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internet revolution • new from From Tinseltown to the St. Johns Town Center The Cadets • win tickets to see changing the face Shrek the Third! • Southside pub crawl • Last Free Ride at of southside San Marco Theatre entertaining u newspaper free weekly guide to entertainment and more | april 26-may 2, 2007 | www.eujacksonville.com 2 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper table of contents feature Internet Revolution...... PAGES 12-15 St. Johns Town Center...... PAGES 16-17 Southside Pub Crawl...... PAGE 21 movies Last Free Ride/Sunset Scavanger Sailbus...... PAGE 6 Movies in Theaters This Week...... PAGES 6-9 Seen, Heard, Noted & Quoted...... PAGE 7 Vacancy (movie review)...... PAGE 8 at home Bobby (DVD review)...... PAGE 10 Drive (TV review)...... PAGE 11 Video Games...... PAGE 11 food Tommy’s Pizza (restaurant review)...... PAGE 20 music Daniel Kalisher (Mojo’s)...... PAGE 22 Music Calendar...... PAGES 22-26 Marie Burns (interview)...... PAGE 23 The Toasters (interview)...... PAGE 24 Flogging Molly (interview)...... PAGE 25 (interview)...... PAGE 26 The Cadets (album review)...... PAGE 27 Joe Gaskin (interview)...... PAGE 28 (album review)...... PAGE 29 Shorty (album review)...... PAGE 29 arts / theatre / on stage Myra Schick (art review)...... PAGE 32 St. Johns Town Center Art Show...... PAGE 30 Enchanted April ()...... PAGE 31 Arts Calendar...... PAGES 31-32 Good (FCCJ Dramaworks) ...... PAGE 32 columns and stuff The Jock...... PAGE 33 NASCAR News & Notes...... PAGE 34

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 3 Don’t miss the Ying Yang Twins this Sunday at Bourbon Street thisweek Station. Captured By Robots Captured by Robots is a musical troupe with only one human april 26 member that specializes in loud, hard-hitting musical numbers. thursday It is a lively performance act made up of three robots, two stuffed apes, three “headless hornsmen” playing backup, and Lee Roy Parnell their human, “jbot”. Jack Rabbits - 8:00 pm Info: 398-7496 Lee Roy Parnell, is a Texas- born-and-bred country hit- april 27 - 29 maker with an ornery streak of southern rock ‘n’ soul ‘n’ The International Gem & Jewelry Show blues in his system. Tickets: Over 40 exhibitors will be on hand with loose gems, finished $15 Freebird Live Info: 246- jewelry, beads and much more. The ‘Jewelry of the Stars’ 2473 exhibit will be on display throughout the weekend, featuring pieces from Cher, and Angelina Jolie. Prime Nekromantix with lee roy parnell F. Osborn Convention Center - 12 pm - 6 pm Friday; 10 am - 6 the Heart Attacks, pm Saturday and 11 am - 5 pm Sunday. Admission is $7. Orange, and Time Again By the time the Nekromantix got their first recording contract in 1989, the scene was mainly dominated by British april 28 bands, and world-wide psycho fans welcomed the Nekromantix’s saturday new and different style. The music is best described in terms like Tree Hill Butterfly Festival “Elvis meets the Wolfman,” add punk attitude and spice it up with This is a great way to experience Tree Hill’s nature preserve. a universe of monster movie lyrics. Outrageous wildness on stage The festival featrures a mass butterfly release, live music, food, and the well known coffin bass have proved that they have fun. kids games and activities and more. Jack Rabbits - 8:00 pm Info: 398-7496 Tree Hill, 7152 Lone Star Rd. 12 – 5 pm Info: 724-4646 Soul Release Live with Kendra Foster A Taste of St. Augustine A fusion of jazz, R&B, blues, rock, funk and gospel. Kendra Foster The St. Augustine Amphitheatre is transformed into a recently finished touring the southeast with George Clinton. Through friday april 27 Marketplace where more than 30 area restaurants sell her membership in P-Funk, Kendra has performed all over the world signature “tastes” throughout the afternoon and evening and and on television specials/programs like the Grammys, Jerry Lewis they are judged for the “best of” ‘upscale dining,’ ‘ethnic Telethon, the B.E.T. 25th Anniversary Special, The Tonight Show Band Camp 2007 tastes,’ ‘family dining,’ ‘desserts,’ and ‘The People’s Choice with Jay Leno, and Late Night with Carson Daly. , Three Days Grace, Chevelle, Puddle Of Mudd, Flyleaf, Award.’ Admission is $2 and taste tickets are $1 each with Boomtown - 8:00 pm Info: 632.0099 and Bullett For My Valentine. Tickets $30.00 restaurants charging between 1 and 5 tickets per taste. St. Jacksonville Equestrian Center - 4 pm Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A South - Noon to 10 p.m. Jax Irish Fest 2007 904.829.3295 or epiccommunityservices.org Ticketmaster (904) 353-3309 Enjoy a lineup of premier celtic entertainment--including Flogging julius airwave Molly, Rathkeltair, Searson, Spade McQuade, Jana Light, Henri’s Big Cats vs Firefighters Charity Basketball Game Notions, Michael Funge, and Glas Tara Dance company as well as Nick Sorensen, Jacksonville Jaguar #41, is hosting a charity vendors serving everything from steak pie and fish ‘n’ chips to the basketball game with members of the Jaguars versus members of telling of Irish surfing stories through their original designs. Read the Jacksonville Association of Firefighters. Proceeds will benefit the interview with Flogging Molly on page 25. Jacksonville Expo the Firehouse Subs Public Safety Foundation. The Nick Sorensen Center at the Fairgrounds - 11 am-11 pm Info: jaxirishfest.com basketball game begins at 7 pm at Swisher Gym at Jacksonville University with an after party hosted by Plush beginning at 10 p.m. Tickets are on sale for $15 for the game and after party, or $10 april 28 - 29 for each event. They can be purchased atTicketmaster.com or by calling Firehouse Subs at (904) 886-8300, extension 223.

Melee with Amber Pacific, Monty Are I & Julius Airwave, Shangrala, Sensei, Plain Jane Powerspace Melee is touring in support of their new album, Devil & Angels. Automobile Listeners will find a worthy -rock album with an infusion of There is no other band like Shangrala. With songs that are rich soul that bridges the gap between underground acclaim and the with singable hooks, without becoming hokey chorus-driven mainstream radio charts. Devils & Angels is as the title implies, a ditties, layered with complex levels of melodies to create an struggle between radio slavery and creative growth; ultimately, it enormous, almost symphonic sound, Shangrala transports appears that the band has put some hair on their chests with the you from the smoky club where you’re watching them to St. Johns Town Center Fine Art Show release, and is well on their way to being a force to be reckoned some ethereal plane that is exciting. Also playing, Jacksonville If you have not been to the Town Center then this is the perfect reason with. Tony Pascarella, AbsolutePunk. favorites, Julius Airwave and Sensei plus Orlando rockers, Plain to go. If you have already been then you probably don’t need much Fuel Coffeehouse - 7:00 pm Jane Automobile. Freebird Live Info: 246-2473 encouragement. This juried fine art show will feature some of the best artists in the area. Read the story on page 30. 10 am – 5 pm

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sunday april 29 Beaches Parade Okay, it’s official, the beach is now open for fun and sun under the protection of the trusty Jacksonville Beach Lifeguards. Downtown Jacksonville Beach - 2 PM Info: (904) 247-6236

Jacksonville Children’s Chorus “Stars, Songs, Faces” will feature all of the choirs, including guest artists, Popular A Cappella Group and Return2zero. Each choir will present a variety of selections by classic and contemporary , including Rollo Dilworth, Nick Page, Katie Moran Bart, Ruth Watson Henderson and John Rutter to name a few. Times Union Center, Jacoby Symphony Hall - 6:00pm Info: 346-1636

Ying Yang Twins The Ying Yang Twins on their chemically imbalanced tour will perform live in concert. Performing their hit tracks Wait (The Whisper Song), Badd, and Put That Thang Down. The Mardi Gras Club at Bourbon Street Station Info: 641-8777

Price of Fame Tour “Bow Wow” Lil’ Bow Wow is no longer lil’ but has grown up and doing quite well for himself. In addition to his successful recording career, he has appeared in numerous TV shows and movies, including The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Roll Bounce, Johnson Family Vacation and All About the Benjamins. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena - 7:00 p.m. Info: 630-3900

The Toasters with the Briggs and Dubwise The Toasters have been performing music around the world for over 24 years. Ska is definitely back and there is no better proponent than these icons of the scene. They’ve carved out their own niche in history, amassing along the way a humongous catalog of music, including 15 and DVDs, countless videos, singles and EPs and innumerable compilation appearances. Read our interview with The Toasters on page 24. Jack Rabbits Info: 398-7496

tuesday may 1 George Thorogood & the Destroyers The artist says he’s “too rock to be blues and too blues to be rock” and doesn’t see himself in any category but that has put him in a niche keeps him on the road and selling albums. Read entire interview with George on page 26. Info: 355-2787

Fishbone Steel Pulse Fishbone is described as an band that plays a fusion of funk, ska, , reggae, heavy metal and more. What more is there? Read a review of their latest album on page 29. Freebird Live Info: 246-2473 april 28 - 29 Steel Pulse Don’t miss this well-known roots reggae band. Freebird Live Info: 246-2473

wednesday may 2 First Wednesday Art Walk If you love art, music, and hors d’oeuvres, make sure not to miss First Wednesday Art Walk. Everyone is invited to stop by the and join the USO to add your own artistic touch to a special patriotic mural in the courtyard as a way to encourage our troops. Celebrate National Historic Preservation Month with a special tour of City Hall, First Baptist Church, the Florida Theatre and other locations. Don’t miss Downtown 101, a one hour course on Downtown Jacksonville history beginning outside the Main Library at 8 pm. 100 Laura St. 5-9 pm Info: 634.0303 x230

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 5 that left the Haight-Ashbury district as the 60s opening this week wore down and moved to an abandoned waterfront across the San Francisco Bay. Here several hun- KICKING’ IT OLD SKOOL Jamie Kennedy stars dred hippies thrived in a ramshackle community as a young break dancer who hit his head during a that floated on the water in homemade vessels and talent show and slips into a coma for twenty years. floatation devices. Miraculously, he wakes up in 2006 and he wants to Inevitably, developers came to the area in revive his career with the help of his girlfriend and Sausalito, known as Waldo Point, and demanded parents. Rated PG-13 that police remove the aquatic squatters. This film depicts the life and culture of these anarchists as NEXT Nicolas Cage stars as a Las Vegas showroom well as the struggle against police as they try to magician, Cris Johnson who can see a few minutes protect their idealistic way of life. into the future. He is sick of trying to understand Director Saul Rouda lived in that society and, his power, so he’s keeping a low profile in Vegas fortunately for us, captured this forgotten world performing cheap magic tricks just to make a living. on film as a young man. In college Rouda pieced But when a terrorist group threatens to detonate a together some of his footage to make a short film nuclear device in , a government agent, about the era and met a young, accomplished Calliie Ferris (Julianne Moore) must try to convince Cris to help her stop the pending apocalypse. Rated filmmaker named Ray Nolan. Together they pieced PG-13 together the raw footage to tell this lost tale and presented it at the Marin Veteran’s Memorial The- THE CONDEMNED Wrestlers are slumming as actors atre in San Francisco in 1975. in this action vehicle. Joe Conrad (Stone Cold Steve Following Joe Tate, leader of a “crunch rock Austin) is awaiting the death penalty to be carried out ’n’ roll band” called RedLegs, we watch as these in a corrupt Central American prison. He is sold into anarchists wage guerilla war against the establish- slavery to be a fighter in illegal death matches against ment. Meanwhile the communities patriarch, Piro nine other condemned killers from all corners of the Caro, tries to address the establishment on their globe. The winner of is awarded his terms in county meetings, urging leaders to allow freedom. Rated R their community, which had by then been at Waldo Point for twenty years, to continue to exist. THE INVISIBLE Two young teens find out their real In addition to the presentation of this compel- selves (physical bodies) are invisible to others. One ling and dramatic true story, Daniel also brings teen is invisible because of his death, and the other his own video about a protest film called Selective teen’s invisibility is due to the neglect she’s endured Service System by Warren Haack and Dan Lovejoy. since the death of her mother. Rated PG-13 This film, which also originated in San Francisco in bill daniel brings 1970 1970, made “…a bold, graphic statement against now playing the Vietnam War and secured [Dan Lovejoy’s] own physical deferment from the military draft.” In this 300 Based on the famous Battle of Thermopylae san francisco to san marco short film Bill Daniel presents the original protest where the King of Sparta, with only 300 soldiers, film and interviews with Lovejoy and Haack. held off thousands of advancing Persians at the The first film starts at 9:30 pm on May 1st, Thermopylae pass. The battle inspired all of Greece but get there early to check out Daniel’s Sunset to band together against the Persians and usher in the Last Free Ride & the Sunset Scavenger Sailbus Scavenger Sailvan presentation before the show. world’s first democracy. Rated R This one-time screening is certain to be the sort by jon bosworth [email protected] of event that you will never have a chance to see AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM again. And this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity only FOR THEATERS The animated big-screen version of History is repeating itself faster than it used this touring show. Come see the lost documentary costs five dollars, so there is no reason not to the Adult Swim show reveals the mysterious origins to. These modern times are looking more and more Last Free Ride about a group of anarchist hippies attend. of Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake. When an like the 60s everyday. As a war rages on overseas immortal piece of exercise equipment threatens the and protests rise stateside, we see younger bands balance of galactic peace, it is up to the Aqua Teen turning the focus of their writing to protest music Hunger Force to run away from it. Rated R. and the hippie movement is once again on the rise. With hippies comes the concept of tree-hugging ARE WE DONE YET? Ice Cube plays Nick Persons and worshipping nature, which is exactly what who takes his family to the country to buy a fixer- our culture needs right now to curb the effects of upper house. There he meets Chuck Mitchell (John C. McGinley), a man who wear many hats as the real climate change, a danger that is far more real and estate agent, contractor, house inspector, plumber, and tangible now then it was forty years ago. Nick’s pain in the neck. Rated PG “Nomad filmmaker” Bill Daniel made the film Who Is Bozo Texino?, a film wherein Daniel tries BLADES OF GLORY Two unlikely Olympic ice skating to track a graffiti moniker that has existed on the rivals, Chazz and Jimmy (Will Farrell and Jon Heder) rails of the Southwest for more than eighty years, were stripped of their gold medals and permanently has turned his attention to the turbulent times of banned from men’s single competition. However, the protest, anarchy, and the search for alternative fuel. two found a loophole in the rules that allow them to No, I’m not talking about 2007, I’m talking about compete as a pair team–two guys. Rated PG-13 1970. In his return to the San Marco theatre, Daniel DISTURBIA Shia LaBeouf stars as Kale, a kid who has brought with him a presentation that is part punches out his teacher, and consequently, he is presentation of films and part installation art. Daniel placed under house arrest wearing an ankle bracelet is bringing his 1965 Chevy Sailvan loaded with two with GPS. While confined to his house, he gets nearly forgotten films from the 60s and 70s to the continued pg 8 San Marco Theatre to make an unlikely and fantas- tic presentation on May Day (May 1). “The sailvan –a 2-masted gaff-rigger schoo- ner– functions as tour vehicle, as well as projection screen. The video program is a 2-projector docu- mentary-essay on low-down survival strategies in a world of ecologic and economic collapse.” In addition to the film being projected onto the sails of the van, the theatre will be presenting two movies Daniel has brought with him as part of

6 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper seen. heard. noted. and quoted.

Spice’s Little Eddie: In spite of Eddie Murphy’s apparent unwillingness to accept paternity, Mel B named her baby girl Angel Iris Murphy Brown. “Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy. Iris, as it’s my grandma’s name, Murphy, because he’s the dad and Brown, because I’m the mum!” the former Spice Girl explained in a statement. The baby was born April 3 in Santa Monica, California. Hey, the baby looks like Eddie and has a Cheshire Cat grin. Chevy Unforgiving Chevy Chase claimed he was beaten and psychologically abused by his mother and stepfather throughout his childhood in the new authorized biography I’m Chevy Chase...And You’re Not, accord- ing to the New York Post. “I knew I was a ‘bad boy,’ but I didn’t know that everybody wasn’t punished in the same way I was,” the Fletch star recalls in the memoir. Both parents are now dead, but Chase tells writer Rena Fruchter he is still unable to forgive them. “You would think a grown man could shake it off, as the coffin was lowered, to say, ‘I forgive you.’ I don’t forgive.” What a crybaby! Come on Chevy, don’t be a jerk. They’re dead. Forgive them! Blameless But Still Mad as A Hatter Kim Basinger denied that she leaked her ex’s Alec Baldwin’s angry voicemail to their daughter, Ireland, in which he called the 11-year-old a “rude, thoughtless little pig,” but confirmed that she had hired extra security to protect the child during this time of added scrutiny. The actress stated that she was hopeful her ex-husband would “finally address his unstable and irrational behavior so he, at some point, can potentially create a relationship with his daughter.” What about Kim’s irrational behavior. They’re both crazy. Yo, Rocky Needs His Hormones Sylvester Stallone provided medical documents to Australian customs after being charged with im- porting 48 vials of banned human growth hormone, his attorney told a Sydney court on Tuesday. The contents of the documents were not revealed and Stallone, who has not yet entered a plea, did not attend the hearing. If convicted, he could face a maximum fine of $91,000. Pirated Spidey 3 Hits Beijing Streets What’s a movie industry have to do to prevent international piracy? Chinese movie pirates are already selling DVD copies of Spiderman 3 on the streets of Beijing, almost two weeks ahead of the film’s U.S. premiere. Meanwhile, online ticket sellers reported that U.S. moviegoers are buying tickets at three times the rate they did ahead of Spiderman 2. The film opens stateside on May 4. Those commie bastards are sure into capitalism big time. YouTube Avoids Another Lawsuit Activist groups dropped a federal lawsuit against Viacom Monday after the company acknowledged it made a mistake in demanding that YouTube remove a parody of The Colbert Report. The clip in ques- tion contained footage from the Comedy Central show, but the groups successfully argued their use was protected under “fair use” provisions of copyright law. No More Offensive Rap? Right! Rap mogul, Russell Simmons called for the N-word along with “bitch” and “ho” to be banned from all so-called clean versions of rap songs and the airwaves. The words are currently edited out of most clean versions of songs, but there is no uniform standard for the deletion process, Simmons said. Don’t , yell Doh! Universal Studios will launch Simpsons-themed rides at its theme parks in Orlando and Hollywood next spring, incorporating Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie, along with other characters into the experience. “The ride is designed to duplicate the Simpsons home-viewing experience, only at high speed and with lots of screaming,”

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 7 bored and he becomes a voyeur. First he spies on his beautiful teenage neighbor who comes over to confront him. Then, he sees strange things going on at another neighbor’s house that leads him to believe the man, Mr Turner (David Morse) is a serial killer. series of loud knocks from the adjoining Rated PG-13 room. This is completely unnerving. David goes to complain to the motel manager. He FIREHOUSE DOG Rex, Hollywood’s top-grossing tells David it’s probably drunk transients canine, gets lost in a freak stunt and is adopted as the mascot of a rundown inner-city fire station. Rated making trouble. PG Soon David finds some video tapes of people being murdered in what looks FRACTURE Ryan Gosling plays an assistant DA, like their room. Then he finds the cameras Willy Beachum who is caught in a twisted mind around the room. Okay, this is too much, game with a murder suspect, Ted Crawford (Anthony it’s time to split. Ah, but the bad guys are Hopkins) who develops a diabolical plan of playing waiting outside to chase the Foxes back DA Beachum into making mistakes that might set into the room. Now what? Amy’s cell him free on technicalities. Rated R phone is reading “no service” and the level of terror is escalating. GRINDHOUSE Directors Quentin Tarantino and And thus begins Amy and David’s fight for Robert Rodriguez present two full-length movies survival in a scenario which is neatly wo- in a new horror double feature. In Tarantino’s ven and cleverly paced by director Antal. Death Proof, Austin’s hottest DJ, Jungle Julia, sets There are some obvious tells that are just red her- out into the night to unwind with her two rings, as the couple unite in their war against the evil Shanna an Arlene. Covertly tracking their moves is never leave the highway motel killers. Just imagining their deaths could end Stuntman Mike, a scarred rebel leering from behind up twisted entertainment for some degenerate truck the wheel of his muscle car, revving just feet away. driver makes them crazy with fear. In Rodriguez’s Planet Terror, two doctors find their Vacancy movie review Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale work well to- graveyard shift inundated with townspeople ravaged gether and greatly upgrade the quality of this movie. by sores. Cherry and her ex-boyfriend Wray lead a Antal’s skillful staging of the action scenes keeps team of accidental warriors into the night. Starring: by Rick grant [email protected] building the tension. The couple may hate each other Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, but they bond in this life and death struggle. The , Jeff Fahey. Rated R B Rated R 80 min If we must have an endless succession of plop on the bed with their clothes on and try to go bottom line: the cast and director pulled off a slick HOT FUZZ This British comedy from the team that grade B horror films coming down the pike, at least to sleep. And so the terror begins. They hear loud horror thriller that leaves viewers breathless and made Shaun of The Dead involves jealous colleagues this one has a stellar cast, a well-written script, and knocks at the door but no one is there. Then another vowing never to leave the interstate highway under who conspire to get a top London cop transferred to is tightly directed by Nimrod Antal. While it’s slicing any circumstances. a small town and paired with a nitwit new partner. and dicing, it maintains edge-of-your-seat tension While pounding the beat, the pair stumble upon a as the sinister events at a creepy motel room put a series of suspicious accidents and events. young couple in danger of being murdered on tape for some sicko’s enjoyment. Yes, they better sleep IN THE LAND OF WOMEN Adam Brody ( The OC) with their clothes on in this dingy joint. stars as a young man whose girlfriend dumps him. Amy and David Fox (Luke Wilson and Kate To cope with this trauma, he travels to suburban Beckinsale) are an estranged married couple who Detroit to visit his grandma and help her while getting lost their son, which put a strain on their marriage. his head together. There he meets a housewife They are traveling the interstate and David decides (Meg Ryan), and becomes her friend and confidant. to take a short cut on a country road. Right! And Meanwhile, he is dating her teenage daughter. Rated thus begins the Foxes’ ordeal at a shabby motel hell, PG-13 whose owner is using a special room to video real snuff films to sell to truckers. Call it Hotel Califor- MEET THE ROBINSONS Lewis is a brainiac kid nia–where you can check out, but you can’t leave. who is a promising inventor. In his travels he meets In the beginning of all horror films involving a mysterious stranger named Wilbur Robinson, who travelers, the driver always does something stupid to whisks Lewis away in his time machine. Together, get the occupants of the car in trouble. Yes, anyone Lewis and Wilbur team-up to track down Bowler Hat knows that you never go off the interstate highway Guy in a showdown that ends with an unexpected and take one of those lonely country roads that al- twist of fate in the future. Rated G ways end up at some degenerate’s hideaway where PATHFINDER A Viking boy is left behind after his mutant killers lurk in the shadows. clan battles a Native American tribe. Raised by the As the hapless couple drives on the two lane tribe, he ultimately becomes their savior when the road, while Amy sleeps, jerky David takes a short Vikings return to slaughter the natives. Rated R cut to nowhere. When she wakes up, she’s bitchy and he snipes at her telling her she blames him PERFECT STRANGER An investigative journalist, for everything. They’re seething with hate for each Rowena (Halle Berry) quits her job at a big time other. Suddenly, the Foxes’ BMW experiences en- daily after the publisher kills her story because gine trouble and they pull into a gas station / motel someone paid off her corroborating witness. Then combo. This spooky station is all lit up, inviting fear she is given a tip that big time ad executive, Harrison and trepidation. There, a strange mechanic helps Hill (Bruce Willis) may have killed her friend. Along them, but he is really scuttling their engine. Soon with her researcher and hacker, Miles (Giovanni they breakdown again, about two miles from the gas Ribisi), Rowena poses as a temp and gets a job with station. Harrison’s firm. Rated R After arguing about every little thing, David and Amy decide to walk back to the gas station. At this PREMONITION Sandra Bullock plays Linda Hanson point, viewers wish someone would off the bickering whose husband is killed in a car accident–or is couple. When they get back to the gas station/motel, he? When she goes to bed she wakes up and her a geeky motel manager (Frank Whaley) tells them husband is sleeping next to her. Once she realizes the mechanic has gone home and there is no help her husband is still alive, she tries to prevent the until morning. However, he will rent them a special accident from happening. Rated PG-13 room–the honeymoon suit. Once inside their drab room, Amy and David continued pg 9 are too exhausted to argue anymore (finally), so they

8 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper PRIDE Set in the year 1973, Jim Ellis, a college educated African-American, can’t find a job. Driven by his love of competitive swimming, Jim converts an abandoned recreational pool hall in a Philadelphia slum into an Olympic sized pool, with the help of Elston, a local janitor. But city officials have marked the building for demolition. Rated PG

REDLINE A gorgeous young automobile fanatic-- and front to the hottest unsigned band on the West coast--finds herself caught up in illegal drag-racing competitions organized for the pleasure of a bunch of bored billionaires. Starring Nathan Phillips, Eddie Griffin and Nadia Bjorlin. Rated PG-13.

REIGN OVER ME In a stunning dramatic performance, Adam Sandler stars as Charlie Fineman, a man who lost his entire family in one of the planes that crashed into the twin towers. Don Cheadle portrays his old college roommate, Alan Johnson, who runs into Charlie on the streets of Manhattan. Johnson discovers Charlie is a broken man and has descended into serious mental illness. Johnson rekindles the friendship and tries to help Charlie take the long road to normalcy. Rated R

SHOOTER A former special forces sniper, Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg) who is retired living in a remote location is coaxed into becoming an advisor for a covert group of operatives. Unfortunately, Swagger is set up as a patsy to take the rap for an assassination of the President. Swagger survives and goes on the run, and while trying to clear his name, he uncovers a shadow agency with their own agenda. Rated R.

THE HILLS HAVE EYES II The hills have eyes but they need glasses. In this sequel, a group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last day of training in the desert. It’s Saw in the desert. Rated R

THE HOAX Richard Gere stars as a con artist, Clifford Irving, who sells a bogus biography of Howard Hughes to a top tier publishing house. When the hoax is discovered, a media storm blows up in Clifford’s face and he is forced to go on the lam. Rated R

THE LAST MIMZY In this children’s fantasy, two siblings develop special powers after they find a mysterious box of toys. Soon, the kids, their parents, and even their teacher are drawn into a strange and sometimes terrifying world. Rated PG

THE NAMESAKE Kal Penn stars in the story of the Gangulis, an Indian-American family caught in a lifelong balancing act between two cultures. Rated PG-13

THE REAPING Hilary Swank stars as a former Christian missionary, Katherine Winter who specializes in debunking religious phenomena. On one of her research projects, she investigates a small town that has fallen victim to the 10 biblical plagues. What she finds is horrifying. Rated R

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Those hard back ninjas, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back, but have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in NYC. Rated PG

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 9 clueless as to how a waitress (played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead) got into such a swanky party. new on dvd What would have made the film more interesting to me is if it was the true story of some of the .45 (101 min.) people who were in the Ambassador at the time Milla Jovovich stars as Kat, a beautiful bad girl of the shooting instead of a fictionalized account. with a passion for guns and danger. Stuck in a Perhaps it wouldn’t have been such a dramatic life of crime and controlled by her ruthless, drug- tale; perhaps the real people were perfectly nor- dealing boyfriend Big Al (Angus Macfadyen), mal having a perfectly normal day up until that she wants more than what he has to offer. When point. But at least then we would have a realistic Kat starts making her own deals and Big Al’s look at the time instead of a series of preachy, sidekick (Stephen Dorff) professes his love for soap opera yarns framed by a real life tragedy. her, tensions rise and jealousy explodes. Rated R As it stands, Bobby is a film that focuses less on for pervasive strong language including graphic what actually happened to the title character and sexual references, violence, sexuality and some those around him and more on the love people drug use. had for him. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, just disappointing if you’re expecting to see the Code Name: The Cleaner (84 min.) film for the history it claims to portray. Cedric the Entertainer plays Jake, a seemingly On the plus side, the acting in Bobby is regular guy who has no idea who he is after be- pretty good for the most part. More seasoned ac- ing hit over the head by mysterious assailants. tors like Demi Moore, William H. Macy, Laurence When he finds himself entangled in a govern- Fishburne and Anthony Hopkins were stand-outs. ment conspiracy, Jake and his pursuers become New school actors Lindsay Lohan, Ashton Kucher, convinced that he is an undercover agent. Rated Nick Cannon and Elijah Wood didn’t do much for PG-13 for sexual content, crude humor and some me, but may attract younger viewers who may not violence. know anything about Bobby or the era. The addi- tion of actual news footage from RFK’s campaign Déjà vu (128 min.) was a nice touch, though it does give the film an A ferry filled with crewmen from the USS Nimitz a political legacy air of realism that the story itself simply does not and their families is blown up in New Orleans on deserve. Mardi Gras. BATF Doug Carlin (Denzel Washing- All in all, Bobby is an interesting film that just ton) is brought in to assist in the massive inves- falls short of the mark, weaving too many fictional tigation, and gets attached to an experimental Bobby dvd review tales into a real story that would have been good FBI surveillance unit, one that uses spacefolding all by itself. The DVD has some interesting extras technology to directly look back four days into that are worth a look for existing fans or for those the past. Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of by kelliE abraHamSoN [email protected] who want to know what really happened that day. I violence and terror, disturbing images and some certainly won’t be adding it to my DVD collection, On June 4, 1968, Robert F. Kennedy had just sensuality. bonus feature, I wouldn’t know what Helen Hunt but I don’t regret the rental. won the California primary and was on the road and Martin Sheen were doing there and I’m still Night at the Museum (108 min.) to the White House. In the early morning hours of th When Larry Daley (Ben Stiller), a divorced father June 5 , Kennedy addressed his supporters at the who can’t seem to keep a job for more than a Ambassador Hotel and was ushered into a service week, applies for a job at the Museum of Natural area in the kitchen where a man stepped in front History, he is assigned as a night guard. How- of the Senator and shot him with a .22 caliber ever, a seemingly easy job turns out to be a wild revolver. Emilio Estevez wrote and directed a film ride when he finds that an ancient curse has based on the tragedy, which gives a fictionalized caused the “inhabitants” of the museum to come account of what a handful of witnesses were do- to life at night. Rated PG for mild action, language ing on that fateful day. Bobby is now available on and brief rude humor. DVD. The Bobby DVD has two main bonus fea- The3e (101 min.) tures. The first is “Bobby: The Making of an Innocent lives hang on the whim of an elusive American Epic,” which is a 30-minute look at psychopathic murderer whose strange riddles the making of the film. Here, Estevez discusses and impossible timelines force three people into what drew him to the project, which he says he’s a mission to end the game before one or all of been preparing for his whole life, and the filming them die. Rated PG-13 for violence, disturbing process. Interviews with the cast and crew, the images and terror. musicians responsible for the score and RFK his- torians make this supplement extremely interest- The Queen (97 min.) ing, but also a tad overwhelming. If each aspect Helen Mirren reigns supreme in The Queen, a of the production had been separated into its own witty and ingenious look at a moment that rocked featurette, it would have been much easier to di- the house of Windsor: the week that followed gest and far more valuable to the viewer. The other the sudden death of Princess Diana in 1997. Her extra is “Eyewitness Accounts from the Ambas- Majesty Elizabeth II and Prime Minister Tony Blair sador Hotel,” where actual bystanders and victims (Michael Blair) struggle to reach a compromise talk about their experiences on June 4, 1968. This between what was a private tragedy for the Royal featurette was actually more interesting to me than family and the public’s demand for an overt dis- the film itself. play of mourning. Rated PG-13 for brief strong Bobby has a stellar all-star cast of over 20 language. people. While this massive ensemble is some- what appealing, it’s also a bit overwhelming and Slingshot (90 min.) causes the story itself to suffer. With so many Ash (David Arquette) and Taylor (Balthazar Getty) different characters crisscrossing across the are manipulative career drifters always on the screen, the viewer hardly has time to register who make for lonely housewives. But their easy life- each person is, let alone get to know them and style hits a roadblock when Taylor romances April how they relate to one another. As a result, every (Thora Birch), the daughter of one of the wives. character is underdeveloped and much of the time Rated R for pervasive language, drug use, some their motivations for being at the hotel on that sexuality and violence. fateful evening are a mystery to those who aren’t taking notes. Without the help of the making-of

10 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper video games by Norm stovall [email protected] drive Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Fox’s adrenaline-pumping road series For PS3 and Xbox 360 This game has a couple of good things going for it. It has great selection of cut scenes, which are all by Rick grant [email protected] done well, and the cast of characters is absolutely massive. Fox’s dramatic new road series Drive debuted the run from her husband and is competing for the without developing the characters beforehand. It safety of her newborn baby. Veteran character actor However, the gameplay is rarely exciting, with every character controlled in pretty much the same way. started with the premise of the series–an under- Dylan Baker plays John Trimble, a mild-mannered Sure there are special moves and there is limited flying around, but the action becomes tedious, and the ground illegal cross-country car race involving a scientist who has a terminal disease but hasn’t told storyline and dialogue is way too corny, even for comic books--it’s downright terrible. Additionally, the diverse group of participants, some of whom have his daughter, who has joined him for the race. He’s frame rate of this game seems choppy, and that surprises me, compared to what other games on these been coerced into joining and others are in it for the using the race to bond with his daughter before he systems are capable of. adrenaline rush and the $32 million prize at the end. dies. As the race progresses in each episode, the Winston Salazar (Kevin Alejandro), who is on I’d certainly recommend getting this game if you are a die-hard comic fan, as Activision has stayed true viewer learns about the characters and their reason a getaway mission from his criminal past, embodies to all your favorite characters, and even allowed for some bonuses when you pick familiar team mem- for joining this quest, as well as their lives before the dark side of this cast. He endeavors to bond with bers to play with. So, if you are a fan of hack-and-slash games where you get to navigate through maz- the race. In this respect, it’s similar to Lost, because Sean (J.D. Pardo), his half-brother who he has just es and beat up bad guys using your superpowers while collecting coins to power up, this game provides the character development is done on the fly and in met. In the episode, a sexy female Bail Enforce- exactly that. To everyone else…that is pretty much all you get. However, you can purchase additional flashback. Also, the producers of the race play mind ment Officer captures Salazar for violating his parole, downloadable characters online, if you feel like doing so. That really isn’t a selling point for me, though. games with some of the participants by placing de- but his half-brother gets him off. Ivy Chatty (Taryn tours and obstacles in their way. Manning) and Leigh Barnthouse (Rochelle Aytes) Yes, it sounds like The Amazing Race, but the are using the race for a new start at life after surviv- For Download this Month stakes are much higher and more dangerous. For ing Hurricane Katrina. Ellie Howe (Mircea Monroe) example: In the pilot episode on April 16th, Let The and her boyfriend, Army specialist Rob Laird (Riley Xbox live is very Games Begin, one of the racers, Alex Tully (Nathan Smith), are trying to hold their relationship together. much a busy place this Fillion), is arrested by the police and dragged into Ellie is in it for the money, but Rob is still thinking month, with 2 games jail. He is put through a tough interrogation, all of about his buddies back in Iraq. Corinna Wiles (Kristin coming out every which was a hoax. The arresting officer was not a Lehman) is Alex’s tag-along partner in the race. She Wednesday for 3 weeks cop but one of the race officials upping the ante on may hold the secrets to the mysterious people be- so far. This month’s Tully’s determination. He is given a new car and his hind the race. notable hits include Eets: morality is tested. Tully roars off in his restored vin- The race liaison, Mr. Bright (Charles Martin Chowdown, Zen Studios’ tage muscle car – a 1965 Dodge Charger – with his Smith), has informed the racers that there are many Pinball FX, and 3D Ultra girlfriend, who he wasn’t about to leave behind. other competitors, and each group does not know Minigolf Adventures, and The series has infinite story possibilities in the exactly who they are racing against or where the the arcade hit known as context of a road show, as each participant has a finish line is located. That information is fed to the Gyruss. The standout title backstory. I was hooked right away by the scenario racers in bits and pieces, which raises the tension this month would have development in short vignettes, which happen inside considerably. The individual racer’s weaknesses are to be Eets: Chowdown. the cars at gas stations and crossroads. In one exploited to test their will to win. Containing puzzle-like scene, the racers meet at a drive-in theatre to see a The series was created, written and executive elements and bizarre and film made by the race officials. Every racer is treated produced by Tim Minear and Ben Queen for 20th beautiful graphics, it is your goal to guide the lovable character known as ‘Eets’ though each level, coax- differently, leveling the playing field. In other words, Century Television Productions. Greg Yaltanes is an ing him with various food and nutritional products. Sort of. You really have to play this one to understand having a fast car is not necessarily an advantage. executive producer and director. it, but it certainly is entertaining to play. All of these titles are worthy downloads, however, so check out Every type of vehicle is represented, even a minivan Overall, the action is fast paced and the charac- the listings on Xbox live and try a demo if you aren’t sure. with two women drivers. Each leg of the trip is a ters have eclectic backgrounds and motivations. It’s On the PS3 download front, the arcade classic Mortal Kombat II has recently been released, com- challenge and the racers never know what will hap- a continuing on-the-move scenario, which creates plete with online play and a leaderboard of sorts. While the controls aren’t quite as responsive as they pen next. excitement. With $32 million up for grabs, anything should be (there is a 3 frame lag designed to optimize connections in online matches), the moves are all Alex Tully (Nathan Fillion) is a major character. can and will happen. It’s a fitting replacement for the same as they were in the arcades of yesteryear, fatalities and all. For 5 bucks, it’s a great deal. My He is thrust into the race in an effort to find his miss- Prison Break, which is shooting new episodes for its only wish is that the game allowed configurable controls, because I’d love to use my arcade stick with ing wife. But the race organizers are messing with next season. this game. his head. Wendy Patrakas (Melaine Lynskey) is on

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 11 Not since the proliferation of television has humanity witnessed a more dramatic change in the media we pay attention to then with the proliferation of the Internet. In the 90s, conspiracy theorists got all junked up on X-Files and decided that the microchip had been given to us by aliens. In the 21st century people got over aliens, in fact they got over the X-Files because they found there were far more interesting conspiracy theories online. the Ethernet cable has taken over the broadcast airwaves. Television commercials have become the time to change the channel or get a snack, so the advertisements therein became less effective. Where would they spend those ad dollars to effectively reach their consumers? Into local newspapers? Well, as it turns out, newspaper readership is way down, especially among younger people. Is that because they are not reading? Quite the contrary, they are reading more than ever, but internet what they are reading has definitely changed. Instead of a local paper, try a local blog (short for web log) written by the guy down the street. Instead of Fox News, try the Drudge Report. Although cable and satellite television gave people a vast assortment of programming to allow them a better selection, it still can’t compete with the limitless entertainment available on the World Wide Web. The Internet has transformed our culture, our language, and where we go for information. Most people have computers at home, computers at work, and even portable computers they carry revolution around with them in the form of laptops and cell phones. In an effort to keep up with these changes, and how they affect Jacksonville, EU asked some local experts that are utilizing this medium to let us know what exactly is going on. That is the take a byte out of the question we hope to answer with insightful insider reports by Joey Marchy, who works for a leading local web design firm and authors the popular blog Urban Jacksonville (urbanjacksonville.info), Josh Garner, a Search Engine Optimization expert for a leading national web design company that world wide web is headquartered right here in Jacksonville, and various everyday people, because that is what is truly remarkable about the Internet. It gives everyday people access to the whole world. Spread your opinion, become a journalist, start a business, it’s all virtually at your fingertips! 4

12 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper user generated content: authentic media

Who’s making all this new video content? Who’s mixing the best new Gwen Stefani single with the worst Sanjaya Malakar (R.I.P.) American Idol performance? Whose blog is an essential window on the neigh- borhood you live in? You Are! We All Are! Anytime you comment on a blog, upload a video to YouTube or post an audio interview with your dentist, you are creat- ing user generated content. User generated content, or UGC, refers to various kinds of media content that is produced or primarily influenced by normal people using the Internet, as opposed to traditional media producers, licensed broadcasters and production companies. A Pew Internet study cited 48 million American adults have contributed some form of user generated content, that’s 35 percent of Internet users. Expect to see this number rise in the coming months as news sites like USA Today offer innovative ways for people to join into the conversation. Watch the newspaper industry around the country begin innovating as if their life depended on it. Check out MyClaySun and Boston- NOW for examples of how the newspaper industry is tapping into user generated content. Now more than ever, people feel compelled to create and contribute something to this globally-wired, networked-super-brain called the Internet. Derek Powazek, the cofounder of JPG Magazine, says: “User-gen- erated content is nothing new online. In fact, it’s what the network was designed for.” Derek calls for an end to the debasing term “user generated content” and opts for the warm, cozy term “authentic media.” I do agree, the phrase “user generated content” sounds like something marketing guys the state of the thought up in a dark, cherry-paneled room, drinking scotch and rolling in their MySpace money. the mobile web internet by joey marchy Want to guess how the majority of the people in the world access the Internet? Outside of the U.S., most Internet users access the web it’s not just a series of tubes on their phones. Look for more rabid competi- tion in the mobile phone space in the U.S. and abroad as carriers rush more features and ser- There are a thousand different Internet trends out there buzzing to be the next big thing. I’m muting all vices. Carriers already have their sights set on that noise and telling you the current state of the Internet is: video, user generated content (UGC) and the the third world pocketbooks. Developing nations mobile web. These are the 3 trends that will consume you and your Internet in the coming year. in Africa and Central America are money in the bank. Did you think I would write this whole article without mentioning the new techno-crack video everyone is dying to get their hands on? iPhone! YES! The iPhone will be the biggest technology If 2005 was the year of the blog and 2006 was the year of MySpace, 2007 will be the year of video. The crush since the iPod and should knock the iPod blistering rise of YouTube and a hundred other video hosting, sharing and remixing sites have proven the Inter- off its 80GB throne. At least until Apple drops net is ready for the video revolution. the new widescreen iPod with multi-touch. Oh Bandwidth-intensive video is the new reality thanks to the widespread adoption of broadband. In the year yes, it’s coming. The iPhone will alter people’s 2006, high-speed Internet use grew twice as fast as it did in 2005. This trend will continue as the competition Internet access habits in unprecedented ways. between DSL and Cable Internet providers heats up, driving prices lower. Because bandwith and storage is so Look for more video and audio content along cheap, start looking for online video versions of everything: every network television show, live network news with software applications specifically for the feeds and, of course videos, from your next-door neighbor. Watch as this video gets distributed in entirely mobile web user to tap into the more robust new ways like being pushed to your mobile device and even your TV. feature sets of mobile handsets. The iTunes Store has made it simple for anyone to download and watch video over the Internet. Even Crazy as it sounds SMS aka text messag- your mom was able to subscribe to your video podcast without your help. Go mom! A new peer-to-peer file ing will increase, yes I said increase, in popular- sharing technology called bitorrent has made downloading full-length, high-definition movies possible in ity. SMS stands for short message service and a matter of hours instead of days. Not to mention humanity is poised at of a new race for is a message of 160 characters or less sent television, Internet and computer convergence called IPTV, Internet TV for short. New services from Apple over a mobile network. The discrete nature of (AppleTV) and Microsoft’s Xbox360 Video Marketplace will mashup your computer and television like never text messaging made it popular with kids and people who don’t like broadcasting their conversation to every- before. one around them. Look for Twitter and similar mobile based services to capitalize on this market. The great thing about the unfolding video revolution is big networks aren’t the only ones with a TV chan- We are just beginning to tap the potential of the Internet. If the last 5 years were a warm-up, the next 10 nel. Welcome to “You TV” where every family or person who wants their own show can have one. years will be mind-blowing.

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 13 kids on the net by kellie abrahamson letting them loose, keeping them safe and getting support

Most children today have been exposed to computers from birth and, like everything else in your home that you’ve deemed off limits, they are going to be drawn to it almost instantly. Since there really is no getting around it (unless you’re willing to give up the convenience, and I, for one, am not), why not allow your children to explore all that the web has to offer on your terms. sites for kids

Because I work from home, my five-year-old has seen me typing away all her life and has, on more than one occasion, sat at the desk and pretended to be Mommy, banging on the keyboard and seeing what happens. Instead of leaving them to their own devices, I’ve discovered some fun sites for kids to explore when they get extra curious.

pancakemountain.com Keen on making your kid the coolest why google is number 1 kindergartner on the block? Then you must check out PancakeMountain.com, where by josh garner parents and their kids can experience Washington DC’s hit children’s variety show. Creator Scott Stuckey marries some of rock’s In my line of work as an Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Specialist, I hear time and time again, “I biggest names with kid-friendly music, and the want to rank in Google.” Everybody who has a website concerns themselves with ranking in the number 1 result will have you and your children on your search engine more than any other. My personal feelings of simultaneous love and hate for Google aside, I feet and dancing to the sounds of Bright Eyes, often ask myself “why is Google number 1?” Cypress Hill, The Flaming Lips, Garbage and Google is a great place to be. A listing on page one from the result of a competitive search term can much more. literally mean millions of hits to a site per month, maybe more. The name “Google” has even become a verb seussville.com in the online community; “hey, just Google it.” But how on ‘Google Earth’ did they get there? Children of all ages love Dr. Seuss and this site is dedicated to putting them right in the middle of the author’s most beloved stories. Here, kids can play games based on the books, print out fun activities maybe it was luck and coloring pages and make their own Seuss-like story. The site also features a biography on the man I saw an episode of one of my favorite shows last night, and a character quoted an inside-the-E.R. himself and an events section, which lists fun happenings around the country. saying. “Surgery is 90% skill, and 10% luck.” This made me think about Google. Granted, Sergey Brin and Larry Page are incredibly brilliant and they had an amazing idea; create a search engine that would base disney.com In addition to having info on your kid’s favorite Mouse House shows and movies, Disney.com has it’s ranking primarily on the inbound links to a site. But there are plenty of other ingenious ideas out there, a ton of games, for kids in preschool and beyond. Children can also access the Virtual Magic Kingdom and plenty of them never leave the minds or garages of their creators. As a matter of fact, the two budding (VMK), where tweens and teens from all over the world create a character, explore a web version of the pioneers really intended to partner with a larger company like Yahoo!, but were turned down by founder David theme parks, and collect and trade virtual souvenirs. Best of all, the VMK is closely monitored by staff Filo stating that “When it’s fully developed and scalable, let’s talk again.” This turned out to be a bad move, members to keep kids safe. but that’s another article I’m sure. It wasn’t until they searched for “angel investors” that they started to see kid-friendly browsers any light, and a lot of that fell into their laps.

It’s been a fear of mine that one day my kids may stumble upon something that is less than maybe it’s the happy environment appropriate on the web while messing around on our computer. So, I’ve been tracking down ways to Google tends to attract very great minds with the treatment of their employees. Larry Page is often keep questionable content away from their prying eyes. Here are a handful of free, kid-safe web browsers quoted stating that “no human worker should be more than 150 feet away from a food source.” Which is a for your family to try: pretty easy standard to meet, what with the 11 gourmet restaurants (all offering free food and drinks) in the Mountain View, CA. headquarters lovingly referred to as Googleplex. The perks include a $500 voucher for kidrocket This Flash-based browser lets kids access a handful of takeout food after the birth of a child, a $5,000 subsidy to buy a hybrid car, and a $2,000 bonus for referring child-related websites rather than attempting to filter the entire a new employee. Unfortunately, you have to pay your own $30 to get an on-site massage. Pfft....that’s Internet. Kids can play on sites like PBSKids.com, Disney. Corporate America, I guess. com, Lego.com and much more without ever being able to With such an alluring workplace, it’s easy to employ those that want to work out of passion and not for accidentally stumble upon naughty websites. The browser also monetary gain. This passionate group strives to create some of the best applications on the Internet. They has games, an art section, and interactive math flashcards. Simply head over to kidrocket.org and download the free have no problems working the extra hours and they are more than willing to go the extra mile. software. maybe it’s perception yahooligans! Google has a motto “Don’t be evil,” that is outlined in their code of conduct. They have this perception Set this fun site as your home page and your kids won’t want to go anywhere else. The highly of actually trying to make the Internet better. They often buy companies that offer products, make those appealing website has plenty of games, movie trailers, jokes and a study zone and allows kids to search products better, then offer them for free. I am, in fact, writing this in a Google Document, an online application the web for age-appropriate content only. Check out all it has to offer at www.yahooligans.com. matching the versatility of Microsoft’s Word, with the ability to share the document online so that myself KOL and others could collaborate. This is comforting to the idealistic America that gets tired of seeing the Big Kid’s AOL has been around for a long time and is great, especially since AOL is now free for all. Company beating on the little guys (we are the little guys, by the way). As a society, we like to believe that KOL gives kids their own email address (which you can monitor) and allows them to listen to music, play there is a large company out there that is doing good for our community without the greed, as is shown time games, read stories, get homework help from actual teachers and much more. To check it out, head over and time again. to KOL.com. I test thousands of searches and results per week as part of my job. Unfortunately, Google fails all too often to produce a “relevant” site to my search criteria. There are times when Yahoo! or MSN produces a

14 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper better search experience. They could have gotten to where they are by one of the points above, a combination gallery or if they have new work they want their friends to see, they can always post on the bulletin space. In of them, or perhaps something we don’t get to see as the public, but alas, Google is number 1. There are the same manner as musicians, other artists have found the site to be a great tool to draw fans and expose a plenty of competitors that come close, but they just don’t seem to get things right at the right time. larger audience to their work. how myspace made summer obsession The Jacksonville based band, Summer Obsession, caught the attention of the music world after Tom Anderson, the master of MySpace, posted them on the opening page. Their MySpace friend’s list is at a huge fifty-seven thousand —and that’s without the add-bots other bands use to boost their numbers. Over five- hundred thousand audio streams have been generated from their MySpace (myspace.com/thesummerob- session ).This ready-made fan base is what partially convinced record execs to give the band a listen. After multiple showcases, the band settled on Virgin for their first record. They’ve since dropped the label because, according to their MySpace, “the label sucked a big one and tried to steal our souls, so we got off and are looking for a new one.” A fan base of fifty-seven thousand is sure to attract another label in the future, but, because of MySpace and new recording techniques, they can self-promote and don’t necessarily need a label to be successful. self promotion & myspace jobs As strange as it may seem for a social networking site, people have started to use MySpace in their search for jobs. MySpace Jobs is just one of many places to search for employers in your field. These days it is standard practice for a company to make a search on MySpace if they’ve interviewed you for a position. If you’ve got anything on your MySpace that might offend a potential employer, you might want to set it to private. Companies are actually using the site to actively recruit as well. Users can make sure they belong to job-related groups (type in your profession and join the related group). If you’re in the right group, you just might find yourself with a job offer from a company that’s using the site for active recruitment. Companies also passively recruit, by putting up their own MySpace page. It’s surprising, but many large companies have a MySpace page, not just for marketing, but also as a way to garner web savvy employees. myspace marketing local blogs by erin thursby by rachel henley

If you watch Dateline, you’ve probably come away with the impression that MySpace is a place where If after reading this issue of EU you still feel the need to gobble underage teens lie about their age and dirty old men solicit them for sex. But MySpace has been and will con- up information on what’s happening around this local town of tinue to be a tool for marketing, whether it be for an upcoming movie, an individual or a band. ours, I promise, if you follow the links below, you will truly be Making a MySpace page is so easy that I’m positive an inebriated chimp could do it. Because it’s so in-the-know. Blogs are some of the most up-to-date sources out easy, business owners that would normally be intimidated by setting up a website have set up pages on there. And they are a cinch to keep up with, just simply subscribe to their RSS feed and welcome a good dose of healthy con- MySpace. versation. Forget town meetings, this is where the core comes As to adding all the bells and whistles like an interesting background and photo albums, there are sites together... that offer free codes. People should be careful though, because some of the codes are buggy and can be used to hack your account. Nightclubs, restaurants and other events based venues make use of the bulletins feature in MySpace. antonio (tony) allegretti metro jacksonville When a user posts a bulletin, it goes out to all of the posters friends (or a portion of them). In this way, a theurbancoredotcom.blogspot.com metrojacksonville.com business can advertise events to an audience they know is already mildly interested in what they have to blog from the center rich’s rant room offer. blogfromthecenter.blogspot.com richsrantroom.com Even more unlikely businesses, like a clothing shop or a salon might have a MySpace. Clothiers can announce sales on bulletins and can stay connected with locals. For salons and other businesses that would downtown parks ricottapark like to have a web presence, but just don’t have time to maintain a website, MySpace is a perfect fit. Also, downtownparks.blogspot.com ricottapark.com when a business is added to a friend’s list, others click the business’s MySpace out of curiosity, whether they flog riverside avondale preservation are people on a person’s friend’s list, or just random visitors. folioweekly.com/folioblog riverside-avondale.blogspot.com music & artists on myspace jax daily st. john’s riverkeeper MySpace first earned its fame as a haven for music marketing. Every band, from crappy cover bands to jaxdaily.com stjohnsriverkeeper.blogspot.com mega stars, simply must have a MySpace. It’s become a musical requirement. jaxopolitan suburban jacksonville Bands can post their music on their MySpace site. MySpace users can click on a song and add it to jaxopolitan.blogspot.com suburbanjacksonville.blogspot.com their page. I’ve added a song from Goldfrapp. Anyone who goes to my page will hear the song when it loads. Other MySpace users can click the song and go to the Goldfrapp page, where they too can add it to their JCAAA (Ja-kah) the hill MySpace page. jcaaa.blogspot.com thehill.wordpress.com Some users, looking for some new musical flavor, might search MySpace for a particular genre of mu- inertia urban art warfare sic or specific local bands. Even if you don’t have a MySpace account, you can search MySpace. deadtank.wordpress.com urbanartwarfare.com Bands also post a schedule of whatever tour they’re on; complete with all the cities and venues the band will be visiting. If you “friend” a band, you’ll get their bulletins as well, letting you know when they have prod- mecury falling urban jacksonville ucts out on their other websites, like a new release or t-shirts. mercuryfallingjax.blogspot.com urbanjacksonville.info Besides musicians, other artists use the site as a marketing tool. If they’re going to be showing at a

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 15 Most of the places in this section of the Town Center aren’t part of a franchise or a chain, despite the presence of a Publix and yet another Starbucks. Most of the stores are like Villa Vita, a longtime retailer in the San Marco area, that relocated to the Town Center. The store sells home décor items, among other things, most of which come from Italy. From beautiful Salvati handblown Venetian glass, to Vietri pottery, the store st. johns town center has plenty of items to give your home a rich Italian flair. They sell high-end espresso machines, as well as small gift items, such as whimsical wine cork stoppers. They also sell Vatican jewelry. Each year artists are allowed to take a limited peak into the Vatican’s treasures. The artists copy the precious jewelry and bric-a- brac in costume jewelry form. It’s a great gift for the kids to get Grandma or Mom, because they’re so rea- sonably priced. Villa Vita’s owner, Stephanie Edwards, couldn’t be happier about the change in location.

villa vita

changing the face of southside

by erin thursby and jon bosworth

When Cinemark purchased an enormous plot of land on Southside Boulevard, it had been nothing more than forest and fields. In 1998 Cinemark Theaters opened of Jacksonville’s largest megaplex: Tinseltown. Immediately following that much celebrated event, Tony Romas, Don Pablos and Seven Bridges “We opened in October at the boutiques in St. John’s North. It was a great opportunity for us to expand started building restaurants to serve their thousands of patrons. Tinseltown recovered the entire expense of and co-locate with other independent retailers from Jacksonville. In the current location we are able to offer building their multi-million dollar entertainment complex by increasing the value of the land surrounding it and a personalized shopping experience to complement the national chains, within the convenience of the St. selling it to businesses that profit from the theatre’s success. By 2000 the area was littered with restaurants John’s Town Center.” says Edwards. and bars and developers and started plowing into the further forests of Gate Parkway. By 2003 there were Villa Vita is just one of 10 local boutique style stores in the Town Center that are run/ owned by Jack- upscale apartments, condominiums and new neighborhoods springing up every month. sonville women. There is no question that the dawn of Tinseltown bolstered the viability of the commercial and residential Serendipity, another local retailer, sells all sorts of gift-worthy items such as Crabtree & Evelyn prod- area of the Southside, but when growth started to dwindle, developers building on the outer reaches of 9A ucts, small prints by local artists and paper goods. If you’re looking for unique packaging for your next gift, started to get nervous. Then came the Town Center. Everything that the Landing promised in the early 90s this is the place to go. They also sell “Hurricane Crosses,” which is a ceramic cross that has a palm tree (and the Avenues promised shortly after that) the Town Center is delivering on and succeeding. Go out there painted in the center. According to Southern lore, the cross is supposed to protect trees from a hurricane or any night of the week and the high-end shops are packed, people are waiting in line for the area’s most ex- bad storm when you attach it to the tree. The unique gift comes with an explanatory poem. pensive dinners, and the concept community of a place where people can live, work and play is becoming a The Town Center North fits the needs of moms and moms-to-be with a maternity clothing store called faster reality than downtown ever dreamed was possible. As of now, the Town Center has plenty of leg room, Incognito, a kid/baby furniture store named Baby Emma and Kyds. The high-end local boutique, Baby Emma, but that might not be true for long. sells all sorts of custom furniture and lighting for a child’s room. Owner Ann Sag, who named the bou- When the Town Center first opened, it had an impact on retailers all over the First Coast area. The San tique after her own child, Emma, decided that she wanted a store “filled with the kind of kid’s furniture and Marco area experienced a dip in sales, as did other upscale boutique-type stores in the Jacksonville area. But that isn’t to say that the commercialism of the Town Center has destroyed small business. Actually, the Town baby emma Center is happy to welcome area boutiques run by locals. Some merchants simply packed their bags and moved to the Town Center because the same demographic of customers would be at the Town Center. And, because the Town Center is a destination shopping area, attracting shoppers from Central Florida to Central Georgia, it will mean more business for other areas in the long run. Small Town Life in St. Johns Town Center, North If you’ve only been as far as the DSW or the PetsMart in the Town Center, then you’re missing a whole other section: St. Johns Town Center North, which is made up of mostly local retailers. An- chors in this lot include Publix and Total Wine & More. When I stepped into Total Wine, I realized that I had never seen that much alcohol gathered in one place before, and I’ve been to frat parties. They carry more than just wine; beer, liquor and as- sociated fine foods to accompany your cocktails are also available for purchase. Total Wine holds wine tastings 3 times a week, on Friday from 4-7 pm, Saturday noon-4 pm and Sunday from 1-5 pm. There are approximately 50 such stores operating in the U.S.

16 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper products that I just love.” Baby Emma carries New Arrivals linen and bedding, supporting the locally based company. Kyds, which had a location at the beach, closed down that locale in favor of the Town Center. The retailer sells children’s clothing and accessories. The last of the boutiques opened this weekend, so St. Johns North is now fully operational. As Villa Vita owner, Stephanie Edwards says “It’s just been a wonderful location we’re thrilled to be there.” St. Johns Town Center North is the 4th light down on the Town Center Road.

what’s up with Phase II?

They aren’t finished building St. Johns Town Center, and there’s been much discussion about put- ting in Phase II. Reports have slowly trickled in, but the folks at the Town Center are a bit taciturn as to what will be going in. Back in March, Town Center developer Ben Carter announced the inclusion of Macy’s, Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. These names have been batted about since the Town Center was still in the nascent stages of Phase I, so it’s tough to say how solid this news is. As of today, these major retailers haven’t been confirmed, although they are reported to be in negotiations with the Town Center brass. According to Tina Musico, Director of Marketing at St. Johns Town Center: “The second phase is really going to be an extension of what you already see here at the Town Center. There are going to be more upscale retailers…and a lot of them will be unique to Jacksonville…and there will be, of course, upscale restaurants as well.”

Retail Stores Slated for Phase II Urban Outfitters fun, retro house wares, clothing and unique accessories tOscana building model BCBG striking evening wear Pottery Barn wicker and ceramics Brooks Brothers mostly men’s suits tertops, these new addresses are turning heads. Their residences average 1400 square feet and the prices Puma shoes and clothes for the trend-setting Coach upscale purses and leather accessories start in the $380s. athlete What better way to be in the middle of it all then to live just a few steps away from Jacksonville’s nicest Crate & Barrel everything you need to decorate, retail locations, restaurants, and nightlife while only a quick drive from downtown or the Beaches? as well as cookware Eateries Slated for Phase II The newly opened Toscana sales center is located next to the Ethan Allen store off of the Gate Parkway Cole Haan upscale boots entrance. They are happy to receive you Monday through Saturday from 10 am to 6 pm and Sunday noon Lacoste the preppie/sporty look Cantina Laredo Mexican style restaurant to 6 pm to show you some of these fabulous homes. For more information about Toscana contact the sales Louis Vuitton high-end leather goods J. Alexander steakhouse center at (904) 641-6200 or visit the website at toscanatowncenter.com. Mayors jewelry Mitchell’s Fish Market an ever shifting menu with Talbots classically conservative business wear over 80 selections Tommy Bahama high quality resort and island Capital Grille where to get your lobster and caviar wear

tOscana Living the Town Center Life

With everything from a Coach store to the Capital Grille within walking distance, living on the Southside has its perks, but living in the Town Center sets a new standard for luxury living. There are a number of places planning to provide this luxury lifestyle, but among the newer, more sophisticated offerings is Toscana. Fea- turing a resort-style pool and cabana, wrap-around balconies, stainless steel GE appliances and granite coun-

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 17 18 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 19 The Caprese Salad was an earthy mix of baby greens (heavy on the aru- gula), fresh-sliced mozzarella and sweet roma tomatoes drizzled with olive oil and a rich, fruity balsamic reduction. As with our appetizer, the balance of sweet and tangy was surprising and thoroughly enjoyable. The Margherita pizza is a delicious thin-crust pizza with an olive oil sauce (replacing the traditional pizza sauce), topped with real mozzarella cheese, fresh sliced roma tomatoes, and fresh basil. This was one of our favorite piz- zas on the menu, and it’s perfect for someone looking for a gourmet pizza that isn’t too heavy. The Tri-Color Pie is another ‘white’ pizza with a deliciously embattled trio of toppings. Laden with the slightly bitter flavor of arugula, which tempers the dense tanginess of sun-dried tomato while using roasted red pepper as a bridge between them, this was the most unusual of the pizzas we tried, which is indeed a compliment. The Quattro Stagione pizza features large, thin slices of prosciutto ham, artichokes, roasted red peppers and goat cheese. The artichokes on this pie weren’t the least bit strong or bitter, blending artfully with the roasted red peppers and the mild goat cheese and prepared over a traditional tomato-based sauce. A great choice for some- one looking for a unique meat/veggie combina- tion that doesn’t overload the palette. Just as every child hopes, Tommy and his pizza makers toss the dough high into the air, entertaining everyone in the intimate dining area. There’s a sense of comfort in watching your food being made, and there’s an even larger sense of delight seeing your golden, hot pizza pulled from a brick oven. Visit Tommy’s Pizza at 4160 #2 Southside Boulevard, just down and across the street from Tinseltown. $$ thursday nights a little long island on the pulppulp fictionfiction theatretheatre Straight from the 30s southside Gritty, thrilling and performed Tommy’s Pizza live at Downtown's coolest review by jon bosworth and donald dusinberre Dinner Theatre. For uncommon combinations and distinctive flavors, take some time to visit Tommy’s Pizza for lunch or doors open at 6, show at 8:30 dinner. This small, innocuous pizza place, buried in a strip mall along Southside Boulevard, was an unusual treat. Historically, the best pizza places are never those glitzy towering standalone joints with recognizable name brands, but rather small parlors tucked away almost invisibly in a strip of shops. Tommy’s Pizza is a secret treasure- just the sort of place you’d hear great things about but rarely notice. As we arrived at the tiny restaurant, we noticed one of the cooks walking out front and picking fresh 5 bucks (CHEAP!) for the rosemary from a potted plant. An odd sight to be sure, but it quickly made us aware of Tommy’s attention to detail and quality. We took our seats in the compact dining area and ordered a round of beverages. They fea- show | full dining | call for ture a delicious selection of Boylan’s bottled soft drinks (as well as the usual fare of fountain sodas, iced tea more info. and fresh lemonade), they also offer a selection of domestic and imported bottled beers, as well as Chianti and Pinot Grigio wines. Overall, their beverage selection was commendable (and the Boylan’s Birch Beer was exceptionally delicious), but the stars of the show were yet to come. As an appetizer, we had one of Tommy’s specialties; the unusual but astounding Strawberry and Tomato Salsa Foccacia. Along with goat cheese and the fresh-picked rosemary, it teased my taste buds and made me boomtown theatre rethink what fruit can do before dessert. The fresh foccacia bread was soft and warm, soaking up the juices 140 west monroe street | 632-0099 | http://pulpfictiontheatre.tk/ from both the tomatoes and the strawberries. The seemingly divergent ingredients in this appetizer were a startling surprise, and starting off with such a unique experience turned out to be a very good sign.

20 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper the eu pub crawl turns southside by the eu professional drinkers There is no doubt that there are plenty of bars on the Southside, apparently it is where most transplants to our city move to first. We tried to focus a good deal of our attention on the Town Center, to fit in line with our feature this week, but there isn’t much in the way of watering holes in the Town Center, much to the chagrin Mellow Mushroom of fathers and husbands that might not be as interested in retail shopping. So we ventured out to experience Address: 9734 Deer Lake Court the Southside from Tinseltown, the landmark that started turning this swampland into a viable economic area, Type of Place: Pizzeria with a bar and outdoor patio to Town Center, the newest of the new that Southside’s “uptown” has to offer. Serving: Specialty pizzas, hoagies, calzones, pret- zels, salads, and a full bar. Aromas Atmosphere: A comfortable, casual, retro 60’s- style dining room with a small bar and an outdoor Address: 4372 Southside Boulevard, Suite 101 patio. Type of Place: A cigar, wine, and martini bar with a dining area. Amenities: The restaurant is very clean from the Serving: A wide selection of mixed drinks and flavored martinis, dining area to the bathrooms. 24 imported beers on very good scotches and whiskeys, gourmet food, and 700 differ- tap, bottled microbrews, and liquors range from top- ent types of cigars. shelf to well drinks. Live music 6 to 7 days a week. Atmosphere: Upscale establishment with 3 different bars, one Drink Specials: Happy hour Monday - Friday from 3 of which is a private club. pm – 7 pm & 10 pm – Close: $1 off drafts and wines, Amenities: Very clean dining area and bars, a large humidor with liquor drinks are 1/2 price. On Tuesdays they offer 2 any kind of cigar you desire and a cool ice bar to keep your drink for 1 margaritas and Thursdays are ladies’ nights with cold without watering it down. They also feature live music on the $2.50 Stoli drinks and $1 wine from 6 pm - 9 pm. weekends. Specials: Happy hour is Monday - Friday from 4 pm-7 pm, $1 I’ve seen the pie in the sky and it’s at the Mellow Mushroom. Round up your friends and drop in for off beers, $2 off liquor drinks, and $1.50 off wines. Thursday a good time. The first thing you’ll notice when you nights they have a DJ and $1 Bud and Bud Light on draft all night. enter is the cool painted decor, mainly the gigantic They always have a cigar of the month at 20% off. For the month of April the brand is Camacho. psychedelic mural on the wall featuring all of the greatest 60’s rockers sharing a pie. Then you’ll no- Puff, puff, give! Aromas must have been invented by the most genius of guy’s guys. This upscale bar tice the smell of delicious food. There are a myriad is nice and casual during the day, which is great for sitting with some pals and shootin the sheet while of pizzas, calzones, salads, and hoagies to choose you puff on a tasty stogie and sip a fine scotch. At night there is a business casual dress code, so don’t fromm and they are all good. If you’re in the mood come straight from the beach in your flops. Their bar features the best scotches and whiskies, as well as for a drink, try one of their many imports on tap or hard-to-find bottled imports and microbrews, and a great selection of wines and flavored martinis. The a top-shelf liquor drink. Sit indoors and take in the food ranges from ahi tuna appetizers to crab stuffed flounder entrees, and the waitresses serve you in atmosphere or rest outdoors and groove to the styl- cute corsets and skirts. Buy a membership to the private club or belly up to the other two bars and enjoy ings of one of the many bands that regularly play. It’s yourself. And don’t forget to check out the Thursday night party scene. -John Dooling mellow, it’s casual, it’s fun and it’s worth the trip. -John Dooling Seven Bridges The Grape Address: 9735 Gate Parkway (Next to Tinseltown) ADDRESS: Town Center, next to Kilwins Ice Cream Type of Place: Restaurant, microbrewery, and full TYPE OF PLACE: Restaurant and Wine Bar liquor bar SERVING: More than 120 domestic and imported Serving: Microbrews, premium and call liquor premium wines by the glass or by the bottle. drinks, house wines and a full menu. ATMOSPHERE: Upscale and intimate wine bar. Atmosphere: Classic northern bar décor with AMENITIES: They feature live jazz every Friday and industrial fixtures. Expect brick and steel everywhere Saturday night. you look in this spacious one-room restaurant with DRINK SPECIALS: Wednesdays, from 5 pm – 7 plenty of outdoor patio seating, including a beer pm they have a tasting featuring 3 half-glasses garden. (2.5 oz) white for $10, 3 red for $12 and premium Amenities: Tournament-sized pool tables, live half-glasses for $20. On Saturdays, from 1pm – 4 acoustic music on Thursday and Friday nights, open pm they feature 2 white half-glasses and 2 red mic in the beer garden on Monday nights. half-glasses for $10. Drink Specials: Monday – Sunday, 4 pm – 7 pm From the outside it looks like another yuppie trap, Is there such thing as corporate chic? This Southside but it is actually tasteful in its burgundy tones, bar boasts microbrews like you will find at other wooden adornments, and various illuminating Gordon Birsch locations (A1A Aleworks, Ragtime) but fixtures. While the art is monolithic and dull, the with different names. The beer may be brewed here dominance of wine bottles, glasses, and stylish on the premises, but the crowd is all owned by Mer- fixtures give the eye plenty to absorb without being rill Lynch, Blue Cross, and other area mega-employers. Find yourself a wife with high-expectations or land a too much. The atmosphere is smartly balanced man on his way up the corporate ladder. You can’t get your regular beer here, but if Steve is bartending, ask and subdued to make the wine and food the main him to play cocktail and toss some bottles or blow fire. He does it all. Watch them prepare your food in the attraction. Outside seating is available and to open kitchen or chill on the patio and try to ignore that nagging desire to put your resume on Monster.com. nobody’s surprise, Dave Matthews is the album of -Johnny St. Thomas choice. –Brenton Crozier

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 21 live music blues dressed up shows calendar Daniel Kalisher at Mojo’s Kitchen THURSDAY, APRIL 26 Open Mic w/Colleen Murphy Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646) Normal Town Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) by Rick grant [email protected] Nekromantix Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) Daniel Kalisher is a gifted young singer/song- four demo songs gave me Chuck Nash My Place, Jax (737-5299) writer from Coral Springs, Florida who is attending some insight into his song- UNF, majoring in music. Daniel plays out with his writing mind-set and shows BayStreet Ragtime, Jax Beach (241-7877) regular band, showcasing his expertise on guitar, his diverse musical con- Roger That Mercury Moon, Orange Park (215-8999) catchy original songs, and savvy improvising on sciousness. Lee Roy Parnell Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) selected covers. As with so many young guitarists ‘Tough’ is a pop ditty who started playing as kids, Daniel’s style exudes which shows Daniel’s skill Chris Miller The Melting Pot, Jax eclectic influences from Jimi Hendrix to Stevie Ray at writing memorable songs Blistur Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221) Vaughan to Buddy Guy and innumerable other guitar with a sentimental feel, using Larry Mangum European Street, Jax (399-1740) greats. a distinctive pop background I caught Daniel’s show at Mojo’s Kitchen sound with balls. It’s remi- Mariachi Guadalajara Jimadores, Jax (739-5828) last Saturday night. Joining him on keyboards was niscent of early Todd Rund- David Milam Shannon’s Irish Pub, Green Cove Springs Shawn Hamlon, Ben Minegar on drums and Craig gren. Ron Perry Roadhouse, Orange Park (264-0611) Delony substituting for regular bassist Mike Boff. The ‘HateLove’ underscores band was reasonably tight and jammed intelligently, Hendrix’s influence with the Jam Session w/Jason Anderson Pub Ragusa, Jax (443-7888) creating some interesting spontaneous compositions intro, but then he ratchets up his guitar sound with styled blues, horn band blues, et al. Blues artists Julie Durden Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra which stand along as original creations. his phaser set on kill, delivering a tasty break. His like Tab Benoit play blues-rock with a Zydeco feel, Concerts in the Plaza-Mid Life Crisis The Plaza, St. Augustine In a world in which so much music has gone voice is mixed out front, which is where it should be, genetically inherited from Tab’s Cajun roots. Michael before, it’s difficult for a young performer like Daniel allowing the listener to hear every word of his lyrics Burks is more of a soul artist playing in the blues Wes Cobb Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) to create an original sound. In Daniel’s case, his delivered with his velvet pipes. genre. Then there’s my friend Tinsley Ellis who de- Big Engine Box Seats, Jax (908-7328) songs crossover many genre boundaries, imbed- ‘Light Me Up’ opens with a bold guitar intro fines his own sound as “Southern rock playing in the Cornerstone The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) ded with pop sensibilities, but driven by kick-butt seguing into an infectious groove. This is Daniel’s blues medium.” So, Daniel’s influences include blues blues-rock. It has a broad appeal with an identifiable showcase song. It penetrates the listener’s con- artists and other rock icons. As in jazz, everyone has Ginuwine Performing Art Center, Jax sound, which is the holy grail of a new artist trying sciousness with gut wrenching power. a different definition of blues music. Cary Austin Sun Cruz, Jax to break into the rock jungle. Finally, ‘Mirrors’ shows off Daniel’s acoustic As a relative newcomer to the scene, it’s im- Glass Camels Ginger’s, Jax Beach On MySpace.com/danielkalishermusic, Daniel’s side with a sweet love song accented by an electric portant for Daniel and his band to improvise–jam! violin injected into the mix. That’s how they build a large vocabulary of notes Ron Rodriguez Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) Frankly, I wouldn’t necessarily call Daniel’s and ideas. In an interview with blues giant, Bob Damian Lamar Secret Garden Café, Jax presentation blues, but I would call it blues further Margolis, who played lead guitar with Muddy Waters Out of Hand Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax Beach (249-5181) out. The truth is, “all rock and pop is the blues for many years, he said he loves to jam with people dressed up,” as boogie-meister he has never met. He hosted the jams at Mojo’s Little Green Men West Inn Cantina, Jax (389-1131) stated. Some guy in the audience yelled out, “Play Kitchen after the Springing the Blues Festival’ for Will Pearsall A1A Aleworks, St. Augustine (829-2977) the blues.” Indeed, Daniel was playing the blues in three nights. “It’s the best way to expand my playing Freeze Frame Fionn Maccool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) as much as Hendrix considered himself a blues art- vocabulary and I enjoy the challenge. I always learn ist and Daniel’s sound crosses-over from blues into something new from these open jams,” he said. That Lisa & the Madhatters Reni’s Rooster, Jax (880-1111) other genres. statement is remarkable because Bob’s been touring Angie Chicago Pizza, St. Augustine Here’s the thing: How does one define blues? for 30 years. The Bo Cats Frisky Mermaid, Fernandina Beach Is it the traditional Mississippi Delta blues, Chicago Daniel Kalisher is an original artist with new (261-3300) blues, so called “modern blues,” Eric Clapton’s pop and exciting ideas. “Long may he run.” Mr. Natural Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198) De Lions of Jah Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453)

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22 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper “By all appearances, the Burns’ clan is a tight Fifth South Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) knit family that have strong values that influence your Twisted Lemon Brewsters, Jax (223-9850) songwriting. Is this a correct assumption?” I asked. “Yes, absolutely. We all live close to one another Melee Fuel, Jax (425-3835) and we talk many times a day about everything. And, 3 Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453) we get along really well. It’s a tradition in our Irish- Rip Tide w/Brian Turner Bogey Grille, Ponte Vedra Catholic upbringing to support one another. Music is (285-5524) the glue that holds us together,” Marie said. “How extensively do you tour?” I asked Albert Castiglia Frisky Mermaid, Fernandina Beach (261-3300) “We tour the entire United States for many dates a year. However, we come home in between gigs. But Captured By Robots Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) we’re on the road much of the year. When we travel, Click Click Boom Box Seats, Orange Park our other siblings pitch in to help out at home, which Jager Dave On the Rocks, Jax (685-5268) is very comforting when we’re out on the road,” Marie said. El Toro Loco West Inn Cantina, Jax (389-1131) “Clearly, your close family association has Chris Miller San Sebastian Winery, St. Augustine influenced your songwriting. In other words, your life Nate Holley Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) and music are one in the same. I hear this central theme in your music which covers the gamut of the Crystal Bessels Kickback’s, Jax (388-9551) human condition, but you deliver it with exuberant Evans, Bruce & Monarch Po Boy’s, Atlantic Beach love,” I said. (246-4121) “Yes, we live our life with joy and put our sister act Mr. Natural Creekside Dinery, St. Augustine (829-6113) experiences into our songwriting, which can be melancholy at times, but we overcome our problems Matt Collins Pauly’s Pizza, Jax (727-9101) interview with Marie Burns by singing and writing music. This has been a family tradition for as long as I can remember. The family FRIDAY-SATURDAY, APRIL 27-28 by Rick grant [email protected] would get together and we’d all gather around with and mandolins, singing with joy in our hearts. Red River Band Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-9336) WHAT: The Burns Sisters about the Burns Sisters. During our conversation, When we perform, our love of music and love of WHEN: Saturday, May 6th Marie revealed that her daughter is a Virginia Tech performing is picked up by our audiences. 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It’s more like daughter came home, but was planning to go back Yes, talking to Marie Burns was like talking to Falling Bones A1A Aleworks, St. Augustine (829-2977) a clan who give each other moral support. Their for classes on Monday, April 23rd. It’s remarkable how an old friend. Her positive vibes made my day. Don’t Big Al & the Kaholics Square One, Jax (306-9004) late father, John Burns, had an impressive career in such a senseless tragedy can affect so many people. miss the Burns Sisters, Saturday evening, May 6th, on politics as Democratic State Chairman of New York “I’ve been perusing your website and listening to the main stage at the GRFF. This is a class act. Boogie Freaks Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park State. John was also Campaign Manager for Robert your music on Rhapsody, specifically the albumOut (269-4198) Kennedy’s presidential race that tragically ended when of The Blue, which is the latest album Rhapsody has Sugar Bear Roadhouse, Orange Park (264-0611) Robert was gunned down by Sirhan Sirhan. available. Man, it’s a real up-tempo recording with a Steven Craig TNT Lounge, Middleburg The singing sisters grew up with a strong full band. The drummer is especially hot. It’s rocking sense of humanity and love of music, which has and tight. Do you always tour with a full band?” I Mid Life Crisis Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) served them well and is the foundation of their long asked. Sundance Jenkins 747 Lounge, Jax (741-4331) “Most of the time we tour with a full band. It musical career as Ithaca Records artists and touring Roger That Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax Beach (249-5181) performers. The sisters’ latest album is titled Wild depends on the gig. For small clubs we perform with Bouquet, which is their eighth studio album. Each of five pieces with a Dobro player, I play mandolin and Paul Lundgren Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach the sisters has also produced solo projects for Ithaca sing, my other two sisters sing harmony, and we have (241-7877) Records. a guitarist. That is the ensemble we are bringing down Yancy Clegg Seven Bridges, Jax (997-1999) Last Friday, I called Marie Burns to find out more to the Gamble Rogers Folk Festival,” Marie said. Tytus Hale Cliff’s, Jax (645-5162) Kymystry Cap’n Odies, Mayport (241-8848) Cornerstone Mill Top Tavern, St. Augustine (829-2329) Pili Pili Caribbee Key, Neptune Beach (270-8940)

SATURDAY, APRIL 28 Irish Festival-Flogging Molly, Rathkeltair Metro Park, Jax David Milam Bourbon Bayou, St. Augustine Kenhe The Tree Steakhouse, Atlantic Beach (241-5600) The Smokin’ Torpedoes The Frisky Mermaid, Fernandina Beach (261-3300) Chris Miller Latitudes Café, Jax Beach (247-6606) Hip Hop Hell Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488) Livid Shannon’s Irish Pub, Green Cove Springs Johnny Flood Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453) Tim Hazen High Tide Café, St. Augustine Rip Tide w/Brian Turner Conch House, St. Augustine (829-8646) JW Gilmore Pizza Garden, St. Augustine Robby Schenck Kickback’s, Jax (388-9551) De Lions of Jah Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (249-9595)

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 23 Big Engine Brewsters, Jax (223-9850) Strings of Fire Jimadores, Jax (739-5828) 2-tone torch-bearers Roadshow Killers Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) Big Leg Emma Ocean 60, Atlantic Beach (247-0060) Kings of Hell Eddie Bahamas, Jax Beach (241-3138) an offbeat conversation with the Toasters Payton Page Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) Aerial Tribe Box Seats, Jax (908-7328) by ian desousa

Baker Act Club Fusion, St. Augustine (829-8333) What: The Toasters Live those places down there. So it’s great for me Julius Airwave Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) Where: Jack Rabbits to go as a musician and be able to visit these th Mike Shakelford The Homestead, Jax Beach (249-9660) When: April 29 countries without being a tourist. That’s one of the things for me. Just to experience the fans Soul Release w/Kendra Foster Boomtown, Jax (632-0099) Still championing the roots-filled genre that down there who are so grateful that people ac- Dubwise Mango’s, Jax Beach many thought just a passing pop-fancy, and most tually go into their countries and play for them, that’s really something quite special. Crystal Stafford Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra never got at all, the Toasters are in their 26th year of delivering the prototypical American ska sound EU: As far as the new album, One Falling At Will Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850) to die-hard rude boys and girls around the world. More Bullet, that comes out on April 24th Five Star Failure House of Jam, Mandarin (262-3377) After the close of his 17-years strong label, Moon goes, this is the second album that you’ve recorded in Valencia [Spain], correct? Chuck Nash Your Place, Jax Beach (221-9994) Ska Records founder, band frontman and guitarist there’s a future for this kind of music in the states. Bucket Hingley kept the Toasters touring after all the BH: Well it’s the first full length, we’ve recorded a EU: On the last EP you put out, You’re Gonna Stu Weaver Harry’s, Jax Beach (247-8855) dub-bass rhythms had been forgotten by the charts few tracks here before, but this is the first full album. Pay, some tracks had much more of a straight up Matlock Murray Hill Theatre, Jax (388-7807) and most bands just faded away. Still touring, and We’ve got a great setup here and a really strong reggae feel than the quintessential Toasters sound, hitting Jacksonville on April 29th, The Toasters are producer, it’s a lot less expensive than spending time Freeze Frame Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453) can we expect more of that on One More Bullet? set to release their 16th CD and one of 25+ bands in a studio in Philadelphia or New York, and it’s really BH: Well you know that single, ‘You’re Gonna Pay’ Nathan Holley Bukkets, Jax Beach (246-7701) on Bucket’s second ska label, Megalith Records. EU nice here. was basically a really up-tempo track, then there’s Open Mic w/Larry Broussard St. Johns Pizza Grill, had a chance to speak with Bucket while he was put- EU: How’s your Spanish? like the ragga track, and there’s also a rocksteady Jax (287-9900) ting the finishing touches on their album in Valencia, BH: My Spanish isn’t very good but my Valencian track, old school, so it’s a bit of mix up, really, with Ron & Mary Harpoon Louie’s, Jax (389-5631) Spain, and find out what’s going on a quarter of a isn’t bad, which is the local dialect, but I can speak us touching on some different styles and having Ja- century after they began. French, German, and Italian, as well. son there with the band helping me write some tunes EU: This is your 26th year doing this now, so EU: Would you say there’s a much healthier and a bit of that. So it’s mostly an up-tempo record, SUNDAY, APRIL 29 after a quarter of a century and with more than scene in Europe, with a lot of people that are much but there are some old-school touches in there as Those Guys Sunset Grill, St. Augustine (471-5555) 4000 shows under your belt, what do you still love more excited about this style of music than here in well. about touring? What keeps you on the road? the states? EU: When you started the Toasters back in Bobby Flynn Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach BH: Well, the thing I like the most, like just on this BH: Well, I think in the states the genre has really (249-9595) 1981, did you expect you’d still be doing touring last European tour for example, is being able to go suffered from being a flavor of the week and it’s a re- and recording a quarter of a century later, not to Dan Shepherd Harpoon Louie’s, Jax (389-5631) places for the first time. We were able, on this last building process that has to happen there. We really mention running your second ? Soulo Kingfish Grill, St. Augustine (824-2111) tour, to go to Bosnia and Kosovo, Montenegro, all need to re-attract a lot of the older fans who got put BH: Well, if you’d told me any of that I’d have ex- off and bring them back into the fold, but at the same 3 Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221) pected you were mad. But that would have made you time let the kids know that there are some really great right and me crazy, so, I had no clue. It all just really Blistur Sandollar, Jax bands out there. You know, things like MySpace are happened kind of almost by accident. You know, I Ying Yang Twins Bourbon Street, Jax (641-8777) great for that because it gives people a chance to lis- never really started wanting to be a musician at all, ten for free and check it out, but there’s a lot of work Aerial Tribe Layla’s, Jax so all these kinds of serendipitous things that I guess to do there. But we live in hope, and we wouldn’t be really happen for a reason, and here we are 26 years A1A North The Hilltop, Orange Park doing it unless we had a long term approach. later. I’m just grateful to be doing something I’m pas- JW Gilmore Gypsy Cab Company, St. Augustine There’s some great bands coming through, sionate about and able to make a living out it. though, in the states, you know, like The Hi-lites, for Billy & Vinnie Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877) example, and Westbound Train that have been picked Check out the complete interview online at Boxrockers Casablanca, St. Augustine up by some major labels. That, for me, bodes really eujacksonville.com or pick up their new album during David Milam Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) well for the future, that it’s not just us seeing that their live performance at Jack Rabbits on April 29th. Dave Massey Monkey’s Uncle, Mandarin (260-1349) Spade McQuade Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) The Toasters Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) Dr. Strangelove TSI, Jax (635-3024) Nightowls The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) Lisa & the Madhatters River City Brewing Company, Jax (398-2299) Miracle of You Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488) Boxrockers Casablanca, St. Augustine Jimmy Parrish Carib Key, Jax Beach (270-8940) Slice International Conch House, St. Augustine (829-8646) Michael Funge Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (249-9595) Matanzas Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646) El Toro Loco Mark’s Downtown, Jax (355-5099) Douglas Campbell Mill Top Tavern, St. Augustine (829-2329) Sheryl Paige Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) 3rd Bass The Casbah, Jax (981-9966) Mike Fout Landshark Café, Atlantic Beach (246-6024)

24 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper you don’t even need to say…and I think that trans- Spade McQuade Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) lates into music as well.” The 7-piece band has stayed intact, with the El Toro Loco Square One, Jax (306-9004) all the original members, until this year. Earlier this Tarik Hassan Sahara Café, Jax year Matt Hensley left the band to spend more time with his son Oliver, who was only a toddler when the band started touring. Replacing him will be PJ Smith. MONDAY, APRIL 30 In a band that owes much of its success to Boxrockers Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) the politics of Ireland, it should make sense that Charlie Walker Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) Flogging Molly has become part of the rock-politics movement. They have participated in various rallies Sam Pacetti The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) and concerts of a political bent, the most notable of Out of Hand Your Place, Jax (221-9994) which was Rock Against Bush. Billy Bowers Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune “I’d always been interested in politics, but I Beach (241-8221) never really had a platform to do something like Rock Against Bush…When you’re in a band and you Sugar Bear Harmonious Monks, Mandarin (880-3040) have a name, you can spread some sort of idea, or Band of Destiny Square One, Jax (306-9004) just get people to register to vote…That’s a great Out of Hand My Place, Jax (737-5299) thing to be able to do.” Moving away from politics, I asked Casey if the Nolan Neal Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) band ever planned to launch a pirate song compila- Cary Austin Sun Cruz, Jax Beach tion CD, since a few of their songs (such as the infa- Stu Weaver Harry’s, St. Augustine (824-7765) mous ‘Salty Dog’) have a notable sea and pirate flair. Casey replied that they hadn’t but was excited about the idea and thought that it would be a “great idea to TUESDAY, MAY 1 do with a bunch of Celtic bands.” Billy & Vinnie Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Casey’s also stoked about an actual project: Beach (241-8221) flog your molly the band’s latest CD. They haven’t really started Matanzas Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646) recording it, but they have started writing it. “We’re writing our new record…[in Ireland]. Christina Wagner & Friends Mark’s Downtown, Jax celt punk comes to the Irish Fest Dave lived in Blackwater Village, which is South (355-5099) East in Ireland. We rented a house in January. We Steven James Empire Coffee, Jax were there for 3 weeks and we wrote a bunch of George Thorogood Florida Theatre, Jax by Erin thursby [email protected] new songs. We’re gonna go back in June and do the What: Flogging Molly wonderful country to tour. They really know how same thing, finish writing the new album, hopefully Gypsy Highway Duo Copelands, Jax th When: April 28 @ 9pm to take care of you and the fans are really, really record it by the end of the year.” Will Pearsall The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) Where: Irish Festival, Jacksonville Fairgrounds receptive…You wanna hear something incredible? Catch Flogging Molly at the Irish Festival on Dave Massey Kickback’s, Jax (388-9551) So, we’re over in …I’m rifling through this CD April 28th at the Jacksonville Fairgrounds. It certainly doesn’t feel like it’s been 10 years shop and I come across this compilation…I open it Souls of Mischief Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488) since Flogging Molly threaded into the Celtic-punk up and it’s all Japanese Celtic rock bands.” Those Guys Hurricane Patty’s, St. Augustine (827-1822) scene, but it’s true. Since ’97, the band had been Casey looks back at the band’s 10-year career, Sean Tarleton Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) singing edgy Irish tunes with a punk sensibility, which seemed to have passed quickly for him and becoming a sort of leader in the genre. Their fans the other members. All of that experience, whether Ron Perry Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) are loyal and Molly tends to play to packed houses on the road or recording, has shaped the band. Bill Rice Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) wherever they go. “I don’t know a lot of bands that stick around, Out of Hand Palace Saloon, Fernandina Beach And they go everywhere, including Japan and make records and tour after 10 years. Thinking , which they’ve just come back from tour- about it, I consider it to be a major accomplish- Fishbone Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) ing. According to band member and electric guitar ment…I think we’ve all become better musicians. I Mike Miller Band St. Nick’s Lounge, Jax strummer Dennis Casey, there’s a surprisingly large think we’ve all become closer as people, so I think Jimmy Solari My Place, Jax (737-5299) market for Celtic rock in Japan. the music reflects that…When you hang around “We had a great time over there. Japan is a somebody for 10 years—there’s just some things Seth Ramsdill Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) El Toro Loco Square One, Jax (306-9004)

TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY, MAY 1-2 Gene Nordan Mackenzie’s, Ponte Vedra (543-9143)

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Cloud 9 Latitudes Café, Atlantic Beach (247-6606) Rip Tide w/Brian Turner Eddie Bahamas, Jax Beach (241-3138) Mr. Beam Casa Marina, Jax Beach (270-0025) Rebecca Zapen Casbah’s, Jax Dave Massey My Place, Jax (737-5299) Soulo w/Deron Baker Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra Dead Legs Yesterday’s, Jax (387-0502) Glass Camels The Homestead, Jax Beach Wes Cobb Band Square One, Jax (306-9004) Crystal Stafford, Aerial Tribe Starlite Café, Jax (356-4444) Steel Pulse Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) Rid Tide w/Brian Turner Eddie Bahamas, Jax Beach (241-3138)

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 25 Conrad Oberg London Bridge, Jax (359-0001) Lisa & the Madhatters Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) still bad to the bone Stu Weaver The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) Eric Dawkins Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) interview with George Thorogood The Mike Miller Band St. Nick’s Lounge, Jax (396-3396) El Toro Loco Aromas, Ponte Vedra (280-2525) by Rick grant [email protected] Chuck Nash Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune What: George Thorogood Live You know I’ve always considered you a Beach (241-8221) Where: Florida Theatre blues artist. But then you had those big hits Pili Pili Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) When: MAY 1, 2007 back in the 1980s, which got you airplay, Dave Massey My Place Bar & Grill, Jax (737-5299) Over his thirty years on the road, the rocking moved you up into another category, and bluesman George Thorogood has staked out a claim got you name recognition – how do you see as the king of blues-rock. Yes, George defies catego- yourself? UPCOMING CONCERTS rization after having many top-ten hits and string of GT: I have no category. I’ve been rejected by platinum-selling albums. George’s latest album, The every category known to American culture. Break! The Urban Funk Spectacular May 3, Florida Hard Stuff, was released last year. I’m too rock to be blues and too blues to be Theatre, 355-2787 As a tribute to George’s longevity in a viciously rock. I don’t get much recognition being a Guitar Shorty May 3, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 competitive business, his greatest hits compilation blues artist. I’m off on my own thing. I do CD, George Thorogood: 30 Years of Rock, was make a living, and there is not a club owner or a fusion of Fogerty and the old Gene Vincent fifties Stephen Stills May 4, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 recently certified gold and named the Top Blues Al- promoter who wouldn’t want to walk with me. I have thing. To me blues and rock are kissing cousins. Dickey Betts & Great Southern May 4, Freebird Live, 246-2473 bum of both 2005 and 2006 by Billboard Magazine, a strong fan base, and I have a longer career life GT: When people ask me what type of music I play, I which also crowned George and his band the Top expectancy than the young rockers. say American music. I’m a boogie-woogie guy with Gamble Rogers Folk Festival May 4-6, St. Augustine Blues Artist of 2005. Amphitheatre, 208-5210 EU: You can also keep working up until your a blues base. Everything I play ends up as rock due All this recognition as a blues artist is old age, like Pine Top Perkins. He is 94 years old to me and my band’s energy on stage. What would Chuck Leob May 5, Wyndham Riverwalk, 1-866-468-7630 great, but curiously, George considers himself an and he’s still gigging. you call Jimi Hendrix’s music? Here again, the artist Daughtry May 5, Freebird Live, 246-2473 anomaly–an artist who draws an eclectic group of GT: Well you have to understand something, that in has defined himself, just as I define myself. It’s the fans from rockers to blues lovers. In other words, blues and jazz, one can keep working into one’s old George Thorogood brand that people expect when Patty Larkin May 6, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311 George doesn’t see himself in any category. To get age. Those genres allow many people to become they come to my shows. Chicago May 6, Times Union Ctr, 633-6110 the skinny on George’s latest work out on the road, I icons. I would hope that I can continue as long as EU: While I was listening to your latest al- talked to him via telephone last Thursday to pump up I feel like it. But it’s not the same outlook for my bum, on one of the cuts, I’ve Got My Eyes on You, Todd Rundgren May 6, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 the volume for his Florida Theater show on May 1, particular niche in the biz. When I play live or record, it sounded like the old Gene Vincent sound, but Godsmack May 8, Times Union Center, 353-3309. 2007. We had a funny and lively conversation. the music comes out as rock’n’roll with a blues feel. distilled by your sound. I think your ballsy guitar The Greyboy Allstars May 8, Freebird Live, 246-2473 “Is this Magazine?” George joked I have a certain brand of rock. sound is so out front it gives your music a rough “Yeah, sort of–Rolling Stone South–y’all.” EU: Yeah, I understand. I listen to your music edge which transcends the old sound and makes it Mono May 8, TSI, 424-3531 and it falls under the category, in my mind, as your own. Owen, John Ralston May 9, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311 EU: I was digging your album The Hard Stuff. blues–but separate, like John Fogerty. I see you as GT: We’ve played a lot of places that standard blues bands can’t get into. And conversely, we can’t get The Duhks May 9, Freebird Live, 246-2473 into the bigger arenas. Eric Clapton couldn’t play the Billy Bacon & The Forbidden Pigs May 10, Jack House of Blues–he’s just too big. But it’s perfect for Rabbits, 398-7496 us, or 2,000 seaters like your Florida Theater. So we Otil and the Peace Makers May 11, Café Eleven, 469-9311 have a niche that keeps us on the road and selling albums. Those hits like Bad to The Bone are funky May 12, Freebird Live, 246-2473 boogies, and that is where we shine. Shin Do Kumate XII May 12, Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3900 George is in California working on his first acoustic album between tours. The new album is Ours with April Bauer May 12, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 slated for release next year. George rolls into the Underoath and Norma Jean May 13, Plush, 743-1845 Florida Theatre on May 1 to treat Jacksonville to one As Cities Burn May 16, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Kingspade May 21, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 hellogoodbye May 23, Fuel Coffeehouse Pato Banton May 27, Freebird Live, 246-2473 Gary Allan May 27, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Jonny Lang May 30, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Charlie Louvin May 31, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311 Kathleen Madigan June 1, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Tool June 2 , Jacksonville Arena, 353-3309 The Audition June 6, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Pierce Pettis June 17, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311 Steve Miller Band June 21, Florida Theatrre, 355-2787 Railroad Earth June 21, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Brian Regan June 24, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Drop Dead Gorgeous June 27, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Street Dogs June 28, Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Morrissey July 17, Morocco Shrine Auditorium, 353-3309 Tim McGraw and Faith Hill July 22, Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3900 The Fab Four July 31, Florida Theatre, 355-2787

26 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper the time the rim shots come in, you’re hooked into the fate of this desolated character “lost on land and in space.” The Cadets attack the encroaching loneliness by banding together, adding individual voices until the melancholy is defeated. I think it’s their best song, not only for the heartbreaking lyrics, but also for its perfectly matched instrumentation—echoing, beautiful, and vulnerable. What’s really nice about this album is that it does allow itself to be vulnerable. In doing so, it cre- ates a strong aesthetic—one that seems almost anachronous in its innocence and hope. They implore a loved one to “take solace in his fortress of friends,” they wish to “wake up shoulder to shoulder, head to head,” they beg “wait up friends, aww wait up friends.” The charming sincerity is what most draws in the listener—the loneliness, the companionship, the voices in unison singing about a common experi- ence. In trying to characterize this album, of course I must note that the musicianship and lyrics are driving forces, but the presiding factor seems to be the earnestness; it comes through in both the perfections and imperfections of the songs, the coughs, the sighs, the cracks and pops, as well as the intricate, layered sounds and carefully wrought melodies and lyrics. It’s no small matter that Chuck, Chad, Cash, and Isaac are superior musicians, and their varied talents create a potent combination that accounts for musical shifts that can go from minimal and JACKSONVILLE acoustic to electric melody to surf rock. Somehow these disparate styles work for The Cadets—they don’t come across as a group that’s not yet con- fident with its own sound. Instead, the variety of songs found on the album seems to indicate a help wanted. group of musicians willing to take the risk of be- we are seeking a professional, enthusiastic person ing both individuals and a group, which means to represent the area’s leading weekly entertainment Chuck’s crazy (in a good way) guitar and Chad’s publication. this is an exciting oppurtunity to deal carefully metered bass and keyboard parts can go directly with leading entertainment venues hand in hand—likewise, Cash’s spastic, energetic and businesses and to promote exciting geek chic is the way of drumming and Isaac’s technically adept guitar new movie premiers. playing somehow seamlessly fit together. For evi- dence, see ‘Gainesville as Rarefactions,’ ‘The Ides of April,’ ‘Pax Cadetia,’ and of course, ‘Cowford sales experience is preferred, – Promised Prince.’ There are horns and organs enthusiasm necessary. the future and strings and surf guitars and bagpipes and cheesy keyboards. It works, and what’s more, the (904) 730-3003 · exuberance is catching. a locally and family owned business for over 25 years. The Cadets album review by amy moore When the opening sounds of The Cadets’ On the Death of Science as a Major World Religion filter through to a listener’s ears, it seems significant that no song comes bursting forth fully formed. Instead, there’s a slight shuffling sound. No, to be exact, not a shuffling; it’s more a preparatory shift of…what? A floor creaking, maybe, perhaps a guitar strap being adjusted, maybe drum sticks clasped in anticipa- tion. The point is that the sound, while unrecognizable, is somehow familiar. It’s familiar because it makes you (the listener) picture the studio, or more likely, the converted bedroom, and you feel sort of comforted that this band is just like you in a way: sitting in a room, waiting for the start of something, perhaps accidentally mak- ing an unexpected sound. It’s the imperfection that’s so attractive—it seems to inject a humanity into the recording that isn’t always present in the polished, clean, and sterile end-prod- ucts that can make you feel so impossibly distant from your usual icons. Still, there is some- thing distant about this album. But it’s the kind of distance you feel when you come across a thrift store audiotape of a static-y, unknown voice or an old, yellowed photograph with an earnest stranger peering out. It’s a distance that somehow makes you feel as though you’re peeking into a far away, but intimate moment—a distance that makes you feel secretly close to someone far away. These songs are strange and elusive—they were recorded in a bathysphere, they belong to an ancient scientific archive, they’re what you found when you switched to an unknown channel on your childhood walkie-talkie, they’re the soundtrack in a planetarium, they’re the note you found in the back of a school library book. The Cadets’ songs appear as secret transmissions suspended in time, waiting for the observant investigator to dis- cover. In the song ‘Cowford – Promised Prince,’ the vocals swell and break in a way that is unique to the Cadets’ singer Chuck Smyth. While the lyrics bemoan the overwhelming loneliness of being abroad and alone, underneath, the music slowly grows from forlorn, intimate, and acoustic to an expansive produc- tion with otherworldly feedback, electric melodies, and even horns. The drums creep in bit by bit, and by

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 27 a local Joe Gaskin gets a larger audience

by morgan henley Joe Gaskin is like a local Ben Harper who broccoli before a . But unusual lineups likes to ride his bike everywhere he goes. He’s are something he is accustomed to. Just last week got a bluesy-rock acoustic type of sound that has he shared Boomtown’s stage with a belly dancing flowingly poetic lyrics. Opening for hip-hop artist convention. Common and the punk-ska band at For Gaskin, playing at UNF was quite strange, the UNF Arena this past Saturday, this was Gaskin’s since he’s usually the attendee at such a show. He biggest performance yet. Normally performing in says he’s probably been to every show there for the small local joints with his bass player Garnet Tipton past two years and notes that Flogging Molly was and drummer Nate “Cool Beans” Stokes, Gaskin is among his favorites. Being a UNF student gives him a budding new artist Jacksonville should lend an ear an appeal that many of the local artists lack: the to. college outlook. “This is the scenario: Take Chaka Khan, Prince That’s the thing about the Jacksonville music and the Revolution, Robert Johnson, the Roots scene; it’s got a little bit of everything. Gaskin is meets Mars Volta equals Joe Gaskin,” explained nice for the coffeehouse set, those looking for some Gaskin on his music. nice tunes to listen to while reading the newspaper “I’ve always been able to walk to Five Points,” and slowly sipping on a cappuccino. The talent he notes. Gaskin grew up in Riverside and graduated accompanying Gaskin’s performance makes from Lee High School. Voted “Most Likely to him more than a Ben Harper rip-off. Performing Succeed,” he has always been recognized for his great original songs, such as ‘Dreams,’ provides talent. He was previously performing alone until he something that you definitely won’t see anywhere met his bass player Tipton, formerly with the band else. Allele and Fatimerica, and drummer Nathaniel “Cool “A good song is a good story. Music is a great Beans” Stokes. way to tell a story, if we did that, then we did our You can normally find Gaskin playing in job,” said Gaskin. numerous local venues from Jack Rabbits to Inertia, The lyrics of Gaskin’s music are poetic, but not so playing before Common and Less Than Jake like spoken word, so they don’t sound like hip-hop. was a change. Although an awkward mix of styles, with Common’s R&B/hip-hop sound and Less Than Gaskin’s next performance will be the Florida Music Jake’s mosh-pit, “let’s party” attitude, Gaskin’s Festival, on May 17th at The Vintage in Orlando. chilled out, soulful vibe was a stark contrast. He Check him out at myspace.com/joegaskin to hear is the type of musician that eats tabbouleh and some of his music first-hand.

28 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper we are the people album review

Artist: Guitar Shorty Title: We the People Release Date: 08.15.06 Label: Alligator Records Kick it back with some tight and skillful blues when you listen to Guitar Shorty’s newest album, We the People. Or you could listen to the man himself at Jack Rabbits on May 3rd. Even if you see him live, you’ll probably want to take away some of that blues for those lonely evenings and long road trips. Shorty’s albums have been few, but they’re worth the purchase price for an intense, rough-edged serving of the blues. Soaring guitars rock this CD in a way that makes it easy to understand why Jimi Hendrix used to sneak off-base when he was in the military, just to hear Guitar Shorty. The lyrics in most of the songs concern some bad woman who has done the singer wrong. It’s not incredibly original or inspiring, but the passion and skill behind the music makes you overlook the lyrics. He’s a tad over-the-top, singing, “I got your number and it’s 666” about a woman who apparently didn’t deserve his affections, but it’s some damn hot smoking blues, even if it isn’t restrained. “Who Needs a Woman Like You?” Shorty asks, later in the album, after recounting the lady’s cheating ways. Shorty answers “I tell you I do” with almost a quiet shame in some places. You can’t help but feel the man’s blues. But he isn’t always banking on women to provide him with blues topics. ‘Blues in My Blood’ recounts Shorty’s life in the blues with a throbbing bass-line. ‘Cost of Livin’’ and ‘We the People’ turn towards politics and poverty as blues-worthy subjects. Tell you what, if you want to know what the blues can really do, from those slow soulful tunes to those on the rockin’ edge, it’s time to pick up this album and give it a listen. - by erin thursby Guitar Shorty will be performing at Jack Rabbits here in Jacksonville on May 3rd. still stuck in your throat album review

Artist: Fishbone Title: Still Stuck in Your Throat Release Date: 10.30.07 Label: Discograph

As their first album of new material in more than 6 years, Fishbone’s Still Stuck In Your Throat once again delivers a multifarious sound that bounces around genres with as much energy as the band’s legendary live performances. From speedy, heavy metal hardcore tracks like ‘Let Dem Ho’s Fight’ to the up-beat, ska- flavored plea for peace and less violence, ‘Party with Saddam’ to the 9-minute funky, soulful rock track, ‘We Just Lose Our Minds,’ this album stays in your face from beginning to end. If the P-Funk Allstars were punks, Fishbone’s sound would be their funk. Most of this album is a blazing cacophony of horns, drums, and distortion with some ruff-neck reggae and off-beat breaks peppered throughout. Though the straight ska sounds of past hits like ‘’ and ‘Ugly’ aren’t here, the band’s flare for fusing funk, punk, reggae, ska, heavy metal, and a dash of soul into a sound all their own has never been stronger. If you’re already a Fishbone fan, this album fits as the next step in their growing catalog. If you’re not, it’s doubtful this recording will do anything to change your mind. That being said, the musicianship and production are solid (the brass section is especially tight) throughout all of the frenzied deliveries. The new 7-member line up includes both founding members, and Norwood Fisher, as well as guitarist (). Fishbone’s 5-week national tour finds them hitting Freebird Live on 5/01 with another vivacious show that promises to be a furious rock n’ roll ruckus. - by ian desousa Guitar Shorty will be performing at Freebird here in Jacksonville on May 1st.

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 29 Sharon Westbrook st. johns town center spring fine arts show a preview by donald dusinberre [email protected] On Saturday and Sunday April 28th and 29th, Even if you’re not really into the whole art the St. Johns Town Center Mall will be the site of thing, the show will also include a variety of special the St. Johns Town Center Spring Fine Arts Show. features that will please just about anyone. Check With premium retail establishments and picturesque out the music of the Crystal Stafford Experience grounds, the Town Center Mall is a great place for or enjoy street performances by Dallas Saupe the whole family to see the work of Jacksonville’s throughout the day. For the kids, the Jax4kids.com finest artists. Kids Play Land will be helping kids with make-and- Coordinated by j & Co. Events, the show will take crafts (sponsored by JoAnn Fabric). The Jack- feature multiple works from more than 80 artists sonville Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA) will who specialize in all forms of art, including paint- also be coordinating a variety of art activities. ing, pottery, photography, glass, and jewelry. This Free and open to everyone, don’t miss this is the first year for the Spring Art Show at the opportunity to shop for shoes and art at the same Town Center Mall, so come out and support our time. Enjoy a family outing that is certain to enrich local artists. Whether you buy a piece of art or not, and entertain. Artist works will be on display and your presence at the show will help our city’s arts available for purchase from 10 am to 5 pm on Sat- movement continue to grow ever stronger. urday and Sunday.

Here is a partial list of artists who will be displaying their work at this weekend’s show: Heather Blanton - Photography Amy Stump - Pen and Ink Conny Dempsey - Photography Tom Farrell - Acrylic Mike Styga - Wood James Stanford - Glass Sandy Walker - Jewelry Bellamy Murphy - Acrylics Kelly Warren - Jewelry Emory McLaughlin - Photography

30 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper The first act is somewhat dreary, but it is sup- posed to be. All the action takes place in front of a black curtain, with three sets of tables and chairs culture & arts spaced across the stage as the plot for the trip APRIL unfolds. We hear the rain, we see the lightning, and yes, going to sunny Italy sounded good to me. 26 Coctails & Creative AIGA Buffalo’s, Jax The curtain rises on act II as the ladies have 26 Eleanor Roosevelt-Social, Reception & Performance arrived for their adventure. Scenic Designer Kelly Riverside Club, St. Augustine Wagoner’s gorgeous, flower-laden garden and 26 First Coast Forum: A Taxing Situation WJCT, Jax impressive castle received rousing applause from 26-27 Murray Bros. Caddyshack Charity Golf Tournament World the audience. Technical Director/ Lighting Designer Golf Village, St. Augustine Jeff Wagoner’s wonderful lighting makes us feel the 26-28 “As Bees In Honey Drown” Players By the Sea, Jax Beach warmth of the Italian sun and the romantic atmo- sphere of an Italian evening. 26-28 Simply Sinatra-JSO Performing Arts Center, Jax Costume/hair designer Tracy Olin’s costumes 26-29 FCCJ Artist Series-Shields & Yarnell FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax enhance this visual feast. In Act I, the apparel is 26-30 Celebrating Black History Exhibition MOSH, Jax certainly the l920s era, but the clothing is dark and dreary, reflecting the feelings after the war. In Act II, 26-30 Swarmy Weather Art by Attaboy & Annie Owens The Gallery at Screen Arts, St. Augustine the colors and styles are as bright and breezy as the garden colors that are everywhere. 26-MAY 5 “Enchanted April” Theatre Jacksonville, Jax Enchanted April not only has great roles for 26-MAY 6 Exhibit: The 23rd Psalm Ponte Vedra Presbyterian women, but the supporting male roles are interest- Church, Ponte Vedra ing. Jefferson Baker is the handsome and hospitable 26-MAY 11 Exhibit: Painter Laura Lacambra Shubert Stellers Antony Wilding, the owner of this charming castle. Gallery, Neptune Beach Roger Lowe as Rose’s philandering husband Fred- 26-MAY 17 Youth Drama Classes ABET, Atlantic Beach rick, has cornered the market on roguish parts in this area, but he does them oh-so-well and proves 26-MAY 19 “Final Reunion” Dave & Busters, Jax it in this play. Daniel Owen Dungan turns in a fine 26-MAY 24 Planetarium Programs MOSH, Jax performance as Lotty’s cold and clueless husband, 26-MAY 26 Exhibition: Jo Sinclair’s “Twilight Passage” Cultural Mellersh. To Mr. Dungan belongs the funniest scene Center, Ponte Vedra Beach Cathy O’Brien (Rose), Staci Cobb (Lady Caroline), and Alexis Robbins (Lotty) in the show, when he arrives on the terrace dressed 27 Learn to Compose Classical Music Barnes & Noble/San Jose, Jax in a bath towel and tries desperately to avoid total nudity! He will want to videotape this to show his 27 Student Spring Concert DASOTA, Jax grandchildren someday. 27 An Evening For Jazz Piano UNF Fine Art Center, Jax To single out the performance of any of the 27-28 “Majigeen” 122 Ocean, Jax enchanted april four leading ladies, Alexis Robbins, Cathy O’Brien, 27-29 Shields & Yarnell-The Reunion Farewell Tour FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax Staci Cobb or Harolyn Sharpe, would be unfair. The Theatre Jacksonville review four are a marvelous and terrific ensemble, each 27-29 International Gem & Jewelry Show Prime Osborn Center, Jax giving their individual characters special personali- 27-29 Comedian Lavelle Crawford Comedy Zone, Mandarin by dick kerekes [email protected] ties personified by delectable acting. You will be 27-AUG. 26 Impermanence: Recent Works By Andres Michelena MOCA, Jax mesmerized as they interact and their stories unfold. Theatre Jacksonville opened the fourth produc- he chooses the material he directs carefully. I don’t I cannot tell you how refreshing it was to sit 28 Dixie Plantation All Breed Horse Show Equestrian Center, Jax tion of its 87th season last weekend, with Matthew recall him ever directing a dud, and he certainly has through a two-hour play without being assaulted by 28 Beaches Sandcastle Contest Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach Barber’s Enchanted April. Let me say from the start, a winner with this one. four letter words, to have my heart strings plucked 28 Any Way You Can 5K Race OakLeaf Village, Orange Park it is a wonderful romantic comedy and definitely a The plot is simple. Lotty (Alexis Robbins) is a and to believe once again there is still a place for 28 Junior Ranger Day , Jax must-see for 2007. London housewife who is tired of England’s lousy some old-fashioned romance. I did not know anything about this play before weather, weary of the sorrow and sacrifices of World Thanks again, Michael Lipp, for your magnifi- 28 Community Picnic Benefitting Riverkeeper Memorial Park, Jax I saw it and I approached opening night with some War 1, and weary as well of her stuffy husband. cent direction and wonderful cast. 28 Book Signing-Ida Jack Barnes & Noble/San Jose, Jax She spies an advertisement in the paper for a month apprehension. Was I going to find a story about four I especially loved the music you selected for 28-29 St. Johns Town Center Spring Fine Art Show St. Johns British women going for a month long holiday in Italy lease on a castle in Italy. She uses her small savings the Act II scene changes. Using Dean Martin’s song Town Center, Jax a big bore? The play had impressive credentials, for the lease and then finds three other women to ‘That’s Amore’ for the curtain call was truly inspired 28-29 R.A.P Tour of Homes Historic Downtown, Riverside though, so I figured it was worth a try. share the experience and cost. and the audience left in high spirits. Yes, it was cer- First it was adapted by Mr. Barber from a l922 The three unlikely colleagues are: Lady Caroline tainly paradiso! 28-29 National Dance Week Jax Landing, Jax novel by Elizabeth von Armin, and the book is still in (Staci Cobb) an attractive, cognac swigging aristo- You have until May 5 to become enchanted and 28-MAY 6 Educator Appreciation Week Barnes & Noble/San Jose, Jax crat, Mrs. Graves (Harolyn Sharpe) a domineering, print! There was a l992 film version that had great charmed. It doesn’t happen often in this day and 29 An Evening of Taste Benefitting Children’s Home Society reviews, but I have never seen it. Barber’s 2003 play straitlaced and lonely old lady, and Rose (Cathy age, so don’t miss production. The Harold K. Smith Matthew’s, Jax won three Best Play awards and was nominated for O’Brien), devout, delicate and dedicated to her liber- Playhouse is located at 2032 San Marco, call 396- 29 Beaches Parade Downtown, Jax Beach a Tony. The most convincing reason to see the play tine husband (Roger Lowe). 4425 for reservations. was because of the director, Michael Lipp. Over the 29 Jacksonville Children’s Chorus Spring Concert Performing past 20 years, Mr. Lipp has directed many plays, and Arts Center, Jax 29 Theatre, Comedy Performer Bobby Norfolk Main Library, Jax 29 NFDA Schooling Show Equestrian Center, Jax 30 DePaul School Golf Marathon & Auction South Hampton Golf Club, Jax 30 Kids For Kids Concert-Jax Symphony Youth Orchestra Performing Arts Center, Jax 30 PAWS to Read With Molly Barnes & Noble/San Jose, Jax

MAY 3 FCCJ Small & Emerging Business Training & Development Program FCCJ North Campus, Jax 3 Book Signing-Margaret Hoffman Barnes & Noble, Mandarin 3 2nd Annual Richard J. McKillop Golf Tournament St. Johns Golf & Country Club, St. Augustine 4 50th Anniversary of The Cat in the Hat R. Roberts Gallery, Jax 4 Moonlight Movies Series-Endless Summer II Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 31 4-5 Barbershop Harmony Society Spring Convention Performing right down to the SS uniforms. Arts Center, Jax In some productions of this play the 20 musical selections specified by the playwright are just played 4-6 Springfield Heritage: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow Historic Springfield, Jax instrumentally, but Director McCulough had all of his good actors singing at various times. 4-6 Eddie Carroll as Jack Benny FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax The major supporting roles were well cast, 4-29 “GI Jukebox” ABET Adele Grage Center, Atlantic Beach in some cases a bit young for the role, but I had 5 Lesbians of Laughter Tour Riverside House, Jax to remember this is a college production. I was FCCJ Dramaworks review impressed by David Farrington as Maurice, Halder’s 5 Auditions: “Oklahoma!” YBAG Fletcher High School, Neptune Beach Jewish friend, Kasi Walters as Halder’s wife Helen, 5 Hope by Design Fashion show Benefitting CHS Main Library, Jax by dick kerekes [email protected] Mary Cumpton as Halder’s blind mother and Chelsa 5 Author Signing: Cheryl Norman Inn on Charlotte, St. Augustine The drama department at Florida Community Since this is an after the fact review, I will not Donovan. Zdravko Rozic was convincing as the SS 5 Clean Air Day MOSH, Jax College, South Campus, under the direction of Pro- go further into the plot. The history of Nazi Major (Freddie) who thinks nothing about killing fessor of Theatre, Ken McCulough, has done many and the holocaust has been the subject of many , but worries that he can’t get his wife pregnant 5 Open House Catty Shack Ranch Wildlife Sanctuary, Jax cutting edge plays over the years such as Blood books and movies and, though it happened 60 years as prescribed by the party line. 5 If you give a Mouse A Cookie Barnes & Noble, Mandarin Brothers and The Laramie Project. None have been ago, writers and filmmakers are still exploring it. Justin Reynolds appeared only in Act I as Hitler, 6 Tom Coughlin Jay Fund Silent Auction & Dinner Ponte Vedra as provocative and contentious as last weekend’s (Good-it is being made into a movie for release in portraying him part of the time as Charlie Chaplin. Inn, Ponte Vedra production of Good. 2008.) If you are a student of this period you will recognize 7 Storytime Fancy Nancy Barnes & Noble, Mandarin This play debuted in l982, and was written by This two-act play is set in the mind of John the names of other Nazis like Eichmann played by the late C.P. Taylor, a Jew who lived in England dur- Halder and a series of many scenes that are con- Robert Thames, and Philip Bouller played by Kevin 7 Tom Coughlin Jay Fund Celebrity Golf Classic Marsh Landing ing WWII. nected by the music in his head, which is sung Gilbert. Others in the cast were, Dee Riche, Lexie Country Club, Ponte Vedra The title refers to the main character, Profes- by the cast. How an entire population and certain Murray, Meghan Haines, Matt Mercurio and Cory 8 Short Story Writers Group Barnes & Noble, Mandarin sor Halder, who was considered a good family man, individuals can be swept up into an idea or ideology Chance. 8 Decorative Artists of Jacksonville Meeting Riverside Avenue a good German and a good teacher that is until he is the thrust of the play, and I think it effectively pur- In the leading role of Professor John Halder Christian Church, Jax came to the attention of the Nazi party because he sued this topic. was David Mechoso, in a tour de force performance. 10 Sha Na Na Performing Arts Center, Jax wrote a pro-euthanasia novel. He gets involved in the The play was presented in FCCJ’s black box He was on the stage the entire 2 l/2 hours of the play Nazi cause, even becoming an SS officer and assist- theatre, with seating on three sides and the stage and probably had 70% of the lines. I cannot imagine 10 FCCJ Small & Emerging Business Training & Development Program FCCJ North Campus, Jax ing the infamous Adolph Eichmann at the Auschwitz bare except for chairs that were brought on and off anyone doing this role any better. Mechoso was death camp. by the actors. The costumes reflected the period mesmerizing as he moved around the stage, never 11 Public Camp In MOSH, Jax missing a line or a cue and holding us on the edge 12 Author Dr. Joye Jeffries Pugh Barnes & Noble, Mandarin of our seats until his final downfall, as the prisoners 12 Author Dr. Carolyn Williams Barnes & Noble/Atlantic, Jax from the bungalow of Myra Schick band at Auschwitz played at the final curtain. This play asked an important question for the 12 14th Annual Dine on the Wild Side To Benefit HAWKE The by Erin thursby [email protected] Alligator Farm, St. Augustine audience and for me. How would I have reacted if Local artist Myra Schick first discovered the piece…and re- my career, my wife, my children were in jeopardy if 12 Auditions Jax Symphony Chorus 10am JU Phillips Fine Arts, Jax joy of working with ceramics about forty years ago. pair it by putting I did not tow the line and accept the Nazi ideology? 12 Shin Do Kumate XII Fighting Event Memorial Arena, Jax She taught elementary school art and says she felt just a little bit of The play only ran for one weekend, but watch for the 12-13 Spring Into Bloom The Zoo, Jax she “had to try something different.” She found a the wet clay in movie due to be released in 2008. Thanks Drama- Works for an insightful evening of theatre. 12-13 9th Annual San Sebastian Winery Fine Art & Jazz Show book on ceramics, read it and decided to do it. “The between.” San Sebastian Winery, St. Augustine kids and I started together, only I got hooked.” She’s espe- To make the busts she’s most known for, she cially also known 13 JSO Mother’s Day Concert Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach uses a slab that she shapes over a form. From that for her beautiful 14 Arthritis Foundation Lunch & Lecture Carrabba’s Italian Grill, Jax basic template she hand shapes the face and uses high-gloss ce- 14 Storytime Chicka Chicka Boom Boom Barnes & Noble, Mandarin coiling and impression for texture. The impressions ramic leaf bowls. 15 Tale Tellers of St. Augustine Theatre of the Mind Limelight are made by interesting objects such as a broken The intricate leaf Theatre, St. Augustine tiara, discarded netting from an onion bag, burlap, patterns are actu- an Indian fabric stamp, and a plastic doily. Schick ally transferred 15-20 Mamma Mia! Performing Arts Center, Jax always keeps an eye out for patterns and ‘found’ from real leaves. 16 FCCJ Small & Emerging Business Training & Development materials (particularly antiques) that she can use in These plates are Program FCCJ North Campus, Jax her art: “I’m always looking for what I call ‘jumping rich with fascinating details, like the veining and 16 Laugh For the Cure Comedy Zone, Mandarin off places’--an idea that I can take and run with…” sub-veining of the leaves, leaf fuzz and a few edges 17-AUG. 12 Rather Strange Developments-Picasso, Kandinsky Schick also makes her own impression patterns by where insects have taken a nibble. Some of leaves & Mondrian Cummer Museum, Jax cutting patterns into wooden rounds and ceramic are huge, as big as a large platter. When asked 18 Moonlight Movies Series-Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Sea Walk rounds (also called rondos). She then uses the pat- where she finds the leaves she says cannily “Now Pavilion, Jax Beach terns by rolling the rounds over the wet clay. that’s a secret…” but does admit that the leaves do She currently uses 23% paper pulp clay, a come from the Jacksonville area. 18 Exhibit: Enrique Mora Stellers Gallery, Neptune Beach clay so versatile and easy to work with that Schick To find some of Myra Schick’s art and ceram- 19 Open House Catty Shack Ranch Wildlife Sanctuary, Jax says she wishes she had it when she first started ics go to Bungalow Artworks at 2782 Park Street. 19 Junkanoo Island Festival-Music, Food, Parade The Plaza, teaching. “Nothing blows, nothing breaks [in the You can contact her to commission work at myra- St. Augustine kiln]…and you can take an already fired broken [email protected] or (904) 387- 8797. 19 8th Annual riding Into History-Motorcycle Event , St. Augustine 19 Riding Into History: Motorcycle Concours d’Elegance World Golf Village, St. Augustine 20 Auditions: FCCJ Summer Musical Theatre Experience 2pm Wilson Center, Jax 20-26 Carl Linnaeus’ 300th Birthday Celebration MOSH, Jax 22 Auditions: FCCJ Summer Musical Theatre Experience 6pm Wilson Center, Jax 23 FCCJ Small & Emerging Business Training & Development Program FCCJ North Campus, Jax 25 Moonlight Movies Series-Ghostbusters Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach 26 Author Carrol Wolverton Barnes & Noble, Mandarin 26-OCT. 14 Dinosaurs & Ice Age Mammals MOSH, Jax 31 FCCJ Small & Emerging Business Training & Development Program FCCJ North Campus, Jax

32 april 26-may 2, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper THE JOCK by tom weppel uars will take a Safety, a re- ceiver, a QB, and a few others to bring in to fill their roster. One thing I want to mention when watching this Draft, and that is that not all first-rounders become starters in the NFL. There are plenty of late-round choices that be- come superstars. Even looking at the Jaguars roster, of the 69 Random thoughts from a cluttered mind... players on the current roster, only eleven were first-round choices, and seven This weekend the NFL Draft will be held in were seventh-rounders. . This has turned into an event which Meanwhile, its still fairly shocking to me how has grown tremendously over the years in so many we have seen immense interest in JaMarcus Rus- ways. A lot of it comes simply from the intrigue in sell and Brady Quinn, yet we haven’t heard a damn wondering who might get drafted by which team, peep about anyone thinking about drafting Heisman and why. Also, it comes down to who might become Trophy winner Troy Smith! Hello? How could a guy a ‘sleeper’ pick, and who might make a trade. It’s who just received the highest honor in all of col- like watching the stock market, which works like this lege football, leading his team to the BCS National each and every day, except here, we’re dealing with Championship game, not even be thought of as a PEOPLE as the commodities! First Round pick? Yet we are seeing so much about From their 8-8 closing record last season, Russell going #1. To me, it’s simply amazing. Troy the JAGUARS hold the 17th overall selection in the Smith will get drafted somewhere, somehow, and I’ll First Round. That means they will be sitting around be extremely interested to see how his NFL career for most of the day, watching to see who chooses unfolds. whom, while also possibly talking with a number of teams about possible deals and trades. That means NBA PLAYOFFS there could be some veteran players out there the The Lakers seem to be realizing that one super- Jags want. It also means the Jags have a player star cannot win a championship for an entire team. or two they might be willing to let go, for the right L.A. is getting eaten up by a very sound Suns squad, compensation. Anything James Harris, Gene Smith and I would expect that during this off-season, the (College Scouting), and Jack Del Rio can do to make Lakers will be giving a very strong look at their their squad more competitive, they will do. team to see what they need to do to get back into It’s a dog-eat-dog market, without any question contending status. I’m actually a little disappointed at all. What I’m saying is, don’t be at all surprised if in Phil Jackson as well for not coaching his boys to the Jaguars make a move or two over the weekend. play defense, which, by the way, is needed to win in When you look at the Jags roster, it seems the the NBA. team is set at RB, TE, and O’Line on offense, and I’ll be curious to see what the Heat can and will D-Line, LB, and CB on defense. From there, I believe do to and with the Chicago Bulls, who are playing there are still uncertainties at QB and WR, and at with a little chip on their shoulder. This first round of Safety. That doesn’t necessarily mean there aren’t the playoffs is a little more competitive than a lot of talented players currently on the roster at that posi- people believed it would be. tion. It means there are definite question marks as to who will perform and play well for the Jaguars at NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE/STANLEY CUP that position. Going into the semifinals, also known as the For all intents, nobody knows what the deal will second round, many are considering the Rangers to be with Byron Leftwich, David Garrard, and Quinn be an upstart squad, for all intents. This is a team Gray at QB. At WR, the jury is still out with former that did not play well for most of the season, having #1 picks Reggie Williams and Matt Jones. Perhaps to make a solid run at the end just to get into the that would make the Jaguars tentative when choos- playoffs. Yet, they swept the Atlanta Thrashers in the ing a WR with a high-round pick?! first round, and they seem to be on a roll, with Sean At Safety, you see Donovin Darius coming off Avery being their sparkplug. Let’s see what New York an injury that shut him down last season, while free can do against a very solid Buffalo Sabre team. agent Deon Grant left, signing a contract with the Tom Weppel talks trash with Greg Larson, Ron Seattle Seahawks. Duguay, and Lonnie Marts on SportsAvengers.com So, with all this said, my guess is that the Jag- 24/7.

eujacksonville.com | april 26-may 2, 2007 33 plan, but goodness gracious, wouldn’t he go for it Alabama. and race? I mean, he tried for so many years with Whatever the reason, this weekend will be Roush Racing. Perhaps now with Ginn the change absolutely amazing. I can hardly wait for the Aaron’s nascar news & notes means something. Oh yeah, he’s in a Chevrolet and 499 at some other NASCAR track (yeah, right). The said early on how he thought it was him, but now real cars are back this week, but there is something he’s thinking maybe it was the equipment he had. else I’m looking forward to. It’s the fall race at ‘Dega by RICHARD TEAGUE [email protected] You know, a Ford. when the bricks hit the pavement and we get to see You know I’m tired of reading, writing and hear- beating an icon’s record, then so be it. Yes, I know that I’m pipe dreaming about Mar- if those little crappers can run 200 miles per hour ing about the “DEI Saga,” Michael Waltrip not mak- Last year, I used to run Tony Stewart down, but tin and chases and championships, but gee whiz and hold up. Sure, they want a mile track, and I tell ing races, and all the other stuff that seems to be in I finally came out and admitted that I was a closet folks, doesn’t everybody like Martin? Would you you I have not changed one bit. I hate them, and the news nowadays. Aren’t there other things to find Stewart fan. But last week, you may have read me be happy for him or would you throw beer cans on watching the COT race is a joke! Brian says out about? How about Jeff Gordon winning his 76th running him down again about the Juan Montoya the track? He dropped a bunch of spots by taking that NASCAR will decide this summer if the little race and tying Dale Earnhardt? Yeah, that’s a thing to remarks he made. This week, I’ll make another off those weeks, but he came back and picked right rats start full-time in 2008, but I say postpone it for be proud of Jeffrey, even if there were a few people comment about Tony- Aw, too bad Tony. You didn’t back up, so don’t tell me he can’t get in the chase at least another 30 years. Then you can put phas- that didn’t like the fact that you did it. Sure, there have a good time at Texas Motor Speedway and now unless it’s mathematically impossible. Be a killjoy ers and photon torpedoes on them and beam ’em were fans in the stands that booed or threw things you’re thinking about retiring. Here are a few things and email me to say he can’t, but I’ll still keep a around the track. Gosh, is it obvious I think the COT on the track, but it seemed to me that most of them Stewart had to say after the race: ‘I’m ready to candle lit on the start/finish line for him just in case. is a mistake? cheered when Gordon did that lap with the 3 flag. retire’, ‘As soon as I get enough money saved’, and Of all the drivers that have ever driven in the Cup, That’s it for this week, and I know y’all are sure They should realize that Jeff is a champion and he ‘It’s like nothing we can do is right.’ There’s that we Winston or Nextel (and soon to be Sprint Cup), Mark dang glad I didn’t say anything about Dale Earnhardt will win another championship and many more races crap again. My personal favorite was, ‘It’s disheart- Martin is one that really deserves a championship, Jr. or Michael Waltrip. It’s not that I didn’t want to, just like Dale would have if he were here. ening when you have 180,000 people booing you don’t you think? Especially now that he’s in a Chev- but if y’all heard how John and me talked about them What if Earnhardt had not died in 2001 and every time you come around. That’s what makes this rolet. this week, you’d kick us out of the country and call raced for the past 6 years? Would he have won so stuff not fun anymore. It’s not about the racing.’ It’s about time for “Dega” as in Talladega, us I-don’t-know-what. It was some awful talking many races that Gordon wouldn’t have even been Tony, Tony…is it always supposed to be fun? If where the boys meet the men and the big one could about them two. I do know this for a fact: if you need close to him? How ‘bout another championship? you want respect and knock the way the other guys be coming at any time. You know, I have always to make a comment, save it, pack it in a paperback Was there another one in the cards for him, maybe drive, then fun ain’t the word. Haven’t you put a few wondered why there aren’t any other tracks in and bury it at sea. No, not really, you can do it at even more? Here’s another what if: after seeing all cars out of races, like you did last year when you NASCAR that have the word ‘super’ in their name. [email protected], and just like normal, if it these guys retire, step back or cut back, what if didn’t make the chase but drove the wheels right off Cars race at Daytona and other big tracks at super ain’t NASCAR, It ain’t s**t! Senior decided to do the same? Gordon would still that #20 Home Depot car? People still thought you speeds, but only Talladega is a ‘superspeedway’. catch his record anyway. Can you possibly imagine might win the championship anyway. Dang dude, Why is that? Maybe the degree of banking, because what it would be like to hear Dale Earnhardt say he you’ve been in the Cup about 8 years and you are it’s hard to even walk up the face of any turn there. Click It! was going to retire at the end of the season? You already thinking about retiring? Give me a break. Could it be the 212.809 mph a young man from read it all online at all know how you felt when Bill, Darrell, Rusty and Look at this week, a second place finish and back Georgia once drove there? What about the 2.66-mile so many that you cheered on for so long decided to at it like you should. That’s the way to do it, so let’s tri-oval, the biggest track in NASCAR? Or the seating quit. Seems like every year, one of my all-time favor- not talk this quitting crap. Besides, do you think that for 175,000 fans? That’s a lot of dogs and beers to EUjacksonville.com ites hangs up his helmet and makes room for a new Gibbs Racing and Home Depot would let you leave? sell, ain’t it? The reason I like most is that Talladega comer. Not in a heartbeat. If you think Jack Roush twisted Superspeedway is in the greatest state in the union, MOVIES ∙ MUSIC ∙ ARTS So be happy for Gordon. I know I am, and I Mark Martin’s arm, well y’all ain’t seen nothing yet. hope he wins many more races and maybe a cham- Here’s a little thought for you. What if Mark pionship before he retires. To show anger towards Martin should somehow be in the top 12 with a a person just because they best another’s record couple races left in the regular season? He’s sup- is something I cannot understand, but it happens in posed to sit those out, but will he? If you go to all sports. Commend this person for their achieve- Jayski’s and look at Mark’s proposed schedule for ment and don’t condemn them, it only shows your 2007, he’s only in 20 points races and they’re scat- ignorance of the sport and humanity. Remember that tered around. I think there maybe a chance he could records are what they are, made to be chased after make the chase. The two key words at the top of and captured by someone that has the abilities and the list are ‘could change,’ and you know it would the desire to attain these high goals set before them. change if he’s close. Mark says he is following his It is what makes us all better in the long run. Some kids just dream about being on a racetrack and win- ning races with legions of fans cheering them on. Their fans want them to be the best and if it means

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