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Sun Apr 10, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Yusuf Islam & Cat Stevens

Music special.

06:40 LOSER TAKES ALL 1956 Repeat WS PG

Loser Takes All

An accountant and his wife are invited to Monte Carlo becoming swept up the hum-drum of the Casino.

Starring: Glynis Johns, Rossano Brazzi, Joyce Carey, Robert Morley

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Eye Of The Needle

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

10:30 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Cold Turkey It's Christmas, and the residents of Aidensfield have to contend with their very own scrooge, the mean spirited bank manager Gordon Stringer. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

11:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

North london - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 12:00 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Melissa King looks at heritage apples, while Nigel Ruck takes us to Sydney’s Central Park living wall garden and Trevor visits another spectacular Irish garden. 12:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona is in Bali staying at the luxurious Sofitel Bali Nusa Dua while Charli Robinson checks out what’s on offer at the famous Eumundi Markets on the Sunshine Coast. Plus we’ve got guides to Taronga Zoo in Sydney and the Melbourne Zoo.

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Sun Apr 10, 2016

13:00 THE CHEYENNE SOCIAL CLUB 1970 Captioned Repeat PG

The Cheyenne Social Club When two trail-weary cowpokes find out they've inherited the best "cat house" in all of Wyoming, they come to town with the best intentions. Starring: James Stewart, Henry Fonda, Shirley Jones, Sue Ann Langdon, Robert Middleton

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence

15:00 CAPTAIN HORATIO HORNBLOWER 1951 Captioned Repeat WS G

Captain Horatio Hornblower Horatio Hornblower is a swashbuckling British naval captain of the HMS Lydia, who navigates the waters around Latin America in an attempt to thwart Napoleon's Spanish allies. Starring: Gregory Peck, Virginia Mayo, Robert Beatty, Denis O'Dea, Christopher Lee

17:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Wakehurst Place Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

Sun Apr 10, 2016

18:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wrong Side of the Road Robert Follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:00 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Turner Pursuit In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 20:30 THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 1990 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Hunt For Red October Soviets create a new nuclear submarine that runs silent due to a revolutionary propulsion system. Russian sub captain defects, goal of taking it to the U.S.A. to prevent the Russians from using the sub to wreak nuclear (missile) war against the U.S. Starring: Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn, Sam Neill, James Earl Jones, Joss Ackland

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Mild Coarse Language

23:10 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS M

Doomsday A man is found dead inside his doomsday shelter. Maura determines he was suffocated by gas pumped into the shelter. Jane becomes distracted when she thinks Korsak is going to retire. Frankie has a secret. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lee Thompson Young, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:05 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona is in Bali staying at the luxurious Sofitel Bali Nusa Dua while Charli Robinson checks out what’s on offer at the famous Eumundi Markets on the Sunshine Coast. Plus we’ve got guides to Taronga Zoo in Sydney and the Melbourne Zoo. 00:35 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Melissa King looks at heritage apples, while Nigel Ruck takes us to Sydney’s Central Park living wall garden and Trevor visits another spectacular Irish garden. 01:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

Don't Forget To Wipe The Blood Off - Part 2

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Sun Apr 10, 2016

02:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 NIGHT BOAT TO DUBLIN 1946 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Night Boat To Dublin

Allied agents attempt to rescue a Swedish physicist from the Nazis during World War II.

Starring: Robert Newton, Muriel Pavlow

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

How Your Mind Affects Your Physical and Emotional - Part 1 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

Don't Forget To Wipe The Blood Off - Part 1

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Apr 11, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Crush Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Up The Waratahs Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bridesmaids Revisited Lorelai offers to help Christopher out by babysitting his 3-year-old daughter, G.G., and is horrified by the toddler's terrible behaviour. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

North london - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Embryos Phoebe discovers whether or not she is pregnant. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and women. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mon Apr 11, 2016

12:00 RICH AND STRANGE 1932 Captioned Repeat PG

Rich And Strange Believing that an unexpected inheritance will bring them happiness, a married couple instead finds their relationship strained to the breaking point. Starring: Henry Kendall, Joan Barry, Betty Amann, Percy Marmont, Elsie Randolph

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

North london - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Wakehurst Place Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 15:20 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

Spring Spring is explored as the sun returns life to both Poles. Landscapes that had been locked in darkness for three months are suddenly bathed in light. Hibernating residents begin to wake and the first migrants start arriving. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances & audience participation games. Today features an interview with Melissa McCarthy and a performance by Iggy Azalea. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

I'm OK, You're Ok

Rory forgives Logan, then needs some time for herself, so she pays a visit to Lorelai in Stars Hollow.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Mon Apr 11, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's Dirty Day Charlton Heston (himself) finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favour. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Rugby

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily - with painful results.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned WS PG

Cynthia Nixon Actress Cynthia Nixon searches for answers in her paternal line, and truth becomes stranger than fiction when a mystery of deceit and murder slowly unfolds in relation her to 3x great-grandmother. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Showing amazing strength, 19 year old Felicity takes in the news that she has breast cancer and calmly accepts that both her breasts will be removed. She is the youngest patient ever treated for breast cancer at RPA. Also, in the final part of Shaun's story, an angiogram reveals his doctor’s worst fears. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Magaluf II In the UK clinic, Dr Pixie helps a man who lost his penis in a childhood car accident, and follows the dramatic reconstruction surgery to make him a new phallus from his own body parts. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity, Sexual References

22:30 SUPERSIZE VS SUPERSKINNY WS M

Rob & Hayley Foodaholic Rob Gillett goes head to head with foodphobic Hayley Payne in the Feeding Clinic. And Dr Christian goes for a ride on a supersize ambulance in . Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 SPOOKS Repeat WS M

Traitor's Gate Danny and Zoe are sent to London as anti-capitalist demonstrations intensify ahead of President Bush's UK visit. Peter Salter is on an operation to infiltrate an anarchist group, but Tom suspects his motives. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

Mon Apr 11, 2016

00:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Join Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy’s most confrontational program. 01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 RICH AND STRANGE 1932 Captioned Repeat PG

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

04:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Panic In The Bush

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

How Your Mind Affects Your Physical And Emotional - Part 2 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

Don't Forget To Wipe The Blood Off - Part 2

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Apr 12, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Rugby

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily - with painful results.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Merry-Go-Round Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

I'm OK, You're Ok

Rory forgives Logan, then needs some time for herself, so she pays a visit to Lorelai in Stars Hollow.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

West lancs - day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Rugby

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily - with painful results.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

Tue Apr 12, 2016

12:00 THE SYNDICATE 1968 Captioned Repeat PG

The Syndicate An alcoholic, his wife, a down and out American pilot and a young German form a prospecting team to search for uranium in Africa and find themselves plagued by sinister accidents. Starring: William Sylvester, June Ritchie, Robert Urquhart, Christian Doermer

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

West lancs - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Showing amazing strength, 19 year old Felicity takes in the news that she has breast cancer and calmly accepts that both her breasts will be removed. She is the youngest patient ever treated for breast cancer at RPA. Also, in the final part of Shaun's story, an angiogram reveals his doctor’s worst fears. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

15:30 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat WS PG

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Real Paul Anka Lorelai has a bizarre dream in which singer/songwriter Paul Anka has a cameo role. Guest stars Paul Anka. Stars Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Tue Apr 12, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Fake Party Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Free Porn

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 POIROT WS PG

The Mysterious Affairs at Styles While Hastings is staying in the country with his friends the Inglethornes, the lady of the house is murdered. Unimpressed by the local police, Hastings sends for Poirot. 20:40 DEATH IN PARADISE WS M When a voodoo priestess predicts her own murder as well as the man responsible, a sceptical Poole believes the truth lies in an old missing persons case. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence CATCHING HISTORY'S CRIMINALS: THE 21:50 Repeat WS PG FORENSIC STORY A Question Of Identity From the DNA work that recreates the face of a killer, to the hair analysis that can reveal where you live, this series profiles the techniques of today, before examining their origins in some of the strangest cases in the forensic casebook. Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:00 DEATH ROW STORIES Repeat WS M

Double Jeopardy Evidence emerges causing many to question the guilt of Army sergeant Tim Hennis who is sentenced to death for the murder of the wife and two children of an Air Force captain; a bizarre and unprecedented journey through the American justice system. Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

00:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 00:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect.

Tue Apr 12, 2016

01:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Mirror's New

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MY LEARNED FRIEND 1943 Captioned Repeat WS PG

My Learned Friend

A shady lawyer is last on a mad ex-convict's murder list of those who helped get him convicted.

Starring: Ernest Thesiger, Charles Victor

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

04:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

30/30 Challenge, Q and A w/ Ginger Stache

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat G

Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Apr 13, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Free Porn

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Pigeon Pair Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

West lancs - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Free Porn

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 CARRY ON JACK 1963 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Carry On Jack The 'Carry On' gang strikes again with the adventures of the Officers and Crew aboard HMS Venus, bound for Spain to vanquish the foe and earn the glory that makes Britain a proud nation. Starring: Juliet Mills, Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Charles Hawtrey

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

Wed Apr 13, 2016

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

West lancs - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 14:50 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 15:20 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Mysterious Affairs at Styles While Hastings is staying in the country with his friends the Inglethornes, the lady of the house is murdered. Unimpressed by the local police, Hastings sends for Poirot. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

I Get A Sidekick Out Of You Lane and Zack's wedding is coming up and since Luke is busy, Michel is Lorelai's first choice as a date, but he gets Celine Dion tickets and bails out. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Wed Apr 13, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's New Dress Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Haste Drastic developments blight Ross’s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey’s delight.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 NEW TRICKS WS M

Tiger Tiger When keeper Zac Halsey's corpse was found in the tiger enclosure at Harefield zoo in 2006 the assumption was that he had been mauled to death but blood found during the refurbishment of his flat now suggests that he was murdered and his body dumped in the compound. Starring: Dennis Waterman, Amanda Redman, Alun Armstrong, James Bolam

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Judgement Day A local thief and womanizer is brutally killed with a pitchfork, and the residents of Midsomer Mallow fear that the murder may have blighted their chances to win the Perfect Village competition Starring: Orlando Bloom

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

22:50 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA Captioned Repeat WS M

The Mystery Of The Terminal Tenant The team finds the remains of a man's body that appears to have been killed in his own bathroom, but when the homeowner shows up alive and well, the detectives not only find themselves on the hunt for the killer, but must also determine who the victim is. Starring: Debra Messing, Josh Lucas, Laz Alonso, Jenkins Max

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

23:50 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Magazine Patsy tries to organise a fashion display for a morning television show. When all the models drop out at the last minute, Patsy tries to get Saffy and Edina's mother to step in. Edina goes out on a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish. Starring: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug References

Wed Apr 13, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Big Fix

Gideon investigates a group of criminals who are trying to rig horse races.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 CARRY ON JACK 1963 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

04:20 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pink

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

How Your Mind Affects Your Walk with God - Part 1 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Mirror's New

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Apr 14, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Haste Drastic developments blight Ross’s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey’s delight.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Fred

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

West lancs - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Haste Drastic developments blight Ross’s relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey’s delight.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 PLEASE TURN OVER 1960 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Please Turn Over The orderly suburban life of a 1950's English town is turned on its head when the teenage daughter of one of the residents writes a steamy bestseller featuring characters obviously based on the local population. Starring: Leslie Phillips, Joan Sims, Jean Kent, Ted Ray, Julia Lockwood

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

Thu Apr 14, 2016

13:50 TASTY CONVERSATIONS Captioned Repeat WS G

BBQ Pork

In her take on Japanese Yakitori, Audra shows how easy homemade peanut sauce and pork neck skewers can be.

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

East cheshire - day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 16:00 THE DOG RESCUERS Repeat WS PG With nearly a quarter of British households owning a dog, they are the nation’s favourite pet - but this isn't always reflected in the way some are treated. Here we follow the RSPCA officers who, committed to the rescue and welfare of man's best friend, are tasked with investigating reports of cruelty and neglect. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Super Cool Party People Luke decides to give April a birthday party at the diner. Lorelai volunteers' to help, and is hurt when Luke explains that he still thinks it's too soon for April and Lorelai to meet. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Thu Apr 14, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Wedding Dresses Distraught over Ross’s engagement, Rachel takes Joshua aside and suggests they also get married. Chandler forces Joey to go to a sleep clinic to stop his loud snoring.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Invitation Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding - but not all of them are going. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 TO CATCH A SMUGGLER Captioned Repeat WS PG The day to day fight against smugglers and drug traffickers at one of the world’s busiest airports: JFK in New York. This week: A cocaine courier gets caught with drugs sewn into his jacket and the mail room hit the jackpot with a million dollars in fake cheques. 20:30 CITY SLICKERS 1991 Captioned Repeat WS PG

City Slickers New Yorker Mitch Robbins is 39 and miserable. He's tired of his job and bored with his life. His two best friends aren't doing much better either. So to chase their troubles away, they trade their briefcases for saddle bags and set out to find freedom and adventure under the wide New Mexico sky. Starring: Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References, Mild Violence

23:00 BLACK ADDER II Repeat WS PG

Chains Blackadder and Lord Melchett are kidnapped by a German spy right after the Queen decides she will pay no more ransom to kidnappers. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson, Tim McInnerny

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:40 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

Thu Apr 14, 2016

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Fall High, Fall Hard Gideon investigates two businessmen whom he suspects of hiring a thug to force a client to give false testimony in an important trial. Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 SAN DEMETRIO, LONDON 1943 Captioned Repeat WS PG

San Demetrio, London In 1940, a British Merchant Navy ship is disabled and left to the mercy of patrolling U-boats. The crew's job - to keep her afloat and out of harm's way. Starring: Robert Beatty, Ralph Michael, Walter Fitzgerald, Mervyn Johns

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

How Your Mind Affects Your Walk with God - Part 2 of 2

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Big Fix

Gideon investigates a group of criminals who are trying to rig horse races.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Apr 15, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Long Way Home Dr. Alexander Stark is determined to have Skippy for his private zoo. When Matt Hammond refuses to sell at any price, Stark has two of his henchmen steal the 'roo; but Skippy is too smart to be kept in a cage and she begins a tense series of adventures on "the long way home". 07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

JUMP START SOUP MATE PRO

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

East cheshire - day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Fri Apr 15, 2016

12:00 UP JUMPED A SWAGMAN 1965 Repeat G

Up Jumped A Swagman

A clothes dealer uses an Australian singer's apartment in a scheme to rob a jeweller.

Starring: Frank Ifield, Annette Andre, Ronald Radd, Richard Wattis

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

East cheshire - day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 TO CATCH A SMUGGLER Captioned Repeat WS PG The day to day fight against smugglers and drug traffickers at one of the world’s busiest airports: JFK in New York. This week: A cocaine courier gets caught with drugs sewn into his jacket and the mail room hit the jackpot with a million dollars in fake cheques. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Driving Miss Gilmore

Logan comes home from the hospital and is cared for by an overprotective Rory.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Fri Apr 15, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever When Joey’s duck swallows Ross’s wedding ring, he is worried he’ll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1) Rachel stays home while Ross and the others go to England for his wedding. Chandler and Joey bicker while sightseeing. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

Jean and Lionel travel to Los Angeles to discuss turning their story into a film.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

Back from California and suffering from jet lag, Lionel takes to bed.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

20:50 THELMA & LOUISE 1991 Captioned Repeat WS M

Thelma & Louise Thelma and Louise are accidental outlaws on the run with a determined detective on their trail, a sweet-talking hitchhiker in their path and a string of crimes in their wake. Starring: Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis, Harvey Keitel, Brad Pitt, Michael Madsen

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

23:30 THE DRIVER 1978 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Driver A man who dresses like an Ivy Leaguer is known for his ability to drive a getaway car in a hold-up. A cop, obsessed with the idea of catching him, sets up a bank robbery with the help of some crooks. Starring: Ryan O'Neal, Bruce Dern, Isabelle Adjani, Ronee Blakley, Matt Clark

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence

01:25 UP JUMPED A SWAGMAN 1965 Repeat G

Up Jumped A Swagman

A clothes dealer uses an Australian singer's apartment in a scheme to rob a jeweller.

Starring: Frank Ifield, Annette Andre, Ronald Radd, Richard Wattis

Fri Apr 15, 2016

03:15 THE HAND OF THE NIGHT 1966 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Hand Of The Night A handsome tourist travelling through the desert comes at night upon a lavish Moorish castle wherein he is entertained by a mysterious wealthy woman. However, when he departs and returns in the morning, he finds the place has vanished. Starring: Diane Clare, William Sylvester, Alizia Gur, Edward Underdown

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Sat Apr 16, 2016

06:00 ANGELS ONE FIVE 1954 Captioned Repeat WS G

Angels One Five An English fighter pilot is grounded after causing an accident on the runway; resulting in a feud with his commanding officer. Starring: Jack Hawkins, Michael Denison, Dulcie Gray, John Gregson

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

Jean and Lionel travel to Los Angeles to discuss turning their story into a film.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

09:40 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

Back from California and suffering from jet lag, Lionel takes to bed.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

10:20 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

East cheshire - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

10:50 NIGHT BOAT TO DUBLIN 1946 Captioned Repeat PG

Night Boat To Dublin

Allied agents attempt to rescue a Swedish physicist from the Nazis during World War II.

Starring: Robert Newton, Muriel Pavlow

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

13:05 ANNIE GET YOUR GUN 1950 Repeat WS G

Annie The story of the great sharpshooter, Annie Oakley, who rises to fame while dealing with her love/professional rival, Frank Butler. Starring: Betty Hutton, Howard Keel, Louis Calhern

Sat Apr 16, 2016

15:20 THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH 1952 WS G

The Greatest Show on Earth Winner of 2 Academy Awards in 1953 for best picture and writing. The dramatic lives of trapeze artists, a clown, and an elephant trainer against a background of circus spectacle. Starring: James Stewart, Charlton Heston, Dorothy Lamour, Gloria Grahame

Sat Apr 16, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Safehouse Mike receives orders to provide a refuge for a dangerous police informant and struggles to keep it under wraps, especially when Nokes and Bellamy become suspicious about his strange behaviour. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:45 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Mind and Body (Part 1) Nikki is called to the scene of a suicide, and later to a stabbing in a shop. Harry is also called to another stabbing and they conclude that they were both committed by the same person. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

21:55 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Mind and Body (Part 2) Nikki is convinced that a psychiatrist was interfering with his patients' medication, but Harry uncovers a link between his own cases and an on-line pharmacy. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

23:05 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

Recalled to Life - Part 1 Over 30 years into her sentence for the murder of her lover's wife, Cissy Kohler claims she was coerced into a false confession. When she is released, she is in protective custody while Dalziel and his comatose former boss are being investigated for their actions. Starring: Colin Buchanan, Warren Clarke, Mark Lambert, Steve Speirs, Jeremy Swift

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

00:10 LUST FOR A VAMPIRE 1970 Repeat MA

Lust For A Vampire Forty years to the day since the last manifestation of their dreaded vampirism, the Karnstein heirs use the blood of an innocent to reincarnate this evil in the body of a beautiful teenage girl. Starring: Ralph Bates, Michael Johnson, Barbara Jefford, Suzanna Leigh

Cons.Advice: Horror

02:00 ANNIE GET YOUR GUN 1950 Repeat WS G

Annie The story of the great sharpshooter, Annie Oakley, who rises to fame while dealing with her love/professional rival, Frank Butler. Starring: Betty Hutton, Howard Keel, Louis Calhern

04:00 PRIVATE'S PROGRESS 1955 Captioned Repeat G

Private's Progress Satire on the off-limits activities of the wartime British army, involving a bungling private, some smuggling & even some spying. Starring: Richard Attenborough, Dennis Price, Terry Thomas, Ian Carmichael