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blur_HHl §\ VOLUME 71, ISSUE 17 , CORAL GABLES, FLA. FRIDAY.NOVEMBER 5,1993 Morris takes over as UM coach By JASON MOLINET already," infielder Luis "Whico" Hernan­ Sports Editor dez said. "It has been a long eight weeks. For the third time in as many months, Coach (Turtle)Thomas has done an excel­ the University of Miami baseball team has lent job. We're just all eager to have a a new head coach. Jim Morris was named coach and ready to get out on the field the Hurricanes' eighth baseball coach Tuesday." Thursday in an afternoon press confer­ Thomas, the Hurricanes' interim ence at the Hecht Athletic "enter. coach, will remain a part of Morris' staff. Morris left his 12-year co.ching stint The position opened when Brad Kelley at University behind him resigned on Sept. 3. Kelley, a longtime when he was offered the job by Miami UM assistant under Ron Fraser, took the Athletic Director Paul Dee Wednesday job last season when Fraser retired after morning. 30 seasons at Miami. He led the Hurri­ SEAN HEMMFRUF. / Staff Photographer "We at the University of Miami are canes to a 33-22 mark, but the team was • FRIEND OR FOE? Hemp Aware­ proud of the fact that we have conducted a eliminated after two games at the NCAA ness group members work to legalize search and were able to attract the talent South I Regionals last June. marajuana. See Accant, page 4. of people from around the country that we're able to attract," Dee said. "There Morris, meanwhile, guided the Yellow •Physical Graffiti will leave its marie wasn't a coach that we had any interest in Jackets to a 47-14 record last season and on the UC Patio. that wasn't tremendously interested in earned the top seed at the NCAA Atlantic •ee Accent, page 4 this job. This is truly one of the great Regional. intercollegiate baseball coaching jobs." "I know we're starting practice Tues­ Morris was among two finalists for the day and I can't wait to get started," Mor­ mm job. Long Beach State University Coach ris, who arrived in Miami Thursday, said. I Doctors work to save others' lives. Dave Snow was also being considered. "I don't know exactly where we're prac­ SEAN MEYER/Special to The Hurricane The Miami Hurricane reported Snow ticing at, but I'm very excited about start­ • NEW COACH: Jim Morris, 43, became the Hurricanes' eighth baseball" coach See Opinion, page 3 would receive the job in its Oct. 19 issue. ing and seeing this club and getting ready "It's been a relief to have a head coach for next season." Thursday. A former utility player in the Boston Red Sox organization and a State assistant, Morris fills the position vacated when Brad Kelley resigned Sept. 3. Bleeding for UM Duplex issue not yet resolved

By DARIN KLAHR Contributing Editor Coral Gables Assistant City Manager and Univer­ sity of Miami Community Relations Committee Secre­ tary Sanford Youkilis said the ongoing debate over the Coral Gables zoning code's definition of "family" may apply to a broader scope of residences than simply duplexes. "I have to admit that after the last meeting I didn't realize that the regulation was also in apartments," Youkilis said. "Essentially, it says an apartment, as defined in the zoning code, must also have one family." In a move that may affect all University of Miami residents living off-campus in Coral Gables, the UM/Community Relations Committee unanimously recommended Monday to the City Commission that "the appropriateness of the use of the word 'family' in the zoning code be reviewed." CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Edilor CRC chairman and UM Vice President for Student Affairs William Butler said he was pleased with Mon­ • SPEAKING UP: Tonja Patrick speaks before the day's meeting. Coral Gables/UM Commjnity Relations Committee "I think we did what we set out to do," he said. at City Hall on Monday. I eft to right: Tonja Patrick, "That was to get the matter to the proper authority senior; Steve Wittmer, vice president of the Commu­ and to have a review of it." nity Relations Committee and CPA; senior Jason Youkilis said the committee's recommendation will be discussed at the City Commission's Nov. 23 meet­ Chorches, Interfraternity Council president; and, ing. The Commission will decide whether to refer the senior Adam August, Student Government Presi­ matter to the Planning and Zoning Board, which would dent. send proposed code changes to the Commission. You­ kilis said the issue could be resolved by January or Our neighborhood is not the City Beautiful anymore." February of 1994. The community's quality of life was a chief concern Members of the committee said the code's current among area residents. ISABEL GRIFFITH/Slaff Photographer definition of family was too vague. "Living in Coral Gables is about standards and it's • NEEDLED PRESIDENT: President Fdward T. Foote II donates blood as part of the American Red "I think the City Attorney is having a difficult time about maintaining those standards," Coral Gables res­ Cross' annual Homecoming blood d-ive campaign. "I am proud to participate in this blood drive so because this can become a constitutional issue," said ident Carlos Bolero said. "I think this is one of the ably organized and led by my fav. ite students,'' Foote said. Between Tuesday and Wednesday 386 CRC member Dr. Joe Briggle. "Who gives you the issues that I think needs to be projected to the stu­ pints of blood were collected, ihe goal is to collect 1,000 pints. Left- Derrick Keaton Red Cross right to decide who lives where? You have a prime dents. We're proud of our city and this is one of the volunteer and in rear, law student Ken DeMoor. example of two elderly ladies who live together for reasons that [Coral Gablesl is one of the places where financial reasons because they can't afford to live sep­ you know you can buy a home, and 20 or 30 years arately. That's like many students, and I think this is down the road it's going to hold its value and it's going why the City Attorney is wrestling with this issue." to be a nice place to live because of these standards of "I think that the board came to an understanding our city. that the issue of overpopulation in Coral Gables is not "If they're going to be in the neighborhood, they a student issue but rather a Coral Gables zoning should be like us," he added. issue," said Adam August, Student Government presi­ CRC member and Interfraternity President Jason WVUM celebrates power increase dent and CRC member. "I think that our committee Chorches, senior, said he wondered what those "stan­ By ZULIMA ROSENOW picked up across Dade County. ible," Robson said. "They just came to an understanding, and we are preparing our­ dards" were. Hurricane Staff Writer Now, WVUM can also be heard don't stop calling and I mean that in selves to be more informed to make a recommenda­ "It is something that struck a bad tone in my think­ After months of work, more than in southern and central sections of a very positive way." tion in how [Coral Gables] should set their policy." ing," Chorches said. "It was said and that just bothers 60 stidents and faculty members Broward County. Freshman Catherine Papafotis, a August said the CRC requested that City Attorney me when you say, 'Everyone has to live like us, by involved with WVUM 90.5 FM cel­ "This frequency is the max it can newscaster, said she feels "a lot Robert Zahner appear before the committee to pro­ certain standards.' " ebrated Monday the long-awaited go to before interfering with more pressure to do a good job vide his opinion. Zahner, after stating Oct. 7, that the UM senior Tonja Patrick and junior Jenny Keady, power increase with a ribbon-cut­ fWCIX| Channel 6 and it is some­ because there are so many more zoning code "would not allow three or four students to who live in the duplex at 4951-55 Ponce DeLeon ting ceremony. The power thing that today is nearly impossi­ people listening now." lease the place," has not returned repeated telephone Blvd., said they understood the importance of "main­ increase comes at the 25th anni­ ble to get," said Ray J. Vaughan, Vaughn encouraged WVUM calls. taining a good quality of life." The students said they versary. General Manager of WVUM in staff to take good care of the fre­ "IZahner] felt there could be better wording," You­ are good neighbors, good students and that the zoning "This is a great moment for 1981. quency. He also thanked Channel 6 kilis said. "I guess the word could be uncomfortable." code should not discriminate against UM students; it WVUM and its future," said Nikki Vaughan, the technical manager for donating the $12,000 antenna At the meeting, neighbors and students expressed should apply to all cases. Tominac, general manager of for Dynamic Cablevision of Florida, which sits on top of Hecht Residen­ their opinions on whether the Coral Gables Zoning "It is important to realize that it is possible to have WVUM. has been active in helping WVUM tial College. Code should be enforced or reviewed. a single family be bad neighbors, not just students," Since it began in 1965, South with its power increase project. Vaughan praised William Butler, Evelyn Buddy, a Coral Gables resident living on Keady said. Florida's Alternative Voice has Teardrop Robson, promotions vice president for Student Affairs, Benevento Avenue, said she did not feel that the CRC "There are others in our neighborhood who are not gone from 10 watts to the 1,300 director and co-disc jockey for the for "being dedicated to seeing the came to any resolution. students and do not meet the definition of a family," watts recently granted by the Fed­ All-request show said she has future possibilities of a campus "We have had an. awful lot of people living in the Patrick said. "On the [meeting's] agenda, it says 'stu­ eral Communications Commission. never been so busy with caller duplexes and in the single-family homes," Buddy said. dents' and we kind of feel it should say, 'affected Since the 1980s, the station trans­ requests. "I don't think that is what Coral Gables is all about. neighbors' because there are others in the area who mitted at 365 watts and could be "The amount of callers is incred­ See page 2/ WVUM We are not going to continue being the City Beautiful. don't meet these definitions." Newly elected SG senators Student food drive kicks-off excited, uncertain of goals Hunger and Homeless Week

By LISA J. HURIASH hope for a large turnout but many ByJODYJACKSON The event is also part of Lambda Associate News Editor people don't vote because there Assistant News Editor Chi Alpha's North American Food Twelve Student Government are less things to vote for. It's less Campus organizations and local Drive philanthropy. Food will be senators were sworn in at Wednes­ popular than the presidential elec­ area merchants are sponsoring a collected at 221 college campuses day's SG meeting. tion." food drive this weekend as part of throughout the United States and Several of the new senators said Hurricanes Help the Hometown Canada this weekend. they were still not certain of their Quanda Kimbrough, chairman of and as a kick-off to National Hun­ "The entire Coral Gables area goals, but were anxious to start the Elections Commission, said 13 ger and Homelessness Week, from has been covered," said Greg work with SG. students voted in Tuesday's run-off Nov. 15 to 22. Rash, food drive co-chairperson "I just got elected (as Commuter election for Stanford Residential and member of Lambda Chi Alpha. Food must be dropped off by 4 "We distributed 3,700 flyers North Senator] and haven't had College senator and Commuter p.m. Saturday at the Lambda Chi much time think about |my goals]," North senator. throughout the community. On Alpha fraternity house, 5900 San Saturday, we'll go back to those Adrian Villaraos. "But I hope to Amaro Drive. keep working in (the) Academic Those sworn in include Fresh­ homes to collect food and 2,000 Affairs [Committee] and make man Senators Kira Brenman and "If you want to help, just show more." things easier for commuters." He Greg Nalwalanik; Sophomore Sen­ CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Editor up at Lambda Chi on Saturday and bring canned foods," said Victoria Rash said more than 200 people said he will work to get cheaper ators James Graham and Victoria I DO: Twelve Student Government senators were sworn in Wednes­ rates for commuters in the cafete­ Mendez; Apartment Area Senator Williams, food drive co-chairperson are involved in the collection. day. and member of Zeta Tau Alpha. Members of sponsoring organiza­ ria. Joseph Maled; Eaton Residential tions collected food from the Senior Ira Miller, Speaker of the College Senator Cristi Hammond; All food items collected will be offices of faculty and administra­ Senate, said 360 people voted in Hecht Residential College Senator Row Senator James Warble; Com­ Senator Michael Skowler, Com­ picked up by the Daily Bread Food tion Thursday. the Senate election Tuesday and David Freilich; Mahoney Residen­ muter North Senator Adrian Villar­ muter Central Senators David Bank on Sunday. Donations to the Wednesday. tial College Senator Dan Schulster; aos and Commuter South Senator Kirby and Maya Beydoun and Com­ food bank will be distributed to "We're expecting 10,000 pounds "That's a pretty average [turn­ Pearson Residential CoUege Sena­ Paul David Diaz. muter North Senator David shelters and centers of food to be collected in our area," out]," Miller said. "We always tor Amy Rosenberg; Fraternity Stanford Residential College George were also elected. for the hungry and homeless. said Rash.

r » Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. November 5, 1993 Burger 'king' Station's CAMPUS CALENDAR shares story potential TODAY desk in Mernck 120. For informa­ • Korean Students Associa­ tion contact Alan Prince at tion will be meeting at 5 p.m. on 284-2265 or 358-0644. By LORENZO PEREZ Hurricane Staff Writer Friday, Nov. 5 in the Eaton class­ • The School of Business audience room. For information contact Administration urges all stu­ Before McDonald's ever opened its doors, James Chris Yoo at 284-6840. dents who are considering trans­ McLamore was selling Whoppers for 39 cents. I I M School of Music pre­ ferring into the school to see an McLamore, Burger King's founder, spoke to a sents the University of Miami Per­ adviser in the Office of Undergrad­ group of more than 20 UM students Wednesday night at Eaton Residential College. Currently chairman boosted cussion Ensembles at 8 p.m. at uate Academic Services, Merrick CHRIS BERNACCHI/Photo Editor 104, before enrolling in spring emeritus for the Burger King corporation, McLamore Gusman Concert Hall. Admission is • THE ORIGINAL WHOPPER: Burger King founder free. classes. Call 284-4641 to make an said the route to his burger dynasty was not an easy WVUM I From page 1 SATURDAY appointment. one. James McLamore talks with student Anne Meyer • The Organization of Jew­ • Legacy is having a kickoff for "It was a big struggle the first couple of years," after speaking Wednesday at Eaton Residential Col­ radio station," back in 1965 when ish Students is having the party Legacy '94 is November 10 at the McLamore said. "You got to spend a lot of time mak­ lege about how to be a big fry in the business world. few other colleges considered the "Under the Sea" from 9 p.m. to 1 Alumni House. President Foote ing mistakes before you could experience any suc­ idea. door, .md I spent many nights there on the graveyard a.m. on the back patio of 1100. will be speaking. All juniors and cess." Butler was secretary of the cor­ Stanford Dr. There will be food, seniors are invited. For informa­ McLamore is chairman emeritus of the UM Board shift," he said. porate board of WVUM when it music, and fun! For information tion contact Jeff Brooks at of Trustees and he served on the search committee In 1951 he moved to Miami, his wife's hometown, was being formed. He has served contact Laura Zel at 665-6948. 284-4401. which selected President Fdward T. Foote II. He and opened a small restaurant on Brtckell Avenue, on for more than 25 years as chairman • The Latin American Stu­ • The Golden Key National shared his own rags-to-riches story as encouragement the first floor of an office building. eif the corporation. Butler called dent Association, Phi Beta Honor Society induction cere­ for the students. Three years later, he opened the first Burger King the radio station a "labor of love" Sigma, and Zeta Phi Beta invite mony will be held on Thursday, McLamore graduated from Cornell University's restaurant in Miami, going into business with a friend and said he was very proud to see you to a party at the Rathskeller at Dec. 2, at 7:30 p.m. in the Fla­ School of Hotel Management in 1947. but he said then from Cornell University. McLamore is quick to point how the station has developed. 1(1 p.m. Com* and dance: reggae, mingo Ballroom. There was an he wasn't quite sure he was made foi the restaurant out that Burger King opened for business in Miami The station started out as an hip-hop, merengue, salsa, etc. ID error in the letter of invitation; we business. several months before Ray Kroc opened the first extracurricular activity for stu­ required. For information contact apologize for any confusion this "I must admit, I attended Cornell because, back McDonald's in Des Plaines, 111. dents living in the men's dormitory Adcla Fernandez at may have caused. Golden Key then, it was a football dynasty and I was hoping to "In fact, Ray and I became great friends, as well as and with only 10 watts, it could 284-4799 or Eduardo Perez at Campus Awareness campaign will continue my football career there," he said. "I guess barely be heard even on campus take place on November 8,9. and competitors," McLamore said. "At an American Res­ 666-8798. you could say I was the greatest 4th-string quarter­ taurant Association Award Banquet, Ray joked that he Butler said. • Hurricanes Help the 10 in the University Center back in the history of the game." Breezeway. Graduation medallions had named the McDonald's Big Mac sandwich after Hometown paticip.ints who Upon graduating, McLamore and his wife Nancy me!" "It was a non-profit corporation signed up need ($15) and honor cords ($10) will be left for Wilmington, DE, where he worked at the age done with the understanding that on sale during campus awareness McLamore said in the business world, it is impor­ to be at the of 21 as the director of YMCA food services for $200 tant to keep the message simple. the radio would not be a financial patio at 9 a.m. for any Golden Key member gradu­ a month. burden for the university and ating in December. For informa­ "You don't need F-16's landing on carriers and lots Those not par- In 1949, he opened his first restaurant in Dela­ of explosions in your commercials to get the point would be a great opportunity for ticipating in tion contact Trent Hershenson at students," Butler said. "Today, it 284-5225. ware, and he compared it to a "White Castle-type across. Just stand behind your product." Homecoming establishment" selling burgers by the bag. Patting his stomach, McLamore smiled and added, brings in about $25,000 in under­ but who want to • UM Debate Team invites all "We were open 24 hours a day, no locks on the "And I love the Whopper. Always have." writing." volunteer may students to join. The novice squad show up at the is now forming. No experience patio and will be required. One of UM's most suc­ given a commu­ cessful teams, the debate team is a Caribbean Day nity service uniquely fun and rewarding educa­ Cars a hot item at UM HOMECOMING agency to go to. tional activity. Students can travel By JASON MOLINET employee of Nemal Electronics' For information and compete as members of a reported his keys and then his vehi­ contact Richard nationally respected program that Contributing Editor Thieves have been doing their cle, a 1991 Volvo 740, missing. He Anderson at 284-4503. will improve their research, orga­ said he lost the keys in the UM nization, presentation, critical anal­ best to solve the parking problem • The Association of Carib­ on campus recently. Three ears Law Library. bean Law Students presents its ysis, and confidence. For informa­ were reported stolen between Sat­ Second Annual Fete with Heart- tion, contact David L. Steinberg, Auto burglaries have also been Beat and Spinners at 11:00 p.m. at Director of Debate, at 284-2265. urday and Wednesday, according to University of Miami Public commonplace. Miami's Tropical Bar and Grill, • The School of Business Safety reports. 8888 SW 136 Street, at US 1 and Administration offers business • Christian D. Giordano, a 20- SW 136 Street. For information minors to non-business majors. For • At 12:30 a.m. Monday, Jason year-old UM student, reported hi*. contact HeartBeat at 233-9277 or information stop in Merrick 104 or A. Foran, an 18-year-old UM stu­ car, a 1987 Nissan Sentra, broken Spinners at 387-9946. call the Office of Undergraduate dent, reported a 1983 maroon into at 2 p.m. Saturday. The vehi­ SUNDAY Academic Services at 284-4641. Oldsmobile Cutlass missing. The cle's right passenger side window • The Malaysian Students • Aikido martial arts training, vehicle is registered in the name of was taken off the track by the sus­ Association is having a meeting from beginner to advanced levels, Linda K. Foran, mother of the vic­ pect, who took cassette tapes val­ from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. in UC 241. will be offered at 8:30 p.m. every tim. ued at $315 and a UM parking For information contact Albakree Monday and Wednesday and 3 to 5 decal worth $115. Razalli at 663-9805. p.m. Fridays in the Lane Recre­ • At 9:30 a.m., Saturday, Alex­ • United Black Students is ation Center. For information, call ander T. Khoury, an 18-year-old • David Wrubel, a 20-year-old having a Black Awareness Month 274-9048 or 273-0956. UM student, reported a 1986 Toy­ UM student, reported an committee meeting at 4 p.m. in the SEAN HEMMERLE/Statf Photographer ota van missing. The vehicle is reg­ attempted auto burglary of his istered in the name of Salim 1985 AMC Wrangler at 11 p.m. UBS office. Chairpeople should • The Hemp Awareness • SOUNDS OF MUSIC: Geraldine Dick plays the steel drum as please come prepared to discuss Khoury, the father of the victim. Friday. An unknown suspect had Council meets at 8 p.m. every part of Caribbean Day on Wednesday. From far left, Narda Wil­ attempted to remove the radio your events in detail. For informa­ Wednesday on the UC patio. The liams and Arlene Baison Billington play behind her. tion contact Marilyn Samedv at • At 7:30 p.m., Saturday, Ben from the vehicle, which did not group was formed to educate the Jamtn Louis Nemser, a 36-year-old have a canopy at the time. 284-2683. public and promote legalization of MONDAY hemp for medical, environmental, • Student Affairs presenta­ and economical purposes. For I tion by a candidate for Director of information call 284-4920. Student Life at 8:30 to 10 a.m. at $ MONEY $ the Faculty Club. Breakfast will be • Alcoholics Anonymous SCHOLARSHIPS & GRANTS served. The presentation is open to Support Group holds open meet­ AVAILABLE NOW! the University community. For ings for students, faculty and staff Recorded Message Gives Details information contact Aley Koshy at to discuss alcohol-related prob­ 305-764-6303 ext 112 284-4922. lems. Meetings are at 8 p.m. every SPECS...THEBEST • • --« • Pre-Legal Society will be Monday and Friday in the Apart­ meeting at 8:30 p.m. in Mahoney- ment Area Lounge, Building 42-G. Pearson classroom two. The meet­ For information, contact Angela ing is mandatory for anybody inter­ Abrahamson at 284-6120. CRABS: Easy to get! ested in the Mock Trial competi­ • Adult Children of Alcohol­ Now easy to treat! tion. For information contact Brett ics Support Group meets at 8 p.m. Schwartz at 279-8085. every Wednesday in the Episcopal InnoGel Plus" • COISO will have coffee Student Center. Students, faculty Pubic Lice Treatment Kit jXlternaUJJS breaks at 3:30 p.m. and general and staff are welcome. For infor­ 3 pre-dosed gel paks meetings at 4 p.m. every Monday mation, contact Angela Abraham- at UC 216. For information, son at 284-6120. and an adjustable contact Geinier Guzman at • The UM Soccer Club is "for your comfort" comb 284-3548. holding practices from 4:30 to 6:30 An adult peoduct foe an adult problem • The Christian Science p.m'. Mondays, Tuesdays, and Ask your pharmacist Organization meets at 5 p.m. Wednesdays, and from 6:30 to every Monday 8:30 p.m. Fridays in the Intramural SAFE SEX doesn t stop crabs! .. eeWSW. in the Christian Field. Men and women are wel­ Hogil Pharmaceutical Corp Science Organi­ come. For information, contact zation building Euclid Zurbaran at 284-5299. at 1115 • Jesus Student's Fellow­ Levante St. For ship has a chapter meeting Thurs­ WOMETCO SI information con­ days at 8 p.m. in UC 237. If you Bodeans Biittaiii mm The i einoniieans tact Carol War­ believe or simply have questions, THEATRES : 14.$0 With Student I.D. ,*' $G99 $1 S799 sin. $799 $1howllm*i fM2 ORGANIZA­ an open heart, and bring a friend! 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By JASON ZDANOWICZ Accent Editor Marcela Barrera, the area manager Day in the life for the American Red Cross, said the amount of blood collected was under projected goals for both Tuesday and of Coral Gables Wednesday. The Red Cross collected 160 pints Fire Rescue Tuesday and 226 pints Wednesday. hat do all Coral Gables Fire­ This puts the total at fighters have in common? 386 pints at the half­ W They all love what they do. I way point of the never understood the passion that drive, which has an irefighters have overall goal of 1,000 egarding their pints. irofession so I H0MEC0MNG "Donations have ISABEL GRIFFITH / Staff Photographer lecided to experi- been very low of • READY TO RECEIVE Phleboto- •nce first hand expectations," said mist Armondo Vazquez prepares to •/hat a vital role Barrera. "We were collect blood Tuesday as part of the hey play in our expecting 300 |Tuesday| and (Wednes­ Homecoming Blood Drive. .•ommunity. day! we were expecting 300 also." Firefighters not Barrera said lhat some periods have matches is to catalog as many volun­ inly risk their lives been especially slow. teers as possible. MERCY to preserve ours, "The slowest periods have been freim Debra Holmes, a worker for the VERAZAIN but they also 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.." she said. national marrow donor program, said Barrera said that they hoped to col­ engage in many that although they were' specifically Accent other philanthropic lect 400 pints in Thursday to make up Columnist projects. These for the slow days. looking for minority donors, anyone is include raising money for the Jackson welcome to sign up for the program. Memorial Trauma and Burn Centers, Marrow Registry "We're not going to turn anyone Muscular Dystrophy as well as holding Besides collecting blood for the gen­ down. We're just Irving tej increase' the programs for underprivileged chil- eral supply, the Red Cross is also looking odds," Holmes said. Sren. for potential bone marrow doneirs. All minority students donating blood were The national bone marrow registry Statistics show that firefighting is has almost 850,000 people, bul is com­ one of the most dangerous and stress­ asked if they would like to be tested feir a possible match. posed of only about 15 percent minori­ ful professions in the world. Lt. Don ties, Holmes said. Griffiths best comparts this stress to Marrow transplants are often the a rubberband that is stretched and only hope of survival that the 16,000 stretched and never released. Most of children and adults stricken with leuke­ Time to donate them agree with Lt. Griffiths, but no mia and other fatal blood diseases each It's not too late to donate blue id if yon firefighter we spoke to would trade year have. haven't already. The Ked Cross will lie ISABEL GRIFFITH I Stall Photographer this for any other profession. According to the National Marrow em campua from 11 a.m. to 1(1 p.m. • GIFT OF LIFE: Phlebotomist Juan Fernandez checks Pi Kappa Alpha member Captain "Bo" Bennett has been a Donor Program, most of the volunteers Tuesday in the University Center's Fla­ Greg Revera's blood donation during the Homecoming Blood Drive in the UC firefighter for Coral Gables for 24 in the Program will never be contacted mingo Ballroom. People interested in Flamingo Ballroom Revera said he donates blood every eight weeks A goal of the marrow dodOl program e an get years. Firefighters work 24-hour to donate. Since an exact tissue match is 1,000 pints has been set tor the drive, which will continue Tuesday from 11 a.m. required for the transplant to be suc­ more information in the Flamingo Ball­ shifts every third day and that after to 10 p.m three davs of duty, thev get five days cessful, the only way to find such precise room Tuesday or call 1-800-654-1247. off. All firefighters undergo daily train­ ing procedures in addition to the state certification requirements. Presently, Hurricane's Howl, help the hometown the Coral Gables Fire Department has 120 firefighters, with an average of 26 By JASON ZDANOWICZ band. Physical Graffiti has based its to 32 working per shift. All firefight­ Accent Editor Recovery Kffort. show extensively on The Song Remains ICARK is sending 300 students out in ers are trained in every area in order Although the Blood Drive has begun, the Same, the '73 to '75 concert tape to maintain an effective rotation sys­ this Friday begins the flurry of home­ which Mac said today's generation of two person teams to assess the needs of tem. coming activities. fans base their image of Led Zeppelin hundreds of family homes still in disre­ The Homecoming opening ceremony "From a cut finger to a full blown on. pair from Hurricane Andrew. The heart attack, we always respond," will take place at 4 p.m. on the Univer­ sity Center patio. The Miss UM Scholar­ The band began as I project of Matt assessment is being undertaken so lhat Bennett said. . Hetherinan, who started when he was a Being a pre-med student I found ship Pageant is scheduled for 7 p.m. the houses with the mosl severe damage Sunday in Gusman Hall. The first mid­ teenager out of his leive for Zeppelin. can be prioritised and placed at the- top the rescue truck to be the most fasci­ "He is a pure dtsuple of Jimmy Page nating. It is like having a full, operat­ day event, Airwalk Volleyball will be on of the repair list. and his guitar style," Mac said. ing emergency roe mi on wheels. Fire­ Tuesday at 10 a.m. on the UC patio. Sue Oliphant, the Help the Home­ fighter Tony Jedlinski rides rescue Friday night is Hurricane Howl on the Helping the Hometown town coordinator for the greiup, said that and said it can be difficult at times. pattei. The sheiw features Black Sheep, This Saturday, hundreds of UM stu­ there' are' number of families still m need "Rescue is never nice," Jedlinski Physical Graffiti — The Led Zeppelin of assistance. Show and Shawn Wayans. dents will join together for Hurricanes said. Help the Hometown, a volunteer effort "We have a number of peeiple apply­ Many people have the misconcep­ designed to help a number of charitable ing for ns to help with rebuilding," On tion that serious illnesses and injuries Zeppelin Show phant said. File Photo causes in the Miami area. • HURRICANE HOWLER Shawn are handled by an ambulance. This, Physical Graffiti drummer John Mac The event encompasses a wide vari- The volunteers are scheduled to however, is not the case. An ambu­ described the band's music. ety of volunteer sites including Special meet at 10 a.m. Saturday at the Semth Wayans. formerly of FOX's In Living lance's main function is transport. "We do a tribute to Zeppelin which is Olympics, Lighthouse for the Blind, The Dade Government Building, 10710 S.W Color, will be performing Friday as part "It is extremely important to similar to Beatleinania," Mac saiel. Miami Museum of Science, Biscavne 111 St., Cutler Ridge. of Hurricane Howl on the UC patio reserve rescue trucks for advanced The band exclusively plays Led Zep­ Nature Center, YWCA, the Lutheran No actual repair work will be done 00 life support," Bennett said. pelin, but it doesn't simply cover the Disaster Response learn and Habitat for Saturday, but Oliphant said that she dentt interested in ICARE can call Sin songs. As the night progressed, the topic Humanity, which is the biggest site. hopes lhal some of the volunteers will Oliphant at 342-9042 from 8 am to ., of drinking and driving came up. At "This is theater as well as rock Activities range from weirking with peo­ want to Continue helping the project p.m. on Eriday and al 850-0811) End as first, 1 thought that it would be a lec­ music," Mac said. ple to beach cleanup efforts. evening Eor more information on Hui ture on "how dangerous it is to drink Students who are interested in volun­ The band's four members each repre­ One of the site programs is ICARK, teering should come to the University neanes Help the Hometown call Volun and drive" but fortunately it served as sent a different member of the real The Interfaith Coalition for the Andrew an eye-opener instead. Center palm at 9 am on Saturday Stu- teer Services at 284-4483 Being a ceillege student, I have been engulfed into the mentality of being indestructible. This attitude, however, quickly changed after speak­ ing with Lt. Eric Barrow. Barrow has been riding rescue for the past 10 years and has seen first hand the consequences that result from drugs and alcohol. He exempli­ HEMP fied a particular case: Did you ever think Spring Break could be your worst nightmare? It was for a few college students on Spring Break who went looking for some drugs in Coconut Grove. They ran into AROUND CAMPUS trouble when the drug deal went sour. The dealer shot one of them in the By LAURA CORCORAN Bibles, books and the first draft of the neck. Panic set in. They all piled back Hurricane Staff Writer Declaration of Independence, dated June into the car and watched their friend Legalize marijuana for medical pur­ 28, 1776. bleed to death while the driver sped poses — this is one eif many messages of Hemp is also a soil-building plant that frantically down US 1. the pro-legalization students meeting on is excellent in crop rotation and does not The students were stopped by the University Center patio Wednesday require heavy fertilization or pesticide Coral Gables Police, who assumed it nights. use as do cotton and corn. would be a routine traffic stop. The For students in the Hemp Awareness Over a 20-year period, one acre of policemen approached the vehicle only Council, not yet recognized as an official hemp can produce as much paper as 4.1 to find an 18-year-old male bleeding group on campus, educating University acres of forest. Medical hemp use may SEAN HEfvlMERUE / Staff Photographer profusely from a gunshot wound. of Miami students on the benefits of the benefit almost 90 percent of victims of • HEMP AWARE? .Members of the newly formed Hemp Awareness group are Coral Gables Fire Rescue was plant is a number one priority. glaucoma, a blinding disease. Marijuana working to legalize the drug for medicinal purposes. From left to right (too row) called to the scene. After a primary Several students came up with the use is sited as a pain-reliever for this dis­ Shawn Coleman, Tom Pardl, Sue Lawrence, Tony Gargano (bottom row) Sean survey was completed, it was con­ idea for the group last spring, said Stacy ease. Wagler, Tony Bembow, Pablo Levinas, Stacey Tecot and Kristopher Dale cluded that all vital signs failed. The Tecot, president of the Hemp Aware­ The marijuana hemp seed, technically rescue did everything possible to ness Council. a fruit, contains 8 essential amino acids become part of the groups's activities if revive this patient but, unfortunately, "We noticed a need for education and is the second mtist complete vegeta­ marijuana is legalized. For this reason, We won t address it. It's just part of had no success. He was dead. about hemp on this campus. Hemp is not ble protein source on the planet. not everyone thinks that a pro-hemp the package. We want marijuana legal­ only a drug," Tecot said. Many of the members are not yet group on campus is a such a good idea. ized for the professional benefits." I learned a lot about the Coral I he Hemp Awareness Council has Gables firefighters. Their comraderie Typical meetings have included the ready to be recognized as being affiliated Angie Abrahamson, assistant Dean of distribution of literature, including a with the group by the UM faculty and been in touch with lawyers from the keeps them strong. They support each Students, questions the promotion of National Organization for the Reform of other. They trust each other with series of articles written by journalist staff. They feel that there is a stigma such a group on campus. "...I know that Jack Herer. The series was called the attached to people who want to legalize Marijuana Legislation. They hope to their lives. No matter how challenging there are benefits to hemp. But, I would have members of NORML speak at the call mighi be. they can overcome "Rmperor Wears No Clothes," and was pot. be wary, I would question what exactly based on his personal medical, economi­ "People think that we're a bunch of future meetings, and advise students on obstacle*. Why? Because like a team, such a group would really be promot­ how to best spread their message they strive for the same goal. To save cal and ecological research. hippies and druggies," said Kerry Coo­ ing." lives. The group supports its claims with per, a junior. "They don't realize that lhe group plans to continue meeting Another member of the group, who at 8 p.m. Wednesdays on the UC patio historical facts: 75 to 90 percent of all we're educated and intelligent students asked not to be named, spoke about the paper in the world was made with canna­ and we believe in this cause." and continue their work toward UM rec­ group's view concerning recreational ognition as an organized group on cam- bis hemp fiber until 1883, including Smoking pot would more than likely use.

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The Cinematic Arts Commission will present * 'iiifnmllf Am CtiiMitilssi North By Northwest at 7 I lull I 111 L p m and midnight and ,.*, f Rear Window at 9:30 p.m. .,. fP f, " i__ij_if_. on Friday in the in-rr-kyrnr-H I JJ, _.•*__.? International Lounge as University or Miami part of the Friday Flicks B series. Movie times listed are lor Friday and Saturday M __*_ _/' H ftoAte Se% jfp&=..;-•«•_. - "*•• COCOWALK 8 3015 Grand Avenue, Coconut Grove Adults $6.50, Students $4.50 662-4841 Shortcuts R 14:30 8:15 11:45 Nightmare Before Christmas PG 1:45 3:45 5:45 8 9:55 12:01 ACROSS souvenir 22. Greek letter Farewell My Concubine f) 14 7:15 10:30 I. Twelve; Oaks 42. High note 23. Monk's title e^-e^eWm Malice fl 1:15 5:30 7:50 10:05 12:15 The Joy Luck Club fl 1:35 4:45 7:30 10:20 neighbor 45. Dill weed 24. Headlong Demolition Man fl 1:50 5:35 8:05 10:35 12:45 5. Surpass 46. University flight Fearless fl 1:305:05 7:45 10:25 12:45 8. Simpleton in Conn. 25. "Never — SWAMP SAFARI Age of Innocence PG 1:10 7:20 12. TV comeidy 48. Forbidden Million Years" Rudy PG-13 5 10:10 13. — Carney thing 26. Refrain he Seminole Tribe of Florida will 14. Affirm 49. Cuckoo syllable sponsor the 1st Annual South Florida 15. University 50. Ares' sister 27. Female niff T 51. Soon, once 28. Whitney or Wing Ding Thing this Sunday from RIVIERA CINEMA in N.Y. 52. Joe — Baker Wallach 10:00 a.m till dusk. The event will be held at 1560 South Dixie Hwy, Coral Gables 17. Nevada Adults $6.50 666-8514 resort 53. Spartan queen 29. Chess pieces the Billie Swamp Safari Park. DOWN Demolition Man fl 2:io 4:50 7:20 9:45 12 18. Make an 31. Baseball great 1. Diplomat's 34. Ending for The event is an effort to create community Flesh and Bone fl 2:05 4:40 7:25 10:05 effort 19. Iran export need trill or bill awareness of their new visitor facility and its Joy Luck Club fl 2 4:45 7:30 10:15 RobocopS PG-13 2:15 4:30 7:20 9:45 12 20. Wander off 2. God of love 35. Navigate location. The tribe will present a weekend of Fatal Instinct PG 2:25 4:35 7:10 9:30 12:05 21. Tin — Alley 3. Depend 37. Varnish Seminole culture, fun, and excitement. 22. Pirate's 4. Babylonian god ingredient Activities include live music, buggy rides, drink 5. "—in the Sky" 38. Miss Turner 23. Make eyes at 39 Privy to alligator and reptile shows, Indian Arts & CINEMA 10 at MIRACLE CENTER 6. Seed coat 26. Math propo­ 7. School org. 40. Lotto's cousin Crafts, prizes and more. 3301 Coral Way, Miami sition 8. College in 41. Comedian lay Adults $6.50 442-2299 42. Australian Entrance is free for everyone. For 2:10 5 7:45 10:25 30. Hindu queen N.H. Demolition Man fl 31Riode — salt lake information call Lee Tiger & Associates at Judgement Night fl 2:155:108 10:30 9."— the Rainbow' 1:45 4:30 7:30 10 32. African river 43. Set, as bricks (305) 257-2134. Cool Runnings PG 10. Actress Olin 44. Handle The Fugative PG-13 1:10 4:10 7:30 10:20 33. Poisonous 11. City on the Rucfy PG 2 5 7:25 10 mushroom 46. Roll of bills Hudson 47. Deep sea RobocopS PG-13 1 3:10 5:30 7:50 10:15 35. Beer mug 16. Protective MIDDAY RECESS Home ol Our Ovm PG-13 1:103:20 5:35 7:50 10:10 36. Camp couch shocker 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20 ditch Flesh and Bone fl 37 Cheerleaders 20. "Peggy — Got rogram Council will present September Nightmare Before Christmas PG 1:153:155:157:159:15 cry Like Water for Chocolate fl 1:304:157:159:45 Married" 30th from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. on 38. Compare 21. University P 41. Mainlander's the UC patio Friday as part of Midday in N.J. Recess.

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MONDAV I WEDNESDAY 6 i tn lo 6 30 p m Dialogue I, 30 p m lo 7 p.m. New Music '93 7 p rei lo 7 30 p.m. Earth Revealed 7 30 to 8 p.m Local Color 8 p.m to 9 p m Ethics in America 9 p.m. to 9 05 p.m. Star Hustler

TUESDAY 6 p rei to 6 30 p.m. Fit For Lite 6 30 p.m lo 7 p.m. America the Bountiful 7pm to 8 pm Voices and Visions P p m. to 8 50 pm. Introduction to the Arab World 8 50 pm to 9 p m Silent Sorrow 9pm to 9 05 p m Star Hustler THE WATER LEVEL OF LhK€ OSCEOLA "DROPS FEET. Classifieds

GREEK SI CLUBS! Good Luck to everyone participating in 1 PINT = 4 LIVES!!! STUDENT GROUPSI Homecoming this year! Evory Friday before a home football game, Rait* at Much at You Want in Ono Got Ptych-td DPhiE! We're going to be the SCORECARD, a special section of the RNNOUWCEMEHTS g] FOR RENT Weekl $100...$600...$15001 Market GREAT! Miami Hurricane, will keep you up with the Applications lor Citibank, VISA, MCI, action. HURRICANE CLASSIFIED POLICY SEARS, AMOCO etc Call for you FREE Congratf to Julie Gottlieb on Junior Pan­ "WE CATER TO STUDENTS" SOUTH ( kmifted ads moy be brought lo our office, MRS. ELLERT 667 2052, Perfect Papers, T-SHIRT and to qualify fo. FREE TRIP to hellenic Treasurer. Go Sigmo Peita Tou!! THE PLACE to be Sat mghl Nov 6th 9pm room S 22 • of the University Center, or MIAMI l/l, 2'1 2/2, from $590.00. Specializing Applications, Helping Foreign MTV SPRING BREAK 94. Call PARTY "Under the Sea" Outdoor Sociol + lam Outdoor Social PARTY- hillel 1100 Stan mailed into P*0 Bon 248132, Coral Gable., Open seven days a week Fitness center, sau­ Students! 1 -80O-93_-O-2B, ext.65. BBQ 9pm 1100 Stanford Drive Sat. Night ford Drive, bock patio Fla 33124 No ads will be taken over the nas, swimming pool. GREAT LOCATION 4 Papers * Resumes * Applications Looking for male and female actors for Nov.6. phone Classified ads are to be in by noon miles to UM Call 271 7717 ?7I 6644 Fast' Accurate * Dependable tastelul student Iilm shooting oee 11/14 Must DPhiE would like to sincerely thank the sis­ JOSS I JUST WANTED TO SAY I IOVE Tuesday if they are to run tn Friday's issue, 3 bedroom/3 bath townhouse 5 min­ Close to UM be serious about acting. Foe Info, call Ben at ters and pledges who attended Saturday's YOUIDIANA and by noon Friday if they are to run in Tues utes from UM At Forest Cove (Miller and PertectWords...667-3_nO 227 6467 after 1pm ond 558 5830 ext.44 fundraiser for their hard work. ^ day's issue Pre payment is required for all Ludlam) Large family room, kitchen, washer Tho Man will help us make this an Awe aftee 5pm. 1 f lasstfied ads Rates are $ 20/word for U.M. & dryei Available Nov 1st Call 666 1772. Across From UM! Late Hours Hurricane Good Luck to Sigma Delta Tau in Home­ some November to Remember GREEKS A CLURS undergraduate students and $.30/word for One bedroom apartment (living/dining, Typing 663 5814 coming!! Get ready for a great fun filled ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS Support Group meets each Wednesday non students Special layout or placement of kitchen, bedroom, full bath, lots ol closet Typing Service Raise Up to $1000 In Just One Weele! 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Love DPhiE. tion, contact Angela Abrahamson nt ule date, it will be run again on scheduled 284 6120 Word Processing Term Paper, Thesis, IN VOUR SPARE TIME Watch Out SDT'l gonna win Homecom- date at no extra charge In the event of on LINGERIE MODELS NEEDED Transcription 232-1084, (B) 659 9327. Hey you! Thanks for the best year of my error, we are responsible for the first incor DANSKIN FIGURE A MUST. Homocoming Ball Nov. 13 at the Miami life. Looking forward to many more. All my red insertion, tf and only if, in our opinion, FOR AN INTERVIEW CALL PHYLLIS Airport Hilton & Towers Tickets go on sale love, Pegasus there is a loss of value In this case, no FOR SRLE -79*0005. Nov. 1-5 in the breezeway Tickets are $15 a responsibility is assumed beyond the cost ol DONATE BLOOD- SAVE 4 LIVES! '- Typitt Needed Please cull 667-5611 person. the ad itself Identification REQUIRED in 9 in UC Flamingo Ballroom. 88' Honda A,, are! $7 IKK) 396 9413 eeet.306 anytime. order to place an advertisement. ZTA- Get Ready To Have Some Fun, Home­ ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Sup­ leave message 68' Honda Civic Rims, Bass Groat Holiday Job Opportunity coming '931 port Group UM Night Out with friends of Supplement your Financial Aid Guaran J6.000 596-9413. teed Non Federal Assistance Send self- Going home for the Holidays? Need a fun Greeks Contact the Ibis Yearbook to make Bill Wilson" Open meeting for students, fac 9" edg«r trimmer Craftsman 2 HP like port-time |ob? The HONEY BAKED HAM addressed stamped envelope to: The Schol­ RICH. HOCHSTIM 279-7660 sure your fraternity or sorority will be ulty and staff to discuss problems of alcohol. new $50.00 255 3583 CO. is in search of seasonal help to fill our arship Match, PO Box 1278, Bayonne, NJ TUTORING IN THE SCIENCES included in this year's book. Call Danielle at Meetings each Monday and Friday evening soles counter and production positions We 070026958. ___ Lak-ve-w Gardens Condo. 1 bed- Review Schedule available at the Univer­ x6385 or stop by UC 229. at BiOOp.m. in the Apartment Area Lounge have stores located in the following markets eoom, 1 bath, on second (loor Peefect loca* sity Center Information Desk. Building 42-G For more information, contact Every Friday, before a home football Miomi. Pompano Beach. Fort Lauderdale. Good Luck Lani in Miss UM! Wc love you! tion tor UM student oe employee. $34,900. Angela Abrahamson at 284-6120. game, pick up a copy of the SCORECARD Test Preparation Courses for GRE, West Palm Beach, Hialeah, Boca Raton and Love DPhiE Call Dart Management & Realty Corp. at ond keep up with the action. ^^^^ GMAT, LSAT, FTCE, CLAST offered at other major ceties throughout the southeast. .71 1990 FIU. Individual Tutoring also avail­ THE PLACE to be Sat. night Nov 6 9pm- JOSE I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE NON-BUSINESS MAJORS Enhance 1am. Outdoor Social PARTY Hillel 1100 Geo Metro For Sale (year 90). Contact able. Katz Jk Elk in Educational Con­ AA Crude & Travel Jobs. Earn J2500/mo YOU! DIANA your career choices! You may be eligible for sultants. 274-2711. + Travel The World Free! (Caribbean, Standford Drive, back patio. Maria at 284-3306. Tho Man will help us make this an Awe one ol nine business minors. Make an Europe, Hawaii, Asia!) Cruise lines Now Hir­ Math Statistics. Word Perfect Lotus 123. Congratulation* to Nicole Brantley ond November to Rem ember appointment with an advisor in 104 Merrick, '86 HONDA ACCORD, the excellent con ing For Busy Holiday, Spring And Summer Quattro.DBase Basic. Fortranzz SAS Win­ Stacey Kay for Greek Week Exec. 284 4641, to plan for your future! dition. many new parts, 68,000 miles, Seasons. Guaranteed Employment) Call Found in Student Union Patio Small change $5500/ otter phone 305 757 5423. dows. Phone:255-6967; Beeper: 339-0345 (919| 929 4398 ext.23. Good Luck Lo.ua in Miss UM! We will be Every Friday belore a home football game, there cheering! Love, your sister of ZTA purse containing small amount of money. the SCORECARD, a special section of the Affordable complete computer systems English Teacher offers tutoring, editing, Inquire Regist ation Office W121A University Miami Hurricane, will keep you up with the and printers ideal for students and small Good Luck to everyone participating in revision, freelance writing and resume ser­ Center. businesses. Starting at $500. Call 661-4122 Homecoming this yeari action! vices. 667 4405. oe 526 8919 (beeper). Ask for Oscar ot Gm. Students intere led in public relation Got Psyched DPhiE! We're going to be ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS and marketing; United Black Students has IBM Color Computer with printer. Word GREAT! Support Group meets each Wednesday Perlect. lotus 123, Freelance DBase + Edu UGREEK FORUM at 8:00p.m., Episcopal Student Center. Join opportunities Call Marilyn 284-2683 or Congrats to Julie Gottlieb on Junior Pan­ us., find out you're not alone! Students, tne leave message. cotional Program All System $1400.00 hellenic Treasurer Go Sigma Delta Tau!! Phone: 255 6967; Beeper, 339 0345^ •*» ulty and staff welcome. For more informa­ United Black Student! has sign up Good Luck Steve Frasier, in Mr. UM! We PARTY Under the Sea" Outdoor Social + tion, contact Angela Abrahamson at Panasonic Printee KXP! 123 Brand Newl sheets for all Black Awareness- Month HELP WRNTED love you! Love DPhiE. BBQ 9pm 1100 Stanford Drive Sat. Night 2846120. events. Please call UBS office at 284 2683 Call Ingrid 284 5500. $175.00. Nov.6 for more information. Watch Out SDT'l gonna win Homecom Hey you! Thanks for the best year of my ing. DPhiE would Nke to sincerely thank the sis life. Looking forward to many more. All my CLUBS Time is running out! Sign up now to Exciting part-time employment peomoting ters and pledges who attended Saturday's love, Pegasus have your photo in the 1994 IBIS yearbook. new Apple Computer product theough Homecoming Ball Nov. 13 at the Miomi fundraiser for their hard work DONATE BLOOD- SAVE 4 LIVESI Nc, Call 284 6385, or stop by UC 229 lor more instore demonstration. Must be computet lit­ Airport Hilton & Towers. Tickets go on sale Good Luck to Sigma Delta Tau m Home information erate, outgoing and have own transporta Nov. 1-5 in the breezeway. Tickets are $15 a 9 in UC Flamingo Ballroom. ROOMMRTES coming!! Get ready for a great fun filled tion. Worle now theough late December. person. Earn $500 or more weekly stuffing enve­ week!) CLUBS: Time ii running out! Sign up now to lopes at home Send long SASE to. Country Hourly plus bonus potential. Will teaen. 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Miami Hurricane, will keep you up with the Roommate Wanted to share 2 bedroom 6.7-85S6 techno-economy to cure out of sine, non-ro Good Luck Lam in Miss UM! We love you! action apt very spacious. $330 monthly. Call All classified advertising forms must be filled bust, passenger markets (NAETA?!) Free CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING Earn up Love DPhiE. Gerard 661 7985. to $2,000+/month + world travel. Summer out completely and accompanied by positive ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Sup­ info: CCAS, INC., PO Box 1531 Hialeah, FL THE PLACE to be Sat. night Nov.6 9pm port Group "UM Night Out with friends of Female Law Student looking for Female and Career employment available No expe­ identification. At the discretion of the busi _33011. lam. Outdoor Social PARTY Hillel 1100 Bill Wilson". Open meeting for students, fm roommate to share two bedroom apt. on rience necessary. For more information call ness office, any classified advertisement can Standford Drive, bock patio. be purged if it violates journalism's canon of ulty and staff to discuss problems of alcohol. $ SCHOLARSHIP $ Sunset Drive 3950799. 1-206-634 0468 Mt, C5423 MISS NORTH MIAMI SCHOLARSHIP Congratulations to Nicole Brantley and ethics concerning good taste. BUSINESS Meetings each Monday and Fridoy evening Roommate wanted to share unfurnished PAGEANT Stacey Kay for Greek Week Exec. MANAGER. at 8:00p.m. in the Apartment Area Lounye Mon larn $100 Totting Skin Cream Contestants wanted for $5,000 scholar­ 2 bedroom 2 bathroom. Walking Distance Building 42-G For more information, contact from campus 663-4474. far medical camput 68--O100 txt. Good Luck Laura in Miss UM! We will be THE PLACE to be Sat. night Nov. 6th 9pm- ship. Contact; Edie Collins 891 0520. Angela Abrohomson at 284-6120. 100 there cheering! 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... Martin stands between File Photo • CHATTAHOOCHEE BOUND: Crew will face the best in the South­ J* J Hurricanes and blowout east Friday at the Head of the Chat­ tahoochee Regatta in Atlanta. They By LIAM FITZGERALD Pitt played its best game of the sea­ finished second to Virginia in last Assistant Sports Editor son without its top offensive weapon, year's race. The last time the University of Miami junior running back , who football team ventured out on the road leads the team with 812 yards rushing this season, it returned home with a loss on 152 attempts and five touchdowns. CHATTAHOOCHEE to No. 1 back Martin is questionable for Saturday's on Oct. 9. This Saturday, however, the game after injuring his shoulder against BECKONS UM CREW Hurricanes' opponent casts a much less the University of West Virginia Oct. 23. imposing figure than the Seminoles, "They have a running back by the TO HEADWATERS though it's clawing its way back to name of Curtis Martin — he didn't play respectability. last week — but if he's healthy you'll The fourth-ranked Hurricanes (6-1 see one of the better running backs in overall, 4-0 in the ) he Head of the Chattahoochee the country," Erickson said. travel north to tangle with the Univer­ The Hurricanes know the key to win­ Regatta in Atlanta, Friday, sity of Panthers (2-6, 1-3). T provides the University of ning Saturday will be containing Martin, Miami crew with an opportunity for Pitt lost 10 starters from last year's who when healthy has dominated, gain­ redemption. squad. ing over 200 yards rushing three times After coming up short in last year's this season. race to the , the This season. Pittsburgh is attempting "They played well against Rutgers Hurricanes expect to win this time to rebuild under Coach , last week and they have gotten better around. who returned to Pitt after coaching at the last few games," UM defensive end Two weeks ago, the men's varsity the University of Tennessee for 15 Kevin Patrick said. "They're going lo eight boat finished 20th out of 42 par­ years. Majors guided the Panthers to come out and play hard — they have ticipants at the Head of the Charles their only national championship in nothing to lose. 1976. Regatta in Boston. The women, mean­ Miami, meanwhile, is playing as well while, posted a 24th finish in a race "Pittsburgh is a really improved foot­ as it has all season, coming off two con­ dominated by professional boats. ball team,'' I'M Coach Dennis Erickson secutive blowouts of Big East opponents The men, 1990 champions, cap­ said. "Johnny Majors needs to be con­ in the Orange Bowl. tured three of the four events eight- gratulated. You watch them from the first game until their play right now and However easy the past two game.-, person events last year in Atlanta, but were, though, the Hurricanes are not the Cavaliers fielded more boats, there's great improvement. They're playing hard, playing every down. taking this game lightly. thereby taking the overall title, "I think we have to win and play as 1,015-815. Defensively, they're running around, making plavs. well as we can," Erickson said. "If we The women unsuccessfully DARREN ARNS/Staff Photographer do, then we'll score points. defended their title, with the varsity The Panthers, fresh off a 21-10 vic­ boat losing to the Cavaliers by 13 sec­ "It's good for us to go m the road and tory at Big East foe Rutgers University play in cold weather, play on turf. Maybe onds. • PANTHER HUNTING: Hurricane quarterback Ryan Collins, who scored four Oct. 28, snapped a six-game losing Men's Crew Coach Joe O'Conner that will get us focused as far as playing touchdowns - - two of the them rushing — last week against Temple, will look for streak and won their first Big East con­ this week, because we've got four termed the Chattahoochee as, "Our against the lowly Pitt Panthers Saturday in Pittsburgh. test this season. race." similar results games left and have to win them all. — JASON MOLINET his receivers find an opening. New men's players adjusting, ATHLETE He can also hold the ball and KOVELSKI THE TOP SEED take off and throw the ball OFTHE well on the run, offering AT ROLEX IN KNOXVILLE offensive options Costa could Labati finds team a challenge WEEK not. In his first collegiate op seeded Gil Kovelski, along By AMY LEIS "We do want to have a better balance," start, Collins impressed with four other players, are Contributing Editor Hamilton said. "We do plan to continue to be Ryan Collins many, completing 16 of 20 T currently representing the With less than a week of practice gone by, aggressive with three-pointers, but we don't Ml MCI and a touchdown in University of Miami men's the University of Miami men's want to be known as only a perimeter shoot­ • AGE: 20 Miami's win over Big F.ast team at the Rolex Region 111 Tennis team is already working hard. ing team." • BORN: 2/27/73 rival . Tournament in Knoxville, Tenn. "Practice has been tough," center Con­ For Johnson, one of the top junior college • HEIGHT: 6-2 Collins spelled Costa loainsl Twenty-five schools will attend the stantin Popa said. "It's been a lot of teach­ players in the nation last season at Pensacola • WEIGHT: 190 Georgia Southern Oct. 2 and tournament with the University of ing." Junior College, Fla., it's a time to adjust to • PERSONAL: The threw two touchdowns in the Tennessee, the host team. Four starters from last year are returning the competitive environment of Division l-A. third-year Hurricanes' 30-7 triumph. Kovelski received the top seed in and one of them, guard Steve F.dwards, has "It's a new system for everybody," John- sophomore L.ist season, Collins com­ he 128-man draw and faces Matt come back from an injured left knee. Both he ron s?id. "As a whole we're progressinp from Pem- pleted two ol seven attempts, Walters of the University of Kentucky and redshirt reshman Steve Frazier are i • pretty well. V/e'r» getting things done. broke including i touchdown pass to in the first round. Also playing for UM rehabilitation but should be ready to play by Coach Hamilton wants every little thing Pines, Fla. tight end Kevin Kirkeide in will be Raymond Schot. who faces the season opener. done correct. No slacking off." has started the Fleinda A&M Universilv Clayton Johnson of Tennessee, Tymen "When you don't have Frazier and With the loss of Vicki Plowden and Della­ the last game. Collins, an accounting Leisink, who will play the University Edwards at practice, you have to fish around reese Wilson to graduation, as well as Holly two games major, enjoys playing basket­ of Alabama's Cameron Cross, and a bit," UM Coach Leonard Hamilton said. Rilinger who transferred, the UM women's at quarter­ ball, which he did at Hialeah- Wolfram Knobling who will face "We have to go out and work our butts off basketball team is looking for someone to back after Miami Lakes High for two Marco Mazzotta, also from Alabama. and get better." step forward immediately. competing seasons, including a district The matchup between Knobling Freshmen William Davis, Frazier, "The big key is finding out through prac­ with for- championship in 1990. and Mazzotta will be interesting. Maz­ Tshombe High and Brad Timpf will all see tice who's going to do what for us this sea­ m e r • LAST WEEK: In the starter _ zotta transferred from UM after last action this season after sitting out as red- son," UM Coach Ferne Labati said. ( oll,n8 Hurricanes' 42-7 victory over year and is the brother of Melissa shirts last season. Frank • Big East doormat Temple Picked sixth in the Big __ast preseason Costa following the Florida Mazzotta, the current No. 1 player for New to the team are Alex Fraser, Jamal poll, Labati arguably has her biggest chal­ University, Collins scored UM's women's tennis team. Johnson, Torey McCormick and Steve Rich, State University loss. Collins, four touchdowns, two rushing lenge since taking the Miami job in 1988. the versatile, mobile quarter­ The four UM players will also pair who was ineligible last year after he trans­ "Right now we're working on fundamen­ and two passing to lead Miami ferred from Wake Forrest University. They back has used his scrambling in his second start at quarter­ up to play doubles. Kovelski and tals," Labati said. "The timing is off. They ability to buy more time while Knobling will play Chase Henson and are expected to add depth and size to a team don't know one another's moves or what to back. Matt Pledger of Mississippi State Uni­ usually known for its soft interior play. expect." versity, while Leisink and Schot will face Wildcats' Ford Lankford and Jason Yeager in the 64 team draw. The tournament, which begins Fri­ Fight decision to decide floor hockey spots day, will conclude by Sunday. — DEREK HARPER By DARIN KLAHR decision." Contributing Editor CSR Notebook Junior Michael Epstein of AEPi broke KIRCHNER TAKES EIGHTH The Campus Sports and Recreation his rib during the game in a collision intramural advisory board will decide the teams started fighting, according to with a Sigma Chi player. Epstein had to Friday who gets the final Closed Divi­ CSR supervisor Linda Van Drie. be carried off on a stretcher. AT TIGER-TIDE TOURNEY sion "A" Flight playoff berth in floor "I was past him on a breakaway, hockey intramurals. Last Sunday, CSR "It was just some rough play," AEPi's Andy Kahn, a senior, said. "If almost in the clear, and he came from niversity of Miami junior officials suspended the game between my left side and threw his stick into my golfer Michelle Kirchner shot Alpha Epsilon Pi and Sigma Chi when they had continued the game, there would have been a fight. It was a good forearm," Epstein said. U a two-round 154 to finish in a He said he then lost his balance and tie for eighth out of the 100 golfers his own stick hit him in the ribs. He was competing in the Tiger-Tide Intercol­ CSR PLAYOFFS taken by ambulance to Doctors Hospital. legiate at the Seascape Golf Course in "It was pathetic," Kahn said. "The Destin, Ala. last weekend. FLOOR HOCKEY refs did nothing. A supervisor on the The event had been scheduled to bench had to review the call." take place Friday through Sunday, but Men's Open 'A' The winner of that match would have DARREN ARNS/Statt Photographer heavy rain on Friday cut the event to Charlestotevn Chiefs - bye qualified for the Closed Division "A" • POWER PLAY: The Sigma Alpha 36 holes. Mighty Blades vs. Slapshots -10 a.m. Flight playoffs, which begin Sunday at Mu goalie records a save in a regular Kirchner, in her third season as a Walsh 7 vs. 69ers -1 p.m. the Lane Recreation Center. The loser member of the Hurricanes women's would have been entered in the Closed season game against Lambda Chi Men's Closed 'A' Alpha. Both teams will play in the CSR golf team, followed a first-round 81 Kappa Sigma vsvs.. 'winne r of Sigma Chi/Alpha Epsilon Pi -11:30 a.m. Division "B" Flight playoffs. with a 73 on Sunday to move into a tie PI Kappa Alpha vs. Lambda Chi Alpha - 2:30 p.m. A field of five teams qualified for the Floor Hockey Playoffs Sunday at the with Louisiana State University's Open Division playoffs and four teams Lane Recreation Center. Shannon Hanson. Men's Closed 'ET qualified in the Closed Division "A" Junior golfer Julie Brand was Zeta Beta Tau vs. Sigma Alpha Mu - 12:15p.m. Flight. A field of four will compete in the "They're playing anu are supposed to Miami's next highest finisher, landing Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. winner of Sigma Chi/Alpha Epsilon Pi - 3:15 p.m. Closed Division "B" Flight playoffs. call the results in themselves, but they in a tie for 15th with a two-round total The division finals are scheduled for don't really," she said. "I sometimes of 157 that four other golfers equaled. Quarterfinals and championship games Nov. 14 at Lane Recreation Center Nov. 14. give them a week and that works." Miami's Dana Mackey shot a two- • Intramural team racquetball will Some of the intramural categories round 167 and tied two others for have been decided by single elimination. CO-REC wrap up Monday when Pi Kappa Alpha 52nd place, while Ana Puentes fin­ faces p.m. Pike beat AEPi, 2-1, Wednes­ In the women's beginners, Yumiko Hoshino defeated Allyson Jones 6-2, 6-1. ished in a three-way tie for 84th after Games start at 5:30 p.m. day in one semifinal, with the other she shot a 177. semifinal between Sigma Chi and In the women's advanced finals, Arli Lousiana State University took Game 1: Slidehook vs. 5 on 4 Lambda Chi Alpha completed Thursday. Eiseman faces Aimee Nocero. In the home the team title, shooting a two- Game 2: Around the Horn vs. Butt Nats winner vs. Whatcha Eaton In the Pike match, Keith Marcus, say­ men's beginners, Samith Sandodi round total of 618, placing them four Game 3: International Revolution vs. American Babehounds ing he's been playing for a while, defeated William Murtada 6-4, 6-2. In strokes ahead of second-place Game 4: Concrete Columns vs. The Big Dogs believes winning was just a matter of hit­ the men's intermediate, Paolo Di Dioni- A&M University and eight in front of sio defeated Todd Mansfield 6-0, 6-0. Games start at 6:30 p.m. ting "the ball in the right spots." third-place Furman University. The "I've been playing for a few years," Matt Dukette will face the Jon Schiffon- Hurricanes finished tied for 11 th over­ he said, adding that he enjoys the fast- Jason Kohl winner in the men's all among the 20 participating teams Game 5: Heartbreakers vs. What the Hecht advanced field. Game 6: M & M vs. Slippery when Wet paced action of racquetball. with a two-round total of 655. Game 7: Late Entry vs. We Need Girls • CSR co-rec softball playoffs, post­ "We were led by Marcus and he won poned last week because of the Hallow­ Knsten Putman (72-73 = 145) of Game 6: WDWTG vs. Co Canes 15-0, 15-0," Pike team member Rob the University of South Florida een tournament, will get underway Sun­ Slane said. "I filled someone spot day at the Intramural Fields at 5:30 p.m. defeated Florida State University's Games start at 7:30 p.m. tonight, I was pretty psyched about try­ Maria Castellucci (75-70=145) in the The field of 17 teams will be narrowed Game 9: Gama 1 winner vs. Garrte 2 winner ing something new. It's not one of my to four teams, which will play for the first hole of the sudden death playoff familiar sports." to take the individual title. Game 10: Game 3 winner vs. Game 4 winner intramural championship, Nov. 14 at — LIAM FITZGERALD Game 11: Game 5 winner vs. Gama 6 winner • Tennis intramurals are close to fin­ 5:30 p.m. Gams 12: Game 7 winner vs. Game 8 winner ishing, CSR intramural assistant Leslie • Entries for the Sunday's CSR Soc­ Tropepe said, but she admits they have cer Tournament are due by 4 p.m. Fri­ Quarterfinals and championship games Nov. 14 at IM Fields been dragging on. day at the Lane Recreation Center. Friday, November 5, 1993 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7

THE TEST| UM nickel and dimes Temple, ready to pancake Pitt MCAT OF A TEST PREP COURSE THE ULTIMATE COURSE dime, pancakes, the bad call for us is at 7:30 a.m. part, these Panthers have been predicted that things will be warm­ ARRIVES THIS SPRING. guys in a shootout and the While we were in the first quar­ clawless for the season, volunteer­ ing up in Pittsburgh over the week­ WAIT A University of Miami Hurri- ter yawning, the Owls flocked into ing to share the Big East Confer­ end, with the temperature reach­ 1 e-anes. What do all these things the Orange Bowl looking to walk on ence cellar wit .jr foes fromlast ing 49 degrees. Many say that the have in com- "~ water. In other words, they were week, Tempi • he Panthers, how­ weather is in our favor. Right. mon? Well, they looking for a miracle. However, ever, are • : win better than the Please don't let me forget the Cop- all were flat last after the Owls mysteriously found Owls w' their impressive 2-6 Saturday. pertone. You know I burn easy in themselves dancing in the paint in recon i the season. Both of their 49 degree weather. Yes, we were the Orange Bowl end zone, all of winr eave come on Thursday eve- See the World's flat during our their miracle thoughts became hal­ nie _.s, which is when I think the We will be bringing our parents 42-7 lackluster lucinations. The Owls' mirage of g<.me should be played. This would along for this contest just in case feather plucking victory and post-game champagne ...low us, as well as the audience, to the score gets out of hand. Once Fastest Game at the Temple baths suddenly became nightmare maintain a life-sustaining pulse that happens we will suit them up University Owls of the Hurricanes blowing out the during this game. and begin the first annual Univer­ in front of the CHAD bulbs on the scoreboard. W. Seriously, the Panthers have sity of Miami parents' quarter, in On Us! sellout crowdW|LSON psyched ourselves up for two quic improved over the past few weeks, which our legal guardians will bang (not!) at the touchdowns to end the half at 21- so this won't exactly be a cake Free reserved seat Orange Bowl. Sports before we eventually landed heads with our opponents. That walk, maybe just a cake crawl, or should be interesting, seeing as when one is purchased Many specu- Columnist 42-7. omething. Besides, they will be at though our opponents spend a lot (please present at box office) lated that our narrow margin of home and I suppose they will be of time talking about our parents victory over Temple last week I wonder what has fired up. to say about us escaping out of the anyway — why not meet them up wnuld cause us to drop in the polls. You know, the exchange rate on close? Just a joke, ladies and gentle­ I mean, just what did we think we Orange Bowl with such a heart- stopping, edge-of-your-seat victory a victory against the Hurricanes is men. I hope we will be laughing were doing by beating the Owls by a 12-0 record and a national cham­ come Saturday evening. only 35 points? We should have put like that one. Just writing about this game is making me yawn. pionship, that is the latest stat on up at least 105. You know, it's just the NCAA currency market. With Chad Wilson is a senior major­ very hard to get up for games like This week it's the University of this in mind, the Panthers can sal­ ing in broadcast journalism and this, literally. Kickoff was at 12 Pittsburgh Panthers. Out of a deep vage a frustrating season with a plays cornerback for the University p.m., which means that wake-up Open nightly except Tuesdays and Sundays. sleep and into a coma. For the most victory over us. Forecasters have of Miami football team. Post-time 7:00 p.m. Matinees on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday at noon. 3500 N.W. 37th Ave. (near airpurt) Feir Courtview Club or seat Lighthouse Run provides awesome view of Cape Florida reservations call 633-9661. , fter Hurricane Andrew ram­ pine mulch, the ground-up remains belongs. paged through Bill Baggs Outdoor Columnist of the park's landscape. Only a few Last year's course was limited to A Cape Florida State Park, the of the old palms remain standing, residential Key Biscayne, and it only thing left standing was the eight to be exact, and you can see just wasn't the same. Running in 1 68-year-oldp Thousands of Australian pines them all in one quick glance. Miami can be mind-numbing and GIVE US TIME TO REPAY lighthouse. and gumbo limbos were ripped out Significant regrowth of Cape mundane. Let's face it, in the South Lung after most of the ground like so many tooth­ Florida's trees and vegetation will Florida flatlands, it's hard to tell one suburb from another; a hill of South Florida > «**> picks, and the man-made board­ take time. State planners estimate YOUR LOAN. returned to its walks and shaded picnic tables a return to the park's original lush- every now and then would be chal­ daily routine, didn't fare much better, effectively ness may take as long as six years. lenging, adding a little variety to After just three years in the park shredded by Andrew. The light­ A few hundred scattered native this concrete jungle. the Army, your college loan remained house stands even taller now over sea grape and ficus trees are strug­ That's what makes this event so could be a thing ofthe past. doted, critically the flattened area, dominating the gling to resprout, and others are special. Not that there are any horizon. just taking root. As a whole, how­ hills, but it's a great opportunity to Under the Army's I_oan wounded by the . nBFM7n hurricane. LORENZO It was readily apparent that it ever, the landscape remains bare. run through one of Miami's public Repayment program, each This week- PEREZ would be a long time before anyone For those running this weekend, natural treasures. The 5K will be year you serve on active duty 5K/1 ,K would be able to return and enjoy a this means a complete lack of completely contained within the f_\ J Outdoor day at the beach at Cape Florida. I shade. Right now, the only avail­ park, while the 10K course extends reduces your indebtedness by Lighthouse Run ,->,.|,,„,„;„, remember riding through Key Bis­ able cool spot is in the shadow of into the residential area, before one-third or $ 1,500, whichever marks the first Columnist cayne last January, trying to sneak the restroom building, not exactly winding back to the lighthouse. amount is greater, up to a major event at the state park since my mountain bike into the park to a prime location. A iong stretch of this race is $55,000 limit. Andrew and I great opportunity to get a look. Past the boarded-up At least the course will wind accompanied by a great view of catch a firsthand glimpse of Cape gate, all 1 could see, stretching in through park this year, beginning Biscayne Bay. That alone makes This offer applies to Perkins Loans, Stafford Loans Florida's slow recuperation. Right every direction, were the collapsed and ending at the lighthouse. In this early-morning run worth the and certain other federally insured loans which are not now, it's not too pretty. remains of the park's Australian r previous years, the race started at trip. in default. Thi 40. i-acre park at the south­ pines and coconut palms. The sign Key Biscayne Elementary School. Awards are given to age-division ern tip of Key Fiiscayne absorbed said "Cape Florida State Park After a recent sodding project, winners, and this race attracts And this is just the first of many benefits the Army meire than its fair share of the pun­ closed temporarily," but there was school officials expressed concern some of the area's top runners. will give you. Get the whole story from your Army ishment doled out by Andrew's nothing temporary looking about over what the trampling of several Don't worry, though if you are Recruiter. angry swi|ie. It was left with a view the renovations this park needed. hundred South Florida runners more the weekend warrior type more reminiscent of some post- could do to their tender new grass. who goes for an occasional jog with apocalyptic Mad Max outback than Cape Florida State Park was finally opened to the public, on Thanks to race Director Jim a Walkman. You won't be left the tropical playground it once behind in a cloud of dust. was. Before the storm, this recre­ Monday, Aug. 16, 1993. For long­ Brewster, runners will no longer (305)-594-8558 ation area was drawing over time patrons, the view had defi­ be herded by the swings and mon­ 750,000 visitors annually. For the nitely changed: a long strip of key bars of Key Biscayne Elemen­ Len Perez is a second-year gradu­ ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. next year, however, no one would scorching hot yellow sand paral­ tary and will begin their run within ate student in the School of Interna­ be let in. leled by bare ground, covered by Cape Florida park, where it tional Studies.

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I e eillene .IVlagazirie 11 VIEWS V., with _n -inlinuu ni 11 million, b the MOM wnkly n-iil -imi uint.rjuiv. lilfvnl. jiul MMiNMI MUriM MMH| IM- tn (•.- uar-ulil lull.^f otiRJtftl pOUIlg jilulfi Kuiinrul irint.ni IIHIIHS un ™ Bii I he Campus Dialogue tht* ilntrsf mtiT.sts. -.1 Tivtrifs, .ittltuilrs jn.l UIIH.THS "I Muilenis anrniling tour year tnlkfji-e JIHI urmmitics V.'s editorial telltms. wrict'ictl 1.11 h WIT rrinn top ^ratliutinft seniors, ri.nl i.uii|i.i*. new-. pj|HTv, loimnission -irtii'li-s jmt |ihohi|_raphy liy th.' M -.tnilcm Gallery Qarard Holguin. The Stela Hem. Miehi|an State U. COVER PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: BRIAN LEACH ART CENTER COLLEGE OF DESIGN l lutionHiilt* one of the picture captions. I found myself qucationtng the ciiinniem stereotype among non-.\liil»esterners that the central PuWiahae* and Editorial Mnctar - dull Men-Ids SWETTLAND sectiein of eeur CDuntry, especiall) leewa, is exclusively ceempriseel eif cornfields. I wonder it uneducated, liberally biased, amoral Managing Editor AKI CIIIRKN Californians could possibly educate themselves regarding civi­ tauciata Editor kl I.I.HYTI Mill I lization outside of their eiwn staler '* David Grandy, fresh­ Adviaory Editor l\< M II .Ml'11 IS Vu man, Western Michigan U. Editor* on Fellowtllip GfcVLI Coins J.U1KS Maeliseiee I I'm here at Duke L*. anil am speaking on behalf ot the Trent PM i lln i/i i VirginiaTodl 3 Hill. We arc enthralled with your maga/ine and leel that you El 1/ MU 1111 .i i Uilli.nn and Mar* were right on target when you saiel the preppv leiok is alive and well, because we are just a bunch oi Ralph l.auren-wearing fools l)K. Dwlll I.. .I1WIS Inelianu .'. and we lene il. Why dein't yeiu guys come over to Durham and Keuei KI BUI l VKII Michigan Stale.- I'. research an m-elepth article on the best universit}' on the face of WJ.O_n U. eif leewa the planet? *** Andrew M. Dries, freshman, Duke U. DK.JWT. Qlll.liKtss Texas Tech L'. FRDFESOK IN W YOOR PROrtSSOR. MONACMVM I', of Seeeiihcrn California OVRENT'S DAYS. Other blasts from the past... M \Kk (.eleileMW Snellen! Press l.ave CAT. In "Dixie strikes sour note with members of marching band," Seeulhern Mclheeelist I'. l)K. I.IS IIVIM K [V. Magazine, Aug./Sept. l-W] band member Tim Jones Kvllll I.UVRKNI I V. ofAlaleama Kit HAIOC l.vii.h V. of Texas U-Mail makes a ludicrous statement that "Dixie" was played in the l.hsl n M Vke I 1 lee N'eeheills Stale L'. Chil War during the killing of his people and that it's shouted I K\Sk R\e,l I ski Oregon Slate V. by the Ku Klux Klan when they march. It is news to me about DR.J. I)win Rill) I astern Illinois ll. About tut issue... the klan shouting "Dixie" when they inarch. \ssoe.iateei (ieelleglale Press I really enjeiyed yemr article "Awareness Overdose" [U. I uM Keel Me kl Ihe song "Dixie" is a song of pride in the hearts and minds Riemm) Si HI i i II Past Presi.lent.CM A Mtiiiiiziiie, Oct. I9W). It said a lot. I wish yeeu |weiuld| publish ot many Southerners who do not hold racial views, for the LAI K\ W'IDMI ie Northwest MisseHin St. I'. more awareness articles in the future. After all, college is for region in which they were born and raised and which they love. awareness! «$• Steve Sb.iliin, Oklahoma State U. Production and Oporationa Such charges by people like Mr. Jones are offensive to many TlKISUsJ. Mill III I I Southern whites. Steve Pickett, senior, U. of South Alabama OparaUem Dlnctar Klt\lll\ kits I just got elone reailing your latest issue of U. .Magazine. I was ClnmiaUM •anatar I KM I ,\I .lull us-llm1:11,, extremely disappointed anil outraged that you did not publish I was shocked... no, too simpleton. I was appalled at what a Marttating. Raaaarah and Promotion any information about the upcoming album from Rush! You half-assed ignorant article yeiu published in your Aug./Sept. Marttating3arvt-ca'AX(415) 3W-4156 72% 28% JlM McGlNLEY, Sunt, Marshall. MtX.inlev 4i Deevle I definitely don't think we suffer I think I know too damn much I'cl. (211) 182-6346 KAX(213) 182-1108 No. I don't suffer freim information from information overload. I think already. I think this world has too overload. There's no such thing. The information is a great weapon against much information floating around it. I Hmorican CaMatiata Hatwark. lac. more infeirmatiem, the better. John ignorance. The meire info the better. think they should just give me my CheHrmaa * Pi—Idaitt (.nil Meikkls Sltl I II.IM) (line, junior, U. of Illinois Randy McNees, junior, State degree and let me go home. Chris aadtdadalaliallaa Mime Sim los University of New York, Buffalo Johnson, junior, U. of Wisconsin lOUUND WINZIY Yes. I think Bill Watterson was correct l'.® is pulileslnil niiif limes ,e tcjr .eeiel einnltel m the I'.S.A. in ('alvin and Hobbes when he said, Y'es. I defmiteli v suffer from informa- Yes. Seimetimes when I'm doing cal­ een recvelahlt pjlece Suhsenptl.ens SIM Copyright© 1W1. V. "The average 15-second ceunmercial tion overload f'm a freshman and I culus I freak out and can't do it any­ and V. Magazine arc rcgiseercel traele-enarks eef Amcrieaei overextends the attention span of the more. I throw down my books and lav Ceillcgulc NTcneeirle. leei All Righes Re-seni-.l didn't expect this much learning in one average American by a goixl 14 seconds." month. Thomas Pryde, freshman, U. there and laugh myself to sleep. Bill Dan Kifer, senior, I', of Colorado of Mississippi Beaton, sophomore, V. of Nebraska

The- L'. Snieltnt Opiniem Pull is a sampling eel ceinimcnts freini ceellege sludents acrtiss tht' cueintrY. TW teill-lrcc niimtwr ineitts re'speinsts tt) epeestieens peestel tei stuelents eat'h ^BPA @. ineinth in the' pjj.es eit 1'. Ibe \,iliun,ilCall,j,t Miyiziiii The peell is nut scientific, anel MTCgrtlMI are Bfftfaej een verbal raaaonaaa re-emeel each month. Short Takes & Updates HWB FOR HIRE-ONE WHITE, I I null campuses nationwide MALE MASCOT: BIRMINGHAM. ALA. — Joining the ranks of other politically incor­ National service plan rect school mascots is "Blaze" This white- gets off the ground bread, mustached warrior who cheer­ Hill Clinton the candidate promised tn reinvent ed on the U. of government. Clinton the presideni took whal he Alabama, Birming- 6* called the first step in September b) signing thi ham, last sem­ National and Community Service I rust V i ester, has entered the /" Dubbed Americorps, the Sl .5 billion program is unemployment line. slated ie. begin nexl fall with 20,000 members The school ditched during ns firsl year. Overall, the three year pm the somewhat goofy- m-.ini will give about I()(),(KM) students the chanci looking Blaze this fall tee finance their education through sen it e work. because of complaints Nearl) 1,500 high school and college students that he did not repre­ geit th.it chance lasl summer b) volunteering fbi sent a diverse student population. the Summer of Service, .i pilot program held in I ft "Some people were complaining that cities, from Los Angeles ne Boston. Siuelenis he was too white or too male and was helped tens eit thousands ol inner eit) knis not representative of anybody else." says through tutoring, health education, mentor pro Sports Information Director Grant grams, confliect-resolution workshops, and immu students participated in the Summer of Service program Shingleton. "There were also complaints nization and disease prevention services that he was too aggressive and mean- "This national attention is letting people know the nn ms bureaucracy. "I see it .is jusi anothei political mam looking and frightening to children... He importance eit volunteering," says Sean Madison, ,i graduate evei to expand governmt nt," he s.ns didn t look like Attila the Hun or anything. student .it liiisteui I who volunteered .it the ( ollege Park, Um Set ui.ni ni I elm .linen Richard Rile) sjis. " I hi pi But apparently they just didn't feel it was Ga., Summer ol Serine program, "li is more or less train is nol going i" be tht answei foi .1 lol ol studeni right for the school." reminding people o( .»u obligation tee their community." 11 mil li. .1 partial tnswer. It means a difference, li ofl The school spent more than two years Participants rejected higher-paying jobs for minimum option that students do nol have." and $20,000 to develop Blaze and has wage, earl) morning physical training .mil the troubles and I nlike existing financial aid options, selection foi not yet begun researching another mas­ turmoil ol .merit a's inner i ities. When the summer ended, program mil not bt need based Corps members mil hi cot. (Last year's mascot, a yellow chick­ t hei also rei en eel sl .IIIIII in In used fort ollege. chosen from .1 variet) e.l lifestyles, experience and financial en named "Beauregard," was nixed In exchange for a year ol community serine, the newlj backgrounds Participants must be * s citizens, al le• i*t 1 because he was not masculine enough.) created Vmericorps will offer students S4.~_s m tuition years old and have .1 high si hi ml diploma orCJED assistance for college or vocational training, lln program Hie National Service Office plans a massive reel EVERY SHOE MUST GO: .ilsei will preJ\ nk' S".4iiii eat h year for living expenses during campaign In mid winter, Anyone interested in getting WASHINGTON. O.C— George Washing­ service, .is well .is health care and am necessarj child care head start should send a posl card with then name anil ton U.'s bookstore would really like stu­ services, Stuelents are limited to two years ol service. address to lln National Service Office, 752 St. \W dents to buy its custom-made university According to Hill Spadea, the national eh.nun,en ol the Washington, l)< 20010. • Tracie l.igui.l. lln Hie,:, tennis shoes. All 2,200 pairs of them (.ollege Republicans, the problem is thai Vmericorps will lames Madison I'., and Matt lleiinie. I hi I'tiltulm It seems the school bookstore has an help less ih.in I percent e.l students while creating an enor I 111111.111 I . excess of the beige and blue sneakers after ordering a whopping 3,700 pairs for si hool li MI lier/ailiiiinistraleei I this past summer's freshman orientation. Give me a home where students roam than ihni years later, he i ame bai k to "I think they're fine for publicity pur­ work in alumni relations ami has Imi poses, but it would be a lot cheaper just Loud music blaring all night. \ •i luni.u.i ever since. to stamp freshman' on my forehead." bathroom thai you have to share with in the 1930s, Juniata offered says freshman Bernadette Pitts. two dozen strangers. The rank eeilm ol iiinin ami board to unmarried emplo) burnt microwave popcorn, (After four • es, explains Brumbaugh. "I was -.]<• DAZED AND CONFUSED: years, most college stuelents have had anil ilnln'l wani to move," he s.ns. CHAPEL HILL, N.C— As if finding their enough nt dorm Iile. \n.l Brumbaugh didn't sta) in youi way around wasn't hard enough, fresh­ Hm Harold Brumbaugh, better tverage dorm room. For 12 years In men at the U. of North Carolina were known to Juniata College in si.mil m a suite equipped for entei doubly confused this fall by phony cam­ as "11.11.," has called I taining alumni, and in 1968, Juniata pus maps posted by pranksters on the dormitory henne for 'el ol Ins 82 years huili a soundproof two-bedroom first day of class. Brumbaugh moved oui ol his dorm apartment leir him in a new resident. Displayed in prominent locations, the rneim this tall into a nearln retirement hall. maps resembled official university maps community, having earned a place as Brumbaugh sa) s thai he «ill still exactly — except the labels of each erne eil the longcsl iliinii dwellers oi mirk ever) da) at Juniata as curai ' the 20th century, building had been switched. the college museum, a pnst he's held Of course, no freshmen admitted to Whili' ten siuelenis remain in a since Ins retirement in 1976. being duped. ihiini through a single presidential For dorm resident! like junior I loll) term, Brumbaugh has witnessed 17 "I didn't get lost," says one astute Vlexander, memories eel Brumbaugh presidential elections, si\ papal coro frosh. "I used an official campus-issue remain: "I'll always remember the nations uul four U.S. wars from his map." sighl ul li n the hall lounge riding college eligs. Hey dude, we know where you can get Ins exercise hike, witching the mom some cool shoes. Brumbaugh hist came tojuniata as a ing inns ever) da) when I woke up. • freshman in 1929, graduated in 1933 Ueih CartOIS- lhe Jiiiiiiiliiin. luoi.il.i continued on next page and moved auai tee become a lni»h Juniata's H.B." raps with students on campus ( OUMI

4*1-. Ma^.i-zim- N0V.MBER 1993 Let's talk about sex, baby - U. News at Antioch it's mandatory

\ I,is I pltOSI nibble mi your tart Ii might mn seem natural asking, bul .11 Antioch College, More Short Takes nee permission means nee deal. I hose are tin.- rules. continued from previous page \t11111e h\ Sexual (Iffense Policy, initiated In stuelents List POD PROFS: e/ear, has gained nationwide .nui me en tier its strict definition BOWLING GBEEN, KY. — At Western eet consent. Kentucky U.. students may not be the Dubbed "checklist love" 1 >\ syndicated columnist (llarencc only ones filling out teacher evaluation Page, tlu- policy requires students to gel "the verbal consent forms. A former physics and astronomy nl the other indivicn_al[s] involved" whenever sexual contact department chairman allegedly has been is nen "mutually .mel simultaneous!) nun.mel," I he policj doing a little evaluating himself. .ilsee states thai consent must lee specific He each ai 1. Thomas Coohill resigned last spring as I hree years ago, after a growing pn el el em eel sevu.il assault a result of allegations that he filled out came to light nn campus, a tjreni|> called the "Womyn «• 1 evaluation forms for three professors he \1u1111h" demanded ih.it the college ile.deep a comprehen­ teencise. anel it's alsee easy tie Inllem. What is real mpetr- didn't like. sive sexual assault policy. taut is that the peelicv savs that you can't assume." Now he is being sued by the professors although man) have interpreted the eeeele as another David Vagobian,.» senieer, has been the most vocal e>ppe»- for "oppressive, fraudulent and malicious example eel suppressing student rights, few at Amine li sa) nent. "My biggest concern is, how does one prove oneself conduct," according to Reginald Ayers, the) oppose tli.- measure which students helped to draft. "I innocent?" Vagobian sa\s. "These offenses occur for the the professors' attorney. Coohill allegedly think [the policy] is reall) effective," s.ns Rand) keiss. a uieist part in private, This policy eleecs met concern itself filled out blank evaluations during a five- seiueer. " I lie goal here is preventative measures." with tlu rights ut the accused." •Andrew I.cvy, the year period. He was finally accused after \lisem Clark, .ils.e .1 senior, agrees. "It's een clear ami Michigan Dully, I. of Michigan officials thought they recognized his handwriting on the forms. Coohill originally admitted to filling out Are you broke or a brainiac? Try the three-year plan the forms, but has filed a counterclaim denying the allegations of the suit. He lust when yem were getting ceeinty em that five-year Michael Basttdo, a history major in his third anil final refuses to comment. COUch, senile Deeeegic Howser teenies aleing anel makes year at Oherlin, says, "lor people like tne who want to everybody lemk had. save money, it's great. But it's not leir even hotly." KITTIES UTTER CAMPUS: Many eel teeelay's stuelents are finding that they can't even Overall, the goal eit a three-year ilegree could he termed ROHNERT PARK, CALIF.— Sonoma allnrel tee stay m scheeeil (eir four years, anil universities are "learning efficiency," particularly in light nt tough eco­ State U. was under siege this fall, and the start mt; tie lake notice with the three-tear plan. nomic times. Basteelee estimates that his Family saved culprit wasn't Steven Seagal but more Oherlm College in Ohio has offered a three-year under­ SI 1,00(1 became he cut his college career short. Ile says than 100 untamed cats. The cat popula­ graduate program since l986-§7, ami the number eil stu there are drawbacks, however. "You miss things. I wasn't tion had burgeoned since last year, when elents opting tei graduate in three years has quadrupled able to tlo foreign Study," he says. "All my friends are a local animal rights group trapped, since then, according tee Presitlent Frederick Starr. graduating alter inc. Pd like tei he here with them." neutered and immunized 25 strays and Mliertiis Magnus College in Connecticut offers a similar "It's a matter of looking at the product What outcome! re-released them on campus. program, ami sehnnls Ireim Stanford LI. to the 64-ichool elei you want- Can they lie achieveel in three years?" asks Three people were bitten, and one of State I . eil \e« Yeirk system are exploring the possibility John Wciscntcltl, vice presitlent teir planning at Cornell the victims filed a lawsuit against the uni­ eel a three-year plan I'., anil heatl ot a task toree tor examining undergraduate versity for medical expenses and dam­ Burgeoning tuition costs ami an increase in the number education. "There's a big difference in uttering a three- ages. year curriculum anil a three-year experience." "Jon ot siuelenis transferring credits trom high school have Upon the advice of the National Van/.ilc, The State yen's, Michigan State U. brought ahout the concept. Humane Society — but against the wishes of many students and a local ani­ porters describe him as a successfully mal rights group — the school trapped Ex-Con goes for law degree amid furor rehabilitated criminal. Others, howev­ the errant felines and put them into a er, maintain that I lamm fills the spot local animal shelter I le's mild-mannered, ol a more deserving, law-abiding atu- even shorter takes wears glasses ami dresses elent ami that his presence hurts the casually in fact, he credibility eet the law ichool. RECUPERATING: More than 200 partici­ looks prett) much like Although 1 latum says his critics are pants in a melee that followed a am Inst tear law stu stereotyping him, he's not taking the sit­ September football game between Pierce dent uation personally. "These peeiple don't College and Harbor College, two Hut Janus I l.iiniii, 4s. kniiw James 1 latum." he says. "I bet re- California community colleges. The brawl is a convicted murderer. just looking .11 the category he's a started after Pierce beat Harbor 23-0. \nel the decision l>\ \n- felon, it was a capital crime, he's been in Both players and fans participated, and / ona State l.'s ( aillegc prise in lora long period of time." an offensive line coach for Pierce was eel I aw tee .111 t'pt Illlll lhe \ri/iena Board of Regents has rendered unconscious when a Harbor even theeugh lu- served tlireetetl the state's universities to player hit him with a crutch. nearl) I 8 years in state review policies regarding admissions priseen lur a I''"4 ilrug- »t ASU. the debate continues: Should an ex-con be at law school? tor convicted felons. REINSTATED: Texas Southern U.'s Ocean relateel inuriler has ( eit'eiif has suggested that the state of Soul marching band. The band was sparkeel a statewide contree\ers\. Morgan disagrees. legislature pull funding from the law dissolved in December 1992 after some Some state legislators are align at "Uhcn [Ilatum) was convicted, he school it the admissions policy were 30 members allegedly stole $22,000 the university leer accepting I lamm. forfeited a number ol his rights, hut he neit rc-evaluateel. worth of electronics during a field trip to "I just think it was an irrational thing didn't leerteit (he right tei apply tei a Ilainni says such drastic action Tokyo [U. Magazine, March 1993], ten the [admissions] committee to elei," state university or law schoeii lor an wemlel be a mistake. "[State legislators] s.us State Senate President John education," Morgan says. have the right tee express their opinion. TEACHING: Junk bond salesman Michael Greene, R-Phoenix. "Hiding behind While in pristin, I latum graduated liui I think that to go heyeiml lhat anil Milken, at UCLA. The class? What else academic freedom ami diversity ami all summa cum lauile trom a special te> threaten eine eit the majeir institu­ — "Special Topics in Management." that stuff is like being on another plan­ tions in the state — 1 honestly believe Northern Arizona. 17. program for •riots compiled from tha U. network and The et, as far as I'm concerned." prisoners, lie KWed in the 96th per­ that is tery injudicious." "Jake Chronicle ot Higher Education Ceillege of Law Dean Richard centile on his LSAT exam ami his sup­ 15.else II. State Press, Arizona State V.

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MM| n first nine' I ni'!'. iiiiii i CYBERADMISSIONS OFFICE: THE REVOLUTION BEGINS I hcVII \.l\ell .Is \eill tell tile in how ."II h.lij I' H MJ^ ^^ feeling old, reall) old, I lu' campus in hah day' MIM.II Chtd-ei l/i V, reh U h,n kntilof tame! looking distressed. "What are we going ti \ new version of the (iraduati Kecord Fxams will Let's talk Mathnna do without ,i ///itrn.riiii':" he asked, visibly he administered tins month: (.ailed computerized shaken. adaptive irsts ((_.\Ts), thej adjust to the test taket It you're surfing the Internet, an electroni. con Ik' .leieil hkt ( iiltiinlins discovered thIKe- .unlit.bilitv.. putet network subsidized I15 surprisi tl microwave, I remembei .1 time when 11 Vnswei easj questions correct I. National Science Foundation, vou too can In took In minutes in boil ,1 Iim dog and .mil you ___• 11 1 1 difficult ones, meaningful discussions i 1 kL those listed atiovc *< we roasted1 popcorn over an open flame. Vnswei eas\ questions int orn 1 I 1 an also dis, uss i ami I resean h with .1 I HUH I'm feeling even idder now I he wa) K and the computi 1 feeds v'ou list, converse with .1 hest selling author 01 lu fell ilimii thai oven is the waj mn future less tilth, nit ones. It two (JRI Bill) Idol in a rousing disputation kul-s uill feel .iiinii! r in.nl I In must sophisticated takers havi the same number of correct answers, the I aki \our pick With thi recent explosion ot eli ol \V equipment .11 in) school -ms the over person with the more challenging questions gets a tronii communication, the possibilities for studcii head projector. Bul ill thai is changing. highei score. unlimited. \nuiu.i's campuses are .11 the.- forefront e»t .1 tech "We are going to phase mil paper antl penci Vnj one with .1 phone line can tap into 11 iiuln_ie.il revolution, .nui lesi you think the changes [(iKL.s] ceimpletel) in the nexl foui 01 ine years Internet .m.i communicate Im little 01 no co taking place won't affect your sunn to graduate .is we .nil SATs eventually," says Kevin (ion/ale, u nh 1 ithei users fri nn ai 1 mntl 1 he w > irld behind, think again. I lie information superhighwa) ul ihr Kducational testing Service, which admin is Students can share software, "talk" in rt running through our schools, homes .mel offices ISKTS Ixith u sts time 1*5 splitting the screen, 01 access will affect us all, Graduate school hopefuls who take the CA 1 can l.ilirarj of (Congress or the libraries al Harvard I 1 li.nikleilK . universities around the countr) are receive their scores immediatelv. Ciraduate se lu M.I anil Johns Hopkins I jumping em the.' high-tech hand wagon, and with good not so hopefuls can , huusi to delete the C_V1 befon "The Internet is the besl resource I've four ru.isein. II universities are going in train 11-. how 11> seeing their stuns. school," ..us Kacheline Maltese, .1 senior it I h operate anything more advanced than .1 deep-fal Somedaj you'll tell your grandkids how youi hand (ieorgi Washington I "I hue learned more on tl fryer, thej had better take notice. The technology mi ached from painstakingl) filling out scantrons. 'net than I have in a lot of classes." today's campuses will become the tools of tomorrow'- ______>^__»^___»_>»™^___>i__pe™ei______«_e™(^^™™^»_ Klectronit communication isn't ,1 new technolo| weirk place. ____• -^J|,'•' * • ' ' * ' ^^1^1 i.' ^T^^___l 'h' Internet staricel with tn-s tee tin I Icp.irtutcni

8*(. fitipHli NUVIMHIH I1*"* I lefense during the IV60s bul because eel the pro 'ii' ration nl newer, more powerful computers and soltware, the construction ol the information super highwa; is nit .m.i running. infotainment- Toys for the 21st century 'I'i "I'le are just starting in see' tIn usefulness ol , in nl Ine.ms, the personal computei is .1 common Dorm rooms often rival computer labs for notice the difference between CD and mini- item in the household," says < Chester Bullock, a senior sheer number of high-tech equipment items. disc, and conventional CDs are tempera­ II I rnbn Ki.I1II1 \. nm .nun .il I 111 \n. mi.i "I mui Between the TV, VCR, CD player, Nintendo, mental on bumpy roads and logging paths .ill' IM s im hit ullllnimle .He V, 11 ll Sega (maybe both), computer with CD-ROM Just being able to record digitally is friends .ill us ei the ee unit r\ and and digital phone hookups, a lot of dorm enough to dig this. If universities",',',',i Jlthom rooms keep the power company scrambling to produce the juice. Here's a list of what's CD-ROM are going to here and what's coming on the technology/ PURPOSE: CD-ROMs (Read Only ° ° time ili.it ihi' infotainment front. ft, Memory) look just like regular CDs train us how *i mini m.ni but can hold an amazing amount of s\ stem has." _.._._ ._ DataDlscma information: The text, video and Digital Compact Cassette audio entries of a small encyclopedia can all fit on to operate Mu. MUI,,IM. „, PURPOSE: Digital sound without the tuss. muss and fits lllu l 1 one disc. CD-ROM offers multimedia capabilities, so anything "" ' i", """ of psychotic rage that would accompany throwing out all when you're reading about JFK. you can actually hear a J " Ml I . nlllllll'iI I,, your conventional cassettes The sound is almost as digital reproduction of one of his speeches You can also good as a CD. and you can play your Pat Benatar tapes more schools i in 11,,n-,,,,,, listen to conventional CDs and get bitchin' too N 111 SM 11 games on CD-ROM. advanced ' \ ;- •' "," ' USEFULNESS TO STUDENTS: DCCs are still expen­ USEFULNESS TO STUDENTS: CD-ROM really B M Ul |l ll.lS III i n sive even though they've been out for about a is the format of the future. No one other than a deep- Arlington, \. year Being able to record your CDs is a bonus, device offers so much in the way of educa­ . _ i si nn.ms i hal but the mimdisc does that too Hmmm. See the tion and entertainment for students. You tattryer, io ,,, 50 „,,ii,,in WORTH IT? section can read Newsweek and the King James 1 a AVAILABILITY You can find a DCC at most any Bible on portable CD-ROM players or listen they had ^"'""Vy " well-equipped stereo store. Locating a good selec­ to the Butthole Surfers. For academic slackers, • » .11 ks nl life usi' tion of your favorite artists on DCC is a bit ot a problem the entire line of Monarch Notes is available better take • ii-cmmi. mail though. On a recent visit to a record store, several of the AVAILABILITY: The players are already everywhere and \ In ml I mil linn employees didn't even know where they kept the DCCs the software is exploding You can get everything from notice computers are hiM,ked to COST: About S550 for the portable version and $1.000 the latest bestsellers to thesauruses. from how-to thi Intel ncl il.-m for the home model. Blank DCCs cost $8 or $9 and pre books to Berlitz Spanish lessons on Km 1 lu Intel net is 1>\ ni> means recorded cassettes are as expensive as CDs. CD. And in almost every case the text the nnlj (mui ol elei troni. t om WORTH IT? Mimdisc is really the only competi­ is accompanied by audio narrative. niiiiiK .ituMI used • >n campus, tion, since digital audio tape (DAT), which Bueno. mis amigos! M.nn universities in installing digital hookups thai actually provides better sound than COST: Bookplayers as well as CD-ROMs conned e\en ilorin i n and administrative otfict mimdisc or DCC, is used mainly by you hook to your computer are about $300 mi their i ampttses, professionals. A word of caution: and up. Books on CD-ROM range from $49 to Si.nu students ,11 \nrthwesi Missouri Stati I . Mimdisc and DCC are going to fight it $69: some of the other titles such as Monarch • lasses because the) spent so much time on out and it's likely only one will survive Notes are cheaper ($40 for Monarch. $30 for a CD theii campusvudc 1 mail network. \n-l at Dartmouth DCC is the best bet for people with who CD-ROM player on how to write term papers). You can get books for ' ollege, the university's e-mail system, called can't cut the cord with their conventional your computer CD-ROM for about $20 Min /in, nl. is t.ikihL! over .i^ the u.i\ to keep in touch cassettes 1 l|H|V WORTH IT? It's hard to imagine anyone reading a CD- ROM player on the beach, but the format offers amazing prett\ much replaced the telephone in terms ol Recordable Mini-CD .ays < hi is Johnson, .1 setlioi it I >.M tmouth. entertainment capabilities. Already you can hook a CD-I PURPOSE: The mimdisc allows digital audio M\n\thing that would have heen sent through the (Interactive) player into your television for multimedia recording on a disc that is a little more • in.nl svstem is now done electronical!) It's programs. In the future. CD-I movies will be interactive, than half the size of conventiona il!\ the easiest thing in the world to use.M and Viola!, you become the directoi and can change CDs. The MD s sound range is V. thi I', of < olin ado, si udents use t heir plots at your capricious whim. If you have the cash, CD- more limited than a CD. but the M.i. mtosh computer network to see it thev'vi ful ROM is a worthwhile investment that is going to filled coursi reipiirements, \11.l students .11 (Cornell mimdisc doesn't skip like a <- grow by leaps and bounds. Yes. buy one. OK? I have access to a computerized counseling sen ice. regular CD. because it stoies pie have this habit "I opening up on line," s.ns 10 seconds of music in its High-Definition Television ( i\\ l '•- Maltesi " I lu' [Internet] is .1 .en informal memory. So it you bump the player PURPOSE: HDTV will offer a wider image than pl.ii i . .md it's .1 place where \u share .1 lot. People it will continue to play while correcting traditional tube televisions and five channels of pictures ol theii weddings to bulletin boards, itself. Also, it's enclosed in a plastic case digital surround sound. The picture will double the innounce the birth ol 1 hildren, everything. I hese that resembles a computer disk for protection quality of standard idiot boxes and the sound will rival people IM 1.nm vour family, h s like the biggest secret USEFULNESS TO STUDENTS: The minidisc should serve that of CDs. . Iiijiit in \im 1 ii .1 you well under casual listening conditions. It's also USEFULNESS TO STUDENTS: Very and scary. Incredible WELCOME TO THE CLASSROOM OF THE 21 ST CENTURY portable and the sound is tai superior to the Walkman clarity + 500 cable channels + sound as good as your ll, iln boredom of studying I5thcentur} women's you've been taking to class. And as far as recording goes, Pearl Jam CD « a lot more empty seats in your iih iiinii gi ii you il' INV ii* each copy will sound as good as the first. MDs can be Elizabethan Poetry class. Well. .11 Pace I m New York they're introducing recorded over a million times without any loss of quality. AVAILABILITY: Word on the street is HDTV may be avail­ multimedia (integrated text, . ideo and musi. i to their AVAILABILITY: Like the DCC. most stereo store chains are able as soon as the 1996 Olympics ,,mis, iIII women in the Mulellr Vges in an attempt ie> carrying them. The selection of pierecorded titles isn't COST: Yikes — an HDTV will cost about $2,000. But m.ike' ilu- subject more lively, ((kxxl luck.) huge, but Sony makes the MD. so a lot of you'll be able to receive high-definition broadcasts on I he classr n ol the nexl centur) maj seem like an Sony/Columbia artists can be found on the format. that old, beat-up TV you stole from your brother. mill place leer .1 sun year nllisi riminate I•> .i^e.- or gen move at $550 and $1,000. respectively. The blank discs will kick butt and the picture ratio will be more similar to .Ki Relativelj inexpensive equipment has allowed run between $14 and $17. that of the theater. You've got until '96 to raise the funds, more instnu tens iii teach WORTH IT? The mimdisc has basically corrected all the so start saving. \.nh computer-drbe-n \isu.il shortcomings of the CD Most listeners won't be able to continued an naxt paga now im.mis and sound, rhrough continued on naxt page «iivi»i*ne mit • . Magaalaac • 9 Surfing the information highway Ilnli Wade, i graduate studeni ai Purdue I'.. s.ns he is concerned aboul the future eet the INFOTAINMENT continued from previous page Internet. "Companies will trj to gam control continued from previous page and limit access in order to gain profit and wield powerful computers, stuelents are able lie dissect control," he s.ns. Laserdisc (12 "Video CD) a cadaver, become immersed in a foreign Ian Bul GWU's Maltese ttniilil rather see private PURPOSE: Laserdiscs offer a picture 60 percent sharper than giiage, in compose and plav back music on a interests running the network. " I echnolog) s VHS and the same sound quality as CDs Plus, when you watch laptop. noi something the government is un comfon Young Guns 20 years trom now it will look as good as the first "We'll use ihe multimedia PC technology to able with," she s.ns. "1 don'l like the idea ol time you savored it create new types eit learning environments thai aomebod) who doesn't like the Internet running USEFULNESS TO STUDENTS: This one is mostly for the hard-core make you, the student, more ihe center ul the Internet." movie fans, but you can't argue with the picture quality and tilings, that create tor um microworids eir lhat The computer lab is another area where your sound And you won't have to screw around with that "tracking immerse you in learning environments," tayi pocket connects with the information super button anymore. Laserdiscs also play conventional CDs, so it William Graves, associate provoal lor informa­ highway. Only about JU percent ol college stu won't be the next 8-track, but proceed with caution. Remembei tion technology at the U. ul North Carolina. dents own computers, sn main schools arc Beta? Me either. Graves is alsei a fellow at EDUCOM, a consor­ charging leir access. AVAILABILITY: Last time you were at Blockbuster, did you see a tium of nearl) olio colleges in Washington, Al the U. ul \l"l/eeu.i ,111 mill.ise 111 lllltleell lot of movies on laserdisc? There you go D.C, that promotes technology in higher edu­ covered 1nsi1t1111m1.1l computing costs, and the COST: Players range from $400 to $1000 and the discs range cation. I . of liab recent!) charged •' S50 computing from $25 to $70. \i James Madison L • in Virginia, students ice per quarter. I he fee hike has helped WORTH IT? A good CD player costs more than $200, so if you can take Psychology 160 in the Blackwell improve a dismall) hew computer/student ratio; rationalize enough, you might be able to swallow the laserdisc Vuditorium, a 1200,000 attempt at creating the Utah now has one computer for ever) 20 stu Wait until your local video store starts carrying them If they classroom of the 21st century. The auditorium dents. don't, pass has two large screens, which the professor eein trols with computers to provide a usual repre­ THE HUMAN COSTS Personal Organizers/Newton sentation ot the lecture. Students use keyboards, \m discussion over the price eit technology PURPOSE: Most personal organizers, up until recently, were lit located at each seat, to answer questions and the must examine the human costs. Some have tie more than computerized address books Apple's Newton is results are tallied Lovt Ctwmfrtiwi-style and elts- speculated thai high technology will make t dehuman- COST: Ouch Apple sells Newton organizers for $699 to $949 teaching at you, it puts you in a learning envi­ i/es the whole process," s.ns J.\U sophomore based on the number of bells and whistles you add. ronment anel it gives facul* Andrew Miller, aboul llle WORTH m You re better off with a laptop. The ability to write tl inure ways of being classroom eel the J Isi centu with a pen is attractive, but you can type a lot faster and. for effective with vnu." Cyberglossary ry. "Yuu walk into the- class now, the Newton is basically a computerized Day Runner and plug mtu a keypad." WHO'S FOOTING THE BILL? Electronic mail (e-mail): E-ma« Hut Graves argues that High-Tech Potpourri When the stale biulils a allows users to sand messages across the relationship betw een The Recordable CD is available but used mainly for commer highway, somebody gets their office or across the country. studeni anel professor will cial purposes and is out of the price range of the deepest stu the shaft. Whether the) Correspondence can be sent through local be improved by introduc dent pocket Buy a K_nda instead. pave some pour sup's treint area networks (LANs), such as connected mg high technology. 300 promises to be to Nintendo what Nintendo was to Atari i aril eir hike \ eeur taxes, computers in one office, or through a "We w ant tu protect a (Remember Asteroids?) 3D0 is a CD-ROM format that provides the av comes down. The un basu component <>t construction ot the infor­ modem to other computers around the video games with richer colors, better graphics and blinding world. higher education, t* bull is speed The multimedia player may also play movies in the mation superhighwa) is no human interaction," future Panasonic has a model out now and they're selling different, and the ceists are Graves s.u i. "There's no briskly — at about $700 human as well as financial. • Internet: An electronic network that replacement for that. Interactive TV: Cable operators and phone companies are rac­ Currently, man) stu- provides users around the world with | Professors] pro* ide t he ing lo be the first with a TV that you can bond with You'll be elcnts get tree access to the e-mail. news, file trading, games and other glue thai ties together sub able to select movies, shows or educational programs from an Internet through their uni­ |ei I matter. That's w hat extensive video library Some day, you may even be able to go versities, which receive i.u nit) do thai you can't shopping in a way that's more interactive and less annoying subsidies indirectly from • Multimedia: Computer generated gel from a buv." than the Home Shopping Network You can also expect an the National Science text, audio and video. Multimedia has I Itinialel), (travel s.ns. increase in channels, from the paltry 50 or so you're receiving Foundation. unlimited possibilities lor education, espe­ colleges musi answer these now to 500 But the \S1- has pru- questions tei give students cially for presentations which allow stu­ Virtual reality Hey! Is that me beating up puseel privatization ofthe what they paid feir. "I think dents to interact with the subject matter. elves and saving the fiefdom? Put on ____ MM> Ptajf**" Internet within Imir years. students will be entering a a virtual reality helmet and it is. Access to the network work place that is already • Information Superhighway: The VR games can already be found weniltl then be provided li) technology-dependent," he at video arcades (for about $4 a the private sector — must Clinton administration has proposed the savs. "The obligation ten shot) and Sega will release a likely the phone compa­ construction of an electronic communica­ universities is to include VR headset for their Genesis tion network as the key to global competi­ technology sn students nies — which are salivat- system by spring for under tiveness. nm at the thought of get- won't be entering the weirk $200 u tun; in on the action. place blind." u

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Wing iet j Ada mm Jjjy u; VA^jjy .UJIJ Li.ij_Jj J LIU ^jnlui ^iiyn^ j'/oj JdJJ INSIDE: COOL IS REBORN, P in film on screen this month Flesh and Bone (Paramount) Robocop III (Orionn) Proving Roboceip, there's life aft* the metallic er D.O.A., product ol • real-life couple bleak Futuristic Dennis Ouaitl world, is back, and Meg Ryan hoping lee milk are together again in this drama triini i tew more dollaHn Irom bloodthirstIy Steve Kleeves, director eel the acclaimed (American audiences. Ob yeah, and he t'til'tilims llakei-liny.. The past ia catching lights crime too Newceimer Ruber! up with Arlis Sweeney (Quaid), .1 vend­ Burke squeezei into the title reile eit the ing machine repairman who tails lor the slam iifficer-liirnetl-cybiirg who, in this leivcly anil talented Kay Davies (Ryan). sequel, must track down vicieuis \outh lint their romance is threatened In gangs called Spl.illerpunks and armed Sweeney's sinister lather (Jama (;.t.in). commandos Irom the Aina/im War. Remember "Stav eiut ol trouble." Carlito's Way (Universal) Technical wicard Brian De Palma, The Saint ol Fort Washington (Warner Bros.) director of dcliciously trash) thrillers Matt Dillon ami Damn (,lei.ee star in Robin Williams revives the year of the woman, playing a nanny in Mrs. Doubtlfn. like I'.nirif anil /hissed Tt Kill, Ic.mis up whal should lie l moving drama Irom with Al Pacino in tins tale ol the New ftrvtr'i Edgt director Tim Hunter. In his month's star vehicles arc crashing and starring in York underworld. Pacino stars as the Fort Washington Armory, a home lata theaters with everyone from this affecting Catiito Hrigante, a mobster Dying tee gee less shelter, two men develop an unlike TF.astwood to Pacino to Huston <>n drama about clean after serving time. Even with the ly frienelsbip. Jerry (Clover) is I beiarel. I.eieik leir grand-scale, preten­ an escaped help of a streetwise attorney (Sean Vietnam veteran cast out ol the com­ tious vanity projects, scenery-chewing convict (Kevin Penn) ami a yeiiing dancer (Penelope forts of middle-class life Matthew performances, a couple o' sequels anel a Costlier) who Ann Miller), Hrigante iinils reforming (Dillon) is a schizophrenic who takes lew gems here ami there. develop! • friendship with his B-ywr- difficult. Jul) when vein thought it was pie.lures eil the city with a camera that eild beistage. F.astwooel plavs the 1 exas sale to go back to the barrios. has no iilm in it. Director Hunter Mrs. Doubtfire (Fox) lawman on his trail whei must reconcile sheeiilel give a potential!) sapp\ story a Over the years. Reibin Williams has his sympathy tor him antl his responsi­ The Three Musketeers (Disney) much-needed edge. played everything treim a Russian circus bilities as an officer. Is there a screen A III a n d re performer to a singing genie. Now, big enough to hold the egos oi these Dumas' classic Addoms Family Values (Paromount) tireil ot stifling his feminine side, he dis­ twei cultural icons? story meets the No, thee, 're guises himself as a British nanny in Mrs. MTV genera neei eetll to Ooiibtfirc, the latest from Hume .llnnc The Piano (Miramax) tion in this launch a politi­ director Chris Columbus, (laught ein In lhe Cannes Film Festival, this dubiously COB* cal platform the heels of a nasty divorce trom his Victorian-era romance trom New ceiveel adaptation Irom the director of |usl to cash wife Miranda (Sally Field), Daniel Zealand director Jane Campion won ihe Hill iind lid's F.xtelleiit .liheiitmr. Young their hefty (Williams) will go to any extreme to coveted Palme el'Or tor best picture. Gum Charlie Sheen ami Kiefer paychecks. AnjclicSa HustoWn and Raul take care ot his children. Why aren't I lolly I lunter (who also wem best actress Sutherland team up with Olivet Plan Julia repnse then roles as Murium anel there any good female roles in movies at Cannes) stars as Ada, a mute whose (hideout Proposal) as lhe Musketeers who Gomel Aelelams, the masochistic beads today? They're all being taken by men. only means oi self-expression is her are trying to stop the king's aelviser. of this post-nuclear clan. Hut this time, piano. She travels with it into ibe New Cardinal Richelieu (Iim Curry, Loaded they've spawned an addition to (he tam- A Perfect World (Worner Bros.) /.calami bush tor an arrangeel marriage Weapon I), from pulling a coup d'etat. ily, a grisly child named Ptibert I \pe-e I Actor-director (Mint F.astwood fol­ with the distant Stewart (Sam Neill), liui I'rennises to be the best Disney live- heartwarming momenot mixed with tor­ lows up his epic anti-Western Un­ finds herself falling for his neighbor action iilm since (ins, lhe Field•("mai ture." Scott Tobias, the Ked and forgiven with A I'eifcit World, directing (Harvey Keitel) instead. Kicking A tide HUiek, l. ol (m-orgia on the set video calendar You're nearing college graduation without a job or love and you feel doomed to obscurity. But you have The Muppet Christmas Carol (Buena Vista) 11/2. Detonator (New Line) 11/3; company, at least on the screen, in Universal Pictures' Sliver (Paramount) 11/10; Blue Ice (HBO) 11/10: Clilthanger (Columbia) 11/17; upcoming comedy/drama Reality Bites Free Willy (Warner Bros.) 11/17; Lost in Yonkers (Columbia) 11/17; The Last Written by 23-year-old Helen Childress, Reality Bites Days ol Chez Nous (New Line) 11/17; American Heart (LIVE) 11/17; The Plague stars Winona Ryder (Age ol Innocence), Ethan Hawke (LIVE) 11/17; Elvis in Hollywood (BMG) 11/23; Made in America (Warner Bros.) (Alive!) and comedian Ben Stiller (The Ben Stiller Show). Slated for release in February, Reality Bites is the story 11/24; Splitting Heirs (MCA) 11/24; Adventures ot Huck Finn (Disney) 11/24; Life of three college seniors caught in a love triangle. ™* With Mikey (Touchstone) 11/24; Return of the Musketeers (MCA) 11/24; Rising Stiller pulls double duty in front of and behind the camera in his directorial debut. Sun (Fox) 12/1 "In a lot of ways, it's like surfing — you just ride the wave and hope you don't wipe out," Stiller says. "You keep control where you can, but when you have such talented people to work with, you ride it as far as you can." quotable Ryder, who also starred in Dracula, gives her reasons for choosing the movie: "I "I keep remembering I was a busboy in Belmont Calif. I was mostly stoned, wanted to do a film that reflected people my age and the problems they go through," and mostly playing Risk." she says. "Plus in this film I wasn't being chained down and tortured — at least in the conventional sense." • Frank San Miguel. 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Various Artists, Jadgmsnl Si^ht ihe Kick Inside, anel pop singer. * Siiioi,lli,i,i- (liniiiiirt.il/l |iie I remains triumphantly Unresl, /*../,<• Rehirtb of Cool (bind) \'o Alternative ( \rist.t) In "Riililicrli.mil (iirl" and "Kat the • *«• ***** *•** Music." liush sings with voiitlitul aban­ Pearl Jam struck a Since the revolu- I he third in the Red don and frivolity, then moves defiantly chord last year with ! tle 111,11 V .lllvClll (ll I1CU Hm t nine \II)S ben­ into sophisticated introspection in the darkly toned _T_ " " fill, tin- genre is nei efit series, \n . litem "Moments eil Pleasure" anel "Lily." hoinhast ot I en and longer COnfiBCd lee iim e |usi may rivaJ the This mixture of open femininity and the CI) sold a iilhon ne t .im Mtnplcf of Singles soundtrack as internal reflection is Bush's specialty, copy's, hut this uai ,ii/\ bickground the definitive grunge and previously unfamiliar American lis­ the masses ma\ think •Rail music. Rebirth of compilation. 1 4 twice and steer clear ot I it a„ teners should find lhe Red Sim:I a geieid ' oofs ID infectious trucks ,ire the l.itcsi With haiiils ranging from l'atti Smith introduction. • Krik Lyons, The Daily The CD contains • lew Mroag cuts, .uul must exciting tamplei eel jacz-rap t(l the (eelll (,eeee Deells, the CD never I aniriuird, Portland State U. like the pounding, fist pumping "(eo," lUslein. stavs at one specel long enough lor the with extra-sharp rhythms and hursts of Iii tin- richly lejuimd oompoaition ol listener to gel bored. guitar tun. Hut nicks like these exup Cocteau Twins I reettyle Fellowahip'i "Inner City Soul Asylum pulls ott the biggest leat tions to the rule. Other tunes, like Boundaries," everything front scut to with i catch) rendition of Marvin Four Calendar Cafe (Capitol) "Daughter" and "Dissident," are plain I.mi,in .tn two-tone nip is speikcn ee\cr .i Gaye'i "Sexual Healing." *_nd Uncle • *• old rock and ordinary rock at that. iii'il landscape ot sax anel vibraphone. Tupelo's powerful interpretation eil The (aicteau Twins As tor Pearl Jam's Krics. thc\ often \i" Warriors elei a nielli m cover eit the Creedencc Clearwater Revival's almoat single-hand­ sink untler their own selt-consi ions llirliu Hancock standard "Chamel­ "Effigy" lakes on a whole new meaning edly founded tha social awareness "Rats" attempt! to eon," anel Outlaw flavors tr.tilttioii.il in light eil the AIDS epidemic. Vie elream pop seiund in atldress society's ills In comparing hip-hop bravado with a laid-back sax . l/terihiti,, often this spectrum nl music the early '80s, On rodent! with humans (The) elem't take line in nn jan greet Pharoah Sandert. while avoieling the ceirniness that their latest CD, Four what's not theirs/They don't compare"), • Wnh contribution! from Tokyo'i plagues mosl compilations. Calendar Cafe, they while "leash" is a lame call-to-arins tor I nited Future Organization, the I Ks Alsei making siroiig showing! are I he attempt to cling to their ethereal origins twenty 'something youth ("Drop the Stereo MCi and French rapper MC Breeders, Sonic Youth and Sound- — with mixed results. leash/We are yeuing/Oct out eit tn\ Solaar, lhe Rebirth of Cool celebrates a garden. Pitta Nirvana, in a secretive Nowadays, langly guitars antl spacey fucking face.") In the enil, these gins global renaissance of \:\n. It's already a mode, muck in I last-minute mystery lyntha aren't enough to qualify as inno­ lust take themselves too seriously lee lee . 11i-.su nt our time. • Vosha Buurgc.i, song not available at press time. "Jim vative — and on that premise, some of taken seriously. •Rod O'Connor, The lhe Hradley Seoul, Bradley l'. Kadt.si.i. lhe (.ruphie, Pepperdine U. Cafe sinks under trite musical structures Daily Illini, L\ of Illinois in the studio CDs on parade For your future music-purchasing plans, we have our in- moft ftWMM wo won i novo room to rovtow the-studio acts conveniently grouped by genre: BoDeans (Reprise/Slash) 10/12; Gaorge Clinton (Paisley Park) 10/12. Eleven • The Angry Hair Genre: Motley Criie is working on their (Hollywood) 10/19; Rush (Atlantic) 10/19; Buzzcocks (Caroline) 10/21, KMFDM first album since the departure of Vince Neil, titled Till (Wax Trax) 10/21; Cure (Elektra) 10/22; Bob Dylan (Columbia) 10/26. Zapp Death Do Us Apart, due on Elektra by March. Proving they Ttw Oue, lain Hue* (Reprise) 10/26; Boy George & Culture Club (EMI) 11/2; Deafening Divinities with have friends in low places, KISS is overseeing the produc­ tion of their tribute album which includes covers by the likes of Garth Brooks and Aural Affinities (Beggars Banquet Collection) 11/2; INXS (Atlantic) 11/2. Frank Dinosaur Jr. They embark on their next CD after the tribute is released on Mercury in Sinatra (Capitol) 11/2; Alice in Chains EP (Columbia) 11/9; Cowboy Junkies (RCA) January. 11/9; Smiths re-issue (Reprise/Sire) 11/9; Michael Bolton (Columbia) 11/16; Brian • The dunior High School Dance Genre: Brian Setter will give fans his own big-band Eno box set (Virgin) 11/16; Greenpeace Compilation (Hollywood) 11/16. Metallica versions of classics and Stray Cats favorites early next year, when he and his 17-piece (Elektra) 11/19; Tom Petty (MCA) 11/19; Elton John (MCA) 11/23: Blur (EMI) 11/30 Brian Setzar Orchestra make their Hollywood Records debut. Other unexpected revivals include a solo album by Huey Lewis. Back in Blue, and a new one trom Violent Famines, both on Elektra. quotable • The Progressive/Folk/Rock n'Roll Genre: After the success of Bang!, World Party will release its latest next spring. The Proclaimars are finishing a third album, coming "Check out my f**hing record, because it's really good. in January •Timothee Verrecchia, The Columbia Daily Spectator, Columbia U. - Iggy Pop on hli naw Virgin releaie. tmarkan Caaaar

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