R El C.C. STU I ENTSI RSSOCIRT HALLOWEEN SOCIAL Moodau • October 31 • Oct. 28/94, 8p.m -1a.m. South Gym Axworthy's "Green Book" Under Scrutiny not ask what the financial by Annette Elvers commitments are. They see how much they make and say, 'oh, you can afford to pay for Lloyd Axworthy has begun it," said Corvino. the dialogue with students to "They don't ask what their gauge reaction to policies mortgage is what their loan office, aimed at changes in education. commitments are, and that's Tix available at SA (RM DM20) or at the SA tix Student representatives from the real problem with these across from the OX. across the province were in- applications, and if you vited to participate in a meet- would like to do something ing Oct. 20 to respond to the that's what you can do, you changes proposed in can change the criteria," Axworthy's "green book." Corvino told Axworthy. If there's an alternative [to NDP post-secondary edu- the proposal] I'd like to hear cation critic Jean Friesen com- CALENDAR OF EVENTS about it and we're hoping for mented later that, "We are that," said Axworthy. "I'm seeing at the University of putting the invitation out to Manitoba, the University of say look, this is a chance to Winnipeg and Brandon Uni- seriously look at financing to versity students who are en- put together what you think rolled in programs and who the problems are and if there's have recen tly discovered their any other suggestions we'll student loans are not ad- take a look at them." equate to cover expenses and One of the primary concerns in some cases, are non-exis- Lloyd Axworthy: pointing the way to reform? MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY has been the accessibility of tent. These changes can only loans. result in less accessibility for zens that she serves around it and if there are real inequi- ing a chance for people, "who "Applications ask the wrong Manitoba students." the city. She lost about $800 ties, I'll change it. I'll make that are directly affected by some Sue Johanson Smoking Ultimate questions," said Anna Maria Other students have found from the total because they commitment to you right of these programs to say what Ladies Salvador Corvino, U of M policy chair. that their loans have been cut counted the car as a part of the now." they would like to do. It is a Survey Night "I work two jobs, I work because the student already package," said Rugara. The student reps are hoping dialogue, it's a debate." approx. 45 hours a week and has what are considered un- "They didn't see the car as a for the best. "It doesn't seem Day- Market "If there's better solutions "Sexpert" Dream CD I'm a student and I can hardly necessary "extras." necessity. This kind of policy to have cleared up the plan, out there we want to hear about everywhere Cabaret afford to go to school because I "A student who has an au- has a negative effect, and the but it does give us some confi- it," said Axworthy. 8am - 6pm Tix: $3.00 have to pay for my rent, 1 have tomobile came into my office numbers show that," said dence that Axworthy is going The U of M has also invited to pay for my food. " last week, she was with the Rugara. to listen to students," said any students who are con- SA (RM DM20) giveaway In her first year of university home care program," said U Axworthy promised some Nooner Movie RRCC Students' Association cerned about Axworthy's includes: Corvino was denied a student of M Student Union president changes. "I'll make a commit- president Randy Rummery. policy to write to him. Form Premiere: FREE beverage, loan because her legal guard- Blessing Rugara. "She needs ment to you," said Axworthy, "We're hoping he'll hold to letters are available in the Radioland on CMOR! ians made too much money. an automobile that works so "I'll have senior officials out his word," said Rugara. RRCC Students' Association Murders ladies beverages "On these applications they do she can get to the senior citi- here immediately and address Axworthy called his meet- office in DM20. Tower Lounge Listen to win! FREE 7-10 (See related story page 3.) Smokers Get Back on Board and special events after 2:00 tions, enter into negotiations bilities of smoking inside the $9,000 price tag between the by Roberta Morris pm. concerning the purchase of college, and would report back college and the SA. A joint committee consist- cigarette and garbage contain- to the board at the Nov. meet- The joint committee also ex- Halloween Social ingof management, the SA and ers, and permit smoking in the ing. plored the cost to upgrade the Simon Cotter Dan Valkos Jon Ljunberg Red River students will once the Manitoba Government South Gym. The board agreed and ventilation systems in six ar- Paranormal Comedian Salvador Comedian 8pm-1 am again be able to enjoy a ciga- Employees Union was formed The South Gym is on a sepa- passed a motion allowing the eas of the college identified as Nooner Expert Nooner South Gym rette with their beers in the at the previous meeting to rate ventilation system from committee more time and un- possible indoor sites, though South Gym. make recommendations as to the rest of the college, and the til they report back, smoking Konowalchuk said the joint Tower Nooner Tower Fun & Games, Tower Lounge At the Oct. 26 Board of Gov- how to handle any possible facilities could be cleared of will be permitted outdoors committee is miles apart on Dream CD Lounge ernors meeting, board mem- changes to the policy. smoke before the next morn- with restrictions placed on the issue of indoor smoking. Lounge CASH prizes for best bers voted to amend the smok- They have suggested that the ing. smoking in unsafe areas such Konowalchuk said it would ing policy and allow smoking The committee requested as the liquid air compound. Salvador board permit smoking out- cost approx. $15,000 for the Salvador Salvador costumes! in the South Gym for socials doors with some area restric- more time to discuss the possi- Smoking will not be allowed Snowbird Lounge, $28,000 for giveaway Dream CD Tix $7.00 at in doorways, either. the Selkirk Lounge, $80,000 for Dream CD Dream CD giveaway, "It's difficult to enforce a dis- the tix booth the Cave, $50,000 for the Buf- giveaway giveaway last tance but with receptacles falo Cafeteria, $48,000 for the on CMOR! chance! & SA office. weighing 360 pounds placed Assiniboia Inn, and $142,000 continues! continues! at designated entrances, they for the South Gym for a grand won't be moving like the pails total of $363,000. we have now," said executive In keeping with director of administration ser- management's position, the vices Norm Konowalchuk. board passed a motion not to Konowalchuk said the joint allow college funds to be used committee discussed the pos- to finance a ventilation system sibilities of cost sharing the for a smoking area.

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M.1.4714:3WIF- z:ts_4#x.ff_ News IEF Octokal, 1994 News ?rejector 'Projector October 31 155441 Breaking the Science Barrier Students React to Axworthy Proposal for may also be at play. "Some which Reykdal said is un- socialized early to accept two Women in the course were at RRCC said that enrollment women may fear the work- fair. by Collette Wilkinson myths about science: the no- encouraged to talk about their of women in this program is at by Daniel Winters place," which may be heavily tion that people are either good feelings about science anxiety, 5-6 per cent. male-dominated, he said. in math and science or in lan- and were taught how to deal "This is not because we dis- Luczak likened this to the prob- "140 per cent, that's crazy!" Reykdal worries that in- If the science field wants to guage arts and "can't be good with professors and peers. courage them, it's been like this lems new graduates (includ- That's what second year creased availability of loans attract women they will have at both," and that success in According to Tobias, the way forever," he said. Women in the course per- ing males) face when entering Electronic Engineering student will leave students with to capture their interest early, science requires a "math mind" to "retrieve" female students form as well as men. "There is the workplace, particularly, Greg Horst exclaimed when unmanageable debts to pay according to Sheila Tobias. or special talent. is by "taking seriously their the same distribution of "dealing with people who told of the prediction that tu- upon graduation. "The in- "Women need to realize that In fact, research conducted blocks" and helping them to question their lack of experi- ition could rise dramatically in terest on borrowed money science is co-ed," said Tobias by Tobias refuted both notions. overcome self-defeating be- marks," said Mayer. Mayer added that when he ence." the near future. is really high," she said. in her lecture "Breaking the In a 1984 study out of the haviors. went to high schools to talk Luczak suggested that edu- Science Barrier: Launching University of Chicago, Tobias "I believe the best that we Manitoba deputy minister about the career, mostly males cators could work closely with The plan that Axworthy has Girls and Women into Science- hired graduate students from can do for girls and women is for training and advanced edu- seemed industry to ensure the work- ca tion Paul Goyan has said that proposed calls for "Income Based Careers" on Oct. 20. the faculty of Arts to enroll in a to teach the subject better," said came to listen. "There places know women are be- if the federal government fol- Contigent Repayment," "We need to stop in the bud chemistry or physics class. The Tobias, adding that if teachers to be a lack of interest on coming more prevalent in which means that students the inhibition girls have about students were highly success- can become more humane and women's part." lows Lloyd Axworthy's pro- these fields. wouldn't have to pay back science, and provide them with ful, one performing at the top learner directed, "We will go "Salaries are reasonably good, posal and cuts 2 billion dollars loans until they can afford encouragement." of the class. far to open doors to women." there are good job prospects," Marie Sichler, instructor of from its annual funding of to. Tobias, a social scientist spe- In another study, women The task for teachers is to said Mayer, adding that, Electronic Technology said post-secondary education tu- cializing in science and math who had given up on math "counter with the facts," add- "women don't apply." that this is not a gender issue. ition will raise by as much as Reykdal approves changes anxiety, addressed a crowd of several years before moved ing that the "only predictor for 'There doesn't seem to be "It shouldn't be divided into 140 per cent. and said, "a little leeway is fifty-six in a lecture held at from, "Inadequate mastery of general ability is intelligence," anything we can do at our women and science and men "I won't pay it," said Dennis better than the present sys- Red River Community College fractional arithmetic to pre- said Tobias. stage," he said. "We've got to and science." Lamontagne,a Machine Shops tem," in which students in celebration of National Sci- calculus and were ready for She stresses that this process start with t.v. programs, at the What is needed, said Sichler, student at RRCC. is good basic instruction in must begin payments six ence and Technology Week. calculus," said Tobias. must started in early child- kindergarten stage." Business accountancy stu- photo by Jayson Kowal Students may face serious difficulties at tuition time months after graduation "Women are equal to and This result, she said was not hood. "Society's whole attitude has math and English from grade dent Jeannie Enns couldn't whether they have found em- interchangeable with men," the result of repetition of the "The building blocks have to to change about women," said one. understand why the federal running," added Enns, and, course," and she will be done Escobar said if tuition rates ployment or not. said Tobias, adding that this content, but rather by, "Per- be put in place," said Tobias, Mayer. "Women can't be pushed government would want to cu t "uneducated people are un- school sooner. rise 140 per cent, "Some people However, Reykdal is skepti- notion is only "grudgingly ac- sonalizing the relationship be- because key decisions are Erik Luczak, coordinator of into science," said Sichler. "It funding to an important pro- employed and a drain on sod- Advertising Art student won't get an education." cal whether the government cepted," particularly in the tween the subject and you, and made at age eleven. Mechanical Engineering Tech- has to happen naturally." gram like education. ety." Carlos Escobar pays $4,700 a Business Administration would wait indefinitely until United States. everyone who does it better Martin Mayer, department nology at Red River Commu- According to Enns students Already concerned about the year for tuition, books and student Shaun Reykdal said students could afford to pay Tobias said that women are than you." head of electronic technology nity College said another fac- need, "more help in terms of educational costs." cost of education, Enns chose supplies to attend RRCC. Ac- that the increase in tuition back their loans. "If you can't afford educa- her program of study because cording to Escobar school is might make it possible for "There has to be a catch," Duo Wins Back Radio Privileges tion then you are out of the it is "cheaper to take a 1 year already too expensive. "only rich kids to go to school," said Reykdal.

ing the ban again, "It would banned information, said by Kirsten Hathaway look like a publicity stunt. It Lindberg. "Illustrate why this and Christine Stuart-Edwards would screw our credibility," is a case of censorship. Tell the said Knapp. listeners why they should care. Even so, Students' Associa- This is taking a stand—it's also Two second year Creative tion marketing and promo- legal." Communications students tions manager Dave Lindberg "We shouldn't be advocat- were victorious when Student said that their first airdate may ing breaking rules," said coun. "tore: Council reinstated their not come any time soon. Jean-Paul Lapointe. "Do we let CMOR privileges after a nine Station manager Dan people bring thermonuclear month ban. MacKenzie agreed, saying tha t devices to school because they In Jan. of 1994, as hosts of a when their applications come are useful? We have to draw a show on CMOR, Craig Knapp in they'll be put on the bottom line." and Neil Hiebert violated a of the waiting list. However, Lapointe did publication ban by reading the "Just because they're in Cre- agree that three terms was long details of the Paul Teale/ Karla ative Communications they enough, as did coun. Kim Homolka murder trial over the can't assume that they'll be Jerome, "they shouldn't be in-house broadcast system. given a spot," said MacKenzie. punished for what they did, ...... As a result, Student Council Lindberg said he would have they weren't punished by suspended them from CMOR helped the duo release the in- courts or law," said Jerome. indefinitely. formation if they'd done it the The pair were never arrested Prep Program in the Works iteott They were reinstated at the right way, "Hell, I'd stand in because CMOR is not in fact a >Juana <:::::::>:::::::::::::::::„:4:•::::•••••••••f•z••••••• • Oct. 20 council meeting; front of the door for you, if radio station. The new program would fill must be convinced that Hiebert and Knapp are now that's what it takes;' but main- Even the radio industry has by Glen Stannard the void created by the elimi- the program will meet the on a 90 day probation with the tains that Hiebert and Knapp forgiven Hiebert and Knapp nation of two earlier programs economic needs and pri- in-house radio station from didn't handle things they way for their indiscretion. Hiebert for women in the spring of orities of the province. their first day back on air. they should have. worked for General Foods last Many women inspired by 1993. Encouraged by the rec- Both Knapp and Hiebert as- "Instruct curious listeners summer doing live radio corn- events at the recent Science and Pre-Technology for Women ommendations of the Everyone needs a PAAL. sured council that they would and Alternative Careers Train- Roblin report, Webb said how to access those bulletin mercials on both 92 CITI FM Technology Week at our col- There's nothing like having a PAAL to protect you at all times. Hiebert and Knapp: the boys are back never do anything like break- boards," which contained the and Q 94 FM. lege may think they do not ing for Women (ACT FOR he is, "more optimistic 0,..,..„ This Personal Attack Alarm from Quorum will have the necessary skills to WOMEN) were intended to that there may be new Nursing Student Wins Personal Achievement Award enter this career field or even serve as a bridge towards more programming." blast an ear-piercing 103dB (minimum) if you gain admission to a special- specialized training in a skilled Webb said that the col- simply pull the pin. And according to police, The personal achievement gram which nominated Soulier Leslie Spillett of Oway-Ishi coming a single parent Soulier ized training program. trade or technology field. lege is exploring many a loud noise is usually the best deterrent for the award. is now continuing to focus on by Marcia Markusa award was created for an ab- said that after reading over the For those women, there may Webb said that the elimina- options for the budget against crime. • Choose either the standard or original youth who had faced Ruth Murdock, the life skills autobiography which Soulier er la ong e rtri goal of becom- proposal including in- be good news on the horizon. tion of those programs, "was sports model. Then carry it with you wherever and overcome a lot of bani- facilitator at Urban Circle, said submitted upon her nomina- ing nurse. not a reflection of their value, creased funding for ex- A preparatory program for you go. 'lb school, the mall, the park, even for At two years old, Elsie en— Soulier fit the bill. Soulier, "had the characteris- tion, it was clear that she had a "If you know the city's re- women interested in pursuing or how well they were run," isting programs, entirely a walk around the block. The PAAL will let out Soulier's daughter cannot yet "The reason I think [I won] tics of a good student, a hard "perseverance that most indi- sources, you can get help, my a career in the field of science but was a result of a reduction new programs, or for the appreciate her mother's perse- was my own personal experi- worker, and the dedication to viduals don't possess." community needs people who and technology may be rein- in federal government spon- reintroduction of pro- a cry for help whenever you need it. And only Quorum QUOrliff verance, but last Thursday ence which gave others a posi- go the extra mile." Soulier, who was born in have their education," she troduced at Red River Com- sorship. At that time the pro- grams lost in the past. products give you that kind of technology and security. Seas* Life- night a room filled with over tive outlook showing that you Anishnaabe Oway-Ishi, the South Indian Lake, said that said. munity College in July 1995. vincial government was un- It maybe as late as June 600 people did. can do it if you try," Soulier native youth employment cen- coming to the city she had Soulier added that it was Vice-president academic able to make up the difference. 1995 before the college re- Contact Jour Quorum Independent Distributor tre which hosted the awards, Soulier, a Red River Com- said afterwards. many moments when she ex- most important that she Ken Webb said the program is While the college recognizes ceives final confirmation also saw Soulier as a good ex- proved to herself that she could munity College Nursing stu- "It felt really good that some- perienced loneliness all of the among the proposals that the the, "need and value for pro- from the province that it ample of the criteria they were time, sometimes thinking she ANTHONY - (204) 228-0553 dent, was one of seven win- body out there is recognizing do it. college will be submitting in a grams like this," Webb said has secured funding for looking for when choosing the would never make it. The awards night attracted a ners at the first annual Ab- what you're doing." budget to the provincial gov- the provincial government the program. That somebody was The recipient in the personal original Youth Achievement After overcoming alcohol lot of attention by countering ernment in November. Awards last week. Urban Circle Training Pro- achievement category. abuse in her family and be- the stereotyping of native youth in the city. October 311194 News 'Projector 'Projector Feature October 11 1994 Assiniboia Business A Success in Rural Manitoba Let's talk about sex Neustaedter had his heart In Sales "It's self gratifying to know According to Kozak, a set common definition of an on becoming a car dealer but control clinic for kids in the by Joanne Ouellette your customers," Neustaed ter by Nadia Moharib health room of a Toronto Slump entrepreneur is, "someone he did not ride on the wings of said, adding that he knows all school. "As a nurse 1 realized his customers on a more who works 18 hours a day to the family business . Neustaedter enrolled in the that kids were having sex but by Tracy Sandmoen Looking for work? Take a personal basis, "People love avoid working eight hours a business program at RRCC If radio personality, Sue didn't know what they were look at small rural businesses. coming to the country where day for someone else." with the idea to "learn from as Johanson (Talk Sex with Sue) doing," said Johanson. With small Manitoba they are not just a number." Kozak's own criteria The Assiniboia Inn, the train- many people as possible." had her druthers she would Although schools' budgets businesses creating 50, 000 According to the panel other includes a free spirit who is ing grounds for hospitality stu- Upon graduation have been a doctor. often can't afford her $300 lec- dents at Red River Commu- new jobs between 1980 and advantages include lower not afraid to go against the Neustaedter moved to "But I was a product of the ture fee, she pays the occasional nity College, has suffered a no- 1990 (Stats Canada) most overhead and start up costs. grain. Saskatoon where he was dirty thirties and girls didn't visit. ticeable decrease in business people will find that their first Another great advantage is the When Kozak, a former since this time last year, said employed by a Chrysler dealer. go to university. Instead "I think it's important to get job opportunities will be in lack of competition. government employee, was Hotel and Restaurant Admin- Once Neustaedter had women were raised to be nice, kids in grade nine to pay atten- rural communities. "You are not competing overlooked for a higher istration instructor Craig proven to himself that he had the compliant wife and tion. We all have sex ed. of Edwards. "Business opportunities are against twenty other stores position it "lit a fire within." chosen the right career and had mother," said Johanson, add- some sort. But at that age But the educational aspect of not limited to Winnipeg," said with the same commodity," She began to look for other ing that women's career op- you're thinking- I'm not inter- the drop in business concerns Dorothy Derksen, who said Betty Kozak adding that, avenues to project her energy the ability to do well he joined tions were either nurse or ested or gross. I'm never go- Edwards more than the finan- organized the speakers for the "You are only as far as a fax in a more rewarding direction. his father at Steinbach Chrysler cial aspect. teacher. ing to do that!" said Johanson. Rural Business Forum. machine from the rest of the Initially Kozak went into Dodge. "It needs to busier for [the For a woman with few op- She had her big break when The panel of speakers world." business with a partner. The Neustaedter had the option students] to get the training," tions, Johanson is a successful she landed a radio show. The said Edwards. included Betty Kozak, owner Shirley Flett, a business advantage was the start up to continue on his own but radio show personality in Chef Training instructor of The Silver Thimble in student at Red River costs were lower but the chose the family business "Sunday night Sex Show" on Toronto, television host, lec- John Peterer, whose students Neepawa, Paul Neustaedter, Community College who disadvantages were soon because he needed a partner Rock radio/Q107, heard in cit- also train at the Assiniboia Inn, turer, sex educator, counselor General Sales Manager owns a video store in the apparent. with honesty and integrity and ies across Canada has been said he estimates the decrease and author. She is presently Steinbach Dodge Chrysler and Brokenhead Ojibwa Nation, The partnership went sour he knew that he could work running for twelve years. to be around 25 - 30 per cent. penning her third book, Sex,, The call-in sex show garners "There's no question it's less Wendy McConnell, owner can appreciate the benefits of and ended in a lawsuit. Due to with his father. Sex and More Sex. busy," he said. 'We're suffer- Mega Video and Audio in working in viral Manitoba. this experience Kozak Neustaedter was careful to This self- more questions regarding re- ing the most." Portage la Prairie. "There is not as much emphasizes the importance of point out that the family help book is hot on the heels of lationships than about what her last one, Peterer said the lack of a All three of the panel competition," Flett said, knowing your potential business is not always the right Sex is Perfectly Johanson refers to as "the smoking section in the restau- Natural But Not Naturally Per- members discussed their adding that she did not think partner well. avenue to take. It can be more plumbing of sex." rant has contributed to the difficult depending on the fect. She receives 60 -70 letters a slower lunch hours at the reasons for starting their own her business could survive in "You need to be more then a life!" said Johanson. folks, and chill-out, taking time Assiniboia. 'People liked hav- businesses in a rural the cut-throat urban friends," Kozak said stressing relationship. "I can't go anywhere in week and her three hour show "Sure, people make prank before rushing into romantic now. ing a smoke after their meal," community, the advantages atmosphere. that it is a good working When McConnell moved to Toronto without being recog- attracts people of all ages. calls, seeing if they can shock living arrangements. "I just love it. I wake up at he said. The Assiniboia had a and disadvantages. Starting the small business relationship that is important. Portage la Prairie with her nized," said Johanson. But she "If there is any aversion to Sue but we screen calls and I "I'm a traditionalist and be- 5:30. I'm not being a Pollyanna smoking section until the new Neustaedter was attracted goes beyond the competitive Neustaedter knows the husband she decided not to doesn't consider publicity a the show they pretty much stay can get people to focus pretty lieve in marriage but too many or sweetie, I love my job. I get smoking policy came into ef- take her government job with burden. in the woodwork," said the four A's. Acceptance, ap- fect this Sept. to the advantages of working market and good customer importance of a good quickly," said Johanson. people feel a sense of despera- Edwards said the inclusion in a rural community. relations, though. partnership. By the age of 12 her. Oddly enough, Johanson - Johanson. She recounts a tale "I've learned tremendous tion, like they're not complete proval, appreciation and atten- of a smoking section in the res- "I was bored", McConnell the "sexpert" - hasn't been of one woman, a religious fa- amounts about dealing with until they have a partner. They tion," said Johanson. taurant would more closely re- said around the block. Nor is she a natic. people, and no longer get so should just chill-out," said She rejects the label femi- semble a "real" restaurant set- Now on call 24 hours a day femme fatale who frequents "She listens to every show tense about things," she adds. Johanson. nist, preferring to call herself a ting and provide additional and running a business on her bars—she believes enrolling in and writes, telling me she's humanist. "Men get shat on training for the students. Actually, "chill-out" seems She herself is chilled like a "The host or hostess would own McConnell does not have a gourmet cooking course is a enraged. I call her the triple- to be the advice of the day fine bottle of wine - to perfec- and more men get abused by learn how to deal with a smok- time to get bored. better way to meet a mate. She underliner," referring to the offered by Johanson. She ad- tion. The well-balanced women than is known. Men ing section," he said. McConnell started her video is a mother of three and grand- three ink colors she uses. "If vises - don't stay in a go-no- woman can cite no pet peeves don't have the monopoly on Pat, a first year Hotel and business before the video mother of one. someone is going to go to all where relationship, respect and can't imagine doing any- violence. I'm an egalitarian, Restaurant Administration stu- explosion it was a great In 1970 she opened a birth not a feminist," said Johanson. dent, said the work in an estab- that trouble, all I can say is get yourself, don't date married thing other than what she does lishment with a smoking sec- opportunity but there were tion is, "a little more demand- little resources to rely on. ing," and that there is, "more For the first few years it was business with a smoking sec- all trial and error, working long Children at the "Centre" of Attention tion." hours, and going at it alone. It Peterer agreed that the ex- to drop by and watch their between 2 and 5 years of age is members, employees of the Susan Tessler, program spe- was not until the third year clusion of a smoking section by Dawn Devcic children interact with staff and $18.40 per day or $368.00 per college and some parents is cialist for Child Day Care Ser- that McConnell began to hire has taken away from the au- other kids. month and $27.45 per day or charged to oversee and ratify vices. thenticity of a restaurant set- employees. "To me it seemed that staff $549.00 per month for a child the budget in order to get ap- The greatest challenge fac- ting at the Assiniboia. Because "It can be a lonely proval from Child Day Care ing the day care—which will the restaurant is less busy, it is experience," said McConnell. Yes, those children seen at the day care didn't think of under 2 years of age. not as "industry-like," he said. roaming the halls attend Red it as just a job, they were so The day care receives fund- Services. celebrate its 25th anniversary Clients ask if there is a smok- McConnell went on to promote the benefits of River Community College— nurturing and that made me ing from an operating grant "The proposed budget goes in Oct. 1995—is, "trying to ing section, said Pat, but added work within a tight budget," that the clients aren't too con- working in a rural community the day care, that is. feel comfortable," said Kim issued by the province, parent to our finance section for as- cerned when they find out there and left this advice: work hard, There are currently 48 chil- Hilderman, a former nursing fees, and fund raising. sessment which activates the said Reznik. isn't one. take calculated risks, and treat dren at the day care, most of student whose son James at- A board consisting of staff grant approval process," said Edwards said that he doesn't customers like gold. whom are children of either tended the centre for two expect to see a smoking section students or staff with a few years. in the Assiniboia soon. McConnell's business stresses customer service and from the community. "We effectively meet the Northwestern College of Chiropractic takes that with her when "We provide quality care for needs of the entire fam- children 18 months to five ily," said Reznik. "Parents is now accepting applications for its next three entering classes. interviewing employees. (April 1995, September 1995, January 1996) "Your staff is extremely years of age," said the day can have peace-of-mind care's director Colleen Reznik. while their children are at General requirements at time of entry include: t ***:'

Assiniboia Business A Success in Rural Manitoba Let's talk about sex control clinic for kids in the Neustaedter had his heart set In Sales According to Kozak, a by Nadia Moharib health room of a Toronto "It's self gratifying to know on becoming a car dealer but common definition of an school. "As a nurse I realized by Joanne Ouellette your customers," Neustaedter he did not ride on the wings of entrepreneur is, "someone that kids were having sex but Slump said, adding that he knows all the family business. who works 18 hours a day to If radio personality, Sue didn't know what they were his customers on a more Neustaedter enrolled in the love avoid working eight hours a Johanson (Talk Sex with Sue) doing," said Johanson. by Tracy Sandmoen Looking for work? Take a personal basis, "People business program at RRCC where day for someone else." had her druthers she would Although schools' budgets look at small rural businesses. coming to the country with the idea to 'learn from as Kozak's own criteria have been a doctor. With small Manitoba they are not just a number." many people as possible." often can't afford her $300 lec- The Assiniboia Inn, the train- the panel other includes a free spirit who is "But I was a product of the ing grounds for hospitalitystu- businesses creating 50, 000 According to Upon graduation ture fee, she pays the occasional lower not afraid to go against the dents at Red River Commu- new jobs between 1980 and advantages include Neustaedter moved to dirty thirties and girls didn't visit. nity College, has suffered a no- 1990 (Stats Canada) most overhead and start up costs. grain. go to university. Instead "I think it's important to get When Kozak, a former Saskatoon where he was ticeable decrease in business people will find that their first Another great advantage is the women were raised to be nice, kids in grade nine to pay atten- government employee, was employed by a Chrysler dealer. since this time last year, said job opportunities will be in lack of competition. the compliant wife and tion. We all have sex ed. of Hotel and Restaurant Admin- overlooked for a higher Once Neustaedter had rural communities. "You are not competing mother," said Johanson, add- some sort. But at that age istration instructor Craig position it "lit a fire within." proven to himself that he had "Business opportunities are against twenty other stores ing that women's career op- you're thinking - I'm not inter- Edwards. She began to look for other chosen the right career and had But the educational aspect of not limited to Winnipeg," said with the same commodity," tions were either nurse or ested or gross. I'm never go- avenues to project her energy the ability to do well he joined the drop in business concerns Dorothy Derksen, who said Betty Kozak adding that, his fa therat Steinbach Chrysler teacher. ing to do that!" said Johanson. Edwards more than the finan- "You are only as far as a fax in a more rewarding direction. For a woman with few op- organized the speakers for the Dodge. She had her big break when cial aspect. machine from the rest of the Initially Kozak went into tions, Johanson is a successful "It needs to busier for [the Rural Business Forum. Neustaedter had the option she landed a radio show. The world." business with a partner. The students] to get the training," The panel of speakers to continue on his own but radio show personality in "Sunday night Sex Show" on Shirley Flett, a business advantage was the start up said Edwards. included Betty Kozak, owner chose the family business Toronto, television host, lec- Rock radio/Q107, heard in cit- Chef Training instructor of The Silver Thimble in student at Red River costs were lower but the turer, sex educator, counselor because he needed a partner ies across Canada has been John Peterer, whose students Neepawa, Paul Neustaedter, Community College who disadvantages were soon and author. She is presently running for twelve years. also train at the Assiniboia Inn, with honesty and integrity and General Sales Manager owns a video store in the apparent. penning her third book, Sex, The call-in sex show garners said he estimates the decrease he knew that he could work Steinbach Dodge Chrysler and Brokenhead Ojibwa Nation, The partnership went sour Sex and More Sex. This self- to be around 25 - 30 per cent. his father. more questions regarding re- Wendy McConnell, owner can appreciate the benefits of and ended in a lawsuit. Due to with 'There's no question it's less Neustaedter was careful to help book is hot on the heels of lationships than about what busy," he said. "We're suffer- Mega Video and Audio in working in rural Manitoba. this experience Kozak her last one, Sex is Perfectly point out that the family Johanson refers to as "the ing the most." Portage la Prairie. "There is not as much emphasizes the importance of Natural But Not Naturally Per- business is not always the right plumbing of sex." Peterer said the lack of a All three of the panel competition," Flett said, knowing your potential fect. smoking section in the restau- avenue to take. It can be more She receives 60 -70 letters a a life!" said Johanson. folks, and chill-out, taking time members discussed their adding that she did not think partner well. rant has contributed to the difficult depending on the "I can't go anywhere in week and her three hour show "Sure, people make prank before rushing into romantic now. reasons for starting their own her business could survive in "You need to be more then slower lunch hours at the relationship. Toronto without being recog- attracts people of all ages. calls, seeing if they can shock living arrangements. "I just love it. I wake up at businesses in a rural the cut-throat urban friends," Kozak said stressing Assiniboia. 'People liked hav- When McConnell moved to nized," said Johanson. But she "If there is any aversion to Sue but we screen calls and I "I'm a traditionalist and be- 5:30. I'm not being a Pollyanna ing a smoke after their meal," community, the advantages atmosphere. that it is a good working Portage la Prairie with her doesn't consider publicity a the show they pretty much stay can get people to focus pretty lieve in marriage but too many or sweetie, I love my job. I get he said. The Assiniboia had a and disadvantages. Starting the small business relationship that is important. husband she decided not to burden. in the woodwork," said quickly," said Johanson. people feel a sense of despera- the four A's. Acceptance, ap- smoking section until the new Neustaedter was attracted goes beyond the competitive Neustaedter knows the smoking policy came into ef- take her government job with Oddly enough, Johanson - Johanson. She recounts a tale "I've learned tremendous tion, like they're not complete proval, apprecia tion and atten- to the advantages of working market and good customer importance of a good fect this Sept. the "sexpert" - hasn't been of one woman, a religious fa- amounts about dealing with until they have a partner. They tion," said Johanson. in a rural community. relations, though. partnership. By the age of 12 her. Edwards said the inclusion around the block. Nor is she a natic. people, and no longer get so should just chill-out," said She rejects the label femi- of a smoking section in the res- "I was bored", McConnell femme fatale who frequents "She listens to every show nist, preferring to call herself a taurant would more closely re- said tense about things," she adds. Johanson. semble a "real" restaurant set- Now on call 24 hours a day bars—she believes enrolling in and writes, telling me she's Actually, "chill-out" seems She herself is chilled like a humanist. "Men get shat on ting and provide additional and running a business on her a gourmet cooking course is a enraged. I call her the triple- to be the advice of the day fine bottle of wine - to perfec- and more men get abused by training for the students. own McConnell does not have better way to meet a mate. She underliner," referring to the offered by Johanson. She ad- tion. The well-balanced women than is known. Men "The host or hostess would time to get bored. is a mother of three and grand- three ink colors she uses. "If vises - don't stay in a go-no- woman can cite no pet peeves don't have the monopoly on learn how to deal with a smok- mother of one. violence. I'm an egalitarian, ing section," he said. McConnell started her video someone is going to go to all where relationship, respect and can't imagine doing any- Pat, a first year Hotel and business before the video In 1970 she opened a birth that trouble, all I can say is get yourself, don't date married thing other than what she does not a feminist," said Johanson. Restaurant Administration stu- explosion it was a great dent, said the work in an estab- opportunity but there were lishment with a smoking sec- little resources to rely on. tion is, "a little more demand- Children at the "Centre" of Attention ing," and that there is, "more For the first few years it was business with a smoking sec- all trial and error, working long to drop by and watch their between 2 and 5 years of age is members, employees of the Susan Tessler, program spe- tion." hours, and going at it alone. It by Dawn Devcic children interact with staff and $18.40 per day or $368.00 per college and some parents is cialist for Child Day Care Ser- Peterer agreed that the ex- was not until the third year clusion of a smoking section other kids. month and $27.45 per day or charged to oversee and ratify vices. has taken away from the au- that McConnell began to hire "To me it seemed that staff $549.00 per month for a child the budget in order to get ap- The greatest challenge fac- thenticity of a restaurant set- employees. Yes, those children seen at the day care didn't think of under 2 years of age. proval from Child Day Care ing the day care—which will l a lonely ting at the Assiniboia. Because a "It can be roaming the halls attend Red it as just a job, they were so The day care receives fund- Services. celebrate its 25th anniversary the restaurant is less busy, it is w experience," said McConnell. _ nurturing and that made me ing from an operating grant "The proposed budget goes in Oct. 1995—is, "trying to not as "industry-like," he said. Ko River Community College— McConnell went on to Clients ask if there is a smok- the day care, that is. feel comfortable," said Kim issued by the province, parent to our finance section for as- work within a tight budget,"

son promote the benefits of ing section, said Pat, but added Hilderman, a former nursing fees, and fund raising. sessment which activates the said Reznik. working in a rural community There are currently 48 chil-

that the clients aren't too con- Jay grant approval process," said dren at the day care, most of student whose son James at- A board consisting of staff cerned when they find out there and left this advice: work hard, by isn't one. take calculated risks, and treat whom are children of either tended the centre for two to Edwards said that he doesn't customers like gold. students or staff with a few years. expect to see a smoking section pho McConnell's business from the community. "We effectively meet the Northwestern College of Chiropractic in the Assiniboia soon. "We provide quality care for needs of the entire fam- stresses customer service and is now accepting applications for its next three entering classes. children 18 months to five ily," said Reznik. 'Tarents takes that with her when (April 1995, September 1995, January 1996) years of age," said the day can have peace-of-mind me" interviewing employees. care's director Colleen Reznik. while their children are at General requirements at time of entry include: "Your staff is extremely Day care staff have either a the centre." • At least 2-3 years of undergraduate college in a health science or important. You have to relay • degree or diploma in early Child nutrition and ex- basic science degree program. (Inquire for a complete list of specific , sai SA vice presideni on them to be your right hand. wanking for people," she said. child care education, qualifi- ercise are key components tudents aff4irs RoseAnna Wilbur:g_ works with Many business owners find it requirements.) SVorking or' the cations that can be obtained to quality care at the day • A minimum G.P.A. of 2.5. (A more competitive G.P.A. is favored.) "IN.; Winnipeg Harvest and she is extremely difficult to find and care, according to Reznik. A personal interest in a career as a primary care physician. *:4445-. °C1a9,9P 11a4 p rmustolaunchaestudents keep good staff." through RRCC's Child Care • Services Department. Children are given four foOtItdol',....nation campaign for The word of mouth rural Northwestern College of Chiropractic offers a rigorous four year professional Evantaga " `0411eger.13 food Graduates of the program, snacks daily, three of network is a very powerful education. Our focus on science, diagnosis, chiropractic methods, patient 1%-c14 1nderndent. such as current supervisor Lisa which are from the four which can make or break a care and research provides our graduates with the r- Rhone, have found jobs at the major food groups, but business. tools they need to work as primary care physicians in the health care day care upon graduation. parents are responsible for irprir- sc. Arsi 'Teople communication is environment NWCC is fully accredited by North Central Association of The day care acts as a lab supplying lunch. Igt -‘ can be asifirif4:(Zita mum- very important but la" A Colleges and Schools and the Council on Chiropractic Education. teen by deadly if the customer service facility for students enrolled The day care is licensed motional isn't there," said Kozak. in the Child Care Services pro- and monitored by the O' Community involvement is gram, students are never left Manitoba Child Daycare At* the rural alone with the children accord- Services Office which is at o also very important to Call: 1-800-888-4777 or 888-4777 business community. All of ing to Reznik. under the jurisdiction of fors tc amts fo'. care centre operates the Manitoba Family Ser- Write: Director of Admissions the panelists can be found The day .. ,q emit .experir • 11%0 2501 West 84th Street, Minneapolis, MN 55431 sitting on one board or a nother,, witY. an "open-door policy" vices Department. . feu utt or sponsoring a community where parents are encouraged The cost to care fora child CfCglitiltithf Pai event. October31,1994 Editorial afrojector

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Letters to the editors are Letters welcome on any subject, A SUB par performance but must be signed. The Thanks given government that states the if Projector reserves the purpose room, the CMOR Ra- dio Station and the Students' the money isn't used to con- right to edit for good by Todd K. Besant A big thank you to all taste, length, and Association offices." struct the building, the cash is those who donated blood legality. The study also states that the, turned over to charities that at the Red Cross Blood "recognition of the need for the government chooses. Donor Clinic at the College The Projector offices Question: when is a build- the new building has come Or that, as far as I know, the on Oct. 25. the clinic was a were once in the ing fund not a building fund? from several sources." One of signing authori ty on the bank great success with 225 per- projecti on booth near the Answer: when it is the Stu- the sources was the response accounts hasn't been changed sons donating, 74 of those *%, South Gym, This is dent Union Building Fund. to "Bug Day" surveys in which about ten years. were first time donors. We where the 26 year old You may be familiar with student declared the need for None of the problems sur- surpassed our goal of 201 Projector got its name. the generalities of the 'SUB a campus pub. rounding the SUB Fund are donations. Fund' if you happened to read It also says that CMOR was the current SA executive's My special thanks to the last week's Projector article to expand to an FM station to fault. It's a problem they in- AITP"s The editors can be Students' Association and , 1,1 114110 contacted in Trailer K, concerning the possible relo- justify the space allotted it. herited, like pattern baldness to the class reps for assist- (near the west student cation of the Students' Asso- Really. or velour furniture. ing with the promotion and parking lo t), through the ciation offices. The feasibility study also But they do have to deal to Cory Petrachek for being Students' Association But what you may not be includes inventory lists, in- with it and to some extent a great "blood drop". Our office, or by calling 632- familiar with is the history of cluding how many bottles of they have tried. appreciation also goes out 2479. For advertising the SUB Fund. beer, liquor and wine would But more definitive action to the Security and Facility be needed each month (sped- is needed. BRINGS information, please call The fund hasexisted for over staff and to the instructors 632-2375 or FAX 632- a decade and stemmed from fying which brands); three Right now the SUB Fund who gave their students the 7896. the desire to have a building years of financial forecasts has around $400,000. The SA time to attend. You all did a that would serve a purpose (based on a student population will never get its own build- great job. similar to the University of of 17,532(!!!) and a staff of 660 ing and really doesn't need it. GLOBAL PRODUCTS FROM Thanks again, Manitoba Student Union as primary target market); So the question becomes wha t a Thepigifer t or building. drawings of squash courts, should be done with the Phyllis Law photocopies of office furniture, Obviously, the SA doesn't money? Manager, suggested staff salaries, etc. have its own building. Should the money be rolled Health Centre AROUND THE So, what it does the SA does As you can see, it's quite the into the proposed renova- little document. Editor-in-Chief have for over a decade's worth tions? Letter from As for the blueprints, the Todd K. Besant of "effort"? Should students, past and the News Editor Well, it has a 211 page fea- only time I see them is when present, pay for renovations News Editor sibili ty study, a few score pages the SA executive is having a and repair to what is a gov- Dear Unemployed and of blueprints and a specifica- bout of either wishful thinking ernment building? Annoyed, Annette Elvers • • or incredulity. WO RI D tion manual "big enough to I don't think so. •• • • • • • choke a goat." (-News Ed.) Which leaves us with the If the provincial govern- I couldn't print your letter • • • Arts & Entertainment Editor Of course, to receive this Specification Manual. ment is willing to kick in $2 because you didn't sign your Aileen Goos forest of paper the SA had to Stage One. million dollars to partially name, but I will give you an spend a little cash. It's about the size of a phone fund construction, maybe answer. You're right, that is the SA About $250,000, give or take book. It's basically a list of they should kick in the total Design and Layout president's fiancee working in $50,000. (Damn fine eating for materials describing every- amount. NOVEMBER 7-10,1994 the info booth. Her name is Rod Kremer thing from what a goat. -News Ed.) . kind of ex- I think the money should Carlene Sheard, and she was Yes, that figure is correct. haust fans would vent the be put into the endowment hired to the position by Cord Advertising Yes, it leaves my mouth dry building to how big the salad programs or into a project that Fardoe, SA executive director TO RED RIVER COLLEGE -111 a Design Consultant too. bar would be. could also benefit the alumni and Kent Morgan, director of Warren Yarema Now, the feasibility study is Now, this is just a brief in- who contributed to the fund. public relations and my favorite part. troduction to the state of the What ever is done with the communications. It was completed in August SUB Fund. There is just too According to SA president SUB Fund it must happen only Advertising & Sales of 1983 and states, "the facili- much weirdness surrounding Randy Rummery, she is sooner rather than later. they Guy Lussier ties in thebuilding will include it to describe. temporarily filling in until After all, students are still find someone permanent for a pub, food area, racquetball For example, the pithy little paying into it and they de- the job. and squash courts, a multi- caveat in the contract with the serve to see some results. lrojector Arts fr Entertainment Octofter31 1194 Controversy strikes MTC mainstage NkcNom4 • LISTEN to CtIOR! lo this complex drama than a not knowing how the by Tricia Schers student's complaint. Edmonton audience reacted. "I like to think it makes The controversial nature of • READ The Projector! The latest Manitoba Theatre people think," said Lamont this play has caused the MTC Centre production, David about the complex controversy to incorporate nightly discus- Mamet's, Oleanna is a play of Oleanna. sion groups (except on open- saturated in controversy. But Audiences across Canada ing night) for audiences to what controversy is, depends have been eliciting strong re- share their feelings about the • • WATCH the halls! on who you talk to. actions towards this play. play and its content. The rea- "The controversy in the play In Edmonton, audiences soning behind which seems to is about the nature of power," actually applauded when the lie in Mamet's delivery of the said John Bourgeois who por- professor slapped the student. play. He has taken a current trays the character John in the Opening night in Winnipeg, topic and centred a drama play. was short on that kind of dra- around it. Maria Lamont, making her matic response, but imagine "That incident does occur MTC debut performing the going into opening night regularly," said Bourgeois, role of Carol, feels that the con- knowing what happened in who strongly denies the idea troversy lies in "the history of other cities! that Mamet has created a story the production and peoples' Lamont seemed to take it in which causes audiences to reactions" as well as their pre- stride. question the legitimacy of conceived notions about sexual "We were confident with the sexual harassment cases. harassment and the play in production. Well, I was," she The play, however, is really general. said, further stating that they about the abuse of power. Essentially the play is about had a lot of support behind So what did Mamet intend a female university student, them which helped make to achieve with this play? Carol, who accuses her pro- things easier on opening night. According to its stars, it was fessor, John, of sexual harass- Bourgeois agreed about be- to show that both characters Discussion groups have been created to deal with ment. ing confident with the produc- have flaws that will draw a out contra, ersial play But there is much more to tion, though he admitted to a reaction about the world. The Divine Miss Ehm careers are behind the scene, time and lose your energy." October 26. by Todd K. Besant such as fighter pilot Kim Reid. Ehm said it's important for "It's a fantastic job, As Ehm writes in the books young people to know that "said Ehm of her 10 years Erica Ehm was in town re- introduction, the women in- "you don't have to party to be before the camera, and cently to do what she does best Sc %Anil; that you can be creative three behind the scenes. - talk. itnearvieierwolede models." and be cool." But "having a job for Ehm was promoting her first EhEhm m feels that after ten years While many people know 13 years can sometimes book She Should Talk: Con- as a veejay on MuchMusic, so that Ehm has used her creative become a little boring." versations with Exceptional has she. energy in song writing and "I've challenged Young Women About Life, "I'm very aware of my pub- acting, she is also a spokesper- myself to the fullest and Dreams and Success. lic image," said Ehm. "Luck- son for UNICEF. I've really used it to the "This is real proof that I ac- ily, my life is such that it fits

She sees it as doing her part fullest," said Ehm. complished something," said into what one would expect for positive change in the Now that she's done d Ehm, flipping through the from a role model." world and said that everyone on MuchMusic, Ehm ou pages of a copy. "It's very cl "I don't smoke, I don't do else has to do their part or said she'd like to take a Aq

tangible, not like television." drugs, I don't party." change won't happen. holiday. "On television when you do "First of all, if I smoke, I'm A portion of the proceeds "I need time to Aer os

an interview, it comes, it goes, going to get wrinkles and I'm from She Should Talk will reevaluate," said Ehm. u it's gone." far too vain to get wrinkles," benefit UNICEF. "And put some though moN

The book contains inter- said Ehm. Ehm will now have to get into where I want to Ie views with women in the pub- And Partying? her positive message out to focus myself." Ehm feels she's used her lic eye, such as Sarah "I don't party because you young people in other ways, talents to the fullest McLachlin, and women whose get old fast, you waste your as her last stint as veejay was Primus explores for funds

Of course, the five actors and one Ina co-production of Patrick Friesen's In existence for almost five years, by Connie Thiessen director that are Primus Theatre will Old Woman and the Bones. the theatre itself operates as a col- also be on hand. With a busy year According to the playwright and laborative entity. All artists do ev- Open your eyes and ears. Sink your ahead of themselves, the unconven- event organizer, Friesen said it was no erything from the creation level down teeth in taunts the poster for tional troupe will need all the support problem getting aline-up for the fund- to the actual staging of a production. 'Trimecuts," a Primus Theatre fund- it can get. raiser in support of the group. "We create an all original produc- raiser set for Nov. 2 at the West End They are presently rehearsing "Among their biggest fans are other tion much like a painter or writer or • and VISIT the Students' Association! (RM DM20). Cultural Centre. Scarabesque, their outdoor street per- artists," Friesen said "They are ex- any other artist," said director Rich- The event is a who's who of local formance planned for Spring, as well perimental, exploratory, process-ori- ard Fowler. "We differ from other talent featuring blues man Big Dave as producing three half hour radio ented. Other artists are intrigued by theatres in that what we do is done McLea n, jazz musician Larry Roy, and shows for CBC. that process. It was no trouble getting first by us. comedienne Deb Patterson among Touring Eastern Canada mid-No- people to volunteer. The list got too "We create ourselves. Writing,, cos- others in a medley of Winnipeg's fin- vember through December, in January long, there were so many interested." tumes, music, sets. Out of all the est performers varying from one end the group leaves for Europe where they Friesen himself, is one of those in- material, I create the final montage.' of the entertainment spectrum to the will research their next performance trigued artists. In his own words he The result is an unusual, very expe- other. Hosted by Terry McLeod of for children, scheduled for production was "astonished immediately" after riential type of performance, unri- CBC's Information Radio, the evening in fall 1995. seeing Primus in rehearsal and made a valed in Western Canada. will feature a silent auction of works Primus then presents a French ver- video for his Department of Education Tickets for Primecuts are $15, avail- by local artists and conclude with all sion of their previous won( The Night artists series. He subsequently joined able in advance by calling 943-9815 or GET INVOLVED!!! performers coming together in a gi- Room in March, and in April will col- the Primus Theatre board to see how at the door. Performances begin at 8 ant jam finale. laborate with musicians Groundswell he could help. p.m. October 311194 ARTS G ENTERTAINMENT liojector 'Projector lirts fr Entertainment October 31,119441 Peace tastes Our Lady Peace- Naveed The little drummer boy grew up (Sony) of Pumpkins by Aileen Goos inclination at pounding the As a session musician for that he's in the process of by Jarred Nolan skins for a living . His everyone from Marc arranging a similar event for singles out at the moment, "Birdman" branches of alternative music. aspirations started at a much LaBossiere to Cecile Brown , another charity. Pearl Jam's third al- and "Starseed", both of which have For a more mellow taste, the song The caption next to Steve earlier age. At four years old, Broadhurst has been afforded Though Broadhurst bum has already achieved fair success on radio and tele- "Naveed" provides this in terrific fash- Broadhurst in his grade eight Broadhurst said he would don the opportunity to become hasn't had trouble finding been released? vision. Don't think their talent is lim- ion. Thissongcontains the ever-chang- yearbook reads "Steven is a his headphones and play air what he feels every drummer work since leaving the Marc Wrong. ited to these two songs, though. This ing pace in the band's songs, with more drummer in the Gr. 8 band. drums to whatever music was should be: versatile. LaBossiere project - he's still What you've band is not a "one-hit-wonder". of an eerie, slow rhythm. In fact, it His favourite group is Iron on. "It's very important to me getting calls to sit in with been listening to is All 11 tracks on Naveed offer the best sounds very similar to Smashing Maiden. Ambition: drummer "My parents used to tell me that I can get on stage and jam various bands - he decided a new alternative range of alternative entertainment. Pumpkins "Rocket" . in a rock band." that when I was younger, I with anyone to any kind of to go to England, brushing rock group known Both released singles sustain hard, No matter what style their songs are Little did the staff at used pull out the decisionoffas "needing a as Our Lady Peace. high pitch guitars with screaming fashioned in, lead singer Raine Maida's Minnetonka school know. all the pots change." The misconception vocals. Theirs is the type of music that lyrics - all of which he wrote himself - "When I joined band, I had and pans," When I joined band, I had "I was asked a while ago you've perceived isun- one could lose their minds listening to. are interesting to say the least. They all to pick three instruments that mused to come over and play with derstandable., consider- have intriguing visions and messages, to pick three instruments. Still in the same genre of music, with the teacher would listen to you Broadhurst. some of the bands there," .1- ing Naveed, the band's de- a touch of funkiness are songs such as perhaps even disturbing to some. It play and pick which was "Anything I Obviously I was best on drums Broadhurst said. "I don't but, sounds just as good as "Supersatellite", and "Dirty Walls". seems many of his songs contain yours," recalled Broadhurst. could get my have any plans. I'll just go many other well-known al- These songs carry a Red Hot Chili Pep- emotions of suffering, loneliness, "I chose drums, sax and hands on that along with whatever ternative groups, such asPearl pers-esque beat, incorporating sorrow, frustration, and betrayal. trombone. would make a bang!" music," Broadhurst said. "I happens." Jam and Smashing Pumpkins. distorted guitars, fast-paced drums, If you're looking for an alternative "Obviously, I was best on Bang isn't the word to think you have to be able to do And though Broadhurst's Our Lady Peace is still a rela- and even beadshakers. They're songs group, try Our Lady Peace. You won't the drums - I guess it's just in describe Broadhurst's impact that or the whole thing gets plan, or lack thereof, may not tively unknown group, which that exemplify Our Lady Peace's tal- regret it. Hi! me." on the local music scene. At very old, very quickly." appear to have a method to its seems surprising. They have two ents and ability to reach different While Broadhurst packed for 23, he remains one of Broadhurst proved his madness, his motto should be a brief trip to England to work Winnipeg's most sought-after versatility two years ago when ' if it ain't broke, don't fix it." with the former drummer of drummers. He told the he organized a 24 hour drum- Performing at two or three Ambition: drummer in a All hail, the Philosopher Kings Level 42, he explanied over the Projector that Chris Burke- a-thon for Variety Club. All different clubs with just as rock band hooked into listening to find out if the crackles and buzzes of a bad Gafffney is waiting upon proceeds went to a music many bands in one week isn't The Philosopher Kings - The rest of the disc is as vibrant and connection that grade eight Broadhurts's return to begin program for physically- or unusual for the drummer. there. They would play the Philosopher Kings groovin'. And the Kings don't disap- band wasn't his first working with him. mentally-challenged children. Broadhurst is increasingly demos that were recorded in a becoming known for his work (Sony) point. "I've always church. Many of the tracks will have you wanted to do in the studio, having recently "They kept asking why I by Stan Mak bobbing your head in time to the funky something for charity," recorded with Mark Reeves wanted to work with them, rhythms and reveling in the smooth "THE WAR TOUCHES THE HEART explained Broadhurst. and the Groove and WHY? but they have spirit. I told Hip, jazzy, cool, and funky are some vocals of Kings lead Gerald Eaton. "I love children. I It's fun," Broadhurst said of them you have to set goals for of the words that come to mind when In the album's fifth track, "All To Wanted to incorporate his experience with WHY? yourself, no matter how A MUST-SEE MOVIE: music into helping "The first time I ever got to you listen to Toronto's Philosopher Myself", Ea ton croons that "Sometimes, 11.,„iii,•( hurt hill. N• ‘11(1\ ‘1% s) NUR MU impossible. That's what I try Kings. I just want to be funky', which seems them." Broadhurst hang out with them was at the to accomplish." In the Kings' debut outing, they man- to embody the entire recording. FROM -HIE DIRECTOR OF "FRIED GREEN TOMATOES" isn't sure how much the Variety Club drum-a-thon. We age an impressive blend of jazz, hip- The Kings are a great listen whether event raised,but added became good friends from pop and R&B with intelligent lyrics you're alone or entertaining friends. that make listening to the album an Their jazzy sound combined with a enjoyable experience. strong narrative structure makes this Barenaked and blushing From the disc's catchy opening track, one a keeper for any fans of contempo- "Turn My Head Around", you're rary fusion acid jazz music. I ..t' 1 by Aileen Goos case, was quickly deflated by "banging my head against the wall and trying to !Between Just when you thought it was safe to turn Wanted: one balding Jewish-Canadian remain funny, confident and sexy." the Covers producer with sweet d isposition who will He claimed that the only things that on your radio annoy the utter hell out of band. kept the band going are "food and girls", by Dave Patel Taking place in 1939, Mary Stuart to it. As for the romantic angle of the Any takers? adding that "humour is essential to the the who-dunnits and who's- whole thing." doinits celebrities are Masterson plays the role of Penny movie, it was a joke. Surprisingly, drummer Tyler Stewart If multi-platinum record sales are any reading Watching the new film Radioland Henderson, the reliable do-all assistant Perhaps in the thirties and forties of the Barenaked Ladies explained that Murders is like entering a time warp. of Radio czar General Whalen. (Ned running around trying to prove your this is how they hooked up with producer indication, the Toronto-based quintet have Sarah Brightman One minute you're in a modern movie Beatty) Whalen is trying to launch his faithfulness to your mate was Ben Mink. surpassed any expectations they've had of "It was a very arduous process working success. Sales from the release of "Be My Damage theatre and the next you're watching fourth national radio network. considered romantic, but not today. While General Whalen attempts to with Ben," Stewart said. "The band thing Yoko Ono" made history as the first by Josephine Hart the beginning of not only electronic Lucas night want to stick to his strong media, but also live entertainment and keep his sanity and entertain the head suits that he established in the Star got lost. For two and a half months, we independent release in Canada to go gold. gumshoe antics. honchos of his affiliate stations, Penny Wars films. were all suffering in Vancouver ." "Our last album had an outsider's point Sting Universal Pictures describes is left to keep the station humming. Despite its shortcomings in the Apparently, Mink (k.d. lang fame) isn't of view, looking in on fame," said guitarist The Gormenghast Trilogy Radioland Murders as a lightning-paced Along with all of her other duties, romantic and mystery areas, Radioland the only annoying person involved in the Ed Roberts . "This time it's pretty much the by Mervyn Peake romantic mystery-comedy". That's Penny has to deal with her husband Murders does have considerable making of this latest project, Maybe You other way around." quite a tall order to fill and despite the Roger (Brian Benben), who is attributes that make it a worthwhile Should Drive, who can wear on a persons' "We're famous, but we're not Aerosmith, Denis Leary great efforts of executive producer desperately trying to convince her that film to see. nerves. so we don't have any juicy tales to tell," Bill Graham Presents George Lucas the film only manages to he has nothing to do with the va-va-va The cast is phenomenal, filled with Having toured extensively to promote responded Stewart. "Our groupies are by Bill Graham make a couple of those requirements voom girl at the station. current, up and coming, and old hands the band's last effort, Gordon, Stewart said geeky young boys with glasses." work. From the very beginning of the in comedy. Masterson, who stars with that having to spend so much time with Given the average life-span of Canadian the other band bands, Stewart said he isn't Russell de Cade network's debut to Benben (HBO's Dream On) and Beatty, ELIJAH WOOD • KEVIN COSTNER.' the end of the film, members began to try concerned with becoming East of Eden is joined by Christopher Lloyd, Bobcat people keep Gold thwai te and Corbin Bernsen. Also EMPEESErn Obi his patience. another statistic on the ever- by John Steinbeck turning up dead. making appearances are Rosemary kin ID Piiiqu PM [IAN "You can't be increasing list of now-defunct The show Clooney and comedy great George Ilk fig Tall around the same Canadian bands. He mused Henry Rollins continues as the Burns. 11119ii BEI PIN' kilrfiliELEIN person for any that as long as the Ladies are Art of War police investigate extended amount of as popular as Loverboy, As all the action behind the scenes .92A. 01 by Tzu Sun the deaths. goes on, the jokes are non-stop - Fratta Will 915 time. After a while, Chilliwak, The Guess Who, you just want to yell and Honeymoon Suite, there The jokes keeping the audience laughing. In the IfSA L if you'd like a complete list, and gags come fast end however, the slapstick comedy 'stop biting your is no need for concern. send a S.A.S.E. to: and furious in this only hides the lack of romance and nails.'," Stewart said. With all the stress that talent-laden film, mystery enough to make this a decent "That's why we took goes hand-in-hand with Between the Covers but the mystery is movie. time off." touring and recording, how c/o MuchMusic not developed STARTS FRIDAY, Stewart admitted does the band relieve some of enough for the that they all began to the tension? 299 Queen Street West NOVEMBER 4TH Winnipeg's a grea t place to Toronto, Ontario audience to even dev- "Masturbation," tour. Their agress ive behavior Stewart exclaimed. M5V 275 pay any attention AT ATHEATRE NEARYOU. elop temporary egos "Whew, that was a close one!" which, in Stewart's has been frost-bitten: Stewart ng- October 4110 1194 Arts if Entertainment ?Wert& TIOIECtOl Comics Odder it 7991 41 Just clowning around While he said he enjoys tour- he stated. "Especially when , by Kim Wentz ing with celebrities such as you work until one o'clock at Celine Dion and Tom Jones, the clubs." fr, AIM ■ It's a living. Ljungberg said there are times Ljungberg's radio career in- ACTUALLY With a loaded schedule, lo- he'd rather be at home. cludes doing voices on CBC's , Is DE2_ "I think I'm on the road too satire show, Definitely Not the HE'S A cal comedian Jon Ljungberg AROUND much," he said, adding that Opera. said he's grateful for all that efr SQUARE Ljungberg he's been dealt . although being on the road can The only avenue "I love it," Ljungberg ex- take its toll, he has nothing to hasn't explored is television, claimed. "Especially now that complain about. but this will soon change. Com- I'm making a living at it." "If you're lucky enough to ics, Canada's first national tele- Ljungberg, who's inspired be doing what you like to do, vision show for comedians, has by comedians Groucho Marx that's half the battle right booked Ljungberg as the fea- and Robin Williams, started out there," he said. ture in early March. ‘_(he4Lhnithii in Winnipeg doing stand-up at Ljungberg may be a familiar "It's like Canadian Evening the Comedy Oasis. Following face in the comedy circuit, but at the Imprav with only one fea- BYO KNo\4 which, he became the house stand-up isn't the only thing ture instead of six," he said. 1 SAID EVERYONE will air Friday nights ReoMAy ANNoys vlkAT:5Th comic at Rumor's where he's that keeps him out of trouble. Comics LA) i-ki\VE been for the past four and a half Radio and television shows on CBC. ME WHEM YDU SH DU years. and his characa ture designs are Even though Ljungberg's 11-1Rovi AWAY ANTENIN1AE3 "I wouldn't be where I am a few ways he fuels his career. career keeps him busy, some E. ‘)“1 He began his five year stint people still don't take him se- -THESE KOoL- today if it wasn't for Rumor's. ARE NW- I'm very lucky. They are super in radio by cueing up CD's for riously. cAID PDINTs guys down there," he said. the Tom and Larry Show-a job His father, he said, is still A t506 The people at Rumor's aren't he said " monkey could do." waiting for him to get a real the only ones Ljungberg gives Eventually he was ap- job. But, he'd like to tell his credit to. Ljungberg said he proached by 92 CITI's Hugh father one very important wouldn't be as successful with- Evans to make a demo tape. thing: "I make more money out the encouragement he re- The project was only supposed than you." ceives from his wi fe, Janice Tho- to last a few weeks, but that Eventually, he'd like to do a P”' mas, an entertainment broker was last spring. show for everyone who told who runs Slapstick Produc- Evans and Ljungberg are still him to quit being a joker be- tions. working together, and can be cause he'd never be able to get IF You c.ANJ 0 NJ EARTH A ee yoU "She's 100 per cent respon- heard on 92 CITI between 6 a job telling jokes all day. er\ACNibR THAT rw HAT sa 3 sible for my career," he said. a.m. and 12 noon Saturdays. For anyone who thought IALKut AEourrt( Ljungberg said it's not easy he'd never make a living at it, You woNry END Whomever Ljungberg cred- Mom wanted me to be a doctor uP \C5 its, there's no doubt he's seen working those early mornings. he has one thing to say: "Oh uP \kiNqr)ERN(/ his share of success. "Waking up at five's a bitch," yes I am." AND DowN -1--i-k. E Aee Tu 5 de-As-I-ERNI seM,DP∎RD \Aik4Er4 ONE must YE'EG DPe.\-(5 ExPieess THER fO? --rt- riofee 5ILLIER Look INCA FOR k eviip0 I NTS Move over Ozzie and Harriet VINNIC0(3\0

by John R. Johnston niest Man in Winnipeg" con- test and went on to compete Tuning in the "2 Sports at the Comedy Club in Los Guys" won't get you the Angeles. latest scores or the high- Neither experts to earn a light clips of last night's full time living from the show. / LL /M6 egie-6E-AtiE game. Both hold down regular 4< Rick and James Loewen jobs outside the television and describe their irreverent radio show. Rick is a waiter/ look at the sporting world bartender at Earl's restaurant as "the most honest sports and James is a substitute show on television." teacher. WANTED Their honesty has paid "If it was money, we Student Volunteers dividends. Now in their wouldn't have done the show to work with the third season with CKY for free for three years on Students' Association television, "2 Sports Han hr crOcrtling entre. bee borne. mane Ocei mil morel So, which one wears the pants? Videon," Rick laughed. Guys" In their Videon days, they the year." turn yerself In ter a ( Saturday at 11:30) is Man- used to meet at their favorite watering reward. itoba's highest rated weekly sports One theory as to why the two are as Varmint! hole to start talking sports before head- show. popular as they are is that they don't ing off to the studio. • "Sports are like politics, or mov- conform to the "norm." Regular view- "The show ended up being a con- 477. 11 • s aft ers have seen their favorite sports ce- so' ies, or anything else," explained tinuation of what we started in the bar James. 'People either like Keith lebrities asked questions about their and then we' d head back after the Tkachuk or they think he's a mo- first cars, what did they buy their girl- show." ron. People either like us or they friends with their first big paycheque, In seven years the show has trav- hate us. Our show is straight sub- what do they order on their pizzas and elled from its beginnings at Videon to jectivity, straight opinions, and a who has the nicest dressing rooms. 975 CKJR FM, to its present location focus on something different for a "We're not 60 Minutes.," they offer. on CKY television and and 92 CITI FM. change." "We're not trying to dig up any dirt." Their casual approach is a refreshing No sport or celebrity is untouch- The show is based on the simple but view into games and players that often able in their eyes. effective premise of two guys sitting take themselves far too seriously. "We think sports is placed on too around in jeans and T-shirts talking "Millionaires against billionaires, high of a pedestal," James said . "We about sports. Or, anything else that who cares," is their quick summation like to have some fun with it." happens to pop into the conversation. of the current lack of baseball and They don't make any claims of "Other than TV sportscasters, do you hockey games. being sports experts. Rick admits know anyone who puts on a suit and You can catch Rick and James in that they "know way less than some tie to talk about sports?" James asked. person at the Elephant and Castle ev- of our callers." If you find the show's off the wall ery Monday night during the N.F.L. "But one thing I do know, San commentary and antics humorous, it season hosting a sports trivia contest. Diego [Chargers] are going to win may be because both the hosts have a "Beer is only two bucks and wings the Superbowl," he quickly added. background is stand up comedy. are twenty-five cents," Rick said. " I called them at the beginning of A few years ago, Rick won the "Fun- October 311994 Comics VW& 'Projector Comics HEY KIDS! TuRN &Fr THE o.1 -TRIAL AND 6E1 I HAD THIS EXOTIC KIND o° *UR •OF COFFEE ...KEPT ME UP CRAYoNs! /Ds ALL NIGHT! 7H E SWEAR I'let 'DEPRESSED SEEING THINGS. Rock GOD

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Oh, God." has told my baba on a number of occa- lustrate a short story about the tween 9:00-4:00 p.m. River Community Collage.. One It was amusing until my whole class Winnipeg. Very convenient dose Just stay calm, walk over to the po- sions that, when she applies her make- on craftman air tools to view call Forks. Story is used as a literacy will be awarded to a second year by Angela Dowd was on stage during the graduation to bus stop. Dennis @ 489-5602 ceremony and that moment came when dium, no matter how tingly your head up, she reflects the qualities of a tool for mentally disabled adults. Business Administration student It is an excellent starter home, the school gymnasium became for just feels, and hope this royal blue robe can children's entertainer often found at Previous art work experience and the other to a second year circuses — but in a much newer vinyl siding, hot water tank, required. SERVICES Electronic Enginering Technology Last week, I was riding along in my 7,,, straightforward way. wiring, includes appliances, cen- student. cousin's mini-van, on my way to my MESSAGES Volunteer Reception Assistant IAN` •\,* N : q * \ ,\ .'t tral air, parking for two cars at the ::\ These kind of honest The selection of recipients will be 0\\\%; \:,‘:4\ baba and geed's fiftieth wedding anni- - ,....;:..,:\ \->. :k.,";.<: „-:•,4;;..N., ..::f.% \..N. \ ,.-..kk,,,,.. ‘. with previous office experience N N.:-. k...N:< ...„1,,,sN,'N•Nc... ,„\\ ,,,, \\ N., , . -.:, .., ZN \ •*... back yard. , \. spasms are rare occurrences in based on finacial need and aca- ., and the ability to work in a busy Reports, resumes and essays versary celebration. Of course, I was all This home Is available for rent ,T \w,: : kf,„7 k,, , the adult world. For instance, typed. Rates set with students in demic progress. done up and I wanted to make sure I k.,..:\.. .,..% . 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Di- It for consideration. it just looks like a bump." fish is real gross. Wanted to share apt w/ quiet, Just think how much Volunteer Speech and Language rect selling, catalog sharing, tast- Completed application forms will Very blunt and to the point but not friendly n/s female. Only $2501 Assistant required to work with easier shopping would be. I ing parties, fundraisers. Watkins be accepted at the Student what I wanted to hear. And then I mo. 15 min. drive to college. Lisa children following a program de- would walk in to le chateau The following is a list of volun- is an industry leader. CALL Awards Office up to and includ- thought how nice and honest that was. 885-2 I 04 (ans. mach.) signed by a speech clinician to and grab a bunch of things teen opportunities available In YOUR INDEPENDENT REPRE- ing Monday, Nevember 7, 1994. And then I became sad at the thought the Winnipeg area. If you are assist with articulation twice per think I would look good in. 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Amid all the chaos (what with me preparing for the big step out of any flabbier, miss?" or "Sony, Shevchenko School) my two little cous- a second as I stood up to get my di- foil the now curious eyes. Little Boobies." ins managed to come up with a nick- ploma. The entire congregation were It was embarrassing, but afterwards I'd only buy what I know looks good. name for me. It was "Little Boobies" suddenly made aware ( in stereo) of I realized how refreshing that inno- Money and time saved. Shopping the TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD FILL OUT THIS FORM this and "Little Boobies" that as hoards my new name and I got one of those cence is. But it was embarrassing. honest way. sensations when it feels like I had been My grandfather is one of the few Everyone should be so honest. The of relatives scrambled around ironing K -neve zez,v2., world would be so much cooler. Prob- AND RETURN, PREPAID TO THE EDITOR - - O -4'794 shirts, pinning corsages, and cooking given a local anesthesia in my head. grown ups who maintains that child- IN CHIEF, wies xi) like quality of being bluntly honest. He ably more embarrassing, but real cool. ak:,(V. z>71/271. 1.1,2fWV., perogies. "Oh, God," I winced to myself, "Oh, TRAILER K (WEST PARKING) t e /

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He does not go to school as Lawrence. But, if they look sort of The far as I know, I think he works full- like your grandma on speed, then time. I only met him last week. What Ace of Bass is probably more This space for NEXT ISSUE Of I NOVEMBER 14TH should I do? likely. But I do have one question. Getting Worried! Where the hell are you from?! Go 632- 2479 to sleep for crying out loud! Call Guts Lussier Ortder31,1554 Sports `Projector TION't01 Gargoyles ward off CAP Crazies Fraser takes championship hands down spends between two and three hours States, but it only has three stops," she The 'Goyles won the next nine points, winning the by Derek Dowsett final game 11-6. per day in the gym, but only about ten said. "So I play in men's tournaments opened the second half hours per week on the court. to keep sharp. I also work out at the by Derek Dowsett with a long drive, end- "It was definitely no fluke," said Rob "I laugh when I hear baseball pitch- University of Winnipeg with Enid ing in a beautiful Wasylyniuk, executive director of the Winnipeg has produced another ers complain about throwing 100 Brown, and that's really helped me." touchdown catch by Manitoba Handball Association. "She world champion that derserves a hand. pitches in one game," Fraser said. "Be- Fraser is next heading down to Port- The Gray Gargoyles have cap- Lange. This time the really worked her butt off, she deserves Lisa Fraser, an education student at cause that's roughly the equivalent of land for a women's tournament and tured the intramural flag football convert worked, mak- everything she accomplished over the University of Manitoba, recently there." playing one handball game." then plans to catch a men's open in championship, taking home the ing the score 19-7. returned from Dublin, Ireland, where Both Wasylyniuk and Fraser are hop- Minneapolis on her way home. prestigious RRCC coffee mugs. The Crazies refused Fraser didn't start playing until she she captured the women's World ing to capitalize on her success. They Since becoming the best in her sport, Led by quarterback Craig to quit, however, mov- was 20 years old, and ten years later, Handball Championship. plan on introducing the sport to she continues purely for the love of the Fraser has had very little time to relax. Hawryshko, the 'Goyles proved to ing the ball down field "It was amazing," Fraser said. "The younger kids and improving its recog- game. She is concentrating on finishing her be too much for the CAP Crazies, to the 15 yardline. crowd was really behind me and it nition across the province. "I receive about $1000 a year from degree and improving the state of hand- defeating them 25-20 in the final From there quarter- feels good knowing I had to be beat the "It's a great sport for kids to get the Canadian Handball Association," ball in Manitoba, but plans to play game. . back Jason Balness - best to win involved with," said Wasylyniuk. "Es- she said. 'That lasts for about two competitively for at least five more The win capped a perfect 6 and 0 called his own num- and I did!" pecially if they're already athletic, it'll tournaments, after that, I'm on my own. years. season for the first year Business ber, bowling over the Fraser defeated her arch-rival Anna improve their eye-hand coordination They did pay my way to the worlds "Handball is a game of progression Administration students. The -Fd 'Coyle defender for Engele of the United States in a thrill- and overall fitness." though, otherwise I wouldn't ha ve been and experience," she said. "And I've Crazies, however, didn't go down the touchdown. o ing three game final. After dropping Fraser described handball as being able to go." still got a lot to learn." without a fight. At this point, the the first game 21-11, Fraser battled back, comparable to racquetball without the With the World Championships ev- After graduation, Fraser is leaving "They're the best team we've 'Goyles offence taking the second 21-12. In the tie- racket and ery three years, Fraser plays ten months her options open, with one exception: played so far," said Hawryshko. seemed to take over, breaker, Engele jumped out to a 6-2 the physical demands placed on Fraser out of the year to keep in shape. teach anywhere," she laughed. "As "Things just seemed to go our way marching the ball lead, only to watch helplessly as Fraser would impress any pro athlete. She "There's a women's pro tour in the long as there's a handball court nearby." today." o down field, the "It's a great feeling, some of us Crazies' defence un- 2a hadn't even played football before, able to stop them. Fi- but we just seemed to gel together as Unidentified Gargoyle player eludes nally, Hawryshko ran a team." the ball into the end zone for his third Both converts failed, making the Facing a third and long situation, It's a The Crazies looked impressive in the touchdown of the game, effectively put- score 6-6. Hawyrshko found Mark Lange with a first half, driving the length of the field ting the game out of reach. After that the defences took over, long pass to the five yard line. From for a touchdown. The Crazies added a touchdown, but with both teams unable to move the there the quarterback keeper worked The 'Goyles answered right back, by then it was a case of too little, too late. referee's with Hawryshko keeping the ball and ball until late in the first half. again, putting the 'Goyles in front 12-7 at the half. running for a touchdown. "Projector life Your campus news source. A bad case of sports withdrawal by Cameron Macintosh with your life, like getting one." 2. 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I speak from experience, having out my family if I didn't resolve the After some testing, he concluded I the Cre Comm Coleslaw for a puck FREE CONSIGNMENT worked as both a linesman and a ref- NHL. lockout) had a bad case of sportingditus and a jock. (I had to throw in the jock Financing Avail., OAC eree in the Winnipeg Minor Hockey I'm suffering big time. I mean, who withdrawlasitis (a common ailment to sweeten the deal) Association for the past six years. can blame me? I take one step outside found in small, African field mice but I'll leave it to you to rare to North America). draw your own conclu- No two games are ever the same, so and breathe in that cool fall air and tunity to protect himself from the check, and have a player suspended because In life accidents will happen with no He pinpointed three symptoms that sions, but I think I'm there is always an uncertainty each expect to be able to catch a hockey therefore no penalty was warranted. another player did something foolish. prior warning. The same is true of led him to his diagnosis, and I have handling things quite time you step on the ice. game on the tube. Instead, I see some Students: By this time, a whole flock of specta- Although unfortunate, the blame for hockey. well. Games that start out as fast, peaceful two-headed mid gets breathing fire. (Or graciously decided to share them with .Project yourself into the future today the incident should have gone to the The rules are designed to d iscourage Now if you don't outings can turn into slow, ugly blood tors, mostly parents, had converged at was that another spell?) you this week. with cutting-edge computer software the glass above the spot where the player who was hit. It was his own play that will resul :11 inju7 - but ev- 1. The patient has a tendency to mind, I've gotta go see feuds as the result of one incident. Anywise, it's a shame we can't be injured player went down. All of whom fault for turning his back while he was eryoneincludingpl., ers,cc scream out various chants at awkward my shrink. He says he instruction. Focus on learning to earn One such incident occurred in a game watching a brilliant save by Tim were calling for the other player to be being hit. spectators must act esponsibly to Cheveldae, a breathtaking breakaway times. This symptom first showed up wants to convince me for your brighter future. Don't let the I worked last year. A player was checked into the boards thrown I'm not saying that the reaction of the sure that they are c' :erved. goal by Teemu Selanne or a when I was at the zoo. I wasn't aware that I didn't hit the info superhighway pass you by. saying rt _fees don't make by an opponent as they were both go- out of the game. coach and parents is typical. In most I'm not knucklehead penalty by Tie Domi. that a young boy was being mauled by game winning, World Human error is a much a CALL US AT DON AYRE & ASSOCIATES: 947-0002 ing for the puck. The player on the Another coach was attending to the instances where a player appears to be mistakes. Now I can hear all you non-sport bears when I screamed out "Go Bru- Series clinching home- hockey as it is ever} ly lift. inside fell to the ice and remained mo- injured player, who turned out to be hurt the common reaction of all in- part of fanatics out there saying "Boo hoo, ins!". Let's just say the final results run last year. 1002-213 Notre Duo An., However players, coach°. and fa.. Wining, Manitoba, 131 1N3 tionless. just a little shaken. volved is to ensure the players well who really cares? Maybe now you can weren't pretty. In fact, I couldn't bear to "Back, back, way theme yes abou t W. (204) S47-0002. Paz (204) 347-56211 The play was called and the coach of However the first coach continued being. have to better ed Ica to find something more productive to do watch. back...It's outta here!" so they can better understand the injured player rushed on to the ice. to scream that there was no penalty, he However, as an official there was the rules However, the coach walked past the said that this would cost his team, which nothing I could have done earlier in the the interpretations of the officials. injured player and began yelling at me was loosing, a 5 minute power play. game to prevent that one freak inci- Referees . n only do something for not calling a hit-from-behind pen- In the coaches mind the power play dent from happening. about red( -s play after : happe, alty. had taken precedence over the well- The only thing I could have done coaches and ::)layers can guarantee it I explained that the hit was not inten- being of a 15 year old boy. was assess a penalty afterwards, but never happens. tional, and the player had every oppor- I was not going to penalize a team no penalty was warranted.