Columbia College Chicago Digital Commons @ Columbia College Chicago
Columbia Chronicle College Publications
9-23-1991 Columbia Chronicle (09/23/1991) Columbia College Chicago
Follow this and additional works at: http://digitalcommons.colum.edu/cadc_chronicle Part of the Journalism Studies Commons
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License.
Recommended Citation Columbia College Chicago, "Columbia Chronicle (09/23/1991)" (September 23, 1991). Columbia Chronicle, College Publications, College Archives & Special Collections, Columbia College Chicago. http://digitalcommons.colum.edu/cadc_chronicle/123
This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the College Publications at Digital Commons @ Columbia College Chicago. It has been accepted for inclusion in Columbia Chronicle by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons @ Columbia College Chicago. T H E C 0 l U l\1 B I A C 0 l l E G E HRONICLE VOLUME 25 NUMBER 1 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT SEPTEMBER 23, 1991 w e' r e Baa a c k! Life on the Ponderosa and other tales Chicago. Think of your new provements in the security sys campus as the Ponderosa of tem, library staffers are ad vis small colleges, starring President ing all students who may wish New Columbia College stu Mirron Alexandroff as Ben to conceive and/ or bear dents who are reading this Cartwright, Academic Dean of children in later life to refrain without assistance from anyone Student Affairs Dr. Samuel Floyd from using the library facilities else are to be congratulated. as Hoss, and Executive Vice at all. They, along with thousands of President Bert Gall as Little joe. The fifth and sixth floors are fellow students, have survived ·The main campus is centered also very important, as well as their first semi-annual bout around the 600·So4th Michigan interchangeable depending on with columbianoma registritis building. This struc!1Jre, fonnally which elevator is taken. There and its most frequently ob known as the Michigan Avenue students will find the Ad served side effect, add-dropsy. building, was renamed in 1988 to ministrative Graduate Place As a small reward for their honor the ground-breaking, stu ment Cashier and the Bursar's tenacity, and as a public service dent-produced cable news Financial Admissions Record . to fifth-year students who still magazine, 600 South. Forl\lnately, Most of the time, though, the don't know their way around there are only a couple of impor Bursar will not go on record as campus, the following travel tant places to remember in the having any finances, so don't and information guide is Michigan building. call them- they'll call you. provided free of charge. The library. This is where Direc tly south of the (Editor's note: The Chronicle ac students spend 90 percent of Michigan building, past the BY ABDUllAH A. MUHAIMIN Slilff Photohrophu cepts no responsibility for informa their down time---eating, sleep 'What-The-Heck-Is-That?' statue tional errors contained in this ing, looking at 17th Century garden, past the Spartacus Col Stude nts waiting in line on the 6th floor, 9/12/91, at the article pertaining to any structural nude art books, and so forth. lege of Archaic judo (founded stude nt records office, the first ste p in the process. or educational alterations that may The library occupies the first 300 by Kirk Dou glas in the mid take place after we go to press.) floors of the building and you '60s), is Columbia's newest ac The first significant fact that . must always--! cannot stress quisition: the Torco Building, at Ask not what Columbia can be proudly heralded to this e nough- always remem family and friends back home is ber to pass by the front desk Columbia College is one of the before attempting to steal any see PONDEROSA ·College can do for you ... largest landowners in the South library materials. page 7 LOOP______(Left Over Old Part) of_ _ _Also, _:__ du __e to the__ recent__ im- ______By Theresa Volpe Radio majors, pull out your I FtJ:~tu res Editor mikes, slip on your h ead phones and clear your throat j Maybe you've heard about for WCRX 88.1 FM, Columbia's Make room for new blood , Hair Trigger or Columbia's radio radio station. This is your : station but never knew how to chance to "take on the boards" · get involved with them. Haven't and be hearq by actual Chicago By Nancy A. Thart 1 you heard enough talk? Are you listeners. Of course, you have to News Editor ready to see some action? Then pass inspection before becom Ima ybe it's time to get your nose ing a CRX Dj. The department Wouldn' t you like to say that out of the books and take ad holds tryouts for OJ positions you had Mozart as a music vantage of what Columbia is and you must take the required teacher? Chances are if he were really all about. Here are just a classes. But that doesn' t exclude alive today he might be teach few ways to get involved with you from the show. The depart ing at Columbia. your department on a profes ment also has courses in writing We may not have a Mozart, sional level. radio news, commercial writ but there are more than 100 new Television majors with an in ing, play-by-play sports an teachers at Columbia this terest in news have a chance to nouncing, radio programming semester, and nearly all of them see if they have the skill to be the and producing- all of which will teach while they continue next Ted Koppel o r Connie a re incorporated as part o f to work in their fields. Chung. 600 South is a news pro WCRX broadcast. Meet a few of them. gram produced and directed by Columbia students and broad Academic Computing Icast on cable Channels 19 and 21 throughChicagoAccessCor- Susan Collins, 27, joins the Susan Collins Robert Jensen poration. Tele vision News staff of the academic computing i Field Produ ction, Television department in the Computer · Studio News Produ ction a nd Graphics program. She will be Marketing Communications where some of his recent cli c•nt> T('levision News Practicum are teaching three classes: Com havebeenScottPaperProducts th ·ee courses that come puter Graphics <'.nd Applica Columbia College alumnus and McDonald's. together to produce the show. tions I, 3-D Modeling and Robert Jensen, 25, is teaching In Anchor positions are selected Animation III, and 2-D Anima troduction to Advertising. jensen English through auditions only. tion. Born and raised in London, graduated from Columbia in 1988 If you would rather take a England, Collins graduated with a bachelors degree in market Douglas Arnts, 28, join s more creative approach to your with a bachelors d egree from ing communications and was later Columbia as a part-time in television career you might want Photography and Art majors the Slade School of Fine Arts in employed as a free-lance structor teaching English Com to consider Behind the Screen, a can become c urators of a London and went on to teach copywriter in California. He won position I. He graduated with a soap opera produced, directed, muse um. By taki ng the for a year at the West Surrey two advertising awards-the 1991 m asters degree from the written and starring Columbia Museum and Curatorial Prac College of Arts a nd Design. Col Chicago Addy Merit of Honor and University of Chicago. His first students. The department offers tices course you'll work as an lins was the animator-in the 1991 Midwest Regional Addy teaching job was in 1987, in his Cable Workshop Producing and intern at the Museu m of Con residence at the Museum of the Certificate of Excellence-for his home state of North Dakota at Production and Professio nal tem porary Photography and Moving Image in London, work as a member of a creative the University of Mary where Writing Workshop classes as a the Columbia College Art Gal where she created animation as team designing an ad for a local step into the program. There arc lery is what it's a ll about. Stu- the public watched. She recent restaura nt called Charley & See NEW BLOOD also independent pro jects in ly completed a one-year fellow Pasquales. He currently works for volving actors and musicians See INVOLVED ship program at the School of Frenkel & Company, a market ad page 7 from the Theater and Music page 7 the Art Institute. vertising agency, as a copywriter departments. P A G E 2 C H R 0 N I C L E S E PTE M B E R 2 3, 1991
Kj Zarker
So this new staff of this old paper tells me they're work ing on J new reputation- new gra phics, new writers, new .tttilude. For those who are unaware of the "old" reputa tion, well, let's just say that the paper aspired to the New York Times bu t ln reality was run by a Mussollni-type ,•dilor and looked more like a college newspaper that tripped along behind the Dartmouth Review. (But then, maybe it was ki nda like the New York Times.) Sn this new crew tells me (the old editor's nemesis) that they want a Mike Royko-type column to add to the makeover. (Is it more than skin deep?) Let's get this clear first and foremost: I don't want to be like Mike Royko. I don't li ke Mike Royko. I lis name invokes images of beer and cigJrs, you know, the old-boy network and oh yeah, that chuckle-with-a-pinch-type sexism. Besides, as far as "jJzzing things up" goes, Royko plays a slow clarinet. I screilm li ke a sax- like an irreverent feminist writer (got Hot jazz on a cool summer night. Columbia's own, William Russo conducts at that madill boys and material girls?) the 13th a nnual C hicago Jazz Festival, opening night, Thursday, August 29, 1991. And get this: I prefer hearing voices of the student body through v,•hicll-s that arc not of the est.lblishment. You learn a lot more <~bo ut the world that way. for ex<~mp l e, if not for gr;~ffi ti a nd papered telephone poles, we woukln't know what Queer Nation is, and why Queer Chicago Arts & Communication N,ttion is, would we7 I see lots of bare walls, l sense lots of cn.>J ti ve minds- bet there are lots of alternative and 1991 Issue intelligent ideas dancing around in those skulls . 1.1St year a band of non-conformists called the "Rhythm Section" reminded us (via a route alternative to the The First annual edition of the new Columbia College Magazine Chronicle) thJt there were intelligent "others" out there who were,, little more in tune with Columbia's multi-cu l turalre,tlity. The RS had energy and an in-your-fa ce-type .t ttit ude. Bu t, a las, it didn't pipe up till the last two months Articles on the arts and mass media- the creative side of life in of the s pring semester, after Jn entire school year of a tight-minded editorship (very tight). I leek, for alii know, Chicago - in short everything you study at Columbia as it is nw ybc some of the Chronicle staff moonlighted with practiced in the city- in a handsomely designed and illustratd bands like the RS (but! doubt it). So if you should become dazzled by this new Chronicle magazine j.tzz, keep in mind that this paper is still a vehicle of the establis hment, a nd coll ege ncwspapNs are notorious for Availilblc ill ha lf price ($1.00) to Columbia stude nts, at the college bookstore con, crv.Jtbm. l'erh.tp" thb tH'w st,tff c,tn modify the old clunker from a would -be armored car into something more accessible, like a train- you know, making it vi itble for public transportation. If not, I'll hitch a ride elsewhere a nd ou robabl won' t read it an more.
/
Only 3900 per month
frtd o y, o I o b e r 18th c r yst o l bollroorn blo c k sfo n e t"l o fe l 624 South Michigan Avenue • 312/663-1600 x406 9 :00 t o rnidnig l"l f ~ :::::: : I ~ : ;, :,';,'i .~1 ::,·,; ~,: ",:·,: ~~.\:,•~ • •,:·, :: :: ,·:, :~: .",;,. ~ : ~·· ~: ~ ::·,~·: ~ ;,' ~~,,',:':1 ~ ~~~·:; , :, ,: ;~ ',' o l~ l>' :-: ::·,·::~, 7::~:~::: ~ Columbia 1 11 111 1 ' " ' Ill ~ a! " '""'' ' 111" ' " '' I I " II 1\ I"' " h h ' " I I •V ~ hoo h >1 ol 1> f, 11 !illh luooh. C:::ol.l.ege 1 llou l o lll>ll i "o~ l t 1 ~ ' " ' ••IIU i olo lh••l o oovou oi ~ l "' ''" ''ltto l loy, < lllloa< t UIIU IUt! \,l' h ooa Bc::>e>~stc::>r~
"" I IH>I.-.J II IIo ' 11 1<• til• •II I olooo ' "' o o olt f'> f'> I It'll ill""'"''" ''' ' f14 r"l S E P T E :\1 B E R 2 3, 1 9 9 1 C H R 0 N I C L E P A G E 3
TELEVISION - The anchor chair.; at 600 South, Columbia's student news pnr HELP WANTED . Dept. Doings gram. arc ge«ing cold. The department will hold tryouts for two new anchor.; for the Fall season. Call extension 41 0 for further The Columbia Chronicle ADMINISTRATION details. Video Tech I and II students rejoice. New equipment has needs a Computer been purchased for your dasscs. Aa demic Advising FICTION Graphics Intern to Promotions and additio ns: The department has a new Masters of Fine Art program as part design charts and JUt Gnkoff, Assis tant Direc of its Creative Writing series beginning this Fall. graphics. tor of Place ment was ENGLISH Should have experience promoted to Director. Janet The department has yet another instructor/ writer to cheer in at least one of the fol· Talbot, Assistant Directo r of about. Karen Osborne has released her second novel, Hawl..ings. lowing: Ventura, Academic Advising is no w Osborne's first novel, Carlyle Simpson, was released in 1986. Pagemaker, or Corel the Director of Academic Ad JOURNALISM vising. Mark Kelly, Director Columbia's first journalism magazine, Chicago Arts and Com Draw. Will have oppor of Counseling Services is the munications, hit the newsstands over the summer. It will be on tunity to learn others. new Associate Dean of Stu sale this Fall in Columbia's bookstore. IBM environment. dent Development. Bob Nick Schuman, of the Graduate School of Journalism, will be Flexible Hours. You Blinn is the new Placement retiring after this semester. He plans to keep teaching. however. will Coordina tor for the Susan Babyk on a part-time basis. get goud clips. Film/Video and the Theater I Music d epartments. Gretia Unpaid internship but... C l as.~ Hightower, a Columbia a lum, has joined the Placement Do you know anything we should creditav11ilable from office, counseling Radio and Television majo rs. Susan Academic Computing dept. Babyk, Bert Gall's administrative assistant, will add know? Call the Chronicle, ext. 343. teaching to her duties this Fall. She'll teach Television and Contacl Julie Lux, ext 345, Society. Compiled /Jy the Chronide editorial stJJff. Rm. 400, Wabash.
ADVERTISING INTERN NEEDED BY THE CHRONICLE. DUTIES: SELLING ADVER11SING, ""\nU"'*~ {',Hllfll",,,.,,..·~ BILLING AND ,,wlf..,.,,.,.. ('UI·IIIf"l'll SENDING .... ft,lliJ<#\ tr'/1 ,.,~"•"'. .,. ,101 " TEARSHEETS. ,,,.. .. ,~w., (.l or ur...-u~~ NOMINAL PAY. ~un.~ uJ1J n INTERNSHIP '"'"'lljll'" r ,...., save CREDIT AVAILABLE money on FROM THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT Macintosh CONTACT: ART GOLAB, 802-w X343 Here's the deal: We've paired some of the This offer L~ avJilable only for a limited time. most popular Apple" '.ladmosh" computer.; Ste vour au thorized Apple campw, re.eller 11i1h some of the most popular Apple prim· tcxlav for details. , cr.;. Buv one of these combinations. and save And discorer the power of Macin· .. bil( buck~ . Got it' Good. J ow get going. tosh. ·n1e power to be your bcs~ ... Dates to Remember ... Macintosh Classic Macintosh LC Macintosh llsi Sept. 23 Oasses begin '"' t' uhe11 l(HI Inn \tllt'tlt'Pimt•n•u lrol ~It' lift· mt1~! Ultt'P/ un uffi• rt.LI'hlt> '"'' htn a \laomu... h \till bin uh,RIIJK'/''' \ftl
Oct. 18 Last day to drop classes
Nov. 15 Last day to wilhdr.lw from classes For further information, contact Nov.28 Thanksgiving ·30 Holiday
JULIE LUX Dec. 23 Christm.ls Academic Computing Department Holiday beg.lns x398/Room 400D-Wabash Building Jan. 6 Classes resume
Jan.18 End ohem~tu P A G E 4 FE A T U R E S S E P T E M B E R 2 3, 1 9 9 1 Swoopin' and swingin' in the streets
-.. Dancers from around the country turned out to beat the concrete at the State of illinois building on September 12th & 13th. The lighting and sound extravaganza was co-produced by "Dancing in the Street," a New York based dance production company and the Dance Center of Columbia College. Among the talented performers were the Mordine & Co. Dance theatre, Timothy Buckley & Dancers, Elizabeth Streb/Ringside. Photos by oMARCAsnLto·
Calling all writers:
Wooki you like to sre your poc'by or short stmie; in fXlnt:? Now's your chance!
The Chronicle is now accepting student literature. Cruise Ship Jobs RESEARCH 118A181 Submitt your worl $1,000 Added Value $100,000 Sweepstakes IBM "PS/2 Sweepstakes." IBM PS/2 Bonus Pack: A special Selected Academic Solution package of incentives worth offerings that provide you hundreds of dollars of savings. with the opportunity to win A Bonus Pack will be in the box $100,000 in valuable prizes of every Selected Academic just for filling out an IBM Solution sold during the Fall "PS/2 Sweepstakes" Bock-to-School Campaign entry form at ELEK-TEK~~~~~~::~J!~~~~~~~~~!~~~ which runs from July 1, 1991 through December 31, 1991. Eligibility Requirements At the time of purcha se. one of the following forro< of identification must be provid ed : 1. Payroll Stub 2. Stud ent or Faculty ID Cord 3. Registronon or Enrollment Record Microsoft Word lor 'Windows. hOC Wlndows Utilitie s. Microsoft Excel&. ZSott Type ore the Ac ademic Editions. IBM. Personal Systemt2. PSI2 and Micro Channel ore registered trademarks ol International Business Mac hines Corporot•on. Microsoft Is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation PRODIGY is a registered service mark and trademark of Prodigy Services company, a partnership of IBM and Seor1 Incredible Pricing on Microsoft Academic Program· ' SAVE BIG! on Microsoft software. To quahfy lor Mrc rosolt Academrc -pnced product an rndrvrdual post secondary level student or staf· member of any accredrted educatronal•nstrtutron requrres a student or faculty I D card lnst1lutrons req urre a purchase order Purchase Ofele!SactePteDJtt.>O.," Ot'~ ~ ~J "'~'C"lf\051' lndlnOJS:naii.ISefs SUO!ecllo o.. n creel•! apo~ova It prQCl Registration. .. I'M ~KfRoM t-iYWi lPERNE.SS VACATioN . A~'{l"fliNG flM:BliN b? It's finally over. And you survived! Bet there are a few good registration horror stories floating around out there. If you've got a good horror story tote~ the Chronicle wants to hear it-Drop us a line at the Chronicle office (Wabash Rm. 802). The Chronicle Needs Photojournalist students · to cover assignments, produce photo Out with the old, in with the new essays and feature photographs. The Chronicle is dead, long live the Chronicle. as m uch as the seniors about the tricks of getting The staff is new this semester and still learning, through this place. We d on't p rofess to know it Please contact: but what we lack in slickness we expect to make all. That's why we need more input fro m you. Omar Castillo, ext 432, or stop by the up fo r with attitude, fresh ideas and innovation. We're opening the door for students and We will continue to report school news com teachers to write g uest editorials/commen Chronicle Offices (Wabash Rm. 802) prehensively, fairly and persistently enough to tary I opinions for o u r new O p-Ed page. WC' stir u p a little trouble every now and then. And know you have som ething to say, and we want while the hard-hitting news tradition will con to p rovide the forum. If we d on't hear from tinue, we hope to make the Chronicle a more you, you'll be hearing fro m u s. accurate representa tion of o ur student body. In o ur continu ing q u est to m a ke the Columbia is primarily an a rts and media school, Chronicle a n indispensable pa rt of you r weekly and we believe the Chronicle must refl ect this. We routine, we are now offering free classified ad s plan to include more coverage of the arts, both to Colu mbia stu dents (see a nno uncemen t on within the school a nd in the su rrounding area. this page). We are not merely content with reporting on Apart from the changes in content, we a lso art. We want to display it. intend to make som e cha nges in sty le. We're Yours. adding some color and hope to jazz u p the Send us your a rt, your short stories, your paper g raphically . You can expect m ore poetry, yearning to be free. We're m uch better p ho tos, a rt and g ra phics. than a bulletin board . We hope all of the above changes w ill help Also expect more news about the department improve com m u n icatio n be tween d e p art nearest to your heart. Last semester Chronicle ments and p romote the free exchange o f id eas reporters were assigned to cover a department on a between students. regular basis. This year that "beat" coverage will be We a re m a king these changes becau se we The Chronicle expanded into a weekly column called "Dept. believe a college ne wspaper sho u ld no t be Doings," which will debut in its full form next week. judged exclusively by how well it trains jo u r Needs C hances are you're too busy working, studying nalis m students. Any newspaper's success can Artists or attending classes to know all you need to know o nly be measu red b y how well it serves its abou t Columbia. We're going to help you get the read ers. If we can learn that lesson, and ser ve most ·Jut of this college, its teachers and its fadlities. o ur readers, we will be bette r journalists for :for: Line 'Drawings .... Cartoons By reading the Chronicle, you will know almost having done so. I[[ustrations ... . League comparison provides no contest To accompany By Des Martini d ra ma tics in the NL in volve infield sing les, Poetry, fiction and news artic[es stolen bases, sacrifice bunts and sacri fice flies Come October, the Cubs' season will be over and that put fans in a com atose sta te. Please contact: General Manager jim Frey can n::sun-e making lousy Because the AL instituted the d esignated hitter rule, Theresa Volpe, ext 343, or stop by the trades aro signing waslnl-up velmlns. George Brett, Harold Baines and Paul Molitor were Chronicle Offices (Wabash Rm. 802) Come October, the WhiteSox season will be history able to prolong their stellar careers. Because the NL is aro GM Ron Schueler can begin the search for Cory living in the Dark Ages, a pitcher and his $3 million Snyder's successor. dollar arm still goes to bat. Most NL pitchers attempt No pay. Poaslblelndependent atudy credit. And, come O:tobcr, Chicagoans won't have to ar ing to hit97 m.p.h. fastballs transform theirat-batsinto range their schedule to accomrmdate any World Series something you might sec at the Special Olympics. fever. However, for those who insist on viewing the Fall Stunning ballparks reside on Chicago's South Side, Classic, I will offl" a p:~rtial list of reasons why fans in Boston, New York, Detroit, Toronto and, starting ~uld side with thesurcnor lmguc which is obviously next SUISOn, Baltimore. Above-ground !£PDC tanks the American. reside in Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Montreal, Gncin nati, Houston and St Louis. Most AL teams performon rich plSturcsoflushgrass OPIN ION with a supple bed of soil undcmmth. Most NL dubs After all, complring those two fratcmi tics is similar work on decrepit acres of wretched astroturf with a to comp:!Ting the casts of Ccxxifellas with Problem Child stublx>m l:x.od of concrete underneath. Synt.rcti0-turf 2, David Letterman with Arsenio Hall and Peter events look like they're being staged in the backyard of Gabriel with Michael Bolton. 'fhink of this summary Mike and Carol Brady. The Algave its loyalistscharismatic mascots like d~ a public service and post it on your n:.frigcrator for The Columbia Chronicle future reference. Andy the Gown, God rest his shiny nose. The NL Department of journalism Trc AL fmturcs }Ulmg !:llp.r.;taTs like Frank ·nun'l!\ gave its supporters the Phillie Fanatic, a frigh tening 600 South Michigan Avenue fWlin Vmturd, Km Griffey Jr., juan Conzalcl aro Rafael freak-show reject. Chicago, Illinois 60605 l'alrrUro (Jmurtu-him Cubf=;?). The AL enhanced baseball by letting a midget Art Golab, Editor 1he bumper crop of National League youngstcrs Eddie Gac-dcl-bat, and by devising the exploding includt-ssuch notables~ Shawn Boskie,Mikellarkey, scoreboard (both the creation of Bill Vccck). The NL Jerry £. Port, Mmaging l:ditor IJdmon Berryhill, joe Girardi and Gary Scott (oops!). stuntL-d the game's growth by letting excrudatingly I utureHalloffamer.,Carltonl-isk,NolanRyanand unfunny comic Tom Drccscn be a Cubsbatboyand Nurt cy A. Thart, Ne--.vs Editor Theresa Volpe, Fa~tu rts Editor by persuading U1a t noted crooner Roseanne (Barr) Wade Boggs continue to thrive in the A L. While over Cynthia T. Doplu, Copy Editor M uriel Whetstone, SpteU.l Projects ,n the NL, if thl'TC i~ any jll!>licc, vetl"~ Dave Smith, Am old to sing the national anthem. r .ary Carte'!' and Ron I iasscy will ~n be on welfare. ·n,e succulent aroma of juicy hotdogs dances Omar Castillo, Photo l::ditor 'IlK: I{W ~'ox-Yankees ri valry i~ ore of the best in throughout AL fields. ·me acrid odor of Hany James Ylistla, Faculty Advisor ';jXJrt!xlny '>port. In 1991 Nl . enthusiasb can look for Ca ray's phlegm balls travels throughout NL Wdrd to that budding grudgt.• match bt~WL'C'Tl lhe ~tadiums. Colorado/lA'Tlvl'f l{(>ekiLs Columbia Chronicle, (you know, dent journal, is also produced by PONDEROSA The next l(XXJ meters consists INVOLVED the one you're reading right the English department. The work of the combination Sidewalk from page 1 now.) Published weekly, the is submitted mainly by students in from page 1 CrackJumpand "Can-You-Sp7re writing, editing, and layout is the various poetry workshops A-Quarter?" Slalom, with the Student interns help out done by students from the within the department However, 624 S. Mich. Ave. final sprint highlighted by the department. The photography submission is open to all students. This building was named in with the selection, design and Harrison Brick & Car Dodging department provides the Editors arc recommended by honor of Rocky "The Brain" installation of exhibits. competition. photographers. Students who English faculty merrbers. Torco, who provided protection The Hokin Center also opens At the Wabash Campus the are interested in the paper may Although the Fashion for Alexandroff and the college its doors to photography and importance of knowing the sign up for the College Department was introduced to during the late '20s and early art by displaying students' room numbering system really work. Students should submit Newspaper Workshop or work Columbia only three years ago, '30s. comes into play. written proposals to Bobbi as free. lance correspondents. they are planning a fashion Columbia occupies 3 of the This is because every Stuart, the Hokin coordinator, Chia~go Arts and Communia~ show some time in the Spring of 14 floors in addition to the weekend the maintenance staff set up a meeting and bring tion is an annual magazine that 1993. bookstore on the first floor. The changes the room numbers and premiered this summer. As At the end of each semester, rest of the building is leased to signs, and one must learn to some work samples. with the Chronicle, the students the Film department holds associates of Rocky, affec recognize the patterns, or The future Ernest tionately known as "tenants." "groupers" as we elder fisher Hemingways and Stephen take on the work from cover to several screenings featuring One of the first things each men call them. Kings of Columbia have an out cover, as part of the College students work. The work can new student should do is buy a The rules are simple. In all let for their work in the form of Magazine Workshop course. be viewed at the Getz Theater gross of professional reporter's South Loop campus buildings Hair Trigger, the Fiction The magazine goes a step fur at the 11th Street Campus. Stu notebooks from the bookstore, where the building faces East departme nt's annual short ther and incorporates students dent work comes from aU levels because Journalism Chairman (or faces a lake view-not to be story anthology. Works of fic from the Art department to of study from intermediate to Nat Lehrman has stock in the confused with Lakeview, which tion appearing in the book are design and lay out the pages. advance. The Festival of lllinois company that produces them. is several hours north of cam submitted for consideration by The English department is Film And Video Artist is spon Upon leaving the Torco pus) the even numbered rooms teachers or students. The busy helping others. The sored by Columbia and is one department offers Teaching building one should proceed will be on the doors facing process of selecting stories is of the many film festivals open north, once again passing the South in all East-West hallways done by student editors Others to Read, a course where to student submitions. 'What-The-Heck-Is -That?' statue on the Northern half of any through a class called College students become volunteer Call your department to garden, to the corner of given building. The rest is self Literary Magazine Publishing. tutors at many Chicago public see w hat opportunities are Michigan A venue and Harrison explanatory. And Journalists take note schools. available to help mold your Street. This spot marks the start Unlike most other college the department offers The Columbia Poetry Review, a stu- career. ing line for the Charming Wok campuses, however, the floors al 3000 Meter Steeplechase. ways~emainw~eretheyare(not NEW BLOOD D.U.I. Bill in 1989, that was later Theater/Music Once students have been counting the fixfth floor of the passed into law, for the Min properly fitted with the Michigan building.) So, you will from page 1 nesota State Legislature. He is Part-time teacher Joseph obligatory 150 pounds of books never have to worry that the 9th he taught English composition. currently working as an English Cerqua, 28, will teach lntro they are ready to begin. This is floor of Wabash has moved to the Arnts also taught business and instructor at the American d uction to Mus ic Theor y. more of an endurance course 2nd floor ofTorco, and so on. English at the Minnesota School School in Hyde Park, Illinois. Graduating with a than a timed event. Expensive There are a few other build- of Business. His teaching career bachelors d egree from the television and/or film equip ings for actors and dancers, and took him overseas as an English Liberal Education American Conser vatory of ment may _be substituted for otherpeoplelikethatbutthey're and Cultural instructor in Music in Chicago, he tuto rs books with the added risk of en not important. Midway Airlines, Tokyo. He took part in Japanese Janet Afary is a full-time in p r ivately in voice, theo ry countering sudden precipitation. though, is currently offering a teaching exchange program in structor teaching two classes, and piano. Cerqua also The course runs 1500 meters special student discount on its 1988, where he t~ught English including Contemporary His writes and composes fo r west along Harrison, makes a regular $49 shuttle flight for in Yokohama City. He has had tory: Understanding the News, local theate r in Chicago, in sharp left tum and heads south anyone who may need to get to original poetry published in and Topics in History: World cluding Ste ppenwolf and along Wabash for the final1500 the Dance Center at 4730 N. various poetry journals and in Civilization. She g raduated Goodman. He won two jeff meters to the finish line at 623 S. Sheridan Road, which I think is 1982 won the National Col from the University of Citations in 1990, fo r Wabash Avenue. somewhere in Wisconsin. legiate Poetry Award. Along Michigan with a Ph.D. in his original music and sound There are three main For eats there's the Harrison with English, Amts career has tory, and worked for the Visit design. Cerqua has written obstacles s tudents will en Snack Ship, docked on the extended to the field of politics. ing Research Association in the more than 24 scores in his counter in the Charming Wok shores of Loch Columbia, and He served as a speech writerfor Cente r for Middle Eastern two years of fr ee-la ncing 3000. Damicos National Salad Rental Governor Allen Olsen of North Studies at the University of and is currently working on First is the crossing of Loch and Italian Submarine Park Dako ta in 1984 and wrote a Chicago. an orig inal musical. Columbia, which extends from (special permit required to park the alley directly west of the non-Italian and I or nuclear sub- Michigan building. If the wind marines.) is from the east, a well-timed That about sums up the Do you feel ignored by the Chronicle? leap will enable most people to Columbia College campus. Any land in the three-to-four foot questions? Travelers wishing to shallows on the west bank of the contribute additional informa Does your organization or dept. have a hard time getting us loch. If the wind is from the west tion for the spring '92 edition to plug your activity? There's a lot going on around here, and forget it-you will have to dart may send copy to the managing unfortunately, we can't give big news coverage to every out onto Harrison and try. to editor, c/o the Chronicle event. But now there is a way for your announcements to get try to avoid taxis. Chow! the attention they deserve. CLASSIFIEDS llmUI!IiUIDBEUY AN A TERN COORDINATOR, FOR MORE COMPUTER SUDENTSII INFO. YEAH YOU! ROOM 400-W ABASH IT DOESN'T MATrER IF YOU'RE (312) 663-1600 )(398 DOING DESKTOP PUBLISHING, MARKETING PRESENTATIONS, ADDRESSERS WANTED MAC MANAGEMENT, GRAPHIC immediately! no experience neces Internship at BMG Distribution ARTS, 3D MODELING AND sary. Process FHA montage refunds. DESKTOP VIDEO, IMAGING OR Work at Home. C..ll1 (405) 321-3064. RCA and Ari$ta Records ANIMATION. THERE ARE COM PANIES OUT THERE WILLING TO EARN FABULOUS FREE Spring BLACK MUSIC GIVE YOU EMPLOYMENT EX· Break Vacation while meeting new PERIENCE ON THE INSIDE TRACK. people and earning cash. Work at your IN CHICAGO THE ACADEMIC COMPUTING own pace. Energetic, highly motivated DEPARTMENT IS GATHERING FOR outgoing individuals needed. Call Bob JOB REQUIREMENTS: CES TO BUILD A TOP·NOTCH at Campus Holidays 1 (800) 627-4791 • 2year~ntemshipforacollegeSophomore • Full T1me Student 1n pursu1t of at least a INTERNSHIP PROGRAM FOR OUR between Spm-10pm CST. or Jun1or Bachelor's Degree STUDENTS. SOME OF THE POSI· • Love and extens1ve knowledge of black TIONS HAVE DECENT PAY, SOME • Retail Promotion Involvement ffiUSIC COVER ONLY TRANSPORTATION • Internship is part of BMG Distribution·s • Some expenence tn retail, radto or other mustc-related areas preferred AND LUNCH; BUT ALL OF THEM HAVE A N ationwide A lternative Markeu ng WILLGIVEYOUTHATSTEPNEEDED CONFIDENTIAL LOOP Program • Creattve & energetic person who seelu a career tn the music industry TO TURN COURSE EXPERIENCE MAILING ADDRESS • Salary: 1220 per month and 1220 per INTO RESUME EXPERIENCE. OF month expenses • Must have car COURSE THE ADDED BENEAT OF • Bualne•• or Peraonal For consideration. please send your resume to. or call: GE1T!NG CREDIT FOR ALL OF THIS * Pick Up/Forwaording I • Anawering Servic e I PUTS AN INTERNSHIP ON THE LIST • Account• Wor1dwide Kirsten Behncke, BMG Music Inc.. I * Since 19441 OF "TII!NGS TO 00" WHEN YOU' RE 1133 Avenue of the Ameri ACROSS 1 N ursery figure 2 Gator's cou sin 10 - the Man 14 Disney's middle name 15 A Chaplin 16 Attention 17 Certain fue ls 18 First family n. member 19 Holy Roman •"TJ emperor Compiled by Art Golab, Editor 20 H int 21 Jim Hutton Monday23 ·TV role Wdcoi'Tl?blck! lt'strefirstwrekof9::00DLifyou'retallandhavex-rayvision,youhaveachanre ; : ~~cks of firdingout where yourdasssarein enough tirrctoactually attmd tren furtreuniPitialed, P~ce 27 tl1oa? !"()rdcsof pooplestaring at ti-e walls are trying to figure out where to go to attmd theirda$es. Pu:l k 28 performers Tuesdav?4 33 Soprano Emma 58 Rice or Gantry 10 Part of BSA The Remali;Theater will continue its student friendly policy of offering general seating 35 Exclaim 60 Pernicious 11 London gallery for $10.00 when it opens its new production of The Chicago Conspiracy Trial. The play is based 36 Stetson 61 Raines or 12 Comic Johnson on the trial of the "Chimgo Eight," which took place in trealtermathof theChimgo Democratic 37 Summit Fitzgerald 13 Store front Convention riots of 1968. The Chicago Conspimcy Trial will run Tuesdays through Sundays 38 Princess of 62 Scans sign through November 3. Perlormance times are 8:00p.m. exrept Saturdays (5:00 p.m and 9:00 wales 63 Far:pref. 22 Zodiac sign p.m) and Sundays (3:00 p.m and 7:00pm.). 335-~ is the number to call. 39 Tableland 64 Profound 23Forsake 42 Certain cars 40 Rd. map abbr. 65 Sme ll for one 25Robt. - 44 Mouthwash Wednesday25 41 Rams and Colts 28 Tex. shrine 45 Size of coal The school year will open with a bang, or should we say a Bash, in Mid-October. The 42 "It's - than DOWN 29 Goes for office 47 Tawdry annual fa Uce lebration/party and talent showa~Se known as The Class Bash, could not take you think" 1 Goal for many 30 William Powell 48 Is lacking place without the efforts of t!"()se meeting at 4:00 p.m today in the basem!Ilt of the 600 S. 43Gulfweed 20ral movie role 49Fwze Michigan building. Help them out. Interested individ uals and student organizations are 45Eiegant 3 Stacy Keach 31 Letup 50 Actor Atkins invited to take part in planning the best Bash yet. 46 Tall mountain TV role 32 Headliner 51 0wn Jump For Joy, a Pegasu s Players revival of a 1941 Duke Ellington mu sical, w ill 47Stop ping 4 Murray or West 33 Cup handles 52 Indigo dye open for previews a t the O'Rourke Cente r for the Performing Arts. To get the re, 50 Sidney Toler 5 Avows 34Recorded 53 She:Fr. take the "A" tra in to 1145 W . Wilson. Previews w ill run until Thursday, October m ovie role 6 Anthracite and proceedings 54 Musical Porter 10. Ticke ts are $ 12 to $14. Pe rformances a re a t 8:00 p .m ., except Sundays (2:00 55 Re cent:pref. bituminous 35 Slant 59 Majors or p .m .). Call 271-2638 for mo re informa tion. 56 Put u p a 7 Judge' s garb 38 Hated Marvin p icture SHumdinger 39Bulk SOLUTION NEXT WEEK Thursdav26 57 Blackthorn 9Rootcap 41 Lanky Want a deal' on that amplifier you've been looking for? Ch<.>ck out the 14th annual Mammoth Music & Record Mart which kicks off at noon today. It wiU feature more than 300,000 donated musical items including records, tapes, compact discs, musical instru ments, stereo and video equipment for sale at bargain prices. Dick Clark, of "American Bandstand" fame will preside at the opening ceremony. Admission is $5.00 today and free for the rest of the sale which runs through October 6. Proceeds benefit the Les Turner ALS Foundation. For more information: ?ffi-674-MART. Are you a Media Wa nnabe? T h e Center for New Television will host Get ting into the Business, a series of informal lunch-time gatherings to bring together people w ho work in the med ia w ith those w ho would like to . A llison W itt Janssen, multimedia and inte racti ve video producer, launches the fa ll series at 12:00 Noon a t the Cente r, 1440 N . Dayton . Admission is $2.00 for non-m embers. Call 951 -6868 for further information. Fridav27 Save 25-50% HOT TIX, the half-price theater ticket outlet will celebra te its 10th anniversary today. Show up at the State Street booth, 24 5. Sta le, a nd you may win free tickets to shows like Do the White Thing and Lend Me a Tenor. Giveaways will occu r every 10 minutes. Six Rose Record locations and the Evanston HOT-TIX booth w ill a lso ON ALL ART AND pa rticipate in the giveaways. For more ca11 977-1730. Blast-off your weekend with Firehose, Nova Mob, and DOS as they rock the DRAFTING SUPPLIES Metro, 3730 N . Clark, in an all-ages show at 7:00 tonig ht. Doors open at 6:30, admission is $11 .00 a t the door. 549-0203. If you li ke your theater radical a nd cheap, check out A Lot of Fish There Are: Oobleck IN OUR MILLION Short Plays, a collection of fi ve short a nd even shorter plays by T heater Oobleck. Performance times a re 9:00p.m. Fridays a nd Saturdays, Thursdays a t 8:00 p .m . Fish runs through October 12. Admission is $4.00-moreif you'vegot it, free if your broke. DOLLAR INVENTORY No reservations. Oobleck is located at 5153 N . Ashland. Saturday28 Jean Milllan brings her modem jazz dance company to the Ruth Page Fall Festival of Da nce. Mlllian's company will perfonn si x pieces, one of w hich, Silent Stann, is based o n feelings of helplessness precipitated by the recent desert stonn crisis. Tickets a re $8.00 for students. The dances a re a t 2:00 and 8:00 p.m. in the Ruth Page Auditorium, 1016 N. Dearborn St. Ca11 312-337-{)541. If the successful new syndica ted 1V series, Dangerous Women, has whetted your / a ppetite for the women in prison genre, The Prison Heat is for you . A presen ta tion of / C R E AT I VE . OAS E S / the Psychotronic Film Society, this ja panese film is billed as the "Ultimate women / in prison film, with S & M, torture and shower scenes." The Prison Heat will be shown tonight at the Avalon Niteclub, 959 W. Belmont, a t 8:30. Phone(312)738-5300 Outside Chicago call l -800-9 -CREATE (927-3283) Sunday29 If you can re member back to the time when this town had a mayor with a personality, check out the Ha rold Washington: On the Air mixed media exhibit which Three Chicago Locations: Open 7 days a week opens a t noon today a t the M useum of Broadcast Commun ications, 800 S. Wells St. 847 W. Jackson • 2417 N. Western • 161 E. Erie The e~h i b iti o n , which runs through November 27, chro nicles the la te mayor's tclev•s•on and rad1o appearances and interviews with both local and national media. I Richard Steele, of WV AZ-FM, will moderate a seminar on The Election of Harold All student cards now save you 25% off list price. Wash mgto n, The scnunar, which comme nces a t 2:00 p.m., will incl ud e Vernon Jarrett of the Sun-T imes, and Bruce Dumont of WlTW-TV as participants. Gcucsisgttnmutt·cs to yott best sal'illlfS, bot stTI'iu.