TRINITY COLLEGE • HARTFORD • CONNECTICUT Vol. LXXXVI • Issue IS • March 14,1989 RIPOD Trinity Loses Vice President Constance Ware Dies at 57 member of the public relations staff and became assistant director of de- velopment in 1970, She was named associate, director of development in 1974 and director of development in 1977. becomine vice president in 1983. Ware was active in the Greater Hartford United Way. She also served onthe fundraising'committees for the Institute of Living in Hartford, for which she was a corporate, and the Hartford Symphony Society. She had been vice president of the society's auxiliary group. Ware established a .$250,000 revolving fund for the Hartford Archi- tecture Conservancy, which she had THE HARTFORD COURANT, sei'ved as vice president, and started a THURSDAY. MARCH 9—Con- benefit event thai provides a conser- stance Everett Ware, vice president vancy scholarship fund. for development at Trinity College, She had been president and died Tuesday at Hartford Hospital. chairwoman of the ways and means Ware, who was active in civic committee of the Hartt Opera Theater affairs and would have been 58 Guild and was a member of the trus- Wednesday, had homes in Bloom- tee development committee of the field and Newport, R.I. Convent of the Sacred Heart School At Trinity, Ware was respon- in New York City. sible for fund raising activities. Under Ware was also a lecturer at the her direction, the $42 million Cam- Hartford Graduate Center and served paign for Trinity fund raising effort as vice president of the Coordinating reached its goal last fall, eight months Council of the Arts. ahead of schedule. The Campaign She received the outstanding was launched in 1986. fund raising executive award from Trinity President James F. Eng- the Connecticut chapter of the Na- lish said Wednesday "Connie was a tional Society of Fund Raising Ex- person of truly remarkable energy, ecutives in 1988. She was honored by wit and courage. The success of The the YWCA Women in Leadership Campaign for Trinity, which has program in 1970 and was given a exceeded its goal by a substantial United Way volunteer recognition margin, is largely the result of her award in 1980. professional skill and intense dedica- Services for Ware were held tion to the college." Kurtz Slams one home in the Bantam's 70 triumph over Rhode Island College in the EC AC New Saturday, March 11, The cause of England Division III championship. Photo by Richard Messina/Tte Hartford Courant Ware joined Trinity in 1964 as a death was not released. Student Artwork Stolen From Mather at the time whether the artists them- Alumna Pam Boulton's draw- Gushee, along with past Artist- dents are willing and wanting to selves had personally removed the ing had been given to Artist-in-Resi- in-Residence Elizabeth Tracy, estab- exhibit their work," Gushee assessed. -By Patricia Pierson- works from the area, thus delaying dence William Burk last year in ap- lished the Art Space as a forum for Regarding her decision, Gomes Copy Editor any immediate inquiries into the preciation for his instruction during sharing the considerable amount of said, "That was hard for me. At first, thefts. her time at Trinity. student artwork with the student body Ididn'twanttoriskit." Nevertheless, "We've never had a theft in the There is no photograph of and with the community. Gomes selected the Art Space as the Two original works of student history of Mather Art Space. There Boulton's work available, but a pic- Tracy explained that, in the past, site for her upcoming exhibit because art were stolen from the Mather Hall was an incident...of a kind of vandal- ture of Gomes' piece is being distrib- ".. .students h a ve res pected their peers' she believes "It's really the best space Student Center in the days prior to ism to some of the artwork, but there uted on the campus in hopes that it works.," and that this sense of respect for my work." open period. was just one case of that," explained .will be recognized and the drawing had been very reassuring to the art- "I was really, really upset when, The drawings, an oil pasjel on Curator of Mather Art Space Kath- returned (see photo). ists. "To have that undermined by this I found out [about the theft]. Obvi- paper by Julie Gomes '89 and a draw- leen Curry. "I have no sense if it is a student theft is really disenchanting," Gushee ously, its an original work*and no ing by" Pam Boulton '88, were re- Curry described the disappear- who has taken the artworks...The first observed. matter how many similar ones I make, ance of Gomes' drawing as "most time I noticed it I thought the students Gushee further elaborated that, I'll never have the same one," ex- ported missing from the Mather Art plained Gomes. "I would love it if Space and the Alumni Room, respec- disappointing" in that Gomes had had taken it home to show their fami- "there are lots of people in this build- lies," noted Director of Mather Hall ing every day. Once launched, many there would be,someone all the time tively, on Friday, February 17. intended to include the work in her watching theart. I've had other things Mather employees were unsure senior thesis. Anne Gushee. people come to see the exhibits. We are on the calendar of events. This stolen, but never a piece of artwork, building isopen24hours a day; people and that's the most personal thing. I' have access." m always going to be worried. I don't even know how to react to it. I'll have Two Students Trash Cars Regarding the identity of the to put it behind me...I'm going to be perpetrators, Gushee said, "I choose nervous," related Gomes. dents were walking behind him. covered a security guard assessing to think that someone admired the -By David Gerber- Rather than confronting the two, he the shattered rear windshield. It was drawings and chose to have them in Both Curry and Gushee stressed that their objective is to retrieve the Asxistcmt News Editor decided to inform security that the not until the next day that a guard their rooms.! don't think it was mali- vandals would be passing by Mather informed Spikes that they "had caught cious. We don't know who it was." 1 ost art and not to seek punishm ent for soon. When it became apparent that the two.students." Despite the potential risks. thetheif. , Two unidentified Freshmen the students had gone into Cook in- Spikes, who lists Trinity as "one Gomes decided Friday to stage her As Curry insisted, " We'd most were apprehended at approximately stead, security casually searched the of my top choices," claims that she senior exhibit in the Art Space. of all appreciate the return of the 3:20 a.m. Sunday morning after dorm. does not believe that the incident is "I'm very pleased that she's work," adding that the drawings may be anonymously replaced in the Art throwing trash cans through the win- "We went to Cook, and we indicative of Trinity student behav- choosing to do that, because I think dows of two automobiles parked in ior. "The incident was disillusioning, that's

Freshman Election: A ^^ino^ VOU .Should An Insider's Look about fWinfl/o a 747 : To the Trinity Community: though, an individual decided that Having the elections behind me either I didn't deserve to be vice- at this point, I've taken the time to • president, or I stood in the way of the-. gathermy thoughts regarding the level right candidate being elected. of enthusiasm and competition roused Through my campaign, I tried to keep up by the many eager candidates. my ego,in check while recognizing a$ked cohere./ou Havingcome from a small high school that all of my opponents were just as, iiKtt where I was part of a unenthusiastic if not more qualified than I. In my student government, this election speech, some of you may remember provided exciting new goals for me to my-say ing that what I would offer the Meyer reach toward. The mere number of Freshman class was a vice-president in a pte presidential and vice-presidential who would work with his president, candidates amazed me, and the multi- and help his or her ideas become o\aer than tudes of posters the student body was reality. I never made claims that I was exposed to conveyed the sincerity of better than anyone else, but rather, all of these candidates. If this wasn't only that I wanted to be elected. enough to convince me or my fellow On my way to my first class on classmates, Dave Shapiro's invita- election day, I found posters making tion allowing all the candidates to some pretty outrageous statements speak certainly did. The overwhelm- with my name attached to them. ing participation and attendance pleas- "None of the other candidates, are antly surprised me. Considering that qualified." "I'm the best!" Luckily, over three hundred votes were cast, I those of you who knew me realized gather that the enthusiasm of those that I would never make this sort of a. work and time put into a campaign. If I also received phone calls from like to thank all of'you for electing running for office was shared by the statement. Nevertheless, the damage I had lost under these conditions, I opponents congratulating me on my me. If anyone ever has a suggestion members of our class. was done. This election had been imagine I would have been left with a victory. I can't vocalize how much I with regard to our class, my number is Despite all of* these positive tainted with dirty politics. When at- bad taste in my mouth. Luckily for appreciate this. I must say that I'm in the,directory. factors, this election did have its tempting to figure out how 1 wanted me, I won, and this isn't a concern deeply impressed with the level of negative aspects. [ imagine every to deal with this situation, I decided presently. I'm just a little .saddened sincerity displayed by my fellow stu- Thanks again, individual running.for an office was that writing a letter to the Tripod was that a freshman college election could dents. It makes me think that I have a Harlan Miller, "92 angered at one point by the thought my only outlet. At this point, I realize sink to this level. lot more good people and friends to Freshman Class Vice-President that someone had cither covered up or that not allowing myself to be in- As a closing note, I would like to meet out there. Just before I go. I'd ripped down his posters. I think we sulted is the most important thing I comment that I really appreciate the all realize that this is part of the elec- can do. It's hard for me to imagine gesture a few of my fellow candidates tion process, and that we should have doing something that would be an made to me on election day by calling Committee Asks thick skin. Somewhere along the line active attempt to unfairly destroy the me with regard to the phony posters. For Student Help Dear Tripod readers: Baseball Team: Thanks Marty! Do you remember those articles some months ago concerning To the Trinity Community: social and academic apathy here at Trinity? These issues are still alive The baseball team wishes to thank Marty at the View for his donation of 2 tickets to an and there are people working to investigate them. If you are interested upcoming Whalers game. The party at AD was a great success, and thanks to the support of Marty in fmdi ng out more about what is be ing done or i f y ou w ould like to help and the rest of the Trinity community which attended, our Spring trip to Florida was been made the committee established for this concern please call or write me. much easier. Again, our thanks. 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Page 4 • The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 News Boyers Lobbies at Capitol tance to community service programs. of our gains will amount to nothing," A bill to establish a Community says Boyers. -By Blane Kieng- Service Fellowship was created and Part of the funds will be used to News Staff Writer passed last year, but the program was establish a mini-fund of $6,000. The not included in the proposed state appropriation of the money from this budget this year due the a projected fund will be decided by the fellows. Marissa Boyers '89, president deficit of $247.3 million for the end Trinity's Community Outreach of the Community Outreach program, of the 1988-1989 fiscal year. program has already received a grant testified at a hearing before the Con- OneoftheprovisionsofBill916 for$320 from the 1988 to 1989 school necticut State Legislature Education will entail the appropriation of year program's funds to establish a Committee as part of a concerted effort $50,000 to help maintain the Fellow- resource library that will contain lit- to push forward the approval of two ship program. erature concerning topics as careers bills that are vital to Community TheFellowshipcomprisesoftwo in non-profit and guidelines to follow Service programs all over the state. positions, a faculty member position in establishing and maintaining a Both college and high school and a student position. Together they volunteer program. student community service- leaders help coordinate a network for all This may be a one-time thing from all across the state testified at the community services across the state. this year for community serv ice," said hearing, which was held at the legis- "The progress we have seen this Community Outreach Director Jude lative building in downtown Hart- year due to the Fellowship has been Hersey. "With the budget problems ford. invaluable to our efforts in [Trinity's the state is having, it may be cut," she The testimonies were given in Community Outreach program]. We said. support of the approval of Bills 836 would not have had the resources on As part of the function of their and 916, both of which lend assis- ourawn.and unless the bill passes, all positions, the fellowship is sponsor- ing a statewide community service conference. The conference entitled. Outreach Computer Stolen "Building Connections in the Nine- The body of the AT&T com- ties," will be held at Trinity on the •By John Claud- puter was left in tact, but the monitor weekend of April 22-23. and keyboard were removed. ' News Editor This will be the first student-run utreach funds at the State "We have no idea who took it," conference in the state. Three sets of rtanssa 3oyers '89, who lobbied for Community said Hersey. "Theoffice is very open. workshops concerning such issues as Capital. Photo bv Lisa Denny A computer monitor and key- It couldjiave been anyone., I don't homelessness, illiteracy, and race board were stolen from the Student know if it was a student or not."' relations are scheduled for the two Activities Office the night of March A statewide conference will be days. 6, which will interrupt work for an held here in April for students in- Bill 836 will establish^ Campus Student Auction upcoming student conference in volved iii Community Outreach, and Compact for all public and private April. the computer was a valued piece of The equipment was last seen Connecticut university and college equipment in the preparation of this presidents to meet regularly to dis- when the Trinity College Activities event. Committee (TCAC) held a meeting cuss issues of community service. Plans Underway Hallden Engineering Labratory Matt Gilmond '89, "The first auction in the office on the second floor of The purpose is to encourage and is loaning a computer to the Outreach support community service programs -By Ngoc Dung Ho- was a tremendous success. It was a Mather Campus Center Sunday eve- Office until other arrangements can very valuable experience for all the ning. at institutions of higher education in Special to the Tripod be made. the state. students who were involved. Not The items were noticed to be "[Hallden] responded quickjy The general feeling from those, A group of students have initi- only was it a fun event for the com- gone when students returned to the when they realized our needs," said munity, but it also showed that stu- office on Monday morning. who testified concerning the hearing ated plans for a, student auction that Hersey. "We had a new computer up was one of optimism. They hope that will be held next fall. This auction, dents can make a difference on this Community Outreach Coordi- and running by Thursday." which is in response to the Kresge campus." nator Jude Hersey. said, "It's dissap. their testimony will, persuade the The investigation of the matter Education-Committee to recommend Foundation; challenge;; will: be the , Proceeds from the second Stu-j pointing to the students because is being conducted by the Trinity second in Trinity's history. fConimuniry Outreach is| here to help approval of the bill to (he General dent A|iction.:\vill be the students "| Security Staff. No leads exist at the Assembly. The General Assembly The auction is more than just a contribution to the Kresge challenge.' people. It's hard to accept that some- moment, but the investigation is one came in [the office] and took it.'! will vote on both of these bills this money-making event. According to The Kresge Foundation has ongoing. '• • •• •••' ': •• week. agreed to give Trinity a $500,000 grant towards the construction of the new academic bu i Iding and the alumni Spring Break Turns Violent at Top Resorts center if Trinity raises $2,007,000 by CPS—Spring Break hasn't been room. resort, snarling traffic, littering Carlyleof the island's tourist bureau, January I, 1990. what it used to be during the last three Palm Springs, Calif, —still beaches, and outraging local residents, "although we do look forward to our Suzanne Carroll '90emphasized. years. There have been terrible riots sPriarting from a 1986 riot in which Person added the city is making survivors' party in April," "Supporting the auction is an excel- in Palm Springs and South Padre Is- hundreds of revelers ran wild, van- no special attempt to invite students The beach town, which last lent opportunity for students to help land, a string of deaths in Daytona dalized property, threw rocks, ripped this year either, spring endured a violent riot, has "been improve facilities on campus. They Beach arid a rigid crackdown on pub] ic clothes off women, and briefly took About 10,000-15,000 revelers real careful and |we] have been able will not only be able to use these drinking in Fort Lauderdale. over the center of town—met stu- are expected in Palm Springs, city to learn from [other resorts'] mis- facilities while they are undergradu- Yet, though the size of the wel- dents last spring with a show of force, promotions director Pam LiCal si said. takes," Carlyle said. ates, but as alumni as well." come mat varies, most of the tradi- empowering police to ticket and ar- "Palm Springs is way out," Traffic jams remain the island's The committee has set an ag- tional spring break getaway spots say rest vacationers for public drunken- complained Chris Schneer, a national biggest spring break problem, though gres\sive,goal of obtaining 75 gifts by they want students back. Sort of. ness and rowdy behavior on the spot sales representative forCollege fours, Carlyle said the inconvenience is April 12. So far, a fur coat, two Fort Lauderdale, Fla.. for ex- instead of letting officers use their the largest spring break operator for minor in light of the boon 300,000 sculptures, a day of yachting, a hand- ample, which once reigned as the. discretion to issue warrants. Mexico. "It's too strict, there are no student visitors are to the local econ- knit sweater, and restaurant gift cer- national magnet for those looking for The crackdowns have helped crowds and way too many police omy. To keep the students happy, tificates have been donated. sun, sex, and fun during break, in drive students elsewhere. officers." five new night clubs have opened. •"Anything and everything," is 1987 passed a series of strict new Only about 20,000 students are The Florida resorts have become Mexico is also openly inviting what Gift Committee Co-Chair Lind- . laws to punish students who sleep on expected in Fort Lauderdale this so rigid that "it's really slowed down, say McNair '90 is looking for in spring, city recreation superintendent students. the beach, look drunk in public and. and you can'teverldo what you want," Schneer estimates 40,000- donations. McNair explained. "We are crammed too many to 'a hotel Steve Person says.' In 1985, about added Schneer. who gets paid to lure don'texpect students to donateelabo- 350,000 students descended on the 50,000 students will visit Mazatlan, students to Mexico instead. about 1,000 will go to Puerto Vallarta rate gifts. I think what is more impor- Nevertheless, some U.S. resorts and that Cancun, the normally expen- tant is that they show their support for Conecticut State Law May still want students to come. sive east coast resort that is trying to the school by giving their time, Some 230 miles up the Atlantic recover from a 1988 hurricane by whether it means mowing someone's coast from Lauderdale, Daytona promoting itself as a spring break lawn or babysitting. Anything stu- Impact Campus Drinking Beach gladly has tried to fill the void, town for the first time, will draw dents can give would be greatly ap- CPS—In what may be the most the crime committed on campuses is spending about $40,000 on market- preciated." alcohol-related, and that school poli- about 3.000 collegians. sweeping attempt to restrict student ing gimmicks to draw students. Steve Sonnone '90 added, drinking in the United States, a Con- cies may encourage students to drink, Other vacation spot promoters About 300,000-400,000 should are staging events to keep visitors "People don't think that they have necticut state legislator has introduced even most of are younger than 21, show up, predicts Georgia Carter of Connecticut's legal drinking age. lawfully entertained. anything valuable to give. But, we a bill which, if passed, would ban the city's tourist bureau, each spend- would rather have 50 students donate alcohol from state colleges. A University of Connecticut Many resort officials'are organ- ing an average of $325 each week izing intramural sports tourneys, small gifts and services, than get one State Rep. Edith Prague says her committee already has begun study- they stay. big gift that will cost more than all the bill prohibiting the sale, distribution, ing ways to decrease student drink- concerts and contests to'shift the Civic paydays like that normally emphasis away from drinking during auction items combined." and consumption of booze on ing, and may prohibit it even if help city officials tolerate a lot of the Prague's bill is not passed. the five-week break period, which The auction is only one part of a Connecticut's public campuses is insulting public behaviors, vandal- galaeveningof fundraising. The night warranted by the rise in alcohol abuse UConn officials started review- different schools start anywhere from ism, violence, and even deaths that late February through early April. will begin with a dinner in Hamlin among students. ing campus drinking policies last seem to arise whenever huge hordes spring, when student celebrations of Under those circumstances. Hall, followed by a cocktail reception "Alcohol abuse by the youth of of students descend on a town. in the Rittenberg Lounge. today is a major problem that cannot the schools National Invitation Tour- Lauderdale, for one, would still love Although Daytopa Beach has to host students. A professional auctioneer will be ignored," Prague said. nament basketball victory were had its share of petty crime and major marred by several incidents of van- "If astudent is looking for a nice take bids for the larger items in the Numerous surveys from around tragedy — since 1984. seven people Washington Room. There will also the country confirm her view. The dalism. have died and 34 others have been place to vacation, with good restau- Students however, dislike the rants, bars and stores, then Fort Lau- be a silent auction for small items, • last week of January, for instance, the injured in falls from hotel and motel such as the gift certificates. Association of Junior Leagues re- prospect of further restrictions. balconies — city officials are reso- derdaie is a good choice." Person "Legislating a dry campus is unnec- offered. Gilmond added that the auction ported that "heavy" drinking is in- lutely upbeat. will only be successful if the commit- creasing among college women in essary." said UConn student govern- "Everybody's getting better" at "We're continuing to encourage ment President Ross Garber. students to come to Palm Springs and tee .has the support of the student particular. behaving civilly. Carter maintains. body." Gifts are only one portion of Prague contends that is because "I' ve gotten some feedback from have a good time, " LiCalsi noted. "Many citizens are curious to "But we're also encouraging them to> the auction. "We need motivated college life revolves too much around students who feel UConn should see what goes on." she adds. "Others comply with the state law, but follow the rules." students who wi II volunteer their time drinking, while academics and self- just avoid it." to make this auction even better than enrichment have taken a back seat. shouldn't restrict the activities of Figuring some students may find At South Padre Island off the the that requirement too onerous. Col- the first." he stressed. "Learning to drink is not part of the adults." Gulf coast of Texas, the hosts are curriculum." "I think the kids that want to lege Tour's Schneer points out Mex- The idea of a fundraising auc- 1 similarly tolerant. "Most of us enjoy ico is "a lot cheaper and the drinking tion organized solely by students was Prague also argues that much of drink would still get their alcohol [the student invasion|,"says Bree/.e age is only 18." Continued On Pagi ft The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 • Page 5 News ASIA Makes Pledge for a More Active Role active role in the Admissions proc- ECASU is a network of the ASIA relations with other minorities. Ho who still retain their cultural back- -By John Claud- also emphasized that the increased ess. A college recruitment day in ground," types of organizations of 50east coast Boston's Chinatown is one activity Ncws Editor colleges. There is a similar organiza- occurrence of so-called "Asian-bash- "At this time, with colleges ing" is of great concern to the organi- which ASIA feels it is important for around the country cutting Asian tion on the westcoast. It is instrumen- Trinity to participate in. tal in motivating students and ad- zation. admissions and the increase of racial The Asian Students International ministrations to make Asian issues ASIA is planning a Big Brother/ Ho stated, "The Asian popula- incidents directed against Asians, it is Association (ASIA) is planning to known. Big Sister program to let freshmen tion here is not very diverse and is .important for the Trinity ASIA to take a more active role at Trinity. Asian students know that a support mainly assimilated. It would be good become more vocal on issues which it A regional meeting of ECASU for college diversity to reach people Recent events, such as ASIA's par- was held at Trinity on March 4, to group for them does exist. ASIA finds important," said Ho. ticipation in the East Coast Asian plan the conference which will be members will write to incoming fresh- Students' Union (ECASU) have held at Columbia University and men to offer their aid in the freshman prompted the Trinity organization to Hunter College on March 24-26. The adjustment period. clarify their purpose. conference will address the issue of "While adjusting to the college Many planned activities, such as Asian empowerment through unity. atmosphere is hard for all freshmen, it a workshop presentation at the up- There will be speakers, workshops, is even more so for Asian, Black, and coming ECASU conference, a sched- and discussions on the issues facing Hispanic students because there are uled Big Brother/Big Sister program different Asian groups today. so few of them and the inherent preju- for incoming Asian freshmen, and "This is a very important confer- dices that they will face from the lobbying for the establishment Of an ence for Trinity," stated Ho, "we will Trinity community," explained Ho. International Student Cultural Center be represented on the student panel The big brother/big sister would will serve to emphasize the Asian along with the larger schools such as act as a role model and counsellor presence at Trinity. Harvard and Yale. We will be show- coming from a similar background as President of ASIA, Ngoc Dung ing the problems of Asian students at the freshman in order to guide them in Ho '90 stressed that, "Trinity stu- a small school level." their first year. dents don't take advantage of the Trinity will also be hosting a An International Student Cul- diversity which we have. There are workshop on the "Model Minority tural Center, which is being proposed six South African students here, how Myth',' at the conference. Ho ex- by ASIA,, would serve as a place many paople have taken the opportu- plained that racism towards Asians where international and Asian stu- nity to learn about what is going on in tends to be subtle, and often Asians dents could share theircultural diver- their country from someone who has are used as an example to undermine- sity with the rest of the Trinity student experienced it first-hand? The idea of other minorities, the "model minor- body. Ideas are to use the center to help celebrate cultural events and the college is to broaden your intellectual ity. horizons." Th is prejudice undermines Asian uniqueness of Asian culture. Ho pointed to the growing di- versity of students on campus, "In- stead of making them conform to Charles King Lectures Trinity standards, why not celebrate the diversity?" Ngoc Dung Ho '90, President of ASIA, pledges that ASIA will take a more At Wesleyan on Racism ASIA also hopes to take a more active roll at Trinity. Photo by Sue Muik

-By John Claud*- literally attacks people with his News Editor words and consequently gets them thinking." ' Improving Race Relations Dr. Charles King, author of A. King's definition of racism ar- Picture of Dorian Grey and Fire in gues that minorities can not be rac- CPS—College leaders threw a Wisconsin and Mississippi. ..,, said ACE President Robert Atwell. •Mv Bones, and researcher for the ists. He defines racism as "cus- series of books, lettefsyand reports at In recent years, conflicts have "Many, many institutions around the President's Report on Civil Disor- toms, habits and actions of amajor- the problem of campus race relations erupted at Tbrnpicins-Cortlarici.Corn-' country are adtfre'ssirijl this prdblebv der, spoke at Wesleyan University ity group that has an adverse affect the last week of January. munity College in New York, Rogers At the same time, others out there are last Monday night, March 6. on a minority group." The presidents of Wesleyan State and Ramapo colleges, Penn looking for help." Students Organized Against Because of this definition, he University and Middlebury College State, Dartmouth, and the universi- It offers hints for making black Racism (SOAR) helped sponsor the feels that all minorities have been sent extraordinary letters to their stu- ties of Massachusetts, Michigan, students stuck on mostly white cam- presentation, and sent about 30 stu- adversely affected by racism, and dents and alumni, talking about how California-Berkeley and Maryland, puses feel more at home, installing dents, both minorities and whites, he stated examples of inequalities they would like to end racial tensions to name a few. > more diverse hiring programs and to Wesleyan on Monday. in housing, education, and the in academia. . , As Wesleyan President William helpingminorities feel less "marginal, King, a prominent race rela- workforce. And the American Council on Chace put ft in a lyrical January 16 conspicuous, and isolated from the tions speaker, captivated the audi- Telling a minority race about Education (ACE), the Washington, letter to all his students, "Hatreds • mainstream of the institution." ence by not only lecturing, but by themselves, which King called ar- D.C-based group to which all col- have surfaced, racial animosity has Forexample, it warns presidents also encouraging participation. rogance, is a definite form of preju- lege presidents around the country grown hot, anger and resentment have to "pay attention to symbols" like Lourdes Ascona '91, SOAR Presi- dice. He defined bigotry as "white belong, published a handbook advis- overwhelmed reason." Confederateflagsandfratemity "slave dent, stated that "although the lec- people who work hard at being ing campuses how to deal with race "'Good college and university auctions" that may mean nothing to ture was a bit wild, it was very racist." problems at their schools more read- communities in this country have them personally, but'are potent repre- effective and made people realize King also implied that the op- ily. They need the help. "We still experienced very bad, sick moments," sentations of pain, degradation, and how racism works." pressive society that whites have don't understand the extent of the Chace wrote. death to others. "King simulated a racist soci- nourished, can even be destructive problem," said Joan Weiss of the College presidents often have At the same time, Wesleyan's ety by oppressing the white audi- and deadly. He quoted the life span National Institute Against Prejudice been surprised by the crises, unsure Chace, moved by .the movie "Missis- ence [which approximated 50% of for whites to.be 76 years and 66.7 and Violence. The "problem," how- of ho w to respond and reacting on the sippi Burning" and by the celebra- the group]." years for blacks. He said that high ever,'has not been hard to spot, spur of the moment. tions surrounding Martin Luther Tunisia Glasscock '92 also at- blood pressure is the number one Anti-black student posters have The ACE book, cal led "Mi nori- King's birthday, asked students for tended the lecture and said that al- killer among blacks. shown up at Stanford, white students ties on Campus: A Handbook for ideas for making "the racial atmos- though some white audience mem- Both Ascona and Glasscock attacked a black classmate at the State Enhancing Diversity," is designed to phere of this place called Wesleyan bers took offense and voiced their said that although they have never Uni versify of New York at Brockport suggest what presidents, can do to bettered," anger, "some just shook their heads been overtly oppressed by whites and other racial conflicts have arisen prevent the conflicts from erupting in And Middlebury College Presi- because they understood. King Is here at Trinity, they feel it defi- during the 1988-89 school year at the first place. dent Olin Robinson released a list of an extremely powerful speaker who nitely does exist in subtle form. Northern Illinois, Northwest Missouri "This is the first time we've put priorities to "reflect a fundamental State and Columbia universities and together a comprehensive approach. commitment to the long-range suc- the universities of North Dakqta, Our role is trying to set an-agenda," cess of our minority students." Cars Towed From Summit St.

Rucci recalled 3 car accidents, in Rucci said, "Students can park -By Peter Cranv which parked cars on Suriimit Street on Summit Street at their own risk. contributed to the accident. Police are expected to tag in response News Writer The police responded by post- to complaints. After several ticket- ing "No Parking" signs. Initially the ings they tow the cars, The Police police issued tickets to the illegally Department has the right to do this." Early last week; the City of parked vehicles, but a.fter fhe fourth The police have also recently Hartford towed a number of student time explain better, the cars were ticketed cars parked on Vernon Street owned vehicles from Summit Street, towed. for the same reason as ticketing the where they were illegally parallel • Much confusion resulted when vehicles on Summit. Security was parked -: the officer responsible for the ticket- also not involved in this incident. Director of Security Biaggio ing and towing, claiming to be a Rucci insists that he maintains a Rucci explained that the problem "friend" of Rucci, told angry students good relationship with the Police began two years ago when students to speak with security regarding the Department in order to keep such parking along Summit Street began towing. • incidents at a minimum. to elicit written complaints from The students assumed that the He recounted an example last neighbors and faculty members. officer's remarks meant that the Se- year when, "The Police 'Department These people argued that the parked curity Department was involved in came up (to Trinity) with tow trucks cars made driving hazardous by dra- this incident. Rucci explained to many and asked security whether they could matically narrowing the road. irate students that this was an unas- look on campus for cars with out-1 Since this area is not formally sisted police operation. ' -stand ing tickets." Mr. Rucci requested under College jurisdiction, Rucci He pledged that he would warn that the police not come on campus promptly forwarded these complaints students of an illegal parking area and the police obliged. . Cars para by Hartford police last to the Hartford Police Department. before he either tows or tickets stu- The Hartford Police Department week. Photo by Sue Muik Since these complaints began, dent vehicles. could not be reached for comment. Page 6 • The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 News Is There Life On Other Planets? Term," which would include a new -By John Claud- underclass emphasis, internships for upperclassmen, and a community Staff Mystic outreach proposal. The student body wants to preserve the current 4-1-4 AMHERST COLLEGE curriculum, which includes a Febru- Amherst is putting the residen- ary break. Middlebury faculty, how- tial squeeze on its poor, unsuspect- ever, demand that the term be ad- ing, and seemingly innocent students. justed if it remain. Could this be a TheCollege Council has decided harbinger of things to come at Trin- to eliminate College owned off cam- ity? pus housing. This service costs Amherst over $100,000 a year, and HARVARD UNIVERSITY the school is experiencing a new It must be true that getting into $400,000 budget deficit caused by an " Harvard is not as hard as staying in. increase of academic aid to the Class AHarvard freshmanandhis high of '92. The new policy will move school friend haveconfessed to using many students back onto campus, fake names and physical descriptions causing some crowded conditions in to retake the,SAT. The Educational dorms. Testing Service has said that the stu- Amherst's bad little boys and dent should not have been able to take girls are also being restricted from the test twice, but the student said he having their annual Snowball Fight, faked his identity to prove how easily Amherst President Peter Pouncey is he could cheat on the standardized working with other officials withm test. The student wrote an article the Five College Area to tighten secu- about his experience for Penthouse rity because the ritual has turned : Magazirie. violent in recentyears and the schools have become dangerously competi- SMITH COLLEGE tive. Before the event was cancelled Smith's curriculum is being Mount Holyoke was a slight favorite broadened by a $30,000 fund set aside over UMass to win. from the Dean's and President's dis- cretionary funds. The funds will MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE probably be used to incorporate the Middlebury's Student Govern- study of non-traditional cultures, both ment Association is debating whether international and American. The or not to keep, its winter term. The entire course library may be restruc- Have you seen this drawing? plan calls for a "Revitalized Winter tured. julietta Gomes '89 pastel oil stick on paper. This drawing and an 18" x 24" black and white abstract done in charcol by Pam Bolton '88 were stolen. Please return these works to the Mather Artspace or contact Kathjeen Curry, Curator, at extension Plans For Student 2051. All information will be treated confidentially. Auction Underway

Continued from Page 4 and services. One student agreed to type two term papers. Another stu- first conceived in 1987. It was an op- dent coojced a Japanese dinner for six portunity for students' to take part in people. Free tennis lessons were the "Campaign for Trinity." donated by the men's tennis team. Students solicited gifts from The auction helped the Devel- FUTON SAL parents, alumni, and area businesses opment Office meet the George Alden to be auctioned off to the highest • Trust Challenge, which gave Trinity bidder, Over $12,000 was raised for $100,000 for reaching $200,000 in XO% of-f Fu+ons 'S financial aid scholarships. fundraising. Gifts items offered at the first , Students interested in donating auction includeda sky-box for twelve gifts should contact Lindsay McNair to see U2 in concert, a day of sailing, (Box 714) or Rob Dunlop (Box 115), PLUS A WIDE VARIETY a lobster dinner with President and Those who wish to help organ- Mrs. English, anda lunch with former ize the auction can contact Helene . Senator Lowell Weicker. Kirwin-Taylor (Box 660) or Matt OF OTHER FRAMES Students also donated their time Gilmond(Box 1094). :, •pvoc oaK The Writing Center anoounces A Workshop for Trinity Students h\ acK 100% NATURAL The Essential Paragraph: COTTON MATTRESSES How to Shape 6" T OK 8" WIDTH Paragraphs to Your <6 COLORS-AVAILABLE ALSO IN OENlK Ends FUTONS MADE FutonAmerica Conducted by Robin Farabaugh WHEN: Wednesday, March 22 THE 4:00-5:15 p.m. FUTON I SPECIAL DISCOUNTS'.STUDENTS W t. a . WHERE: 115 Vernon Street, Room 110 SHoeJ I ' WHO: Open to all Trinity Students f mimmmJ ifeO PARK fcO.^.VMHRTFoRO , CT Enrollment is limited to 20 TO REGISTER: Call Risa Harman ' • atx2468 The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989* Page 7

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, behind this division is the fact that a villages have been destroyed. Medi- always seems to be more readily ily, the divided groups would be -By Steve H. Yi- considerable amount of U.S. military cal care is deficient. Material needs" available than humanitarian aid. slaughtered piecemeal by the pro- - World Outlook Writer aid went to Islamic fundamentalist are unending. It is estimated Afghani- Besides, the coming factionalism will' government forces if a real rift was to groups fighting against the Soviets. stan will need $1.5 billion in aid per invite military aid as outside powers occur. , For nine long years, the Ameri- Thus, this group has built up a pow- year for at least five years to get the will want a stake in which group The future of any war-torn .na- cans have channeled $1.3 billion erful base by which they can exercise nation to once again, become self- becomes the only victor in the Af- tion may appear grim, but the tale of through Pakistan to the mujeheddin its influence over a future independ- sufficient in food. That is, of "course, ghan-war. Afghanistan may get grimmer. The (Afghan rebels) forthe sole purpose ent Afghan government, perhaps more assuming that the money is not di- Moderates are even now clash- of removing the Soviet military pres- rebels have fought long and hard to: than most people on the outside wish. rected toward factional military ing with fundamentalists. And even oust a foreign enemy and now that the ence. The American efforts' focus The fear of another Iran seems to struggle. Even now, most of the refu- the fundamentalists are divided into was not so much on the independence enemy has left, the rebels lack the pervade the entire situation. gee movement is toward Pakistan several groups. In a country where unity they possessed in the previous of the Afghans as a Sov iet withdraw al, An expert on the region says, rather than back to the home country. 40% of the population has been dis- After all, Soviet influence in the area War has left its terrifying mark years of war. Now still in the middle "Once the muj take Kabul, it will placed, this conflict does not bode of a civil conflict, the pro-govern- would not be uncharacteristic, con- make Beirut look like a picnic." If so, again, as it did in the ravaged Nicara- well for a quick return to peace and sidering the fact that Afghanistan gua. The quickest way Afghanistan ment forces look far more united than, then the present 'unpopular' regime normality. Foreign moslems come to the m ujeheddin who have been picked borders the Soviet Union. American of Naj ibullah which is pro-Sov iet will will recover is by planting poppy, for fight the jihad alongside Afghans and influence in the area would not be the always profitable drug trade. An as the eventual victors. Perhaps the be no different from the one in the are tolerated because they bring force that carried the mujeheddin into appreciated. foreseeable future. It is doubtful that entire social order has been uprooted money. Their presence and holy right- Nevertheless, the Soviets fought and change is expected from the old popularity will carry them forward in the mujeheddin will exert any more eousness is resented. The Afghans victory againstthe pro-Soviet Afghan a war in a country that simply did not control over the Afghan peoples after order. Most women have indicated also see a bad turn as foreigners like want them there even if the Afghan that they will not accept an Islamic Wahabi from Saudi Arabia seem to forces. But what road the nation will Kabul falls. In fact, Afghanistan may follow from then on is hazy.. government 'invited' Soviet troops very well become a mosaic of local government in Kabul that does not incite violent lapses which tarnish the to buttress the regime against its fiefdoms soon to be at each other's recognize equal rights for them. Is- image of the mujeheddin. For ex- But for now, concentrating on enemies. For nine long years, the throat s for the prime leadership of the lamic fundamentalism being on the ample, the rebels recently slaughtered the immediate task of taking Kabul Afghan people seemed doomed to region. More importantly, the biggest rise, such an action does not seem dozens of women and children in a seems to easiest way to delay the lose until U.S. military aid was poured problem still left unsolved is the re- forthcoming. As for foreign aid, it pro-government village of Shewa, conflict. As a mujeheddin commander in. Now that the Soviets have with- settlement of the Afghan refugees in will always fall short of need as world exuding the image of raiders rather Abdul Haq said, "There is no way that • drawn, the problem remaining is Pakistan in a terrain littered with generosity always tends to have a than patriots. This split is threatening you can have one group taking Kabul- limit. Instead of $1.5 billion, itwould It is either all of us together or no whether the victors can determine a unexploded mines and lacking he the entire reconstruction program for peaceful future government for Af- _ hous- be more realistic to expect maybe $1 one." It's not quite Benjamin Fran- ing. 70% of the paved roads., momosst of the nation which is in such bad need • ghanistan. The central problem ly ing billion on good years. Military aid of any aid from the outside. Militar- klin, but the statement holds the same the warehouses, and a third of the merit. , ~ ! The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 • Page 9 World Outlook Peace Settlement Urged for Israel

pledges. There has been no evidence radar positions which would provide importance of these territories to Is- sible possibilities: either they find -By Ted Einhorn- of the allegiance of other P.L.O invaluable warning time in the event rael, the Israelis need a solution to this other leadership amongst the Pales- Specitil to tlw Tripoli members to these pledges, nor has of an attack. Clearly, this aspect of conflict. tinians of the Occupied Territories, or there been any evidence of Arafat's the situation would have to be taken The United States, the strongest they negotiate with the P.L.O, ability or desire to control the actual into account for any settlement of this power acting from outside this con- Three conditions should be set Sixteen months after the begin- uprising in the territories. Actually, conflict to happen. flict, has placed itself in an interesting by the Israelis. The firstcondition for ning of the intifada, it is important to he has done an excellent job silencing There are valid historical ties to situation. Not only are they the any negotiation should be a cease- look at the situation in Israel's Occu- the voices of moderation and peace in these lands, on both the Palestinian staunchest supporters of Israel in the fire in the territories, which theP.L.O. pied Territories. It is also crucial to the West Bank. Arafat has promised and Jewish sides of the conflict, and international community, they are also is not prepared to do. The second see how the situation has changed "bullets in his back" to Elias Frejj, the emotion runs high on both sides when involved in a dialogue with theP.L.O., should be the setting up of a working since the beginning of this uprising, mayor of Bethlehem, if he speaks any the possibility of giving up territory is aimed at finding a solution to this difference between an armed struggle and to look for a solution which will further about ending the uprising. raised, This emotional and religious conflict. Regardless of whether the and terrorism. Attacks on civilians end the bloodshed. Additionally, eventhough h'e pledged ties to the land further complicates P.L.O. has satisfied the necessary are terrorist attacks, which the P.L.O. As of now, there are three major not to support terrorism, the,re have the issue. Additionally, as a result of conditions to be involved in these continues to carry out, while attacks players involved in the situation: the been many attempted raids against the P.L.O.'s numerous terrorist at- talks, a lot could come of these talks, on the military represent an armed Palestine Liberation Organization Israeli citizen targets by his own fatah tacks against Israeli civilians, there is if the P.L.O. is truly willing to work struggle. Third, aguaranteeof Israel's (P.L.O.), Israel and the United States. group. If he can not have his own little trust in the P.L.O. among Is- towards peace. However, these talks security and survival must be in place The decisions and actions of the lead- militia follow his orders and pledge, raelis as a.partner for peace. Finally, have made little headway, the result as a cornerstone for any negotiated ers of these countries and this organi- how can he be considered the legiti- the intifada is dividing not only Arab of the P.L.O.'s continued involve- settlement. If these conditions are zation will determine the outcome of mate leader of a divided and radical and Jew, but also the Jewish commiir ment in terrorism, and their unwill- met, then there would be an appropri- organization and population? Thus, nity a.s it is becoming more divided ingness to compromise. ate atmosphere for territorial com- this conflict. even since (he so-called important Despite what Yassir Arafat said over a possible solution. The Israelis In order to create a compromise, promise. Not only must the Israelis statements in Algiers and Geneva, the hold an upper hand in this conflict, realize that they cannot necessarily in Algiers last November, and in P.L.O. and the intifada have contin- the Israel is or the P.L.O. need to make Geneva, a.s well, the position of the but the possible ramifications within a substantive move towards peace, ft control Hebron and Nablus, but the ued, ami Yassir Arafat has done little Israeli society could divide Israel Palestinians must realize that they P.L.O. towards Israel has notchanged. to demonstrate a desire for a real is doubtful that the P.L.O. will play Did Arafat even attempt to amend the forever. Thus, despite the misrepre- this role, as it is too divided an organi- cannot control Jerusalem, Haifa or peace. This is clear, without even sentation of this conflict and the Jaffa. charter of the P.L.O., which states looking at specific fallacies and zation. For Israel, there arc two fea- that the destruction of Israel, through contradictions which arise between any means possible, is the goal of thai Arafat's statements and the basic- organization? Since the P.L.O.'s tenets of the P.L.O.'s doctrine. inception in 1964, prior to Israel's occupation of the Wesi Bank and Since the beginning of the inti- Gaza Strip, Arafat's remarks have fada, Israel's response has been a represented no change in the purpose harsh one. However, their response is of the organization. The only differ- meek when compared with the re- ence is that, since Jordan lost the sponse of the Algierian regime last territories of the West Bank in 1967, December, when faced with a similar Israel has become the target of the dilemma. The Algierians merely shot P.L.O.\s wrath. It is also interesting 500 people in one day, and the upris- to note that Arafat and the P.L.O. ing was over. Yet, despite the rela- view the United Nation's resolutions, tively small number of deaths, com- which do not give very much room to pared with the responses of other Arab the Israel i side of the issue, as grounds countries, Israel has received the most for negotiation. Despite the fact that publicity regarding their uprising, and it took the P.L.O. years to acknowl- has been judged in the media and by edge the U.N. resolutions that recog- other governments with an ethical nize Israel as a country, the P.L.O. has standard higher than other countries, always supported the resolutions Despite these facts, the intifada is a which condemn Israel, such as the great problem facing Israeli society, and there is a need for a solution. "Zionism is Racism" resolution from What is often nottaken into account Kurt Waldheim's term a.s Secretary is that the territories are, in fact, ex- General. tremely important for Israel's secu- However, even if one were to rity, and are necessary for her de- grant that Yassir Arafat is genuine in fense. The territories quadruple the his pledges for peace, there has been width of Israel, and provide her with no evidence of his adherence to these Which Would You Rather Spend? A.) Four years and about $75,000 B.) Four weeks and exactly $35. Ci'Z.'Z. '" ft * '. 'S,~, u—-j° BipTorirV^

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lege art history department and the ity and Reproductive Rights. The EXHIBITIONS MUSIC who works with Ogilvy & Mather in New York as management supervi- Barbieri Center of Italian Studies. march is being organized by the Na- sor of the AT&T account for large tional Orgaization for Women "LifeinLondon, 1800-1840: an Illus- Thursday, March 16--Saturday, Thursday, March 16—"Native trated Survey." Trumbull Room, March 18—Cole Porter's "Anything and small business telecommunica- (NOW). If you are interested in going tions systems. Sponsored by the European Goddess Culture and Re- T.W.O. is sending a van shich will Watkinson Library, "A" floor, Trin- Goes," a musical theatre production; ligion" by Zsuzanna Budapest, proj- ity College Library. Open 8:30 a.m. Directed by Trinity AssociateProfes- Shelby Cullom Davis Endowment and leave Trinity Saturday, April 8 and the Advertising Educational Founda- ect designer of the Women's Spiritu- return to Trinity after the march on to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday sor of Music Gerald Moshell. Musi- ality Forum. 7:30 p.m. Alumnai and from 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on cal Direction by Naomi Amos. J.L. tion. 8:00 p.m. McCook Auditorium. Sunday. For more information call Free Admission. Lounge, Mather Hall. Free Admis- the Women's Center at 297-2408. Saturdays when the College in in Goodwin Theatre, Austin Arts Cen- sion. session. Free Admission. Monday, ter. 8:15 p.m. General Admission $8. February 13-Friday, June 16. Closed Tuesday, March 14—MaryKatzen- Library Hours for Spring Break: 8:30- Students and senior citizens $5. Box Monday, March 20—Professor Raul Saturday, March 25; Saturday, April Office: (203) 297-2199, stein, Cornell University, will lecture 4:30 on Monday through Friday, Noon 1; and Saturday, April 8. on "Mobilizing Wommen Inside and Garcia-Heras, a Trinity Tinker Foun- - 4:00pm Saturdays, and closed on dation Fe.Ilow in Latin American . Tuesday March 14—StudentRecital Outside Electoral Politics in the Sundays. Open 2:00 pm - midnight "Mysterious Travelers: Birds of the Twentieth Century," in Gengras Stu- Studies at Brown University. Univer- on Sunday 4/9 and resume regular Series. WidenerGallery, Austin Arts sity of Connecticut, and Trinity Col- Arctic." Watkinson Library. "A" Center. 8:00 p.m. Free Admission. dent Union, Faculty Dining Room, hours on Monday 4/10, Floor, Trinity College Library. Open University of Hartford, at 7:30 p.m. lege will give a lecture on Monday, March 20, 1989 at 4:15 p.m. in 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday POETRY Bike-Aid '89 seeks concerned indi- through Friday and from 9:30 a.m. to Wednesday, March 15—You are Seabury 9-17. The lecture is entitled viduals to raise awareness and funds "Argentinia in the Postwar Era: the 4:30 p.m. on Saturdays when the Wednesday, March IS—Poet-in- cordially invited to attend a Faculty for global hunger and poverty. This College in in session. Free Admis- Panel (Professors Kiener, Miller, Historical Roots of a National Di- coming summer, the Overseas De- Residence Gerald Stern will give a lemma in Latin America, 1930-1945." sion. Monday, February 13-Friday, poetry reading at 8:15 p.m. in Bdyer Nadel, Pfiel, Vohra, and Steele) who velopment Network (ODN) will be June 16. Closed Saturday, March 25; Auditorium of Life Science Center. will discuss Salman Rushdie's The The lecture is free and the public is sponsoring its fourth annual cross- Saturday, Apri I!; and Saturday, April Free Admission. Satanic Verses: The NOVEL: THE invited. country hunger awareness bike-a- CONTROVERSY. 4:00 p.m. Life thon, Bike-Aid '89 to raise awarness Saturday, March 18, 1989 — Sciences Center Auditorium. Spon- GENERAL and funds for self-help development "Selections of American Landscape GUAKIA bilingual recital of "Puerto sored by Area Studies Program, Open projects overseas and in the U.S. Painting," 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. daily. Rican Struggles Through Poetry". only to the Trinity Community. FOURTH QUARTER PHYSICAL Bike-Aid '89 will begin in mid- WidenerGallery, Austin Arts Center. From 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. performance, EDUCATION REGISTRATION 4th June from four West coast cities — Free Admission. Tuesday, March 7- 9:00-10:00 pm Reception. Charter Wednesday, March IS—Professor Quarter will begin on Wednesday Seattle, Portland, San Fmacisco, and Friday, April 28, Oak Temple, 21 Charter Oak Ave- Iris Young, Dept. of Philosophy, March 15th. Ifyouhaven'tpre-regis- Los Angeles. A shorter ride will nue, Hartford, Connecticut. Worchester Polytechnic Inst. will give tered for an activity class - you may originate form Austin, Texas begin- JOBS a lecture entitled "Abjection and do'so beginning on that day through ning in mid-July. The ride will be LECTURES Oppression: Racism, Sexism, and March 22nd. See Robin Sheppard in completed in mid-August when cy- CAMPUS REPS NEEDED. Earn big Homophobia" 4:15 p.m. 70 Vernon Room 202 Ferris Athletic Center. clists from the five routes converge in commission and free trips by selling Tuesday, March 14—"Can Connec- St. • Come early before they close out. Washington, D.C. Nassau/Paradise Island, Cancun, tionist Models Discover the Structure For more information contact: Mexico and ski trips to Vermont and of Natural Language?" by James Wednesday, March IS—"Victorian Student Book Collectors Contest Bike-Aid '89, the Overseas Develop- Colorado. For more information call McClelland, professor of psychology London in Microcosm: Social Explo- entries due April 14,1989. Complete ment Network, P.O. box 2306, Stan- toll free I-800-231-0113 or in Ct. and computer science at Carnegie- rations among the Poor," a slide-il- information available at Circulation ford,CA94309 Tel:(415)723-0802 (203) 967-3330. Mellon University. 8:00 p.m. Boyer lustrated talk by Professor Anthony Desk in the Library. or 725-1405. Auditorium, Life Sciences Center. Woht, professor of history at Vassar Internships for the spring semester Free Admission. Part of the Third College. 8:00p.m. Watkinson Library, The French language proficiency FIRST HEADACHE ART SHOW in are still available in some state Judi- Annual Artificial Intelligence Lec- "A" floor, Trinity College Library, exam will be given Monday, April New England. A call for entries has cial Department offices in the Hart- ture Series presented by Trinity Col- His talk is part of the Watkinson 17, starting a 4:00p.m. in the Library been issued for the first John R. Gra- ford area where several Trinity stu- lege and the Hartford Graduate Cen- Library open house which is being SeminarRoom4. (Writtenpart: 4:00- ham Headache Art Exhibition spon- dents arecurrently working-. For inter- ter. held in conjuction with the exhibition 6:00, oral part 7:30-8:30 p,m.) All sored by The Graham* Headache views or form ore information, call "Life in London 1800-1840: anlllus- - students planning to take the exam Centre at Boston's -FautaerHospi- Rosanne Purtill, Coordinator of Vol- Tuesday, March 14—"Everything trated Survey." Free Admission. must register with the secretary of tal. It is open to to professional, unteers, at 566-8350, or wr(te,|o.gf- , You Ever Ranted to: Know About Modern Languages, mars, Shorey, in amateur, and recreational artists in fice of Adult Prob'arioni 643*Maple Advertising Bui Couldn't Find Any- Wednesday, March l£— Brian F. Seabury 23, and pick up the essay New England who sufffer from head- Av., Hartford, 06114. body to Ask" by Cynthia L. 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The John R. Graham Headache age includes: roundtrip airfare, trans- Centre, Faulkner Hospital, Allandale The Junior Women's Club of Rocky fers, 7 nights at a hotel, beach parties, Hill is seeking craftspeople for its at Centre Street, Boston, MA 02130, free lunch, cruise, free admission to (617)522-6969. "Arts and Crafts Festival" to be held nightclubs, taxes and more!!! Cancun on Sunday, October 22, 1989 at the Career Counseling packages are also available! Organ- Rocky Hill High School. Contact Applications for the May, 1989 actu- ize a small group and earn a free trip Katherine Hansen, 563-6036. arial examinations 100 (Calculus and Call 1-800-231-0113 or (203) 967- Linear Algebra), 110 (Probability and 3330. News Statistics), 135 (Numerical Methods) Workshop for Trinity Students on The Essential "Paragraph: How to and 140 (Mathematics of Compound Soviet Exchange Students 1989-1990: Shape Paragraphs to Your Ends con- TODAY... All seniors interviewing with AT&T should Interest) are due in Chicago on or Any Trinity students interested in ducted by Robin Farabaugh. Through plan on attending the Info Session tonight at 7 p.m. in the before March 20. Application forms, hosting (rooming with) next year's a series of exerc ises and discussions, and information are available from Alumni Lounge. Interested in advertising? Come to the students from the Soviet Union should and with some help from Abraham Advertising Workshop at 4 p.m. in the Alumni Lounge Professor Butcher (phone 521-3424). contact Prof. West (Seabury 12-C) in Lincoln, we will see the ways in which the near future. Quads preferred. paragraphs shpae ouressays, andhow and/or the Advertising Lecture at 8 p.m. in McCook The Trinity Women's Organization we in turn can shape them. Auditorium, the workshop and lecture will be given by holds meetings on alternating CRESCENT ST. APARTMENT Wednesday, march 22, 4:00 - Cynthia L. Round, Senior Vice President, Management Wednesdays and Thursdays at 4:30 AVAILABLETO SHARE Spacious 5:15.p.m. at the English House, 115 Supervisor at Ogilvey & Mather. and 7:00 respectively in the Women's 2-bedroom. Low rent. New kitchen Vernon Street Seminar Room 110. Center. All interested individuals are & bathroom. 10 feet form Campus. Open to all Trinity students. Enroll- WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15 ... Are yo.u interested in Med welcome to attend. Excellent terms. Drop a line in ment limited to 20, so register early. Campux Box 2102 with your phone Call Risa Harman at extension 2468. Schoolbut don't have the undergraduate pre-med schedule? SPRING BREAK! Go to Nassau/ number, your inquiry will be an- There's hope. Bryn Mawr College will be holding an Info Paradise Island from $299.00! Pack- swered. PERSONALS Session at 7 p.m. in the Rittenberg Lounge about their Post Baccalaureate Pre Med program. Janice: Congratulations on your en- gagement. We are very haprjy for THURSDAY, MARCH 16 ... Are you wondering what it you. Best Wishes, Love/ Becky, might be like to work for a non-profit organization or how The Writing Center Thavone, Kamala,.and Susan. to go about getting a job with one? Come to the Career To the young man whose act to help Forum on Careers in Non-Prof it. It will be held at 7 p.m. in our daughter and her friend when the Rittenberg Lounge. New Expanded Sunday Hours! they had car trouble on Route 84 in Union last Friday afternoon March 3. SENIORS... Remember that even though bidding has ended Daytime Hours: 115 Vernon Street Thank you, Diane's Parents. there are still additions to the interivew schedule. Pitney I'm not bi. I'm not on the rag. And I'd Bowes and Leaton Financial Goup have both added Monday 9am - 5 pm never go with you. interview schedules whouch are on a first come - first seved sign tip basis. Keep an eye out for updates from career Tuesday 9am - Noon / 1 -5 pm Goulies before Sneen. Don't worry, counseling and check the bulletin boards and the CCO and bad man or not, Schaef will always be • in Mather.. Wednesday 9am - 5 pm there. A recruiting fair sponsored by Career Vision (NY), Thursday 9am-5pm John Claud is cool? will beheld in Hynes Auditorium, Boston, MA on April 13- 14, 1989. Employers from a range of career fields will Friday 9am - Noon / 1 -4 pm .Barbara, a Happy Birthday to you!- conduct brief interviews on a walk-in basis. A preliminary ' Thank you for the Teddy bear. See list of employees is available in the CCO. Questions? See you soon, you-are swell. Rozanne Burt. • Sun. and Evening Hours: Library - Love, Ole • Seminar Rm 3 JUNIORS, SOPHMORES AND FRESHMEN !... Are you STUDENT FORUM* wondering What you might be doing When you graduate? March 15—Nineteenth Century Bra- Concerned about the endless possibilities that exist? You Sunday 1-4 pm/ 6:30 - 9:30 pm zilian Slavery, Kim Jones, Class of may want to attned DARE TO DISCOVER - a career Monday - Thursday 6:30 - 9:30 pm 1991. exploration program. In order to participate in DARE TO DISCOVER, stop by the Career Counseling Office. March 22—Five Phases of Gospel Drop in or phone for an appointment Music. Otis Bryant, '90. For all of you not heading off in search of the sun, the Career A11 presentations will be given on Counseling office will remain open over Spring Break so if Wednesdays in Wean Lounge, Mather you need to do more research or make an appointment this 297-2460 297-2461 Campus Center, at 12:30 p.m. and would be a good time to do so. will run. to about 1:15. Student Vandals Trash Autos Continued from Page 1 CINESTUDIO course of action. 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r~ ROGGI'S C History Lecture-. 10% discount to Ttfnity students Friday, March 17 Dr. Miri Rubin from Cambridge University will and Faculty with I.D. lecture on "Mastering the Mystery: The* Variety of Medieval Religious Culture." Transportation Back & Forth • Towing Services 4:15 - 6:00 Seabury 9-17 Foreign and Domestic Auto Repairs Prompt Service • 30 Years in the Area Dr. Stuart Clark from the University of Wales will We Work On All Trinity Vehicles lecture on "Protestant Demonology: Popular -We are Reputable and Stand Behind our Work Religion in. the Century After Luther." ; 6¥ °f /2 !«as!is®ti St.; (Off "bf • Broad St.) Both professors are presently visiting members' of the Institute for Advanced Study at Princeton University. 247-3493 Page 12 • The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 Features Corrected Course Curriculum als, so that students may learn the "Creative Polymer Chemistry: How -By Bill Charest- nuances of the athletic psyche. To-Build Your Very Own Porcelain Feature Focus Courses include P.E. 101 - "Recrea- Toilet" - may be helpful with "Drink Fcaturcs Academic (sort of) tional Activities" - including field and Disorder" class - (Prof. Leake); trip to Miami for supplies (Profs. CHEM 108: "Chemical Analysis of By Lisa Schroeder A lot has been made lately of the Probert and L. Taylor); P.E. 201 - SAGA's Beef and Bean Burrito" "academic apathy" that exists on this "Marital Affairs" (Prof. Tyson); P.E. (Prof. Schondelmeier); CHEM 220: campus. While I'm certain I could 202 - "Extramarital Affairs" (Prof. "Avagodro's Number:. A Lucky Well once again .my deadline has caught me unawares. write an opinion piece on the subject Boggs); P.E. 252 - Extra-extramari- Guess?" (Prof. Sagan); CHEM 400:, Frankly, I was out of ideas, so I decided to ask some friends what which would landme in agood amount tal Affairs" (Prof. Garvey); P.E. 30! (senior thesis) - "Iron Trichloride And of trouble, I will attempt here to write - "Motor Vehicles" (Prof. Canseco); Nitric Acid: Just Step Back and I should write aboufthis week. The overall unanimous response a Features article which will accom- P.E. 400 (optional thesis for honors Watch" (Prof. Fermi). was "just don't write anything about feminism, Leese". Other plish the exact same end. Obviously, candidates only) - "Life on Campus" Biology: Science is just a really than that no one had any really good ideas, I mean, after all, there if Trinity's apathy problem is to be (guest instructors from the Oklahoma tough thing to major in at Trinity. properly corrected, something must football team, if they get paroled in Biology is no exception. Let's spruce is only so much one can write about SAGA and female bonding. be done with the curriculum to in- time). (no pun intended) things up a bit, I was going to write about the absurdity of resumes but the mere crease student interest. I believe I Mathematics: For those of you shall we? BIOL 101: "Lactic Acid: thought of the inevitable job quest stresses me out. How I long have properly isolated the key ingre- who have dared dabble in this sub-» Why Do My Head, Shoulder, Knee, for the good old days when the most prevalent question in idle dients needed to do this. Here are my ject, you realize the difficulty of this Groin, Sternum, Ankle, Neck, Bicep, suggestions: material. In order to increase student and Little Toe Hurt, Even After I chatter was "what's your major?" Now as a senior, and a second Economics: Ninety-nine percent interest, some more practical courses Took 94 Tylenols" (Prof. M.G. semester one at that, people are always asking me "So, what do of the people who major in this stuff have been added. MATH 107 (for Miller); BIOL 202: "Genetic Engi- you want to do with your life?" What is this, an essay question do it for one reason: TO MAKE Economics majors) "How to Count neering: How To Build Your Own LOADS OF MONEY. Trinity will Your Money, Guilt-Free" (Prof. Elle McPherson"(Prof. J.E. Tannar): that must be answered in 200 words or less? Everytime people graduate at least as many future CEO's Trump); MATH 202: "Theories of BIOL 307: "Advanced Botany: How ask me this question, I'm so tempted to just yell back "I don't as any other school around, so why Counting Blades of Grass" (Instruc- To Make The Ground In Front Of know. So there." Instead I casually answer the question by not learn the art'of money-making torTBA);MATH 115: "HowTo Pass Cinestudio Able To Sustain Grass" first hand? The revamped program MATH 221, And Still Not Miss a Psi- (Prof. B. Murray); BIOL 400: (senior telling them my plan of the day. Of course I have ideas, everyone will include: ECON 101: "Union U Party All Semester" (unnamed thesis) "Comparitve Anatomy" - does, but trying to support yourself on ideas doesn't work very Busting: PATCO and Me" (Prof. student teacher); MATH 221: "How couples only, labs nightly at 1:00a.m. well. At least that's what my parents tell me. Ever since I've Reagan); ECON 213: "Fifty Ways To to Pass MATH 222, While Spending on the quad, each couple must supply Wreck an Airline" (Prof. Lorenzo); The Entire Semester Counting the their own blanket, and must be prop^ returned from Christmas break, my parents have called my ECON 2! 6: "Cross-Cultural Perspec- Dots On The Ceiling Because The erly protected (Staff). weekly to "see how the job search is going, dear." I think that tives: On the Outside Looking In" Lectures Are So... urn... Intriguing", Physics: I got A"s in physics in they're terrified that I'm going to secretly join Greenpeace and (taught by out-of-work Eastern air- (unnamed student teacher). high school - shouldn't be too hard, lines employees); ECON 400 (senior spend the rest of my years in those oh- so- sturdy plastic rafts By the way, there are 47,965 right? WRONG! This major tops thesis) "Stepping, on Other People's dots on the ceiling of McCook 311. almost anything at Trinity. Here are (that used to be so much fun to tip over in the summer) paddling . Toes and Liking It" (Prof. T.B. Pick- Political Science: This major is some ideas to brine it down to myself around between Soviet whaling ships and their targets in ens). too easy already. I'll pass. layman's terms. PHYS 107: "Planck's 60 foot swells. You can rest easy, Mom and Dad, I may be Religion: This department, as English: Due to my experiences Constant: The Inside Story Behind Planck's Battle With Turette's Syn- liberal but I'm not insane. best I can see, is pretty good the way in the Guided Studies Program, this is it is. However, here are a couple of a subject I have carefully avoided drome" (Prof. Eisenreich); PHYS 210: "DeBroglie's Wave Theory of Light, - In order to protect me from the liberal side of myself, my additions: REL 105: "The Islamic since my sophomore year. Personal Mafia: Khomeini's New Muslim" biases aside (sort of), this department As Applied To Those Weird Orange parents have decided that marriage is key. Dream on. It seems (Prof. Rushdie, by phone); REL 204 could still use some improvement. I Lights That Come On After Sunset that they vary between this intense desire to see me barefoot and (also listed under Home Economics suggest the following :ENGL 101: Around Campus" (Instructor TBA); PHYS 314: "Theories in Time Travel: pregnant in the kitchen baking bread and their equally intense 204): "Cooking and Communion "Dante Aligheri: Denture Wearer" Wafers" (Prof. Child),; / (Prof. M. Raye); ENGL 103: "Gar- . If Einstein Theorized That It Was desire to have me be the first astronaut to set foot on Pluto. Sociology: Obviously",the new dening: The Motif of Dead Plants in Possible To Travel Faster Than The Unfortunately, I've been getting the feeling that the desire to see "Drink and Disorder" class was a big Eighteenth Century English Poetry" Speed Of Light, Does That Mean You Can Sleep Until 10:00, And Still me get married is winning as I become more and more confused hit this past semester. Perhaps the (Prof.Riggio); ENGL 226: "Who Was. following would make it even more Weirder: Ibsen Or Goethe" (Instruc- Make Your Computer Lab At 8:30?" about what I want to do. This feeling hit me when I got a letter popular: SOC 110: "Drink and Disor- tor TB A); ENGL 400: (senior thesis) (TBA - all prospective instructors from my grandmother telling me that she had already started der" - includes lab experiments every "Why All Raving Lunatics Write were narcoleptic); Phys 400: (senior thesis) - cross reference with POLI making dolls for my children. At the present count I have Tuesday night at the View (Prof. M. Better Fiction Than The Average S. Trial); must be taken concurrently • Shmoe Could Ever Hope To" (Prof. SCI 400 - "Atomic Warfare" - stu- enough Raggedy Ann and Andy dolls for about 12 kids. Peachy. with Wednesday morning's SOC 120: Mailer). dents will construct a .001 kiloton plutonium bomb, and blow up the And if that wasn't enough to tip me off, I think that the breast- "Hangovers: Why is The Room Spin- . Chemistry: This is yet another ning?" (Prof. Yuke). Bishop statue on the Quad. Political feeding nightgown that she sent me for Christmas really did the highly challenging department. The Science double-majors will also be trick. Physical Education: Not only pass rate in introductory courses is required to write a paper on the result- should our athletes be able to perform somewhere around 2%. Well, at least I know that I'm not getting married, but other ing political effects, if any. May be well'on the field, but they should Obviously,then, this department needs taken concurrently with POLI SCI than that... Who knows, maybe I'll start selling the dolls. think and, act like professional ath- to attract the average student without 310 - "The Futility of Leftist Protest- letes. The new P.E. major will in- inducing a cerebral aneurysm. Some ing".(Staff). clude courses taught by profession- suggested courses: CHEM 102: Sleeping Through The Alarm

you've already skipped repeatedly, clock—to fool your practical side into -By Bob Markee- think about the trouble you will have thinking that it will actually get up Editdr-in-Chief when you must get up every day at without ever having to move more 6:00 a,m. for the rest of your life to than one arm from one's fetal posi- work an 8-hour day. tion, Through the fog of blissful slum- Give up. It's not worjh it. These In and of itself, there is abso- ber, the eyes flutter open and then are your college days (A.K.A. "The lutely nothing wrong with this rea- shut again quickly. An incessant best days of my life", "Those salad soning. One should never let one's beeping sound off to the right seems days of yore", or "An unrealistic practical side get the better of one's to he disturbing the otherwise perfect period of my existence in which I true desires (except in situations in sensation of oblivion. The clock seems enjoyed myself to the greatest amount which one can get 10 to 20 in the State to he trying to imply that it is time to possible for someone who does not Pen). However, a problem presents get out of the bed. A hand appears yet make a significant amount of itself in following this line of thought. from under the covers and hovers money") and you should make the One's practical side should never be above the clock (silently noting that it most of them. Many individuals allowed to become too strong . has a class in half-an-hour) with one choose alcohol, drugs or sex. How- One should ignore the "snooze" finger above the "snooze" button and ever for true enjoyment of one's care- button entirely. When one's alarm one over the "off." A decision is free college days one should simply goes off, one should simply ignore it - reached and the "off' button in de- learn how to relax and take it easy. with pride. pressed. The hand moves back under You can spend the rest of your life Answering the Phone: One the covers. being tense. Don't start now. should never, ever, ever go to all the The body does not move for However, for the perfect experi- effort of getting out of bed simply to another 12 hours.. ence of sleeping late, there are,a few talk to someone who will probably guidelines to keep in mind: call back later (and who probably -A Day in the Life of a Wise Man The "Snooze" Bonus: There is wants you to get up and do some- . only one reason why anyone gets an thing). No one who calls a college Does the above scene look m ild ly alarmclack— to wake up at theproper student really expects him or her to be .'.FREE-ADMISSION.. familiar? Perhaps very familiar? This and correct time in the morning (or awake before noon. Therefore, morn- - means that you have discovered the afternoon, evening, darkest pit of ing calls made to a student are made WITH THIS PASS . true secret to having a good life: sleep- night, etc. depending on one's level by vicious, loathsome, malicious ing late. of insomnia or inclination towards individuals-whose sole pleasure in Present this pass at the Box Office to What do you really have to get vampirism). This is logical and ra- , life is disturbing your sleep. Its all a receive Two $4.00 Seats Free . up for, anyway? Yoii'.rejust going to tional. However, some twisted indi- plot. Remember: Former President go back to sleep sometime. Eventu- vidual out there somewhere created Reagan advised that one should never Offer expires June 30th, 1989 - ally you'll be dead and you're going an amazing thing called a "snooze" give in to terrorism. to have to sleep all the time, so why button. There is also only one reason Don't answer the phone. ' Valid College ID Required not get-used fo-ithow. If you think it's to have this bizarre function on a Side Nine: If you make a habit State Law: Must be 18 years of age ; hardto get out of bed for a class that practical mechanism suchasan alarm Continued on Next Page PASS The Trinity Tripod -March 14,1989 • Page 13 Features Sleeping On the Long Walk Through By Mike Kendricks The Alarm Continued from Previous Page of this, people will eventually get What would you do If you were used to your sleeping habits and leave you alone, The sole exception to this is parents. Parents may know that you are still asleep at 11:00, but they Salman Rushdie? will still caJl at 7:30 to "help you get used to the real world." The real world will come in its own time. Don't rush it. Scheduling Classes: Obviously, one of the problems that a slumbering student will encounter is the neces- sity to skip classes on occasion. A careful somnambulist with foresight will easily be able to avoid this situ- ation (unless he or she wants to miss class fairly often). Only sign up for classes which meet after 1:00 p.m. Evening classes are best, but late af- ternoon courses can usually be sur- vived. The most enjoyable semester I ever had was the one in which I had no Mary Magauran '91 Chris Johnson '89 Anthony Martin '90 Monday or Friday classes, and no "Hide out, wail for my "Go on the Spring Grateful "Higher Churck Gill and Don classes the other three days before money, get a plastic surgeon Dead tour and lose myself Green to protect me." 11:20. This sounds wonderful, doesn't and get psyched." in the crowd." it? Wrong. I did not lake into account one simple fact: when one becomes used to sleeping in, one never wants to get up. Ever. I slept through my 11:2() class 9 times. I won't even mention my 1:15. The Morning Minus: I recently asked a group of people why anyone wants to get out of bed in the morning at all. The concensus opinion (be- sides the inevitable "Because they want to.") seems to have been that people get up in the morning to be productive and get things accom- plished. This seems to be a perfectly ordinary and admirable attitude until one realizes something: We're still in College, What do we really have to be productive about? Pat Kinsman '92 Mike Kendricks'91 Brendan Kennedy'92 Keep this in m ind. Jump in bed. "Write a sequel." "Wait for the movie "Have a drink.' Don't wake up until Thursday. Trust rights." me. You'll feel better about yourself ifyoudo. Rampant Drug Use at Trinity: Why Not? able to get more out of it than a five : who like to leave their doors open the result of "bad contact lens solu- high" from the smoke. Their assump- -By Sean Dougherty- minute respite from a nicotine fit. Pot when drunks are wandering around tion." tions were based On the fact that I was Feuturex Writer appears to have the effect of making the dorm. People who smoke too talking a lot.more than I usually do, everything around its user taste and much just fall asleep, presenting harm 5) Drunk people get loud. Stoned and had almost completely stopped There's been a lot of loose talk smell good, which is probably why so to no one. people get quiet. .. , : taking notes on whatthey were doing. going around lately about marijuana many of my friends smoke tobacco 3) Drunks can be found wandering 6) Both drunks and stoned people get Of course, they failed to note that they being legal i/.ed. The Trinity Tripod between bong hits. It's probably the the campus on the average weekend, really red eyes, but experts agree that were all so stoned that for once in my in its relentless pursuit of the cutting only way I'd ever be able to be around making a lot of noise and generally alcohol hangovers are worse. life I could get the last word in on edge of controversial topics had duel- tobacco smoke without retching. being abusive to people around them. 7) Marijuana is a lot more expensive them, and I wasn't about to waste the ing articles on the subject two issues 3) Studies, scientific and otherwise, Smokers just kind of keep to them- than alcohol. That is good news for opportunity. I just kept talking until ago, and a provocative letter written have shown marijuana to be worse for selves. As one student put it, "When people who don't use it because the they all fell asleep. by a devoted pot-head ran in last you than tobacco. However, when you 'redrunk you act before you think. people with the actual weed won't be week's issue. I have decided to you're talking about the relative health When you're stoned, you just think." as insistent that you consume it. I've WHAT SHOULD BE DONE TO fabricate a completely fictional ac- merits of tobacco and marijuana, 4) When neighbors are having a party,. spent entire evenings being bothered GET MORE SMOKERS AND count of drug use at this school. None you're really talking about the differ- it is much better if they are stoned about my not drinking. With pot it's DRINKERS TO SWITCH TO of it is true. This is the Features page. ence between being run over by a than drunk. First of all, drunkeness a lot more comfortable. "Like a hit MARIJUANA: Of course it isn't true. If it were true, Ford station wagon or being hit by a leads to the kind of abusive horseplay Sean ? You 're sure? Dairin, that means I could get in trouble. bus. Either way, it still hurts. mentioned in section one and it just more for the rest of us." First of all, some effort has to be . Does Trinity have a drug prob- isn'tthat funny when yourown hall is spent convincing the social authori- WHY MARIJUANA IS BETTER hit by, it. Second of all, stoners all WHO USES MARIJUANA? ties on Capitol Avenue that mari- lem? Only if you consider marijuana seem to have better taste in music. smoking a problem. Some of my THAN ALCOHOL: juana should be legalized. After that When drunks have a party they listen Considering its availability on cam- little job is pulled off, then our great friends use the stuff regularly and to pop dance music. When stoned they don't seem to have any more I) The superiority of pot over alcohol pus you 'd figure that there has to be a administration can start encouraging people haye a party they listen to marijuana use around here overtly. trouble dealing with life around here is demonstrated byxwhat happens hell of a market for the stuff. Mari- than anyone else. Of course these are when users overindulge. Under, the • "The Last Waltz" and Neil Young juana users seem to cover the cam pus The college has rules governing the not my friends on the Tripod Staff effects of both these drugs people get, albums, which are infinitely betten population almost as thouroughly as use of alcohol in the advertising of well, playful. People who drink too alcohol users. Everyone from bor- social events, but no rules regulating (the one or two I have left), or any of derline academic drop-outs (here at the use of marijuana to advertise such the children whose parents read this much like to play with other people's An Amusing Digression: A father things: windows, fire extinguishers, comes to visit his kid on parent's Trinity you get as many chances as functions. As we all know, parties are and know I associate with their kids. you can afford) to people who have much better attended if the featured Not being a loker, smoker, or drinker fire alarms, fire hoses, fuse boxes, weekend. You are in a really bad door decorations, flag poles.and trees. mood because the guys who live missed only a handful of classes in mind-altering substance is advertised (hear that Mom? hear that Dad?) the last four years occassionally in- in advance. That's why the Deans myself, out of all of those social vices One of the several thousand alcohol across the hall kept you up late listen- policy updates The Tripod has run in ing to Led Zepplin until 3:00 a.m. the dulge. • , • . prohibited the use of alcohol to pro- I'd have to pick toking as the least the last four years included the statis- night before. The father walks by mote events in the first place. Hope- offensive. There are several good tic that 90% of all campus vandalism your room asking if you know where fully powerful, pro-pot advertising reasons for this choice. CONTACT HIGHS, A MYTH is alcohol related. his child, whom you figure lives in CREATED BY DRUG ADDLED could turn people away from the demon alcohol, and on to something People who smoke too much the room across the hall, lives. You MINDS. WHY POT IS BETTER THAN TO- respond "Does he do a lot of mari- cleaner and calmer. If enough people BACCO: like to play with their own things: the can be convinced to smoke pot over draw strings on their sweat shirts, juana? If he does then he probably I occassionally spend time in lives in 210, but knock lightly. They drinking alcohol, the campus should 1) Marijuana smells better than to- shoes laces, various fingers, that curi- small rooms with my toking buddies might not be down yet and you don't and their second-hand smoke. They experience a marked drop in campus bacco when burned. If you're going ous way pockets can be turned inside vandalism. The money the school out. When was the last time a stoned want to weird them out or anything." are usually smoking tobacco at the to have second hand smoke around, it Later the father will discover that his same time so there isn 't much chance will save just on dorm repairs alone should at least have the courtesy to person did anything more damaging will probably be able to sponsor a few ; than spilling the bong water? child does indeed live in 210, and will I'll stay long, but I have once or twice. smell nice. have some very interesting questions One of those times everyone started more faculty members, thus improv- 2) People who drink too much throw ing theacademic climate of the school. 2) If you're going to inhale burnt up. a clear and present danger to people for his offspring whose red eyes are insisting that I had gotten a "contact leaves into your lungs, you should be Page 14 • The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 Arts Anything Goes Delivers Arts News Lighthearted Song and Dance In many ways, this musical engaged to Hope, but "has hot pants" probably shows the finest work to for Reno. Otherexceptionai perform- ers include Seniors Tory Clawson Hartford Ballet -By Robert Markee- date of several individuals who have '"Editor-in-Chief performed for years. Most notable of and Henry Hamilton who portray the these was Linda Ivey, who played the eccentric, middle-aged Mrs. Harcourt Presents lead role of Reno Sweeney, a sultry and Mr. Whitney, respectively. In Cole Porter's 1934musicalA/iv- night-club celebrity. She has been this, the last show they will be in, they thing Goes performed to huge audi- given roles in thepast few years which show their talents in roles which they ences this past weekend at Austin were not suited to her vocal range or jump into. Moonface's flirtatious and Arts Center in the first of a two- performance qualities. In songs such flighty sidekick Bonnie (played by weekend run of the show. Taking as"IGetAKickOutOfYou"andthe Beka Jeanette '90) was well received Made In America place on an ocean liner from New title song "Anything Goes", she gets by this past weekend's audience. The York City to London, it is a romantic a chance to really shine. part of Bonnie will be performed this A celebration of American song and dance extravaganza which Likewise, Senior Michael weekend by Alet Oury '92. Oury is takes place in the 30's. someone to look for not only in this Garver got a chance to break away weekend's performance, but also in spirit and music Involving a large cast made up from some of his stiffness of previous future performances at Trinity. of some of Trinity's finest vocal roles and threw himself into the role elements. Anything Goes hosts a of the romantic, irrepressable Billy Despite these outstanding per- magnificent set designed by Karen Crocker. His exceptional voice was formers, Anything Goes runs into Sparks Mellon. Mellon's previous wonderful but unfortunately seemed problems due to the fact that the cast work on Ruddygore, A Perfect to dominate over the fine but weaker is primarily made up of singers, not Featuring the World Premiere of the Stranger, and Sweeney Todd has voice of Amy Wilson '91 (Hope dancers. While Reno Sweeney's produced some the finest sets for the Harcourt). In this weekend's produc- "Angels" (played by Anna David '92, Uthoff Choreographed Piece, Musical Theatre productions at Trin- tion, the role of Hope will be played Catherine Edwards '91, Jenny Fiol ity. The set, combined with a care- by Katryna Nields, whose voice and '91, and Mary McConnick '91) cer- "RFD #1" fully selected band combo organized stage presence will certainly chal- tainly do their best to entertain the and directed by Naomi Amos, created lenge Garver. audience (particularly in "Take Me an excellent 30's milieu. As this was John Siimmerford '89, per- Back to Manhattan") they fail to the first time that Director Gerald formed at the same level he always achieve a perfect synch in many on March 17 & 18 at 8:00 p.m. Moshell has handed on the position of has: excellent. Siimmerford, who their numbers. Likewise, the Musical Director to.someone else, played the lead in Sweeney Todd two chorus does a good job with most of Amos should be congradulated. years ago, stood out as Mooiiface the larger numbers, and are tremen- at The Bushnell In recent years, the quality of Martin, a kind-hearted and none-too- dous during "Blow, Gabriel, Blow", acting in Moshell directed musicals bright gangster. Siimmerford is even but seem to be bogged down in some For Ticket Information Call has been somewhat less than excep- better now than he was when he stole of the choreography* arranged by tional. However, in Anything Goes, the show in Ruddygore in the Fall of Marty Fernandi. The more simple the traditionally inexpressive performers 1985. He was obviously well cast for choreography is, the more energetic 246-6807 showed a good degree of energy in the part of Moonface. and enjoyable it becomes. "hamming it up" and interacting with Also standing out was Junior Anything Goes is, in essence, a the eccentricities of the other charac- Chris Cooper as Sir Evelyn Oakleigh, song and dance show. It is meant to BROADWAY AT THE BUSHNELL ters presented on stage. : Rritish crp.ntl — r._..--..— _ -c-- Presents Nunsense March 28 through April 2 For Ticket Information Call WM 246-6807 Hartford Stage Presents The U.S. Premiere of Alexander Chervinsky's The Paper Gramophone

L Directed by Yuri Yeremin. Artistic Director of the Pushkin Drama The- Seniors Michael Garver and John C. Siimmerford, as Billy Crocker and Moonface Martin, are incognito in this atre in Moscow upcoming weekend's production of Anything Goes. Ph0t0 by Pike Peters February 17-March IK For Ticket Information Call CalendArt 525-5151 EXHIBITIONS MUSIC ::' . THEATRE Trinity/La Mama Performing Arts Program Fall 1989 Semester in New York City March 7 through April 28 April 4 & 5 at 8;00 p.m. February 17 thru March 18 "Selections of American Earn a full semester's graduate or undergraduate credit from Trinity Hartford Symphony The Paper Gramophone College studying and working in New York City. An intensive three Landscape Paintings" "Classical Series" Hartford Stage and a half month (Septembeno December) experience in theatre, dance and performance. Integrating individual field study, group seminars, Widner Gallery Featuring the works of and workshops based at the world renowned La Mama Experimental Austin Arts Center Barber, Sibelius, and March 16-18 at 8:15 p.m. Theatre Club. The program includes: Internships individualy tailored to each student's interests and ex- Beethoven . Cole Porter's perience. at The Bushnell Seminar QIJ C9"tf mporarv Theatre and Dance examining rep- Anything Goes resentative artists and groups in relation to their performance tradition, DANCE Goodwin Theatre historical context and connection with other arts. Integral to the seminar are many trips (e.g. three a week) to performances, rehearsals, April 7 & 8 at. 8:00 p.m. Austin Arts Center exhibits, and visits from all over the world. March 22 at 8:00 p.m. Hartford Symphony SarJishi){js.(active participatory I in which students can work on expanding their expressive vocabulary and develop physical, vocal ana Kathryn Posin Dance "Pop Series" March 23 at 8:00 p.m. psycho-physical skills. Company in Concert Hooray for Hollywood , Sfificialk£d_Cia5S£S_vvith leadim: teachers in aciirm. movement, The Bloomsbury Theatre dance, theatre and performance. Goodwin Theatre at The Bushnell of the University College m , toSEamiLirector: Lonn;irfri Kfo»nir» Artistic Director of the Shaliko Company. Austin Arts Center London Agantemiion For further information contact: by Aeschylus Leonardo Shapiro. Trinity/1 .a Main.i IVrtnnnint: Arts Program Support the Arts .,, I.a Mania H,T.C, _. ,,ii Goodwin Theatre 74A hast 4th Street. New York City. NY UHXtf (212) 47S-6."-' at •" Trinity Austin Arts Center : Application Deadline: Maati 15 The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 'Page 15 Arts The Cowboy Junkies Are Addicted To Depression is it really new age. The songs are all gets a little boring after a while. True, -By Chris Lichatz- country and western/blues ballads, not too many albums can be played Art Staff Writer both covers and originals. Some of constantly without becoming boring, the songs arc truly remarkable rein- but after only three or four songs from lerpretations. The traditional country "The Trinity Session" I get annoyed I'm amazed at how popular this tune "Mining For Gold" is sung with the pitiful melancholic tone of album, "The Trinity Session" by the acapella by lead vocalist Margo the songs. Even if I'm depressed this Cowboy Junkies, has become. This Timmins, Hank Williams' classic album doesn't do anything but annoy unknown band from Toronto, Can- "I'm so Lonesome I Could Cry" has me after the fourth song. Also, though ada records an album of ten bluesy, moredown-and-out-cry-in-your-beer the Cowboy Junkies can play some country and western ballads (twelve country and western sentimentalism cover songs well, others they ruin on the CD), and suddenly they're the than Hank ever could have played, beyond belief. "Sweet Jane", which grooviest thing since sliced bread and/ is the album's one big hit, sounds and "Blue Moon Revisited (Song for weak, very weak, when compared to or the wheel, 1 still can't decide if I Elvis)" is a radical reinterpretation of really like this album yet: it seems to the power of the original (Idon' t care the Rodgers and Hart classic which if Lou Reed likes it), and "Walking walk the line between unique and the Cowboy Junkies re-wrote to suit monotonous. Nevertheless, quite a After Midnight" isn't quite as well their own feelings. The band's origi- performed as Patsy Cline did it back few people in the record buying pub- nals are also fine pieces of song writ- lic and college radio circles like it, in the 60's. If you hear a song off this ing. "200 More Miles" for example, album and like it, beware: though all because it's been on the retail and is a great country and western origi- college charts for months, the songs sound similar, not all of nal, and "I Don't Get It" is a fine blues them are performed as well. Wood and mirror sculpture from .Margaret Anathan's exhibit First its good points: "The Trin- original. ,., ity Session" has a unique and emo- The band plays very laid back Finally, the album is good, but Photo by Sue Muik tional sound. The whole album was and quiet, allowing Margo Timmins not in la'rge doses. Some people have recorded live, with one "Calrec to put u lot of feeling into her singing said it's like a song cycle (meaning Ambisonic [stereo?] microphone", in without having to wail. Her voice is the songs are meant to be listened to Toronto's Church of the Holy Trinity beautiful, like a mellow hybrid of as a whole), but if that's true then the Remember, (hence the title.) The natural rever- Fairport Convention's Sandy Denny song cycle is much too long, and the beration of the church sounds so (who most of us will remember from songs are much too similar. "The Thursday is the last hauntingly beautiful that the songs Led Zeppelin IV) and Sonic Youth's Trinity Session" by the Cowboy Junk- take on an eerie timeless quality ies can put you in a thoughtful and Kim Gordon (she sounds deliberately emotional mood, but it can also put remeniscient of classical music like dissonant at times). Unfortunately, day to replace your Webern or Pendercki, or even mod- you into a minor depression. One her voice seems to carry the album, as depressing song is good, a whole' ern new age music like Harold Budd the band's playing isn't all that inter- or Brian Eno. "The Trinity Session" album of depression is a little too, esting behind her. masochistic for my tastes. student ID is, of course, not classical music, nor Now the bad points: the album Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure By Liz Healy and Russ Kauff

Liz: I can't remember the last time I have looked so forward to a film Liz, babe, I most wholeheartedly concur; Bill and 7 'ed's Excellent Adventure after the preview as I did with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - is a most triumphant flick. Dude, like every so often there's a film that is truly and I must say, it lived up to all my expectations. This film hands us infectious, films that leave you quoting them and imitating their main char- the most classic one liners since Animal House, and it's destined to acters for weeks, even months. . . ••• become just as much of a cult classic. I admit that I usually find 'high school 'oriented movies totally bogus, but Under Stephen Herek's dizzying direction, we follow the lives this film completely out-classes the likes of Fast Times at Ridgemont High of Bill and Ted - two (yes) surfer dudes from San Remis, California, and ofter such bogus movies. All kidding aside, these guys are juvenile, who are fated to go down in history as the "great ones," Yetright now, asinine stupid, and absolutely the coolest teenagers to hit the silver screen it's hard to believe that they're going to go down in history, since in a long time. The humor is at first glance pretty straightforward and slap- they're failing the class. But help comes in the form of Rufus (George stick, but there is definite intelligence hidden below the jester's tassels. Please, Carlin). He journey s back from the future to help them pass their final observe Sigmund Freud ("Froode Dude") eating a com dog while visiting the oral report - and the only way for them to pass is to go back in time San Remis Galleria. Subliminal? How about Ted's ability to completely and live history. I mean, these are guys who think that Joan of Arc understand Socrates (pronounced Soa-krates, dude) even though he knows no was Noah's wife. So, of course, he gives them their very own time Greek and be able to translate his thoughts to San Remis High School via the machine/phone booth to travel in and the adventure begins. lyrics of Bon Jovi. Bill and Ted is fast, funny, and even has a message somewhere In any case, now that Bill and Ted have 'totally conquered' their audiences in there! Yet what makes it the most worthwhile is the men (astounding many-a-babe'along the way), my advice is as follows: unlike I themselves - Bill and Ted. I can honestly say that they are "most thought prior to seeing this film, don't leave your brain at home - take it out unprecedented," and they literally open up a whole new dimension for a night at a truly hilarious film. If you don't see this film you' 11 have to be for us. I think they sum their philosophy up with "Party on dudes!", very patient with the rest of us because we'll be quoting it for the rest of the which also sums up the philosophy of the movie -just enjoy it and year. So dudes, be excellent to each other, party on, and go see Bill and Ted's ; have fun! Excellent Adventure. Totally outrageous.

Kathryn Posin Dance Company to The Department of Music presents: Appear At Austin Arts Center Cole Porter's Great '30's'Musical characterized as "a neatly, robust ness, bilateralness. .. ." Posin was -By Susan Muik- pattern of movement, sometimes inspired to do this piece when she was Austin Arts Center Publicist . gorgeous, yet stalled in some way - teaching in Los Angeles, but she ac- pulling two steps hack for every two tually created it back in her loft in "On March 22,1989 the Kathryn New York City. Posin Dance Company will be per- and a half forward toward some goal. forming at the Austin Arts Center in According to Deborah Jowitt of the Kathryn Posin finds her students the J.L. Goodwin Theatre at 8:00 pm. Villiage Voice, "Posin's dancing here at Trinity College "imaginative Directed by Gerald Moshell hangs on a deep caving-in and ex- and hard-working." She enjoys liv- Musical Direction by Naomi Amos Kathryn Posin, a visiting dance ing in Hartford yet admits that .her instructor here at Trinity, will be fea- panding of the body." Kathryn Posin. Choreography by Marty Fernandi considers herself to be more verbal homebase is, and always will be New turing three premieres: Harmony of York City. Specifically, she is in- • Set Design by Karen Sparks Mellon Leaves, a work inspired by the poems than most dancers because she trusts Lighting Design by Alan S. Peterson • movement more than words. spired by her loft in SoHo next.to the of William Butler Yeats, Hurts Too Public Theatreoverlooking a carwash. Much, a satire on bi-coastalness, and "Hurts Too Much To Stop is She feels "it's a very important part of Terrain, performed to new live jazz meant to be a satire- of confessional my life, just as is teaching. The City Thurs. - Sat. March 16-18 compositions by Kirk Nurock. Par- performance art, of a lecture-demon- is where I go to recharge my creative 8:15 p.m. ticipating artists will include; Ann stration, and. of a drug rehabilitation batteries." Marie De Angelo, Lance Westergard, group session. It's also about the guys Austin Arts Center' Matt Baker, Mia Cunningham, iulio smoking crack on my street. And Don't miss the Kathryn Posin J.L. Goodwin Theatre Leituo. Kathryn Posin .and Lisa Rob- about the homeless. And about sex," Dance Company performing a vari- ety of excitinc works here on March bins. Posin says. It's about bi-ness.' Bi- • A Performance Pass Performance coastalhess. biseximhiess. bilingual- 22,1989. This will be a Performance Posin's choreography has been Pass Event. Page 16 • The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 Sports Lady Bants End Season, Lebrun to All-Star Game

. Thanks also to the scoring crew of Next, to Gabe Harris, our lovable the road. I took this job never having little more discretion on defense will SID, who was very receptive to re- seen a complete women's basketball -by Matthew G. Miller- move Barr into prominence. Chiodo, Gabe Harris, Jon and Chris Leary, cameraperson Melissa Hobbie, clock quests for stats, etc. To Assistant game, and the last two years have Sports Writer (and I have to say it, after all this is my been a great revelation and experi- last chance to) a 6'0" center from and book operators Chris Lindsay Coaches Ralph White and Carol Ann Portland, Maine, had a very typical and Lisa Banks, and, of course, Beach; Ralph and Cabbie were great ence. Just getting to see other cam- freshman season. The game by game everyone's favorite PA announcer, all year, and for Cab, Mic Dry is the puses all over New England was fun Senior center Leanne LcBrun key. Coach Maureen Pine has been in itself, and the D'Arigelo's/Steve's had her spectacular basketball career discrepancies in points and rebounds Stu Dye. will disappear for Chiodo, just as they Finally, I have some personal great all year, taking time out of both stops on the way home were awe- capped by her selection to the New busy practice and recruiting seasons some. The team has become my England Women's Basketball Asso- did for Kirsten Kolstad. this year. thanks to hand out.' First, to all the parents and friends of theplayers who to talk with this reporter, and teach friends as well as becoming excellent ciation All-Star Game. She will join Chiodo is an excellent rebounder and him the fine points of the game. My such stars as Missy Crouchley, Liz blocked shot artist (her 23 this year were so warm and receptive to this hoop players. So to, Mo, Cabbie, devoted thanks to Mo. And lastly, to Ralph, LA, Karyn, Kirsten, Paula, Garner, Wendy Merk, and Angela was only 5 off the school record for a . reporter. My thanks especially to the the team itself. For the last two years, Mele in trying to match Trinity assis- season). Her offense will become O'Donnell's, who hosted aphenome- O' D, Kath, Amy, Jen, Deb, and Laura, I have had the privilege of see almost thank yoil, and congratulations on a tant coach Carol Ann Beach's per- more consistent. As the season wore nal reception after the Tufts game and every basketball game at Trin and on formance as Game MVP one year on, Chiodo became more and more to all the "regulars" at every game. great two years. ago, The Lady Bants finished their aggressive and tenac ious on the floor, season last week, losing in the first and that helped her game immensely. round of the ECAC championships, With the confidence of a solid fresh- Equestrian Rides Again Lacrosse thereby equalling their 13-7 record man year behind her, she will not for the second consecutive year. disappoint anyone in her tough job of competition. Chappell had previously replacing Leanne LeBrun. -by Andrea Kraus- competed in Adv. Walk- Trot- Can- Trainer Now, onto the outlook for next year Petrovic led the Lady Bants in Special to the Tripod ter. and a recap of the past season: field goal % this season. Unfortu- In the late morning classes, Toni nptely she only took 1 shot, due to a Bettes '91, the newest member of the Returning starters: 3. Karyn Far- fractured elbow she suffered during team, earned a sixth place finish in the Needed quhar and Kirsten Kolstad will re- Christmas break practice. A real Trinity Equestrian travelled to Adv. W-T-C division. Sabina Yagar turn at forward, and Kathy Ennis banger on the boards, Petrovic would Yale University's Polo and Eques- '90 competed in the Beg. W-T-C will return at off-guard, Farquhar is have seen a good number of minutes trian Center this past Saturday to division. The Trinity just 162 points short of becoming the this season. She had also improved compete in this semester's first show. The afternoon classes led off Lacrosse Team second women's player to hit the her offense significantly from the Although the team did not finish as with Hobbie and Nowak riding over magical 1000 point barrier. Hershoot- beginning of practice. 'Her rehab strong as in the past, all riders put in fences, followed by Jelsma, Smith needs a team ing was much more consistent this seems to be going well, and she re- commendable rides considering their and Krause in the Intermediate divi- year, and her defensive contributions mained a strong part of the team de- unfamiliarity with riding polo ponies sion. Of the last three riders, only "manager", to help as the chaser in the 3-2 zone cannot be spite the prolonged absence. She is over fences and on the flat. Jelsma placed among the top six rid- needed back at f ul I strength next year. underestimated. Kolstad is on pace In the Open division, team cap- ers in her class by finishing fifth. run the clock, do after2years to break LeanneLeBrun's tain Karen Hobbie '89 and Jeff Nowak The last two rides of the day the substitution all-time scoring record that she set Intangibles: A few. Point guard '92 finished fifth and fourth, respec- were put in by Chappell and Holly this year. Koistad is an excellent Kathleen Buckley. Schedule. Refe- tively, on the flat and third and fifth Hoover '92. Chappell competed over horn, etc. Anyone athlete who plays tenacious defense, rees, Incoming freshman. Buckley and has great offensive skills. With over fences (respectively). fences for the first time in the inter- left the team over Christmas break Jen Smith (Mt. Holyoke Coll. collegiate association and is to be interested should the graduation of LeB run, thereshould with an illness. Her return next year be more offensive opportunities for '90) put in a winning ride in the Inter- commended for her excellent ride contact Coach is uncertain, but with the loss of mediate flat class, outpacing the rest despite not placing in the ribbons. Kolstad, and she certainly has the O'Donnell, her return might be key; talent to hit for 20+per game. She is of the field of 12 riders. Laura Jelsma Hoover put in the day's best ride by Mike Darr in the An up-tempo, tenacious, ultra-confi- '9! and Andrea Krause '89 also Finishing second in the Adv. Walk- also an underrated rebounder, getting dent player, Buckley, in her short 8.7 per game this season. An unerr- competed in this division, with Jelsma Trot division. This ended the day on a Athletic tenure, showed great protnise. The earning a fqvjrth place, finish in her,. high note for the entire team. ing team player, took for Kolstad to Lady BantS'iwill play irTthe Babson ; ; Department, Ferris join Farquhar on the All-New Eng- Thanksgiving tournament for the first class; "•••'• •" • •' ••• ••••• !/'•• "•• • ' trinity firiisried'tied for fourth land honor roll next year. Ennis adds time next season, and these extra, Competing for the first time'in among the twelve colleges compet- Athletic Center. a stabilizing dimension to the squad. games early in the year will be both a the Novice division was freshman ing, having been beaten by Stonehill She recovered from an inconsistent challenge and a help to a squad which Sarah Chappell, who earned a fifth College, Yale'and UCONN. The start to provide a steadying hand on will inculcateagoodnumberoffresh- place finish in a division that has the team's next show will be at Connecti- Please Contact! the court and very dependable per- man next year. Coach Maureen Pine largest number, of riders and stiff cut College on April 9. formances. Work on her penetration has recruited aggressively this year, into the paint will open'up more of- and a bumper crop of talented fresh- fensive possibilities for her. . man should be the result. :• Graduating starters: 2. Center Hoop Talk: Some great miscellane- D & D Package Store Leanne LeBrun, and point- guard ous points. Clark was finally elimi- Maryanne O'Donnell. Not enough nated in. the NCAA quarterfinals, Bob Ferris can be said about LeBrun. She is losing to Clarkson 72-58, ending their We Stili Deliver Trinity's all-time leading scorer and 35 game winning streak. How did the 417 New Britain Ave. 249-6883 Proprietor rebounder and she helped make this other Trinity Colleges do this year? program a viable one. One of the The women's team at Trinity (Texas) smoothest players anyone will ever was 4-18. Trinity (Illinois) was 4-17, see, she flashed through the paint and Trinity (Vermont) was awful as better than anyone. A tenacious re- well (I mean, they were getting -, bounder, she has,led the Lady Bants smoked by 60 every other game), but , Budweiser BUSCH in three of her four seasons. Some- their exact record is unavailable. one else can play center, but no one Trinity (Washington) did not lose a can replace LeBrun. O'Donnell, • game this year. Thenagainthey don't whose 12 assists in 2 different games have a team, so that wasn't much of 1/2 Kegs this season matched the school rec- an accomplishment. $8" ord, raised her play another notch this Trinity outscored their oppo- 99 season, and was one of the better nents 1371-1278 and outrebounded +tax& deposit point guards in New England. Never them831-818. In four years, Trinity's ' +tax& deposit flustered, this two time captain will free throw shooting has improved Suitcase be sorely missed. from 54.9% to 56.0% to 59.3% to 24 -12 oz. Cans 70.8%. Trin had 4 players at 70% or Cheapest Price in Town! Other returnees: 5. Sophomore more this year. Kirsten Kolstad led at Guard/Forward Paula Murphy, 69-89 (77.5%), Karyn Farquhar was Positive Picture ID Required With Every Purchase Junior Off-Guard Debbie Glew, next at 34-44 (.7.7.3%), Leanne Le- Sophomore 1 and 2 guard Jen Barr, Brun was third at 74-99 (74.7%0, and Freshman Center Amy Chiodo, and Jen Barr was fourth at 14-20(70.0%). Freshman Center/Forward Laura The average women's team hit 64%, Petrovic. Murphy, the team's only 3- Amy Chiodo led the team in field •| Q

We start with the women's team. fastest lineups in New England has arsenal of rockets. The 100m will There will be no shortage of -by Aaron Sobel- The Lady Bants will be led by their been assembled. School record- team up 1988 NESCAC finalist Rob talent in the weight events. The shot- tri-captains, Kay McGowan '89, Pat holder Taffuri will be teamed up with Conklin '91, Rod Moore '89, Steve put will be handled by New England Sports Writer. Taffuri '89, and Gail Wehrli '89 who Chris Lindsay '91, Moran, and the Redgate '91, and Rhoades Alderson rankers J.B. Wells '91 and Sam are all seasoned veterans as well as ever-versatile VanCampen. This will '92. The 200m will be bolstered by Gourley '90 as well as Chuck Gill excellent candidates for post-season definitely be one of the strongest the equally strong team of 1988 '91, and Matt Cressotti '91. Wells, As winter begins to wane, and competition. These three women form events forthe Lady Bants. The hurdles NESCAC champion and co-captain Gourley, and Cressotfi will also thoughts turn to warm weather and the fulcrum of a young women's team will be a double effort for veteran Scott Isaac '89\ co-captain Russ compete in the discus as will former lying outon the Quad, the thoughts of that has seen fewer numbers this year trackwoman Eileen Neilan '89 who Alderson '89, the younger Alderson, New England ranker Steve Gorman the Trinity men and women's track due to a large '88 graduating class. will preside over the I OOm and 400m Moore,andPatBayliss'9I. As if this '90, Gorman will also head up a teams is that it's two weeks. Specifi- However, this will not daunt the team hurdle events, is enough, the 400m will feature the powerful group of hammer throwers cally, that it's two weeks until the who will rely on the strong leadership Turning to the middle and long talents of NESCAC champ Isaac, the that contains Gill and Cressotti. The teams head south, to Tampa, Florida of the captains. distances, the events feature a mix- elder Alderson, Bayliss, Campbell javelin could read like a who's-who to begin their annual ritual of pre- The sprints showcase a mixture ture of Veteran cross-country runners Barrett '92, and Doug Wetherill '92. of New England throwers as New season training. This time they jour- of old talent and new blood. In the as well as eager newcomers. The All of these runners have the ability to England rankers Jeff Buzzi '90, Rob ney south with a great deal of opti- 1 OOm, McGowan will lead the charge 800m will be run by Anne Stuart '91, run excellent one-lap times. The Conklin '91 and newcomer Lane will mism accompanying them. The opti- and will be backed up by junior dash- co-captain Wehrli, and Candice hurdles also have no lack of talent as compete. 1 seniorall-NESCAG; barrier-man Pete mum ,w,a,s something ;tha| wa»

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-by Judson Farnsworth- where they mingled with other the 1000m mark, which Wehrli passed By Eric Hammerstrom Sports Writer coaches and athletes at a steak and in a personal best time of 3:09.4, the lobster dinner. On Friday, Wehrli Bantam runner was in the thick of the Gail Wehrli, who thought her watched the first heat of the 1500m competition. At that point the pace" It was like Church at Easter. There were 1,500 sometimes rude, but indoor track season was over two before joining five other women in picked up and Wehrli, who had run 56 very loud basketball fans at the Bantams* Roost (Ray OOSTing Gymna- weeks ago, enjoyed a reprieve when the second heat of the qualifying miles the week before, began to fade. sium) Saturday night. Not a bad crowd for a school with an enrollment of she found she had qualified as a pro- rounds for Saturday's final. This Her finishing time of 4:44.4 was about the same size. visional entry for the National NCAA 'was important since three spots in a personal best and placed her tenth in THE BANTAM was there, clad in blue and gold feathers, and per- Division III Championships in the the final would be determined by the nation without qualifying for the formed spectacularty. With all the grace of Foghorn Leghorn, the 1500m. The Bantam Co-Captain's fastest times, and with the first heat finals. The Trinity duo stayed to Rooster was defeated in a half-time contest with Chicken Little. But the time of 4:46.11 qualified her as the results known, Wehrli could better watch Saturday's final before return- Bant made Rhode Island feel as though the sky was falling. The hex he cast eleventh fastest time in the country estimate ho w fast her heat woul'd be. ing to Trinity where there are only upon the Anchormen held strong from tip-off to buzzer, and beyond. and earned her a return trip to Bow- Within the first lap the Lady three weeks left to train before the A heavy, wet snow blanketed Hartford in the game's final moments, doin College's superb track. Bantam found herself running in a beginning of the outdoor season as though the elements were saying, "Have a nice Bus Ride, Folks." An Coach Magoun accompanied , pack behind the early leader Kathy against Middlebury in Tampa, Flor- element never forgets. Wehrli to check-in Thursday night, Kane of Pittsburgh State. Through ida. . Trinity's all-new all-male cheerleading squad of Chris "Give me a B" Brown, Ed "Give me*an A" Troiano, Matt "Give me an N" Cressotti, Paul "Give me an T" Harney, and the ever dexterous Pinhead "Give me an S" Valzania, put the flag waving Rhode Island females to shame. The Roosters' Boosters ROCKED THE HOUSE as parents, friends, and fellow students of the Bantams began to yell themselves Hoarse during warmups. The small core of faithful Trinity fans, who made their presence known at nearly every game of the season, were there with signs and banners. It was the final game in the college careers of five Bantams. Glenri Kurtz, the team's captain, capped his college career with a breakaway two- handed, earth-shattering, crowd-roaring, slam dunk. Ted Lyon, whose two three-pointers, seven assists, and twenty points led the Bantams, was named Most Valuable Player along with Rhode Island's Troy Smith, who finished with 30 points. Plus, the team threw a birthday party for him on Sunday.

The Bantams won the E. C. A. C. Championship in 1986 when Kurtz, Lyon, Jon Moorhouse, Don Green, and Paul Schlickmann wefe freshmen. Saturday they won it as seniors. Talk about closure. What goes around comes around (sort of like the measles). Let me know if Hollywood calls. They all took turns cutting the net off of the rim after the presentation of the Championship trophy. What a neat tradition. Maybe they should do that after hockey tournaments. A hockey net's big enough for each fan to take a turn. Coach StanOgrodnik stood atop a ladder and cut the last bit of net, then draped it around his neck and raised his arms in victory.. It was his fourth E. C. A. C. Championship. . . What will life be like Heckling From the Cheap Seats of Ray OOSTing Gymnasium without the golden tones of Stu "Unbelievable" Dye? Stu '89, the Public Address announcer at Trinity hoop games, was in rare form in his last game on the PA. Thanks a lot girls... uh, I mean Stu. Don (".(('< n and lour nthci -emeus lollicled the ir iciond If \(_ lille S.ituidii) Trinity will lose another basketball legend when senior Scoreboard operator Jonah Cohen graduates. Famous for eternal last seconds, Jonah came to the rescue of this year's Junior Varsity Basketball team. Moments before gametime, the J. V. Bants found themselves outmanned 19 to 5 by the J, V. Coast Guardsmen.' Donning the blue and gold, "J-Rock" played an Bants Win EC AC Crown inspired game and almost scored, sparking a thunderous roar from the ranks Continued From Page 20 Lyon, Moorhouse, Stubbs, and Fresh- together for two years, and the addi- of the Jonah Cohen Fan Club. , . to as much as 24 points. The half man Matt Vaughn. The overall tion of the guards Joe Reilly and Matt ended 41-23 in favor of Trinity, and strength oftheBantam offense sprang Vaughn helped to build extremely Congratulations to the Hockey Bantams on their great season. When the second half was uneventful as the from the confidence of the team. Jon strong inside and outside- games. such a young team makes it to the semi-finals playing exciting hockey there Bantams were'never threatened. Moorhouse said, "We knew that we Coach Stan Ogrodnik used this talent are obviously good times ahead. Major, "who burned Trinity in could beat them. It was just a matter to maximize the potential of his club By the way. Southeastern Massachusetts University won this year's the last meeting for 48 points, scored.. of tts clamping down on defense." and give it confidence to be unbeat- E. C. A. C. North/South Hockey Championship when they defeated Iona 4- ' only 5 points in the first half and Confidence was the theme of the able at home. Congratulations go out 2MS.M.U. finished with 28. For Trinity, four season for this year's Bantam squad, to the whole team: Chris Hinchey, players' scored in double figures: as Don Green said, "We peaked at the Anthony Martin, Paul Schlickman, right time. We all camefrom winning Matt.Perno, and Damon Scott as well programs, so (we knew how to win)." as to Lyon, Kurtz.Moorhouse, Stubbs, The core of players, Ted Lyon, Don Reilly, Green and Vaughn for the Green,.Glenn Kurtz, Jon Moorhouse, unbeaten record at home and the Vernon Street Snack Bar Quiz and Mike Stubbs had been playing ECAC title..

Jackie Robinson became a Brooklyn Dodger in 1947, breaking the color barrier.in Squash Tourney Held baseball. sleep," said Whittemore. -By Bob Carey- However, in what proved to be Who was the first black professional football player? Who was the first Special to the Tripod the day's most exciting match, Rick black to play in the NBA ? Who was the first black to play in the NHL ? It was a fine March afternoon Moss, Bob Carey, and Tim Panos when the St. Elmo.squash team swept .. teamed up to defeat the forfeiting (a correct answer to any one of these three questions will be sufficient) the'annual intra-fraternity squash representatives of Crow, DKE, and tournament last Saturday— continu- Psi-U. After initial questions of scor- ing a winning streak begun in the ing (they finally decided to score the The winner of each week's Vernon Street Snack Bar-Quiz will receive one early nineteenth century. The gentle match like a game of 21 in basket- lapping of chlorine against the pool ball), the Elmo gerits finished in a Vernon Cheeseburger, one small order of French Fries, and one medium Soft Drink, sides, the gay songs of Ferris barn three way tie for first place. For FREE OF CHARGE, from the Vernon Street Snack Bar. swallows and- the ringing of green philosophy major Panos, the game rubber balls and squeaking soles assumed metaphysical proportions. All entries must be delivered to Box 1310 before 5:00pm Friday. Please include meshed to make it a truly sonorous "For me the game was largely an your name, box number, and your telephone number with your entry. One entry per and convivial day at the courts. intellectual exercise. To win, I had to A little for worse and better for ascertain my position in relation to participant. In the case of more than one correct answer, one winner will be drawn wine, the men of St. Elmo resolved to the ball in relation to the universe." compensate for serious physical af- Moss and Carey played the from all correct entries. fliction by applying Pythagorean match under protest, infuriated that theorem and psychological chican- • Marriot services had sent up ptna ery. For instance, David Gifford coladas without the paper umbrellas. The winners of last week's Vernon Street Snack Bar Quiz are Mark Oelschlager of shocked his opponent by play ing with "How can this game be played with- an unstrung racquet, cruising to an out properly served drinks. My play Akron, Ohio and Nate Sage of Chester, Connecticut, • easy 3-1 victory over the number one was definitely affected," lamented Mark correctly answered the question, "Who holds the record for the most AD seed. "Very few players realize Moss. : that strings are superfluous— a su- Trinity's troubling intellectual hits in a single major league baseball season?" George Sisler holds the record of perstitious custom, actually. The apathy was evinced in a record low 256 hits. strings are only there in case y o,u can't attendance. Present were two deans, hit consistently with the frame or asecurity guard,.and four monitors. Nate correctly answered the question, "How long was five-time batting neck," explained Gifford. The "godfather of soul", James Brown champion Wade Boggs' affair with travel agent of the year Margo Adams?" The Tony Whittemore defeated the (on a weekend pass for good behav- Hall's "soul" entry 3 games to none in ior), came to see the final matches. Boggs/Adams affair lasted for four years. a savage match. Afterwards, Whitte- As usual, St. Elmo donated the more admitted to napping throughout proceeds to squash relief funds for Bon Appetit, Mark and Nate! the entire match. "I really needed the Pakistanian vouths, The Trinity Tripod • March 14,1989 • Page 19 High Spirits Stats Corner Sponsored by High Spirits Wines and Liquors

Men's Basketball Results Trinity 85, Rhode Island Coll. 70 NCAA Division Intramural Championships RHODE ISLAND (70)- Robert Sutton 00 0, Todd Keefe 1 0 Basketball's ECAC Championship Season 3, Troy Smith 13 4 30, Tom Campbell 2 0 5, Jesse Ferrell 4 0 8, Joe McClary 2 0 4, Jeff Allen 1 0 3, Chris OToole 4 4 13, The 1988-89 Trinity college Intramural Basketball Opponent Score Record Kevin Gloadc 0 0 0, Dan Cornelia 0 0 0, Mike Lawton 0 0 0 season came to a close last Monday night with the conclu- 11/28 vs, Matt Leonard 2 0 4. Totals: 29 8. sion of the NCAA division championship, (n the finals, B- Westfield St. 83-73 (1-0) TRINITY (85)- Chris Hinchey 1 0 2, Matt Perno 0 0 0, Matt Psi edged Jake's Boys 54-50. • 12/1 at Nichols 68-72 (1-1) Vaughn 2 2 7, Anthony Martin 0 0 0, Joe Reilly 2 13 17, Mike The lead shifted many times throughout the game with 12/2 vs. UMass/Boston 88-71 (2-1) Allen 000, Glenn Kurtz 5 1 I l,PaulSchlickmann000,Damon Jake's Boys leading B-Psi by a narrow 13-12 margin at the 12/3 at Roger Williams 76-73 (3-1) Scott 0 0 0, Don Green 1 0 2, Ted Lyon 8 2 20, Jon Moorhouse half. However, B-Psi, under a second half burst from junior 12/6 vs, Coast Guard 82-63 (4-1) 8 2 18, Mike Stubbs 4 0 8. Totals: 31 20. Junior Wayne Tolson.and Freshman Mike Pina surged Halftime: Trinity, 42-35. Three-point goals: R- Keefe, ahead for the victory. 12/8 at U.S.M.M.A 75-84 (4-2) Campbell, Allen, OToole; T- Lyon (2), Vaughn. Records: "We played well in the first half but couldn't hit a I2/.10 at Atlantic Union 95-69 (5-2) Rhode Island 22-10; Trinity 22-3. bucket for about five minutes in the second. That killed us," 1/17 vs. East Nazarene 93-69 (6-2) commented junior Jason Hicks, who led Jake's Boys with 1/20 vs, Conn. College 98-78 (7-2) 16 points. Final Hockey Statistic;3 1/21 vs. Wesley an 67-65 (ot)(8-2) Player G G A PTS Sophomore Jeff Jackson added, "It was a clean,-well PIM played game." His 14 first half and 6 second half points for 1/24 vs. Wesleyan 93-84 (9-2) Todd duBeof 26 21 22 43 10 B-Psi lead all scoring efforts and earned him the Shombi 1/28 vs. Tufts 79-54 (10-2) Mike Murphy 26 21 16 37 18 Sharp Intramural MVP Award. Congratulations Jeff! Jay Williamson 25 15 22 37 ' 24 2/1 at. W. P. I. 74-82 (10-3) Trip Manley 25 14 20 34 32 2/4 vs. Conn. College 81-66 (M-3) Tom Scull 26 9 19 28 76 2/7 at Clark 73-66 (12-3) 2/10 at Bowdoin 99-68 (13-3) Goaltender GP MINS SV% G.A.A W-L-T 2/11 at Bates (14-3). Steve Gorman 17 1035 .898 3.13 13-4-0 109-88 Jeff Tuck 8 479 .898 3.29 5-3-0 2/15 vs, Williams 121-114(3ot)( 15-3) Visit High Spirits 2/18 at Manhattanville 107-88 (16-3) N. I. T. Division Intramural Championships. 2/22 vs. Amherst 82-75 (17-3) The Hogs beat the Beta-B's by a score of 58-46 to claim t Wines and Liquors, 2/28 at Wesleyan 89-76 (19-3). he N.I.T. Intramural Championship. Ron Goodman '90 led the 3/4. vs,;. Brandgis 97-85 (20-3) Hogs' scoring efforts, as the Hogs kepi the Beta B's behind. The \^u0PiacefprK 3/8 vs. Williams 80-66 (21-3) game's Shombi-Sharp Ivlost Valuable Player was David Ells . Rhode Island Coll. who put in an amazing defensive effort. or the lowest prices 3/11 vs 85-70 (22-3). The Hogs finished the regular season in second place in the N. I. T. West, while the Beta-B's had finished first in the N. I. T, West.

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Athletes of the Week This week's collection of College View Athletes of the Week is the entire Trinity College Men's Basketball team. The Bantams defeated R. I. C. 85-70 to win the Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference Championships. It was the second E.C.A.C. Championship for five Trinity seniors. Hals off lo Ted Lyon, Don Green, Jon Moorhouse, Glenn Kurtz and Paul Schlickmann, who recorded a thrilling victory in their final collegiate game. Lyon led (he Bantam attack with 20 points, while Moorhouse added 18, Kurtz added 11, and Green netted 2 points. GO BANTS! Vol. LXXXVI • Issue 15 • March 14, 1989 ^^^Jjr^JRIPOi TRINITY COLLEGE • HARTFORD D• CONNECTICUT PORTS Trinity Wins ECAC Crown Defeat Rhode Is! they were big inside (with 3 anchor- -by Mark Russell- men over6'6"). so it was important to Sports Writer get our outside shooting going.'" The outside shooting was provided by MVP senior Ted Lyon, who finished The men's basketball team cap- the game with 20 points to lead Trin- tured the ECAC Division III title on ity. The inside was the focus of the Saturday night with an 85-70 win second half, as Jon Moorhouse scored over Rhode Island College. The 14 points to go along with Mike convincing victory culminated a sea- Stubbs' 8 points. son of success for the Bantams who Moorhouse (All-ECAC second closed the season having won twelve team) ended the game with 18 points straight games. The ream swept the and 10 rebounds to complement Mike playoffs to finish the season unbeaten Stubbs, who finished with 12 points at home behind the strength of the and 11 rebounds. Through most of nucleus of the team. the second half, the Bantams retained Trinity managed to get to the a lead of double figures despitea brief final by defeating Williams 80-66 in R. I. C. rally that pulled the Anchor- a game the Bantams controlled from men within three points with 16 the'opening tip. The final record for minutes left. The capacity crowd of the team was 22-3, their best record in 1500 was treated to Glenn Kurtz' the last three years. The ECAC title two-handed tomahawk dunk to put also returned to Trinity after a two iheexclamation point ontheconvinc- year absence. The key to the title, in ing win for Trinity. the eyes of the players, was the solid The Bantams managed to get the nucleus and teamwork as well as the chance to play R. I. C, by defeating a confidence that went along with it. It Williams squad that took Trinity to was that confidence that helped the three overtimes earlier in the year. Bantams soundly defeat two strong Senior Don Green summed up the opponents. approach the Bantams took toward The surging Bantams came out the Ephs and their leading scorer fast against the Anchormen of Rhode Garcia Major by saying, "We had to Island College and continued the concentrate on him a lot more. We pressure throughout the game. Two didn't really do anything much dif- three point goals and a iayup put the ferently than any other except for the Bantams ahead 8-0 in the first three concentration on (Major)." Michael Stubbs '90 fends off a Williams opponent in the Bantams' 80-66 semifinal victory. minutes of the game. The lead for the As it turned out, the Bantams did Bantams never dipped below six; not have to worry about the offense of points in a first half which ended with .Williams. The Ephs were never in the a 42-35 lead for Trinity. The outside game'as Trinity built a twelve point shooting coupled with the strong in- lead within the first fiveminutes. The side play keyed the first twenty min- Hockey Loses to Iona poor.shooting of Williams, combined utes. Sophomore Joe Reilly said, "It with the tremendous inside advan- was nice not to have to play against tage of theBantams, drove the lead up the press, but they were a strong de- fensive team. We knew going in that Continued on Page 18 In ECAC South Finals scoring chances, but avoid giving up knocking' the puck down low to for- -by Chris Brown- the big play. The first break came for ward Tom McCarren. McCarren leer Mauley Breaks Spims Writer- Iona when Iona forward Stan Quelle collected the puck and moved in on broke behind the Bantam defense and Gorman. McCarren passed over to The streak has ended, but what a skated in alone.on Trinity goaltender Schneiders who was left all alone in tough taskit was toteep it going. The Steve Gorman. Quelle moved to his the slot. The Bantams began to come Career Assist Mark backhand, but Gorman stacked his Gaels of Iona dropped Trinity 5-3. back late in the second period. Jay pads and made the stop. Senior tri-captain Trip Manley MacDonald to claim the victory . For the seniors, who have won an Williamson hit the post at the 18:30 broke the school record for assists in Manley, who hails from Sum- ECAC Championship in each of their The Bantams jumped on the. mark of the period. The Bantams a career as he and Scott Leddy as- mit, NJ, has played on Trinity's three first three years, the loss was a hea'rt- board when Todd duBeof, Trinity's pulledclosertoIona,3-2, atthe 18:55 sisted on a Todd duBoef Marker in consecutive North-South Champion- breaker. As with the end of any leading scorer, put a rebound by Iona mark on a goal by Mike Murphy. Erik the first periodofTrinity's 5-3 loss to ship teams. Jffe set the school record streak, the reality of the loss was goaltender Doug Vrame at the 6:18 Laakso drove a shot towards Vrame Iona in the ECAC South Finals. for points by a freshman in the 1985- tough to swallow, but with what these mark. It was duBeof's 21st goal of which deflected off of Murphy's skate Manley finished his career with 93 86 season when he netted 12 goals players achieved intheir fouryears is* the season. Trip Manley started the . and into the net. assists, passing Vern Meyer '86 (92 and had 29 assists. His 29 assists is remarkable. TheBantams hopped on play by bringing the puck into the At the start of the third period, career assists) in his last collegiate the fourth-best single-season total in the ice with the pressure of the streak zone. Manley dropped the puck back the Bantams had a few things going game. school history. on their backs. Coach John Dunham to freshman defenseman Scott Leddy against them. The Gaels held the relates about his team, "This team is at the blueline. Vrame made the stop momentum. The Bantams were ex- Manley'srecord-tyingdishcame. This season, the5-8,160-pound on Leddy's drive, but he couldn't in the first period of Trinity's 3-1 center had 14 goals and 20 assists for not as strong as thepast three champi- tremely tired from their tough win onship teams in pure talent. It was a control the rebound. The assist for over Conn. College. Coach Dunham quarterfinal victory ove.r Wesleyan, 34 points, fourth-best on the team. Manley was his 93rd assist in his as he teamed with junior Erik Laakso Manley had been centering a line remarkable'achievement to win 19 reflected after the game, "We ran out games. This team is a lot of a hard- career which broke the record previ- . of gas. We were.a step slow forej to set up tri-captain Jay Williamson's with Williamson (15-21-36) and jun- ously held by Vern Meyer. Iona goal which tied the game at one. The iorTodd DuBoef (19-21 -40), Trinity's working players." checking tonight." The ice surface at evened the score at 1-1 when Scott Rye N.Y, was so narrow that it was Bantams got second-period goals most potent offensive threat. The first minutes of this game Devenney tipped a shot from the point from freshmen Tom Scull and Jeff were tense. Both teams tried to set up almost like playing hockey in a hall- by Mark Hulteen into the top righthand way in Jones' Hall. This aided Iona corner of the net. Iona had a man because it was obvious that the Ban- advantage as adelay penalty was being tams had better skaters. Iona started called on Trinity. The Bantams had a the period content to clutch and grab few chances to touch the puck for a the Trinity forwards as they came into whistle, but they were too tired. Iona the Iona zone. Iona's defenseman exploited this to tie the score. simply dumped the puck center ice Iona started to pour on the pres- every time the puck was in their zone. sure as Bantam goaltender Steve With the Baniams shorthanded Gorman was called upon to make five minutes into the third period, some big saves early in the second Mike Murphy stole a pass at his own period. This pressure resulted in a blueline and raced in on Vrame. As fluke goal for the Gaels. Ron Vaill, Murphy moved to deke to his fore- who had a hat trick, scored his first hand, he was hooked to the ice. The goal at 11:47 when he threw a lose scoring opportunity was lost, but the puck in front of the Bantam net. Center penalty brought the Bantams even in Mike Murphy tried to cleared the manpower. Trinity came close again puck from the slot, but he sent the to tying the score as Todd duBeof fed puck back in on Gorman. Gorman Jay Williamson in the slot, William- made the stop, but Vaill came out son got off a quick shot, but Vrame from behind the net and pounced on made a big save. the'rebound to put Iona up 2-1. SeniorTrip Manley, who played The Gaels gained momentum an extremely strong game, tied the and took control of the game. Iona score 3-3 at the 12:45 mark when he made it 3-1 at 16:45 when Robert blasted the puck from outside the Schneiders put the puck by Gorman. blueline, The puck hit the skates of Iona defenseman Andrew Stephens bertior Trip Manley broke Vern Meyer's career assist record In his last collegiate game. Photo by Kathleen Thoma; kept the puck in the Bantam zone by Continued on Page 17