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by Gil McGowan meetings could be made more open Graduate Students' Association and democratic. Among other (GSA) president Stephen Downes things, the GSA suggested that all may be barred from certain Uni¬ PPC minutes and materials be made versity committees if he continues public and that PPC members be to violate their confidentiality given the right to vote on which guidelines. portion of their meeting should be Problems began for Downes in held in public and which should be November when he leaked a con¬ conducted behind closed doors. fidential letter from president Paul Despite four hours of heated de¬ Davenport's office to the Gateway. bate, the GSA's proposal was re¬ The letter explained that govern¬ jected and the motion to preserve ment under-funding might force the committee secrecy was passed. university to introduce "structural Downes, who sits as a member of changes" — changes that might the PPC, was disappointed with result in the scaling-down or elimi- the committees's decision and promised to continue leaking in¬ “Paul Davenport just formation when he thought that it was in the best interests of students wants to be able to float on the U of A campus. trial balloons without "The PPC is an important com¬ getting any heat” mittee that discusses important is¬ sues (like the budget)... we think —Stephen that these things should be dis¬ Downes cussed in the open. Legitimate pointsofviewshouldnotbestifled," nation of certain programs and de¬ he said. partments. Downes was also critical of the In response to the leak, the Gen¬ reasons PPC members used when eral Faculties Council's (GFC) defending their positions on com¬ Planning and Priorities Committee mittee confidentiality. (PPC) passed a motion at it De¬ "Paul Davenport just wants to be cember 13 meeting demanding that able to float trial balloons without its confidentiality rules be observed. getting any heat," he said. Under the motion, the PPC can vote Despite these criticisms, presi¬ to withold PPC documents from dent Davenport argued that any committee member who does Downes acted irresponsibly and Darrin Nielsen not abide by its secrecy rules. These prematurely when he decided to Mr. Kayakhead was running loose on Wednesday in SUB to demonstrate thefun and rules state that all PPC minutes and leak information to the Gateway. frivolity the Paddling Society often has. Several clubs had tables out in honor of the materials are to remain confidential "In this case, it was our intent all beginning of January classes and in the search for new members. unless otherwise specified. along to make those documents The motion to preserve confi¬ public," he said. Two public letters sion from the PPC, Students' Union ing the confidentiality rules)... but, Mustapha also said that he sup¬ dentiality was passed on the same describing the contents of the confi¬ president Suresh Mustapha said he I don't support the action of the ports the idea of new confidential¬ day that the GSA submitted a pro¬ dential letter were released on No¬ sympathizes with the GSA's argu¬ GSA. That particular memo was ity rules "in principal" but that he posal to the PPC which outlined vember 23 and 29th. ments but cannot agree with them. going to be made public anyway," voted against the GSA's proposals ways in which the committee's As for Downes' possible expul¬ "There is a time to risk it (break¬ he said. for "technical" reasons. Student Representatives Question Grants by Teresa Pires short-term...we thought the situa¬ to solicit letters from community lition of forces before taking any The GSA is also participating in the Student leaders at the U of A are tion would get better, so we took members which support the im¬ specific action. CAUS outreach campaign. planning different strategies to deal two per cent off all the faculties. The provement of higher education. "We would like to be visible. We As for future action, Downes with a provincial education grant administration has come to the re¬ One of the events scheduled for don't like the quiet, behind-the mentioned that, "Board of Gover¬ increase that does not keep pace alization that you can't keep doing next week, for example, is the gath¬ scenes stuff. It just doesn't work," nors meetings are on campus, and with the inflation rate. that, because it's going to make us ering of Edmonton high school SU said Downes. One of the more vis¬ therefore very accessible... and the The increase of 3.5 percent is sig¬ second-rate in everything. presidents at the U of A. ible actions that the GSA has al¬ Legislature is just across the river. nificantly less than the inflation rate "What we have to do, " contin¬ "The minister expects letters from ready taken to protest the funding We definitely won't be stopping at of 6.6 percent predicted by the ued Mustapha, "is look at what the me, but MLAs and the minister get cuts is the display of crosses in Quad. any doors." Conference Board of Canada for university does very well, what is letters from people saying that 1991. According to Advanced absolutely necessary for the pro¬ education is a priority, then they Education Minister, John Gogo, vincial university to offer Alberta, have to listen to them, because it students at Alberta universities will and then look at we have that isn't affects their votes directly," ex¬ INSIDE: most likely be forced to pay higher world-class, or isn't absolutely nec¬ plained Mustapha. tuition fees next year. essary. Then, we will have to de¬ Mustapha does not foresee the GSA seeks opinions - p. 3 According to SU President, cide which programs have to be organization of any rallies, or pro¬ Interfaculty warriors - p. 6 Suresh Mustapha, "While the 3.5 sacrificed to save the things that are tests by SU, but "if there are a lot of percent increase is more than the more important." discontented people who want to Pfeiffer and Connery bond - p. 9 university budgeted for, and is nice Mustapha regards the cuts as protest, then I'll definitely throw in the short term, it's not enough in inevitable, but has pledged whole¬ my support in and help lead." U of S invades Bear den - p. 12 the long term." Mustapha sug¬ hearted SU support to the CAUS Although he was unsure about gested that it is better for the uni¬ outreach campaign. The CAUS their specific course of action, versity to cut poorer programs in campaign, comprised of members Stephen Downes, president of the PREMIERE! favour of developing other pro¬ from the universities of Alberta, GSA, said that "the government grams to their full potential, rather Calgary, and Lethbridge, is com¬ must be made to realize that there Happy Bob Knows - than forcing all departments to take mitted to sending students out to will be consequences to their lim¬ p. 17 a unilateral cut. community groups to speak about ited vision." Downes stressed that "The university's reaction to the issues that affect post-secondary he would like to meet with other INSERT! The SU Bookfinder under-funding had been really education. CAUS' main objective is student groups and build up a coa¬ Page 2 • Thursday January 10,1991 • The Gateway Transit hikes show disregard for nature by Gil McGowan believes that students — especially or four calls they usually start to Downes was particularly im¬ -ao- Students on the U of A campus those who have become more con¬ panic on an issue," she said. pressed with Mason who helped will learn to cope with higher transit cerned about the environment — As a result of these protest ef¬ students leaders from the U of A SHQRNEYS fares but they will always resent the would like the City to spend more forts, Council backed down from familiarize themselves with the low priority that the City of money to develop a public transit an earlier proposal which would budget process. Edmonton has given public transit, system that is reasonably-priced have seen fares going up to $1.75 "The information that I got from 8217 - 112 St. said the SU's Housing and Trans¬ and efficient. during peak hours and $1.50 during Brian Mason was the only infor¬ portation commissioner in an inter¬ "I think students can deal with off-peak hours. mation that I received on the City's 433-1645 view Wednesday. small increases in fares with a little Graduate Student Association budget... Alot of the other aldermen College Plaza Jody Wilson made this comment bit of annoyance... but they're con¬ (GSA) president Stephen Downes, — like Chichak and MacKenzie — while discussing the City's 1991 cerned that the City is discouraging who was also involved in the fight have an agenda of their own . We budget which was passed by Coun¬ public transit/' she said. against higher transit fares, was also don't know what these agendas are prescriptions filled cil on December 12th. Despite her dissatisfaction with dissatisfied with the budget, but he but we do know that it results in lens duplication Under the new budget, adult fares the City's budget, Wilson said it had a good things to say about a transit hikes and cuts to daycare," have risen to $1.50 during peak could have been worse had the SU few of the aldermen. he said. repair service hours and monthly passes for stu¬ and other concerned groups not "I'm not satisfied with what the Downes was also critical of the fine frames dents have jumped from $34 to $36. lobbied the Council. City did. But there were a few way in which many aldermen Students who ride the bus during "We organized a postcard cam¬ progressive voices on Council — favoured giving money to the quality sunglasses non-peak hours will not have to paign, a rally and got people to call for example. Mayor Reimer and business community at the expense contact lenses pay any more than they did before in... When an alderman gets three Aid. Mason," he said. of community services. the passage of the budget ($1.25), but those who purchase ticket-pacs will have to pay $12.50 instead of "Expert cosmetic & $10. optical advice According to Wilson, the City's budget is not acceptable because by raising transit fares and limiting the transportation department's budget, it discourages people from using the public transit system. She

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For further information and application forms visit PSUA plans model parllment the Career and Placement Gateway Staff tunity to get practice actually work¬ procedures are not taught at the U Services Office, Members of the campus's politi¬ ing in a functional parliamentary of A." While last year's model parlia¬ 4th floor, SUB. cal clubs will be duking it out dur¬ system, as opposed to learning the ing a week-end of mock parliamen¬ theory about it (in classes.)" ment was held in the University's CAREER DEVELOPMENT tary debate to be held at the Alberta During the week-end session, the council chambers, this year the AND EMPLOYMENT Legislature. Tories have been allocated 23 seats, PSUA obtained permission to use From January 25 to 27, the Pro¬ while the other three parties will the chambers in the Alberta Legis¬ gressive Conservative, Liberal, New each hold 20 seats. In this minority lature. Michael Ritter, the Parlia¬ Democratic, and Reform campus government situation, the P.C.'s mentary Counsel of the Legislative clubs will meet for the Second An¬ will attempt to pass three bills, one Assembly, will act as Speaker of nual University of Alberta Model of which concerns the privatization the House. GREA TENTER TAINMENT! Parliament, a three-day simulation of Canada Post. Spectators are invited to the of the actual daily activities in Ot¬ As well, there will be a Question Legislature for the event, which last GREA T ENTERTAINMENT! tawa. Period during which the Opposi¬ year featured intense debate, scru¬ The event is organized by the U tion will attack the Government tinizing, and even heckling. of A's Political Science Under¬ over current issues. The PSUA is still in need of in¬ graduate Association. Meron Sembaliuk feels the hardest part terested parties to fill positions Sembaliuk, v.p. communications for of the session for the students will during the week-end, including the group, says the PSUA decided be following the various parlia¬ clerks, pages, and a Sergeant of The Last Corvair’s to start Model Parliament in an at¬ mentary procedures. "How one Arms. For more information call tempt to give students " the oppor¬ presents, how one argues - these 492-7267 or visit Tory 12-10.

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NORTH POWER PLANT contact RESTAURANT AND BAR EFFECTIVE WRITING RESOURCES 302B STUDENTS’ UNION BLDG. Located on campus directly behind PHONE: 492-2682 the Dentistry/Pharmacy building. mmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The Gateway • Thursday January 10,1991 • Page 3 Environmental Report Endangered Species Campaign Campaign fights for land to protect wildlife by Shannon Taylor "I've talked with Leroy Conservationists from across the Fjordbotten (provincial minister of country launched a campaign in Forestry, Lands and Wildlife)...We September 1989 to save Canada's don't have his committed backing endangered species from human yet, but he's interested. abuse. Guided by the World Wil¬ "Fjordbotten says the problem is derness Charter, the Endangered cabinet and cabinet has to be re¬ Spaces campaign works toward sponsible to its rural constituencies. Andrew Lummis creating a national network of These people (rural voters) are con¬ protected land areas. cerned with land being protected Bookstore blues plague students The task is formidable. and especially with any kind of A common sight in SUB at the beginning of a semester is the lineup at the bookstore. This Currently only 2.6 per cent of enduring protection," Ramsussen Canadian lands and waters enjoy says. year's students are having to pay the GST on their textbooks. Watch for their reaction in protective status. The World Com¬ In addition, Ramsussen says he next week's paper. mission of Environment and De¬ thinks the government should bring velopment recommends each na¬ all the groups concerned to a bar¬ University program cuts: tion protect at least 12 per cent of its gaining table of sorts. natural areas. The Endangered "We need the ranchers, farmers, Spaces campaign has pledged to industry people and environmen¬ GSA seeks grad student input meet this challenge by the year 2 talists to get together and map this by G. Paul Skelhome change will be based on academic the GSA councillors to the BoG, the 000. thing out. Everybody could get their The Graduate Students' Associa¬ excellence, relative needs, student association wants to canvas student The Canadian campaign is bro¬ backs down." said Ramsussen, tion, in an attempt to survey gradu¬ enrolment, national and interna¬ opinion, feeling that perhaps their ken down province by province, adding "It's this kind of hateful ate students' opinions on structural tional prestige, academic central¬ views are not representative of stu¬ and Dr. Ray Ramsussen, president adversial system that never works changes to University departments, ity, quality of service to the commu¬ dents in general. of the Canadian Parks and Wilder¬ well." has formed a committee which will nity, and the ability to place The committee has met several ness Society of Alberta, says Currently, eight per cent of hold public hearings on January 16 graduates. times since its inception, and fol¬ Albertans have a long way to go to Alberta's land mass is protected. and 17. The GSA feels that while budget lowing the public hearings will re¬ meet this goal. "Fortunately or unfortunately six According to GSA president cuts are necessary due to the port back to the GSA executive. "We (Albertans) aren't doing very percent is in Wood Buffalo National Stephen Downes "the intent of the University's financial difficulties, While the GSA feels someone well," he notes. Park," Ramsussen notes. However, committee is to get a direct link the president may be hampered in must listen to student opinion on Alberta has 17 distinct biogeo- while it's good to have the land from graduate students to the GSA maldng such decisions due to the the matter, Downes is not confident graphical regions, and only three of protected, so much protected land Council so that we can have a firm limited perspectives of those he that their work will have any effect these regions are sufficiently pro¬ in one area makes it hard to have position to take to the Board of consults, such as senior faculty and on administration decision making. tected. other areas protected. Governors." administration. "I've never believed that the ad¬ "That means that 50 years from Ramsussen says a key to this The GSA formed the Committee In order to gather opinions, the ministration listens to staff or stu¬ now that ecosystem will still be in¬ campaign will be getting the word on Structural Changes in early De¬ GSA placed a questionnaire in the dents on campus and I don't expect tact and the species won't be out. "One of our goals is that in one cember following an announcement December issue of Current, the GSA that to change," said Downes. threatened," Ramsussen says, ex¬ year, you'll be able to tap a stranger by university president Paul Dav¬ newsletter. They are also accepting "However, they will have to take plaining that even our national on the street and say "Endangered enport that severe budget difficul¬ written submissions. these comments seriously because parks don't provide sufficient pro¬ Spaces", and they'll say "Ya" — ties would force the University to "We need to know, for example, they come directly from grad tection. instead of saying "Huh, spaces? I institute a hiring freeze on vacan¬ are grad students in favour of selec¬ students...not just from the execu¬ "Waterton Lakes National Park thought it was species." cies in departments and consider tive cuts versus across the board tive or council." is carrying only 50 per cent of its He added, 'The term has to be¬ "structural changes" to depart¬ cuts," said Downes, adding that Public hearings will be held on animal population. The elk, griz¬ come a common coin of language." ments. "the University itself should be January 16 at 10:00 am in CAB 235 zlies, wolves and moose are all And for anyone still confused Such structural changes include holding widespread public hear¬ and 2:00 pm in the Tory Breezeway, threatened...Everybody wants a about what exactly an Endangered the possibility of budget cuts to ings on these selective cuts. It- and on January 17 at 2:00 pm in piece of it." Species is, Ramsussen offers this units, reorganization of units, or shouldn't be up to us to do it." Medical Sciences 240. Ramsussen adds in ten years ev¬ helpful insight: 'The spaces are the closure of units. The criteria for Rather than take the opinions of ery square unprotected kilometre places where the species live, of of Alberta will be developed, but course." still the leaders of Alberta's En¬ (ShannonTayloris the producer/ dangered Spaces effort have had host of Terradox, FM88's Environ¬ problems getting the provincial mental Program.) government to commit. IMPORTANT! FEES DUE January 16 Emergency Staff Meeting Friday The last day for payment of the second installment of fees and for payment of fees for Second Term only registrants is January 16, 1991. A penalty of $15.00 will be charged if To Select a New payment has not been received by this date. An additional penalty of $15.00 per month will be assessed for each month in which a student’s fees remain unpaid. Students are reminded that the University cannot accept responsibility for the actions of the post office if payments are not received by the deadline date. Also, if payment is dishonored there will be a $15.00 charge and if not replaced Sports Editor by the appropriate deadline date, the late payment penalty will apply. 3:30 pm Fees are payable at the Office of the Comptroller, 3rd Floor, Administration Building or by mail addressed to the Fees Section, Office of the Comptroller, University of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta, T6G 2M7. Room 282 SUB Friday January 11,1991 Office of the Comptroller Fees Section -Please attend- Opinion Managing Editor: Teresa Pires, 492-5178 Human Rights Office Faces Daunting Task by Lee Craig Although The Gateway risks the reputation of having yet another feminist piece of writing in its pages, this editorial will risk the label in order to address the issue of racism and sexism on campus, as well as the effectiveness of the human rights office which was established last fall. Most reasonable people would not question the need for such an office, given the situation that exists on this campus: -Recently a professor at the U of A, who was found guilty of sexual harassment in 1989, regained his job after appealing the decision. -Five medical professors at the University of Calgary were found guilty of participating in sexual discrimatory practices earlier this year, but are still teaching on the campus. -Last year, the Commission for Equality and Respect was deemed necessary in response to complaints about sexist and racist behavior of engineering students. -Francis Trehearne, one of the recently appointed human rights officers, has expressed his concern about the victimization that occurs on campus. From the 50 sexual harassment complaints filed on campus last year, it is evident that a problem exists. And something must be done on this campus and all campuses about this problem. However, while the idea of having a Human Rights Office is a fine one , whether this office will be effective in practice is questionable. With only two human rights officers and a small operating budget, the Human Rights Office may have a difficult time in dealing with all complaints satisfactorily. To create this office, two previous offices, dealing with sexual harassment and equity matters, were combined. While some may think the amalgamation of the offices will benefit the community, it is legitimate to wonder whether the different types of discrimina¬ tion may become confused — racism and sexism are two specific issues which cannot be lumped together. Although the University has been applauded tirelesssly by many, including the media, the creation of a Human Rights Office does not guarantee that all the problems will be solved. Unfortunately, people often do not realize the difficulties this office may face. A small step towards solving the office's problems would be for all members of the University community to acknowledge the existence of discrimination, in its diferent forms, and to work towards a solution. Letters The UINIVtKbllY • *_ Gateway Cartoon criticizing Islam misguided Although Islam does not need country like Saudi Arabia, which is so obvious from the Qur'an that the anyone to defend it as it has lived supposed to present a model of Is¬ equality of men and women was Advertising 492-4241, Room 234 SUB and sustained a long history of at¬ lamic laws, manages only to never doubted in the entire history tacks from within and from the paralyse its female population. It is of the Islamic state. Even the Main Office 492-5168, Room 282 SUB West, lam shocked to find the same a patriarchal society, which insists headscarf causes no stigma: a sev¬ lashes coming from within the Uni¬ on keeping women dependent on enteen year old American girl who FAX Number 492-4643 versity of Alberta. I am referring to their men. In any conservative so¬ embraced Islam wrote, "I actually Mailing Address Room 259 Students' Union Building, the caricature drawn by Andy ciety, Moslem or otherwise, women like the part about the clothing U of A, Edmonton, AB, T6G 2J7 Phillpotts and the comments that always suffer the consequences of cover. It means people have to look "In Saudi Arabia women aren't al¬ what men started as their own dic¬ at me strictly as a human being. Editor-in-Chief G. Paul Skelhome 492-5168 lowed to even drive a car on the tations and eventually contributed They won't be impressed because Managing Editor Teresa Pires 492-5178 basis that it contravenes Islamic law the outcome to religion so that they I'm wearing a mini-skirt but be¬ News Editors Lee Craig 492-1483 and tradition..." (The Gateway, Dec are not asked to change what be¬ cause I can complete a sentence." Gil McGowan 492-1483 4,1990). come "religious rules." Hence, If this is to the displeasure of Entertainment Editor Mike Evans 492-5178 Before a University student women not allowed to drive in "healthy" young men, then so be it. makes such a sweeping generali¬ Islamic laws and concepts cut down Sports Editor Vacant 492-5068 Saudi Arabia. Anywhere else where zation about Islam, he has to read a others are no less Moslem than the on the opportunities and reasons Photo Editor Ron Sears 492-1482 little more about it instead of ac¬ Saudians, women drive, and this for committing social crimes while Production Editor Winston Pei 492-3423 cepting all the misconceptions that did not turn against their religion. also providing something in return: Circulation Manager Gabino Travassos 492-5168 have been perpetuated for so long. "and among His signs is this, that Advertising Manager Tom Wright 492-4241 These interpreta tions show nothing A. Gaboune He created you mates from among but ignorance and prejudice. And Stereotypes injure yourselves so that you may obtain Contributors: Jonathan McDonald, Todd Saelhof, while it is true women in Saudi peace and tranquillity in them; He Dan Carle, Dan Piagat, Harvey Goldberg, Alp Arabia are not allowed to drive, it is Islam has ordained between you Love and Karcioglu, Sean Costall, Andy Lummis, Stephen not really because of Islam. I feel I must comment on an un¬ mercy. Verily, in that are signs for Islam, contrary to what is gener¬ those who reflect" (Qur'an ,30:21). Notley, Karen Spenrath, John Marcher, Jason usually spiteful cartoon that ap¬ ally believed, gives equal rights to peared in The Gateway's opinion How them can someone a Mus¬ Kapalka, Terry Williams, Paul M. Charest, Darrin women, especially in education and section on December 4. lim kneeing his Islamic sister in the Nielsen, Shannon Taylor, Lisa Hall, Darren Kelly, self-reliance. In the Koran as well in Firstly, the caption is highly inac¬ back meaning to suppress her? The Mark Meer, Jim Gibbon, Paul Matwychuk, Michael the Sunna, women have the rights curate: the fact that women are not word "Islam" itself means peace, Tolboom, Winson Lai, Adam Thrasher, Richard to pursue knowledge and achieve¬ allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia but connotes peace through sub¬ Mapa, Grant J. Venables, Mick Chevalier, Rick ments. In fact, throughout history, has no basis in Islamic law whatso¬ mission to God alone. Then why Harcourt, Doug Smith, Dean Chandellor many Muslim women have fulfilled ever. Secondly, the depiction of a the perverse and ugly cartoon? An their hopes and dreams. For ex¬ man kneeing a completely veiled opinion cartoon is supposed to give All materials appearing in The Gateway are copyright and may not be used without the ample, Khadija, the first wife of the woman in the back to suppress her the public meaningful insights and written permission of The Gateway. Contents of The Gateway are the responsibility of the prophet was a business woman be¬ is far from the truth. Under the true a greater understanding of reality, Editor-in-Chief. All grievances should be submitted in writing to either the Editor-in- fore and during her marriage to the Islamic state (which doesn't exist not to add to the dark layers of Chief, Room 282 SUB, or the Students’ Union Vice-President Internal, Room 259 SUB. All opinions signed by the writer do not necessarily reflect the views of The Gateway. prophet. yet) men and women are treated prejudice and misinformation sur¬ It is, however, a shame that a equally, but not identically. This is rounding Islam. The Gateway • Thursday January 10,1991 • Page 5 Oldest profession could fight the recession

loopholes in its fabric that can not maxim of supply and demand, has and into a light of appreciation and medical facilities). be mended even with an additional always been and will probably al¬ respect. Allow them to organize, Unfortunately, the chances of barrage of patronage senate ap¬ ways be, yet our right wing unionize, sterilize, and PAY this happening are not at all good. pointments. One of these is a ser¬ "Christian" leaders turn coldly TAXES! We would have to not only admit vice not taxed for, yet widely used away from this reality, choosing With the added revenue from that our society could easily sup¬ and in great demand. This service instead to demand tax from less their 7 percent contribution, we port a legal, legitimate sex business, generates millions of dollars annu¬ stable industries such as Canadian might strengthen out weakened but also force some of the prosti¬ ally and employs members of both Publishing. publishing industry. We might also tutes' most regular customers to sexes from varying ethnic commu¬ Our Canadian identity would save millions in health care costs pay G.S.T. for the service...and we nities and of all ages. This most not really be affected by the regu¬ (clean up the prostitutes, educate all know that politicians are rather crucial service is that of prostitu¬ lating and taxing of the thriving them and save them and their cli¬ tight with "their" money. tion. "sex for sale" business, but if our ents trips to our already busy Welcome back; welcome to a Thanks to our rosy-eyed archaic publishing industry, as a result of decade of lower expectations and governments—both federal and this tax, were to vanish, a crucial higher taxation from our leaders. provincial—hookers are not rec¬ element of our national insecurity Welcome to the Goods and Ser¬ ognized as professionals with a would be gone. vices Tax, a tax much loathed yet, trdde (in fact their occupation is Not that this is a new idea, but TWO WHOLE PAGES IN THE thanks to our ingenious govern¬ illegal) and so they collect no taxes why can't we be a mature nation ment, contrived to legitimacy. and pay none for the services which and recognize "professionals" as GATEWAY But although ingenious in its they provide. Their profession, professionals. Take them off the implementation, there are certain which thrives on the capitalist streets, off needles, out of danger. LIVE THE ADVENTURE Letters continued WRITE FEATURES.

ISLAM Room 282 SUB continued from p. 4 Gateway bashes Tories The best way to prevent people Unfortunately, I've had to read But seeing headlines like "Conser¬ from freely choosing a religion is to The Gateway throughout the year vative government wields budget Beat the Big draw convincing and confirmed with a grain of salt. I realize that, as axe" and "Tories bleeding the U of stereotypes so people will not feel with any publication, the material A" in the same issue of the same Deep Freeze the need to ask questions or verify covered and how it is covered will paper, you can pretty much rule with these Hot Hits! information. unavoidably have somewhat of a out objectivity. Perhaps looking at If our only excuses against Islam slant from the viewpoint of the the alternatives can give you a more are stereotypes and rules quoted writer. However, as a newspaper, rounded picture. If you think that, incorrectly or our of context, then the editors and reporters have the once elected, Jean "I talk out of the Ferron maybe we are overlooking a reli¬ responsibility to their readers to be side of my mouth"Chretien is go¬ Phantom gion that overlooks a religion which objective. A newspaper is not a ing to "axe the tax", think again. Center claims to be the Final Testament— means for its writers to sway its Also try to imagine Audrey'TTl the culmination and universaliza¬ readers through use of the power succeed where Ed tion of all previous guidance from of the press. failed"McLaughlin using the God to mankind. Unfortunately, The latest case is the anti-tory ND's miraculous social programs in the face of movies, books, car¬ slant in the article and column of to reduce the debt and cure reces¬ toons and Muslims misrepresent¬ Gil McGowan in the January 8, sions. Personally, I think that the ing Islam only a few will ever real¬ Gateway. It is easy (and popular) to Conservative government under ize that a clear option does exist. blame and attack the present gov¬ Mr. Mulroney is the worst choice ernment for all of its country's of government except for all the A.Syed woes. In fact, government bashing rest. Science II has become a national past-time. It doesn't matter if it is a political slant or the issue of feminism or the "whining and snivelling" of ma¬ F'ggy ture students. We shouldn't, as Duff A letter from Suresh readers, be presented with only Weather out one side of an issue. Don't think of the Storm Over the holidays I spent a con¬ run for office as a councillor. If this as a stand for our current, un¬ siderable amount of time agoniz¬ you're really gung-ho you can may popular provincial and federal ing over how I could write a letter end up as a Gateway Editor or an government. Rather, consider this encouraging more people to get SU Executive. All of these position a stand for objective journalism. involved in the Students' Union. offer valuable experience - from I think I'll skip my usual rhetoric knowledge of University issues to Dan Pigat and get straight to the point: you skills in communication, teamwork Business III can get far more than a degree from and organization. your time at University. And in the The Students' Union's success is job hunt after graduation you will proportional to the quality and ef¬ need more skills than you can find fort of the people involved. If you in the classroom. want to help build a better campus The Students' Union is a seven community and learn some valu¬ million dollar organization re¬ able skills, stay tuned for the sponsible for the operation of sev¬ Gateway ads and involvement op¬ eral businesses like Ratt and portunities. Dewey's, and the provision of es¬ Drop by any of our areas to find sential services likeS.O.R.S.E., Stu¬ out more information about the Prices in effect till January 12, 1991 dent Help and the Info Desks. It SU. If you're interested in running • Limited Quantities represents your concerns to the for office and need some advice, University Administration, Pro¬ feel free to call me at 492-4236. Get vincial Government and Mass involved - your participation will Media. make a difference. There are many ways to get in¬ volved. You can volunteer for one Suresh Mustapha of the SU services or committees or S.U. President [ WEDDING G., how can you say that? "I could murder fourteen to impersonate murderers of women," writes G. Greenaway. women. INVITATIONS (Letters, Dec.6) In his supposedly And how can Greenaway assert SPECIALS THROUGHOUT THE STORE ON DOZENS non-serious version of a killer's that women should "see them¬ n. OF OUR MOST POPULAR ITEMS 433-1622 monologue, he reveals his com¬ selves as people first then as 10469-80 »*• women" when it was not fourteen plicity in an atitude like Lepine's: Mon, Tim, Sat "Feminists," Greenaway writes, are "people" that Lepine killed in mn "stirring up antagonisms." There¬ Montreal? Wad, Thun, Fri. fore, as such anti-feminist logic Weddina World * MO-MO Sun. 1200-100 proceeds, it's time to visit the rifle G. Hill k Formerly Mamies Wedding World * “Everything For A Beautiful Wedding” shop, or for people like Greenaway, Grad Studies III 1,1 - Page 6 • Thursday January 10,1990 • The Gateway Weak-minded interfaculty warriors are wankers Mall, sharing a smiley cup of have thought they were exercising time to stop and think. Insults and old argument, or call for a utopian cappucino with more Business their right to express their views; rude comments are pacifiers for campus where we all study in har¬ students than you could shake a really, all they seemed to be doing those insecure enough about their mony, but trying to get along with briefcase at. Several of his compan¬ was showing how insecure they own personalities to have to make each other is never a bad idea. The ions had written angry letters pro¬ are by dumping on other faculties up for it with a lot of derogatory whole idea of a "university" is testing this fellow's opinion piece instead of being proud of theirown. remarks about others. universality; that is, encompassing — it seems unlikely to me that this Weak-minded people point out Of course, not just inter-faculty a wide range of peoples, disciplines, Arts guy and the Business boys other people's faults so that people sniping is an issue here — it ap¬ studies, and beliefs. Students had talked things out, understood won't notice theirs. Familiarity plies to sexist, racist, or should start to realize this long one another, and become friends. breeds contempt, and so when homophobic sentiments on cam¬ before they get to university: call¬ something unfamiliar comes along, pus and everywhere. Remember ing people names and making fun More likely, they were just people tend to nervously lampoon all the intolerance generated by of them because they're not like you should stay in the playground, Last year at this time, a clash a bunch of wankers, it to make up for their ignorance. with the children. between Arts and Business stu¬ wanking themselves and Since Arts students are incompe¬ tent at physics, we say that Engi¬ Weak-minded people point dents broke out after an Artsie went each other in the on the offensive with a Gateway neers have no brains, only calcula¬ out other people’s faults so Gateway’s editorial pages. opinion piece, decrying Business tors. Business students know all that people won’t notice students and accusing them of about Keynes and Galbraith, but theirs. selling out for BMW's instead of an More likely, they were just a bunch not Eisenstein and Hitchcock, so education. Response from Business of wankers, wanking themselves they figure that Arts students get GALOC's "Jean Day" last year? students came quick and furious, and each other in the Gateway's six credits for screwing in a light First we had reasoned arguments, and Arts students were accused of editorial pages. And while most bulb. Insults like these are pretty then came the "Bag A Fag" t-shirts. being aimless and apathetic, unlike wanking is harmless, theirs harmless, but all too often they lie Don't like something? Don't un¬ their Business counterparts. The sparked off a lot of semi-hateful at the top of something much derstand it? What to do? Make fun week following this Artsie's edito¬ rivalry that fuelled the usual worse. When people feel a need to of it. Insult it. Tell everybody how rial, I can remember seeing this internecine university feuds that spend a lot of time thinking of ways much you hate it instead of recog¬ same "outraged" Artsie on more are carried on by certain members to put down other faculties and nizing it as something different. than one occasion at the most noto¬ of each faculty. other people's interests instead of I'm not trying to revive a year- rious Business hangout in HUB These people and others might being proud of their own, then it's

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The Russia House more credit to her voice coach than anybody directed by Fred Schepisi else. She looks perhaps a bit more glamor¬ starring Sean Connery, Michelle Pfeiffer, ous than one could expect of the average James Fox and Roy Scheider Russian housewife, but hey, she's Michelle Famous Players Pfeiffer. She's beautiful. The movie also sports an impressive cast by Stephen Notley of supporting characters, most of them In the wake of recent movies like The playing various espionage types. Roy Godfather Part III, Edward Scissorhands, Dances Scheider turns in a better-than-average With Wolves ,Awakenings, and (gag!) Home performance as the CIA operative of the Alone, people seem, oddly enough, to have international investigation and James Fox is rather passed The Russia House over. This is pretty good as the more competent English a mistake. agent. Klaus Maria Brandauer's Dante, Much has been made of Sean Connery Blair's Russian colleague, is very dower and and Michelle Pfeiffer's performances, and very Russian, or at least he looks pretty they are excellent. Russian. Though Sean Connery has, like Nicholson, Also looking pretty Russian are the Rus¬ made a career of playing versions of himself, sian landscapes, which were actually shot in this at least is a Sean Connery who's realisti¬ the Sovet Union. There a lot of lingering cally (well, semi-realistically) starting to shots of Mactual Soviet locations!!, and al¬ show his age. He describes himself as an though after a while you get the feeling that unmade bed, which is a pretty good call. He they were so pleased that they could shoot in plays Barley Blair, drunken British publisher, Russia that they lost control, they are good who gets a mysterious document from a shots, and they really add an air of verisi¬ Russian colleague, and gets pulled into the militude and atmosphere to the film. espionage/spy network as a result. Like most What really makes The Russia House shine, Connery performances, it's good simply what really makes it one of the best films of because you buy the character and he's in¬ the year, is the script by Tom Stoppard. I've teresting to look at and listen to. He's not the never read Le Carre's book, but apparently sort of actor who's acting calls attention to Stoppard's script follows it religiously, and itself as being "great," like De Niro or Irons; it feels like it on the screen. The script is so he's just convincing, and interesting. good, in fact, that though The Russia House is The same is true of Michelle Pfeiffer, who's ostensibly a spy thriller, there's not one inci¬ obviously past playing on her looks and is dence of violence in the whole movie, and finally coming into her own as a talented quite frankly I didn't miss it one bit. It's a actress. She plays Katya, a housewife con¬ powerfully intelligent film that genuinely scripted by Barley's Russian colleague into discards American jingoism and looks at the delivering his secret manuscipt. The reality of the absence of the Cold War head "housewife" part is rather more intersting on without flinching or wimping out, which than the "spy in spite of herself" part, and surprised the hell out of me. It's a good she spends a good portion of the movie kilometre and a half down the road down seeming somewhat put out by how compli¬ which The Hunt For Red October took for a suffers from every fault the absence of which shots of Mactual Russian locations!!, and al¬ cated her life has just become. Unlike few lumbering steps. Strangely, before the makes The Russia House brilliant. And it is though after a while you get the feeling that Connery, she also has to wrestle with a Rus¬ showing I saw, they had a preview of Not brilliant, so go see it.Equally beautiful are they were so pleased that they could shoot in sian accent through the whole film, which Without My Daughter, the new Sally Field the Russian landscapes, which are actual Russia that they went a bit overboard, they sounds reasonable, though that's probably god-those-Arabs-suck epic that looks like it Russian locations. There a lot of lingering really add to the verisimilitude of the film. Profs present proof of purchase

the door. motif. Embrace the Maelstrom: From the En¬ And about the show — it is a collection of dangered Spaces Series and Rapprochement at painting, etching, industrial design, Hummingbird Creek are black on white etch¬ printmaking and furniture. I was thinking ings of almost transparent figures sifting maybe it should be more eclectic, like maybe through a sandstorm of complicated tex¬ they could have a mime or somebody tures. Even though the figures are incom¬ squishing a rat between cinder blocks, but, plete, they express great range of emotion hey, tastes differ. and make for an inspired jumble. There's a big bootiful giant painting of a The Bruce Bentz furniture items are real moody face by Darci Mallon called A.T., conversation pieces. I especially like Court¬ which is one of the only paintings in this ship, this table with fish on it. show. I like the expression on the subject's Another series of etchings that impressed face, which is pretty vacant, with big rub¬ me were Doris Freadrich's Interchange and bery black lines surrounding her. The litho¬ Transformation . The bubble of whiteness in graphs by Lyndal Osborne, especially Per¬ the centre of Transformation attracted some sona, are powerful scrunchy things. Persona weird attention, but the composition of the has only the suggestion of a face, but it is so work was able to support this. distorted and disturbed, with such a caustic I kind of liked seeing the staff exposed and range of hateful colors, that the unknown naked before me. They've promised to be in image will sear to your skin and brand you. the buff at the opening tonight, but since I really have no idea what this means, but they are serving food, I hope they at least then I have no idea what the painting means; wear socks. Regardless of how little they still, it's wonderful to look at. Kind of this wear, they do seem to be a creative bunch struggling face trying to bite its way out of and maybe we should keep them around for a few more years, or at least as long as their Liz Ingramm s two nudes are a FigureStudy in charcoal. the paper. Liz Ingram's Figure Study duo is an almost Staff show 2 students how to paint, print, bind, etch, build life-size charcoal nude. The blanket of thick FAB Gallery and spew other creative spunk, the profs black lines that strip the skin off the top half Inside: through January 27 exhibit themselves in the hope this reinforces of each figure make this study more than their competency and ability. Hmm. Ex¬ just a rehearsal. The sheer size of these Paul Simon says review by Gabino Vidal Travassos hibiting their work to reassure themselves sketches, added to the weight of the black¬ The Audiophile Twice a year the staff of the University of that they've still got it. ness, give these figures a noticeable pres¬ Alberta drop their pants and fling them¬ Well, anyway. I'll try not to think about ence in the gallery. Binary Bonfires selves upon an audience of snarling stu¬ that too much. The opening is tonight. Ad¬ The etchings by Karen Dugas have this dents and staff. After months of teaching mission is granted if you wave an I.D. card at Deuteronymous Bosch self-inflicted pain Page 8 • Thursday January 10,1991 • The Gateway

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Paul Simon brought his seventeen piece, international band to the Coliseum Monday for a smorgasbord of musical styles.

Paul Simon in the music business. His performance re¬ Northlands Coliseum flected his growth and the varying styles he -15 YEARS IN THE MAKING -1/2 MILLION DOLLARS LATER - GET READY FOR THE 2ND COMING! Monday, January 7 has employed since the mid-60s. However, his two most recent albums, Graceland and by Kathy Spenrath Rhythm of the Saints were clearly the main¬ Armed with Brazilian rhythms, infectious stay for the evening. Although the crowd — calypso beats and an collection of the top ranging from teens to grandparents — musicians from three continents, Paul Simon seemed to appreciate Simon's folk roots, his ail (teat eloquently proved that he was "bom at the newest music was greeted with the most right time," as he performed at the Coliseum appreciation. January 7. After performing revivified versions of This theme was carried throughout the "Graceland" and "You Can Call Me Al," the evening, beginning with the familiar yet soft-spoken Simon remarked "You like it. haunting drumming that spread its way Okay, we'll do it again," and kept the crowd through the crowd as Simon and his 17 on its feet, dancing in the dark. member band performed the first hit from Simon shared the spotlight various mem¬ his latest album, "The Obvious Child." bers of his international band, including The mix of cajun and zydeco music in guitarist Vincent Nguini, saxophonist Simon's latest work provided the backbone Michael Brecker and drummer Steve Gadd. for this musical feast which warmed the Despite being dwarfed by the giant, three¬ hearts of 17,000 fans who braved -30 degree tiered stage towering behind him, Simon temperatures to see the master perform. was clearly the dominating force on stage. The reggae influence in "Cecilia," His performance was full of easy grace and "Kodachrome" and "Mother and Child Re¬ his distinct voice never faltered beneath the union" became even more evident in light of accompaniment of the complex drum beats. Simon's recent innovations and were fur¬ His music provides toe-tapping rhythms and ther augmented by calypso seasoning. Even sensible and realistic lyrics by which to live. the subdued "Bridge Over Troubled Water" That such a diminutive, unprepossessing was revitalized by Simon's new experiments. gentleman could produce such an impact on Simon, 49, has explored virtually all facets three generations should make them feel, of popular music in his two and a half decades too, that they were "bom at the right time." WHAT LAWS Hey Entertainment OF NATURE ? hacks! You have your editor's fervent wish that your holiday was as relaxing as a holiday can possibly be — but now it is time to impress NOW OPEN him with your dedication to excellence, eloquence and Elia Fitzgerald. AT 10345 - 105 ST., EDMONTON Friday, 3:00 pm. Gateway FORA MEMBERSHIP CALL 425-6856 Music, theatre, film and fun to be distributed. 24 HRS. Bring bribes. western Canada's best-kept secret is "coming out"! Not there, can't shave; can't shave, please phone. FLASHBACK IS A PRIVATE CLUB FOR MEMBERS + THEIR GUESTS Page 10 • Thursday January 10,1991 • The Gateway The Audiophile

Vision Thing industrial. "Something Fast", the album's If you can imagine a jazz (and I use this ballad, is another Sisters success, although it term very loosely here) sound that is THE SISTERS OF MERCY: The Sisters of Mercy WEA is nowhere near as moving as "1959". reminiscent of Quaker Oats instant VISION THING "Ribbons", their most cutting number ever, oatmeal with too much water, then you've I was explaining the advantages of blan¬ is a track to weed out the emotionally un¬ hit the mark. This is an album that ket statements and the use of prejudgement, stable, showcasing singer/songwriter An¬ presupposes that an irritating, no-guts when she interrupted, "It's my turn to play drew Eldritch's haunting voice, alongside easy listening style with a heavily layered a tape, so put this one in." I had somehow intense keyboard/guitar accompaniment. disco beat is enjoyable to listen to. The managed to sentence myself to an eight hour Other songs are of the alternative dance club saxophonist for the now defunct Pat Sajak road trip with the rather pretty girl, who was song variety. Eldritch proves that he has not Late Night show, Dave Koz's middle of apparently still determined to civilize me lost his uniquely depressing, yet tongue-in- the road abilities has about as much soul musically. "Aw, c'mon, I don't want to hear cheek lyrical abilities and insight, with pas¬ as the theme song for Wheel of Fortune. any of that country music again..." Of sages such as "You bought a mask, I put it All of his compositions, including a cover course I lost out, but it didn't turn out to be on/You never thought to ask me/if I wear it version of Richard Marx's "Endless the likes of Randy Travis. Out went the when you're gone/Get real/Get another" Summer Nights", sound like extended Misfits, in went Vision Thing, the Sisters' long More commercial songs, retaining the band's saxophone solos that punctuate Whitney awaited follow-up toFloodland. As the sound make this album worth your while. Houston songs. If you desire to hear jazz mileage increased, so did my love and respect Terry Williams at its best and finest, then give a listen to for this album. Less self indulgent than its Dave Koz John Coltrane or Gene Ammons. If, on occasionally ponderous predecessor. Thing Dave Koz the other hand, you want to experience contains eight songs that will draw the group Capitol music which has been systematically its largest following, ever, with danceable lowered to a state where Kenny G begins tunes like "More", and "Detonation Boule¬ Redundantly stupid is the first thought to start sounding like a jazz genius of epic vard", which sounds like Animotion gone that comes to mind when listening to stature then pick up Dave Koz. You'll saxophonist Dave Koz's debut album. probably find it under U for Ugh.

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Melanie Griffith is getting much the other four do. closer to being considered a genuine actress It isn't that a filmmaker does not have the and is quite fine here as the libidinous South¬ right to adapt his source to a new medium. ern belle mistress (I'd like to know, though, Of course, the two movies mentioned above why her directors feel it so essential to the which are novel adaptations are remarkably development of her character that she bare faithful to their sources, in contrast to Vanities. her breasts for the camera — remember her Still, Zeffirelli excised large portions of Hamlet vacuuming in high heels and a French maid's to accomodate a cinematic treatment. The apron in Working Girl? De Palma manages to real problem with Vanities is that, although keep Griffith's nipples poking over the top it still contains some of the caustic wit and of her brassiere for almost two full hours in powerful parody of Wolfe's original, it is this movie). The supporting actors are also essentially the work of a straw man, a stylish deserving of at least some commendation, technician without a soul. especially F. Murray Abraham, Saul Rubinek, As a filmmaker, De Palma is a craftsman Morgan Freeman and Kim Cattrall. Cattrall not an artisan. He has produced some of the in particular is screamingly funny as McCoy's most visually notable films in Hollywood frigid, anorexic, brittle and vacuous socialite over the past decade but, even so, they are all wife. devoid of genuine innovation or artistic Ultimately however, this movie collapses courage. Body Double was reprehensibly beneath De Palma's ham-handed manipula¬ misogynist and stupid to boot. Dressed to Kill tion of its themes and becomes, within fifteen was De Palma's tribute to Alfred Hitchcock. minutes of its conclusion, a pretty house of The Untouchables contained his fawning du¬ cards. The pacing is peculiar, his constant plication of Sergei Eisenstein's Battleship use of a fish-eye lens to represent the moral Potemkin and was saved only by a script corruption of the hypocritical characters courtesy of David Mamet, good art direc¬ (they're distorted, get it?), his broad, cartoon tion, formidable casting and Armani suits. style and his moralizing tone all conspire to Vanities is essentially a broken promise, a turn Vanities into an extended film school teasing, limp-lipped kiss. exercise. It's really pretty, but winds up with It's true that the choice of Tom Hanks as nothing to say. All of which betrays Wolfe's Sherman McCoy, Master of the Universe, vision of his novel as a biting contemporary seems odd. His inescapable charisma im¬ comedy of manners. pairs the perception of his character as an And this is a terrible shame because the egocentric, manipulative, avaricious yuppie. film begins well enough and it does contain This particular instance of casting against some genuinely affective moments. McCoy's The beautiful people do what they can in a losing cause type does nothing to service the film. In¬ reconciliation with his father is one such stead, the overwhelming impression created scene and yet it could have had tremendous Bonfire of the Vanities bling in the trade papers because of Brian De is of a 12 year old fish out of water trapped power if the remainder of the narrative were directed by Brian De Palma Palma's decision to depart from the text of inside the body of a 30 year old bond-trader as truthful as this three minute sequence. starring Tom Hanks, Melanie Griffith Tom Wolfe's eponymous novel than — wait who has learned, at least, not to nibble the Instead, the clever jokes, human emotions and Bruce Willis a minute—the press bitched about Godfather kernels off cocktail corncobs. and wicked satire of this film are isolated Famous Players III, the choice of Mel Gibson as Hamlet, It seems somehow churlish to criticize islands in a dull ocean, a fumbling, by- the- Michelle Pfeiffer's dubiously dowdy Rus¬ Hanks, or the other actors in this movie, for book, teenage seduction that barely beats by Mike Evans sian housewife and Kevin Costner's inordi¬ the shortcomings of this film. Bruce Willis is the throw to first base despite looking like a This movie was preceded by more grum¬ nate courage this Christmas season too. Un¬ adequate as the dissolute reporter whose monster in the batter's box. ..but the original still burns The Bonfire of the Vanities busy worrying about stepping on someone's Tom Wolfe toes — which is what writing should be Farrar, Strauss and Giroux (hardcover) about. Wolfe puts on his steel-toed work Bantam (paperback) boots and gets to business. Although the entire North American con¬ by Jason Kapalka tinent must have heard the plot outline for Okay, shut up about the movie. If you Bonfire by now. I'll summarize briefly for the really want to slobber over Melanie Griffith, benefit of those those who've been eating the new paperback edition of the novel has walrus-burgers in Tuktoyuktuk for the last a nice droolworthy photo of her on the cover three years. Supersuccessful yuppie bonds (flanked by Tom Hanks and Bruce Willis, for trader Sherman McCoy, who is so egotistical those whose tastes run to men). And once he thinks of himself as a Master of the Uni¬ you're done salivating, you might find that verse (yes, with capitals), finds his life turn¬ the material inside the cover — a book, ing into a living nightmare after he and his y'know? Movable print, y'know? — is aw¬ Southern belle mistress are involved — sort fully tasty itself. of — in a car accident in the Bronx that For Tom Wolfe, author of famous quasi- leaves a black youth in a coma. Sherman's RPPGARIfiG UKOnGSDAY fictional books like The Right Stuff and The case becomes a political, legal and fiscal Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Bonfire of the vortex that spirals wildly out of control as JANUARY 16 Vanities is his first foray into out-and-out various New York factions manipulate him make-believe. It's also his latest humungous for their own ends. Through the eyes of best-seller but, despite this, it is a fine book. several fascinating , if not always sympa¬ 9 pm - (Tlidnite It's intensely funny and manages to skewer thetic, characters, we get to see urban decay, just about every Western institution exist¬ racial hatred and injustices in the court and ing. economic systems. Among other targets, Wolfe tackles Wall Sounds pretty heavy but Wolfe's keen eye Street, yuppies, spineless politicians, un¬ and finely honed wit keep the proceedings ethical media types, a criminal justice sys¬ darkly humourous even as they plunge into tem that devours thousands of cases like the most disgusting cesspools of human "chow" to sustain itself, racism, unscrupu¬ hypocrisy and prejudice. Without being lous black rights activists, sleazy Brits, stu¬ preachy or propagandistic, the novel inspires pid Yanks infatuated with British culture, a anger and dissatisfaction with the status police force where being Irish is inevitable, quo. In short, it pretty much kicks butt. the evasiveness of truth, the nature of real¬ I don't know what more you could want ity, and, oh yeah, the Gay First Strike Force. for your eight bucks (for the paperback, that One would think that Wolfe must walk a is). Forget the movie. You're a university very fine line to keep all this from getting out student, right? You can read, right? Chuck of control. Well, he doesn't. He comes on like those textbooks for a while and chow down a rogue buffalo in a pottery class. And then, on one of the best popular novels to come a little later on, he gets really destructive. down the chute in a long time. And if you And, to me at least, it's refreshing as hell to don't like the book, you can always cut out read something where the author wasn't too Melanie Griffith and tack her up on the wall. Sports Acting Sports Editors: Todd Saelhof & Jonathan McDonald, 492-5068 B-Ball Huskies mush into Bear Country

Saskatchewan vs Bears While the Bears disappointed in ready in jeopardy, as they travel to Golden Bear Invitational. While the rebounds with 10.2 per game. Friday and Saturday, 8:15 pm Lethbridge, the Huskies hosted the the Retirement Village to play the Huskies are an improved team over Saskatchewan's Matt McCullough Main Gym 6 and 2 Victoria Vikings. Despite Vikings for two this weekend. last year as parity has taken over in is eighth in the league with 18.8 losing by 15 points in the first game, "This weekend's games are re¬ Canada West, the Bears should take ppg, while Doug Wegren is 13th by Jonathan McDonald the Huskies lost by only two on ally key," said Bears' head coach two at home after last week's de¬ (13.3), Blair Garneau is 16th (12.2), After losing two games to the Saturday night. Don Horwood. "Last week's bacle at Lethbridge. Darrin Rask is 18th (10.8), and Dean Lethbridge Pronghorns last week¬ Third-place Lethbridge, led by Lethbridge losses were really a step Parting Shots: Presently, Rick Wiebe is 19th (10.6). The Huskies end, the Bears have returned home CIAU player-of-the-week Harbir backwards for us, so we realise how Stanley leads the Bears in Canada have greater balance in their scoring to face the Saskatchewan Huskies. Bains, is playing at British Colum¬ crucial these games are for us." West scoring with 26 points-per- than the Bears, but if any players Currently in fourth place in Canada bia this Friday and Saturday. The This is the Bears' first series of the game, currently second in the league among their top five can be con¬ West with a 3 and 5 record, the Thunderbirds were lucky to escape year against Saskatchewan. In the behind British Columbia's J.D. tained, the Bears could hold the Bears are tenuously holding on to Calgary last weekend with a sweep, 1989-90 campaign the Bears easily Jackson (28.3), while Brian Halsey Huskies to less than their 89 points- the final playoff spot in the league, beating the Dinosaurs by four and swept the last-place Huskies in is twelfth with 14.7 ppg and rookie per-game average... Horwood has just one game ahead of the Huskies five points in the series. The last- league play, and crushed them in Scott Martell is 20th with 10.3 ppg. moved his family from Glenora into and their 2 and 6 mark. place Dinos' playoff hopes are al¬ the GPAC Invitational and the Stanley is also tops in the league in a larger west-end home. Do or Die for Pandas Saskatchewan vs. Pandas pied by the British Columbia Friday and Saturday, 6:30 pm Thunderbirds. UBC, having lost two Main Gym to powerhouse Calgary last week, are hosting the Pronghorns this by Jonathan McDonald weekend. The Pronghorns, at 6 and Is it too early to get frantic about 2, are looking very strong, and a the Pandas basketball team? sweep of the T-Birds would vault Maybe, just maybe it's a little them into no less than a second- early for panicking, but the Pandas place position in Can West. are in a bit of trouble. 1 win, 7 losses, Quite simply, a Pandas sweep of and tied for last place in Canada the Huskies could push them into West league action with the Uni¬ fourth spot in the league. With a versity of Saskatchewan Huskies. trip down Highway 2 next week for Guess who's coming to town this a pair with the Dinos, the Pandas weekend? Those very same Hus¬ realize that it is basically now or kies. The CanWest cellar dwellers never. It's a toss-up with the Hus¬ will fight each other to escape the kies, as they managed to split four basement. The winner gains a re¬ league games with the Pandas last prieve, even if only a short reprieve. season The loser, well, the loser may have Hilko has been thinking a lot to start planning for some changes about her top three scorers - Joanna in the 1991-92 campaign. Ross, at 15.5 points per game, Tracey "We're excited," said Pandas Cook (9.6), and Susan Chalmers (9.3) coach Diane Hilko earlier this week, - and Tracie Wilkie, whom Hilko after witnessing her Pandas get considers an integral part of the blown out at the hands of the third- offense and who happened to click place Lethbridge Pronghorns. "This eleven times from the floor last is a big weekend for us." January 26 in a two-point victory Saskatchewan has just come off over the Huskies. "We can't win if 3 two devastating defeats to Victoria, we lack consistency from the top •5 by scores of 91-60 and 90-51. If any- four," said Hilko. That’s just what (3 thing, things are getting worse for has happened this season. g the Huskies. Is it too early to get frantic about $ This series could not be coming the Pandas, with twelve games left at a better time for the Pandas. They on the schedule? "No question, it's Bears' co-captain Rick Stanley hopes to dominate the Huskies like he did the T-Birds are currently one game behind the do or die," said Hilko. last playoff spot, currently occu¬ Bears show Iron Side

big pillows on his legs. boost for his confidence and the Ultimately, whether either the gap is closing. Ironside, 20, is a science student, teams' confidence in him." netminder is a little left of centre "Gavin Armstrong's got the best and a freshman for the Bears. He Rob Glasgow, the CWUAA really doesn't matter. The Bears are average in the league and is being has only played in five games all player of the week after a three the best team in the Canada West challenged more by Scott Ironside. season but right now has the sec¬ goal, three assist weekend against and the second best in Canada. To We'll take it (the playing situation) Saturday night at Clare Drake ond best goals-against — ahead is Lethbridge, feels that either achieve this, more pucks have had game by game. Right now we're Arena, Scott Ironside, the usual the man he hopes to one day re¬ netminder can get the job done. "It to end up in the other guys' net at confident that either guy can get in back-up goaltender for the Golden place. doesn't matter who's in there; the the end of the game than in the there and do the job," Moores said. Bears, had a rare start. With starter Papa Bear Armstrong realizes team plays confident in front of Bears'. This has happened ten times By the end of this weekend Scott Gavin Armstrong having the best what the young student is going them." so far and looks to happen a lot Ironside may not have even broken goals-against in the Canada West, through sitting, and waiting for The Goalies are often a hockey team's before the season is through. a sweat. Sitting on the bench, he it is a tough nut to crack getting ice Call. The day when he will be the oddballs-the eccentrics. Many have Bears Coach Billy Moores was will once more watch, wait, hope time when it really counts. As a starter. ritualistic and superstitious things aglow when speaking of his and learn. result. Ironside's role has been to "I spent three quarters of last year that must be followed, or else the goaltenders. The fire is burning hotter for the watch and learn. in the same situation and then Goalie Gods will not bless their net. It was a risk to keep Ironside on Bears now that the season is in the Ironside came away with his first Johnny (Krill — last year's man on On the Bears, it seems, both are like as the back-up, but the move has second half, and Ironside's role may shutout of the season and first since top) got hurt and I got to any other player — just one of the paid great dividends. There are well be more important in the days, ever thinking about strapping those play...(Ironside's win was) a big boys. now two goalies who can play, and weeks and seasons, that lie ahead. The Gateway • Thursday January 10,1991 • Page 13

Hockey Bears battle big shootin1 Bobcats

Bobcats vs. Golden Bears to be a good test for us," said the the Bear blueliners have done more playing so well in front of you, it league game, but our main focus Clare Drake Arena Bears number one pipe guardian defensively than just clear that first almost gets lonely back in my end now is this weekend. We need the Fri. Jan. 11th 7:30 pm Gavin Armstrong. rebound. The Green and Gold have because you never see the puck for four points and that's the way we're (FM88-7:29 pm) According to the Canada West allowed only 40 goals for a league¬ a while." going to look at it," said Golden Sat. Jan. 12th 7:30 pm mathematicians, the 'Cats have put leading 2.86 goals against average. Ultimately, the Bears hope the Bear forward Cory Clouston. the puck past opposition That figure is 15 better than the puck will be seen more often in the Indeed, the Bears are going to by Todd Saelhof goaltenders a league-high 72 times. number two squads on the goals Bobcats' net this coming weekend need a pair of victories to stay atop It's being billed the league's best In fact, four Brandon forwards oc¬ against list - the Calgary Dinosaurs than behind Armstrong and the Canada West totem pole. offence against the league's best cupy positions in top ten scoring. and the Regina Cougars. Ironside. Calgary and the UBC Thunderbirds defence. Center Gary Gaudet sits second 'This year there's a real attitude "You have to look at (Brandon) sit one and two points back re¬ This weekend, the University of with twenty-seven points through and a real team concept towards as being one of the best offensive spectively, and are awaiting a Bear Alberta Golden Bears hope to fourteen games. Winger Dave defence. The forwards are coming teams in the league. We have to breakdown. Coach Bill Moores, continue their winning ways at Schettler boasts a bridesmaid goal back hard to pick up their men, the shut them down and with our de¬ therefore, needs not only a routine home with a two-game clash ver¬ tally total of 13 for two dozen points, defence are clearing the front of the fence being the best in the league I defensive outing from his troops, sus the University of Brandon fourth best in Canada West, while net and clearing out those re¬ think we can overcome that," but also big offence to thwart any Bobcats. The'Cats enter this week¬ David Whistle has picked up 23, bounds. It's really easy to play for Ironside said. assault by the 'Cats. Sophomore end in seventh spot overall with and Richard Oswald 20. this team this year," said With Faceoff '91 just around the Clouston, himself a big gun for the nine points, but have an arsenal of "They're a team that's not going Armstrong who also sports the corner (Jan. 15th) and probably Bears, has banged home six goals high regard, potent enough to to score a lot of goals off their Canada West best save percentage front and center on the minds of on the season. knock off the number one Bears forechecking. It's mostly their of .903. most Bears, the task of beating the "I've just had a lot more confi¬ should they fall into hibernation. three-on-twos and two-on-ones Sidekick Ironside, who notched Bobcats could be tougher than ex¬ dence (this year). The coach has "(Brandon's) a tough team for us which are dangerous, and my job his first shutout in a 4-0 downing of pected. played me a little bit more. I used to play. They've got a lot of small, is just to stop that first shot and the Lethbridge Pronghorns last "We had a team meeting, to score in junior and now it's start¬ quick forwards that are tough for hope that our guys can dear the weekend, colorfully added to (Monday), and we talked about ing to catch up with me, I hope," us to hit. I mean, our defence is first rebound," Armstrong said. Armstong's toast of the Bear Faceoff. We've got it all out in the said the former Sherwood Park made up of a lot of big guys that So far this year, Armstrong, defensemen. open that when that game comes Crusader captain. like to play the body, so it's going partner in crime Scott Ironside, and "When you've got guys that are up we're going to play it like a

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by Todd Saelhof seven day star in the last three for fifth with a dozen points. The Rob Glasgow has the Lethbridge weeks. Captain Doug McCarthy last two spots in Canada West are STUDENT LEGAL SERVICES Pronghorns’ number. was named C. W.U.A. A. player of held by the Brandon Bobcats and For the second time in his five the week for his performance in the Lethbridge Pronghorns with OF EDMONTON year stint as a hockey Bear for the the Alberta Universities' Cup nine and six points respectively. 114 Law Centre, U. of A. University of Alberta, Glasgow was Tournament in the dying days of awarded the Canada West player '90. The Golden Bears captured 492-2226 of the week award. The Golden that cup with victories over the A Free Community Service Bear forward racked up a half 'Homs, the Calgary Dinosaurs, and Provided by University of Alberta Law Students dozen points, including his fifth, the N.A.I.T. Ookpiks. sixth, and seventh goals of the CANADA WEST UPDATE: The OTHER OFFICE LOCATIONS season, in a two game sweep of the Bears hold down first with 20 •Music*Celebrities*Fantasy* McLeod: 10132 - 100 Si. 425-3356 •Door-size*W*ttsney*Nostelgia» Pronghorns to win the award. points, one ahead of Calgary and Southside: 2 Fir, 7603 - 104 St. 432-0770 Ironically, the 1989-'90 campaign two ahead of UBC who split a pair •Movies & Movie Stars Weslend: #206, 15517 Stony Pin. Rd. 486-0084 saw Glasgow pick up first time of games in head-to head action nr honours with an offensive explo¬ last weekend. Saskatchewan sits NOW OPEN IN sion against the same 'Horn squad. fourth with 16. The Huskies stole Movie Poster Shop Dept. “U” SUB-ROOM #278 Glasgow became the second Bear only one game of two versus m 3600 21 ST. N.E. Calgary Alta. T2E 6V6 to hold hockey's version of the Manitoba who are tied with Regina 1403-250-7588 Tuesday & Thursday 12:00 - 2:00 pm J Page 14 • Thursday January 10,1991 • The Gateway

Worldly V-Ball Bears set out for Winnipeg bears pandas by Avi Goldberg head coach Pierre Baudin was finals in March. The Bears will Saskatchewan, the University of It is now time to ring in the new pleased with the way things turned have a chance to work on these Waterloo, the University of year for everyone, and that means out for his team. "It was a very options this weekend at the Uni¬ Victoria, and the host University of schedule anew beginning fortheUniversity good tour with the educational versity of Winnipeg Invitational Winnipeg. of Alberta Golden Bear Volleyball aspect being as important as the Tournament. Heading into this weekend's team. The Bears returned from a volleyball experience," he said. This exhibition tourney will pro¬ tournament so soon after return¬ productive yet unvictorious Euro¬ "The professional teams that we vide a great opportunity for the ing from Europe, some of Baudin's forjan '91 pean whirlwind tour. The Bears played would have beaten our Bears to face some stiff competion players are still battling jet-lag, as gained a lot of experience on the national team." without worrying about being at well as minor cold and flu symp¬ tour, but unfortunately experi¬ As for the Bears' future without the top of their game right after the toms. And of course there is the enced some pretty big losses as Joel Kern, Baudin was a little less winter break. The Bears will at¬ usual pile of nagging injuries that 11 FRI 7:30 PM well. upbeat. "It's going to be tough to tempt to find the right combina¬ will probably be around for the BEARS HOCKEY B. U. The team is not that concerned replace Joel, and right now we are tion this weekend, while facing in rest of the season. with the fact that they were bombed struggling to find the best combi¬ their own pool the number one BEAR ESSENTIALS: The Bears 11 FRI 6:30 PM by some pretty powerful teams in nation to do it," said Baudin. ranked University of Manitoba, have fallen out of the top 10 Canada PANDAB-BALL UofS Europe, but they are more con¬ Baudin and the Bears have a few and the number three ranked rankings, with the surprising surge cerned with the fact that they lost possibilities that they can employ University of Laval. Rounding out of other Canada West teams, most 11 FRI 8:15 PM their starting right side player Joel in attempting to construct a new their four team pool is the Univer¬ notably the Calgary Dinos...The BEARS B-BALL UofS Kern to an injury incurred on the line-up that will hopefully carry sity of Regina. Bears have 10 conference matches mountainous Alps of Switzerland. them through the second half of The second pool in the tourna¬ remaining in their season versus 11 FRI 7:00 PM - 8:30 PM In commenting on the trip. Bears' the season and on to the national ment includes the University of Calgary on January 18 and 19. BEARS WREST CLASSIC

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The hockey game with a history! Supported by the Uof A Students’ Union. The Gateway • Thursday January TO, 1991 • Page 15 Wrestlers roll out TITANS STUDENT SPECIAL welcome mats $175.00 PER YEAR (Paid in Full) (2 for 1 special - $299.00 plus GST) OFFER EXPIRES JANUARY 31,1991 by Dan Pigat wrestlers include Wade Spelrum takes place in the Butterdome Fri¬ * Computerized Rowing Machine This weekend the Golden Bear (119 lb), a possible Cl AU contender; day evening between 7 pm and * Stair Aerobics Wrestling team hosts the Univer¬ Pascal Bonnet (125 or 134 lb), a 8:30 pm, and Saturday from 10 am * Life Cycles sity of Alberta Classic. This meet, silver medalist at the CIAU Junior until 4 pm. The midafternoon * Suntanning packages which showcases both university Championships; Ron Morie (134 matches may be more interesting * Pro Shop, Showers, Juice Bar and high school athletes, is a lb), 6th-place finisher at the Cl AU’s to watch as there are more mis¬ Monday - Thursday 6 am - midnight preparation event for the Canada last year; James Matsune (134 or matches and countless bodies will West Finals. 150 lb), who is the Alberta blackbelt fly through the air with the great¬ Fri 6 am -10:30 pm Sat/Sun 9:30 am - 8 pm Attending the tournament are judo champion and a treat for sore est of ease. The finals, however, Look and feel good for the New Year. the University of Regina Cougars, wrestling eyes; Greg Shlender (158 promise to quench the thirst of Official Gym of the Oilers, Trappers and Eskimos. the University of Saskatchewan lb); Jason Geres (150 lb); Chris those more interested in the tech¬ Huskies, the University of Huebner; and WadeWhistlehead" nical end of wrestling. PHONE: 424-5397 CalgaryDinosaurs, the Calgary Wishloff, who is looking to finish Ringside Notes: Coach Sean 2nd Fir. 10265 - 107 St. Edmonton Wrestling Club, Salisbury (a high in the top three at the CIAU's for Holstrum is looking for 143 school and open club), possibly the Juniors. Heavyweight Frank pounders and 200 pounders, as University of Manitoba, and vari¬ Collins is injured and unable to well as heavyweights, to add to his ous other independent clubs. compete. arsenal of Bear wrestlers. Appli¬ The Golden Bears hope to field Between 70 and 90 university cants contact Coach Holstrum at about ten seasoned wrestlers, in¬ wrestlers are expected to compete the Universiade Pavillion (427- IZlVlL cluding assistant coach Vang this weekend, while upwards of 0422). Good luck to all those who Engineering Club prBSBflt Ionnidees, who was a silver med¬ 300 high school grapplers will also hope to get involved with Bears alist in the Canadian Opens. Other strut their singlets. The Classic wrestling, especially you hefters. Engineering Week Kick-Off '91 with Ice Skate Give-Away by CR The Bobby Cameron Band and guests: The Mile High Club by Dan Pigat it works: "recycled" once again FRIDAY-JANUARY 11 Recycled skates. A new twist to -old and idle skates are collected Obviously, the success of the the environmental issue that Cam¬ from anyone and everyone who program depends on donations of pus Recreation is using in its "Great would like to share the experience currently unused, but serviceable Skate Give-Away". of ice skating with others who can¬ skates. If people would like to help Keeping in mind that there are not afford to buy their own they are asked to drop off any idle many international students who -these skates are given out on an figure or hockey skates at the have never had the experience of extended loan to anyone (usually Equipment Room in the lower skating before. Campus Recreation an international student) who is hallway of the Van Vliet Centre. is organizing another Skate Give- interested in learning how to skate People are requested to tie a small Away to take place Wednesday, -a free skating lesson is then piece of paper to the skates with January 23 from 11:45 A.M. to 12:30 given to the new owners of these their name, address and phone P.M. at the Clare Drake Arena. In previously unused skates number on it so international stu¬ order to make it a success, skate -before leaving the country, the dents may write a thank-you note. donations are needed. Here is how students return these skates to be TICKETS: HUB, SUB, CAB INFO BOOTHS, SU Records, IF YOU DRINK, Jubilee Box Office, and PONT DRIVE. presenting club members INFO: 492-2048 Top 10 Hockey NORTH VANCOUVER SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. 44 1. UQTR BRITISH COLUMBIA STUDENTS -1991 TDl’s 2. Alberta (Personal Tax Credit Return Form) 3. Calgary We will be on campus February 5-6, 1991 to interview 4. 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However, if you married, increased your dependents, or changed your tax exemption status, in 1990, a new 1991 TD1 must be completed. 1991 TDl’s will be available from your departmental personnel Baraboom, barabing! Oy, we need yoy talent! administrators. All foreign students receiving a payment should also complete a TD 1. If you are a non-resident and less than The Gateway Sports staff is mighty 90% of your total 1991 world income will be included when calculating taxable income earned in Canada, the lost and lonely. The perks are good. TD 1 claim code will be zero. For more information please The hours are great. The pay is contact your district taxation office. To be effective for January 1991, TDl’s must be in Payroll by: fantastic ... fantastically nothing. JANUARY 17,1991. Call Mac or Sailor at 492-5068. Classifieds Advertising Manager: Tom Wright, 492-4241

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Reasonable rates for life¬ U of A Chess Club: meets every day in room 030D 10 am Wed; Norwegian 1 pm Wed in Arts 312. Mature, responsible students/staff accommodation. time memberships. #210,10342 -107 St., Edmonton, SUB between 9 am and 5 pm. Everyone welcome. Furnished, private home, Sask. Drive. 439-8481 (leave Marlene's Typing. Meadowlark area. Reasonable T5J 1K2. U of A Wado-Kai Club: beginners classes, 5:30-7:30 message). rates. Phone Marlene at 484-8864. Anglican Chaplaincy: Eucharist Thursdays, 8:30 am. pm, Mon, Fri in Wl-14, Wed in SUB basement. Beat the burnout with Super Blue Green Algae! Helps Meditation room 158A SUB. Small upstairs room with own kitchen (shared Sandi's word processing - theses, papers, transcrip¬ the brain and nervous system to function more effi¬ Campus Birthright: support group for pregnant bathroom) at 11028 - 84 Ave. $200 ($175 deposit). 433- tions. Reasonable rates, southside, 437-7058. ciently giving you energy, mental clarity and alert¬ U of A Trotskyist League: now available - Spartacist women. Call Campus Birthright at492-2115or Bernice 2904. ness. Also try Liquid Brain Food for immedia te results. (winter 1990-91) Theoretical Journal of the IntT Com¬ at 455-1943. Will do wordprocessing, typing, pickup & delivery, Call Janel Gamer, B. Ed. 489-1173. munist League. Contact Asha: 436-5105. University - large 2 bedroom, main floor, fireplace, excellent work, 487-3040. U of A Go Club: interested in playing the ancient garage. $650,437-7679. Scuba Club: Underwater sex? Tight, wet spandex? game of Go? Beginners always welcome. Lessons Professional typist - word processing. 24 hour turn¬ Snorkeling? Ever wondered about these? Come talk available. Meet every Wed, 7-11 pm, 142 SUB. around service most papers. Gwen, 467-0515. FOOTNOTES to us in 620 SUB. LOST/FOUND Math Sciences Society: activities and social opportu¬ ASAP Office Services. Student papers. Same day/ Presbyterian Chaplaincy. Presbyterians on campus? ECO - Environ. Campus Org.: meetings on 2nd nities for students in the Mathematical Sciences. For next day service. 484-7512. Let's get together. Contact Pauline Grant 492-7524 or Thursday of each month at 7 pm, Envir. Resource info visit 549 CAB or call 492-3612. Lost: 11 am, Jan 8/91 West upper CAB. A sturdy, HUB International 171B. Centre 10511 - Sask. Drive. adjustable bracelet with a brass, pewter copper strip Typing, Mrs. Robertson 466-1315. $2/page. Tae Kwon Do Club: beginners, men & women, all (twisted). Very sentimental. Please call 439-8433. JANUARY 10 U of A Objectivist Club: Ayn Rand's philosophy. ages. 6:30-9 pm, Mon & Fri in SUB bsmt. Wed in E-19 Reward. Word processing service for students. $2/page for 24 PC Youth Club: Progressive Conservative club meet¬ Objectivism discussed at Wed meetings. More info at Phys Ed bldg. Phone 433-2224. hour service. Get your act together and give me a ing, 4 pm in TB87. Members interested in Model our office - 030K SUB. WANTED week's notice at $l/page. Will also do theses work Parliament must attend. Dead Comp. Sci. Society (DCS): Thurs, 3:30 pm, GSB and resumes. Northwest. Call Wendy 455-7868. Women's Collective: office hours - every Tues, 2-4 702. JANUARY 12 pm & Wed 12-3 pm 030N SUB. WANTED: people to memorize our new address. Word processing service. Papers, letters, business. U of A Chess Club: New Year's Open Chess tourna¬ Mature Undergrad and Graduate Students (MUGS): Southside BREW CREW address: 7809 - Please leave message © 487-5768. ment this weekend. All welcome. Call 492-7252 for U of A PC Club: executive meetings every Tues, TB87 drop in coffeklatsch 10-2 pm. Heritage lounge, 109 St. details. at 4 pm. Everyone welcome. Power Plant afterwards. Athabasca Hall, Mon - Thurs. $10 membership. Bring Finally! You've completed writing your paper; now lunch, coffe supplied. Avanti Hair needs hair models. For a free haircut call you need professional typing and proofreading. Look JANUARY 14 U of A Rugby: practice Mondays, 7:30 pm on 482-2396. no further, call the Electronic Inkpot, 466-6510. U of A Pro-life: discussions regarding abortion. Join Butterdome floor. Thurdays, 6:30 pm on Butterdome Entrepreneur Club: be your own boss. Join the En¬ the fight for life today. All welcome. Rm 1-7 Hu¬ concourse. trepreneur club. Room 3-02 Business, 492-5036. Tutors required, all subjects. IB M&R 986-2205,482- Keep-fit yoga class starts Jan 15 on campus. Easy to manities © 4 pm. 0067, FAX 986-8124. follow instruction and practice for health. Fitness and Gays and Lesbians on Campus: office hours, MTRF U of A ND: executive meetings every Thurs, 4:30 pm relaxation. Info: Carol 471-2989, evenings. JANUARY 15 12-2 pm, 030N SUB. Phone 492-7528. in 606 SUB. All ND activists welcome. Part-time worker for school-age childcare centre. Keep-fit Yoga Club: lecture on patanjali yoga phi¬ Must have training in related field, experience with Accuspeed word processing. All formats - MLA & losophy. Room 034 SUB @6:15 pm - 7:30pm. Speaker: Muslim Students Assoc: Friday prayers. Meditation U of A Musicians Club: new members of all musical school-agers, flexible schedule. 432-0345. APA styles. Resumes, term papers, special student Dr. Hubert Dhanaraj. No charge or registrations. room, 12:30 MST (1:30 DST). for more info drop by interests welcome. Call 464-7383 for more info. rates. Phone 472-0578/472-1743. Pickups available. our office 030E SUB. PT position available. Mon - Thurs, 3-6 pm. call Judy JANUARY 16 United Church Campus Ministry: "God Talk" study. © Peter Pan out-of-school care 463-2004. Wordprocessing, fast, accurate. Student rates, call Gays and Lesbians on Campus: general meeting and Baptist Student Ministries: "Focus" every Mon at 5 Fir, 12:15 pm, room 158A SUB.—Worship, Wed, 8:15 Lois 458-9659, St. Albert. non-alcholic social. 5 pm Heritage lounge. Come out pm in 169 HUB. A time to sing songs, worship, am, St. Stephen's College. — Ecumenical Eucharist WANTED: nurses who need the antidote for anti¬ and plan 1991. discuss issues, etc. "Good News Travels Fast", a bible (Lutheran, Anglican, United), Tues noon hour, room freeze OD. Come to the BREW CREW, Typing: $1.75 per page. Downtown, call 422-7570 or study about sharing our faith. Every Wed, 10 am in 158A SUB. — Simply making it through the week. 7809 -109 St. & 10632 - 124 St. leave message. JANUARY 18 169 HUB.Everyone welcome. Meditation, contemplative prayer and spiritual U of A Sky divers: get rid of those back to school blues. growth. Mon, 12:15 pm Gameau United Church. Tree Planters Wanted. Tsuga Forestry Contractors The Office: professional word processing - accuracy 4-9 pm L'Express overflow (room 142 SUB). U of A Pro-Life: actively promotes moral regard for Ltd. needs experienced and inexperienced tree guaranteed. Fast, convenient and affordable. Laser the sanctity of human life from conception until Society for Creative Anachronism: we recreate me¬ planters for the 1991 season. Apply now. Ask to see printing and editing included. P& D available. 10211 JANUARY 22 natural death. Meet Mondays, 1-7 Humanities © 4 dieval life "as it should have been". Wed, 8 pm in 034 our company video, pick up an application, and sign -105 St. 429-2027. Gays and Lesbians on Campus: discussion group. pm. SUB or call Will at 433-6856. up for an interview at Career and Placement Services Topic - media portrayal of lesbians and gays. 5 pm in SUB. Plan to attend our Information Session at 4:15 Experienced college tutor. English, writing skills, Heritage lounge. Lutheran Fellowship (LCC): mid-week meetings. U of A Star Trek Club: Borgs, Kirk, frontiers, poler, pm on January 24 in Room 034 in SUB. manuscript editing. Reasonable rates. Phone 453- Wed, 6:30 pm. Inter-faith Chapel (HUB). More info: cheers, gumballs, darts, women, spandex, flintstones, 2738. JANUARY 23 463-7022. nachos, order, chaos! 6-20 SUB. Now hiring part-time janitorial positions. $6.50 - $7 Gays and Lesbians on Campus: lesbians - come and per hour, flex schedules. Contact Don Ryl at 429- discuss the formation of a lesbian caucus. 5 pm Heri¬ U of A Student Liberal Club: come drop by our office U of A Bridge Club: meets every Fri, 7-11 pm, TB65. 2027. College Maintenance 10211 - 105 Street. PERSONALS tage lounge. - 030V SUB. Hours: 2-4 pm Mon - Thurs. 12-2 pm Info: Kun 492-1119. Fridays. YMCA - Employment Support Program Volunteer Crisis Line. Do you need help? Are you in trouble? Karate-Do goju Kai Campus Club: beginners always instructors are needed to teach living skills to slow Call Telec.ire - a telephone hotline © 426-5199. 4 pm Campus Advent: office in SUB bsmt. 030W. Variety welcome, 5-7 pm, Tuesdays in SUB rec room, Thurs learning adults. Mon or Wed evenings 6:30 - 8:30 pm. -12 midnight, 7 days a week. Free confidential listen¬ of activities posted on door. Come join us. in Dinwoodie. Please call Maria or Colleen at 429-1991. ing.

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SUNDAY 13 BATTLE OF THE BANDS HAYRIDE SATURDAY 19 Engineering club bands and Join Home Ec and Aggies for a TECHNICAL DISPLAY their dance troupes provide hayride. Tickets are $6 and ENGINEERS' BALL Each Engineering club presents lively entertainment for just $1 must be bought in advance. Tickets for this formal event are displays relevant to their disci¬ or a canned food donation. Call 492-2197. available from clubs for $25/ pline. Dinwoodie Lounge, 4 pm. Meet at Home Ec Bldg, bus member, $30/non-member. Heritage Mall, 12-5 pm. leaves 7:30 pm. Sheraton Hotel, 6 pm. HOME EC MOVIE NIGHT Call FHESA office for details, FRIDAY 18 MONDAY 14 492-2197. SPECIAL EVENTS INUIT FASHION SHOW BEGINNING OF ENGINEER¬ SHAKE DOWN PARTY An Education in Alcohol...For Inuit clothing will be modelled ING WEEK!! Call the Chem E Club for tickets Life by Native Studies Students. BEGINNING OF HOME 492-4763. 3 pm - 6 pm Friday 18, 9 am - Everyone welcome! ECONOMICS WEEK!! Queen Alexandra Hall, 8:30 4:30 pm Saturday 19 CAB, 1 pm. BEGINNING OF CLUBS FAIR pm. A closed and mandatory work¬ '91!! shop for fraternities, residences, WRAP UP DANCE bar servers, and association CLUB DISPLAYS End the week with State of excecutives of clubs and facul¬ Meet people from all kinds of WEDNESDAY 16 Affairs and Steve McGarret's ties. Speakers include Peter clubs all week long at their Hair. For tickets look for a table Mercer, Professor of Law at booths. KEG RACES in CAB or check with the ESS or Western University, Carmi CAB, 9-3 pm every day this Engineering clubs race old style Home Economics Students' Cimicata, Director of BACCUS week. kegs all over QUAD. Ass'n; $10/member, $12/non- Canada, and Jim Delainy, with QUAD, Noon. member. the Office of Student Affairs HOME ECONOMICS DIS¬ Golden Garter (Northlands), and founder of a Server Train¬ PLAY ICE SCULPTURE JUDGING 7:30 pm. ing Program at the University Donations to the Edmonton QUAD, Noon. of Toronto. Women's Shelter can be made Lister Hall Banquet Room, for at this informative display on TECHNICAL DISPLAY details about the agenda call the departments and activities See 13 Jan. for details. Kelly at 492-4236. of the Home Economics Fac¬ CAB, afternoon. ulty. T-shirts, mugs, and tickets will be on sale. Display will GUEST LECTURER & HU¬ run all week. MORIST East CAB, 9-4 pm. You'll laugh, you'll cry when Will Keim talks about Leader¬ TUG OF WAR ship, Student Life & Involve¬ Engineering clubs battle for ment. Put on by SU & IFC. KARATE supremacy. Myer Horowitz Theatre, 3 pm. THE U. OF A. KARATE CLUB QUAD, 12:30. BEGINNER KARATE CLASSES SKATING INTRODUCTORY KARATE CLASSES FOR THE ABSOLUTE BEGINNER ENGINEERS SCAVENGER Meet Home Ec students at the WINTER REGISTRATION i HUNT Legislative grounds for skating Volunteers welcome to assist Legistlature, 7 pm. competing Engineering clubs in their quest. Mechanical 2-1,6 pm. THURSDAY 17

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A Biography of the Engl. Lang, (wrkbook)/led./$20/465- Destinies: Cnd. History since Confed./Francis, Jones, 9014 Smith/$ 18/483-5079

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A First Course in Linear Algebra/Zelinsky/$47/424-3613

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An Intro, to Microecon./Blomqvist & Wonnacott/3ed./$15/ Economic Botany/simpson & Orgorzaly/$47/469-4232 439-5348 Economics of Development/Gillis/2ed./$30/483-5079 An Intro, to Literature/Bamet, Berman & Burto/9ed./$15/ 435-6028 Effective Fortran 77/Bamard & Skillicom/$35/433-5979

Appleworks Made Easy/Boggs & Matthews/2ed./$20/481- Elemental Linear Algebra Solutions Manual/$13/471-4585 7713 Elemental Linear Algebra Solutions Manual/$ 18/424-1847 Appleworks Made Easy/Matthews/$20/433-8710 Elemental Linear Algebra w/ Applications/Anton & Rorres/ $46/471-4585

Elemental Linear Algebra/Anton & Rorres/$40/424-1847 B Elementary Stats in a World of Applications /Ramakant/ 3ed./$40/433-7934

Engg. Mechanical Static and Dynamics/Meriam & Kraige/ Behavior Principles in Everyday Life/Baldwin/2ed./$25/ 2ed./$50/462-6542 439-5348 Environmental Science/Chivaras/Latest/$40/431-0706 Biology/Wessells & Hopson/$45/435-6028 Essays on Canadian Education/Kach/led./$ 10/437-5629 Biology/Wessells & Hopson/led./$30/456-4471 Experimental Psychology/Massaro/$32/466-8366 Business Information Systems/Curtis/$23/436-3864 c F

Fundamental Methods of Mathematical Econometrics/A. C’est Comme Ca/Valette & Valette/2ed./$ 10/439-5482 Chiang/3ed. /$40/439-5482

Calculus/M. Spivak/2ed./$35/424-3613 Fundamentals of Logic Design/Rath/3ed./$50/433-5979

Calculus/Stewart/$25/424-1847 Calculus/Stewart/$45/435-6028 G Calculus: Solutions Manual/Stewart/$18/424-1847

Canadian Educ.: Historical Themes.../Titley/$14/433-0621

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Cost Accounting/C.T. Homgren & G. Foster/6ed./$28/433- 2240 H Cost Acctg: A managerial Emphasis/Homgren & Foster/ 4ed./$50/436-3864

Crime, Shame & Reintegration/Braithwaite/$15/469-4232 Hardware Design/Mano/$50/436-3864

Criminology/Linden/$ 19/469-4232 January 10, 1991 - The Bookfinder - Issue One - Page 3

How The Other Half Dies/Susan George/$12/424-1847 N Human Growth and Development/Mitchell/$ 14/433-0621

Nonparametric Statistical Methods/Hollander & Wolfe/$50/ I 462-6542 o Illustrating Pascal/Alcock/$ 15/466-3201

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Innovation and Entrepreneurship/Drucker/$11/424-1847 Organizational Behavior/Robbins/$46/469-4232

Intermediate Microecon. And its Application/Nicholson/ Organizational Behavior/S. Robbins/4ed./$45/433-2240 4ed./$30/439-5482 Organizational Theory/Hodge & Anthony/3ed./$45/433- Intro, to Sociology: A Canadian Focus/Teevan/3ed./$20/ 2240 459-8568

Introduction to Collective Behavior/Miller/$ 10/434-2988 P J Perspectives on Canadian Federalism/Olling & Westcott/ $11/439-5482

Juvenile Delinquency/Thompson & Bynam/$28/436-9413 Perspectives on Social Problems/Henshel/2ed./$ 15/424- 1847

Physical Geography/Copp, Clarke & Pittman/$20/452- 5463

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Local & Urban Politics in Cnd./Higgins/$ 15/436-9413 Physics/Giancoli/2ed. /$65/458-2985

Looking Out Looking In/$8/436-9413 Physics/Giancoli/3ed./$30/452-5463

Physics: Study Guide/Giancoli/2ed./$10/435-6028

Plein Vol/Smetana & Myron/$10/439-5482

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