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The ■ “‘Five gold rings…’ No, we’re not singing. Those are just our interview stocking fillers” MIC boys Photograph by Alex James “I wouldn’t have sex in a shower on TV” - Francis Made In Chelsea’s hot boys Jamie Laing, Oliver Proudlock and Francis Boulle chat to JO USMAR “Take your shoes off, Get you, Granny Boulle. Jamie and Proudlock’s a bad situation. I was Boulle!” Jamie Laing Made In Chelsea is now matching tattoos state. panicking, feeling trapped. shouts at his fellow Made on its fourth series, and Since arriving at our shoot, Oh come on, after In Chelsea cast member from day one we’ve been they haven’t stopped a single date? and ex-housemate Francis obsessed with the posh shouting, “Yeah, boi!” and J: But it wasn’t just one Boulle as soon as he walks folks of SW1 – especially answering their phones, date. They can’t show in the door. Our shoot is Jamie’s love life, Francis’ which never stop ringing. everything that happens taking place in a very posh skateboarding business- Eventually, we manage to on camera. It was actually house in south London and guru weirdness and sit them down. We’ve got over a longer period of it’s clear that Jamie, 22, Proudlock’s George a lot to ask, starting with time. And I kissed her when Francis, 24, and fellow Michael-style earring. the fact that Jamie’s been we were all pretty drunk MIC-er Oliver Proudlock, And the chaps aren’t just a bit of a love rat… and then things changed 24, feel right at home. pals onscreen – they lived that night. We’ve even cracked open together during filming Jamie, how could you Proudlock: What, the festive booze. Francis and duly anointed squash Binky’s heart ? in your sleep? tastes it, then announces, themselves and their [He cooled things off J: Yeah, I sleep-walked “It’s no match for my fledgling band “The Three after just one date.] and found myself grandmother’s sherry.” Lost Boys”. Or “bois”, as Jamie: Argh! I know. It was going, “Nooo!” WWW.HEATWORLD.COM 8 – 14 December 2012 The interview MIC boys tweeted after the show, “Jesus, I look like a dick in this episode,” because P: You hit the I was a dick. But it’s pillow and woke up hard, because you’ll do screaming, “Nooo!” something and think it’s [Both laugh.] fine and then watch it back But you told her you could and go, “OK, that’s bad.” fall in love with her and A few people in the cast then back-tracked! think too much about J: Yeah, it was bad. I got cameras and what they’re caught up in the moment. doing, whereas we just I love Binky, I think she’s do what we do… amazing and it’s just wrong F: It’s good because timing for us. Binky was it’s more real. the person I thought that J: If someone makes us it would work with and laugh, we laugh, and if SING STARS it didn’t. We had great someone’s p***ed us off ■ Harrods had really chemistry. I thought our we’ll say they have, rather upped their game with their carol friendship meant that than worrying if people singers this year I really wanted to be with will hate us. So, in that her. We tried hooking up, moment, I did what Do you all watch the say, I didn’t mean it.” talking about me onscreen, but it was awkward. I thought was right. show together? J: Or you’ll go, “Just I turn around, wave and We were all on your side And I feel terrible about it. J: It’s epic – the whole cast off to the loo!” say, “Thank you!” last series with the whole Are you friends again? and crew watch it together P: You forget what Do negative reactions Spencer/Louise thing and J: I hope we’ll make up. every week. happened because from the public ever now you’ve let us down… P: It can be very awkward. you filmed it six weeks bother you? Francis: Hey, I’m still F: Sometimes you’ll know ago. I find it cringe, J: Of course they do. on his side. something’s coming and watching myself. P: No matter what anyone J: You can’t always stay you’ll tip them off, “Oh, Has it ever kicked off? says, if you’re getting squeaky clean, and the “I think that thing I’m about to J: When I see someone abuse it’ll bother you. great thing about the I’m far J: Shall I see if I’ve got any show is you see every side abusive tweets in the last of everyone. And I think from two minutes? [Checks I’m far from a nasty boy. nasty!” phone.] Here’s one. You were a bit of an arse… Jamie “Jamie, my friends went J: Of course! I even to Mahiki and thought you were a top-class w***er. I would disagree and say you were just a w***er.” [All roar with laughter.] Celebridoodles! Did you guys like living Francis has drawn the together? rapping diva… P: It was epic. Would you do it again? J: We were actually NICKI checking out some MINAJ houses today. There HEAT was an amazing one SAYS: in Knightsbridge, A bit behind Harrods. frowny, P: Good for a spot but the of shopping. hair and J: I’ve been shopping booty today, boi! are good [Proudlock and Jamie high-five.] ■ Jamie with Binky, When you lived together, who he was less VERDICT than honourable to, who took out the bins? and MIC castmate F: I always had to take 6/10 Cheska Hull them out for the cleaner. [To Jamie] But you never took the rubbish out. J: [Shrugs.] WWW.HEATWORLD.COM 8 – 14 December 2012 The interview MIC boys Francis and Proudlock, F: He had another fight Bois will be bois… you had some beef outside my bedroom door, with each other about which I had to break up. P: Every time the cleaner Sophia Sassoon, right? J: It’s because I’m small. came, the house was [Proudlock slept with I’m an easy target. always a mess. Monday: Sophia, despite Francis F: It’s because clean; Tuesday: OK; fancying her, too] you’re mouthy. Wednesday: not great; P: We did have beef. Just J: I am a bit. But Francis Thursday: eurgh… a lack of communication. broke up the fight, naked. GREEN- J: Sunday: argh! We’d book F: No, a lack of F: I didn’t want to see any EYED BOIS ourselves into a hotel. realisation on my part. violence outside my room. ■ Proudlock and Francis had a Did you have a rule about P: True… I love you, man. Who was the fight with? bit of a fall-out over girls staying over? Speaking of fights, what J: Caggie’s brother. Sophia Sassoon (centre) J: Yes. The rule was if you happened to your nose, F: Freddie Dunlop. had a girl over, she’d have Jamie? It looked like Who won? to come join us in the you’d been punched F: I did. kitchen in the morning. in a recent episode… J: You did get punched, F: Just to say hello. J: I got punched didn’t you? J: One morning, Proudlock outside a club. F: Yes, you punched me. had a friend who wouldn’t That’s horrible, sorry… J: I thought you were come down. J: No, don’t be sorry. Dunlop. I got confused. P: Yeah, everyone was Is there anything you shouting, “Come down!” wouldn’t do on screen? And I was, like, “Guys, F: Have sex in a shower. .COM nn be nice!” That brings us to our next NAKED BOI “I never ; WE ■ Francis tweeted S F: She climbed out question. What on earth this pic, saying he LADIES BOI RE of the bathroom window cry. Even was Spencer’s shower U punched Jamie for ■ Gorgeous girls H MEERE. 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We’d be, like, “Sorry, and passed out on my bed. actually had sex in the G : Matthews, Rosie Fortescue, L S I left it at the pub,” and then I woke up in the morning shower. For seven seconds. new boy Andy Jordan, Y have get up the scaffolding and there was crusty blood J: I heard they wore Cheska Hull and Jamie SET ST PHOTO to an open window.