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PRODUCT ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE SINCE 1992 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 38 | SEPTEMBER 17-23, 2015 | FREE [2] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [3] [4] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] alibi VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 38 | SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 EDITORIAL FILM EDITOR: Devin D. 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The content of this issue is Copyright © 2014 by NuCity Publications, Inc., and may not be reprinted in part or in whole without written consent of the publisher. All rights are reserved. One copy of each edition of Alibi is available free to county residents and visitors each week. Anyone caught removing papers in bulk will be prosecuted on theft charges to the fullest extent of the law. Yearly subscription $100, back issues are $3, Best of Burque is $5. Queries and manuscripts should include a self-addressed stamped envelope; Alibi assumes no responsibility for unsolicited material. Association of Alternative Newsmedia [6] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 Dateline: India district, about 60 miles east of the Indonesian $500-a-day fine if he continued to shine them A 24-year-old man has quit his full-time job in capital of Jakarta. According to Dedi Mulyadi, at night. Local officials say the homeowner— ODDS order to “train” himself to become a record- the regent of Purwakarta district, the new whom some refer to as “the alien light guy on breaking selfie taker. Until recently Bhanu regulation is aimed at protecting morality, Virginia Road”—has not complied and now D Prakash was employed as a research assistant at preventing unwanted pregnancy and owes more than $20,000. maintaining the honor of families. “Back in N a hospital in Hyderabad. “My work hours were ENDS the day, you could not visit a neighbor after 10am to 6pm, and that didn’t leave much time A Dateline: Nebraska for practice,” Prakash told United Press 9pm because villagers would be in bed, A college graduate paid off his parking ticket preparing to wake up at dawn to till their [rice] WEIRD NEWS International. Prakash says he was inspired to fines at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln— become a full-time record-breaking selfie taker paddy fields,” Mulyadi told AFP. New CCTV a mere 40 years after he left campus. Back in by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who snapped cameras and local patrols will help enforce the 1974, Kent Broyhill stopped off at the campus Dateline: Thailand 105 selfies in three minutes back in May. The no late-night dating regulations. If a pair of police station and tried to pay off his parking Doctors in Bangkok used a colonoscope and a current record holder for selfie taking is teenagers are caught breaking the rules three tickets. Unfortunately, the school could only pair of medical pliers to remove a 6-carat Arizona Cardinals player Patrick Peterson, times “the village council may ask the parents accept cash. As he recently explained to the diamond from the intestinal tract of a Chinese who managed to take 1,449 selfies in one hour. to marry them,” Mulyadi said. It is not clear Lincoln Journal Star , Broyhill’s pockets were tourist. Police said the woman, identified as Prakash, who has been keeping in shape with how this would be enforced, as the legal age empty. The officer told him is was OK, so long 39-year-old Jiang Xulian, and a Chinese man daily hand and wrist exercises, says his for marriage in Indonesia is 16 years old. as he paid off the fines as soon as he could. were arrested last week at Bangkok’s personal record is currently 1,700 in an hour. Broyhill promptly forgot about it until a recent Suvarnabhumi Airport on their way out of “As soon as I wake up, I click a selfie,” Prakash conversation with a college friend caused him Thailand. The couple are accused of stealing Dateline: Pennsylvania told The Times of India. Although they have A 78-year-old homeowner has been ordered to to recall the police promise. “I can’t remember the 10 million baht ($278,000) gemstone from been described in the press as “initially shut off the spotlights he uses to protect his how many tickets I had, or what I owed, so I a jewelry fair by switching a fake stone for the apprehensive,” Prakash’s family now supports home from “aliens.” Neighbors of Arthur got out my checkbook and sent [the real one. The couple denied any involvement his dream. He is expected to make a formal Brown in Hermitage, Pa., say he shines the university] $100,” said Broyhill. Parking staff in the crime, but an X-ray showed a diamond- attempt at the world record sometime this spotlights at his foil-wrapped house day and checked through their old files but could not shaped object in the woman’s intestine. When month. night in order to keep space aliens from find Broyhill’s name. The college ended up time and laxatives failed to dislodge the getting to him. One neighbor, 71-year-old sending Broyhill’s $100 back. “We were busy at foreign object, doctors were called in to Nancy Raich, told The Morehead News the graduation, and all this stuff was adding up, remove it. The diamond’s owner was able to Dateline: Indonesia lights are preventing her from selling her and it just kind of slipped my mind.” explained identify the thieves. Once the evidence was In West Java, a province of Indonesia, house. “I’ve had a lot of nice couples come and Broyhill. “But I paid them.” produced, the woman allegedly confessed to teenagers are being warned: Respect curfew or a look at my house,” Raich told the newspaper. the crime. The two Chinese visitors face up to wind up married. Starting Oct. 1, youths under “You can’t get a second look until that’s three years in prison. the age of 17 will be banned from dating after 9pm. The decision was announced earlier this cleaned up.” Earlier this year, a judge ordered Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird month by authorities in the Purwakarta Brown to take down the lights, imposing a news to [email protected]. SEPTEMBER 17-23 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] CRIB NOTES NEWS | COUNCIL WATCH BY AUGUST MARCH Special Cannabis Bully Tactics Issue Quiz! Pot decriminalization and police retention discussed When did the use of marijuana to S A 1 T treat certain medical conditions S E A become legal in the state of New M T Mexico? R E B O R a) 1937 Y B b) 2007 N O I c) 2014 T A R d) 1968 T S U L L I 2 Which of the following health problems is NOT a qualifying condition for the New Mexico Medical Marijuana Program? a) multiple sclerosis b) post-traumatic stress disorder c) tuberculosis d) hepatitis C 3 The New Mexico Department of Health administers our state’s medical marijuana program through a Medical Cannabis Advisory Board. BY CAROLYN CARLSON spike in crime and needs to keep the and Attorney Hernandez as to what role the The board meets at least twice per experience of the command staff, and the Department of Justice mandated for the year at the Harold Runnels Building extra cash can only help. CAO Perry said he oversight board. Good luck Mr. Harness! lbuquerque City Councilors called out a in Santa Fe.