebellum’s Every Monday night at the Hullabaloo video for their hit “Bartender,” the first single in West Palm Beach, the Whiskey Wasps off the group’s latest album, 747, where lead bring their haunting but soothing sounds singer Hillary Scott is on the phone with a to Clematis Street. Billy Schmidt and his girlfriend who’s telling her to forget the man wife, Rachel DuVall, who are also the cre- who left her and to come out for music and ators of the indie-rock band Raggy Mon- dancing. It’s a triumphant moment and an ster, make up the duo and bring a different inspiring one — and the type of celebratory acoustic sound to their usual Raggy fans mood the band embodies performing onstage. and relaxing tunes to new listeners. Their Scott roars during the chorus, “Goin’ till beautifully simple setup with the Whiskey they cut me off! Wanna get a little lost!” Hearing Wasps is more reminiscent of when they her sing these spirited words, it’s easy to imag- originally started writing music together, ine that, when performing live, she won’t ex- when they were in college four years ago. actly be speaking for herself — rather, she’ll be At Hullabaloo, they even have a cock- inspiring a few thousand of her closest friends. tail named after them, called the Whiskey The group, which began when singer Wasp. It’s made of bourbon, lemon, lime, a Charles Kelley moved to Nashville in the mid- DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | ginger-honey syrup, and a splash of soda. ’00s and convinced former classmate, musician “All of their cocktails are named after dead Dave Haywood, to meet him from Georgia, has musicians,” Schmidt says. “We are actually gone on to big things. After joining forces with the only live musicians on the menu. I love Scott (via MySpace, of all places), they have it. I usually drink a few every time we play.” garnered many accolades and written several Though the Whiskey Wasps have become uber-popular, high-energy country songs, rack- regulars in West Palm, they are very busy ing up tens of millions of YouTube views and a performing all over South Florida, in coffee swarm of adoring fans via the band members’ shops, wine bars, and other chill environ- inclusive message: They want to party with you ments, including the Kreepy Tiki in Fort Lau- and forget the troubles of the outside world. derdale, where they’ll perform Friday night. On the platinum-selling band’s journey The Whiskey Wasps’ songs consist of half toward their “Wheels Up 2015” tour, Lady An- original music and half covers. Some of them tebellum has won Top New Group by the Acad- are from music legends like Johnny Cash and emy of Country Music and New Artist of the Bob Dylan, but they also tackle newer tunes Year by the Country Music Association in 2008. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM such as “California Girls” by Katy Perry. Its song “I Run to You” won a Grammy for Schmidt and DuVall’s original works are Best Country Performance by a Group. A big inspired by interesting stories that evoke emo- reason for the success is the members’ boom- tion. Their song “The Long Grey” is based on a ing vivacity onstage mixed with Scott’s rich piece of art created by one of their close friends voice, Kelley’s down-home backup vocals, and

9, 2015 9, who takes photos of random things and then Haywood’s familiar piano lines and guitar licks.

XX, 2012 XX, writes metaphorical stories about them. One “Being on the road and writing new songs, particular image of a sidewalk with grass all we found ourselves wanting more of that high-

ONTH over it inspired a tale about how the grass used energy material,” Haywood says on the band’s EPTEMBER to be one colony and then someone came in and Facebook page, which has more than 11 million 3-S split it into two sides. The dying grass repre- likes. “We came up with songs like ‘Bartender’ XX–M sented dead bodies from when they had a war. and ‘Long Stretch of Love,’ with that big feel- Schmidt admits that they actually play as ing that really hits you hard in an arena.” ONTH EPTEMBER M the Whiskey Wasps more than Raggy Mon- See how it all translates in an amphi- S ster and are starting to gain new loyal fans. theater on Sunday night. JACOB UITTI Whether you stop by the Kreepy Tiki on 26 26 Friday or catch them at their weekly spot on [email protected] | CONCERTS & CLUBS | Camel Toe: 11 p.m., Free. Poorhouse, 110 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauder- Saturdays, 10 p.m., cover charge. Stache 1920’s Drinking Den, Theatre De Underground., 9 p.m., Free. 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Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561-330-3232, dada.closermagazine. | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | Gallimimus: 11 p.m., cover charge. Dada Restaurant & Lounge, 52 N. com/index.html. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | THURSDAY, SEPT. 3 Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561-330-3232, dada.closermagazine. SUNDAY, SEPT. 6 Tremonti & Trivium: The HardDrive Live Tour, 6:30 p.m., $23. Culture com/index.html. Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, Chris Brown: One Hell of a Nite Tour with Kid Ink, Omarion, Fetty Wap, Surfer’s Paradise Theme Party: Throw on your boardies and bikinis — Churchill’s Pub 36 Year Birthday Bash: With Riot Agents, Party Flag, cultureroom.net. and Teyana Taylor, 7 p.m., $36-$122. American Airlines Arena, 601 it’s time to enjoy live music from Stephen Cogswell, Captive Eddie’s, DNR, Clu’s Rebellion, the Rockadictos, the Similar Prisoners, the Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 786-777-1000, aaarena.com. and Not Spices, summer cocktails, and more. Presented by Imbibe Filthy Casuals, Trash Hampers, Leftorium, Köcosanté, Montage, DWHAS: 10 p.m., Free. Shade Post, 16 NW 1st St., Fort Lauderdale, Happy Hour, 5 p.m., cover charge. Stache 1920’s Drinking Den, 109 and others, 7 p.m., Free. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, EARLY WARNINGS 954-874-4160, shadepost.com. SW 2nd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, stacheftl.com. 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Karlos Marz Band: Presented by Reggae Night, 11 p.m., cover charge. UNRB: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561-747-8878, 50 Cent’s Effen Vodka Bottle Signing: Grab a bottle of 50 Cent’s SEPTEMBER Dada Restaurant & Lounge, 52 N. 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The Funky Biscuit, 303 SATURDAY, SEPT. 5 com/default.aspx. 10, 11 p.m., cover charge. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Girlfriend Material: With WRMF and Smitty, 3 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, Palm Beach, 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com. Stache of Laughs & JMB Records Thursday Sound Series: An Albert Castiglia: 8 p.m., $10. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561-747-8878, guanabanas.com. Zappa Plays Zappa: Thu., Sept. 10, 7:30 p.m., $28. Culture Room, all-female comedy showcase from 9 to 11 p.m. followed by music Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Lady Antebellum: Wheels Up 2015 Tour with Hunter Hayes and 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, by Musical Charis, Great Aunts, and Fun at Parties., 9 p.m., cover Churchill’s Pub 36 Year Birthday Bash: With Gruesome, Solstice, Sam Hunt. Presented by the 2015 Country Megaticket, 7 p.m., cultureroom.net. charge. Stache 1920’s Drinking Den, 109 SW 2nd Ave., Fort Lau- Orbweaver, Nutcheck, Sapraemia, Male Model, Mistr Rey, ‘Ta Bien, $25.50-$55.25. Perfect Vodka Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Crookers: Fri., Sept. 11, 10 p.m., $17. Stache 1920’s Drinking Den, 109 derdale, stacheftl.com. Host, Colour ith Sound, Human Fluid Rot, Grey 8s, Total Tröunce, Way No. 7, West Palm Beach, 561-795-8883, ticketmaster.com. SW 2nd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, stacheftl.com. Tall Juan: With Gymshorts, Ben Katzman’s DeGreaser, the Gun Hoes, the Glorious Death, Sevensins, Mindscar, In Oculus, Clu’s Rebellion, Layzie Bone & the Thugs Band: 8 p.m., $20-$40. Grand Central, Eric Culberson: This event is minors under 21 with parent or legal Booty & the Browns, and Milk Spot. Presented by BUFU Records, 9 Juju Pie, Rat Bastard & Kenny Millions, Seafoam Walls, and others, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. guardian., Fri., Sept. 11, 9 p.m., $10. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner p.m., $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, 5 p.m., Free. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757- Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. tage | a rt | Film D ish Music churchillspub.com. 1807, churchillspub.com. MONDAY, SEPT. 7 Mick Jenkins: Presented by Dope Entertainment, Fri., Sept. 11, 7 p.m., WhoMadeWho: With Pompeya and Krisp., 8 p.m., $20-$25. Grand Cen- Eons: With Celebrator, 10 p.m., cover charge. Respectable Street, 518 $18-$65. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, tral, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com. Bringing Back Family II: With Crash Tandy, Rozet, Anastasia churchillspub.com. Herbal Krew: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561- Max, Jordynn Lurie, Cassidy Shooster & Brothers, and oth- Purity Ring: Another Eternity Tour, Fri., Sept. 11, 8:30 p.m., $22.50-$25. FRIDAY, SEPT. 4 747-8878, guanabanas.com. ers. 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