Cash: Hooked: Candidates Cowboy FULLERTON COLLEGE follow the Junkies change money trail their tune Page/3 Page/6 I ORNET Tempers flare over budget decisions Three instructional divisions to be eliminated

By Stephen Parker ing leaflets to all in attendance. Managing Editor Dean of Biological Sciences Allen Brown then ex- plained the process used to arrive at the realignment After months of deliberating over budget-cut propos- decision, discussing alternative proposals and why they als, the Planning & Consultative Council cast a final vote were not acceptable. on Monday, Feb. 24 to realign instructional divisions. "We had a warning last Spring that we were headed for Their recommendation was accepted by President Philip a rocky shore," Brown said. Borst the same day. Addressing efforts by the deans to reconsider the In order to trim $797,000 from the campus general proposals, Brown commented, "I'd like to say their fund budget, this proposal will eliminate three instruc- empassioned information had an impact It did, emotion- tional divisions including Communications, Physical ally." Science, and Applied Design and Human Studies . Clas- However, he asserted that a decision had to be settled sified employees, as well as the three division deans, will upon before the March 15 deadline. lose their positions. According to Vice President of Ad- Defiantly, Journalism Professor Larry Taylor asked ministrative Services Andrew DeCraene, those who are why the council had not recommended cuts in release affected will be offered positions elsewhere on campus, time for smaller divisions. or in the district. As Brown began to answer, Taylor interrupted, "This A memorandum was distributed to staff members of sounds Mickey Mouse, because money is money! I have the affected divisions on Tuesday, Feb. 25 instructing another problem since I still have the floor. Why weren't teachers to cancel their noon hour classes and classified we brought in on the discussions before?" personnel to abandon their workstations in order to attend Brown paused, then continued with his proposal, a meeting in the 500 building. appearing to ignore Taylor. Adamantly, Taylor said, The meeting was requested by the affected deans who "You didn't answer my question!" felt their divisions had a right to know about Borst's The meeting continued, though its participants no acceptance of. the realignment as soon as possible. Presi- longer remained silent and reserved. As Brown used the dent Borst and Vice President DeCraene began with a analogy of a family to describe campus employees, line-by-line explanation of the approved cuts, distribut- Please see BUDGET/4 Effects of fired teacher linger The Bachelor's degree weighed ;.By Marc S. Posner Termination procedare The Hornet heavily in Chase's favor when he was hired by the school in Nov. 1988, The procedure for terminating the an- Ramifications of Richard Chase's according to Ed Bush, Vice Chancel- ployment of a community college instruc- Thn Neely/Hornet. the state of California is as follows: lor in charge of Human Resources. tor in Attack!- K-9 police dog "Natz" leaps to bite the protected arm of his partner, La Habra police tenure at Fullerton College could be *School cites a violation of a specific felt for as long as three years, accord- Chase has refused comment on education code and serves instructor with , at a demonstration held Feb. 20. officer Chris Koelber ing to Welding Department coordi- several occasions; on others, he de- written charges. nator John Pummer. nied any knowledge of the events * The instuctor may request a hearing leading to his termination. upon such a request die instructor is given Students who had taken and passed more detailed documents showing evi- classroom the welding course that Chase taught The deeper effect of Chase's K-9 unit visits campus dence of the violation or violations. are not allowed to repeat the course claims, however, impacts students SThe school and the instructor may mutt- not the demon breed of Geraldo (Riv- By June Gualano "Police dogs are under the course repetition rules, even most. ally decide on an arbitrator to hear the era)," said Koelber emphatically. "They're out there to evidence, if they don't agree, one is ap- The Hornet though some are unable to pass state Because many students passed pointed. protect people's lives." certification tests, Pummer said. Chase's class with acceptable grades, A canine's keen sense of smell, acute hearing, superior * A hearing is held in which the school Some of those students may still be but are unable to pass the state's tests, its case against the instctor. intelligence, and hunting instincts give his must prove "FASS!" The German Shepherd charged and attacked athletic skills, on campus three years from now, he Pummer says they are left in limbo. * Following the hearing, the arbitrator The police his prey, clenching this teeth into the man's arm, renyr- human partner an advantage over criminals. said. If a student wants to re-enroll in issues a ruling which is binding on the dog's intimidating presence and willingness to risk his school/school district ing him defenseless. / Chase's responsibilities included the welding course in an effort to the life in the line of duty have saved many police officers' * If the arbitrator's ruling is against A K-9 command demonstration presented by La Habra certifying students, requiring him to attain educational goals they were instructor, the instructor may then file an police officer Chris Koelber and his partner, Natz, high- lives. hold a valid state certification him- unable to get because of Chase's appeal in court. FC's Intro to Law Enforcement class last Thurs- Natz, 8, was bred and trained in Germany, and was the computer lighted self. But Chase did not have that cer- lacking certification, Pummer said. day. purchased by the La Habra Police Dept. six years ago for tification, nor did he have the Bache- catches the fact they have already A desire to expose his students to the various aspects $4,500. He responds to eighteen German commands. lor's degree he claimed to have. In successfully completed the course. Pummer described course repiti- of the police force motivated instructor Sgt. Ted Oglesby Koelber is quick to add that Natz will not respond to just fact, Pummer says, Chase had not "The bottom line is the student tion rules as rigid, saying he has to to schedule K-9 presentations in each of his four classes. anyone. even begun work on that degree. gets the short end of the stick," Please see CHASE/4 Officer Koelber, 26, enlightened the 35 predomi- Dogs are members of the lupus (wolf) family. They nantly male students to the K-9 program by sharing per- are pack animals by instinct In Natz' hierarchy, Koelber sonal insights and experiences, while his partner for the is his leader. "He'll bite me if I tell him to," said Koelber. Flynn focuses on trustee position past 1 1/2 years playfully gnawed on his green tennis ball Everyone else is a lower member of the pack. Anyone near Koelber's feet. challenging his authority, other than Koelber, may get bit. Hornet Staff "I feel that it (the presidency) has Two Malanois police dogs named Joris and Breston Following a brief question and answer period, Natz's "It was a hard decision," said for- been an excellent experience for me," feel that the capability as a police dog was demonstrated by Koelber's also serve on the La Habra police force. Raised and mer Associated Students President said Flynn. "I feel comfortable walk- in both German commands to attack and release volunteer fellow trained in Holland, the dogs respond to commands Jamey Flynn about her choice to con- ing into a boardroom because of the presidency has been an police officer Dan Pratt, protected by a K-9 training Dutch and German. All three males are trained to detect centrate on her position as student student government experience I've sleeve. Please see K-9/4 trustee. had." excellent experience Flynn and fellow student trustee for 1me, Rachel Pearson will represent the students of Fullerton College at the Car break-ins common twice monthly trustee meetings. Student Trustee On March 11 Flynn will travel to By Cynthia Freeman Similar incidents are reported three Sacremento with three other students Markuson to four times a month despite the and an advisor to meet with the Ways upcoming California presidential and Mike Cruz efforts of campus security. Officers and Means Committee, which will be primary in June. The Hornet Tarn and Al Arevelos patrol the park- reviewing the budget for the school. Flynn is also waiting for responses ing lots frequently each day on a In addition to her duties as student from various banks regarding the A Fullerton College student's random basis in the hopes of discour- trustee, Flynn is currently active in acquisition of an ATM for possible car was vandalized and had the aging crime from occurring. registering students to vote in the placement in the student center. stereo stolen as its owner attended Tarin admits that security's ques- classes last Friday. tioning of loitering students can Accounting major Marilyn sometimes lead them to a "Catch 22 Evey returned to Lot 5 after class situation." While many students rec- to find her driver's side window ognize the need for preventive meas- broken and her Kenwood stereo ures and appreciate the officer's missing. concern, others feel unnecessarily Security officer Sergio Tarin harassed. concluded the thief most likely FC students can protect themselves observed Evey's actions as she re- by cooperating with campus secu- moved the stereo from the dash rity, and any unusual or suspicious and placed it under the seat before activities should be reported imme- leaving to go to class. diately, says Tarn. ITarin strongly encourages stu- Commuters should equip vehicles dents to be 'observant of people with anti-theft devices, and be sure loitering in the parking lot, and to that valuable possessions are out of take extra precautions when stor- sight "Preferably at home," said ing anything of value. Tarin. Brea 2 Friday-- 2S. 1992 Fullerton College Hornet

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U.S. financed Iraq war machine

Propped up through dplomatic and monetary ally or through misunderstanding of Hussein's ex- support from the Reagan and Bush administrations, pansionist objectives, he exhibited a wanton disre- Saddamn Hussein financed his war machine with U.S. gard for arguments against the monetary support of money until the very day Iraq invaded Kuwait. Iraq. He provided Hussein with the ability to launch Accoding to a recent Los Angeles Times investiga- a nuclear weapons development program which tive series, Hussein was given $5 billion in U.S. loan may still be in effect today. actions in behalf of Iraq were foolish and guarantees which he used to finance a massive arms Bush's buildup prior to the Persian Gulf War.. destructive at best, or in a worst case scenario could During the Iran-Iraq War, the Reagan administra- be construed' as covertly cunning and dangerously tion implemented a foreign policy strategy which political. leaned U.S. support toward Iraq to provide a buffer While it would seem horrbly cynical to propose against Iranian fundamentalism in the Middle East. that the Persian Gulf War was part of a master plan However, after the eight-year war ended with a structured by the Reagan and Bush administrations, ceasefire in 1988, the support continued. new evidence strongly suggests that such -afrighten- IraqI used U.S. loan money. to buy foodstuffs ing concept may not be far from the truth. while using what remained of its own hard currency This revelation demands Americans to pause and to build a war machine. Therefore, the missiles and reflect on the Gulf War "victory". It is difficult to weapons that took the lives of American soldiers accept that U.S. efforts in Iraq constituted a victory wr put inIraqi hands by President Bush and former when the man responsible for the deaths of Ameri- president. Ronald Reagan. can soldiers still sits unharmed atop his throne. April Glaspie, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, was The threat of Iraqi aggression was not diffused still trying to provide Iraq with $500 million in addi- through the liberation of Kuwait. Hussein still com- Budget cut casualties: Three instructional divisions have been laid to rest. tonal loans as late as July 9, 1990. The Bush Ad- mands the region's largest army and has admitted to ministration promised that if Iraq defaulted on the continuing his nuclear development project in post- guaranteed' loans, US. taxpayers would repay the war Iraq. What will become of peace and stability if costs. When Iraq stoped payment on all U.S. loans the project ends in success? How can Bush claim & Consultative Council before the Persian Gulf War, $50 million in loan victory in the Gulf War when his efforts have pro- Op nlthe tedivision realignment, o t eI wantP toa say how staff members were plotting our demise with their power guarantees were billed to the American people. duced a madman who is attempting to build nuclear nnRegarding weapons to dominate the Middle East? very sad and disappointed I am about -wi has taken plays, and all under the "guise" of budget reductions. Deals were in the workseven after it was obvious ever came to Allied casualties the Persian Gulf were much place-but I'm even more upset with tow this has been Not one member of the PCC committee that Hussein intended to do more than just defend .in D~ivision to ask our dean, our fac- This less than anticipated, but this alone cannot be called done. the Communications Iraqi borders' with his new weapons systems. staff or the students for our input weapons attacks a victory. Americans must realize that brave Ameni- In 27 years on this campus I have never seen anything ulty, our classified was after Hussein ordered chemical beor they voted! Was this vote really an "informed" he had prom- can soldiers' blood was spilled to unrvel the web to begin to equal this! on Kurdish villages in 1988, and after vote? Secrets can be very damaging. I would hope that all in March, The woven by Reagan and Bush. Without their admini-. From my viewpoint, from the beginning this "budget ised to "burn half of Israel" 1990. the secrecy .that has surrounded these proceedings with loans were not suspended until the very day Iraqi strations' support for Hussein, war would likely reduction" process has been conducted by a very small have been averted and the threat of nuclear disaster group behind closed doors. And those of us who will be closed meetings and secret ballots can stop. armies thundered into neighboring Kuwait on Aug. Well, I will tell you this. The Communications Divi- 2, 1990. contained. directly affected have only been asked for input after the Even in the aftermath of war, the threat lives on. sion staff will go down with our heads held high-for we The irony of this new information is that whether may not have much respect or trust left for others but we Bush contributed to the Iraqi war machine intention- Where has the Shared Governance and Collegiality we've all heard so much about been in this process? most certainly have an. abundance of respect for our Does "Shared Governance" mean those in the major- Division Dean, Paul Kelly. ity, the administrators and faculty senate representatives Paul has always been a team member, working longer Tuck and cover at CBS Action News whose jobs are not in jeopardy, can sit in their safe places and harder than anyone else. He is a conscientious and and vote on the demise of others? Somehow, I thought fairperson and through his efforts a superior division has While former CBS anchorman Jim Lampley Prior to this most recent newsroom battle royal, Shared Governance meant something else. evolved, dedicated to quality eduication for our students. tigbtb Olynp iito -}. hoies from Al- _the memory of a righteously indignant Dan Rather f..And,; as for),"Collegiality" that-is a deadissue on-this.< The. members of~ this division appreciate, him and thank camp~s: from; now on and it is the administration and the bti F aim ebe; was replaced at the news desk t ng ofdfh et wasJust beginning to; fade into o:hscie ndar fddcto nd service to tfi by the dashing; Michael Tuck. Seated opposite the category of "yesterday's news". Rather was Faculty Senate representatives who, in my opinion, have Bree Walker," Lampley's wife and co-anchor, angered that sports news had cut into his airtime. To stooped to an all-time low. We were led to believe we Michael Tuck delivered the news with a demeanor demonstrate his discontent, he left the newsroom, were a family-team members working together toward Jan, Ballard that beamed confidence. While Lampley was chain- throwing the entire CBS Network into chaos. For a quality education for students. And some of us were naive Classified Staff Member pioned by CBS as a superior sports reporter, Tuck few tense moments, the network went completely enough to believe that, not really believing that our fellow Communications Division deliveed his perspective on serious issues here at off the air. home. CBS News anchors seem to have completely for- Something went wrong. As Walker and Tuck gotten a rule-of-thumb known to all journalists: a Guest Editorial prepared to go on the air for the nightly newscast, journalist is supposed- to report the news, not make all hell broke loose. And it. wasn't the first time the news. news anchors gave new meaning to action news. Rather, and more recently Walker and Tuck, Bree read a magazine article called 'r Big have abandoned traditional news ethics in favor of How to break the budget crunch Mouth" where Tuck delivered a shot at Lampley's spontaneity and passionate displays of unprofes- credibility as a news reporter. As. the news program sionalism.. By Bill Norris didn't spend half of their money at the gate. space at a began, Action News staff members could be seen The matter is in Lampley's hands now as he For the Hornet The clubs can also benefit. By buying racing across the newsroom. According to KiLA returns to his wife from Europe. If he is to win back discounted price, campus clubs can provide the food and Tuck were locked in a the credibility' tarnished by Tuck's remarks, Lam- One Sunday during winter break, my girlfriend and and refreshment concessions. News sources, Walker By letting clubs sell'the food, we would provide a physical confrontation, and could not be separate&L ploy must conduct himself with diplomacy. Should I went to Cypress College and browsed around their thought occurred to us- why way for them to receive an income from somewhere Bhee had to be pried away from Tuck by employ- he give way to personal feelings in dealing with this weekly swap meet The can't we do this at EC? besides the campus budget and other fund raising and .bystanders., matter, he will permit his objectivity to continue ecs have the space in the parking lot, we are projects. This would even save more of the school's conflict was ironed out, and neither of the being quiestioned by his colleagues. We The centrally located, and we have the resources to sponsor money. two have been dismissed from their anchor posi- Hopefully, the focus of Action News will be re- type of fundraising activity. Who would set up the booths and concessions? a KTLA entertainment reporter turned to important current events rather than this this tions. However, about the craft fairs that are put The clubs can pitch in there, too. Knock more off that Lampley media soap opera style of watered-down news de- I'm not talking little mused about what will happen now on weekends. I'm talking their space fee if they volunteer to put up and take by self-proclaimed "newts personalities." on during school hours or is returning from France. livered full-blown, open-air swap meet down tables. The idea is to charge a fee for vendors who want The day we went to the Cypress Swap Meet, there space and spread them out across the back area of the were easily 500 people there browsing, and some 150 On the road to the White House parking lot behind the track, and in front of the vendors still selling at 1:30 p.m. horticulture area. Then, don't charge people for entry. So, why not give this idea a chance? Let's bring Jerry Brown scores in Maine event Vendors will like the fact that their potential customers some money to our campus, before we lose it all. Democratic voters in Maine pens to be an irritant to the populous. needed to make a good showing close to Tsongas' home state of surprised everyone last Sunday Brown's platform has been run on FULLERTON COLLEGE K"P Volume 70, when they voted Jerry Brown being anti-Establishment, a candi- Massachusetts, his campaign 29.3 percent of their delegates to date that the people can relate to. He team began barnstorming on Sat- riaFebruary 28, 1992 the Democratic National Con- has come out against big business urday, calling delegates from vention, which amounts to 987 and private political engineers. With Little Rock and Boston, asking 110 N T..Nube.1 delegates, just .4 percent or 12 the unemployment rate in Maine for their support. delegates away from front-n being 6.3 percent, and two of the Although Clinton did not CareForer...... Step.hen Parker Julie A Dave nnerPaul Tsongas. state's largest banks being taken over make a very good showing in ::. Editor-In-ChieMagngEioAdsr The surprise was that Tson- by the federal government, Jerry Maine, neither did Tsongas or gas, who. is from Massachusetts, Brown is the man of the people in any other of the candidates for Maine. that matter. Except for Jerry News Editor...... Mark Smnith~ Cartoonist...... Stephen Parker did not do better since his home F. Burke to Maine. Even On the other hand, former senator Brown. Asst. News Editor ...... Mike Cruz Advertising Manager...... David state is so close Staff ...... Ray Trumbo more surprising is that Arkansas Tsongas is an outspoken supporter of This year, the conditions Editorial Editor...... Stephen Parker Advertising Editor ...... Scott Marcussen June Gualano Governor Bill Clinton finished using nuclear power in the future. were right in Maine for a liberal Ah Editorial fourth inthe polls, garnering 153 Even though he won in New Hamp- candidate such as Jerry Brown Commentary Editor ...... Seven Freitas to make such a good showing. Feature Editor...... Peg Tompkins Staff Writers percent of the votes, .3 percent shire and in Maine, his margin of vic- Charlene Asis The delegates did not over- Arts & Entertainment Editor...... Barrett Marson Kimberly Adkins behind those delegates who were tory was so small that his campaign Beaman Vickie Bery-Thurman whelmingly vote for the- winner Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor.....Rob Stapleton Cheri uncommitted. has yet to prove that Tsongas is not Sports Editors ...... Mark Altman Mike Cruz Diana Fajardo But when one looks at the just a regional candidate. of the New Hampshire prima- Jon Reed Ron Kitchell Cynhia Marcuson situation more closely, are the Tsongas had hoped to use a large ries, as they have done for the Photo Editor...... Tim Neely Jon McLendon Philip Myers results surprising? victory in Maine to boost him over last 12 years. They voted for Staff Photographers...... Flo Contreras Rebecca Proudfoot Maria Serna Brown has seemingly tar- the perceived threat in Clinton. In- who campaigned the hardest, Jason Neubert Vivianne Wightman Errik T. Williams geted Maine as his jumping off stead, Tsongas has been challenged and who said what they wanted point with his intense campaign- by a candidate who had not previ- to hear. The Hornet is published by the Fullerton College Al un lie editorials reflect the opinion of the ing efforts, visiting 31 Maine ously been a serious contender. Brown may not win the Communications Division, 321 E. Chapman Avenue, Hornet editorial staff, views expressed in bylined edito- cities since December and being Clinton on the other hand, did not party's nomination, but he has Fullerton, CA 92632-2095. rinis are solely the author's and do not necessarily reflect an outspoken opponent of nu- see Maine as a major state, and in- won many supporters, showing The Hornet is a member of the Associated Colle- those of the Hornet. clear energy in a state where a stead focused his attention on South that this is still anyone's race. giate Press, the California Newspaper Asociation, The Hornet operates within, and is protected by, the nuclear power station just hap- Dakota. But when he realized he and the Journalism Association of Community Col- First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States leges. of America. Fullerton College Hornet Friday, February 28, 1992 - 3 COMMENTARY I Money dictates presidential campaign ELECTION UPDATE:' By Steven Freitas "It's the oldest axiom in politics; money fed eral matching funds long before other Democratic caucus results Democratic primary results Commentary Editor follows a winner," Tsongas finance director candidates mobilized enough support to reach Nicholas Rizzo said. thait same level. MAINE SOUTH DAKOTA In the midst of election fever, presidential While Tsongas has been given a reprieve Politics in the United States has essen- candidates are desperately attempting to and may continue his campaign with at least tial ly become a machine fueled by money. Paul Tsongas 29.7% Bob Kerrey 40% compile much needed campaign funds. Con- some measure of comfort, fellow candidates On]ly those who are wealthy enough or have Jerry Brown 29.3% Tom Harkin 25% tributions are the main source to keep any are feeling the money crunch. broad financial support are given the oppor- candidate's bid for the presidency moving Bob Kerey and Tom Harkin, third and tun ity to run for public office. It is rare to see Uncommitted 16% Bill Clinton 19% forward. fourth in New Hampshire, respectively, have a "acommon" man become an elected official. Bill Clinton 15% Paul Tsongas 10% President George Bush's re-election ef- much less in their accounts. Both had raised rMost politicians are in their position, due fort had raised $11.7 million as of January 31, $2.5 million apiece by the end of January but in Llarge part to the amount of money they Tom Harkin 5% Jerry Brown 4% according to the Federal Election Commis- were left with only a fraction of that amount possess. They've acquired the resources to sion. after campaign spending. bui ld an almost untouchable political estab- Bob Kerrey 3% Bill Clinton led the democrats with $4.9 Harkin had just $248,426 in cash and lishhment. million, with an additional $1 million coming Kerrey possessed only $114,780 and was in Inthe last congressional election, an over- in during the first three weeks of.February.. debt. wheelming majority of the incumbent candi- Cash on hand totals for Bush and Clinton Jerry Brown raised a little over $700,000 datees won re-election. Libertarian is party of choice were $8,866,629 and $1,403,425 respectively. in funds by the end of January, but claimed a On the campaign trail, prospective candi- One must wonder why it takes such an mere $67,000 in cash. He is accepting contri- dat es can only go as far as their supporter's incredible amount of money to become leader butions of only $100 or less. dolllars will take them. Some candidates will One presidential ticket will of the United States. Answered quite simply, Republican challenger and New Hamp- not be able to continue an effective campaign money buys power and influence, and that re- shire surprise Pat Buchanan had raised $1.7 andI will be forced to drop out of the race. sults in votes. million by the end of January but held on to Thus, we will be left with the best fun- Judging by dollar figures alone, Bush ap- less than $20,000 in cash. draiser but not necessarily the best candidate. protect our individual rights pears to be at least seven times better off than, It is pathetic to think that money rules the Theepublic's decision has been made via cold his nearest competitor. The disparity only presidential campaign. But its impact reflects hard cash. worsens when you look at the other candi- a realistic belief that dollars lead the way to This election campaign, more than any dates. the White House. If a candidate has a lack of otheer, will be controlled by money. Funds re- By Mark S. Posner record as haven spoken on a particular issue, New Hampshire primary winner Paul funds, he'll have no chance at becoming the ceivved will either make or break a candidate. The Hornet or amended a bill. Tsongas spent all but $80,195 of the $1.4 President. In the coming months, when the field of The Demo-Republican party guarantees million his campaign had raised, as of the end George Bush's unfair advantage over the conntenders is considerably lessened, the I came to a startling realization the other the American people only one thing-that of January. But victory brought in $1 million rest of the field exists because he is an incum- Air nerican people will be left with the best day while listening to excerpts of a speech government grows. in the month of February. bent president. His campaign qualified for candidates money can buy. given by Mario Cuomo-all these years I've Despite my disillusion with the govern- been voting for the wrong candidate. Cuomo ment, Cuomo has opened my eyes to one im- was emphatic in saying the people had the portant fact. All these years, I've gone to the to Great Britain freedom to write-in whatever candidate they polls intent on casting a protest vote. Travel tips for American visitors wished. But it doesn't have to be that way. There In addition to repeatedly telling the voters are other choices aside from the Demo-Re- By Rebecca Proudfoot 14. Cross the street at a "zebra" (rhymes itwas OK to write "Cuomo" on their ballots, publican party. One party believes that gov- The Hornet °!Q! N.4 GO !Q._LNO IE with Debra). Jaywalking is done all the time, he kept saying that people could write-in ernment is too large, that the American people just remember to look in the right (er, left) di- "Pinocchio." should have the individual freedom granted Last week, a group of Fullerton College i rection! Pedestrians in England do NOT have So there it is. I couldn't be more embar- in the Constitution and that government should students traveled to England to study abroad the right of way, except a zebra, rassed to admit that all these years I've been be sharply reduced in size and scope. at Cambridge for one semester I'd like to fER345 i 15. If you want to go to the movies, look up casting my vote for the wrong Disney charac- Yes, there is a party that has a platform. take the opportunity to pass along some travel cinemas. Theatre is for stage productions,. ter. I honestly believed Mickey Mouse would While there are those who say that govern- advice in their honor. . . Pantos are pantomimes, based on fairy tales make a great president. ment is a necessary evil, Libertarians point to Although we ostensibly share the same and are usually for children but are often very At the same time Cuomo was giving his several areas where government intrudes on language, we have two different cultures and I t .A funny and entertaining. "Ask not what I can do for your country" the people's rights, and offers workable solu- speak two different dialects. After having 16. When introduced to someone, particu- speech at Harvard, it is rumored that Vice tions of where and how those rights can be re- lived in London for almost 10 years, I would ftihW Sect 6oll Sect tocond i larly someone older than you, refer to them as President Dan Quayle was in New Hamp- stored: like to believe I've learned the English way." - Mr., Mrs. or Ms. The British are more formal shire when he heard Cuomo's remarks. EBy abolishing the federal income tax. drug store, it's a chemist. A I hope their transition from Americanto 6. It's not a than we are and can be offended by immedi- "Governor," the vice president reportedly .By privatizing schools, roads, jails, librar- bookstore goes a little more smoothdly hardware store is an ironmonger, a ate intimacy. As a nation, they are not as in- and harbors. English culture called said, "I know Pinocchio. Pinocchio is a friend ies, parks, airports than ios a .b is a bookseller and stores are generally. 1:stanfmiar asAmericanscey..of mine. Govemo.you're, stantly familar as Americansk 1 e - o j inochino o.''. yending foreign idthe oversea sta- If you don'.wt to ei .im "), opst nten 17 If bysomec hance;youaft introduced Quayle is correct. When Cuoino says tioning of U:S. arined forces -thimili-and classified1. as an American, never wear jeans hops start on the ground floor, hen the to a member of the Royal family, you are not current administration hasn't done enough to tary's use for purposes not directly related to or tennis shoes. (Yes, I know tennis shoes are st floor, second floor, etc. If you are di- obligated to bow or curtsy. They are not your help the American people at home, he isn't the defense of the United States. ground monarchy! Also, do not attempt crimes such as the mosty will comfortablebe on your thing feet yocanwear a lot. It's yourand floor, justto the go firstup-in floor the lift,while not on the the elevator. to touch a lying. Cuomo is incorrect, however, when he MBy legalizing victimless Royal. says the and the use and sale you will be on your feet a lot. Its your 8.Itfeelsobscene the first few times, but Democrats have a viable candidate gambling, prostitution, 18. You queue up, not line up. who can chice!) If you do wear tennis shoes, ca when you ask for an eraser, ask for a rubber. solve the nation's problems. of drugs. 19. Always be polite. If you have to regis- What Cuomo doesn't realize, or isn't EBy keeping abortion legal but not support- could. 2. It's called the Underground or theTube. Try to keep a straight face. I never ter a complaint or return unwanted goods, do willing to state publicly, is that Americans ing it with government funds. but walk to the right on A subway is a pedestrian tunnel There are 9. Drive on the left, so in a civil manner. Any crassness or obscen- are victims of an overgrown, tax and spend, In today's political climate, it's refreshing rules to follow in the Under- pavement (sidewalk). ity will increase the odds of the English not self-perpetuating government. to see a party that not only has a platform, but three important left hand, always let the passengers o 10. Eat with the fork in your cooperating with you. Be firm, stand your Our ground. First, always let the sgs off knife inyourright hand and do not change system has evolved into a govern- actively supports it. first. It is very rude to just barge onto one of aniyut g.Excpt in a Chinese res- ground, don't let them run you around, but be ment of, for and by the government. They de- While Bush-Quayle may have nothing to res- the cars. Second, never talk on -the Under- hands after cutting. Except in a Chinese courteous. cide who's in, and who's out; who to tax, and say, and the Democratic ticket-to-be-named- use chopsticks. In that ground. If you must speak, then wisper. Third, taurant, where you can 20. Remember, you are a tourist. You'll how to spend it. later nothing different, there is one ticket that don't exit the Tube and then come to a dead ase, keep both utensils in the same hand make mistakes, just relax and enjoy yourself. Read about the New Hampshire primary stands behind the above platform. stop. Always move out with the flow of 1.Whenrdering a beer in a pub, specify Life in Great Britain is different, and after all, and you'll learn that the state Democratic I once had a professor who explained that traffic. whatkind of beer, lager or bitter. Lager is that is the one of the reasons you are over Party decided that former California Gov. I had a right to throw punches all day long if American beer. 3. Go to a newsagent (newsstand) and ask lighter and closerintaste to there. Jerry Brown was not a worthy candidate as I so desired. But my right to throw a punch roomtemperature. But for an "A to Z," the z being pronou Yesthey do serve it at Pe wasn't former Irvine Mayor Larry Agran. ended where his nose began, he said. of room temperature is atl^JiO "zed." The "A to Z" is the best streetap of the British version NPhotoca:d red... They refused to let them officially take Much like Pinocchio, the government ed, the :pretty chilly to a Californian! If it is your turn London available and by saying S. .. part in the primary process (although they seems to have a nose that keeps on growing, cashier will know what you're talking about buy a round,: it's "your shout" at Presi- until it eventually ends up in front of my S12. When nature calls, ask for the "loo" or S". eventually relented to Brown). Look 4. Wearing a Union Jack cap, °ambridge the toilet Ifyou ask for abathroom, you'll be ..-.°....,,._t:V ,;t... r- dent Bush's economic proposal, and you'll punches. Well, I for one am sick of the gov- a bathroom, you'll be sweatshirt or an I love L ns hir t toiletIf you ask for poor and ernment stepping all over my rights and stick- sweatsirt oran I lov e London eshi will laughed at and then pointed to a room with a Between .. :-..:..:.Va:...... '.ua: see that he wants to rob from the • .; -° . ,- : ",,;,.:-. give to the rich-to take your ing its nose where it doesn't belong. not make you look more English! bathtub and no toilet! hard-earned 5. If you get a craving for french fries, ask' preparedtie for :or aiatse.oia.. ::at money and give it to someone else. I know there is one presidential ticket that toast, terrible If you want 13. Be prepared for cold any given day, and this philosophy as well. It's the fcrisps.for chips. I flavor aWhatof crisps do.yo o coffee and Canadian-style bacon at break- . w.n. .is.. '. Watch C-SPAN on agrees with you'll see senators patting themselves on the ticket of Andre Marnou and Nancy fast. High tea is dinner, cream tea is finger Libertarian R y l it e names are on Ready salted isthe closest to plain pota sandwiches, scones and pastries. back and making sure their lord. chips, but personally, the salt:and vinegar ones are pretty tasty. Infomercials offer everything from juice blenders and Chia Pets to annoying bobbins

away. My father, upon receiving the No, it isn't Donahue. The applaud- swims - shoves an apple (core, seeds I wake up from my drift and feel good lawyer. I long for a better job. I By Philip Myers. bill, curtly suggested that I slit my ing Kansas couple didn't fly all the and all) into an overpriced juicer that exhausted. Grabbing the remote desire a stronger pill, ointment and The Hornet wrists. way to Florida with hopes of sitting looks frighteningly similar to a faulty control of induced vegetation, I turn gel. I make frequent trips to the re- ;I should have taken his advice. through a 30-minute (sic) live re- popcorn maker that blew up in my to channel 5, 9, 11, 13...it doesn't frigerator, and somebody keeps yell- Giddy as an un-housetrained pup, cording on the ease and benefits of kitchen, circa 1981. We get juice. matter. (Broccoli, cabbage, spinach, ing IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! I must I nearly squandered several Ameri- preparing celery juice. Or did they? Why light a barbecue to cook etc.) improve security. I borrowed a family member's can cash dollars towards the pur- I begin to drift. Something is out burgers, when seven crumpled up They all understand me. The ad- So I sip chicken soup and I call credit card not very long ago because chase of a hand-held sewing machine. there... newspapers in a cylindrical black vertisers still assume that if I watch Jacoby and Meyer. Larry Parker can of a sudden, reckless urge to own I envisioned myself having fun with I am in a kitchen. I smell oven- cooker will split the time, ease (and television between 8:00 a.m. and 3:00 give me adequate compensation for more Ginsu knives than any other mini-spools of thread behind closed quality food in microwave time. An taste) by a considerable percentage? p.m., I am either drunk, sick, di- my injuries and losses. Russ Brown suburbanite. I was having problems doors with my cat. obese, apron-clad man with a nasal And why am I in the parking lot of vorced, cheated on, injured, drug- is my motorcycle lawyer. Art Lin- with beef. When I saw those blades However, midway through the tone makes it extremely clear to me Soldier Field before a Chicago Bears addicted, obese, uneducated, unem- kletter offers me a chance to own a shear through an aluminum can, and commercial, the announcer comple- that, not only is he frying and broil- football game? ployed, uninsured, psychologically chair-lounge the price of a small then slice a tomato with ease, I was mented a three-word visual: NO AN- ing, he's also steaming the vegetables The girls finish cooking before unstable, balding, graying, impotent, automobile. Worthington Ford will hooked. NOYING BOBBIN. and baking the biscuits, all at the the beer-guzzling studs can even bankrupt, elderly or wanted by the sell me a royal piece of Chevy Van Within six to eight weeks, there I like annoying bobbins. Creating same time. produce a flickering flame. Sort of a law. And then some. conversion for something-something- were Ginsu knives aplenty in my hideous hemlines is pointless if you His slice-of-life vignettes outnum- slice-of-life vignette in its own right. I am constipated, have too much 95. household. I set up a workshop in my don't have to fiddle with annoying ber the slices of poultry he scorches The girls should have fired up the serous fluids in my tissue, and I milk ITT, Devry or Career Data Insti- garage and began slicing up ocean bobbins. With the small of my back to insipid hell. Hibachi. A group of lathered-up a wicked hangover, my back is bad, tute will teach me about the future catch. I reinacted the shower scene sticking to sweaty vinyl, I repudiated He looks me in the eye. "If you professionals aren't very concerned my car is totalled, I am developing a instead of drilling me on the past. from "Psycho" using the largest knife my desire for such a purchase. were doing this in the conventional about rapid-fire hamburger produc- half-moon on the top of my damaged Schick will reduce my beer paunch and a cantaloupe. I pared away sev- Whereas the low budget "quickie" method, not only would the cooking tion. They'll get chow going eventu- head. and Jenny Craig will offer a frothy eral pieces of dry wall. I stabbed a commercials once dominated the time take longer, imagine all the cleaning ally. In their semi-barbaric state, a I have bills, bills, bills, and bill smile. stack of pancakes. I made noises while span when getting a life was a distant up you'd have to do." tipsy, ten year-old tease from Toronto collectors will not (and I mean will Chick Hearn will insure I was doing this, mostly grunting dream, filled with irritating sounds of I tell the man that if he used the would have emerged victorious, now not) leave me alone. I took the car and me...slaaaAAM DUNK! sounds. My neighbors began avoid- lawn mowers and the like, today's conventional method, he would bum on with The Game. killed myself. My home is being de- Contrary to what you might think, ing me.- assortment of belgian-waffle buttocks many calories. "Standing around in "It's a good burger," one of the stroyed by a variety of pests: some I don't watch too much television. It soon became apparent that there and spokesmodels for over-indul- the kitchen is not going to get it guys says to me, his eyes a little less with wings and some in suits. But in the winter of '92, I swam in the were too many blades and not enough gence must now endure a relatively done," I say. red than the Principle Through Routes I've fallen and I can't get up tubes during all the wrong times. viable uses. But they were good new school of advertising, the class A healthy man named Jack - ap- on a Rand McNally roadmap. "Wanna (sounds like ideal conditions for a And now, back to The Love Boat. knives. I couldn't just throw them of infomercials. parently retired from his Alcatraz beer?" nap). I need a new formula. I want a Yeah, right on. Isaac's cool. A - iFridv 1_shu'uilrv 28. 1992 Fullerton College Hornet NEWS Arican Marketplace hits campus ssoiatd..: udll~..... reenAKiv:.es tar provide informnation By Eugee Fields was in charge of the display. The Harnel Dyce's booth also answered questions elections.re.i .icl.e..::.ci..ad.ma about Black history and sold a "Black fam- ein tdy:at $8:jors;and.:transfer ineformation:.: .:<><:Camagg In honor' of African American History ily cookbook" which had over 500 recipes a.m. for positions io the Associ.- Cal Poy ?mona will be.xp Month, an African Marketplace' featuring for various dishes. ated Stutden.Is.:Elections will be seined on ampus n.Mar :4. and.: various African and African-American goods Dyce appreciated being asked to partici- field Marca4 and 5,9aan to 1p.m. 2A4from 9a.m. unt lp.m.CalPoly was held Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday pate in this activity by the Black Student :a:d 6:30 to :30 p~t,:m. ;::::San Lis Obiowilbe seniding in the Quad. Union, which coordinated the merchants. "I X.X:ai~ots wall be copunted at 1panm. representatives on Marich 12 fromn Approximately ten booths were set up, each jumped at the chance to come. I thought it nth resultsposted in:.the A.S and; 9in until noon :in teTransfe displaying and selling different items ranging (the marketplace) was fabulous." Student AffairsOcs by 3:30 Center andfrom noon until 1 p.m. from statues, pictures, animal skins, and silk Dyce also expressed anticipation of ::::, .... ::.::::::.::...... :...... ::.:::.:.yn.ROcm326.: screened t -shirts of Martin Luther King Jr., people buying items. "I'm really hopeful .'oset..pan.p. nteucl Malcom X, and Nelson Mandela. about getting people to come'"she said. .~* th Transf..Centr.at.(74).992 ...... Sharon Marie, one of the three vendors who lyas Said had a booth that was a repre- sold statues, said that even though business. sentative of the Kawkab Ethnic Goods Store was slow, many students had visited her booth which displayed and sold beads, tye dyed .. fo h .4~e rs...UCLA.. Hst .igni.-ups shirts, leather thongs, African arts, and ani- and had expressed, interest in her hand crafted fooed Drive wel conuue through Campus;: :.:-Tour:. art "People are interested," she said. mal skins expressed his interest and appre- her satisfaction that a ciation in being able to participate. Frdy'Mrh6: TeAtul:1 Universit of California at Los 'Marie also expressed for blood. drawing will be March large crowd of students had come out to look Student reaction was mixed on the pur- pose of the marketplace. 11 and 12.A sign-up table will be .. Angeles (UCL.A) will be hosting a and she was able to interact with people. "I like availablu near the Quiad area to an-~C~l~stU n nomto e getting out and meeting people," she said. Sophomore James Becknell said, "While having this is a good idea, I question if the swer questions and takce volunteers sionon Marchi 13 from 8 am. untio The booth that seemed to draw the, most odr furthe r nation, i 4m attention was set up by the Nat ional Council of Ho LContreras/Hornet people are. here just to make a profit." How much?--A student inquires about A.S.ii 92-7256.Teoffce tour and session areopnt Negro Women. The booth sold authentic Afri- A student who wished not to be identified .C.studets:Call ;the:Transfer.: products at the African Marketplace that said, "This is a great idea, no matter the can jewelry, and Nubian cosmetics "for women Center to set _up an_ appointment of. color," according to Marlene Dyce, who closed yesterday. reason they are here." Transfer students:: (.714)9 754 at Local collges.il sedinrep-K CHASE: Students feel effects BUDGET: Sparks fly at meeting From 1 Ballard retorted, "Do you really?" From 1 erally we were not learning anything. had a direct effect on students. handled by administrators. "Yes, I do." plead a case for each student. who "We talked about Louisiana, "You can't say you lied, you're a "It's not the what, but the how," Journalism Profes- "I don't think so." Describing the difficulties in choosing which areas to wants to repeat a course taught by where, he came from - just 'plain bad person, you're fired," Pummer sor JulieDavey said. "I find that this is after the fact." Chase. B.S.," Flocken said. said. "It goes deeper than that." 'This is like a sales job is what we're getting," one cut, Vice President of Instruction Jane Armstrong said, "Admissions and Records is not 'It was just like we threw six weeks man remarked. Several people laughed, and the tension "We are hemmed in by so many parameters, people, it is California's process is strict. and increased between administrators and affected staff a nightmare." interested in students," he said. away," he said. Six weeks into last is based on a California State Su- "They're.interested in A.D.A. (aver- semester, Chase was suspended by members. DeCracne attempted to explain how painful it was for preme Court decision in Morrison vs. Referring to Brown's analogy of the family, Classi- age daily attendance money received the North Orange County Commu- according to Margaret administrators to eliminate positions. "This is Board, Staff Member Jan Ballard said, "It seems like it's the not for from the state). They don't get A.D.A. nity College. District." Chidester fied dramatics... when you see tears in the eyes of a 37-year- of Parker, Covert and classified in this family who are going to starve." for those students (who repeat Tom Cain took Chase's class in old man...I feel terrible." He- Chidester, counsel for the NOCCCD Dean of Physical Sciences Erv Klippenstein said reiterated that those who courses). the Fall. of 1991. He characterized will, lose their positions as a result of cuts will have Irma Rodriguez, She explained the procedure for there are those in a multi-campus district who feel there dean of Admis- Chase-as being hard to follow and not bumping rights to fill other job openings throughout the sions and Records, said that she, was technically into- his subject. terminating the employment of a is no need for two college presidents. community college instructor in the district. unaware of the' situation involving' "He didn't get into the technical President Borst replied, "I've offered you my car, state of California as being a strict As the meeting was concluded, DeCracne suggested Chase and, students wanting to 're-aspects, he kind of danced around," now you want my job?" take the 91ABCD welding course. Cain said. "You didn't get the feeling process (see accompanying chart on that participants meet together in groups to. discuss alter- Meanwhile, students who had that you were getting the whole pic- Page 1), based on Morrison. Though nobody responded aloud, a clear message of native proposals. While the lines had been drawn, he Chisein teassrp m described him~z ate" There must be a strong connection discontent had ben sent 1to thre pr~esident Moments later, an~nounced Borst's intent to meet with them at a later time as "lacking subject knowledge and Chase' didn't use the chalkboard between the "bad act" and the impact, Borst quietly departed while- the= meeting was~ still in to hear their grievances, ideas,- and suggestions. teaching skills." much or prepare students for tests, on students, she said, in order for session. 'There's a concept." said a staff member. "At the time I thought he wasn't according -to Cain. Chase didn't re- there to be a termination. Faculty Senate President Adela Lopez expressed According to President Borst, he has not yet decided much of 'a teacher," Bernie Flocken view at all, he said. 'The idea (behind the process) is concern that more cuts would still have to be made. which divisions he will merge with the three he has Of Yoria Linda said. "He was agood In the state of California, a teacher that you don't hastily terminate .a~ Ballard said, "Money does come back, people do not. already chosen to eliminate. Faculty and classified staff talker, (sometimes) we spent the can't be fired simply for complaints tenured teacher, or do it without just Jobs are being- done away with, Adela." have demanded to be included in the decision-making whole hour-and-ahalf talking. Gen- filed; his or her actions have to have cause," Chidester said. "I understand that," Lopez replied. - process. 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By June Gualano mother. Providing a happy, comfortable home is Through hard work and careful planning, she The Hornet most important to her. She willingly "volunteers" will acquire the necessary skills and confidence to Thoughts or beliefs her time and energy cooking meals, cleaning house, enable her to reenter the work force once her Wife. Mother. Student. These are the three chauffeuring children to dance lessons or baseball children have grown. She takes her new role as words that collectively describe the new breed of practice, and remains their most faithful fan. In- student very seriously and it pleases her to recog- are not emotions woman emerging in the 90s. The Fullerton Col- stinctively, she realizes that by providing a strong nize her children taking a stronger interest in their lege campus is crawling with women like her. sense of security in the home, her offspring can own education. By working around her family's By Peg Tompkins edged, even at times when they are In the classroom,you will usually find her sit- concentrate on searching for and developing their daily routine, she has successfully managed to Feature Editor not willing to accept it. Occasion- ting in or near the front row; listening intently, individual strengths. She is unwilling to sacrifice juggle her busy schedule to benefit everyone in the ally they will ignore your reflec- taking detailed notes, completing all homework time with her family by recruiting babysitters as family. Couples in trouble often say, tion, but you can be sure they heard Next time you see her in class, consider her an assignments and asking the instructor, "W'hat can she heads off to a full-time job. Emotional stability "I don't understand. We talk all it. If you are not accurate , they in the home holds a greater value to her than a new inspiration, rather than an irritation. I do for extra credit?" She scores well;on all the the time. I know how my partner will let you know. Often,when car. In an era where single-parent, dysfunctional tests and as some complain, "ruins the/curve." feels about everything." you state what you think they are Who is this annoying person? Closer inspec- Keenly aware of an innate need to expand her families reign supreme, and children are in desper- Feelings are emotions, not feeling it opens the door of explo- tion reveals her true identity. She is officially knowledge of the world around her, she searches ate need to be loved, she is not only a welcome the speaker ration for them. called a re-entry woman student. for a way to satisfy this craving without compro- relief, but a ray of hope for a future generation of thoughts, and what She's the complementing blend of 50s care- mising her values. A return to college provides her confident, compassionate and productive Ameri- above means is, "I Once a per- giver and 80s independent achiever. with the perfect opportunity to discover new inter- cans. know what my ...... son has explored Most often, she is a woman with strong family ests, and face the demanding challenges of setting partner thinks or and acknowl- values, who finds joy in her role as wife and and accomplishing specific goals. believes about ...... ill edged their own these issues." ...... feelings about an ...... Are you all talk "I feel abortion ...... issue, they are is right/wrong," is ...... better equipped an expression of a : "'' to understand the and no action? belief, not a feel- dynamics of the ing, and inter- issue and to Berry-Thurman By Vickie changing the two make a more in- The Hornet can lead to severe .. I i^ telligent deci- sion whether Psychology Club meetings It's time again to choose a president. misunderstanding Who will occupy the residence? when using reflec- they want to do tive listening. something about it, and what they both interesting and fun Turn on your television and all you hear, For clarification purposes, want to do. By Peg Tompkins services needy mentally ill persons, is being Are speeches, promises, and dirt being smeared. feelings can be divided into four No one would attempt to repair Feature Editor formulated by the club. main catagories, GLAD, SAD, an item that is broken without ex- The PsychologyClub meets in conjunction The scandals are just outrageous. MAD, or SCARED, and any word ploring it, understanding some- If you are interested in psychology at any with Psi Beta, the National Honor Society in Is it possible it is contagious? you use to define them can fall thing about it, and then begin fix- level you are invited to join the psychology Club Psychology for Community and Junior Col- into one or more of these catago- ing it Yet, everyday people try to to trust. at Fullerton College. leges, which is an affiliate of the American Today, you do not know who ries. fix their issues or problems by im- A glimpse at the future, would certainly help us. Meetings are conducted in room 523SEM on Psychological Association and the American Learning to listen and respond mediately jumping to the last step. the first and third Friday of each month. Psychological Society. to another person's emotional Reflective listening, the first How can you believe a word they say? Activities include guest speakers involved in FC chapter activities and the names of new feelings enhances relationships of step to resolving personal prob- in the Winter You've seen what happens after election day. one of the many facets of psychology, field trips, FC members were highlighted all types. Reflective listening is lems, is a major factor in under- discussion groups, movies, and other related ac- 1992 edition of the Psi Beta newsletter, distrib- standing these problems. We can't tivities. uted nationally to all members. You can pick up "Health care for all," is what is being said. effective in student/teacher, par- Campus Club Day will be the stage for a bake a copy in 524-03 from Callista Hemenway, Once elected, "That plan's dead." ent/child, parent/adult child, solve the problems for the people sale. club advisor. friend/friend, employer/em- with whom we relate, but we can Monthly showings of current movies with Scholarships will be available to club mem- People losing their jobs left and right, ployee, lover/lover, husband/ assist them through the first and psychological themes such as "Charlie," "Si- bers planning to attend The Western Psycho- As corporations cross our borders ovemight wife, and nearly any other rela- most important step, self-explora- lence of the Lambs," "Being There," and "The logical Association convention in Portland, tionship that exists. Even the tion. Burning Bed" have been planned. Oregon, this year. Our education system is losing out, youngest child responds to this "You feel be- And keeping good teachers is what it is about Jim Mead, founder of For Kids Sake, spoke to Information about club events is, posted on. type of listening. Adults can re- cause ' can be an'- the groupi' n Tve1Ner bbati refitionand' t lletin bordacross.from room 521. ' immeasurable gift to yourself and Where do all our tax dollars go; spond to infant's and toddler's treatment of child abuse. The next regularly scheduled meeting will cries with active listening. You to others. March 8, 1992, at That is what we all want to know. Eldon Baker of The Alliance for the Mentally be in room 523SEM, Friday, may be surprised at the reaction Peg Tompkins is a student and 1ll' visited the group in February. A clothing 1 p.m. when you acknowledge the author of "Do Less and Be Loved drive to benefit their Clothesmobile which Come check us out! Someone has to take a stand, Instead of just a promised plan. child's feelings. More," Blue Dolphin Publishing, If you would like to see your club highlighted in this section of the Hornet, bring the information Everyone likes to have their Inc. Comments may be directed to to the Hornet office, room 521. Lets all turn this country around. feelings recognized and acknowl- the Hornet. Get out there and pull that lever down. Minority applications to campus Police Academy rise steadily

By Vickie Berry-Thurman The Reserve Academy has been Departments. Police Basic Academy is the other all students must meet before they to participate in the program. Cozort The Hornet operating here on campus for more Reserve officers volunteer their branch of the campus police acad- are considered for admission to the also said, "We are seeing more mi- than twenty years, according to stu- time and service. According to JoAnn emy. This academy is in its second academy. They must be a United nority and female enrollees." Fullerton College Police Academy dent worker Laura Breksa, and it has Cozort, Department Manager of the year, according to Cozort. The pro- States citizen, at least 19 years of When asked if she had noticed a is divided into two divisions, the a large number of retired policemen, Campus Police Academy, Police Re- gram instructs students in the area of age, and have no criminal record. decrease in students in respect to bad Police Reserve Academy Thirty-eight many ofwhom have worked for Or- serve instructors were non-paid in- basic police training. According to Cozort, there has publicity surrounding police depart- and the Police Basic Academy One. ange and Los Angeles County Police structors in previous years. There are three requirements that been an increase in students wanting ments, Cozort replied, "Not at all. In fact, we have seen a major increase. We have had to turn people away." SPRING BREAK The Basic Academy averages 120 (ER WO students each semester. ENTEROFAINMENTOUR Once a student has met the re- quirements set by the Peace Officers TRAVEL SPECIALS S Standard and Training (P.O.S.T) and . Mexico * Caribbean * Hawaii FC, they qualify for a POST certifi- 'Ib quality, you'll need to be courteous, energetic and cate. This certificate states that a stu- love to make people happy; most positions require Cruises and Air Travel "IF dent is eligible to work as a police of- JOB FAIR applicants to be at least 18 years old. So come join ficer. Saturday, March 7 our team and make the memories you and our guests Free on-campus ticket delivery will never forget. No experience is necessary - we'll According to Cozort, some stu- 9am-noon provide all training, great employee discounts and dents have been hired by the LAPD. at Walter Knott Elementary School other benefits too! 7300 La Palma Avenue, Buena Park For further information, please (near the corner of La Palma & Western) And remember that our seasonal jobs are the best way contact John Sparicenbach, the De- to enter our world of entertainment after your college (714) 670-1897 career is completed - as Knott's firmly supports a partment Coordinator. His phone Great part and full timne promotion from within policy. number is 992-7000. seasonal positions! Tobapply, stop by our Employment Office at 8039 Boulevard in Buena Park, Monday through 1165 West Central This semester and Summer, Knott's Berry Farm is Beach Avenue1 Brea Friday, 9am to noon and 1pm to 4:30pm. lb find out star in our excitement-filled offering the chance to be a more about these and other opportunities in the love the choices world of entertainment. You'll e expanding Knott's organization, call 24 hours of seasonal part and full time jobs, the flexibk 1-800-JOIN-KBF. scheduling, the chances to make new and lasting Support Services Knott's Berry Farm is an equal opportunity employer. We maintain a drug friendships and earn a good salary too! free workplace and perform pre-employment substance abuse testing.

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It's not just the Entertainment Editor songs that he sings, but the delivery, Cowboy Junkies and the stories that he weaves through Black Eyed Man Folksingers have a knack for last- *the music that captures his audience's RCA ing many years past their prime. Some attention. do it because they feel there is still While in the middle of "Amazing Toronto's Cowboy Junkies were something left for them to say, while Grace," Guthrie interrupted himself last heard from on Deadicated, the others don't know exactly when to to explain a part of the author's life Grateful Dead tribute album of a year quit, and still others just want to annoy and the origin of the song. ago, crawling their way through "To a great many people. Guthrie's set included two Dylan Lay Me Down." It was a typical Junkie Arlo Guthrie it seems, enjoys songs. "When the Ship Comes In," song: slow and hushed, with singer doing all three, as he proved in a 2- and "Don't Think Twice, It's All- Margo Timmins cooing in her myste- hour set at the Ventura Theatre. right" Both sounded more like Dylan rious, mesmerizing way. Not only does Guthrie provide us than Dylan sounds today. The problem was that it was a with humorous insight into the past Six songs into the concert, Guthrie typical song. Over the course of three 20-odd years of social history, but he brought out the crowd favorite "Mo- albums, the band had pretty much still throws out a couple of new tunes torcycle Song." cornered the market on quiet, mellow that remind us where we have been, Later in the evening, Guthrie broke tunes with countrified blues accents. and where we should hope to be going. out the venerable folk classic..."I Were they going to take their music Beautiful reinvention- Cowboy Junkies latest album, Black Eyed Man, has the band reinventing "Keep the Dream Alive," penned Can't Help Falling in Love With to a higher plane, or stagnate? themselves with a rock sound as they jettison their past country-tinged mellow albums. in 1989, speaks of the idealism of the You," sung over 30 years ago by El- An answer comes with Black Eyed 1960's,and the need to reach the at- vis Presley. He led the crowd in a Man. Like U2 did with Achtung Baby, fiddle pop up in "Winter's is a Springsteenian tale of factory These are songs that should've tainable and noble goals set by a sing-a-long, supplying the words to this album has the Cowboy Junkies cello and a whole, the music on closings and dying industrial towns. been on the Thelma & Louise sound- generation that always seemed lost, the' verses before singing them. reinventing themselves, saying Song." As Black Eyed Man is sort of a blend of "Murder, Tonight, In The Trailer track. but almost always had the right idea. The night would have been in- goodbye to their quiet period com- Off Park," is self-explanatory, with The Cowboy Junkies are finally Aside from "Keep the Dream complete without at least one of his plete with a New Orleans-style jazz the Junkies' bluesy debut Whites Now and The Trinity Session's enough detail that it becomes the coming into their own, cutting away Alive," however, most of the night daddy's tunes. funeral dirge at the end of"'To Live Is Earth early-morning bleary-eyed country aural equivalent of a Weegee photo- from a sound that could easily have was devoted to the songs that have Guthrie. treated the crowd to "This To Fly," a Townes Van Zandt song with the volume turned up just graph; and the album title alone con- stereotyped them, given one more been the staple at Arlo Guthrie con- Land is Your Land," one of the senior that, coincidence or not, has make-a- tinges, enough to keep you awake. jures up violent images. album. certs for over two decades. Guthrie's more popular songs. change lines like "shake the dust off Lyrically, the album shows how Escape is another of Timmins' Black Eyed Man is a downright Unlike Bob Dylan, however, One song conspicuously missing of your wings and the sleep out of far Michael Timmins has come since themes - "Oregon Hill" is also noisy album (for this band, anyway), Guthrie and his backing band stayed was the 20-minute "Alice's Restaurant your eyes" and "it don't pay to think 1988's The Trinity Session, where he Springsteen-like in the "Thunder a we-will-not-go-quietly declaration true to the music of the original ver- Massacre." This talc about the draft too much on the things you leave two tracks. Road" mode, where a prisoner dreams that lays the groundwork for their sions of the hit songs. The band un- rarely finds its way into his concerts behind." penned only ten original about rescuing his girl from the red- leashed a version of "Coming Into these days, though it is the most re- It takes only a few seconds to This time he's written future. more on a short story- necks-and-Baptists community she's Los Angeles," that ranks close to the quested song in his repetoire. notice that the Junkies are onto some- songs, focusing But don't play Black bound to forever live in, and "A Horse original version. Guthrie's backing bard, Xaiver, thing different when, instead of Tim- style of writing. expecting to hear a Junkie In The Country" is about a woman However, only rarely did Arlo start included his son Abraham. They mins' voice or a wailing harmonica Eyed Man to "Shiny Happy People;" whose fantasy is to hop her pony and a song and finish without venturing played the opening set that featured a (which opened their last two albums), counterpart these songs are bleak. ride away from her dull marriage and some explanation, or go off on some tight arrangement of vocals but less we hear a menacing power strum Life" dead-end, small-town lifestyle, where tangent, that would lead to a 10 min- than enthusiastic playing. from Michael Timmins at the start of "This Street, That Man, This NO to "become their ute diatribe. During Guthrie's set, the band Rain." deals with a serial killer and the per- children grow up "Southern their fathers without a That is part of the appeal that the often stayed in the background, un- Tubas and trombones make their son who hopes a missing friend hasn't mothers and his victim; "The Last Spike" sound." wise, old folksinger has on his leashing only on sporadic occassions. appearance in "Oregon Hill," while become HASSLE Lou Reed feels the 'Magic and Loss' f death TASSEL By Barrett Marson The first song is the short instrumental, "Dorita," Entertainment Editor Reed's walk on the literary side (subtitled "The Spirit".' a quick and efficient beginning CHAPMAN .that sets the tone of tl album. ln:i ° -v e :': s i t y Lou Reed "What's Good," (also featured in the film new Until Magic and Loss By Robert Stapleton the End of the World,) is an appropriate lyrical beginning Hornet asking questions like, What good's a war without kill- Reprise The Outside of Bob Dylan, Lou Reed is generally considered to be ing? and What good's a disease that won't hurt you? of urban dementia and There is nothing like pain and loss to stimulate an rock's foremost literary songwriter. His tales Its upbeat music disguises the true pain as in the end substance overload have garnered him a quietly strong following all. At Chapman University artist Neil Young lost two dear friends to drug overdoses, Reed decries "life's good-But not fair at 25 years dating back to his band, The Velvet Under- anguish of sitting Bob Dylan lost his wife to divorce. over the last "Goodby Mass," describes the we believe that. / , of and the final Loss, and the pain that comes with it, again has given ground. through the mass. Reed's description two hardcovers, we have a collection of your pursuit of higher / inspiration to one more of rock's literary giants. Now, presented between goodby to a close friend hit home for anyone who has ever his career, in Between Thought And Expression: or family member. Lou Reed's Magic and Loss is the chronicle of his his lyrics, spanning lost a friend education Selected Lyrics of Lou Reed. Most compelling, musically and lyrically, is reactions to the deaths of two friends; songwriter Doc the book is not a definitive collection, it does paint a lament of the fact that Reed could not shouldn't Pomus and someone identified only as Rita. Although "Dreamin'." This be . Included on specific songs are Reed's own that has accompa- Through the 14 songs, Reed explores his inner feel- portrait worthy of Reed. personally say goodby, and the agony a footnotes as to how or why he came to write that song which makes out in full force. ings. Each bear the typical Reed footprint Sparse ar- nied him comes "The Gift" or "Hold On" all the better (the latter was worse than the patient. rangements and a talking style permeate the entire album. a gem like Reed fared much runaround printed on the op-ed page of The New York Times.) still making jokes I don't know what drugs Traditionally, rock and roll has not been the music of You were are the two indispensable interviews Reed held That's why we intellectuals nor has it always accepted the work of an Also included they had you on President and(cclaimed author Vaclav Havel said, I guess this is not the time for long term artist who has felt loss. with Czechoslovakian You minimize the Jr., a couple of Reed's heroes. In both Tonight's the Night and Blood on the Tracks by Young and novelist Hubert Selby investments a level of personal and casual interplay. At one you never laughed at red tape, long lines and Dylan, respectively, were not commercial hits, and in cases Reed reaches You were always laughing but saw The Velvet Under- Young's case, it was not even met with critical acclaim. point, he questions Havel, "So you never me and cumbersome details. Once again Reed has given us a thought-provoking, ground?" Reed states that: stuff of Lou Reed. Forthright, honest, in your face but I lost two friends - 1' We want you to insightful work, and though his album sales are not near Such is the "Between two Aprils only when he needs to be. Between two Aprils, Magic and Loss." the top of the Billboard charts, Magic and Loss is on par -. concentrate on the As the man himself says in the song Fly Into The Sun, "I'd look Reed's fitting goodby to two friends is more of a with any great literary work. moment to end this mystery/ I'd break up into rather than an attempt at important aspects of Reed has introduced a new vocabulary into the rock at this as a wondrous cathartic experience for himself, a million pieces and fly into the sun." commercial gain. Magic and Loss is Reed feeling his and roll dictionary. Words like cancer and isotopes rarely your university find their way onto an album. worst and giving us his best. career. Mystery and romance Savage grace abounds in northwest in Shining Through very diverse cultures. Pursuing her dream of going to By Stephen Parker By Kimberley Adkins Managing Editor Throughout the journey, Laforgue is plagued by his The Hornet Germany and finding the Jewish rela- passionate feelings of guilt, self-sacrifice, and tempta- she had only seen pictures of, We want you indass - tives Black Robe is a compelling chronicle which explores tion. His character is Christlike in nature, portrayed in a Melanie Voss becomes involved in the search not inline. Michael Douglas and the vast spiritual and cultural differences between 17th- three-dimensional form which allows us to understand for the documents which takes her to Griffith heat up the screen with ro- century American Indians and French settlers in the un- and identify with his complex emotional turmoil. Berlin. * No impacted classes mance, mystery and suspense in the tamed North American badlands. Canadian actor Lothaire Bluteau performed the role In Germany she poses as a nanny new movie thriller Shining Through. A collaborative effort by author Brian Moore and of Father Laforgue with sensitivity and believability, * Student/teacher ratio: 16-1 and depends on three persons to take Michael Douglas stars as Ed Li- Academy Award-winning director Bruce Beresford presenting the priest known as "Black Robe" to the her messages to and from * Financial aid always land, a government spy searching for and deliver (Breaker Morant, Tender Mercies, Driving Miss Daisy), audience with innate talent and ability. the U.S. government. available to qualified secret. documents linking the Ger- this Dances With Wolves meets Last Temptation of Aden Young and Sandrine Holt, both making their searching endlessly for her man Nazi's to a bomb which could Voss, Christ style of film is both enlightening and disturbing. screen debuts, exhibited marvelous potential, and were students leames they have been mur- "fly by itself." relatives Father Laforgue (Lothaire Bluteau), a French mis- brilliantly cast. by the Nazi's with the help of a Melanie Griffith steals the screen dered sionary serving in Quebec, departs on a 1,500 mile August Schellenberg, the veteran actor who played Applications now being close friend. Knowing this as Linda Voss, a young bi-lingual mutual joumey up the St. Lawrence River. Daniel (Aden Young), the Algonquin chief Chomina, displayed a special vision fact, Voss speeds up her search for Jewish woman seeking employment a young French carpenter who has wearied of colony life, as he guided viewers upriver into upheaval and violence, accepted for the the hidden documents and once she in a government agency. accompanies Laforgue in search of a mission post in leaving them with a better understanding of the "savage" discovers their location, she has to Set in two different time frames Huron Indian territory. A small group of Algonquin qualities of the Indians. fall term complete her assignment. the movies begins with Voss, (Grif- Indians led by their chief, Chomina (August Schellen- Scenic views of the savage Northeastern wilderness While attempting a dangerous fith), who appears to be in her late berg), agree to guide the Frenchmen. provided a breathtaking setting for the story. Composer from Berlin, Voss runs into fifties, being interviewed for her in- escape While Daniel quickly adapts to the Indians' culture, Georges Delerue's musical score contributed to the some heated trouble which ends up in Call Chapman University's volvement with the United States Father Laforgue battles feelings of spiritual inadequacy film's aesthetic value. a critical attempt to cross the German admission office at government during World War II. as he attempts to convert the Indians to Christianity. Black Robe, a truly captivating work of drama and border. Through flashback, Voss travels back Finding his actions peculiar, the Indians begin to believe suspense, has been confidently released to theaters by di- (714) 997-6711 The ending is filled with suspense to the early 1940's, which is the main he is a demon. rector Bruce Beresford with the satisfaction that comes "Shining Through," is a for more information or to time frame of this movie. and intrigue. Daniel falls in love with Annuka (Sandrine Holt), the from a dream fulfilled in excellence. movie supplied with anticipation, set up your personal Voss, who becomes Liland's sec- chiefs daughter, to the consternation of Father Laforgue Editor's note: Black Robe is now playing at the Cin- mystery and history. It not only takes appointment retary and lover discovers that he is a and Chief Chomina. This symbolizes the bonding of two eplex Beverly Center in West Hollywood. U.S. government spy searching for you back in time, it also gives you a hidden documents involving Ger- different look at relationships and many and the war. honesty. 7 -Frday. February 28, 1992 Fullerton Clollge Hornet Hrntaseballge ropSPORTS Hornet baseball gets roped by Gauchos, 17-6 By Jon McLendon The Hornet

Baseball, it is said, is a nine inning game. But, two innings were all Sad- dleback College needed in a 17-6 rout over Fullerton College, Tues- day, at the campus field. A six-nm fourth inning, followed by a seven-run eighth helped push the Gauchos Orange Empire Confer- ence record to 2-0 (6-3-1 overall). Fullerton dropped to 1-1 (8-4). Things looked bright for the Hor- nets early. Trailing 1-0, Fullerton rightfielder Mark Rushlow led off the bottom of the third inning with a solid single to left. After a walk to Malcom Cepeda, Ramon Apodaca laid down a perfect bunt, loading the bases with no outs. Centerfielder Ja- son Diplock reached on an error by Saddleback second baseman Tom Waterman, allowing Rushlow to score. Cepeda then scored when Gauchos pitcher Karl Hardman un- corked a wild pitch. Hornets first How's it Taste? Rancho Santiago's Robert Garcia gets a mouthful of dirt while sliding into baseman Sal Mancuso then drove in third base, just ahead of the tag by Fullerton's Malcom Cepeda. Apodaca and Diplock with a single to right, ending Hardman's day, and scored when Mancuso let a ground would not relinquish. A walk and Apodaca was 3 for 4 with a run scored giving Fullerton a 4-1 lead. ball off the bat of Chris Sauritch go wild pitch added two more runs in the and one RBI. He also made a fine In the fourth inning, however, the through his legs. First baseman Rick inning. diving stop of a grounder in the third wheels began to fall off the Hornets Brail then followed with a triple to Saddleback blew the game wide inning to rob Saddleback catcher wagon. Pitcher Scott Myers (3-0,0.90 knock in Relph. After a ground out open in the eighth. Three Fullerton Nathan Malagon of a hit. Mancuso earned run average entering the game) tied the score at four, Myers walked pitchers were racked for five hits, added two hits, a run scored, and two couldn't hold a lead for the first time Waterman, and gave up consecutive gave up two walks, hit one batter, and RBI in four at-bats, raising his season this season, and the bullpen was of no singles to Mark Wells and Neil Gar- threw a wild pitch, adding up to seven batting average to .366. help. Saddleback designated hitter cia. Rob Williams relieved Myers on earned runs, and a 17-6 lead. Riverside City College visits Ryan Relph led off the fourth with a the mound, and promptly hit the next Despite the loss, Fullerton got solid Fullerton Sunday at noon in Orange ringing double to right-center. Relph batter, giving the Gauchos a lead they efforts by Apodaca and Mancuso. Empire Conference play. Cypress women dominate in Hornet hoop coach Fullerton softball tourney given disappointing By Jon McLendon Kristina McVeigh drove in three runs The Hornet to pace the Hornets. going-away On Saturday, however, Fullerton's present Defending State Women's Soft- luck began to change. Despite seven By Ron Kitchell ball Champions Cypress College more shutout innings from Guerrero, The Hornet served notice that they're not going: the Hornets found themselves in a to give up their title without a fight. scoreless tie with Moorpark College. Fullerton men's' basketball head coach Roger See's bon voyage game was In breezing to the Fullerton College This necessitated an "international one he would probably like to forget. Softball Tounament championship, tie-breaker" where each team starts Because See is traveling to England to teach on the "Semester Abroad" the Chargers won all five of their each inning with a runner on second program, the Hornet's game at Rancho Santiago Feb. 19, was his last of the games by a combined score of 32-3. base and no outs. Both teams scored season. In the title game against Long twice in the eighth inning, but in the Despite Fullerton 1) Who was drafted #1 ahead of Michael Jordan? guard Greg Williams' 17 points, his season best, the Beach City College, Cypress rolled ninth Moorpark .pushed two runs Hornets could not overcome a strong first half by Rancho Santiago, and lost, to an 11-1 victory. across. Fullerton could manage only 86-78. 2) Where did Jerry Rice go to college? But, Fullerton coach Lisa Bassi one and came up on the short end of By halftime, the Hornets were already behind 46-28. The large deficit was doesn't think Cypress is unbeatable. a 4-3 final. due mainly to poor shooting and a sieve-like defense, 3) Who were the last two pitchers to throw a "perfect" game? which allowed Rancho 'They've got good hitting and de- In Fullerton's fourth tourney game Santiago too many easy lay-ups and shots. fense, but their pitching is not as in two days, they lost to eventual See said: "We played two different 4) Who did Mark Messier edge out for the MVP trophy in 1990? halves. If we would've played the first strong (as last season)." runner-up Long Beach and tourna- half like the second, we would've won." Fullerton got off to a good start in ment Most Valuable Player, pitcher In the first half, Fullerton came out 5) How many time? did Bjom Borg wu Wimbledon? with no enthusiasm as Rancho Santiago the tournament by winning their first Nicki Kephardt, 4-2. exploded from the start. Rancho Santiago guard Eric Dahl sank three three- two games. They then suffered two According to Bassi, because of pointers to spark the Don's offense and helped them to dominate the first half. tough losses and were eliminated. their lack of depth, keeping every- Rancho Santiago, who sank 63 percent of their shots in the first half, finally Here are the answers to last weeks overiuweing trivia challenge! In Fullerton's first game, Feb. 21, body healthy will be key to the Hor- started slowing down in the second and Fullerton began to whittle down their against Chaffey College, the Hornets nets Orange Empire Conference title lead. The Hornets started grabbing rebounds on both ends of the court and 1.LaSalle Thompson and Lafayette Lever' rode a strong pitching effort by aspirations. Bassi sees Cypress, forward Rod Summers came to life after scoring only four points in the first 2.Picking off a baserunner the to end game. Angelique Guerrero and a game Riverside City College, Orange Coast half. 3.United States (16). saving defensive play by second College, and a much improved Sad- Summers took charge in the second half and ended up with 18 points. 4.Charlie Joiner, Wes Chandler and Kellen Winslow. baseman Tonya Armbruster to a 6-4 dleback club competing with Fuller- Because of foul trouble though, Fullerton could come no closer than nine 5Luc Robitaille win. They followed right back that ton for the conference title. Fullerton points until late in the game. On the other hand, See apparently thought that evening with a 6-2 victory over Kings opens conference play today at 3 p.m. not enough fouls were being called on the Don's, especially under the Homrnets River College. Guerrero tossed four vs. Rancho Santiago College at the basket, and he drew a technical foul for arguing. shutout innings, and shortstop campus field. Along with Williams and Summers, Greg Bedford (12 points) and Bob Terry (10) also scored big for the Hornets. While - Glenn Green's 17 points led the Dons, they scattered their scoring throughout the team, with Eric Dahl (13), Beau Hossler (12), Rick Swanwick (11), and Ruben Oronoz (11) all contributing for the Dons. I U Fullerton has one more game before it begins the playoffs. All of those * *I games will be coached by See's assistants, Gary Larson and Walt Simon.

Since 1958 Men and Women's S .' "MONDAY PIZZA A FINE ART SUPPLIES SPECIAL" basketball headed in A DRAFTING & TECHNICAL SUPPLIES I I amr-9:OO p.m. A FRAMING & ART BOOKS Large Cheese Pizza $6 : opposite directions A FULL LINE SERVICE CENTER Additional Toppings .'?' -ji I By Diana Fajardo Riverside College, 108-97. Bob Terry A LASER COLOR COPIES * Medium Cheese Pizza $5. H The Hornet led Fullerton with 27 points and 18 A LAMINATING * * Ig rebounds along with Garry Hunter Additionrlc Toppings $' f0 *nr i Fullerton College Women's and who contributed 25 points and 9 Small Men's Basketball team ended their rebounds. Cheese Pizza $3.Q I seasons with a disappointing finish. Terry was named to the All-Con- & dardU Sa€oset Ad; uonal Toppings 7 , rf The Lady Hornets traveled to ference Team. He was the second Riverside College and lost 88-59 leading scorer in the conference, (714) 870-0430 SIndividual Cheese Pizza $2. leaving them ineligible for a spot in averaging 20.3 points per game and the State Finals. Monique Grace was Additional Topping * ((.' also ranked fifth in rebounds averag- PACE GRAPHICS the leading scorer in the game with ing 8.6 rebounds per game. Overall 24 points, and Hollie Keeton was the the Hornets placed fifth in the league. top rebounder with 7. They came in second in free throw *I O W 2*Lo atst e Fullerton ended the season with percentage, .693, and 93W ilasn rv YuBete third in re- art & drafting supplies " Imperial 10-15 record. Keeton and Grace were bounding averaging 34.7 per game. voted to the All-Conference 2430 E. CHAPMAN AVENUE ::.> ... Ri :e. FU L L E R T O N Co m m o n w ea lth Team, Finishing with a 13-14 record for and FULLERTON, CA 92631 SLas Rienda1g Sig Lo was named to the Honor- the season, 30th seeded Fullerton will able Mention team. play third ranked Cerritos College in (Next to Cal State Fullerton) Las Palmas 3920 NWHarbor .williamson Hornet Men's Basketball finished the State Finals Tournament on March at limpenal iwy. i. * their conference play with F(4)ETOLValenc. "3 a win over 7 in Norwalk. hmminm__^:_^Wildauinmmm1 Fullerton College Hornet Friday, February 28, 1992 - 8 D -- r7

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