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Digital Kenyon: Research, Scholarship, and Creative Exchange The Kenyon Collegian College Archives 5-10-1961 Kenyon Collegian - May 10, 1961 Follow this and additional works at: https://digital.kenyon.edu/collegian Recommended Citation "Kenyon Collegian - May 10, 1961" (1961). The Kenyon Collegian. 2157. https://digital.kenyon.edu/collegian/2157 This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the College Archives at Digital Kenyon: Research, Scholarship, and Creative Exchange. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Kenyon Collegian by an authorized administrator of Digital Kenyon: Research, Scholarship, and Creative Exchange. 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sirs the locust onslaught upon Salt manage to put out such a wo- As the preceeding Renovator Lake City in 1847 if only the nderful publication Grammar and edition did not deem fit to include soul of Brigham Young could be punctuation have been flawless a representative student criticism docked before the HUAC pictures have been clear and of the activities of the HUAC Objective discrimination was tasteful and the editorials have and more specifically of the cel- used by that small band of be- been most provocative and pe- luloid Operation Abolition hum- leaguered Renovator reporters in rtinent ble duty pricks one to tender an their review of the impact of the I can only say to you keep up opinion on these matters which celluoid OA One apt and suc- the good work I would like to he judges to be more or less cinct recark pursuant of the dis- see more articles on organizations representative of much student cussion in consequence of this at Kenyon for this has been a sentiment and thought on these small masterpiece was that it field in which you have especially vital not to say explosive issues was a fruitless ploughing of the excelled Freedom and liberty of the Amer- sea from which no real notion Enclosed is money to cover the ican people Cherished privileges of the truth emerged Brethern cost of forty copies of your last invidiously and insidiously un- no sea has ever yielded a more issue Im sure all my friends dermined and abrogated by the meagre harvest believe me Fel- would want a copy so please rush underhanded Machiavellian tac- low Americans the odalisks of them to me tics of the HUAC Bah Does our free- thinking society are James Reston not every red- blooded American deeply rooted in proud traditions grasp the significance of the work among which are enumerated the EDITORS NOTE Past copies that this body has so magnificent- cardinal virtue of freedom of of the Renovator may be obtained ly accomplished in the past dec- thought Only through the un- simply by filling out the blank ade that with pride it upholds stinted efforts of this epochs fore- below and by sending 20 cents to Our Democracys most venerable most statesman has this virtue our office Archons excluded and time- honored institutions been kept intact more glossy and McCarthyism Noble Republi- spangled today than in the pagan Please send me back issues cans and Rightist Democrats days BM We must never for- of the Renovator Vols all today we are summoned to get men to rally round the flag issues I pay 20 each before you do that rally be- defend the bullrushes of our but Name State mighty fortress against the hind the benevolent soft spok- dreaded Red the vilest nox- en kind hearted brethern of Address iousest scourge and parasite that HUAC Country Date has bombarded the fair land since Meade Alcorn hUK IHt ItLtPHUINt COMPANY RENOVATOR COPS NATIONAL PRIZE 1 7 r 1 1 The Renovator was honored re- I cently at the annual convention of the College Newspaper Asso- ciation which won First Place for best coverage of campus And for best stile Spelling consist- ently correct with no tipografical errors Mr Rupert Richards in accepting the award for the Col- legian stated that The staff The competition featured thirtythi- rtytwo other college papers frum around the coontry In a comparison of total advertising profits for the year the Renovat- or led oil with 11186708403 for a total salary to editors of r 11187507229 the remainder be- V V t ing transferred to the Contineg- ency fund of the Stuedt Council appreciates this award more than I can say I I Jim and Al campus barbers were credited with total advert- I VaVS V sing of 181 inches for a total IM payment of 88409 to lead the field among Renevatar advetisers Thwarted by crusading opponents of discreet literate corruption the un- salaried There is nothing I can add remnants of Kenyons fourth estate divided the last of their ill- which would adquately cover all gotten gain the inviduals responsible for this The biology department and the Pre- Med club took up more news SEVEN space than any other source with FACULTY MEMBERS a total of two articles and 142 letterstothee- ditor LEAVE FOR WASHINGTON especially Fred Kluge Leading Renovator reporter for Seven members of the Kenyon Rep Gordon Smearer from a the year has not been determined faculty enjoyed an unusual break nearby Ohio district a member It is currently a close race be- in routine last week They were of the HCNA greeted the profes- tween Professors Ritcheson and in Washington DC by invitation sors expansively by telling them Thornton and Dean Edwards of Representative Frank Wilters that their recently published D Pa chairman of House The Ranivler is also honrod the statements about the HCNA film Committee on Non- American Af- Opposition were to get your prize for Most Wishy- Aberration fairs HCNA Making the trip fine examples of non- Washy editorials in a Year American were Gerhard Rollit Associate activity He asked second year in a row then each if Professor of English Paul Snoup he knew that the Kenyon College Assistant Professor of Political Faculty had been listed as a front Science Warndon Lanner Pro- organization of the international Youll Find fessor of History Erwin Feld- Intellectualist conspiracy berg Instructor of English Paul Mr Feldberg speaking for the English By Ford Hosiery Tortoise Professor of Economics group refused to answer the ques- F Oink of Top Siders Robert Professor tion on the grounds that it was Classics and Carlton Thorbes xenophobic Professor Rollit ad- Desert Boots Professor of Biology The invita- ded that whatever the Faculty tions which quaintly bore the might be it was most emphati- Bass Weejuns decorative Latin word subpoena cally not a riot Only at the meaning of which is remote Representative Wilters resumed were delivered April 20 by per- the questioning asking Professor LEMASTERS sonal messenger showing the es- Tortoise if he knew how many Mount Vernon Ohio teem in which the faculty mem- card- carrying Intellectualists there bers are held by Mr Wilters Cont on Page 10 Col 3 HAS W UC uuu vv ta w i speech at Kenyon ment than 100 colleges ner of a 1957 Academy Award here I J W IW7JP Seen from left to right are the four lovely finalists for Dance Weekend Queen Contest They are Linda Lust es- corted by Charles Rae Richardson Figgie Flogger escorted by Norman Vincent Dubiel Marsha Pitts escorted by Ali Babba Twitterpo and Sophia Buggs escorted by Johnny Boyle LAUGH Words of Wisdom THE LAST One of any Kenyon mans great Last Tuesday morning the Kenyon Student Assembly voted to do away experiences here is that moment with the payment of all salaries to the editors of Kenyon publications during the orientation week of With malice towards none the Renovator takes this opportunity to thumb his freshman year when a meta- its nose at the wretched Student Body of this foul place and to say to hell phorically minded administration with you Jack weve got ours begins to tell him what college What difference does it make life is all about We reprint be- to us the preservers of Kenyons esffssSsSijij low excerpts of that speech a fine literary tradition if paltry As I see you before me you sum is taken from our coffers crewmen of the Class of 196 I more loot we would We have than wonder how many of you maties care to to you im- reveal the will be able to steer the old ship poverished and nearly illiterate straight on the sea of life that is people who are reading this now keep the old basketball dribbling But fact is since you stu- the that on the eternal court that is dunk dents have felt it your duty to rise a few shots in the hoop of suc- up and smite those who have cess that is keep your tail wag- to your we brought light darkness ging in the worlds kennel feel it our duty to retaliate by ex- what I wonder sea- you unknowing thats posing to souls men the true financial conditions of your newspaper How many of you will set