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Statistics Sentence determined for tear gas incident . h 1 G .ff' 1 d 'It to ch However, students had mixed reactions to Laurie Messina (NU SO), who lives on the ftfth professor NlC 0 as f1 lll p ea S gu1 y arges. Gritrm's sentence. noor, said "I have asthma and r couldn't take my Mike Collier (PE SR), Griffin's former [asthma] medicine because I didn't know how it 8)'5ANDY ORMSBEE Griffin placed a jar of chlorobenzyuliden roommate, said he thought the punishment was would react with [the gas). dies after Srudentllffaits Editor malonitri.Je (CS) in the fifth floor hallway, very harsh. "For what he did to us, [the punishment) he got Nicholas Griffin (EG SR), the former threatening to release the gas if neighbors refused "When you look at the whole picture," he said, was not nearly enough for the problems he caused wliversity student arrested in connection with the to be quiet "being expelled from school with only one year everybody in the building." release of tear gas last fall in Christiana West When the jar was accidently knocked over, the left [is more serious than people realize). Dare Gaston (EG SR), a sixth floor resident, illness Tower, pleaded guilty Wednesday to criminal military-strength tear gas spread throughout the "It limits his opportunities [not only) at the had mixed feelings. mischief. building, causing about 650 students to be university, but world-wide as well." "U it was accidental, I would say (the penalty) BY TRAcy IARGAY Judge Haile L. Alford sentenced Griffin to a evacuated for up to a week, and 29 students to be West Tower resident, Jenn Harkins (AS JR) .is sufficient," she said. "If it was deliberate, then Administroliw1 New< Editor year of probation, $100 fine and 25 hours of treated for respiratory problems. disagreed and said she did not feel Griffin's I'm outraged because I was very inconvenienced. Henry Barnes Tingey, a professcr community service in Superior Court in Vice President of Student Life Stuart Sharkey punishment was stiff enough for what happened. "It cost me money to stay in a hotel. I didn't of mathematical sciences at the Wilmington. said, "(The incident] is over, he 's out [of the "He should have gotten more," she said, "he have my glasses, so I had days of eye strain. I wliversity, died at Otristiana Hospital Griffin was expelled from the university university], the court decided his case. endangered a lot of people's Lives and a lot of cculdn 't hand in my class work. Tuesday at age 59 due to respiratory immediately following the Nov. 19 incident "Case closed." people got sick from it" "He's a lucky man." failure. A statistics professor since 1965, he served as associate chair of the mathematical sciences department from 1982 to 1987. Tingey was co-Mathematics Board fcr the past eight years and was the university administrator for the Teacher Retraining in Critical Curricular Areas program drug arrests A service will be held at Robert T. Jones & Foard FW!eral Home at 2 p.m. Saturday. BY BRIAN HICKEY reckless endangerment and resisting QyNe...Cditor arrest. Two ru.spects were arrested as a result Following Graef's apprehension, of a month-long Newark and Delaware police went to a home in the Birch Pointe Faculty State Police investigation of marijuana Condominiums in Pike Creek, where a sales in the Newark area Monday, search resulted in the confiscation of a Newark Police Lt William F. Nefosky half-poWld of marijuana and 12.5 grams said. of phenocyclidine (PCP). Senate An undercover police officer met with The owner of the home, Donald one of the suspects, Bruce Graef, of McConnick, was charged with trafficking Northeast, Md., to make a deal to PCP, possessing marijuana and PCP with purchase one pound of marijuana in the the intent to deliver, mail)taining a vehicle settles on Polly Drummond Shopping Center for the sale of drugs and possessing drug parldng lot in Newarlc. paraphernalia, Nefosky said. After the offiCer attempted to make an Gander Hill Prison officials were arrest, Graef tried to flee in his pickup Wlable to release the maximum term each resolutions could face if coovicted. truck, but aMilu officer on the scme was able to jump into the flalbcd of the truck, The offica who jumped in the flalbcd BY ROB WHERRY treated ContlibtJrins E.ditor police said. of Oraer s truck was for cuts on his The ru.spect stopped the vehicle after hands and was released from Newark After a two-month debate on how to the officer lroke the truck's back window, Emergency Center Monday. deal with academic activities which Nefosky said. Graef and McCormick were both violate the university's policy on Graef was charged with possessing released from Garoer Hill Prison Tueroay, discrimination, the Faculty Senate marijuana with intent to deliver, Graef on $7,300 secured bond and reached a compromise Monday by maintaining a vehicle for the sale of drugs, McCormick rn an Wldiscloscd amount passing new legislation to clarify previously ambiguous ideas. By overwhelming majorities, the Senate voted to pass two resolutions which will lead to the identification and description of classes violating the Students with discrirninalion policy. The ftrst resolution will erase any activity (course, section, laboratory) inconsistent with the policy from transcripts, registration booklets and 3.25 make list catalogs. The second resolution states university publications and distributed dean's list will stay at 3.25 or change to literature must Jist restrictions on The university 3.5 GPA. or possibly find a happy certificate programs which could affect medium somewhere in the middle, said prospective students. tried to change Linda· Dunn, assistant dean for the At the conclusion of 1993, two College c:L Business and EcooOO!ics. resolutions closely related to the recent the Dean's List. Dunn said the reason behind the legislation were heavily debated and decision to raise the standards is the reworked, leading to Monday's It forgot to do university's desire to "recognize meeting. One was to grant permanent outstanding scholarship in fewer status to the Air Force Reserve Officers munbers. Training Corps (ROTC) program, one thing. "The deans agree that this a while the other tried to set the BY NATAUE TRIER£R ~le thing to do because it's a l1lml discrimination policy in stone. Assi!titltNewsfd& exclusive group." The first passed. But due to Students who earned a 325 GPA. Fall The Faculty Senate is comprised of ambiguous language, the Iauer did not. faculty ani student representatives who Semester did not receive a letter of , THE REVIEW /Ali sa Colley It failed to take into consideration will v

UD HISTORY CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS On February 10 Campus Flash.A2 Serendipity ..... B1 With graduation approaching, Weekly World News 1980, Stuart Sharkey Police Reports.A2 Feature Forum.B1 many seniors are asking the reports of a circus was named the new Letter from the Movie Lines .... B2 question: Where will I be next horse named editor...... A2 What's New .... B2 vice president for WEATHER year? A recent study may prove Tweezer who has student affairs. Health and Sports ...... 85 some new ideas. On A6. become the first • Sharkey, who Life ...... A2 Comics ...... 89 Wondering when it will get animal in history to Proffiles ...... A4 Classifieds ...... B7 warmerl Well, maybe in June. As if Aaaaah. The joys of Winter assumed the Session. The fluffy snow on the master algebra. The •fk~• -. ' position March 1, In Review & Opinion .. . we don't have enough, today will Belgium-liased bring snow mixed with sleet and ground as your p1pes have frozen. \~was the former • Peters on free speech horse can do basic p freezing rain, with hi~hs near 30 Could you imagme a better time to ·i.. director of Housing • Hickey on Amencan civilization select your spot on the couch and algebra, using his SHARKEY and Residence life. • Smith on Clinton's B.S. degrees. Saturday will be rainy hoof as a pencil. with highs in the upper 30s. live with the T.V. On 81. TWEEZER A2. THE REVIEW. February 11, 1994

Letter from the editor A look at UD What's in a name? CAMPUS FLASH happenings A new Section 2 ID Maybe it was the "dip" in the JFK, THE MEDIA middle. AND THE WARREN By Anyway, a staff vote followed, REMEMBER WHEN ... with "Serendipity" collecting a COMMISSION Jeff whopping six first-place votes to tie LECTURE with "From the Hip." Pearlman We debated and deliberated, then University of Delaware's decided there was something special University by the Sea about the word that made it work. Its lecture series concludes in There are a heck of a lot·of dumb definition, "the making of pleasant Lewes and Seaford names out there. and fortunate discoveries by Tuesday, Feb. 15. Earl. accident," seemed to describe the John Kelly, criminal Enrique. essence of Section 2. justice associate professor, Norm. Besides. it fit in the allotted Stanley. and his students will space. discuss their nationwide Not dumb in any special context, fact-finding investigation mind you. As a general rule, Stanley One of the major complaints is just a plain, ordinary, stupid name. into the John F. Kennedy turned in to The Review last assassination. Sorry, Dad. semester was the one about a Kelly and his students But when it came to The Review a few weeks back, we weren't talking newspaper lacking in people­ traveled to Washington, friendly stories. D.C., New York and Dallas about the ordinary. When I say "people friendly," I'm We were talking Section 2. to share the facts and referring to a kind of article that uncover the myths of what A little background first, though. Three years ago a group of captures immediate interest. Not really happened Nov. 22, speech stories or boring David P. 1963. Review editors- none of whom are currently on staff- decided to Roselle info blurbs. Along the way, they No. We're talking about pieces interviewed eye-witnesses, change the name of our features section from "Vivant" to "Section on gangsta rap and roses; the read endless newspaper Wilmington homeless and new types 2." accounts, poured over of vodka. countless video news tapes It wasn't an entirely popular move, but it was one that was badly Hence, this semester we've added and scrutinized the a news features desk. Enjoy it. minutest detail of who shot needed. After roughly a decade of Kennedy. Their conclusions usage, "Vivant" was just boring as • din. Just a reminder: For any readers of the 30-year debate of interested in telling me what a jerk I whether or not Lee Harvey So Section 2 was picked. THE RfVlEW !lloyd Fox Now, we're tired of that one too. am, call 831-2774 Wednesday and Oswald acted alone or as The Aetna H.H. & L Co. ·comes out in full force for a 1985 fire that hit above Newark's Stone Sunday evenings after 8. part of a conspiracy will be Roughly three weeks ago, Balloon. No one was hurt in the blaze. Managing Editor Robyn Furman I'll take criticisms, complaints, shared during their compliments- whatever. Southern Delaware talks. spearheaded a search to find a new, The Lewes talk will take The map shows the are recognized as Lynch hipper name for a section worthy of place at at 104 Cannon Lab, geological formations at land Heights and Scous Corners jeff Pearlman is the editor in chief surface, as well as the formations. These units a cool title. Hugh R. Sharp Campus, at "Panache," I first chimed in . of The Review. Letter From the DELAWARE distribution of marsh, swamp represent deposits in an Editor appears every other Friday. 10 a.m. The Seaford talk is GEOLOGICAL "Now that would be cool." and shoreline deposits. It also ancestral Delaware Bay at A long and varied list ensued: scheduled for 2 p.m. in the two different times during the Methodist Manor House SURVEY ISSUES MAP includes the distribution of From the Hip, Spotlight, Pizzazz, auditorium. bottom sediment types for the last 500,000 years when the Zzazzip, Allegro, Potpourri and The free talks are The university's Delaware portion of the map area in sea level was higher than at present. about 40 other suggestions, sponsored by the Office of Geological Survey has Delaware Bay and the position of the bay shorelines including Serendipity. Alumni and University released a new geological Hey, wait! Call it the dumbest, map of the Milford and in 1954 and in 1981. - compiled by Natalie An Associated Collegiate Press Relations. Triefler most stupid name imaginable, but Four-Star All-American Newspaper Mispillion River quadrangles. Two new geological units something about the sound of "Serendipity" was kind of catchy. Maybe it was the two double jeff Pearlman vowels. Editcx in Chief Adrienne Mand Executive Editor Liz L.ardam Robyn Furman Fake tanning takes its toll on stud~:n.t. skiq 1.1'11 ,,1 EdiloQal Edil{)(, , :; . Man~dilcx ( ~'>¥ :t\J•.,I-t I' f. t"' J ~ "{1tl Stacey Bernstein BY LYNNEITE SHELLEX Dolinger, communications director "I have been a lifeguard for four music, feel your muscles relax l\l'ld. clif.ntstJlis~inter. , 1_..'"" ...... ,...... , ... , Rt:l.l~Tollen 0 Copy Editor· ·' for the American Cancer Society, years, so I'm destined to get skin when it's all over, be um." 'This is the first year they've MamsuwSpeci~ PrOJf!Cu EditOr. While most of the university's replied, "No, absolutely not, they're cancer," McKenna explained. "So I McKenna described going to the tanned this early. They're pushing population comes in shades of pale horrible. don't worry about it at a tanning salon as addictive and said she only for summer," she said. Greg Orlando this time of year, some go to their "Artificial radiation carries all the salon." gave up tanning because of a bet "They feel pale and depressed Copy Desk O!ief classes irrshades of tan and bronze. same effects of sunlight. [Tanning Tanning salon patron Lauri with her mother to quit. and [the light) perks them up a little. They stand out in a sea of winter salons] emit ultraviolet radiation," Hughes (ED SO) said: "I'd rather "It was almost harder for me to I've had tanners who take Walter M. Eberz white, sun-neglected faces. Dol.inger said. get burnt [in the salon] than the sun. quit tanning than for her to quit depression pills. come in here. The M•nasi"B Phologrophy Editcx Dolinger said that the artificial It's safer than the sun nowadays." smoking," she said. UV light helps them." These are the few, the proud, the Megan McDermott brave - they go to tanning salons. lights at the salon can have such Barbara Duckworth, owner of Ellen Yeager (AS SR) said she Eder, however, said she Man/~Bins Spotts Edilcx In Delaware, 9,200 people will negative effects of increased risk in Body Works tanning salon in agreed. disagreed. die this year from an easily skin cancer, as well as premature People's Plaza, said in salons, "It's very addictive. I like it," "Don't look at Lanning in the Kyle M. Madden preventable cancer. aging, cataracts and other eye precautions are taken so that a Yeager said tanning salon for that reason," she Advettising Director But for some, the fact that person will not bum while under the "It's really warm," she said, "it said. Delaware has the highest mortality UVrays. makes you feel like you're sitting Tanning and burning, besides Alida Olesinski rate for skin cancer is not enough to "I don't recommend [that out in the sun someplace. increasing the risks for skin cancer, Lynn Schoenbeck deter them from seeking sunlight - !Health~ Life! someone] come in every day," "I don't know anyone who Dolinger said, will make the skin Business Mafli~Bf"s artificial or not. Duckworth said. doesn't [go]," she said. age faster. Copy Editors ...... ••.•...... They actively go in search of a McKenna said she was told not to Some people who agree with Dolinger reponed in Delaware Scott Ellis tan, even in the wintertime, by going damage, as well as damage to the come in every day, but she ignored Yeager say the salon makes them Link, the American Cancer Society LeAnne Evans to a tanning salon. immune system so that a person these warnings. She said she was feel better because the bright lights newsletter, that today the risk all Gary Geise Christy Eder, owner of Christy's could have reactions to certain types never stopped from coming in to tan. help Lo clear the depression they geL people face for skin cancer is greater Lauren Murphy Hair & Tanning Salon on Delaware of lotions or fragrances. "They don't care how much you in the wintertime. than it was in the past, whether they Lynnette Shelley Ave., said that 80 percent of her "Stay away from [the tanning come," she said. "It's more money "I miss [tanning) . Especially on use tanning booths or not. Jim Weaver salons]," she said. in their pockets. It's business." days like today," McKenna said, In the 1930s, there was a one in Entertainment Editors ...... clients are students. Rachel Cericola "In Eder said she felt tanning salons Jami McKenna (AS JR) said she Dolinger agrees. many cases speaking of the recent overcast and 1,500 risk of developing melanoma, M. lye Comer were safer than being out in the sun used to go to a tanning salon from [the salons] are unregulated," she icy weather. the deadliest of all skin cancer. Features Editor ...... •.....•...... because in a salon one can control April 1991 until August 1993 said. Duckworth said, "People get Today the lifetime risk is one in 20, laura Fas bach the amount of exposure to ultraviolet nonstop. McKenna said she would McKenna said she used go to the cabin fever. They're sick of the she reported. rays. go three or four times a week, but salons a lot because, "when it's snow and ice." The incidence for melanoma has Graphics Editors ...... •...•.•...... Jennifer Mills However, when asked about the she is not really worried about Delaware weather, you can be by She said that she especially John Ottinger safety of tanning salons, Judy getting skin cancer. yourself for a half hour, listen to noticed an increase in her number of see TANNING page A9 News Editors .•.•...... Lara D'Onofrio Brian Hickey Tracy Largay University of Delaware Melanie Mannarino Trad Manza jimmy Miller Dennis OBrien Police Reports Sandy Ormsbee Prr!grw~~r Natalie Triefler Window smashed on East 1989Toyota pick-up truck on the 600 merchandise. Melissa Tyrrell block of Lehigh Road in the Park Place ~ ~er1es Main Street Apanments between lOp.m. Tuesday Sports Editor ...... •...... • and noon Wtxhlesday, Newarlc Police Meredith Glazar An unknown subject smashed the said. Stereo stolen from Jeep rear window of a 1988 Ford station The stolen propeny was valued at As:iista,nt Entertilinment Editors ...... •. the An unlcnown subject removed a wagon on unit block of E. Main St $309 and damage to the vehicle totaled M. Victoria Kemp between 9 and 9:45a.m. Monday, Pioneer AM/FM stereo casseue from a NEXUS $90, police said. Jenn Valese Newark Police said. 1992 Jeep Wrangler on the unit block Global Music • I>cunage to the vehicle was of Orris tina Mill Drive between 9 p.m. estimated at $1000, police said. Tuesday and 7 a.m. Wednesday, Assistant Features Editors...... • Master Hallway heist in Carpenter Newark Police said. Melissa Hunt Police said the subject gained entry lauren Mednick Percussionists An unknown subject removed a ski to the vehicle by pulling the top of the Assistant News Editors ...... Angry, frozen soda can jacket, a gym bag and its contents from driver's side door out Sherry Doney Saturday, breaks window a hallway outside the racquetball courts The stolen property was valued at Deb Wolf in Carpenter Sports Building between $340 and damage to the Jeep totaled As:iistmt Photography Editor ...... •.. February 19: 1994 An unknown subject threw a frozen 3:50 and 4 p.m. Wednesday, $50, police said. Kelly Bennett 8:15p.m. soda can through the bedrooo1 window University Police said. of a residence on the unit block of The stolen merchandise was valued Mitchell Hall Assistant Sports Editor ---·--·· Academy St at 2:30a.m. WeOlesday, at $250, police said. Michael Lewis Tickets: Newark Police said. Nissan stolen from East 831-2204 The cold can caused $40 in Cleveland Ave. Senior Stiff Reporter ...... damages to the window, police said. Sean Neary Uquor stolen from An unlcnown suspect stole a 1991 Suburban Plaza Nissan Senua from Pmer Chevrolet on Office and m.UIIns addreu: Thief not only hits truck, the 400 block of East Cleveland Ave. Student Center 8-1 Percussion Workshops An unknown subject used a stolen between Jan. 29 and Feb. 8, Newark Newark, DE 19716 but gets a chance to rob it check to purchase $463 of merchandise Police said. Business .....••. ...•...... (302) 831·1397 Friday and Saturday from Suburban Liquors between Jan. The stolen vehicle was valued at ~sing ...... (302) 831·1398 An unknown subject broke the 25 and Feb. 9, Newarlt Police said. $6,600, police said. NI!W!/Editorial ...... (302) 831-2771 Call 831-2577 for information passenger side window and removed Police said Suburban Liquors will FAX ...... •...... •. (302) 831·1396 an MI'X steroo spe.Uer, a flashlight to be raising prices of certain items Copyright 1994 Partial funding from Mid Atlantic Arts Foundation and twO pails of sunglasses from a cover the cost of the stolen -compiled by Jimmy P. Miller The Review and the Delaware Divisian af the Arts February 11 , 1994 • THE REVIEW. A3 World Acknowledging the past Convicted News African-American students. Educators agree there is still a need "I can appreciate the idea of having a murderer Black History Month but [I can] still be Summary skeptical about the claims made about the for Black History Month. impact it has on the youth," Lawson said. nabbed for BYSHERRYA DORSEY teach a major pan of American history." Sheila Davis, a teacher at Skyline Junior US -JAPAN SUMMIT TO As1i Edi!Dr Rose Majett, a teacher at Anna P. Mote High School in W il mington, said, "Black DICUSS TRADE For 68 years Americans have elementary school in Wilmington, agreed History Month has been lost. Once the state molestation decided to segregate the schools they turn SANCTIONS TODAY participated in the traditional celebration of with Tsoi-A-Fatt. BY LAUREN MURPHY Black History Month. "Black History Month should stay the the usual Black History Month assembly Cop y Editor However, there has been recent way it is, and the subject of Black history into a multi-cultural assembly. But we need to get it back to educate our children." After being set free from a discussion to eliminate the month and should be in the regular curriculum because State Supreme Court life incorporate the teachings of Black there is not enough Black history Dr. Newton coincided with Davis by s tating, "In the spirit of Carter G. sentence, a convicted killer was American history into the standard incorporated in the textbooks," Majett said. arrested Friday and charged with Japanese Prime Minister curricula of the nation's schools. "Black history is an important pan of Woodson, Black History Month should remain a tradition. child molestation. Hosakawa met today to discuss In 1926, Caner G. Woodson established American history because blacks did just "I told them not to let him out possible trade sanctions and "Negro History Week," which incorporated not work as slaves in the early 19th "We understand the need to maintain Black History Month because it of jail," said Pamela Bowers, "reasses" trade relations with Japan. Frederick Douglass and Abraham· century, they were inventors and prominent mother of 10-year-old Amanda One possible sanction could be Lincoln's birthdays. educational figures, too." commemorates the achievements of African-Americans," Newton said. K . Hemphill, who was murdered eliminating free-trade zones around In 1976, the Association for African­ The textbooks used in schools regarding by Frederick M. Marine almost Japanese-owned auto plants in the Lionel Henderson, a youth intervention American History approved the idea to Black American issues usually start with seven years ago. USA, which allow parts to be specialist in Wilmington who works with expand "Negro History Week" into Black slavery and not with the African­ " When he got away with imported duty-free. History Month. Americans who helped found the nation. minority children daily, said, "If Black Stalled talks prior to the summit history becomes part of the regular killing my daughter, he said to James Newton, director for Black An African-American who is considered himself, ' what am I going to do were aimed at boosting foreign American Studies and chair for the a founding father among Black America is curriculum, then it should be monitored .to companies' access to Japanese for an encore,"' Bowers said. commission to promote racial and cultural Booker T. Washington. He was an educator ensure that it is being taught in the proper automotive and insurance markets, fashion. Marine, 20, allegedly and also government purchases of diversity, said Black History Month has who founded the historically black college molested a 7 -year-old boy been celebrated in honor of Woodson's Tuskegee Institute in Alabama. "Students better appreciate February medical and telecommunications because it gives them a chance to learn repeatedly just eight months equipment. desire to have a celebration that African­ When people are asked about Garrett A. about their own history," Henderson said. after being released from Morris U.S. negotiators have asked American's can appreciate and call their Morgan, how many would know who he is "If this month is taken away from Correctional Institute in Dover. Japan to keep track of the amount of own. or what he did- invent the traffic light. Marine was charged with two foreign companies allowed to Paul Smith (AS JR), a Young Americans Another question raised is this: If African-Americans, then students won't learn about women like Shirley counts of second-degree compete in Japanese markets. for Freedom (YAF) member said: "Teach people in our society are supposed to be unlawful sexual contact and one Japanese negotiators are [Black history] when it impacts American learning about Black history during Chisholm who was the f irst black woman to make a bid for the presidency count of sexual extortion, State resisting efforts to measure history regardless of what month it is. February, then why can't most people Police said. progress. "There should not necessarily be a answer questions about historic of the United States," he said. "The month raises the consciousness Extortion charges were month set aside for it." African-Americans? brought against Marine because Michael Kaplan (BE SO) also a Y AF Dr. Bill Lawson, associate professor of America in businesses, churches, the media and schools," Newton said. he threatened to hurt the boy member said, "The intentions seem fine of Black American Studies and unless he performed certain [for having a Black History Month], but Philosophy, said, "I think Black history In observation of the month, PORSCHE LAUNCHES television stations sponsor commercials sexual acts, police said. what will be the next group to request its should be incorporated into the The boy was molested from CARRERA own month?" curriculum because it would be honoring the African-Americans who made significant con tributions to October to December in the his Rhonda Tsoi-A-Fatt, president for the effective if the students are learning mother's house north of Milford, Black Student Union, feels differently. what they should be learning about American history. "[The lives of African-Americans] police said. "The month should not be taken away," Black history." The boy 's younger sister also Porsche says it will spend $20 Tsoi-A-Fatt said, "but Black history should Lawson also said he does not believe are based on 12 months," Henderson million to launch the redesigned said. "How could one month be the end­ reportedly told police Marine be pan of the regular curriculum because there is any proof that learning about physically and sexually abused 1995 911 Carrera, which will be on one month is not nearly enough time to Black hi story has a positive impact on all and sell-all of our people?" sale the middle of next month. her on several occasions. The German automotive The children's mother, who is company says that this figure is the an acquaintance of Marine's, most it has spent to launch a car in was not charged, although she the U.S. allegedly had intercourse with Marine in front of the children, police said. Clinton's budget lays groundwork When he was 14, Marine was convicted of second-degree murder of Hemphill, his COMBAT TROOPS TO neighbor at the time. Hemphill's STAY IN SOMALIA for health care reform costs body was found beaten and A large number of U.S. troops strangled on Nov. 21, 1987 in Providence Creek behind will be kept in Somalia until just before their March 31 exit deadline Republicans say Marine's. family home in to ensure their safety. Smyrna. U.S. forces there were bolstered Marine was tried as an adult after an October firefight which it's the right at age 15 and sentenced to life in killed 18 U.S. soldiers. prison, but last April the State Roughly 3,000 more troops must track, but more Supreme Court ruled that Marine be evacuated in the next three should have been tried as a weeks. juvenile and the sentence was cuts are needed. thrown out. BY MEUSSA JYRREU "When he was released by the ilsJocW!!NewsEDitor Delaware courts, there was not a single thing we could do. We did EARTHQUAKE AID In the first step in a nine month process of approval, President Clinton submitted his not have the right to tail him," proposed budget for the 1995 fJ.SCal year to Attorney General Charles M. An 8.6 billion package of Los Coogress Monday. Oberly III told the Wilmington Angeles earthquake relief advanced According to Clinton's $1.5 trillion plan, News Journal . to the Senate floor for debate national priorities deserving spending The Attorney General's office Wednesday. increases are educational programs, could not be reached for Congressional leaders hope to technology and research, crime and health comment or information about send it to President Clinton by the care. what sentence Marine could face end ef the week. Specifically, the budget for 1995 increases if convicted of all counts. The bill also contains $685 government spending from $1.48 trillion to million for hist year's midwest flooding, $1.2 billion for Pentagon $1.52 trillion while cutting the projected operations in Somalia and B

A Tribute to African-American History Ira honor of Blact History Morath, TM Revinll will have a Murder-suicide in Wilmington diffuerat fact Oft page J tlvmAghout Febrwary. BY SARA HAUFF Police, gave this account of the Stew an and daughter lying in bed. Benjamin Banneker, an African­ Sen ior 5tafl Reporter incident: The unharmed child was taken American man, was a mathematician Two people were found dead in In a I p.m. phone call Tuesday, to Wilmington Hospital as a an apparent murder-suicide an anonymous neighbor reponed to precaution and is now living with who did the engineering layout for Tuesday, leaving their 3-year-old police that she heard gunshots and relatives. our nation's capital (Washington daughter abandoned, Wilmington screams late Monday, but did not Pol ice believe a .25-caliber Police said. call the police until after she pistol found near the couple D.C.). He, like many other African­ D errick Moses, 29, shot and noticed a broken window in the Tuesday was the weapon used in Americans, should not be forgotten killed Sharmika Stewart, 22, and back of the house. the incident. th en took hi s own life in their When the officers arrived Neighbors said the couple during our observance of Black Wilmington home on the 2500 Tuesday, they saw the two bodies moved into an apartment in the History Month. block of TaLnall Street, police said. I ying on the floor through the two-story, semi-detached house Sgt. Edward Haze wsky, public broken window. during the summer and didn't get information officer for Wilmington Police went inside and found to know any of the neighbors well. A4 • THE REVIEW • February 1 1, 1994

Clean Air !RS(IJifiles I Act affects university Top Cop Doug Tuttle, the head of University Police, discusses the crime-busting business. Car pools may BY liM WEAVER working for the university and By 1986, when Tuttle was Copy Ed ilor was key in implementing the appointed director, Public increase with The road to the top of the university's crime prevention Safety had completed its law enforcement community at program. transformation from security enforcement. the university was not as "I went to a National Crime department to police :!;TRACY l.ARGA.Y simple for the head of Prevention Institute in department, he said. ~-EdirOI University Police as attending Louisville," Tuttle said. " It It was around this time that More university employees may a police academy. was in January during what Public Safety organized a find themselves on foot or two In 1972, Doug Tuttle, may have been the worst torch run for the Delaware wheels to get to campus when they looking to return to college winter of the century. Special Olympics. realize they may have to change their without having to pay for "It was a tradition to present "A lot of state departments commuting habits to comply with the classes, took a full-time job a plaque with the name of the sponsored torch runs," he said. Federal Clean Air Act of 1990. with Public Safety. students carved on it to the "Delaware was one of a The university is affected by the Since 1986, Tuttle has been school upon completion of the handful of states without one. pan of the Clean Air Act specifically the director of Public Safety, program . We gave them a We decided to begin one in addressing employers with more than which is responsible for snow shovel." 1987." 100 employees. These employers keeping peace on campus. The next promotion Tuttle The event now raises must increase the average passenger "I began at the university in received was to director of $50,000 annually for Delaware occupancy in a vehicle by 25 peiCent the fall of 1968," he says. "In parking operations, a position Special Olympics, he said. during the prime commuting hours the beginning of my junior he held for eight years. Tuttle said the most of6 and 10 a.m. by 1997. year, I crashed my motorcycle "I' ve always thought one of emotional encounter he has According to Douglas F. Tuttle, and broke my leg. my goals is to make things experienced was in March director of Public Safety, Kent and "I was forced to stay out of better at the university, and 1990, when he testified before New Castle counties are labeled as school for a while. When I parking enforcement is a big a U.S. House sub-committee severe ozone areas because ozone is came back, one of my part of that," he said. on secondary education a very high pollutant. roommates, who was working One of Tuttle's proudest security. During the prime commuting for Public Safety at the time, accomplishments during this "At the meeting, there were hours, university employees travel at mentioned there was a full­ time was helping to establish survivors of attacks, as well as an average of 1.2 persons per car, time night position available. I the university's shuttle bus parents of children who were which must eventually reach a level knew if I took the job, my fleet. killed. It was very moving," he of 1.5 persons per car to comply with tuition would be covered." "Prior to 1979, we paid said. lhe act. Tuttle said. When Tuttle took the job, school bus companies, and Tuttle lives in Newark, and There are potential fines for he did not expect it to lead to a they ran the shuttle routes. We is married with two children. failure to propose an adequate plan career. Actually, he was made a proposal that the "I can walk to work if I to comply with the act, he said. heading for a career as a university make the shuttle have to, so I'm here no matter "We'll be in violation of the law," history teacher, until he got bus program self-contained. how bad the weather," he said. the taste of policing in his "The proposal was passed in Tuttle finds his day-to-day THE REVIEW /Kelly Bennett President David P. Roselle said. In 1972, Doug Tuttle took a job with Public Safety. Now he heads "We may offer employee mouth. July 1979, and had to be in contact with students the most incentives to car pool," Tuttle said. "Once I started, this seemed place by September of that rewarding aspect of his job. the university's police force. Roselle said financial incentives to be a lot more interesting year. We went to Maryland to "I enjoy seeing students "A lot of people get into to the university community, are an option, but "we don't have our than teaching, and things have buy old buses from farmers after they've graduated," he trouble because of ignorance," and that University Police has whole plan together right now." worked well." and were basing our decisions said. "They will stop back and he said . "If we had rules and more of a responsibility to the In order to find out about Tuttle's climb through the on stuff like exhaust systems talk about the positive re gulations tra ining, the only campus than just ticketing and university employees' commuting­ organization has paralleled the and tire conditions." experiences they had here." people we' d have to deal with patrolling. habits and their attitudes toward transition of Public Safety By 1981, the university had If he could change anything would be those who " Our department allows them, Public Safety conducted two from a security agency to one acquired an all-diesel fleet, the about the job, Tuttle would consciously broke the law." s tudents and faculty to surveys. of law enforcement. only one besides DART, the make a part of student Tultle feels the development conduct their daily activities Conducted in September, the first He was one of the first Delaware Authority for orientation dealing with policy of Public Safety over the last without having to worry about survey asked university employees criminal investigative officers Regional Transit, in the area. and procedure. 20 years has been a great help safety." how they get to work. The second, just recently released. helped identify barriers to alternative methods to commuting and fmd out employees' attitudes toward commuting and changing habits. According to the 76 respondents of the first survey, on an average day, 71 percent drive alone, 14 peJCent car pool, 7 percent walk, 4 percent bicycle, 2 percent bus and 2 percent telecommute (work at home). see CLEAN AIR page AlO

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WITH YOUR U of D STUDENT I.D. SUNDAYS ONLY!! UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE STUDENTS ONLY!! A6 • THE REVIEW • February 11, 1994 West is best for nation's fastest growing metros It may be 1994, but Horace Greeley's words lest.) IN POP. Las Vegas, Nevada 971 .169 13.9 still hold true. Laredo. Te xas 136,508 11.4 Yuma, Arizona 117,536 10 BY DENNIS S. O'BRIEN McAIIen· Edlnburg·Misslo n, Te xas 420,955 9.8 Anoci•re News Editor Anchorage, Alaska 245,955 6.6 With graduation rapidly Naples, Florida 164,729 8.3 8.2 approaching, many seniors are Las Cruces. New Mexico 146,619 Bakersfield, California 18 7,985 asking the question: where will I be Lawton. Oklahoma 120.467 next year? 10 Boise. Idaho Census Bureau statistics released Tuesday, indicating the latest national metropolitan area population trends, may provide some ideas. "Go west, young man," Horace (tst.l INPbP. • Greeley' s advice to 19th century 131,995 -5 .5 men, has apparently reached a new New Haven, Connecticut 123,966 . 5 and receptive audience in the '90s. Boston, Massachusetts 551.675 -3 .9 Six of the fastest-growing metro 4 Worcester, Massachusells 163.414 ·3 . 7 areas in the early 1990s are in the 5 Washington, D.C. 585.221 ·3 .6 137,020 ·3.3 West, according to the Census So ur c~ : IJ .S. C:e n "iu ~ R111 ea u T ilE lt FVI E\ViJ ohn '11\ill~ , · · 6 · Bridgeport. Connecti cut (tie) Providence. Rhode Island 155,418 · 3.3 Bureau, with Las Vegas at the head St. Louis. Missouri 383,733 · 3 .3 of the pack. 9 Norfolk, VIrginia 253,768 ·2 .9 That gambling oasis in the 1 0 Newark. New Jersey 267.849 ·2.7 Mojave Desert grew 14 percent Source: U.S. Census Bureau The Review/John On ln ger between April 1, 1990 and July 1, regions with populations of •Las Cruces, N.M., home of between 1990 and 1992, the Los increasing by 193,000 (6,919,572 percent (203,172,185) living in 1992, its population increasing 100,000 or more were: New Mexico State University Angeles metropolitan area total) and Atlanta, increasing by metropolitan areas. from 852,737 to 971,169. •The McAllen-Edinberg- (146,619; 8.2) population grew by more than half 182,907 (3,142,857) followed. Many university students said Laredo, in south Texas ( 11.4 Mission area just West of •Bakersfield, in south-central a million people, Census Bureau New York City is still the they wouldn't mind joining the percent) and scorching Yuma, Brownsville, Texas (population: California (187,985; 8.1) analyst Don Starsinic said, an l~gest city in the country, with an westward migration, but the final Ariz. (10 percent), in the Sonoran 420,955; percent increase: 9.8) •Lawton. Okla. (120,467; 8.1) increase of 3.6 percent. estimated 1992 population of determinant when it comes to Desert, were the only other metro •Anchorage, Alaska (245,866; •Boise, the capital of Idaho Houston's population grew by 7,311,966 within the city limits. choosing a place to live is areas increasing by 10 percent or 8.6) (135,506; 8.0) 231,000 (3,926,365 total), second The estimated total U.S . employment opportunity. more. •Naples, on the Gulf coast of Despite the wild fires, behind L.A. in numerical growth. population is 255,077,536, as of "My girlfriend wants to move The rest of the fastest-growing southern Florida, (164,729; 8.3) earthquakes and riots that occurred The Washington-Baltimore region, July 1, 1992, with nearly 80 see METRO page A 7 Library hours spark debate BY JIM WEAVER CDpyEditDr .;,.;- ~ · ··.. . ', Students who wished to study in the peace and quiet of the library ...... > J before their Saturday Winter Session ' • '> WAREHOUSE finals found a rude surprise upon arriving. Rather than operate under extended hours, as during Fall and Spring SALE Semesters, the library continued its regular Winter Session hours and CASUAL CLOTHING FOR WOMEN & MEN closed at 6 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 4. The decision not to operate on SAVINGS ON 1st QUALITY SAMPLES & IRREGULARS extended hours was based on usage WINTER & SPRING MERCHANDISE during the night before finals last Wmter Session, said Sandra Millard, assistant director for library public services. FEB 11 ~ l2. & · 13 "We try to anticipate what usage might be and base hours on that," FRI. & SAT. 1Oam ~ 6Pm• ' ' '· Millard said. "We've done it both ways, extending hours and leaving THE REVIEW /Aiisa Colley SUN. 12Pm 5Pm them the same." The Morris Library has been undergoing hour alterations. The library, which shortened hours finals neKt year. because there were fmals on Saturday, of operation during Winter Session, Many students were not pleased and some people need a quiet place to determines when to open by usage NOW OPEN SUNDAYI with the decision to close early. study," Licata said. "It was stupid for demands and staff availability, she "The university stresses academic them to close." said. success, but it isn't giving people However, not all students agreed "We keep statistics on the number places to study," Jen Guidotti (AS SR) that there is a need for extended hours. of people who enter and exit the said. "Even though it was a Friday "It's fme with me," Kris Laliberte library every day," Millard said. "We night, people needed a place to study, (AS JR) said. "If you had a paper due, want to put the money where the WAREHOUSE and the library was not available as an you shouldn 't be at the library at the 525 BELLEVUE RD. greatest usage is." option." last minute, anyway. NEWARK, DE. Based on the amount of negative Carrie Licata (AS SO) also said the "I guess there are a few students it acrou fro• feedback received this year, she said, library was not considerate of student would be beneficial for, but most tho Delaware tnclualrlal P'ark the library will probably have needs. people probably have a quiet place to extended hours before Winter Session "They should have stayed open study." DUSC plans to work with groups

BY CRAIG l BLACK being represented, Burke said. All Slafl~porrer meetings are publicized so "students The Delaware Undergraduate can ~orne and voice their opinions," Student Congress (DUSC) has set he srud. their sights. on working for and with This session will feature a the group they represent: the summary of how DUSC has fared in students. its past endeavors, most recently "DUSC is the umbrella group for changes in the Scrounge. "DUSC has the undergraduate students at the b~en instr~memal in lowering the university," said Marilyn Prime, pnces and mcreasing the selection," director of the Perkins Student Center Burke said. and DUSC adviser. "If there needs to DUSC has worked with the be a representative of the student univer_sity on the plus-minus system body, DUSC is called upon to be that used m course grading, which is representative." corning up for reevaluation at the A problem DUSC faces is that Fac~~:Ity Senate next year, said student opinion isn't always Jenmfer Hobbie (ED JR), Faculty RIDE THE BLUE HEN EXPRESS TO THE GAME & available. "It's very difficult to g~t Senate delegate for DUSC. Prime representation out of the colleges on said student evaluations of professors campus, " Prime said. '1"o get to the and academic advising have also ! roots of how students feel within the been touched on by DUSC. colleges is very COJJ)plicated." Burke also mentioned that he Get a free ride to ALL remaining BLUE HEN 7:30 Games DUSC president John Burke (AS plans to increase student activity in BASKETBALL games at tho Bob Carpenter Fri. Feb. 11 & Frj Feb. 25 SR) agreed that the organization DUSC. "We'll be making changes in Center on a charted U.D. Transit bus. Everyone needs to put more efforts on student the way that we reach out to students, who rides the BLUE HEN BASKETBALL Student Center 6:30 7:05 7:40 8:15 8:50 9:25 10:00 communication. because the students are vital, they're EXPRESS gets a coupon for a 25~ soft drink at ChristianaCmmns. 6:40 7:15 7:50 8:25 9:00 9:35 10:10 "DUSC has been focusing too the heart of the whole thing," he said. the game, courtesy of Student Center Programs Rodney/Dickinson 6:45 7:20 7:55 8:30 9:05 9:40 10:15 much on · working with the DUSC is involved with the administration and has forgotten the Advisory Board and Towne Coun 6:50 7:25 8:00 8:35 9:10 9:45 10:20 organi1.ation of the annual Delaware U.D. Dining Services!! students and student organizations," Day. "We want to talk to students Bob Crpntr. Cntr. 7:00 7:35 8:10 8:45 9:20 9:55 (end) Burke said. "We must redesign and see what they want out of the DUSC so that the students have more ·•··•········•···········•···•··•····•······•··•··1;00 Games ~vent, " Burke said. "If people are of a say in the decision-making mvol~ed in shaping it, they'll be Syn. Feb 13 & Syn .. Feb 27 trocess." . more mclined to attend it." Students will get their first chance Prime added: "We try to get a lot Student Center 12:0012:351 :10 1:45 2:20 2:55 3:30 this semester to contribute ideas to of organizations out to the mall (for Christiana Cmmns. 12:1012:451 :20 1:55 2:30 3:05 3:40 the DUSC faculty at the opening the day.) We have free music and Rodney/Dickinson 12:1512:501 :25 2:00 2:35 3:10 3:45 meeting Monday, Feb. 14 at 4 pm. in f

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February 11 , 1994 • THE REVIEW • A7 , tudents travel Cameras etc. & Video the world in wants you to search of credits classes, so it got easier." Winter Session The semester abroad eltperience 'Jjout with our extended beyond the classroom to abroad provides include trips to museums, historical sites and restaurants. r------, valuable "I saw all the touristy things," $.99 : Kelty said. "We went to plays and pubs. And all our frames experience, too. "[The British] were fascinated to BY SANOY ORMSBEE meet American girls," she said. "I ~ 5x7 ~ : Studenl Affais Ediror was asked if I was Swedish and While most students were stuck Australian. The English don't are discounted I I in the Newark snow drifts for differentiate between accents other I coupon I Winter Session, 398 students and 30 than their own." faculty members were a world Stephanie Campbell (HR JR) away. Literally. went to Hawaii with the hotel and UP TO 70o/o L------.J The lucky minority spent the restaurant management department. winter abroad studying in countries "When we weren't in class," such as England, Spain, Campbell said, "we hit the local bars Switzerland, Costa Rica, Israel, to meet people, laid on the beach or OFF MSLP!!! Italy, Germany, France and Japan. by the pool or went shopping." Students took classes in subjects Campbell said she went to a luau ranging from foreign languages and and went wave riding and kayaking economics to geography and as well. political science. "We saw active volcanoes, too," • she said. "It was really incredible • Amy Castelli (AS SR) took a Don't forget our 2 for 1 print special Human Geography of London class because Hawaii is different from and said, "We learned about the any other state since it was formed development of London and its from lava. everyday & every 1Oth roll done for free! history. '1'he locals tell you it's bad luck "It was pretty much a to take pan of a volcano." comprehensive overview of the city Donna Fahey (AS JR) of London," Castelli said. panicipated in the university's first However, students learned Winter Session in Japan. 132 E.ast Main Street (next to Mellon Bank) valuable lessons outside of the Fahey said arranged marriages classroom as well. and lesser degrees of freedom, along Allison Kelty (ED JR), who with a medium McDonald's French 453-9400 travelled to London and Scotland fry costing more than $2 were with the education department, said, differences in aspects of Japanese "When you go off to school life. everybody says you become more "But You could get twenty TV's • VCR's • Camcorders • Personal Audio • Boom Boxes • etc. independent, but abroad it's even more true because you are shebananas said. there for about a dollar," L-jFr!!iiii!!iiii!iiiiiiii&iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEiiiiiiiiiE5ii&353ie!S!Eeeeeeee!iiii!iie~~s3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ completely alone, there's no one but The 30 students who travelled to · foreigners." Japan stayed in the visitors' Susanne Miller (AS JR), who facilities of Shoin Women's College went to Costa Rica with the foreign in Kobe, which is several hours Fraternity Rush Expo language and literature department, north of Tokyo, and studied the said being exposed to a different Japanese language as well as the culture was the most exciting and culture. challenging part of her semester "We took one class designed for abroad. Japanese women to learn how to Monday, February 14 7- 10 p.m. "Everybody's culture is how to bow and be servile," Fahey different," Miller said. "[I learned said. that] you can't really judge No matter where students Rodney Room I Perkins Student Center somebody's culture because it's travelled, they all had the same different everywhere." response upon returning to the In addition to cultural university. differences, Miller found language "It was good to sec my family ' AJt~t . ~ T~AI

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Dial UDPHONE (837-4663) Use Action Code 4 94 1 # (4 = grade reporting; 94 = year; 1= winter session) A8 • THE REVIEW. February 11, 1994 Quest for RAs begins with students separate the leaders from the talk about their own values and the followers, the RAs from the values that an RA should have," Housing and Residence residents. Longwell-Grice said. The first interview is a From the remaining candidates, personal, solo interview in which 110 or so will be pulled from the Life begins their search for applicants are asked questions crowd and knighted as RAs in the regarding their knowledge of the various dormitories across the few, the proud, the RAso. RA position and other campus. campus. organizations and their related This is where the fun stops and BY M. TYE COMER "It's hard when you do have to experience. the real work begins. fnterr.inm""l Editor separate your friendship and The interview also helps to ' Soon the as sistants will learn Resident Assistants. become an authority figure." ascertain the applicants' which specific residence hall they In some circles, they are the In addition to the usual search, sensitivity to diversity. will call their own. most beloved and respected Housing and Residence Life is During the second part of the Although candidates do get to figures on campus. In others, they hoping to recruit more males to final selection process, six or list their top three choices for are the most detested. become RAs. seven applicants are grouped placement, they do not always get Depending on where you live The current staff has many together and are set up in a variety the hall they want. and who you are, your RA could suspicions as to why men are less of scenarios. They have to "We make it very clear that make your adjustment from home eager to become RAs than women. determine the way an RA should they have to be agreeable to work to college much easier. The "It is possible the RA is seen as react to these situations. anywhere," Longwell-Grice said. brother or sister who makes your more of a nurturer and caretaker," In the last part, the potential "It's kind of like the NBA draft." dorm room seem as cozy as the said Anthony Albence, hall RAs are grouped together to look The RAs will then return a week house you grew up in. director of Ray A and B. "That at qualifications of i~aginary before the freshmen do in order to For others, those intent on may tum a lot of men off. candidates. They then discuss with go through an intense training running amok and causing a "What we want to do is show the group what they feel makes a session to learn the finer points of ruckus across the compl.exes, your everyone there's a lot of roles to successful RA. filling out reports, fire safety and RA could turn life into a Jiving being an RA, such as the "This, in turn, allows them to sensitivity to diversity. hell. development of leadership skills But through it all, RAs are a and helping others develop theirs." necessary and integral part of The road to be travelled in order to university life. become an RA is almost as Currently, the search is on for complex as the job itself. those exceptional students who Information sessions around 115 East Main Street will make up the RA staff for the campus are held early in the 1994-95 school year. Spring Semester to give I I Newark • 368-2000 "I wanted to be an RA because I prospective RAs more information . I j :f ~(E. 8.. "" . liked the idea of being able to about the job. During the sessions, know a whole floor to a greater roughly 500 applications are extent than just being a resident," distributed to interested students. said Tamara Neely (AG JR), RA Assistant Director of Housing *UNDER of the Spanish and International and Residence Life Robert ~o NEW*~~,/ ~~~ Houses at Ray Street A. Longwell-Grice said out of 500 0 - ~ OWNERSHIP ~ "·-=- "I really enjoy working with applications, 300 are expected to people and being in the position to be returned. help someone else," Neely said. From there, an initial screening An RA for two years, she has takes place to weed out applicants reaped numerous personal awards who do not meet the mioimum for her efforts. requirements for the job. "I had a resident write me a RAs a.re required to have at thank-you note once just for being least a 2.2 grade point average and there in a crisis situation," she cannot have a current judicial said. report on file. "We do all this stuff the Contrary to popular belief, the residents don't see. We get applicants' records do not have to appreciation from the department, be completely unblemished. Tickets $5 students; Au-U-CAN EAT BuRRITO BuFFET but when a resident says it, it just "If someone has been on ..- -..,.. on --._-- reminds you about who you ' re probation or had an incident that ,.. S7 non-students ,, ...... _.- (5-9 Pn) PROVIDED BY· TACO Q'BEll. ::::_ -...... / ,. there for. occurred and the sanction is over, Call Ticketmaster at Thursdays ''That was definitely a highlight they can still apply," Longwell­ - 75( DRAFTS, $ 1o25 RAIL DRINKS, ::::. for me." Grice said. ~ 984-2000 ~ in February ~~ $3.75 PITCHERS UNTIL 10 P.l"'...... _ Some of the 'stuff' Neely Once the applicants have been / '\ / referred to includes distributing reviewed, the usual 230 or so //II /If ~ mail, making hourly rounds and students who are left will move on I I \ \ \ \' \.'\. "///Lit! 1 \'~'~~''' reponing residents for illegal to the final showdown: the activity, the duty many RAs see as interviews. the worst part of the job. On the weekend of March 12- "It' s really difficult to 13, the candidates will go through 00 EBRUARY [I/ AN~ ~ALENDAR ., . document a friend," she said. an intensive four-hour program to FRIDAY SATURDAY TUESDAY THURSDAY. .. .. STRANGE LOVE SEED ALL NEW SORRY ABOUT ~ Winter's Gone ~ AS ANGELS MAMA JUMP ACOUSTIC NIGHT YOUR DAUGHTER ~ Spring is Here :_; '. TACO ()'BELL. BUFFET w/NIK EVERm $75 DRAnS IN DIFFERENT DRINK . *.:if: it.~ -t (semester that Is) 75( Drafts in the Tavern YOUR I'IUG SPECIALS EVERY $3.75 Pitchers of 'TILL 10 P.l'l. 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Career Center Live off eampus IIABTENDING COURSE aids in job hunt DOWN UNDER ne*t winter1 • One night a week-I 0 weeks with spring break Students agree. Kathy Card With spring (EO SO), who has been going • Mondays or Wednesdays 6 to 9 P.M. there since the fall. said, "There underway, are notebooks fille d with information and I was able to get • Tuition $125 to 2/20; $1 50 thereafter names of contacts for future students look reference." There are so many different • Starts Feb. 21/23 toward summer. types of jobs that students really BY LYQIA SAMPSON have to know what they want so suff Repott•r they don't spend hours wandering {Live on campus ..... • Register M -F 2 to 4 P.M. at Down Under Although this week' s weather around, Card said. mates winter seem eternal, many "You have to be focused and • Jobs Available students are already planning know exacUy what you're looking ahead by beginning their summer for. " she said. it's THE place to be) job hunt. Dionne Salmon (BE SR) said • Limited registration; fi rst come basis This search often starts at the she was able to find names of contacts but the rest was up to Car~er Planning ~nd Placement Offace (CPPO) an Raub Hall, her. which provides students w ith "The names of employers that information on summer jobs the CPPO provided helped me to available in the tri-state area. obtain contacts but. I got a job "In the beginning of January, doing my own research." approltimately 1,500 employers Jenn Lee (HR SR). a send us a list of the available community and family studies summer jobs for students," said major. said when she visited Marianne Ehrlich Green. assistant CPPO she couldn't find any jobs director for Career Planning and in her field. "All the information seemed to Placement. be geared toward engineers or INFO FUN FOOD PRIZES The center then compiles the * * * information and puts it into business majors." Lee said. Green said the center tries to binders for students to view. Als.o sponsored by CPPO are do a combination of different workshops such as "How To Find workshops so all majors can take advantage of the information. a Summer Job," which provide The center will be sending out AT students with tips on the best way a Job Vacancy Bulletin at the end to look for a summer job. Green said she thinks students of February to let students know about the summer job openings. find CPPO's wor kshops and information helpful. In addition, Green said. they "We don't have a record of will sponsor a "Spring Career how many [student ~ ) actually get Fair" in April to "allow students OPEN HOUSE PARTIES. jobs from the information we to talk with emp loye rs and provide," she said, " but it can' t possibly set up interviews for hurt." summer jobs." Tuesday, February 15 Tanning Explore your options before you sign-up for housing! Visit the buildings! continued from page A1 Meet people who live there! risen 286 percent since 1950. The American Cancer Society predicts there will be 8,800 dealhs from skin cancer this year alone. - r.w1 U.S. Department ol Transporlaton In Delaware, Dolinger said, the !il::l estimate is !hat 125 new cases will be detected in 1994. Christiana Towers 7:30pm Christiana Commons "I don't think [tanning salons) are Rodney halls 7:30pm Rodney C/D lounge safe," Karen Megginson (NU SO) said. "It's not natural. Pencade.r halls 8:30pm Pencader Commons I 1 "People are doing things now and Ray Street halls 8:30pm Ray C lounge worrying about [!he consequences) later." Sara Lewis (AS SO) said she felt tanning in a salon was " kind of funny [because) people spend all their time trying to look like The best of everything is right here on campus ... something they're not." David Manning (AS FR) said he Come and see! agreed. "If !hey are tanning just to look good, it's a total waste of money."

SUMMER JOBS AT CAMP DRUN.K DRIVING DOESN'T · JUST KILL DRUNK DRIVERS. Nicholas Esposito, killed Oct. 13, 1989 at 8:25pm. C-LO:U Next time your friend insists on UNIQUE HOUSING driving drunk, do whatever it takes to ca a aM~£ stop him. Because if he kills innocent people, how will you live with yourself'? OPTIONS (UHO) 600 camps in FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK. for 1994-95 the USA, Russia, and Europe need you DON'T MISS THE SPECIAL UHO APPLICATION PERIOD: FEBRUARY 7-18 this summer. ALL "UHO" APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE AT 5 COURTNEY STREET For the best summer of your life , see your career center tor more • "Friends Together" mneighboring Christiana apartments or Pencader rooms - information or call Camp Counselors Applications also at the Christiana Commons desk USA @ 800·999-CAMP or write CCUSA @ 420 Florence St.. Palo Alto . CA 94301 • "Friends Together" in Rodney singles and doubles - Applications also at West Campus Office, Rodney F

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INTERESTED IN The Review. BROADCAST NEWS? Sweat while you read. Want to learn interviewing techniques and skills associ­ ated with radio production? Students are needed to produce "University Connection," a daily actuality service made available to area radio stations by the Office of Public Relations. You will be responsible for covering on-and-off campus events; conducting interviews with faculty, administrators and visiting speakers; and producing the University Con­ nection daily news tape. Thcml oncv was a guy who : This non-paid internship would be most helpful to those movvd to · interested in broadcast journalism but all are welcome. Dvlawarv In Call Barbara Garrison at 831-2791 for more information. pursuit or thv . pvrfllct nvwspapcn. ttv . lookvd at thv : Hvws )ournal first. "Too Gannlltt." hv WHEN YOU RIDE DRUNK. ONE MORE thought. Thvn FOR THE ROAD CAll HAVE hv wvnt to thv All ENTIRElY DIFFERENT MEAfUIG. nvwark Post. "Too local " hv though't. ' Thvn thv Dvl · Statv H~ws. : STUDENTS, "Too much to : Alc~ hol quickly a!fects your judgment, balance, and coordination. When these faculties CALL NOW& thv south," hll ' are 1mpaJred, ndmg becomes more than diffi cult. It becomes dangerous. Don't drink RECEIVE A thought. and nde. Or your last drink might be yo ur last drink. IIOTHCTCU SIFETT FDUIIIIAnOI Thv man was : FREE frustratvd, · almost giving : DOMI~O'S PIZZA up on thv First : Statll as a Applications for the Resident Student FRISBEE prlmll Activities Leadership Scholarship are now WITH YOUR ORDER! nvwspapvr spot. "ttvy Dud," a : available. Applicants must live in a resi­ man oncv told · UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE 454-6430 232 E. Cleveland Ave. him. "Why not · dence hall and have demonstrated a high try Thv level of volunteer service and leadership to Rvvlvw?" "Oh, that's a the University of Delaware community. If ~me coUvgv papvr," Bud said. "Why you are eligible, please pick one up at any would you rllad, of the following locations: that?" STUDEMT O~LY SPECIAL! ttls rrltnd • Resident Student Association office, S7.99 DOUBLE DEAL! pausCld. • ANY PIZZA! •·'' "Man, Thv 211 Perkins Student Center • ANY SIZE! LUNCH OR LATE HIGHT 2 LARGE THI~ CRUST ltvvlvw may bv: • Office of Scholarships & Financial ORORIGI~AL a collvgv · • ANYOFYOUR MEDIUM i-TOPPI~G HAND-TOSSED nvwspapvr. but : Aid, 224 Hullihen Hall FAVORITE TOPPINGS! THI~ CRUST OR It's dvflnltvly · PIZZAS FOR O~LY profC!SslonaL" : • Student Services Building (Not valid with the Dominator or ORIGINAL PIZZA AND i any other coupon offer.) CANS OF COCA-COLA $12.99! (Additional toppings THE REVIEW : CLASSIC OR DIET COKE! extra.) . THE KIDS ARE : Av•llltblc 11AM·4PM & 9PM-Ciosc, d811y Umltcd ALRIGHT. . Compus Umllcd c_.. No coupon ncc.eiUIY n ... otr~r Ho nccniiOY TltM Offer One <-coupon per plua. Valid a1 One coupon per plua. Valid at ~rtictpatlno stores only. Not valid Vtilh participating stores only. Not valid with any other oHer. Prices may vary. • any othtr Clner. Prfcas may vary.II • II Customer pays sales tax whe re applicable. • Customer pays Siles tax where appllcab'e. . Delivery areas llmiltd to ensure sate Dettvery ~rea s lim ited to ensure safe 1 drfvl&g. Our dr ivers carry less than • : · are not penallzet110f .. · :~~08 : 0~~ dri~~:r:,e C:~?pe!:a~~eJ~:r ~~ ·de li ~~~ri~~trs ~ledollverles .

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f February 11 , 1994 • THE REVIEW. A 11 Red Cross hits home and abroad

BY BRUCE !. WISSINGER Tinsman said. ha ve more than 1,200 If You Staff Reporrer Although the organization volunteers, provide the The Southern California sends many volunteers to help community with a variety of earthquake. The Midwest with out-of-state emergencies, hea lth service programs, floods . Hurricane Andrew. most of the Red Cross' energy usually in the form of courses Think Quitting These natural disasters have is concentrated within the in standard first aid, child made Red Cross' local chapter state. care, babysitting and cardio­ work overtime. "You hear about the pulmonary resu sci tation While the Delaware Chapter Midwest floods, Hurricane (CPR). Smoking·For A !ended a helping hand Andrew and the California Along with these classes, throughout the nation, other earthquake, but what you the Red Cross, a United Way emergencies across the don't hear about is the fire on agency, has been sponsoring Delaware Valley also have Madison Street or the floods a series of events including DaY- Doesrtt Make called members to attention in Elsmere," Megan Moran, a benefit dinners, wine tastings ~l.h~I.Ys locally. spokeswoman for the local and an upcoming murder­ "We have at least one or Red Cross said. my s tery dinner in March, ~heLp SA'Ie two volunteers in California The organization, which has been designated -me right now,' said Mark established in 1905 , has four Red Cross Month. A Difference, Your Tinsman, assistant director for Delaware branches presently Moran said the ~P.~cM-L emergency preparedness, the in operation. organization's main disaster division of the These include locations in emphasis at the moment is 1--ex>·-9887· Delaware Red Cross. Kent and Sussex counties, the recruiting volunteer BodY- sagrees. "They might be doing case headquarters in Wilmington instructors and disaster ,: work directly with families, or and a unit set up at the Dover services workers. EanhShare,.. they may be involved with Air Force Base. Moran added ,"Our feeding and sheltering families The Delaware Chapter's organization is open 24 hours (on these responses) ," locations, which combined a day and 365 days a year."

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-Eligibility: Research may be for a course, thesis, apprenticeship or independent study. -Types of expenses include: purchase of expend­ Saturday, February 26, 1994 able materials, photocopying costs, transportation to libraries, and professional conferences, etc. - Faculty sponsor must submit a Letter of Support 8:00 p.m. · Mitchell Hall for your funding request. Tickets on sale at the Hartshorn Box Office ...Application forms arP ·ailable at the Honors Pro ~ . ..., n ttice, Call Mon.-Fri. 12-5 p.m. • 831-2204 186 S. College Avo Room 204 Made possible by Comprehensive Student Fee A 12 • THE REVIEW. February 11 , 1994

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-fP~­ We' re showing all kinds of nifty movies this semester, starting with ... Queer Dance DEMOLITION MAN Friday, February 11, at 7 and midnight; Party Saturday, February 12, at 9:30 Monday Feb. 14th 9pm-? So gat a bewl on to SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE Friday, February 11, at 9:30; Saturday, February 12, at 7 and midnight J) J.\t'l CE! "Is this it?" you ask. Ah, ye of little faith! It's not. $3.00 Door Cover We'll also have ... Questions call 831-8066 . . ..CARTOONS before each and every movie! ... Great movies including THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE All can Party, 2I to SHOW, THE THREE ttUSKETEERS, THE PELICAN BRIEF, and A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. drink. J.D. required Pick up your copy of the new movie schedule in the . ALL AT Perkins Student Center, the Christiana Commons, or the Morris Library today. This series is broug_nt to you by YOU ( remember those questionnaires last semester?) and by the Comprehensive Student Fee. **shows are in 140 Smith Hall and cost a measly **$ 1 with UD ID, one paying guest allowed per ID. **tickets go on sale 1/2 hour before each show. If you'd like to join the Weekend Films Series Committee, stop by the Student Center Programs Office 913 Shipley Street. Wilmington, Delaware 19801 (107 Perkins Student Center) or accost one of the night managers at the weekend movies. (302) 658-ROAM

Don't just look at a mountain, Climb it! Don't just stand by a river, Raft il!· ·1994 University of Delaware African Consciousness· Celebration Presents ACCOUNTING INTERNSHIPS U.N.I.T.Y. WITH IBM: SUMMER 1994 Understanding Now Inspires Tomorrow's fouth ($550-$650 PER WEEK SALARY) TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1994 WEDNESQAY, MARCH 9, 1994 Opening Discussion & Reception: Hats: A tribute to Harriet Tubman with FOR MAY 1995 ACCOUNTING B.S. & M.S., "Unity In the Community II" Sandra Dunson Franks MBA CANDIDATES TO BE CONSIDERED FOR 7:30p.m. A one-woman show about the INTERVIEWS ON MARCH 11. SEND YOUR Rodney Room , abolitionist Harriet Tubman Co-Sponsored with Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. 7:30p.m. RESUME (INCLUDING GPA) BY FEBRUARY 22 Perkins Student Center- Bacchus Room TO: LYNN JACOBSEN, CAREER SERVICES, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1994 MONDAY, MARCH 14, 1994 RAUB HALL Lecture: The Importance of Black History Dr. Asa Hillard, Professor of Education, Dr. Lenworth Gunther Georgia State University Professor Black American Studies, Essex County College "The State of Black America: 7:00p.m. Reflections and Solutions" Kirkbride 100 7:00p.m. Rodney Room TUESQAY, MARCH 1, 1994 Co-Sponsored with Block Student Union A Play: ''Our Young Black Men Are Dying" SATURDAY, MARCH 19, 1994 by James Chapman Black Cultural Heritage Bus lour 7:30p.m. to Washington, D.C. Newark Hall Auditorium 7:00a.m. Admission: $3.00 Students, $4.00 Faculty & Staff, Bus will leave the Center for Black Culture $5.00 General Public $10.00 (UD Students and General Public) Ticket location: Hartshorn Box Office and Haneef's $ 7.00 (Children 3-12 years old) Bookstore. For ticket information, please call 831 -2204. Advance ticket sales begin February 14, 1994 WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23, 1994 The Honorable Shirley Chisolm 11 African American Women: Unbought and Unbossed" 7:30p.m. Rodney Room Co-Sponsored with Black Student Union and Lambda Delta Lambda Sorority

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Friday, February 11, 1994 Page A14 A time to celebrate For the duration ofFebruary, we commemorate African-American leaders. Let's keep it that way. In 1926, Carter G. Woodson the history of African-Americans in established "Negro History Week," everyday history classes, but more incorporating Frederick Douglass' emphasis should be placed on Black and Abraham Lincoln's binhdays. History Month as well. Fifty years later, "Negro History How could anyone even think of Week" became Black History Month eliminating the month celebrating Every February, Black History African-Americans, their history and Month commemorates great African their heritage, when students, American leaders (known and university and otherwise, are unknown) such as Garret A. complaining that the great majority Morgan . of faces in their history books are Lately, it has been speculated that white? perhaps there is no need for a The truth is, people want to learn "Black History Month ." After all, if more about this country's great one minority group gets a month, African-American leaders. And we why can't all other minority groups have a right to . get one as well? And doesn ' t a Keeping Black History Month specified month just for the exactly as it is promotes diversity, recognition of African-Americans not separatism. People are always Not so white lies come from the White House. keep many of the separatist saying that education is the key to principles that already cause increasing diversity and reducing The heath care crisis. The welfare "entrepreneurial government" from problems in our country alive and racism, and Black History Month is crisis. The crime crisis. Washington Commentary government-imposed payroll caps, a well? the perfect place to stan. · keeps telling us the world is one big "national health board," and Have we really learned anything By taking advantage of this crisis. But you and I know the By jason increased taxes on the production from Black History Month? How month, which has now become a biggest crisis roaming the land is not base. many significant African-American tradition, people of all backgrounds heath care or welfare or crime. The Nathaniel Tax deductions on underwear . leaders has this month really taught can gain knowledge and insight that biggest CTISJS is rooted in Smith Why does Bill lie to Hillary? Why, us about? they wouldn't have had otherwise. Washington itself and is named Bill does he lie to you and me? I believe, Regardless of how much Black The month in question is the only Clinton. A man who wi ll say it is because of his greed. W e ' v e History Month has taught us, it still exposure that some people ever get anything to anybody in order to people in the political arena. got to remember that Clinton is the. holds true that it can teach us plenty. to African-American history. It also satisfy his sexual urges, his political Although politicians have always guy who takes tax deductions on his· Some say the month should be gives the Afri-can-American ambitions and his greed. been known for a bit of exaggeration underwear one year (yes, he really, eliminated and that there should communitv an oooortunitv to Betraying intimate trust here and there. Clinton has stretched did this), then covers up a tax-· simply be more emphasis placed on acknowledge, celebrate and be We are told that Clinton's the truth far beyond acceptable deductible $60,000 loss (in' African-American history in proud of the great black leaders in philandering has nothing to do with bounds. Whitewater) the next. We ' ve got to' everyday history classes. history. his job performance. I say: wrong. Clinton said universal health remember that Clinton is willing to' Sadly, this is easier said than Black History Month is a tradition A man who cheats on his wife will insurance could be provided without legally maneuver his way around the, done. that causes no harm to anyone. It just as easily cheat on his country. A a new payroll tax . Guess what? A American people (by having key Black History Month exists for a can only help us understand each man who won ' t lie with his wife will payroll tax is in the plan. documents subpoenaed, instead of reason. A good reason. Not only other a little better, something we lie to his country. Why ? Because Clinton said college students just turning them over; b:x attempting should more emphasis be placed on could all use. such a man places his immediate would be able to pay for their to delay the investigation beyond the needs ahead of his morality. college educations through statute of limitations). · During his run for the presidency, community service. Well, only He is willing to withhold key. Clinton, on 60 Minutes, admitted his 150,000 students. To fulfill the evidence (Vince Foster•s· past mistakes and promised not to entire promise would cost, oh , a incriminating suicide note, turned: cheat on Hillary again. But did he mere $20 billion annually. over days late , again, when "I could have written that •.. " stop? I believe not. Clinton said last year he would cut convenient). He uses the justice: When confronted with allegations the de~t. but instead his budget system (how about an impartial: The Review is now accepting applications for editorial columnists. For more of further improprieties, the proposal included $3 3 8 bill ion in justice system???) to cover his butt information, please call Liz Larcfuro, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2771 . president refused to comment. Why? increased spending from 1993 wherever possible (i.e. instructing. The Review also welcomes guest editorials and letters to the editor. Why would the President of the through 1997. No major spendin ~ Janet Reno not to appoint a special Send all such commentaries to Tne Review, 8-.1 rStudent Center1· Newark, DE United States not ada-m·antly· deny programs were elitni'ti'ate(l. ' D' u'r fn'g' • p'r'osecutor then reversing his legal ' G"• 1~ 7,1 ' such aqega ~ l.ons? Wouldn't you if the campaign, Clinton said foreign position strategy). you could? · corporations would pay stiffer taxes. Character counts No, Clinton figured it would blow Guess what? It wasn't in the actual An entire generation, once so over. He thought that by waiting, the budget proposal. hopeful that government could be American people would forget. Well, And while Clinton proposes a accountable, has been betrayed. We luckily the Whitewater scandal came massive, top-down heath care plan in have learned that we can no longer Editorial Staff along and we forgot. Lucky Bill. But Congress, he tells the American afford to vote first and ask questions Liz Lardaro, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist, ed itor in chief for future reference, I say to the people on Feb. 17, 1993, that "It is later. And we've learned that, Mike Stanley, cartoonist Greg Orlando, columnist president, Keep it in your pants, time to shift from top-down indeed, character does count. Melissa Tyrrell, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist Slick Willy. bureaucracy to entrepreneurial Brian Hickey, column ist Jason N. Sm ith, columnist Betraying us government that generates change jason Nathaniel Smith's editorial Natalie Peters, columnist J. Matthew O'Donnell, columnist And just as he lies to Hillary in from the bottom up." columns appear Fridays in The the bedroom, he lies to the American Um, Bill, you don't get Review Spreading hatred vs. freedom of speech In the wind flaps the flag of hatred correct to suggest that we throw Nation of Islam leader by his enlightenment. The pitch, a there is no way around it. open all the lecture halls on deeds and not words, a man's curve that dipped low and Move a little closer - take Commentary campus and offer a podium to words and actions seldom Thus Spake away from the strike z one, my hand, maybe. This next anyone who can string together diverge very far from each Zarathrustra was followed up with a quick part might scare you a little. By Natalie a few sentences. other. Reserving a place for one push to sell The Brooklyn Since we're coming clean, Peters Under the auspices of "freedom often lays the groundwork to By Greg Bridge, factory direct. here's another truth for you: of speech" we should welcome providing a place for the other. This little tidbit of The symbols of this preachers of hatred, violence Since campus lecture halls Orlando rev•s•onist history I institutionalized racism still and those who assault others' are not the last veil before the mythology was delivered, no grace Southern skies. I think all of us would agree religious beliefs. We can all extinction of freedom of speech, "Ye shall know the truth, doubt, by the same milk truck Four states (Alabama, that the university experience stand by righteously and let' s exercise a little common that carried the joyous news South Carolina, Georgia and consists of more than just that and the truth shall make you denounce the bigotry, and at the sense over what they are used mad" -Aldous Huxley about those nasty (but Mississippi) still fly the which is taught in the same time provide an audience for. apparently fictitious) Confederate Flag or a variant classroom. so as not to offend the bigots. I've heard the arguments that Hail the light. After the Holocausts. thereof. In the best scenario, we learn This way we get to sit squarely say one can simply refuse to Here' s the truth: The Civil Big deal. These states pay from outside speakers, from Beatles , but before the on the politically correct fence! attend a lecture if one finds it Traveling Wilburys, Ge orge War was very much about homage to man's inhumanity, each other and from the and watch our self-respect go objectionable, but pe~son a l .aci s m . :it was about one lend legitimacy to an illegal community around our campus. Harrison produced a rather straight to hell. abstinence does not do enough low-budge t film called Time group of people thinking so regime, mock fully 96.9 Through exposure to new ideas On the other hand, we could to prevent the spread of this highly of another group, they percent of all we today hold and a diversity of people, we Bandits. just admit that hatred has no dangerous ideology. The film is notable for set them into bondage and holy. Their flags are a direct learn a little bit more about our place on our campus. We could Telling the maniacs that they treated them as property. slap in the face to every black world (or at least the world that perhaps only one reason. stop trying to pretend that every are not welcome at our During the c losing credits , Bred them like cattle. person, to every Northerner, surrounds our specific bit of gibberish that is issued university does. At least it's a Whipped them like dogs with to everyone who believes in university). Harrison sings a particularly from the human mouth should start. But if we can' t even agree forgettable song, the lyrics of poor bladder control. Bought the inherent equality of Think of it as a minor in life. and sold and traded them like mankind. be listened to, simply because that this is the right thing to do , which are mostly gibberish Even if this additional teaching the speaker has a right to say it. what hope do we really have of baseball cards. No matter how you dress it is not part of the eJtplicit and need not be repeated here Don't we also have a right (and overcoming socially debilitating in detail. Ask any Civil War up, Spam is still Spam. The university doctrine, it is even a responsibility) to say no afflictions like racial hatred? historian - from Shelby message of the Confederacy, certai nly part of the implicit " Oh -ryin -AY-YAY , oh- to racial hatred? Is it so wrong If hatred were benign and not rhyin-AY-YAY, sigh-AH-tay­ Foote to Dennis J. Orlando - of its flag was simple : It's doctrine. It is something we to stick to your moral contagious, I might be more they ' ll tell you in no perfectly acceptable for one expect, and should expect, when lee-AY -lee-soh." One does the uncertain terms what the Civil convictions? sympathetic to allowing crazy bes t one can wi th limited person to own another. we enroll at a university. War was about. It was about Do you get the impression people to hold lectures on our resources. There is no way to reverse Sounds really great, doesn't that we are being tested to see campus. At least for the few guys in ill-fi tting suits this. The symbol has been it? But a problem arises when The song does contain one, how reluctant we are to make a hours that they were at the and perhaps only one, whacking and shooting the indelibly stained . Is a black we begin eJtamining what stand for the things we believe microphone, the rest of the hell out of each oth - uh, it person to interpret the elements make up the eduction understandable line. "It' s so was about every man's right in? Today we seem inclined world would be unmolested by dark in mythology." Confederate flag as anything that will result form the to have a place in the sun, to toward permitting speakers to them. It's all so clear now. other than a chain? How is available material. come on campus and proclaim But, unfortunately, hatred is live his life as a free man. any Northerner to look on the I won't argue that the human Wisdom comes in small The world had never seen alarming prejudices. Per h a p s contagious. For reasons that are doses, from ex-Beatles, in the flag as anything but a cloth miTJd has limited capacity for tomorrow we can invite them unclear to me, it does find a an army like the Union Army. version of the middle finger? learning and that therefore all closing credits of low-budget back so that they can outline a place to germinate , even on British films. It was, as author and historian Elementary, dear Watson. potential material should be plan to take care of the university campuses. Michael Shaara noted, a The truth will really make approved by some governing Harrison, much like "problem" races that they object "If you ' re not part of the Huxley, was very much polyglot army fighting for you mad. Mad in both senses body, like The Mind Police. to. solution, you are part of the unity. Northern rich stood of the word, one supposes. Rather, I will argue the correct. In their honor, on this The day after, we'll let them problem" is an old cliche, but page, on this very day, let us side-by-side with the dirt It is rather dark in computer-based philosophy of recruit troops to get the job such a useful one. As long as poor and fought (and died) mythology. The Confederacy "garbage in , garbage out." celebrate the. human intellect done. There is nothing so we stand immobile while this by letting in some light. On for the chance to prove that is dead. Its ideals are buried If we invite, or even permit rewarding as progress. Do you man , or any other, is all men were indeed equal. in an unmarked grave by our apathy, speakers like thi s most glorious day , let also get the impression that encouraged (if only by our there be nothing but the truth. It was Lhe first army that somewhere just outside of Louis Farrakhan and his Adolf Hitler would be proud of passiveness) to sow the seeds of ever fought to set other men Marietta, Ga. The South could discipl es to speak on our A s a youth, I wandered us? At what point will we malice, we arc pa rt of the lonely as a Cumulo-nimbus , free. do miles of good by just campus, we are assured a finally draw the line and declare problem. Is thi s is som ething So yes, Virginia, the Civil showing a little respect to the demonstration of this theory. going hither and yon across that we've had enough? we should all add to our great expanses of the fruited War was very much about rest of the country. Does anyone want to argue the One needs to recall that, resumes under "Education ?" racism. possible resulting va lue of plain. despite what Congressional "The Civil War was not There's the truth and then Thus Spake Zarathrustra promoting anti-semitism? Black Caucus Chairman Kweisi Natalie Pe te rs is an editorial there's the truth. Be ye mad appears every Friday in The Perh aps it is politically about racism," 1 once heard , Review. Mfume said about judging the ccJ!umnist of The Review,, and tripped across the path of as heck or mad as a hatter, February 11, 1994. THE REVIEW. A 15 ·The fall of Western civilization Dealing with financial aid for Thumper to help a hunger when Eventually marriage wiU be taken Don't worry, I was told. Send automatically-known tone of Unpainted the auto factories were alive and as seriously as "asking someone out" your loan application to us and voice, she said I couldn't sign well. in seventh grade. Commentary we'll find you a lender, the lady my check because my loan was Furniture Pittsburgh. The Steel City. When The television itself is leading us on the other end of the line said. being verified and they needed we produced our own products with down the Appian Way. I trusted her. This was August. tax forms from 1992. My father By Brian our own raw materials, it was once of Take a kid for example, we'll call -By ]enn Late September, after I had swore that they had asked twice the most powerful cities in the nation. him Louis Baden. Louis sits in all Valese struggled to come back, I was for 1991 information. Hickey What is Pittsburgh now? day and what does he see? waiting for my loan to come I was so frustrated, confused Where is the economic dominance Granted, I'm not going to get into through to pay for the Fall and panicked that I had turned that once accompanied the town? I'd television violence, sex on the cable Semester. I was getting nervous. into a blubbering, screaming If it was possible tofu a ' Perhaps the fmt thing I should do venture to say, right in the same stations or any of the other ills that I could feel a repeat of the mess. Apparently, no one could nuclear bomb, Delaware's ' with this column is let everyone place Flint's money is. the television is blamed for. collections lady incident tell me the right thing to do financial aid department would )mow that in no way am I an expen Without our own manufacturing What Louis is looking at is a coming. Then it happened. The lady on be a large, bloody hole in the :.bn the Roman Empire, nor am I a base, we will become dependent device which is now the deciding The financial aid office, in all the other end of the line told me ground on South College . •:Scholar who can fully understand upon other nations. When you factor in how we elect our presidents its smiling speedy efficiency, flat out in her arrogant way that All I really ask for in people {patterns in modem day society. compromise your independence, you and leaders. mailed me a letter stating I was if I didn't calm down, she was is a little courtesy and a Since that is now clear, let's go are giving up quite a bit of your Does it scare you at all that we to find my own lender and they going to hang up. reasonable amount of lback to a time when gladiators power. will not elect our president unless he didn't know why I had sent them After I told this woman that I competence. The financial aid ~reigned supreme. A good Sunday Look at it this way: would you has a good television presence? my application. was going to drive four hours to department, in conjunction with : afternoon could be judged by how rather be a high school student, living Does it scare you that the best Now, not only had I been Delaware and show her what billing and collections, seems ! long the Christian lasted against the at home with a curfew (remember presidents in history (FOR, Lincoln) given extremely incorrect would happen if she hung up, I unable to furnish me with either. : lions. how fun curfews were), or a college probably would not have been information, it took them two came to a sudden realization. I was financially destitute at 1 The Coliseum was a social mecca, student doing God knows what with elected if they had to look good on months to get a letter across I realized this university is the end of last Spring Semester, nd it was tres chic to have the yourselfl television after surviving rigorous campus to inform me of this. really a business, meaning that so I was forced to embark on the nicest, cleanest toga. If the United States is to be character checks? I, a red-headed ball of livid we are its consumers and that long voyage through the From the time of Augustus Caesar considered the most powerful country It should. The president of the hysteria, gathered my wits and without our money it couldn't slapstick comedy so cleverly • in the frrst century B.C. to Honorius on Earth, this dependence on other United States is known as the most proceeded to pay a visit to pay its professors or any other cloaked as financial aid. ~ in 476 A.D., the Roman Empire was nations cannot continue to grow. powerful man in the world. He is the financial aid. I remained calm (it expense and therefore couldn't I owed $2,800 to the the power house of the world. It does. most powerful man in the world. was only mistake number one) operate. It also couldn't pay the university and if my parents and Keep in mind that's only about Need I mention five letters, N A F Why aren't we making our decision and the situation was supposedly salary of the incompetent moron I did not produce this sum 500years. T and A? If I were to debate the inner based on merit as opposed to remedied. that I had to deal with on the ("preferably immediately"), my The world has been spinning for working of the trade agreement, it appearance? When the end of November phone.· Most businesses show registration for this fall would quite a while and one of the most would take an entire page. If this nation continues to accept rolled in, the bank of my choice respect and efficiency to their be cancelled in June. Well, I powerful empires in its history is N AFT A is contributing to the less and less qualified leaders, we are had consented to lend me the customers so they will return. I didn't have $2,800 nothing but a flyspeck. · nation's demise due to its major taking the shortest route to self­ money. Around the same time, I shared all of this with the I felt like an ignorant punk Rome was destroyed after premise: If we build them (other destruction. · began receiving phone c;tlls moron and she transferred me to and I felt belittled. All I really everyone decided they wanted a shot nations) up now, they will And finally, our nation's from my father. The school her superior. wanted from anyone was some at the champ. Sacking after sacking boomerang and eventually help us. obsession with crime. And, our wanted our 1991 tax Finally I found out what I suggestion as to how to remedy led to its demise. Does that sound familiarly eerie? willingness to commit it information, something to do needed to do and scheduled a the situation. All I got was an From the time of George Did we say the same thing about Crime rates are skyrocketing in with the loan, he said. He sent it day to drive down and take care annoyed, condescending, sour­ Washington in 1776 to William Japan following World War 0? Are this country. It has gotten to the point in. They wrote back stating that of business. It was the only day dispositioned collections lady Jefferson Clinton in 1994, the Urtited we still waiting for that boomerang to where it is unsafe to walk the streets they needed 1991 tax anyone could remember that the who made me feel like AI States has been in the process of come back while we drive our at night. We are becoming prisoners information. He sent it back university was closed for bad Capone. After some debate I was cementing itself as the modern day Toyotas and watch our Sony in our own homes. We are destroying again. weather and no one had bothered allowed to pay the "outstanding Rome. televisions? ourselves from the inside. End of semester. Outstanding to tell me. debt" little by little over the Keep in mind that's exactly 218 Along with our deteriorating If we become scared of ourselves, bill of about $5,000. Panic. Someone came in to help me. summer. years. manufacturing base, we have another our own neighbors, it is a matter of Where the hell is this loan? I was informed that after my I was determined to prevent Certainly the world is a much problem on our hands: ourselves. time before this turns to an The last day of finals week loans and a $2,000 check I another such encounter. So, I different place in this day and age, A blanket statement saying elimination of trust in this nation. the Keystone Cops of would still owe $786, but that it walked the line. I braved the liul liiswfY couM 1>e iii iiie process of nobody ln thls country has morals How will this nation be able to wilds. I applied for j"1nanc1al 1\Jt.rl\l\ncrac~ call m~ dorm. Come should carry nver and I should repeating itself as it does far too would be wrong, but if you sit back function effectively if we can't even aid. sign your loan checks! Too late, have no problem. l'·d been home for a week. often. and take a look, time has changed us . trust and get along with ourselves? Low and behold the A few days ago, while I was I called financial aid. Sure, The United States is a junkie This can be seen in the face of our Oliver North is now running for collections lady was a goddess preparing to return, I called to looking for its next fix; an alcoholic families, our television program and Senate in the commonwealth of next to the bumbling wizards of they would send me the check add some classes and was and I could sign and return it looking for its next drink. This nation crime. Virginia. the financial aid department. informed that my classes had is self-destructing. When you watch a television show If I remember correctly, Mr. North I meticulously completed the with the additional money and been cancel! ed because of the And the saddest part is, it will go from the 50s to the 70s, there are not is a felon. A criminal. A law breaker. renowned financial aid forms, everything would finally be $786 I owed. All I could do was settled. down in history as a flyspeck. Sure, many families that don't have both Maybe that's why he has a good shot sent them in and patiently cry. After a week, I hadn't you might say we are the strongest parents and well-behaved children, to win, he'll fit right in. waited for a response. They But my parents scraped up the If we revere our criminals as received the check. In the nation in the world. You might pull generally one girl and one boy. informed me I was eligible for a money and by some miracle I some historically-based argument Today's family resembles a heroes, we have a serious problem. loan. meantime I had gotten a letter got four out of five classes I saying something about a hold which can only apply to the Roman broken version of that. People are This nation is based on a certain set Herein, confusion ensued. I needed. of rules and regulations. Those who on my account. Now I was twice Fmpire. But I'm not going to listen getting married and divorced, wanted to know whether I was The classes will teach me because America will eventually fall married and divorced. There is no violate these laws are considered supposed to find an institution to as confused and upset as I'd nothing compared to what I by the wayside. respect for the institution of marriage deviants. Deviants are outsiders, to lend me the money or if the ever been and I wanted correct learned this year about the answers. Am I Chicken Little running in this nation. be looked upon as misfits, not to be university was going to. So I University of Delaware When I called the financial around in vain saying the sky is How important is this elected as public servants. called the financial aid bureaucracy . . aid office this time, I was falling? , . deterioration? When children grow It has gotten to the point where department at Delaware, Am I apessimist who hAs a bit of up in a broken family, they are crime is glorified. We get to see our assuming they knew what to do. connected with the rudest )enn Va/ese is an assistant criminals get arrested on Cops and individual I'd ever encountered. paranoia running in my blood? missing much of what was once Rule # 1: Never assume. entertainment editor of The Or, am I right? known as growing up. we get to see them tried on Court TV. With a you-s·hould-have- Review The nation's manufacturing base Children are going home after What's next, PrisonVision1 is deteriorating. Need I mention the school to empty homes and to a Now you can see what really goes on general population's morals. How parent who is working far too hard to behind bars. about our glorification of crime? support a family on their own. By glorifying our criminals we are A classic example of the loss of The fallout of the "divorce is just a rebuking what this nation stands for. our manufacturing bases comes matter of life" generation is children If this nation continues down the straight from Flint, Mich. In the who grow up thinking that if road it is following now, it may turn 1980s a major car manufacturer something doesn't work out, ditch it. into the second coming of the Roman On TheRecord moved its plant right out of a once Try anything, if you don't like it, get Empire. bustling town, and what was left was rid of it, regardless of the That is, if we can hold on for "America's heart goes out to a economically dead area. consequences. another 250 years. "Racism is as human as love." People were skinning rabbits to The number of children growing Nancy. But who wants to read sell the skin and eat the meat for up in single-parent families is rising Unpainted Furniture appears every about a goody-two shoes?" dinner. Needless to say, I don't think as quick as the national debt, and the Friday in The Review Steve Wasserman Thomas Keneally people were running around looking country is suffering as a result of it. Random House Editor author, Schindler's List On why more people will buy To_nya Letters to the editor Harding's biography

organizations. Two years _ago: the positive symbol for quite a while. "I'm a politician, and as a politician I No solace for Pearlman Ku Klux Klan began movmg mto Symbols are much like words Newark. Resistance to this in that respect - the have the prerogative to lie whenever I Jeff Pearlman's column movement of hate carne from a connotations they set up in our group of faith communities . minds are much more important want." ("No real reasons behind than their actual appearance. For religion" Feb. 4, 1994) is joined under the banner of Umty Charles Peacock Coalition. Where would the example, let's take the word, extremely offensive to those of "nigger." When the word was an eY-director of Madison us who are religious by nature, world be without these conflicts? temperament or conviction. It is Where would Newark be today? first used, it was actually Guaranty, the Arkansas company unfortunate that his childhood A little worse than otherwise. considered a polite word. Now, synagogue did not gear itself to Some would say that we who however, the same W6rd i§ quir~ at the center of Whitewater children's intellectual questions, have faith are foolish. We are capable of starting riots, because but if he really had been idiots, and we are addicted to the the connotation of it has changed interested, there were other opiate of the people. I would over time. In fact, it might as avenues to pursue. submit that that addiction has well be a different word now, It is pure hubris on Mr. changed the world for the better because it certainly doesn't have "Everything that comes from America I Pearlman's part to believe that he as often as it has for the worse. the same meaning as it did when am interested in. I saw a television can understand why disasters and Without faith, the world would it was first used. calamities happen. Those of us have changed only for the worse. The same thing is true of program about Bill Ointon, that was who do become part of swastikas, or the Confederate great. Physically, I am in Sarajevo, but "organized religion" are no less Drew Cottle flag for that matter. To the angry or discouraged by AS JR average person, it matters not in my mind, I am in America." what these symbols meant many unnecessary death, earthq~~es and the like. Our commumttes, Meaning of symtJols years ago, but what they mean Deila lacevic however, provide solace when we now. If I passed by a library with Bosnian citizen realize we can't do anything to a swastika carved into it, I'd do a change these occurrences: Natalie Peters' article double take. In fact, if I were that defending the flying of the library's administrator, I'd think Where does he find his seriously of effacing the carving solace? confederate flag and the use of If Mr. Pearlman were looking, the swastika ("flying your own ... because it has come to mean "Valentine's Day is generally hard he would see faith communities flag -Defining the truth about tenible things. strug,ling to find new answers to symbols and meanings" Feb. 4, Similarly, it is true that not to celebrate because it usually falls quemons like his. Yes, there are 1994) was an interesting piece of all Southerners fighting in the in the middle of the week. By the problems with organized reasoning. But I think she hasn't Civil War were slaveholders. religion. Non-responsiveness to spent a great deal of thought on Most of them weren't, in fact. way, when is Valentine's Day?" youth is a long-standing problem, the meaning of symbols·, or she Actually, the Civil War wasn't and the best churches, would have caught the error in really fought to "free the slaves" University president synagogues and mosques are the her argument. (though this was an important David P. Roselle ones who address themselves to First of all, symbols are quite consequence), but to preserve the Union. Much of the North at the these problems. capable of changing in meaning On February 14 Yes, there are problems with over time. It may be that time could have cared less if the organized religion. Mr. Pearlman swastikas originally glorified slaves were freed. But we are not perhaps should also read his life; however, when most people living in the 1860s. Today, when "You hear about the Midwest floods, history books (the ones he now see a swastika, they think of most Americans see the Hurricane Andrew and the California advocated that no one read last such gloriously positive subjects confederate flag, they associate it with slavery, degradation and fall) --organized religion v.:a~ as eugenics, concentration earthquake, but what you don't hear also the incubator for the Ctvll camps, and fascism. I'd suggest servitude.Whatever anybody's about is the fire on Madison Street or Rights movement, Women's that if Peters doubts this reality, personal thoughts on the matter suffrage and equality all she has to do is go our with a are, they have to recognize that, the floods in Elsmere " movements, the movement. to big red swastika on the front of for most people, the confederate establish equality for lesbians, her shirt and see if people don't flag symbolizes slavery, pure and Megan Moran simple. gays and bisexuals, and the. give her a wide berth. This Delaware's American Red Cross Spielber,·s Schindler's List receives twelve Zionist movement to estabhsh connotation may change as Israel Most urban soup kitchens World War II 'oes farther into Evan Williford Academy Award nominations, indud'"" Belt and shelters are run by religious the past, but it s unlikely to be a ASJR Picture, Best Director and Best Actor (Liam Neeson •• OSCAR Schndler). 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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1994

Feature Forum Winter Television Students reminisce about candy hearts, playground with Heldy chases, first kisses, picking noses and Crayola smiles ... Aaaaaaah. The joys of Winter Session. The fluffy snow on the BY MELISSA HUNT even soda if we were lucky." , Assistant FeaiUI'f?S Editor ground, the endless nights of cold air But McNulty's fondest memory . and frigid water as you find yoor pipes p xcited little boys and girls mill about Valentine's Day is the whoJe · have frozen. ~bout the classroom, happily card selection process. , : Could you imagine a better time to handing out their Valentine's It's unavoidable. The code f · select your spot on the couch and Day greetings. elementary school etiquette demands : spend a couple of hours enjoying pure, One of Carol's classmates, a boy, even the kid that picks his nose or eais Wllldulterated television fun? approaches her with a card in his crayons gets a Valentine. As my two roommates and I, who hand. Shoving the Valentine at her, he Everyone does. opted to brave the storms from the gives her a quick peck on the cheek As Mary, a senior entirely too inside of our spacious four bedroom, and runs off. embarrassed to give her last name, two bathroom Towne house, spent Carol tears open the envelope only found out, the kid that ate the crayons time on our beautifully upholstered to fmd a mean note inside. He'd called also had a whole lot of love. couches, we experienced a stellar five her "stupid!" "After I had gone through all of my weeks of television. When the boy's dad, sluing in the Valentines, lhere was one that wasn't Our cable box restricted us from corner, fmds out what his son did, he's signed." viewing Cinemax and Encore, what it angry. The boy tells Carol he's sorry, After asking around her second didn't take from us was a few precious but only because his dad told him to. grade classroom, Cupid came forward. • seconds of unscrambled Spice every Junior Carol Maxson will never "It was me, It was me," Mary says five minutes. forget that lhird grade Valentine's Day mimicking the brown-eyed boy. When the temperamental cable party. Mary recalls the chunks of black receiver decided against Spice, we had Yeah, it's that lime of year again. Crayola crayon caked on his teeth. an afternoon of joyful viewing five Those who have got someone have "I think he's an artist now," Mary days a week, which remained the same that dreamy, glassed-over look in their says jokingly. except when one of my roommates, eyes, while those who don't fmd this Fancy the irony. we'll call him Heldy, decided to watch occasion a reason for lamenting. Junior Gerry Warwick also ran in!O three episodes of Growing Pmns in a But regardless of all current a dilemma when it came to sending row. situations, nothing beats the innocence out cards- sans the crayons. Perhaps the best way to let you into of that special childhood Valentine. "I forgot to sign my name on the the minds of a few television geniuses Junior Bridget McNulty remembers insides [of the cards]," he says. "So I is to show you the chronological order the crush she had on a boy in her third had to go around telling everyone the of entertairunent the day can bring. grade class. blank cards were from me." At 2 p.m. Magrwm P.I .. Magnum "We gave out all our Valentines, And there's always the thrill of the proved time and time .again that but for some reason, I didn't have one chase. · nobody can pull the wool over his from the boy I liked," McNulty Marc Honig, a senior, gets eyes. explains. nostalgic about his first crush. "We At 3 p.m. LA. Law on Lifetime. "I was devastated. But when I were both in the same first grade r My personal favorite was when Victor looked through my books and found it class," he says. Sifuentes challenged a dwarf in a court in there, I was so relieved." One day on the playground, Marc oflaw. The elementary school panies with made a quick escape after the little At 4 p.m. Family Feud. While I self-decorated paper bags and the girl tried to catch him. "I started running away because she was an missed Richard Daw~ groping every over-abundance of homemade goodies wanan in sight, I was able to get over stand out in McNulty's mind the most. icky girl," he says with a smile. it. "We always had our party after "I always wondered what At 5 p.m. Saved By the Bell .. Zack, recess and everyone had to bring a might've happened if I'd let her kiss Kelly, A.C. Slater and Screech. Who different kind of food," she recalls. me." can as1c for anything more? "We had cookies, chips, punch,maybe At 6 p.m. Wonder Years or the beginning of the triple-header of Growing Pains. This is where Craig and Heldy would spar over which sitcom would be most entertaining. Any sitcom is fine with me. At7 p.m. Jeopardy. This is where I would intelject and say that it was my Turn out the lights, take a deep breath and relax tum to decide what is on. One day I'll be on that show. At 8 p.m. to whenever. After our five-hour binge, it would vary night to night. Whether it be the Fresh Enigma fails to reproduce new age euphoria with 'The Cross of Changes' Prince/Blossom hour or the 90210/Mdrose back-to-back epic, every night was as good as the night 'Souvlaki' is destined to make ethereal superstars out of Slowdive before. With hand on chin and wheels BY M. 1YE COMER "ut the rhythm be your guiding light," same old song and dance. fnlrnMnmenl Edira spinning in my head, I took some time we were instructed on their debut album That wouldn't be so bad if the MCMXCa.d. to decide just what was the finest Enigma atmosphere was still there. Although the throbbing basslines and moment of television this winter. The Cross of Changes In 1990, the lyrics were few. You Was it the Simpsons or Seinfeld? Charisma laid back house rhythms made the song a weren 't forced to think about what the song huge club favorite, the chanting of Could it be Wings or Married with Grade: C- was trying to say. You could just sit back., Gregorian monks and breathy French vocals listen and get totally absorbed and lost in the • Children? made it a better album for meditation or And then like a,flash of lightning it Slowdive sound and rhythms. ~on rather lhan disco celebration. • hitme! Souvlakl But Enigma J:A!shes the envelope a little But just about everything that made the Channel 14. Auto Racing. Funny Creation too hard on the majority of the new debut album enjoyable is lost on their • Car$. Beau Bridges. Bonnie Bedelia. Grade: A material . Yes, the best moment, or actually Every now and then, we are reminded of The Eyes of Truth starts out great, trading two hours, I had this winter was the awesome power that a song can possess. in the previous religious chanting in favor of watching Heart Like a Wheel, the To date, music is the only legal Middle Eastern inspired music and vocals. story of race car driver ·Shirley substance able to completely alter your ., Music But sometHing terrible happens in the senses, filling you with undescribable Muldowney. Heartwarming yet action- middle of the third tune. sensations, letting you travel to the piCked. People stan singing- quite annoyingly. Well, it's time to call it a day. I'm undiscovered corners of your mind. And not only do they sing, they attempt New Age spiritualists have known that follow-up release The Cross of Changes. sure by now Craig is trying to wrestle to fill your head with deep, philosophical, F'IJ'St of all, Enigma, brainchild of a man the remote away from Heldy, who is for years. psychological poetry that ends up sounding But it wasn't until 1990 that the power of known as Curly M. C., was a phenomenon laying on his reserved spot on the more like cheap, cappuccino shop fluff. new age music was gift wrapped and because of the intense originality. No one couch. "We came out from the deep/ To learn to the mainstream .had ever heard anything like it before. I'll really miss the winter. delivered to list.eiting JK~blic. love, to learn lww to live ... Tha('s why Riding on the success of the intemational And although the music rides on the we're here!," you're told on Out From the THE RlVIEW !fie Pholo Brian Hickey is City News Editor. hit Sadness Part 1, Enigma burst on the same track as before, it's not as exciting Deep. The members of Slowdive in all of their ethereal Feature Forum appears every other scene like a horse of the apocalypse. because when it comes down to it, it's the see SLOWDIVE page 83 glory. 'Souvlaki' is guanteed to soak into your soul. Friday in The Review. 82 • THE REVIEW • February 11, 1994

RACHEL CERICOLA ON ... 'Billy': Stuck in Mississippi CROSS -" Y

BYTE RRY MCGQVERN of Banes, Miss. wlue the blacks live. 'God danm ya, nigger,' Lai shouts. grabs Billy's CULTURE ~:.= St>IIEpottet They explore out past the proximate fields, back:. and yanks him around. BiUy twnS with Lori's JI!!U walerlands aoo tick weeds. They stand by the ttain yank, his right bani lunges at rer, the knife b!OOe ALBERT FRENCH tra:ks to feel ''the pounding of the wocld benealh plunges into her ribs." VIKI NG PENGUIN their feet" as a ttain roars past They em;s a bridge, French draws nearly every character in shOOes More music than you ~ poke down a path leading through a forest and of good aoo of evi~ stick: figures designed strictly come upon a pmd. They wade in, searching for to )YO!lel the storyline are rare. Almost everything No reader of Albert Freoc.h's first oovel will be redbacks. . in the book does a little lOO'e than is required of it. can shake a stick at surprised wren its centtal character, a b~ 10 year The boys are now in the white section of Banes, Therefoce, the stay is complex; the moral in this old named Billy Lee Turner, is executed by the tale is unclear. BY RACHEL CERICOLA An extra special event will State of Mississippi for the murder of Lori Pasko, a An exceqx fiml the dust jacket is symptomatic Entertainment Ediror be going on at the Barn Door white 15 year old That information is disclosed on of this complexity. It presents Lori's death as an In no way do I qualify for in Wilmington. Very, who j)lst the dust jacket. Every reader, however, will be Books a:cident. But I...ai 's death was no accident. He says the position of local goddess, released an extremely exciting surprised at French's ability to evoke jarring I I to Gumpy, "They gits me down, but Ah 's git so I need everyone's help. If seven-inch single, will be back injustice through the measured, relaxed voice of li up .. .Ah hit em back:, Ah hit em good. . .She come your band or .organization has with Caterpillar. BILLY's urmamed narrala'. trespassing on 1800 owned by Red PcWro. Pasko's. gits me again. Ah stuck: rer." any exciting news, tapes, Sunday, the Tower Theater The narrator's authentic dialect begets a daughter, Lori, and her friend Jenny spot them. Billy's respmsibility for the death is ultimalely a vinyl, CDs or whatever, call in Philadelphia will host a palpable honesty throughout the book. To frre I...ai "whispers harshly, 'I dm't want them aroond subject left umreated,'as French abandons the The Review at 831-2771. blow-out with chart toppers evidence at random: "Nighttime be hot too, but lue. That's my pmd and I doo't want their nigger dilcnuna in favoc of the default guilty verdict of a Anyway, now that White Zombie and Prong. different than the days, pickin time be over, asses in it."' rocist jury. everyone' s back, it's time to The seats will be removed just everybody be sittin outside, too hot to be inside Jmny atta:ks Gumpy; Gumpy slips away. I...ai Avoidance of the dilemma proves a strength; get out and party. But instead to make sure there' s plenty ~f them shocks, bugs be just a bitin." Through these "grabs Billy around his neck and jerks his head BILLY is a deliberate, focused walk through the of just standing in a remote bar "bone-crushing terror" and hooest sowxls, the unthinkable execution of a child bock, then digs her fmgers into his face." Fmally, landscape of racism, through lhe scenes of white corner trying to get the "spine-tingling chills." rings as real&ic fJCtioo. tired of beating the boy, she bocks away. Tears aoo mobs burning down shacks in the Patch, Billy's attention of an intoxicated For those of you that have • • blood are m Billy's face. mistreatment in the prisons, the inattentive member of the opposite sex, been out of town the past few "Cinder speaks, Billy hushes. 'You and Gumpy ''Get out of lue. Ya beUer get, fore I change my Govema- withholding the pardoo which the his10ry you can find plenty of weeks, the Stone Balloon is stay on this side of the Catfish, don't be over in mind," Lori shouts. He begins to slowly walk of American punishment would seem to dernaoo. interesting events to keep your under new management and town pickin at things. You stay near, you hear."' away, but discreetly pulls out a pocket knife. I...ai French ·s· illustration of the landscape {X'oper, short attention span occupied. has some tasty offerings this But with the natural curiosity any normal 10 beccmes angry tha1 re is rot running. and of all woo reside there, is equally irn)Ye5Sive. This week will be filled week. year old boy enjoys, Billy Lee Turner igmres his "'Danm ya, • Lori yells aoo runs up behind him, The coon dogs howl; Big Jake, a broken field with exciting things to do, but Wednesday, the Balloon motrer and spenls this August Saturday in 1937 JllShing at his back:. Billy snarls over his shoulder, laborer, sings the blues Oyrics in:luded) in LeRoy's Saturday is the day that will welcomes Warren Zevon for a leading his ~ Gumpy out of the Patch, the area 'Ya better leave me be's, Ah kills ya, Ah kills ya.' bar. As French puts it, ''the night silence in the involve much decision making measly $5 for advance tickets and sacrificing. ($7 at the door) . A pretty First there will be a huge sweet deal for b ig name talent. gig at the Universalist For pre- weekend Unitarian Church on Willa entertainment, you can catch Road in Newark. The five­ Philly ' s Crossbone ·Pie and On band extravaganza will begin Gearhead at the Del Haven this at 5 p.m. and includes local Cafe in Wilmington. 1 WHAT"S NEW? acts Clear, Lean, Gangster Gangster Pump will be at Pump, Walleye and Mother's . the Logan House in For the week of February 11-18 Garden. Admission is a Wilmington, inviting patrons DATE ~· meager five bucks. to be hoisted above the Crowd If you can jet up to or throw things (no bottles Wilmington, the Rubber please) at the band. FEBRUARY 11 ALBUMS ~ BEASTIE BOYS Some Old Bullshil - a MOVIES GRAND PASSION· Am Krerttz Uglies will be gracing us with Around the corner at the 1800: William Henry anp!alioo make even~ chants Kim Basinger star in th! remake of this Sreffer show us how IOIJgh it is to play Pump and Charming Arms to no doubt. 1847: Thomas Alva on:! stU.nive aliooiJDWhodini. Sup-Hill SomdtniCk THE CAT THAT CAME TO llunpm:nl~ WiSlinglm Mama Jump. And if you haven't got them first woman to.lead the My Gki 2 Somdtrack BREAKFAST -UlianBJaJl - - FOR WVE OR MONEY- Mic:lmel J. Also tonight, Tony already, Pink Floyd ticke~s for Brirish conservative' PaWilllU ANN-MARGAREI' -~ Rlx Ia'S his amliK: ways in a flidt abo..t a Travalini and All the Rage Veteran Stad ium June 2 can ...., Party. Dead CanD!nr(l't'i;r;ues) FAMILY BLESSINGS • Labyrae lnel~ will be at Knuckleheads in still be found (for how much is. Wilmington. the problem).

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I The unforgettable moments of the silver Is Valentine's Day just another screen are immortalized by a single kiss. day for UD's administration?

BY IENN VALESE the hero and heroine are millimeters back his cape and kneels on one BY LAUREN MEDNICK Sharkey, Vice President of "My 13-year-old son, Anisunr Features Editor Assistant Enteminment Editor away, breathing heavily and trapped knee at the side of the enchanting Student Life. Steven, and I will probably "You must remember this, a kiss is in each others gaze. Snow White. He leans down and Do you remember the first "I am always working on take my wife out to dinner still a k.is.s ... " Hollywood has long since kisses her blood-red lips, then time you realized that your Valentine's Day, it should be and buy her flowers," says - Jimmy Durante claimed the rights to immortalizing sweeps her up in his arms and they teachers actually had lives on a weekend," he says. Captain Jim Flatley of the kiss. are off to start living happily ever beyond the walls of the Who was the heartless University Police. The kiss: a moist embarkment When Julia Roberts leaned over a after. classroom? wonder that decided the most Dinner, flowers, candy and onto the pleasurably painful roller sleeping Richard Gere in Pretty Who among us could fight the It was shocking to discover romantic day of the year jewelry may be the way to go coaster of romance and sex. It's the Woman, she was ready to break her tears of love and joy when in It's A that teachers did not sleep in should be Feb. 14 every year? to show your honey how you jump from the lax galaxy of tree only rule- no kissing. The moment Wonderful Life James Stewart the classroom, planning Maybe it should be more like feel, but it is not only about climbing and knee scraping to the animates the emotional significance shook with frustration and passion activities to make our lives as Mother's Day so it always how much you shell out. warp speed world of flirtation and of a kiss. as he tried to tell Donna Reed he students more fulfilling. falls ona weekend. Money doesn't always birth control. Sex is a physical action that's couldn't love her because he wanted It was even more startling "Unfortunately, I have to mean better when it comes to The icon of love and stomach capable for virtually any two people, to see the world. He breaks. He to learn that some of them leave very early that morning gifts for Valentine's Day. butterflies, the kiss serves as a but a kiss ... that's crossing the grabs her and kisses her, losing all were even married and had so I will probably leave a There are some who believe favorite memory, a beginning or, bounds of the nervous system into control, not able to help himself. families of their own. small gift of jewelry under my Valentine's Day is just a hoax more sadly at times, an ending. the realm of the heart. As much as the kiss has been a Obviously, this tremendous wife's pillow," says, Timothy to get Americans to spend The best stories are remembered A heavy move indeed. happy launch pad for drama's most misconception cleared up as Brooks, dean of students. their couch money on red for that one locking moment of The fairy tale kiss that begins a memorable romances, it's been the we got older ... Or did it? While it is not always teddy bears that say "I wuv passion (and fOIDetimes pain) where romance holds its roots in the stories For those who still believe possible to be there on this you." of old. The handsome prince throws see KISSES page B4 that professors in college live holiday that Hallmark has "My wife and I are to serve our every academic blown out of proportion, convinced that Valentine's need, Valentine's Day is the Valentine's Day may Day is a capitalistic plot to perfect time to unmask their symbolize a special moment make people spend mone)' on true identities as - REAL in a couple's lives. candy and flowers," says Dr. PEOPLE. What could be more Harris Ross, associate "Valentine's Day is romantic than celebrating the professor of English. generally hard to celebrate anniversary of a first date on "We have been married for because it usually falls in the Valentine's Day? 18 years so we will probably middle of the week," "My wife and I went out on do something romantic like President David P. Roselle our first date on Valentine's work all day and come home says. "By the way, when is Day when we were in and collapse." Valentine's Day?" Roselle, college," says Jim Ross says,"My wife just got asks. Butkiewicz, assistant dean to those little candy hearts with the Monday, Feb. 14 . the College of Business and cute little sayings like 'Be my Learn it. Know it. Live it. Economics. Valentine' on them, so we will Roselle will be away from "Last year, we celebrated probably give each other one of the university that day but in 25 years since our first date, those." the true spirit of women's and I had 25 red roses sent to While Roselle may not be a liberation, "My wife will the school where my wife Romeo, Sharkey may not be probably take me out to works," he said. comparable to Alan Aida and dinner," he says. One might assume that Brooks may not seem like he The unfortunate fact that policemen rank low on the would be friends with Barry Valentine's Day falls during romantic scale, however, Manilow, maybe the whole idea the week can strictly inhibit there seems to be a deep, dark behind Valentine's Day is the spirit of the true romantic. streak of romanticism running everyone interprets it differently. "I will be at a conference in through these men in blue that Besides, who is anyone to Florida that day," Says Stuart you might not expect. criticize?

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The Review, Volume 120, Number 35 Februa 11 1994 • 85

Sports in Review Women hoopsters fall to George Mason By Greg BY MEGAN MCDERMOTT Orlando Managing Eciror Colleen McNamara remembered the last game against Missed ~pportunitie~ George Mason too well, and was determined not to let anything like it happen again. February: Last year, the Delaware women's basketball team fell 80- cost the Hens in the 45 to the Paoiots. "Ooh! Was it 35?" the junior forward said, looking annoyed that the Hens could have come up so short. 75-67 loss. "We got embarrassed," McNamara said. "[Tonight) we swilhsuit BY MICHAEL LEWIS very sluggishly, being came out ready to get 'em." The Hens didn't quite "get 'em," but they also weren't Assistant Sports Editor outhustled and outrebounded by embarrassed in the 75-67 loss Tuesday at the Bob Carpenter Any basketball coach who the Patriots, who raced to an Center. comes up on the losing end of a early 10-point lead. Slowly, month for game will always say the most though, the Hens crawled back, Delaware (7-12, 3-4 North Atlantic Conference) began the second half down 32-28, but a layup from senior center frustrating part of it is the and were within fo ur at Mere! van Zanten 15 seconds into the half brought the Hens amount of missed opportunities halftime. within two. their team had. But just when it looked like sport fans the Hens would seize the The scoring went back and forth. Sophomore guard Tuesday night at the Bob "Nalced chicles and I'm in love Denise Wojciech hit a jumper from near the foul line, Carpenter Center, Delaware opportunity at the start of the I (Or at least the Viking followed by five more points from van Zanten. who led the women's coach Joyce Perry second half, they collapsed on equivalent.)" - The Bloody Hens' scoring with 20 points despite spraining her thumb knew that feeling all too well. both ends if the floor. George Snowmen, Ode to Nalced three days before. The score was 40-37, with the Patriots Perry's Hens came within a Mason came out firing, led by Women . (14-8) still in the lead. point of George Mason at times, sharpshooting guard Marcell That's where it swted to fall apart for Delaware. but couldn't convert on Harrison , and the Patriot lead Amy is wearing a form-fitting George Mason amassed an increasing lead as guard numerous chances and grew to 15. one piece by Sur La Cote ... $52. Marcell Harrison, who specializes in the fast break and leads eventually fell to the Patriots, "They moved the ball real Amy has just been for a dip in the Patriots in career three-pointers, took off for 17 second­ 75-67. well , and we just had trouble the glorious Pacific, her partially half points. "We played a good game, but stopping their outside shooting," white trunks now clin2 ti2htlv to "We knew we had to hustle back." van Zanten said. we just weren't able to get our Perry said. her athletically toned flesh, But George Mason was always a step ahead. offense going when we needed The Hens clawed their way errant droplets of water slide "We try to be a fast-breaking team," said Patriot coach it," Hen senior center Mere! van back into the game with some down well-tanned thighs. "Come Jim Lewis. "[Delaware is] not a running team." Zanten said. "We had our tenacious defense, but costly hither," her smile says, "And '1'hey're a lot faster than games in the NAC," van Zanten THE REVIEW /Kelly Bennen chances, but we just couldn't errors kept them from getting bring some cash." Perhaps it's Keri Chaconas attempts to drive past Hen forward get our shots to fall." too close to their opponents. the lighting, or maybe the after­ see PATRIOTS page 86 Colleen McNamara Tuesday night. Delaware started the game see NOT CLOSE page 86 effects of a dip in the ocean, but her suit is near-transparent. Ladies and gentlemen, we have butt-crack. (What with it being close to Valentine's Day and all, and me being as big a sports writer as Hitler was a humanitarian, I had Skating with the big boys a hard time summoning up a topic - but you kind of knew that already, didn't you?) Then it hit me. The only time I A hockey ever buy Sports Illustrated, Sport or Inside Sports is in February. The only time I even think about fan takes ~JI)'ing a _S.PO!ts-related ~rioE,iE~- 15, inJFebruary. In fact, the only hnie I even think about those ·1o -ine-- magazines is in February. ice. hi February, I make a trek to the' newsstand and give thanks to BY MEREDITH GLAZAR all that is good and right with the Sports Editor world- the swimsuit issue. As my wobbly ankles Read: I only buy issues propelled my equipment­ wherein the covers are graced by burdened legs out of the scantily- clad females. Wet locker room and down the scantily-clad females . On exotic hallway, I could smell the ice. beaches. It was already a familiar There are obviously a lot of smell to me; one that conjured peo~le like me out there. Sports up fond memories of figure Ill u~trated comes out once ·a skating lessons as a 5-year- wee,k. That's 52 issues, for the . old and Friday nights during cerebrally challenged in the high school spent with friends audience. Without even wasting a at the local ice rink's open moment for reflection, I can tell skating sessions. And of yoh which of the 52 will sell the course, it also reminded me of most copies. the handful of Flyers games Mmmm. Hooters. I've been to - the scent there Funny though. Try as I might ~and ' trust me, I go over each and This artide is part oneof ~very swimsuit issue in three in a series which will n~useating detail), I am hard­ appear on consecutive pre'ssed to find any correlation Fridays. between, say, Angela soaking in th ~ morning sun and uhhm, or those who know to snir sports. The March edition of for it underlying the odor of Inside Sports features one picture the Philadelphia crowd. - qf about six wet, scantily-clad I emerged from the corridor WOVJen - which might possibly and stood at the edge of the be sports related. Though it may . ice. I lifted my head and take 10 full minutes to do, one looked around the building, will find that one of the girls is peering wide-eyed through the holding a volleyball, which is, in face cage of my helmet. fact a sports-related piece of The lights were bright. The THE REVIEW /Mark Schaffer equipment. ceiling was high. Empty Meredith Glazar focuses intently on ... the boardslH while other players go for the puck. So ' much for the purity of bleachers filled the expansive sport. It 's ironic. These issues arena. proud that I hadn't fallen, and my stint with the university team. come out just before Valentines As I stepped carefully onto awkwardly skated down the blue My tentative "I guess so" was Day, just when the men of this the cold, hard, unforgiving line in the direction of the benches. enough to convince him. world should be thinking of the ice, all I could think was, As I neared the other side, an "Stop by the Shack," he said in L-word (can't quite get my "Dave Schultz stood here." alarming thought entered my mind: reference to his hockey equipment fingers to type it for a second The door I had just gone How do I stop? store, "and I'll get you some time), thinking abdut women not through was the very one This wasn't going to be as easy equipment to wear. I don't want as objects, but as partners, "The Hammer" used to as I thought. you getting hurt." equals, lovers (Success!), friends. emerge onto the ice when he Apprehensive but eager, a few The swimsuit models in these played in the Flyers Alumni When I was first presented with days later I went to pick up the the idea of practicing with the issues have no last names, game I watched last year. This gear. Charlie fitted me for skates Delaware ice hockey team and nothing to give them any was also the door he left and bombarded me with a range of identity. They're just Ashley and through after being ejected writing about the experience, items of protective paraphernalia. Allison and Amy and so on. It's from the game for fighting. thoughts of George Plimpton, "Here's shinpads. If you fall you possible some of them are Maybe the brawl was just to Sports Illustrated 's hero of won't hurt your knees. participatory journal ism, floated lawyers, teacher~. doctors. Some satisfy the crowd, to prove "You have to wear a helmet with through my mind. might have families, but it Schultzy still had some Broad a face cage in case you get hit with doesn't matter. They're just Street Bully in him, but to me Now I know how he must have a stray puck. bo

I/ February 11,1994 • THE REVIEW. 86 Rocks hire new GM Wilmington Blue Rocks take Mike Jirschele as the new manager as Ron View from the bench Johnson moves up to Double-A ball. BY MEREDITH G\AZAR Freshman walk-on Spom EdifOt Two men poked fun at each other from across the room. Mike Liloia adjusts By the way they laughed and joked, few would guess that one was about to talte over the other's job. But former Wilmington Blue to his new role. Rocks baseball club manager Ron Johnson and incoming manager BY MICHAEL lEWlS good job for us this season," Mike Jirschele clearly parted the Anisranr Spotts fditor Delaware coach Steve Steinwedel best of friends. Every year, there's one man on said. "He impressed us with his ball­ "Mike's done an outstanding job the Delaware men's basketball team handling during tryouts, and he's [in the past)," Johnson said. "I've who lives primarily in obscwity. He been a positive addition." known him since we both got a cup­ is not the star of the team. and he Most college basketball players of-coffee-sniff of the big leagues." usually comes and goes unnoticed are confronted with the harsh reality Johnson - "RJ." as he is called except for the fmal minutes of the c1 a diminished spotlight wren they by Jirschele and many team game. His name almost never leave high school, and Liloia is no members - dressed in jeans and a appears in the boxscore, and only exception. Still, he's managed to plaid flannel shirt, looked like a the dedicated fans know who he is. keep a positive attitude despite cowboy moving on to greener He is the 12th man, and this year riding the bench for much of the pastures. And in a sense, he is. his name is Mike Liloia season. Johnson is leaving Wilmington to Liloia, a 5-foot-11 freshman "It's been real tough not seeing a move up the Kansas City Royals plate who can swing the bat, I don't guard. is a humble, unassuming guy lot of acti

said. But after trailing by as much as 15, the Hens started a turnaround. Delaware rebounds increased and the defense A TRUE STORY FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "MY LEFT FOOT" picked up speed. "It was just us talking more," McNamara said. "Once they swished a DANIEL DAY-LEWIS EMMA THOMPSON three-pointer on us or something, we'd say, 'Hey, we got to be more mobile."' "A BRILLIANT FILM. "THIS IS AFILM YOU McNamara, who pulled down 14 RIVETING. MUST SEE. ONE OF rebounds, converted a few boards late in Daniel Day·l.ewls gives another the game. dmllntperlOfllance in what is MY TEN BEST OF'93. But it was too little too late for the so far llie role or bls career." It deserves Oscars. .Janrt Mn li n, NEW VORK TIMES Daniel Day·Ltwls Is peat." Hens. .JOfl SHof!•l. GOO D MORNING AMEII Delaware was plagued by missed "A GRIPPING TALE ... opportunities in the second half, as "TWO THUMBS·UP. Wojciech missed two straight layups on AN IMPASSIONED Apowerfultbrlller." breakaways. MOVIE. .SISKELII EB ERT "There was some poor decision Daniel Day·l.ewls's lk.rrY Conlon making on our part," said Delaware coach Is a rich creation." "A POLITICALLY · Da"i d Anun. NEWSWE EK MA GA ZI NE Joyce Perry. CBARGED'FUGnrrvE~ The ftrst half started a little rough for "DANIEL DAY·LEWIS Craeker·Jack visceralllbuJakltg. the Hens. George Mason made the 50-or­ Daniel Day· Lewis gives an so fans even more deathly quiet as the IS BRILLIANT. exlrlonllwl~ OOIIl'!ncing perlcrmance." Aspleadld usemble ef aelon and -KrnMth Tur1n. LOS M 'GELES TIMES Patriots started the game with an !!-point SOlie or the Je&r's mostskllllally scoring spree to leave Delaware behind kinetiC lllmmaklng." 11-2. ·TIM E MAGAZINE "A POWERFUL, But a string of baskets from van MESMERIZING Zanten and McNamara closed the gap to 21-21. MOVIE. "We knew [van Zanten and Daniel Day·lewls gives oae ol bis lines! performances." McNamara) are the focal point of their ·Jtrrl"t'y Lyons. Sl'I'I:AK PRt:VIEWS ICNBC offense," Lewis said. The Patriots took control again, but not enough to leave Delaware humiliated "DANIEL DAY·LEWIS again. GIVES AGREAT "The way we played made us feel PERFORMANCE. better," van Zanten said. Not content to bask In bls ..wen Delaware travels to Hartford and revle11s lor 'T~e Last Of The !lollan1'1 Vermont for two conference games this •11y Leh Foot', and '1'1le Ace or lalelte', weekend. he does u abslllutely smu~lng lob. Don't miss this tuse, GEOROE MASON (75) - Wo-. emollooally sutter!n« II10I'fe." -Gw r flatlr), COS MONLITA.N MAGAZII'U: H~IIO,Hilton7·13+5ll,llome2~o.Go4, a,- ~12 2· 317,Hanioorii-174-621, Kidl 1·2 2-3 5, Reynoldo ~2 ().G 0, Jdln1011·llamplcc! ().G().G o. Peancn 0.3 0.00. DELAWARE (67) - ~unonl- 14 2·3 II, Shockolford 0.0 0.0 0, VIII z.,..., 7-15 6-7.20, Wojciocll S· tl +S 14, S~~~~ee 2-3 2-2 7, Ruck 0.1 o.GO, Mila o.G ~00, £aeli 1-3 2-24, N..U1·1~4 . lla1l\ime - OM 32, Del. 21. 3-paint IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER lh011 - 0M5-IS (Chlcon11 3), Del. 1-S (Sarue). Rebound~ - OM 35 (Hi!10n, !lome 9 ~M. ~-~2'1S:~: ::::~~~ t t Blockt - OM 2 {Hi!10n, !lome), Del. 6 (McNomora 3). Sleala - OM II (H&nilm 5), THE REVIEW /ICelly Dennen Del. It (Wojciocll4). Milrcell Harrison hurt the Hens offensively and defensively Tuesdily. Here, she slilms one back at Bev S~tee. Classi ieds February 8, 1994 • THE REVIEW • 8 7

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