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FREE TUESDAY Attempted murder charged said. attempted to run, only to be A robbery turns bloody as the Perry said lhe manager went out stabbed again, Perry said. the back door of the building at The victim could not open the victim is kidnapped and stabbed. about 10 p.m. to start his car when register, so the suspect then the suspect, who was wearing a demanded money from a safe BY IIMMY P MILLER the chest, arms and back while mask, approached and stabbed him. located downstairs. City News Editor robbing the restaurant, Delaware A struggle ensued and th e The two then went downstairs, A 42-year-old Wilmington man State Police Lt. David Citro said. suspect pushed the manager back opened the safe and the manager was arrested Friday and charged Spencer, a former employee of into the building, where he fell handed an undisclosed amount of with attempted murder in The Hop, was arrested by down a staircase, he said. money and receipts over to the connection with the Feb . 10 detectives of the State Police The manager tried to flee, Perry suspect, he said. . stabbing of a restaurant manager at robbery squad during the execution said, but he was run down and Perry said the suspect did not The Hop on Kirkwood Highway, of search warrants of his residence, stabbed again by lhe suspect. speak much throughout the police said. Citro said. The suspect then dragged the incident, but motioned with his Jesse L. Spencer, of Solitude The suspect allegedly threw manager upstairs and attempted to knife to tell the manager what to Way in the Walden development, water in the manager's face and retrieve money from the front do. allegedly stabbed the night stabbed him before demanding register. THE REVIEW /Jimmy P. Miller The suspect then locked the The Hop, on Kirkwood Highway, was the site of an attempted manager of The Hop seven times in money, The Hop owner Mark Perry While upstairs, the victim again see THE HOP page A4 murder last week. The suspect was arrested Friday. Man solicits Train hits sex from car stuck policemen on tracks BY LARA D'ONOFRIO BY M. TYE COMER N

Wolllan dies in car Runaway rodent rat-tles Pencader accident on I -95 After being let loose, a lab rat creates chaos. lane of the highway at BY CRAIG L. BLACK Pencader representative contacted "I'm just glad it wasn 't served to are vacuumed. A car hits the about 2:15 a.m. when her Stall Reporter university maintenance Thursday me," Heath said. "We do have traps and monitors back of a tractor­ vehicle struck the back of Pencader Dining Hall was a rat morning to remove the rat from the All university dining halls are around to tell us if something comes the truck which was also in trap Thursday afternoon when a pest building. treated by a pest control program on in," Lenox said. "We continuously trailer. the left lane. control specialist removed a foot­ The brilliant-white female rodent a weekly basis, Gajda said, adding go lhrough inspecting." A Maryland woman was Nickle, who was not long rodent. was spotted for the first time Because many s tud ents bring killed Thursday when her wearing her seatbelt, was But this wasn't your ordinary Thursday morning by a group of backpacks and thi ck winter coats car hit the back of a taken to Christiana case of a mangy, food-grubbing students who informed Gajda of the into the dining hall, Gajda said tractor-trailer traveling Hospital where she was rodent coming in from the cold. festering fugitive. "I'm J. ust glad anyone involved in the rodent south on 1-95 about one­ pronounced dead of No, !his one was brought inside. "As soon as I found out about smuggling trade won ' t have too half mile north of the multiple injuries. "On [Feb. 13] some students [the rat], we got some people to [the rat] wasn't difficult a time. service station, Delaware The truck driver, Sion E. brought a lab rat in and thought it help get it out of our dining hall," The vermin found shelter by State Police said. New, Jr. of Powder would be exciting to let it go in the he said. served to me." shimmying through a hole in the Springs, Ga., was not Cpl. David Thomas of dining hall," said Pencader Manager "All of the management wanted wall of the dining hall that led to a Delaware State Police gave injured and no charges Phil Gajda. to get the animal out as quickly and _Rick Heath (AS SO) heating pipe, Gajda said . this account of the have been filed. After a lifetime of shocks, quie tly as possible," said pest "It was definitely domesti cated," Nickle was the 13th incident: needles and end less mazes the control specialist Grant Lenox. he said. "It wasn't a wild ral. [The Ann Nickle, 25, o f the person to be killed on rodent smelled freedom at last. No, "It's not like we're infested or pest control speci alisls] were able to Delaware roadways this 300 block of East Cecil wait! That wasn't freedom, it was overrun with rodents," Gajda said. that rodents do not have an easy pick it up and handl e i1." year, compared to six last Avenue in North East, Md. Grade Q hamburger meat, boiling "It was somcbody's pet and it was path into the facilities. Lenox agreed the rat d id not year at this time. was apparently travelling lard and cheese - lots and lots of kind of funny." To ensure cleanliness, he said come from the outside. "Someone at high speed in the left cheese. Rick Heath (AS SO) was relieved further precautions arc taken . After brought it in and let it loose on -jimmy P. Miller After unsuccessfully attempting he 'd be eating hamburger instead of every service period, the noors arc purpose, " Lenox said. "It's kind of to contain the rodent for days. a rat burger. swept and mopped and the carpets sec PENCADER RAT page A4

CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS On February 22, Campus Flash.A2 Serendipity..... B1 Don't run with scissors. Eat your Weekly World News 1980, Susan Police Reports.A2 Aunt Spumoni.Bl vegetables. Look both ways reports of a Kansas Brynteson began her BackFiash ...... A2 Movie Lines .... B2 before crossing the street. And millionaire bachelor job as director of the News Horoscopes .... B2 most importantly, stay off the who will pay Morris Ubrary after Analysis ...... A2 Sports ...... B6 railroad tracks! On A3. $50,000 for a wife. How it works.A4 Comics ...... B13 Today will be sunny in the morning Ieavins her post as Imagine walking to class and Clayton Salsman, an ass1stant director World Briefs ...... A3 Classineds ...... Bll with clouds in the afternoon and a 43, said his bride chance of light rain or snow (!!!) trying to be precautionary to avoid of the library at In Review & Opinion .. . must be a pretty Indiana University. • O'Donnell on AIDS tonight. Highs will be in the mid­ a terrible spill. Now imagine being to upper-40s. Wednesday will with a group of friends and falling blond, between 23 Brynteson still holds • Peters on feminist stereotypes or even being around perfect and 35, in peak BRYNTESON the job today. • Pearlman on DU Mardi Gras bring a chance of rain condition. with highs in the low-40s. strangers and falling .. On 83. SALSMON

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Back flash A look at UD No fraternity row for CAMPUS FLASH happenings university in 1973 party in one area would sure make UD WOMEN'S FILM it easy to control rowdy drunks and SERIES REMEMBER WHEN By fighting. The university's eighth annual The problem they had in I Q73 "Women's History/Women's Uves" Rob was the financial backing to make film series which celebrates the plan a reality. Theta Chi was Women's History Month will run Wherry. · the only organization at the time ol Thursdays from Feb. 22 to March 22 print who were ready to break ground on a new house. The others, at7pm. It started 20 years ago, or maybe such as Sigma Nu, Sigma Phi ~e films, free and open to the 25, it all depends on which rumor Epsilon and Tau Kappa Epsilon public, will be held in 100 Kirkbride you take for the truth. Especially were content with where they were. Hall. Special speakers will follow when the rumors involve the Greek Theta Chi later laid the plan to each film. system, they usually have a way of rest and built their new house off The first of the series, All My growing out of proportion. So let's of West Main Street where it stood Babies, is a training film for African­ say 25 years ago this week. until years later when it was American midwives. The film was Back in 1973, Theta Chi produced in 1951 by the Georgia fraternity and the Central Fraternity destroyeiJ by a fire. . The plan seems to raise its head Dept. ofHeallh. Government (IFC back then), came every once and awhile during Filmmaker George Stoney and up with an idea for a fraternity row. Kate Conway-Turner, associate An area or street, in this case Ray conversations between brothers or professor for individual and family Street's present location, where all sisters, but has never got the .studies, will speak following the Greek brothers could build a house backing it has needed . screening. and start their own tiny It's definitely a good idea. It is the one thing this university's The fllm series is sponsaed by the community. departments of anthropology, histay Well, as you can guess the idea Greek system is missing to tie itself and sociology; Black American never caught fire. together. At any other university on Studies, East Asian Studies and But let's analyze the proposal a busy Friday night, students can Women's Studies Programs, the for a moment. walk from house to house without Faculty Senate Committee on In 1973 fraternities were not losing five pounds in sweat along Cultural Activities and Public Evmts allowed to expand or build new the journey. and the Office of Women's Affairs. structures because of restrictions in So what happened to the land? For more information call 831- city zoning laws. It would also Ray Street sits on part of the area 8474 or 831-8063. allow new fledgling colonies to and the Colorado Ski Company or find new homes. In short, it would Stuff Your Face, (depending on SPEAKER TO ADDRESS bring unity to a system that how old you are) is the other part. MATH ANXIETY THE REVIEW /File Photo Either way it's an eye sore. Tommy Conwell and the Young Rumblers played at the now-defunct State Theater on Main Street sometimes has a little problem Sheila Tobias, a social scientist dealing with each other. After all, The area would look a lot better who studies math and science anxiety in 1985. neighbors must see each other with the facade of large, well kept and avoidance, will speak at the every day. Greek houses. p.m. A reception will follow at 6:30 leeching Eftectiveness at 831-'lJJil. Information tables will be in the university Feb. 28. And if you look at other major Center for Black Culture from 11 Rob Wherry is a contributing editor The first, "Are Our Tests Failing p.m. universities they all have fraternity am. to 1 pm. and from 10 am. to 5 of The Review. BackFiash appears Our Students?" will be held in the The talks are sponsored by the PEACE CORPS VISITS rows in place. Maryland, Penn Recruiters from the Peace Corps pm. in Townsend Hall March 8. every other Tuesday. Rodney Room of the Perkins Student chemistry and biochemistry on State, Virginia, even little departments, the Cmter for leeching will come to campus March 7. Interviews for overseas volunteer Center. Refreshments will be served Washington and Lee consolidate all Effectiveness and the Women's Information tables will be set up from positions will be held March 21-22. at 11 :30 am~ and the colloquium will Greek houses to one area. Here at Studies Interdisciplinary 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the Student Sign-ups are available at the Career begin at noon with a discussion to Program. Delaware you can get a good Tobias, an author of several books Center Concourse and from 10 am. Planning and Placement Center. follow. exercise if you want to attend and a nationwide speaker, holds to 5 pm. in the Townsend Hall lobby. For more information call (800) Tobias will then speak about parties at both Lambda Chi Alpha degrees from both Harvard/Radcliffe There will be a general 424-8580, then press 1, extension "Gender and Science: The 'Problem' and Phi Kappa Tau. An Associated Collegiate Press and Columbia Universities. · information meeting at 7 pm. in the 125. of Women in Science and Why It's If you discard the financial Registration foc either of the talks Kirkwood room of the Student Four-Star All-American Newspaper So Hard to Convince Poople There Is constraints for a moment, the can be made by calling the Center for Center. -Compiled by Deb Wolf One" in 120 Clayton Hall at 5:30 "row" would also ease Public Safety's job. Having every major Jeff Pearlman Editor in Chief Adrienne Mand Executive Editor liz Lardaro Robyn Furman Arguments wrapped up in trade center bombing trial Edit01~/ Edit01 Ma~ing Editor BV L't'Nt;lTE SHELLEY Andrew Abramson, (.-\~ · SR). : ~, th 9·, ~harge~ -i~ ' the 'case,"the News. had be~p arrested. Sept. 1, 19~ ;Jft ' ~aster min(! behind the bombin~ Stacey Bernstein · ' 1 Copy Ediror member and former vice president Journal reported. ·' New York's Kennedy Intemationlu 'plot ' ' "'' '· " · · ' Rebecca'Tollerll t Managing SpecW Projecu Editor5. Closing arguments continue, .for",. of the P.r,e rJ..ilW, ~tWcfi)~~SOf:

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The Hop How It Works continued from page At manager in a 5 feet by 7 feet walk­ in refrigerator and fled, he said. After resting for about 15 ·How to graduate in four years. minutes, the manager was able to kick his way out of the refrigerator and call Perry, who then contacted Completing an academic degree on time may be difficult, but it's de_finitely possible. the police. Perry arrived at The Hop shortly BY DEB WOlf done a double major and still gradualed Brannon (AG JR) also did all four after the police. AssistMIINrwsEG!ot on time without doing Winter Sessions," Winter Sessions because of track. "It looked tike a scene from a Once upon a time, in a land far, far Athey said. "In sports, especially footbal~ people Friday the 13th movie," he said. away, there lived a college senior. Mary Beukema (AS SR) also owes who redshin their freshman year stay for "There was blood upstairs, The senior, along with all the other her timely graduation to Winter five yws because they have eligibility," downstairs and on the walls - senias in the kingdom, was graduating Sessions - she did two sessions in the said Albright everywhere." in four years. cold and two Sununer Sessions in· order "Some people use sports as an Spencer worked at The Hop for After the graduation ceremony , to receive her bachelor's degree in excuse because it takes up a lot of lime," about two months before being let everyone in the kingdom was so happy English Education this May. said Brannon, "but you can do it if you go almost a.month ago for lateness and well-educated that they donated "I only took 12-credit semesters know how to manage your time." and failure to show up for work their white slallioos 10 the university and though," said Beukema, who is Good advice ... but Brannon will be one day, Perry said. walked off into the sunset to become currently srudcnt teaching. here an extra year. Perry described Spencer as "a brain surgeons and neurophysicists. Not everyone needs Winter Session "I didn 't even want to try to take a nice, easy-going guy," and said: While graduating on time isn 't as to graduate, however. full load every semester because I don't "We still have a hard ·time impossible as a fairy tale, it's not lhal "I did Winter Sessions just because feel like I can manage my time that believing it was him. We're still easy, either. there were classes offered that I wei~" he said. not totally convinced." According to Karen Bauer, wouldn't have had time to take during a "It doesn't really matter 10 me when Perry added that Spencer was university senior institutional research regular semester, not because I needed I graduate." having financial problems when he analyst, an average of ooly 462 percent the credit," said Jonathan Goodman (AS Larry Kindbciter (AS SR), a member was hired and was even given an of university seniors graduate in four SR). "It made my senior year nice­ of the university's ice hockey squad, advance on his first pay check. years. this semester I' m only taking two could have graduated this winter. "I ~ed to help him out, get him A 67.S percent majority of seniors classes." But ... up on his feet," Perry said. graduate in five years, Bauer said. Athletes often have different reasons "I decided to wait it out," he said. "I Spencer is being charged with "Some seniors [graduate late) for their course scheduling. figured, why not have a linle fun? first degree attempted murder, deliberately and they don't see it as a Paul Hannsen (AS SR), one of the "1 didn't want to be too loaded down kidnapping, rob!>ery and possession problem," said Irene Zych, an academic university's top cross country and ll'aCk with work and practice three nights a of a deadly weapon during the advisor for the College of Arts and runners, had 10 AP. credits from high week." commission of a felony, Citro said. Science. school and also did all four Winter Zych said graduating in four years is Spencer was arraigned at Coun Clay Athey (AS SR) is a double Sessions. relatively easy for those who plan 18 in Wilmington and commined 10 major in history and political science "I had to be here anyway for track," poperly. Gander Hill Prison in default of who is graduating on time thanks to Hannsen said. "Running didn 't really ''Our role is getting students in early $100,000 secured bond, Citro said. three Winter Sessions and 12 high interfere with my classes, because I'm for senior check-out to plan correctly in school A.P. aedits. not very scholarly anyway." order to graduate in the spring if you THE REVIEW {Walter M. Eberz Spencer was also ordered to not At convocation in September, freshmen may doubt the chances of "There's almost no way I could have Eric Albright (AS SR) and John want to." have any contact with the victim, graduating in four years. Citro said. Rat in Pencader startles diners Sigh of relief continued from page A 1 fmd this practical joke funny. carne back later and picked her up," Well, some of the students. Terry "I would have expected Lenox said. McGregor (AS JR) had other cruel on the animal." something like this to happen on "There were some students that worries in mind. The animal, though, had the time April Fools Day," Bolling said. moved aside, out of the way, and "I hope they caught the rat before in Sarajevo of its life. Instead of staring blindly "I don't think we should have to were watching us curiously. That's he ate the food," he said. "That at an oncoming scalpel with its legs strip search students. They do that why we didn't get too involved would be worse than anything done pinned to a dissection tray, it was stuff in Philly for guns. We don't while the students were there. to him in a lab." withdraw their guns from given a Pencader cuisine shopping want to have to do that here for lab "Some people just think if we're Whenever maintenance picks up An airstrike threat Sarajevo, the Clinton spree. rats." in a building there must be a an animal, they keep it in a cage for administration is now "If someone wants to get rid of The rat went into the wall by the problem." a few days to make sure it is and Russian considering whether or not to an animal, we just assume they time the specialists got to the dining After failing in an attempt to pull healthy. declare five other areas in contact us and we'll pick it up for hall. After trying to remove the rat the rat out of the wall, Lenox -set a "We put her in one of the tanks initiative prompt Bosnia that have been declared them," Lenox said. "It's a lot less unsuccessfully, Lenox and his trap in front of the hole and blocked we ha.ve here in our office and safe havens by the U.N. to be stressful on the animal and a lot partner decided to avoid panicking off the other exit. threw in some shavings, food and Serbs to abandon under the ultimatum, the AP easier for us." the students. It was trapped. bedding and named her 'Penny' for reported. While Lenox said it's easier on "We didn't want to make a big "The students were concerned Pt;ncader," Lenox said. high ground. Those five areas, the AP him, Pencader closing manager scene about it so we set up a live that we got it out and did not hurt As of Friday no one had inquired reported, remain under Serbian Loretta Bolling said she does not trap that was out of site and we it," he said. about the creature. ·," BY DENNIS S. O'BRIEN attack. 1 Associate News Edito r Russian peacekeepers were NATO's Sunday deadline hailed as saviors by a grpup of passed peacefu1ly as Bosrl'ian 300 people who greeted their Serb forces withdrew enough arrival into Serbian-controlled heavy artillery from the hills territory Sunday by chanting, around Sarajevo to avoid air "Serbs and Russ ians are 300 Making the grade for UD dining strikes. million; we are not afraid of The arrival of 400 Russian Bonn and Clinton," The Times BY!!MWFAVER peacekeepers nin.e hours before reported. Copt~or the deadline and the apparent As fellow Orthodox Every day, swdaus are fm:ed 10 make a decisioo determination of the United Christians, the Bosnian Serbs lhal will have an in1!B1 oo the rest of IOOir day. Nations (U.N.) to carry out its see the Russians as their allies It can p11 people in a gool mxxl, ruin !nnUIC's threat to request NATO air in this conflict. day a, quite possibly, make no differeooe at all. strikes apparently did its job. As part of an agreement yes, it's time to decide where to eat. The New York Times reported reached Thursday between Fa studaus w1x> avoid the dining halls, there are the actions prompted the Serbs Russian Deputy Foreign otlrr cai11JAlS ~available. to comply with demands to Minister Vitaly I. Churkin and While most swdenls get inlo a rut m1 only eat at remove or abandon gun the Bosnian Serb leader, one or two different places, there are at least eight emplacements within a 20 Radovan Karadzic, the troops spots oo carJl(liS to eat lwrh m1 fiw fa dinner. kilometer radius of Sarajevo by came to defuse the stand off in With all the options, it can be difficult for 7 p.m. EST (1 a.m. local time) a way in which the Serbs could stOOents. 1rey may believe all carnplS restaumnts Sunday. save face, The Times reported. have basically the same quality of fool and same Only nine Serbian artillery The Times reported that by Vlliety. emplacements within the abandoning their positions to There are, however, numerous options for the approximately 12.5 mile radius their allies, the Russians, the carnplS amnunity, ranging mm me very good to around the besieged city had not Serbs would not have to admit the luribly lurerxloos. been put under U.N. control by backing down to the U.N. The following repon card grades each dusk, The Times reponed. Those Eventually, under the eslablishmcnt based m fool variety, service quality weapons are either inoperative agreement, The Times reported, m1 food quality. Food quality weighs preplralim or were unable to be removed 800 Russian peacekeepers will and warmth~ much~ taste. due to poor road conditions. be deployed in the Sarajevo TOP OF THE LINE: President Clinton made clear area. BOARD ROOM: The premier Sunday night in a writlen Russia will be included for campus place to eat. The fare is statement that even though "no the first lime in international expensive fice. control are, and will remain Bonn. BFSf OF THE RESf: subject to air strikes," Clinto~ The air strike ultimatum had THE said, as reported by The Times. ABBEY: A good variety THE REVIEW /Mark Schaffer been issued by NATO after a of foods, including Mexican, Smitty's, in Smith Hall, was graded a B+ for its outstanding hot dogs. Bolstered by the apparent Feb. 5 mortar attack on a Italian arxl sandwiches. The Unes success of air strike threats in Sarajevo marketplace killed 68 get lrng in the 10-15 minutes after neighbor. SpeOOy service arxl a good variety make at the Abbey are too loog. convincing the Serbs to people. classes let wt, but seldom will a this the obvious lunchtime choice at the Perkins AMBER LANTERN: The srudent have to wait in a long line. Student Center. The employees aren't very friendly Amber Lantern recently relocated The biggest problem a student will run into is and. . , as usual, some food tastes like it has been in the old Pencader Dining Hall. fuxling a Seat during the busy periNew York City, she said. But Musico said tre theft will the 12th week of pregnancy without history student, was shocked that such Rev. Borre Knudsen, a Lutheran shows a 12-week-old fetus being only provide the pr

Bombing in London. destroys seven buildings continued from page A3 to their children. You can set a the London underground to hide and very hard to find." Denmark, was terrified. Bournemouth, there was an child to hate someone easily." transportation system when she Retailers in the central London " I was shopping here [on IRA-caused bombing. ammunition," he said, laughing. He said anyone involved in noticed that people walking in area said they are more annoyed Oxford .".-s1reet in central She said a sign read: "Walk "They'll go out with a bang - to violence is capable of using power front of her were picking up their than afraid of the bombs. L_ondon] during the day, and on the beach at your own risk." show they had the power." selfishly- "to be wealthy, not to pace. "The fire bombs are a major then that night, on the news, "There were lots of people on "I hope I'm wrong," Cretten unify Ireland. A minute later people were inconvenience to people shopping they said there was a bomb the beach," she said, " but I was added, "but history doesn't suggest "I'm not on either side. I'd just running up the escalators, she said. and working in London," Doublard scare where I had just been all still frightened." peace is on the way." like to see people stop being "Security guards were yelling said . "It's a bit of a nuisance. day. Even though the story hit the "Politicians have to be seen killed." for us to get out of the station any ..:'You open when you can. You " You don't realize how front page of The London trying, but the people on the Mary Allen, an American way we could. It was hysteria." ~ _-close if you have to- you just put frightening the situation is," she Times, shop owners said the ground in Ireland - they make the college student in London for a Area store owners said ·fhe up with it. It 's not in your hands." said, "until you come here." British press has been giving real decisions." music internship, was caught in a police told them to search for fire "You just get on with life," Mette, 17, also from the fire bombings a low profile. Cretten said peace is hard to security alert three weeks ago bombs every half hour. They said Stafford added . " It's mostly an Denmark, said she had "They're playing it down ," achieve due to the fighting ' s because of a bomb scare that she the process is routine because economic problem." previously experienced a bomb Doublard said . "The media lengthy history and the nature of assumed was IRA-related. security alerts occur frequently. Though shop owners are used to scare on the beaches of doesn ' t want to give the IRA violence. "I was almost crying because I "We're quite used to it ," the bomb scares, tourists are easily Bournemouth in Southern the attention it's seeking. "Like any prejudice," he said, was scared to death," she said. Doublard said. "However, the alarmed by the fire bombings. England this past summer. "Publicity is low and that's "it's all about the way people talk Allen said she was getting off cigarette box-sized bombs are easy Christina, 20, a student from The day before she arrived in the way it should be."

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February 22, 1994. THE REVIEW. A7 Street poetry Inmates' Gangsta rap: Why such a controversy? Does it really promote crime and violence? group BY SHERRY A. QORSEY with my nickel plated nine" from Goldborough said. AssisUnt N-s Editot the song Nigga Bridges, abusive. He characterizes gangsta rap as "I'm havin' a bad day so stay "The language they use is the "street poetry" because it talks meets in oulla my way and with the pistol language (gangsta rappers) have about the crime and violence seen packin' people see you better grown accustome-d to because they on the sueets. obey." hear it in the movies they watch and The music does not cause people Dover These lyrics are from the gangsta the music they listen to," Walker to commit crimes, said Lt. Kevin rap group Onyx's song Throw Ya said. Williams, Watts Commander at GUIIZ. Walker said the American Southeast division, a heavily BY IAN NELSON What do the words mean? · majority tends to believe gangsta populated gang-violence area in Sr~(( Reporrer To some- nothing. rap influences children to use the Los Angeles. DOVER - When Charles To others, though - a threat. crass language and commit the acts "If a person commits a crime, it Sullivan participated in anti­ For this reason gangsta rap is expressed in the lyrics. is usually because he wanted to," Vietnam demonstrations, he receiving Congress' attention. However, "The music does not Williams said. "We haven't had an never really thought that Because lobbyists want to ban cause people to go out and commit instance where someone blamed rap protest would be a way of life music with lyrics believed to crimes," said youth intervention for their actions." for him. contribute- to violence in society, specialist Lionel Henderson. William Kinsley, executive Now more than 20 years there have been congressional Gangsta rap became a assistant of black music promotions later, Sullivan is still fighting hearings ~bout the issue of gangsta controversial issue when white for Columbia Records, said, ~· You - opposing a new issue with rap, ' America starting purchasing the never heard of anyone saying 'I got the same determination that According to Sherman Backus, a records, Henderson said. arrested because a rap song made landed him in prison during DJ for WVUD 91.3, gangsta rap's "White America sees the me do it.' Vietnam. audience isn't who you'd think. violence depicted in the videos as "Rap is an attitude. It gets you CURE, (Citizens United for "White America purchases the opposed to listening to the hypC'd, but it doesn't put you to the Rehabilitation of Errants), a majority of th'e music because they messages in the songs," Walker point where you're going to go out national advocacy group for can afford to do it," he said. said. and kill someone." mostly long-term prisoners, While white middle-class "Black men with power scare Violent lyrics are not exclusive met in Dover Saturday to suburban teenagers are purchasing white America," he said, '"and to gangsta rap. discuss Sen. Joe Biden ' s the majority of the music, the [white America] feels rappers have "Other types of music promote controversial crime bill. violence and crime occurs primarily a lot of power over the future of violence in some way as an According to Sullivan, in the black communities, he said. America - the children." underlying theme," Walker said. founder and national Despite prominent political Adde-d Henderson, "The issue of The lyrics to the song Thunder executive d irector for CURE, figures such as the Rev. Jesse gangsta rap would not be such a big Rolls, by country singer Garth the group is currently Jackson speaking out against deal if the music was not floating in Brooks, depict a wife who kills her working to alter Biden ' s gangsta rap, many fans are opposed and out the bedrooms of white husband because he cheated on her. "very oppressive" 930-page Henderson agreed, "The media more than just a few less Snoop crime bill. to this action. America." "If rap is banned, the record has nothing else to point the finger Doggy Dogg fans. "The idea· of banning music Is The radio is how many children indusuy has to ban heavy metal as Lin Hagood, a CURE at for the crimes in our "It's a violation of the First volunteer, said that the problematic," said Russell E. listen to gangsta rap and radio well as counuy," Walker said. neighborhoods, so they chose Amendment," he said, "unless they Murray, an assistant . music stations are not restricted from Justin Bourne (AS FR) said, "If group's problem with the bill gangsta rap as the target." [members of Congress] can show is that it would allocate $22 professor. "I don't think gangsta playing rap as long as it is edited. heavy metal is not banned, then Despite attacks on gangsta rap, it that there is direct harm coming rap should be banne-d at all." Ivan Goldborough (AS SO), a why should gangsta rap be banned? billion for the creation of is an up and coming form of music from the rap, then it should not be prisons and introduce 500 Dwight Walker, a frequent rap WVUD DJ, plays gangsta rap as a "I listen to both styles of music enjoyed by many, he said. ban." listener and a sophomore at part of his program. for pure entertainment. Rap doesn't crimes that would be According to Bill Lawson, a Walker has his own philosophy punishable by death. historically black Howard "People have been killing one affect my life in any way, so why Black American toward the attempt to ban rap. Hagood said a nother University, does not find lyrics like another for years and it's crazy to should it be (illegall? I don't get Studies/Philosophy professor, "If you don't like it," he said, problem with the bill is that it Onyx's "Decrease the population let a song run your life," violent when I listen to it." banning gangsta rap will result in "don't buy it." removes Pell Grant funds given to inmates which allow them to get college educations. Death row and life-term prisoners have already been cut from the grant program, he said. CURE is currently urging Biden and members of Congress to change the crime DELAWARE'S LARGEST TANNING SALON bill, but Hagood said there ' s little support. UNLIMITED TANNING TANNING PRICES Sullivan, a former Catholic priest, and his wife Pauline, a '2WEEKS ·1un 1.Sesslon former nun, started CURE in $39.00 $7.00 1972 in Austin, Texas to $59.00 5 Session~ $29.00 work against the death CIIJSERS penalty. $1~~~ · v~'-';::;..:i.:;'f~~• 7 $8$S)PJ"~ , '" $39.00 CURE formally organized $199.00 , ~---- 1ac·. ' 11 ses'sions ~ ·.. with a 1975 convention that $59.00 eventually became an annual $299.00 14 Sessions $72.00 event. The group went national in 1985. 21 Sessions $99.00 CURE focuses primarily on FACIAL TANNING 28 Sessions $119.00 the abolition of the death ONE SESSION Tnn·nlnG sn1on penalty. "God makes every person for some reason and 122-A Astra Shopping Center 20 Sontegra we don't have the wisdom to $3.00·· Tanning Beds know why," said Lois Kirkwood Highway Williamson, CURE's national ALL CAPSULE SESSIONS Newark, DE 19711 2 Tanning Booths chairperson. NOT INCLUDED 368-2611 Along with a mailing list of 2 Face Tanners 5,000, CURE has 35 state chapters and seven national REGULAR HOURS: Monday thru Friday 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. chapters that deal with specific issues. One such issue is rehabilitation for sex offenders. The group also addresses general issues such as more and better job training , ~ education for prisoners.and reform of sentencing laws. CURE's leadership comes ~ ~ , from "families ·and prisoners who want to inform and challenge the system," Sullivan said. ~ ~ Williamson, whose husband was murdered in 1969, holds a rally every year ~ . , .. .. at the Pennsylvania Capital ~ ~ · for prisoner's rights. ·• . The theme of this year's ~ · event is unity. "If you ' re not :'>) on the way," she said "you ' re ~ off the way." A graduate of Howard High School in Wilmington, ~ ~ Williamson said she takes her 6-year-old grandson to Is the harsh winter takins prisons to show him the realities of prison life. ~ ~ Along with CURE, Its Williamson belongs to four other prisoner advocacy groups. I toll on !lour business? ~ "A threat to justice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere," said Rose ~ ~ Spraglin, chairperson for We can helP take awa!l Pennsylvania CURE. "We have a revolving door of crime," she said, "and ~ YOUr ~ that's what I'm tired of." Spraglin said inmates need winter bluesl to not only be taught basic skills, but guards need more ~ ~ training as well to do their jobs with increased effectiveness. Every two years, CURE REVIEW holds a convention for all of its chapters to establish ADVERTISING policy guidelines. The chapters then lobby Congress I I in Washington D.C., and each 831-1398 individual chapter lobbies within their state. ~ ~ "It takes a long time," said Sullivan, .. but if you're persistent, changes will happen." A8. THE REVIEW. February 22, 1994 Use of smokeless tobacco increases While many still dip, oral cancer will take some 7,925 lives in 1994. Diet services .. BY SEAN NEARY Kidwell said tobacco isn't Senior Staff Reporter exactly the first step in oral in time for It was the 1993 World Series, beautification. and Philadelphia Phillie All­ "Someone who is on chewing Star Lenny Dykstra stood in the tobacco will have a grayish baiters' box anxiously waiting thickening of the area between for "his" pitch. the teeth and cheek," he said. Spring Break '' The scrappy center fielder "That is a pre-malignant change ' •, looked relaxed in his stance, and can go cancer at any time. BY IENNIFER CRONEBERGER have their diets analyzed and .!• eying the Toronto Blue Jay "The only tre~tment for a Staff Reporter receive suggestions on how to• '• pitcher in an effort to guess patient with a pre-malignant The snow has been melting reduce fat and cholesterol •­ what kind of offering would be condition is to get them off the slowly but surely, while the intake. coming to the plate. tobacco. It's not too late and warm air is giving hopeful "To do this effectively,"'·' He waited. will usually go away. But if it students a reason to pull out the Carter said, "I often ask the • He waited. changes over to full blown deeply buried shorts and T­ student to keep a record of their He waited. cancer you can kiss them shirts. daily diet and then analyze it." Chew. Chew. Chew. PA­ goodbye. They're dead." Spring Break is just around Other forms of counseling TOOO! Simon said dipping snuff can the corner, signalling crunch are available for students who BAM! Home run. often do the same kind of time for students to get in shape are referred to the nutrition Snuff, plug, dip or chew - damage as smoking. and lose the extra pounds services by the university whatever you call it, smokeless "It is highly addictive and caused by the frigid weather's counseling center. These tobacco is still a killer. And exposes the body to levels of hypnotic power over the individuals usually suffer from according to the American nicotine equal to those of refrigerator. anorexia, bulimia, high Cancer Society, its usage - cigarettes," she said. The university has just the cholesterol or diabetes, she whether it be by a Major League THE REVIEW Mark Schaffer "I used to do a can of dip a solution to help begin this said. Baseball player or your average Despite health concerns, five million U.S. adults use smokeless tobacco. day," Goldberg said, "but now weight loss process. .The importance of exercise;~ high schooler- is on the rise. and the overall reduction of a• ;: between the cheek and gum. from it any more, but if I dip I've cut it down to two dips a A program focusing on In the practice of dipping, day but with more on weekends. weight management will be student's daily fat intake are' What • s not realized are the when I'm drunk, it kicks my J, tobacco that has been processed ass." "It's addicting. I look given by the nutrition two of the most important.l1 into a coarse, moist powder is deadly statistics. Five million U.S. adults use In 1986, the U.S. Surgeon forward to it everyday. My pop department beginning March aspects of stayi~g _healthy. :1: placed between the cheek and wanted me to quit so badly he 12, said Marianne Carter, the Although th1s 1dea seems to; ,, smokeless tobacco. General concluded the use of gum, and nicotine, along with a be an important one to students,;:: Oral cancer will take some smokeless tobacco "can cause was willing to pay for a university's registered dietician. number of carcinogens, is hypnotist to help, but when I'm The program, to be held from Carter said it is rarely acted• ;: 7,925 lives in 1994. cancer and a number of non­ absorbed through the oral upon on a daily basis. · :; And there will be an cancerous oral conditions and in college and all stressed out I 12:10-12:50 p.m. on Mondays in 236 Alison Hall, will run for tissue. estimated 29,600 new cases of can lead to nicotine addiction just can't quit." Jennifer Oswald (BE JR):;: According to Pam Simon of Dave Chri~tofides (BE SR), six weeks. said she believes the program is: •• oral cancer in 1994. and' dependen·ce." the. American Cancer Society, a good idea that is fairly cost: :; Steve Goldberg (AS SR) has At age 16, Goldberg was kicked his habit 10 months ago The weight management the typical user has a puffed out been dipping since he was 14. diagnosed with pre-cancerous after dipping for five years. program will cost $35 for efficient. :: lip, bad breath and usually "I would always try to quit "Once people become "I used to hang out with older tissue in his mouth. students because it is in aware :~· carries a cup for their spit. The guys who got me into it. It was "I quit for two months and it but I'd only be able to stay off addition to the other services of what is available, and there is : chewer claims it's safe, never love at first sight," he said as he went away. so I just started it a week or two," he said. that are offered by the nutrition an effort made to publicize it to . • worrying about the effects of "I finally gave it up on my department, Carter said. spit into a nearby cup. dipping again," he said. others, the benefit seems like a·l: the dirt-like poison that fits "I don't get much of a buzz Wilmington dentist Robert 21st birthday." These services include basic good one," Oswald said. ji nutrition education, counseling llena Lapidus (AS JR)·ll and behavior modification, all agreed and said she would also; 'I of which are important in I ike to learn how to better;·!, changing eating habits. manage her eating habits. • :: University senior recognized on "People eat for reasons other Although it may take a while , Ji than just hunger," she said. for people to find out about the · J: Carter said these factors services being offered now, : . ~ range from boredom and Lapidus said weight;:; depression to a simple maintenance is an important; j: USA Today's national academic team association between watching concept. : :: TV and snacking. "Especially with spring ; •• BY CATHERINE KING was one of 68 students to have McLaughlin said. Behavior modification break coming up, people know ' :: ~If Reporter received honorable mention in the Or maybe it's her knowledge. becomes a mode for showing that it's time to lose weight," , :: When Jennifer Adams (HR SR) competition. When Adams speaks, it's people who engage in these she said " began researching the play patterns "I was excited to know that my obvious she knows her stuff. It's eating habits that there are other Bridg.et Amundsen (HR SO), ; ; of children a year ago, she simply work is comparable to the work of not just schoolwork for the senior. ways to relieve stress and a nutrition major, believes ::. hoped to encourage development top college students in the nation," It's a passion. bor.edom, she explained. strongly in the importance of;l: in areas where kids lack Adams said. "It has motivated me "A child needs experience in art, "Sometimes working on a the field of nutrition. : 1 experience. to concentrate on my thesis even math, computers and other areas in project or just taking a walk "If you know the basics of• l ~ It was a modest goal to help more." order to grow and develop will lessen the need to eat for nutrition," she said, "you can l: intende~ no reason," Carter said. lead a healthy life." · •· others, not to be self­ Her application essay described cognitively," Adams said. "I think 1 serving. the primary goal of her thesis, "to [research) will help me plan as a Le,aming mor,!: .about general Getting this concept across to · Nothing, though, is wrong with determine if a child's behavior teacher what activities I have in the . nutrition can be an important students is one of the main •' ,: a little pat on the back. matches their perceptions of their classroom." way for students to begin goals of the new program, ·II Earlier this month, Adams won likes and dislikes." Aside from research, Adams is a understanding the connection Carter said. • ; honorable mention in the USA Her work involved developing a member of the Kappa Omicron Nu between good eating and good "If we can keep everyone ~,: Today All-USA College Academic map to record the places children and National Golden Key honor health, she said. healthy and aware of the ; i: Team, a competition requiring said they played as opposed to the societies. Appointments can be made importance of eating right, this ' l: applicants to submit a 250-word places where they actually played. Her future plans include assisting Mondays between noon and 4 program will succeed," she . •· essay describing their most Susan McLaughlin, assistant children at a computer camp this THE REVIEW /Aiisa Colley p.m. At this time students can said. '• !: outstanding academic dean for the College of Human summer in Wyoming. achievement. Resources, said Adams' success "This summer will cenainly be one ADAMS Adams' topic was her research stems from dedication. of the more interesting times in my of children's play patterns, which "I think that one of the most life," she said. "Teaching in Wyoming is also the basis for her senior outstanding things about Jennifer will be a valuable cultural experience thesis. is the interest and energy she puts and hopefully it will open doors to Of 1,183 student entries, Adams into undergraduate research," other opportunities."

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EVIEW DoN~T WoRRY! \IE'IRE: GoiNG To Qoi\Q T~E:iR Review & Opinion ASS~::S!. ~APLOP££! Tuesday February 22, 1994 Page A12 QANG! Po ••. THiS i5 The high price of parking THE: LA5T ~Tr;)A \t{~P The Department of Public Safety charges incredible amounts of money for UD employees to park their vehicles

Enough is enough. Scrounge, the bookstore and others By now, most students are aware like them in quite an unfair of the lack of parking spots on predicament. campus and the amazing amount of Why should an employee who money we have to pay to park in makes considerably less money the few spots that are provided. than a fellow employee have to We learn to live with it. buy a sticker that is so high We wait on long lines the day priced? much coveted gold and green Like many other things, it stickers go on sale. We gripe about appears as though the university is the sluggishness of the lines in the making a nice profit from parking tiny cubicle of the Public Safety stickers. They are in high demand building. among both employees and John Dninl!"r We do this about once a year. students. There is a limited amount We get our sticke(s and go on our of spots. Why not capitalize? way. Four or five years of dealing Well, we'll tell you why. with Public Safety parking Sometimes it's hard enough for a Opening a door to examine the feminist stereotype·l methods, and we're done. person who is making minimum I Parking for students is a wage to keep up the maintenance I privilege. We can take the bus or of a car, let alone pay for a parking There are certain stereotypes that Recent studies show women need 1 bike or walk to where we are spot that is so costly. It almost are so ingrained in our minds we no a four-year degree to match the pay l going. Upperclassmen can even makes going to work redundant; longer even recognize them as Commentary level of their- male counterparts who i break down and (oh no, not that) it's like paying to go to work. stereotypes. Since we think we have only a high school education. ~ live on campus. University employees who make already know everything we need to Our schools still do discourage our : But for university employees, so much less than faculty members on a given subject, we have never By Natalie female children from pursuing • the parking situation is a should not have to pay as much for really taken the time to examine it. Peters sciences and do encourage them to I completely different problem. these spots. One of these stereotypes is that of be seen and not heard, like "good : Most university employees pay Actually , faculty members the feminist. little girls." This is an image society ; the astronomical amount of $160 a should not have to pay so much for Did you hear the groans, the the feminist I just introduced you to. still loves, no matter how much ; year to get the gold sticker they these parking spots either. Nobody disclaimers? I am not one to embrace labels. In damage it does to half of its l need to park. should. "Not those radical, man-hating ... " fact, if I was being completely population. We still identify an 'I But they need this sticker not It' s an age old problem that the "I'm not a but ... " Some of feminist honest. I would sav the above ~rroans outspoken woman as mouthy, while just to park. They need it to get to Department of Public Safety just em: n::spuuses wt: pnJoi:flfJy t.:oUJUJf L and disclaimers could have come an outspoken man ts a tea

T accustomed to life without us. . These are the last four years most parents will Commentary receive late night phone calls from treir sons or AIDS is not our daughters who are struggling with school or biggest problem ~~ suffering through a bad relatiooship. By Natalie Don't get me wrong. parents don't like to see -cerebrovascular diseases, or diseases of the problem getting germ-free needles at the blood vessels in lhe brain, came in third. Triefler their children suffer. closest syringe amnesty in town. ., They just want to know when their dilldren The Final Word Why all the fuss with human Wow, I'm so glad everyone has become need someone_ trey'll call mom ani dad fJJ'Sl. immunodeficiency virus infection, which was so aware of the threat of AIDS. Now that yoil In fact, trey need, lhey truly need these p00ne By]. Matthew the ninJh leading killer based on numbers of know it is out there, put on your red ribboO: When I was a freshman I knew a girl in my deaths in the United States? calls. They feel it SOOlewhat compensates fethics. shoulder to cry on. They still wanted to feel is only a fraction of the number of Which should we be more concerned needed. little girl. This has become such a priority that everyone is focused on something that is homosexuals infected. with? .1 choose the latter. . I think it made me become very analytical That's what most of our parents really want 1 hyped to be the biggest problem, when there Still, we cannot turn on the television Qu•te frankly, there is a simple solution to about !he relatiooship I bOO wilh my own parents. right now. are eight other leading causes of death that without seeing a Hollywood celebrity AIDS - scientists don't have a cure, but I realized then and even more so in my junior . Of course they want us to get good grades, fit should rank higher. prancing around with a red ribbon on his they have preventive measures. what my parents really to me. m well and maybe fmd a romantic interest (or year mean Here's three: jacket that shows he is aware of AIDS. D?n't put yourself in a group of high risk, Of course, pan of college is becoming self­ even a job somewhere along the line). • Heart disease was the leading cause of An adolescent cannot walk through a and mstead of wearing a red ribbon like reliant and self·suffJCient. But we really need to But roost of all, lhey need to know we do still really need lhem in our lives. death in the United States, circa 1991. public school without being handed a some imbecile, use a condom. Jceep in mind this is a transitional period for oo­ Lifestyles condom and instructions on how IJirelllS • Malignant neoplasms (never heard of this as well. me, huh?), which includes cancer, ranked to use it. J . Mall hew 0' Donnell is an editorial Just becane lnllStorred to Natalie Trieffer is a nE.w.l ~tures editor a The as we need time to :econd. And nowadays, heroin addicts have no columnist of The Review. The Final Word college life, they need time to become Review Cerebrovascular diseases, or diseases of the problem getting germ-free needles at the appears every T~sday February 22, 1994. THE REVIEW. A 13 Questioning the apathy and idle ways of Generation X members

A lot of people, especially this one the torment of bell bottoms. So obviously all this obsession over apathy was enough bodies to actually have an effect P.sy choaMlysl guy they have here, kups So, a month ago I anticipated writing an has several imperatives hidden in the strong on supply and demand in the market, in asking me if I'm going to apply myself when I article about how a generatioo which had the Pronoun, message that my generation should strive not politics and in the classroom. io back 10 school nat September. It's such a opportunity to take advanced placement Proverb to be apathetic. It seems pretty sneaky to call us apathetic, itupid qutsllon in my opinion. I mean how dD Plysics, calculus, history and literature in high And although these imperatives seem in the too. you know what you're going to do I ill you di2. school could not be all that bad. By Melissa name of improving us., twentysomethings. I One day our generation will be paying · ?-J D. Salinger's Holden Caul[~ld in "The I considered defending "my generation" as think the concern is really for other exorbitant rateS in social security taltes for the datchtr in tht Rye" having an intellectual elite therein that Tyrrell generations. baby boomers in retirement. I'm sure they surpassed the intellectual elite of any other One imperative is simply fear. don't want us to screw that up. 'f• si" weeks and four columns into this stint generation. So I thought I'd write about that. What will we do if we go to war or we end But I can't blame them for that. or.mine as an editorial columnist and I'm But not only would this argument buy into But then I thought about how my high up in a depression or famine or plague of Still, none of these imperatives seems like a already writing about apathy, a topic that being a part of this "group thing," but the school, the most tangible "generation" I could locusts? We're all in this nation together, I'm good substitute for the genuine desire to learn 4gues me with anger and confusion. entire column would be built around e"cellent imagine, couldn't even bear to sit in pep sure 0\11' elders want us to pull our weight. and be active in society, something a person Apathy - lack of emotion, feeling, interest educational opportunities unique to our rallies and at least make fun of our failing Or the imperative could be mere rationality. can only fmd for him or herself.

t· The night morality died at the Down Under Mardi Gras \' It's Saturday night around 11 p.m., The Down Under capacity code, must have grandmothers somewhere laughed, he guffawed. c • and I have just returned from hell. where 700 or so people are allowed in Florida saying "my lovely Jimmy He probably didn't have a sip of Hell, though, is a kind of relative into a building not meant to hold Shooty Babbitt is such a polite, intelligent young beer, mind you. Fred was much like 1 term when it comes to the University more than 200. man" - set a new record for pure your heady investor. Sell, sell, sell­ is· of Delaware. The Down Under muscular By jeff disgusting barbarism. Ramming little but don't buy into the product. : • To some, it's the 8 a.m. running employees, many of whom didn't Pearlman people out of the way. Spilling booze It's not that wild, out of control ' class with Jim Fischer. seem to mind running over customers wherever. Squeezing breast and butt. parties are all bad. Some are fun To others, it's picking up The when it came to lugging alcohol And yes, there was hooking up too. real fun. • Review and reading Greg Orlando's shipments from one end of the bar to Plenty of it. There was the grand disc This, however, was no party. 2 weekly crap. the other. very drunk customers - served and jockey announcing "hey, look how It was a display of the human ~' Heck, there's even someone out The Down Under door stamper, served and served. There was more deep that guy's tongue is in her ear!" returning to a primal, lower-than­ ~ there who sees hell as chocolate- some boob who permitted many an rowdiness than a Giants-Eagles Vet There were big men - athletes, monkey form. It was sexism and coated ice cream. underage boozer to pass through the Stadium game, more rude people than fraternity brothers, ge~ks ... the alcoholism and total irresponsibility -.' To me, though, hell was the Down gates and into beer heaven. a Macy's day-after-Christmas sale. whole clan - looking to find that hot all rolled into one. '•• Under. The Down Under morality code. It was a scene out of "Lord of the number with just the right amount of It was Fred's grand scheme. Three­ Not just the Down Under, mind which encourages women to wear Flies," where the boys-turned­ alcohol in her blood. fifty at the door- lotsa people. you. virtually nothing while passing out savages ran around like animals, And worst of all, there was Fred. Four-fifty for a pitcher - lotsa Everything that went into the drinks to se"-crazed UD boys. eating raw meat and hunting down Fred is the owner of the Down Under, pitchers. Three bucks a shot - lotsa • Down Under Mardi Gras celebration: The Down Under health code, each other like lions after a rabbit. the man who can laugh heartily after shots. ~·/· The Down Under disc jockey, who which doesn't seem to mind There were beads, and people did collecting thousands and thousands Fred is smart. encouraged <,trunk women to come on bathrooms covered with a slick anything for them. Sing a song. Do a of dollars at the expense of stupid Fred knows a good thing. " stage and "reveal their tits" for two combination of mud, beer and urine. dance. Show your tits. collegians like myself. Fred knows hell. ~. shots. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Heck, there was even a sign: "Bear Indeed, Fred was a busy man this He hosted it. ' · The same Down Under disc jockey Down Under hosted the most vile, your breasts for beads." night. He passed out Mardi Gras who equally urged men to come up disgusting event in the history of Yes, this was indeed the beads. He wore a jester costume. He jeff Pearlman is the editor in chief • ' and strip down to their boxers for a vile, disgusting events. underworld. It had to be. patted the young , beer-guzzling of The Review. Shooty Babbitt :t beer. Bartenders - blind to the eyes of The customers - many of whom customers on the back. He smiled, he appears every Tuesday. "'

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in-chief of one of the country's top certain rushees. Through this process, the philosophical and theological doesn't mean you will not receive your iG.reeks respond to Pearlman college newspapers. rushee's and sorority's choices are implications which are worthwhile to money, it simply means that the financial ·,I narrowed down to make the best match. consider. But readers will not consider aid office is not going to continue to ask · i What else could we e"pect, but John O'Keefe IFC President Most often, both parties are satisfied with those implications unless they are you for information. ' another column on opinions of the Greek Jeff Vande Poele IFC Vice President the results on Bid Day. convinced by his argument. When there is confusion during this system. Fair enough. It is understood that Scott Silberfein IFC Secretary Pearlman should write another article, process, guess what the best remedy to Lisa 'Arluke the problem is? You got it (and you did Jeff Pearlman has problems Panhellenic Rush Chairwoman but first he should engage in "true, deep comprehending the reasons why and how uninhibited thought about how to avoid it)! Call and cuss out the person that As the current Rush Chairwoman of ~ollege kids interact, especially in the past mistakes." works there. Like myself, they most : a~mosphere of sorority rush. the Panhellenic Council, I would like to Help is on the way respond to Jeff Pearlman's editorial ("The likely have no power to allow. you to "' True, it is a shame that many forgo the forms required by the decisions are made on first impressions. truth about sorority rush," Feb. 15, 1994) Tom Gregg Thanks for publishing a good paper. I AS Gl government and excuse you from standard But that does not only e"ist in the Greek and set the record straight. couldn't resist writing this letter­ system at the University of Delaware. There are 10 national sororities procedure. But hey, do it anyway. Your represented on this campus . Not one of advice for Jeff Pearlman to improve his polite attitude makes that person really High school students are judged by writing. college admissions (usually) solely on them invites women to become members Mind your manners want to help you. And how dare they have on the basis of looks. The sororities seek I sympathize with Pearlman's their SATs. Businesses in every industry "intellectual letdown" caused by the nerve to threaten to end your take one look at your resume and from out strong individuals who will appreciate I am writing in response to Jenn conversation after you have cursed and tliere decide whether or not to give this and carry on the traditions and bonds of religion's seeming non-answer to the question "why do bad things happen?" Valese's column "Dealing with financial screamed at them for a full five minutes?! graduate a chance at an interview. their sisterhood. Yes, I realize getting financial aid is a Each sorority's national organization ("No real reasons behind religion," Feb. aid," (Feb. 11, 1994). I am a student and ~ · When sororities decide on their frustrating process. There is a lot of red educates the local chapter on how to vote 4, 1994 ). Many of us feel that way . one of those "morons" that work in the prospective members, the same P.rocess is tape to cut through. However, it is just as upheld. It would be great if the s1sters on new members. Just as each sorority However, without evidence, his argument Financial Aid Office. I have the very frustrating to have to deal with students ~ad five months to get to know each other differs, the methods of voting differ. is also a non-answer - very easy to rewarding job of sending request letters and every rushee who attends the Althouah the votin.lfl methods may not be back and forth to students who cannot who think: cursing and screaming is a perfect, they are effective in choosing the knock down. functions (which typically amounts to 700 To recap, he wrote that religion says seem to fathom the complexities of the good way to resolve their problems. The women) so that first impressions do not new members that the sororities feel will that "The Holocaust .. . AIDS ... The Trail verification process. people that work in financial aid are take priority. But this is not possi.ble, and best represent them. trying to help students cover the rising As for Pearlman's opinion that only of Tears ... Why 'd they happen? Reli~ion You see, Valese applied for a student the the only basis these women have IS that tells us it's all God's master plan ... ' He loan. Since these loans are federal funds, costs of college. The least you can do is first, and if they are lucky, second and the "hot girls" get bids, this is simply not tes, true . then tells us why he thinks these things we are required by the government to treat them like human beings and show a ow \)lird impressions made on them by each happened: "No. Bad things happen little common courtesy when you call. rushee. The Panhellenic Council's eventual verify that you do indeed qualify for the ing goal is to give every rushee a bid. We do because they just happen." loan. Unfortunately, that includes asking By the way, before driving four hours • Sorority rush may not be totally fair, But he inadequately supported his Big but it is the best system to go by . Our not want to leave out anyone who wants you to inconvenience yourself by through one of this winter's biggest snow only bone to pick with Pearlman is the to get into our system. The process of assertion. By what reasoning did he g{lt completing financial aid forms and storms, try calling our of-fice. Only a yer stances he takes in his columns. rush is one of "mutual selection," this answer? Did he arrive at it through sending in current-year copies of your moron could have believed the university one • . He goes ahead and bashes religion, meaning that both the sorority members observation of the world or what? He parents' tu returns. After a student would be open that day! eromiscuity and the Greek syste':"• but and the rushees select each other to find dido 't tell us before that line, and he w~, the best match. Rushees choose not to neglects to respond to our repeated did we once get a single suggestion as to didn't tell us afterwards. His proposed requests for verification, their file is Name withheld l;!ow to improve it? . . return to certain sororities the same way answer is a controversial idea., with ·· Sorry, a high expectation of an edJtor­ sororities choose not to invite back transferred to a non-active status. That ~J

f' ' What other newspapers ar~ saying r. Sarajevo area in e"change for the the era. science major and journalism junior. the lofty goals of the Olympics must ~ Sarajevo On Russia's deployment of Russian troops there The Arizona Daily Wildcat, January 25, consistently overcome the barriers set Gambit under a U.N. flag .. ." Ellen Goodman, The Philadelphia· 1994 before them .. . " Inquirer, Feb . 19, 1994 ue. " ... Russia, after days of pouting over The New York Times, February 19, 1994 On Tonya Harding The UVM Post, February 14, 1994 ing feeling shoved aside by NATO in " Sarajevo, has now dramatically and On doing a "good job" nto " ... The 1994 Winter Olympics are On South Africa J1 unilaterally rewritten the script by On dieting as an Olympic are sport " ... VERY GOOD JOB. fast upon us, but instead of the usual tly '( I cutting deal with Bosnian Serbs and That was the only comment the bravado hyping up Dan Jansen, Bonnie " ... News from South Africa- in the moving Russian troops into place around " ... At any moment more than half of professor wrote on my research paper. Blair and the luge competition, the run-up to free elections April 27 -is the, :- 1 the besieged Bosnian capital. adolescent girls and three-quarters of Twelve pages long, more than SO world's eyes have been turned to one of flavored with the give and take of ~ : Taken by surprise, Washington has ey adult women describe themselves as on a sources cited, hours of pecking away in the most bizarre developments in developing democracy sorting things . 1 little immediate choice but to accept ity, the computer lab, and there was only one Olympic history: the Tonya Harding out. Moscow's fait accompli. But is must not diet. In a poll in last month's Esquire, lonely comment on the last page. Except case. South Africa's getting ready for a new !; back off from its own principles and half of the 18- to 25-year-old women ned for the grade on the title page (I guess Harding, who won a silver medal in life. Bumper stickers wishing South policies merely to. let Boris Yeltsin proclaimed that they would rather be I dead than fat. And in a recent book on they were there to reassure me that the her last effort, has been the center of a African apartheid •s demise - once nto "' please Russian nationalists who want to education, Failing at Fairness, the professor glanced at my paper), my controvetsy stemming from January everywhere- are now just fading but I ll shift Moscow's policy in the Balkans paper was untouched. No comments attack on a rival figure skater Nancy souvenirs. toward a more partisan and authors' not that girls and women discuss losing weight in the same way pointed out the weaknesses of my paper Kerrigan ... So is it time to declare the battle •· confrontational path. and how I could improve. Either I wrote How ironic that, for the Olympics, ended? Hardly. Acting independently of America and boys and men talk about sports ... for a flawless essay or my instructor did not history is so marred. The USA needs to sharpen its policies other Western powers, Moscow worked one thing, we've learned just how often spend too much time grading it ... " For a tournament that prides itself on to secure democracy ... " out its own arrangement Thursday with women would rather be dead than fat. e"cellence, international camaraderie • Bosnian Serb leaders. It provides for Anornics, bulimics, X-ray women and· waif models have become poster girls of Jon B11rstein, columnist, political and the highest in human achievements, USA Today, February18, 1994 I ' withdrawal of Serbian artillery from the A 14 • THE RMEW • february 22, 1994 rtbe

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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1994 Young and carefree in Last week, I told you about my assistant. about his love interest and the carnation he sent her on the movies Valentines Day. Three days ago, I called my assistant on the phone. He was busy Another inaccurate, balancing a Coke bottle on his nose, commenting to one of the young outrageous glimpse copy editors at the The Review, about into the twenty­ the nature of the self, the self being (of course) a fusion of the fmite and something generation ' infinite, of the temporal and eternal. It took him eight minutes to get to shows us how much .. , the phone, as he debated the being 'Reality Bites.' 1 1 and nothingness of my existence. ' : "How'd it go?" I asked. Reality Bites • / "Do you really exist?" he asked. Ben Stiller ~ , ''Of course," I answered. Universal :I "Yeah, but how do you know you Grade: C+ ; '. exist? I could be you, you know. THE REVIEW /Waller M. Eberz BY RACHEL ¢ERICO!A You could be a construct of my He ain't fat, he's my resurrected rock star! The mighty Meat Loaf shook the foundations of the Bob Carpenter Center Saturday night. Enrerrainmenr Editor imagination." BXBRANDON !AMISON Yes, a string quartet took center Reality Bites; however, reality I hung up. CC711ri!Uing Edtor stage playing classical music versions has very little to do with the Someday that boy is going to oyou believe in ghosts? of a few of Meat Loars slower songs movies. · make some lucky woman very, very • In an era where film, television You should, because there as lhe seii-{)Ut crowd filed in and took confused. Dare 5,626 other people in the their seats. Then the fun really started. and music make numerous Newark area who would Meat Loars guitar player pounced attempts to define the twenty­ So. It begins again. The first letter Dinner IS support the theory that people do out on stage and kicked the quartet off somethin~ generation, they ,: ' sent to Ask Aunt Spumoni arrived come back from lhe dead. wilh a heavy barrage of power chords continually create a fantastic ~ last week. It came through the These theorists are the ones who and feedback, amplified to a volume dreamworld for our out-of-reach ;. campus mail, along with a request pocked themselves into a sold -{JUt Bob of about 15 on a 10 scale. focus. '• for more brick money from David Carpenter Center Saturday night to And then carne what has become There are the sugary-coated, j~ "P." Roselle. anend a seance hosterl by the one and the most recognizable piano riff of lhe !' Without further ado: only Meat Loaf, rock music's most year as Meat Loaf stalked onto the .~ popular version of a resurrected stage and kicked into I'd Do Anything .,'• Dear Aunt Spumoni: Served messiah. For Love (But I Won't Do That). He Cinema •' First of all, weclome back. From ages 6 to 66, fmn !hose who had to sing in a lower register (hey, ,i You've been sorely missed! were rockin' and rollin' in 1977 wilh give him a break, the guy's 47 years ·: Anyway, I wasn't here for Winter the aiginal Bat Out Of Hell, to !hose old), but if the high notes weren't drooling portrayals of television, J Session, so maybe I missed the who grew up through the 1980s there, the hypnotizing presence was. that seem to think all young adults reason for the change-over but listening to their older brolhers' and Simply put, it was obvious that have the money to wear designer ' what's with this "Serendipity" Meat Loaf offers sisters' copies of to Meat Loaf came to chew gum and clothes, drive nice cars and worry discarded Bat, the section? What's wrong with the yOWtg pre~eenagers who helped rum kick ass, the gum pan having been only about relationships. regular old Section 2? I just don't get 1993's Bat Out Of Hell II: Back takencareofwilhaneverrresentpiece The most recent effort was •j it! Into Hell into a phenomenally huge of Juicy Fruit in his mouth throughout Singles, which tried to capture the tasty fare in a five­ rambunctious, exciting Seattle life ~ success, all of rock and roll's the whole show. Perplexed, bewildered. confused. generations, all of rock and roll's The opening number was followed of club-hopping and dating in the attitudes, all of rock and roll's children by two staples from 1977, You Took '90s. Dear Perplexed, etc. were in altfnlance foc one of the best The Words Righi Out Of My MoU/h But like most movies, while it . First or all, thank you. I'm very course feast of concerts to hit the Newartc area in a and a quite heavy version of All was entertaining, it was hard to glad to be back. Someday, I simply very long time Rewed Up And No Place ToGo. identify with some of the must tell you about the Grlnch And it all started off with a string From there, lhe show calmed down character's thrilling situations. l" who almost killed Aunt Spumoni. rockin' and rollin' quartet. see MEATLOAF page B4 With the release of Reality In answer to your question, no Bites, the focus of reality gets one, least not anyone who works distorted somewhere between ' on this paper, knows how establishing the distinct, unique "Serendipity" became the new personalities of its characters and name or this section. presenting them through the lens We suspect It had something to of a video camera. do with Elves. And no, we don't Winona Ryder stars as Lelaina get It either. Pierce, the valedictorian of her Sing a song, renew the hope university's class and recently For being the frrst letter writer to fired employee of the dippy write into the second incarnation of morning television talk show, Ask Aunt Spumoni, the letter writer ~ Howard Johnson, associate "Good Morning Grant!" has won a prize of such monumental African­ professor of Black American Lelaina's life revolves around value, it cannot possibly be fathomed Studies, says, "(The song her circle of friends from college by human brains. All the letter-writer symbolizes) hope for improvement and the tragedies and victorious has to do is call up 1M Review, ask Americans for the black population when [hope] moments in their lives. for Jeff Pearlman and demand he was deteriorated." Her best friend, Vickie (Janeane fork over this wondrous prize. James Weldon Johnson was a Garofalo) has just been promoted Next week, I think I'll tell you celebrate multi-faceted man renowned for his to manager of The Gap. She deeply about the loudest band you'd never work with the National Association fears AIDS, which is why she want to hear, comment on Ann for the Advancement of Colored keeps a diary of the 66 men she's Lander's statement that her advice their history People (NAACP). slept with. column will die when she dies (in In addition, he was a creative Sammy (Steve Zahn) just kind BY SHERRY A. DORSEY I iterature professor at Fisk about two weeks, I guess) and Auisranr News Editor of hangs out at their place, University, a historically black perhaps, finally, get to talking about The congregation is standing in dreading telling his family that the Grinch who cancelled Aunt university in Tennessee, and a respect for the procession of the he' s homosexual. Spumoni. prominent political figure Troy (Ethan Hawke) feeds off choir into the church. maybe not. Johnson fought to strengthen the Or The choir, dressed in purple robes, the labor of others, while playing those letters and phone calls NAACP in his quest. He added 13 Keep marches down the aisle past the gigs with his band, Hey That's My coming. new branches and 738 new members sec REALITY BITES page B3 gregarious church members. to the southern branches of the When they approach the choir Letters to Aunt Spumoni may organization. bo;~~., the lively director puts her be sent to: As a political figure, Johnson hands in the air and singing begins. Ask Aunt Spumoni made history when he became the Lift every voice and sing, Till C/0 The Review The choir box is lively and the New Life Christian Fellowship first black lawyer admitted to the bar earth and heaven ring, Ring with the Student Center B-1 rest of the church is filled with the Church in Wilmington. in Aorida. harmonies of Liberty; Let our University of Delaw.3re sun's brightness shining through the "The song touches me and it Johnson's work to ameliorate rejoicing rise, High as the listening Newark, DE 19716 stain glass. reminds me of the struggle we had to conditions for blacks is one of the skies, Let it resound loud a.f the· Remember to include a name The exultation symbolizes the go through," she says. primary reasons his song is sung in rolling sea. and phone· number (for history of civil rights. Whenever the song is sung in a African-American churches. This refrain resounds on Sundays verification purposes on I y .) Johnson wrote the song in 1900, a black church, a sense of relief fills For Minister Walker, singing the throughout African-American Letters rriay be edited for clarity time when African-Americans were the members because the song gives song has another meaning. "When I churches during Black History and space. fighting for freedom and needed African-Americans something to call hear the song, it touches me because Month. something to help them unite and their our own. it is very inspirational and spiritual." The song, written by James Phone calls: ( 302) 831-2771 . win the unending battle for equality. Camille Weir, a sophomore says, The song also talks about how THE REVIEW /File Photo Weldon Johnson, is commonly Leave message (not questions "The song makes me proud as a "The song reminds (black] people of God was the source of strenglh and Ethan Hawke and Winona Ryder known as the Black National themselves) for Aunt Spumoni. minister and an African-American," where we've been and how far we've power during the trials and ponder sex, love and the future Anthem. says Minister Barbara Walker, of gotten: ' see BLACK HISTORY page B4 in 'Reality Bites.' 82 • THE REVIEW. February 22, 1994 Shaq stuffed in movie debut ;ENTERTAINMENT NEWS There are actors. There are athletes. Keep' em separate. well, the writing would probably Yabba Dabba Doo! Blue Chips be pretty dam awful. We know you were deeply William Friedkin Which, conveniently enough, disturbed and probably lost a little After the phenomenal critical Paramount Pictures leads us to the foul-plagued Blue sleep when you read in the Feb. 8 a::clairn fa the epic film Schindkl s Grade: C Entenainment News !hal Billy Oysla1 List, what cinematic gift oould Steven BY IEFF PEARLMAN was not going to host the AcOOe:my Spielberg compose to delight movie Cdiror in chief Cinema Awanls this yea-. g:::reens rext? Imagine, for a moment, that Sooy for the trawna, but you can The FUntstones, that's wha!.. Shaquille O'Neal decided to take all stop seeing your shrinks because Yeah, big news, I know.lfyw've over as editor in chief of The Whoop! Goldberg has agrred to be been on the planet in the last six Review. Chips. the blessed mistress of cerenmies. ·mooths, you've either seen the movie Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway While the recently released Yeah, !hal could wa1c. She's cool posta, sat lhrwgh the IJ'ailer befae a would join on as executive editor, Nick Nolte nick uses Hardaway, enough. Let's just hope she doesn't movie, le $65 rnillioo spent rL the GOLDBERG IJUYX)li<,11 fa Jurassic Parle.. On this Everyone from Sega to Mattei to HOROSCOPES again. they're a little scary. McDooald's is jumping on the stooe­ Now who would you choose for aged l:erdwagon in the hopes that you For the wee~ . of February 20-26 . album of the year? You have will too. DATE 'Whitney Houston's Bodyguard Considering how successful The Soundtrack, Billy Joel's River of Beverly HiJJbiUies and The Addams FEBRUARY 22 Dreams (Editor's Note: Blaak!), Family were with their big-screen ARIES (March 21-April 19) LEO (JULY23·AUG. 22) SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22-Dec.21) Donald Fagan's Kamakiriad, adaplalions, let's tnY Spielberg stiU Pay attention to details where Exercise due caution in financial One in charge recognizes your 1732: George Washington R.E.M.'s AulomaJic for the People or has a few mini.

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BY RACHEL CERICOLA The band is making an Surroundings. fnrertainmenr Edito r attempt to name their music The release of two s ingles, Before alternat ive mus ic and continue to make music Everyday Suns hi ne and was thru st into the that can only b e simply Sunles s Saturday not only mainstream by bands such as described as Fishbone. exposed them to th e world of Nirvana and Pearl Jam, Through si)( studio MTV, but also gave them the Fishbone stood six members releases, they've continual ly chance to hav e a video strong. expanded their un ique directed by Spike Lee. "We're all brothers, even sounds, which has in cluded This album pu s hed the though sometimes we fight former Funkadelic bassist band's experimentat ion and argue and cuss," says Billy Bass, female vocal towards a more heavy sound, saxophone player and back­ group Trulio Disgracias and steering away from their up vocalist Walter Kibby. samp les from Branford earlier, ska sound . Kibby, along with Angelo Marsalis, amongst others. " We never r eall y thought Moore, Chris Dowd, After n ine years, the band of ourselves as a sk a band," Norwood Fisher, Kendall conquered new ground with Kibb y says. "[The press) Jones and Fish formed the the 1988 release of Truth always try to pigeonhole us." group in Los Angeles in and Soul. College radio Fishbone spawned from a 1979. opened up the ears of i t s partying, funky, in-your-face Six years later, the band listeners with tunes such as band to the fla iling guitars released a six-song, self­ Bonin' In the Boneyard and and chest-pounding beats of titled EP on Columbia their c over of Curtis their latest release, G ive A Records . After the Mayfield 's Freddie's Dead. Monkey A Brain And He'll underground airplay of songs, They were now a part of Swear He 's the Center of such as Ugly, Party At the still undefinable the Universe. Ground Zero and Lyin' Ass alternative category that was The album's release earned Bitch, the band started to slowly sweeping over college them a s lot on last year's accumulate a reputation that campuses. Lollapalooza tour to reassure has consistently changed with But alternative cannot even crowds throughout the each album. begin to describe the ever­ country that each Fishbone Their musical cavalcade of changing Fishbone sound. No show was an individual, an horns, plus the mixture of two songs are alike. out of body and mind rock, funk, ska and jazz, is "I don 't have a favorite experience. what makes them album, or a favorite song," Even though the band has indescribable. Kibby says . had a hard time spreading the "It's Fi shbone sounds and He holds each one of their word of th e Fishbone family null-megalomania," Kibby songs sacred to the band's throughout the yea rs, the says to keep up th e mystery existence and find s each one band e njoy s th e fol lowing of their music. individual and distinctive. th ey've accumulated, Kibby On their latest album, the "They 're mine. Just like if says. song Nutt Meglomaniac you have a favorite kid. All Fishbone seems to hav e describes the sensations of a the other kids get neglected." been thrown into the college "multiple musical orgasm" Then Fishbone was music category, placing them that creates a destined to become a part of in the hierarc hy of " macrocephelous THE REVIEW /File Photo the MTV generation with underground music. concoction." 1991 s Reality My Fish bone will be performing a virtual musical carnival tomorrow night at the Trocadero in Philadelphia. or see FISHBONE page 84

The ice and snow have ev(!ryone slipping and sliding, eating concrete and lying spread-eagled:.

Students are falling ••• and people are laughing BY SHERRY A. DORSEY inclement weather conditions this "I didn ' t know what the hell stature and pride. Trisha Senatore. a freslunan, gets an ear-to-ear grin. Ass;nant News &J;tor winter. happened; all I know is I fen off my Something strange happens. One off the bus wi th her friends and Speaking of eating concrete, Imagine walking to class and Picture riding a bike across bike," says Rich Miller, a freshman. minute Jason is walking with his decides to take the short cut - the freshman Nancy Bate recalls coming taking precautions to avoid a terrible Elkton Road and second-guessing Rich just made a mistake, a very friends, the next minute he is on the short cut that her omniscient RA from Smith Hall on a very ordinary spill . that there's no patches of ice. funny one at that. ground. advi sed her 10 use . day, but what she experienced was a Now imagine being with a group The bike slides across the road. But a mistake for freshman Jason His friends react the only way As she proceeds to go down five humili ating situation. of friends and falling or even being The funny thing is the bike has a Russell might have stronger they can. stairs adorned with ice, she sl ips, As classes change at Smith Hall, around perfect strangers and falling. mind of its own and slides across the repercussions. Jason is supposed to Laughs . stumbles, tumbles and roll s down Nancy agil ely walks under the The general reaction from "loyal street just avoiding a collision with a be coordinated. Note: the emphasis More laughs. them. Needless to say, she winds up clock. Well, maybe not so agilely. friends" is always extreme laughter. car. is on 'supposed to be.' Laughs again. flat on her back. Nancy falls nat on her back but In an effon to show concern for the The above story is an actual This assumption is based purely "l smashed my head on the ice. does not realize how embarrassing a injured party, the loyal friends account of a student's misfortune. on his periodic physical training Next victim. I My friends I ran to see if I was spill it is until she sees a large extend a helping hand while doubled On the sidelines, witnesses basked (P'I) for the Air Force ROTC If there is an abundance of ice okay. When they discovered I was number of passers-by jeering about over from laughing so hard. in the rider's misery by screaming The scene: Jason is coming back and snow on the ground it is okay, they laughed hysterically. her mishap. This is the scenario that prevails and high -fiving about their friend's to Dickinson E/F from PT with two advisable to be extremely careful "l was spread-eag led on my back. "I fake laughed but I was totally throughout campus due to the misfonue. of his friends. He walks with great when going down the stairs. It sure was funny," she says with a see FALLING DOWN pageB4 Where's that UD spirit? BY BRUCE I WISSINGER At a ·Blue Hen home game, the ~ff Reporter puddle of blue and gold is anything It was 100 percent adrenaline. but spectacular. Everyone was screaming. "At home games, I usually sit with Blue and Gold clothing was being the other schools' fans because shed readily. People were even being they're usually more livelier, even picked up and passed over a sea of though I root for our team," says hands like some sort of Pearl Jam Leslie Horton, a senior who regularly video. attends university basketball games. As our team kicked butt, cheers This ap-athy even runs past the that had become a tradition were game and into the bars after the chanted. various sponing events. Could it be? Were those Hens On an average weekend night in THE REVIEW File Photo fans? Think again. Unfortunately, the Morgantown, W.Va., one can hear 'Reality Bites' proves that Generation X has a long way to reach maturity. blue and gold belonged to the the students of WVU crying out their Mountaineers of West Virginia "school song, " Country Roads by University. John Denver, in which they shout out As anyone who has ever been to a the part that says "take me home to Reality Bites Delaware home game knows, this the place I belong ... WEST · VIRGINIA". continued from page B I Troy . display of school spirit is rarely seen The film has reali sti c characters, in university bleachers. Ironically, Even after a Blue Hen victory, Bike. students prefer to pound beers at the Troy and Lelaina have had an who are in touch with how they are the stands are usually packed with viewed as the worthle s generation loads of students. The only problem Stone Balloon or the Down Under uncontrollable attraction to each with big dreams. is they don't seem to have a pulse. like any other night rather than other, which apparently stems back But the story is deflated by "When I went to the playoff game swaying and singing in celebration of to their school days. turning it into just another edited at Marshall, one side of the stadium their team's victory like at WVU. Wh en Lelaina meets Michael episode o f MTV 's "The Real would yell "We are" and the other "Other than the Montana playoff Grates (Ben Stiller), her life begins World." side would follow with 'Marshall!'," game, there never really was much of to change and expand, but not After mak ing a connection says Senior Kristi Chambers, a fan a turnout after or during football necessarily for the better. between the film 's characters and who is often disappointed by Hens games this season," says senior Craig She finds in Michael the fans' morale. · Miller, who works at the Deer Park. possibilities th at all yuppies are its potential college·age audience, it fail s to keep up the plot line. "You never see anything like that The question of school spirit or not scum, which distances Troy The rest of the film is fun, but at our games. We don't even do the school pride also involves the from her life. extremely predictable, unlike the wave anymore." student's actions away from school. But when Michael's television Just as siblings hate to be In other words, the responsibility of company buys her documentary reality it has promised to portray. compared, the same holds true for showing school spirit has extended about the trials and tribulations of If the plot line had stayed closer universities and colleges. In the case beyond the boundaries of the campus. being over-educated and under­ to the development of these four of school spirit, or a lack there of, it The enthusiasm that students lack in experienced, her view of him characters, the love-interest thing needs to be done. . the stands seems to be made up for changes. She reaffirms her believe wouldn't be needed, but could be For instance, when watching a when they are away from Newark by that the corporate world is not for tolerated. North Carolina Tar Heel attempt to the amount of Delaware apparel and her generation. In stead, you 'II walk out of the make a freethrow against the car decals that can be seen. That's when you realize this theater tryi ng to figure out how hometeam Duke Blue Devils, the On an average weekend night in film was a victim, just like the your life could possibly parallel to ocean of blue and white porn poms is Fells Point, Md., or Towson (two main character's anistic work . the ones in the movie. anything but calm and serene. spots in Baltimore known for their It changes the focus from the Instead of revealing some Sometimes it even serves its purpose bars), you can see a slew of Delaware reality of hanging out with friends insight on our directionl ess (disrupting the shooter). and singing themes from Saturday generation, this movie j ust shows see SCHOOL SPIRIT page B4 morning cartoons to the love just how badly reality does, in fact, triangle of Lelaina, Mi chael and bite. ·84 • THE RMEW. February 22, 1994 Fishbone Ska: a musical medley survives continued from page 83 giving the band an opportunity to promote th ei r latest album. "[The public] never really let us into " It prevented all of us from working the mainstream," Kibby says. for a second," Kibby says. "It was even in an underground movement "It's for whoever wants to listen, hard to work during Lollapallooza." whether it be college, street, whoever." He says their current tour is taking The music allows the incorporation of reggae, hardcore and a Kibby, with his passive, mellow tone them to smaller clubs and theaters,. of voice, says there are many reasons Until the next album, there is only variety of other sounds to keep the beat going for generations. why the band has never been able to anticipation of what w.ill come next break the barriers of mainstream radio from the demented. creattve, outrageous BY RACHEL CERICOLA Today, the tradition continues. pioneer for the creation of ska airplay. minds of the members of Fishbone. Enrerr•in-nr Ediror Even though many of the early ska music. "One is how they promote us," he The band is currently getting ready to Somewhere back in the late bands have dissolved, other have Desmond Dekker, Israelites. says. "We've never been part of the put together a new album, which will 1950s, in some faceless Jamaican surfaced, such as The Mighty The earliest beats of Jamaica rise up mainstream . We've been part of the hopefully be released soon, Kibby says. town, the birth of ska music Mighty Bosstones, Ruder Than You, through vocal spiritualization. industry." . "But hopin' don't make it true," he occurred. Shootzy Groove and The Toasters. The English Beat, Rotating Currently Fishbone is touring to says. Ska music consists of a Slta is still considered an Head. Even though it was Salle It promote Give a Monkey a Brain after a As par t of their current Give A mishmash of sounds. Its trademarks underground movement. It now For Later which caught the ear of long and recently publicized climb to Monkey a Brain tour, Fishbone will be usually include a danceable beat, covers a wide variety of sounds, college radio, this demonstrates the the top. appearing tomorrow at the Trocadero in from the early pulsations of a classic ska roots. with a mixture of reggae, R & B, After last year's release, Jones, who Philadelphia. jazz and folk music. reggae beat to the body-slamming, The Specials, Gangsters. Also had been playing guitar with the band Typical Fishbone show atmosphere "It's good time, working class stage-diving sounds influenced by going back to the traditions of ska, since their birth, left the band to join a consists of many bodies flying together music," says Scott Bevington, the ride of hardcore. this English band remained religious cult. to form a massive, endless mosh pit. production manager for Taang! "It's never really been co-opted," underground with a cult following. "All I know is that he went crazy and The pit wouldn't be complete without Madness, Records in Auburndale, Mass. Bevington says, "but instead has One Step Beyond. his craziness has taken him elsewhere," the ceremonial passing of a few bodies Though the title is basically the Even though ska was created been bastardized by bands like Kibby says. "All I can do is wish him over the vast amourit of waving hands UB40." only lyric in this song, the horns from the extremely popular sounds the best and hope he gets it back trying to keep the excitement going. create one of the best known, most of bands like Bob Marley and the Groups such as UB40, Bevington together." And while the crowd is trying to says, have taken the original beats fun ska instrumentals. Waiters, Skatalites and Desmond Following Jones' departure, Rolling protect themselves from that of ska music and tainted them with Fishbone, Lyin' Ass Bitch. It's Dekker, it's never quite made it to Stone magazine reported that the excitement, there's always the sounds of top 40 pop. hard not to tear it up to the skankin' mainstream acceptance. bassist, Fisher, was ar-rested in 1993 in possibility of a band member The question is why ska music beats of Fishbone horns with a From the fruit of early Jamaica's connection with trying to kidnap Jones. (especially vocalist Moore) coming loins, the sound moved over to must be tainted to come to our female vocal twist. They reported that Jones, along with a overhead at full-force. London, where bands such as The attention. But the sounds of ska can The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, few of Fisher's family members, tried But one never can tell what will be preserved one searches deep Dr. D. Their experiment of creating Specials, English Beat and to duct-tape his hands and feet. A stun happen at a Fishbone show, whether it enough. To begin with a historical a cross-hybrid of hardcore and ska Madness, created a more pop-ish gun was found at the scene. Fisher and be a fully-functioning, gigantic, version of the reggae-based beats. perspetive here's: was a success. the other members were later arrested mechanical fish levitating over the But this hasn't changed the Rachel's Savory, Ska-Fiavored Bim Skala Blm, Chief Inspector. and brought up on charges. stage, or the possibility of losing a images of ska, for they are Morsels To Start You Off On the Goes back to traditional ska sounds, fishbone recently organized a show tooth during the night's maniacal continually growing. In the RlghtFoot: with the addition of the theme song at the Hollywood Palladium Jan. 7 for festivities. beginning, they included a lot of Anything by Bob Marley and from "The Inspector" (from Pink the Norwood Fisher Defense Fund, to "What can you expect?" Kibby asks. experimentation with reggae beats: the Wailers. To this day, he is a Panther cartoons). cover legal·fees. "Don't expect anything. Just expect it." Fisher received a full acquittal, .Meat Loaf Blue Chips a bad cinematic shot continued from page 8 1 continued from page 82 What transpires from here on is patented power jams. The rest of the a bit with T~ Oul OfThree Ain't Bad, a clumsy, awkward mess that star players come in handy as well, Falling Down fearuring a nicely done acoustic guitar as rival colleges relied on illegal hardly deserves mentioning. It' s and the basketball scenes even outdo continued from page 8 1 snow and decided to beat her intro by Kasim Sultan. As the sounds recruiting methods to constantly almost as if the movie should be Hoosiers for realism and performance for the academy award. were carried to the crowd, Meat Loaf outman and outplay the Dolphins. divided into two parts- Nolte's excitement. embarrassed," she says, recalling Kevin, like every other stud'ent, took a short time out to thank the Nolte does a great job up to this first hour as a struggling coach, But as for an intelligent plot - the incident with a touch of chagrin. buys his books for the semester at audience for what he considered a point, giving a realistic portrayal of followed by the hoop guys reciting well, one would be nice. Nancy has since been nominated the University Bookstore. remarkable JIISl six months. the classic, old-school college lines like a bad Nike commercial. Like way too many let's-make-as­ for an academy award for her During the book rush, Kevin, "I wouldn't be here tonight if it coach who'd give his right arm and It's not even that O'Neal, much-money-as-possible-by­ convincing performance outside of determined to beat Nancy, tumbles weren't for you." he said as the audience kidney for a win. Hardaway and Nover are anything exploiting-big-names movies, Blue Smith Hall. by several of her friends. down in front of a large crowd to get screamed their suppon. "Whether But then, with the pressure on, awful. Chips insults the viewer with an all "Walking along I got a warning a standing ovation from his adoring you've been listening to me for the past Bell is forced to abandon his They're just not actors. The too obvious "boy, that coach is a from one of my friends to beware of fans, who cackle loudly. 16 years or the past six months, it has honest ways and start paying for scenes are played out with minimal good guy after all" ending. the ice, but I ignored it," she says Kevin says he sprung up, smiled been m bator and a JXivilege for me to the big-time talent. emotion, and O'Neal struggles to It's much like Shaq's real role as with a tone of regret in her voice. and turned beet red from the perform for you and I'm extremely Enter major recruits Neon rap out his limited lines - too an all-star center for the Orlando A few days later, Nancy went on extreme amount of embarrassment graleful." Bodeaux (O'Neal), Butch McCrae many of the words are Magic. to perform another spill outside of he endured ... 1re bani closed oot the first half of (Hardaway) and Ricky Roe inarticulately mumbled like they Put him right under the basket Dickinson Hall A/B. This time the Although many people think it is the show with a very hard-hitting vmion (Nover) - pla>:ers ·who should use came from inside a wet roll of against smaller competition, and it's audience included a van full of ski hilarious when someone falls, just of Oul OfT~ Frying Pan (And lnJo The the under-tlje.&bte money paid for toilet paper. a guaranteed slam-filled win. team members. remember that those who laugh may Fire), during which Meat Loaf chastised ~ their hootf abilities and git some The only late bright spot comes But force him to the butside- a Freshman Kevin McDonald heard get laughed at someday. If the his guitar player fer ujNa8ing him with acting lessons. on the court, where O'Neal dazzles place where his skills are challenged about Nancy's bout with the ice and weather permits, of course. an energetic solo. the audience with an array of his -and it almost never works out. After intermission, Loaf's little br'Otrer, Tanmy Loaf, inexpli,cably took the stage and recited Wasted Youth, a Avery stood there, alone in the attic and the chill enveloped sp:>km wcrd segment fran Meat Loaf's Black History current hit album, about a boy who tries him like an angry lover. He was alone, it seemed, alone except to kill his IJireT!ts with his beai -up guitar. for the mottled giant, the one smack dab in the center of the continued from page B 1 Reverend Clyde Knotts of Haven It ~ if llOChing else, a venture into the United Methodist Church in curioos, the aeepy and the amusing. · room, the one that changed, features changing like quicksilver, tribulations African-Americans Wilmington says, "[Through the A flaming piano was rolled onto the eye changing to eyes, club hands morphing into webbed ones, experienced in the 20th Century. song] we are called to remember the stage next as the band played one of Renee Cook, a senior says: "The past and define pride in ourselves Meat Loaf's more poignant songs, mouth turning to gill until it was no longer a gaint he was looking song fills me with gladness because and strength for the future." Heaven Can Wail, a fitting offering fran it reflects on the past history [of At the end of the song, the a performer whose career was, for 16 at but a creature from The Black Lagoon, a movie monster that black people] and God in the home. members of the church sit in the years. as dead as Socra!es until a half a kept him awake on rainy nightS ... "[God) served as the center of our pews with a sense of pride and great year ago. struggle and center of our hope." hope for a beuer future, while From there, the band slammed into But wait. It got worse. From the creature came ... The choir continues the first verse listening auentively to the pastor's the opening J:X>wer chcrds of Bat Oul Of with great effervescence. sermon. Hell, giving the audience all it could take Sing a song full of the faith thai The last two lines of the first verse through screaming guitar solos, frmzied The Zombie wearing polkadot boxer shorts with roaches in the dark past has taught us, Sing a describe the strength and courage piano-pounding and monstrous fills his hair song full of the faith thai the present that is shared among African­ from the drummer, who was a little has brought us. Americans: Loaf-ishly portly himself. into While the choir sings the Black Facing lhe rising sun of our new - In a brief interlude, Meat Loaf National Anthem, the members of day begun, Let us march on till : ~ the right a!XIIeft sid!z c:L the . The Snicker-snack Slobbit with fangs the size of New Jers~y the church are smiling. victory is won. · 8udic:nce in a loudness cootest Rather ·an'd green ·ooze for a nose, who became i;mpressed, he said "Of the six shows :M:•ve dme so fll', you guys are the best · ~ rocki.n," it was interesting fast enough, who produced · spirit or pride may take place (or good thing. CPr one to acknowledge that they had The Corpse that did the shimmy, not take place) while students It could be worse. }Jeen a part of one of the most are home for summer or winter Blue Hen Beer could be the only merrorable resurrectioos from the dead The Giant Rat that had rotting human flesh between its beer on tap in Newark. 'Jnce Elvis was sighted at a shopping mall last year. diseased teeth, : ~ Being scared by a ghost was never so The Mom who loved her son too much, a crushed human ~chfun. body pinned beneath her loving arms, -Got a problem? The Father-of-all-Fathers, who buried his son with love and ~ign ificant other a Vurdurluk's bloody spade, Accidents may 1 The Red Skull, ~erk? I The Joker, happen, but they're ! ~ The most hideous growl that made Avery cover his ears and ' ASK AUNT SPUMONI shield his eyes and wet his pants like a baby. not always bad. Because Ann COMING SOON: REVIEW Landers and Abby Read Serendipity. Van Buren wear FICTION. diapers. Read while you bleed. February 22, 1994 • THE REVIEW. 85

13l?lf31lT~~ ""()Ul? UA""••• ON DBCK "They said It" There are no sporting events through Friday. "Lately I've been a little nervous, so I'm glad I got to show what I can do." -Delaware women's basketball senior forward Marisa Shackelford. Friday

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Sports in Review By Michael Lewis Hockey t-akes ECHA Visions Victories over Towson and West Chester this weekend earn Delaware the title. BY MEREDITH GAZAR ~Edilrx All season, the Delaware ice hockey team worXed toward one goal : winning bf the Eastern Collegiate Hockey Associa!im title. But when the Hens defeated West Chester 7-3 in the championship game Spring Sarurday nigh!, the victol)' lrouglu sane mixed emotions . .. Has anyone else noticed anything "I was almost moved to tears," said different in the last few days? senior goaltender Tim Caum of his .: The air seans cleau, the food seems feeling when the final bumr sounded to ~ and even the weatlrr seems mae signal the end of his last Gold Arena tOltm>le. awearaoce in the net fOI is airmst out. After nine rronths of Valuable Player award in OOdition to his term papers and chemistty labs, we are pafr of goals and spot on the All­ finally allowed to sit back and rest our TOUI11arirllt team. miOOs fiX" a few mmths; !he lazy, relaxed Also OOiued were Cawn and senior ~of the natimal Jmtime is the right wing Made Buell. perfect amiOOte for school. 'Buell, totally absorbed in the game, · Another reason spring training is so played like he wanted to win this one wonderful is that every one of the 28 more than any other before it. THE REVIEW /Mark Schaffer r.c3ns stalt'i off equally. For aJ.leaIX1 was accomplished. Using a combination of year in a row, by the New Y

' I February 22, 1994 • THE REVIEW. 88 REVIEW SP<>R1.,S BY THE NUMBERS Men's Basketball Women's Basketball J\ilen 's Track Women's Track Men's Swimming Women's Swimming and Diving and Di\'ing fuiD:;. ~ NAC CHAMPIONSHIPS: NAC CHAMPIONSHIPS: DELAWARE (89)- Pearl10-21 6-9 NORTHEASTERN (58) - Artis 10-19 !. Norlheaslan 147 1. Northeastern 178 NAC CHAMPIONSHIPS: NAC OiAMPIONSHIPS: 28, Gamer 7-13 8-12 23, Edwards 14 2-2 24 22, Miu:htll 3-13 0-3 8, McClintock 2. Boston University 129 2. Boston University 136 1. BosiOn University 70!.5 1.Bosrm 784 4, Smith 7-8 4-5 18, JoiDlSon 1-6 6-6 9, 14 ().{) 2, Peueocia 1-3 ().{) 2, Jones 5-12 3. Delaware 96 3. Vermont 93 2. Delaware 635 2 Natheastan 634 Hill ().{) ().{) 0, Arderson ().{) 24 2, Strine ().{) 12. Dava 1-644 6, Robinson 3-6 0.{) 4.Maine 69 4. Delaware 69 3. Drexel 614 J.Delaware 598 24 0-2 4, Mila().{) 1-2 1. Totals 2.8-56 6. TO!llh 24-63 6-11 58. 5. Vermont 43 5. New Hampshire 27 4. Northeastern 475.5 4. Drexel 417 ~4289. DELAWARE (67)- McNamara 6-17 6. Drexel 41 6. Maine 16 5. New Hamp>hire 358 5. New Hamp;hire 367 NORTIIEASTERN (85)- AbWllah 2· , 1-2 13, Shaclcelfad0-5 0.{) 0, VIUl Zanten 7. New Hampshire 32 7. Hartford 2 6. Maine 325.5 6. Vermont 301 121-1 7, Brown8-18 7-923, Harmoo3-7 2-ll 6-7 10, Wojciech 5-9 44 14, SIUltee 8. Hartford 0 55-meter dash- I, 7. venront 277.5 7. Maine 213 2-2 8, Singletary 7-23, 5-5 22, Djossou 7- 7-10 10-12 25, Rud 1-1 0.{) 2, Miles 0.{) 55-meter dash - I, Bill Shirley Licorish. Northeastern, 200-yard backstroke - !, 200-yaro backsttd.e -1, 16 24 16, MIIIJity0-1 ().{10, Pcrter0-1 0- 0.{) 0. Egeli 0.{) ().{) 0. Coyne 0.{) 1-2 I. Patch. Northeastern, 6.57 4, Patrick 7.26. Miguel Schmidt, Boston. 1:53.04 5, Jssou. Barney. ~ Bos1011. 50.7A 3, Chris WIUlams, 500-1, Christine Kroll'ie, Dehlwllrl!, 1:56.35 7, Chrb Brannon, Delaware, 2:14.27 7, Sandy Doh~ Delaware, 1:59.21. ~ BOSTON UNIVERSITY (52) - Olson Delaware, 50.84 4, Mike Querey, O'Brien, Boston, 1:16.79 6, Holly Kaupang, Delaware, 2:16.88. DELAWARE (61)- Smilh 3-8 6-7 12, 4-16 ().{) 8, Manchak 2-6 2-3 .6. Gourdet Delaware, 51.46 5, Scott SmaU, Weldenaar, Delaware, 1:22.23. 1,650 freestyle -1, Manhew 1,650frccstyle-1,.lessica Gamer 4-11 0-1 9, Pearl4-l2 6-6 15, 1-3 ().{) 2, Schmidt 8-16 34 20, Huckle 1- Delaware, 51.87. 800 -I, Tanja Hickey, Drexel, 16:04.19 4, Mike Gober, Nortlrastem, 17:35.47 2, Kbn Johnson 4-14 ().{) 12, Edwards 3-5 ().{) 6, 7 ().{) 3, Muqny 0-3 ().{1,0, WaiSO!l 2-3 0- 500-1, Stewart Judson, Odegaard, UVM, 2:14.15 2, Sarah RkclteW, Delaware, 16:24.01 7, Paul Lukslc, Delaware, 17:48A4 4, KeUy Miller 0-0 0-0 0, Suine 1-2 0-0 2, 0 5. Aggour 0-2 0.{) 0, Burnett 0-1 0.{) 0, Bos!Dn, 1:04.44 S, Jim Tymon, Cowles, Delaware, 2:16.33. Ulrich, Delaware,16:37..69. Baird, Delaware, 18:07.345, Nicky Anderson 1-2 0-1 2, Hill 0-1 0-0 0, Charles 0-1 2-2 2, ~ 3-9 0-1 6. Totals Delaware, 1:07.30. I ,000 - 1, Kristen 3-meter diving -1, All AI· Delbridge, Delaware, 18:19.82 7, McCullough 1-2 ().{) 3. Totals 21-57 12- 21-677-1052 800- 1, Mohamed Belmarsh, Boston, 2:55.73 6, Hasan, Delawllrl!, 455.35 5, David Kathleen Evancho, Delaware, 18:42.50. 1561. I DELAWARE (69)- McNamara 7-10 Mownawar, Northeastern, 1: 50.84 5, Murphee Hayes, Delaware, Carro, Delaware, 359.45 8, David 1-!Mef diving- I, Harriet BOSTON UNIVERSITY (14) - 2-2 16, Shackelford 3-7 5-8 11, van Lee Branmm, Delaware,1:54.9S. 3:07.58. Hame~ Delaware, 299.45. Delima, Natheastan,.350.85 6, Beth Ian, Schwartz 2-7 2-3 6, Anotori 11-18 9-11 Zanla17-19 5-1019, Wojciech 1-8 4-6 6, 1,000-1, Colm Tobin, One-mile -I. Christine 400 freestyle relay -1. Drexel Delaware, 331.75. 31, Stiff 0.{) ().{) 0, Wallace 3-8 1-2 10, Sanice 5-8 0-1 11. Ruck 0-1 1-2 1, Miles Boston, 2:26.86 4, ADen Wat, Stief, Boston, 4:45 .32 4, Katie (HarTy Alexarxler, Keilh Rizzi. Dan 400-yud fm:style relay-1, Rosu-Myles 2-3 ().{) 4. DelayefeitJe 34 2- 0.{)().{10, Shaw ().{1().{10, Egeli 1-20-22, Delaware, 2:30.27 6, Jon Nichols, Gaurraclno, Delaware, 5:21.58. Browning, Man Hickey) 3:06.214, Boslal (Werrly Whitney, Dana Goetsch, 2 8, Delgardo 14 ().{) 3, ByrdJ-100.{) 7, Coyne 0-1 ().{) 0, Neall 0-5 34 3. Totals Delaware, 2:34.36. 3,000-meter- 1, Mary Delaware (Cirii Lyons, Clrii Dohl, Julie Spcier, Sarah Lawsoo) 3:32.86 2, Hubbard l-1 2-2 5. Totals 26-55 16-20 74. 7A-61 20-35 (/J. One-mile-1, Bernd Rutherford, Boston, 10:28.87 3, Kyal Hackett, Peter Holcroft) 3:09.72 Delaware (Denise Basch, Sully Murphy, Halftime- Delaware 31, Bos10n 36. 3- Halftime - Boston 23, Delaware 33. 3- Breitmeier, Boston, 4:07.09 2, John Kara Prlggon, Delaware, 200 freestyle relay- I, Drexel Nancy Davioi, Kim Ctiellanos) 3:37.34. poinl sbols- Delaware 7-19 (Johnson 4- point shoiS- Boston 3-17 (Schmid!, Brannon, Delaware, 4:11.94 5, Steve 10:34.80 4, Chris Rollerl, (Keith Rizzi. Man Hickey, DIUl :m freestyle relay-1, Bosrm 10), Bostm 6-Hi (Wallace 3-5). Rebowm Huckle, Watson), Delaware 1-2 (SanJee 1- Argentlero, Delaware, 4:13.61. Delaware, 10:39.37. Browning, Harry Alexander) 1:7A.15 7, (DIIlaGoelch, Kathy Gregay, Jennifer - Delaware 31 (Smilh 8), Boston 39 1). Reoounds-- Boston 40 (Schmidt 9). 3,000-meter- I, David 5,000- 1, Kara Delaware (Ian Clifton, Chris Dohl, Paul Lewis, Sarah Lawson) 1:37.665, Delaware (Ano!Dri 12). AssisiS- Delaware 14 Delaware 55 (Shackelford 17). Assists - Ward, Boston. 8:12.49 5, Bret Mower, Prlggon, Delaware, 17:54.2 3, Ulrlch,J

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Many earn $2,000+/mo. Box 7086. Newark, DE 19711. fund raiser costs nothing and lasts job, clutch & tires. 5 spd., AC, pull­ Room $195 + 1/4 utilities. Call Across from U of D Field House. in canneries or $3,000-6,000+/mo. one week. Call now and receive a out stereo/cass. 322-4992. Chris@ 737-7127. Avail. June '94. Call 368-1515. on fishing vessels. For info. call: 1- CONGRATULATIONS TO THE frj!e gift. 1-800-932-0528 ext. 65 . 206-545-4155 ext. A5291 . NEW INITIATES OF AEPHI! DANA Cragar Sport. Rims w/ Tires. Good 1 Bedro?m Elkton Road Apartment Two Bedroom duplex for rent. SILVERMAN, AND KARA Math/Stat. Tutor. All classes. Call conoition. $150.00 O .B.O. Call for Sublet. Take over immediately­ screened porch. $550 per month. PAPER GRADER Wanted. Pay HOROWITZ. YOUR SISTERS LOVE Scott@ 368-7585 before 9 PM. 737-3 749. heat, hot water, two parking spaces, Available immediately. Call 368- $5/hour. Guaranteed $15/week. YOU! electricity and cable all included in 1515. Qualifications: Grad. Student or LAST CHANCE TO BOOK! SPRING loft: U of D regulation w/ twin bed monthly rent. I f interested, call Upperclass person. 837-2694 lv. Congratulations to AEPHI's new BREAK SALES 1994! BEST RATES frame. $45 or B.O. Call Randy Greg or Matt at 738-2827 . 4/5 Bedroom Madison Dr. msg. Zeta pledge class! We love you! AVAILABLE TO JAMAICA, 453-9702. Townhouse. 2 Full Baths, CANCUN, S. PADRE, BAHAMAS, COLLEGE PARK/MADISON DR. W & D, Extra Parking. High Efficient $10- $20/Hour. Full-Time, Day Alpha Phi Welcomes their new FLORIDA INCLUDING THE 300+ watt Amp/Speakers- plug into TOWNHOUSE, 3-4 Bedrooms, Windows & Doors, Many Extras. working Part-Time. Great Sa les members!! ULTIMATE PARTY PACKAGE! your stereo and disturb you Available july 1st, $900.00/month $955 + utilities. 368-7003 Day. Experiences. Close to Campus. Call FLIGHTS DIRECT FROM PH ILLY! neighbors! Also for a bass/keyboard plus utilities. (410)398-4843. Mr. David @ 454-8980. Karen Bryson- You did a GREAT Room $195 + 1/4 utilities w/ All Job, love Alpha Phi. Apartment for rent- 3rd floor. House Privileges. 368-7003 Day. Waiter/Waitress wanted for new Kitchen, Bath, 2 Separate Bedrooms Cinema Restaurant. Must be 21 . Alpha Phi ~et psyched for New Can accommodate 2 Students. Special large' House 4/5 BE!droom Flexible Night Hours. Call 731- Members!. $500 per-month. Must pay own: On Campus, Decks & porch, W&D, 7719. collegiate _Ct:.QS.~W.Qrq 1 ElectridPhone/r:able. ' Available: · ·2 Full Baths, lrg. Kitchen; PFivate Don't miss your last chance to rush I 1 Now (2/2/94 ). Please Call -(302)73 7- Yard, Lrg. Basement, Extra Private PERSONALS a Social Sorority until 1995. RUSH 2600. Please Call Monday to Friday Parking. $1350/mo. + utilities. Call LAMBDA KAPPA BETA. 1 :30P.M. to 3:45P.M. 255-4603. Spring Break! Best Trips$ Prices! Men's Night at Down Under (It's Bahamas Party Cruise 6 Days $279! 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For more information on points and how they work, call Dining Services at 831-4033, : ~ stop by the Service Desk in the Student Services Building on Lovett Avenue, or send e­ mail to [email protected]. Detailed information may also be found in The Official Student Handbook, in the Dining Services Section, pages 91-99. For more information on a UD1 FLEX account, call UD1-CARD (831-2273) or stop by the Service Desk in the Student Services Building .on Lovett Avenue. They will be happy to provide you with a brochure outlining all FLEX policies and answer any questions you may have. ·

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U of D basketball players Anthony Wright and Andre Buck, Kim and Jaisa live at Towne Court Apartments and love it! The owner, Frank Acierno, has a new student­ sensitive, University of Delaware-oriented, management team in place.

The apartments are much quieter and safer than others because the walls ~re all masonry rather than just wood. The halls have steel stairs with concrete block walls. The floors contain concrete .

.. We love the basketball and tennis courts, the ball field and the covered picnic areas! .. The hallways, laundries and apartments have been renovated with new carpeting and new General Electric appliances. A 25-meter size Olympic pool and fitness center will .be open in 1994. And the rents are among the lowest in the area .

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