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250 Student Center Universi ty of Delaware, Newark, DE 19716 V OLUME 123 N UMB ER 7 A McEnroe Attack Election '96: ' UD speaks out on issues

BY LISA I TRABARTOLA their every day lives. s~mor Stafl Rt'Jmrtn " I don't really pay attenti on to With the presidential debates budget debates. because it doesn· t scheduled to begin in October. a strike my interest,'. freshman baragc of is ues is being thrust Kristina Hersh said. into the natior~al spotlight. with "The budget doesn·t have a each candidate vying for every giant impact on my life. We have acrcd vote he can get. this huge deficit that I can·t even In the past two months. the comprehend, .. senior Jessica has seen a new Bacon said. welfare system implemented and Believe it or not, these issues an increase do have a direct impact on college 1 n the students. national A balanced budget would not minimum only lower income taxes. but also \Vaf!P town interest rate s on s tudent T h e s e loans. popular '·The budget affects a whole poI it i c a I range of things." said Joseph Pika. platforms university political scie nce and have been international relations professor. the meat "Some of the budget priorities THE REVIEW I John Chabalko a n d deal with students' lives today. Tennis great John McEnroe took the Stone Balloon by storm Wednesday night with his rock act, the Johnny Smyth Band. potatoes of and some will directly deal with "I think this is the first time a gig will be better than a tennis match," the tiesty McEnroe said to a capactiy crowd. many a them in the future ... Clinton poI it i c a I The fate of Social Security may campaign. not seem to affect young voters, and the 1996 presidential but it docs. A chunk of e\ ery campaign has not strayed from American· s paycheck goes toward thnt traditi_on. S o c i a I While older generations of Security. voters may gravitate row~rd ··1 t • s a History prof. researches for ''Vote'' monetary issues. these topics good way seem to elicit yawns and head­ to put away scratching looks from many for the Carol Hoffecker helped build the foundation for suffrage musical confused college students. future ... For all those who ha' en't been sophomore BY GREGORY SHULAS F. Mason. assistant director of the paying attention, both President Edward passage of the 19th Amendment. later appro' cd by Tennessee, giving A.\.\·istant Eme-nainmem Ethtm Perkins Student Center. the story Bill Clinton and Bob Dole are Kuber ski In order for the amendment to be women the right to cast the ballot. Although most people don't know has been brought to life in a two­ ratified. 36 states had to vote in vowing to balance the budget if s a i d . The play is sponsored by the it , the state of Delaware played a hour documentary musical. elected (or re-elected) to office. "Wh at you favor of it. By the time the vote Delaware Humanities F o rum. dramatic role in the Women's Wi th the script wtitten by Mason came to Delaware. 35 had approved Although the presidential put into it Mason said he began working on the ' Suffrage Movement and the and music adapted by Stoner: ''First candidates are promising the same is what you the proposed law. play after the forum approached him ratification of the 19th Amendment. Vote" has been touring Delaware Supporters saw the 1920 Dover end result. their strategies for should get and Stoner with funding and the This piece of trivia is at the heart counties and has already been idea. - attaining a balanced budget differ. out of it. .. political debate over the amendment of the research of Carol Hoffecker. , performed in Dover. Wilmington as a make-or-break s ituation, Dole plans to balance the Although Pika said he believes Henry HirschbicL director of the Richards professor of history. whose and Newark. creating an emoti onal. one-side budget by c uttin g government Social Security will stay intact. forum , said the show is part of the work is emulated in a play titled Mason said he is pleased with the verus-thc-other atmosphere in the spending. Clinton promises to but he said the program must be commemoration of the 75th '·First Vote ... which began touring response to the production. ··we capitol. achieve the same goal. while a lt ered to survive. anniversary of women's right to regional hig~1 schools Tuesday. have been very well received in the ''What happened was prominent vote. providing at the same time "[The government has] been The play ''a adapted from high schools." he said. "Its been a women like Emil) Bisscl [who ·'This play shows us how targeted tax relief fo r educational raid~ng the trust fund in order to Hoffecker's research on the real-life hit in man) ways." started the first tuberculosis hospital fascinating politics i ." Hirschbicl programs. strengthening pay off the budget deficit,'' he political events surrounding the ot only is it entertaining, he in Delaware! and Mary Wilson Medicare, Medicaid and the said. aid. "People don· t have an idea of Women's Suffrage Movement in said. but the show also delivers a Thompson. a popular Wilmington the arduous task it was for women to environment. "People are living longer and Dovcrduringthc 1920s. historical message to many people. sociali te. were against the passing of finally get the right to vote ... So. w hy are so many educated retiring earlier,'' Pika explained. ow. a shortened version of history lesson is a shock to the amendment." Mason said. The "First Vote" will continue to college students demonstrating an "The funding won't be sufficient. production is making its way to many. Stoner said. "It s urprises The connict between the pro and tour high schools this fall. Toward incredible lack of interest in these which mean; either a reduction in regional middle and high schools on people "hat a significant role anti-s uffrage people rc,ultcd in a the end of this year. a special issues? benefit> or an increase in taxes." a 13-school tour. Delaware played in the Women's historically important political performance of "First Vote" will be Many st udents said tax cuts. Young voters arc often With the help of Joyce Hill Suffrage Movement." debate and confrontation. held at Mitchell Hall for political balancing the budget and Social uninterested in the budget or Stoner. chairwoman of the an The story takes place in I 920 Security are not yet pertinent to In the end. Delaware decided not office holders in Dover. see ISSUES page A 7 conservation department. and Scott when women were fighting for the to pass the vote. However. it was TUC rooms cost Poli-sci classes a pretty penny prep for elections

BY STEFANlE SMALL who were not students. inc luding BY STEFANIE SMALL put into it ," he said. members of th e Newa rk A rt ~ Achtlll/1.\lratire .Vt!n' Ed11m Freshman Rachel Gordon is Policies invo lving user fees for A ll iance. Working o n· presidential \~orking on D ole's campaign in the use of rooms and eq uipme nt As a result of this. she was to ld campaigns. debating the issues of hi s Wilmington office for o ne have changed since the opening of that s he woul d be charged $ I 75 to the candidates and predicting the credit. as well as taking the hono r the T rabant University Center. usc the multipurpose room. o ut come of the election can all be coll oquium. · There are now fees for faculty. Marilyn Prime. director of the done for credit this semester. Gordon must spend a total of non-registered st udent groups and unive rsity center and the Perkins An honors colloquium. 24 ho urs thro ugho ut the semester the general publi c if they want to St udent Center. said. " Up until "Choosing th e President," and a w,orking for the campaig n and us e a · room in th e universi ty Perkins went off line, everything political campaign imernship are write a two- to th ree-page c,enter. Regi tercel student groups was completely free, but w he n it be ing offered this se mester in summary of her experience. h ave to pay if they need any opens again in February, th e light of height ened interest in the The hou r s s he spe nds a t the special kind of set up. and have to policies w i II b e the same as they upcoming e lections. office vary weekly. but s h e is pay a dining service fee if they a re in the univers it y center now." A s tudent can work o n any trying to get a ll her ho urs in serve a ny food. If 75 p ~; r ce nt o f the audience presidential or state campaign for before the e lecti on. The English H o nor Society, are n o t s tudents. then there is a o n e. two o r three c re dits, She is working o n categorizing Sigma Tau Delta, tried to schedule user fee . but if the majority of d epending on how muc h time the info rm a ti o n by i s ue , such as the us e of the Multipurpose Room peo ple are students and it is run by student warns to inve I. Dole' s s tance o n welfare and in the Uni ver s it y Center for a a student organization . there is no Joseph Pika, chairman of the abortion. So when people call the benefit poetry a nd book reading fee , Prime said. po liticitl science and inteniational o ffi ce fo r a specific to pic, it is Nov. 14 . Prime rai sed the argument. relati o ns department. said the easy to relay it to the m. Emil y Raabe . president o f " Why are other groups and inte rns hip is a reall y good idea Pika is currently teaching the Sigma Tau Delta. said everything departments using faci lities t hat because it is open to everyone. ho nors co ll o quium . fill ed was going fin e until she o nly students arc paying for'r- . "Campaign s are always primarily with fres hmen and mentioned to an Operation ' s Raabe said s he d o es no t recruiting students a nd thi s gives sophomores . Only one of the employee th a t so m e o f the THE REV IEW I Josh Withers them the o ppo rtunity to get featured writers may hring guests sec TUC page A4 The new Trabant Student Center has revieved mixed revie'fS· academic credit for the hours they see CLASSES page A4

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\ A2. THE REVIEW. September 27, 1996 • Rzewnicki looks to UD for Votes

BY AMYL. SHUPARD Rzcwnicki advocates returning Another issue Rzewnicki thought said. Natimwl/Stute News E(/itor government revenue to the people. was important in the upcoming Our interest on the debt costs us The state of Delaware cann ot She said she is planning a 30 election is crime. She said the amount more money than is spent on afford ro have Tom Carper as its percent tax cut - I 0 percent a year of crime in Delaware is rampant, and transportation, education, energy and governor for another four-year term. over a three-year period. efforts to control ir need to be given law enforcement combined, he said. said Janet Rzewnicki , Republican The rest of the money will help more attention. "We do not have the political candidate for governor, on he r pay for inflation increases in the ··we need to make it a priority to integrity to say to the American statewide campaign tour. budget and for new programs, she capture all the escaped status people, people that we cannot Jive beyond our Rzewnicki. currently the state said. who are roaming around the state of means forever," Brock said. treasurer, spoke to an audience of She brought up Carper's plan to Delaware,'' she said. Many of the students at th e about 35 college republicans Tuesday review the state computer software She said the government is too meeting expressed interest and night in Reci tation Hall. Fom1er Sen. system. The state spent $3 million loose with the prison trustees by support for the issues outlined by Bill Brock also spoke at the meeting. dollars on a plan which shou ld have giving them the freedom to Rzewnicki. · "In four year's time, Carper has cost $600.000. Rzewnicki said. repeatedly commit crimes. "A lot of young people today are UNtVER: rai sed the base of spending 45 When the project was finished. the Former Sen. Bill Brock (R-Tenn.) scared of how the finances in the state percent," Rzewnicki said of her firm said the software could not be told the College Republicans the are going," said enior Jim Taylor. opponent. used by the state system. government needs to shift its focus president of the College Republicans. Rzewnicki , currently the State ·'$3 million spent , and nothing to from retired citizens to the youths of Taylor said Rzewnicki's proposed Treasurer. said if Carper remains in show for it;· Rzewnicki said. this nation 30 percent tax cut will help to bring office four more years. he wi ll double She also mentioned the $30 Brock explained Dole's budget down the rate of spending in the state. the size of state spending. million spent on a program for plan. "It's not really logical that for "I think that is why Janet is really "That's atrocious," she said. "You computer literacy in Delaware every $5 we spend for people over hitting home with a lot of the young cannot build up the government like schools. 65 , we only spend $1 for people people in the state,'· he said. that. It just doesn' t work.'' The state however, did not invest under 18," he said. It can not just be taken for granted Rzewnicki explai11ed that if the in computers, software, or teacher Although Social Security, that the economy in Delaware is okay government continues to spend it will training. only computer wires were Medicare and Medicaid are right now, said senior Jennifer remain on the boom-bust cycle until it purchased. The wires were put into important, they are not important Reynolds, an International Relations goes into a recession. Delaware's classrooms, yet connected enough to risk the future of the major. "You are going to have to take the to nothing, she said. nation's children, Brock stated. "You need to always be lookirrg THE REVIEW I Man Smith programs that people have grown to "The sad part of all this is, by the By the time today's college ahead," Reyno ld s aid. " I think Republican Janet Rzewnicki, who will challenge Gov. Tom Carper rely on away from them," Rzewnicki time we find the money to put in students are 30, Social Security taxes [Rzewnicki] is someone who can in the November election, paid a visit to Recitation Hall Thesday. said, "or have a massive tax increase computers. software and training, all will have to double to maintain the really do that.'' to support this big government.'' this is going to be obsolete," she said. current le vel of security benefits, he

Delaware's infant mortality rate drops 10 percent ..

BY SCOTT GOSS The decrease represents a drop from the ( 19 85 and 1991, excluding the Di tri ct of "Delaware has extended Medicaid to I 00 reason for the decrease, "There is definitely a Nmionai/State News Editor previous five year rate ( 1989- 1993) of 10.4. Columbia). percent of those li ving below the poverty level. relationship between teen pregnancy and inf~t After 12 consecutive years, Delaware may Delaware is expected to rank 50th in the nation " Improvi ng our infant mo rtality rate in Previously the program was offered to only 75 mortality. For instance, teens may not know have finally climbed out of the top I 0 worst compared to eighth last year. Delaware has been a top public health ptiority:· percent of those living in poverty.'· she they are pregnant or wish to tell their parents. states in infant mortality. ·The rates are averaged over a five-year period said Dr. Gregg C. Sylvester. director of the explained. As a result they may not get the proper pre-natal According to the 1994 Delaware Vital because single-year rates are not accurate for a DHSS's Division of Public Health. at a press '·We have also initi ated an optional home care.'' Statistics Annual Report released Monday. the small state like Delaware, said Alexis conference held Monday. ''The ballle against visiting program for new mothers," Although Delaware's ranking traditionally First State experienced a I0.6 percent decrease in Andrianopoulus, public information director for infant mortality has been a collaborative effort. Andrianopoulus said. ·New mothers are often has been unpredictable from year to year. its infant mortality rate for the five-year period Delaware Health and Social Services. not onl y a government effort. but one invol ving released 24 hours after they give birth at which Andrianopoulus remains optimistic for future 1990-1994. "For example, two deaths can really offset our communities, businesses and social service point they are on their own. Now, within 72 success. The infant mortality rate reflects the number rate. while in a larger state like Texas it would organizations." hours aticr leaving the hospital, a new mother "We have no reason to believe the decline of deaths during the first year of life per I000 live not be a factor,' ' she said. Several measures have been undenaken to can be visited by a nurse who checks on the will not continue.'' Andrianopoulus sai d. "Of births. Delaware's five-year infant mortality rate In the last I 0 years Delaware has twice earned improve the state's ranking, Andrianopoulus condition of both the mother and chi !d.'' course we still have progress to make but tl)is for 1990-1994 was 9.3. the worst infant mortality ranking in the nation said. Andrianopoulus pointed to the state's effort defmitely a tep in the right direction." to reduce teen pregnancy as another possible Environmental group Star Refinery CONVERSATION protests Carper's record Approximate Total Authorized Discharges PIECES QUOTE OF THE WEEK price of a pair of Pocahontas Small of the 13.770 , 1~8 BY LAURA SA..t"'KOWICH years ago. he maintained the river, along 68.8511,991 '·You can't spoil a system pajamas that is paid to the St.if]Rrporter with many other bodies of water in Department of that's rotten to the core." Haitian who sewed them: 0.06 Even though Gov. Tom Carper \Delaware. arc still polluted. Natural Resources Ralph Nader, when asked if he Harpers Index of Comic and Environmental }~,.fdH signed a bill last week that would reduce As of 1994, a watershed assessment 6.062,5-U was concerned about being Relief Control. KE\': pollution in the Delaware River, he is report issued by the Environmental 311.312,716 IH'und .. pi.>r d:.t~ seen as a spoiler for Clinton. October 1996 ' ' being ridiculed by several environmental Protection Agency tated that 78 percent '·Enforcement is pound., pt'r )e~tr E: The Environmental obtained through a total pounds for life groups for his non-enforcement of of Delaware's water did not meet ~(·4 Magazine, • Ten-thousand Desert Stom1 existing pollution policies. swimming standards. court order or other 315,.160 nr s ) car permit Sept .!Oct. 96 veterans have reported "Delaware has become the polluters· 1l1c most recent point of contention. legal action: · 1,576.8110 "unusual" health problems. playground ;' said Alan Muller. president MulleF said. is the poss ible issue of a If there is • Fifty-five percent of first Newsweek, of Green Delaware. a recently duinping permit to Star Refinery in violation of a permit. KA marriages and 63 percent of September 30, 1996 Small said. the .l!lht. established environmental group, who Delaware City. 15.330 second marriages end in cited that a po siblc permit renewal to a If approved. this permit wi ll allow the state's first goal is to divorce. · • Douglas Wilder of Virginia · refinery could release more than I 00 refinery to discharge approximately 114 work with the facility JU.\j Chronicles, was the first African-American million pounds of pollution into the million pound of waste over the five- to correct the 3~7~ October /996 governor in the United States. Delaware River. year period that the pem1it is valid. problem. 19.893 He was elected in 1989. ··overall [Carper] has done an Components of tl1i s wnste, according 0 t h e r • UNICEF estimates that 2 Politics in the American States environmental outstanding job of meeting . to thi s permit, may include 1.6 million 11.1J million girls a year undergo Gray and Jacob, /996 environmental concerns, .. said Andrew gallons of ammonia, 69 million gallons groups have als o 4709 female circumcision. Lippst

'l Septembe r 27, 1996 . THE REVIEW. A3 Parking garage Newark values gr~en makes more than gold a clean BY BE SULLIVAN it Thornton's way. APPEARANCE BY D AVID D U K E H EATS Srufl Reporter "If I'm do ing something on ·U P AFFIRMATIV E ACTION DEB ATE The fo ur-s tory parking campus and I' ve purchased a sweep garage next to the Trabanl parking permit. th e re 's no U ni ve rs it y Center may offer reason I should have to pay to LOS A NGELES- A Tumultuous appearance the most easily accessible pa rk ri g ht nex t to the _b y former K u Klux Klan Grand Wizard parking o n campus. but university center." said BY J ENNIFE R MOSES David Duke , in an affirmative action debate Srajf Rt porrer s tude nt s with permits are s.ophornorc Fred Fredericks, here W ed n esday , heated up the relatively forced to pay by the half-hour who has a car o n campus. " I Newark Clean Sweep. a local ~sl u ggish campaign over a ballot propos iti o n to leave their cars behind. think it should be treated like organization educating area ·tha t wou ld bar state and local governments The parking garage. any other lot." yout h about the dangers of drug from giving preferential treatment based o n completed in Ja nuary 1995. Students a re not offe red use, has been faced with low race or gender in hiring. contracting and was built to replace the sticker parking permits for the gate­ members h ip and i s uncertain c:;ollege admissions. lot in the same location before control led lots because there about their future in helping the More than 800 people packed the Stude nt the uni versity center was buill, simply isn't e nough space to community. Union of California State University a t Presently , there are four s:.~id Maj. Lawrence Thornton, allow parking near the center Northridge amidst tight security as Duke, a seni or associate director of of campus for both faculty and members on the board who are in ,staun ch opponent of affirmativ e action. Public Safety. s tude nts. said Jim Grimes. desperate need of people to keep debated civil rights activist Joe Hicks in a The increase of acti vi ty at assistant director of Public the organization going. said co­ forum tha t supporters of Propos iti o n 209 the uni ve rsity center warranted Safety. THE REVIEW I Jay Yovanovich founder Ab ram Regi ste.r : who said was i ntended to smear the initiati ve as the construction of the parking All university faculty ' and The new parking garage does not honor gold stickers. ''I started the group three m o nths racist by linking Duke to it. ago with hi s friend Jo·e garage, he said. staff can buy a permit to usc think it should be treated like any other lot," a student said. As affirmative action supporters and Caramanico. "The university wanted to the garage. Access privileges critics (both sides protesting Duke 's " We were watching a friend o f provide as much parking as are programmed into their appeara n ce ) demon s trated noisily in a said Grimes. "For em ployees who may possible o n the s ite." said university ID card . which is ours dying from so muc h drugs.'· courtyard outside and occasion a lly scuffled. The gold permit costs $203 have to work late ho urs it is Douglas Tuule, director of swiped at the garage entrance. said Caramanico, who has seen As a L o uisiana s tate represe ntat i ve in per academic year and allows more conducive 10 use the Public Safety. 'They have to Grimes said. along with Register, the dangers 1990, Duke unsuccessfull y sponsored one of access to any gold lot on garage," Prime said. be · able to generate more Currently there arc no gate­ of drugs. " We decided that the first bills in the nation aimed at campus. The garage permit According to Grimes, there so met hi ng had to be do ne about revenue per space as opposed controlled lot permits offered dismantling affirmative action. Hi s prim a r y costs $360 per year and limits are no future plans to change to a permit lot.'' to students, Grimes said . The it, so we formed the group." bid for a U.S. Senate seat failed Saturday parking to the one gate­ the garage gate-access system The group i s looking for T he university is covering a other gate-controll ed areas on when he placed fourth in a runoff. controlled lot for which the over to a permit-based system vo l unteers. especially th ose $4 million mortgage which campus include the lots located Supporters of Propositi o n 209 had permit was purchased, like those currently used recovering fro m substance abuse, they mu st pay off in 20 years. next to Pearson H a ll and unsuccessfully sought a court o rder blocking Thornton said. around campus by students. Register said. Tuule said. " You need more behind the Amy Du Pont music Duke's appearance, arguing that the student Employees are not required Tuttle said there is a " College s tudents or anyone than a permit lot to pay for the bui lding. o rganization that p a id him $4,000 to a ppear to buy a permit at the garage possibility that in th e future the with pas t drug experience are garage." There were approximately h ad illegally used public mone y in a n but have a choice of parking at surplus spaces in th e parking welcome to join,'· he said. The primary use rs of the 585 parking s paces in the attempt to u ndermine the meas ure b y linking the nearby Hollingsworth lot or garage will be o ffe red to ln addition to its membership garage arc students attending sticker lot where the university ' it to the former Klan member. th e Amy DuPont lot, said students. problems, Clean Sweep might functions at the student cente·r. center now stands. The new Acco rding to two m ajor p o lls conducted M a~dyn Prime, director of the Costs for using the garage h ave t o find a new me e tin g a lo ng with employees and garage offers 593 spaces. this month . the anti-affirmative action Trabant University Center. are 50 cent s per half hour until place. commuting students. Thornton '' There are some ups a nd proposition has fairly s tro ng s uppo rt among Advantages of using the 6 p.m., and 25 cents per half '·We don 't know if the YWCA said. downs ... G rimes said . about al l registered voters . garage are the security. hour until I :30 a.m. The fall is going to keep letting us usc "There has to be a garage occupancy. '·Capacity A survey by the San Francisco-based Field protection fro m bad weather hours for the garage are space after Sept. 27 ,'' Register mechanism for paying for [the usage has been o n the rise ' Institute showed the meas ure a h ead by 48 and convenience of location, Monday through Friday, 5:30 said. " We need more people to garage].'' he said, '·and you s ince the garage opened last percent to 31 perc e nt , with 21 percent Prime said. A major a.m. to I :30 a.m., and Saturday get involved to keep a meeting want to distribute the cost year:· _u ndecided, while a L os Angeles Times poll di sadvantage is the cost, said and Sunday, 7 a.m. to I :30 space.'' between those who use the On average there are ,fo u nd voters backed tt by a 59-28 percent Prime, who parks in the garage a.m. The group is a n o n - profit garage. approximately 400 cars in the margin when it was de scribe d t o them. for convenience. organizat ion look in g for However. not all patrons see lot each day, give or take 50, T h irteen percent were undecided . donation s. volunteers a nd businesses in Newark t o he lp : ISRAELIS, PALESTINIANS BATTLE IN with admini t rati ve needs , •WEST B ANK; AT LEAST 7 KILLED Register said. Bill could mandate public He also said that the g ro up has R AMALLAH. We s t Bank - P alesti ni an gotten permiss ion t o place , security forces fought running gun battles charity c an s in so me loca l o with Israeli army troops over several hours b usinesses to help rai se funds . ; here Wednesday, while I srae li s f ired Eventually. the group hope.s to ' thou a nds o f rounds a t rock-throwing record of campus crimes visit local schools to spread their !demonstrators in a bl oody day of co nflict message. Caramanico said. ' that swept the lengt h and breadth of the West "We want to educa te c hildren •B a n k, leavi n g at least seven Palestinian s BY DAWN D'AMICO red ucc the risk of is passed, the names would id entity co u ld eas i ly be fro m 7 years o ld [and up] about od ead . StufJ Reporter universitie s covering up be added, Tuttle said. discovered if a location of a the dange rs and vio lence that T h e scal e of t h e violence, and the University stude nt s may c rimes on campus, he said. Although these names are specific dorm room or co m es with drugs , Caraman ico s u s tained involvement of unifo rmed fo rces soon be able to see a daily According to the bill, not listed, universi t y private residence was given. said. loyal to Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat , log of c rimes committed on police a nd security students can obtain them by The victim could easily be R eg ister advocates s ta rting , wer e without precedent in the three years campus if a bill pending in departments at institutions of as king Public Safety, he. named by reporters who read dr ug education early in school. ·: · i ncc Is r aelis and Pales tinians agreed to Congress is passed. higher learning would keep a said. the reports, he said. " Dr ugs are a real proble m that .• decide their future in peaceful talks . At n o United States daily log. open to the public Once someone is arrested, Having a logbook may not many people don ' t unde rstand ... '. o ther time since I s rael captured territory Representative Michael to v iew at a ny time, of it is public record and can be help with the di spa rities he said. "You can't wait. yo u · from Jordan in 1967 ha s it battled an Castle (R-Del.) co-sponsored reported crimes. obtained by anyone, TutLie between actual crime have to stop the pro blem befo re o rganized Palestinian fighting force. the Open Campus Security The log w ill includ · as said. s tati s ti cs and the statistics it gets here." T he immediate toll included more than Log Act. a bi II proposed in read from the bill , ··ail In June , to show his repo rt ed b y a universi t y, " Heroi n and cocaine are both 300 wo u nded Palestinians in addition to September 1995. currently crimes against persons or support for the passing o f the Tuttle said. popular drugs with teenagers those killed , according to hospital sources. pending in Congress. · property to i ts police. the bill, Tuule spoke in front of '·tn reality. the gap today," Register said. Eight Israeli soldiers were sl ightly injured, " R eports of crimes on date. time. a nd location of the Subcommittee o n between wha t might be The founde rs of Clean Sweep most of them b y rocks and b ot tl es, but at campus s hou ld be available such crimes and the names Postsecondary Education, in h ap p ening on campus and see th e group as a valuable • least one by Palestinian gunfire. t o s tud e nt s so th ey cou ld and addresses of all persons the H ouse of the c rime s ta ti s tics. is the addition to the 'com munity. Far greater stakes rcmai ned in play take s teps fo r their own arrested and charges against Representatives. f ac t that so m e crim es a re " C o ps can't do everyt h ing ... Wednesday night as th e tw o s ide s safety, .. said Paul Leonard. such persons arrested." Although TutLie suppo rts s imply no t being reported.'' Register said. ·· w e can work wit h mane u vered to apportion b lame a nd decide Castle's chief of staff. On t he university 's U the b ill , h e sai d the Tuttle said. them. The people i n the on their next steps. "Thi s bill could help make Discover' web site. Public legislation " needs a lot o f With one week left in the community n eed to work N ot fo r the firs t time, but m o re s harply co ll eges and uni versities Safety keeps a log of current direction" to co n s istently session. to get any bill together to educate and stop drug th a n before, W ednesday's events raised the much safer places ... said crimes. said Doug Tuttle. protec t students, while also passed is " tough to get done, use." q u estio n w h ether Israe li s and P a lestini a n s Rep. Jo hn J . Duncan. J r. ( R­ director of Public Safety. protecting the victim's and would probably be Newark Clean Sweep's next have the wi ll and means to retreat from the Tenn.) who introduced t he Currently. th e web s ite anonymity. pus hed back to next meeting is tonight at the YWCA, precipice of renewed war. act. does not li st the name o f the Tuttle sa id he IS session,'' Leonard said. from 6-8. T he re were conflicting accounts of many These reports could accused; however, if th e bill co nce rned the victim's key points, incl uding whic h side fired first a nd w h e ther Israeli forces ventured ac ross t he line d emarcating exc lusive Palestinian _control in the West Bank's Arab ci ty cen te rs. · An Israeli army statement said no ne of its Students learning to untangle Web soldie rs d id so. Palestinian witnesses showed re p o rte rs t wo hil ltops inside the Ramallah bo und a r y w h e re they said Israe li soldiers BYDAW D'AMICO Services. resource consultant. drove off s to ne-throwing dem o ns trato rs and Src~l/ Reponn The class ut il izes Netscape Navigator Gold, a new " I am really hoping that the studelll use the web for good the n s trafed t he streets below . In the Pearson computer lab Monday and Tuesday program which enables students to create their own web page things," she said. afternoon. a staff member of User Services took interested without learning the complicated steps usually needed to do There are a set of guidelines for students on the Web that -DIPLOMATS WAR N A G A I N S T U.S. students step by step through the process of creating their SO, de Yry said. give them a detailed explanation to what they cannot include EFFORTS IN HAITI own web pages. The studems' individual web pages contain their names. e­ on their page, Garland said. T he class was made up of 20 peo ple ranging from mail addresse's and j ust about any other piece of infonnation There will be no direct monitori ng of web pages, but if PORT-A U- PRINCE, H aiti - United States' freshman requi red to be there, and upperclassman trying to they want to share with the rest of cyberspace. studen1s are discovered breaking university guidelines or m oves to pro p u p H aiti ' s fragile democracy learn more about the capabilities of computers. The program took two years to implement because school fe deral laws, they will be met with a university disciplinary may ac tu a ll y un de r mi n e Preside nt R ene The program was first experimelllcd with last spring and administrators were nervous of just what the studems would hearing, she said. -Garc ia Preva l a nd i nte rn a t ional efforts to is in its fi rst semester of use, said Janet de Yry of User create on their page. said Eil een Garland, informati on Tony Rodriguez, a freshman mechanical engi neer, whose 'help this i mpove r ish ed n a t io n , dip lo m ats major requires that he set up his own web page, said, "I never ·here warn . made one before and [de Yry] made it easy, just poiIll , click, The arrival earli e r th is mon t h of 40 point. click. It's easy!" His page includes his philosophy on .he a vi I y armed U . S . dip I o m at i c sec uri t y life for an added incentive to visit his page . a gents t o pro tect Preva l was the la t es t "Tell everyone to visit Tony's web page,'' he joked. incident in what som e allies v iew as a series Heste r Saxon was one of the many older st udent o f shortsighted m easures to e ns ure that H a iti attending the class on Tuesday. will no t become an e mbarrassm e nt in the s ix She attends the Academy of Life-Long-Learn ing in weeks before the U.S . preside ntial e lec tion . Wilmington, and came to fo ll ow up on other computer Haiti has been widely cons ide re d a fo reign classes which she had taken at the uni versity's Wilmington poli c y triumph f o r th e C linto n campus. .administration . U .S . troop s inte rve ne d two "I followed easily," she said, "until I mistyped.' ' years ago t o r e store th e, d e m oc r a ti ca ll y The c lasses provide students with the "skills of elected pres ident who had b een d eposed in a tomorrow." de Vry said. 1991 coup. "1l1e class also helps studenl~ learn communication ski lls Preval, who s taye d thro ugh the selecti o n that will be marketable," she said. o f his successor in the cl e anest ba ll o ting i n 1l1e web page provides students with a model resume, and Ha i tian history , s aw the n e w pre s id e nt can also serve as one, de Yry said. inaugurated and the n withdrew. Students can access their web pages from the uni versity's home page with the address hup://udel.eduJ-[student name]. The class was advenised on the web since most of the people interested could be reached there, de Vry said. Classes are being aired on the university's channel 48 .-compiled fro m th e Washington Post/ Los th roughout the semester to help studems set up their own web Angeles News Service by Andrei\' Cnpa page. During the last week in September and the fi rst week of TH E REVI EW I John Chabatko October, the class is being offered in Pearson I 16. on A class offered this semester teaches students how to create their university-provided Web pages. The Monday and Tuesday from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. class, which holds about 20 people, is held in Pearson Hall. A4. THE REVIEW. September 27, 1996 ''Inherit the TUC rooms not cheap continued from page A I 92 academic year when it was $10 • per cmestcr. It increased to $25 understand what purpose the per semester the following year university center serves if not to and has been $50 since 1993-94, Wind," agatn ho ld st udent- spo nsored even ts. Roselle said. This was the amount She s aid it would be ridic ulous to the Board of Trustees agreed the u se the university center after students should be paying. he said. finding out the organization would Prime abo said this student fee National Center for Science have to pay a user fcc . is used for maintaining the "We don't have that kind of buildings. ··The building is new director discusses evolution money." Raabe said. "Besides, now. but it won't always be that this i s a benefit event to raise way. Eventually, things have to be Monday at Purnell Hall money for local hunger replaced. organi t:al ions.'' There arc difference\ in the She said they have decided to amount of money a faculty BY KEV I WHITE scientific data s tates that usc Wolf Hall instead of the member has to pay as opposed to a SJufl R~JNifter the universe wasn't university center. where there group which has no affiliat•on Teaching the theory o f evoluti on created entirely by a won't be a fee. with the university. University in the public schools has come supernatural being, such as '·I was told I could write a leuer groups pay less than others. Prime under debate a mong some groups God, she added. explaining why I think I shoul d be said. because it fails to explain the role Scott, who has written able to use the university center. D r . Harris Ross. associate of God in the universe. said the an article. "Scientific evolution. Alabama. wai' er' have been hut at this point I don't even want professor of English said he is executive director of the National Creationism," said she s upports th e The goal is not to dissuade inserted into ;cicnce text books to hold the event there," she said. pleased "'ith the surroundings. Center for Science. teaching of evolution in schools. children from their religio n , she stating that the material covered in " It's the principal of it now." projection equipment and sound Dr. Eugenic C. Scull presented a Certain groups arc s tro ngl y said. but rather to explain the the book is a theory and therefore Prime sa id she could not quality of the theater in the speech, "If man evolved from opposed to the teaching of theories that science has about the should not he taught as a facl. co mment o n that particular university center where he holds monkeys, why are there still evo lution in school. s he said . natural world. According to Scott. "theory i; a incident because she did not know the International Film Series every monkeys?'' to faculty and students because it fails to give credit to the Some Christian religions term of art meaning explanation" all the specifics. She said s he Sunday night. The film series used Monday in Purnell Hall. supernatural for the creati on of the actuall y s upport the teachi ng of when applied to science. Whcrca;. would have to be certain it was a to be held in Smith Hall. "[Science] can only explain the umversc. evolution. Scott said. The Catholic in every day vocabulary. theory is registered student group and that "The cost has gone up, but it is natural world usi ng natural Groups suc h as Biblical Church encourages evolution to be considereJ to be more of a hunch. the event was primar1ly for worth the trade-orr:· Ross said. "It cau es:· Scott said, adding that Realists, according to Scott, a re taught in schools because it teac hes she said. student s. feels much more like going to a scie nce not capable of concerned th a t by failing to give children about the world in which Scott pointed out that a 'cientist " It's a case by case kind of real theater versus a lecture hall.'' explaining the s upernatural credit to God for the creation of the they live. she >aid. could base a whole career upon a thing," she said. He said he is not upset about because it can't test it. universe. children ''mig ht give up For this reason. evolution is theory. Raabe said she was never even the monetary costs because the She said there strong on their faith and lose salvation." taught more often i;: ..,. ivatc "Evolution is a theory." Scott asl..ed if Sigma Tau Delta was a university is paying for the scientific data that s uggests the ' Scott said these groups fai I to schools than public schools. concluJed. "But so is gra\ it) ... registered student group. only if increased price. The series is universe has a hi s tory. Thi s r ecogni ze the goa l of teaching In some states. such as there \\OUid be an)Onc but funded by the univcrsit}. Ross students there. said. President David P. Rm,ellc said " I think the uni\ersit} \\as the university center \\as bui It being very generous in the pa;,t.'' Classes gear students for Nov. with the student's needs in mind. Prime said. ''A lot of other The Review "The needs of the uni' crsity universities have been charging continued from page A I community were studied at length u cr fees for years." Students a r e now starting to and outcome of the election. Pika welcomes during the design phase of the West Chester University stude nts ·is a political science look m ore closely at the issues said . Trahant University Center." charges a $42 student union fee in major. invo lved in thi s e lection. Pika said The students are happ} with the letters to the Roselle said. the undergraduate tuition. said Most of the students in the class he cannot tell which candidate is c I ass so far. He said the $50 <,~udent center Matthew Bricketto. dean of were already interested in politics the favorite of l he c lass yet and Gordon said she took the editor. Please fcc included in undergraduate students for West CheSler or in volved in some way. Pika has not let on which candidate he colloquium class for a number of tuition is used primarily to pay orr University. said. The class " is just a natura l is suppo rting. reasons. the construction of the uni\ ersity We•,t Chester also just made extension for them." send your Eventually. th e studen ts will "I took it because of Prof. center and to fund the student renovations to its student union, The colloquium focuses on the have a n in-class debate of their Pika's reputation and expertise complaints center renovations. Along with putting on a 60.000 sq. foot process of presidential elections, ow n . but unlike the official about the presidential election.'' thi s. the "fcc also provides some addition, Bnckctto said. Student financing. campaign advertising, debates. he said the class wi II be Gordon said. ''Also. since I was and su pport for the ongoing operations groups are free to use any of the candidate policies and charac ter. arguing the perspectives of Bill planning on worki.ng for the of these facilities." rooms in the student union and can Pika said. Clinton and Bob Dole. as well as campaign. I wanted to make sure I Dining and bookstore revenues. invite anyone, including people This c las is a good way for comments third-party candidate Ross Perot. didn't make a blind-sided and budgeted support for the space not associated with the university. students to learn abo ut the After trying to predic t the decision." and to 250 occupied by the Hotel. Restaurant to their meetings o r shows. he presidential elections and stay up o ut come of the Nov. 5 election: She said she think s the two and Insti tutional Management said. on the is ues in the campaigns. he s tudents will discuss the classes work well together because program also help fund the Virginia Tech Student Center said. Student consequences of the outcome. she can go to class and support her centers. Roselle said. Director Don Hall aid the Pika aid he wants stude nt s to This is the fourth time a class arguments with facts she learned at "This is a fairly common wa) students there have to pay a $ 148 come out of the class Center. like this has been offered. Pika the internship. for institutions such as ours to per semester fcc, but registered understanding the presidential said. In 198<\ and 1988. it was "The class is fabulous. You can We'll read it. fund and opera t e their student student organizations are free to election process. offered as a one-credit course. and learn so much insider st u ff,'' centers." Roselle said. usc any of the 27 meeting rooms " For everyone. it will be the in 1992 it was offered in the Gordon said. Students have been paying a in the student center for no fee. first time they are able to vote in a co ll oq uium format for the first Freshman Jeffery Miller said he Promise. student center fee since the 1991- pre idential election," Pika aid. time. took the c lass because "thi s is an ''The first one is a l ways m o re " I' ve kept in touch with a election year and I wouldn't have a deeply imprinted on your mind.'' number of the studems that took chance to take it again." Every s tudent in the class is that c lass.'' he said. "Thi s time I He also said he wanted to learn required to subscribe to and read thought we'd build off the more about the election so th at he The ew York Times daily. watch experience from '92." could make the best-informed th e presidenti a l debates as group. The ·92 co ll oquium was the decision when he votes. and be invo lved in some way on firs t time the c lass cou ld really election day. fo c us on the issues. predictions Conerned about eating? l If you have an eating concern:

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• Freshmen learn about ,, GREAT PAY! GREAT HOURS! !TELEPHONE or~DER CLERKS I booze abuse the hard way 9 to 1 mornings M .. 5 to 9 evenings til' BY MJKE BEDERKA contribute somewhat to the alcohol education seem to be the key to tk SwD Reporter problems," Bishop said. prevention. The state of Delaware is T hough the semester is only four "It's not fair to stigmatize just the not very lenient to under-age Saturday and Sunday OK weeks old. several students have frats," Capt. Joel ivory said . drinking." already been admitted to C hri sti ana "Drinking overdoses can happen The Zero Tolerance Law and the Call Karen TODAY @ 452-0315 Hospital or the Universi ty Health any where there is large gathering," he ·'Cops in Shops" policy are strong Center for alcohol treatment, Public said. deterrents to minors buying alcohol, Safety officials said. Dr. Joseph Siebold, director of Flatley said. The students most likely to engage Student Health Services, said that it i "Cops in Shops" makes it illegal in this type of reckless drinking are not only freshmen who have these for those under 21 to enter a Delaware freshmen. drinking binges. Upperclassmen have liquor store; the Zero Tolerance Law Captain Jim Flatley cites five main their share of drinking problems as imposes stri ct penalties on any alcohol reasons why freshmen are so we ll , he said. consumption by a minor. susceptible to these drinking binges: Flatley and Assistant Dean of "Pro-active programs are the key," "No prior expetience wi th alcohol; it Students Nancy Geist Giacomini both Giacomini said. "They provide more is the first time the freshman is away agree that the university is not unique alternatives to drinking." from home; poor j udgment; peer with their alcohol consumption. The Trabant University Center runs You vvould like pressure and the avai labi lit)'. of alcohol '·It 's everywhere:· Geist Giacomini programs. sponsored by the Student at parties.'· said. ''Alcohol is equally bad, and Center Programming Advisory Board, "The number of cases of alcohol equally scary at other universities and including movies on Friday and overdoses this year is about the same colleges." Saturday nights and comedians as last year.'' Flatley sai d. "Luckily 'The most severe cases of alcohol throughout the year. These events there have been no alcohol related poisoning go to the Christiana "break up the evening:· so students, to create deaths on campus this year or in the Hospital, so the school does not e pecially freshmen. are less likely to past few years:· directly deal with all cases," Siebold drink, Giacomini said. ------Dr. John Bishop, director of said. ''Afterwards. though. some of the ''There is not much mo\'ement to Counseling and Student Development, students go to the infirmary for check­ make the university a "dry" campus said the major problem is that ups so the university can see how their because it is a hard policy to enforce, .. freshmen see drinking as something progress is going." Flatley said. There are sub tance-free g lamorous. They drink to become After that. they are referred to an halls and noors where some students popular. He said he hopes their peers Alcohol Education Program. 'The may choo e to reside. will get sick of "baby-sitting·· them student 's parents are not informed "The university wants to avoid the when they get very drunk and that wi II unless the situation is life­ ·Marshmallow Effect" ... Bishop said. deter some drinking. threatening, .. Giacomini said. In that situation. the drinking just ·'Also, the resident assistants create "First offense, the person will not moves off campus and is much harder programs and Housi ng and Residence get arrested unless there was to contain and keep track. Bishop aid Life sponsor seminars and acti vities disorderly conduct involved as well. .. the solution is to go to the source of that try to teach freshmen responsible Flatley stated. ··second offense the the problem. through education . usc of alcohol.'' Bishop said. person will definitely be anested ... instead of making the school a "dry.. "Fraternity parties seem to Flatley said "strict laws and campus.

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An educated voter is a better voter Candidate Clinton said he was going to end welfare as we know it, but President Clinton vetoed t\\ < we lfare-reform bills. Candidate Clinton said he was going to cut Middle Class taxes, but President Clinton signed the ,. ,, IJ's largest tax increase in history. SL·mttor Dole led the fight for balancing the budget, and not cutting taxes (in opposition of supply 'td~ c~ ono mic's theories). He was the leader against Reagan in 1980 for balancing the budget as 'l'Pu,ed to cutting taxes. Dole has been the leading budget-balancing voice for years. :-.lL' W Candidate Dole has chosen the country's largest supporter of supply-side economics as his nlllnlllg mate and has adapted that as his platform- a 15 percent supply-side tax cut. (In addition to the capital gains tax cut- another example of supply-side economics) P~r haps students are so confused because who stands where and on what issue changes from day

I ( cl L \. ~II we know is students are confused. A look to the front-page story will demonstrate just how u •nfu ed th ey are. It is not that The Review wants to prioritize all issues for students. It is up to you n J~L· ide what is important. \\'~ thi nk there is a severe need for some basic information. What follows is The Review's 60- ,econd voters guide. To quote Joe Friday, "Just the facts, ma' am ." Ld ucati on. environment, abortion, and a balanced budget are some of the issues which students , 't 1~ priorities. lh' two parties take extreme positions on education spending. The only agreement is that the .? luLa tion system in this country, from grade school to post-secondary, is pretty far from OK. The Republican Party does not want a Department of Education. They would prefer such matters t~> he left to the state's discretion. The Democratic party belives, as it does with most issues, in -tmng Federal programs. Consequently, $3.2 billion has been cut from education spending under the leadership of a R~ publican Congress. There is currently a $40+ billion comprehensive education program proposal tr• m Delaware's Sen. Biden . .\ candidate's stance on abortion is a deciding factor for many voters. The party platform is '< mc what irrelevant, as many candidates use personal idealogy to decide their stance. Beyond the ~~'uc of choice is the issue of abortion funding. Should welfare mothers be able to have their .th<'rtions funded by the government? Each candidate makes their stance clear. The environment and its protection is a multi-faceted issue that involves government, 1gr Lu lture, business and countless other industries. The basic question is one of priority: Is it more mp< ·rtant to keep our Earth clean or to enable businesses to compete in a global economy? Critics da m that sin ce the Republicans claimed Congress, their have been no strides in environmental ~,,]a tio n. Others say the Democrats were responsible for a ridiculous amount of environmental 1. \\, tangling businesses in a web of policy. Al l of these issues tie into the greater argument of what should be done about the budget. The Republican leadership of the past couple of years wanted to shrink the defecit, and suggested clttli ng fro m social spending programs, such as education and medicare/ medicaid. The Democratic rn~..to ric wants voters to believe that Clinton rescued grandmothers from the streets and kept you in Co!lkge. \\ ho is to believe? Who is in the right? One would need to navigate a jungle of rhetoric to know. ' Th ll always has and will be the voter's responsibility. Letters to the Editor A tax break would pay for $42 billion for college funding, why not My child is 18 and a heroin addict. I cannot that, "Anyone knows that anytime black igno re the injustice around me. I cannot college tuition better than a reduce taxes so that my parents and I can ignore the fact that she is s ick, just as l people gather as a unit , white liberals. stand by and pass ively let this racism afford tuition on our own? My parents are couldn ' t ignore it if she had cancer. Her conservatives and other flunkies who do continue, nor can I pretend that l am not Biden budget in the middle of the middle class, and world revolves around drugs. Her life is not care about the economic, political, and affected. 1111, letter is in response to the editorial because of that I lose almost completely on drugs , and drugs will probably be her cultural upliftment of black people around The esteemed Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 111 the: Se ptember 24 issue of The Review college funding. The government says they death. I love her and I am concerned. the world have a problem ." I was o nce said in an interview, "[ feel that at 1 >1 cd. "Biden Battles: big budget for make enough to pay my tuition, and then Marie Allen dumfounded that I was being told I did not every point we must make it clear that thi s :< lk~L tuition assistance." take more taxes to pay for those who are Newark care about the black struggle. (l will use isn' t just a Negro problem, that white I d1,agree with the opinions expressed "in need." the term "black" in this article, instead of Americans have a responsibility, indeed a :1)' rl1c Review, and am surprised that they If 20 percent o f my paycheck weren't Student to University Police: the more accepted "African-Ame rican" great responsibility, to work passionately h1nh t hey speak for the entire campus taken out in taxes and Social Sec urity, I phrase to be consi stent with the author's and unrelentingly for the solution of the '< pulallon. l am expected to be overjoyed Take your own advice might be able to afford tuition myself. The This letter is in response to the growing terminology.) problem of racism." '' tile news that our s enator wants to Review s u ggests that under Biden's police presence in Newark. Public Safety' s Because I was being told by the author Not only do I want to play a role in thi s 1nc·r ''C ihe federal budget by $42 billion? program. parents will have the incentive to cracking down on parties defies what what I. as a white liberal. thought, I struggle for racial equality, I feel it i my In •.l

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President Clinton lies often and well The the ci ties. I won't do that. And if we downplaying when someone is bold streets." (A I Gore, ABC's "This balanced budget included increases lone don't raise the monty we think, then enough to call hi s bluff. No doubt Week with David Brinkley," Aug. in Medicare spending by 7 percent we will scale back spending. We he has broken his promises, but he 25, 1996) per year, from $4,800 per won't raise middle class taxes to pay just changes his mind a lot. Does The ironic part is the truth about beneficiary to $7, I 00 over seven and for those programs ." (Clinton, that really make him a liar? the crime bill's fraud came from years. Bill Clinton says that he CBS's "Thi s Morning," Oct. 26, Let's see. Clinton-appointed Attorney General "saved" Medicare. All he did was 1992) Bill Clinton regularl y li s ts a Janet Reno. make sure it grows so fast it will be Immediately after inauguration, crime bi II which put I 00,000 cops "What I am advised is that there bankrupt before most of our parents winding Clinton not onl y broke his pro mi se on the s treet as one of hi s are 17 ,000 officers that can be even receive benefits. to cut middle class taxes, identified as being There is no doubt Bill Clinton is but raised them. The o n the streets." excellent at seeming sympathetic to road average American now (Janet Reno's everyone's needs. Unfortunately, he pays 34.4 percent of his weekly media never gets around to meeting them. When a President of the United or he r income in taxes. ~--r-- During hi s 1992 campaign he was if-ability, May ~tates has spoken in the past, hi s That is plain wrong. He ..~: ·. ~~7"i~j=~i 6, 1996) upset that George Bush hadn't given word was his honor, and his honor didn 't raise taxes , he The reason it immunity to Haitian refugees that 111asn 't ques-tioned. Unfortunately, skyrocketed them. failed is despite were fleeing their poverty-stricken the current presidenl's honor is very "It wi II be the largest .....~B. Clinton's vow to homeland. Sens itive candidate questionable, and hi s word has tax increase in the hi story not pass unfunded Clinton stated, "I think President proven to be as reliable as Delaware of public finance in the mandates, the Bush played racial politics with the weather. United States or local communities Haitian refugees. I wouldn't be In Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign anywhere e lse in the would soon have shipping those poor people back." he was full of promises. From his world." (Sen. Daniel to pay for most of Oh no? pledge to end big government by Patrick Moynihan [D­ I,'"· these new police Here is the same person after cutting federal spending to his N. Y .]. Congress ional ~\ officers. They just being elected: " The practice of promise to give a tax break to the Record, March 18 , 1993) ~ \ ·.· ca n ' t a fford it. returning those who fled Haiti by middle c lass. he has fai led If Clinton has his way · Sixty percent of boat will continue ... Those who do mi erably. Clinton promised to cut fo r four more years we'll . he co mmunities leave Haiti ... will be stopped and The road to independence is a . federal expenditures saying, "''m a be lu cky if he lets us keep . offered the money directly returned by the US Coast curvy but defined path. One of the Democrat who believes in the line­ 34 percent of our money. turned it down Guard." redeeming qualitie of the college item veto and believes in cutting out Sure you say, he didn't co mpletely . There a re so many li es books experience is gai ning a sense of wasteful government s pend1ng." keep all of his promises. Despite the facts, cou ld , and have, been wri tten solely individuality through living and learning. The moment a fres hman (fhe Times, July, 7 he even broke some big ones, but at accompli shments. This is regularly you will still hear about the 100,000 o n the topic. Even Democratic moves into a residence hall marks (992) He then passed a budget that least he apologized, right ? repeated by the media, Democratic new police, and that is a lie. Senato r B o b Kerry of Nebraska the beginning of the journey imo increased social spending by $40 "Probably th ere are people in this sympathi zers, and oth ers who care Another Clinton lie repeated by admits, "Clinton is an unusually adulthood. billion. room sti II mad at me at that budget more about C linto n's re-election the press and othe rs is that the good liar. Unusually good. Do you After the initial "herding" phase Now hear him promise to cut because you think I raised your than the truth. R e publican budge t tha t Clinton realize that?". (the term for the large groups in taxes on the middle class: "The taxes too much. It might su rprise "The president has formed a n repeated I y vetoed contained When you hear grandiose claims which freshmen travel) students take commitment I can tell you, though, you to know that I th ink I raised alliance with the law e nforcement massive cuts to Medicare . Or that about Clinton's successful first four baby steps toward their is that I don't want to and I won't them too much , too. " (Clinton officers around thi s country and your Grandparents would end up on years, keep in mind: He lies, he lies independence. This might be a solo raise taxes on. middle class Remarks at Pres idential Ga la expert s in fighting cri me. He passed the street if Clinton hadn' t saved well, and he lies a lot. trip to a chaotic dining hall or a long Americans to pay for th e new Dinner, Legi-Slate, Oct. 17 , 1995) legislation, over the opposition of Medicare. Jason Smith writes Common Sense walk to class alone. s. pending I have proposed . For It seems that President Clinton Sen. Dole and Speaker Gingrich The truth is the M edicare in Th e Review on a egular basis. An option to consider as a self­ example. the college loan program has gotten extremely good a t that is now putting 100.000 extra Preservation Act which was passed Send messages to [email protected] st rength ening experience is living or the new investments to rebuild apologizing, excusing and community police officers on the as part of the I 995 R epubli can by yourself. Alone - you are you r own roommate. On o r off campus , thi s is becoming a more favorable lifestyle for those in their last years of college. The NAACP is history. Or is it? This theo ry's rationale is that your place revolves around you. individual probably has distinct Blacks. Movement really dead? Is the On campus, we have the UD You are the sole resident. You can memories that stand out in their Everyo ne takes different movement a thing of the past? Or collegiate branch of the NAACP. clean, decorate, party, study - all mind. memories from the Civil Rights is it very much alive today? Some v iew the NAACP as an free from outside resistance. Many Some remember the quality of Movement. especiall y if they were The confusion often lies in the organization of the past -one that roommate disputes result from a leadership of that period, fro m the invo lved in the movement as fact that many people today don' t is o utdated. That is far from the lack of lifestyle compatibility. passio nate Martin Luther King to opposed to yo un g students whose believe the fight for civil rights is truth. The NAACP has made a Love to watch the weather the dynamic M a lco lm X . Some memories of th e Movement come necessary anymore, or at least, not remarkable resurgence and is the channel, 24-7? Do so. You control the remote. Dig track seven on your remember the inspiring aspects of from what they see on TV, read or as necessary as it was in the past. o ldest, largest, and strongest civil new CD? Play it ten times - who the movement, such as the call for learn from others. Many believe that because of the ri g hts organization in the United will compla in? Stay up all night Black Power, the March o n But many today view the C ivil vicious treatment of blacks in the States with a total membership that debating random issue wi th your Was hin gton, demonstrations, Ri ghts M ovement as one bi g past, the Ci vil Rights Movement exceeds 500,000. And once again, friends, or sleep all day. It 's your boycolls and Rosa Parks. Others memory. In many hi story classes in was very necessary, but that blacks one of those 2,200 branches exists do main . The c lock ticks o n your remember the internal conflict of our public schools. th e Civil Ri ght s to day d o no t e xperience th ose right here at the university! timezone. When someone mentions "Civil the movement - non-violence vs. Movement is taught as a thing of atrocities to that extent. I rece ntly have become a Now that anything is possible in Rights Movement," we often think vio le nce, o ld leadership vs. new the past- anoth er page in hi story. True, blacks do not really have member of that branc h because I your semi-egocentric world. back to the hi sto ric movement of and conventi o na l methods vs. And many adul ts a lso view the to worry about harrass ment and recognize the need for ci vil rights outsiders add friendly company the '50 and ·60s that fought to radical Ones. And one can hardly Civil Ri gh ts M ove ment as a ab u se fro m in this country and when you wish. When the phone attain equality and rights for blacks forget th e atrocio u s beatings. movement that ended in the '60s or corrupt po li ce what the NAACP rings, you know it 's for you. in America. There are glorious and attacks, murders, assasinations and '70s. officers as they stands for. Cocktail parties and potluck dinners The need for civil are at your call , for you are the host. ~ppalling memories. Each overall abuse and mistreatment of But 1s the Civil Rights did in the past. Or The pri nci ple On the flip side of socializing is do they? rights is extremely o bjec tive of the the an of being "low key." Single True, blacks NAACP is to dwellers may fear being called -or A new dress-code have dras tically evident if we take ensure the worse, becomming, a hem1it. I've seen it in Europe. and you've no chance of being the prettiest at the party. improved their an honest look at p o I i t i c a I , People will not forget your I' ve seen it in South Secondly, you need to reali ze th at the men you want plight in America educational , social existence if you do not grace the America. I' ve even seen it to meet are ex lusive ly interested in in telligent women. and do not need the condition of a nd economic public eye. Your own space gives here in g lorious Newark. Historical Fact T)pe Doodle: to fight fo r such equality of the option of "hiding out ," whether Every Friday and Saturday l once broke up with a girl in hi gh school because she things as socia l blacks and other mino rily gro up relaxing or (gasp) studying. night the world over, did not know who El Greco was. and economic minorities in this citizens of the Create your own Morris Library young females sacrifice all Because parties/bars are often crowded places you'll eq ua lity. Or do United States. The by unplugging the TV a nd th e commo n sense with the need to .adverti ze your intelligence. I recom11:1end they? country. NAACP is telephone. If you choose to stay objective of dress ing home one rainy, chill y evening - pinning yo ur last semester report card on your buttocks. Of course committed to "sexy" to go out and catch I suggest the buttocks because it's a fact that all men are who wi II know? di sc ussion o f ac hiev e ment the a ttentio n of pigs- even the classy ones. Although the solo responsibility through non- violence and relies on testosterone-filled onlookers. Regardless of weather or • I am not implying you should wear ti ght pants. That's s uch things as affirmative action of the bills and chores can be tough, de tination. millions of young women disregard the irrelevant. You could be dressed in a pumpkin costume and equal o ppo rtunity are the press. the pe titi on. the ballot living by yourself builds a se nse of luxury of comfort to try and display as mu ch surface and men would still look down there. non' sense, because everyone gets a and the courts. It is persistent in independence. Yo u distance area of their bodies as possible. For th ose who have fair shot in life. Or do they? the use of legal a nd moral yo urself from possible distractions, • Young women of the world, poor semester grades, Educational equality is no persuasion even in the face of overt and live life at your own pace. what are ~yo u thinking? 'v/0~ 13EAUTI FU L you should doctor the longer an issue , for all inner-city and violent racial hostility. When it all comes down to it. it's These clue less party-goers AND TNTELUGENT report card prior to sch.ools have been uplifted to the And while the o rga nization's you living your life in thi s crazy dress as they do based on the going o ut : le t your st a tu s of their s uburban name itself says it fights for the world. If you can enjoy your own following logic: , c unning take the co unterparts and all qualified advancement of colored people, in company, it is proof th at you are I. The females that dress like place of book smarts. students. regardless of the ir race, reality, the NAACP works toward happy with yourself. bimbos get attenti on. Lastly. it's important have the o ppo rtunity to go to the equality of all citizens in And that is a step toward II. When I dress like a bimbo to advertise to men maturity. college. Or do they '~ America. A s the president and I get attention. that you have good Melissa Meisel is a columnist for And the fight for political CEO of the NAACP, Kwesi III. I like to get attention. common sense. No Th e Revie ll' . Send e-mail to ~ IV . Who cares if I'm a bimbo? man wants some 4.00 eq ua lity is a thing of the past Mfume states it is in the interest of jane@ udel. edu Pass me another beer. genius who can't even because all minority groups in this all people that we succeed in The above reasoning is pretty remember her own country are well represented in our c reating a new hope , new s traight- forward and to some telephone number. government. Or are they? opportunity and a new dignity for them. degree understandable. However, Ad v ertizing The need for civil rights is each and every citizen. one point needs analyzing: The common sense can be extremely evident if we take an The fight for civil rights is very You can contact me thro ugh '"bimbo auack" plan does not a tricky business, but honest look at the condition of much needed - very much alive, Voice Mail at 45444 and E-mail at yield favorable results. I be li eve I have a good blacks and other minorities in this and is in the interest of all 88600, and either I can help you or , What kind of attention do these solution: wear a pin that country. Though it is true we have American citizens. All those put you in contact with someone women receive? Just who courts these Bimbo women? reads "Duke Rocks." progressed from the deplorable interested in the political, who can. A. Some loser drinking cheap beer The pin would succinctly state that you have superior conditions of the ' 50s and '60s, educational, social and economic I conclude by extending this B. Some loser wearing a "Big Johnson·· T-shirt taste and formidable common sense. (Pins can be when we examine the state of the equality of all of America ' s invitation given by President C. Some loser with beer stains on his "Big Johnson'' ord.ered for $4.95+shipping and handling by dialing 1- Mfume: I ask that all who care black community today , we citizens should become involved in T-shirt 800-THE-DUKE.) about what is fair and decent in our Young women. are these the kind of men you wish to I hope my suggesti ons come in handy this week as recognize that we haven't come all what the NAACP is fighting to that far. Civil rights are definitely accomplish. nation, whether Black or White, attract? you get ready to go out. Jew or Gentile. old or young join Moral Doodle of the ll'eek: something worth fighting for In the very near future, the UD : Of course not. Stand aside and let my red cape pass: in this effort. •the superman. the one beyond good and evil. The Duke Drink . today. collegiate branch of the NAACP Quami Gibson is the Poltical lis here to once again save the day. This column is rwt really sponsored b1· Ovaltine. So I return to the question: Is will be making itself available for -' Duke's Guide To PartY Attire However, it should be noted how " ·ell I can 'plug' a the Civil Rights Movement dead? any ·of those interested in Action Comittee chair for rh e UD ; First. young ladies. forget all silly notions of trying to service or a product when properlr moti1·ated. Send No! It is not dead. but very becoming involved by giving collegiate branch of the NAACP. 'Iook better than the girl next to you. It's a losing battle. further ad1·ertising considerations to [email protected] much alive in 1996 .. notice of how you can contact Send e-mail to [email protected] IHere on campus beautiful women are a dime a dozen

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Fall . As autumn slyly arrives, it"s time to store away summer and . some <>roovy looks. As with previous nods to retro wear. such ao; our brief affair with "60s mod in '95. Fall 1996 is all about the style of the "70s. The fa~ hion industry h a~ moditied~his unique look by incorpo­ rating a stream lined si lhouette with modem comfort. The buzzwords this fall are versati le, chic and sophisticated. The choice ~o l ors from the P?iette this sea~on are eggplant, orange, olive. rust and brown. Fa~hioneers have finally expand­ ed beyond the beloved baste black. Metalhcs have also returned m full effect wtth shot~ of gold, Stiver and bronze, composing the "glam rock" look true to the "70s. Pant~ are the key piece to any ensemble this seawn. The shape is long and narrow, with a fl ared ankle that covers the shoe. The updated version of the pant is the flattering silhouette it provides. along with it~ comfortable fabric : poly/nylon blends, velvet and cotton. Dark denim is also a smart-looking opti on for cR,ual wear. l11e '70s are also seen in a cornucopia of shirt styles:_ polyester printed blouses. ribbed turtlenecks. close-fitted knitwear. zippered cardigans and twinset>. Synthetics. from ]a,t sea­ son are still going strong in nylons and acetates. Lurex. a glittery knit. is the hottest sweater material this fall. Another attractive option is multi-colored knit~. marbled and blended for a smooth. vintage appearance. The poly-pri nt blouses are geometrically daring in zig-zags. stripes and trippy patterns. l11e key to the cut of the shin is a close tit. to coincide with the narrowness of the pant. Temperatures will soon drop. so a sweater may not be enough to keep you wann and toa~ty . The peacoat, a crucial pan of the ''military uniform" look on the runways. is versatile to wear by day or night. To complete a sleek silhouene. "maxi" coats (which fall below the knee) are a sea,onal treat. A funky altemative is '70s-style ski jacket~ . .found in assoned color combination;. Autumn ensembles are chic and tailored. ''Skinny'' pantsuit~ can be a compact but striking look in materials of ca~ual polyester or dressy velvet. Maxi skins (floor-length) are cut narrow and may hang from the hips. Tunic sets (an A-line long shin cut narrow in the top and waist) are also an option for a put-together look. One may look to "The Maty Tyler Moore Show·· for inspiration. Evening wear in the couture collections fall to the extreme ends of the spectrum: 1920s or 1970s. Influence by Halston, a designer of the '70'ss~""""~~~~iiiiiii~~~~~ mo'lJhS the jersey dress into an a'ymmetrical cut that falls soft and fluid. The 1920s reemerge in metallic brocades of lace. On the accessories tip. shoes and purses complete this infatuati on of the disco dancing era. The chunky. square­ toed. stack heel shoe adds balance to a ski nhy pant. "Hobo" shoulder-bags (moderately-sized. with a shon

BY around. Mini­ MELISSA tote bags add an extra punch to an outfit. MEISEL Makeup this sea~on can be summarized a~ minimal, with an emphasis on the eyes or lips. Seasonal favorites are: Chanel's Vamp mascam (deep maroon still rules the '90s). Urban Decay nail color/cosmetic collection (available in fierce shades like Radium, Frostbite and Uzi). and the Virtual Violet collection by Revlon. The essential lipstick shade is pu'lJle, which is appro­ priate for both day and night. as well a' complementing all skin tones. Eyelids shimmer with gold. green and copper shadow. Say good-bye to la't sea,on 's pa,tels1 Autumn hair ties the look together in a modem. sli cked-back ponytail or a topknot. Gold baby barrenes can also glitz up your fall 'do. Color this sea­ son is softer- "skunking·· (bold steaks of color) is over, and ''fading" highlight~ are in. Don't forget your ski hat. autumn's topper that corresponds to the popularity of sweaters this :ea~on . After all the tips on how to be fly this sea,on, the logical question is: Where can I find such anire? :~~~~~~i~5$i~~~~jjjl~ The first stop would be the local th tift store. Besides the inexpensive cost. you receive goods of tnte vin- tage authenticity. The downside is that. besides fighting all the girls finding costumes to wear to their '70s panies, you must rummage through many anicles to find the good stuff. If searching thmugh endless thrift racks leaves you weary, boutiques sell selected vintage apparel in good condition at rea,onable prices. The Antique Boutique. Screaming Mimi's, Smylonylon. 99X. and 208 in New York cany pre- sentable threads. Stores on Somh Street in Philadelphia. such a' Time Out or l11rift for AIDS also carry vintage gear. For those who prefer their clothes manufactured in 1996. stores in ew York such a': Steven Alan. TG-170, The Antique Boutique, The Dressing Room. and a-Na carry vintage-style clothing. Guacamole. Tmsh and Vaudeville. and Urban Outfitters in Philadelphia also hook you up with the latest gear. Now that you've officiall y stepped into Funky Town. enjoy your visit. Fa~hion always comes full circle, as now we wear the ~~~4(~~==c:l :ot:h:es::s i :nl:il:a:r :to:t:h:os=·e:o:L:tr:p:a:re:n:ts:i :n :th:e:·:7:0s:.-.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~~~ Photos by Chri sune Fuller. (Circular photo) Senior Sara Barbo wears a camel peacoat from Time Out in Philadelphia. Glitter scarf is from Screaming Mimi's in New York. Senior Kara Mochan wears a tunic and flare pants of her own creation. Sophomore Julie Twardowski wears a polyester pantsuit and a vintage Missouri sweater from The Dressing Room in New York .

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BY NIKKI TOSCANO When the second song " Big Fat he were si nging the lyrics only to '" You've Got to believe tn some­ F t'llllll"c.\" Edttor Funky Booty" rings into the crowd, her. thing.'' person wearing lead singer C hris Barron takes fu ll As the song " Forty or Fifty" hits A few songs late r, the Spin a faded gray T­ advantage, placing his arms around the crowd, the powerful sound of Doctors perform instrumental s hirt. Adidas himself a lmost as if he is making the instrume nts set it on fire. but solos; first with the drummer, then pants and a cross. out with th e music. ultimately the crowd was so s mall the bassist a nd finally the guitarist between. Reebok a nd K-Swiss · In the middle of the second that some might not think the show playing over the drums and the sneakers ki cks 'off the sh ow song, a g irl surrounding the stage was a success. bassist as the music of ' Shinbone Tuesday · night at The Stone d a nces like her body has been Band ma nager Jason Ri c hardson Alley' electrified the crowd. Balloon. As two young girls bat instructed to envelope th e music. says the band is really different When finish their their eyelashes a t the lead s inger, "All right boys, le t 's go to "because o f the bass player M ark respective solos and Barron chimes they seem to ignite the fire of a town," Barron exclaims as he intro­ White and tlie funky aspect (key­ in with '"Little Miss Can' t Be band finishing up the last few duces the third song, which he says boardist) adds to the Wrong,'' the crowd is just as enthu­ shows of their tour. was about " someone that you were band." siastic as they were during the first Delaware radio s ta ti o n 93.7 completely in love with, but th at Ri c ha rdson c lassifies the band song. WSTW announces the Spin were complete ly ruining you." as a part of the neo-hippie genre, After the encore, the band looks Doctors as they give a way free T­ At the beginning o f " To M a ke comparing the m to . worn, but smiling as they grab a shirts that are swallowed up by the Me Blue·· Barro n appears to be Ba rron speaks to th e crowd the beer, grateful they only have three crowd. The audience is s mall. but commanded to move his arms and way someone would talk to an o ld more shows of their tour. that still couldn ' t take away fro m .body like he is being melted into friend , and as he introduces "Two And although the Spin Doctors, the excitement the Spin Doc tors the music. Princes.·· he makes a j oke about it who at one time had a No. I single , provoke late Tuesday night and A Metallica band member look­ be ing one of the ir o nly hits. received a somewhat small, but into the early hours of Wednesd ay alike. lead guitarist Anthony As the Spin Docto rs began to enthusiastic crowd, they did not morning. Kri zan. sways bac k a nd forth as he play " .'· the c rowd appear disheartened. The Spin Doctors roc k The eyes Barron. appearing to be wait­ rushes to dance noor like people Barron had earlier in the night Stone Balloo n w hen they start their ing for Barron to instruct him to who are rushing to a ticket window exclaimed to the crowd the words s how with the first song off their head bang. the first day Pearl J am ti c kets go on of his new , " You' ve got to th ird album " House ... A crowd of about I 00 _people sale. believe in something.'' The retro- looking characters in feed off every song like it is the And as quickl y as they swamp And on Tuesday night at T he the pit of the concert hall are die­ Last Supper. A girl wearing faded the d a nce n oor. the c rowd just as Stone Balloon, the crowd believed THE REVIEW I John Chabalko hard Spin Docto rs fans. fo r the b lack jeans and a funky athletic quickly exits and the Spin D octors in the Spin Doctors. Spin Doctors' lead singe r stops by The Stone words of the songs echo in the jacket dances with an '80s style, begin their lead single "She Used Balloon with three shows left on their tour. bac kground. hypnotically watching Barron as if to be Mine" off their latest a lbum

J 82. THE REVIEW. September 27, 1996

What's up guy?? Well, since the past few weekends have been a lit­ The newly remodeled Originality and wit·provide tl e slow at times, we've dug down .I Stone Balloon will be deep into the entertainment showcasing Powder with resources and found nothing but a s pecial guests Burnt Sienna. You winning combo in 'First Wives' grade-A weekend. Yo u' d beller live can bring your box of Crayolas but it up now because summer is gone, heaven only knows if they' ll sign it for you. This show is of course 21 The First Wh·es Club funeral. Cynthia had tlung herself off their new-age "grow a nd it's almost time to move all of and over. Sorry kids. Paramount Pictures her penthouse balcony after her hus­ from love" therapist. those activities indoors for th e long Rating: --:r ~'c.,_"c~"c band left her for a younger woman Once her eyes are winter. Bring out the family and BY RACHEL GANTZ (played by Heather Locklear). opened, though, Annie / The remaining three discover at is no longer a mousy tell grandma to visit you Cop\ &Juor for the Second Annual "Hell hath no fury like a wonwn lunch that they all have given their hus­ girl and takes revenge - FRIDAY Dupont Riverfest. There will be scorned." bands their best years and didn't get in her own hands. hot air balloon rides, food, music, With that creed Medea, the title char­ anything in return. After forming The It 's mad ska madness fireworks and, most of all, funl acter in Euripidyes' drama who murders Fony-something actress Elise First Wives Club, each once again at the Come to the Christiana Riverfront her children to seek revenge against her (Hawn) is a bonle-hining collagen wife decides to, in the Trocadero in Philly. Find your Murray's hair grease and from 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Admi;;sion is hu band who left her for a younger junkie who believes there are only three tongue in cheek words 1 free with a $2 parking charge. Call woman. could have been the founding ages for actresses, "Babe. District of a cameo-ed Ivana skinny ties as the City Of Brotherly 658- 1870 for more information. member of The First Wives Club. 1l1e Anomey and ·Driving Miss Daisy','' Trump, "[not] get mad Love welcomes Let's Go Bowling movie that bares the club's name takes considering herself a Jessica Tandy. In - get everything." and Bim Skala Biro. Get ready to Take a road trip to Philly the creed to heart, with three revenge­ the midst of a divorce from her film Elise takes back all support the club, which becomes a cen­ skank to the rock steady beat rude for Rebels of the Neon seekers brought to life with perfection producer husband (Victor Garber), she her possessions from her ex -husband ter for women. boys and gi rl s. Call (2 15 ) 923- God at 5 p.m. and Vive by award-winning actresses Goldie becomes enraged when he demands and auctions them at Sotheby's. And as Although The First Wives Club ROCK for information. L' Amour at 9:45 p.m. at the Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton. alimony because he supposedly nur­ the court ordered, she gives her husband shares the vindictiveness of "Waiting to International House. Call (215) After college, best friends Cynthia, tured her career. alimony based on the monetary value of Exhale," and the female comraderie of Walk on down Main 387-5 125 for more information. Elise. Brenda and Annie promise to Housewife Brenda (Midler), is her possessions, coming to a grand total 'Thelma and Louise, .. it remains fresh Streel for the ultimate in keep in touch but. as in most cases, do divorced from electronic store owner of a dollar in change. and hiliarious. sacrilegious activity. It 's SUNDAY not. 111ree of the four reunite 27 years Marty (Dan Hedaya). He brings his For Annie's revenge, she is given the Hawn, Midler and Keaton could Sin City. at the East End Cafe. later at Cynthia ·s (Stockard Channing) gold-digging girlfriend, Shelly (Sarail profit from the auction to buy out her have each made this film a box office You'd beller get ready to hit con­ Jessica Parker). clad in a body-tight red husband's ad agency. hit tlying solo, but collectively they are fession right after this show. Well. If you've got no exams. dress, to his son's bar mitzvail. In the After discovering that her ex-hus­ the 1insletown Drcamtearn. as long as you're going to confes­ .I check out Sponge, REVlEW RATINGS great one-liner fonnula this movie band had been lying on his tax fonns. Oh, and here's a news tlash for all sion. you might as well go al l out Stabbing Westward and '..-'! ..(-,.'{ ..'c :c Oscar caliber. thrives on, Annie asks innocently, "Is Brenda enlists Uncle Carmine (a Ia Don the men who think thi s is just another and drink plemy of alcoholic bev- The Joykiller at the Trocadero in ..,',...,.( ...'c ..'c See I his nick. she a giftT Vito) to seek her justice. chick flick: It 's cheaper to pay $6.25 to crages. too. Philly. This i quite a smattering of -,'c ;..', ..,_{ Definite rental. Naive Annie (Keaton) is seeing her All three women make a deal with see the repercussions of your actions different ac ts so ·..,'c~c Catch it on cable. separated ad-executive husband their ex-husbands that they must pay than it is to pay a lawyer to litigate For all the theater buffs for Pete's sake, there's gona be -_'c Putrid. Moldy. Foul. (Steven Collins) who is also boinking financially for their wrong-doings to di vorce hearings. who we wouldn' t want to something there you' ll like. deprive, it's a live per­ formance of Casablanca for you. Well. hopefully you'll like this . . . Kevin Costner in the role that tirst made him popular, assembly-line Hollywood full of loud noises and Bring your ti ssues and your opera weekend. Just live it up. Exams are the deadpan, all-American guy. It also features sur­ impressive stunt , despite frequent and pathetic glasses to the Grand Opera House here and we a ll deserve a brea~ In the Theaters prisingly funny performances by Don Joh nson and allempts to interject a more psychological clement to in Wilmington and get crazy. Cal l from a ll that garbage. Cheech Marin. ' the film. Although the script is peppered with blatant 652-5577 for ticket information. .. Bulletproof references to hi s emotional torture. male lead Jean­ Damon Wayans and Adam Sandier star in this The Spitfire Grill Claude Van Damme· · delivery never convinces the SATURDAY "Yin for Yang - I ,,·alk on a li11 e action-comedy directed by Ernest Dickerson. Wayans "The Spitfire Grill'' is a heart-warming but unin ­ audience he cares at all. between ghello slang and stimula­ plays a cop who must bring Sandier, a wise-cracking, vemive tale about an ex-convict who tries to start a IT'S HERE1 Put on your tion of the mind. " likable criminal, back to Los Angeles from Arizona. new life in a rural Maine town. Aimed at the L.L. She's the One party s hoes and your cra­ This is not the next installment in the "Billy Bean crowd, this movie seems more imerested in This second film from writer/director/ac tor ziest gear. it's Skid fest! -Keith Win er Madison" and "Hap py Gilmore" series, but do expect offering cliches than anything genuine or original. Edward Burns is a finely scripted and performed This is it. There are a ton of bands Sandier to be his us'ual silly self. The only thing that Though Ellen Burstyn offers the movie warmth and story that examines the complicated workings of love this fall featuring Tequila could have made this movie funnier is if Wayans character as an old lady named Hannah, director Lee and relati onships in the tradition of his debut. "The Mockingbird and o f course. Phat could have lightened up a bit so he could show off his David Zlotoff has definitely made a formula movie B ~o thers McMul len." The story follows a turbulent Boddum. Admission is $5 and you comedic talents. that will be hard to remember a couple of years down period in the love Jives of two brothers who differ can drink until your fa ce falls off. This the line. widely in personality and social status but are alike in event is not t~ be missed. Th e. Hitlist Tin Cup other respects. The film is a momage of conversa­ will be there, won't you'~ Show your "Bull Durham" writer/director Ron Shelton strike Maximum Risk tions, providing one of a very few movies coming appreciation for us by doing some­ another hit with this funny, comfortable, almost psy­ "Maximum Risk" is an entertaining action movie if from Hollywood today to concemrate on people and thing zany and yelling " Hitlist!! !" chological look at a down-and-out but once great one doesn't expect finely crafted dialouge or impres­ real life rather than aliens and explosions. golfer. who decides to take another swing at life and sive acting. The plot is hideously predictable, but if redemption after meeting a sexy and intellectual psy­ one allows the writing some leeway, it is possible to -compiled by Gregory Shu/as chiatrist, played by Rene Russo. This movie puts get into the show. The movie is nothing more than

Trahan! Universitv Center (Movies $2) (Sh.m. um._~ lor Fn . &pt ~M The lluncllb:.ck of Notn' Oan1r: Y. 11 (5..11. •• &pt.. .!7) OragonM-a11 7. I() Concert Da-tes Newark Cinema Center (737-3720) (Sh;lW lm'k: h tr S;~t. S.:pt .::!7) Train.. 'i(l'Otting 2. 5 -!5. R 15. IOJO BY LEAH MARCY BROWNING His ramblings cross the line between c razy and The Spitfin: Grill I 1()_ 5 15, 7: -1 5. 10:1 5 Extreme i\h:asu~ . ' Stllf/ Rt:po,-ter I ~5 .5.30.R. IOJ0 absurd . (Shi.'W tHn.~ 1111 Sun._ &pt. !XI Tr.&.inspotting 1. tl, R.30 The ''The Enchantment of Lily Dahl'' is intriguing This is about the time the story falls apart. The Spilfi~ Crill I XI. 5.JO. Joi E'1rtmt Mt~un.'S LJ5. 5.J5. S 15 The Electric Factory (? 15) 569-2706 Co restates Center (? 15) 336-3600 from the very beginning. Siri Hustvedt's second (ShnY. tmll..-.. IlK Mnn. S.:pt 191 Tr.tinspotting fl. R JO The main problem is that the characters come acro~s Spitfi~ Griii 5JO. ~ [,tmne Mtasum 5 ~5 . R Los Lobos $/6.50 Saturday, Neil Diamond $27.50 and $35 novel begins with a lot of promise: The frenetic as just that - characters. They never quite Oct. 12 at 8:30p.m.: The guys Friday (sold out) and Saturday at8 pacing of a mystery and the introduction of a large become three-dimens ional, and their relationship Regal Peoples Plaza 13 (834-8510) who put " La Bamba" on the map p.m.: He's come back to America1 cast of c haracters suggest an explosive plot. are also undeveloped . For example, Edward and (Sho.... tun.~ ~'ilutllhrtlll_gh ~1 u n .. Sept ]ti) Maximum Risk 10.05 are making their way into Philly Somewhere along the way, though, the story fal­ Lily's relationship is stagnant from the. beginning Tin Cup 1.05. J 05. 7.05. 1005 First\\ h~ Club I. 10. ~ 10.7: 10. Neil will thrill you with his glillery IJ55 Bullet Proof I .'5. J J5 . 7.l5. HH5 La<;t Man Standing for an awesome performance of s hirts and powerful sets of classic ters. and the book • and never achieve 1.:!5. -1 15. 7.:!5. I) )I) She's the One I 15. 4 15. 7_ 15. 9.55 First Latin guitar wizardry. Special lo ve songs. When Neil comes to loses its electricity. any real depth. And Kid I (l'i. J 05.1 0~ Tht Ri<'h ~lan'.s Wire I JO. J JO. 7 Jf). 10.10 T"'·o Oa) .s In The \'alit) !15. J 15. 7. 15. I)-50 Fl) ,\wa} IICHnt guests include Medeski. Martin town. it 's always a party. Hustvedt's story although Martin is a I 10. J 10. 710. I)_J() J~ck I :!0. J :!0. 7 :!i). 10 10 A Tune to Kill and Wood and Nil Lara. is set in the heart of major character. he I.~- 7. 10 Extrmte i\lc-.asura I .:!0. J 20. 720. 1J 50 LD-& I.~- 1. 10 Webster, Minn .. at is as much a mys­ Kiss Tu esday. Oct. 8 (sold our), the Idea l Cafe. tery on page 275 as Christiana Mall (368-9600) TLA (215) 922-1011 Wedn esday, Ocr. 9 (sold out) and Residents of he was on page 1. ISho1w um..-s i->~;'li-..1 lur Fn. S.:pL :!7 . .md Sun .. S.:pt :!IJ\ The Joshua Redman $16.50 Friday, Oct. II at 8 p.m.: Gene Webster nock to the From the moment SpitfirtGril\1:!45. 7 F'e-eling~linnesob .' l!liiJ5 10-& 12.10. homey restaurant JJO. 7. 9.50 Rich l\1an 's Wire- 12.:! 15. ~ .'0. 7_15. 9 JO First Thursday, Ocr. 3 at 7:30 p.m.: Simmons and friends are back and the reader opens Wi'rs Oub 12. 1:2 1.5. :no. 2--15. J ..t5. 5. 7:15. 7.lO. 9 J.5. 10 Come see this young pioneer of they brought their make- up with for the gossip as • " Enchantment'' it (ShlrNtl~ gt'lild lnr Soli. Sci"(. IJ nnl:o) The Spitfire G rill 1.:! --1 5. much as the food . 7 Fcding Minnt'SOta 3 .'U. IJ J5 10 -& 11 ~0. J..JO. IJJO Rich bring the house down in them. Let that tongue hang out and seems that some­ The heroine. 19- Mar,.s \\'ifr 12.:! 1 5. ~ JO. 7 1.59 lO First \\' i,~Ciub 12.l:!: l:i. Philly. Redman's trumpeting skills put on your favorite platform boots thing big is going to 2l(l 2--15.--145.5.715. 7JO.IJ J:i.I011lat ThingYouDo i}O can guarantee an excellent perfor­ for the boys of yesteryear. year-old Lily Dahl, I happen, and it just (ShiM un~ lm Mun , &pt lfl) Th ~ Spi tfi~ Grill ~- 7 Feeling has been waiting i\1inne:sot.a 4JO.IJ 15 lD 4 ~- ).1\ First \\ill'S Club 1215.4 .'lt mance of new material and o ld . never does. The .!J5. fl-15 . 7.1J.IJ 15 tables and living in book consists of a Hershey Park Stadium one of several string of often unre­ Cinemark Movies 10 (994-7075) Tracey Bonham $7.50 Fridar. Dave latthews Band Sundar. rooms above the lated events leading iShtM tun."(; g1--.d h1r Fn .. Sept .:!0 throu);!h lllUI-... _ ~Jll - ~t'l) List cafe since she grad- Oct. 3 at 8 p.m.: Yo ung sing~r Sept. 29 at 7 p.m.: Come catch one to a climax that IS Man Standing I 05. J 2(1 5J). 7:50. 1010 E).1rr.me ~lt>asures uated from high I Ill. .t 10.7:15. IU Uullelpruof J_:t ;. ~y;_ 5.J5. 7.35.9 40 First Tracey Bonham will perform her of the last few outdoor shows left disappointingl y school. Kid I. J 10. 5.20. 7 10. Y45. ~l:n:imum Risk I 15. J.25. 5.JO. Top 40 smash "Mother." This is .before the cold weather. You could­ hollow after that 7. -15. 10,\ limuo Kill I. J . 7. 10:05 lin Cup I :!5 . .! 15. 7 05. Within the las t one girl we should al l watch, so n't ask for a bel!er act th.an' Dave much buildup. 955 {1.) Away Homt' I 211. J 20 7.111. IJ J5 T"' o Da~· s In Tht few weeks s he's \'aU~.) I -&0. 4 ..JO . 1.25. 9.5H Island uf Or. :'\lon:m J 15. lJ YO come see her now. Special guests Matthews to close out the summer Hustvedt might a> Sh.. sth< One UO. L!Q developed an infat­ are Red Five. concert season, so come check this well have wound Cinema Center Cafe uation with Edward out. They are notorious for their her way to the end (f-n , Scj'll26lhmu~ Thur-... .. X('lt. 211} Shapiro, a 34-year­ live performances. of the story and fin­ Harriet the Spy .:! ~latilda 2 :to Nuu~ Prorl~ 7 i\lultiplkity old artist whose t\ YO The Rock 9.05 The F'an 9.:!0 ished with, "Oh. (Fn. mllyl Clerks II --15 Mad Max II ~5 window faces hers, -Keith Winer and then Lily woke { S<~t . un ly l Rock) lion-or Pkture Sho"' II J5 g1v1ng her an Otrks II .!5 up, and it had all a lmost unobstruct- been a dream.·· ed v iew of his life. Even worse than An aspiring the ~ ck of a real actress, Lily spends climax is the fact her evenings that there doesn 't rehearsing for a seem to be any Alternative local production of point. Many of Dance Sin.~:le Sales Club Sin~:les " A Midsummer "E nchantment 's'' Night's Dre.am.•· Courtesy of Wonderland Records Courtesr of Wonderland Records Courresv of Wonderland Reco1ds detai Is are never Martin Petersen. a explained, there are regular at the cafe few clues as to the I. Everything Sucks I . No Dignity I. Come Ride the Train and a minor charac­ reasons behind the ter in the play, has a The Descendants Black Street Quad City characters· actions growing obsession 2. Spatic Prevails 2. 2. and the conclusion Macarena Macarena with Lily that is unsettlingly Jimmy Eat World Los Del Rio Los Del Rio quickly turns vague. threatening. partic­ 3. 30 Degrees Everywhere 3. My Boo 3. Knock Knock The worst thing ularly when he about this novel is Promise Ring Ghost Town DJs' Sam the Beast become aware of tha t it had the Lily's interest 111 4. In Wallace's Shadow 4. Sitting on Top of the 4. In the Ghetto potential to be Edward. . good . The writing is Broilermaker World Crystal Waters Headstrong, daring and impulsive. Lily breaks qutck and ofte n interesting, and Hustvedt could up with her boyfriend of a year. He's despondent: 5. Butter Da Brat 5. I.Love You (Always and have made the characters less s hallow and beefed she doesn't give him a second thought. Within Butter 5. Twisted Forever) up the plot. Unfonunately, as it is, " The • days she's involved with Edward. a n~wcomer to Enchantment of Lily Dahl" needs more spice . Keith Sweat Donna Lewis Webster and a hot topic of gas ip. Martin contin­ more sex. more intrigue and, most of a ll. more ues to skulk around town. s tuttering and staring. story.

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than finding a self-admilled virgin remained a virgtn simply because experimenting and a little pel!ing." at the university is locating the he has had a hard time meeting But along with waiting for the Sex in the body of Jimmy Hoffa. The myth girls who are no t o pposed to sex perfect o pportunity comes the fears sti ll abounds that the day a virgin without relatio ns hips. and apprehensions of pregnancy. g raduates is the day that the Blue' " In baseball terms. I've got three AIDS and other venereal diseases. '90s isn't Hen scul pture s preads it s metal bases covered," he says, but sexual " Of course there's always appre­ wi ngs a nd leaves the nest. It 's intercourse for him has been diffi­ hension about pregnancy a nd perched o n Laird Campus. but at c ult because women, he says, want AIDS,'' Tara says, and that has for everyone one time it sat behind Colburn Lab. re lationships. played a s mall part in her choice to BY L ESLIE R. MCNAIR Would it be safe to say that the Tara, a junior, a nd Erica, a abstain as well. Assistmll Fet~tllres Ediror c hic ke n flew the coop because the sophomore. are virgins because ·the Sex can be an act of passion o r Next to gold , it was the most university did graduate a virgin'l opportunity hasn' t been right. an act of love. For Scott, he' d p re­ precious thing in the world. T ho ugh trying to find a virgin " I've had boyfriends and stuff, fe r the passion. For him, the excite­ For the ancient Druids, those today might seem analogous to but I just wa n 't I 00 percent sure," ment of havi ng sex with a stranger who possessed it were the only finding Elvis, they are, in fact. Erica says. "I don't think it 's the is incredible. ones worthy enough for sacri fice among us. right person o r marriage .... Pre­ " It 's the unknown, a nd there's and burning at the s take. To the " I ' m pretty open,'' says junior marital sex isn ' t bad. It's just that I no emotional attachment," he says. ancient Greeks it, along with mar­ Dave. "[Virginity) is not a dirty didn't feel right at the time. I was " You can walk away from it. It's riage, w as guarded by the goddess word to me. I th ink it 's something asking myself ' Does this pe rson just an encounte r. " Hymen. To old world Europe, los­ to be respec ted." Dave's virginity respect me?'" Dave on the other hand worries ing it could have been punishable is sometimes an issue to hi s Neither woman is asha med of about not living up to the societal by death or excommunication. friends. "They treat me like I did their virginity. In fact. Eri ca draws expectation that men must be For women, it was a mark of crack in jail o r something." a sense pride from it. libido-driven beasts in the bed­ purity. It was corfsidered part of her Dave like others has not engaged "My friend s tease me.'' she says, room. However, he doesn ' t worry d owry. Fathers even sometimes in sexual intercourse because he "but at the same time they al o tell about his ability to maintain an forced their daughters to wear tight does not think he is ready. Dave's me that they wish they had waited. erection. leather belts secured with small experience has involved ki ssing And they res pect me fo r it." To Erica, love is among the most chains to protect their treasures. and heavy petting. Bad luc k in rela­ Tara and Erica tried to plan out important issues when thinki ng They re mained untouched, unde­ tionships is one reason for abstain­ the ir first expe riences, but bo th about losing her virginity. A nd Tara filed and new to the world. ing. allempts proved to be· nerve-wrack­ just wants to make sure whomever Virginity. " Sex would be fine ," Dave says, tng. she has sex with ''stays around fo r Ye ars have passed since the days "but I ' m always afraid that some­ " I think it would be best if it was the afterglow.'' of c hastity belts and human sacri­ one might want it to become the instan taneous with no big produc­ The great debate will continue fice. The sexually liberated ' 60s basis of a relationship. and I can't tions,'' Erica says. as to whether it is more enriching e nded the sexual iron curtain that see myself being that intimate with According to Tara, planning sex­ to stay a virgin or to succumb to made virginity a must. someone.'' ual intercourse is too s tressful , desire. However, the only thing harder Scott, a junior. says he has though s he says s he's "done a little 'Yuko' zine attacks writing with street-smart savvy

BY OAKLAND L. CHILDE R S Most of the stories in '·Yuko" are a bo ut Lee's life ­ EmerWIIJnlt!llt Eduor accou nts of occurrences that many people would sim­ Of all th e publications a'ailable in ewark. few ply be g lad to have lived through. and that he has the have the heart and s tree t recognition that townie Buzz good sense to put d own o n pape r. Lee's '·Yuko" zine has. Issue fo ur tells th e tale of Lee pretending to be kid­ " It started out as a joke and it just ended Ltp not napped while o n th e road with the ex-local pop band being a joke.'' Lee says. issues. each of schroeder. Another story from the same issue details which takes about two months to complete. Lee has his tryst with a satani c goth-girl from Chester, Pa. established himself as a brilliant story teller. as well as Though most of th e bulk of the first six issues con­ an all-around interesting guy. (He once destroyed an sisted of strange a nd funny stories like these, Lee is oven with a statue of Julius Cac~ar at a party. the head open to moving in new directions, and since he is hi s of which graces his bedroom to this day.) entire staff. he can. One of the advantages to having your own publica­ "At first I was doing kind of silly s tories," Lee says. tion is working when and where you want. '·But then I started getting into more serious stuff." " I work basically The first of these mo re "herever I feel like seriou s ventures was w riting. Lee says. issue No. 7 , which looks Because mo t of his like a pretty bland publi­ work is handwritten. cation by Lee's stan­ Lee can work at cafes. dards, which are fairly coffee shops or wherev­ loose most of the time. THE REVIEW I Josh Withers er he mig ht be when the However, the text of the A patron enjoys a drink at The· Bourbon Street Cafe's ba r. The restaurant offers casual urge to create grabs publication is anything dining and unique -style ambiance. him. but d ull. ·'The ones we did The issue was devoid of type I did at Kinko's." any of the usual cartoons he says. ·'J went through and handwritten s hort three typewriters doing stories. Instead, Lee it.'' he adds with a mi s­ typed out a 41 -page, real­ life epic about a fa il ed New Orleans comes alive in chievous smile. The re aren't m any ro mance that involved local zi nes for Lee to several Newark townies. aet inspirati on from " Number seven was 0 • something that was kind Newark's Bourbon Street Cafe (with the exception of Dave M cGurgan ' s o f different,' ' Lee says . .&...&--AIL-:....___ ....J " because it was written ·'Yakuza"). so Lee was Court esy of Donovan Brown pretty much o n hi s own in a big, traumatic po int when he started '·Yu ko" ' Yuko' author Buzz Lee takes a break from writing in my life. celery and tomato sauce are united two years ago. to grab a smoke with a friend on Main Street. ''A lot o f s tu ff was for a rare and memorable taste sen­ '·There were some going on. so I felt like it Smooth jazz, casual atmosphere, sation. aood local zines." Lee says. '·But they all come and was a way to get it all o ut. and the form that I wanted The crawfish ctout'fee is another "go. to do it in was not with all the comi cs aml stuff. I and authentic Cajun cuisine good decision. Compared to the ~ This has done little to stop Lee from making wanted it to be more straight forward.'' jambayla, it is simpler: crawfish "Yuko" a nati o nall y. and to some extent international, For all his hard work, Lee ma ke s litt le in the way of served under brown sauce and over Cafe is vibrant and e legant. IY,. known zi ne. ''I've mai I fr.?m, all over profit. se lling hi s zine for $ 1 an is sue. " I can' t live off nee. gott~ n The lighting is low and c reates a Ame rica. Canada and France. Lee says. I sell aro und o f it. but l make a s light profit." If a traditio na l entree is more up ro mantic mood . 300 to 500 copi es of each issue. mainly through dis­ Lee has already begun work on the next issue of your alley. go di g into some· c hick­ The walls are decorated with t'ributo rs and mail order - I sell about 75 in town. " Yuko .'' whic h will be out wit hin a month. and has e n and shrimp Marsala. T his o ld. woe-be-gone saxopho nes , " I thought it wo uld just appeal to punk-rock kids.·· plan for the fut ure of the z ine. extravagant meal features Marsala trumpets and clarinets: mus ical he says. '·But a lot of o ther kind of people arc into it. 'T ve talked to some people about doing records [to wi ne served over fresh s hrimp, memo ri es echo th e roo m with soul "I've been getting mail from a 40-ycar-old house­ accompany the z ine]. and I' d like to get more contri­ boneless chicken and a light bed of and a sultry. Southern c harm . rice. wife in northe rn New Je rsey." he adds. butions.'' But the heart of the zine, Lee's life and BY G REGORY SH ULAS loves. show no signs of deviating. Louis Armstrong and Miles Tuesday i Jazz Jam night, Lee thinks hi s zinc addresses issues that don' t nec­ Assisranr ErJ/(' rfllrtlmt'l/1 Edt tor " It 's about my lifestyle. and my lifesty le has been Davis poste rs .from jazz festivals where local musicians join the essari Iy appeal solely to punkers. but that punk kids OK guys 1 She's not your aver­ hang in between the in st ruments. house band. Expression Session. Ii.ke himself (t hough he is 23 years o ld) are more wtll ­ based around punk for I 0 years now." age girl , she's got refined class. e nhanc ing the decor's good taste. They sit. c hat, laugh and moke in" to address them. " Yuko" can be purc hased at Bert ' s on Main St reet. exquisite looks and a kind of Across from th e bar is the stage the mselves away while they >,yai t ":.It's coming from a punk standpoint, but anyone o r directly from Lee at P.O. Box 322 Newark , DE world ly charm th at's s ure to intim­ where the lo nel y musician soars their turn to blow smooth brass air can 2 e t something out o f it. .. Lee says. "Sorority girl s 19715. idate. You want to impress her o n past IJi S blues with abstract, synco- through the elec tri c micro phone. · h~ve~ bought it and liked it." your first date. and she doesn't like Wit h the jazLy crowd comes an the vibe or the food at the Deer ethnically diverse atmosphere. Park. whic h ·can a lmost never be found W hat do you do7 Where to Find It on Main Street Newark. You d ress up in style. put o n After enjoyi ng the atmosphere some cologne a nd make some The Bourbon Street Cafe and the entree, treat your elf to o ne funny faces a t yourself whi le you /03- 105 Kirkwood Square of Bourbon Street Cafe's desserts, look in the m irro r for that sexy which change every day. (The look. 633-1944 restaurant is closed Mondays). Next , you dri ve her down T he owner. Rob Fi sche r, is a Kirkwood Highway to ·'The down-to-earth guy from Newark . B o urbon Street Cafe ... a New Fischer. who is the son of the assis­ Orleans-style restaura nt. tant dean of A rt s and Scie nce As far as restaurants go, it i pated grooves. C laudi a Fi scher. s ta rted thi s cia s N ewark 's " dia mo nd in the ru ff." a The me nu features savory act restaurant o n the premise o f hidden treas ure o n Rt. 2 East. deli ghts. some fo und only in the creating a p lace th at would cater to Then, all o f a stldde n. th e door Frenc h Qua rt er. the performa nce of live music. swings to the heart of one of the The River Road shri mp is a per­ It seems like glad tidings fol­ nation' s most fun, eccentri c. surre­ fect appeti zer. Its b lackened butter­ lowed Fischer, because c ro wds al, s piritual and di verse c ities: New n y shrimp me lts wi th the Creole have never di ed away since the Orleans. Be sure it is afte r 8:30 mustard . If th at does not inspi re Cafe's opening three years ago. p.m .. because that's whe n. the jazz bon appetit, try the Cajun c lams, No matte r w hat your fri e nds say starts. whi ch .a re dressed up -.yit h Cajun about money and coll ege ro mantic No li ving soul w ho has a n sherry sauce. social standards. ignore them. Take inkling of ro mance can resi t the If she doesn' t li ke to indulge that special someone to a restau­ tingling sensation of soft. n owin g herself wi th appeti zers. you wi ll · rant that o ffe rs candle lig ht din­ j azz in a candle-lit. fancy restau­ want to make sure you g ui de he r to ning. seductive a nd ·sli c k ja zz, ra nt. a c lassic and undeni ably yummy loads o f atmosphere a nd e ffi cient And wi th the charm of traditio n­ New Orleans e ntree. pe rsonable service . In other words. al and exo ti c Creole and C ajun n a­ The j ambalya is a fi ne di sh. make re ervati o ns soon fo r The vor. the Bo urbo n Street Cafe is a C hicke n. s hrimp , a ndouille Bo urbon Street Ca fe befo re it is sure bet. sausage,· garli c, o n io ns. peppers. too late. Fo r s tarters, Bo urbo n Street

I \ B4• THE REVIEW • September 27, 1996 Government conspiracies flood Hollywood I July 1947. Roswell, N.M. Citizens of Roswell down with time. Rather, it seems that they have than he can chew and finds himself trapped acted on the assassination for the sole pUipose of witnessed strange lights in the sky that many heated up and Hollywood, like a devoted in a top-secret project known as Majestic- keeping tpeir alien knowledge a secret. believed to be UFOs. The wrecked remains of arsonist, has been there to fan the fl ames. Media 12. This i> a group that lets its members The sum of all this loose infonnation ;s this: some sort of aircraft were found, and many This summer's biggest blockbuster. know the truth about alien encoun'lers for a the government has been conspiring agan t it believed it to be a UFO. But it has been ofiicial­ "Jndcpenclcncc Day." not only gives us the price - unconditional lifetime member­ citizens for at least half-a-decade. according to ly identified as a crashed weather balloon. incrcclihlc special effects and acti on that eamcd Darlings ship. today' elllertainment media. Nov. 22. 1963. Dallas, Texas. One of this cen­ it millions but also tells us "the truth" about Again, we arc shown the inside of The real truth is that we. the people of the turies most beloved Americans, President John Roswell: aliens did indeed crash, and we did Area 51 at the Roswell Air Force Base in United States, do not know the truth. If lilcre has Fitzgerald Kennedy, was assassinated during a indeed impound their spacecraft, and we do BY MATr SMITH New Mexico. This time, there are two been a govemment cover up, there was orobably motorcade procession. Officially. Lee Harvey indeed have dead aliens and Brelll Spiner has types of aliens: a slimy, crawfish-like a good reason. Imagine the reaction of )OUr great taincd curtain rods," and ultimately confinns. Oswald has been blamed for the abominable been studying thi s evidence and has been col­ human brain inhibitor and those innocent look­ aunt Tilly if she heard that aliens had landed on with a recently-fired shotgun in hand, that crime. though many believe that one man, lecting the. cr. data. ing bipeds with big eyes that we all think of as Ea11h.and were li ving among us or that the gov­ Oswald couldn 't do it alone. deranged as he was. could not have committed On the small screen. the beginning ohhe new ··real aliens." ernment that sends her a check every month Walking hand-in-hand with 'The Pretender' the act alone. NBC season has brought with it a unique show In late 1963, Leongard presents evidence of killed that nice Kennedy boy. is "Dark Skies." Sundays on NBC. The deh\lt. 1996. Hollywood. "The truth'' behind these for its Saturday night line up. "The Pretender'' i the spacemc1,1 to President Kennedy without the II is possible that the U.S. govemment has episode confronts hoth of these controversial· controversies have been di covered (apparently a show about a man who was once a child super­ pemlission the de~itful and dangerous men been lying to the world. But it's :tlso possible subjects. of in some ·box in a warehouse slated for demoli­ prodigy with the super-natural ability to feel how o~.t he amoral and ··evil" underground govem­ that Oswald acted alone, and that Yle, as humans, An ambitious, young idealist. John Leongard. tion). And now. the general public has been others are feeling and to recreate those emotions. mcnt agency for which he works. are alone in the universe. comes to Washington. D.C.. in 1961 to work on given access to these truths providing they own One subject that the child supernaturally feels The president and Robert Kennedy vow to As the '"X-Files"· popular catch phrase says, ·'Project Blue Book." a government-funded a television set or have $7.75 to go sec a movie. is Lee Harvey Oswald. We see the child running investigate fu11hcr. giving hope to the exasperat­ the truth is definitely out there. but it's certainly agency investigating the possibility of ex trater­ 1996. The real world. The mysteiies regarding up stairs. describing how he feels (and how ed Leongard - until the assassination in not in Hollywood. There, the truth is measured restrial visitation to our nation. In the months these two incidents will perplex the world for Oswald was feeling ). He tells us about the pack­ November. At the end of the debut we are led to in millions of dollars. and years to come. he ends up biting off more centuries. The controversies have not cooled age he was holding that he told everyone ·'con- believe that it was Majcstic-12 who planned and Mall Smith is a contributing \\'rite/: . Writing music for the masses

practice. trying to After McVey tries hi s favorite idea, last Sunday. McVey replies simp!). think of a possible Chorlton lends his support. ''That's a "(Chorlton and I] just figured out a melody. pre ny good way." he says. different way to sing it." And the new Me Vey taps his feet McVey isn't quite sure tho ugh. way is pursued. · and hands, searching " But that's not our style.'' Also fundamental to Jester's lyri­ for a good rhythm. Chorlton concedes. sort of. saying. cal development is a preoccupation Chorlton is similarly "That's not our style, but it's a pretty with determining how to sing a ong tapping the bac~ of hi s good way." before worrying about what to sing. neck with hi s 'linger­ Janvier then adds, "Part A is preuy To achieve that, McVey and Chorlton tips in time with the mellow but in part B there is some rely on freestyling while experiment­ mus1c. ick Barba. pretty accented drum beats: you could ing with rhythm. and melodies. th e lead guitarist. is totally change the style.'' Lyrics are not unimportant. howev­ plucking the song out Jester o rganizes their songs in er. In fact , the band's former incarna­ BY lARK E. JOLLY on an acou;tic quieti). terms of parts. A. B. C. etc .. to refer to ti on. Smothered Goose, was inter­ Emerwmmem Eduor apparentl y thinking bellcr with an different themes within a song. viewed for an anicle last year con­ THE REVIEW I John Chabalko It starts with a simple idea. one instrument in hand. Workihg with the instrumental cerning bands that strove to provide a Wibnington native Scott Roewe tickles the ivories for . in strument's part. Then. layer by message. layer, instrument hy instrument. oth­ "We really take time and pride m ers add to the initial concept. With the our lyrics." Janvier says. "We mal-e crowning touch of l y ri c~. a song is sure they mean o mcthing.'' born. Jester centers around political and Colonials' attitude Wilmington-based Jester. two environmental themes and societal members of which a11end the univer­ themes the members think most pen· sity. is working on developing a pie can relate to when it comes to repertoire, repeating the painstaking, lyrics. shines at Balloon creative process weekly. "There is a message behind eve!)­ "With each song we· re gelling bet­ thing we say.'' Janvier says. The band BY ERIN RUTH Their songs have also appeared in ter with the writing process.'' says has covered topics ranging from sophomore Jamie Janvier. Jester's Manugmg Muga :.in~ Editm "Flirting with Disaster.'' '·Mr. Wrong" homelessness to gang warfare to ··we could be the friendliest band with Ellen Dcgcneres and 'The Last bassist. drugs. '·We've always pulled cvems in the world,'' says lead singer of the Supper" with Cameron Diaz. · All five musicians have gathered in from society." Wild Colonials Angela McCluskey. Some tunes have a snake charmer a Gilbert donn room Tuesday night to Throughout the process. drummer At the Stone Balloon Monday quality: others sound like Irish folk work on the fini shing touches for Joe Russo is fairly quiet, pointing out ni ght, it's not hard to sec why. Before music. All of them, like '·Spirit.'' dis­ their latest creation. a slowcr.fatchy observations from time to time. tunc. Courtesy of Jamie Klopping the band is scheduled to play, the play the band's unique energy. Nick Barba, sophomore Jamie Janvier, Shawn McVey, Joe According to Janvier. however, Russo Wild Colonials mill around the tav­ Shark. who also si ngs. plays three Tonight they arc working collec­ is anything but passive during otha R~so and sophomore Sam Chorlton hang out in the .woods. ern, talking to relatives. friends. tively to shape the final instrument to stages of the process. different guitars during the show. ' acquaintances and strangers alike. Drummer Thaddeus Corea's driving be 'added· to any of their songs. the . Russo is commiued 10 ensuring the The band takes the stage and beats unite the band. VOICC. "Follow the bass line for the changes. the group soon decides it rhythm of the band's songs is com­ immediately goes into a cover of They perform '·Charm." a pop 'Try singing over this pan," says notes." Janvier suggests, and Me Vey might be interesting to have McVey plete and emertaining. adding fille rs Donovan's '·Hurdy Gurdy Man." song with depth. which is a crowd sopho more Sam Chorlton. who is one mimics the pan. somewhat incredu­ sing over the A pans in the song. get consistently throughout the writing McCluskey's haunting voice sounds favorite. "Charm:· off their second of two vocali st/rappers. lously. Chorlton to rap for the faster part Bs process. It is demanding work. much like Cranberries vocalist album. has been gelling air play on "It doesn't sound like a sin ging Also suspicious of the idea. Barba and someone else to try a reggae style '·Probably working ~vith Joe tal-e' Dolores O'Riordan. alternative rock stati ons in Sea11le. pan to me," Shawn McVey. the other hegins to laugh. "And we' II chant in on part C. the longest." Janvier says. 'That' a A "No Moshing" sign looks out of New York and Boston. vocalist. says. ··we·re here as a ... the background." he jokes. Whether all o r any of these ideas long process." place. as only two bohemian-looking Violinist Paul Cantelon (a former band; if you've got an idea express Janvier persists. and. after several wi II make it into the final song. how­ After three hours of talking. jok­ it.'. girls shimmy on the dance floo r. concert pianist) wears a skin-tight more embellishments and explana­ ever, is completely undetermined. ing. criticizing and approving. the About 50 people. an older crowd than shin that makes hi s arms look like Band members write the majority tions. a first melody begins to emerge. Earlier in the cvenii\g. when they quintet has found something close to usual. are at the Balloon tonight to the) arc covered with tanoos. At of their own part. hut they write as a "What kind of singing do you want were refining a song they'd worked acceptable. and the talk turns toward hear the Wild Colonials. The band. times he plays the with such unit. unafraid to support. or criticize. me to do." Mc:Vey asks. looking for on the week before. that fickleness their next practice time. when some­ together for four years. released their intensity. it is a wonder the strings their fellows. some direction to his multiple ideas. shone through. one will introduce anoth er simple second album, "This Can't be Life," don't split. Each of the five hand mates i·s now Janvier shrugs and ullcrs. :·experi­ Janvier asks McVey to rehash a idea. ready to struggle and craft until in August. Wearing black vinyl pants and listening intently to a tape of a former ment." singing style the band had developed they fi ni sh up with another song. Although only those 21 and over hexagon-shaped glasses. Roewe is can enter the Balloon. McCluskey determined to get the crowd on their says the band appeals to a wide range feet. For their last song. Rocwc insists in ages. everyone come clown to the dance "The 7-year-olds can lind melody tloor. Most oblige and even c lap in it ,'' she says. along with him. Multi-instrumentalist and After they finish. the five members ...... 5 Wilmington native Scoll Roewe plays grab hands and bow for the crowd. seven instruments tonight. including The closeness of the band is clear. Michelob Amber Bock BIG HEAD TODD the pennywhistle, saxophone, bass McCluskey explains why the band Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and the didgcridoo. a fluorescent works so we II together. Red Hook Rye THE MONSTERS Bud Lt Becks Bud light-looking instrument he blows ·'It 's not about gelling the five best I 1 Pete's Wicked Ale into. musicians together.'' she say~. "It's Nov.13 Red River Valley "You look at it as one big instru­ about ·gelling five people together Honey Brown ment.'' he says. "You're alway learn­ who can actually put up with each CRACKER ing an instrument. It never ends." other." Roewe comes from a "Partridge The Wild Colonials come back for Family" background: They had a an encore. "Dear Mike" and ''A family band. His father. who played Christmas Song." which McCluskey trombone. has come to watch his son says is a "depressed. hopeful, uplift­ play. ing" song about being alone at 'Thi s is like an extended version Christmas time. of my old living room.'' Roewe says The band's talents in playing FRIDAY SATURDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY of playing at the Balloon. diverse in struments creates '\ unity T he Wild Colonials' third and not often found in bands today. HAPPY.HOUR arguably best song. "This Misery:· ··we· rc a very bonded band.'' PHAT BODDUM GREEK will be in a new movie. "Unhook the McCluskey says. "We just know each Stars." starring Marisa Tomei. other really well." 123 w/BURNT SIENNA EVE$1.50 $1 DRAFTS In Concert NIGHT $2 RAIL DRINKS R $3 14 oz. Long Island y FREE Stone Balloon Ice Teas $1.75 Bud Ice T T.Shirts to the FREE Bottles . H first 200. ~ IE s s iiI() Ill Dominos Pizza I Fatty Patty Subs till11 pm $1 Micro Brews ll9· 9·7 Donna's Delights Pretzels N All Night POWCHER w/Knocked Down G iilfl Smilin· In COIJCel't ALL NIGHT $1 Cover Attend one interest meeting .Tuesday, October 1 122 Old College;7-9pm or Wednesday, October 2 1 06 McDowell, 7 -9pm for more info, contact John Crawford, 631-2697 or lnlernalional Programs and Special Sessions, B31 -2B52

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'I ...... , ?~- -·· . .!11/1' -..p September 27, 1996 . THE REV IEW . 87 A tennis legend fades away at the Bob ust in case anyone cares, breath. Others taunted and heckled true McEnroe. He even looked differ- interest in music or tenni s nowadays. WTT has been around for I 6 years. Explorers. ;. John McEnroe was at the the legend throughout th e match. ent - he sported a goatee and an car- McEnroe hesitated and turned hi s This is McEnroe's first. It may also To watch McEnroe struggle , , • Bob Carpenter Center McEnroe said the heckling doesn 't nng. head io the side as if he was trying to be his last. Tuesday night was like watching a ; ! 'J Tuesday night. botheT him. Kelly Jones, the member of the find the answer somewhere in th e vir­ The money is nowhere near what made-for-TV movie about the down- He didn't play well. In " I . d Delaware Smash who defeated tually barren press room. he has earned in various events fall of a hero. The roughly I ,800 fact , he probably played more .songs rather have McEnroe, said that McEnroe, 37. ·'Jt's OK," said hi s teammate, Ken throughout his career. And though he vacant seats were a sign that his time , ~t th e Stone Balloon Wednesday bad energy '· probably could've kicked my butt if Flach. "You can say music.'' said he loves the team atmosphere. of glory has passed. Instead of major , night than he won games the night than no he was in good shape.'' A quiet, unsure laugh took its McEnroe didn't exactly seem to be networks. the featured microphones before. energy at Jones wasn't degrading or insult­ course through the press. And then. having the time of his life. That was at the press conference beareq the But the 3.200-plus rowdy fans a ll," he ing McEnroe. He was simply stating McEnroe spoke. clear when he sulked in hi s chair for insignias of such media outlets as who saw him play World TeamTennis conceded. the facts. McEnroe could not physi­ "It 's funny." he said , "how things so long after his loss. It was clear Suburban Channel 2 and WDEL­ for the Kansas City Explorers aren't He used cally get to most o f the balls hit to th e change. When I was trying to be the when he blamed himself for the AM. co mplaining. to thriVe far side of hi s court. Jones was quick best tennis player in the world, I team's hortcomings. But if anyone for a minute thinks Though McEnroe lost in bot h dou­ on the neg­ to return , and while McEnroe was an couldn' t play too much music So. if McEnroe isn't doing it for that it wasn't a rush to watch John bles (3-6) and si ngles (2-6), he gave Christopher a t .i v e excellent serve-and-vol ley strategist because I'd lose concentration. the money, and he isn't doing it for McEnroe's wicked left-handed serve. the crowd a peek at the personality remarks Juring his prime, he plain old could "Now th at I' m not trying to be the the fun , why is he doing it? think again. To look into his eyes was -· which may be pro tennis' most inter­ Yasiejko that were not uti lize his game plan Tuesday. best in the world ... yes, I do enjoy His love for the game has with­ to see tragic drama at its pinnacle. L-______!!.. ___ _, tossed hi s ¢sting character of all time. His priorities were questioned dur­ playing music more. I'd love to just ered. And much as a woman will tuck To feel him stare down an offical :•. He screamed at officials. He hit way. That was his fuel for hi s safari ing the press conference after the go on tour for a year.'' away a wilted rose as a keepsake was bliss. :• ' tennis balls into the stands (and the towards seven Grand 'Slam sin g les match. McEnroe, who plays guitar He spoke of " hanging it up perma­ from a former lover, McEnroe is not .. coreboards). He even threw hi s rack­ titles. and si ngs for the band, Johnny Smyth nently.'' and he danced around ques­ quite ready to say goodbye just yet. Christopher Yasiejko is an assistant £~ et a couple times. But that was a long time ago. had a gig at the Stone Balloon tions regarding hi s return to WTT He continues to play in tourna­ sports editor for The Review. Send e---.., There were some members of the The man who played at the Bob Wednesday night. At the conference. next year. ments here and there, and he' ll finish mail 10 [email protected]. 1 audience who cheered his every Tuesday was a mere shadow of the he was asked whether he takes more Another note for your record: this season, at least, with the '

:' I I I I I .UMBC· brings Hens soccer back down to earth o I BY CHRIS BASILE way point of the first half. the into the half, UMBC (3-3, 0- Aur~fmlf Sportfi Edao,. Retrievers got a break. 0 Big South) converted on The Delaware men's soc­ After Delaware's failure to another opportunity. cer team ·s season has not clear the ball, UMBC junior Due to some miscommuni­ been a a smooth ride so far. defender Reggie Adubofuor cati on among the Delaware \1 ith its ups and downs. got possession in front Of th e defenders. UMBC sopho­ After a big win over net and about six yards out. more midfielder Rick Temple last week, the Hens He let loose a oft kick that Versteeg converted from 16 were at home again floated across the face of the yards out by whizzing the Wednesday. looking to go goal and bounced of' the far ball over Delaware sopho­ over the .500 mark for the post and went in. more goalkeeper Joaquin tlrst time si nce their opening ·•we gave up that first Hurtado and into the left cor­ game. goal. .. Samoni ky said. "We ner of the net. Things didn' t go according can't do that and win." That goal would prove to to plan. As play went on, the Hens be the back -breaker as the In stead Delaware (2-3. 0-1 did have their share of Retrievers had all they would chances. need in putting Delaware UMBC 2 With around I 0 minutes away. left in the first half, Delaware "They' re a young team," DELAWARE 0 had a two-on-one opportuni ­ Samonisky said , noting the ty. but the shot went wide left. good play of UMBC senior America East) fell to UMBC There was another mi ssed goalkeeper C.J. Norton. 2-0 in a very disheartening chance when a header in front Norton stopped all 12 lo s. The win was the of the goal bounced down Delaware shots against him Retrievers' sixth out of the and over the net. and came in with a 1.20 goals )ast eight meetings with the "We certainl y had a few against average. Hens. missed opportuniti es that did Samonisky did fed the "The play was not that bad put it away.'' Samonisky team played well and also today." Delaware coach Marc added. "The breakaway hurt said the job done by sopho­ Samonisky said. "It's just that and the header was very more defender Pat Oswald. the opposition scored and we close. We created a few who. ·stepped in for junior didn't." opportunities but we never captain Brad Phillips (out due For the first 20 minutes of converted." to surgery on his hand), was the game, it was a consistent The second half of the good. back-and-forth battle. with game began much as the first '·But until we score , • each team pending the same half did, with back-and-forth Samonisky added, '·we're not amount of time on the other's momentum and hard play. going to win.'" THE REVIEW/ John Chabatko end of the field. Things continued much The Delaware men's soccer team struggled and fo ught for every opportunity but just couldn' t conve rt as they were shut But a little past the half- the same when, 15 minutes out by UMBC, 2-0 on Wednesday afternoon.

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Graham in women's singles 6-5 (5-+) in a decisive match that incl uded more big S1nash serves than steady volleys. Delaware took a 23- 16 lead and -; • PThe Student Athletic Trainers Club would like to. secured the win, making Arendt and '. continued from page 8 8 Pam Shriver's 6-5 (5-0) win merely a ': congratulate the new students formally accepted "I feel responsible for losing this bonus with el rama. ' [tean1] match," McEnroe said. ''I played 'Today we came out fi ghting," •; like a fool out there. Smash coach Charlton Eagle said. "We : ·~ into the Athletic Training Education Program for "The challenge is when someone knew we had to ~l ay well to make the :' .. p l ay~ffs. and I think we have a good • ·' you should beat plays we ll , as Kell y . [Jones) did tonight. and you don't come chance of that now." •, the fa II semester of 1996. up wi th what you need to. Jones made li ght of hi ~ match with !! McEnroe. but admitted he had been :: .•• "The doubles was disappoi nting, but I thought at least it would wake me up looking forward to it. :! for the singles. Instead, I just nattened "I was hoping people would get their :: out even fu rt her.'' money's wonh out there,'' Jone said. "I .:• 1ason A umack Ken Cressman 1l1e Explorers' mixed doubles duo was hoping [McEnroe) would hit a few of Lori McNei l and Ken R ach brought plants, maybe cause a little ruckus. But Me[issa Cruice A[[ison 1oe[ Kansas City back into the match with a he was taki ng his time. I was lhinking-:: 6-5 (5-3) tiebreaker win over Nicole he mi ght be skilled a little more. Arendt and DeJager. The match, which '·I don't know if maybe he was sur-:: Chris Mahan Emi[y S(ee cut Delaware's lead to 17- 11. included prised by some of my shots, or if he :: clusters of in-your-face vo ll eys which wasn't expecting me to play as well as I:: Acfam Smith Me( issa Stites resembled the rapid rat-a-tat-tat of a did. but I had fun. It didn't matter who I ;: pi nball gan1e. was playi ng ... Arendt then di sposed of Debbie .. • .. ' I J \ ~"view September 27, 1996 • B8

Smash edges John McEnroe and Co.

BY CHRISTOPHER YASIF.JKO his career, it doesn't matter how much Jone snubbed McEnroe in men's Assi.,1cmt Sprms &litor you work at it , there are just some shots singles 6-2 to give the Smash a 12-5 John McEnroe can sti ll draw a you can't get to." lead, and McEnroe proved there is one crowd. His sharp, dangerous words can There were a lot of shots like that thing he may never lose - hi s testy still make an offi cial's ears bleed. His Tuesday evening at the Bob Carpenter temper. rackets, victims of his own wrath, still Center. where McEnroe drew 3,200 fans • After he ended hi s second and final have shorter li fe expectancies than most but couldn 't win a match. The Delaware win with an ace, McEnroe celebrated by frui ttlies. And he can still wake up any Smash (7-3 as of Sept. 25) downed his pulling a spare ball fro m his shorts pock­ dozing fan by slapping a ball into the Kansas City Explorers 29-2 1 in et and smacking the ball towards the stands aft er a bad break. Delaware's fin al home match of the sea­ ceiling, where it pounded the hanging But McEnroe's days as a world ten­ son. scoreboard with a thud. ni s power are behind him. The quick­ "These are the days when you think A tossed racket here, a dirty look ness is gone. The wins are few and far seri ously about hanging it up perma­ there. between. nently." McEnroe said. His rage rolled through the Bob when He has collected seven Grand Slam If he were to call it quits today, he was losing (which was pretty much singles titles over the years, but McEnroe said he'd love to go on tour the whole night). It still burned after all McEnroe hasn't been ranked No. I in year-round. He plays guitar in a band these years, like a red-hot coal that the pro si ngles circuit since March 1980. that played at the Stone Balloon refu ses to di e. And even though he descri bed his Wednesday night. And after he finall y lo t to Jones, current level of play as a shadow of what "For the fi rst time in my life, I'm whose highest singles ranki ng was 86th it used to be. McEnroe has a much big­ playing better mu ic than tennis,'' he six years ago, the 37-year-old fal len hero ger dilemma. said. only half-jokingly. slumped in his chair dejectedly with a The fi re he once had fo r the game is He and Ken Flach couldn't get the towel wrapped around his head. gone. job done agai nst Delaware's Ke ll y Jones There he remained, head in hands, THE REVIEW /Chri stine Fuller ''I'd say [my desire to play is] at and John-Laffni e DeJager. Jones and for 10 minutes as the world moved on. Tennis pro John 1cEnroe visited the Bob Car penter Center with his Kansas City Explorers about 60 to 70 percent ," McEnroe said. DeJager opened the night with a 6-3 win Thesday ni ght but were knocked off by the Delaware Smash by a score of 29-21. ·'W hen a player gets to a cert ain point in in men's doubles. see SMASH page 8 7 KC's Graham beats the odds after heart problem

BY C HRISTOPHER YASIEJKO Fra n cisc~ with her fri e nd and fellow additional weeks in the hospital. that A"'''"""'"' Sporrs Eduo1 Stanford Un iversity al um . Patty there was a c hance she wouldn't be When an athlete makes a fero­ Fcndick. Graham. a Cal ifornia able to play te nnis again. She could­ cious comeback. it is said that he or native, had lost in the first rou mJ of n' t feel her leg at that point, and she she "has a lot of heart." both singles and doubles at had been on a respirator since the The phrase is u;ed to describe Wimbledon. heart attack. will power in a tight game o r a close She had what was diagnosed as a Graham. unable to talk due to the match. Seldom is it used to describe pulled left calf muscle while she was oxygen mask. picked up a pad of an athlete's physiological status. at W imbledon. During the nine-hour paper and a pen and scribbled. But when someone says Debbie !light, her leg became swoll en and ''When can I start playing tennis '~ " Graha m has heart. there's an under­ the muscles grew tighter. When she She was just as impatient through lying truth - and some irony - to arrived in San Francisco. Graham the rest of her recovery, taking a the phrase. stood up to exit the plane and her leg mile when given an inc h. Literally. Her heart stopped beating for felt even worse. She re memhe rs When the doctors told her to reduce close to a minute last year. "dragging" her left leg as she walked her daily walking routine from a Graham. a five-year Yeteran of into the airport. half-mil e to a quarter-mile. she said the professional tennis tour and a Fendick grabbed a luggage cart she'd already been walking a mile a member of the Kansas City for Graham to lean on whil e Fendick day. Explorers in World TeamTennis. had and her trainer. Scott McCain. But s he was forced off the court s a pulmonary embo li sm (a blood clot searched for their I uggage. After for four months. after which she in the lungs). The c lot passed that, things got fuuy for Graham. began to reassemble her j umbled through her heart to cause cardiac She passed out and fell. bl ood dreams. She went from playi ng at arrest. spilling from her head. Fendick got Wimbledon to scraping opportuni­ ''A lot of things change when you help and soon Graham \vas on her ties at s mal l satellite tournaments go through something like I did." way to the nearby hospital. everywhere. said Graham. who lost her si ngles While she was in the ambulance. '·You have to go from getting a nd doubles matches again st the Graham's heart >lopped. $9.000 for losing the first round of Delaware Smash Tuc>day rn Paramedi cs j ump->tarteJ her Wimbledon to losing in a small tour­ tiebreakers. heart with a shot of ad renaline. and nament and getting $400," Graham '·Let alone tennis. I ho uldn't he th e ·clot was finall y broken up "ith said . "It ·sa totally different li festy le. a li ve. they say. So I'm just so lucky th e ai d of blood thinners. The players down here are reall y to be playing tennis." She re members th e madness of hungry. The players up there. when I Because of Graham's excellent people around her '·freaking out." was there, I totally took it fo r g rant­ TH E REVIEW I John Chabalko health. and because she is a profes­ She remembers the almost peaceful ed. Senior linebacker Geof Gardner (#46) and senior cornerback Derek Underwood (#26), along sional athlete, she . ur ivcd. And feeling when her heart stopped and · "You take it for granted that you the rest of the· Delaware defense, hope to stuff Maine on Saturday like they did last year 61-0. then some. the pain went away for just that get into al l the tournaments. Down It happened about 16 months ago. in tant. here. you've got to fig ht fo r your Graham. then ranked among the to p She also re member> when she life. You've got to fight to survive. 60 women's tennis player in the was told . at one point du ring her Everyone wants to make it. and it 's world. was. on a night to San eight days in intensive care and two tough." Hens football prepares for the 'Maine'.event

BY RO BE RT KALESSE mo ment. to the m ." Sport.' Editor "That was my first ga me start­ Raymond went on to say th at he The De law a re footba ll tea m ing as a freshman and it's o ne that doesn't preac h hate but that he's heads into the Black Bears· de n in I' d not like to re me mber." th e 250- already irritated . M aine thi s weeke nd with memo­ po under said. "On the second snap The fin al concern is the s tadi­ ries of the past two years linge r­ I got beat for a to uchdo wn and it um, which Cosgrove described as tng. was prelly e mba rrassing." ··a poor hi gh school stadium. It's On Oc t. 28, 1995. the Hens Seni o r o ffe nsive lineman Chris different than w hat you' re used to embarrassed the Bears at Delaware Kumpon knows the loss for both down there at Delaware." Stadium by a score o f 6 1-0. teams wi ll co me into play. "The Cosgrove . said th at the Maine "T hey believe we ran the score loss is a factor in everyone 's football staff was at fi rst asked to up o n them last year but we reall y mind,'' Ku mpon said . " Many of play a ll thei r games o n the road. didn ' t," head co ach Tubby those players were here two years T hen they were asked to p lay on Raymond said. "As a maiter of ago so they' ll be thinking about the baseba ll fi e ld. but persuaded fact we ended up s itting on the ball it." the admini !ration to allow them to inside the I 0-yard line rather th an What worries Raymond more play o n the football fi e ld. goi ng fo r th e last touc hdown. ·· than Maine' s aggression ente ring " It 's differe nt walking into the M aine head coach J ack Saturday ' s contest is the " non­ stadium," Be lle said. 'The fir t Cosgrove has hi s ways o f football e n vi ro nme nt'' unde r thing I tho ught o f was high schoo l. approaching this game a ft er the whi ch th e He ns wi ll be fighting . But o nce the game sta rt s that's a ll massacre thoug h. " I j ust told the m "What tro ubles me even more irre levant. " to put it in the hi story books and than th e non-footba ll environment Re gardless o f the o ther e le­ we we nt a nd had a huge w in is that there are two locker rooms me nts, the game could b~ won at agai nst M assachusetts the next fo r the defense and the o ffense," the o ffe nsive line. De la ware is week. Raymond explained. "That means starting three line man that a re n' t " I don't like to bring bad things I'm going fro m one to the othe r ­ returning starte rs, whereas Ma ine up - it's no t good fo r their psy­ ya ·can' t get the m (the de fense a nd has a huge o ffe ns ive line, the ir che,'' Cosgrove said. the offense) together at o ne time. average weight being 293 lbs. The other side of this story took "Then we get the fi lm from "They've scored I 03 point s in place two years ago in Oro no them in the tape excha nge - it the last two ball games so they've where the Hens got caught in a isn' t very good . you can ' t see it.'' got it going," Ra ymond said. " But THE REV IEW I Christine Fu ll er bear trap o f their own, losing 19- Raymond continued. "and the n o n Senior middle hitter Karen Kunselmanand the Delaware women's volleyball spiked away at they ' ve got the biggest line. 13. Junio r cornerback Jam ie Be ll e the box it says ''Villanova is No. They' re bigger than the ViJianova Wednesday night to no avail as the Hens lost, 3-1. SEE STORY o PAG E B7. recalled hi s firs t me morable I,. and that was right after we. lost Philadelphia Eagles."