A NEW BEGINNING Written by Kara Cutruzzula Based on the TV series created by David Angell, Peter Casey, and David Lee March 26, 2020
[email protected] INT. FRASIER CRANE’S APARTMENT - DAY Somehow, the apartment is the same as ever. Killer view, piano in the corner, that deadly recliner dead-center. FRASIER CRANE, 60s, enters from his bedroom wearing a lush robe. A loud BUZZING is coming from the kitchen. FRASIER Is that absolutely necessary? The buzz grows louder. FRASIER (CONT'D) Pardon my interruption, but-- The buzz stops. Frasier tidies the messy breakfast table. MAN (O.C.) (shouting) You say something? FRASIER What’s the point. FREDERICK CRANE, 30s, emerges from the kitchen in a robe. Despite being father and son, they have no traits in common besides dressing up for breakfast. FREDERICK You want a shake? Twenty-eight grams of protein. FRASIER I don’t need protein. I need peace and quiet. And if you’re going to stay here, there are a few rules I need to clarify. Rule number one-- FREDERICK Look, this isn’t my first choice of accommodations. It happens to be one step above my buddy Mikey’s futon. That thing’s got more stains than a stained glass window. FRASIER You are more than welcome here, as I’ve always said. Frederick grabs the newspaper. 2. FREDERICK People say things all the time without meaning them: ‘I’ll buy the next round. Yes, of course I wanted season tickets to the opera for Christmas. No, you weren’t helicopter parents.’ FRASIER Very funny.