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AOn Wednesday, b November d u 7, innocent c boy t cut i down o in n the ! Joe Bruce, co-editor of the flower of youth - the lord sure Lawrentian, was abducted. He works in mysterious ways.’’ has not been seen since dispite Interjected John Nissen, living on massive police and volunteer Larry’s farm, “He was such a searches throughout the area. far-out dude!” Yet, not all We Are Appalled Joe was last seen wearing light students felt such sorrow and loss corduroy slacks, a light brown upon Joe’s departure. Said Joe’s We are appalled at the apathetic nature of the jacket and a red and gold scarf, brother John Bruce, “Oh well, ‘‘academically stimulated” student body at LU. We feel it is lie was smoking a cigarette easy come, easy go. Now I get a ¡¡jjjAlj- ‘‘high time” to say finally and categorically that the student (Camel filters) and was last seen single when I’m home”. around the area of Main Hall. While the tune was decidedly body should get “their shit together” . We’ve been Editors of While publicly officials were the Lawrentian for over one term now, and we’ve, frankly, had keeping their hopes up for his pessimistic, the police are still hunting down leads. It was it. We’ve been sweating our asses off down here in this hole for safe return, an increasingly rumored that they were looking a long time now - and getting nothing from you guys. Of pessimistic attitude was taken by course, the reason for your blase attitude is readily apparent. most officials in private con for three young men who were Half the student body is stoned out of their collective gourds by versation; said Cal Spice, seen with Joe earlier in the Outagamie County sheriff, evening. Cal Spice believed that twelve o’clock noon, and the other half is either drunk, it was a Birthday party prank speeding or generally too strung out to walk to Downer, let “we’re trying to keep our hopes up, but I ’m jus’ afraid that boy’s which turned sour He believes alone support anything - or anybody. that they were on drugs at the OK you contemporary minds and aesthetes, here it comes, dead - sheeitt! He’s been gone for nigh four weeks now . . .” His time: “I dunno, it’s jus’ a theory. the great all American hard sell - BUY, BUY, BUY!! Why voice trailed off and his face was But I think they was high on should you buy the Lawrence Review? Hah-good question. But grim. Police suspect foul play. drugs or sum pin’. Christ, that we have a damn good answer. Because. If you don’t buy an Joe was known to Lawrence damned mareehuany will do issue, the Review will go the sad route of other fine students as the friendly, jovial strange things to people. Those publications of the past like the Ariel, Tropos and a dozen other Government Major who always three kids were preet strange magazines for “contemporary minds and aesthetes.” Whyhad a friendly word for anyone he lookin’.” publish another magazine while so many others have failed'7? met during his walks around The police gave the following discription of the events. Joe was Another damn good question for which we have no answer. We campus. Influential in many student affairs, his absence has in the Lawrentian office, working don’t know why anyone would want to work hard to publish late when three men burst in and another magazine for you jerks out there gamboling on the been sharply felt by those who knew and loved him well. A dragged him bodily from his Green - in the nude - in the winter. God knows why, but they did tearful Sue Jansky sobbed, “ How desk. As he was being dragged - and now they’re in trouble, and now we have to bail them out - can I ever carry along the through the door, he was heard to God why us??? So buy the Review - now. We can improve your Lawrentian without him ?” Dean call for “reporters and mind twelve ways with our Schneider-Tjossem type models of Crockett, reached in Brattleboro photographers.’’ His frantic the perfect LU research paper - written in one strung-out Vt., exclaimed “Holy Jesus! - appeals were ignored by the speed freaked winter week-end. Some of them even make words can not express the sorrow conscientous workers who had a sense. We can get you in on the ground floor I feel in my own heart. A young. Wednesday evening dead-line to meet. Some perceptive reporters did, however, get a good look at his abductors. Innocence Abroad The description was printed in EI,LIE’S He flew in from Morrocco one So anyway, as I was saying he the Lawrentian, but because no day - on a smile and a dream. We flies in here one evening - one read that issue, the abductors CORNER really don’t know how he did it, radiant, eyes twinkling, girls are still at large. In fact, no one WE RENT or, in fact, how he still does it. We W f’re looking for any and all swooning and our bourbon- knew of Joe’s disappearance don’t know, we just don’t know. handicraft people who are guzzling machismo editor looking until he failed to show up for final Yes indeed, Chris McCarthy’s interested in displaying and whimsical. Yes, we thought, exams and the Government quite a man . . . quite a man. I ALL NEW selling their goods. must be quite a man . . . Even if professors began to wonder why mean just think - imagine Anything from macrame to he can’t write a damn word the normally conscientous Joe someone who fancies himself a silverwork to leatherwork will outside of some oil-gushed had not attended classes for the cross between Henry Kissinger, be considered. Arabic, he’d sure be fine for past four weeks. Finally, rumors Harrison Salisbury, Omar Sharif FORDS! ( all Elite at public relations. Yes, we thought began to float around the campus and Bill Buckley . quite a man; 725-1475 or 7:i»-2%8 he’d do just fine . . . Just fine. and the police were called in. yes, quite a man . . . Well, our first impression was LOW AS Joe’s parents were contacted in the correct impression Norwood, Mass. and they flew out surprisingly enough - the guy to Appleton to help in the search couldn’t write a damn thing . . . *6 Day, Asked if they would pay a ransom not a damn thing. (if a note were found) for their T M ile eldest child, Mrs. Bruce ex claimed, “Of course we’ll pay the ’'Requirements;” ransom - is the Pope Catholic'’ Interjected his father, “Hell no! ?\ I You must hr* The kid’s twenty-one; he’s on his ? V,ilid (Inver s license Donnelly Next own now” . 3 Cash deposit Just as the authorities were “Whoh!’ .” So speaks mild about to give up hope a ransom mannered F’aul Donnelly, our note was found in the form of next editor-in-chief He walks curiously arranged peas on a tray nervously around the room, and in Colman Food Center The turning around to sm ile message demanded that $250 and sheepishly at Bruce, he says, four bus tickets to Oshkosh be LES STUMPF FORO ’Boy, I really don’t know .1 sent via Campus Mail to Sage just don’t know.” 3030 W College Ave Cottage. The peas were sent to Appleton During the last two terms, the LUCC office and the Com /3 3 6h44 Donnelly has written numerous mittee on Committees will hold editorials which we have not been appropriation hearings starting able to print next week
in: in: Sylvester Sylvester & Inc. Nielsen, the best buys DRAFTING SUPPLIES 213 E. ART ART and SCHOOL SCHOOL SUPPLIES Of course this rise to im Upon the departure of Jon College Ave. This is also another curious By the way, 1 was noticed by For For (or often Thursday morning) in I I even had to assist in planning (meaningcourseof the name my to to my knowledge, never referred to without his last name for two mander and Chief, ready to lead brought us all today, to which where is evidenced we by arethis tirely. It’s Sue Jansky’s fault too Mr. Kite is Paying the B ill!!! helping make sure that the paper issues and assigning stories, and Mook (may Yale be good to you years. Now he was us. the the staff, to new Com highs and-or lows of journalism. Well. He has Welcome Paul Donnelly with an portancehad its price. There was the added responsibilitywas sent in on Wednesday night of proper fashion. This was writing them. didn’tBut 1 mind. I “Harvey”. Only this and nothing for the rest of your stay there) been my expectation since my story. But don’t blame him en open heart and mind. And tonight concerned with for a whole week. was feeling important. my secondPlantz’s day seven until my disastrous feet sleeping campaign long LUCC Vicefor President, beds in I had lived parents gave me). There were not collect $200. Joe Bruce took over. This sophomore had year. He was, at least aspect of my existence on this between the rest of the Lawrence maddeningmob For those ofyou Paul Donnelly. something didn’tthat 1 have be to campus. For three years, from a double life. 1 wasgreat known to many a people more. as simply There knew were me some by my who given namesome who knew me as both who to this day remain ignorant of this story. Do not pass go, do of the total facts, read the by line These werecourseof few and far the position of reporter to Assistant Editorial Editor. That was the title devisedfor me. especially It gave me honorarium, flexibility, and most important, stature, a got my name in the editor section LAWRENTIAN of the mast.
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Good I ^anxl Man London Break “Hitched Calais to Geneva, 15 hours with truck and 5 with faggy Austrian. Also picked Are You Bawd? up by French police and questioned about bank robbery Met H. Kissinger and settled a by Charlie Matlock few world problems. Then to Paris and a good In true Lawrence fashion, I heard someone old riot (not like Madison though-no tear around the Arden exclaim, “There’s nothing to do!” gas).” It occurs to me that perhaps he didn’t look quite and hooliganism —BUHCll and F.XNER o hard enough . . . By my count there are 397 films playing this “See the sometime sunny Sicilly’s serenely Most passengers are law-abiding and week in London—397—and not just current hits situated south of the southern most of west of consider the comfort of others (McQ , The Sting, etc.) or old hits (The Graduate, the western most (off the end).” Sporting crowds - football supporters, M A-S-H, etc.) or porn flicks (Love-Making Hot- —BALLARD, ERICKSON. Style, Lusty Wives of Canterbury, etc.), but for the for instance - are in general well- WEBSTER, and WILLIAMS behaved. It is only a tiny minority who serious student of cinema there are month-long spoil the day's enjoyment for others. programs of French cinema, German cinema, Mexican cinema, Warner Brothers cinema, and “Went to Greece “to go in there for” in triguing dark eyes and curly black hair. others I just can’t think of now. I was looking for Rolled up our pants to hike thru the red soil For this m in o rity, nerr» a warning: early Disney animation and found Fantasia, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and Sleeping Beauty. along with the sheep, chickens, and goats in D O N O T CAUSE DAM (,E TO TRAINS the hills of Thebes. Searched the island of For music lovers there are 46 rock spots, 60 folk, or other London Tr .* .port property. Aegina to satisfy our craving for “souvlakis” 62 jazz, and 14 concert halls. There are 257 musical The p e n a ltie s are sevt.-r * - up to £100 performances this week. They range from the and “Baclauas.” But most fascinating of all or 3 MONTHS IMPRISONMENT - and Vienna Boys Choir and the New Philharmonic was being wined and dined by handsome they are even heavier tf accidents or Orchestra playing Borodin, Tchaikovsky, and Greek men who spoke 5 words of English, “Hey, Darling. Let’s go dancing'.” injuries are caused, or are likely to be Rachmaniov to the Carpenters playing (?), to Stomu Yamash ’tas Eastwind, to Chilli willi and the —LONG and LEMME caused. THINK FIRST - IT JUST ISN'T Red Hot Peppers. There are 9 operas this week, 18 W O R TH IT! (announced) poetry readings, hundreds of sporting “ Basked in the sun on the beaches of events, 38 free lectures by colleges, art gallerys, Mallorca.” London Transport Is grateful for help. and conductors, 86 theatre productions, 25 visual —BILL EG BEER Please report any damage you see arts exhibitions (besides the city’s galleries), and there’s always BBC. “Three days of dining in Paris. Got lost in a details, as soon a» you can. If someone is more in a mood to talk with his Swiss blizzard.” rewartl may be paid for fellowman there are countless pubs (they’re hard to —UNIDENTIFIED leading to a conviction. describe, but good times), bistros, discoteques, and want ads. “Walked a million miles thru Dutch I’m sure I ’ve missed half of what’s available. countryside to see some VanGoghs. Got There’s more here than there is time or energy for crocked at 10:30a.m. at Heineken’s brewery. and it’s different every week. It hurts to see Were impressed by the Anne Frank house and students hang around the Arden but I guess some the world’s largest phallic symbol (Dutch things never change Having a good time, wish you National Monument). Hot times in A m were here. sterdam !” —Koch and Kurath
“Went thru France and Spain—Majorca British Laugh Despite Crisis and Barcelona. Ferry ride from Majorca to Barcelona was 10 hours - spent quite a bit of that time in bathroom. Hitchhiked with no by Susan Reeves Men sat on the tube at night, reading, discussing problem Also took train part of way and were There was no remorse. Even at that point all was I wandered into the bookstore at three in the af squished into compartment with 7 others—got vital Rosy cheeked children raced around, ac ternoon, and found business as usual. People to know each other very well. Finally, took cordion players sang to you in Piccadilly at night bustled in and out, the cash register clanged, amid plane part of way also and it almost crashed!! The lack of bright city lights could not keep down the buzz of conversation Yes, business was as Verv interesting . . .” the vitality of the theater The brightness and polish usual It didn’t seem to phase any one but me that of musical comedies such as “Pippin,” the biting -SCHUMACHER and KORNMEIER the place was immersed in total darkness save for satire of “Habeas Corpus” all served to reinforce three kerosene lamps I had to strain my eyes to “Spent one week on the Spanish island of the feeling that the spirit of life couldn’t be kept distinguish the titles of the Penquin Paperbacks down. England was hopeful even as the threat of a Majorca in the Mediterranean. Very warm against the wall It was raining that January day, (70-75 degrees) during the day. The island two and a half day work week hung overhead too a miserable chill rain, the kind that everyone I was able to make comparisons during our week includes mountains, beaches, and many associates with London I walked down Shaftesbury break in February. Paris was a refreshing change, thoroughly Spanish towns if you get out of the Avenue toward usually pulsating Piccadilly Circus, and it was then that I realized the magnitude of tourist cities (Palma, etc.). We managed to and found many more dark storefronts with signs London’s handicap Paris was so enticing—it meet the Spanish police also for a traffic reading, “Open for business,” and saw the same seemed so clean, so bright, so peacefully alive. violation They’re nice but don’t mess.” dim lighting as I had seen at Foyles’ Bookstore. I Coming back to London the poor city seemed —GAGNON and KIRKLAND felt acutely that the impending crisis I had heard so smoggier, grayer, dimmer than before. Yet, the much about in the U.S. had indeed arrived Again, music still played, the faces still smiled, the “Hitch around Ireland Met a 70-year-old as I strolled through the London Museum I felt a richness of the Fnglish voice was raised in laughter guerilla fighter (Tom Barry) from Irish War certain frustration at being unable to see exhibits as one walked down the street or into the cheery of Independence (1922). Kissed the Blarney because of the reduced power At nearby Ken glow of a pub at night Stone (it was pretty frigid, a waste of time). sington Palace I was again reminded of the crisis, England will not give up. The winter is ebbing Killarney’s Mountains and lakes are the as I was unable to make out the portraits on the best." away. Buds are appearing, things are becoming walls. All were hanging in murky shadows and I felt lusher, greener, the air is mild; there are seldom —DEMPSEY and VETERNICK almost an intruder in the dark silent halls. bitter days Wait. It will come, spring, and usher in And yet, after reflecting on the situation I en a period of deserved calm. The British will surely countered that first week of January it seems that find themselves closer, in a new comraderie for the crisis has two positive consequences. First, it having suffered through the hard times together Lawrentian London Bureau serves to draw the people together, tighten the We, as Americans, will be able to say we have Contributors nation, as usually happens in a time of crisis. glimpsed the English character, revealed clearly Scot Faulkner. Susan Reeves, Anne Webster, Secondly, it allows us, American students, to see by the pressure of the crisis Thinking back on the George Steed (photography and inciteful that the iron constitution and unfailing good humor steadfast cheerfulness of the dark days and the comments under an assumed name). And so often attributed to the British are not mythical. gaiety of spring we will remember not so much the thanks to everyone else out there. Wish you In those darkest and shortest days of January there museums, or our travels, but how, in these six were here was much brightness Flower venders were out months, we came to know the true depth of that daily, dotting the gray streets with riotous color. British Constitution uv uv »W Ml»»“»*“ ill iMMH
by George by Steed PLANNING UNWANTED andhave vehiclethe removed. Pleaseremind children that is it PREGNANCY? Call (215) 44 Academics, however, are just as important in I I suspect that it is now late Friday afternoon in Ms. Shieham, Instructor for Philosophy of If you are at all interested in what 51 of your The Arden Hotel, (no luxury palace, but “home" Contrarypopular to belief, there a greatis deal to Onecriticism the academic of program in London “The “The Lawrentian” and looking forward to a required for all courses and lecturing is the by method which we are taught. London as they are in Appleton. At presentthe timethere are three Lawrence Professors and two Professors from the University of London holding what one could call classes. Papers and exams are Appleton, Wisconsin. All of you lucky Lawrence Europe, areexcellent lecturersand understand that their lectures are highly entertaining and full of London and move over here. Puddy’s or the Union. Beattie, “ I had an American friend who last year Science and Mr Reattie, Instructor for Britain and than at I^awrence. I am Londoncreates saying,problems concentration forthe however, being span in read on. I will not take responsibility for a shift students are eagerly awaiting the weekend latest of issue R&R of (Rest and Relaxation) at either that in America you have the freedom die to in the students do not prepare for all classes Therefore, valuable information, such as this quote from Mr for for us, mice included) is situated from ten minutes the nearest away“ tube” station. twenty That minutes means away ten to from museums, theatres, and that there is a lack of something to do but rather, a upwards in attrition rates next term if the entire to to die in the que!” These valuable facts keep us all of those seems to “cultural”have but in a ratherwithin pleasureswalkingsmall distance scale. that We from area concert three gigantic Appletonhall parks, and three museums. Thus, it problem is not of deciding what to do today. of of the typical Lawrentian. study in London and academics aream difficult not saying here. thatI academia is more difficult here campusdecidestake over to the Atlas Hotel chain in colleagues are doing in London you may want to Could Only Find the Time policies in England and the States. He explained street while in Great Britain, you have the freedom commented upon the difference between health alive and highly entertained Great Place to Study if You is is in order, however The “Britain and Europe" Lawrentian 8 March Campus Notes Chamber Series Philo Exam Change A display of “very sm all” and Pianist James Fields will Please note change! Mr. sometimes extremely intricate Vol. XCIII — No. 17 appear in concert tonight at 8 Boardman’s Phil. 28 final exam works of art, from the private p.m. in Harper Hall of the Music- previously scheduled for 9:50 collection of Ulfert Wilke, director of the University of Iowa MWF (March 13at 1:30) has been Lawrentian Published each week of the college year except during examination periods Drama Center. Fields’ ap changed to 8:30 TThS (March 16 Museum of Art will be on display and vacations by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University Printed by Tim pearance will be the final mers Printing Company of Appleton Year subscription $5; overseas airmail presentation in the 1973-1974 at 1:30). at Worchester Art Center from $15; seamail $6 Second class postage paid at Appleton. Wisconsin I^awrence University Chamber March 10 through April 4. Gallery Music Series. hours for the display are 10 a.m. Mrh 1974 March, 8 For his Appleton recital. Fields Co-op Busses to 10 p.m. weekdays and 2 to 5 will play three sonatas and five The Co-op will once again be p.m. on Sundays. Chopin waltzes. The sonatas are running busses to Chicago, —o— Schubert’s Op posth. 120 in A Milwaukee and Minneapolis this Study Gallery Exhibit Major; Sonata, Op. 53 in C Major term. Students can elect to ride The Study Gallery in the Art The Party’s Over by Beethoven; and Sonata (1952) one or both ways, and must pay Center is currently showing 29 etchings. The original prints Two terms is long enough to spend walking around by Ginastera. when they sign up in the Union Although the Chamber Music Sign-up will take place Thursday from the permanent collection campus as “editors” of the Lawrentian. But, we suppose, it night at the Co-op table in include the works of Whistler, hasn’t been long enough to implement all the ideas we had at Series has been sold out all season, it may be possible to Downer between 5 and 6:30 pm. Chagall, Villon, Bonnard and the beginning of the year, nor those we developed in the course purchase returned tickets for the others. Prints from the collection of the past six months. If we may be permitted a final moment Fields concert at the door shortly Another Party are being displayed for in of self-indulgence we would like to explain some things which before the concert. A public reception in honor of structional purposes and to in should—surprisingly enough—demonstrate that there has —o— Tom Jacobson, 1970 Democratic troduce a wider audience to fine candidate for Wisconsin Attorney art prints. been both rhyme and reason behind many of the things printed —o— under our regime. Geology I Lab Manual General and now a 1974 candidate The laboratory manual Humanities Forum Hhyme arid Reason for that office will be held this (Hamblin and Howard) used by evening. The cocktail party will Precipitated by a perhaps too We took over a newspaper, last fall, with two students who took Geology 1 fall be held at Larry Longley’s place, one sided article about the distinguishing features. First, the Lawrentian was widely read term is to be used again in 35 W'oodmere Court, Appleton, Humanities Program in the and fairly well received among faculty and administrators. Geology 1 spring term. This from 8 to 10 p.m. The usual bar March Review, the Review would This, we think, resulted from its good record for accurate news manual costs $5.75 new. Bob arrangements will be in effect, like to sponsor an open forum reporting and its serious-minded and introspective approach Gillio tells me that the Student and cars will leave from the about the controversial to campus issues and student life at Lawrence. Second, the Coop is going to set up a table in Union as usual. Humanities Program. The Lawrentian did not have a wide readership among students. the west hallway, first floor, of —o— forum, to be held at the beginning tTerm III, will attempt to present Paradoxically, it seemed to us that students, by and large, the Union, where students owning Dance Concert copies of Hamblin and Howard Auditions for the spring dance differing opinions among faculty were disinterested in the same features which drew faculty (or any other manual or text concert directed by Ms. Wende P. and students for the purpose of and administrative support. Discussions on attrition, con which they wish to sell) can leave Harmon will be held Wednesday, suggesting helpful revisions in ceptions of liberal education, student disillusionment with the a card indicating the desired April 3, 1974. The auditions will be the Program and of providing educational and social environment on campus, etc. made resale price. The cards will be conducted in the gym from 7:30 to more complete information to the little impact among students. Yet these were the areas in available for inspection by any 9 pm. The concert is scheduled student populace for whom the which the Lawrentian could make its most significant con student expecting to take Geo. 1 for May 24 and 25. Program was designed. tribution to the students toward a better understanding of the spring term. Purchasing a used internal dynamics of the institution. copy direct through this As a result of the student referendum. Commencement Our first priority, then, was to establish a base of procedure could be financially exercises will be Saturday, June 8, at 11:00 a.m. Third term readership among students. After all, if the newspaper exists, beneficial to both buyer and classes will end on Friday, May 31, at 5 p.m. The first seller. examinations will be on Saturday, June 1. in any direct sense, for anyone, it exists for the student body. —W F. REA D Whetiier or not we have achieved this base is an open question. Through weird headlines, captions, story topics, “Quotes of Spring One-Act the Week,’’ drawings, or whatever, we hoped to create a TERM II. 1 * EXAM SCHEDULE Senior Gaye Griffith will be generally light-hearted and not entirely self-serious mood, to SPECIAL EXAMS ADDED directing Tennessee W illiam ’s be humorous as well as serious, and to seek out the favorable Something Unspoken next term, Wednesday, March 13 as well as point out aspects for criticism. This was our with production dates of May 3, 4. 1:30 P.M -9:50 MWF - Rel 27, MH 117. rationale, at least. It may perhaps be accurately alleged that The cast consists of two women, our sense of humor is perverse, that we would go crazy if we both Southerners, and th^ play is Thursday, March II couldn’t have some fun with the paper and that we may have set in the New Orleans Garden 8:30 A M .—8:30 MWF-Gov 41, MH334; Rel 26, MH225 District. Scripts are in reserve in been lacking the willingness or ability to be introspective and 1:30 P .M .—9:50 TTS - Physics 34, Y90 critical. We tend to find more method than madness in our the library, with try-out scheduled for Sunday, from 2 to 4 approach, but that is to be expected. Friday, March 15 p.m in the Coffeehouse. Those Ideally, as we conceived it, the Lawrentian would include 8:30 A.M.-2:50 MWF - German 27, MH 332 interested in crew work should both the humorous and the serious within each issue. By 1:30 P.M .-11:10 MWF - Hist 10, MH 119 contact the director. drawing a reader’s attention to page six or seven through a —o— fairly ridiculous caption, perhaps he would be inclined to read Saturday. March 16 a story on the Watson fellowships, or an interview with Schwarzkopf concert 8:30* A.M .—1:30 MWF After an absence of five years, 1:30 P . —8:30 TTS - Ger 28, 227; Gov 51, 229 Congressman Les Aspin. Many times we intersperced serious M M H M H Madame Elizabeth Schwarzkopf Phil 28. M H 227 stories with humorous drawings—again, to liven the paper, internationally-acclaimed in draw attention to the page, and keep the story from being terpreter of leider and operatic overlooked. soprano, will return to Appleton . . Politics Monday, March 11, for an 8 pm jßett&iA to the ZdUtoAA The Lawrentian is an easy target. It is by no means concert in the Chapel. The con Idlers may be~ submitted to the Lawrentian offne or to staff members /Vo isolated from the events it covers and the individual par cert is the second event in this un signed letters will be. printed, although the writer s name may be deleted upon year’s Artist Series. request Copy deadline is ’> p.m Wednesday, letters must be typed double ticipants in, or makers, of, those events. Without this isolation, spaced I etters submitted late or in incorrect form may not appear in the issue A severe case of bronchitis without an institutional “power base,” if you will, its staff is <>l the / allowing Friday I he Lawrentian reserves the right to make minor subject to various types of pressure and intimidation, both forced Mne. Schwartzkopf to editorial changes or shorten letters without changing meaning direct arid indirect cancel her Valentine’s Day concert here. Persons who held For instance, faculty and administrators have been known tickets for the original concert to berate the newspaper or individual staff members in can use them for the Monday Streakers?? more conformation came in. Later - nothing. I hear nothing classes, faculty meetings, conversations with third parties performance. The all-leider To the Editors: else of it several days hence. and, sometimes, to a staff member directly. Occupational program Mne. Schwartzkopf wili I was feeling rather pathetic, Could it have been apparitions in hazard. This does, however, tend to make us sometimes feel perform Monday is only slightly went out for a walk in the murk the fog (had I imagined it though, less than secure. different from the one originally last Saturday night to figure out 1 think the streakers would have planned. what this school is coming to. Individual staff members approach stories with varying been of the opposite sex)? Did Tickets are on sale now at the Strolled by the Union towards the degrees of competence. Mistakes will be made, but work for anyone else see them in that thick box office. Student price is $3.00. decadent 1950’s (I thought that the Lawrentian is as much a learning experience as a life-or- fog? —o— stuff went out a year or so ago) death matter More and more often, officials to be interviewed Religion 25. previously Values, Name with held upon request. have preconditioned their interview on the assurance that they when I heard trampling sounds Norms, and Decisions, has been ahead A brief flashing went will be able to read the story before it is printed Ostensibly, changed to Social Ethics. The through my mind, could it be . this practice will insure accuracy, so it may be unob course will be taught from 1:30 to no. The approaching gang jectionable. It does, however, put a significant degree of in 3:30 p.m., Tuesdays and Thur materialized out of the fog JOBS direct pressure on the reporter and the editors. sdays For the new course yes, it is. Perhaps eight makes in Since the most damaging charge to be made against a description, contact any member approached wering boffer and newspaper is that it distorts or misrepresents news, it is rather of the religion department dark robber ski hoods, their EUROPE ridiculous to assume that we would do so intentionally. Stories —o— clothes folded over their arms. (ages 17 to 24) l.l'JE Concert Streakers at Lawrence. I im Temporary openings for any six to thirteen on sensitive matters have been approached extremely The Lawrence University Jazz cautiously. If we have a question on our information, we will m ediately looked for im- week period year ’round; employment Ensemble (LUJE) will premiere placations, heing the point of my guaranteed before departure for Furope; pro double-check with the source. But sometimes, we have been two original compositions, “Blue walk It seems it is said that tected by strict local and federal regulation; foreign language helpful but not required. misinformed and that equivocating response has found its way Darter” and “Gem ini” by enLawrence University is always into print Some things are, after all, beyond our control. semble director John Harmon, in several years behind the other Complete package includes round trip a free concert Sunday at 8 p.m in on scheduled jet (NO (H A RTFRS), But enough of this; it is time to say good by Two terms schools in trends and tendencies. orientation, room, board, all documentation. the Chapel has been long enough for Sue Jansky and Joe Bruce. Enter On the contrary, we are the For apfflii dtiou uud complete Paul Donnelly. But, if we may be permitted a culminating second campus in Wisconsin to information, write or telephone report streakers, only three days moment of self-indulgence, we will graciously inform him that Swing Yer Partner after U of - Milwaukee. Isn’t that we are a tough act to follow-. There will be folk dancing. great0 Sunday, March 10 at 10:00 p.m in Next morning I called WLFM Riverview Lounge This week it’s to give them a lighter story. Mark T’s birthday. Box 1108, Milwaukee, Wis. 53201 Thinking I was crazy, and rightly EIMOJOBS —o— (or telephone 414-258 6400) so, they said thev would until #5»- The only thing more ver Terry would like to use the The athletes and coaches at (nam* of school) the football team. He has Information for two years. team Spectatorsat the Viking offensive and defensive All that’s not enough, Terry has Relations Dept on Sports a a regular for three years on shown exceptional and strength versatility which has major and sports background teachto and coach on the high Lawrence has been tribution his to the entire con athleticprogram As an athlete teams; he’s football, lacrosse, andhockey. As statistics a for coaching the basketball baseball games were by aided the enthusiastic voice of earned him spots on both the Conference teams. w'orked with the Public Lawrence would like to thank played on three different assistant he’s handled the satile than Terry’s play at Terry’s announcing And if combination of his school Math level, or work continue in his Sports Information upgrading the entireprogram athletic at Lawrence. and Public Relations. 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This was Ulyanov mailing a letter in the blockbuster bomb lands in his and others were the results streakers of on the run resulting in Nuditpolitik long in before it 1875 was conceived by the human playgrounds agreeshe fermentto of a revolution in Russia. capitalist To this day all high photographs of one Russian Not Not exactly a red letter day for obsessed with streaking Many of nude. They threaten sell to wallet size copies in primary school into the icy streets of Hamburg, flush the Allies’ largest ariel Hamburg During an 1942. intense Allied bombing raid Hans mistaken Van the air raid sirens for a Soviet officials are forced to run defined by Otto Von Bismarck as countriesaround world the unless days. In Switzerland agents 1917, of Kaiser Wilhelm develop secret expatriate Vladimir Ilich slips, falls, and catches a cold. streaking. explosive down his toilet he runs commode. After vainly trying to Second World War. The scene; Gruber, slightly deaf, having misconception that streaking mention is made of the history of originated Germany in during the Tasty Freeze truck, is taking a of the past. Lawrence College. Although the streakingand the great streakers Crescent. has struck at media coverage of has the new sport little given prolific Lawrentian 8 March. 1974 Track Sets New "V. Arrurc* W Q Marks at UC Meet Think Ifaull by C urt Cohen record. like He C Five of Lawrence University’s Another rookie, local Gary oldest Track records were either Nickasch dropped Lawrence low SC lÌC TtaH tied or eclipsed last Friday, hurdle times by one-tenth of a March 1, at the University of second, :07.5 to :07.4, again Chicago Indoor Track Meet. knocking off an older Vike record Topping the board, sophomore (W illie D avenport, 1970). Dave Rosene upped the old pole Nickasch also til'd the Lawrence vault record by six inches, from high hurdle mark of : 08, set in 12’ 6” to 13’. The old record, set 1959 by Gary Scovill These feats, way back in 1941 by Jay Orwig, however, could earn Nickasch no 'BuBWitfs • had stood 33 years before Rosene, better than a 3rd and 4th place To? v o in his second year of indoor finish, respectively, in the UC "One Day Service” competition, turned on the heat. meet. 311 East College Avenue Senior Tom Keith similarly set Lawrence managed only a 6th Lowest Race - the pace in the long jum p as he place finish among the nine --- 415 W College Ave. sailed 21’ 11” , leading the Vikes teams entered Carleton, to a first place in the event. Wheaton, and Illinois took 1-2-3 in In another field event, fresh the Invitational. Rounding out the man Gary Weiss bettered the scoring, UI-Chicago Circle took 1940 indoor record set by Vince 4th, followed by Knox, Lawrence Jones in the shot put. Weiss, who and Lewis. led the Wisconsin Interscholastic The Vikes take a long bye until Athletic Association champions, April 6 when they travel to Madison Memorial, to victory in Madison to compete in the United 1973, added two feet five and one- States Track and Field half inches to the former indoor Federation meet. Swimmers take 7tli fASTEST 5H0ES SHOE DEPARTMENT IN TOVJNl in MAC Competition 6 6 R E M S by Tracy Kahl butterfly and came in second A p i D A S , FW a JJ i KE, Last weekend marked the end overall in the event. SKI AMO SPORT for the Varsity Swim Team's 1974 COMVERSE season as it competed in the Junior Tom Cutter, ace diver for the team during recent years, Midwest Conference swim meet 5 POKT 5 SO LE? at Moline (111.) Junior College. Of placed fifth in the final diving DOWNTOWN the ten teams which appeared for division. the meet, Lawrence managed to The 400-yd. medley relay team grab seventh place totalling 81 of John Cipriani, Robby Bear- APPLETON points, whereas St. Olaf captured man, Cleeremans and John Davis first with 304. placed sixth in the finals. Those Although the Vikes failed to who finished in the consolation stroke their way to any firsts, finals were Cleeremans, first, there was considerable effort put and Jim Rand, third, in the 200- forth in all events entered. Fresh yd. butterfly; John Cipriani, man Paul Cleeremans had the third in the 200-yd. IM ; Tim How to Break Into Banking best showing for the squad as he Kelly, second in the 50-yd set a new Lawrence freshman freestyle, and Robby Bearman record of 0 58.644 for the 100-yd fifth in the 100-yd. breaststroke. Paul Cleeremans - Swimming Cleeremans is the Lawrentian's final ‘‘Player of the Week” for the winter term In his first season on the Lawrence University Swimming Team (LUST), freshman Paul Cleeremans has been the biggest asset to Coach Gene Davis’ up coming machine. PAULCLEEREMANS FOR THE WIDEST Cleeremans set two individual •nd (we think) bear rhoice in and Lawrence swimming records luggage, come to Pah low’s. earlier this season, both in but We hare over 500 model* by terfly (distance). In the Midwest famous luggage makers at the Athletic Conference finals in price you can afford — $.95 to Moline. 111., this past weekend. 9170. Paul set yet another LU record of :58 644 for the 100-vd butterfly. PAH-LOW’S Additionally, Cleeremans took Luggage, Leathcrgood«, Gifts a first place in the 200-yd. but 303 W. Collrge Ave. terfly as well as taking the lead in Downtown Appleton the Viking 400-yd. medley relay team. Fee Free Student Checking NO MINIMUM BALANCE REQUIRED Talk to us. 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