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By Jeff Leibowitz Stage XII, a dormitory quad located on the south side of campus, has long been regarded by many students fs being geared primarily to the housing needs of foreign students. Al Devries, the associate director of Residence Life, could not provide statis- tics regarding the amount of foreign students being housed in Stage XII, but he did say that about 1000 students are housed in the quad, of which he said roughly 2,541 are foreign. tie added tnat out of about 300 neo- residents assigned to Stage XII, 143 are foreign. Devries like most school offi- cials, maintained that the university does not take a student's nationality into consideration when making a housing -decision. "We will not look at a student's name, and make a decision based on that name," he said, but added, "You have to be careful" many of the students look foreign, but are not." - Francis T. Bonner, the dean of Stony Brook's International Programs said in August that the foreign students who are placed in Stage XII by the univer- sity are put there because it makes ad- ministrative tasks involving these students easier for school officials to handle. "The foreign students have particular needs," he said. "We can provide [for] them better if they are housed in one area." "He doesn't set the housing policies," University President John Marburger said of Bonner. Referring to Stage XII, quite a few foreign students living in people with different cultural back- America for." he said "It is not segregated. There are Stage XII. But very often, it is because grounds want to live together. I do not "I wanted to go to Roth Quad, but my adhere to the policy that all foreign stu- RA (residential assistant) told me that dents should be housed in one place." all of the foreign students are housed in "That's not the way it looks," Polity Stage XII," said Kyung Soo Hwang, a Drive to Save Pub President Eric Levine said of the statis- freshman from Korea who attended tics Devries presented. Sharing the be- summer school at Stony Brook this lief of other students, Levine said he summer before being assigned to Stage By Jeanne Kane student focus, and they should say thinks there are more than 250 foreign XII in the fall. Polity President Eric Levine is something." students being housed in Stage XII. "It's not good what they do there," launching a campaign to save Whitman "I don't understand the correlation," "There are statistics, and then there are said Moises Sabio, who is from Pub, in response to a recent policy deci- Preston said in response to Levine's lies," he said. Honduras sion made by President John Mar- plans for student awareness. "There are and Xwas assigned to Stage XII last se- "When mester burger to close dormitory pubs as of far, far too many campuses without you put students in separate but has since moved to Roth December 1 when the new 21 drinking dorm pubs." buildings, as they do here, you ostracize Quad. "You never get a chance to so- them." cialize with age law takes effect. "The overwhelming majority of stu- Levine said. "It is difficult Americans if vou live in enough to be from Stage XII." Levine wants to change the "focus" of dents in our dorms are under 21," a foreign country. We are supposed to be the pub. Currently, Whitman Pub only Preston said. "(If Whitman Pub) was a melting pot - in- stead we are a segregation pot." * Fred Preston. the vice president for serves alcohol. Levine wants to "have student focused, it would be focused on Levine added that he felt the univet- Student Affairs. also maintained that beer available, but not make it the the students that are there." He feels the sity could devote its energies Stonv Brook does not practice segrega- focus." The new Whitman Pub would be pub will attract people from off campus to placing the foreign students in all dormitory tion. Preston said that at one time there fashioned after the Rainy Night House as well as vandalism, where as he buildings. "If the administration X as a building in Stage XII called "The where there is a "variety of food and doesn't think that students going off used their powers to spread out the students. International House" which he said limited alcohol," according to Levine. campus to drink is "as much of an issue the school would jell primarily housed foreign students. He "I don't support his vision," Fred as people make it." Preston said. "I think much better." he said. added that this type of separation no Peston, vice president for Student Af- students are going to drink on and off longer exists in any stage XII building fairs said. "The campus has approved a campus anyway." Preston stated he ex- Barbara Bernstein. the director of the and that the administration has tried to policy that prohibits dormitory pubs." pects them to be responsible in either Long Island chapter of the American integrate the foreign students into the Levine, however, is hopeful that he situation. Civil Liberties Union, said that anv stu- university system as much as possible. will win the support of Faculty Student Whether or not Whitman Pub is saved dent who was assigned to Stage XII be- Association (FSA) which runs the from the campus drinking policy in De- cause he was foreign would have a But Susan O'Mallev. the residence Whitman Pub. He already has Polity's cember, it still faces financial problems. strong basis with which to proceed with hall director of Keller College. in Stage backing to sell "Save Whitman Pub" According to Levine most small busi- legal action against the university. XII. said that her building is still called buttons for 75 cents. "Polity will pick up nesses on campus lose money and When told of the large amount of foreign 'The International House "Our focus is the tab for the cost," he said. Whitman Pub is one of them. The Rainy students living in Stage XII. Bernstein on the tolerance and understanding of The buttons will serve as an aware- Night House, which is run by SCOOP. is said, "It sounds like segregation." different cultures." she said. ness, according to Levine. "More people an exception. Levine said that SCOOP "The students need to organize and "It boils down to motives." Bernstein will realize that Whitman might be might handle the food service for complain," Bernstein said. "They have said. "We can't do anything unless the closed," Levine said. "(The buttons will) Whitman, but "again they can't take on to tell the administration of the univer- foreign students organize to oppose this make people aware that we are losing a major loss." sity that this is not what they come to process.' Campus Previews- Students may open accounts that will dent Union. entitle them to use the university's Employees of the Health Sciences Sperry Univac mainframe computer. ter are expected to demonstrate about Any registered student may enroll, and the lack of parking in the Health Scien- is automatically entitled to $100 of corm-ces Center today. The demonstration is puter funds, and 50 tracks of disk space set to begin at 12 noon. Sources within per academic school year. To open an the administration have said that account students should go to Room 113 requests from Stony Brook to expand of the computing center. parking lots at Stony Brook have been A Seminar to be entitled "Choosing a denied by SUNY central in Albany. The Career and Career Development will parking situation at Stony Brook has be held today at 7 p.m. in the O'neill been of growing concern to administra- lounge in G Quad. tors and was addressed by University The Polity Council will meet today at 7 President John Marburgerat Monday's p.m. in the Polity Office, which is University Senate Meeting. located on the second floor of the Stu-- Jeff Leibowitz
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STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 Lif estyles Affected by College Debt B- :ne College News Service any one student can borrow. most extensive study of financial aid the lives and consumer patterns of bor- WASHINGTON, D.C. - College "We are seeing instances where stu- debtors ever undertaken, also shows rowers," Mitchem notes. "And it also ap- graduates are having smaller families dents' lifestyles are being affected by that younger. more recent graduates pears to be affecting the number of 'and postponing major purchases such as" the large amounts of money they have to are having the most difficulty repaying students who don't go on to grad school cars and homes because they are leaving pay back when they graduate college," their loans bec-ause they had to borrow because they are already so heavily in school wsith large financial aid debts, ac- reports Dennis Martin, assistant di- more to meet soaring tuition costs. debt." cording to preliminary results of a new rector of the National Association of Single women, too, have more trouble Female, minority, and low income nationwide survey of aid recipients. Student Financial Aid Administrators repaying their loans because they get students are hit the hardest, he says be- The findings confirm fears of many (NASFAA), which sponsored the lower salaries - only $17,400 a year, cause they typically borrow more to at- college aid experts that a continuing re- survey of the 3,000 Guaranteed Student compared to $23,000 for men after tend school, and earn lower salaries liance on loans over grants for the last Loan (GSL) borrowers from colleges graduating, the study shows. when they graduate. "In fact," Mitchem decade and skyrocketing tuition rates around the country. "That's no surprise to many of us," points out, "it can be shown that most have forced students to borrow more Among other things, the students says Arnold Mitchem, executive di- poor and minority students never earn than they can reasonably repay after with bigger debts tend to delay raising rector of the National Council of Educa- their bachelor's degrees, so they are graduating. ". families, buying homes, and purchasing tional Opportunity Associations and stuck with repaying aid debts for an ed- The student debt issue, moreover, cars because they can't afford the added director of Educational Opportunity ucation they never finished." promises to play an increasingly impor- financial commitments, the survey Programs at Marquette University. Mitchem, along with many other aid tant role in how financial aid is struc- shows. "I think there is growing evidence experts, blames the federal govern- tured, as well as the amount of money The survey, which Martin calls the that the student debt burden is affecting ment's increased reliance on loans over grants for the problem. In the early 1970's. nearly two-thirds r al]l student aid money was awarded in irect, non-repayable grants to stu- ents. Today. nearly two-thirdsof all aid onev is loaned. Besides increasing grant monev, ! i' )vernment should also stop increa~:ng an limits. Mitchem adds. "be'aiist it ould only allow more stuidet ts to srrow more than they are capabtk of *paying. But the American Council on Educa- on disagrees, and recently asked the [ouse Postsecondary Subcommittee on ducation to raise (Guaranteed Student oan annual limits from $2500 to $3000. Nhere's a lot of concern over student ebt, hut there is also a lot of concern *er the fact that loan limits aren't .eping pace with college costs." ex- lains ACE pl)licy analyst Scott Miller. "'A lot of people want the limits oubled." he -says. "We're recom- ending what we think is a reasonable crease in limits, but not one that is big liough to add significantly to the debt urden problem." Dmething to Say? 2tesman will accepl letters and view- ints from its reader- ip. They must typed, [ple-spaced, signed d include you phone mber and address, tters must not exceed 0 words, and view- ints must not exceed 100 words; both are inted on a first come, st served basis. 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I v DeCri tmeo .o»onIs8«yor - oeron a voJn or oku ooe ow ioeosvor or) /, one cmowomn I ymor ok tO 7 STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 -Ediorial Stage XII Situation Needs Examin~~aato When foreign students arrive at Stony Brook, they are greeted by a multitude of images, and if they are first-time travellers to the United States, 1The imression that the students on this the majority of these images are new. Most foreign students are being exposed to a completely differ- ent way of life, and the way in which they live at campus have of Stage XIis that t is a Stony Brook has a lot to do with their impressions of themselves in a strange land, meeting what are foreigners quad.W "foreigners" to them. For a long time, the Stage XII dormitory quad has because it makes the administrative functions for viewpoi nts a nd letters pages to the u niversity com- been labeled and known as a "foreigner's quad." these students easier to handle. munity on this issue. We feel the issue needs Those of us who have been here a few years can Polity President Eric Levine seems to think there detailed discussion, and hope that administrators attest to that. Yet the administration does not seem ~is an unusually high number of foreign students and foreign students will respond.- to believe that Stage XII is still heavily populated by living in Stage XII,and so dowe. But is this atype But there's one thing we are sure of. No student foreign students. of segregation, or is it something that just needs should be guided toward living in an area solely A simple walk through the halls will indicate that more explanation? Do foreign students prefer liv- because he or she is from a different country. The the percentage of foreign students in Stage XII is ing together, since they come from such diverse impression that the students on this campus have high. Just read the names on the doors. Accord- backgrounds, or would they prefer to see more of of Stage XII is that it is a "foreigner's" quad. We ing to Francis T. Bonner, dean of International the American way of life? believe that everything possible should be done to Studies, foreign students are placeid in Stage XII 'Frankly, we're stumped. We wish to open our eliminate this perception. Subscr~ipt~ion~mm*-- et t er.4v No Guns for Police police said I struck this officer? tauket. A workshop focusing on the On August 5, 1984, I reported a Well, of course I didn't but later in special academic and social con- their report they accused me of it. I cerns of transfer students will be Subscriptions for Statesman can still be pur- theft of my personal savings, which believe that this accusation of strik- held on Thursday, October 24th at chased, and we'd like to thank those who have was about two hundred dollars. Public Safety responded to the ing an off icer was made to cover up 4:00 p.m. in the Library, Room shown us support in the first week of classes by Stage 16 Apartment Complex and the fact that these so called police W351 0. buying subcriptions. While it may be confusing to searched a person that I believed to would look like they couldn't keep L. Anne Byrnes, Associate Director some departments how to go about purchasing be responsible for the theft. Unfor- their nightsticks under their con- of the University Counseling subscriptions, all they need to is call us at 246- tunatley the money was not reco- trol. I believe the Public Safety Center, will lead the workshop. ~3690 and we will explain how you can guarantee vered. I was very disturbed and Officers should never get guns. Also planned are monthly open that Statesman makes it to your office every day. became even more disturbed when They never produced any medi- house meetings and an end-of- Departments and programs on campus can Public Safety refused to investigate cal proof of injury to the officer nor semester party. order subscriptions through their departmental the theft any f urther. did they ever arrest me as a result The next meeting of the Transfer voucher system. If you can provide a purchase Later in the evening, after much of this free-for-all. Student Network is Thursday, Sep- number to Statesman, we will gladly begin deliv- thought, I decided to call Public Speak up, write letters, voice tember 19th at 4:00 p.m. in the Stu- your views. Public Safety Must ery of the newspaper to your off ice. Staff and Safety and insist that they come by dents Lounge, Library W3510. All and investigate the Never Get Guns!!! interested -faculty wishing to purchase individual subscrip- incident f urther students are cordially because the suspect was still in the 'Brian Henschel invited. tions can simply write a check to Statesman for area of my apartment. I had lived in Grad Student Transfer students seeking infor- $7.50, which insures delivery of a full academic the apartment for more than two Past President of S.T.A.C. mation about the group should call year's worth of Statesman. Remember, don't hesi- years. I know that there are many (Students Towards an Accessible me at 246-3420. tate to call us if you have any questions. who live at the apartment complex Campus) but who are not students. The Elaine Kaplan STATESMAN Off ice of Residence Life do not Office of Undergraduate Studies FALL 1985 have up-to-date records of those Article Misinformed living in the apartment complex during the summer George Bidermann, Editor-in-Chief because many I read with interest the article Students 'ShaftedT Mitchell Horowitz, Managing Editor people leave and sometimes rent to "Not an Easy Road for Transfer Stu- Raymond A. Rhodes, Business Manager non-students. The Public Safety dents" in the September 5th issue Scott Mullen, Deputy Managing Editor Off icers who responded became DIRECTORS______of Statesman. Why would anyone put a plush, very abusive to me and started to Jeff Leibowitz, News Director The article states that there are light grey carpet in the only bar on make Walter Fishon, Feature Director fun of my insistence about 400 new transfer students on campus? Well, it seems last wee- this John Buonora, Sports Dircctor crime. I was certain that a campus this fall. That figure does kend that hundreds of students Sondra Mateo, Photo Director search of housing records would be not include the number of new were turned away from the End Of Tim Laph am, Editorial Page Director helpful in determining the status of transfer The Bridge. So why were students David Owen, Assistant Business Manager students who are commu- EDITORS______the suspect, although I did not ever ters. The Office of Admissions esti- turned away from the ony stable Rachel Pins, Jeanne Kane. (News) see this person in my apartment mates that there are approximately social structure on campus, while Lisa before. Miceli, (Sports) 900 new transfer students enrol- the Bridge lost many dollars? A few Dan Smith, (Photo) Well, one thing led to another ling in fall semester classes. organizations shared the responsi- Benjamin Chamy, (Confributing Editor) and before ASSISTANT EDITORS ______I knew it the five Public The Office of Undergraduate Stu- bility for putting down a plush rug Safety Warren Scott Friedman, Richard Mallot, (Arts) Officers and I 'were dies is aware of the special con- and therefore forbidding students entangled Jackie Fiore, Jeff Eisenhart, (Sports) in a free-for-all. I was cerns of this large group of to dance or stand on the carpeting- I Marc Berry, (Graphics) knocked off my wheelchair. Public students. Throughout the summer I thought this was a genius BUSINESS ______Safety just looked at me for a min- James Mackin, Executive Director have been working with several maneuver. Bryna Pitt, AdvertisingArtist ute or so. I grabbed onto an officers transfer students to form a student What it comes down to is that the Alan Golrnick, Production Manager uniform and pulled myself up onto -organization to assist incoming restaurant was thought about, the Diane Butler. Office Manager the wheelchair (which Public transfer students. Thus far the atmosphere was taken into consid- Safety calls a motorized vehicle in Transfer Student Network has par- eration, but what ever happened to S'tatesman is a not -for-prof it corporation with offices located in their report). As result of grabbing ticipated the basement of the Stony Brook Student in several summer the largest consistency on campus? Union. Our mailing uniform (I address is P.O. Box A E Stony Brook, NY I11790. For information hold of the off icer's transfer orientation sessions and The students got shafted again. To on displayadvertising, contact Raymond Rhodes (Business Man- .weigh 220 pounds) a nightstick dis- has held an open house throughout give credit, they tell me that this ager) or James Mackin (Executive Director) weekdays at 246- lodged from the off icers belt. I the first 3693. For information on classified advertising caU 246-3690 week of classes. problem will be remedied by Thurs- weekdays 10 AM-5 PM. For all other inquiries call 246-3690 |picked up the stick and handed it There will be a softball game on day. I hope it will, but if not, it won't weekdays. Editorials represent the majority opinion of the Edi- over to the off icer, but he was not Friday, September 27th -at 3:00 be the first or the last time that stu- toriaf'Board and are written by one of its members or designpo looking and bumped his chin on it. p.m. It will be held at Raynor Field dents take the brunt for an Admi- Would you believe these so called off Nesconset Highway in East Se- nistrative Error. Eric Levine IPollity President S. . STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 ^P- I L 3 co :a 111 :3 (Z 4 Munching ~Out show Bv Walter FMshon platter (thied)i which. as printed, contained scallops, shrimp "Think of it, the editor-in'chiefsaid, "a stoiy about all the anld sole for$. .».95. I called the nuimber, placed my order anti food that can be delivered from off-canipus! It 11he great! 1 l- was told that deliverv would he in about half an hour. the students know that there is an alternative (pun probably 'l\e -live 'm1inut(es later, a delivery person was at the intendedl to DAKA. S/t/le/sill offottiices wait a hot seafood platter. Surprisingty, the It -sounded like a good idea. I had had my fair share otlA KA person was v ryV Congenial, an asset to any resturant that land survived every experience, mind yout and I thought (elivers. eating some off-cam1pu1Rs cuisine would he nice. Besides. TheI seaf )(ood1 was in a sirlofoam container which when Statesmnatn would pick Lit)the tab, so I could pick ald choose opelled, revei!aled it l)d ot Hies cov'ered1by lnumerous to my heart s contenit. scallops, two well-sized shrimp, three medium-sized filet of . "There s just one thing," he added. ' Oo! I thIoght, sole . to 1iiiv supi-pse, two codcakes. On the whole the "He s going to make me(torder something fromlil (4fido s.Squid m eial was delilicious, the scallops wenr very tender and the Bar!" l'd like the storv I'Mednesdayor s issue." Well, that was codcake lwhil *h I had never heard oil wee! (quitegood. My okav, I could live with it. We continued thel converation and( onlv qualm \ vas with the ketchup; it had too much vinegar. !soon parted ways. Then it dawned on me!. I only had one day Bllt, tlhe kelclhmp isn't made by those at LXand i&. Sea, and to eat three pizzas, seatfood, heroes and chicken. should not tluini anyone away from this fine "restaurant." I was going to explode. Withl thesil; al)ood polished off, I decided it was tinie to order But being the trooper that I am, I decided to go on ahead .some{! chicken . Pleading with sonic people to help me eat the with the task set hefore Ile, and see it thro)Lugh to its chicken, I (d(e<:ided lo1odixer an eight-piece chicken platter, conclusion. wich is a wlikole chicken. I woke tip the day of the event, andl aIe my regular beakfast A-rthur's (nothing too big) and had a normal lunch (sandw-ich,prtzelvs Opwn 7 days and a soda). Then, as the time went bv, the hour of fate came I l:AMA to 21:IXMAM along. What should I begin wvith? e1l: 6h-3 1 1 1 Good judgment told mie to start with a seafoxd(dinner, sort Deliverv: Fnre! of like a shrimp cocktail, onlyv igger.lie following Arthur's nolI onlv makes chicken, but also ribs and seafood information is an account of the first meal; keep in mind that 1thouigh chick eln is the hotuse sipxcialtly). 11Te chicken platter some of it is factual (time and priceo while such other tilings S17.8)^ is scivl (d wWitl trfnch fries and a choice of salads iI as taste and quality of food are my own opinions. If you order chose potato'l. Also, a free large soda is given to those who food from anv of these places, and disagrvee with IllV make a $5- puI rochase. When I called, the order was taken, but evaluation of it, dot t come beating d(own my d](oor. It just Ion tile limit was given. Approximately 30 minutes later, a might be that I have a more "cultured" turn-lturn-m. n cx( ame! wilh the chicken sans the potato salad and the tfee large sod,la. Land & Sea .QUl horrolWrSince the man forgot to bring the salad he Open 7 days decided to -'rnake it an even e ight bucks." Only after the man Tel: 751-0022 -had left did I r-ealize that the meal cost that much already and Delivery: $1.00 his deal was ino bargain. Land &. Sea offers a wiAde selection of dinners, all -served The chicki n was either super dry (the coating only added wvith french fries or baked potato, and cole slaw. Prices range to the drsrlu." si or undervooked (much of the chicken was still from $3.25 to S6.50. 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The french firies were passable, but there was no buys at Pathmark.There definitely was an ample amount of ketchup sent with the order (or salt for that matter). Perhaps cheese on the large pie ($7.60). And if chees is your bag, then their other platters are good, but I was personally go for it. disappointed with the chicken, and the service. Goodies My stomach had to settle down. I felt like I had the weep- Tel:751-3400 wamps (the movement of the rubbercake the Little Rascals Delivery: Free made). A few hours down the road it was time to order the I called Goodies and was told that the pizza would take pizza. Three major pizza places were called, all within a about an hour. About fifty minutes Hater, the pie arrived, cold, minute of each other. To be fair, plain pizzas were ordered to my surprise. I have eaten Goodies before and was pleased. from all of the parlors. The person who delivered the pizza was a new face to me, so Domino's maybe he didn't know his way around campus. Even though Open 7 days the pizza was cold, it was good, although there could have 11:00 AM to 2I.XIAM been more sauce. (11:00 AM to 3:00 AM Fri., Sat.) Station Pizza Tel: 751-5500 Tel: 751-5549 Delivery: Free Delivery: Free I was ready for this one. Domino's guarantees 30 minute It was 9:53 when I called Station Pizza, ordering a large pie delivery; if it's not there within the alotted time, present the ($7.50). I was told that it would only take a half hour. Well, at driver with a "free" coupon and the pizza is yours, no charge. / 11:00 PM the pie finally arrived. I can't really dump on them, The person who answered the phone told me it was 9:51 because the pizza was the hottest of all three ordered and when I placed the order.I paced nervously back and forth for four free cokes (however warm and flat) were delivered with the next half hour. I was ready to get this pizza for nothing! it. There was also a nice mix of cheese and sauce. The deliverer had but two minutes to place the pizza in my As I write this, I have within my reach a bottle of industrial- hot little hands. Hah hah! They had been had! One minute strength Rolaids. I am a male, yet I think I know what stretch -left. Hah hah! The laugh turned out to be on me. In walked a marks are all about. friendly driver, with a pizza secured in an insulated bag. Above the din of the newsroom, my mind rings with the Now, when I was at freshman orientation, someone words of the editor-in-chief, who kept saying "When you opened a Donmino's pizza box and flames started licking out have finished eating the food, we'll send you undercover to a at the person; I was forever turned off by Domino's (if it was health spa. What a story." the fault of Domino's or someone working at freshman Please excuse me while I go explode. FAC Gallery * The Fal~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I IArIpot" By Susan Mathisen IlL n m 0 The last issue of Alternatives previewed aitistic culture in the area surrounding the campus (the museums at Stony Brook and the Gallery North). Although excellent places to visit, they should not overshadow the art "spot" on campus, the Gallery at the Fine Arts Center. For the fall W. .season, the Gallery has two shows planned. The first show is "Freedom Within: Painting by Juan -- t- 'EUTE^I Sanchez and Installation by Alfredo Jaar," opening FIN£~~J~AR- i October 7 and closing November 13. In this show, art is used as a means of voicing two political views, with each artist reflecting the political realities of their countries. However, this is really a statement on the United States' government actions within these countries. Through their works, Sanchez and Jaar try to illustrate that communica- tion is vital for political commitment and the fight for intellectual freedom in Latin America. The second show during the fall season is "Abstract Painting Redefined." This show will run from November 26 to January 10. Unlike "Freedom Within" (which is organ- izedr to fit the*Gallerv's snace), this show is a traveling exhibition curated by Cie Goulet. Goulet chose twenty-one current abstract painters and displayed the evolution of his/her work. Therefore, the show becomes a series of individual studies showing each Fiber Arts in SB Union~~a artist's change in style. The result is, as Ms. Goulet's des- /~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cription states, "an opportunity to survey an adventerous redefining of the bounderies of abstract painting." Artists Bky Pey Pey Oh mote public interest and encourage more people to signI it included in the show are Stanley Boxer, Ralph Humphrey, "Sampler Plus," the fiber arts exhibition on the second up. After all, a rug is a rug. V\evvipe our feet upon it. tI'ntil I never! Max Cole, and Valerie Jaudon. floor of the Student Union will run until September 20th. is a rug of our o%-vn creation, which wve frame, Currently in it's final week at the Gallery is a "Homage to This is mainly an exhibition by the students who have suspected such artistry in the homely pastime ofwecaving- an enlightening lBolotowsky, 1935-1981 ". The show includes large, colorflk completed about a year of their craft. The name, "Sampler Find out for vourself! Perhaps it w~ill be. enrolling in a canvases, painted in the style of Neoplasticism, formu- Plus" itself means that the~y have progressed a step or so experience. You mav find vourself actually IWhen vou 'lated to the artist's own version. Neoplasticism, as the beyond their samplers (beginning work). This is also to course, it mav be, a new form of self expression little talk that goes- artist says in his mernoirs, "came out of Cubism,..J[is] give them a nmeasure of encouragement and a chance to arrive, ask for a demonstration and the the posessor of a -related to Geometric Art,...[and] limits itself to the right show the public a sample of their work. The students with exhibitions. You may find yourself that you mav want to pursue. angle relationship." themselves choose the piece of work they wish to show. little slice of knowledg to impress someone some. The Gallery located on the first floor of the Fine Arts As a whole the exhibition shows a variety oftechniques. further or store, somewhere building, is open to the public, fiom 1:00 to 5:00. Admis- like floor loom weaving, rug weaving and tapestry weavi ng. dav. itionr is fiee. Tere is also basketry. In a way, this exhibition is to pro- VILLFAI 20 LAIL,'L,. 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C) 1985 AT&T Communicotions 6A September 11, 1985 ra ____- ______PAGES.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Old-TimersBySotatle Score With New Paperbacki0% By Scott NMullen the book a quick glance at each title will fiction around today. Afore Good Old Stuff i good book with some nice touches, it bring the story immediatelv to mind. does overemphasize his flaws more than John D. McDonald Thinner It is difficult to classify McDonald's sto- some of his other books, like the classics Fawcett Gold Medal /$3.95 Steven King as Richard Bachman ries as a certain tvpe of fiction, because just The Stand and The Dead Zone. There is no writing nowsadazs quite like when vou think vou have him figured out, Signet Books/$4.50 that which emerged in the pulp detec- The basic problem with 7hinner is that he throws vou a curve. In "The Night is the plot is laid out in the first few pages. We tive magazines of the 1940's. These weren't Several months ago, two unrelated t Over", for instance, his hero is Walter Post, know that the curse has been placed on Sherlock Holmes style stories of deduc- events happened that wanned the hearts a mourning widower who becomes a Halleck, we know (because the chapter tion, in which the good guys always won, of happy, surprised fans. One was the find- strong-arm man for a blackmailer. headings all bear his new weight) that he is lbut tales of xiolence, retribution, and ing of the "lost Honeymooners episodes Through the course of the story, he saves losing weight, and all that happens in the comeuppance amid the seamier side of the life of a beautiful young ladv and kills in Jackie Gleason s closet. The other was the forties. the disclosure that mysterv/horror writer first half of the book is Halleck first feeling the sadistic blackmailer, and at the end of happiness and then fear at what is hap- John D. McDonald, who later went on to Stephen King had released a few novels the storv Walter and the girl come into pening to him. It's predictable, despite fame vwith his Traxis McGee series, started under another name. King's effort to make us care about what is out writing for such pulp magazines as Apparently King, feeling that critics happening. Black Mtask, Crack Detective. Doc Savage, would criticize him if he put out too many It isn t until the middle of the book that Dime Detective, and The Shadow,. Several books, decided to realease a few under the 'hinner finally gets going. Without going years ago, Harper and Row released the name of Richard Bachman to see if thev into too much detail, suffice it to say that first collection of these stories, aptly titled would do well. The first two such books, the krvpsvys curse is a bit more compl - The Good Old Stuff, and recently the The Long Walk and Rage, didn't sell verv and that Halleck s chase of the yvpsy tai -sS second collection, More Good Old Stuff maniy copies; the third, Thinner became a a few interesting turns. The ending, wvhiich McDonald's stories follow no predicta- hit wvhen audihenest foun d Out that King cOuIld haV e gone any way, takes a particu- ble plot line, but move in surprising, plau- .had wtitten it. larlv unsatisfRing turn. however. sible directions. His heroes are also quite Now available ini papertback, Thinner Thinner works, if you lik, thle kind of different than one expects; in 'Death for tells the storv of William Halleck, who stuff that King writes. If vou don't like his Salt!", Jan DalquiSt is a moody hit man accidentallv kills an old krvpsv woman TIhe brand of novel, then, of course, Thinner is searching for an escaped Nazi, while in womnan's father, seeking revenige, puts a not vou rbook. But King has gotten a bad "The Night is Over,.' Walter Post is a cutrIset on Halleck. that Halleck, (whoweighs rap tfiom purists because he doesn t write depressed criminal fighting his con- 246 pounsL S)should start to lose weight- like Faulkner, and many people who have science and his guilt. henice, the book s litle. I Therin hangs the MINIeMrea.d King dunip on him lmecause What makes McDonald book s plot with Halleck attempting to fin(d s stories clas- thev think that le' s the Haiold Robbins of sics, hcowever, is his use the kfypsy and r emnove the curse belfoe lhe of dialogue and horr)r. W%'h1atStephen King does is rmix action and his wonderful flair for des(crip- wvastes away. ho10x)r1 vith xiydayetl lite and gear it to the tive passages. each other s arms and(L. WalteI tells he- hle hi Some wavs, 'lThinner is a typical Kitg Whether dealing with kid- people wh.,I0ow%anlt to read his books. every- netedis time to think an(d (disappears into %voik,if there is suht a thil-ig He asks uis to nappers or number runners, he takes care dravejxeople. tPIe SuISet. Ellnd of Stoll'. accept a supernalural idea, as i The.Shin- to set the scene wsithout making it too TiN some King. His r(ecent stuff (Chris- obvious. It is this combination of' humanistic ing, Firestarter. and The T'aliisman, and His writing is quick and smooth. tine. Pet Sernatarv, The Taldisman; is a little! emotional touches In is cha-achtes and the then builds his characters around this vet he packs enough information into overdone, but evarli works like Firestarter, atmosphere of the forties that ultimately idea. Thi. hlas th tesual King touches; ordi- everv phrase and action to give you insight The Stand, and The D)ead Zeone ane excel- into make these stories w-vo-k so wevll. Mc(flonald narv characters in strange circunmstanices, the characters and an idea ofwhat the 1'len. And]1i u canl tinl The lo~nz 'alk, his escapes fromI wvhat he coul(d have gI)tesque events, and( a Stephenl Kilig forties undenworld was like. first Hacblman r'lease available in paper written by acdling tval lifte character-s i The fourteen stories in More Good Old back(kit vou know wienre t look', give that a Stuff\ er-e selected from several real-lifet lor- seeiminglv vval-it0l situations Stephenll King falls will enljoy t[ils lovel. hundred IE';iv sitsat Iiauting Storyofa ititurt r' orld in 'IThe stories in More Good Old Stuff gai becaluse in it hie does ever-vililg thlat h;:s he wrote in that period, and one can see %,,,I oth a 4-00 mile Iiiaraittbon-tO-ttbe'-(de'iath is you, involve you, and( enter-taill VO *ithwL madl himh sutccessfil. Ift ou ve niever-Iil' w'hv. Thelre is something about the twists the worm-ld s biggest sp)ectatorS)ort. told in '41 pages of fast-paced lead(ling, and( it s Stepheni King, however, thlis probhlK vibsnl that }lit puts in his stories which make first personi b one of the parlticipaits. them instantly memorable; after reading ine of( the best collections of( "mystery'' ltl )ook to start otlt wittl While Thinneris CThe Joys of Roommate Living' A Comical Look at Roaches, Phone Bills and Meat Cleavers By Rachel Pine ' "' . It's 3:00 A.M. Your roommate has roused you from a sound sleep. She is standing over your bed, tears streaming down her cheeks, holding a meat cleaver. You ask: a. Am I having a nightmare? b. Are you and Roger fighting? c. Have you finally decided to enroll at the culinary institute? d. Is there someone in the apartment? e. HaveI upset you in any way?* *From "What Color is Your Toothbrush? or The Joys of Roommate Living." For those of us who are first experiencing the joys (?(of roommating, or for those of uswho have been living it fora while. "What Color is Your Toothbrush. orThe Jovs of mother while in uter.), your siblings, your college nxwm- 'canale like finding the proverhial needle in the haystack, Roommate Living" is an entertaining diversion fiom the male,vour SxM)U.S! and eventhe! races inyourfirst "wry anti once you find him/her you may soon lose them to trials and tribulations of a new semester, and for manv of own" apartment. another city. a spouse, or a horrible disagreement (read: what?"i. us. a new roommate. Antl whilermmmating may not always Im!full of laughs, you used mv cat for %'Written in an amusing style by Kate Kelly, RichardDavis thetxx)k certainly is, (*szxIc ialv theIrt (hIsctribinghow to :hoosing a roommate can be as difficult as pulling gum and Jeff Stone, the book explores the different aspects of split the phone hill. 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(Various Artists) * Holly Knight, who is responsible for As soundtracks go, Mad MaX: Bevond Atlantic Records another "Nice and Rough tune, "Bettei Be Thunderdome is one of the best of the Good To Me," the song opens with primal summer. This album is highly recom- Back To The Future Not many people know who David Fos- drums and lapses into a pulsing bass line mended, if onIv for Tina Turner. lVarious Artists) ter is. However, his production and song with heavy percussion. Cappello again -W.M M(A Records credits establish him as second only to turns in a fine sax performance, but it is I"*wo strong tracks hv Hue* Lewis and Quincy Jones in the group of record super- Turner who steals the song. for who else * * the \ets canneot help this soLuICdtrack, producers. The latest in Foster's list of but she could make the line, "Bruised, Sen- which is a (compilation of Current tunes. accomplishments is the soundtrack for St. sual...Ravaged" sound so good? Cotcha! 50's nostal gia and Star qars-ish movie Elmo s Fire. Undoubtedlv, you've heard On the flip side of Turner's songs (an (Various Artistsi themes. The News "Powxer of Love .> a John Parr singing the title track instrumental on the of We Don't Need Another M(CA Records re'ent numbe)r one hit, is a likablet tune, radio. But after that opening track is really Hero" rounds out side one) are Maurice The soundtrack of Gotcha! has its shar( but Bac k InIlinie is more chara( tetristiC an exceptional album. It includes traFks by Jarre's compositions as performed by the of nuggets. Both Nik Kershaw s "Wouldn t of their sound, with its hard hitting sax. the known and unknown, as well as Royal three Symphony Orchestra. Jarre s themes it Be Good' and Bronski Beat's Smalltowvin "Time' is also MOeM suitable to the' film, songs performed by Foster. The album break awav from the now expected "trium- Boy are good songs that havte gotten some than "Love*' \withl its relferences t) tlt? spans the hard rock sounds of Billv phant themes and branch out into old, airplay, and Theresa Bazar's "Gotcha! has "DIe" , tine travel and the} 1950s. Squire and Fee Waybill (the Tubes) but recently to Fos- unexplored, areas. Through a been bouncing around in my1N}head e-ver Lindsev BU('kiln}ham s eSnl.tly!, "lMinC ter's more mellow, and slightly mix of since classical, primal drums, medieval instru- I saw the movie. Bomb Towini'' is a grating tLne*, with tht* "Love" and "Georgetown" ments themes. Other (lutes, lyres etc.) and the orchestra, But for the soundtrack ot arnediocre singer in a constant state of staccato and strong cuts include Elfante s "Young the composer and propels the listener into movie to be worth owning, it has to click has no reletvance' to the ftlm. Heaa\etrln is Innocent" and "For Just A Moment', a unknown world. One can almost trace the more than three times - and it can t have One Step Away swith its raggae b at duet by Donny Gerard and story Amy Holland. of the film through the music, and anv clunkers. For every good song on this wouldn t be half bad ifEric Clapton didn t But although well worth the money, the that is a sign of a well composed album, there is an awful one coming right repeat the songs title, but after the n th of album does have one drawback; it lacks soundtrack. on its heels. hearing it, lifting the ne edle off the reTcord continuity. The songs are more rock based, The two worst songs on the album- seems the right thing to do. or more pop based, with no in between. neither of which I remember hearing in the Interspersed with tlhe late st pop tulles However, this does not make a bad sound- movie at all - are Hubert Kah s "Angel 07 are a series of out andout movieb themes track. If one remembers, the Footloose and Joan Jett's "Gotcha Where I WantYa. that sound as if composer Alan Silvestri soundtrack also lacked continuity, yet it "Angel 07" is an example of euro-disco at decided to do a John Williams Uaiws, the* was a top selling sensation. On St. Elmo's, its worst, with a monotonous drum Star Wars and IndianaJones se riesi rip-off. each song has it s own individuality which machine throbbing away in thet back- "Back to the Future," wvithits pounding reflects each of the characters in the film. ground and self-conscious choruses of for- drums and triumphant horns could be Thus, the uncontinuitv makes sense - var- eign words. "Gotcha Wherem 1 Want Ya unnoticablv etdited into anv of tht S\\ films ious song styles for various characters. could be Joan Jett as a beginner: it s an as well as the "Baeck to the Future .S.A.M. obnoxious garage-band type song that just Overture. begs for a two-inch scratch across it. Side two contains primarily :--s t)stles Camelflage's funky "What s Your Name*' such as Eatll Angel., "NightTrain' and Mad May: Beyond Thunderdome is all right but nothing special, and it seems "Johnnv B. Goode,'' 1Johnin B. Goode is (Tina Turner/Royal Symphony Orchestra) very out of place on an albunm of rock and sung bv Martv1e Flx, the main c'haracter Capitol Records pop. Giuffria s two songs, "Nexer Toolate' in thle film while Marvin Berry," sup- and "Sav Aiinit t True, , make him rome oft posedlytile great Chuck BerryIcousin s Tina Turner once again proves that she like a poor mants Journey - the songs are* sings the othelrs).I)Ut theyv lac'k somethling is the Queen of Rock and Roll with her two fine*, but whentlie tries toremaech the* Ste've sinc'e th.ev are not the originals. cuts on the Mad Max soundtrack. "We Perry-ish high notes lie pales in compari- 1 he be}st thing to do would he to bMuVthle Don't Need Another Hero," number three son.Two lanmentabletiistrumentals bIv Bill Ne'ws 'Power o ,ove'' ane hope* that thle on Billboards's pop chart this week, is a Conti Close' out a fairly forgettable record company retletase~s Back in Time' finelycrafted tune that lets Turner show One theme, worthy of listening to is colletion. as a single, xeca use* tle re st of the a1uln is off her sultry voice. "Hero" is reminiscent "Bartertow-n." The cacophony of the post- The soundtrack to Gotcha! marks vert Cal. fru i tl li litl tile film was. of Turner's earlier hf: "What's Love Got to apocolypse towni can be heard through the 1 another case invwhic h the; adxie-e is to pie k -\\\t 11-' Do With It," and was written by Tempt Brit- expertise of the percussion section in a Rain Doesn't Dampen Read Young's Concert By George Bidermann hig of my three sisters, spread out andiixing their own The weather was perfect for a Neil Young concert. It lives now. We rarelv see each other any more.Last night, AlIternatives started out cloudy, and ten minutes before opening act imag,,,s of my familv and sisters bounded through my Nicholette Larson concluded her set, the downpour sights. began. We stood in the pouring rain, smiling, singing. "No There is a special place that is reserned for musie'ians in rain, No Rain!" was a popular chorus. So was "Keep the .the rock world who c ommand respect. Neil Young Each joints dry! Keep the joints dry!' belongs, along with Pete Townsend, John Lennon, Bob) I went to see Neil Young, to make my pilgrimage. But I Dyloan and Sting (among others),to this elite class of solo didn't see much of the show. I was lost in recollection artists. One can't help being affected by the imagery of the most of the time, drifting through my life and the things lyrics. This is what helps to set theses musicians apart. Wednesday around it. That is what Neil Young's music has done for me When Young moved into a brief acoustic set. doing Mnthe past, and what it did live last night. "Sugai- Mountainn and "Helpless 1which he dedicated to His gaunt, slow-moving body led the band through a David Cru..by), the audience sung along, not as a simple hearty blend of rockin' country and mellow classics. But rep-tition of words to a song, but a shared experience .n Young has not gone "country, as he and others have been being resived through the expression of beautiful music. claiming. The line between country music and Young's I have made my pilgrimage. Though the long-wvinded style is so finely blurred as to be indistinguishable. jamlDown of By the River" took a lot out of me.e I haven . thought of my sisters last night.When Young broke lenjoved myself so mue'h in years. Through the night, oile Statesman into "Harvest after dedicating it "to the mothers out thing remained constant: A deep feeling of com muiton there, keeping the families together," I couldn't stop think- with the music and affection for the man. September 1 1, 1985 9A - II -- m I* I - - STONY: BROOK VOLUNTEER AMUBULANCE CORPS - General Membership - Meeting Wednesday, September 11 th Javits Lecture Hall, Room 102 at.7:30pm All returning members and those interested in joining MUST ATTEND!! _ M -1--- _ l m - I- Applications for all positions listed below SAB Activities are available in the Polity Suite. Contact Wendy- Room 255 in the Polity Suite. -SAB PS er Hanger SAB Cleanoup Tokyo Joe'tso SAB WoI Crew SAB Sage Crew SAB SecurAL ISAB Hospitality (Sign up oniv COCA CleoanupMSecrty Hotline Staff Receptionistfor Polity Suie avalable (hours needed will be accepting Tuesday/Thursday) applications for the CLOSING DATE FOR APPLICATIONS IS SEPT. 1 AT 5:OOPM following positions: I Anyone interested in joining -RF'TiR fifi.fiVE.TR SAB's HOSPITALITY CREW: I rr c w r EOIPI --z -;z TICKET PEOPLE s ;l 'There will be a meeting at 5:00pm tomorrow, Sept. 12 in Irving Fireside Lounge CLEANM UP FallFest and The Kinks willbe discussed. 5 A,~~~~~~~2!~ For more information call 246-5386. ' =- e~~~~~~~~~ I - N I0A September 1 1, 1985 lOA -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ W--Vl.0011. qww' - i r -- E!~ - --I NEED VOLUNTEER HOURS? HOSPITAL Problem: VOLUNTEER ORGANIZATION Campus Apathy Solution: The African PSYCH. MAJORS PRE-MEDS American Studies org. Place: Every Tuesday at the ;S PARK HIATRIC U.N.I.T.I. Cultural Center. Stony Brook at law OSPITAL Time: 6.00pm OLD FIELD DELIVERERS OF POSITIVE is holding its first meeting I Thursday, HOUSE MOTIVATION IN THE Sept. 12,1985 - 5:00pm in the Student Org. AINORITY CAMPUS NORTHPORT COMMUNITY office 3rd floor of Library. VFTFRAN'S For mrore information AU ARE WELCOME! ADMIN. call Matt at 331-1682 (MFDICAL or see Laura or Gina -- - CFNTFR) I in Gershwin B31. I The German OUTING Cultural Society t^LUB B invites you to its elections (Weekly) V meeting in the 3rd floor Wed. Meetings at 7:30pm Commons Room, Main AMERICAN CINEMA PRESENTS: in Union Room 214. Library Trips: Bokpcing, Biking, Gene Hackman I in Raffing, Canoeing, Rock SEPT. 11 AT 4:00 PM Climbing, et..... WWa M^ W^^^^ Please attend, all are welcome! The French Connection 7:00pm (We need an advisor,faculty or I staff, IfIteews's -pleas e. The Stony Brook Gospel Choir The Suech Conneclion II WANS YOU!as! 9:00pm No Auditions Needed. Union Auditorium Tuesdays Thursday, September 12 Fine Arts Center I Room 2322 50¢ with ID $1.00 without ID 7:00 PM Sharp! Minorities in -EngineeringO Applied Sciences ' Will host its first H e~~~~~~~~~~~ A. General Body Meeting L.A.S.O. UnionIRoom 291 , Once you have experinced flight Thursday, Sept 12, 1985 Latin Ameriean you will walk the earth I At 6:00pm Sharp Students Org. *-a with your eyes turned skyward. Ad- Refreshments wHi be served. i I Welcomes evervone to our For there you have been f All new and returning first meeting reunion. And there you long to return. students are welcome! I I THURSDAY, SEPT. 12 L. DeVinci UNION RM 236 8:OOP.M. *** I I Refreshments will be served. In 'This is l l MOLA...... II I *------**------* Astronomy I r, I Club I \ I SKYDIVING I opens the fall semester! I ^I MOVIE: SPACE SHUTTLE: I Join the SB Dragonriders in their never-ending A Remarkable Flying Machine I I quest for flight. THIS IS A SPORT!T!! We jump throughout S.A.I.N.T.S. the year and you can make as little as one jump DISCUSSION/PLANNING: or as many as 1000!!!! Halley's Comet, T-Shirts, I Welcomes everyone to our NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY!! Big Trips, Off/On Campus First planned jump this semester- Saturday Sept. 28th. Observing, 10' Telescope OPEN HOUSE! Final Assembly, |I*0 Come find out what To get involved or just find out more- I More & More & More S.A.I.N.T.S. is all about! come to our meetings every Tuesday Meetings every Wednesday l Wed., Sept. 11 at 7:30pm Union 226 7:30pm in Union room 213. ESS 450 (use the elevator) I 8:00pm Refreshments will be served. -BLUE SKIES- Buttons will be sold. J J l -^-^-»J^-^J^-»^-^i^^JI^^l^^^rf^^^rfj ^ 'E ^ ^ ^ ^ * iffZw ^oi I September 1 1, 1985 11A 0- - - TELEVISIONI Romantic Comedy Hits the Small Screer1 By Walter Pishon agers embezzled all of her earnings. Her only asset, "The from great. Shepard has found a home in comedy. Her ABC is in need of a hit, and Moonlighting (Tuesday, 9PMI City of Angels Detective Agency," headed by cocky David shrill voice and head-strong manner add up to an excel- ma! just he what the doctor ordered. Addison. lent portrayal of the "I can take care of myself ... but When M0oonlighting appeared last spring, it received If Maddie is the picture of perfection and refinement, sometimes I'llneed a little help" character. me liocre ratings and seemed destined to fall into the Addison (Bruce Willis) is the exact opposite. He's your But the kudos must go to creator Caron, who gave new abvss of cancelled shows. But, ABC, knowing they had a evelyday shmo, someone who's not afraid to stand up in life to the romatic comedy. For the longest time, people in hit on their hands, weren t about to let it go. Luckily, in the middle of a bar and lip sinc to Aretha Franklin's Hollywood forgot about romance, and just dealt with the repeats,the show has become a consistent top ten hit. "Respect". Maddie and Addison clash constantly, but al- primal urges of man/woman. Caron has put the romance Moonlighting is the st(rv of Maddie Haves, a retired ways "ind up just this side of a romantic engagement. back in the word romantic and that is to his credit. modei who made her millions as the "Blue Moon The plotline is basically that of the romantic comedies And, of course, ABC must be thanked, for having the shamnpoo A.rl. While "resting on her laurels" Maddie (Cy- of the 1940's. In fact, Moonlighting is billed as a romantic intelligence to keep Moonlighting on its schedule. Good bill Shepal Ilwas taken to the cleaners; her business man- comedy with Shepard and Willis assuming the Hepburn going guys. and Tracy roles. Although the show is a mystery series, the chemistry (or sexual tension) between the two characters makes Moonlighting what it is. Glenn Gordon Caron has created a show of intelligence and wit,r something missing in many of today s conledies. The one liners and gags that abound in sitcoms have beeni left aside (somewhat» for morm subtle ald someftinmes out- landish hu10mor. Take Agnles UiPesto (Allvct Beaslv. (lI( deltective agency s secretary, who answer-sl the plhone il) !rhlyllig phrlases. Introducing her-self to it potential lover ,she says, "Hello nmy name is Agnes, but IImv frlields call Ile Miss DiPesto.'' A Ie\v' initit!es lawte, flit- words sink ill anl oile can t el[p b)t(1laughl. IMoSt of tte 11hum1lor fr()om* Willis, \vhio lias a smirk at milte xvide. He seems born I'tl tiet' par t. sl e t ells tIhe stolr, OIt how lit! caused the gireat blackout (o lt). I tised to leave illy lights orl ill mlly bedrl-oolm ... wilen I tried to get ill imly house, I rang the doorbhell and overloaded the sYs'ell becatse I lef't 1mv lights oll' or MIMe le tMleses Malddi about going backstage at CATS to -il) theri lxehild the il ( - -J | Il ~ I/ p 4 I t.18, 1985 at 7:00pm i News Room- .. s..I rook Union Basement 'ourTripod Be A-- apher For manlmwI ".'I" *!.WI - - 12A September 11, 1985 -- Vie wpon ts--- Sports,/Drugs and Real Men' Bv Roy T. Asfar We live in a society without guts. The backbone of this Mets in '83, and New York's man of virtue and honora- the same time, they have no conception of how old country probably has been washed away by the proto- bility replied with a many "No Comment." Let's face it, vintage Springsteen truly defines Americana as Waco type toilet bowl: the media. Case in point: Skimming Wiggins got caught red-handed immediately after Texas, Levis, and Budweiser. These are the "profes- through Monday, September 9th's Statesman, I came coming off his best year of his career, and past super- sionals" who don't even sweat. across an article by a fine writerMr. John Buonora, stars such as Steve Howe and Willie Aikens are strug- Thank goodness these guys weren't around in the concerning drugs and sports entitled "Drug Use and gling back into the hearts of fans, with All-Star seasons days when Mantle, Maris, Martin, Berra and Ford used Sports: A Commentary." I pose this question to Mr. long forgotten. Do any of you 16,000 at Stony Brook feel to get piss-drunk on a Saturday night and start a brawl at Buonora: What the hell has been said that hasn't al- that Hernandez would still be around if some genius New York's Copacabana. Those days, these guys were ready been heard? It doesn't take a Euclid to dawn upon would have found him with a shiny red nose on any only guilty of committing the manliest act since Adam a revelation such as "...sports figures are looked up to by given Saturday Night in St. Louis back in '82? said to Eve: "Shut up about the fruit already and get into the Youth of America..." and "...when a drug wears off, Has the gene for manliness finally been selected bed." Would these guys be in or on their way to the reality sets back in..." against in the great melting pot of a gene pool called pearly gates of the Hall of Fame with the help of today's Who are these "prophets" who come across via TV. America? These parasites of the media, calling them- media? Nowadays, anyone and everyone in Baseball is and Newspapers who feel that they are in a position to selves "professionals" with their jet-set haristyles and getting pissed on, and few will survive. One who will condemn guys like Alan Wiggins to hell, and at the same stereophonic voices struggle through life trying to find a always persist is Don Mattingly. Sure he gets arrested, time, promote guys like Dwight Gooden to being God's thread of smut on a public figure, and when they find it, but for many things such as urinating in public, and one understudy? In terms of literary credibility, I'd say these they unload. These are the "professionals" who wait for day he too will be a triple-crown immortal with the quiet guys fall between Ricardo Montalban and Pee Wee Geraldine Ferraro to be nominated as a Vice Presidential distinction of not getting involved with National League Herman. Seriously, who are these "professionals" who candidate, so they can make fun of her haircut and her dumping grounds such as Pittsburgh. canonize Keith Hernandez as a saint just because he has husband John (What do you mean I need a bankbook?) On Sunday, September 8th, Pete Rose tied Ty Cobb in finally admitted to using Cocaine three years ago? For Zaccar. These "professionals' are the ones who claim to base hits, and on Monday 9th, we should start hearing those who don't remember, Hernandez was asked about eat, drink, and urinate Bruce Springsteen, while the only about how he got 3,000 of those hits with a gram of coke his involvement with drugs upon being traded to the song they could name is "Born in the U.S.A.," when at in his chewing tobacco cannister. On Apartheid and South Africa launched an international campaign plansI of capitalist plunderers. Should gold from South Africa for fillings), have By Mitchel Cohen against slavery in the Carribbean when it they refuse, for instance, to negotiate helped produce such a serious economic The South African economy is nearing felt such a position would deal France a ,with the apartheid government, and situation. Of course investors have not collapse. Just last week, South Africa severe economic blow--not for moral should they refuse to accept "joint rule". withdrawn lucrative investments out of became the first nation in recent history reasons), because wage-slavery became which is the same cosmetic ruse tried bi the goodness of their hearts. Actions to suspend its debt payments to the more profitable, the Rockefeller interests the Tri-Laterltstselsewhere, and should against them around the world have been banks, therby following Fidel Castro's (which are enormous as it is) stand to pick they continue to wage their revolutionary costly to them; and now, with the rise of advice to Latin American governments. It up some of the pieces of its capitalist struggle until they've achieved their free- the revolutionary movement in South would take a fascist government, like competitors should apartheid collapse in dom not onlyfrom the current racial slav- Africa, they're afraid of losing itall. Better South Africa's, to implement such a dras- the way the Tri-Lateral Commission and ery, but also from the economic slavery to get out now, they reason, before all their tic economic step, and thereby put the the Committee on Foreign Relations plan. foreign capital, then the interests of the factories, mines, and other properties are squeeze on the international banks, who Citi-Bank and Bank of America stand to international banks can be thwarted and expropriated by the revolutionary have outstanding debts of $1 trillion to lose billions of dollars in South Africa, the dealt a serious blow. movement! governments around the world. Even former being the largest holder of South It is in the interests of the most Of course the South African govern- Poland's government, under orders from African debt in the world. Both these advanced sector of the capitalists class - ment is making it difficult for them to Moscow several years ago, refused to banks belong to rival empires - Bank of those represented by Rockefeller - to dis-invest. Last week it imposed substan- suspend or cancel its $20 billion/year America to the right-wing of capitalism propound a series of negotiated "settle- tial penalties on any companies trying to debt to western banks, imposing instead (these terms: "right-wing", "left-wing" , ments" and "peaceful" change of South pull out, and it has even threatened to harsh austerity measures on its own pop- and "liberal" are, when used here, Africa's government and racial-slavery confiscate their properties itself if they ulation, which in turn gave rise to the simply relative to each other, all, how- laws, the better to exploit a new form of try! Tsk Tsk. Shoulda gotten out when we creation of the "Solidarity" movement. ever, falling within the domain of interna- labor there, as well as to win out over demanded it. Now they'll have to pay the Unlike Poland, or for that matter New tional capitalism), which represents the some of its major competitors. To some price. York City in the mid- 1 970's which faced same agribusiness, Bechtel Company, degree, there is a temporary confluence similar overpowering debt burdens, One section of the U.S. ruling class, led and aero-space military contractor inter- of tactical interests between the Rocke- South Africa's white minority govern- by David Rockefeller (former head of the ests pulling Reagan's strings; Citi-Bank, feller forces and the A.N.C. - both want ment cannot whip more surplus value Chase Manhattan Bank), is pushing an over which there's been a tussle for years to end apartheid as it currently exists. from its already-enslaved Black popula- end to apartheid very strongly. Just as since its founding by "black sheep in the Unfortunately, certain groups in the tion, which is already at the bottom. some liberal capitalists opposed racial family" William Rockefeller, is mostly U.S. - the Communist Party USA, International removal of investments slavery (England, for instance was the controlled by the J.P. Morgan interests. Workers World Party, and Line of March from South Africa, and the growing boy- main slave-trading ruling class for two Chase Manhattan, Chemical, Exxon -all -have seized upon the strategy of the cott of all goods produced there (includ- centuries but, as C.L.R. James explains in controlled by the Rockefeller family - primary liberation group (the A.N.C.) and ing South Africa's gold Krugerrands and, his book "The Black Jacobins", it stand to gain handsomely, possibly even are wielding it to smash down support for just recently, U.S. dentists' refusal to use winning control of Citi-Bank and Manu- the other liberation forces in South Africa facturers Hanover. For them, it's all just a - not allowing other speakers on their giant game of Monopoly, and which form programs, limiting tactics to lobbying and of economic slavery will people settle for, legislative efforts, and - most important - allowing the banks and multinationals to denying the South African people the OF CORGSeSSw continue reaping profits. right to decide for themselves who their WkLq WR clW Already the ANC (the African National leaders should be, thereby playing right Congress), which is the largest of the dif- into the hands of the Rockefeller coCtwwS,.. w ferent liberation groups in South Africa, strategists. and which is also the one most often It is in our interests, however, and that ^ oriented to Moscow's policies (although of the overwhelming South African tuIAml calling them puppets or stooges of Russia majority, to support all the liberation TWW U*^CNM would be seriously over-stating the case, movements in South Africa, not only the plusIf K and denying the heroism so many of their A.N.C., to expand our material aid, the people are exhibiting), has held meetings realm of speakers on our programs, and in New York City and in Washington D.C our tactics, to up the ante (not to limit it), with executives of some of the major cor- so that the South African people can porations. making plans for future corpo- choose for themselves their own leaders, rate investments. and decide for themselves their own Of course the people of South Africa destiny. with our support and concommi- itself, {The author is a member of Brooklynites tant struggle here in the U.S., will decide against Apartheid and the Red Balloon their own fate, and represent the biggest Collective) BE^Q~t> Bugi.M-Ri crimp in those minimal anti-apartheid 9 STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 -- - I-0 I 1 TG.S 1 FOREIGNI (~~AUTO1MOTIVE| 70 Comsewogue'Rd. 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If you have on* or more ^-^S ONE-STOP AMUSIC STORE! of tW" syptoms, call for ^® 8 GUITARS-BASSES-DRUMS-KE'^OARDS-BRASS/WOODI hnformallon or on ^a f^ DS/EFFECTS appIntWm oi. ^^ W IB AND ALL- ACCESSORIES 440st Heafh Insurance ^ag^^^^gp ^ Accepte As Fun iiS^ L ES R EN TA LS Payment No Out pMP |^ 'HMsAc - - ^AREPi Of ocket ^ ^ 1^^1.^ 1 Ex^e"^ ^ l M 1 397-D I O er Bay fRd. _Wt - ^nv^~~~~~4 NenW~nee Highwa^ R 347 Plainview, NY pping CenterNecnts^ pigi tr 516-433-6969 156--3-3 612 10 STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 l-i =- ~ .m~ w a - ^ S ^ ^ ^ ^" = . High Holiday DEL DINNER: _ A. A ^c CATHOLIC VIEW OF JUDIASM 0 with Father Vin Rush, Catholic Chaplain SUNY SB 0 Services Thursday} Se p te m b e r 12 at 5:30pm Roth Dining Hall < Kosher Meal Plan: Kosher Meal Card n/c, Regular Meal Card $1.00 \ a - - No Meal Card $5.00 M -atthe State University of New York at Stony Brook SEPHARDIC CLUB 0 Film: Mellah & meeting - u CONSERVATIVE/EGALTARIAN SERVICE Wednesday, Sept. 11 at 8PM in Union 223 ROSH HASHANAH HILLEL FILM FORUM AU. SViet" keld i ------I 1. SHABBAT SHUVAH KOSHER FOODS & DEUCACIES FOR All OCCASIONS Fri.. Sept. 20 6:30 pa Orthodox S Cons./Egat. SeA- Mr, Dell...Has A Beef! v-cew in Teta: nd Cade. Sat. Sept. 21 Whether corned, roosted or potted, you'll agree that 9:30 am SeAvclce hetd I COUPONS GOOD AT ALL THREE RESTAURANTS A==~~i- A- ~ A -m76 »33 ALNC AVE z WHEATLEALEXNDER AVeLAZ 2 ."DtIN GREENV&LE LAKE GROVE ______516» M -2072 (516) 621-3340 (516) 979-8770 I {S16) UiS-2072 {S16} t2t-3340 (S16} §79 lTQ Piu -- --n- e- -.-- &aB9. ~ AbaA h -- ISTONY & suBi tor over 25 ym Directfy opposite StonV Railrood Stotion .E VILAGE TRAVEL SER\ sets Steamship TK Package Tou zen Travel Student Trave rVel Amtrak Yccept avel Vouchers W#I* QIzwT|lY w|ll X4 TUWI I Route 25A, Stony Brook lo 75-456" INSTANT COLOR PASSPORT* I.D.& PHOTOS MotPrCredt Cords &- fI I *COMPUTERIZEDv- -An MMaHI prOtent< (close to ap8) FREE BUS TRANSPORTATION PROVIDEW -- ~~~~~-S Sunday Bible School Worship Servni A, RESUMES w | 855 Under the Bdge 10-20 Under the nrhd 9:00 Ke-y -tn Stop 10:25 KeXy Sayar-O'Rourke & Associates, Inc. 9:05 Tamer 10:30 Taber Division of Major Executive Search Firm 9:10 Stage XVI 10:35 S~tf XVI Career Direction & Goal Definement JPar onfortion Call.' 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Light enough to Suggested Retail Price $559.00 carry almost anywhere, the Z-138 PC offers Ask about our special monitor/software packages! many of the same features of the Z-148 PC. Plus it comes equipped with its own built-in For more information on our Zenith PC's and CRT display and carrying handle. our Special Student Prices, call or visit the So call or visit your campus contact today, campus contact listed below: and save a bundle on your very own Zenith PC-the personal computer you can use now D.V.S.E. Or call ZDS Office and in your future career. You may never 33 Sicomac Road (201) 330-0523 find a smarter way to bring down the cost of Suite #303 your education! 423-4500 I Pricesapply ony to pucaes diect fromZenith DataSystems Corpraton , 2V~i M Idata or Contact(s) listed above by students or faculty for theirown use. Offerlimted Uhenlb Perownc systems to schoolsunder contract to Zenith Data Systems. Prices are subject to change without notice. LiUitone personal com- puter andone monitor per n dividain ©1985, Zerith Data Systems When Tbtal Performance is the only option. any 12-month period. W i I - fC^^,SS GRADUATE STUDENT II^^ - HOUSING The Graduate Student Organization maintains an off-campus housing service. Listings may be seen at the G.S.O. office, Room 132, Old Chemistry Bldg., 9:30ar-2:30pm. New listings may be phoned in daily. (246-7756). 12 SE s e I 12 STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 - -m I i StonyBrookTHE GR| u i | s Shposoe | DiOUPof ByMSs. Small Group Experdinces and Workshops In Skill Developm wntand Persnal wth I -Out race develop$ its human Quakiews in esswxe only from Wace-lo-tace, from heefi-io-heart. It can do ihis onein &me# circes which gradualy grow larger in the warmth of tealyg and jovs. and in trust and confidence." The Art of interviewing -PesItatza 'Understanding the significance that the interview holds inthe HEALTH AND WELLNESS overall job search process is the first step toward successful interviewing. This workshop will provide an overview of the Stress Management things that should be done before, during and after the interview Effective stress management is being used by increasing as a means of maximizing success. Role playing an interview numbers of people, from athletes to physicians and business will give the participants a first-hand sense of what to expect- executives. Each year, new and innovative techniques for re- and how best to prepare for and handle the different aspects of ducing stress are being developed and are helping to treat prob- the employment interview. lems as diverse as procrastination, anxiety, headaches and One-session workshop, limited to 25 participants. Meets from other somatic disorders. This year the Group Shop is offering 3 to ! ?:T> on Wednesday, November 6. tour different, yet related formats for learning how to cope better Worl .Jop Leader, Laurie Johnson, Ph.D. with stress and lead a more relaxed life. Stress Management Overview: This workshop will identify PERSONAL GROWTH the various manifestations of stress and introduce stress man- So, You Want to Go to Graduate School: A Workshop agement techniques. Muscle relaxation, breathing teachniques for Black and Latino Students and time management strategies will be emphasized This workshop is for minority students who want ao learn how to One-session workshop offered three times from 3 to 5 p.m. on apply to and get into graduate and professional schools Come Monday, October 7, October 21 and November 1 1. and Jearn Workshop Leader: Cheryl L. Kurash, the following Ph.D. a Effective study skills for the standardized examinations (GRE. LSAT. MCAT, GMAT). Healthy Thinking-Antistress Techniques: A workshop for b Gathering appropriate letters ot recommendation, people who unwittingly add to their own burdens with negative a Locating scholarship money designated for minority expectations, worrisome thoughts and self-imposed pressure. A Nutritional Approach to Weight Control-Think be- students; Evaluate your thinking patterns. a. Preparing for the interview One-session workshop. Meets from 3 to 4:30 p.m. on lore You Eat! One-time workshop offered twice from 3 to 5 p m.on Wednes- Tuesday, November I 9 Come learn about the nutritional value in the foods we eat, about days. October Workshop 9 and 46 Leader: Cor; Newman, MA. food allergies, menu plans and the influence of habits in our Wcrkshoo Leader Gerald Shepha d. M S. W eating behaviors and dietary patterns. Introduction to Meditation: This workshop will provide a One-session workshop Meets from 12 noon to 2 p m on Assrtlveness Training basic introduction to meditation, a systematic technique to en- Thursday, October 24 These groups are designed to help you communicate more hance awareness, deepen concentration and manage stress Workshop Leader: Joan Schwager, Nutritional Consultant effectively. Reponsible assertiveness means communicating more effectively through focused attention. self-respect and respect for others. Learn how to handle the Two-session group with lir.;ted enrollment. Meets from 12 WORK AND TIME MANAGEMENT internal value conflicts that may be inhibiting you and to distin- noon to 1:30 p.m. on Tuesdays, October 15 and 22. guish between assertion and aggression. Workshop Leader. JoAnn Rosen, Ed.D. Get It Done Yesterday Ongoing groups with limited enrollment. This workshop is designed to help those annoyed and frustrated Stress and Relationships: Reduce stress through improving -by their own procrastination. Participants frill identify their spe- Group 1: For Staff and Faculty only. relationships. Learn to use transactional analysis as an aid to cial problems, explore how these arise ana are maintained and Meets for five weeks from 12 noon to 1:30 p.m. better empathy, more successful assertion and improved inter- develop strategies for solving them. Tuesdays begining October 8, ending November personal orientation. Ongoing workshop with limited enrollment Meets for three 5. Ongoing group. Meets for six weeks on Tuesdays from 12 sessions from 12 noon to 1:30 p.m, on Tuesdays beginning Group Leader: Anne Byrnes, Ph.D. noon to 1:30 p.m. beginning October 1, and ending Nov- November 5; ending November 19!h. Group 11: For Students only. ember 5. Workshop Leader: Bonnie Hoffman, C.S.W.. Ph.D. Meets for four weeks from 12:30 to 1:30 p m on Group Leader Donald Bybee, M.S.W. Wednesdays begining October 9, ending October Cure Clutter. The Road to Organization 30. Has clutter become a nightmare? Stacks of magazines next to Group Leader: Blossom Silberman, M.S.W. 'Study Skills your armchair; an accumulation of recipes and coupons onthe Reduce stress throughimproved academic performance. Con- counter;piles of paper on your desk? Get organized! Ttis wo,-k- Dream Appreciation Workshop cretize, discuss and apply a one-page "Study Self-Management shop will describe techniques, skills and methods to bring an This four-week workshop will teach a method of discovering and Guide" thatis designed tohelp participants develop more effec- end to clutter. Less mess means more time for you and the using the meaning of dreams. Participants will help each other tive study habits. things you want to do. to explore and understand dreams as metaphDo Learn to buiss One-time workshop offered three times from 12 noon to 1:30 One-session workshop Ottered from 12 30 to 2 p m on bridges between the imagery in your dreams and your life p.m. on Thursdays, October 10, November 7 and December 5. Thursday, October 10. situation. Workshop Leader. Donald Bybee, M.S.W. Workshop Leader: Vita AvIgnone Ongoing group, limited to 15 people. Meets from 1230 to 2 p.m. on Wednesdays beginning October 16; ending Novem- Counseling Drug and Alcohol Users A Creative Approach to Decision Making ber 6. - Group Leader: Edward E. Podoinick, Ph.D. A -workshopdesigned specifically for staff members who would This workshop is designed for overachievers, perfectionists. abuser preprofessionals. pregrad, faculty ortho-meta-para- liketo enhance their skills in working withTie substance Post-Divorce Parenting on campus. Various treatment techniques that can be applied to professionals, workaholics, first borns, yuppies that must carry This workshop will help separating a range of student-staff relationships will be presented. the family name and the superstar. We will explore the creative and divorced parents under- stand the expectable reactions of children One-session workshop. Meets from 7 to 9 p.m. on Wed- process using situational decision making and look into an orig- and adolescents to divorce. Learn to cope more effectively sessions willbe offered if suffi- inal theory. The focus will be on learning ta control your environ- with issues such as nesday, October 23. Additional parenting, emotional reactions, II ment instead of being controlled by it, through the creative custody and visitation, parental cient interest exists. process. dating Workshop Leader: Jeff Schrenzel. C.S.W. and remarriage. One-session workshop offered from 3 to 5 p.m. on Wed- One-time workshop. Meets from 12 noon to 2 pm. Friday November 15. AIDS: What Does It Mean to You? nesday, October 23. Workshop Leader: JonathanF. Schaul. Ph.D. AcquiredImmune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) has become a Workshop Leader: Mark S. Schuster,M..BA. major health crisis of our time. Almost 25% of all cases have Bridging to Separation Gap arisen in a young-aduft (20-29) population. These workshops Resume Writing: You Can't Afford to Be Modest This workshop will review common concerns will explore practical ways of reducing the fear and risk asso- Don't sell yourseff short. No matter what kind of employment of preschool and elementary school-age children when ,ciated with this life-threateningillness. Each session will focus you're looking for. your first job should be preparing an impres- one or both parents are working longer hours than usual on a separate issue for those concerned: e.g. high- versus sive resume -the session will provide you with an outline to and/or are going to be away from home-even for couplea low-risk behavior, expressions of sexuality; substance abuse follow and tips that should help you in preparing your first of days-because of work or vacation plans. Considerations in aiding parents and the development of personal support systems for dealing resume. to help their child better cope with the separation will with these issues. Participationis confidential One-session workshop. Offered three times from 12 noon to be discussed One-time workshop. Offered from 3:30 to Ongoing group for students only. Offered from 7 to 8.30 p m 1 p.m. on Monday, October 7 and November 4, ard from 4 to 5 p m. on Tuesday, November 12. on Tuesdays, October 8, 15, 22 and 29. ,5 p.m. on Thursday, December 5. Workshop Leader: Fredell e Robinson, M.S.W Group Leader: Ralph Johnston, Ph.D. Workshop Leader: Jerrold Stein, M.A.. M.B.A. .^ --.------I Circlessoy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~u share Incanmakq Stony 8fooac f~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~aed a~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~ --- -- Tht»-purpose of The Group Shop is to provide you Will "Sma«l I GROUP SHOP REGISTRATION* FORM I circle s" so you can share In making Slony Brook more 01 a I corninunity. ts Sim Is to help people lesse n the isolation oftn T his form mustb e returned no later than Wednesday, September 25 1985to etenon a campus Nis sizeSThe Group Shop Steern Convnk*e | The Unvernity Couneling Center, Infirma ry, Second Floor Zip+ 4: 3100 hopesthat the groups and workshops offered each semester. I provide a eying. enjoyable atmosphere for Iearning together The groups and workshops are designed to increase &wre- |______Age -----Sex ---- Phone ^.------AgeSex-hon ness of self and others, and to help developmore effectiv copsng skills The style and formal of each group depends on the particular issues or skills discussed. Most groups and work- | Pn Sgess ------^ ------^' Z/ shops emphasize experiential learning. Thus, much of the dis- ma,,n AceStre~Steet cussion emerges from the experience of interacting with other Town .0 Freshman 0 Sophomore Zip group members. 0 Junior a Senior 3 Graduate StudentO Staff Member 0 Facuity Member Group Shop offerings change from semester to semester. Commuter StudentO Resident Student depending on What people need or would enjoy learning, i you 0 have a suggestion. ppease let someone on the Steeting Com- I would mittee know. Each group is led by an experienced group leader. like to register for the following group(s) or workshopt s). i order of preference ptOdUClivelAAy StonySny Bfrookstusf taff member o faculty memr er is weicoe and there is no fee Groups are keps small so tCn can a oe comfortable and inlormal We hope they are fun as well as 1. TidDe:a--- Day n-- productivel D a e s: D a y & CRROUU SHOPSTSTEERING COMMITTEE: IM1 22* Tie:- t - n-- Chhrtl L Kuresh,Ph C.. CoorDinator of Outreachi ProgramP 3. Tide: _- Dates: Im Cenier University Counswlng Center at I"----- Andular Aeltaafl. Undergaiuate Student Late' registrations Donald .yb MSW. Counselor, Un.veirsrty Gounselw w'!be l taken IF there st is space ill avail- 25 locontbr rmyour accept | ~ ~ableWhen,rnore people request c ar to l meet you need a grouJp than can be ac- where your fiosomaryCounlns Cweeardtl Secretary 10Ite Director. Universl comr group or workshop netIW. etiteCete -odated part. icipantswill be selected b lotteryv oune You frurther informatiton please call Lize will be contactedy e thlUn iversityCounsel ing Phyllis Ironsld9, Secretary, Ui versity Counseling Cent y mail or telephone after September Center at 246 2282 Harold Mendohn,S. mAssistaM tte toDirecto teieoesiene On.v Stery Brook stuaeriresraew * M arnarbenes farv ffy are e'..gytofe !o rrsters r7rce no charge for the Group SGuop I bMarc Parel, Undergraduate Student "An on-camposors o is preferable it yo)i have one Karen Peralcht Undergraduate Saudent M ^. *-- .--. » ------^ ------Canown Vanquee, M SW., 'Acting Director, Studen * ""*"* II - - -- Class ife ds HC1 0 VA/AMT ^CH ILD CARE-Working couple with HELP WANTED -Drivers/full part t&iANTED- Wanna Pet? How about a birdl Ours HELP WANTED -two children (8&10)seeks student time Restaurant work. Arthurs WAN . are colorful, cheerfulntame Birds FOR SALE to assist with homework, prepare Take Out. 689-311. Feathered friends c ou n t s/S40D ------occasional dinner, 2:30 to 5 PM, 2 - H ELP WANTED . Cooks, dis4 afternoons a week. Transportaion Child Care Needed Port Jeff Sta-, DONOR: Intelligent, attractive male SHOREH hwashersandhostesses.Fulltime, qr Setauket 246-4002(day) before wanted for child by dtonor. Suffolk AMt o r 9 4 1 3 6 1 2 COMPUTER FOR SALE: IBM PC jr part time, days & nights Apply in i - (evening). required. Call 928-4087. County area; Fee paid. For informa BAHAwI-FAIT computer with 640K. disk drive. modem, printer, amber mc niter. tween 3:00-6:00 Mon thru F^ri DRIVERS AND SANDWICH makers HEiLP WANTED: Waiters, wai1 dedicated to peace through lovea nd Lots of software 'IBM PC compati- wanted. All hours available. tresses and busboys needed at Seventh Street, Louisville, Ken 8 ble'A. System worth $6500 Will Northh a s se t HillsF o r mCountryo re nfo r mCluba ti o nMan-ca ^k 00 T o o u r d e a------r est - HELP WANTED:HELP WNTED DriversDivflr~ wantedArthurswante Arthurs .Take Out. 689-31 11. ' I ll: tcky 40202. Irving B-1, nice try, sell for $1700*negotiable. Availa- t oo ble software: wordprocessorr, gra- campus and have car. inquiretGOVERNMENT JOBS (516)R6279100. DR1I6,040- Responsible person guys, bad You couldn't keep tip 5 9 2 30 / y r No w h 8 0 5 Y o u o n lo by a N O S E r phics, languages, equation Station Pizza and Brew, 751-5549. $ , . iring. Call - wanted to drive me to and from ly st (o two)! processor...Call 246-6989, Ask for Smith Haven Mall 2-3 evening a SPecial thanks to Scott C.-the first 1099Rte25A, Stony Brook (By the 687-6000 Ext. R-4644 for current a n d o n ly ca s u a l ty o f t h e Joe R.R. Station). federal list. C!=\\r-o week, andonSundays Takea study night R h o ^ ( a D ID ______------Lanes Maa break and earn some money! Call NOT lose itf 1982 Yamaha Maxim-750 cc Shaft B ow i n DISHWASHERS NEEDED Part- l g Lanes Manager: Expe Susan at 246-9160 anks for creating Irvingy oLakeu r o(toow n drive, low mileage. Garaged. time, Mon-Fri, Start time flexiblenence and creativity a mustfor Stu- bad you drowned in t he 2 $1800. Call eves. 516-454-8887. (9:30 ar-11:00 am) work until 300 d e n t U n o n owling Alley PROFESSIONAL TYPING off all waterMLove B- DrinkingCrew M e c h a n c a l e xp e rt i se e ss e n t a l pm. Take bus or ride bicycle Call i i your term papers and reports, Call TKE - HOUSING T K E T K E T KE T a n FOR SALE, 1981 Renault 18i P.S., Country Fare 751-9889 (After 3:00 Salary $14,000 & up. Send resume Jeanne (516) 732-8688 $2.00 per Kappa Epsilon P.B., 5 speed, 33 m.p.g. Excellent m.) or letter of interest to Ann Bernos: page. Fraternity is here! Look for our party condition, asking $2800689-7395. Faculty Student Association Room P coming 9/26 in the union ballroom ST O N Y B RO O K V IL L A G E De 9 i n te r e ste d i n JOBS: Rainy Night 282, Student Union. HOLLYWOOD NAILS - "Super : lgfht Anyone becoming a For Sale, 1978 BMW 320i Auto, ON CAMPUS House manager, Hard Rock Cafe INTERESTED IN A WRITING CA Sale -Soar, Acrylic or ipna ul 3 bedroom superbly craned. member ca 246-49 Ak A.C, Blaupunkt, metallic blue. Only manager, Asst to E.D., counter per REER? Opening for student 63,000 mi., Snows, asking $6,300 eligible $20. 737-1411 Rancsons quieswoeums blockslae frory 689-7395 sons, stockpersons, bouncers, deli for College Work Study, to assist RhF to shopesity Bmuoweum, 2 bl ,osfom w nTosich fml)ht slicers, cleaners, audio/visual editor of Campus Currents, Stony ELECTROLYSI Ruth Frankel, cer unversty By-09owema000 wn Two SBtch (ernale)or Whn technicians, projectionists, musiBrook's faculty/staff newspaper tified fellow ESA recommended by eve 751_0794___anB-tact us ato ror n 1977 Honda Accord 5 spd. AM/FM cians, Applications available inP'lease apply to Rm. 121 Central physicians Modern method - Con GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1 (U our room Stereo, Sil/B1k. Many new parts, SCOOP office. Union Room 254 Hal, 246-3542 sultations invited Walkingdistance Rer). Also delinquent tax prop Commut-erStudentsee F / T stu d e n ts o n Excellent Condition. $1450 758- ly. a, to campus. 751-8860. -6 0 GOS t ItyCallng ride 6244. HELP WANTED: Part time, car pref ing art. Statesman is looking for MATH TUTORING, Very expe- 4644 for information Share expenses James 728-3706 Omega B66 enlarger-working con- ferred, flexible hours Apply in per- that special person who is inter- rienced In Math 120, 125, 126e FREE ROOM &BOARDinexchange dition, Sneieer lense, tall back, son to Sub Station Hfero any time. ested In getting hands on expe- 127. 131, and 132. Rate: $10 per f tense board, $75 or best offer, Sta- 7 5 1 7 7 7 0 751-7770 - ______rienceHne-Lanpg aeu hour. Financial Aid is available for forhrlouse keepnAlInland o8ccasio7n1 alp S N TC tesman Rm. 074 Student Union - Lan pag make-p, hl arCl Holly^ a^-^585573 CAMPUS NOTICE typesetting, camera work. This underpriveleged students. LimitedI 246-3690. INTERESTED IN A WRITING CA could work into a paid position. spaces. Cal -8712. Classy one bedroom apartment!3 REER? Opening for student eligibe otat ae s J. Mackin 246- New------aplinces carpet, drapes---^": --- 1978 Buick Skyhawk. Orig. owner. / for College Work Study, to assist3690 Rm. 075 Student Union Typing service: Fast & Reliable I Stony Brook Chinese Christian Fel- Great running/looking. S1950 editor of Campus Currents, Stony $1 00 per page. $1.50 overnight. 43.5-4806 Pi ck u p an d c a) . lowship welcomes you to join the best offer. 444-1413, 473-4023, Brook's faculty/staff newspaper. Ptnn . - delivery optional. Call fellowship every Friday night 800 Gerard. Please apply to Rm . 1 2 1 Cent ra l & F/Te positions at NYPIRG Ra n d i 6 9 8 -8 7 6 3 . p.m. at Student Union Rm 226. Hall, 246-3582 . NY's largest environmental & con- $300a111976 Pont. SW, Good body, o r g a n i at i o n Por t Je ff 4 7 3 ------s z - Typing s. 00/page Fast, accurate. Ambulance meeting Wed, Sept tires, new battery, exhaust. Needs GOVERNMENT JOBS. S15,000 to professional. On campus. Twodays PERSONALS 11th, 7:30 p.m., Javits 102. All tune up and oil change. Perfect for $50,000/yr. possible. All occupa .notice please. Call Warren at 246- returning and/or interested in 'oin- local inexpensive trans. Call WocKN tions. Call 805-687-6000 Ext. R- IStatesme 9-5deliery3erso.Cl 3830. Ing must attend. at 6-7109. .4644 to f ind out how. Saemn95 4-60 EXPERIENCED TYPIST FOR all your STOP SHOREHAM! Attention premeds and psych typing needs. Fast, accurate and ---- majors: Need volunteer hours? See dependable Ca!l Leslie at 585- Dear Elisa. I love you andmfssyou VHO booth in the union 9/11J 4561. Love Gary. f -all Mat at 331-1682. Are you denying f Low Cost 1 'yoursel ! Personialized ! abetter shot i ABORTION i at gradscoo? T ASLEEP or AWAKE Okay, it maybe too late to get a 4.0. But its not too late to try to do better on your LSAT, j 667-1400 i GMAT, GRE, or MCAT For that. Freef Pregnancy Testing there's Stanley H. Kaplan. | Family Planning Counseling A No one has prepped more T STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL T students than Stanley H. 5 LIC. 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NORTH- AUTO PARTS has all the back to school supplies for your car. -We carry foreign and domestic parts. - I Cobbls Record Tied OPENINIG SPECIALS: (Continued from page 16) career batting average .305) serve only night, and against arguably better to add to the accomplishment of the re- t10%Discount on ALL pitchers. Cobb played with deader balls, cord. No record deserves an asterixs. and in less total games. These are all like Roger Maris' 61 homer season. The items with this ad. things which should only stand to show game is played, and goals and records the evolution and improvement of the are set and fall. It is part of the game. It game. adds to its beauty and grandure. Re- The record is for career hits. The cords stand to add to the history of the Open Mon-Fd 8:30-6:00 amount of games or seasons should not game, and haggling over who had an Visa and Mastercard be at issue. 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September 1 1, 1985 Supporters Behind the Scenes Athletic TrainersAct as a Liason Between Coach and Docto)r By Jacqueline Vacchio ates the athletes and screens them for weaknesses Behind every successful athlete, there exists a which may exist in their bones or joints and any other training room and athletic trainers guiding him to- instabilities. This check-up is more commonly re- ward victory. The training room at Stony Brook is no ferred to as the "joints test" by the athletes. Once this exception. According to KathyKoshansky, head at- check-up has been done, each athlete's record is put on hletic trainer at Stony Brook, the purpose of the at- file in the training room, and referred again if he hletic training room is to protect the athletes from should receive an injury. injury. These injuries can be sustained from a game or A large commitment of time and energy is required practice, or an old injury which requires special to be an athletic trainer. "The athletic trainer acts as a attention. laison between the coach and the doctor." commented Keshansky and assistant trainer Stewart Levine try Koshansky, who began her training career at Stony to Leach athletes the best ways to protect themselves Brook three years ago. Prior to being at Stony Brook. during practices and games, by way of padding and Koshansky completed an internship program at taping ankles, fingers and wrists. Weight control is SUNY at Cortland. Certification as an athletic trainer another aspect which the athletes are expected to be requires a background in anatomy, physiology. injury conscious of. For sports which are played during the prevention and physical therapy. 1800 hours of volun- warni weather seasons. an excessive amount of water teer work with an experienced certified trainer is ne- loss is a common and expected occurrence. As a result. cessary as well. the atheletic trainers as well as the coaches must mon- Both Levine and Koshans-kyteach as a supplement to itor the hunmidit level by using a sling sychrometer. athletic training. Koshanskyteaches athletic training wMEich measures relative humidity. If 80 percent rela- courses(PEC 310). and Levine teaches FirstAid(PECX tive humiditv exists, athletes such as football players, 170). In many cases, they teach students who assist are required to attire themselves in shorts and shirts them in the field. Koshanskv feels that these students -ather than the usual bulk of pants and heavy padding. should receive the same respect as a regular athletic They are also permitted more water breaks and prac- trainer, due to all the time put in by the students. tices are sometimes shortened. A great deal of overtime is also required(. When a An athletic trainer must be able to recognize an football game is scheduled at 1:00 PM, Koshanskyand injury and and know how to treat it. According to Levine will show up as early as 8:30 AM to make sure Koshansky, "if an injury becomes swollen or soreness that everything is prepared for the players. In addition occu rs, then it requires ice as a treatment." She goes on to treating the Patriots, Koshansky and Levine treat to explain, "ice decreases inflammation and swelling." the visiting team as well. There main goal is todo what Splints, stretchers and in severe cases immobilizers is best for the players; their safety and health are the Statesman/Fredda Gordon are all available in the training room for the athletes. If trainers main concerns. Besides recognizing and treating injuries, athletic trainers an athlete should happen to sustain a more serious Time is a factor for the athlete as well. In addition to like Laura Fazzari spend many long hours teaching athletes injury, then the athletic trainer has assessability tothe daily practices and long grueling hours on the field o)r like -Marc L'Eplattenier the best way to protect themselves ambulance and the team orthopedic is contacted. court, there are academics which need to be attended from -niuries. Every athlete makes at least one visit to the training toj. According to Levine, the coaches seem to be suppor- room for an orthopedic evaluation which takes place at tive of the athletes as students and their need to keel) the athletic trainers. Levine describes it thus. "wr' the beginning of every season. Dr. Stuart Cherney, the up with academia. Also. coaches have gained more were the new kids on the block - and like ;inxt' in team orthopedic. located at University Hospital evalu- respect and have put more value upxon the opinions of else,<'J h.ive to prove vourself." Ne Pete Rose: Baseballs Newt Legend By John Buonora of Ruth and Cobb. He will be the stuff of 4,191. The numbers itself aren't as baseball history. significant as for what they stand for: But this is today, and rose is center 4,191, hits. For now, it will remain the stage. He epitomizes the child in a man's record for the most hits amassed by a game. He is the idol of ayouth-conscious, major league player. It will remain the fitness-minded America. He deserves record until Pete Rose steps up to bat the record. He s worked his entire life and slaps a hit into play. When that mo- for it. It is the culmination of a great ment occurs, the record will no longer career. He is the American underdog. by Ty Cobb's, it willbe Rose's, and Rose's too small. they said to play in the big alone. leagues. It was and w 11 always be a record What should make every fan's eyes which stands for consistent excellence ,open wide is all this talk of how the re- in the art o. hitting a hasehall. 'Itstands cord is not as "true" as Cobbs. Somehow, as one of the records which immortalize by Rose's acquisition of it, it no longer the game of baseball. Joe Dimaggio's 56 deserves the status it had when it was game hitting streak. Lou Gehrig's con- Cobb's. "Cobb never played on turf," or secutive streak. Hank Aaron's 755 ca- "the game is totally different today." reer homers. These are all records Comments like, "Cobb would have been which give legend to a game. They give a far better player than Rose had he folklore to a child's game played by played in this era." grown men. These are not comments which should And that's why the record takes on Ibe made in the glow of Rose's assault and such importance at that time. Rose re- compiling of the new record. No tar- presents the new wave of baseball im- nibhing should ever come to this record. 7 mortals. Ruth, Gehrig. Williams. they So what if Cobb never played on turf? In were some of the heros of the game's his day, there were no relief pitchers. past. Rose is today's hero. He is the le- The gloves used were in no way compar- use week, nose will attempt TO break the record at home. gend of this generation. Thirty years able to the one's used today. All things from now, when records will fall, per- such as these balance out. Rose plays at haps even his, his legend will be like that 16. . STATESMAN Wednesday, September 11, 1985 (Continuedon page 15)