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VerThe Vanderbilt Hustler’s Arts su & Entertainment Magazine s DECEMBER 2—DECEMBER 8, 2009 VOL. 47, NO. 27

Versus editors came up with their holiday wish lists. Flip to page 9 for everything from Kindle to the Beatles. Who knew Kevin Mc- Callister could cause so much trouble? Check out page 4 for a holiday movie debate. Matt Shelton dishes out a celeb style report card. Turn to page 8 to see who made the grade.

PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4 SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 The Regulars Cheap Trick – Ryman Auditorium Mark Wehner Cd Release Party with Stephen Simmons – The 107.5 The River Acoustic Christmas – War Memorial Auditorium Surrender… to the sweet music of Cheap Trick as they triumphantly return Basement Nashville’s top 40 radio station 107.5 The River will sponsor the 2009 Acoustic THE RUTLEDGE to Nashville this Thursday night for a concert at the world-famous Ryman Mark Wehner appears to be releasing a CD but doing a poor job marketing it as Christmas at the War Memorial Auditorium. This year’s lineup features the 410 Fourth Ave. South 37201 782-6858 Auditorium. This rock/power pop band has been rocking the stage since 1974 information about him, his music, and what is coming out is hard to fi nd. Wehner is a following artists and more. Unfortunately the only way to get tickets is to register country singer with a sound sometimes described like that of Steve Earle. Opening for and win. The station will give away tickets every other hour starting at 6 a.m. and have churned out several huge hits such as “I Want You To Want Me,” on weekdays and every ten minutes on the hours of 8 a.m., 4 p.m., and 8 p.m. THE MERCY LOUNGE/CANNERY “Surrender,” and “Dream Police.” Often described as the American Beatles Wehner is the Americana singer songerwriter Stephen Simmons who features songs this Thursday. Good luck! BALLROOM (playing an Americanized form of what was British rock and pop), Cheap Trick like “Devil’s Work Is Never Done” and “County Lines.” Simmons has a simple voice 1 Cannery Row 37203 has retained the same line-up since their inception, a feat not many other bands with simple acoustic to go along. Probably the best part about this one it is free. 251-3020 of their age can boast. Tickets are a bit expensive but well worth the price to (FREE, 6:30 p.m.) Owl City see legends. Owl City, the synth-pop project of Adam Young, take the stage at the War BLUEBIRD CAFE ($29.50-$49.50, 7:30 p.m., 116 5th Ave. N.) EOTO/Phutureprimtive – Exit/In Memorial Auditorium in downtown Nashville this evening. While Young created 4104 Hillsboro Road 37215 Recently featuring the duo Pretty (/hip-hop) the Exit/In seems to Owl City in 2007, it was not until 2009 that he reached a major level of success. 383-1461 With the major label debut, “Ocean Eyes,” Owl City exploded in popularity, even The Coolin’ System – The Basement be taking full advantage of the trendy music that packs in sweaty fans who just reaching #1 on the with the single “Firefl ies,” a track that went EXIT/IN Nashville’s favorite funk band takes the stage at The Basement for an evening want to fi nd that transcendental feeling. The electro-house “all improvised, nothing on to become the fastest-selling electronic/alternative track in history. If nothing 2208 Elliston Place 37203 pre-recorded” group Eoto will make its way to the Exit/In this Friday. The group is of grooving tunes. While they are not quite as popular as some of Nashville’s else, it should be extremely interesting and entertaining to see these heavily 321-3340 other residents, The Coolin’ System is fast becoming one of the city’s most talked composed of Jason Hann and Michael Travis formerly of the String Cheese Incident. produced tracks played live. about bands. As the Nashville Scene described in a recent article, “The Coolin’ Eoto has recently gotten some solid positive press. STATION INN System might just be one of our favorite new bands in the whole city. Their tight, 402 12th Ave. South 37203 instrumental funk workouts were so good… it’s pretty obvious that this band Opening for EOTO will be the electronica act known as Phutureprimitive. Phutureprimitive band The Fray return to Nashville tonight, bringing their piano- 255-3307 fueled to War Memorial Auditorium alongside Owl City. Perhaps best thinks solely about the tunes.” And people, it’s the last Thursday night before mixes basic bongo drum with sounds found in nature (like rain) and actually come up described as an Americanized, less epic sounding , The Fray is best known THE BASEMENT exams. What better way to get prepped by getting down with some funk? with something fairly interesting. In a music world inundated with unoriginal losers for writing emotionally charged ballads and power pop songs such as “Over My ($5, 9:00 p.m., 1604 8th Ave. S.) with a Mac, this act stands out as unique and if you’re in the right state of mind could 1604 Eighth Ave. South 37203 Head,” “,” and “Never Say Never.” Even if this kind of music 254-1604 provide quite a cool live experience. ($12 advance, $15 DOS, 9 p.m.) isn’t really your thing, guys, there will be a million attractive, screaming girls at The Dave Rawlings Machine & Carl Broemel – Exit/In this show. Do you really need another reason to go? F. SCOTT’S RESTAURANT AND Richie McDonald – Hall of Fame, Ford Theater While best known for his work with Gillian Welch and Old Crow Medicine Show, JAZZ BAR Dave Rawlings has assembled a band of friends to play his own solo compositions Country singer Richie McDonald has a new single “Six-Foot Teddybear” and will 2210 Crestmoor Road 37215 Uncle Kracker and songs. As a guitarist, singer, producer, and , Rawlings has quite the perform this and other acoustic driven country tunes at the Country Music Hall at Ford 269-5861 Theater. McDonald is regarded as one of the better voices in Country Music today Follow Uncle Kracker to the War Memorial this Saturday where he’ll bring with musical background, a strength that shines through on his recent debut release, him the hits he’s best known for like “Follow Me,” “Smile,” and a re-recording of “Friend of a Friend.” Though he had written several songs over the last several (Hence the Friday night spot at the big venue) and this single marks the beginning the Doobie Brother’s “.” Singer Matthew Shafer’s unique country/rock SCHERMERHORN SYMPHONY years, it was not until 2007 that he began playing with the notion of assembling of his solo career. Richie is quite the performer and is apparently very much looking voice has kept him on the radio since the turn of the millennium. He has recently CENTER a full band and recording full versions of the songs. The music on the is forward to his new gig as a solo act. (Price not listed, 8 p.m.) been getting more attention in the Country Scene then previously before, so he 1 Symphony Place 37201 “cousin to the deftly modern and haunting music that [he] is known for, but it should be perfectly comfortable playing to a Nashville crowd. Don’t be surprised 687-6500 has here been expanded; the crowd is larger, the party more robust, but the Sones de Mexico Ensemble – Tennesee Performing Arts Center if Uncle Kracker looks a little older than you expected – the last few years may 3RD AND LINDSLEY room is the same room.” This Chicago based folk ensemble is also a non-profi t organization that is “committed to have added some wear and tear – but the singer’s voice should still be in fi ne teaching young and old with many of its educational programs nationwide.” The band form. 818 Third Ave. South 37210 259-9891 plays music rooted in the Mexican “son” style with ever changing instrumentation and Opening for The Dave Rawlings Machine is guitarist Carl Broemel. While best known for his work as a member of My Morning Jacket as well as his earlier pretty harmonizing vocals. (Price not listed, 2 p.m.) The Massachusetts natives make their way down to the Music City to be part CAFE COCO work with the bands Old Pike and Planet Earth, Broemel is an incredible musician of this Christmas spectacular. Best known for their self-titled album released in 210 Louise Ave. 37203 in his own right. Having recently released a solo record, “Lose What’s Left,” “Radio City Christmas Spectacular” – Grand Ole Opry 2006, Boys Like Girls features and alternative rock sound that has been paired 321-2626 Broemel has truly grown as a solo artist and now resides in Nashville, TN. No, it The high-kicking Rockettes and company continue their series in Nashville this Friday as openers for hit bands like . Their latest album, the eleven track won’t be like seeing My Morning Jacket, but instead this is a chance for a much evening at the Grand Old Opry. Easily one of the most memorable events of Christmas “,” was recently released this September with success. The band has time both in and out of City, the Radio City Christmas Spectacular is a show been touring it since October of this year. With the pop-punk sound that lends more intimate experience with one of the biggest forces in the band. itself to energetic live performances, this band should do just fi ne along side the ($20, 9:00 p.m., 2208 Elliston Place) that you absolutely most see at least once in your life. Bring a date, go with friends, or take your family. Regardless of who you go with, you are sure to leave smiling. long list of noteworthy acts at the show. (Tickets start at $35, 8:00 p.m., 2802 Opryland Dr.) IN THIS ISSUE Versus Bits & Pieces DECEMBER 2—DECEMBER 8, 2009 VOL. 47, NO. 27 • Stars shining right above you, 2 • Overheard at Vanderbilt, 2 Versus FROM THE EDITOR • Words to live by in 17 syllables, 2 Magazine 3 EDITORIAL BOARD Entertainment • “Home Alone” is polarizing, 4 Editor-in-Chief • A holiday classic, 4 Courtney Rogers • Best Picture preview, 4

Opinion Editor Ryan Sullivan Music • Vandy’s music scene, 6 Life Editor 4 • is still pop, but it’s cool, Avery Spofford we’re down with that, 6 • Rocking around the Christmas tree, 7 Culture Editor Holly Meehl Dear Readers, Entertainment Editor Culture, Fashion Charlie It’s the most wondeful time of the year! OK, so maybe • Gift giving quiz, 3 Kesslering right now is not so wondeful because we’re gearing up • Celeb fashion report card, 8 for fi nals. All I want to do is enjoy the delicious Starbucks • Double dose of style spotter, 8 Music Editors holiday drinks, bake Christmas cookies and blast *NSYNC’s Zac Hunter holiday CD throughout my suite, but sadly these things 9 Chris McDonald will have to wait. Instead, I am up to my ears in work and Feature my to-do lists only seem to be growing as days march • All we want for Christmas, 9 Fashion Editor onward. Nikky Okoro As much as I don’t enjoy making lists of paper deadlines, one list that has been keeping my holiday spirit afl oat is my holiday wish list. True, a lot of it is the fun I’ve had assembling a list of things that I’m hoping will appear under the tree, but it hasn’t been a totally selfi sh enterprise. PIC OF THE WEEK Art Director In my “study breaks” which are procrastination at its fi nest, Matt Radford I’ve also been investigating some presents for the diffi cult people on my list, namely my twin brother who ardently Designers refuses to give me any clues about his list. Irene Hukkelhoven So what do you get for those who are nearly impossible Kat Miller to buy for? It’s a question for the ages and something we’ve been pondering at Versus even before the dawn of Marketing Director Black Friday. To help you on your quest, our editors have George Fischer submitted their wishlists, copied and pasted from their letters to Santa. From technology to music and fashion to Advertising Manager the outdoors, we hope some of our ideas might inspire you Carolyn Fisher before you opt to wander the mall aimlessly this holiday season. VSC Director For more doses of holiday cheer, check out our quiz Chris Carroll on what to buy that someone special and festive drink recipes on page 3. If you need a good way to continue Assistant VSC procrastinating, fl ip to page 4 for our dueling review of Directors “Home Alone” and a tribute to holiday classic, “It’s a Jeff Breaux Wonderful Life.” And if you need some jolly jams to drown Paige Clancy out the looming silence of the Baseball Glove Lounge, check out our top 10 seasonal songs on page 7. Journalism Fellow Erin Prah Later Alligator, Courtney Rogers Donna Rogers/ Darien, CT BITS & PIECES HAIKUS Words to live by I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. in seventeen syllables Maybe it just needs a little love. Who brought death upon —Linus Van Pelt The fi rst Thanksgiving turkey? The Pilgrim Reaper.

How would you know how H ROSCOPES Smooth a baby’s bottom is? VIRGO 8/23-9/22: Please go to the gym. You shouldn’t have helped yourself to that extra serving of stuffi ng. What a sick cliche.

LIBRA 9/23-10/22: It is fi nally acceptable to publicly play those Christmas carols you’ve been secretly listening to for the past month.

SCORPIO 10/23-11/21: Seize the day, order a different salad at Ro-Tiki. OVERHEARD SAGITTARIUS 11/22-12/21: Please note that mistletoe and holly Some people on this campus just don’t think before are two separate plants. Before surprising someone with a big wet one, make sure you’ve got the right shrub. they speak. Sometimes we are lucky enough to overhear what they say. CAPRICORN 12/22-1/19: You better not pout. Compiled from the Facebook group “Overheard at Vanderbilt”

AQUARIUS 1/20-2/18: So sorry Aquarius, but it’s far past the dawning of your age. Get over it. Girl at the Pub: You know what I hate about jackets? You have to take them off and put them back on. It’s really a hassle. PISCES 2/19-3/20: Just because your zodiac sign is a fi sh does not mean you are allowed to smell like one. Please shower. Girl: No, I only do my steroids alone. Well, sometimes with whoever’s in the ARIES 3/21-4/19: It seems likely you will perform “” in pleather this week. Just a heads up. basement. Well, in the bathroom that time. TAURUS 4/20-5/20: Thinking of ways to boost your grade before fi nals? Sleeping with a TA is never a good idea. Or is it? Guy: Someone needs to invent fashionable leggings for men. GEMINI 5/21-6/21: Tap into your creative side this week. Write a poem, draw picture or sing a song. Actually, scratch that last one. No Girl walking past Towers 3 & 4 : Oh my gosh, one wants to hear you sing. look at these bikes! They’re so skinny! Even the bicycles are anorexic here. CANCER 6/22-7/22: Before or after (but not during) fi nals, get drunk before noon and sing Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby.” Guy: No, I’m locked out of my room and I’m pantsless. Well, I guess I’m always LEO 7/23-8/22: I’d download “Blue Christmas” now. Maybe buy some chocolate. pantsless. PHOTOS: ickr.com Versus • December 2—December 8, 2009 • 3 HOLIDAY CULTURE Not quite the Hanukkah Thaw out with a wintry drink AVERY SPOFFORD magic I had in mind Life Editor Hot Spiced Cider GRANT DARWIN of consecutive years the willingly offering play-by- 6 cups fresh apple cider Staff Writer same cousin drew my play commentary on “how 1/4 cup pure maple syrup (more or less, to taste) name. This cousin, while cool” the magic tricks he 2 cinnamon sticks In re ecting over always sincere in his gift had gotten me were. I 6 whole cloves Hanukkahs past, I realized giving, has a well-known was surprised at how this 6 whole allspice berries I had a bit of grievance penchant for adopting wonderful tradition had 6 strips orange peel with a particular tradition different hobbies. For this rapidly transformed into 6 strips lemon peel in my family. While three-year period, magic a cruel joke. Providing me some families may have tricks were his vice. I myself not with the newest Dave Pour the apple cider and maple syrup into a large stainless steel saucepan. Place the cinnamon sticks, a “Secret Santa,” in ours had no interest in them, Matthews album (as I had cloves, allspice berries, orange peel and lemon peel in the center of a washed square of cheesecloth; we have the infamous and yet during that time appropriately gotten my fold up the sides of the cheesecloth to enclose the bundle, then tie it up with kitchen string. Drop the “Hanukkah Person.” I received a multitude of person), but rather a means spice bundle into the cider mixture.Place the saucepan over moderate heat for ve to 10 minutes, or Every year at the end of magic paraphernalia: Fake to develop the lamest of until the cider is very hot but not boiling.Remove cider from heat. Discard the spice bundle. Ladle the our Hanukkah festivities, ngers, exploding powder, all party talents. Let’s just cider into big cups or mugs, adding a fresh cinnamon stick to each serving. once all the latkes and card and coin trick books, say I used the magic of the matzo balls have been invisible ink. By the looks company return policy to Christmas Eggnog consumed, Grandma of my presents you would make these gifts 12 egg yolks comes round with a hat have thought I was on disappear into thin 5 cloves, whole in hand. Inside are all the to being David air and return in 4 cups milk names of the rst cousins Blaine. That is not to say the form of store 4 cups cream in our family. We each pull I was not appreciative, the credit.  3 cups light rum one out in preparation for obligatory thank you note 1 ¾ cups sugar the following year. While was always written. 2 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract the maximum amount While other cousins 1 teaspoon cinnamon, ground allowed to be spent has got the DVDs, CDs ¾ teaspoon nutmeg, ground changed as we have all and sports equipment gotten older, the basic they wanted, I could In a saucepan over low heat, blend milk, cinnamon, cloves and half a teaspoon of vanilla extract. Stir process has remained the take solace knowing I while mixture heats and remove from heat just before boiling point. In a bowl, mix together the same. Keep the secret, and at least had the tools sugar with egg yolks. Whisk well so they’re light and  uffy. Gently and a little at a time, pour in be sure to get something to make my pinkie milk mixture while continuing to whisk. Transfer back into saucepan over a medium heat while the other person wants. disappear. I would continuing to stir. Keep stirring until mixture starts to resemble custard. Never let the mixture reach However, it seems that open these presents boiling point. Strain the mixture into a jug and remove the cloves. Place jug in the fridge for an hour this rule was not as simple with my “Hanukkah or two. Gently stir in the cream, rum, remaining vanilla and ground nutmeg. Put back into fridge as it appears. For a series Person” gleefully at my side overnight. Serve in cups with extra ground nutmeg, cinnamon or baking cocoa sprinkled lightly on top. Holiday Quiz: What to get that special someone

HOLLY MEEHL them a chocolate Santa? A sprig 2. On a dinner date with this person, where 4. When talking about this person, what do you call them? Culture Editor of mistletoe? A quick text saying would you go? So you’ve been dating all “Have a great break! See you back A. Hmm, well you don’t actually call them anything, in fact, semester, or maybe just a month, or at Vandy”? Gift giving, despite all A. Quiznos/C.T. West (or pretty much you don’t talk about them much at all maybe you’ve spent one weekend its yuletide joy and glory, is often a any on-campus dining) B. This girl/guy I’m seeing together and think you’ve met predicament. Here at Versus, we’ve B. Cafe Coco C. My girlfriend or boyfriend someone special; regardless, you tried to make this experience a little C. Sambuca have the ultimate challenge ahead less painful by creating a Gift Guide of you — fi nding the perfect gift. Quiz to fi nd out, depending on your But do you even get your signifi cant stage in a relationship, just how you other a perfectly wrapped token of should show your love. your affection or do you just get 3. What does a text on a Saturday night look like if you haven’t seen 5. What’s their favorite holiday Starbucks drink? 1. How often do you see them during the week, outside of a each other yet? social setting? A. No idea A. (sometime after 2 a.m.) “yooooo where you at?” B. I think he/she likes peppermint hot chocolate B. “Hey, sorry I didn’t see you earlier, got dragged to Wendy’s, A. Do awkward run-ins at the mailroom count? C. Pumpkin spice latte, no questions asked (it’s both our are you still up?” B. Maybe once or twice, for lunch or coffee favorite) C. This question doesn’t apply; you’re always together on C. Every day, you make time to see each other Saturdays

Mostly A’s: Mostly B’s: Mostly C’s: To say you’re in a “relationship” So you’ve been hanging out for awhile, maybe a month This relationship is for reals; you two love each other, would be a stretch. But there’s some or so, though you’ve yet to DTR. But you clearly enjoy each or are pretty damn close. You want to get them something type of connection, whether it just be other’s company as you’ve managed to hang out while sober. no one else has ever thought of, something that says “you physical or … well, there’s something you Giving a gift could show how much are amazing” and break is going to be painful without you. like about the person. However, this very gray you like the other person and You do have the option to spend a bit more here, but if stage of “hooking up” does not a relationship that perhaps you want to take the you’re on a budget there are other ways to show you care. make by getting them some overly thoughtful relationship to the next step. Still, I Like in the mostly B’s category, you could make a mix CD, gift. In fact, it could possibly back re and wouldn’t go overboard; nothing too but also throw in a scrapbook of pictures and moments really freak them out. My words of advice: expensive, but perhaps something you’ve shared together. If you’re willing to throw down No gift. But if you just love Christmas that more personal, like a mix CD of some dough, jewelry is always a good option for girls (but much and feel the need to give, perhaps something simple, music you both enjoy. Or maybe a get advice from her friends on what she’d like). For a guy, like a box of chocolates (not from the bookstore, we can tell), cute card with a promise of a “more maybe some tickets to his favorite band or sports team. But or a candy cane with a cute note attached. Give at your own romantic than Cafe Coco” dinner even if the gift isn’t perfect, your signi cant other shouldn’t risk, though; this type of relationship functions on the non- once you both get back to campus. mind too much, because in words of Mariah Carey, "All committal. Too much could ruin it. Keep it simple, but thoughtful. (they) want for Christmas is you!" 4 • December 2—December 8, 2009 • Versus ENTERTAINMENT

Love It! “HOME ALONE”? Hate It! the traps, the pranks, the Without a doubt, “Home Alone” fans that will bring burglars may break into STUART BRYAN CHRIS MCDONALD downright violence delivered Alone” is my favorite movie an avalanche of hatred down his house and steal all his Staff Writer Music Editor by a little kid. of the holidays. Despite my upon you if you insult their possessions and possibly Year in and year out, the Of all these facets, however, having seen it literally dozens Word of advice: Never utter prized movie. kill him. Honestly, does this winter season is de ned in the memorable nature of of times since its release in any malicious words about Being the open-minded kid know something we part by an ever-increasing the movie is what sticks out 1990 (yeah, it’s almost 20 “Home Alone” unless you fellow I am, I decided to don’t? The answer is yes; he number of mediocre movies the most. It’s the smartass years old), it never gets old wish to risk losing all your do some detective work to knows that cute eight-year- hoping to capitalize on the lines delivered by Culkin and never feels stale. In its friends. I discovered a few discover the reason behind olds get away with murder, holiday spirit. And year in in his career-de ning role. truest sense, it has become weeks ago that apparently this passion. First I analyzed including murder of the and year out, the movies From poignant commentary a timeless comedy of the many Vanderbilt students the plot. An eight-year- movie industry. continue to get worse and on his brother’s girlfriend holiday season.  are secretly diehard “Home old child is accidentally Refusing to accept the worse. One, however, has (“Buzz, your girlfriend … forgotten and left behind by mounting evidence, I hoped stood above the rest and Woof.”) to his taunts (“You his family on a Christmas that maybe the other actors become one of the most guys yet? Or are you vacation and then ghts in the movie picked up treasured holiday lms thirsty for more?”), Culkin off two burglars by himself Culkin’s slack. False. Devin of all time. “Miracle on is a comic genius. But the to protect his house. Well, Ratray somehow manages 24th Street”? Nope. “It’s A buck doesn’t just stop with obviously that can’t be the to outdo Culkin’s atrocious Wonderful Life”? Not Quite. Culkin. In fact, the entire reason, seeing as Macaulay acting with his memorably My friends, I am referring cast comes together to de ne Culkin could have thought terrible portrayal of Buzz, to the John Hughes classic the lm as one of the most of that stellar plot himself. Kevin’s brother. Honestly, “Home Alone.” quotable of a generation. Actually, he may have. with a name like Buzz, he So just what is it about From the sister (“The dope Next, I analyzed the was doomed from the start. this movie that makes it so was whining about a suit actors and their characters’ Well, my sleuthing has fantastic? After spending case. What was I supposed contributions to the lm. led me to a dead end. I a week at home thinking to do? Shake his hand and First up, Macaulay Culkin. As cannot explain society’s about this question, I can’t say, ‘Congratulations, you’re I watched Culkin’s character, undying love for “Home pinpoint just one thing. But an idiot’?”) to the crazy uncle Kevin, put his hands to Alone.” I can only conclude far from being a problem, (“Look what you did you his cheeks and scream in that either I have no future that in itself is what makes little jerk”), from the Wet the least believable way in the detective business the movie great. It’s a Bandits to the pizza possible, I realized that or the lm is an complete amalgam delivery boy, every eight-year-old kids anomaly that inspires of greatness — the character delivers a simply cannot act. devotion and respect quotable lines, the slew of memorable He never actually despite its obvious slapstick humor, lines. becomes scared that shortcomings.  fanpop.com December Movie Preview HOLIDAY Many fi lms contend for best picture CLASSIC BENJAMIN RIES Staff Writer Dec. 25 will see the The holiday season is awards season: premiere of “The Movie inspires writer Most lms that win “Best Picture” Lovely Bones,” directed by Peter at the Academy Awards premiere Jackson. The story, based on the 2002 between November and January. Take book by Alice Sebold, focuses a murdered to refl ect upon her “A Beautiful Mind” (2001), “Chicago” girl’s observations of her family and (2002), “No Country for Old Men” her killer from heaven. After “The Lord (2007), “Slumdog Millionaire” (2008) of the Rings” (2001-2003) and “King own “Wonderful Life” — the list goes on. Kong” (2005), one can only have high Back in June, the Academy of expectations for Jackson’s next movie. Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Already the winner of numerous announced that 10 lms, as opposed awards including the 2009 Palme to the usual ve, will contend at the d’Or, the highest prize at the Caanes March 7 (the ceremony was pushed Film Festival, “The White Ribbon” is a back from its usual spot in February to strong contender for the “Best Foreign avoid competition with the Olympics) Language Film” award. The movie, Academy Awards for the title of “Best primarily in German with English Picture.” The motivation for this move subtitles, tells the story of a pre-WWI likely stems from the recent exclusion village stricken by a series of mysterious smartcine.com of popular lms, like 2009’s “The accidents. Director Michael Haneke has Dark Knight,” from “Best Picture” quite a track-record — his 2005 lm nominations in favor of independent, “Cache” was recently named the best art-house lms (three of the ve lm of the decade by “The Times of nominees that year earned under $25 London.” “The White Ribbon” is set for million domestically). limited U.S. release on Dec. 30. With twice as many candidates, the We’ll all nd out for sure when the posterwire.com upcoming “Best Picture” competition Academy Award nominees are announced will be more exciting than ever. 2009 Feb. 2, 2010. For now, enjoy the holidays ALEXIS TABAK despite tough times he has seen a fair share of renowned lms and see some good movies.  Staff Writer truly does have a wonderful so far, like “The Hurt Locker,” about an “It’s a Wonderful Life,” life. In the end, because American Explosive Ordnance Disposal starring Donna Reed and he has done such a good in Iraq, and the recently-released “The James Capra, is one of my job proving to George how Road,” based on Cormac McCarthy’s favorite classic holiday wonderful he is, Clarence bestselling book. lms. The lm is one of the gets his wings. Plenty of possible nominees are many Christmas staples of My favorite scene in the scheduled for December release. good holiday movies. lm is a  ashback scene of Premiering on Dec. 4 is “Brothers,” The story is uplifting, George and his wife when starring Jake Gyllenhaal as a drifter sentimental and highly they were children and who cares for the family of his brother self-indulgent. The lm they enter a dance contest. Sam (Tobey Maguire), a captain in the begs the question: What As a prank, one of the boys army who is presumed dead in Iraq. He would the world be like if opens the dance  oor to and Sam’s wife, Grace (Natalie Portman) you were never born? After the pool. They fall in, of slowly grow close, only to have their watching this I always ask course, but all of the other relationship interrupted when Sam other people around me children and the principal miraculously returns. The lm boasts how I have impacted their jump in after them, turning sci scoop.com an excellent, all-star cast and a strong lives. I usually get some what could have been a present-day relevancy. interesting answers and I humiliating memory into Also coming Dec. 4 is “Invictus,” assume you will as well. the beginning of their which, from the previews, looks like The lm is about George lovely relationship. another inspirational-based-on-a- Bailey (Capra) and his family. Even though the lm true-story sports movie elevated by lmo lia.com He is the ideal family man: is just as good in June an unusually interesting background good-looking, hardworking, as it is in December, — Nelson Mandela’s efforts to use devoted father and loving there’s something fun and South Africa’s underdog rugby team husband. traditional about watching to help unite the torn post-apartheid But when his bank this holiday movie during country — and the presence of Matt experiences severe money Christmas time that allows Damon and Morgan Freeman (as troubles, he contemplates you to re ect on what Mandela). Furthermore, the lm was ending his life and wishes makes you, you yourself, so directed by the always-dependable that he were never born. A special. Clint Eastwood, whose “Gran Torino” guardian angel, Clarence, Christmas is normally (2008) was controversially snubbed of then comes to his rescue about giving to others any Oscar nominations last year — a and shows him what an and spending time with mistake the Academy may be looking impact he has made on your family, but “It’s A to remedy. not just his family’s life Wonderful Life” gives the James Cameron’s ultra-hyped sci- but everyone else’s around audience permission to give adventure “Avatar” will be released him. to themselves and re ect on Dec.18 and had better be an Oscar From saving his brother on what an impact they contender if it hopes to earn back its from drowning in the ice to have made on the world budget, reported to be near $500 million. preventing the pharmacist and on their good friends Cameron did it before with “Titanic” from accidentally giving a and family. (1999), taking in 11 Oscars and close to child the wrong medicine, Be sure to celebrate awardsdaily.com $2 billion in international gross. lmo lia.com George is able to see that yourself this season.  Versus • December 2—December 8, 2009 • 5

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TODAY THURSDAY, DEC. 3 FRIDAY, DEC. 4 Music? Not today. How about a American power-pop and rock Grab a date tonight and make your basketball game instead? Join the band Cheap Trick return to Nash- way over to the Grand Ole Opry for MUSIC Commodores as they return ville this Friday night for a concert at one of the most famous and popular home to the fl oor of Memorial Gym the Ryman Auditorium. Cheap Trick, holiday spectacles of all time: The “Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in after their tournament in Maui. They who have had such hits as "Sur- Radio City Christmas Spec- music be laughable? Yeah, that’s possible, may have dropped out of the top render," "I Want You To Want Me," tacular. Featuring the world-famous, 25, but the Dores aren't planning and "Dream Police," have been tour- high-kicking Rockettes, the Radio City but that’s certainly not my intention.” on dropping out of your minds. Join ing together for over three decades Christmas Spectacular has been amus-

– Joaquin Phoenix on his rap career SETLIST them this Wednesday night as they with the same line-up. Tickets start at ing audiences for decades. Join them take on Mizzou at 8:30 p.m. $29.50. as they bring the show to Nashville. PLUG Latest New Releases YOUR SCENE VANDERBILT John Mayer get JOE AGUIRRE stays true to pop dark and angry Staff Writer ZAC HUNTER CHRIS MCDONALD Today Plug Your Scene once again brings Music Editor Music Editor you something close to home - A Vandy student Those of us who hoped that John Mayer’s last two releases The Bravery’s latest release, “,” is quite the himself. Houston Golden, the former frontman (the phenomenal pop-blues compilation “Continuum” departure from the sound the band has taken over the last of The Neon Eon, is no stranger to Versus. and the hard edged electric blues live album with his trio, few years. Starting with a very synth-heavy pop sound, The “Try!”) were foreshadowing the shedding of yet another, Bravery exploded in popularity in 2005 with their single Interviewed by Entertainment Editor Charlie perhaps nal, layer of his pop skin on “Battle Studies” “,” a track that sounded like a darker Kesslering last year, he’s now recording as a solo should go ahead and toss that hope aside. Mayer has said, version of the recently recognized superstars The Killers. artist. He has seen greater exposure this year “As a pop musician, I want to be the prism for taking what I On the bands debut album, “The Sun and the Moon,” know is a very powerful style of music (blues) and somehow however, The Bravery lighted up a bit, opting instead for with his music available on iTunes and his debut crystallizing it into something that is identi able as being more driving songs that were laced with keyboards that EP selling through the Vanderbilt Bookstore. now.” If this is his goal on “Battles Studies,” unfortunately served more of a supporting role than before. With songs he is no closer like “Time Won’t than with his Let Me Go," the last attempt on synth hooks were Houston Golden and the “Continuum.” the icing on the In this respect, cake for layered Neon Eon “Continuum” and KEY TRACKS was no failure driving drums. Pretty Lies — it took steps With their Romeo & Juliet few others have third album, the facebook.com attempted, like a band has once perfect cover of again taken a new Hendrix’s “Bold direction, this Houston Golden As Love”, and time a much more Indie/Acoustic/Rock “Battle Studies” drastic one. As only falls short in the title suggests, With a greater knowledge of musical theory and its inability to top it is, in a word, its predecessor. angry. It’s dark, improved technique gained over the past year, With this in it’s menacing, Golden’s musicianship refl ects a new confi dence and mind, the new it’s mean. Gone originality. His new EP, recorded both in Dallas and album is a strong are most of the Nashville, is an eclectic blend of sonic textures. Parts pop performance normal pop lyrical of it, such as the “Standing in the Crowd” or “Pretty and Mayer’s sentiments; musicianship and gone is any real Lies,” have mellow, jazzy elements that remind me guitar virtuosity keetsa.com musicwiremag.com lightness of tone. of the Dave Matthews Band or other improvisational do not fall between the cracks. The pop star’s very public Sure, you can still tell it’s The Bravery – their sound has artists. The choruses are uplifting and soaring like a love life and breakups shine throughout the whole album, certain inescapable hallmarks (the vocals, the emphasis one-man Polyphonic Spree. “The Beach Song” gives but especially on the rst three tracks, “Heartbreak on electronics, etc). But this time around, it’s more like Golden a chance to fl ex his upper range and use a Warfare”, “All We Ever Do Is Say Goodbye” and “Half Of The Bravery crossed with Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, or My Heart (with ).” The three are throwbacks to The Mis ts. Upon even the rst listen, there is a strong clear falsetto that meshes with the backing fl ute. the John Mayer of “Room for Squares,” full of multilayered attitude and feelings of resentment and rage that pervade harmonies, soft acoustic guitar and somewhat lame lyrics almost each track. From a brief foray into electronica with the upbeat about love. From the lyrics of the lead track which reiterates that track “Samsara,” available on his Facebook page, Any musician will tell you that that order of songs on an the singer truly feels he was “born to be adored”, this we’ve seen that Golden can cover more musical album plays an important role, and what the opening three dark tone and attitude doesn’t let up. Take for example on this record scream is soft-rock, acoustic-pop. Bizarrely the chorus of the, well, creepily titled “Hatefuck” which territory than the more standard ballads. His debut EP enough, as soon as Swift whispers her nal line, Mayer repeats “there will be no tenderness / I will show no showcases his talent without feeling overproduced, but throws in “Who Says,” with the simple and funny line mercy for you / you have no mercy for me / the only Golden says he plans to record an upcoming album “Who says I can’t get stoned?” This helps shift the whole thing that I ask, love me mercilessly.” This is The Bravery with an even more visceral feel and sparser backing tone of “Battle Studies." On "Perfectly Lonely," complete pissed off at past friends, lost loves, and regrets. This is instrumentation. “The songs are good enough at this with the raw guitar and passionate vocals Trio fans yearn lyricist and singer pissed off at the world. for, subtle vocal harmonies from drummer Steve Jordan in But while the lyrics remain so dark and angry, the music point to stand on their own,” Golden told me. “They just the right spots and simple instrumentation give it the stays extremely upbeat. This creates one of the oddest don’t need anything to boost their ego”. understated feel of the blues-rock Mayer is so good at, and disparities in recent releases – while hearing Endicott it leaves him room to explore. sing of merciless love and loss, the listener is strangely For Golden, the songs don't need to be overly complex A la “Continuum”’s “Bold As Love,” Mayer covers a blues compelled to dance. The lyrics may be as dark as ever but or heavily produced. They don't need anything extra. classic with Robert Johnson’s “Crossroads.” He takes the the music stays catchy as hell from start to nish. tune in a different direction, and certainly has the chops Despite the consistency of the album’s style, there are Such an approach would only weaken the song. to pull it off, but it seems unnecessary. A superb nale, the some songs that just don’t t. On “She’s So Bendable,” Instead, Golden focuses on the actual soul of the song. opposite is true with “I’m On Fire” (), as The Bravery do their best MGMT imitation, but it doesn’t With this more simplistic approach to writing and the slow acoustic ballad nds Mayer at his best vocally. quite work. The strangest track, however, is the album recording, Golden is avoiding much of the current “Battles Studies” shows  ashes of brilliance and closer, “Sugarpill,” a song that sounds leftover from the trends of music. overall warrants a listen through several times over. The Pixies’ “Doolittle” sessions. With a slow tempo, airy feel, production is strong and musicianship on point. It is drawling, off-key vocals and subtle background unclear, however, if this is the John Mayer we can continue and light, distorted yet sparkling guitars, “Sugarpill” Be on the lookout for more releases, and give this to expect or whether the young artist is still struggling sticks out like a sore thumb. Vanderbilt artist a listen. His upbeat, catchy tunes are through a musical identity crisis — “Am I a pop musician, All in all, “Stir the Blood” is very odd yet fairly a part of our own scene that you can’t afford to pass or am I a blues-guitar God?” Unfortunately, in the MTV entertaining album. It’s certainly darker than expected, up. generation of impatience (especially with music), many and it undoubtedly fall short of any expectations I had gems of the album that lack radio appeal will fall by the after their fantastic last release. But in it’s own merits, wayside.  “Stir the Blood” is, at best, interestingly enjoyable.  The Boss connects generations and rocks in Nashville One such request led to a hilarious chance – rap dominates young adult’s iTunes BEN RIES performance of “Santa Claus is Coming and the Boss is sixty years old. Wednesday, Staff Writer to Town,” complete with Santa Hats and Springsteen resigned himself to donning Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band “Ho-Ho-Ho"'s from saxophonist Clarence a continuous smile while the mellow and lled the Sommet Center with three hours Clemmons. The group gave a shout-out to caustic material was mostly dropped in favor of booming classical rock on Wednesday, music city by playing Johnny Cash’s “Ring of straightforward love fables like “Rosalita November 18. The rst words out of of Fire” for the rst time ever, and the night (Come Out Tonight),” still jaw-dropping live. Springsteen’s mouth were “I was raised out of closed with another cover: Jackie Wilson’s The centerpiece was a full-length steel here in the swamps of Jersey, some misty “(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and performance of the 1975 album “Born years ago,” a bluntly autobiographical line Higher.” to Run,” which, as he explained to the from the group’s most recent song, “Wrecking Springsteen’s repertoire, as complex audience, saved the ailing young group Ball,” which premiered in late September. and multifaceted as its songs can be, is with its widespread commercial and critical The college dropout from New Jersey had quite square compared to most college- success (it ranked 18th on ’s plenty of surprises in store for Wednesday’s age music today; the teenagers and young 500 Greatest Albums of All Time). performance, the third-to-last in a massive adults in the audience seemed dwarfed From the endlessly inspiring title track two-year long tour. Springsteen, as energetic numerically by the forty-and-up crowd. to the epic closing piece “Jungleland,” and alive onstage as ever, began with more of Indeed, the middle-aged fans sung along featuring Clemmons’ awing saxophone the group’s more recent work before diving, the most enthusiastically, gleefully shouting solo, the crowded audience of the Sommet literally, back to his oldie pop-hit roots – the the innocent key line “Everybody’s got Center was drawn back to the days when audience carried him as he performed his a hungry heart” during Springsteen’s Springsteen was a young dreamer reaching rst chart-topping single “Hungry Heart.” audience-sur ng escapade. for the stars. In a hit-driven age that often Encore piece “Dancing in the Dark” saw one There was a day when twenty-year-olds seems to have forgotten the value of a of many on-stage appearances by audience idolized Springsteen’s ferocious charge – just cohesive album it was refreshing, to say the members, and Springsteen took song watch him shout – no – roar blistering anti- least, to experience a masterwork like “Born requests by snatching labeled signs from the war pronouncements in the video for “Born in to Run” from start to nish. And that was nearby crowd. the U.S.A.” Now, Springsteen doesn’t stand a just a third of the concert.  images.coveralia.com Versus • December 2—December 8, 2009 • 7

SATURDAY, DEC. 5 SUNDAY, DEC. 6 MONDAY, DEC. 7 TUESDAY, DEC. 8 On Saturday night the War Memorial This Sunday, as every Sunday, the Acoustic/soul singer Amber Our favorite bluegrass group, the SOUNDTRACK Auditorium plays host to the 107.5 B.B. King Blues Club downtown Rubarth will make her way Mashville Brigade, continues The River's Acoustic Christmas. This will feature Stacy Mitchhart, a to the Basement. The , their Tuesday night tradition at the year the concert features appear- badass blues guitarist who plays New York native is making her famous Station Inn. Every week is TO THE ISSUE ances from Owl City, The Fray, originals and classic blues/rock way across the country this fall, unique and special as the group Iyaz, Sean Kingston, and more. covers alike. Stacy is a great per- landing gigs from her hometown features a rotating composition of Great line-up, yes, but there is a former who has been in Nashville to L.A. and seemingly everywhere the local bluegrass scene’s fi nest catch. The only way to get tickets is since 1996 without looking back. in between. She’s a bit quirky and instrumentalists and singers. With a by winning them from the radio sta- Catch this routinely great show on kind of cute. We’ll see you there 9:00 p.m. start you can even go to tion. Either call or register online. an otherwise quiet night. at 8:00 p.m. Sportsman’s after.

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The playlist for your most enthusiastic mistletoeing “MONKEY MAN” GRANT DARWIN Feliz Nevidad 1. The Rolling Stone Staff Writer 6 3 Jose Feliciano This 1981 hit is surprisingly one of This classic is both fun and “WHO SAYS” White Christmas the rst “rap” Christmas songs – it’s a play on educational, providing listeners with a Bing Crosby words (wrapping, get it?). The jazzy chorus is lesson in Christmas bilingualism. Feliz 2. John Mayer 10 Bing does it right on this classic tune easily recognizable and a nice change of pace Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad! It’s stuck with his melodically deep voice perfectly from the usual slow Christmas croons. in your head now isn’t it? illustrating the most picturesque of all “ELECTRIC FEEL” Christmas scenes. While we may not see a The Most Wonderful Have Yourself A Merry 3. MGMT “White Christmas” in Nashville, this song Time of the Year Little Christmas adds at least a glimmer of hope for some 5 Andy Williams 2 holiday magic. Williams is far from bashful about his Old Blue Eyes guarantees that even the “SO WHAT” favorite season. Not to mention this tune’s quaintest of Christmas celebrations are 4. Miles Davis Jingle Bell Rock critical addition to the English lexicon. special with his classic heart warmer. With Bobby Helms mis-tle-toe-ing (v) - actively embracing the a voice that can soothe both young and old, 9 As the rst song to bring Rock and convention of mistletoes’ mandatory obligations. Sinatra croons his way straight to the soul. “WHATEVER” Roll into the Christmas season in 1957, Awesome New Republic Bobby Helms’ legendary tune is a staple The (Original) I Saw Mommy Kissing 5. of elementary school holiday concerts Chanukah Song Santa Claus everywhere. 4 Adam Sandler 1 John Cougar Mellancamp “#41” While multiple later versions kind of killed This rendition of the Jackson 5 hit is Dave Matthews and Tim the joke, the original was so popular that it complete with slamming drums and great 6. All I Want for Reynolds Christmas is You lled any empty space left from an evening back up singing, topped off by a killer 8 Mariah Carey of Chinese food on Christmas in the hearts ddle. Seriously, this song could rock Frosty It is impossible not to tap your feet to Jewish kids everywhere. out of his coma.  “UNLESS IT’S KICKS” Mariah’s pop hit about her very limited Okkervil River wish list. I don’t know to whom she 7. is singing, but I hope that guy got the message. “DECEMBER 4TH (REMIX)” Santa Claus is Coming 8. Danger Mouse to Town 7 Jackson 5 Little Michael’s excitement is truly palpable “SAY HEY (I LOVE YOU)” in this '70s classic. While perhaps it was Joe 9. Michael Franti & Spearhead Jackson who warned Michael to watch out and not pout or cry, this song is a guaranteed head bopper. “THE END” (Bruce Springsteen’s version deserves an 10. The Doors honorable mention). zastavki.com

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STYLE SPOTTER: STYLE SPOTTER: Eno Sekyere Garrett Morgan NIKKY OKORO NIKKY OKORO Fashion Editor Fashion Editor Known for her sleek style, Eno Sekyere is an excellent pick for this week’s Garrett Morgan’s style proves more than worthy of another great choice Style Spotter. Eno keeps her look simple by wearing a few bold, key piec- for this week’s Style Spotter, especially in relation to his favorite stores es that work perfectly to enhance her complete look. With her con dent around Nashville. He also cites old-school style as a great source of inspi- appeal and stance, Eno also admires a style that’s both classic and clean, ration, especially when it comes to his grandfather’s closet and thrifting while still giving off a great feminine feel. Keep reading to learn more trips. Garrett possesses a keen knowledge of the brands he buys as well as about her style and her even greater love of shoes. sporting the right kind and amount of accessories. Continue on to learn more about his likes, dislikes, and what’s on top of his holiday wish list. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Express turtleneck, Rock & Republic WHAT ARE YOU WEARING jeans and Nine West fl ats. RIGHT NOW? BDG cardigan from Urban Outfi tters, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE Levi’s 510 skinny jeans, thrift store STORES? shirt and scarf, and Vans sneakers. I love shopping at Express, Guess, Nine West. I also really love Steve WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE Madden shoes. STORES? Urban Outfi tters and Nashville WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE thrift stores like Human kind, Hip STYLE ICONS? Zipper, Clothing Xchange and also I don’t have anyone specifi c, but I Goodwill. really like anybody that can exude sexiness while still keeping it classy. WHO ARE YOUR FAVORITE STYLE ICONS? MOST DISLIKED VANDY TREND? Ryan Gosling has great old-school Anything too tight. Especially tights style, especially with his three-piece as pants is not acceptable. suits. If i could wear a suit everyday, then I would. IF YOUR CLOSET WAS BURN- ING AND YOU COULD ONLY MOST DISLIKED VANDY SAVE ONE ITEM, WHAT WOULD TREND? THAT BE? Pastels and Tori Burch shoes. I would save my BCBG pumps be- cause they’re so cute, elegant and IF YOUR CLOSET WAS versatile since they go with a lot of BURNING AND YOU COULD different things. ONLY SAVE ONE ITEM, WHAT WOULD THAT BE? IF YOU HAD TO DESCRIBE My grandpa’s classic, three-piece YOUR STYLE IN THREE WORDS, wool suit. I also wear a lot of his WHAT WOULD THEY BE? original Penguin clothing. Classy, collected and cool. IF YOU HAD TO DESCRIBE YOUR STYLE IN THREE WORDS, If you know of anyone you think WHAT WOULD THEY BE? deserves to be in “Style Spotter,” Indie, basic and organic. nominate them by e-mailing [email protected]. Also be sure to LASTLY, WHAT’S SOMETHING check out www.insidevandy.com for ON YOUR WISH LIST FOR THE more features. UPCOMING HOLIDAYS? I really want Clark’s wing-tip, dark NIKKY OKORO / The Vanderbilt Hustler brown, weather boots ... and, a girlfriend who is fashionable. NIKKY OKORO / The Vanderbilt Hustler

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favorite things TORTOISE WAYFARERS BY RAY-BAN Although I’ve managed to lose four pairs of Ray-Bans within the last year and a half (two to robber-barons, two to Davey Jones’ It’s that time of year: holiday locker), the continued brightness of the Sun and lacking stylishness of my naked face shopping season is upon us. Whether inclines me take another go at it. Do they sell insurance for sunglasses? $109 - ray-ban. you brave the mall or go the route of com

online shopping, here are some ideas THREE MORE WISHES. from our editorial staff to you. Do I really look that stupid? Courtney’s Wish List Avery’s Wish List Holly’s Wish List COURTNEY ROGERS AVERY SPOFFORD HOLLY MEEHL Editor-in-Chief Life Editor Culture Editor KINDLE EUROTRIP iTOUCH I love to read a good book while I’m When you’re taking the “studying” out of My 30G ipod is now fully packed with traveling and since I’m planning on “studying abroad” and going on a parental- songs and instead of getting the newer doing a lot of that in , I think a ly-funded Eurotrip for the fi rst month of the 160G classic, I’ve turned my attention Kindle is going to be invaluable. With summer, it’s sort of hard to ask your parents to, as Apple calls it, “the next level of worldwide wireless access, a Kindle for much else. What I got for Christmas: fun.” The best feature of the itouch is would let me download books any- London, Paris, Amsterdam, Germany, Swit- the Internet wherever you can access where in under sixty seconds. Added zerland, a week in Italy, the French Riviera, free wi-fi , so if Santa complies, I will bonus: I’m hoping that some of my Provence, Barcelona and Madrid. Better than never get lost in the London tube with English classes next year will require Tickle Me Elmo. never-ending maps in my back pocket. books that are in the Kindle library. Where to fi nd: www.efcollegebreak.com or (Amazon.com) go hardcore and schedule your own trip HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF- BLOOD PRINCE (THE MOVIE) FLIP DIGITAL CAMCORDER NEW DIGITAL CAMERA I love Rupert Grint and I fi gure watch- This semester, I delved into blogging Mine is about seven years old, and while it ing this fi lm a few more times will help and gradually learned the ways of has been a trusty companion through many me perfect my British accent before I the web in terms of adding pictures tailgates, parties, road trips and family hop across the pond. and links. Next semester, I’m planning vacations, I think it’s time for the ol’ Nikon to on stepping it up a notch and adding retire. The blurriness and inconsistent fl ash video, hopefully with a new Flip. This it’s been dishing up lately are less than ideal handheld camcorder has preloaded for documenting aforementioned Eurotrip. software to turn your videos into You- Where to fi nd: www.bestbuy.com Tube fi les and you can personalize it LA CANADIENNE GALAXY with one of hundreds of designs or by FOLEY AND CORINNA MINI “CITY” BOOTS sending in your own image. (thefl ip. TOTE IN MAHOGANY I tried these on over Thanksgiving com) I might be the only person I know who break, they’re super stylish brown doesn’t already have this bag, or who hasn’t suede tall boots with stitching on the A LEGIT BACKPACK given up the hunt. I missed the boat on the side and a comfy wedge heel. But the As much as I love both my fi fth grade City tote when it fi rst came out, making it real reason I want these fashion savvy L.L. Bean backpack and my Vera now impossible to hunt the bag down in the boots is that they’re waterproof, which Bradley duffel, my recent backpack- exact size and color I want. The tote comes will be very helpful when I’m trotting ing adventure taught me that more in four sizes and a variety of colors, but I through London’s rainy alleyways. utilitarian luggage is the way to go need, need, NEED it in mini mahogany … for traveling light. I’m still fi guring out but at this point, I might settle for chocolate. which brand and style to go for, but in Maybe this year Santa will end the cruel true wilderness princess fashion, what game of “City tote, mahogany – mid,” “City I’m really looking for is something tote, black – mini” and fi nally deliver the pink. (sierratradingpost.com) perfect combination. Where to fi nd: Never-Never land, Narnia, Chris’s Wish List Saks circa 2008. If you fi nd it, CALL ME. CHRIS MC DONALD Music Editor

THE BEATLES STEREO BOX SET A collection of every Beatles album ever? Oh, and every recording has Nikky’s Wish List Zac’s Wish List been remastered? Yes please. After the NIKKY OKORO ZAC HUNTER disastrous fi rst transfers of the Beatles Fashion Editor Music Editor albums to CDs, producer George Martin and engineers Allan Rouse and Guy WHO WHAT WEAR: CELEBRITY A JAMIROQUAI ALBUM Massey have painstakingly worked to AND RUNWAY STYLE FOR REAL For three summers I laid tile in the hot New rectify the past. The Beatles Stereo Box LIFE. Orleans heat and the only thing that kept me Set (the Mono Box Set is also available) This book includes the best of the best going were tunes. My boss and I swapped his shelves earlier this year featuring when it comes to translating runway CDs and whistled while we worked – he beautiful versions of every Beatles record- style into one’s wardrobe. Written by introduced me to the magic of “Virtual Insan- ing ever made in near-perfect, remas- Hillary Kerr and Katherine Power, ity” and “Cosmic Girl.” Few people bring the tered quality. For a price between $200 creators of the site of the same name, funk like Jamiroquai and no one has a voice and $300 dollars, this set doesn’t come the style guide features a lot of vivid like Jason Kay. As far as an album goes, I cheap, but it’s a must have for any fan. imagery and examples for dressing up leave it up to you Pops. Pick me a winner. on any day. (www.shopbop.com) NOISE CANCELLING A NEW YEAR’S EVE HEADPHONES CALVIN KLEIN ‘CARLEY’ SUEDE GALACTIC TICKET Sure they may be bulky and quite pricey, PUMPS New Year’s Eve is one of, if not the biggest but for audiophiles like me there is noth- I fi rst laid my eyes on these classic pair nights in live music, and in my hometown New ing better than a set of high-quality, noise of heels when browsing through one Orleans one act rains supreme – Galactic. cancelling headphones. If I am truly of my favorite fashion blogs. Not only The local jazz/funk band with one of-a-kind trying to listen to music (meaning not just do these heels offer versatility, but also sound and a world-class drummer (Stanton running it in the background or working comfort, which would prove perfect Moore) plays the December 31st gig every out to it), I want to hear every minute for New Years Eve night. Also, though year at the famous Tipitina’s (look at Versus’s detail, and your standard IPod ear buds I’ve been advised not to bring heels Plug Your Scene: New Orleans, for more). etc. don’t even come close to what com- when going abroad, I feel that these Unfortunately the ticket is about $50 and this panies like Bose put out. beauties would qualify as an excellent always seems to be the reason why my friends exception. (www.calvinklein.com) and I pass it up. If someone will buy it maybe HARMONICA it’ll force me to take advantage and go. What’s more badass than a guy with a guitar who can sing? Oh yea, how about STATEMENT NECKLACE A FRAMED JAZZ-FEST POSTER a guy with a guitar who can also play These bold pieces of jewelry are OK, technically I already got this one (I won’t the harmonica? And yes, I am serious. the perfect punch to any outfi t and be in town for the holidays and my parents As my musical interests grow ever more ensemble. They come in every shape, wanted to spoil me a bit while I was home), broad and complex, I fi nd myself longing color, and kind and also are available but it is awesome. The New Orleans Jazz for new sounds. And having become at a variety of different prices and and Heritage Festival always features an obsessed with the folksy sound present stores. Plus, they could prove to be artistic poster of a local musician painted by in artists or bands like A.A. Bondy, Delta an interesting conversation starter at a local artist. 2009’s Congo Square poster Spirit, or Blitzen Trapper, I have come to upcoming holiday parties. (check out showed up-and-comer Trombone Shorty learn that the harmonica is key. www.shopstyle.com) sitting on the corner of Napoleon and Tchop outside of Tip’s. I’m very pleased. 10 • December 2—December 8, 2009 • Versus flip side

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