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“I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY After HOUR* 6:00pm SHERRY/MONTILLA…Spain has given us Gaudi / Don Quixote / Xavi and… a FLOR-AGED, DRY WINE THAT TASTES LIKE A SHERRY…what the f*@k VERMOUTH…these aromatized wines cure all evils *Flight of Three 1oz. Tastes of any of these elixirs… you pick’em or we pick’em 10.00 APERTIF…these aromatized wines might not cure all evils BEER…it’s beer, just drink it! HOT BEVERAGES…served hot, to warm the spirit AND the belly HAPPY After HOUR* 6:00pm “I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY Glass Taste HOUR* 6oz. 3oz. RIESLING: yes, the season has changed BUT we still love our Rieslings! *Flight of Three Tastes of any of the Rieslings… you pick’em or we pick’em 22.00 *Flight of Five Riesling Tastes from the world of Riesling… we definitely pick’em 36.00 “I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY Glass Taste HOUR* 6oz. 3oz. SPARKLING WHITE CHENIN BLANC…because Emily Ann likes it more than Riesling…oi vey! *Flight of Three Tastes of the Chenin Secs…because Emily Ann demands it of you 18.00 “I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY Glass Taste HOUR* 6oz. 3oz. ALL HAIL THE THERMENREGION CHARDONNAY...apparently, it is a popular grape, according to my mother ALL HAIL ALBARIZA…please ask: WHY MUST I HAIL ALBARIZA?* WARNING: YUMMY WHITE WINE WARNING: YUMMY FORTIFIED WINE Albariza Masterclass (3oz. of each) 14.00 ALL HAIL RETSINA…no questions here…just drink “Cork Dork is the only guide you require for your journey from wine innocence to vinous enlightenment.” Jack Kerouac $15.00 "Went from makin' tuna sandwiches to makin' the news / I started speakin' my mind and tripled my views, and now I know The New Wine Rules" Cardi B $12.00 “When I read Peter Liem’s Champagne, I see stars… and I get thirsty.” Dom Perignon $55.00 “Success “Damn, talk about wine and is not final, terroir. There are few greater failure is not fatal; places to grow grapes than the it is the courage to side of a volcano. Wait, I feel continue that counts. something. The ground is And always, shaking. And now the sky is filled always be with fire. I gotta run.” eating cheese.” resident of Pompeii Winston Churchill $35.00 $24.00 “I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY Glass Taste HOUR* 6oz. 3oz. PINOT NOIR: Philip the Bold loved this grape above all others *Flight of Three Tastes of the above Pinot Noirs…you pick’em or we pick’em 26.00 *Flight of Five Tastes of the above Pinot Noirs…we definitely pick’em 43.00 SÜDTIROL…all hail the former Hapsburg Empire MOUNT ETNA…the hottest vineyard in Europe, literally AND figuratively AUSSIE JUICE: because it is tasty and Olivia Newton John told me to drink it “I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY Glass Taste HOUR* 6oz. 3oz. AN ILLEGAL WINE FROM AN ILLEGAL GRAPE* “I drink, And I know things.” Tyrion Lannister HAPPY Glass Taste HOUR* 6oz. 3oz. SYRAH…I smell this grape and I immediately think of Prince and his Purple Rain ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY CHATEAU MUSAR *Flight of Three Tastes of the Musar vins…your wine world mind will be blown 24.00 .