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Romantic comedy, starring Julia Cottage Jamie’s Great Cirque de Celebrite Little Roberts and Richard Gere. Escape Deal or No Deal Monsters Futurama The Mint: ITV Play Playalong: Countdown Horse Malcolm in the Middle ITV Play Close Feathers (U) (1932). Wacky Futurama Brainiac: Science comedy, starring the Marx Abuse Cirque de Celebrite ITV3 Nightscreen Brothers. (bw) A Place in the Malcolm in the Middle Survival The Two Ronnies Sun ER Duck Soup (U) Brainiac: Science Abuse : Ronnie & (1933). Classic satirical comedy, Dream Team Variety Club Me The Two Ronnies with the Marx Brothers. (bw) Showbusiness Awards 2006 Ronnie Corbett: Ronnie & Me Deal or No Deal The 100 Futurama Stargate SG-1 The Two Ronnies Greatest War Films Malcolm in the Middle Ronnie Corbett: Ronnie & Me Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares The Simpsons Son of The Two Ronnies Rising The Aristocrats (18) (2005). the Dragon Law & Order Damp And Now for Documentary on stand up comedy. Ross Kemp on Something Completely Different ER Close Popcorn Pop Years (PG) (1971). Dream Team Guilty! sketches, starring the famous Milkshake! A Christmas Taste Little Monsters team. Including Entertainment Carol: The Musical (PG) (2004). News Update. Smokey and Festive toe-tapping drama, starring The House of Tiny Tearaways the Bandit (PG) (1977). Comedy, Kelsey Grammer. (S) Trisha (S) Doctor Who (S) The starring Burt Reynolds. Including Goddard (S) The Ellen Most Annoying People of 2006 (S) Entertainment News Update. DeGeneres Show (S) Wild EastEnders (S) Little The Bill Chancer The Challenge (S) Nice House, Britain (S) Little Miss Grimleys Surgical Spirit Shame About the Garden (S) Jocelyn Tittybangbang Teleshopping Home and Away (S) The Most Annoying People of Dawson’s Creek (S) Build a 2006 Little Miss Jocelyn MacArthur (PG) (1977). New Life in the Country (S) Tittybangbang The Wartime drama, with Gregory Angela’s Eyes (S) Skeleton Great British Booze Awards Peck. Including Entertainment Stories (S) Close (S) Close News Update. Police, Poor old Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman). It’s another Thursday morning – he’s never been able to get the Camera, Action! American Mission: Impossible (S) Fanny Cradock Cooks for Gothic Vincent Police, Happy Days (S) Pimp My hang of Thursdays – and he’s struggling with far more than the usual dramas involving burnt toast and spilt Christmas She (12) (1965). Camera, Action! World Ride (S) Everybody Hates tea. For one thing, the council have arrived to demolish his home and thanks to bureaucratic nonsense, Hammer adventure, starring Ursula Poker Tour Chris (S) Final Fantasy: The there’s apparently nothing he can do about it. But what does a little thing like his house matter when the Andress. Adventure for Boys: Cul de Sac (18) (1966). Spirits Within (PG) (2001). Earth is about to be destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace express route? Just seconds before the The Lost Worlds of Rider Haggard Macabre comedy, starring Donald Computer-generated sci-fi fantasy. Vogon constructor fleet wipe out all of humanity, our dressing gown-clad hero is whisked to safety by his The Real Casino Royale Pleasence. Including Entertainment (S) mysterious best friend Ford Prefect (Mos Def) – who turns out not be from Guildford, but a different planet. Everest ER (S) Lead News Update. (bw) Replicant (18) (2001). The long-awaited movie version of Douglas Adams’ cult story is a rip-roaring yarn with gags and special Balloon (S) The Cult Of Teleshopping Close Thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van effects galore. The stellar cast also features Zooey Deschanel, John Malkovich and Bill Nighy, with Stephen More Dawn French’s Girls Who Damme. (S) Master of Fry as the voice of the Hitchhiker’s Guide. Remember – don’t panic. Do: Comedy (S) Adventure E4 Music: Uninterrupted Champions (S) Close for Boys: The Lost Worlds of Rider Wake Up with Rock and Indie (1992) In Her Shoes (12) Comedy, starring Tim Allen. Football First Test Haggard The Real Casino Whatever You Want Freshly That Riviera Touch (U) (1966) (2005) Comedy drama, starring The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Cricket Football First Royale The Cult Of Squeezed Extra : Lawrence of Arabia (PG) Cameron Diaz and Toni Collette. Galaxy (PG) (2005) Face/Off Test Cricket Live Darts Close Wireless Festival 2006 Scrubs (1962) Mickey Blue Eyes (15) (18) (1997) Action thriller, starring Football Special Rugby Union Smallville: Superman the (1999) Romantic comedy, with The Longest Yard (12) (2005) John Travolta. Broken Arrow Super League Football The Planet’s Funniest Early Years Switched Up! Hugh Grant. Trainspotting The Passion of the Christ (15) (1996) Fair Game (15) Special Thinking Tackle Animals Emmerdale Friends Jason and the (18) (1996) Educating Rita (18) (2004) Johnson Family (1995) Nine Months (12) The Montel Williams Show Argonauts Fonejacker’s (15) (1983) Close. Vacation (12) (2004) Project: (1995) Lenny the Wonder Thinking Tackle WWE: Judge Judy Emmerdale Christmas Message Friends ALF (PG) (1996) Dog (PG) (2004) Heat Masters Football Creature Comforts The Faking It Burlesque Special Kangaroo Jack: G’Day USA U Can Do It Racing News Jeremy Kyle Show Ricki Lake Star Stories Blunder (PG) (2004) Napoleon Lenny the Wonder Dog (PG) Live Test Cricket Live Jack’s Perfect Golfer Sally Jessy Raphael The Russell Brand Show Dynamite (PG) (2004) Young (2004) UK Box Office Hits of Darts Live Rugby Union Live Test Cricket Jack’s Creature Comforts Judge Funny Cuts: The German Sherlock Holmes (PG) (1985) 2006. Mannequin (PG) (1987) Live Football Special Super Perfect Golfer World Pool Judy Xtra Factor: Best and Tourist Board Bo! in the A League of Their Own (PG) Jungle 2 Jungle (PG) (1997) League Live Test Cricket League Extreme Carp Worst Nanny 911 USA Jason and the (1992) Kangaroo Jack: G’Day The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Jack’s Perfect Golfer Shift Analyze That (15) (2002). Comedy Argonauts The Chris Isaak USA (PG) (2004) Napoleon the Galaxy (PG) (2005) Lenny Classics Shift Adventure Snowriders sequel, starring Robert De Niro. Show Scrubs Switched Dynamite (PG) (2004) Young the Wonder Dog (PG) (2004) Adventure Snowriders Watersports World Test Coronation Street Sherlock Holmes (PG) (1985) Mannequin (PG) (1987) Aerobics Oz Style Jack’s Cricket Live International Pretty Woman (15) (1990). The View from River A League of Their Own (PG) Jungle 2 Jungle (PG) (1997) Perfect Golfer Rugby Union Cricket

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