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Volume 17, Number 52 By Islanders, For Islanders Fort Myers Beach, Florida December 29th, 2017 Top Island Stories of 2017 What a year Fort Myers wall reached us and some on the Beach has had! Don’t we say that island went 12 days without power, every year? Maybe, but this year we though thankfully, most had power had a hurricane, road construction, much sooner. fireworks over fireworks, water More people evacuated due issues and so much more. As the to that storm surge warning. Hotels year winds to a close, the Sand and shelters filled up, friends took Paper did a totally unscientific poll people in. With the long warning in our ‘newsroom’ and came up time as Irma churned through the with the top stories of 2017. In no Caribbean as a Category 5 storm, particular order, here they are: combined with the uncertain path (west coast, east coast, no, west HURRICANE IRMA coast) much of Florida evacuated creating gridlock on I-75 and I-95 She has to be first on the and filling hotels as far north as list, if not in our hearts. Thirteen Tennessee and west to Mississippi. unlucky years after Hurricane Post-Irma we were all humbled by Charley struck Estero Island, Irma the outpouring of help from both dropped by on September 10. After near and far. Neighbors went door hours of tracking that put the eye to door to see if help was needed. right over Fort Myers Beach, it Some didn’t even ask; they just veered to the east just after landfall cleaned up the yards around them. in Marco Island, sparing the island So, if you arrived on the island from a predicted 10-15 foot storm and thought you had had escaped surge. Wind gusts were reportedly damage or debris in your yard, you as high as 130 mph on the island, were the recipient of some Good though sustained winds were much Samaritan yard work. less. Between the rain and wind, Public Safety teams, from just about everyone had landscape our Fort Myers Beach Fire District damage, as in trees down, branches damaged. In addition fences came blown off and signs destroyed. The to Town staff to Lee County Sheriff’s broken, bushes and plants down, roofs were damaged, gutters island lost power before the eye Office and beyond, Cont’d pg.12 2017 Scorecard FMB on Zero-Dollars-a-Day Recapping Yearly Predictions Island Offers Multiple Free Activities In the January 6 edition of jeopardy, particularly in the Spring, Fort Myers Beach is a lot of Times Square, beginning with the The Island Sand Paper, in the first then again just recently when the things to a lot of people – full-time Town of Fort Myers Beach’s 22nd issue of what was then The Baby Town and Lee County engaged in home, seasonal residence, annual Birthday Celebration with its an- New Year, I pulled out my crystal The Blame Game over its apparent getaway paradise, daytrip location, nual Birthday Cupcakes distribu- ball & tea leaves and boldly made slow progress. once-in-a-lifetime dream vacation tion from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., or until my Top Ten Predictions for 2017! It While reFRESH Estero destination. No matter which camp they are gone, with a photo booth seems hard to believe, but the year Boulevard never quite did shut you fall into, however, to go to our and dunk tank. The complimentary is done, so it is time to reach for my down, unfortunately due to the fabulous restaurants and bars and Cupcake giveaway is a yearly tra- scorecard, rate my prognostications Federal Government’s funding tourist attractions, you generally dition that dates back to the Town’s and tally up my final total. cutbacks to the United States Army need a walletful of cash or credit, 1995 founding. Corps and resulting staff reductions, but there are several fun activities The Times Square Mer- 10: The Long & Winding Road: the joint outfall construction permit you can do here that are absolutely chant & Event Association rocks The reFRESH Estero Boulevard approval process extended from free, if you can walk to the location the plaza with live music all day Construction Projects continue 6 months to nearly one year. This or scrape up a few bucks for park- long, with “Remedy” jamming from throughout the entire year. caused work to come to almost a ing! Noon to 5 p.m., then “High Tide” standstill during summer, when Looking for free fun New from 7 p.m. through the New Year. island visitation and traffic are at Year’s Eve festivities? Head to Street entertainers its absolute slowest, with work now Cont’d pg.6 increasing as vehicles and guests are on their seasonal upswing. Happy Birthday & Happy New Year! Chalk 1 up for me! Fireworks Ring In New Year 9: Town Turnover Topsy-Turvy: Town Hall turnover continues.

The Town hired a new Town Manager, Town Attorneys, Parks & Recreation Director, Finance Director, Zoning Technician, part- This is a familiar view for Island residents time Administrative Services as the reFresh FMB road and utility projects, now in their third year, continue to move Director, Side street Construction down the island. Photo by M. Layfield. Project Monitor, Lobbyist and contract Community Development I wrote a year ago it seemed Manager, while promoting an I was giving myself a gimme here, internal Interim Public Works but there were several points Manager, while losing an throughout the year when Town Interim Town Manager, Town Council’s frustration, especially Attorney, Senior Planner, Public over the stormwater component, Works Manager, Administrative might put this prediction in Services Director, Cont’d pg.3 See page 4 Page 2 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017

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The ultimate split decision! While Helmerich Plaza awaits progress on the TPI-FMB project, it offers a sad first Tropical Storm Emily impression to visitors as they arrive on the island. literally came out of nowhere at the Photo by M. Layfield. end of July; Hurricane Irma, though 3-1/2 to 1-1/2; 70% at the the third seat. Bonus credit in that she could have been much worse, halfway point. Council meetings regularly shatter was the first major storm to directly the four-hour mark, leading many strike our community in over a 5: Two Outta Three Ain’t Bad: 2 to Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round The decade; with Harvey and Maria, of the 3 current Council members Old Palm Tree! while passing safely to our west eligible for re-election are victorious 4-1/2 Up; 1-1/2 Down and east respectively, still gave in March, guaranteeing Council us sleepless nights. And this does meetings continue to last as long 4: Bing Bang Boom: Although not even count the hurricane-level as hostage crises. they argue it in the Spring, then Fall, rains in early June and late August Council dividedly and reluctantly that helped give Southwest Florida Longtime Council member funds the public safety portions for its rainiest season on record. and the Town’s 1st mayor Anita fireworks on The 4th of July and Conversely, Turtle Time Cereceda won reelection, with New Year’s Eve, because most of reported a record number of nests appointee Joanne Shamp winning its members do not want to be the on Fort Myers Beach with 99 and on her first term in her own right. Former Ebenezer Scrooges of Fort Myers Bonita Beach at 205, though sadly Vice Mayor Rexann Hosafros Beach! Loggerhead turtle nesting broke heavy rains and hurricanes washed records in 2017, but storms and heavy chose not to seek reelection, with rains washed many away. many away, resulting in less than a first time candidate Bruce Butcher Despite heated discussion record amount of hatchlings. Photo courtesy of Turtle Time. capturing the most votes to win in the Spring Cont’d pg.5 NOW OFFERING!

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______Page 4 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 Happy Birthday & Happy New Year! Island Wild Flowers by Jim Rodwell Fireworks Ring In New Year

COASTALPLAIN ST. JOHN’S WORT Coastalplain St. John’s Wort, Hypericum brachyphyllum, is a wetland species that is found in wet pine flat- woods, pond margins, cypress ponds and depressions in every county in Florida. I first saw brachyphyllum several years Sunday, December Noon to 5 p.m., then “High Tide” port-a-potties, trash dumpsters ago down in the Corkscrew Sanctuary. 31, showcases two significant taking over from 7 p.m. through the and coordination with the Fort I saw it last when Dorothy and I visited the Lake Wales Ridge forest in Polk community milestones. The Town New Year. Several establishments Myers Beach Fire Control District County last spring. There we saw several of Fort Myers Beach marks its 22nd secured permission from the Town and Lee County Sheriff’s Office for dried out depressions filled with large Birthday, while Midnight ushers to allow open carry in Times Square the expected large crowd. populations of brachyphyllum. in 2018, with all-day activities in from Noon to 1 a.m., although it is There will be trolleys Brachyphyllum has a single erect main stem that reaches 5 feet in height. Times Square to commemorate still illegal for private citizens to providing service to the beach prior The base of the main stem is 1-½ inches these two momentous events. bring alcohol to Times Square on to and after fireworks thanks to in diameter. The main stem supports The Town hosts its annual their own or in coolers or to open some timely donations from beach several widely spaced secondary stems. Birthday Cupcakes distribution carry anywhere outside of Times businesses including Doc Ford’s, Leaves are needlelike less than 11 mm in from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., or until they Square. Dixie Fish, Beached Whale, Best length. Leaf margins are curled under so tight that 2/3 of the underside of the leaf are gone, with a photo booth and At Midnight, the Town has its Western, Times Square Merchants is covered, a common strategy to retard dunk tank. The complimentary traditional Beach Ball Drop to ring and Events Association plus a few water loss. Stems are reddish and peel in Cupcakes giveaway is a yearly in 2018. Immediately following this others. The Matanzas Pass Bridge thin stripes. tradition that dates back to the will be a fireworks extravaganza off will close to the public from roughly Flowers are found in upper branches of the plant, usually in Town’s 1995 founding, with the end of the Fort Myers Beach pier Midnight until 1 a.m., to devote all clusters of three. This would be a cyme several of the ladies who originally that was in doubt until literally the three lanes of traffic to vehicles inflorescence. Structure is a corolla of five began it still handing out the tasty last moment, when the volunteer exiting the island following the yellow and ragged petals with upwards of treats. Truly Scrumptious, from the Fireworks Fundraising Committee fireworks display. twenty to thirty stamens wrapped up like Santini Marina Plaza, is donating raised the necessary amount with Celebrate the Town’s 22nd a pinwheel. The corolla sets on a calyx of five green sepals. Brachphyllum has an all 500 of the homemade cupcakes key contributions from The Lani Birthday and the start of 2018 all abundant number of flowers. this year. Kai Island Resort, Sunset Beach day on New Year’s Eve at Times There are 32 species in the genus The Times Square Tropical Grill & The Playmore Tiki Square! Hypericum, all native to Florida. The Merchant & Event Association will Bar and Tetra Tech Engineering. specimen in the picture was found in the C.R.E.W. Preserve. rock the plaza with live music all day The Town provided permitting Gary Mooney long, with “Remedy” jamming from assistance and will fund security,

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Hurricane Irma took the roof off this home that was under renovation and dropped it across the street. Photo by M.Layfield and Fall with split votes, Council C-43 reservoir; and more endless approach, his many community getting my last two wrong. Despite fights off the temptation to be the debate. group planning meetings, the its ongoing frustrations over Burgermeister Meisterburgers of 6-1/2 to 1-1/2. feeling that he will be a long-term stormwater, including the painful Town history and allocates moneys landlord rather than a cut & run guy, realization its current funding for both, even agreeing to fully fund 2: Time Square Resort DOA: or just the fact that, 14 years now formula won’t generate enough fireworks for The Fourth of July! My streak ends here, though in after Hurricane Charley devastated income to repair all island side 5-1/2 to 1-1/2 fairness to me, this never really that neighborhood, the first sight streets, Council recently even got off the ground in 2017! Despite you really do see when crossing affirmed it had no intention of 3: Water Water Everywhere: first attempting to submit their the Matanzas Pass Bridge is not pursuing any island-wide vote on Water quality continues to be a redevelopment plan back in March, the beautiful Gulf of Mexico but an this controversial topic. prime issue. TPI-FMB Resort, as the Downtown amazing facsimile of Downtown Despite crashing & burning reconstruction proposal is now Detroit, and that is not a good initial on my final two, I end up 6-1/2 to Historic Lake Okeechobee known, will not reach the Beach’s impression for any community – the good and 3-1/2 down for a 65% releases; brown water running Local Planning Agency until even Detroit! success ratio. If I could take that down the Caloosahatchee River as February 2018 at the earliest, and 6-1/2 to 2-1/2 luck to Las Vegas or Immokalee, much as 8 miles out into the Gulf of Council sometime after that. Fort Myers Beach would never Mexico; Cape Coral almost running 1: Stormy Water: After arguing have to put up with me again! Alas, out of water; water quality debate My prediction was that most of the year, Council pulls I am not a gambler, so tune in next and ultimately testing on Fort Myers Council would turn down the plan, the proverbial Stormwater System week for my 2018 predictions! Beach; approval of Senate Bill 10 but I must admit there seems to plug and refers it to a community for a storage reservoir south of be a softening in opposition to the referendum. Gary Mooney Lake O; deep injection wells to the concept, perhaps due to developer Lake’s north, continued work on the Tom Torgerson’s stick-to-it-ness I end on a double thud, Make Nervous Nellies a Holiday Tradition!

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The observation dock at the Mound House. perform for tips, so try to give them something. At Midnight, the Town hosts its traditional Beach Ball Drop to ring in 2018. Immediately following this is a fireworks extravaganza off the Fort Myers Beach pier. Lee County Parks & Rec- reation has several free seasonal Nature Walks to explore the barrier island, shorelines and conserva- tion areas led by volunteer natural- ists through spring. The Bowditch Point Park nature walk takes you through this 17-acre natural jewel at the northern tip of Estero Island every other Tuesday through March from 9:30 to 11 a.m., with parking at $2 per hour, with the next one on January 2. Discover the constantly changing features of the barrier island ecosystem and learn how plants and animals adapt to life on this fragile spit of sand. The free Bunche Beach Pre- serve Walk at 18201 John Morris Road off Summerlin Rod in south Fort Myers is offered every Mon- days except for holidays through April 30 from 9:30 to 11 a.m., with parking $2 per hour. Explore the shoreline while meandering the San Carlos Bay ecosystem. Learn about shoreline birds, shells, animals, and plants. “Life in the Mangroves” is an inspirational and educational walk through the Matanzas Pass Pre- serve every Thursday from 9:30 to 11 a.m. Discover the diverse plant and animal life in this maritime oak hammock, transitional wetland, and mangrove forest ecosystem at 199 Bay Road, located down the road behind the Fort Myers Beach Public Library. Wear closed-toes shoes that can get wet to all walks, and bring water, bug spray, binoculars and cameras. For details, contact Lee County Parks & Recreation at 213-533-7275 or leeparks@leegov. com. In a related program, the historic Mound House presents the free year-round “Beach Walk at Newton Beach Park” every Tues- day morning at 9 a.m.at 4650 Es- tero Boulevard, with parking at $3 per hour, weather permitting. Meet December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 7 FMB on Zero-Dollars-a-Day Island Offers Multiple Free Activities, Cont’d from pg.6 at the thatch hut, and then explore the natural treasures on Fort Myers Beach through a guided walk along the shore for free. Speaking of the iconic Mound House, it is Estero Island’s oldest standing structure now owned by the Town of Fort Myers Beach and restored to its 1921 grandeur as the community’s cultural and environmental learning center. Its magnificent 2.77-acre property has over 100 native plants, like hickory, sea grapes, strangler figs, sabal palms, and gumbo limbo trees, as well as early Florida agri- culture like grapefruit, avocado and mango, surrounded by the back bay and canals, and the grounds and observation dock are free to stroll. Plan your walk at the Mound House for the first or third Tuesday morning of each month, and enjoy Bowditch Point Park offers both bay and Gulf views. the complimentary “Caloosa Carv- ers at The Mound House.” These ers Beach and Southwest Florida, hurt yourself!” There are no formal Public Library is at 2755 Estero talented woodcarvers ply their trade such as preservation, history, ar- teams and no sliding and if you Boulevard with free parking; hours in free demonstrations, providing chaeology, and the environment. can’t run, you still bat and someone are Monday through Friday from the museum with hands-on educa- The Mound House is at 451 Con- else runs for you. For details call Ed 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., with Saturdays 9 tional tools. The Caloosa Carvers necticut Street, with additional free at 248-891-8848 or just come out a.m. to 1 p.m. It is closed Sundays of Fort Myers appear through April parking and transportation service and join in on the fun and action. and holidays; see www.fmb.lib.fl.us from 9 a.m. to Noon, with their next from 216 Connecticut. For infor- After all, no one is keeping score! or call 239-765-8162. session on January 2. mation, call 239-765-0865 or see Bay Oaks is at 2731 Oak Street, Fort Myers Beach is known The free Mound House Lec- www.moundhouse.org. down the street from the Fort Myers for its fabulous musical scene, with ture Series is the second Tuesday For you guys and gals who Beach Public Library. several free performances. The of each month through March from are age 50+ and sports-oriented, The Beach Library is a Sunset Sing-Along is each Thurs- 5:30 to 7 p.m., with “Bird Migration” report to the Bay Oaks Recreation haven for free family fun! Beside day through mid-March at Bowditch with Kara LeFevre on January 9. Center baseball fields for free Se- browsing the collections for a good Point Park at 5 p.m. Join Mike Programs begin with light refresh- nior Slow-Pitch Softball every Tues- book or author, visit the 3rd floor Leising, John Van Dyche and Salli ments, beverages, and wine at day and Thursday morning through exhibit area to view the works of the Donaldson as they pass out lyrics, 5:30 p.m., followed by the speaker April at 10 a.m. Parking is free Artist of the Month, and attend one then sing-along to the Beatles, Ev- at 6 p.m. Lectures cover topics of and you don’t even need a base- or more of its over 30 free monthly erly Brothers, Motown, Elvis, Willie deep interest to many on Fort My- ball glove, with their motto: “Don’t programs. The Fort Myers Beach Nelson and more. Cont’d pg.21 Page 8 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 New Year Resolutions: A New You? Quick: What’s as old as time and And then real life sets in. You know, Well, maybe it’s not so much us as cific steps to measure your prog- as easy to break as a bone-dry pie the same life we were living last the system that’s at fault. Setting ress? Bite-size swallows are easier crust? week, last month ... er, yesterday. goals is a great alternative, but if to digest. The same responsibilities. The we merely change the name and Answer: New Years resolutions. same routines. Even the same un- not the way we go about achieving Motivation: What’s your reason for expected curveballs and interrup- our resolutions, it’s a safe bet that setting a particular goal? Have a We’ve all made ‘em. We’ve all bro- tions. by February most of us will be sigh- good strong “why” before you even ken ‘em. A very few (only about ing, “Blew it again!” try. 8-12 percent!) will actually keep Where did the time go? Where did them. But are we really doomed to our resolutions go? Let’s beat that flawed system. As Tactics: How will you direct your fail at losing weight, spending more best-selling author, blogger and forces to carry out those measur- time with family and friends, paying Some of us prefer to call resolu- speaker Michael Hyatt has not- able steps? down debt and pretty much every tions goals, as if secretly believing, ed, five simple keys are vital to other type of good intention we sol- even unconsciously, that giving this goal-setting success: Learn from those with proven strat- emnly pledge each Dec. 31? Jan. 1 staple a different name will egies. As every captain on land disarm the shadow of past failures. 1) Belief or sea knows, even the smallest Let’s face it, that “blank slate, fresh “Goals!” we say. “I’m setting goals 2) Closure change of course may radically al- start” feeling that comes with each this year.” 3) Design ter your ultimate destination. new year can be a bit of a rush. 4) Motivation So, can you realistically look for- There’s always the hope that this And then most of us proceed to fail 5) Tactics ward to a new you in the coming year will be different. Those blank at our goals as well. new year? With the help of a few calendar pages are loaded with un- Belief: Do you really believe that smart steps (to paraphrase a cer- explored opportunity! What the heck is wrong with us?! you can achieve what you want? tain former U.S. president), “Yes, With all your heart? you can!”

Closure: Are you ready to let go of Lucie Winborne past failures? Keep your eyes on the prize? (c) 2017 King Features Synd., Inc. Photo credit: Depositphotos Design: Have you formulated spe- December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 9 Editorial

ISLAND WISHES FOR 2018 Very early Monday morning we begin a new year – 2018. Humor us old people for a minute…We recall when it was hard to remember to write 1980 on our checks. Now it’s “What’s a check?” and “Wow! You were alive in 1980?” While the calendar is an artificial method of marking time and civilization has used a variety of methods since we came out of the caves, setting the beginning of a new year is a useful artifice. It provides a new beginning, a blank slate, the opportunity to reflect on the past and plan to improve in the future. Anyone who doubts that has never tried to get a treadmill at their gym in January. Western civilization has been using the Gregorian calendar for 435 years now, but Julius Caesar is the guy who set the beginning of the New Year as January 1 in 46 B.C. But the tradition of making New Year’s resolutions has been around for 4,000 years. We have the Babylonians to thank for that and New Year’s celebrations, though their New Year came in mid-March when crops were planted. Even if we don’t make resolutions and research shows that 55% Your Hometown Newspaper for over 17 years of us pass on that tradition, the New Year offers a chance to reflect on the past and plan for the future. What do we wish for our Island in 2018? Bob Layfield, Publisher • A safe year for all pedestrians, bicyclists, construction workers and mo- [email protected] torists that use our roadways. May we all keep a keen eye on each other Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing both in & out of construction zones. your temper or your self-confidence. Robert Frost • Patience and progress on our waterline, stormwater and Estero Blvd projects. All three projects are sorely needed and will be a part of our lives Missy Layfield, Editor for a few more years. The results are visible in our downtown area and as [email protected] each segment is finished, we’ll benefit from the results. I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. Harry S Truman • Progress on our downtown redevelopment. The Town now has an application for a project that will transform about 6 acres of dilapidated downtown into a new resort with some public amenities. Public Hearings will be Mike Buster, Circulation Manager held in early 2018. We hope it gets a fair hearing on its current merits and c/o [email protected] is not pre-judged as bad just because it’s something new. I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain • Thoughtful and civil conversation on all community issues. Everyone has an opinion and we wish that more people felt comfortable sharing that opinion with the folks that make decisions for our Town. Mark List, Production Manager [email protected] • A busy visitor season that brings prosperity to our Island businesses and I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. the employees that keep them running. Oscar Wilde • A spirit of inclusion on our Island. Residents, taxpayers and businesses all provide crucial financial support to our Town. All support our Island in Sarah List, Photographer a variety of ways. Our definition of an Islander has long included anyone [email protected] who lives, works or visits here. It doesn’t matter to us whether they own, Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind. rent or work here. Or if they’re just here for a day. Islanders love our Island Matthew Prior and want what’s best for it. Anytime any Islander is marginalized, we all suffer. Sandy Sandness, Advertising • Stability and institutional memory within Town Hall. We have another [email protected] large crop of new people serving in Town Hall again this year and while Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind we welcome their fresh outlooks and new ideas, some institutional mem- don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Dr. Seuss ory is helpful and we hope staff sticks around to develop some because it makes working with Town Hall smoother for everyone. Gary Mooney, Lead Writer • Public accesses that serve the public and not just the neighborhood. [email protected] Public includes other Island residents and visitors. We know not all those Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and who use accesses are perfect guests on our Island, but some are Island detective stories. Arthur C. Clark residents themselves and should feel free to utilize any access on the Island. • A dry season with just enough rain to keep our plants alive and the sa- An Theindependently Island owned and Sand operated island Paper newspaper. linity low in the Caloosahatchee River. PHONES Office: 239 - 463- 4461 FAX 855-886-3568 (toll-free) • Continued recovery of our homes and our hearts from the stress and MAIL 450 Old San Carlos Blvd. Unit G-108 damage from Hurricane Irma. Ft. Myers Beach, Florida 33931 • Public restrooms for visitors and Islanders who enjoy our beach. We E-Mail [email protected] all want to enjoy the beach with our family and friends. Without public restrooms at beach accesses that’s hard to do. We wish the Town would WEBSITE fortmyersbeach.news recognize the benefits of providing this public service that both residents and visitors would use. SUBMISSIONS POLICY Signed letters up to 300 words are welcome. All letters should be the original work of the author & include a phone number for veri- OFFICE HOURS • Continued progress on our water quality issues, both too much Lake fication. No pseudonyms. We reserve the right to edit for clarity, brev- MON-FRI 10AM-3PM O water during rainy season and too little water during dry season. The ity, accuracy, good taste and to prevent libel. No attacks on private individuals or letter writing campaigns, please. Repetitive letters from Subject to change due to south reservoir is not a complete solution to our water woes. the same individual on the same subject will not be printed. We will story assignments. publish a maximum of two letters from the same individual every 30 CALL TO BE SURE! • Lastly we wish for continued generosity and community spirit that binds days. Submissions over 300 words will be considered for Guest Opin- our community together. ion publication. DEADLINE FOR LETTER SUBMISSION IS NOON WEDNESDAY. The Island Sand Paper encourages all Islanders to submit original articles and Happy New Year Fort Myers Beach! photos. Publication is based on space and takes into account relevance and quality. The Sand Paper uses artistic license for humor and to amuse its readers. Nothing contained in this paper is intended to embarrass or offend anyone. Missy & Bob Layfield COPYRIGHT 2000-2017 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. No parts of this newspaper may be copied or reproduced without the written permission of The Island Sand Paper. Page 10 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 From Sand Paper Photographer Sarah List

Our awesome local gal Sheena Brook, at her album release party! I loved how the Cottage was lit up and decorated for Mardi Gras

-Like every year and every day, I just love me a good old antique beauty Loved the little girl’s face in this pic. Just pure joy during the annual Shrimp Run December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 11

The lighting was just amazing with the bridge, sunset and lit up boats for the Again, with the bridge, fireworks and kid’s silhouette in the reflection in the water, Christmas Boat parade this year! it was just a perfect shot!

I loved the intensity on this lil’ Superman’s face who ran the entire Turtle Trot This year’s Shrimp Festival Queen and her court. down in Lover’s Key

The Medieval Faire is not complete without crazy gymnast sisters! Page 12 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017

Top Island Stories of 2017, Cont’d from pg.1 did a spectacular job preparing Technically, what is months in advance and executed the happening with Estero Blvd. is plans perfectly before, during and two projects: reFRESH Estero after Irma’s appearance. Residents Boulevard and reFRESH Fort were allowed back on the Island in Myers Beach Waterlines. The Town less than 24 hours after a damage of Fort Myers Beach is replacing the survey and some road clearing. waterlines in the town, starting with Legions of volunteers appeared the main lines under Estero Blvd. in the weeks after the storm. Generally, the waterlines need to be Residents piled landscape debris done before the other project. That next to every road on the island and other project, reFRESH Estero Blvd we got a chance to experience ‘fall is a Lee County one that includes color’ as we watched all that green new sewer lines, trolley stops, turn brown. sidewalks, roadway and center Whether they had a lot of lane stormwater drainage. Florida damage or hardly any, Islanders Power & Light has been moving were grateful – Grateful that the their poles to the edge of the storm turned east and we avoided right-of-way to maximize sidewalk a storm surge -- grateful that we space. Virtually all utilities are didn’t have the flooding that Bonita involved in some way – FPL, phone Springs had for months after the and cable lines will all be moved storm -- grateful that our water during this project. In addition the and sewer system was intact unlike Town is working on a stormwater Collier County’s -- grateful that our project. The center lane drainage Island pulled together after the on Estero Blvd has to connect with storm. the Town’s stormwater system, so there’s some back and forth on ESTERO BLVD who’s ready and who’s not. Add in PROJECTS the slowdown on permits from the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers due to budget cuts and the potential for real problems rises. Right now, progress is being made. Segment 1 is done from Crescent Street to Lovers Lane with wide sidewalks on both sides of the street, new curbs and roadway. Segment 1 has a narrow right-of-way so there was no room to have bike lanes, as there will be with the other segments. The travel lanes in Segment 1 have markings known as sharrows, meant to indicate that vehicles and bicycles share the lane. The center lane drainage works though there were problems with the pavers cracking that seem to have resolved through some teamwork between the manufacturer and construction team. Segment 2 from Lovers Lane to Publix is underway. There has even been some prep work done in Segment 3 from Publix to Albatross. Crews work Monday- Friday from 7am – 7pm. Two lanes should remain open with rare exceptions as this project continues to work its way down the island. TPI-FMB

The downtown area continues to look a bit desolate, so what’s happening with the TPI project? If we only had a dollar for every time we’re asked that one... But this is a free paper, so here goes… TPI’s downtown development remained in the headlines in 2017, with a second plan under consideration at the beginning of the year. That version included the use of the Seafarer’s property, but without several of the more contentious features that had drawn criticism. A debate between Lee County and the Town of Fort Myers Beach as to which entity should weigh in first ensued, finally resolved when County Commissioners told the Town that they still needed the Seafarer’s parcel for storage during the Estero Blvd projects. The TPI project then went back to the drawing board, to emerge in the spring with a third plan. December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 13

Top Island Stories of 2017, Cont’d from pg.12 In March the Town held an election. Five candidates qualified for three seats: Bruce Butcher, Anita Cereceda, Forrest “Butch” Critser, Joanne Shamp and Ber Stevenson. Island voters chose Butcher, Cereceda and Shamp to fill the three-year terms. Vice-Mayor Rexann Hosafros left council after deciding to not run for re-election. The council chose Dennis Boback as Mayor and Tracey Gore as Vice- TOWN STAFF Mayor. TURNOVER A Strategic Planning effort by council over the summer resulted January saw the arrival in a list of goals and objectives of new Parks & Recreation for the coming year. Council also Department Director Sean created a Bike & Pedestrian DePalma. As 2017 dawned, the Committee that would go on to Interim Town Manager was Jim develop a community Master Bike & Steele after Don Stillwell was fired in TPI submitted a formal waterpark plus a restaurant/bar Pedestrian Plan focused on safety, application to the Town in March, with 30 rooms on upper floors. The June 2016, Maureen Rischitelli was helping to make the Town eligible Director of Administrative Services working with the Town’s Community resort would be 3 stories and 40 feet for future grants. And in February Development department to fine above flood stage, which is about and handling the budget, Kara the Cape-Coral-Fort Myers area Stewart was Director of Community tune the plan and submitting 12 feet downtown. Details and was ranked Number 1 in the nation additional information over the next drawings at http://bit.ly/TPIFMB. Development, Matt Noble was by the Dangerous by Design 2016 Principal Planner, Scott Baker was several months. The Town also study. In Lee County each year an hired Bill Spikowski, author of the Public Works Director and Dawn average of 200 pedestrians are Lehnert was the Town Attorney. Town’s Land Development Code, COUNCIL ELECTION injured and 19 killed. to assist in reviewing the plan. The By the end of the year, those staff ”final” application, the result of all members would all be gone and that back & forth, was submitted there would be new people in each in November. Town staff is now of those roles, some with a different analyzing it and it is expected to title. The Town Manager is now go to the Local Planning Agency in Roger Hernstadt, Robert Lange is February to begin Public Hearings the Town’s new Finance Director, and then to Town Council after that. Marta Fernandez is Director of The third plan, now called Administrative Services, Jason simply TPI-FMB, has the resort Greene is Director of Community property mainly on the bayside of Development, The Town Attorney Estero Blvd. with 260 rooms with is now the Peterson Law Firm and guest parking on the ground floor. Chelsea O’Riley is the Public Works On the Gulf side is a Beach Club Manager. Cont’d pg.14 Page 14 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017

Top Island Stories of 2017, Cont’d from pg.13 dozens of concerts, fun fundraisers Noble approached developer Joe and parties held during 2017 either Orlandini for help. The slow-motion as a benefit or just for fun. midnight move down Estero Blvd and up and over the bridge drew hundreds of spectators. The cottage HISTORIC COTTAGE is now under renovation while the MOVE EIHS works with Lee County to find room for it near their other two At about midnight on June historic cottages at the entrance to 18, a 100-year-old historic cottage Matanzas Pass Preserve. began its move to San Carlos Island for storage and renovation, BIG CARLOS PASS after being saved from demolition by group of folks determined to Dredging of passes is pretty not let a piece of Island history common, but in 2017, we had one disappear. The cottage stood at pass dredged that had never been 3360 Estero Blvd for a century, but done before, Big Carlos Pass, at the new owners with building plans led south end of the Island. Requiring a to the need to remove it, with not boatload of approvals, permits and much time to do so. The Estero permissions, the process leading FESTIVALS & was celebrated with a parade and Island Historic Society (EIHS) to the dredging took years, but the SPECIAL EVENTS fireworks off the pier with families wanted it, but needed to find space, actual dredging was accomplished enjoying a day at the beach. The so they and Town Planner Matt in months. After finding more shells 2017 was filled with year Island Hopper Songwriters Fest round events that entertained came to Fort Myers Beach at the residents and drew visitors to our end of September after a tough Island. March brought the 59th decision as to whether it was too Annual Fort Myers Beach Shrimp soon after Hurricane Irma. Turns Festival complete with parade, out it was a great decision as it pageant, kids run, 5K, expo, shrimp brought everyone out to enjoy the dinners and a shrimp-eating contest. great music and brought back a Kelsey Collins was crowned the bit of normalcy. From there we 2017 Shrimp Queen. Before you slid right into Pirate Fest in early could blink, it was St. Patrick’s October. Though it was a bit Day and the island exploded in smaller than usual, the fun and green for the St. Patrick’s Day pirating was appreciated by all. parade and celebration. The 11th Paint the Beach brought artists Fort Myers Beach Film Festival and art-lovers to the beach in early brought dozens of independent November. The 31st American films to the beach for the 5-day Sandsculpting Championship event in April. In May Taste of the offered ten days of sand-related Beach filled Old San Carlos Blvd art and incredible sculptures to the with samples of some of the best beach at the Wyndham Garden food on the Island. The 4th of July Resort. In addition there were December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 15

Top Island Stories of 2017, Cont’d from pg.14 occasionally right along our shore. Florida Red Tide appeared this fall, right on schedule. While releases are not thought to cause red tide, it is well known that the nutrients in the releases feed the red tide bacteria and help keep it growing. FIREWORKS

There were fireworks on the 4th of July 2017 and will be fireworks at midnight on New Year’s Eve and energy for the community and 2017. There will also be fireworks beach businesses to raise funds on the 4th of July 2018. That much for a New Year’s Eve fireworks we are sure of. After years of show. The FMB community still debate and uncertainty, the Town got it done. By mid-December the Council voted to fully fund fireworks Fireworks Fundraising Committee on the 4th of July going forward and had gathered enough donations not fund New Year’s Eve fireworks. to fund both fireworks and trolleys, and less sand in some areas of the and harms sea life. The Town would fund a New Year’s which the Town had not provided pass, the dredging plan was altered Hurricane Irma dumped Eve midnight ball drop, afternoon for their midnight ball drop. In the and the work was about to finally a stunning amount of rain on the cupcakes to celebrate the Town’s end, all systems are a go for New wrap up when Irma arrived. In a entire Florida peninsula, leading birthday and public safety for Year’s Eve celebration in Fort good bit of news, Irma’s pulling so to near record Lake O levels and these Times Square events. This Myers Beach! much water and sand out of the bay continued high releases months council decision came at the end and pass managed to finish the job after the storm. This led to brown of September, two weeks after Missy Layfield for the dredgers, clearing the extra water miles out into the Gulf and Hurricane Irma, leaving little time sand from the channel. Lee County Department of Transportation owns the Big Carlos Bridge and has determined that it’s time to replace the span. They did a boater survey in 2017 and are planning a general public information meeting January 18 at Bay Oaks to discuss options and environmental concerns.

WATER QUALITY

Living on an island, just downstream from the mouth of the Caloosahatchee that carries Lake Okeechobee releases, how could water quality not be a big issue? In some good water news, of which there is usually a drought, the Florida Legislature agreed in 2017 to fund a southern Lake Okeechobee reservoir championed by Senator Joe Negron. The plan was scaled back to include only state owned land and willing sellers, which will lead to a smaller reservoir. In surprising news, the planning of that reservoir is moving along well. It will not stop the need to send water down the rivers, but will help lower the amounts sent East and West as more water will go South. Meanwhile concern about not getting enough water during the winter dry months remains an issue as that raises the salinity in the river Page 16 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 Birds of SWFL

The colorful and varied wildlife of Fort Myers Beach egret were shared with the Sand Paper this week by and Southwest Florida draws photographers from all Tom Lally of Chicago. The Sand Paper welcomes pho- over the world to our shores each year. These pho- to submissions from our readers year round. Send to tos of roseate spoonbills, burrowing owls and a cattle [email protected]. December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 17 VIEWPOINTS THE HYPOCRITIC OATH ALABAMA’S ROY MOORE IS PURE STEVE BANNON There’s no such thing as the Hypocritic Oath, but there should be. Trans- Roy Moore is the Steve Bannon project in a nutshell. lated from the original Pig Latin, it is: “Be sanctimonious if you want, but don’t get For the former Trump operative, the Alabama Senate candidate’s tattered caught doing the very same thing you’re so holier-than-thou about, otherwise it’ll credibility is a feature, not a bug. If Moore had well-considered political and legal bite you in the butt.” That is a very loose translation. views, good judgment and a sterling reputation, he’d almost by definition be part of Among those it has bottom-bitten is Sen. Al Franken. He goes first be- the establishment that Bannon so loathes. Since Moore has none of those things, cause we’re related. We’re friends, so anyone who’s not happy with what I say he’s nearly an ideal representative of the Bannon insurgency. here can rip me a new one. Al has been outspoken about female rights, but don’t Events in Alabama make it clear that Bannon’s dime-store Leninism -- burn you know, he stands accused of physically imposing himself on fellow performer everything down, including perhaps the Republican Senate majority -- comes at a Leeann Tweeden while on a USO tour 11 years ago. Not only that, but he was considerable cost. In this enterprise, the truth and standards don’t matter. Being an- photographed pretending to grope her chest while she slept. It was tasteless, to ti-establishment is an escape clause from personal responsibility, and #war means say the least, and stupid. proudly defending the indefensible. Now a second woman has come forward to say that while she posed It’s no accident that Bannon ended up joined at the hip to the one Republi- with Franken at the Minnesota State Fair, he grabbed her rear end. So, is he a can in the state of Alabama who might be capable of losing a Senate race. Bannon hypocrite? Al himself says he is. In his apology to Tweeden, he wrote: “I respect went out of his way to associate himself with Moore, and to make the former judge women. I don’t respect men who don’t. And the fact that my own actions have -- twice jettisoned from the state’s highest court -- a poster boy for his style of politics. given people a good reason to doubt that makes me feel ashamed.” There are two options in terms of Bannon’s role in Alabama. Our next stop on our hypocrite parade is TWEETUS, Mr. President. No If he’s the Svengali he portrays himself as, he’s falling down on the job. It sooner had Sen. Franken been hoisted by his own petard than President Donald appears Bannon didn’t do thorough opposition research on his own candidate, a Trump took to Twitter to bang out: “The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, standard professional practice, and couldn’t prevail on Moore to get his story straight speaks a thousand words.” First of all, the doofus misspelled “Frankenstein.” before talking to the media. Secondly, if there’s anyone who should be avoiding this subject, it is Donald Then there’s the option that Bannon is simply a glorified bystander in Ala- Trump, who is charged with all manner of sexual violation. Fourteen women that bama, which is consistent with the fact that Moore would have almost certainly won we know of have claimed that they were his victims. He’d often brag about such the primary with or without Bannon’s support. Donald Trump was Donald Trump long things. before Bannon showed up, and, sure enough, he’s been Donald Trump since Ban- Trump, of course, is from the never-admit-anything school, much like non left the White House. Roy Moore in Sweet Home Alabama. Moore has been credibly accused of be- Ultimately, Bannon is a barnacle on the Trump brand, although one that ing sweet on just about any teeny-bopper in a skirt back when he was in his can’t get his story straight. Sometimes he says the Trump administration is effectively 30s, which was nearly 40 years ago. He stands accused of sexually assaulting over, in which case he’s implicitly saying that his erstwhile boss abandoned his voters a 14-year-old, among others. Moore denies it all, and he’s refusing to abandon within a year of taking office. his Senate bid. He’s rallying his fellow Christian fanatics, who are normally stern- Bannon doesn’t dare follow this thought through to its logical conclusion. ly prudish about sex -- except when it comes to their boy Roy, and Donald, of Instead, he inveighs against Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. course. Bannon’s argument that a globalist cabal has coalesced to thwart Trump’s But let’s spread the love; hypocrisy is definitely bipartisan. With our sud- agenda in Washington is contemptible nonsense. Obamacare repeal and replace den interest in purging all piggishness, those leading the charge are the very failed in the Senate, not because McConnell wasn’t determined to pass it, but be- same ones who ran interference for Bill Clinton back when he was president and cause three Senate Republicans went their own way despite McConnell’s good-faith faced a drumbeat of credible charges. That’s because he supported their pro- efforts. gressive agenda. Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones were just two of the women If Moore were in the Senate, he’d presumably be a reliable Republican vote they savaged. They have a lot to answer for, and so does Hillary, who was criti- like any other Alabama senator. The only difference is that he hates McConnell. Is cized by enemies as being her husband’s perv enabler. Now she’s telling a radio that worth the reputational risk to the party of being associated with such a compro- interviewer that “Every situation has to be judged on its own merit,” meaning mised figure? If there is a new Republican Senate leader in the next Congress, he husband Bill’s situations were somehow different. They were not. sure as hell isn’t going to be a bomb thrower (Senate leaders never are). So what’s Obviously, there’s a huge difference between politicians, certainly now, the point? but there’s one thing they have in common on all parts of the left-middle-right Apparently to find an unbelievably checkered collection of Senate candi- spectrum: Most of them are card-carrying hypocrites. dates, and to put Senate seats at risk by nominating them, no matter what their electoral appeal or vulnerabilities. Steve Bannon wants as many Roy Moores as Bob Franken possible.

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Among the titles most checked out of the Fort Myers Beach Library in 2017 are both expected front-runners and a few interesting surprises.

David Baldacci appears on Bestseller Deep Blue by most popular lists multiple times, week of the year) were mystery Randy Wayne White and The especially for his The Last Mile and titles, Never Never by James Whistler by John Grisham shared No Man’s Land. Mystery readers Patterson, Home by Harlan Coben, the top spot in 2017, followed by will find this no surprise. Escape Clause by John Sandford the award-winning Night School and The Wrong Side of Goodbye by Lee Child and Seduced by Though not on the top of the by Michael Connelly. Randy Wayne White. list but in regular demand (meaning it was checked out almost every

Of high interest, meaning the title was on hold with waiting lists most of the year were Below the Belt by Stuart Woods, The Award by Danielle Stuart, Cross the Line by James Patterson and Surrender, New York by Caleb Carr.

Military History’s very high interest was Killing the Rising Sun: How America Vanquished

World War II Japan by Bill O’ Reilly. In the realm of biographies, J.D. Vance’s Hillbilly Elegy: A December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 19 Beach Library’s Most Popular Checkouts of 2017

Memoir of a Family and Culture level. A good ending or a sad one needs to be growth. They must in Crisis invited much discussion is not important as long as the book be affected by the world around and interest. makes the reader feel something them, and death is not necessarily special. a negative. The story has to be Many of the author names compelling, new, original and have above provide a solid basis for some elements of surprise. Lead saying that a popular book is often the reader into believing, and one where the author really likes then reveal a clue that it might be their characters and their story line. something else. Keep challenging If the author isn’t bored with their them! story, the reader won’t be either. In addition, many of the components above point to the importance of family and romance and that these contribute to making a story successful. Family, whether we like it or not, is a big influence in each of our lives. Even the absence of a family, whether because of dysfunction or tragedy, is still an influence. Romance is part of that because we are all created to love and need a solid foundation where faithfulness is integral. The book discussion group meets each month to probe a Other fiction titles that were particular novel or non-fiction work out of the library more than on in depth. They have helped me the shelves included the mystery appreciate that a popular book is a novels, Fatal by John Lescroart, balance of complex and developed Rushing Waters by Danielle characters, a real in-depth conflict, Steel, The Fix by David Baldacci secrets and lies that need to be and Small Great Things by Jodi revealed, sub-plots to offer the January’s book discussion Picoult. story twists and turns, and if there’s will be held on January 16 at romance, it must make sense and 10:30am in the Community Room. There are many points of not based on a fling. The world has The book under discussion is A satisfaction in working in a library. to be well formed with laws and Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Among them are the interest and government, even if politics isn’t Towles, which is already receiving passion that many titles open the main focus. If there’s magic, praise and could well become a up for readers. When I look at there must be rules for said magic, popular checkout in 2018. the most popular checkouts of and the book has to explain how it’s 2017, it makes me realize that viewed. Also, the main character Dr. Leroy Hommerding many of these enabled readers to must change. This change doesn’t Beach Library Director understand a subject at another have to earth-shattering but there Page 20 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 21 FMB on Zero-Dollars-a-Day Island Offers Multiple Free Activities, Cont’d from pg.7

Matanzas Pass Preserve offers shady boardwalks in a never-developed preserve.

Newton Park is a favorite spot for locals to enjoy the beach. Photos by Sarah List. Parking is $2 per hour, and shows and sunglasses, and catch some end just before sunset, so you can rays on our beautiful, cool, white walk down to the beach to enjoy the sand beaches. Stay until evening to view. marvel at one of the most magnifi- Complimentary Sunset Cel- cent sunsets anywhere on the plan- ebration Concerts are offered ev- et, especially now when the sun ery Friday and Saturday in Times dissolves right into the Gulf of Mex- Square from 5 to 10 p.m., offering ico, affording you the opportunity to an entertaining musical backdrop to witness the rare Green Flash! the spectacular sunset, sponsored No Money – No Problem! by the Times Square Merchant & Welcome to Fort Myers Beach! Event Association and The Beach- es of Fort Myers and Sanibel. Gary Mooney Finally, there is the obvious! Pack a bag, towel, chair, sunblock www.moundhouse.org. Page 22 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 23

“All the locals are out tonight” Mary Winner “A fish, an alien and a pirate walk into a bar..” Jon Barnard “Well, I was in this poker game holding a flush. He bet a mouthful of teeth. I called his teeth and raised my right eye. Darned if he didn’t have a full house!!” Eric M. Huntsman “Santa you need to stop drinking..you’re turning green around the gills” Sue Harvel Lowry “Do you see what I see?” Alice Dickson

Every weekend I draw a cartoon and put it up on my FB page, and ask my friends to contribute captions for the cartoon. I also ask they vote for the ones they think are funniest (‘Like’ as many as you like). The uncaptioned cartoons can be found on the FB pages of Mark List and Island Sand Paper

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The first beach school

Our library in days gone bye.

The old Swing Bridge (now the Matanzas Pass Bridge)

Times Square in the mid-forties..

An old-fashioned shrimp boil

The Chapel by the Sea The shrimp boats that put us on the map. Page 26 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017 BEACH CLASSIFIEDS YOGA HELP WANTED

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the FMB Community Foundation Farmer’s Markets. The Fort Myers hot dogs, beer, wine and soda by will host a beach cleanup on MO Beach Farm & Art Market is held donation. Proceeds go to the future January 1 beginning at 8:30am. All every Tuesday from 8am-noon in Environmental Education Center are welcome. Meet at 8:30am at the Nervous Nellie’s parking lot at Lovers Key. Concert is free with January 2018 FREE the clock in Times Square. Bring through April. The Beach Baptist park entry. water. The Community Foundation Market at Estero Blvd and will provide bags and gloves for Connecticut is held every WE volunteers. Call with questions from 9am-2pm through April. A third 239-878-8580 market will be held in Santini Plaza every TU from 8am-1pm beginning FIRST DAY HIKE Jan 16-Apr 30. Enjoy a mile-long guided hike along the Black Island Trail with SUNSET SINGALONG a Park Ranger to learn about the Join in the fun! Every TH at 5pm fascinating vegetation and wildlife from Jan 4-Mar 8, be at Bowditch A Daily Guide to Fun on the Beach that live in this maritime hammock. Point Park for an acoustic singalong A Publication of FortMyersBeach.news Jan 1 at 10am. Reservations that includes classics from the required. Free with park entry. 239- Beatles, Everly Bros, Motown, Elvis SHRIMP DINNER 463-4588. and more. Lyrics are available and Enjoy our area’s finest delicacy, With the New Year right around musicians are encouraged to bring Gulf Pink Shrimp, at the monthly the corner, you don’t want to miss their instrument. Some seating Shrimp Dinner offered at Historic anything happening on the beach! MOON WALK The Friends of Matanzas Pass available or bring a chair. Free with St. Raphael’s Episcopal Church, Check the events listed here and Preserve will hold a Moon Walk in paid parking, unless your ride the 5601 Williams Dr. on SA Jan 6 pick up a copy of SAND LIFE the Preserve on MO Jan 1. This trolley. Sunset included free. from 5-7pm. All you can eat GULF entertainment magazine! experiential hands-on program shrimp, homemade cole slaw, provides participants with the SONGWRITERS baked beans & cornbread. Soda, FUN RUN 5K chance to sharpen their senses beer and wine included. $20/per Take part in this fun holiday tradition! AT SUNSET of smell, touch, hearing and night Friends of Lovers Key and the person. The Kiwanis Club of Fort Myers vision. Held during a full moon, Americana Community Music Beach sponsors their annual Fun volunteers carrying candle-lit Association have joined forces to Run 5K on the beach on SA Dec 30, BURNING OF THE TREES lanterns guide participants through offer free Acoustic concerts of all Those with live Christmas trees starting at the Chapel St. access. the preserve as night descends original music on the first TH of the are invited to bring them to Saint Parking available at Chapel by the and the moon rises. Meet at the month through April. Concerts take Raphael’s for the traditional Burning Sea. Registration begins at 7am; Matanzas Pass Preserve entrance place in the gazebo at the beach of the Trees on SA Jan 6 at 6:45pm. run begins at 8am and walk begins behind the Historical Cottage on Bay at Lovers Key State Park. The Traditionally trees are burned on the at 8:10am. Registration costs are Rd at 5:50pm, Jan 1. Reservations Jan 4 concert begins at 4:15pm 12th day of Christmas, just before $5 for age 18 and under $10 for required. Free program. Adults and will feature local musicians Epiphany Sunday. If you’d like to adults. Fee includes shirts while only. Limited to 12 participants. To Bob Williams, Mike McMillan, Ed drop off your real tree before Jan they last plus trophies for each age register call Jim Rodwell 239-565- Summers and Bill Steel. Come 6, bring the tree and leave it behind group. Come out and join the fun! 7437. early to allow time for the tram to the church sign. 5601 Williams the beach. On Jan 4 there will be Drive, FMB. NEW YEARS DAY BEACH MARKET SEASON a Beach BBQ serving hamburgers, CLEANUP The Island is currently home to two Keep Lee County Beautiful and December 29th, 2017 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news Page 29

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED register your car visit MyParrotKey. shellpoint.org/concerts or by phone the shorebirds, shells, animals The Friends of Lovers Key (FOLKS) com or call 239-463-3257. 239-454-2067. and plants native to Bunche Beach is looking for a few volunteers. Preserve. Wear comfortable Volunteering with FOLKS is an BLUEWAY SPEAKER WINTER CONCERT clothing, shoes that can get wet. opportunity to help preserve our Journalist and author Warren SERIES Bring water, binoculars, bug spray natural and cultural heritage for future Richey will present, “Without a Time is running out to purchase and camera. 18201 John Morris generations. Apply your talents in Paddle: Racing Twelve Hundred a season ticket for the four Rd. Free with paid parking. helping FOLKS raise funds for the Miles Around Florida by Sea Kayak” performances in the Winter Concert exhibits at the future Environmental in the second talk in a series of free Series sponsored by the Fort Myers LAUGHTER YOGA Education Center at the park. Other Calusa Blueway related programs Beach Friends of the Arts. The This popular, fun and free morning volunteers needed for social media at 6:30pm on TU Jan 9 at the Wa- Turnstiles: A Tribute to Billy Joel, class meets each Friday at 8am at networking, community relations, Ke Hatchee Recreation Center, will perform on Jan 25; Al Holland Lynn Hall Park. Lift your mood and event planners, merchandise sales 16760 Bass Rd, Fort Myers. Free. & Friends on Feb 22 and the Local laugh away your stress as you join and manager, bookkeeper and 239-432-2154. Future programs on Artists Showcase will wrap up the others in simple rhythmic clapping, more. Contact Rich Donnelly at Feb 6 and Mar 6. series on Apr 19. All concerts at held mild stretching, deep breathing [email protected] from 7-9pm in the Propeller Lounge and laughter exercises just for the or visit friendsofloverskey.org. EITA - STORY OF FMB at Fish-Tale Marina. Individual health of it. No yoga experience The Estero Island Taxpayers concert tickets are $25 or all four needed. Bring a beach towel. Free PINOCHLE Association will hold their next are available for $90 if purchased with paid parking. 239-677-7017 Looking for someone to play meeting on TU Jan 9 at 6:30pm by Dec 31. For more information pinochle with? Email Linda if you’d at the Beach Baptist Church, on the series or to buy tickets visit BAY OAKS like to play at the FMB Woman’s 130 Connecticut St, FMB. The FMBarts.org or call 239-463-3600. & BEACH POOL Club [email protected] program will be “Let’s Reminisce Bay Oaks Recreation Center will be – The Story of Fort Myers Beach.” BARRIER ISLAND closed Jan 1, 2 & 15 due to holidays. With the help of the Town’s first RAMBLE The Beach Pool will be closed Jan Mayor and other original Council Join a free guided walk offered 1 -16 for regular maintenance. Members, learn about why the every FR and every other TU from Town was incorporated and what 9:30-11am at Bowditch Point Park. DONATE BLOOD NOW that experience was like. All FMB Next TU walk is Jan 2. Learn the The holiday season creates a taxpayers welcome. Esteroislandta. importance of barrier islands and critical need for blood donations. org their unique ecosystem and how Can you help? Do you have 45 they protect the mainland. Explore minutes to spare to save a life? CAR SHOW GLENN MILLER the beachfront tropical hardwoods, Drop by the Lee Health Blood Parrot Key Caribbean Grill hosts ORCHESTRA coastal scrub and wetland Center at Summerlin Crossings, two car shows each month, usually Shell Point Retirement Community hardwood forest plant communities. 15880 Summerlin Rd, Suite 113 on the 1st and 3rd MO from 4-7pm. continues its Concert Series with Program is Free with paid parking. anytime MO – FR 8am-4:30pm. However the January shows will be this concert by the Glenn Miller 50 Estero Blvd. www.leeparks.org On WE they’re open until 7pm! All held on Jan 8 and 15. Stop by to Orchestra on Jan 18 at 7:30pm. blood donated at Lee Health Blood see some cool hot rods, classic cars Known for its unique jazz sound, the LIFE ALONG THE SHORE Center saves lives right here in Lee and custom trucks. Have a great present day orchestra was formed WALK County. Questions? Call 239-343- car? Arrive early for parking and in 1956 and has been touring Each Monday from 9:30-11am, 7122 registration. Free to show; free to constantly ever since. Tickets explore the shoreline along San look. For more information or to pre- $35 and are available online at Carlos Bay and learn more about Page 30 The Island Sand Paper FortMyersBeach.news December 29th, 2017

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CLUB FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY

BEACHED WHALE 1249 Estero Blvd TYLER KLUSNER JIM DREDD TOMMY V ROGER YOUNG JIM DRED 463-5505 6-9PM 6-9PM 6PM 6-9PM 5-9PM

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SHUCKERS / COTTAGE ROGER WILLIAMS 4-7PM KEITH CLANTON 4-7PM STEVE FARST 4-7 BOBBY BLAKELY 4-7PM STEVE McDOUGALL 4-7PM JOHN HOUSLEY 4-7PM Gulfshore Grill STEVE FARST TRIO CHRIS CASDIA 4-7PM STEVE FARST TRIO 3 CROOKED STEPS BAD BANDITOS STEVE FARST THE NEW VINYLS 765-5440 9PM-1AM CHARLIE MOON 9PM-1AM 8-1PM 9PM-1AM 9PM-1AM 9PM-1AM 9PM-1AM

DIXIE FISH CO. CHRIS CASDIA 1PM Fisherman’s Wharf MARK WESLEY ANTHONY WAYNE MIKE O’NEIL TEQUILA TOM CHRIS CASDIA ANTHONY WAYNE BOBBY BLAKELY 233-8837 5:30PM-9:30PM 5:30PM-9:30PM 4-7PM 4PM 5:30PM 5:30-8:30PM 5:30-8:30PM

DOC FORDS DEB & DYNAMICSM1PM 708 Fishermans Whf. BAD BANDITOS STEVE MCDOUGALL 1PM 3 CROOKED STEPS STEVE McDOUGALL WHATEVER’S CLEVER GIRL MEETS BOY KAPO KINGS 765-9660 6:30PM BAD BANDITOS 6:30PM 6:30PM 1PM 6:30-9:30PM 6:30-9:30PM 6:30-9:30PM

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MATANZAS on the BAY 414 Crescent DANIEL D SCOTTY BRYAN 12-5PM GREG WATTS 12-5PM SCOTTY BRYAN SAILOR LARRY PETE BEARD MARY WINNER 463-3838 5-9PM MARY WINNER 5-9PM SAILOR LARRY 5-9PM 5-9PM 5-9PM 5-9PM 5-9PM

NAUTI PARROT PETER TAYLOR 1-5 SCOTTY BRYAN 1-5PM 19001 San Carlos Blvd TERRY CLEMENS 1-5 DANIEL COOK 1-5 SHAWN RUSSELL 2-6 MIKE O’NEIL 1-5 LADIES NIGHT JEFF WHIDBY 1-5 LONZA BARLETT 314-5667 CJ & FRIENDS 6-10 RON HOWARD 6-9 CLIVE LIVE 8-1 WITHFAWNY 5-9 PHIL OXFORDS 5-9 5:30-9:30PM

NERVOUS NELLIES RASHIMBA 12-4 KEVON 12-4pm 1131 1st St OLD SCHOOL CHARLIE OLD SCHOOL CHARLIE SMOKIN BILL 12-4PM MICHAEL ANTOINE 12-4 TERRY CLEMSON 12-4 LAURIE STAR DUO MIKE GLEAN 12-4 463-8077 6-10PM 6-10PM HIGH TIDE 6-10PM SMOKIN BILL 6-10 KEVON 6-10PM MICHAEL ANTOINE 6-10PM MIKE GLEAN 6-10PM

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PARROT KEY Salty Sam’s Marina KENNY GIORDANO FRANK TORINO LOVEHUNTER BILL FRANK FRANK TORINO 463-3257 7PM 7PM 7PM 7PM

PETE’S TIME OUT Time Square DAVE COLLATON DAVE COLLATON FRANK THOMPSON JAMES GRAGG JAMES GRAGG 463-5900 6-10PM 6-10PM 6-10PM 6-10PM 6-10PM

PIERSIDE FRANK THOMPSON 1-5 BY TOWN PIER SHERRIN 1-5 FRANK THOMPSON PETE BEARD & ANTHONY WAYNE 1-5 BILL ZINK 1-5PM BILL ZINK 1-5PM BILL ZINK 1-5PM 765-7800 JEFF WHIDBY 6-10 1-5 6-10 GREG WATTS 7-10 GREG WATTS 6-10 JEFFREY WHIDBY 6-10 MARY WINNER 6-10PM ANTHONY WAYNE 6-10PM

PINCHERS TIKI BAR 6890 Estero Blvd DEB & THE DYNAMICS ROCKING HORSE OLD SCHOOL SHAWN RUSSELL SAM DeARMOND AARON SEYFFERTH N2L 5-8PM 463-2909 6-9PM 6-9PM 6-9PM 5-8PM 5-8PM 5-8PM

SALTY CRAB ANTHONY WAYNE 12-4 1154 Estero Blvd SHEENA BROOK AWESOMESAUCE 1-5PM WENDELL RAY JEFF GREENE 1-5PM 233-8224 6:30-9:30PM AARON SEYFFERTH 6-9PM 6-10PM CHRIS KEMP 6-10PM JOHN HOUSLEY 12-3PM SHARK BAR & GRILL DAVID ROJAS 1-4PM SHERRIN 5-8PM JOHN HOUSLEY 12-3 BARBARA RAE 1-4 MARTY KEENE 1-4PM LAURIE STARR DUO 1-4 17979San Carlos Blvd DAVE COLLATON 5-8 QTC & TROUBLEMAKERS TAYLOR STOKES 10-12 \ MARY WINNER 5-8 LEFT OF CENTER 5-8PM KARAOKE BRENDA 6-12 313-6012 DJ DONNIE 9-12AM 10-1AM DANIEL D 9-12 SOBs Old San Carlos Blvs ANTHONY WAYNE DAVE COLLATON LEE HAGAN WILL KAISER ANTHONY WAYNE FRANK THOMPSON DAVE COLLATON 463-3474 6-10PM 6-10 6-10PM 6-10 6-10 6-10 6-10

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