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Vote For Me...Me...ME! Clinton and • / A / Jflk. Tsongas win in primaries ■ /' ^

■jaftflby H Hi by David Espo The Associated Press CBS and NBC projected Headin' for a heat wave: Tsongas' Maryland victory and said Bush would triumph in the Wednesday, partly sunny Bill Clinton won Georgia's state as well. The triumph would and unseasonably warm Democratic presidential primary make Tsongas the first Democrat with a high in the upper 60s. Tuesday and Paul Tsongas held a to show strength outside his Southeast winds 10 to 15 strong lead In Maryland as they native region, and he bids for a mph Wednesday night, battled coast-to-coast for front- second such breakthrough in mostly cloudy with a low in runner credentials. President later voting in Colorado. the lower 40s. Thursday, Bush swept the Republican pri- Bush was gaining 61 percent of mostly cloudy with a chance maries, but Patrick Buchanan the GOP vote In Georgia, to 39 of showers or thunder- maintained his determined chal- percent for Buchanan, with 43 storms. High in the lower lenge. percent counted. Buchanan said 60s. Chance of rain is 40 Bush said he was "committed In advance that a strong showing percent. to regaining" the support of Re- would be enough to fuel his can- publican voters who deserted didacy throughout the primary ^B ^L^pA.1 him for the more conservative season. In Maryland, Bush was Buchanan. gaining 71 percent with half the Inside The News Tsongas was calling himself precincts counted, to 29 percent ^J^(r the "breakthrough kid," for win- for Buchanan. ning a contest in neutral terri- World-renowned scholar tory. Clinton's first victory came Bush said his triumphs meant speaks: in his southern stronghold and he was "well on [his] way to the MIT professor Noam both men were competing for nomination," and he reached out Chomsky speaks about U.S. later returns in Colorado. to Buchanan's supporters. foreign policy, business, and ^ Hui' ■ Clinton's victory was a long "To those who have been with world order In the annual time coming for the candidate me in the past but did not vote for Edward Lamb Peace Lec- who loomed large before a series me today, I hear your concerns ture series. of character controversies stal- and understand your frustration led his campaign in New Hamp- with Washington," he said. Q Page four. shire. Campaign spokesman George Stephanapolous said it In the Democratic returns would give the Arkansas gov- from 51 percent of the precincts Book review: ernor "just the bounce we need in Georgia, Clinton had 62 per- John P. Schaefer writes a for South Carolina and Super cent, Tsongas 18 percent. Jerry new book about Ansel Tuesday," when several southern Brown was third at 8 percent, Adams's works and gears it %/ and border states vote. trailed by Sen. Bob Kerrey at 5 for the amateur photogra- Clinton hoped to parlay his win percent and Sen. Tom Harkin, 2 pher. into success next week in several percent. The BG Ncwi/J.y Murdock southern states, and wasted no In Maryland, Tsongas had 42 Q Diversions, page five. USG candidates and supporters inundate a potential voter with campaign materials outside the Union time in attacking Tsongas as an percent to 30 percent for Clinton Tuesday morning. Students wishing to vote can do so today at the Union from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and at Jer- advocate of "a refined version of with the first 10 percent of the ome Library from 4-10 p.m. 1980s style trickle-down econom- precincts tallied. Brown had 9 Outside campus ics." percent.

Protest continues: EAST ST. LOUIS, HI. (AP) Israel's Begin suffers another heart attack - Eighty-two-ycar-old dan- byG.G. LaBelle cer and choreographer The Associated Press minister "was breathing on his own." banon invasion. Katherlne Dunham left the Michaeli blamed a "disturbance in his blood supply" He shared the Nobel Peace Prize in 1978 with Presi- hospital on the 31st day of for causing Begin to lose consciousness. dent Anwar Sadat of Egypt for his efforts in achieving her fast to protest the forced JERUSALEM - Former Prime Minister Menachem Begin, in frail health, has previously suffered several the U.S.-mediated Camp David accords. return of Haitian refugees. Begin suffered a heart attack today and was rushed un- heart attacks and was hospitalized for a fractured hip Begin resigned in September 1983, suffering from "My body is just waiting, conscious to a Tel Aviv hospital, where he was in critical last year. depression because of the death of his wife, Aliza, a year peaceably suspended. I'm condition, a medical official said. The wiry, bespectacled Begin, a major figure in earlier and Israel's involvement in Lebanon, which led not hungry, and I'm not Begin, 78, was still unconscious about four hours after modem Israel's history, steered his right-wing Likud to large peace demonstrations in Tel Aviv. thinking about food," she he arrived at Ichilov Hospital, said Dr. Dan Michaeli, bloc to power in 1977, after the center-left Labor Party Begin's son, Benjamin, a member of parliament who said Monday from her bed at the hospital's director. had ruled the country for its first 29 years. is tipped as a future Likud leader, was at his father's St. Mary's Hospital just be- He was paralyzed on his left side and placed on a re- Likud still is the governing party 15 years later. bedside, along with daughters Leah and Hasia, Israel fore her release. spirator, Michaeli said. Begin signed a peace treaty with Egypt, the only Arab radio reported. She was hospitalized Feb. Michaeli said Begin's condition had deterioriated country to reach a settlement with Israel. But he also Begin has remained in virtual seclusion since his res- 16, but Dr. Albert Jolivert since he arrived at the hospital, when the former prime led the country into its most divisive war, the 1982 Le- ignation. said Dunham no longer needed hospitalization. She has lived on sips of cranberry juice and an in- Faculty downs term limits travenous solution of glu- New legislation cose and amino acids. Dunham has been protest- Senate amendment called insulting and restrictive ing the U.S. government's decision to send back could add a year thousands of Haitians who by Kimberly Larson fled their troubled home- The BC News land. "This group does not have the respect they like to think they have among their to CPA program The Faculty Senate voted colleagues. Increase the base. We've got UyJohn Kolilstrand Lottery against an amendment yesterday which would have limited the to get new people in here. Besides that, editor CLEVELAND (AP) Here senators to two consecutive we've got to get Blinn out ol here." terms. A proposal to require an extra year of college for students are the Ohio Lottery selec- Eliott Blinn, Faculty Senator tions made Tuesday night: In addition to the term limi- planning to take the Certified Public Accountants (CPA) exam tation, the proposed Academic has Ohio students divided between higher salaries later versus Pick 3 Numbers Charter amendment stated that higher college costs now. senators must sit out for one year partment - a problem which "Anyone who says [the pro- posed amendment] is taking 0-0-5 before they could be eligible for should be reformed. The bill would require all new CPA applicants to complete 150 re-election. Sen. Peter Wood also spoke away the rights of faculty to run semester credit hours or 225 quarter credit hours, 30 more than (zero, zero, five) for Senate is ridiculous," sen. El- Faculty Senate Chairman against the proposed amend- now required, beginning in the year 2000. liot Blinn said. "Most of the fac- Pick 4 Number* Leigh Chiarelott said if the ment. Supporters of the bill, which has passed the state Senate and amendment had been approved "First of all, I think it's insult- ulty on the Senate get re-elected could receive a House vote later this month, include the Ameri- by the Senate, it would not actual- ing to the electives," Wood said. because they're the only names can Institute of Certified Public Accountants and the Ohio Ac- 0-1-0-2 people know." (zero, one, zero, two) ly have been put into effect until "Secondly, if one group in a countancy Board, which says it will encourage universities to about the year 2000. multi-group turns over regularly, Blinn said the Senate was a produce higher-quality CPA graduates with better-rounded edu- closed system, and the only per- Cards During the debate, senator the people who stay tend to lose cations. Roger Anderson said he did not power." sons who understand its opera- About 14 percent of Ohio's current graduates pass the CPA tions are the present senators. 4 (four) of Hearts think there was a problem with Wood said it was sometimes exam on the first try, compared with 30 percent in Florida, the number of years the persons beneficial to have persons in the This lack of understanding may 6 (six) of Clubs which requires five-year accounting programs. elected served. He said the prob- Senate who have experience. contribute to the negative faculty Alisa Leathers, president of Bowling Green's Beta Alpha Psi 3 (three) of Diamonds perception of the Senate, he said. 4 (four) of Spades lem was within the specific de- Other senators were against accounting honorary, said she supports the bill because it would partments. the amendment because they "This group does not have the thin out the number of CPA graduates and lead to higher salaries "The colleges should try to en- respect they like to think they The Super Lotto jackpot is said there would be serious prob- for the entire profession. courage people to run [for Sen- lems in the smaller colleges, have among their colleagues," $8 million. "There's quite a bit of competition in the field," Leathers said. ate]," Anderson said. "The Sen- which have fewer than 50 faculty Blinn said. The 150-hour requirement's tendency to discourage account- ate cannot control what the col- members and find it difficult to "Increase the base. We've got ing graduates is precisely why the bill should not pass, accord- lege does." find faculty willing to run for of- to get new people in here. Be- Compiled from staff and sides that, we've got to get Blinn Anderson said many senators fice. See CPA, page four. wire reports. are elected because nobody else However, a number of senators wants the position in their de- spoke in favor of the amendment. Sec Faculty, page four.

•• Opinion page two The BG News Wednesday, March 4, 1992

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214 WEST HALL MATTHEW A. DANEMAN FRANK ESPOSITO BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY INSIDER EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 43403-0276 TRISH DAVIS CYNDIPRADA COPVRICHT 1992, The BG News NEWS EDITOR CHIEF COPY ED. Irish abortion rights wrong

AAyhat you do outside your country is treatment at the hands of the state." V Vyour own business. It appeared as if Ireland were perse- The Irish Supreme Court finally al- cuting the young woman for something lowed a 14-year-old girl who was alleg- she had no control over - something she edly raped to leave her country to have did not want to happen in the first place. an abortion. The emotional trauma of rape is hor- Irish law forbids abortion unless the rible enough, and in this case it was pregnancy is a danger to the mother. compounded when the country the vic- The law also allows abortions within 72 tim lives in squelched her freedom of hours of conception using 'the morning choice - freedom to travel -- like a after' pill. grape. Because of the Irish officials' in- During the trials, the court barred the sensitivity to a 14-year-old's problem, girl from getting an abortion in her own this issue sparked international atten- Bring back Ronald Reagan country, then forbade her to travel to tion. England to get the abortion. Although the incident did reopen the What right does a government have to doors for discussion about abortion, it A look at good and bad attitudes toward the economy do this? Governmental intervention in did nothing to relieve her pain, nor did private affairs went out with the failed Yesterday and today students the top tax rate on wealthy indi- it resolve the case at hand -- whether a on campus are voting to elect the viduals. (What an innovative coup in the now-defunct Soviet Union. country has a right to keep a citizen in- president, vice-president and at- James Walters idea.) Meanwhile, Irish officials are proba- side its boundaries forany reason. large senators who will serve in Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey bly wondering why this issue caused It is interesting to note that after the Undergraduate Student supports "taking what we have such a stir around the rest of the world. several groups - including the Roman Government next year. now and developing a new pro- For one thing, why did the Irish Catholic Church -- announced they were I am going to go out on a limb gram for economic growth based government keep one girl in the coun- in support of the young woman leaving, and predict the ticket of Jason on education, information, imag- try when 4,000 others leave every year the Irish government started singing a Jackson and John Babel will ination, conservation and in- to get abortions? different tune. come out victorious when the re- vestment." Additionally, this isn't a pro-life or a sults of the elections are an- He proposed reducing the def- pro-choice issue ~ this is a human issue. The right amount of pressure is nounced 11 am. Thursday in the icit by cutting domestic spending Alan Shatter, justice spokesman for enough to change any government's po- Prout lounge. something' to help the economy by 25 percent and defense spend- Ireland's main opposition party, said, However, a different presi- while actually doing nothing so ing by 40 percent. sition. dential election is beginning to he won't make it worse than it Kerrey is also in favor of "No girl or woman who is the victim of kick into high gear and I thought already is. middle-income tax relief, which rape should ever again find herself and It's amazing how the politics of the it deserved some attention. But enough about the presi- he would offset by raising taxes her family put on trial in such circum- world can persuade one country to fol- So far, the main issue in the dent. With the help of Howard on the wealthy. stances and suffer such barbaric low a basic rule of freedom. 1992 national presidential elec- Gleckman of Business Week Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin is basi- tion has been THE ECONOMY. magazine, let's turn to the Demo- cally an old-fashioned populist. President Bush's approval rat- cratic presidential candidates He would allocate more money ing on his handling of the econ- and see what they have to say for roads and bridges, education omy is now a dismal 19 percent. about THE ECONOMY. and health care. The science of religion Jimmy Carter was the last presi- Arkansas Governor Bill Clin- Harkin proposes to pay for dent to achieve such a poor rat- ton has a fundamental message these programs by dropping all ing. which propels his economic poli- foreign spending commitments This is in response to Greg persuade (but not coerce!) Wat- But while the media, candi- cy: the government has the re- and slashing defense spending. Watson's column in the Feb. 21 Jim Taylor son to consider the possibility dates and just about everybody sponsibility to help people suc- He is also in favor of cutting The BG News "Oh, tell me what that the heart and the mind need else is busy giving Bush the shaft ceed, but individuals have the middle-class taxes and raising is religion ...". While I join Wat- Guest Columnist not be at odds. He said "the over the economy, several facts obligation to work toward their taxes for the wealthy. son in deploring coercive evan- romantic side of me would love to have been left out. own success and return some- Finally, former California gelistic techniques, I disagree think there is an afterlife but my For instance, more than a year Governor Jerry Brown supports with many of his claims and find it doesn't follow that one relig- logical side does not buy this." ago, when the media and the pub- cuts in payroll taxes and long- some of his reason wanting. ious claim is just as likely to be I am sympathetic with Wat- lic were clamoring about the But while the media, term capital gains taxes, but His argument for the claim true as another and there may be son's plight, however, as a Chris- economy, the president was candidates and just about wants them incorporated in a "[religious] beliefs should not be more reason - short of proof - to tian philosopher, I do not con- meeting with his economic ad- everybody else is busy broader growth package that in- forced onto others" appears to believe some things rather than sider it illogical to believe in God visory council to get advice on cludes infrastructure investment be: 1) religious claims cannot be others. or an afterlife. Though these be- what he should do to 'help' the giving President Bush the and a tax Increase for wealthy proven or even shown to be more Watson appears confident that liefs may fall short of conclusive economy. shaft over the economy, Americans. plausible than competing relig- the following claims are true, proof, I believe there are noneth- The overwhelming opinion of What we have seen is a quick ious positions and there is reason each of which is inconsistent eless good reasons to think that the council was to DO NOTH- several facts have been left overview of what the Democrats to think some of them are false: with a number of central tenets the longings of the human heart ING. In fact, if the top econo- out want to do with U.S. economic and 2) given this evidential situa- of Christianity: 1) human beings for immortality need not be in mists in the country were asked policy. Essentially, it is all rhet- tion, religious believers ought exist without some sort of divine vain. what they thought the president oric and overused economic cli- not to push their views on those intervention; 2) the ideas of Jim Taylor is an assistant phi- would do, 45 of 50 would have an- ches. who disagree with them. Heaven and Hell are merely hu- losophy professor at the Univer- swered DO NOTHING. thing to society. What we need is someone who Watson asserts "we should re- man inventions; 3) "human be- sity. So the president took their ad- He backs tax cuts for the can stand up for an economic pol- member religion is based on ings are nothing but some of the vice and did nothing. So did the middle class and capital-gains icy that will work. Perhaps more ideas, beliefs and theories, things most complex chemical reactions economy. In fact, it may have reductions for Investors in new people should look at the econom- which cannot be proven by any in the universe;" 4) there is no gotten worse. businesses. He also favors more ic policy of President Ronald living being." He then insists life after death: and 5) the simole Now the president is being spending on public works and in- Reagan which produced the human existence without divine Correction teachings and life of Jesus "have blamed for doing what he was creased investment in education. longest period of economic Intervention is "not only ... possi- been miscontrued, added onto In the Feb. 27 edition of The advised to do by the nation's best But Clinton also said, "We've growth in the nation's history. ble, but... scientifically proven." and fictionalized" to make him News , "Coaches' salary increase economists, who certainly know got to move away from the old On the other hand, maybe what He goes on to summarize bio- "ultra-human." causes stir," the Board of more about the country's econ- Democratic theory that says we we should do is find someone who logical experiments which alleg- These claims are not confir- Trustees' April meeting was in- omy than the president or you or can Just tax and spend our way wants to raise taxes on the rich, edly establish this. But isn't this mable on the basis of empirical correctly reported. The date of out of any problem." Hallelujah. recklessly cut defense spending, purportedly proven claim a the meeting is April 10. I. science alone but are instead In fact, the public is still wait- Massachusetts Sen. Paul and 'spur growth.' theory, the kind of thing which philosophical and/or theological ing for the president to do some- Tsongas' main economic goal is What's that you say, bring back cannot be proven? Perhaps Wat- claims requiring philosophi- In the Feb. 27 The BG News to restore the U.S. manufactur- story "Presidential candidates thing to 'help' the economy. His Jimmy Carter? son only meant proof is not pos- cal/theological argument (nega- ing base. He supports capital- NO, please, NO! state recycling goals," it was in- advisers are now saying the sible in religion. But if so, he tive claims about divine inter- economy is beginning to come gains tax cuts, a tax credit for Perhaps what we should do is needs to tell us why science correctly stated that apartment vention, Heaven and Hell, the ex- around and the best course of ac- spending on research and other bring back Ronald Reagan. yields knowledge based on proof istence of souls after death, and residents could pay $10 to tion is to leave it alone and let It incentives for investments in and religion does not. receive a curbside recycling box. divinity of Christ are just as theo- correct Itself. new ventures. James Walters is a a sopho- Moreover, even if we suppose logical as positive claims). USG presented this incorrect In- So the trick for the president Is Tsongas proposes paying for no religious claims can beproven, formation at its last meeting. more political science major and In closing, I would like to try tc to appear as if he is 'doing these tax incentives by raising a columnist for The BG News. BG News Staff Rabbit Run Thomas Cicirelli

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5:15 J.A. Holmgren Letters to the Editor Columbus ads Bikers should think to stop theft The BG News: Put your lock through both thC chilling to some I'd like to add a safety tip along tires and frame. The lock may with the ones listed in The BG not reach the rack If you've got a The BG News News article, "Cyclists beware: kryptonite-style lock and if you Recently, the Columbus Chill criminals are watching." park front-first. But you can al- organization has been running I'm no pro on theft, but I have ways lean your bike up at the end ads InThe BG New» which pro- an idea about what may have of the rack or put the front tire mote an upcoming hockey game caused a recent bike theft. It ap- over the top of the rack, like with the Erie Panthers at the Ice pears the bike had been parked - more people are doing. Arena. One particular ad pro- front wheel first - in the bike Lastly, If you park a more ex- vides ample explanation for why rack. A kryptonite-style lock was pensive bike on campus and have violence against women still pre- used to secure the front rim to a kryptonite lock, lock it proper- vails in society. the rack. ly: remove the front tire, and The heinous ad offers hockey But this bike - like many oth- make your lock go through the as "cheap therapy" for "unresol- ers nowadays - had 'quick frame and front and rear tire. ved anger" against mothers, pro- release' wheels. This means it It takes less than one minute voking its audience to consider didn't require a wrench to undo for someone to steal 'the rest' of "deep down, when she was at her the front tire from the bike ... or, your bike. Maybe two if you don't Queries of multiculturalism worst, didn't you want to check in this case, the bike from the have quick release. Don't be the her real hard into the boards?" tire. next victim. In Its most idealistic, and, I College in Massachusetts last The moral is this: securing Chris Killer Superficially, the ad appro- suppose, original, interpretation, fall. In an effort to ensure cul- priates the therapy metaphor for either the frame of a bike or the Brian Baddour multiculturalism seems like a Guest Columnist tural sensitivity, a female its own questionable commercial front tire to a bike rack can leave Junior practical concept which the edu- government professor was rep- purposes, trivializing the real the rest of your bike vulnerable. Computer Science cational system of the near fu- of the camp often attacks con- rimanded after a student com- difficulties endured by many ture should emulate to serve our ceptual distinctions between plained that an exam question sufferers of mental illness for Erma's World Jeff Helt pluralistic society better. rational/irrational, was anti-Muslim. the purpose of selling tickets. An educational curriculum male/female, history/myth as a The question asked: "Is Islam But this ad is particularly which truly gives equal con- hierarchy designed to privilege useful in the modern world? De- offensive and outrageous when it sideration to various perspec- the first half of the paired cata- scribe the role of Islam in the po- promotes force as a viable cath- tives is a curriculum I would gories. litical development of two coun- arsis for pent-up hostility of any support. However, like most However, they are not so much tries in the Middle East since kind and offers violence against good ideas caught in the web of concerned with removing the World War II." Substitute the women as an acceptable form of American bureaucracy, multi- barriers of distinction as they are word 'Christianity' for 'Islam' amusement and gamesmenship, culturalism has come to mean with merely reversing the order. and how many multiculturalists given the connection drawn in different things to different peo- Instead of Western/Eastern phi- would cry foul? Instead of en- the ad between a hockey game ple. couraging students to think, the and revenge against the mother. The term has become a shield administration at Smith College behind which a wide array of (Supporters of seems to be sending a message to While the ad itself furthers ig- interpretations can hide with students that they should un- norant, repugnant and dangerous equal impunity. Many supporters multiculturalism) choose to questioningly accept non-Chris- assumptions about the role of of multiculturalism fail to recog- jump blindly on the tian ideas. Sounds more like ideo- violence in relation to women, nize the fundamentally different logical excluslveness than multi- perhaps the greatest atrocity interpretations that have e- rhetorical bandwagon ... culturalism. committed against the communi- merged from that camp. whether the interpretations Interestingly, one of the criti- ty in general and women specif- Instead they choose to jump which guide the wagon cisms that many multicultura- ically in this situation is the ease blindly on the rhetorical band- lists have against current college with which the University will- wagon, apparently not caring, or actually represent the curricula is that students are ingly aligns itself with the organ- knowing, whether the interpreta- essence of the disproportionately exposed to ization promoting such blatantly tions which guide the wagon ac- Western works. misogynistic ploys to increase its tually represent the essence of multiculturalist ideal. profits. the multiculturalist ideal. Such The very titles we assign our- One wonders to what degree unquestioning supporters reduce selves reflect this balance: Po- and for what amount of money the issue to an oversimplified lish-American, African- the University is willing to con- case of 'us' vs. 'them,' or 'tradi- losophy or literature finding American, German-American, tinually prostitute itself when tionalists' vs. 'multiculturalists.' equal representation, many Lebanese-American and so on. condoning such organizations The problem with this simplis- multiculturalists are calling for a Before jumping on the bandwag- and their marketing strategies. tic perspective is its failure to role reversal. Socrates and Lao- on, make sure it's going where it recognize that many so-called Tzu do not share equal billing but says it's going. multiculturalists'interpretations trade places, emphasizing the Mark Graves more closely resemble the same non-Western and dismissing the Chris Miller is a stqff writer for Graduate Fellow old unicultural ideals which have Western. It's a continuation of The BG News. Department of English tainted our education system. the same old mistakes, only the Instead of advocating equal names have changed. representation of ideas, many An example of the unfavorable Located multiculturalists merely wish to impact that such attitudes can 372-6945 in the shift the emphasis from one ex- have in an institute of learning Sure, you may think University treme to the other. This segment can be seen in a case at Smith hotkey is a violent Union HAIR perverted example UNLIMITED of male math is mo. 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page four The BG News Wednesday, March 4,1992 Local man Linguist sees 'new order' develops Chomsky talks of U.S. conquest of Third World

by Michelle Banks process to various names, including im- nations provide a "service The BC News perialism," Chomsky said. function" to developed nations Given to his usual skepticism which allows exploitation of clean coal The dawn of a "New World of political theories, Chomsky resources and workers for de- said the United States contin- veloped nations' advantages. by Christy Virgo Order," despite Communism's The BC News demise, probably will have the ues to practice this ■centuries- Developed nations can only old role. In addition, the United exploit Third World countries same characteristics as the Bowling Green native Albert Cold War era, Noam Chomsky States has always played the if a strong nationalism does not role of the enforcer, invading exist in those countries. Calderon has developed a coal told a standing-room-only conversion process to remove crowd at Tuesday evening's places to protect the world "It doesnt matter what a from Communism. country's policies are, we (the the sulfur from coal and convert Edward Lamb Peace Lecture. it into liquid fuel. Chomsky, a professor of lin- However, now that the once- United States) will happily powerful Soviet Union (now support brutal tyrants as long Calderon's research is part of guistics at MIT, chronicled the the Ohio Coal Development Of- history of the 500-year-old the Commonwealth of Inde- as it follows their service func- pendent States) no longer tion," Chomsky said. fice's clean coal technology pro- Columbian era which con- gram established in 1985 to Im- tained the two worst demogra- poses a threat, government of- Third World countries which ficals in developed nations develop a sense of nationalism prove the marketability of the phic catastrophies in history - state's high-sulfur coal, which is the drastic reduction of the must find other premises to or stray from their service kill, torture, slaughter and par- function are usually invaded the most environmentally- population in the Western hazardous coal mined na- Hemisphere and the destruc- ticipate in chemical warfare to by wealthier nations under attain additional wealth, he ex- some premise that will solidify tionwide. tion of Africa by the slave The state has stepped up de- trade. plained. the country's service role. "It's not surprising; it goes velopment efforts to clean Ohio's Both of these atrocities coal in response to the 1995 com- with the turf that the biggest Chomsky attributed to the de- He cited the U.S. invasion of pliance deadline for reduced sul- thug on the block controls the Panama as an example of how velopment of American colon- fur dioxide emissions established ies and Europe's conquest of indoctrination system and is political policies have re- The BC Ntwi/Llnda Lcac under the acid rain provisions of the world. able to present a picture of mained the same since the the 1990 Clean Air Act Amend- reality that is satisfactory to its "A major theme in world his- 'New World Order." President ments. As part or the Edward Lamb Peace Lecture series, Massa- Bush told the American public tory has been a confrontation interest, however remote it Utilizing a $1 million grant chusetts Institute of Technology professor Noam Chomsky between the conquered and the may be from the truth," Chom- an invasion was justified to speaks on "World Order: Old and New" In the Business Adminis- from the agency and a $12 mil- conquerors on a global scale. sky said. capture drug lord Manuel Nor- lion federal grant from the Fed- tration Building Tuesday night iega The forms have been given Chomsky said Third World eral Department of Energy, Cal- deron built a full-scale model to CPA test the process. He began construction of the the bill would mean another year Continued from page one. state-wide scholarship fund from spect in comparison to other five- crease performance. A study by test model in Alliance, Ohio, in of college costs for already fi- CPA license renewal fees to help year programs like engineering the Ohio Accountancy Board in- 1989 and expects to have it oper- ing to Arun Murthy, a student nancially burdened college stu- poor students pay for the extra and architecture, which attract dicates five-year programs help ating by July of this year. government member at the Uni- dents and at least $3.6 million in year of education. higher-quality students. maintain high performance Calderon's conversion process versity of Cincinnati. extra higher education costs for "The funding as proposed is State Sen. Betty Montgomery, levels, but a study by the Presi- breaks coal down into two gases "They want quality people, but taxpayers. grossly inadequate," said USG R-Perrysburg voted for the bill, dent's Council on Integrity and in an air-tight heated chamber, they want us to pay for it," he Increased college costs will senator Michael Brennan, who which cleared the Senate 20-12. Efficiency reported no signifi- then combines the gases with an said. hurt the access minorities and voted to oppose the bill while State Rep. Randy Gardner, gant Increase in performance olesulfurizer which removes the The Ohio Student Association, low-income students have to the proxying for USG president R-Bowling Green, said he is as from auditors with graduate de- sulfur. spurred by a UC student accounting profession, Murthy Mike Sears at last week's OSA yet undecided on the issue, but he grees over CPAs with bachelor's According to Calderon, the government bill, voted to oppose said. meeting. has received letters in support of degrees. process removes between 96 and the measure. According to OSA, The senate bill establishes a The fund would raise between the plan. 98 percent of the sulfur from UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO $50 and $100 annually for each of "Some of the smaller account- Faculty high-sulfur coal. Ohio's 2,600 accounting majors, ing firms are opposed to it, and After the sulfur is removed, OSA executive director Rob No- some of the larger ones are for Continued from page one. the components are combined to Let GSB© Take you on ssesaid. it," he said. out of here," he joked. make syngas, or rich gas, and low Leathers said the bill would Experts are also divided over Sen. Emest Ezell said it was BTU gas, also referred to as lean the Best Spring Break help the profession gain more re- whether five-year programs in- important to have new senators gas. in the system to "get a breath of Rich gas is converted to meth- fresh air." anol, which can be used as a fuel of your life. Sen. 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Hail to the Chief? Why should we?

Connell Barrett

Back in grade school, I was pretty stupid, which Is why I al- ways thought I would some day grow up to be president of the United States, or at least some- thing requiring comparable Intel- ligence, such as a bowling ball dispenser or, perhaps, a bowling ball I was duped Into such lofty as- pirations as a result of listening to several of my teachers who, by virtue of their patriotic orations, convinced me thatanyone could Copyright th« traitrei ml the Ansel Ad.mi Publishing Klghti Tru« be president: "Most of my photographs made before 1930 were of distant grandeurs," Ansel Adams said. "But as I Teacher "Yes, class, any one learned the inherent properties of camera, lens, filters and exposure, I also gained the freedom to see of YOU can grow up to become with more sensitive eyes the full landscape of our environment, a landscape that Included scissors the leader of our land, as long as ■nd thread, grains of sand, leaf details, the human face and a single rose." (left)Ansel Adams's Self- you don't mind being despised by Portrait, Monument Valley, Utah, 1958. (Above) Rose and Driftwood, San Francisco, California, circa the majority of the nation, having 1932. two-bit Middle East dictators Copyrlghl the trances of ihc Audi Adami Publishing Rlghtf TruM with poor hygiene call you a "beer-swilling, cud-chewing, dec- adent, satanic pig-dog,' and have all subsequent lavatory trips Photography book aims at amateurs shadowed by the Secret Service. Yes, boys and girls, any one of work. you can be president, as long as by Tim Norman was unable to start a book geared An added highlight is the use of Those who know of Ansel you're not short, black, female, photo editor "All art is vision penetrating toward beginning photogra- numerous quotations from Adams remember him best for Jewish, semi-repulsive, unchar- phers," Schaefer wrote in his Adams and his books. These give his photography of western the illusions of reality, and ismatic or liberal... or a Demo- preface. "It was to be written at a a feel of Adams's presence in the For most people the name An- America. It covered such areas photography is one form of level suitable for the novice who actual explanations within the crat." sel Adams brings only slight rec- as Arizona's Grand Canyon and In my family, voting has never wished to make fine photographs book. ognition. But for photographers, California's Yosemite National this vision and revelation." been a big issue. My five broth- but lacked the technical back- In addition to the quotations it often brings Park and Death Valley National Ansel Adams ers and sisters always thought of ground, equipment, and experi- are 21 two-page spreads using forth images of Monument. ence to utilize or easily under- pictures and extensive excerpts turning 18 more in terms of the some of the But Adams was more than just fear of being tried as an adult Techniques of Photography by stand more advanced volumes." from the book Examples: The finest photog- a photographer. He taught pho- than they associated it with a civ- John P. Schaefer, published by Basic Techniques of Photogra- Making of 40 Photographs which raphy of the tography classes and wrote Little, Brown and Company, this phy presents exactly what allow more insight into how- il obligation to elect public offi- 20th century. several books detailing his artis- cials, so they (the public offi- gap has been narrowed. Adams would have wanted in a Adams obtained the artistic and Images such tic and technical approaches to Schaefer, who was a friend of book such as this. This book ex- technical quality he did. cials) can partake in vitally im- as Rose and photography. portant duties, such as voting Adams, is a scientist, photogra- plains the basics while maintain- As for content, the book ex- Driftwood, San Yet, amidst all the photography themselves exorbitant pay pher and author of several tech- ing an easily understandable lan- plains everything from pho-. Francisco, Cal- books Adams has written, there nical books, including How to guage and format for a serious tographic paper to camera len- raises. So I feel a certain mission ifornia circa is no book for the basic photog- In this the first election year in Use the Zone System for Fine amateur. ses. Schaefer even goes into the 1932; Moonrise, rapher ~ one which would give B&W Photography. Schaefer is It maintains the style of artis- different formats of camera* which I can legally cast a ballot. Hernandez, New Mexico, 1941 the serious amateur a stepping But, now that I've grown a little currently the president of tic and technical Instruction that from 35mm to 8 x 10 cameras. andWhire House Ruin, Canyon de stone to Adams' other, more ad- Research Corporation and a was popular with Ansel Adams in Schaeffer also gives a fairly older and wiser, I've come to the Chelly National Monument, vanced books. realization that anyone who trustee of The Ansel Adams Pub- his series of books The detailed explanation of film pro- 1942immediately come to life in Now, however, with the book lishing Rights Trust. would want to become president Camera.The Negative, The Print my mind when I think of Adams' An Ansel Adams Guide: Basic "[Ansel Adams] planned but See Adams, page seven. must have the intellectual capac- and Polaroid Land Photography. ity of a Jello Pudding Pop; this, consequently, would explain both the Democratic and Republican = fields. The Highbrow Hotline Bush, it seemed a few short months ago, would be unbeata- by Melissa Henry of the black women writers' movement, including Alice this itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie black and white polka-dot ble. He had won the war. His ap- The BG News Walker, Gwendolyn Brooks and Jane Cortez. The pre- column, what could possibly be more highbrow than at- proval rating was sky-high. His sentation will take place in 121 West Hall, and will be an tending a performance of "Amadeus" at the Eva Marie hair looked cool. Everything was excellent way to wrap up Black History Month. Next up: Saint Theatre in University Hall? Not a whole lot, as far - swell. But recently, he's hurt Hey there, hi there, and welcome to another addition I'm not sure if this Is highbrow or not, but there is a bil- as Diversions can tell. Student tickets are $4 for this to- himself. Not only is unemploy- of the Highbrow Hotline (or something similar). Hope liards tournament in progress this week at the Union's be-outstanding performance, 8 p.m. both Friday and ment at, like, 820 percent; not this past week found you somewhere near an art exhibit, Buckeye Room, in honor of the annual appearance of Saturday. only is he losing the war on MFA reading or concert. If not, or even if so, there are pool great Jack White. White will then be giving an ex- drugs; not only did he go to Japan other-amazing, fun, educational -lsh things to do this hibition there on Friday at 11 a.m. and noon. It's free, By the way, what do you suppose the idea of calling . as a spokesman for 'Great Buli- week. and cool. usDiversions is? The word seems to have negative con- mic Presidents in Favor of Trade First off, for importance - there will be a "dramatic And guess what...there's a 7:30 p.m. fiction reading at notations, perhaps, as if things on this page are weird or I Imbalances.' But last month he literary performance" given on Monday at 8 p.m. by art- Prout Chapel! Two highly-recommended prose students something. It seems to be, perhaps, making a statement won the New Hampshire Pri- ist Pat Rosezelle. The performance Is entitled "Spin a will be reading their material: Trina Knight and Wendy about the personality characteristics of the persons who mary by startlingly small num- Song for a Black Girl," and will consist of Rosezelle's Miles. Be there or be a quadrilateral. write for it. But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Guess bers, boosting Buchanan's confi- presentation of various essays and poems by members OK, now for what appears to be the very last entry of I'll just tuck my tail and go play with my flame-thrower. dence, allowing the president's chief rival to donate his ego to the Smithsonian. But Bush's biggest problem United Under Marley Show, stars lies in his campaigning: he's painfully dull, possessing all the wit of a breakfast Danish. And, to highlight like most politicians, he just can't answer a direct question: TV Festival Reporter Mr. President, will you raise taxes again? LOS ANGELES (AP) - Hiil Street *• Bush: Well, Bobby, I can't quite Blues and Star Trek: The Next say for certain whether or not, Generation will be among series with the current economic situa- featured in the Museum of Tele- tion being as it is, and regarding vision and Radio's 9th Annual our great geo-political state as it Television Festival. were, considering all together, Screenings will be at the Los . whether or not we should toss out Angeles County Museum of Art. the bedpan just because the frog They will generally be followed lost Its training wheels. by discussions with cast, crea- Reporter You're dodging the tors and executive producers. question, sir. For example, on March 6, the '. Bush: Okay, okay, in answer to entire cast of Beverly Hills, your . . . LOOK! BEHIND YOU! 90210 will join Aaron Spelling ITS A GIANT CHICKEN! and Charles Rosen for a discus- (the media, distracted, turn sion after the snowing of the se- around) ries. Reporter He's gone! After screenings of Police Sto- The Democratic field Isn't ry, March 11, Ed Asner, Angle looking a lot better, but. In all Dickinson, John Forsythe and honesty, I know nothing about James Farentino will be among ^ them, mainly because when Paul those who will join in discussioti Tsongas or Jerry Brown begin and take questions. explaining their respective poli- Tk*BGN>wnAJa4aL»c • cies on education or defense, my The closing event will features- mind begins wandering, contem- Performing at the Reggae Tribute to Bob Marley, Tyehlmba, In the Northeast Commons. The eighth annual tribute was spon- Mary Tyler Moore in a reunion of s. which means "We stand as a nation," plays for about 125 persons sored by the University Caribbean Association. the entire cast and crew of TJat- - See Barrett, page seven. Mary Tyler Moore Show. Ink Shows

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Group orients Christianity Cost and timing Homeless toward African Americans defeat Portside find shelter by Genora Rutherford by Bridget Shannon The BC News "IWs ministry gives young African Americans feflowshio The BG News in 'House' and allows them to relate as Christians and as African by Bridget Shannon African-American University Americans." Toledo's now-defunct Portside Marketplace was a classic case The BC News students find life and studies eas- of great expectations. ier with the strong fellowship of Brian Rome, Christian Outreach Bible Ministry The marketplace opened In May 1984 and was built to reno- the Christian Outreach Bible President vate downtown Toledo's waterfront area. An Urban Develop- Over the Christmas Ministry (COBM), a relatively ment Action Plan grant was obtained and used toward the $17 season the former Portside new Christian organization million it cost to build the marketplace, but the greater part was Marketplace In downtown African Americans have sur- The ministry has been in exis- minister or evangelist leads the supplied by private donations. However, Portside couldn't sur- Toledo housed many of the vived the impacts of racism, op- tence for a year and a half, and congregation through Bible read- vive In Toledo's struggling economy and closed its doors in Sep- homeless. The tunnels and pression and a stolen history for the response from students is ings. The services have been well tember 1990. glass-enclosed entryway to a long time through a strong favorable. Project head Jim O'Neil offered two reasons for Portside's the building were lined with Christian foundation. "For a college student like my- received. Within one semester, downfall. dozens of homeless persons Despite the fact that Christian- self who has been busy with attendance increased from seven "The operating cost was higher than the generating costs," due to the poor economy ity has a connection with main- work, school and activities, it's to 40 persons. "With God at the O'Neil said. "We (also) lost lots of downtown employment and and cold weather. taining African Americans' en- important to have an outlet," said center of the ministry, it contin- those were the people it was targeted to." A spokesperson for the slavement by purposely trans- junior ethnic studies major Cora- ues to prosper, because students Linda Woggon of the Toledo Chamber of Commerce said a Toledo Chamber of Com- forming the Word of God to suit a sse Germany. "Every human be- have come to our church services number of factors joined together to hurt Portside. merce said the homeless slavemaster best, African Amer- ing has a spiritual void, and it is at Prout Chapel and were or were "First, (Portside) was built and opened before the convention were "allowed to stay [in icans were still able to focus on great to be a part of an organiza- not saved, and it gave them center opened, so no tourists were coming in," Woggon said. the hallway] during the the message and glean from that tion like Christian Outreach Bi- direction or enhanced their walk Convenience also was a factor. holiday season." the truth. ble Ministry that can fulfill that with God," Rome said. "The mix of stores in Portside is the same at the local mall, so "The city didn't enforce The importance of Christianity spiritual need, although the ulti- no one would come downtown to utilize the facility." eviction until alternate is evident because of the recent mate fulfilling comes from Jesus Deneen Watson, COBM activi- Woggon also explained that because Portside was constructed shelters were found," ac- jam-packed visit of Josh and the Christ." ties chairwoman, agreed. mostly of glass, the building wasn't energy-efficient. cording to Bruce Gybe of presence of other Christian or- "Considering I got Involved to O'Neil added that many Toledo residents misunderstood Port- Toledo Mayor John ganizations at the University. Last semester, COBM pro- increase my relationship with side's purpose. McHugh's office. The Christian Outreach Bible moted Christian unity with Cam- God, I feel it is important to dis- "It wasn't meant to save the [Toledo] economy," he said. "It Almost all of the home- Ministry was founded by two pus Crusade for Christ, BGSU cuss the Bible among peers, and wasn't a major blow to the economy [when Portside closed], but less who moved out of the University students, Brian Rome Bible Study and Student Chris- with people that have a firm un- to the Toledo image." "It wasn't built to save the economy but to marketplace moved into the and Jeff Smith. They believe tian Fellowship in the form of derstanding of the Word," she provide an attraction to tourists and make the riverfront area Resurrection House, a re- African-American students can- stajis. songs and Bible readings. said. "The environment also has nicer," Woggon said. As far as Portside's ultimate fate is con- cently-opened homeless not go home regularly to attend a strong impact on uplifting re- cerned, a proposal was sent to Gov. George Volnovich's office to shelter. The B/adereported church and hear the Christian Christ Awareness will be cele- ligion for a student like myself transform the building into a science center. The proposed it took more than two years message. They then developed brated the weekend of March 14 who has been busy with work or center would be called the Center of Science and Industry. It is of work to convert the COBM, which has endeavored to and IS to recognize Jesus' con- school. [It] Is great to be a part of hoped that the center will be federally funded. three-story, former cut- become the missing Christian tributions. Because every other an organization like Christian "We have received a firm assurance from the governor's of- rate hotel into a shelter. foundation needed for African famed hero has been acknowl- Outreach Bible Ministry." fice that we will get the money for the center," O'Neil said. According to the United Americans. edged, it is necessary to at least COBM offers a Bible study O'Neil explained that Toledo city government is very excited Way, 190 families sought , "This ministry gives young give a weekend to glorify Jesus, Monday nights at 8 p.m. in the about the center because it will be a family-oriented facility. A shelter at the Toledo Com- African Americans fellowship Rome said. Taft Room of the University comedy club and a dance club were also proposed as uses for munity Service Center in and allows them to relate as Union. All Christians are wel- Portside, but were turned down because they would both be al- 1991. The center only Christians and as African Amen Church services are per- come. cohol-related. serves families. In addition, cms,"said Rome, the COBM formed in Prout Chapel every "The center will provide hands-on interaction with the exhi- Toledo's St. Paul's Commu- president other Sunday, where a different bits, which will pertain to Northwest Ohio," O'Neil said. nity Center served 80,000 DAFFODIL DAYS Some exhibits would most likely focus on Toledo's reputation meals to homeless people in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARE COMING. as "The Glass City." that same year. (MARCH 17 A 18) Preferred Properties ► Blotter Office in Cherrywood Health Spa-8th & High ► ♦ Robert Hauzie Jr.. 18,49 Apple Hall. psychological health center reported police car parked in front of the campus 140 N. Main St. police said. A Kent, was cited for underage consump- Monday that she is treating a former Uni- police station while two officers were ♦ A woman who has an ad in the ► tion and Robert Wagmiller, 22, 448 versity student who was raped in June standing in the lot. 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Bush-Yeltsin summit set Senator says remarks were Leaders to discuss arms reductions, economic aid by Donald M. Rothberg that Bush would press the Senate The republics' leaders have pro-America, not anti-Japan The Associated Press to ratify the pending Strategic generally agreed that the new Arms Reduction Treaty (START) Commonwealth of Independent by Lucy Soto weeks later when he suggested that Americans before the June summit and that States should exercise joint con- The Associated Press lack a work ethic. WASHINGTON - President he and Yeltsin would formally set trol over nuclear weapons - Christine Rose of the Japan America Society Bush announced Tuesday that he a subsequent goal of reducing about the only area of broad In Seattle thinks Hollings Is sending a dangerous and Russian President Boris each nation's arsenal to 2,500 to agreement within the CIS. COLUMBIA, S.C - Sen. Ernest Hollings says message. Yeltsin will hold their first for- 4,500 such warheads. If the four republics sign a he was just responding to Japanese criticism "I think he ought to read a few more history mal summit meeting June 16 in Bush and Yeltsin emphasized START pledge, said a Senate when he told workers they "should draw a books," Rose said. Washington. They'll try to use their mutual friendship and re- source, the Bush administration mushroom cloud and put underneath it: 'Made in Hollings' comment "promotes a racist kind of the two-day meeting to establish spect after a three-hour meeting would probably press the Senate America by lazy and illiterate Americans and emotional response instead of Intelligent facts new momentum toward eliminat- at Camp David, Md., on Feb. 1. to ratify the treaty, which calls tested In Japan.'" that we need to deal with right now," she said. ing additional thousands of stra- But the Russian president also for reducing strategic nuclear Hollings said he used the World War II image "As a senator he needs to take responsibility for tegic nuclear warheads. cautioned that, "if the reform in forces to 8,000 to 9,000 warheads of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, which the economic state this country Is in and not In the post-Cold War era, Russia goes under, the Cold War each. killed thousands and hastened the end of the point a finger of blame at another country. He's agreements to reduce nuclear Is going to turn Into a hot war." Less clear was what the United war, because he wanted to show that he was the one making policy." arsenals have been easier to At the June meeting, the two States could offer Yeltsin in eco- tired of Japanese criticism. Mary Earle, executive director of the Japan achieve than U.S. commitments leaders are expected to try to nomic aid. The 70-year-old Democrat was touring South America Society of Georgia, said politics cloud for massive financial assistance move toward agreement on the Carolina's Roller Bearing Co. of America plant the issues. to help Russia stabilize its floun- broad disarmament goals each The summit will take place less Monday when he made the statement to about 90 "To me that's an irresponsible and unfortu- dering economy. has recently outlined. than a month before the Demo- workers. The comments drew applause from the nate comment, as are the comments the That could prove even likelier Yeltsin and other leaders of crats select their candidate for a workers at a plant in Harts vilie. Japanese have made about American workers," for a summit taking place In the former Soviet republics are challenge to Bush in a campaign "I'm not Japan-bashing. I'm defending against said Earle, who says her group has 11,000 mem- midst of a presidential campaign. scheduled to meet In Kiev March in which hard times at home look America-bashing. When you defend America, bers. 20. U.S. officials are hoping the like the dominant issue. they want you to apologize," Hollings said in a "When issues like these get Into the political Bush said he and Yeltsin would leaders of Russia, Ukraine, Be- statement Tuesday. arena they get like a football thrown around that "get into the nuclear and military larus and Kazakhstan - the four That left open the question of "I made a joke to make a point; the Japanese doesn't allow people to concentrate on the good questions, and then the joint states with strategic nuclear whether Bush would feel able to speaker was wrong when he said that American aspects of both countries." efforts in support of reform in weapons - will pledge to adhere offer a substantial commitment workers are lazy and stupid." Russia." to the reductions In the pending of U.S. foreign aid during a polit- He referred to comments by Japanese Par- People tend to forget that the two countries Speculation in the capital was START agreement. ical challenge at home. liament Speaker Yoshio Sakurauchi in January are very Interrelated and interdependent, she about the American workers. Sakurauchi said U.S. workers were lazy, un- said. Adams Barrett productive and illiterate. Japanese Prime Minis- Hollings spokesman Andy Brack said the Continued from page five. Continued from page five. ter Klichi Miyazawa fueled the controversy two senator was not trying to attack Japan.

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page eight The BG News Wednesday, March 4, 1992 BG battles improved WML) by Matt Schroder sports editor "They have an Influx of new plenty of playing time tonight is players who are much more ath- freshman Floyd Miller. In Satur- letic and physical than in years day's loss at Miami, Miller The 80s were not exactly kind past," Larranaga said. "And played for Just the second time in to the Western Michigan men's they've become so much better 12 games and responded with 10 basketball team. on defense." points and eight rebounds, both The Broncos managed just two Western had only won 18 MAC career high. winning seasons In that 10-year games over the last four years, a span, the last one being 1981-82. dubious statistic which the "When we came back from Bowling Green holds a 55-25 se- Bronco seniors must have been Holland, Floyd was in the eight- ries edge over Western, includ- tired of hearing. man rotation, but then he hurt his ing 17 of the last 21. "Being a veteran team with all knee and couldn't practice well," But with the new decade came the starters back, they've played Larranaga said. "But he's fine new life for the Broncos. With all with real determination to get to now and the Miami game gave five starters returning from last the MAC tourney," Larranaga him a chance to show the things year's team, Western has built an said about Western. "They've he can do. 18-7 overall record and gone 9-5 been out of the post season for in the Mid-American Conference. the last two years, and they're "He's learning to play with The upstart Broncos come to really motivated. They were much more patience on offense," Anderson Arena tonight at 8 p.m. picked number nine in the the coach added. "His poise is to face the Falcons, who are a preseason." starting to show also. The Miami game behind Western at 8-6 in Tonight's game marks the last game may end up being a bless- the MAC. BG lost big at Miami on time seniors Tom Hall and Kirk ing in disguise." Saturday while WMU was beat- Whiteman will play at home. Lar- ing Central Michigan, 101-94 in ranaga said Whiteman will join The Falcons are trying to for- overtime. Hall in the starting lineup, to get the Miami loss as quickly as keep with the tradition of start- they can. Larranaga says if he's Bowling Green coach Jim Lar- ing the seniors in their final going to lose, it might as well be ranaga has his theories why home game. by a large margin instead of Western Is finally enjoying suc- dropping a heartbreaker. cess this season. A newcomer that should get "It's probably more difficult to shake a one-point loss because everyone replays the game in their head, thinking of how one or two plays could have made a dif- | BrT T i •V GOOD LOCATIONS r T ference," Larranaga said. "One ■gjV a*sL or two plays made no difference g CLOSE TO CAMPUS: in Miami." a "We had a good practice Mon- 5 Hurry! Only o few left for Foil '92 day," the coach added. "This 55 or the following locations: I team has as good a work ethic as g any we've had." I 522 E. Merry - 1 left! s Si s Field Manor - 2 left! Frazee - 5 left! • Abortion through 1 The BG Newi/Jay Murdock Ridge Manor - GOING FAST! 17 weeks • Morning after Ray Lynch looks to pass over Da- Coll for more information treatment vid Scott of Miami ID BG'S loss on TITJ MHtf Saturday. ar 352-0717 PROUD TO 135 SOUTH BVUM, 224 E. Wooster BE PRO-CHOICE 531-1311 16 N. Huron THE Summer Rates Available! Toledo, Oh. 43604 Phone TANNING (419) 255-7769 or 1-800-589-6005 CENTER

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EY THI Kl Y Wednesday, March 4,1992 The BG News page nine Smith returns to McDonald Wolverines beat icers steps down Buckeye football by Randy Setter man Brian Holzinger accel- side with three minutes to go. sportswriter erated from the BG blueline to Coach York called a quick KENT, Ohio (AP) - Kent Sta* the Wolverine goal and lit the time out to settle his team and COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) ~ Ohio But after Cooper left the meet- basketball Coach Jim McDonalA lamp on a shot past Shields. set a play. who has a 10-year record or State football coach John Cooper ing, Uzelac "pulled out a tape re- The Michigan senior icers The goal came a little too late Will Clarke left the net as the said Tuesday star running back corder and accused me, basical- 147-138, announced his retire- enjoyed their final regular for the Falcons who were down team moved up ice into the U ment Monday effective at thi Robert Smith's decision to rejoin ly, of damaging his family and season game of their career at 4-1 after the goal. The goal of M zone, giving BG a four- the team wasn't related to the end of the season. his career," Smith said. home, but it was the sophomore marked Holzinger's 13th of the on-three advantage. departure of the assistant who Cooper would not say what was goaltender Mike Shields who season, scored at the 10:55 The strategy payed off as Smith says told him to skip class. ■ said at meeting. came up big to shut down the mark with Llew Ncwana pick- Todd Rierden scored at the McDonald, 57, has an 8-18 re- Uzelac resigned Feb. 21, saying BG offense for the 4-2 victory. ing up the assist. 17:39 mark to draw the team cord this year with one regular Cooper said Smith decided to he wanted to pursue other coach- Shields stopped shot after A fight ensued after Wolver- within two goals. season game remaining. return to the team before ing opportunities. shot including a close call two- ine Aaron Ward crosschecked The Wolverines countered offensive coordinator Elliott Cooper said Smith will be able on-one Involving Martin Jir- Brett Harkins. Harkins took with an immediate time out to His teams made it to the Uzelac resigned last month. to pursue his academic career. anek and Peter Holmes. Jir- exception and the two dropped regroup. National Invitation Tournament Smith also intends to continue anek and Holmes passed it the gloves and exchanged in 1985, 1989 and 1990, the only "There wasnt any one thing with the track team. back and forth, crisscrossing punches. Dan Bylsma and The time out helped out the Kent State teams to make a post- that broke the ice," Cooper said season tournament. u "There's no question that he up the lone defenseman, but Chris Tamer got into it and Wolverines as Jiranek had the in a telephone interview. "Robert Jiranek could not finish for the can continue to be a college ath- started waltzing toe-to-toe. All only opportunity to score with and I have talked off and on since score as Shields snatched his four players involved received the season ended." lete and pursue his studies," he 1:08 remaining off Holmes' Six of McDonald's 10 teams shot out of the air. four minute double minors and pass, but goaltender Steve had winning records. Kent State said. BG's offense did not spark both teams were forced to Smith, who broke Archie Grif- Smith didn't blame Cooper for Shields swatted the puck away had only three winning records until the third period as fresh- skate with three players to a fin's freshman rushing record at problems he had with the coach- before Jiranek could shoot it in its previous 30 seasons. Ohio State in 1990, quit the team ing staff. in August. Smith said Uzelac told "I think it should be clear that "Jim McDonald has been a role him to miss a class to attend coach Cooper and I have never model, not only for his players, practice, but Uzelac denied say- had a problem. Throughout all of but for coaches at Kent State ing that. this he's been a great help to me, Women try to sweep Broncos University, the Mid-American and willing to talk to me," he Conference and basketball Smith stayed at Ohio State and said. by Erik Puplllo coaches throughout the nation,'' from the field, including a scald- joined the track team. He said he Cooper agreed. sports writer said Kent State President Carol ing four of four from behind the "We're down to our last few wanted to concentrate on being a "My mind has been made up A Cartwright. for a long time that Robert three-point arch to total 23 games and we're looking medical student. He also con- The Western Michigan wom- sidered transferring to Stanford should come back. The door has points. forward to playing solid "His emphasis is truly on the always been open to Robert. The en's basketball team brings its Andrea Nordmann played a student-athlete. He will leave a or Southern California. 'walking wounded' into Anderson hard feelings are gone," he said. solid post game inside to end the every night." void in his profession and we Arena to face a 21-4 BG squad. contest with 14 points while Judit Cooper told his players Tues- Uzelac could not be reached to Jaci Clark, worn en's wish him well." comment. His home telephone The Broncos have five non-s- Lendvay and Talita Scott each day that Smith will rejoin the cholarship players on their ros- Athletic Director Paul Amodio team April 2 for spring practice. number is not published. added 10. basketball coach ter due to a plethora of injuries Freshman Kina Brown paced said McDonald had brought "I told the team this morning Smith, a two-time Ohio Mr. "great respectability and credi- he is coming back and of, course, Football at Euclid High School, incurred this season. Along with Western with 29 points, making their injuries, Western bring a j bility to our basketball program: they're happy. I'm happy. rushed for 1,126 yards in his several trips to the free throw cons won't overlook the hapless 2-23 overall record and 1-13 in Everybody in the basketball Robert's happy," Cooper said. freshman season and was select- line. Broncos. the Mid-American Conference, world recognizes the qualities ed Big Ten Conference freshman "We have to do a job on her in- "We're down to our last few including 11 straight losses into that make up our program." of the year. side and avoid committing fouls games and we're looking forward "The important thing was to tonight's contest. on her the way we did in the first get him back before spring prac- to playing solid every night." Amodio said his staff would BG won the first contest at Ka- game," coach Jaci Clark said. Tonight's game will be the last use the upcoming post-season tice. There wasn't any magic The Buckeyes finished 8-4 last lamazoo 84-73 going away. The Charlene Osterling jump about when we announced his re- season, including a fourth con- home game in the careers of tournament period to begin look- Falcons jumped out early on the hooked 19 additional points for seniors Katie McNulty and Kathy ing for a replacement for turn," he said. secutive loss to arch-rival Michi- Broncos and never allowed them Broncos, but beyond Osterling gan. They also lost to Syracuse in Koch. McDonald. into the game. and Brown, Western was held in "Its their last home game, so Smith was not available for the Hall of Fame Bowl. BG was paced by the red-hot comment. His telephone number check. I'm sure it'll have some person- McDonald, a native of New shooting of sophomore guard nal meaning to the both of them," York, previously served as an as- is not listed. But he said in pub- Cooper on Monday promoted Lori Albers. She shot nine of ten lished reports that he. Cooper line coach Joe Hollis to replace According to Clark, the Fal- Clark said. sistant coach at Toledo and Bowl- and Uzelac decided during a Uzelac as offensive coordinator. ing Green State and as a head meeting Feb. 12 that Smith would Hollis, 43, joined the team last coach in the prep ranks at Ottawa return. season. FRIENDS DON'l LEI FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK Hills and Sylvania in northwest Ohio.

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INTRAMURAL OFFICIALS NEEDED SOC- is brought to you by UAOI walerpump $900.00 352-1644 2 Bedroom-2 Bath Ph 353-6398 you know' According to Bertex Laborator- CER OFFICIAL - MANDATORY CLINtC Janeane Ga rolls Io - Comedians 1 or 2 roommates needed immediately thru August 10th for sublease ol apt near campus! 1984 Kawasaki GP2 550. ■s. Inc 1989. not all contracepove techniques MARCH 17. 500-8:00 PM IN SRC AR- will be appearing FREE Great condition Very fasti! CATCH THAT SUMMER FEELING ftre effective m preventing sexually transmitted CHERY/GOLF ROOM APPLY IN 108 SRC Friday, March 6 at 9:00pm University Village, rent neg. Call Mike Summer Apts. 353-7203. Must seel $1000 00 Neg 352-2939 diseases BY MARCH 17 Dan Logan opens at 8.30pm at So be in the Galley (lower level) APARTMENT FOR SUBLEASE Super rates! Cleveland Cavalier Fan? LAST DAY TO VOTE USG ofHarshmanQuad FRIDAY from beginning of May to end of August. 1985 Nissan Sentra Automatic, AC, AfvVFM R.E. 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Very large. 2 bdrm Call Darin at 354-0701. * Organization Groovy Roomlee "Truth is tor the ever living Efficiency & one bedroom apartments next meeting will be loving inspiration liberationr* GRATEFUL DEAD Dinette table and four chairs. $75 Wed March 4, B30pm OPEN HOUSE I need Hamilton Fn/Sal Will trade Dotrots availablt Call Mecca Management at Campus Uanor Patio door drapes. $50 353 5800 ■ Rm 203 West Hall Theta Chi • DOMINIC • Theta Chi anoVor $tt 352 6643 2end tables. $20 each 505CloughSt.Apl. B15 Congratulations! BE IN WASHINGTON. DC. Housemate wanted. Male • non-smoker. Own Toaster oven, $1S Houses ft apartments for 1992-93 school year. We're proud of you 12 month leases only, starring in May. 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CPM - software, manuals JOIN WFAL AT HOWARDS CLUB H ON FRI included. Good for word processing $20000 WE OFFER DAY THE 6TH FOR A "SPRING BREAK Obo. 352-6127. leave message NEED A 2 BR? ' Top Commissions' WARM-UP" COME DRESSED IN BOXERS Campus Manor E MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMtimiiii » * Monthly Bonuses' New Portable CD Player AND JOIN IN OUR LEGS CONTEST. ARE 615 Second Street ' Car Allowances * Programable/Car adaptor included YOUR LEGS WHITE, TAN, HAIRY. SKINNY. 841 Eighth Street ' Flex Scheduling' $100.00 OBO 3520743 Tm MUSCULAR? THEN JOIN WFAL AND YOU 777 Menvllto ' INC Magazine 100 Rated' RENT NOW FOR FALL 1992 COULD WIN Pnces starting at $395.00 ' $365-Million in 1991 sales ■ PRIZES - PRIZES - PRIZES - PRIZES Nintendo . 4 games • $80 R.E. MANAGEMENT WFAL Rowing machine • $35 352-9302 • MANAGEMENT OPPORTUNfTES' Call John 353-1810 20-DTD-20 COLUMBIA Interviewing by Appointment only Cany Rentals John. Must be available March 5th or 6th Two U2 tlcketa lor sale. 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(Be Update editors say... I The SPRING BREAK Staff 9£ And en the eighth day. He created a week for college stu- the stink of cynicism (or is it Scott's Reeboks?) surrounding I dents everywhere to drink and party In wild abandon, this "story." (un)dressed In thong bikinis and speedos with nothing to For those of you who don't go for the craziness of sand Editor Marci Stork 1 and surf, how about Whitewater rafting or backpacking, 1 shelter them from the sweltering heat but a thin sheen of Asst. Editor Christina Wise suntan lotion and sweat, and he called it SPRING LIVE (well, sort of) from Michael Zawacki and Marcl Stork. BREAK. Get a new perspective on New York City with assistant Design Deirdre Tiell That's right, folks. Welcome once again to Update editor (and the prime reason Director of Student Pub- OS magazine. This week we're focusing on that wild and zany lications Robert Bond's hair Is turning grey) Christina 1 Wise. Photographers Linda Lenc SB vacation tradition which puts fear in the hearts and minds ft of every mom and dad and causes your average hedonistic Or for those of you not going anywhere particularly ad- Tim Norman college student to jump and shout for joy. venturous or exciting, like home, find out where to get the i We're here to tell you where the boys are, where the finest in "fake" tans (sun poisoning not included). You can Tegan Schlatter girls are, where your wildest dreams will become reality stay in Bowling Green and tell all your friends you went to 1 and your credit cards wtfl explode. Hawaii! Writers Amy Applebaum SB Whether your week of fantasy will take place in Florida, And then groovy editor chick Marcl Stork will even show I Matt Daneman w Texas, the Wild West or across the borders where different you how to get there and have a good time without owing ft laws make even Daytona look tame, we'D tell you how to your life to the VISA cops when you get back. ••.*«':■'. ft -••-■ Theresa DeFranco ft get there, what to do there and most Importantly, who will All this and more from some of the finest (or not) writers be there. in the land of BG schmooze. Scott DeKatch Mariann Ghazal, Georgia Morgan will take you down So grab your suntan lotion and crack open a beer (or a soda pop if you're not of the legal drinking age), sit back, Mariann Chazal Interstate 75 to, you guessed it, Florida. Panama City and CM i Daytona Beach are preparing for the swarm soon to come relax and delve into the world of spring break with us here Julie Hamilton and these two beach babes are here tell you all about it. at Update. 1 And making their way to Key West (If wishes were hor- It will change your life...NOT. As If. (One never knows, Georgia Morgan ses...) are Christina Wise and Michael Zawacki. though, does one?) Or make a run for the border to Cancun with Scott Tonya Peters "Yes, I do swim in the buff" DeKatch. We apologize for The Editors I Morella Raleigh Ift Michael Zawacki m On the cover: The cast of Bowling Green 43403 (yes, they're all students here!) from left to right: Michael Kaiser, I Wendy Wilkinson, Jeff Moore, Caroline Roser, Chris Michaelis, Stephanie Gangemi, and David Israel.

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The KODAK Panoramic 35 •frr' I '. Camera is just one in the $39.95 KODAK Fun Saver 35 Camera • Compact design 3tAr Series. Try them all. • Focus-free • Auto odvance . • Auto flash ST w/flash $14.99 M: w/o flash $«.59 NSSM $11.69 MS? $12.99 ■><■•? -JM i ■ i I'M ■ ■ ■ Vi ■ ■ ■ i ■ 11 n 11 ■ ■ i ■ M 111 ■ ■ 11111111 ■ i ■ ■ i ■ i ■ 11 ■ 111 ■ M 11111 ■ M ■ 11 ■ 1111 ■ 1111 n i ■ i f i fV-i f ff^rrrrrrrTTt Make a run to Cancun Planning for the by Scott DeKatch spring break but a chance for rich college kids to go down South and see how many students from other spring schools they can sleep with in a week's time? People can get blasted anywhere. What is a vacation Conformity Is the hobgoblin of small minds when the beaches are so crowded you can't even stand Dare to be different. still without bumping into someone? break getaway Deviate from the norm. Of course, I'm being a sarcastic weasle, but that's me. htibyAmyAoplebaum Amu Annlahatim ^"^^ Break the nies (rules?) I'm sure spring break is a great opportunity to meet That's what some University students do when spring people from all over the country. It's a great cultural ad- break rolls around. Instead of going with the flock - that venture. Why, students should get a few credit hours for is - to FLORIDA - SOME people have the coullions to it. For me, spring break is a time for peace and quiet- no school, no work, lots go ELSEWHERE for their week of wildness. A popular Yeah, right. And pigs will fly out of my butt. Spring of sun and the time to read something- anything I'm not required by some alternate spring break location is Cancun, Mexico. break is one of the most overrated things that goes with overly enthusiastic or annoying pro!, to read, that is. According to Chris Peiffor at First Class Travel De- being a college student. You go to some beach (proba- With this in mind, I made the only logical decision: I'm road tripph' it to Pan- sign, Inc., 102 N. Main St., Cancun is a more popular bly in Florida, which Michael Brennan will teD you ama City Beach, Florida with my compedres. It's not a very big place, but hey, if border location than South Padre Island in Texas. She doesn't even exist), get drunk for a week straight and It's possible to squeeze 10 people into a phone booth (and I know for a fact It is), cited price as a possible reason. sleep with anything that moves. why not cram 450,000 people into one small city? "The week package is cheap," she said. "It's not The next week, you wake up with a killer hangover I'm relatively indifferent about the crowds, though- My only real spring break Florida and Its on the beach." and a rash that won't go away. criteria was lots-osun and a pretty beach. Panama City has both. (Not to men- Wendy Vaughn at Holiday Travel, 140 N. Main St.. Then you go through a severe state of mental angst tion it was the cheapest trip available.) said she also found Cancun to be a hot spring break because you are stuck, once again, in the ugly, windy Originally, six of us attempted to decide where exactly we should go. spot Midwest. Of course, the fact that you just forked out a We considered New York, but It's too cdd. "Cancun's been a big spot for spring break," she load of money en somethxxj you can't even remember We considered the Keys, but it's too far to drive. said. "It's something different and in Mexico (students adds to your depression. Not to mention the rash, We considered Daytcna, but then, It's not on the Gulf. under 21] can drink." which after a few days becomes puss-filled and burns. We considered Clearwater, but aD of the hotels we had discounts to were "There's a lot more to do in Cancun," said Traci Of course, you tell everyone that spring break was already booked solid through April, which wasn't a surprise considering our late Elder of Travel Unlimited, Inc., 198 S. Main St. "There AWESOME, because anything that an alcoholic college start. arc a lot of clubs, the hotels have private beaches and student can't even remember has to be AWESOME. During this unavoidable decision-making process, "we" dwindled in number the prices are good. The water is very clear and you can And your peers wll admire you for drinking and screw- from six to three- be assured though, we're an excited three. go snorkeling. And a lot of things are within walking dis- ing like the k>ve

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We know that with 15,608 students on this campus there has to be at various spring break plane. leaat that many different spring break plan*. Actually, the whole Idea was just to prove that not eueryoneis going to Panama City, Florida. You know, like walking the dog, visiting grandparents, going to the beach, traveling across the continental United States, writing compli- Tegan Schlatter, our faithful photographer, scanned the campus cated computer programs that will become obsolete within three looking for people with unique (or not) expectations for their week- months (sorry, computer cynicism enters into everything when you've long vacations. looked at a green glowing screen for 12 hours straight.) She learned that people do some pretty Interesting things when Five interviews obviously isn't a repressnlstive sample of 15,608 they have a whole week free. students, but that's how many people we decided to ask about their This Is what she found.

Ben Brecher, graduate student Mu- Jodi Jaros, junior Elementary Edu- Jay Adams, sophomore English Peter Holmes, senior IPCO major Yevonne Townley, junior Broad- sic major cation major major cast Journalism major "I'm going on break to Florida, I "I'm going on tour with the men's "Panama City, Florida. I'm going "I might be going to Athens, Ga. to think. With a group of individuals- "I'm going to have an awesome chorus on the east coast. We have a with the head of the Phi Taus, I think. the 40 Watts Club and will probably c male individuals." time getting my wisdom teeth free day in New York City where we'- There are two guys who are leading stay in a roach-Infested motel." pulled...sounds like a fun and exciting re staying on 42nd Sheet at the Ma- It." time. My dog'D be there..." dison Hotel."

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If journey through time and space. you're heading for Florida for spring "It's totally incredible." Bonhert break this year, you may want to make said. "Michael J.Fox came for the Florida Keys a stop in Orlando and check out Uni- ride's grand opening and after he got lotions by Michael Zawackl and Christina There is also an abundance of live versal Studios, where you can be a star off said, 'Now I finally know what Wise coral and tropical fish for snorkders (or at least make believe you are). Marty felt like going through time. who want to explore living coral reef With a valid college ID and $19.92 There b also an Alfred Hitchcock provide in the 73-74-degree water surround- ($10 off regular admission), you can spectacular where you can witness a ing Key West. take a walk down Hollywood Boule- menagerie of film techniques and spe- Key West: the mo« southern place The night life on the Keys is even vard, Fifth Avenue and Rodeo Drive cial effects used by the master of sus- shelter in the United States, equipped with hotter than the daytime temperatures. all in the same day. pense. by Christina Win everything the average college student Simmons said there are a hundred needs for spring break. different restaurants, dance clubs and "It's a party kind of place," said bars en the island, the most popular Dexter Simmons, president of Para- night place being Deval Street. It's that time of year again. Movie magic at College students everywhere dise Promotion in Key West. "There are so many bodies on the "All spring breakers hang out on will soon be "beaching" them- beach you can't see the sand," Sim- Deval Street," he said. selves. And as sun is a major mons said,"only suits and flesh." This year one of the more popular tngredlent to any beach vaca- Universal, Fla. tion, it's a good idea to take Key West attracts about 10,000 Deval Street bars, Fat Tuesday, wtfl spring breakers a week during the five sponsor the 1992 Spring Break along suntan lotion with an SPF weeks of the year designated as Olympics, featuring bikini, wet t shirt factor suited to your skin. 'spring break*. and sex change contests (No surgery, SFF stands for sun protection "This place is happening for spring just clothes swapping). factor. It measures how long a break," Simmons said. According to Simmons, finding an product will protect your skin He attributes Key West's relaxed affordable place to stay is not too diffi- from ultraviolet rays. (Before atmosphere and fun environment to cult. you start getting crispy, that Is.) be the main attractors of party seeking To figure out how long a sun college students. "It all depends on where you stay," product will protect you, multip- "It's so laid back it's unbelieva- he said. "There are some reasonable ly the time you can stay in the ble,"Simmons said, "As long as peo- places on the beach such as a Days sun without burning by Its SPF ple behave themselves the police bin, a Holiday Inn and a bunch of level. usually don't interfere. small, reasonably priced motels." For example, if you can stay For Ohio students though, Key in the sun for 15 minutes with- The police force does intend to West may not be as popular this year out burning and you use a sun- keep the partying-population in line, as cither "hot spots." screen with SPF 15, you can though. Included si Key West promo- Ten Whirtington Jones, owner of safely stay in the sun for 22S tional packages is the folowing brief First Class Travel Design Inc.. 102 minutes--three hours. list of "friendly" warnings from local North Main St., said the most popular If you're not sure which SPF authorities: spring break location this year is Pan This larger-than-life theme Bonhert said a big part of the attrac- is right for you, skin care spe- LI Do not drink and drive, always ama City, Florida - Key West isn't park/movie studio boasts blockbuster tion is viewing a reenactment of the cialists have developed a list find a designated driver. even close. movies, rides, shows and attractions. filming of scenes from Hitchcock's based on skin type: U If you are not yet 21, avoid the Brad Bonhert, Universal Studios most famous movies where audience O If you have normal to deep spirits or you may be involuntarily es- "It's so far down that air fare is publicity coordinator, said March 20 Is members get to participate. colored skin, your SFF level can corted. much more expensive and driving the first week of the spring break In the section from P$ycho, entire be as low as two. U Obey local parking laws or YOU takes a lot longer," she sa-J. season at Universal Studies and the scenes are filmed and then shown to Q If you have medium skin or WILL BE TOWED. Whittington-Jones also said Key crowds really start to pick up. the audience with a volunteer portray- tan easily, your SPF level should West doesn't offer many packages "I can't say exactly how many peo- ing "mother." be at least four. Also included is advice against dis- geared toward students. ple will be here," he said, "but it According to Bonhert, though, the Q If you have a light complex- crimination, as it may disrupt the should be pretty crowded." best part is when the audience puts on ion or bum before tanning, your friendly atmosphere - Key West is KeUie Zenz. manager of AAA Trav- Bonhert said the biggest attraction three-dimensional glasses to watch a SPF level should be at least home to a variety of different lifestyles el Agency, 414 East Wooster St., said Is the rides, which all have themes section from Dial M for Murder. eight. and races. a lot of people have made plans for from movies such as King Kong and Something goes wrong with the □ If you bum easily or have There are plenty of activities for one Key West in the past, but not as many £ 7". Each cne is set up en the back lot projector and tearing sounds fill the fair skin, your SPF level should to indulge in if tired of the beach. this year. where it was filmed. For example, theatre followed by a 3D reenactment be at least IS. Simmons said island watching by "I personally haven't noticed a theGhosIbuslers attraction is on the of The Birds. Bonhert said many Q If you always bum and are scooter is the only way to go. trend toward Key West this year, at New York set. screams accompany this portion. Im- extremely fair skinned, your "Everyone that comes down rents a least with people flying," she said. He said the most spectacular attrac- agine giant crows speeding into your SPF level should be at least 25. scooter," Simmons said," It's the only "No one is sure about how many stu- tion by far is the Bock to the Future face. From Sun Smart Choices way to get around." dents may be driving, though." ride where thrill-seekers board an by Vaseline tntensiue care. 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Ml-1«tS (Corner of Poe & Revere) 30Z-UU01 i page 8 March 4, 1992 Update|ME Students storm Sunshine state Daytona Beach promotes long tradition of most popular spring break hot spot by Georgia Morgan tying. These events Include: pool deck breakers with open arms. They still parties, frtsbee contests and other expect college students to abide by the beach festivities. laws, but do not want to come across Where to go? Where to go? Those The events are held at the Howard like the bad guys, ToBey added. of you traveling to Daytona Beach- Johnson Hotel which Is, according to - BEWARE! Prepare to be swamped Hawaiian Tropic International Coor- He also stated the iicrease in police with a plethora of promotional tactics dinator Mark Fine, "the center of patrol Is necessary because of the in- claiming spring break In Daytona Is world spring break activities.'' flux of people during spring break. He the only way to go. That means most college students, said he feds the maki problem the Hawaiian Tropic leads the way in who will probably stay at the more e- police force has is controlling pedes these promotions. Among the promo- conomical motels with names like The trian and traffic congestion, with very tional ploys is the Miss Hawaiian Tro- Sand Cave, will have to walk up the few arrests made. pic International Beauty Pageant, beach to get involved. "Less than one percent of arrest which supposedly anyone can enter. This is also the first year for mer- situations occur during the spring Investigate, though, and you will chants to include invitations from the break season," Tolley said. find not Just anyone can become Miss police and mayor of Daytona ti their Before setting out on your week- Hawaiian Tropic. Only international publicity packages as promotional long adventure into hedonistic diver- models can compete for this title. ploys. sions, take time to look into what may The pageant, nine years old and in- Public Information Officer Al Toley really be in store in Daytona. It may volving representatives from over 40 feels the Daytona Police have gotten a not be all you read it would. countries, offers the winner up to bad wrap in past years. Debbie Shumway, Daytona Beach $100,000 in cash and prizes. Chamber of Commerce administrative Last year's winner, not exactly in- "The main goal of the police force assistant, said the city Is very depend- ternational, was Scarlett*? Shavot from here Is to provide a safe and fun spring ent on tourism. the place that Invites you to "Say break for everyone," he said. Be aware they may be luring you Yes" -Michigan. Last year a set of rules and regula- there not because they want you to There is also a party with celebrities tions was sent to potential spring experience fun and sun, but to support such as Jean-Oaude Van Damme, breakers to inform them of Florida their economy. Robin Leach, and the infamous Benny laws on topics like alcohol and dis- Hill. These stars will judge the beauty orderly conduct. So if you are going to Daytona In pageant and then attend a movie The police force decided to take a hopes of becoming the new Miss Ha- premiere complete with free pizza and different approach to inform students waiian Tropic or doing lunch with fof S of Florida laws this year because many Diana R«d of the Daytona Beach Police Department pin. ■ "W-lcom. J"* *""*« ""*■**"** • P""3 Jean-Oaude, don't hold your breath. •prlng breaker." button on Motor Officer Marty White's uniform. A. b^kliasco spring breakers saw the issuance of You may have to settle for a wet t-shlrt part of Daytona'. promotional campaign, police arc welcoming atu- There are also activities for those ol the rules as a "warning." contest and no lunch because, hey, dent, with open arm.- but .till don't expect to get away with breaking V°uwr»justwanttokickbackfora This year, the police, In conjunction once you get to Daytona, who can af- any of their laws. week of sun, fun, and uninhibited par- with the city, are welcoming spring ford to eat? Panama City readies its beaches for UAO trip bound for the beach an onslaught of crazy college kids by Theresa De Franco Eric Turner, who traveled with UAO two years ago, said though he by Marlann Ghaial Jarvis said Travel Associates estimates 10,000 reserva- would make arrangements through tions will be made through their company alone. She also the organization agaki, he would not said the company is "the largest tour operator for Panama The countdown has begun! Only ride the bus. "b was Just too cram- City." 17 more days left until spring break ped," Turner claimed. A migration of the wildest species on earth- the typical Travel Associates offers accomodations through several and UAO's Panama City trip, this college student- Is about to take place. This spring break different properties in Panama City, with or without in- year's addition to the list of trips UAO Susbauer said students benefit from the location even/one will be hailing to (or so it seems) is cluded transportation. has been organizing for more than 20 traveling with UAO because it re- Panama City Beach. Sands Inn, which is one of four Miracle Mile buildings, is years. moves a lot of planning responsibility Located In the Florida panhandle, Panama City will where UAO travelers will stay. Kim Susbauer, UAO travel director, from them and provides University have Its "handle" full, with an estimated 500,000 spring Within walking distance are two of America's largest said planning fry the annual trip representatives to contact In Florida If breakers making their way to Its sandy beaches within a night clubs, Spinnaker's and Club La Vela. You can also usually starts at the end of surnrnc* there are problems. Also It Is the only | six-week span. find pool parties, eateries and a shuttle for transportation when UAO requests bids from various university-sanctioned trip. Annual spring break tours to Panama City began last in the same location. travel agencies. weekend and, according to a representative from Panama Student Travel Services will be making accomodations After comparing a variety of offers This year will be KcDic Bumchcck's j City's largest spring break fun spot, Miracle Mile Center, for more than 3,000 students this spring break. from the travel agencies, UAO de- second UAO trip. the onslaught will continue through April 25. Traditionally serving students from the northeast and cides on the best promotional offer for "When I went to Daytona my Several packages are offered throughout the midwest mid-Atlantic area, this Is the first year STS has focused students. The advertising and hype for freshman year, it was organized and and east coast. Similar to those found in the newspapers' their attention toward Ohio. the chosen spring break adventure carefully planned," she said. "I didn't [ personal section, a wide range of packages are available According to president Jeff Jacobsen. their tours to begin in early January. have to worry about anything. through advertisements which cater to the money-minded Panama City differ from ones offered by Travel Associ- For many years, Daytona has tra- college student. ates, as they don't revolve around Miracle Mile Center. ditionally been the spring break hot Susbauer explained UAO considers Two of the larger agencies offering packages to Univer- "Miracle Mile b at the east end of (Panama City]," spot Susbauer said UAO chose Pan- students adults and responsible for I sity students are Travel Associates and Student Travel Ser- Jacobsen said. "There will be more students staying more ama Cry this year because it is becom- themselves in Panama City. An organ- vices, located in Wisconsin and New York. centrally located this year." ing "more and more popular, while izational meeting will be held before I Travel Associates was chosen by UAO to organize the All the accomodations Student Travel Services offers Daytona is losing popularity." the trip where she said she will advise traditional University-sponsored spring break trip this year. are In the midde of the beach district, "right on the everyone to "use their best Judge- "We give the students what they ask for," Jenny Jarvis, water, "hesaid. Though the same number of people ment." a Travel Associates sales representative, said. "We don't are signing up this year as for past lie to them." Students hitting the Panama Cay beaches with STS will spring break trips, more are opting to There are still spaces open on the According to UAO travel director Kim Susbauer, UAO be offered a variety of entertainment while In Panama City drive on their own. Susbauer said two two remaining buses and a little more I is offering 208 reservations for students to take the trip, such as parties, discount admissions to night clubs and a of the four reserved buses have time to make arrangements for a week I 190 of which have already been purchased. beach shuttle service. already been cancelled. of "fun ri the sun" with UAO! Update March 4. 1992 page 9 Bye bye, beach! I'm heading for the white water by Michael Zawickl and funny. "I was scared, but the tour- guide put me at ease," Houpt said. A woosh and a splash and and Another University student, the adventure of a lifetime be- freshman accounting major Mel- gins; you're white water rafting. issa Rider, was also on the white "It's really exciting," Kim water adventure and said it was Eckardt, a travel agent for Rex an experience difficult to de- Travel, said. "It's an experience scribe. everyone should try,". "It was very exciting," Rider Eckardt said she experienced said, "I liked it because it was the thrill of white water rafting very quick moving." in Beckley, West Virginia during "If you really have an interest a weekend excursion which con- to do it just go do it," she said. sisted of learning the essential Since it's a little chilly to go skills for white water rafting, a rafting in March, the University barbeque and the choice between PEG classes head for the white camping outdoors or lodging in a waters in April. This year two motel room. trips are scheduled, one April 4 "You're so nervous, especially and one April 11. if you've never gone [white water Robert Conibear, who coordi- raftinglbefore, and after a while nates the University rafting on the rapids you're saying to trips, said the students leave the rMMMMJMfcm yourself 'I want more more,' ", University in Trallways buses Backpacking offers a unique opportunity for those who want to get side tracked from the uiual spring Eckardt said. Saturday night, travel to Beckley break vacation. Melissa Arnold, mannager of West, Virginia and hit the water Travel Unlimited, said she would Sunday morning. have trouble describing her first In the past, rafters have stayed white water rafting excursion. overnight in motels. Travel costs, Take a hike with UAO "It's just a rush, I don't know though, have eliminated this por- by Marcl Stork some waterfalls that wets incredible." how else to explain it," Arnold tion of the trip. Williamson said the expedition revolves around a said. Conibear said in addition to base camp where food and camping necessities are Arnold said a one day trip in- saving money, not staying in stored as the group takes one or two to three day hikes cludes helmet, life jacket, lunch motels eliminates the risk of stu- Many college students will be spending their upcom- to explore the area. and a well trained guide, and dents partying prior to their ing vacations outdoors, but some will be putting a new "The trails are usually 10-mile circuits," said Mundo. runs about $60 to $80. riverrun twist on spring break. The Outdoor Rec committee of "(You hike) five miles one way and five back " "I definitely recomend It for . "No hotels eliminates the al- the University Activities Organization offers students He also said the trip is very non-structured so hikers anyone who loves the water," cohol risk and keeps people from the opportunity to spend the week on a backpacking of every ability-level can enjoy themselves. He added Arnold said, "You really get drinking before they get on the expedition. that most of the trails are of moderate difficulty, but ex- drenched." water," he said. "It's been a prob- The weeklong trip will take place in the Blue Ridge perienced hikers can hi more challenging trails. The University offers a one lem before and rafting costs have Mountains of Shenandoah National Park, Virginia, Mundo said the Itinerary isn't set until the group gets day white water rafting trip to gone up, too." uhere hikers are encouraged to practice low-impact there and there Is little supervision. Hikers are not re- West Virginia as a physical edu- According to Conibear, stu- camping as they enjoy the peace and quiet of the wil- quired to stay with the group throughout the week. This cation credit Many students who dents spend six and a half hours derness. allows them to stay within their hiking ability. opt to fulfill their PEG this ellec- on the river and there are usually "We're hoping to give students an alternative to the A $120 fee covers cost of transportation to Virginia, tive have said it is an adventure about 90 students per trip. beach," Tony Mundo. Outdoor Rec director for UAO, equipment, food and campsite. A group of about ten they will never forget. In addition to six to seven stu- said. "It's a way to get away from all the people with a hikers usually survive the adventure eating some fresh "It was really fun, it was a dents in each raft, there is one little more relaxed atmosphere " and mostly freeze-dried foods. blast," said Shana Houpt, fresh- professional guide. Todd Williamson, outdoor rec committee member, According to Mundo, the group numbers are kept man marketing major. Conibear said that in the 10 spent his last two spring breaks vacationing with the small so as "to not destroy the wilderness." "I had never gone before and I years he has been coordinating group. The trip Is "great for people who enjoy the out- Williamson and Mundo warned that some of the hik- wanted to go," Houpt said, the trip thousands have students doors," he said. ing can be strenuous. Anyone is welcome on the trip, "When I found out I could take it have gone. "(There arc| all kinds of deer and wildlife," William- though. No hiking or backpacking experience (or bikini) for [gym credit] I did." Check it out. Maybe this year son said, describing the area. "There wras a hike by is necessary. Houpt said every group had a you can hit the water instead of tourguide who was both helpful the beach Many students are making what choice. Kefce Zenz, AAA Travel Boat, there's "something for may poassbty be the most difficult Agency manager, said droves of everyone" on a cruise- but only If decision of the entire semester- students will be maktn' a run for the you're over 22. - where to go (or spring break. The (northern) border to see "Phantom Travel agent Trad Elder of Travel beach, for most, seems to be the of the Opera." Unlmiied said a poputar alternative best bet. but there are alternatives Zenz also said that although there to the beach B skiing in Aspen. for a vuaek of fun and excitement. WAS a lot of interest in cruises, not "Skiing out west is another popu According to representatives many people actually booked them lar place to go." Vaughn added. from three local travel agencies. because of the prices. "For students 21 and over, the Holiday Travel Service, Travel Un- Taking a cruise may seem like a casinos in the Bahamas are very limited and AAA Travel Agency, fun alternative but, unfortunately, popular." Elder also said. numerous student* are winging there are also age restrictions for their way to New York, California. passengers traveling without par And these are just a few. So hit and Boston to vis* families and ents. Wendy Vaughn of Holiday the beach, the bars, the slopes, the friends. Travel Service added. water- make a creahve choice and Toronto may also be a cool trip Like they profess on The Love have fun! page 10 March 4, 1992 Update |^

tles, hunting lodges and Legoland. Tiptoe through Holland's tulips on Wednesday, then savor exhibitions on Big busts Rembrandt. top trend On Thursday, the Illinois booklet ar- rives with news of state fairs and exhi- by Christina Wise bitions in Chicago and historic towns throughout the state. Newfoundland's colorful magazine arrives Friday, with The latest swrmwear theory news of whale watching and views of a seems to illustrate that, on the quaint town named Little Heart's De- beach, less is more. sire. On Saturday, survey the shops in Places like Daytona Beach, bustling Hong Kong. Rest and recap Panama City and Key West are on Sunday, but if you are still in a trav- becoming real "cheeky" envir- el quandary, there's always next onments thanks to growing week's mail. popularity of the thong bikini. According to Lona Somervi- Tourist office brochures are easy to Ue, a fashion merchandising order. For example, one note or major at the University and phone call to the Scandinavian Tourist owner of Lena's Leotards based Board gets you beautiful booklets in Toledo, more, though, b def- about five countries Denmark, Fin- initely becoming more popular land, Iceland, Norway and Sweden. on top. "I've seen a lot of heavier Tkt BG NrwiAJafe Ltmc If you're interested in domestic des- padding on top in all the stores This display for Princess Cruise Lines - In the window of the AAA Travel Agency on East Woosler tinations, most state and city tourism lately," she said. "Even women St.- If one of many displays to remind us spring travel time Is here again. AAA manager Kellle Zenz information bureaus have toll-free with Barge breasts) seem to said the most popular trips for students this year are "driving to Panama City or Dying to South Padre telephone numbers listed in AT&Ts uont to look even bigger." Island In Texas." 800 directory. The numbers are listed She also said there is a lot of in several travel-related categories heavy lining and firm construc- (Tourism Offices, Travel Information tion in swrmwear now. Suit tops Bureaus, etc.), so if you don't find the that aren't lined are ribbed, with Trip travel brochures: city or state of your choice, look a single heavy cord going down around. Or call directory information over each breast. at 1-800-55S-1212. AT&T is also USA Today'a latest swim- publishing an 800 directory for travel- wear feature said bathing suits related companies. Information b and bikinis are much more fem- Vacation destinations available from the 800 operator. inine thb year and agreed "the by Jennifer Merln(AP) their annual promotional magazines, listing ol special events. So if you ha- bust b a must." brochures and booklets. ven't made your 1992 travel plans yet. If you are thinking of travel abroad, Underwlres and push up pads Usually colorfully illustrated, well let these be your windows on the begin your brochure search with The line most 1992 bathing suits t>£vV YORK - During the doldrums written and Informative, the materials world of possibilities. European Travel Commission's pub- which, accortUng to USA To- of Late winter, most domestic and for are designed to sell a destination by Tourist office brochures are not as lication, "Planning your Trip to day, provide a proper founda- e>gn tourist boards begin publishing giving an overview of attract ions ai id a objective as guidebooks, but you can Europe '92." 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SUPERIOR AT JEFFERSON Sunday- "NOW" 19 & Older HHIR - SKIN - NHllS PHONE: 243-5911 Top 40 Dance 352-4101 • 118 S. Main -352-4143 Update March 4. 1992 paqe 11 The ultimate vacation: Use your brain the cheaper the better on your break byMirclStort Melissa Arnold, office manager of Travel Unlimited, by Morella Raleigh suggests traveling south of the border. "Cancun Is a good buy because your dollar goes a long Money, money, money. People are always asking for it, way," she said. Spring break travels can be fun and adventurous, but it is important to it usually disappears faster than the invisible man, and, Excursions to Mexico have become more popular with plan ahead and pack common sense along with the swimsurt and suntan even on spring break, most students will do anything to college students (especially since the drinking age went up) lotion. save it. but this choice is a bit more costly. Arnold estimated the "Plan for the unexpected." Martha Wheelden. Toledo Auto Club public Here, with the cooperation of several local travel agen- average trip to Cancun would run between $500 and affairs manager, said. cies, I've come up wtth a plan--the most cost-efficient vaca- $1000 as compared to $400 - 500 for a week in Florida. In order to save money and make the trip easier. Wheelden offered tion possible. Even though i costs twice as much to get there, once these tips: Agents from AAA Travel Agency, First Class Travel De- you do, your dollar will go twice as far. sign and Travel Unlimited all agreed that driving is the Package deals are a great way to save, and at spring □If you drive, have your car tuned up before you leave. cheapest mode of transportation for spring breakers. Bus break time they are not difficult to find. Travel planners □Pack light. and air charters were close behind for those planning a like Campus Marketing and InterCampus Programs offer LUf you eat out, make lunch the biggest meal of the day. large group excursion. Kris Peiffer. vice president of First package deals exclusively for spring breakers going to the Qass Travel Design, said air transportation rates have most popular beaches like Daytona and Panama City. Robin Bechstein, owner of Travel Unlimited Inc., said planning spring » been going up since January and will be high this year. Deals usually include transportation, lodging for eight break trips is essential. Keeping your feet on the ground may be better for the days and discounted entertainment features. 1 The best advice is to plan (the trip) so you can budget your money and money-conscious spring breaker this year. Jim Replogle, senior political science/economics major if you plan early, you get a much better rate," she said. Travel by bus may be a good alternative for those plan- from Leroy, OH, is planning trips this spring break to Day- The travel guide. Let's Go: The Budget Guide to USA gives these ning ahead. Greyhound offers a half price deal to those tona through Campus Marketing. He said the packages other travel tips: who reserve tickets 21 days in advance. are a good deal because they are offered in mass quanti- As for lodging, prices change depending on whether ties, which keens Driccs down. □Carry two forms of identification, including one with a photo. you prefer gulf side or Atlantic. If you want to be right on "A hotel for eight days is $119 |wth a package deai| so □Keep valuable items on your person. the ocean, you may have to pay for it. Condos are a popu- it's like getting a room for less than $20 a night," Replogle □Take good footwear and raingear. lar way to stay because they provide kitchens, eliminating said. the expense of a week of restaurant food. And remember, These deals are cheap, but it's important to make sure the more people to fit into a room, the cheaper the rate they are legitimate. Melissa Arnold, office manager of will be for everyone. Travel Unlimited, said travel agencies are safer because Watch out though, some hotels and condominiums limit they know the people they work with are reputable. the number of people staying in one room. Tney also tend She said students are using travel agencies to plan their FRIENDS DON'T LET to charge very high deposits-up to $ 1,000 for college stu- vacations "this year more than in years past." This maybe dents (that's if they even allow college students.) a wise choice to insure a well-planned vacation that will A good way to save money and lock down the choices provide the most fun and worry-free beach time. FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK of transportation, lodging, food and entertainment in one So, bargain-hunters, these are just a few suggestions. deal is to go on a cruise. An average cruise runs about With a little good budgeting, there are affordable trips to $595 per person for three nights or $675 for four nights. anywhere a spring breaker can imagine. Good luck! 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Great tans thrive Beware: in the BG clouds tanning by Tonya Peters damage by Tonya Peters February forecast in Bowling Green- warm and sunny. Well, at least in the local tanning salons. As Spring Break approaches, many students want to get a head start on their tans. Hero's a guide for those who want to "hit the beach" a littk- early "Tanning beds are Just not a The Tanning Center, wtth three locations in Bowling Green, offers packages wonderful idea Tanning Is like 10 visits for $25 or 20 visits for $40. Try the South Main or West Wooster damage to the skin, and dam- Street locations; they may be less crowded than the North Main Street shop, age is damage no matter how which is newer. Single visits are $5 each. you look at It."said Rebecca T.O.'s Tanning Too, 904 E. Wooster St.. is having a spring break special, Utz, radiology coordinator for which started Jan. 13. For $99 customers get unlimited tanning until March 20. Student Heahh Services. They also offer package deals, such as 10 visits for $22.50, 25 visits for $50 or Utz suggested those using single visits for $4.25 each. tanning beds should be aware of Tropical Heat Tanning & Surf Shop is not offering packages right now, but the effects tanning can have instead is charging $2.50 per session until spring break. Between 9 and 11 a.m. combined with certain medica- the price is reduced to $2. This method has brought in a lot of business. tions. Check with your phar- "I think (paying per session) is a good idea because people find it easier to macy or consult instructions scrounge up $2.50 than $20," Tonya Pileski. who works at Tropical Heat, posted at your tanning salon. said. Use of eye protection is also Other possibilities for "sun" bathers include: crucial, according to Dr. Joshua The BG N*WI/TCIM Schlatter Campus Tanning, 425 E. Wooster. which offers 10 visits for $25 or single Kaplan, director of Student visits for $4 each. Health Service. Eyes can be lisa Schmidt, sophomore special education major, basks in the BG sun Fiesta Hair and Tanning, with two locations on Main Street, is giving 10 visits damaged by rays from the bed. at Mr. Bill's Campus Tanning. Many spring breakers are opting to Although cases of optical bums See tan, page 15. "fake bake" before heading south. haven't been frequent, some have been reported to the

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Chorus sings its THE total male break way to New York by Matthew A. Daneman like the Bizarro version of tanning some warm tropical paradise (Yes! beds. Yesl Yesl Thank you, God!) where by Christina Wise plays like Phantom of the Opera and the sun glows warmly off the surf Les Miserable*. So if you're a guy like me, you're crashing against the charmingly Do you think people from Hor sittin' around in your grungy boxer warm white beaches and rocks, Last year the chorus traveled to Ida go to Northwest Ohio for spring shorts, )jst looking forward to the creating a miniature heaven on As thousands of students damber southeast destinations and members break? I bet they stay In closets for a upcoming spring break with a little Earth. Five minutes later, though, for warmer climates this spring break, had their two free days on the beach week beforehand in order to build anticipation. I mean. If you're lucky appreciation of the wonderous members of the University men's instead of in the city. The trip route up that nice base paleness. Kind of (like me), you'll be heading south to See male, page page 16. chorus will make their way north alternates back and forth each year. through Ohio, Virginia, New Jersey and New York on their annual spring This year, Mathey. 79 chorus tour. members, two piano accompanists Richard Mathey, director, who and two violinists will make the trip. started the trip tradition iri 1971, said the tour is a great recruiting ted for The chorus treasury pays for the the University. majority of the trip costs, but each Wednesday, March 4th person making the trip must also pay "We sing in a lot of high schools a portion. where a high school student will sit and hear us and then deckle to come "It's really not that much," Mathey B e Part o f t h e to Bowling Green," he said. "They said. "The bus costs and hotels are may not know a lot about |the Untwer- what are the biggest expenses." srty] but they remember the good ex- perience they had at the perform Mathey said the University won't EXCITEMENX provide any monetary support for the tour even though the chorus recruits so many students. "The students become Enjoy a pre-game snack or meal at "We've been in over 200 schools in better citizens since they Ohio and I know we've recruited a lot Commons Dining Hall! stay with the host tamilei. of students for the University that way," Mathey said, "but (the Universi- And it gives them exposure ty]sttll won't help with the money. It's to different people and a disappointment." Costs are cut, too, because seven of Seethe different places in the the nine nights during the tour stu- country." dents stay with host families where B.G.S.U. FALCONS they are given meals and a place to Women's Basketball Team Richard Mathey, Men's sleep. Chorus Director "The students become better citi- zens since they stay with the host fami- lies," Mathey said. "And it gives them Play the The lOday lour will begin March exposure to different people and WESTERN MICHIGAN BRONCOS 19 and will include two free days lor different places in the country." chorus members, one in Washington DC. and one in New York City. Senior VCT member John Bell has been a member of men's chorus for Game Time: In the past, the chorus has per- six years and will be taking his fourth 5:45 formed In D.C on the steps of the ca- spring break tour this year. pital building or In local churches, but He said the group sings every kind Mathey said they Just didn't generate of musk: from secular to barber shop enough of an audience to make it and performances last about an hour. After the game, join the gang at Downllnder for super worthwhile so this year the day will be free. 1 'The biggest part of the trip is spent sandwiches, subs, sodas, on the bus," Bell said. "There's a and a variety of ice cream specialities. New York City provides the true va- VCR and two TVs on each bus, cation day. Mathey said many mem- though. It makes things more interest- bers have purchased theatre tickets for ing" Downllnder is located in the Lower Level of Commons. Hours: Sunday-Thursday 6P.M.- Midnight REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES Awe your stay-at-home friends Take great photos with great Fuji film QUANTUM 91 AM) "• • VCCOUVT5.C ASH, I U LI rY/STAI I AND CM IT.t llllil BOWLING CKEEN SI VTEl NIVEKSITV POOD OVER ATIONS 372-3HI "SPRING BREAK SPECIAL"

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Chief Edward Sanders of the South Other popular destinations this year Padre Island (Texas) Police Depart Include Hilton Head Island off the ment laughed when he was asked coast of South Carolina, Steamboat what his officers were planning to do Springs, Colorado, for skiing en- during Spring Break 1992 to control thusiasts, and various Caribbean Jim Tlller/f.ll.i« Pr.il S* r»l« unruly, drunken students. Island cruises. The Florida Keys re- "We're going to Cancun, Mexico," main popular with Florida students, Crowded beaches will be i familiar fight for many students visiting the popular hot he said. while California beaches attract stu- spots on spring break "92. So are thousands of others. Travel dents in the Northwest. agents and tourism departments say Moat still consider Daytona Beach Although separate counts aren't our county for assistance if It's Another organization BACCHUS, the recession hasn't diminished the the hottest spot for Spring Break. kept of the number of students that needed," Sanders said. which stands for Boost Alcohol Con size of the hordes that will descend "Daytona is doing very well," said descend on the state for Spring Break, He cautioned college students to sctousness Concerning the Health of primarily en Florida, Mexico and Raphael Marcucci. a spokesperson for Marcucci said the number is signifi- use commmon sense and the "buddy University Students b also promoting South Padre Island, off the southern the Florida Department of Tourism. cant. system" to protect themselves. responsible drinking behaviors. BAC- tip of Texas, this March and early "And Panama Qty has gone out of its The only city discouraging visits "Spring Break doesn't bring the CHUS stresses the dangers of drink- Apr! way to attract students. The water (in from the Spring Break crowd Is Fort wholesome college students who want ing and driving and basking students 'Traveling hasn't been curtailed," the Gulf of Mexico) is still too cold to Lauderdale, where strict open con- to have a good time." Sanders said, to sign "Safe Spring Break Pledges" said Stuart Hlmmelfarb, vice president jump In, but that's not what they're tainer and other drinking laws went "other people, thugs, are going to which state that students won't drink of Roper CoUegeTiack, which studies here for anyway." Into effect after wild beer riots and the come over with the idea of stealing and drive, won't let friends drink and the spending habits of college stu- Marcucci said that most of Florida's deaths of some students a few years and robbing. drive, will wear their seatbehs and dents. Hlmmelfarb said that 40 per- coastal cities welcome the students ago. 'What we recommend is that you won't get into a car with a drunken cent of all college students said they because of the tremendous boost to Through the 1980s, Increased re- buddy up with a friend, someone you driver. traveled somewhere during Spring the local economy, especially since ports of crime and deaths due to drink- can look out for, someone who will Everyone who signs a pledge Is eli- Break 1991, and 50 percent said they Florida tourism as a whole fell for the ing and accidents during the break has Look out for you and your belongings. gible to win a car from the Chrysler traveled last summer. first time In 12 years in 1991. prompted all of the Spring Break hot Sanders added, "Use a little com- Corporation, which sponsors the "We've seen a slight decline in air Many hotels, bars, clubs and parks spots to take special precautions. mon sense. We promote Party Smart. effort. travel. There's a little less money to go are offering disccunts to students. For On South Padre Island, the local Be sensible and don't get plumb out of In a different effort to protect stu- around ... but students are just finding example. Walt Disney World in Or- police department encourages hotels, control." dents, university student legal services more inexpensive ways to travel," lando Is offering park tickets to stu- businesses and bars to hire additional Party Smart is a national alcohol departments and area Better Business Himmelfarb said. dents with an ID. for $22 for one day private security. Sanders said that the awareness program that doesn't tell Bureau offices are cautioning students "The recession hasn't had a nega- (regularly $33) or for $40 for two Texas state alcohol agents target the students "Don't drink," but rather to watch for scams. tive Impact on us," said Teresa Ogle, days. area to keep an eye on underage drin- "Drink responsibly." the marketing and sales coordinator "The recession has really hurt tour- kers and the state highway patrol offi- Karen Oliver, who works with Party "I've been here a long time, and I've for College Tours, which arranges ism overall," Marcucci said. The state cers concentrate their efforts on the Smart and Is now ri Daytona to pro- watched these things go on every Spring Break packages to Mazatlan expects 39.5 million tourists In 1992. roads to and from the Island to nab mote the program during break, said, Soring Break," said Thomas Betz, an and Cancun, Mexico. "This year we significantly Less than the 40.9 million drunken drivers. 'We are trying to help promote com- attorney for Student Legal Services at have a lot more students. There wer- who visited In 1990. but more than 'We've also met with the other munity-wide awareness. We stress the University of Illinois, In an article en't as many Last year because of the the projected 39.4 million for 1991. police agencies from all the cities in personal responsibility." in the Dally Dlmi.

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by Marcl Start Now through March 21: Ohio High some of us from "those other" cities School glri's basketball tournament at around the state will have to make the for summer jobs the Ohio State Fairgrounds. trek to Cleveland for spring break- a dy Marcl SlorV March 24: Brttny Fox at the New- depressing thought, but It's not BG Junior graphic design major from Cin- Believe It or not, there are people port. March 20: Picasso Show at the cinnati, "(the internship) has the po- who don't have the money to go on a Player's Theatre production of Cleveland Museum of Art. tential to become a permanent Job for spring break vacation. Many will Ain't Mtsbehautn at Capitol Theatre. Sport/Travel/Outdoor show at the For some students, college to not me," he added. spend their wild and zany week bask- Player's Youth Theatre does Rocky International Exhibition Center fust a place to live In a den of ill repute ing In the fake sun of a tanning bed and BulluMnkle at Studio Two of the Cleveland Cavs versus the Warriors. courtesy of their parents. I to a means Many students will be sacrificing and watching reruns of the Brady Vem Riff Center. Peter Frampton at the Agora. to the end of getting the perfect Job on spring vacations to look for Jobs and Bunch. March 26 - 28: Magic Flute per- David Copperfield at the Taft the road to a successful career. These internships because it is their only Fortunately, the heart of it all (Ohio. formed by Opera Columbus at the Theater. students won't be spending their available block of free time that is) is bursting with things to do. Palace Theatre. March 21: World Wrestling Fed- spring break vocations on the beach "It's the only free time I have until Ttcketmaster and the Travel Bureaus "Who dey" will be grooving on ertlon at Richfield Coliseum and under a keg like most. summer, and by then I need to have of Ohio's biggest and coolest cities spring break in Cincinnati. Alabama at the Front Row. my internship," said Britton. Students helped me compile a list of what to do March 22: The American Gladia Brttny Fox at the Agora. For those enthusiastically entren- interested in leaving the state In the ir if you happen to be stuck on the tors wiD clash at Cincinnati Gardens. Boxing at the Cleveland State Uni- ched in the Job hunt, spring break to a Job hunt may need to plan extra time homefront March 24: The Rjngling Bros. Qr- versity convention center. perfect opportunity to spend a week for interviewing long distance. For those of you who either live in cus at Riverfront Stadium. Cleveland Cavaliers versus Hawks. searching for the most useful intern Toledo or are staying in Bowling Omnimax, the surround-sound, sur- March 26: There Is a U2 conceit if ship, coop, or interview to get an edge Spring break offers a whole week of Green over break, Toledo offers' round-screen phenomenon will fea- you were one of the lucky people who on the "real world." free time for students who need to some great stuff to do. ture The Rolling Stones movie at the called in the first 15 minutes after tick- travel to take advantage of possible Studs, the cool, new spin-off of The Union Station Terminal ets went on sale. Otherwise, It's sold Along with researching companies em plcyment opportunities. Dating Gomewill be at the Toledo . The only Dayton date I found was out. and obtaining interviews, putting fin Masonic Auditorium on March 20. March 21. The Ice Capades will be at March 27: The Janglers at the tohing touches on a unique and eye- "For a longdistance Job search, (Under 17 not admitted without par- Hara Arena. I would advise you Day- Agora. catching resume and cover letter are spring break to an ideal Ume to visit ental supervision.) ton people to get out of town some USA Motormania at Richfield Co- important to competition (or an em- new communities, make contacts with The next week, March 24, will bring way, any way. Either go to Cincinnati liseum. ployer's favor. employers, and identify sources of as- Lea Miserable* to the Masonic. or max the VISA and Just go to Flor- Ohio can be a fun place. All those Sandy Schmidt of the Cooperative sistance,'' said JoAim Kroll, director Our state capitol will be a happen* ida. Your city to not offering much for feverish spring break maniacs going to Education Office said most internship of University Placement Services. ing place ever break. Here Is a listing you to do at home. Florida Just don't want to admit It to and coop opportunities are past by of the events from which spring Cleveland, the place so many BG their parents. But we know there Is spring break, but there are some Kroll also said that students follow- breakers may partake in Columbue. students are so proud of, offers the fun to be had In the wild and crazy companies who do look for last- ing a Job search strategy plan on send- March 17 - 22: Les Miserable*. most to do over spring break. Maybe Buckeye State. Have a good break! minute interns. She also said that far- ing resumes out now with the goal of away companies, from Cleveland for scheduling interviews for over spring example, do interviews over spring break. She added that many large or- tan- break when students are home and ganizations recruit six to eight months available to them. before the start of Job training and use Continued from page 12. Totodo *^v spring break as a time to bring stu- Bowtmg GfMn » ^*\^^" •**" •Oewianc Schmidt doesn't suggest putting off dents in for a second round of inter- for $22 Instead of Its usual $40 for ogam } the task, though. "Don't wait until views. one month of tanning, in order to con > spring break to look," she said. trol the spring break rush. "I always encourage students seek- Jau Bau Hair Studios, 1015 Revere If you have procrastinated on gong ing employment to use Placement Drive, Is equipped with only one tan- through the coop office, they will be Services," said Kroll. ning bed It offers five visits for $15, offering a session this week called 10 visits for $20 or 20 visits for $30. "How to Rnd Your Own Coop." She said students who put off the Counselors will Instruct you on how to Job search until after graduation are at Perfect Touch Salon and Boutique look for a coop on your own over a disadvantage for finding employ- is located at 1084 S. Main St. They spring break. The session wiD take ment quickly. give first-time customers 13 visits for iwylon J Columbui place on Friday, March 6 at 3:30 p.m. "My ability to help students dimini- $25, plus a free visit with the campus in room 201 of the Education build- shes during the summer,'' said Kroll. telephone directory coupon. The regu- ing. lar prfce b 13 visits for $30. Cincinnati ^^ Though the temptation may be Those looking for internships or great to take off and have fun on a And these are only a few of the Jobs for the summer have very definite wild and crazy spring break, those stu- places equipped with their own sun- goals to reach over spring break. dents who utilize their time for the Job shine. So check 'em out, and bask in "I want to obtain an internship in hunt may have the advantage when it the sun without ever leaving Bowling graphic design," said Samuel Britton, comes to finding employment. 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