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The Cambridge Companion to Canadian Literature Edited by Eva-Marie Kröller Frontmatter More Information
Cambridge University Press 978-1-107-15962-4 — The Cambridge Companion to Canadian Literature Edited by Eva-Marie Kröller Frontmatter More Information The Cambridge Companion to Canadian Literature This fully revised second edition of The Cambridge Companion to Canadian Literature offers a comprehensive introduction to major writers, genres, and topics. For this edition several chapters have been completely re-written to relect major developments in Canadian literature since 2004. Surveys of ic- tion, drama, and poetry are complemented by chapters on Aboriginal writ- ing, autobiography, literary criticism, writing by women, and the emergence of urban writing. Areas of research that have expanded since the irst edition include environmental concerns and questions of sexuality which are freshly explored across several different chapters. A substantial chapter on franco- phone writing is included. Authors such as Margaret Atwood, noted for her experiments in multiple literary genres, are given full consideration, as is the work of authors who have achieved major recognition, such as Alice Munro, recipient of the Nobel Prize for literature. Eva-Marie Kröller edited the Cambridge Companion to Canadian Literature (irst edn., 2004) and, with Coral Ann Howells, the Cambridge History of Canadian Literature (2009). She has published widely on travel writing and cultural semiotics, and won a Killam Research Prize as well as the Distin- guished Editor Award of the Council of Editors of Learned Journals for her work as editor of the journal Canadian -
A. Scholarships
A. Scholarships St. Thomas University recognizes academic excellence through a generous scholarship program. The university offers a wide range of entrance awards to highly qualified students admitted on the basis of their high school records, as well as numerous scholarships-in- course to continuing students who have achieved academic distinction at St. Thomas. Entrance Scholarships The Entrance Scholarship program is competitive and is designed to attract outstand- ing scholars to the St. Thomas University campus. Except when otherwise specified, the entrance awards are open to candidates for full-time admission to the first year of the Bachelor of Arts program who are applying on the basis of their high school records. 1. Selection Criteria In selecting entrance scholarship recipients, the primary criterion considered by the Entrance Scholarship Selection Committee is the academic record. The Committee reviews the following: • admission average • Grade 12 program: courses and levels • rank in graduating class • program and performance in grade 11 Note: The admission average is calculated on the senior-level academic English grade and the grades on four other Grade 12 academic courses drawn from our list of approved admis- sions subjects. For details, please consult Section One, Admissions and Registration. At mid year, the admission averages for scholarship purposes is calculated on the overall av- erage of final grades on Grade 11 academic subjects, as well as final first-semester results or mid-year results (for non-semestered schools) on Grade 12 academic subjects. Other factors considered include: • a reference letter from a teacher, principal or guidance counsellor In addition to the academic selection criteria, the following criteria are considered in award- ing some entrance scholarships: • leadership qualities • extracurricular activities • financial status 2. -
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912288 УДК . ББК .Англ Г Гулов А. П. Olympway. форматов олимпиадных заданий по английскому языку Электронное издание М.: МЦНМО, 8 с. ISBN ---- Учебное пособие предназначено для подготовки к олимпиадам по английскому язы- ку учащихся – классов, включает в себя материалы по разделам «Лексика» и «Грам- матика». Материалы пособия могутбыть использованы для подготовки ко всем этапам олимпиад, от школьного до всероссийского; как при индивидуальных занятиях, так и при работе в классе. Издание адресовано учащимся и учителям средней школы. Подготовлено на основе книги: А. П. Гулов. Olympway. форматов олимпиадных заданий по английскому языку. — М.: МЦНМО, . — ISBN ----. 12+ Издательство Московского центра непрерывного математического образования , Москва, Большой Власьевский пер., , тел. () ––. http://www.mccme.ru © Гулов А. П., . ISBN ---- © МЦНМО, . UNIT 1 Task 1. Choose the correct answer. 1 fi sh in ____ waters (извлекать выгоду) muddy drumly blurred foggy troubled 2 like shooting fi sh in a ____ (очень легко) barrel jar cask teapot kettle 3 need (something) like a fi sh needs a ____ (абсолютно не испытывать потребности в чем-то) car bicycle coach truck scooter 4 there are plenty more fi sh in the ____ (существует много возможностей для успеха) pond lake sea loch river 5 big fi sh in a small ____ (важная персона для небольшой организации) pond lake sea loch river Task 2. Match the two columns. [COLLECTIVE NOUNS] 1 herd A of bees 2 swarm B of fi sh 3 bunch C of dancers 4 shoal D of cattle 5 troupe E of fl owers Task 3. Choose the correct answer. [COMMONLY CONFUSED WORDS] 1 “I’m not insinuating anything,” responded he blandly, “but I angel / angle have to look at things from every ____ there is.” 2 They say he succeeded in making her believe that he was an angel / angle ____ of Retribution. -
Writing Here1
WRITING HERE1 W.H. NEW n 2003, for the BC Federation of Writers, Susan Musgrave assembled a collection of new fiction and poetry from some fifty-two IBC writers, called The FED Anthology.2 Included in this anthology is a story by Carol Matthews called “Living in ascii,” which begins with a woman recording her husband’s annoyance at whatever he sees as stupidity (noisy traffic and inaccurate grammar, for instance, and the loss of his own words when his computer apparently swallows them). This woman then tells of going to a party, of the shifting (and sometimes divisive) relationships among all the women who were attending, and of the subjects they discussed. These included a rape trial, national survival, men, cliffs, courage, cormorant nests, and endangered species. After reflecting on the etymology of the word “egg” (and its connection with the word “edge”), she then declares her impatience with schisms and losses, and her wish to recover something whole. The story closes this way: “If I were to tell the true story, I would write it not in words but in symbols, [like an] ... ascii printout. It would be very short and very true. It would go like this: moon, woman, woman; man, bird, sun; heart, heart, heart, heart, heart; rock, scissors, paper. The title would be egg. That would be the whole story.”3 This egg is the prologue to my comments here. So is the list of disparate nouns – or only seemingly disparate, in that (by collecting them as she does) the narrator connects them into story. -
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The Giller Prize (1994–2004) and Scotiabank Giller Prize (2005–2014): A Bibliography Andrew David Irvine* For the price of a meal in this town you can buy all the books. Eat at home and buy the books. Jack Rabinovitch1 Founded in 1994 by Jack Rabinovitch, the Giller Prize was established to honour Rabinovitch’s late wife, the journalist Doris Giller, who had died from cancer a year earlier.2 Since its inception, the prize has served to recognize excellence in Canadian English-language fiction, including both novels and short stories. Initially the award was endowed to provide an annual cash prize of $25,000.3 In 2005, the Giller Prize partnered with Scotiabank to create the Scotiabank Giller Prize. Under the new arrangement, the annual purse doubled in size to $50,000, with $40,000 going to the winner and $2,500 going to each of four additional finalists.4 Beginning in 2008, $50,000 was given to the winner and $5,000 * Andrew Irvine holds the position of Professor and Head of Economics, Philosophy and Political Science at the University of British Columbia, Okanagan. Errata may be sent to the author at [email protected]. 1 Quoted in Deborah Dundas, “Giller Prize shortlist ‘so good,’ it expands to six,” 6 October 2014, accessed 17 September 2015, www.thestar.com/entertainment/ books/2014/10/06/giller_prize_2014_shortlist_announced.html. 2 “The Giller Prize Story: An Oral History: Part One,” 8 October 2013, accessed 11 November 2014, www.quillandquire.com/awards/2013/10/08/the-giller- prize-story-an-oral-history-part-one; cf. -
A. Scholarships
A. Scholarships St. Thomas University recognizes academic excellence through a generous scholarship program. The university offers a wide range of entrance awards to highly qualified students admitted on the basis of their high school records, as well as numerous scholarships-in- course to continuing students who have achieved academic distinction at St. Thomas. Entrance Scholarships The Entrance Scholarship program is highly competitive and is designed to attract out- standing scholars to the St. Thomas University campus. Except when otherwise specified, the entrance awards are open to candidates for full-time admission to the first year of the Bachelor of Arts program who are applying on the basis of their high school records. 1. Selection Criteria In selecting entrance scholarship recipients, the primary criterion considered by the Entrance Scholarship Selection Committee is the academic record. The Committee reviews the following: • admission average • Grade 12 program: courses and levels • rank in graduating class • program and performance in grade 11 Note: The admission average is calculated on the senior-level academic English grade and the grades on four other Grade 12 academic courses drawn from our list of approved admissions subjects. For details, please consult Section One, Admissions and Registration. At mid year, the admission averages for scholarship purposes is calculated on the overall average of final grades on Grade 11 academic subjects, as well as final first-semester results or mid-year results (for non-semestered schools) on Grade 12 academic subjects. Other factors considered include: • a reference letter from a teacher, principal or guidance counsellor • scores on standardized tests In addition to the academic selection criteria, the following criteria are considered in award- ing some entrance scholarships: • leadership qualities • extracurricular activities • financial status 2. -
Download Full Issue
191CanLitWinter2006-4 1/23/07 1:04 PM Page 1 Canadian Literature/ Littératurecanadienne A Quarterly of Criticism and Review Number , Winter Published by The University of British Columbia, Vancouver Editor: Laurie Ricou Associate Editors: Laura Moss (Reviews), Glenn Deer (Reviews), Kevin McNeilly (Poetry), Réjean Beaudoin (Francophone Writing), Judy Brown (Reviews) Past Editors: George Woodcock (1959–1977), W.H. New, Editor emeritus (1977–1995), Eva-Marie Kröller (1995–2003) Editorial Board Heinz Antor Universität Köln Janice Fiamengo University of Ottawa Carole Gerson Simon Fraser University Coral Ann Howells University of Reading Smaro Kamboureli University of Guelph Jon Kertzer University of Calgary Ric Knowles University of Guelph Neil ten Kortenaar University of Toronto Louise Ladouceur University of Alberta Patricia Merivale University of British Columbia Judit Molnár University of Debrecen Leslie Monkman Queen’s University Maureen Moynagh St. Francis Xavier University Élizabeth Nardout-Lafarge Université de Montréal Ian Rae Universität Bonn Roxanne Rimstead Université de Sherbrooke Patricia Smart Carleton University David Staines University of Ottawa Penny van Toorn University of Sydney David Williams University of Manitoba Mark Williams University of Canterbury Editorial Laura Moss Playing the Monster Blind? The Practical Limitations of Updating the Canadian Canon Articles Caitlin J. Charman There’s Got to Be Some Wrenching and Slashing: Horror and Retrospection in Alice Munro’s “Fits” Sue Sorensen Don’t Hanker to Be No Prophet: Guy Vanderhaeghe and the Bible Andre Furlani Jan Zwicky: Lyric Philosophy Lyric Daniela Janes Brainworkers: The Middle-Class Labour Reformer and the Late-Victorian Canadian Industrial Novel 191CanLitWinter2006-4 1/23/07 1:04 PM Page 2 Articles, continued Gillian Roberts Sameness and Difference: Border Crossings in The Stone Diaries and Larry’s Party Poems James Pollock Jack Davis Susan McCaslin Jim F. -
Guy Vanderhaeghe 2008 Trudeau Fellow, St
Guy Vanderhaeghe 2008 Trudeau Fellow, St. Thomas More College, University of Saskatchewan biography Guy Vanderhaeghe is the author of four novels, three collections of short stories, and two plays. His first collection of short stories, Man Descending, won the Governor’s General Award for fiction and the Faber Prize in Great Britain. His novel Homesick was a co-winner of the 1990 City of Toronto Book Award. In 1993, he received the Canadian Authors Association Award for Drama for I Had a Job I Liked. Once, and in 1996 his novel The Englishman’s Boy won the Governor’s General Award for Fiction and was short-listed for both the Giller Prize and the International IMPAC Dublin Literary Award. Published in 2002, Vanderhaeghe’s novel The Last Crossing won CBC’s Canada Reads, three Saskatchewan Books Awards, and the Canadian Booksellers Association Libris Prize for Fiction Book of the Year. It was also a selection of the British Broadcasting Corporation’s television program “Page Turners.” His latest work was a two-part dramatization of The Englishman’s Boy, which appeared on CBC television in March of 2008. Guy Vanderhaeghe has received both the Harbourfront Literary Prize and the Timothy Findley Prize, given as recognition for a body of work. He is an Officer of the Order of Canada, a Member of the Saskatchewan Order of Merit, and a Fellow of the Royal Society of Canada. He was nominated a Trudeau Fellow in 2008. In 2009, he received the Distinguished Canadian Award presented by the Seniors’ University Group and the Seniors Education Centre of the University of Regina. -
A Place for Us to Dream
A Place For Us To Dream Musik | Porträt: Placebo zum 20. Geburtstag Ein Song-Medley der ganz besonderen Art: Zum 20-jährigen Bandjubiläum lassen Brian Molko und Stefan Olsdal nicht nur ordentlich die Bässe klingen und internationale Bühnen mit einer Geburtstagstournee beben, sondern haben noch ganz andere Alternative-Rock-Überraschungen in petto. Von MONA KAMPE »As an artist, you want your venue to be filled with people having a good time. That’s what you live for. It’s the kind of energy that feeds your soul. / Als Künstler möchtest du deine Bühne mit Leuten umgeben, die Spaß haben. Dafür lebst du. Das ist die Energie, die deine Seele nährt.« Es könnte wahrlich kein besseres Statement geben, welches den Spirit der Londoner Indie-Rockband ›Placebo‹ besser verkörpert, als jenes, welches Sänger und Songwriter Brian Molko dem britischen Magazin ›M‹ im Sommer dieses Jahres offenbarte. A Place For Us To Dream A Place For Us To Dream Placebo (2016) Abb: Universal Music Seit ihrer Geburtsstunde 1994 (unter dem Namen ›Ashtray Heart‹) und ihrem Debütalbum ›Placebo‹ im Juni 1996 hat die aktuell zweiköpfige Band um Molko und Bassist Stefan Olsdal weltweit über 12 Million Tonträger verkauft und erhielt 2009 den ›MTV Europe Music Award‹ als ›Best Alternative Act‹. Und das, obwohl das einstige Trio – mit dem ehemaligen Gründungsmitglied Drummer Robert Shultzberg, der die Band bereits 1996 verließ – die Szene Mitte der Neunziger Jahre mit dem androgynen Auftreten des Leadsängers Molko und düsterem Erscheinungsbild – tiefschwarzer Mascara, Eyeliner sowie Nägeln – irritierte. Für allgemeines Staunen sorgte auch die Wahl des Bandnamens ›Placebo‹ (lateinisch: Ich werde gefallen), der eine Scheindroge bezeichnet. -
Spring 2017 Department of English and Theatre Acadia University
VOLUME 24 SPRING 2017 DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH AND THEATRE ACADIA UNIVERSITY Acadia English & Theatre Spring 2017 1 THEATRE REVIEWS dominated areas of the property, while the women, Mrs. Hale (Andrea VOICE Switzer) and Mrs. Peters (Jenna THREE SHORT PLAYS BY Newcomb), search the domestic to SUSAN GLASPELL uncover the truth. The interplay be- 4 (Directed by Anna Migliarisi) tween the men and women of this THEATRE REVIEWS Three Short Plays by Susan Glaspell by Emily MacLeod play is purposefully ironic, in that the Anton in Show Business women make numerous discoveries Minifest 2017 Acadia Theatre Company’s while being belittled by the men for production of three Glaspell plays, paying so much attention to the do- Trifles, Suppressed Desires, and mestic sphere. The detective jokes ATLANTIC UNDERGRADUATE Women’s Honor took place in about the domestics while coming up ENGLISH CONFERENCE November at Lower Denton Theatre. short in the investigation to secure These three plays were written by Minnie’s motive. There are a couple playwright Susan Glaspell in the of key pointed feminist moments that AUTHORS @ ACADIA early 1900s. In Acadia Theatre are not lost on the audience. The play Lee Maracle Armand Ruffo Camilla Gibb Elizabeth Hay Heather O’Neill Lisa Moore André Alexis Eden Robinson Meags Fitzgerald ENGLISH SOCIETY EVENTS Halloween Party Fundraising Bad Poetry Night STAFF Sarah Bishop Laurence Gumbridge Trifles: Andrea Switzer, Marcus Wong, Zachery Craig, & Jenna Newcomb Stuart Harris Nicole Havers Company’s production of these achieves a slow, but powerful, simple Sarah MacDonald plays, director Anna Migliarisi push- moment of feminist subversion when Emily MacLeod es the boundaries in terms of the the two women, Mrs. -
The Election Issue
FALL 2015 PRICE: $4.95 The great divide: Divorce and the older couple PAGE 21 Berlin by daylight PAGE 25 Fitness for the long haul PAGE 34 THE ELECTION ISSUE SHATTERED: How the permanent campaign is changing Canadian politics PAGE 8 GROUND GAMES: The five ridings to watch PAGE 12 PM40065047 ASSOCIATION So long, everyone. IT’S BEEN AN HONOUR. I remember it like it was yesterday. have led, supported or implemented on behalf of our members. It was 1996, a full year into my retirement. This is an exciting time for us, but it isn’t My wife and I were invited to a meeting at without challenges. The advocacy work we do our local FSNA branch. Being newcomers to is ongoing, with long-term goals that can, at the area, we were keen to meet new folks times, be difficult to bring into focus. And it’s — and interested in learning more about become increasingly difficult to attract new the Association. volunteers — our greatest strength — to carry The evening proved pleasant and, a few months out the important and rewarding advocacy later, we were invited to another meeting. The work we do. Gary Oberg Sylvia Ceacero branch president told the audience the branch I’ve come to realize that now is the time for needed volunteers with computer experience. a renewal of leadership. I hope the leaders An abrupt jab to my ribs startled me — it was of tomorrow will continue to move the my wife, encouraging me to step up. My first Sylvia Ceacero has resigned from Association forward with fresh ideas, forging instinct was to decline (surely it would cut into her position as CEO of the National this organization into an increasingly relevant, golf time) but, after further elbowing, I agreed to Association of Federal Retirees, powerful voice for federal retirees. -
Damascus Christos Tsiolkas
AUSTRALIA NOVEMBER 2019 Damascus Christos Tsiolkas The stunningly powerful new novel from the author of The Slap. Description 'They kill us, they crucify us, they throw us to beasts in the arena, they sew our lips together and watch us starve. They bugger children in front of fathers and violate men before the eyes of their wives. The temple priests flay us openly in the streets and the Judeans stone us. We are hunted everywhere and we are hunted by everyone. We are despised, yet we grow. We are tortured and crucified and yet we flourish. We are hated and still we multiply. Why is that? You must wonder, how is it we survive?' Christos Tsiolkas' stunning new novel Damascus is a work of soaring ambition and achievement, of immense power and epic scope, taking as its subject nothing less than events surrounding the birth and establishment of the Christian church. Based around the gospels and letters of St Paul, and focusing on characters one and two generations on from the death of Christ, as well as Paul (Saul) himself, Damascus nevertheless explores the themes that have always obsessed Tsiolkas as a writer: class, religion, masculinity, patriarchy, colonisation, refugees; the ways in which nations, societies, communities, families and individuals are united and divided - it's all here, the contemporary and urgent questions, perennial concerns made vivid and visceral. In Damascus, Tsiolkas has written a masterpiece of imagination and transformation: an historical novel of immense power and an unflinching dissection of doubt and faith, tyranny and revolution, and cruelty and sacrifice.