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LOCAL CONFIDENCE OCTOBER 20-26 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] “both defendants told him they did not have his phone.” said Prosecutor James Armstrong- ODDS Holmes. “They denied having it for 15 minutes. They both became aggressive and said they needed money and that he had to buy his phone D back.” The women then pulled out knives and N ENDS said they were going to stab him. According to A Armstrong-Holmes, the women then “grabbed WEIRD NEWS his wallet from his jacket, took £40, his house keys, headphones, pouch of tobacco and Dateline: England lighter.” After that, the women “went with him A homeowner is offering a £100 reward for to his room and stole a Pokémon toy and a information leading to the arrest and conviction duck-shaped soap-on-a-rope.” Pugh, who was of the person who stole the speed bump from in apparently dressed in a “Pokémon onesie” the front of his house. As reported in the Torquay entire time, was then taken back to Khan’s room Herald Express , Trevor Barfoot had the bolt-on, where the two women “ordered him to twerk” to rubberized hump installed over the summer “gangster music” or he would be stabbed. Gregor following a series of accidents on the private Purcell, defending Khan, admitted she had road which runs past his home in the seaside “behaved utterly reprehensibly.” Pugh’s ordeal town of Paignton, located on the southern came to an end after about 90 minutes when he English coast of Devon. “We only put the ramps managed to escape through a bedroom window down in July this year to slow down the traffic and alert police. Judge Lea sentenced the using the private road as persons and animals perpetrators to three years nine months in prison have been injured by motorists speeding into and imposed a five-year restraining order on the and out of the site,” Trevor told the Herald women to stay away from their victim. Express . Somehow, the speed hump went missing on the evening of Sept. 9. Despite CCTV capturing an image of the alleged Dateline: New York A heroic citizen rescued his neighbor’s dog from suspect—a white male in an sport utility a blazing house fire, but was shocked when other vehicle—police have yet to make an arrest. “In people on the block refused to help him and the scheme of things, this crime might not be didn’t even thank him afterward. Turns out the important, but if someone is injured as a result of man was just high on LSD and imagined the this selfish and gratuitous act of one individual, whole inferno. Neighbors told NewsChannel 13 the consequences to them and their families that 43-year-old Michael Orchard of Inglewood could be tragic,” warned Trevor. Drive started banging on doors on the afternoon of Thursday, Oct. 13, screaming about a fire. Dateline: England Unable to get any assistance—mostly because Two women were jailed after a bizarre there was no fire—Orchard allegedly drove his kidnapping that included Pokémon, twerking black BMW through his neighbor’s fence before and a videocamera. Ana Khan, 28, and Tanieka knocking down the back door and “saving” the Higgins, 25, were accused of humiliating 26- family’s large white dog. Police found him year-old Christopher Pugh and ordering him to shortly after that, standing outside the home dance while a third person filmed. “He was, in heroically cradling the animal. “He believed effect, falsely imprisoned and this was really that the residence was on fire and he was cruel, bullying behavior,” Judge Jeremy Lea said rescuing the dog,” Trooper Mark Cepiel told in Nottingham Crown Court. According to reporters. Unfortunately, state troopers say court testimony, Khan lived in the same three- Orchard had mixed cough syrup with LSD and story house as Mr. Pugh in Radford, was hallucinating. The dog was fine. The house Nottingham, when he was attacked on March was not engulfed in flames. Orchard was charged 14 of this year. Khan reportedly knocked on his with second degree burglary and third degree door at 11am and asked to borrow his cell phone criminal mischief and booked into the county because she had no credit left on hers. Khan jail on $15,000 bail. a took the phone into her room and Pugh followed. There, he ran into Higgins, who lives Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird news in Cotgrave, Nottinghamshire. At that point, to [email protected].

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Council Discusses Garbage, Boyd Trial Ends in Hung Jury, APD Officers Watch Protesters A small group of protesters met outside the Downtown Albuquerque District Court last Naloxone and Stop Lights week to show their frustration following the court’s declaration of a mistrial in the James Debate on more ART stops also featured Boyd murder case. That decision came after Judge Alisa Hadfield polled the District Court jury individually, finding that after two days of BY CAROLYN CARLSON deliberation the jury was split 9-3 in favor of acquittal. For a jury’s decision to be valid in a murder case, it must be unanimous. The trial hese are the kinds of things that kept the focused on two officers—Keith Sandy and Albuquerque City Council busy Dominique Perez—who were accused of Tthroughout its 3-plus hour Oct. 17 second-degree murder for the 2014 shooting meeting: garbage, more stop lights, another and killing of James Boyd, a homeless man illegally camping in the Foothills, who rapid transit bus station and equipping police authorities say suffered from schizophrenia. officers to better deal with our opiate overdose Sandy was also accused of aggravated battery. epidemic. Special Prosecutor Randi McGinn, in her closing statement to the jury, argued that “anticipatory shootings” are unacceptable, and that police Garbage Out officers should not be allowed to shoot unless City Councilors unanimously said Mayor someone is already attacking them. Defense Richard Berry and his administration will have attorney Sam Bregman laid the blame on systemic problems—the inability of the state to to get a zone change if they want to add a properly provide for the mentally ill—and argued 75,000 square foot solid waste transfer station that the officers only used their official training at the intersection of Edith and Comanche. to inform the decisions they made. After the The administration says the city needs this judge declared a mistrial, a small group of transfer station because of the large amount of protesters who were waiting for the decision gathered outside the courthouse to speak out trash generated by city residents. Adding this against police killings and to voice their anger at station would allow unloading at an indoor, what they believe was a gross mishandling of state-of-the-art station instead of at the remote City Councilors Brad Winter and Klarissa J. Peña ERIC WILLIAMS PHOTOGRAPHY justice. They want the case retried. Tactical West Mesa landfill. The plan would save time police officers monitored the protest from the top of a nearby building, but the gathering and fuel by cutting the number of costly trips a number of other state law enforcement monitor the results through the end of the remained peaceful. APD has said it will continue city garbage trucks now take to the landfill. agencies, such as Bernalillo County Sheriff’s year. the practice if any further protests are The city also says that the transfer station is Office, who already have naloxone protocols organized. It is unclear whether or not allowed under the current M-1 or “light in place. The Council did not give the okay to prosecutors will seek a new trial. manufacturing” zoning, and there is no need Fast Feet Ahead train other municipal employees and stock Councilor Brad Winter was excited to for a special use zone change. This type of M-1 naloxone in about 100 city facilities such as sponsor the first Martin Luther King Jr. Indoor zoning allows for things such as a soft drink community centers, transportation hubs, the Track Meet at the Albuquerque Convention Voters to Decide on UNM Hospital bottling plant, product assembly and storage- zoo and the Sunport. This resolution will be Center’s Mondo oval track in January 2017. type facilities. An SU zone change would Tax back on the table as city attorneys said there This event will be part of the USA Track and During the Nov. 8 general election, Bernalillo require a public hearing where the city would will likely be liability issues to consider before Field 2017 Masters Indoor Championships set County voters will be asked to weigh in on have to prove the transfer station will not whether or not to continue an eight-year implementing naloxone availability on a wider to hit the city in March. This prestigious meet harm the neighbors. Members of the Greater property tax that benefits the University of scale. There were 402 deaths in New Mexico was held here two years ago. In all the city has Gardner Neighborhood Association, where New Mexico Hospital. Proponents of the ballot from opioid overdoses 2014, which places our hosted about 19 track and field meets and or measure say the $6.4 million tax will not the station would be located, have hired an state 28th in the nation for such sad statistics. championships. Councilor Winter is a track increase current property taxes, and will ensure attorney to fight the project. They say that and field enthusiast who still competes in pole that UNM, the state’s only teaching hospital, about 100 garbage trucks are projected to be continues to operate at its current standards. vaulting events. The facility at the driving about 225 round trips through their ART Stops Opponents to the measure say the tax should Councilors gave the okay to build an Convention Center is top notch. be reduced, since the hospital will be receiving neighborhood every day. Along with additional Albuquerque Rapid Transit loading funds from the federal government to cover associated fears of vermin, potential hazardous station in the historic EDo area. This brings uncompensated care following the initialization waste and noise, this is harmful to the Try Again of the Affordable Care Act and the expansion of the number of stations to 20 along the 10-mile neighborhood, the association says. Councilor A measure was introduced for a special city Medicaid. stretch of Central from Coors to Louisiana. Diane Gibson summed it up for the Council election to be held at the same time as the Drivers beware: Major construction began this when she said residents can’t compare bottling Albuquerque Public Schools election next week along Central. soft drinks with a garbage transfer station’s year, on Feb. 7, 2017. A couple of councilors Construction Resumes on State’s potential for truck traffic, odors, vermin, bugs want to place a question before voters that has and mice. Green or Red Light? to do with increasing the amount of funding Largest Wind Farm In an effort to slow down speeders along for mayoral candidates who use public State officials gathered in Torrance County Monday to celebrate resuming construction on the Downtown feeder avenues Lead and Coal, campaign financing. This agenda item will be Save Lives, Sometimes what they say will be the state’s largest the Council approved new stop lights along revisited at the next meeting. a producer of wind energy. The Avangrid Our city police officers could soon be able both one-way streets at Walter. One resident Renewables’ El Cabo Wind Farm suffered some to carry naloxone, brand name Narcan, a who lives on Walter spoke out about how setbacks since it’s groundbreaking in 2013, medicine that can quickly reverse opioid saying last year that it was facing slowed Edith was a more appropriate street for the Send your comments about the City Council to overdoses. The Council passed a resolution construction due to transmission-related issues. stop lights. Although city traffic administrators [email protected]. that puts in place a process to establish Officials say the 56,000-acre project will be said that lights at those locations were not The next meeting made up of more than 140 wind turbines and training and policy for officers to carry needed, the Council disagreed, saying Monday, Nov. 7, 5pm will provide the state with at least $2 million in naloxone. APD officers are often the first something needs to be done about speeders. Council Chambers in the basement of City Hall lease and payments in place of taxes. a responders to overdose scenes, arriving even They approved installing new traffic control View it on GOV TV 16 or at cabq.gov/govtv before medical units. Albuquerque would join devices at the aforementioned corner and will OCTOBER 20-26 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! and they get it, but the gabachos take Special Best Of Edición themselves so seriously! I love my tías and primas no less for calling me gorda panzona BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO growing up. How do I explain to my husband, and gabacho friends in general that when I tease ear Mexican: As a kid, I grew up with them and their mothers about how much they Mexicans who stole things just to look like a Guatemalan when they act Dsteal. As an adult, I see much of like tontos , I do it out of love and not to the same behavior from adult be a babosa ? Mexicans and their children. And I don’t mean just the poor —Cabrona Chistosa Mexicans. Why is it in their nature for Mexicans to steal? Dear Funny Bad-Ass Wabette: Gracias for nothing. I just spent a couple —Larcenous Lester hundred words arguing that thievery isn’t Mexico’s second national pastime after Dear Gabacho: The Chicano answer? soccer—and then you try to take my job! Tell Mexicans rob as payback for the United States those Portland gabachos what you told me—that swiping half of Mexico during the Mexican- teasing is a sign of amor for Mexicans, that American War. The sociological view? Poor nothing is so holy that you can’t chop it down a people tend to commit more burglaries than the rich or middle class, and many Mexicans in los couple of pegs with choice invectives like gorda Estados Unidos are a missed paycheck away from panzona (big-bellied fatty) or pelón (baldy). If you the welfare cheese. Or I can sidestep your really want to impress them, reference Mexican question and claim that, even if your assertion is philosopher Jorge Portilla’s 1966 tome true, gabacho embezzlement is ultimately the Fenomenología del Relajo, y Otros Ensayos bigger crime and refer to the convictions of many (Phenomenology of Relajo and Other Essays) , in top executives as proof. All of these explanations which he examines the uniquely Mexican are intellectually dishonest responses—but that’s concept known as echando relajo (roughly what your pregunta deserves. Theft is no more an translated as “bullshitting”) and its relationship to innate trait amongst Mexicans than it is amongst the Mexican propensity to make light of other ethnic groups—gabachos only think it is everything. The philosopher’s take: “The moral due to centuries of stereotypes perpetuated by subject is transformed into a humorist when she American-made caricatures ranging from the begins to understand suffering as necessarily Frito Bandito to Carlos Mencia. I will admit to derived from finitude, as something essential to one thing that Mexicans are prone to steal, the human condition.” Translation: faced with though: low-paying jobs from Americans. And the terrifying reality of being Mexican, Mexicans that couldn’t happen without the help of the free must laugh or get drunk trying. Muchos tamales market’s invisible hand and the lazy asses of go to Carlos Alberto Sanchez, professor of gabachos. philosophy at San Jose State University, for his help on this question. Read the good profe ’s essay, Dear Mexican: I’m a pocha from SanTana now “The Phenomenology of Jorge Portilla: Relajo, living in Portland, Ore., a town crawling with Gelassenheit, and Liberation,” in this spring’s gabachos. Why? Because I married one. I love issue of The American Philosophical Association that silly gabachos pelón , and as a Mexican, I Newsletter on Hispanic/Latino Issues . See, show him my affections the only way I know Larcenous Lester? Mexicans don’t steal—they how—by teasing him. He doesn’t understand cite. how humor at his expense is a sign of love, and a I’ve tried explaining that there’s nothing that Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. Be Mexicans cannot laugh at, love included. When his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter a Mexican teases, it’s a sign of esteem. I’ve had @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram a similar conversation with some Italian friends @gustavo_arellano!

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Linda Wertheimer was the original All Things Considered director and eventual host that brought the show from 6 million listeners to 10 million, so you can bet your bottom dollar that she will have plenty of unique and profound insights on today’s political atmosphere. Following the talk with Wertheimer, KUNM’s news staff will hold a panel DON’T CRY ABOUT IT, BE discussing current issues as well as their memories relating to KUNM. General admission is $25 , but reserved VIP seating (plus a private reception before the show gets going) tickets are ABOUT IT $100. KIMO THEATRE 423 C ENTRAL NW, 6 TO 8PM alibi.com/v/4e6l. (Megan Reneau) a “Round and round like a horse on a carousel, we go, / Will I catch up to love? I could never tell, I know, / Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I, / Feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel” Just RUNNING WATER like this cry baby, once you hear Melanie Martinez’s sweet voice and haunting lyrics you’ll be glued to I’ve often said our most valuable your spot at the Sunshine Theater on Monday, resource is children and the future Oct. 24 . For only $28 you can see this up and they represent. Next in line would coming sad grrl sensation perform songs from her probably be water. We live in a desert incredible debut album Cry Baby and newer songs for God’s sake! No one’s supposed to like “Gingerbread Man” and “Sippy Cup.” The freak live in a desert. You can show your show starts at 7pm . SUNSHINE THEATER 120 C ENTRAL SW, appreciation for kids and water this VINYL FETISH 7PM alibi.com/v/4e9t. (Megan Reneau) a weekend at the Third Annual Acequia COURTESY OF MELANIE MARTINEZ’S FACEBOOK Celebration and Fun Run by pumping Looking to add to your collection of old and/or those pistons and dropping some new 45s, EPs, 78s? Looking to divest yourself of respect. All proceeds will go to the the same? Whether you’re hoping to get you Center For Social Sustainable Systems’ hands on a pristine vinyl copy of The Kinks’ 1970 WEDNESDAY OCT. 26 Cultivando Nuestro Futuro Leadership album Lola Versus Powerman and the Institute, dedicated to raising future Moneygoround, Part One or just wanna spend the community leaders who have been afternoon browsing through bins of records, T- taught to honor local traditions and shirts, books, posters, cassettes, 8-tracks, reel-to-reel SISTERS OF THE SOUTHWEST preserve ways of life connected to tapes and other pieces of “rock ’n’ roll debris,” the our water and land. For spectators, Albuquerque Record Convention is gonna be the Sure we’ve all read books and watched movies about the adventures, trials and tribulations of men on Route 66, but $15 is the suggested donation but to place to congregate on Sunday, Oct. 23 . Dozens where are the ladies? Cruise over to the Indian Pueblo Cultural Center on Wednesday, Oct. 26 , from 5:30-7pm for the participate on the 1K or 5K, it’s $25 of rabid-to-casual music lovers will be gathering free “The Women on the Mother Road ” presentation. Project Manager Katrina Parks will share her research involving for adults. LA PLAZITA @ S ANCHEZ FARMS there to swap and spend. Admission is a mere $2 the history of New Mexican women on that iconic stretch of asphalt. You’ll see exclusive interviews and images as well 1180 A RENAL SW, 8:30 AM alibi.com/v/4ffm. (cheap). MCM E LEGANTE HOTEL 2020 M ENAUL NE, 9AM as be privy to a panel discussion between regional humanities experts. Fuel up on stories that matter. INDIAN PUEBLO (Joshua Lee) a TO 5PM alibi.com/v/4ffn. (Devin D. O’Leary) a CULTURAL CENTER 2401 12 TH STREET NW, 5:30 TO 7PM alibi.com/v/4a2l. (Renée Chavez) a [10 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 Calendar | Community COMMUNITY SPORTS/OUTDOOR TUESDAY OCT 25 WEDNESDAY OCT 26 LA PLAZITA @ SANCHEZ FARMS Third Annual Acequia Celebration NORTH DOMINGO BACA MULTIGENERATIONAL CENTER Monthly CNM WORKFORCE TRAINING CENTER ChallengeHER Albuquerque . and Fun Run . Support a benefit for a small South Valley organ - Meeting of the Mind (and Brain) . Join Joycelyn Campbell as she Learn about women-owned business growth in government CALENDAR ization that aims to protect and preserve ways of life and local teaches you to understand your brain and the practice of developing contracting. 5600 Eagle Rock NE. 8am -4:30pm. alibi.com/v/4ede. traditions in our community. 1180 Arenal SW. $15 -$25. 8:30am. critical thinking skills. 7521 Carmel NE. 6:45 -8:30pm. 332 -8677. FACTORY ON 5TH ART SPACE Creative Startups Demo Day . Creative alibi.com/v/4ffm. See Event Horizon. alibi.com/v/4f19. THURSDAY OCT 20 startups teams present their startups in a fast-paced showcase. WELLNESS/FITNESS WELLNESS/FITNESS 1715 Fifth Street NW. 6 -8pm. 750 -2295. alibi.com/v/4f0f. ALAMOSA COMMUNITY CENTER Law-La-Palooza Free Legal Fair . ELEVATION FITNESS 6874 , Cedar Crest Body, Mind and Spirit CSP DANCE STUDIOS Basic Swing Group Class . Learn different KIDS Attorneys provide legal advice on a first come, first serve basis. Fair . Connect on a spirital level with psychic readers, healers, artists varieties of basic swing dancing. 6001 San Mateo NE. 6 -7pm. ANDERSON-ABRUZZO ALBUQUERQUE INTERNATIONAL BALLOON 6900 Gonzales SW. 3 -6pm. 814 -5033. alibi.com/v/4e1d. and many more in the celebration of body, mind and spirit. 883 -9521. alibi.com/v/4b3n. 12220 Hwy N 14. $5. 11am -6pm. alibi.com/v/4f1m. MUSEUM Stories in the Sky . Hear stories about pumpkins, friendly SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARY Conscious Business Un- NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Baile Cuban Salsa Casino monsters and ghosts with storyteller Laurie Magovern. 9201 Balloon Networking . Interact with socially conscious business folks. del Rueda Dance Classes . Beginning and intermediate dancers learn Museum NE. 9am -noon. 768 -6020. alibi.com/v/4cjt. 423 Central NE. $20. 3 -6pm. 243 -0934. alibi.com/v/4e1s. MONDAY OCT 24 footwork, partner skills and choreography. No experience necessary. 1701 Fourth Street SW. $5–$10. 6 -8pm. 246 -2261. alibi.com/v/4f3u. SPORTS/OUTDOOR UNM STUDENT UNION BUILDING Lobo Toastmasters Meetings . WELLNESS/FITNESS ALBUQUERQUE SHAMBHALA CENTER Open Public Meditation Low-cost public speaking workshop in a friendly, no-pressure envi - HILAND THEATER Bentley Zumba . High energy dance class for all SABRINA’S Z CREW FITNESS Zumba Toning . Build muscle endurance Sitting . Periods of sitting meditation interspersed with periods of ronment. 1 University of New Mexico. $0 -$7. Noon -1pm. 277 -8482. levels. 4800 Central SE. $5. 5:45 -6:45pm. 489 -9168. with light weights and aerobics. 4619 Lomas NE. $5. 6 -7pm. 620 -0327. walking meditation. Cushions and chairs supplied. alibi.com/v/3u1f. alibi.com/v/4cqj. alibi.com/v/4d13. 1102 Mountain NW. 6 -7pm. 717 -2486. alibi.com/v/45uk. LEARN SELF SERVE Hands on Top: Impact Play Using Your Body . Learn about new tools for the body and how to hit areas said to be off- limits. 3904 Central SE. $20. 7:30pm. 265 -5815. alibi.com/v/4dhz. WELLNESS/FITNESS YOGASAAR Sunrise Yoga Flow . Open your body, breath and spirit before the demands of the day. 2205 Silver SE. $10. 6:15am -7:30am. 227 -7765. alibi.com/v/4ezi. SATURDAY OCT 22 ABQ UPTOWN Eighth Annual Pittie Parade . Meet adoptable dogs and several rescue groups. Participate in the Pittie Parade and canine costume and tricks contests. 2200 Louisiana NE. 10am -12:30pm. alibi.com/v/4ffl. See Event Horizon. EASTSIDE ANIMAL SHELTER National Pit Bull Awareness Day . Learn about resources, products and services for people who have Pit Bull Terrier type dogs. 10:30am -6pm. alibi.com/v/4bdf. MANDY’S FARM Third Annual Harvest Festival . Enjoy a bouncy house, vaulting demonstrations, horse rides, pumpkin painting, a petting zoo, dunk tank, bake sale and live entertainment. 346 Clark SW. 1 -5pm. 269 -7140. alibi.com/v/4e1b. KIDS EXPLORA! Arts Workshop for Dia de los Muertos . Make arts and crafts that celebrate the traditional holiday. 1701 Mountain NW. $5 -$8. 10am -4pm. 224 -8341. alibi.com/v/4f1n. LEARN BACHECHI OPEN SPACE Naturalist Series: Bats Found Around the World . Dr. Ernie Valdez from the U.S. Geological Survey discusses different shapes, sizes and colors of bats that occur around the world and their unique behaviors that reflect their amazing morphology. 9521 Rio Grande NW. 5 -6:30pm. 314 -0398. alibi.com/v/4eq6. See Event Horizon. OPEN SPACE VISITOR CENTER Albuquerque Archaeological Society 50th Anniversary . An archaeology-inspired art exibit and video high - lights of the society’s history. 6500 Coors NW. 1 -4pm. 897 -8831. alibi.com/v/4ebw. SPORTS/OUTDOOR VISITOR CENTER, SEVILLETA NWR Celebrate Sevilleta . Tour the 230,000 acre refuge, see animals, demonstrations, exhibitions, learn about scientific research relevant to the refuge and more. Exit 169, I-25. $0-$15. 8am -7:30pm. 864 -4021. alibi.com/v/4crg. WESTSIDE COMMUNITY CENTER Day of Destiny IX . Heavyweight championship match between champion Johnny K. and Jeff Jarrett. Extreme championship between champion Joe Quesada and Donnie Amsterdam. 1250 Isleta SW. $15 -$25. 7 -10pm. 314 -0176. alibi.com/v/4e5s. SUNDAY OCT 23 EXPO NEW MEXICO 26th Annual Albuquerque Equestrian Cup . An equestrian competition, silent auction, car show, and local craft beer, wine and spirits. 300 San Pedro NE. $25 -$75. 11:30am -4:30pm. alibi.com/v/49ji. TRACTOR BREWING WELLS PARK I’ll Drink To That: ART Edition . Support the transportation project with local brews, food and meet the cast of Just Speak. 1800 Fourth Street NW. 4pm. 243 -6752. alibi.com/v/4ebm. LEARN KIMO THEATRE A Special Evening with Linda Wertheimer . The legendary broadcast journalist and New Mexico native discusses her unique insights on today’s top news stories. A panel discus - sion featuring KUNM’s news staff follows Wertheimer’s presen - tation. 423 Central NW. 6 -8pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/v/4e6l. See Event Horizon.

Compiled by Megan Reneau. Sumbit your events at alibi.com/events. OCTOBER 20-26 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] ARTS | CulTuRe ShoCk Catching Glimpses The wheat-pasted photographic murals of jetsonorama Do the landscapes of the Navajo Nation BY MAGGIE GRIMASON provide the ideal backdrop? Do they present any unique challenges? he Earth is turning away from the sun once I’m originally from North Carolina. My again as we earthbound creatures pull on most vivid memories of seeing the horizon Tour hats and jackets to meet the new chill there were on trips to the ocean. Here, I see in the air. Overhead, the sandhill cranes, the horizon daily in 360 degrees and in this Western meadowlarks and American wigeons enormity of space, [I] appreciate my place as are arriving, while the chipping sparrows, blue- but a grain of sand in the universe. The winged teals and Brewer’s blackbirds are just Southwest seems to demand work that is big beginning their long journeys southward to and bold in order to be noticed, certainly, but Mexico, South America and beyond. At the also as part of a dialogue with the landscape. South Valley’s Valle de Oro National Wildlife More specifically, I enjoy placing work on Refuge, the composition of the changing Earth roadside stands, especially those that have is explored in the meditated movements of fallen into disuse. I’ve had examples of the art dancers and mural work wheat-pasted over the reactivating these spaces. The other thing that crumbling remains of a dairy barn. Together, can’t be overlooked here is the quality of light the movement and the imagery articulates a as it changes over the course of a day and from different journey. Golden Migration is a season to season. I love appreciating subtle collaborative work by dancer and differences over time. choreographer Lisa Nevada and public artist and photographer Chip Thomas, aka What do you hope audiences gain from seeing jetsonorama. Thomas, who hails from North your work—both audiences that live on the Carolina, has been living and working as a reservation, and those passing through? physician on the Navajo Nation since 1987. I see my primary audience for this work as Through documentary photography translated being people on the reservation. I’m aware that to large-scale murals on underutilized motorists from all over the world pass though Golden Migration by Chip Thomas and Lisa Nevada COURTESY OF CHIP THOMAS structures, Thomas creates what he calls “a this area as they venture to the Grand Canyon, love letter to the Navajo Nation.” In addition Lake Powell, Monument Valley and Canyon de intoxicating spell on me for 29 years and to collaborating with Nevada on work at Valle Chelly; however, I’m hopeful people on the rez addressing SB1070 (racial profiling of brown counting. I’ve yet to come up with an exit de Oro, Thomas will also be creating a mural feel good about the work, themselves and their people), in Arizona. I’m a proponent of strategy. on the facade of 516 Arts. Both pieces are part traditions in seeing [it]. Having said that, I’ve healthcare reform and universal access to care, of 516’s DECADE programming, celebrating heard from non-Indigenous [motorists] passing but haven’t generated any work around this How has your identity or personal history the beloved Downtown institution’s 10 year through the area that the images help the rez yet. impacted the way you create and/or what you anniversary. In anticipation of his upcoming seem more accessible. They get an idea of who address in your work ? work in Albuquerque, Thomas took some time is out here as they catch glimpses into the How was creating Golden Migration different In 1995 I was interviewed by the Utne out to illuminate his body of work. richness of the culture. from previous work? Reader about my photography, my work on the Well, I’ve done some interesting rez and an amazing 12,000 [mile] bicycle Alibi : How is healing—in your work as a What are your favorite places in the Navajo collaborations over the past couple years … expedition from the top of Africa to the physician, for example—and your art related? Nation—not just for presenting your work— however, I’ve never collaborated with dancers bottom. In that interview I acknowledged how, Thomas: There are definite parallels but just to be and see and experience? before. I think what’s interesting about the as a person of color, I choose to have an between my work as a physician and my work I think my favorite spot to go sit and reflect images I chose to present as public art [is the] inherent bias in my work in that I feel a need as a public artist. When I was in my middle on the meaning of life is up Highway 64 focus on individuals within the company as to counter the negative narrative that school years in North Carolina I had a unique between the community of Cameron and the opposed to group shots. While I appreciate dominates much of the media. The struggle opportunity to attend a Quaker school where South Rim of the Grand Canyon along the form and pattern, I’m more intrigued with continues. As Bob Marley sang, “Who feels it, one of the things that was emphasized was Little Colorado River Gorge. As one climbs up getting close to individuals and finding gestures knows it.” consistency and continuity between one’s work to the South Rim you get an expansive view of or movements that speak to the universality of [and] spiritual life. I’m realizing this balance the Painted Desert and lands beyond the human experience. In that sense this Social and environmental justice issues are through my public art project. while looking at a deep, dark project really isn’t different from what I present in your work—what feels pressing As a physician I work to help cleavage in the Earth. I find the normally do. now? patients achieve wellness. I Little Colorado River Gorge I went to Paris last December, three weeks think of it as facilitating an to be more immediate, How do you expect the dance component to after the bombings, to attend the World environment of wellness personal and accessible deepen, change or express the idea Climate Summit. In the early ‘70s when I within the individual; than the Grand Canyon. differently? attended the Quaker school in the mountains whereas my art, in Having said that It’s the difference between 2-D and 3-D. My of North Carolina, we were learning then reflecting back to the however, I still ride my work sets a theme, raises a question, the about the greenhouse effect … burning a hole community some of the mountain bike regularly dancers answer the question and in so doing, in the ozone layer. That sensitivity to the beauty they’ve shared … there’s a series of dramatize the relationship between humans planet and our impact on its resources for with me, helps create a canyons a mile from my and the rest of the natural world. ourselves and future generations remains a psychological environment house where there are pressing theme. of wellness. I see the two ruins and arches. This Visit 516 Arts (516 Central SW) to scope One good thing about Arizona is it affords practices as being canyon system extends 40 out mural work by Thomas; get an extra dose me multiple opportunities to be socially and complimentary and though it miles north to Lake Powell and by making a reservation to see Lisa Nevada politically engaged. The issues I’ve been most sounds trite, I feel there’s the Escalante region in Utah. and Thomas’ collaborative work, Golden passionate about include climate change, integration between the left Documentary photographer and I ride my bike speeding past Migration , in the form of a free dance tour at climate justice, police violence—especially and right hemispheres of public artist Chip Thomas, also chasing dogs asking myself Valle de Oro on Saturday, Oct. 22, and known as jetsonorama against people of color— … criminal justice my brain. how I’ll ever leave this place Sunday, Oct. 23. The work will be performed COURTESY OF CHIP THOMAS reform and gun violence. I’ve done some work and its beauty. [It’s put] an at 3 and 5pm each day. a [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 Calendar | arts & lit NewNew Mexico’s Most Unique ARTS & L IT SONG & DANCE Shopping Experience HOTEL ALBUQUERQUE Tablao Flamenco . $5 -$400. 7:30 -9:30pm. CALENDAR See 10/20 listing. Antiques, Gifts, Handmade Crafts SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER ABQ’s Got Talent Competition . Amateur vocalists bring their best to the stage to THURSDAY OCT 20 compete for cash prizes. The two top winners will win $500 each, with second place winners receiving $250 each. $5. 7 -9pm. SONG & DANCE 848 -1320. alibi.com/v/4f2q. HOTEL ALBUQUERQUE Tablao Flamenco . Flamenco performances ST. JOHN’S UNITED METHODIST CHURCH St. John’s Bach Project . with authentic Spanish cuisine and beverages. $5 -$400. Cellists Ingela Onstad, Sarah Nickerson, Seth Hartwell and Bradley 7:30 -9:30pm. 242 -7600. alibi.com/v/49rs. Ellingboe, joined by the Cantate Children’s Choir. 5 -6pm. 883 -9717. LEARN alibi.com/v/4dva. UNM ZIMMERMAN LIBRARY UNM Musicology Colloquium Series . TEATRO PARAGUAS , Santa Fe Una Nota de Lorca . $20 -$25. Kids under Dr. Peter García gives a presentation focused on New Mexico folk 7:30 -10pm. See 10/21 listing. music collected by John Donald Robb. 2pm. alibi.com/v/4f09. 110yrs0yrs Costume VALLE DE ORO NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE Golden Migration . FILM A special collaborative site project for DECADE of 516 ARTS, Contest NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER La Festividad de los Chip Thomas and Lisa Nevada create dances performed and Muertos/Lanii Xtee Tugul . Learn about the Zapotec community of based on the local ecosystem. 3pm, 5pm. alibi.com/v/4fgs. Teotitlán del Valle, Oaxaca, Mexico, and their traditional celebration See Culture Shock. Music by Stacy of Día de los Muertos. 7pm. 724 -4771. alibi.com/v/4f3s. WINNING COFFEE CO. 20th Annual Pre-Halloween Balkan Bash . and Kay Kay Celebrate Halloween Balkan-style with the exciting and exotic music 3pm to 4pm FRIDAY OCT 21 of the Southwest’s premier 6-piece Balkan dance band, Goddess WORDS of Arno. $0 -$5. 7:15 -10:30pm. 243 -6276. alibi.com/v/4f03. TORTUGA GALLERY Works in Progress Reading . David O’Connor, Crystal Zanders, Steve Howe and special guest José Orduña all SUNDAY OCT 23 Open Friday - Sunday read from their latest works. 7pm. 506 -0820. alibi.com/v/4eb4. STAGE Only 20 minutes east of Albuquerque on I-40 ART ADOBE THEATER The Best Man . $15 -$17. 7:30pm. See 10/21 (Exit Edgewood) THE JONATHAN ABRAMS MD ART GALLERY Between You and Me listing. Opening Reception . A Rumi-inspired show based on a modern ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Little Shop of Horrors . $15 -$25. poet’s riff on the thirteenth-century poet’s work. Runs through 11/18. 7:30 -9:30pm. See 10/21 listing. 5-7pm. 272 -9700. alibi.com/v/4emr. KELLER HALL Speed Dating . Premier of Michael Ching’s drama- STAGE filled and humorous oprea. $5 -$12. 2pm -3:30am. 277 -2126. ADOBE THEATER The Best Man . Gore Vidal’s razor sharp political alibi.com/v/4f3l. thriller set in 1960s Philadelphia, where an unnamed political party is holding its nominating convention for an upcoming presidential SONG & DANCE election. $15 -$17. 7:30pm. 898 -9222. alibi.com/v/4e4r. ART OF THE SONG NM Songwriter Swap Showcase . A collaborative Over 25 indoor shops along a vintage concert for musicans to share their material and then perform and main street with many vendors ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Little Shop of Horrors . Florist interpret other musicians compositions. $10 -$15. 7 -10pm. Seymour Krelborn discovers a demonic new breed of plant that alibi.com/v/4ewy. offering specials and discounts! has a taste for blood. $15 -$25. 7:30 -9:30pm. 242 -4750. alibi.com/v/4ajn. MCM ELEGANTE HOTEL Albuquerque Record Convention . Find LP, 45s, EPs, 78s, T-shirts, music-related books and posters, BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE The Show . turntables, cassettes, 8-tracks, reel-to-reel tapes, DVDs, VHS Short-form improv based on audience suggestions. $10. 9 -10pm. and more. $2. 9am -5pm. alibi.com/v/4ffn. See Event Horizon. 404 -1578. alibi.com/v/4e9p. VALLE DE ORO NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE Golden Migration . AN EXOTIIC EVENIING BENEFIITIING SALAM ACADEMY SONG & DANCE 3pm, 5pm. See 10/22 listing. See Culture Shock. HOTEL ALBUQUERQUE Tablao Flamenco . $5 -$400. 7:30 -9:30pm. See 10/20 listing. MONDAY OCT 24 SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Bohemia Viva . The Argentinian singing duo combines cultural inspirations of music ART from Latin, European and American countries to create an eclectic, DUEL BREWING Life Drawing . Live models pose while you enjoy sultry musical performance and experience. $15. 7 -9pm. 848 -1320. Duel Belgian beer and food. Bring your own pad and paper. $12. alibi.com/v/4bd3. 7-10pm. alibi.com/v/42b1. TEATRO PARAGUAS , Santa Fe Una Nota de Lorca . Flamenco music, MATRIX FINE ART Over the Rainbow . See collage, drawing, doll poetry and dance inspired by Federico Garcia Lorca in commem - making, fiber art, painting, pottery, silk painting and sculpture from oration of the 80th anniversary of the poet’s death. $20 -$25. the Rainbow Artists. 10am -4:30pm. 554 -3891. alibi.com/v/4du5. 7:30 -10pm. (505) 424 -1601. alibi.com/v/4bpa. FILM TUESDAY OCT 25 MACEY CENTER , Socorro Nosferatu . A screening of the original WORDS film while Texas Tech’s Elegant Savages Orchestra and Balkan NORTH DOMINGO BACA MULTIGENERATIONAL CENTER Explore Ensemble perform the live score. $7 -$14. 7:30pm. (575) the Mystery of Your Soul’s Story . Writer Michelle Adam shares from 835 -5688. alibi.com/v/46aj. See Event Horizon. her novel about Gypsies and nature spirits, Child of Duende: A Journey of the Spirit and discusses what it takes to write from the SATURDAY OCT 22 heart. 7pm. 923 -0649. alibi.com/v/4efi. WORDS LEARN CHERRY HILLS LIBRARY National Novel Writing Month Tips Talk . ALBUQUERQUE CENTER FOR HOPE & RECOVERY Art Empowerment . Information on how to succeed at writing a novel in 30 days A peer-run group for folks interested in using art as a form of expression. Noon -1:30pm. 857 -8321. alibi.com/v/4f3n. Mediums (clay, paint, collage) vary week by week. Register online. ART $0 -$2. 10am -1pm. 321 -3449. alibi.com/v/3own. ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Miniatures and More Opening . The works of over 100 artists featured for the annual WEDNESDAY OCT 26 exhibition and art sale. Enjoy a cocktail party in the gallery with the WORDS opportunity to purchase art while enjoying the lively atmosphere. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER OF GREATER ALBUQUERQUE Book $85. 842 -0111. alibi.com/v/4b01. Friday, November 4th| 6-9pm Fest and Author Series . Chicago culinary icon Ina Pinkney discusses STAGE her favorite recipes and stories from her book Ina’s Kitchen: Memories ABQ Party Space 4th St. & Menaul ADOBE THEATER The Best Man . $15 -$17. 7:30pm. See 10/21 and Recipes from the Breakfast Queen. Reservations required. Tickets $35 (ages 10 and up) listing. $25. 11:30am. 348 -4518. alibi.com/v/4azw. Dinner, live music & silent auction | www.salamacademy.org ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Little Shop of Horrors . $15 -$25. LEARN 7:30 -9:30pm. See 10/21 listing. INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER The Women on The Mother Traditional Clothing Optional • Call 505-888-7688 Road . Re-examine iconic Route 66 from a female, New Mexican Children Under 10 may participate in daycare at Salam Academy for $5 per child 5:45-9:15pm BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE The Show . perspective. 5:30 -7pm. 843 -7270. alibi.com/v/4a2l. See Event $10. 9 -10pm. See 10/21 listing. Horizon. LOW SPIRITS Dawn of the Creepshow Peepshow . A spooky burlesque show featuring sultry acts from Jiji De Luge, Holly Rebelle, Compiled by Megan Reneau. Sumbit your events at IntoxiKate and more. $10. 8pm. 344 -9555. alibi.com/v/4e57. alibi.com/events. OCTOBER 20-26 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] We Help Families Stay Tight.

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[14 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 20-26 , 2016 feature | tattoo Permanent Markers Can I interest you in a tattoo? BY MEGAN RENEAU But don’t just take my word for it. You need to walk into a place and get a simple thing done, do your own research to get the best bang for but more than likely your potential artist will your buck. Speaking of bucks, you’ll have to want to talk to you about your expectations, ear reader, have you been thinking about cough up a lot of cash if you want a superior tat. pricing, style and amount of time. For my getting a tattoo recently, like me? I have a You want clean lines that last at least a decade? smallest piece (the “505”), it took about 15 Dfew ideas; I could expand on some tattoos or Long-lasting color? A hygienic environment? A minutes but I also already knew how to take care get new tattoos entirely, I’ve just been waiting for practiced hand? Someone who knows the best of tattoos and what to expect regarding pain. For the right time. While we’re both waiting to make placement for various designs? Then you’ll need my largest (the tree), it took about eight hours. these (big!) decisions, I may as well give you a to pay a minimum of $70, and that’s just for a Some people can sit for ages and others can’t. few tips I’ve learned over the years I’ve been tiny piece. I got a “505” tattoo that’s about the Wherever your pain tolerance falls, it’s okay, your obsessed with this art form. tattoo will be done eventually, and it’ll be First off: What do you want? You don’t need a glorious. Some people listen to music while FROM THE CREATORS OF Ghost in the Shell concrete design, it could be just an idea. But you they’re getting their work done, others like to do need something for an artist to expand on. For listen to the tattoo gun or talk with their artist. “ example, I’ve been thinking about getting Others bring a friend or family member for EExtraordinary!xtraordinary! The Fool from a tarot deck. Around a support. (Just don’t bring a bunch of EnchantingEnchanting and thought-provoking!”thought-provoking !” year ago I heard the phrase, “lovable people or it will crowd the shop and – The NEW YYORKORK TIMES fool” and it’s stuck with me. I most likely annoy your artist.)Do think of the phrase when the what you need to do to make sure voice of anxiety that lives in you’re okay throughout the all of us speaks loud entire process. It can be a enough for me to hear challenging experience but and says I’m not good you should feel enough or that I’ve emotionally comfortable acted stupidly. the entire time. Sometimes it’s That brings me to easy to remember what you should get. that we’re all You want an infinity lovable fools symbol? You get and sometimes that infinity it’s not. I want symbol. You want a the tattoo as a sprawling tribal reminder for tattoo? You do you, when it’s not boo. Get whatever so easy. Maybe you want—within you have a reason. When I was more specific or 18, I spent about 5 abstract months considering concept; either what tattoo I wanted way, that’s okay! after I got my first on But when you have my 18th birthday, and I an idea, you need to quickly decided on a research artists that cow tattoo. I loved cows. can produce the style I still do. But I didn’t want you want. just any cow tattoo—I I’ve never traveled to wanted a large Madonna cow get a tattoo or gotten one STTARTSARTSARTS FRI. 10/21 figure on my back with a banner REGAL CINEMARK while traveling, but it sounds HIGH RIDGE 8 CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN underneath that read “Holy Cow.” 12921 INDIAN SCHOOL NE 100 CENTRAL AAVE.VE. SW fun. There are incredible When I took my idea to an artist, he (505) 275-3202 11-800-F-800-FANDANGO 943# internationally known tattoo artists told me, “Maybe you should get that ALBUQUERQUE ALBUQUERQUE like Sasha Unisex (St, Petersburg), Nomi smaller and elsewhere,” along with many good Chi (Vancouver), Peter Madsen reasons why I should change the size and (Barcelona/Copenhagen) and Christen location. I realized I just wanted the tattoo as a GloriousInk (Berlin) who have created joke and I probably shouldn’t really get it. spectacular works. If you’re looking to not pay an ILLUSTRATION BY VALERIE S. Tattoos last (basically) your entire life, and it’s exorbitant amount of money when you get a something you should be proud of. It’s a piece of tattoo, then I recommend going to a local parlor. length of a quarter and that cost me $75, which I art that you’re going to carry forever, so spend as A few Burque studios like Gallo Negro, Star happily paid because I knew I was getting clean, much money as you need to to make it the best Tattoo and Stay Gold foster wonderfully talented quality work from a local artist. My biggest piece possible piece for you. Your artist may come up artists. A few of my favorite local artists are John is a tree on my upper arm/shoulder, and I ended with a design that’s a little different from what Henderson (Blacklist Tattoo Parlor), Bedo (Gallo up paying around $400 for it, plus tip. You get you’re thinking of, but that’s okay! They’re the Negro) and Gina Marie (High Hands Tattoo). A what you pay for. If you want something that professional, they know what they’re doing. If you great way to become familiar with tattoo artists is costs $20-$40 that isn’t part of a sale or a charity like the work you’ve seen from them, trust them. by following them on media platforms like event, you won’t be happy with it in a few years; People don’t want bad work walking around the Instagram. Since it’s a visual-based platform, it’s it will look bad eventually. It will be poorly world attached to their professional name. updated daily by most artists with fresh work and designed, bleed colors and lines, and it’ll fade Now go forth, research, look at art and get occasionally with updates of older work as quicker than the amount of time you took tattooed! a previous clients revisit the artist. It gives you an making the decision to get it. opportunity to see how well their work holds up The process isn’t quick. Yeah, you could just over time with proper care. OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [15 ] Calendar FOOd | resTauranT review FOOD CALENDAR The road to Padilla s z THURSDAY OCT 20 It’s paved with sauce and sustainability CERRILLOS STATION FARMERS MARKET Local vendors BY AUGUST MARCH sell fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, herbs and more. ’ Cerrillos Station (15 First Street, Cerrillos). 4 -7pm. 474 -9326. alibi.com/v/4c7m. he main road that gets diners to Padilla’s NOB HILL GROWERS MARKET Local produce, bakers, Mexican Kitchen—Girard north of Lomas, herbalists and honey. Morningside Park (300 Aliso NE). terminating at Indian School—passes FREE. 3 -6:30pm. alibi.com/v/40v1. T through a neighborhood that’s always been in FRIDAY OCT 21 search of an identity. But as of 2016, as economic indicators for this state showed a steady but slow DINNER AND EBRU PAINTING DEMONSTRATION Authentic recovery in progress, success in the area could be Turkish cuisine, music and a demonstration of Ebru, the art of Ottoman water marble painting. Reservation required. defined by the eatery’s long-time economic Blue Lily Atelier (3209 Silver SE). $47. 6:30 -8:30pm. dominance, sans credit cards, sans advertising, 263 -6675. alibi.com/v/4dhj. sans pretense. FREE COFFEE TASTING Free coffee tasting every Friday Much like Lomas between Girard and night. Try a variety of blends, single origins and even Carlisle, the question of whether one is driving espresso. Prosum Roasters (3228 Los Arboles NE). 6:30pm. 200 -0934. alibi.com/v/47o2. through a commercial or residential district is a persistent one. Lush, non-native trees and lawns SATURDAY OCT 22 are interspersed with beautiful, unique middle 20TH ANNUAL DOWNTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Local class homes and local businesses—or their produce, live music, unique artisan creations, community remains. The ones that have been successful educators and delicious food come together to form a have thrived due to a dedicated customer base vibrant gathering in the heart of Downtown. Robinson Park The Combination plate, Christmas Style ERIC WILLIAMS PHOTOGRAPHY (Eighth Street & Central). FREE. 8am -noon. 252 -2959. and an unwavering need for what they provide. alibi.com/v/3zn4. Padilla’s Mexican Kitchen is a locus of the night even though he had to manage a LOS RANCHOS GROWERS’ MARKET A variety of local local model that sees sustainability as an Padilla’s Mexican Kitchen constantly ebbing and flowing full house. Don’t produce, eggs, bread, pastries and arts and crafts from the outcome; ironically many other long-time get me wrong, the place wasn’t chaotic, but the 1510 Girard NE North Valley. Los Ranchos Village Hall (6718 Rio Grande NW, businesses in the area are just a memory now. flow was constant. Los Ranchos). FREE. 7am -noon. alibi.com/v/420l. Notably, Baby Boomers bought groceries for 505-262-0115 But back to the enchiladas: I had added an SOUTH VALLEY GROWERS’ MARKET Produce from local 40 years at Grocery Emporium and then crossed Hours: Mon-Fri 11am—7:45pm egg to my order and it was done to perfection. growers, live music and crafts in a bucolic semi-rural setting. Cristo Del Valle Presbyterian Church (3907 Isleta SW). the street to buy Rubylith at Litho Supply (still Vibe: Sparse yet satisfying The yolk was not dangerously runny nor stiff and FREE. 8am -noon. 877 -4044. alibi.com/v/418c. there and now providing an excellent selection Alibi Recommends: The Thursday Special: papas , rubbery like old bird meat. To my mind, the TASTE OF RIO RANCHO Try the best dishes from local of screen print supplies to Albuquerque the carnitas and quilites enchiladas underneath the egg were kinda like restaurants. Santa Ana Star Center (3001 Civic Center, Rio manager, Janet, told me); Gen-Xers hung out all the Outkast album, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below , Rancho). $10 -$20. 4 -7:30pm. 891 -7319. alibi.com/v/4f0y. night at the original Harold’s Laundry and agency next door, very low-key signage and a sneaky and super-confident in demonstration UPTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Support local farmers and reminisced about having their senior pictures reputation as one of the best Nuevo Mexicano that there is greatness in the seemingly mundane. workers and purchase top-quality, fresh, locally grown taken next door at Kim Jew Photography. The red chile, while not definitively hot or produce. ABQ Uptown (2200 Louisiana NE). 7am -noon. restaurants in town—a thing it’s done mostly alibi.com/v/4cd1. Millennials probably stopped by Harold’s through word of mouth and a steady flow of loyal epically bittersweet, certainly met the minimum Laundry too—but the new one, esé , where the and hungry patrons. requirement, surpassing the normative for its use SUNDAY OCT 23 Circle K used to be— before ambling over to the The interior of Padilla’s, with simple black of cumin in the recipe. I liked the soft tenderness Blue Dragon for coffee, breakfast and board ABQ BIKE AND BREW TOUR VIP brewery tours with master chairs, small square tables, white walls and local of the corn tortillas, the attention the cook had brewers, water and snacks along the way and exclusive games. art work scattered here and there, adds a layer of given their preparation showed. collectible goodies. Routes Bicycle Tours and Rentals There was a Fina gas station on the corner of non-elegance and a nonchalant working class My dining partner told me all about the (404 San Felipe NW, #B1). $60 -$65. 1 -4:30pm. 933 -5667. Girard and Indian School and the Albuquerque alibi.com/v/49c7. vibe that this reviewer welcomed after being combination plate—which she had ordered with Tennis Club was (and still is) on the other side of continuously exposed to the sometimes Baroque both red and green—like how it was super- CORRALES GROWERS’ MARKET Fresh, local food and the road, literally and metaphorically. goods sold. Live music from Rob Roman. (500 Jones, stylings of other area Nuevo Mexicano joints. plentiful for one thing, and a nice insight into Corrales). FREE. 9am -noon. alibi.com/v/3zcu. Fluctuation in small business sustainability in Even the collection of elephant figurines curated other menu items I might have overlooked in my RAIL YARDS MARKET Peruse hundreds of New Mexico’s this small southern corner of the NE heights had by owner Mary Padilla seemed uncomplicated quest for the perfect plato de enchiladas . finest food, farm, artisan and healing vendors, hear live a direct effect on business and shopping patterns and earnest. I felt the lack of distractions would The taco was the traditional New Mexican musicians and learn from the educational and demonstration in the area. Over time, this fragile enhance my epicurean experience at Padilla’s. sort, with seasoned ground beef and a very zones for kids and adults. Albuquerque Rail Yards (777 First Street SW). FREE. 10am -2pm. alibi.com/v/40qi. entrepreneurial environment has seemed to I was right. I began my meal with the crispy—perhaps a bit too crispy for her tastes, she affect every entity there except the obligatory chips and salsa. Here, the salsa’s flavor reported—shell. The tamale was so good it made TUESDAY OCT 25 aforementioned restaurant. An example of this is determined by a healthy amount of tomato her think of Christmas. She said that was may be seen in last year’s quick opening and sauce afloat with roasted green chile and fresh because the masa seemed not frozen, but just TACO TUESDAY Guest food truck Gobble This serves freshly grilled tacos with an assortment of house salsas and closing of Witch’s Brew, the successor to the onions. Recently-roasted green chile has a made, as one does during the holidays. Her toppings. Boese Brothers Brewery (601 Gold SW). 6 -9pm. storied Blue Dragon. satisfying, sometimes tear-inducing, zing to it. enchilada had plenty of sharp cheddar at its core 610 -0424. alibi.com/v/49en. Following the path to Padilla’s invites three That taste property was in full effect as I went to balance the heady and blood-thinning green UPTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Presbyterian Administrative types of anticipation: Some use the journey there through an entire serving of the stuff and asked chile that topped it. Center (9521 San Mateo NE). 7am -noon. See 10/22 to reminisce about what was. Others are for more before I had even ordered, meanwhile On Thursday nights, Padilla’s serves papas , listing. interested in knowing about what’s next; there quickly quaffing 2 16-ounce glasses of sweet tea carnitas and quilites . This traditional dish features WEDNESDAY OCT 26 are, after all, several new and successful in the process. native spinach sautéed with potatoes and pork endeavors blooming in the area—including Da After that, I ordered—get ready for this—the loin. That meal is considered a delicacy in these GEEKS WHO DRINK: A SUPERNATURAL THEMED QUIZ A Vinci’s Pizza where the gas station used to be and pub quiz about the CW mega-hit Supernatural . Registration enchilada plate, the arbiter of fitness in the part and will be on my mind until I return, I required. O’Niell’s Pub (4310 Central SE). $5. 9 -11pm. an expanded Don Mickey Designs in the old candidacy of comida . I implored my dining thought to myself, as I glanced at the menu and (303) 532 -4737. alibi.com/v/4f10. photography studios. But the best type of partner to order the combination plate, so we we got up to take our leave. M’TUCCI’S PRIX FIXE A weekly dinner with a three course anticipation in this case involves the delicious would have some idea of the variety of eats on Outside, the other businesses nearby seemed dinner and wine pairings, including an appetizer, main New Mexican food that will soon be served up offer. She gleefully agreed to my proposal and so to be bustling; the parking lots were full and course and dessert. Reservations required. M’Tucci’s Italian for the purposes of review and enjoyment. Restaurant (6001 Winter Haven NW, Ste M). $25. 5pm. off we went. people were coming and going in that 503 -7327. alibi.com/v/4e6w. Padilla’s occupies the center of a strip mall The blue corn enchiladas with beef and red neighborhood in Burque. But maybe all of the that is about as unassuming as things get in the OKTOBERFEST PAIRING DINNER Enjoy a five course meal chile and combination plate (beef taco, tamale, cars belonged to people that were dining at paired with high-quality German beers. Pueblo Harvest Café Northeast quadrant of Albuquerque. The cheese enchilada) arrived at the same time, Padilla’s or shopping at Litho Supply. Just like the (2401 12th Street NW). $65. 6 -9pm. 724 -3510. restaurant has a glass façade á la the insurance served by our host who seemed ebullient that identity of this slice of town, it was hard to tell. a alibi.com/v/4a2k. [16 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [17 ] FILM | revIeW REEL WORLD BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Migration Pattern Artful Life, a creative project aimed at transforming Long Way North communities through the co-creation of visual, written, photographic, performance and cinematic art, is presenting the Migration Experience. This Old-fashioned adventure yarn is an animated delight four-week film and discussion series will focus on the “lived experience” of immigrants and refugees. It all kicks off this Thursday, Oct. 20, at 6:30pm with the film Well-Founded Fear . This documentary examination takes a look at the inner-workings of the Immigration and Naturalization Service. Future screenings include The Journey (Nov. 3), The Harvest/La Cosecha (Nov. 9) and The Wind of Al- Amal (Nov. 16). All screenings will take place at the African American Performing Arts Center at Expo New Mexico (310 San Pedro NE). This community film/discussion series is free and open to the public. For more info go to artful-life.org/migration-film- series. 48 Hour Fear The 48 Hour Film Project returns to Albuquerque with its 48 Hour Horror Project. This two-day challenge invited teams of local filmmakers to write, direct and edit a short, scary film in just 48 hours. Nearly 25 teams raced around Albuquerque last weekend trying to wrap up their mini-masterpieces before the clock ran out. The resulting short shockers will be screened at the KiMo Theatre (423 Central NW) on Thursday, Oct. 20. Block A will show starting at 5:30pm. Block B will get Just another girl and her dog story? underway at 7:30pm. Tickets are $10 per block. Winners of the competition will be announced starting at 9:30pm. After that, it’s over to Duel Brewing (606 Central SW) for the wrap party. For BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY (hopefully still ice-bound) ship. Once on more details go to 48hourfilm.com/albuquerque- Long Way North board she proves a quick study, pulling her nm/horror. own weight and earning the respect of the here was a time when young people Written and directed by Rémi Chayé Starring the voices of Chloe Dunn, Tom Morton, ship’s gruff captain and his occasionally hapless dreamed of more earthly pursuits. first mate. What follows is the stuff of classic High Times Generations of children were put to bed Antony Hickling Fans of movies and the great outdoors will want to T adventure yarns and a welcome alternative to hike on over the the KiMo Theatre (423 Central with successive chapters of Robert Louis Rated PG Opens Friday 10/21. the majority of today’s high-tech, ADD-style NW) for the Reel Rock 11 Fall Tour. From 7 to 9pm Stevenson’s Treasure Island and drifted off to cartoons (in other words, most anything shot on Friday, Oct. 21, you can catch five new short slumber with visions of pirates and South Seas after Shrek ). documentaries from around the world, all delivering According to the notes Sasha has audiences the edge-of-your-seat action and globe- islands swimming through their heads. It’s not Long Way North is directed by animator discovered, Grandpa Oloukine took a different trotting exploration inherent in the sport of high- that Stevenson’s characters have been Rémi Chayé (who worked on 2009’s The Secret altitude rock climbing. Tickets are $10 and available path North. But Sasha’s impertinence ticks off completely relegated to the dustbin of history. of Kells and 2011’s The Painting ). The simple, now through kimotickets.com. A portion of the the minister—who had it out for old Oloukine proceeds will go to benefit Albuquerque Mountain It’s just that today’s tweens and pre-tweens are graphic animation favors large blocks of anyway. With the country struggling Rescue Council. far more likely to be versed in the teenage sophisticated color, sans outlines. The stylish, financially (and the Russian Revolution not dystopias of books like The Hunger Games than story-book look is reminiscent of cut-paper too far off on the horizon), Oloukine’s failed in the old-fashioned adventure yarns of illustration or early Soviet propaganda posters. journey to the North Pole is seen as something Produce Results Stevenson, Verne and the like—which is why Many of the film’s action sequences—such as a On Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 22 and 23, the New of a brave folly. Worried about his own social it’s refreshing to find such a lovely little kid’s climactic blizzard—are wonders to behold, Mexico Film Foundation and New Mexico Women standing, Sasha’s father punishes her for in Film will present Be Your Own Hollywood. This adventure tale in the French-Danish film Long striking and poetic. The script (from European ruining the ball and chasing off the minister. two-day intensive workshop with producer Joel Way North . cartoon writer Claire Paoletti) is somber and a Reisig is aimed at teaching independent filmmakers But Sasha’s a stubborn young lady. She’s This animated tale reads like Jack London bit linear, offering a straight-on-till-dawn how to secure financing and distribution. Reisig has not about to abandon her beloved grandpappy by way of Czarist Russia. Set in 1880s St. narrative with few surprises. Still, at doesn’t more than 20 films to his credits, including Horse and his reputation. So she runs away from Camp, A Dog for Christmas and Arlo: The Burping Petersburg, it begins by introducing us to shy away from the juvenile survival story’s home, figuring if she can find the Davai , she Pig . Saturday’s session runs from 10am to 6pm. Sasha, a 15-year-old aristocrat whose upper- darker aspects, getting about as harrowing as it Sunday is 8am to 3pm. Cost for the workshop is can claim the reward, save her family and crust parents are throwing her a debutante can for a PG-rated film (lots of danger, but $120 per student or $100 for NMWIF members. rescue Oloukine’s reputation as well. Jumping ball. Unlike her snooty friends, Sasha isn’t definitely no cannibalism). For more details go to nmwif.com/nmwif-events/. a train, she heads to the northern coast, interested in the comings and goings of the The American voice cast is perfectly hoping to buy her way on a boat heading past royal court. Years ago her grandfather, a functional. There are no names of any note the Norwegian archipelago of Spitsbergen, Independent’s Day famous explorer, disappeared while trying to among them, and the often exposition-heavy where she believes grandpa and the Davai The ninth annual Santa Fe Independent Film reach the North Pole. Sasha idolized her dialogue comes across as a bit stiff at times. Festival continues from Wednesday, Oct. 19, veered east instead of west. grandfather and remains dedicated to his (The original French is reportedly much more through Sunday, Oct. 23, with scores of features, Sasha has never been on a ship before, but documentaries, shorts, parties and panel memory—even though he vanished along fluid.) But everyone involved gets the job she’s a smart girl and has studied sailing, discussions to choose from. Alongside national and with the Davai , a terribly expensive, state-of done, and things smooth out quite a bit as the navigation and cartography. Once she’s out in international offerings are a few local standouts the art icebreaker. The Czar has offered a 1 action kicks in. such as Paul Ratner’s fringe science documentary the real world, however, it becomes clear that million ruble reward for the location of the In the end what will stick with viewers is The Caveman of Atomic City (Thursday, Oct. 20, her book learning only takes her so far, and 7pm and Sunday, Oct. 23, at 1pm) and Scotty missing ship. And thanks to the timely the icy imagery and the admirable young that she’s quite a bit more spoiled than she Milder’s bleak, black psychodrama Dead Billy discovery of some long-lost papers, Sasha heroine plucky enough to land herself a spot in (Thursday, Oct. 20, at 9pm and Friday, Oct. 21, at thought. In short order, Sasha is stuck in a believes she knows where it wound up. At her a Hayao Miyazaki film. That’s more than 7:15pm). Festival honoree Jay Roach will also be backwater port town, broke and out of options. ball, however, Sasha offends a pompous enough to please Disney-weary adults in the there to screen his films Trumbo (Saturday, Oct. 22, But thanks to her tenaciousness—and the 3:45pm) and Austin Powers: International Man of prince—who happens to be the Czar’s new audience. And with luck, it will inspire a kindness of some strangers—the young gal Mystery (Saturday, Oct. 22, 5:30pm). Screenings minister of science—by suggesting that young viewer or two to search for adventure will take place at a wide variety of venues toughs it out and soon lands a berth on a ship everyone has been looking in the wrong place closer to home than Hogwarts. a throughout Santa Fe. 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TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX End Times “Aftermath” on Syfy population, turning people into blood-crazed BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY killer zombies. Cartoonishly self-reliant Karen does her best to poo-poo talk of the Apocalypse. hen it comes to apocalyptic visions, it’s What’s a little fish rain or flesh-eating bacteria hard to beat those of tangerine-hued to a mom in mirror shades? Meanwhile, Wprophet of doom Donald Trump. everyone else seems to worry more about their According to his 3am Twitter visions we’re on cell phone coverage than about the impending the verge of an American hellscape of invading end of all life on Earth. Muslim jihadists, ruined economies, rape-crazy Despite one teenage daughter’s plan to run Mexicans, conspiracy-stoking media away and join her online boyfriend at college (a manipulators, rigged elections and fat, entirely perfectly reasonable plan when faced with undatable beauty queens. In comparison, the tornadoes and killer zombie hordes), the end-of-the-world scenario laid out in Syfy’s new Copelands family up and hunker down at their series “Aftermath” seems rather quaint—and if farm. Huddling safely near a picture window we’re being honest, a little silly. during a Category 5 hurricane, the Copelands “Aftermath” is, like most stuff on Syfy, a emerge unscathed. Heck, leaves aren’t even cheap Canadian TV series sneaking over the blown off trees as various low-budget natural border and trying to pass itself off as American. disasters attempt to knock off our scrap-happy (Hmm. Maybe Mr. Trump is right.) The brood. Their resolve is broken, however, when a maniacally paced cluster-hump follows the lives supernaturally possessed neighbor (whom of the Copeland family, a patently unrealistic Joshua somehow identifies as a “skinwalker”) clan of random stereotypes living on a farm in flies off into the sky with their daughter. North Pasco, Wash. Mom Karen (Anne Naturally, the remaining Copelands pile into Heche) is a former Air Force pilot with kick-ass their RV and go looking for her, “Walking survival skills (a role Heche has a hard time Dead”-style. It’s a brilliant plan, setting up the selling no matter how hard she wears those inexpensive road-trip momentum of the show’s mirrored sunglasses). Dad Joshua (James first season. Tupper) is a “world cultures” professor who It’s hard to tell if “Aftermath” is trying and drives a hybrid. (Because that’s a totally failing to make fun of its cheesiness or if realistic husband-and-wife pairing.) They’ve everyone involved just gave up as they were got a son (Levi Meaden) and two twin shooting it. Syfy’s equally goofy “Z Nation” at daughters (Julia Sarah Stone and Taylor least has a sense of humor. Nearly every po- Hickson). Life around the Copeland farm is faced character here seems oblivious to the difficult—mostly due to the endless extinction-level destruction unfolding around Classic PerformancesTM . . . Classic Theatre earthquakes, hurricanes and meteor showers them. With just a slight tweak in attitude, this battering it and every other part of the globe. could have been the Naked Gun of Syfy shows. 48 Hour Film Project ™ Also, there are the assorted demonic entities Instead, it’s an overstuffed, underfunded 2016 Horror Films that stop by every once in a while to kidnap mishmash of every apocalyptic scenario Group A p5:30 p.m. pThursday, October 20 family members. Not to mention the Hollywood has ever barfed up. a Group B p7:30 p.m. pThursday, October 20 “feverhead” disease sweeping through the “Aftermath” airs Tuesdays at 8pm on Syfy. Stone Age Climbing Gym to travel across America to not find company that records and analyzes evidence of ghosts. dreams for desperate patients. John Reel Rock 11 p7 p.m. pFriday, October 21 THE WEEK IN “Loosely Exactly Nicole” (MTV 11pm) Gries ( Real Genius, Napoleon Comedienne Nicole Byer stars in this Dynamite , “Lost)” stars. Stephen scripted sitcom, loosely based on her Merchant and John Krasinski—from own life. the British and American versions, Comics in Disguise SLOTH respectively, of “The Office”—serve as SATURDAY 22 executive producers. Steve Martin in Leap of Faith (1992) 2 & 6 p.m. pSaturday, October 22 THURSDAY 20 DC Super Hero Girls: Hero of the Year MONDAY 24 (Cartoon Network 4:45pm) DC’s girl

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OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [21 ] FILM | CAPSULES BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Miss Hokusai closes in on his activities, however, he takes on a state-of-the- gunslingers and outlaws hired to defend a poor, Wild West The life and works of early 19th century Japanese artist and art robotics company as a “legitimate” client. Unfortunately, village from an army of savage thieves. 132 minutes. PG-13. OPENING THIS WEEK ukiyo-e (pictures of the floating world) painter Katsuhika corporate America turns out to be more dangerous than the (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Hokusai are seen through the eyes of his devoted daughter Mob. 128 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Cinema) Katsushika O-Ei. This gorgeously animated Japanese Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century Rio, Above and Below Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) Described as a “not-quite-documentary,” this artfully biography is based on the comic book Sarusuberi by Hinako Masterminds assembled film explores people trying to survive on the Sugiura. Sentimental, sensual and occasionally supernatural, Zach Galifianakis, Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis, Owen Wilson, fringes of today’s pre-apocalyptic society. On the “above” side this artsy look at bohemian Japanese life isn’t exactly a kiddie An Art That Nature Makes: The Work of Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones and Ken Marino are among the of things, we have a woman enrolled in the Mars Desert cartoon. In Japanese with English subtitles. 93 minutes. PG- Rosamond Purcell comic cast of this madcap crime caper directed by Jared Research Station, a remote scientific outpost in Utah training 13. (Opens Friday 10/21 at High Ridge) Acclaimed photographer Rosamond Purcell finds unexpected Hess ( Napoleon Dynamite ). The story centers on an inept people to one day live on Mars. On the “below” side of the beauty in the discarded and decayed. Her pictures of the night guard at an armored car company who somehow equation, there’s a homeless couple bunking down in the Only the Brave natural world—covering everything from a mastodon tooth to organizes a $17 million heist. The story is based (loosely, of flood tunnels of Las Vegas. The film’s other subjects are This sincere war drama is presented by UNM’s Japanese- a hydrocephalic skull—have been featured on the pages of course) on the real-life Loomis Fargo Bank Robbery of 1997. similarly isolated dwellers on the outskirts. 118 minutes. American Student Association. It tells the story of the 100th National Geographic and in more than 20 published books. 94 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) Unrated. (Opens Thursday 10/20 at SUB Theater) Infantry Battalion, a group of second-generation Japanese- Here her mesmerizing, occasionally morbid work gets the Americans who volunteered to fight in World War II—despite documentary treatment. 75 minutes. Unrated. (Guild Cinema) Max Steel Denial the fact that many of their relatives were locked up in Try hard and you might remember this late-’90s G.I. Joe Rachel Weisz stars in this biopic about acclaimed writer and American internment camps. These harsh, historical incidents Blair Witch knock-off toy from Mattel. Try even harder and you might historian Deborah E. Lipstadt, who was forced to provide are revealed mostly in flashbacks as a former soldier Director Adam Wingard ( V/H/S, You’re Next, The Guest ) is recall the animated TV spin-off that ran from 2000 to 2002. historical proof that the Holocaust actually occurred when she struggles with his memories of the war eight years after its behind this “secret” sequel to 1999’s The Blair Witch Project . However, this live-action movie is based on the 2013 Disney was sued for libel by renowned denier David Irving. It’s your end. Writer-director-star Lane Nishikawa will introduce the film After discovering a videotape showing what he believes to be XD reboot of that old series. It stars Ben Winchell (of the basic locked-down courtroom drama. But Weisz is powerful, and participate in a discussion after the free screening. 99 his sister’s experiences in the demonic woods of the Blair Disney series “A.N.T. Farm”) as a teenager who bonds with an and the script (by British playwright David Hare) gives her minutes. R. (Opens Monday 10/24 at SUB Theater) Witch, a young man heads into the forest looking for her. No alien contraption and fights extraterrestrial monsters as the plenty to chew on. 110 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday way is this a good idea. Wingard and longtime screenwriting “Tachyon Unlimited Radiant Bio-Optimized” energy-charged 10/21 at Century 14 Downtown) Ouija: Origin of Evil pal Simon Barrett toy with the concept of a superhero Max Steel. Taylor Lautner was gonna star in this, The scares are amped up in this in-name-only prequel to “reboot/remake/sequel” while messing mercilessly with but he dropped out to appear in the Hasbro-based toy movie Desierto 2014’s bloodless Ouija . In 1967 Los Angeles, a widowed viewers’ brains and unleashing some breathless scares. 89 Stretch Armstrong . (Superior career movie, there, Tay-tay.) 92 Afonso ( Y Tu Mamá Tambien, Children of Men, Gravity ) mother and her two daughters unwittingly invite a demonic minutes. R. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Cuarón’s son directs this low-budget thriller about a racist presence into their home in a misguided attempt to bolster Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) vigilante who hunts down and murders a group of their seance scam business. When the youngest daughter is Deepwater Horizon undocumented Mexican immigrants trying to cross the border possessed by supernatural forces, the family fights to save Mark Wahlberg, Kurt Russell and John Malkovich star in this Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life into America. Gael García Bernal ( The Motorcycle Diaries ) her. Writer-director Mike Flanagan ( Oculus) does a way better gritty, no-nonsense encapsulation of the worst disaster in US This one’s based on the kids’ lit series by James Patterson and Jeffrey Dean Morgan ( Watchmen ) star. 94 minutes. R. job with this old-fashioned frightener than anyone could have oil-drilling history. Director Peter Berg ( Friday Night Lights, (who never met a book series he couldn’t co-author). In it, (Opens Friday 10/21 at Century Rio) reasonably expected. 99 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday Lone Survivor ) knows how to stage crowd-pleasing action. As imaginative teen Rafe Katchadorian (Griffin Gluck from 10/21 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere explosion-filled disaster movies go, it’s stirring. But the film “Private Practice” and “Red Band Society”) grows tired of his Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century Rio, Grande 12 never figures out how to address deeper questions about this school’s obsession with rules. Desperate to shake things up, I’m Not Ashamed Albuquerque IMAX) This “inspiring and powerful” true story is based on the journal environmental disaster and the corporate culture that allowed Rafe and his pals come up with a plan to break every single entries of Rachel Joy Scott, the first student killed in the it to happen. 107 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho rule in the book, leading to ... I don’t know, some kind of Columbine High School shooting of 1999. She’s played here Paolo Soleri: Beyond Form Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Grande 12 teenage libertarian utopia? 92 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho by Masey McLain (who played “young woman” in Christine — AIA Albuquerque presents a free screening of this Albuquerque IMAX) Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) not the one about the demonic car, but the one about documentary about genre- and ground-breaking architect suicidal TV reporter Christine Chubbuck). Evidently Rachel Paolo Soleri. Concentration is, of course, on his futuristic “city” The Girl on the Train Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar loved Jesus a whole lot. Three members of the “Duck Dynasty” of Arcosanti in the desert outside Phoenix. The film’s director Paula Hawkins’ twisty bestseller heads to theaters as a glossy Children family are in the cast! So ... yeah. 112 minutes. PG-13. and producers will be at the screening for a post-film talk and mystery thriller. Emily Blunt stars as an unstable alcoholic Tim Burton directs this fantasy-adventure based on the (Opens Friday 10/21 at Century 14 Downtown) discussion. Tickets are limited and can be picked up at the divorcée who becomes embroiled in a missing persons popular YA novel by Ransom Riggs (who basically took a Guild box office one hour prior to showtime. 80 minutes. investigation that threatens to send shockwaves through her bunch of weird Victorian photographs and made up stories Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (Opens Thursday 10/27 at Guild Cinema) life. Blunt gives it all she’s got, but the confusing, sluggish about them). Eva Green stars as the titular Miss Peregrine, the Tom Cruise’s barely successful 2012 action flick (based on story ties itself into way too many knots. 112 minutes. R. headmistress of a well-hidden home for children with bizarre the crime series by Lee Child) gets a sequel. In it, Jason Porches and Private Eyes (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas powers. Think Harry Potter crossed with the X-Men crossed Bourne—sorry, Jack Reacher must uncover the truth behind a This comedy/mystery tells the story of three women in the Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 with a whole lotta Tim Burton. Asa Butterfield, Samuel L. major government conspiracy in order to clear his name. small town of Brookhaven, Miss., whose gossip circle turns to Albuquerque IMAX) Jackson, Judi Dench, Rupert Everett. Terence Stamp and Cobie Smulders from “How I Met Your Mother” co-stars. 118 amateur detective work when an old man in town disappears. Allison Janney round out the impressive cast. 127 minutes. minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 10/20 at Century 14 Director Travis Mills will be on hand for a post-film Q&A. 90 Hell or High Water PG-13. (Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas minutes. Unrated. (Opens Thursday 10/27 at Guild Cinema) In this modern-day Western, a divorced dad (Chris Pine) and Downtown, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) Albuquerque, Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) his ex-con brother (Ben Foster) become bank robbers in The Shining order to save their family’s farm in West Texas. This sets them No Manches Frida Keeping Up With the Joneses These days some people can’t seem to decide if Stanley on a collision course with dogged, soon-to-retire Texas Ranger A bank robber (Omar Chaparro, Un Gallo Con Muchos A boring suburban couple (Zach Galifianakis, Isla Fisher) get Kubrick’s 1980 take on The Shining is one of the greatest Jeff Bridges. The tropes are familiar, but the cast is loaded Huevos ) recently released from jail goes to recover the loot he embroiled in a little international espionage when they horror movies ever made, or an overly lionized bastardization with charisma and chemistry, and the film moves with the buried years ago. The problem? The site is now covered by a discover that the seemingly perfect new couple next door (Jon of Stephen King’s original novel. The correct answer is “one of speed of a dust storm. The entertaining screenplay comes high school gym! What can our man do—other than come up Hamm, Gal Gadot) are government spies. 105 minutes. PG- the greatest horror movies.” If you agree then you should from Taylor Sheridan, who wrote the equally taut, shot-in-New- with a wacky scheme to pose as a substitute teacher in a 13. (Opens Thursday 10/20 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio definitely check out this digitally restored version, hitting Mexico crime drama Sicario . 102 minutes. R. (Century 14 school full of wild and rebellious teenagers? In Spanish with Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, theaters just in time for Halloween. 146 minutes. R. (Opens Downtown) English subtitles. 100 minutes. PG-13. (Grande 12 Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) Sunday 10/23 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Albuquerque IMAX) Hieronymus Bosch: Touched By the Devil Little Men Time As Money In 2016 the Noordbrabants Museum in the Dutch city of Den Priceless Filmmaker Ira Sachs ( The Delta, Forty Shades of Blue, Keep While lying in a hospital bed after a major heart attack, civil Bosch held a special exhibition devoted to the world of Hell- After his wife dies and he loses custody of his daughter, an the Lights On, Love Is Strange ) co-writes and directs this rights lawyer Edgar Cahn devised a new economic system in bent surrealist Hieronymus Bosch. In preparation for the angry, desperate man accepts a job driving a big rig across family drama about Jake, a 13-year-old whose family moves which people worked in order to contribute labor hours to exhibition, a team of art historians crisscrossed the globe to the country for cash—no questions asked. Eventually, of back to the old Brooklyn homestead after granddad passes local “time banks.” This cashless system of barter, connecting unravel the secrets of his art. Using special infrared cameras, course, he starts asking questions and figures out he’s been away. There Jake befriends Tony, a charismatic young Chilean neighbors to their community, is explored in this economy- for example, they examined the sketches beneath the paint, roped into the dark world of human trafficking. The film stars boy whose single mother runs a dress shop out of the minded documentary. 71 minutes. (Opens Saturday 10/22 giving the most detailed look to date at how this devilish artist musicain Joel Smallbone of the Christian rock band For King building’s downstairs space. But when Jake’s parents decide at Guild Cinema) worked his sinister magic. Part art history, part detective story. & Country and is directed by his brother, Ben Smallbone. It to hike the rent on Tony’s mom, the kids gets sucked into a In English, Dutch, Spanish and Italian with English subtitles. was shot in Albuquerque. 97 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) very adult feud. Greg Kinnear and Jennifer Ehle are among Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween 86 minutes. Unrated. (Guild Cinema) the parental units. 85 minutes. PG. (Opens Friday 10/21 at Tyler Perry writes, directs and stars in (of course he does) this The Secret Life of Pets Guild Cinema) slapstick comedy in which sassy old lady Madea (Perry, in Kevin Hart: What Now? From the makers of the Despicable Me films comes this drag) is forced to spend her Halloween fending off killers, For some reason trailers are trying to sell Kevin Hart’s latest manic, animated comedy about a New York City terrier named Long Way North poltergeists, ghouls and zombies—while keeping a watchful outing as some kind of James Bond-style action movie Max who regularly invites his animal friends to hang out at his Reviewed this issue. 81 minutes. PG. (Opens Friday 10/21 at eye on a group of misbehaving teens. Somewhere Jim Varney, parody, complete with appearances by Halle Berry and Don place while their owners are away at work. Max’s happy life is Guild Cinema) star of Ernest Scared Stupid , is rolling over in his grave. 103 Cheadle. But it’s really just a concert film capturing the interrupted one day, though, when his owner adopts a stray minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 10/20 at Century 14 comedian performing his stand-up act in front of a crowd of mutt whom Max instantly dislikes. The slim story is borrowed Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas 50,000 people at Philadelphia’s Lincoln Financial Field. 96 from any number of Warner Bros. cartoons in which evil Milking the Rhino Albuquerque, Century Rio) minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere The filmmakers describe this as “the first major documentary dogcatchers chase innocent animals around the city. But the Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century Rio, Grande 12 characters are funny and engaging. 90 minutes. PG. (Century to explore wildlife conservation from the perspective of Albuquerque IMAX) people who live with wild animals.” Shot on some of the most Rio) magnificent wildlife preserves in Africa, Milking the Rhino explores the idea of community-based conservation—turning STILL PLAYING The Magnificent Seven Shin Godzilla poachers into preservationists and local people into the What do you know: 1960’s The Magnificent Seven (itself a Toho Studios resurrects Godzilla with this 2016 reboot. The stewards of their own land. Albuquerque BioPark staff will be The Accountant remake of 1954’s Seven Samurai ) gets a remake. Antoine Japanese government is thrown into chaos when a rapidly on hand to discuss their African wildlife conservation Ben Affleck stars in this action thriller as an autistic, OCD- Fuqua ( Training Day, Shooter, The Equalizer ) is behind the mutating, nuclear-powered amphibian rises up from Tokyo programs before and after the film. 85 minutes. (Opens afflicted math savant who cooks the books for various camera. Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent Bay looking to dish out some major destruction. The giant Sunday 10/23 at Guild Cinema) high-dollar criminal clients. When the Treasury Department D’Onofrio and Matt Bomer are among the cowboys, monster action—as in most Godzilla movies—takes a [22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 20-26 , 2016 FILM | CAPSULES backseat to the human drama. But the action that’s there is Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Grande 12 decide if it’s a winking superhero parody, an over-the-top war impressive, and the story—about a low-level cabinet official Albuquerque IMAX) movie, a horror-survival video game or what. 123 minutes. unwittingly tasked with stopping this creature before the U.N. PG-13. (Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) opts to nuke Tokyo—is appropriately tense. Writer-director Suicide Squad Hideaki Anno (“Neon Genesis Evangelion”) offers up this Well, it’s not the oppressive, monotone “grimdark” look of Sully modern, high-tech take on the King of Monsters. Reviewed in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice , but this chaotic action Heroic airplane pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger gets the big v25 i40. 120 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) flick replaces that with a story and tone that is literally all over screen treatment with no less than Tom Hanks taking on the the damn place. This hot mess has the unenviable task of lead role. Clint Eastwood directs (as always) in his clumsy-yet- Storks introducing audiences to a dozen or so unknown characters, competent manner. The film concentrates mostly on the From the studio that gave us The Lego Movie comes this CGI then blending them into a team we’re supposed to root for. aftermath of Sullenberger’s crashlanding in the Hudson River. cartoon about storks—you know, the kind who deliver babies. The gimmick here is that all of our superheroes are actually It’s a likable celebration of humble heroism, but we’re mostly Adam Samberg, Jennifer Aniston, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan supervillains, sprung from prison if they’ll take part in a in it for the crash. 95 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) Peele, Ty Burrell and Danny Trejo are among the bird-based suicidal mission to ... accomplish something or other. Despite voice cast. 89 minutes. PG. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho lots and lots of frantic CG action, this exercise in attitude can’t

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Storks Fri-Wed 11:05am, 1:40, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45; Thu call for Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Fri-Tue 1:20, CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN showtimes 4:10, 7:00, 9:50; Wed-Thu call for showtimes 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# The Magnificent Seven Fri-Wed 12:25, 3:55, 7:15, 10:35; Thu Storks Fri-Tue 12:10; Wed-Thu call for showtimes The Shining Sun 2:00, 7:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 call for showtimes Denial Fri-Sun 10:55am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:45; Mon-Thu Sully Fri-Wed 11:20am, 2:05, 4:50, 7:40, 10:25; Thu call for MOVIES 8 10:55am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:05 showtimes 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 Ouija: Origin of Evil Fri-Sun 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:50, The Secret Life of Pets Fri 1:45, 6:55; Sat 6:55; Sun-Wed The Light Between Oceans Fri-Thu 11:40am, 3:00, 6:20, 9:30 10:30; Mon-Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:10, 7:50 1:45, 6:55; Thu call for showtimes Mechanic: Resurrection Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:10, 4:50, 7:40, I’m Not Ashamed Fri-Sun 11:00am, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, Suicide Squad Fri-Wed 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:15; Thu call for 10:30 10:00; Mon-Thu 11:00am, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15 showtimes Florence Foster Jenkins Fri-Thu 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 10:00 Keeping Up With the Joneses Fri-Sun 11:35am, 2:10, Nine Lives Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:30, 5:00, 7:50, 10:20 4:45, 7:20, 9:55; Mon-Thu 11:35am, 2:10, 4:45, 7:20 COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Finding Dory 3D Fri-Thu 10:10 Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Fri-Sun 12:00, Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 Finding Dory Fri-Thu 11:00, 12:20, 1:50, 3:10, 4:40, 6:00, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20; Mon-Thu 12:00, 2:35, 5:10, 7:30, 8:40 7:45 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Ghostbusters Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:40 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Fri-Sun 11:00am, 1:50, Ice Age: Collision Course Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:00, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 4:40, 7:30, 10:20; Mon-Thu 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30 GRANDE 12 ALBUQUERQUE IMAX Max Steel Fri-Thu 11:25am 3810 Las Estancias SW • Kevin Hart: What Now? Fri-Sun 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:55, MOVIES WEST 10:40; Mon-Thu 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:55 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back—An IMAX Experience Fri-Wed 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 The Accountant Fri-Sun 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 10:25; Mon- 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50; Thu 1:00, 4:00 Thu 1:25, 4:25, 7:25 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:20, 6:30, 9:20 The Light Between Oceans Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:45, 6:50, 9:55 The Girl on the Train Fri-Sun 11:10am, 1:55, 4:45, 7:35, Ouija: Origin of Evil Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 8:00, Mechanic: Resurrection Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:00, 4:40, 7:30, 10:15; Mon-Thu 11:10am, 1:55, 4:45, 7:35 9:30, 10:30 10:25 Deepwater Horizon Fri-Sun 2:05, 4:50, 7:40, 10:35; Keeping Up With the Joneses Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:00, 4:30, Florence Foster Jenkins Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:50, 6:40, 9:40 Mon-Thu 2:05, 4:50, 7:40 7:15, 9:45 Nine Lives Fri-Thu 11:10am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:20, 10:00 Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Fri-Sun Max Steel Fri-Thu 11:30am Finding Dory 3D Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:30, 5:30, 8:30 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:05; Mon-Thu 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 Kevin Hart: What Now? 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Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 9:00 Shin Godzilla Sat 12:00 Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Fri-Thu 11:00am, Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Fri-Sat 11:30am, 1:10, 2:00, 4:55, 7:50, 10:35 GUILD CINEMA The Accountant Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:30, 5:50, 9:10 2:40, 4:20, 5:50, 7:30, 8:55, 10:40, 12:01am; Sun-Thu 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 11:30am, 1:10, 2:40, 4:20, 5:50, 7:30, 8:55, 10:40 Kevin Hart: What Now? Fri-Thu 11:15am, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Fri-Thu 11:00am, Long Way North Fri-Mon 4:30, 8:30 10:15 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:40 Little Men Fri-Mon 6:30 Max Steel Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:35, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20 Keeping Up With the Joneses Fri-Thu 11:05am, 2:00, Time As Money Sat 1:00 The Girl on the Train Fri-Thu 11:00am, 2:00, 4:55, 7:50, 4:55, 7:50, 10:45 Milking the Rhino Sun 1:00 10:40 Ouija: Origin of Evil Fri-Sat 11:15am, 12:40, 2:05, 3:30, Hieronymus Bosch: Touched By the Devil Tue-Wed 4:30, 8:15 Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life Fri-Wed 12:20, 4:55, 6:20 7:45, 9:10, 10:35, 11:55; Sun-Thu An Art That Nature Makes: The Work of Rosamond Purcell 2:55, 5:30, 8:05; Thu 12:20, 2:55 11:15am, 12:40, 2:05, 3:30, 4:55, 6:20 7:45, 9:10, Tue-Wed 6:30 Deepwater Horizon Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:20, 6:20, 9:15 10:35 Porches and Private Eyes Thu 4:30, 9:15 Miss Perigrine’s Home for Peculiar Children 3D Fri-Thu Desierto Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:10, 5:00, 7:35, 10:15 Paolo Soleri: Beyond Form Thu 7:00 12:20, 6:40 Blair Witch Fri-Wed 11:55am, 2:35, 5:15, 7:55, 10:30; Miss Perigrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Fri-Thu Thu call for showtimes 11:00am, 2:10, 3:30, 5:20, 8:30, 9:50 Priceless Fri-Thu 11:00am 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 10:00; HIGH RIDGE The Magnificent Seven Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:35, 6:50, 10:05 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 Max Steel Fri 11:10am, 4:20, 9:30; Sat 4:20, 9:30; Sun- Storks 3D Fri-Thu 2:55, 7:50 Storks Fri-Thu 12:20, 5:20, 10:25 Wed 11:10am, 4:20, 9:30; Thu call for showtimes Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 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MUSIC | ShoW Up For You, Who ve Been Traveling So Long Four concerts that would still be alright BY AUGUST MARCH ensemble of pl’ayers including guitarists Dan Little Bobby Tucker and Shoulder Voices influencing the listeners in a positive way.” Colasanto and Kaleb Thibeau as well as doing a damn fine David Bowie knockoff, Support for this vision of urban loveliness will drummer Andrew Garcia. The result has been Lady Uranium as the Cocteau Twins and be provided by up and coming harbingers of h, the sisters of mercy, they are not a style of rock that is reflective Clark Andrew Libbey donning hip-hop The SEVENth , Khali Sol , Kemist departed or gone/ They were waiting for of the dudes’ inland roots spiced black eye shadow in the and DJ Oneder. This all-ages (13+) manifesto Cam Smith of Hotel Books Ome when I thought that I just can’t go on/ up with knowing nods to emo manner of Robert Smith— of hope and hell-raising begins at 8pm and can COURTESY IN VOGUE RECORDS And they brought me their comfort and later and ambient post-hardcore. enough said). Tickets for a be yours for a measly seven Washingtons. they brought me this song/ Oh, I hope you run Terming themselves an “art Saturday night vision of into them, you who’ve been traveling so long collective” Hotel Books is superb simulacra and … If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off Monday touring with the vasty verisimilitude Add to your sense of wonder here on Earth and condemn/ They will bind you with love support of cost but five bones among the living by checking out the that is graceful and green as a stem.—“Sisters Portlandia’s post- in advance and multinational, Arizona-dwelling band of of Mercy,” by Leonard Cohen prog pop- eight at the door. brothers known as Kongos when the quartet punksters The 21+ action appears Monday, Oct. 24, at the Historic El Well, Dylan may have gotten the Icarus the gets going at Rey Theatre (622 Central SW). Sons of the permanent attention of the Nobel Owl . The 8pm. prodigious and popular South African Committee, but when my old dog Mookie Countdown , troubadour John Kongos, his progeny produce died last Friday (a month ahead of her 18th Witless and a sound that infuses accordion, slide guitar and birthday) I didn’t turn to “Desolation Row” or Sunday Examiner After that, Indigenous polyrhythms with a rocanrol beat “Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands” for comfort, open the listeners are that is both danceable and expansive. While but rather to the hopeful, albeit self- night’s invited to some critics have lauded their technique and consciously calculated delivery of Bobby’s sublimely self- camp out at output as reminiscent of heavy-hitters like Canadian counterpart. Serenely stoical, loathing song- aforementioned Pink Floyd and U2, I like to think of their Cohen’s songs gave me the nerve I needed to fest. It’s an all- Launchpad (618 production in a non-derivative sense: “Take It bring you these songs. I’ve been traveling the ages show that costs Central SW)—JK, From Me,” from their latest recording rocanrol road for a long time and now I am ready 10 bucks for access; it Joe—for Sunday Egomaniac , is brimming with jazzy instrumental to resume , I thought to myself a few days after begins at 7pm and get night’s performance by asides, blistering percussion, assured, techno- Mookie passed away. So, follow along as I this: The tears you cry will rapper extraordinaire savvy vocals and incisive lyrics. Plus, the dudes plumb the depths for meaning amongst the be totally free. Waldo . He’ll be there on Oct. 23, in the band seem like rock stars, long hair, venues of this gloriously living town. Oh, and as part of the Be Ever Wonderful Tour, for shaggy beards and all (they kinda look like if you see a ghost dog following me into a a show that promises to bring to fruition the Steely Dan did in ’73, and two of the brothers show, it’s okay; she likes pizza and there’s Saturday Things will be just a tad more festive, one power of popular music so mournfully lacking studied the jazz music at ASU, if that helps probably a food truck Downtown that can hopes, on Saturday night, Oct. 22, when in much rocanrol these days. Waldo you visualize their musical mojo). Tickets for help out with that. Launchpad (618 Central SW) welcomes the demonstrates his growing mastery of the genre Kongos in concert cost $23. Welsh dream Night of the Living Cover Bands. And who on work such as the recording poppers The Joy Formidable open, the hell doesn’t want to hear some of Pick Your Own Poison . which is cool, given the Friday Burque’s best bang out heroically Tuneage like “Scars” overarching theme of Hotel Books, the project of recognizable tunes? Even in and “Pray For Me” this week’s column—I Californio Cam Smith, my current state of grief demonstrate an still think their has a big, bad—and and shocked disbelief affinity for best tune is “My some would say at the fragility of fellow Beerdrunk Soul faith-based—gig life on Earth, I’m, Midwest Is Sadder than at the Co-Op like, totally marvels like a Hundred (415 Central psyched. For Kid Cudi Dead NW) on instance, who and Christmas Friday, Oct can resist the Eminem, Trees.” 21. Originally fun implicit blending Anywho, a spoken- in watching an R&B the gig’s for word heavy psych- basis and all ages and performer superheroes complex, commences who made his SuperGiant inside-the- at 8:30pm. bread and performing as line rhymes Oh, one butter being Twisted Sister, with a more thing brave in The Big Spank affirmative before I toddle Porterville, Paso paying homage to outlook the artist off to concert Robles and the Al Hurricane, or says is a result of land: This week’s legendary Lodi in Anesthesia aping saying positive things, column is dedicated to Califas, Smith became Metallica? Sorry Güero “especially with how the Mookie, a dog who lived Hotel Books with the addition adds cultural cache to such sonic world is today man. You know and died bravely beneath the of guitarist Matthew Walker in The Joy Formidable indulgences by literally they trying to scare us with bright skies of Burque. Rock on, 2011. After much regional COURTESY OF THE ARTIST Waldo becoming Cypress Hill, live and diseases and war and it’s just COURTESY OF THE ARTIST Mook! a success, Hotel Books officially on stage, while Votives do their like you need sunshine every became a band when Walker utmost to come off as American Football. once in awhile. You need to moved on and Jordan Leal of the emo band (Note: the previous night, Friday, Oct. 21, hear something that just makes you feel good Papertowns. joined in. But the band really Low Spirits (2823 Second Street NW) as a human being, man. So I took that as a grew in popularity in the presence of a full features a similar conceit and theme, with personal responsibility to make sure that I’m OCTOBER 20-26, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] THE WDEARednesday OCT 19 HUNTER7:00pm Doors EISLEY + GAVIN CASTLETON Thursday OCT 20 8:00pm Doors RK SLOANE MEMORIAL SHOW I'M BROKEN (PANTERA TRIBUTE BAND) PRINCE OF DARKNESS (OZZY OSBOURNE TRIBUTE BAND) SONS OF ICARUS (IRON MAIDEN TRIBUTE BAND) FULL BLAST! (METALLICA TRIBUTE BAND) Friday OCT 21 8:00pm Doors WE STAND WITH STANDING ROCK BENEFIT SHOW INNASTATE + THE RIDDIMS DEFINITION RARE + CLARA NATONABAH LYLA JUNE JOHNSON + K. BENALLY + LETSJUSB Saturday OCT 22 8:00pm Doors NIGHT OF THE LIVING COVER BANDS! 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MUSIC LAUNCHPAD We Stand With Standing Rock Benefit • InnaState • SUNDAY OCT 23 rock • The Riddims • roots, reggae • Definition Rare • Clara Natonabah • Lyla June Johnson • K. Benally & LetsJusB • LetsJusB • BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Angwish • Typical Hairless Ape • Cubscout • CALENDAR 8pm • $5 • See Event Horizon The Whiskey Priest • indie, folk • 9pm • FREE MARBLE BREWERY Drastic Andrew Band • progressive rock • Gabe CANTEEN BREWHOUSE The Tumbleweeds • Western swing, honky Tafoya • acoustic rock • 8pm • FREE tonk • 4pm THURSDAY OCT 20 MARBLE BREWERY HEIGHTS TAP ROOM Todd Tijerina • blues, CITIES OF GOLD HOTEL & CASINO , Santa Fe Baile Dominguero • cumbia, reggaeton • 9pm • FREE THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Chris Ravin • roots rock • 8pm • FREE variety • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Todd Tijerina • blues, THE DECK AT THE MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid The Barbed Wires • soul, blues • 3pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Soul Sessions • DJ East • techno, trance, roots rock • 8pm • FREE drum and bass • Leonard Marion • Raiden Integra • hip hop, EDM • MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Dirty Brown Jug Band • country, blue - FREIGHT HOUSE KITCHEN + TAP , Bernalillo Todd Tijerina • blues, Deep Roots • 9pm • FREE grass • 1pm • FREE rock • 11:30am • FREE • ALL -AGES! DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE Cold Shoulder • hardcore, punk • Fear MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Don Allen • country, acoustic • 1:30pm • LAUNCHPAD Waldo • hip hop, rap • The Seventh • Khali Sol • Kemist • Those Within • Patema • 7pm • $8 • ALL -AGES! Dangerous Curvz • classic rock • 6pm • FREE DJ OneDer • 8pm • See “Show Up!” EFFEX Phenox • EBM, synthpop, industrial, goth • 8pm • FREE THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Twist And Shout • Beatles tribute • LOW SPIRITS The Delta Bombers • rockabilly • 8pm THE JAM SPOT Mariner • indie • Hazing September Stories • End 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! 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Formidable • 8:30pm • See “Show Up!” $7 STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo DJ Andy Gil • EDM, hip-hop • THE JAM SPOT Dead Ship • Kairos • metalcore • Cast in Your Shadow • MARBLE BREWERY Lilah Rose • pop, electronic • 7pm • FREE 9pm • 0 -$10 ambient, progressive metal • Acacia One • 6pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! 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Songwriter Above-Average Open Mic • 7pm • 7pm • FREE FREE country, variety • 4:30pm • Noe Licon • rock, pop, blues • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! TUESDAY OCT 25 FRIDAY OCT 21 BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Weedrat • post-punk • Nite Kidz • Lilith • shoegaze • Cat Teeth • 9pm • FREE BANDIDO HIDEOUT DJ DraZtiK • Karaoke • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Still Closed for Repairs band • Americana, indie, folk • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! CARAVAN EAST Triple Shot & Bandalegre • country, Spanish, variety • THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Open Mic • 5pm • $7 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! THE BRIDGE AT SANTA FE BREWING , Santa Fe Let It Grow • Grateful Dead Tribute • Pink Freud • jazz, trance, nu-jazz • 6:30pm CITIES OF GOLD HOTEL & CASINO , Santa Fe Draztik • Karaoke • BLU PHOENIX VENUE The Last Ten Seconds Of Life • rock • Traitors • 9pm • FREE deathcore • Spite • black metal • 6pm • ALL -AGES! 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HOTEL ANDALUZ Alex Maryol • blues, acoustic • 7pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD Night Of The Living Cover Bands • SuperGiant • The THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Ivan Rane • fingerstyle guitar • 7pm THE JAM SPOT Spunky Killa • rap, hip-hop • Izzo • rap • Ill V • Coma Recovery • Crime Lab • The Big Spank • 8pm • $5 -$8 • See Monstrawsity • Immortal Assasains • Acetone Boogie • 7pm • $5 • “Show Up!” SUNSHINE THEATER Reel Big Fish • ska, punk • PPL MVR • Stacked ALL -AGES! 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DON’T WORRY! do you like the word “ravenous” better? I have a feeling, this truth five times: “I have learned all I can from my Billboard deadline has been extended to FRIDAY at 3pm. based on the astrological omens, that you will be extra pain, and therefore no longer need its reminders. Call 346-0660 super eager to consume vast quantities of just about Goodbye, pain.” On the three days after that, say these everything: food, information, beauty, sensory words, even if you can’t bring yourself to mean them stimulation, novelty, pleasure and who knows what else. with complete sincerity: “I forgive everybody of But please keep this in mind: Your hunger could be a everything.” torment or it could be a gift. Which way it goes may depend on your determination to actually enjoy what SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For the foreseeable you devour. In other words, don’t get so enchanted by future, you possess the following powers: to make the hypnotic power of your longing that you neglect to sensible that which has been unintelligible, to find exult in the gratification when your longing is satisfied. amusement in situations that had been tedious, to create fertile meaning where before there had been GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When the wind blows at 10 sterile chaos. Congratulations, Sagittarius! You are a miles per hour, a windmill generates 8 times more power first-class transformer. But that’s not all. I suspect you than when the breeze is 5 miles per hour. Judging from will also have the ability to distract people from concerns the astrological omens, I suspect there will be a similar that aren’t important, to deepen any quest that has been principle at work in your life during the coming weeks. A too superficial or careless to succeed, and to ask the modest increase in effort and intensity will make a huge good questions that will render the bad questions difference in the results you produce. Are you willing to irrelevant. push yourself a bit beyond your comfort level in order to harvest a wave of abundance? CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the past 11 months, did you ever withhold your love on purpose? Have there CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cuthbert Collingwood been times when you “punished” those you cared about (1748-1810) had a distinguished career as an admiral in by acting cold and aloof? Can you remember a few the British navy, leading the sailors under his command occasions when you could have been more generous or to numerous wartime victories. He was also a good- compassionate, but chose not to be? If you answered natured softie whose men regarded him as generous yes to any of those questions, the next three weeks will and kind. Between battles, while enjoying his downtime, be an excellent time to atone. You’re in a phase of your he hiked through the English countryside carrying astrological cycle when you can reap maximum benefit acorns, which he planted here and there so the “Navy from correcting stingy mistakes. I suggest that you make would never want for oaks to build the fighting ships gleeful efforts to express your most charitable impulses. upon which the country’s safety depended.” (Quoted in Be a tower of bountiful power. Life in Nelson’s Navy , by Dudley Pope.) I propose that we make him your role model for the coming weeks. May AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 1415, a smaller his example inspire you to be both an effective warrior English army defeated French forces at the Battle of and a tender soul who takes practical actions to plan for Agincourt in northern France. Essential to England’s the future. victory were its 7,000 longbowmen—archers who shot big arrows using bows that were six feet long. So fast LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Eighteenth-century musician and skilled were these warriors that they typically had Giuseppe Tartini has been called “the godfather of three arrows flying through the air at any one time. modern violin playing.” He was also an innovative That’s the kind of high-powered proficiency I composer who specialized in poignant and poetic recommend that you summon during your upcoming melodies. One of his most famous works is the “Sonata campaign. If you need more training to reach that level in G Minor,” also known as the “Devil’s Trill.” Tartini said of effectiveness, get it immediately. it was inspired by a dream in which he made a pact with the Devil to provide him with new material. The Infernal PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Let’s imagine your life as a One picked up a violin and played the amazing piece that novel. The most recent chapter, which you’ll soon be Tartini transcribed when he woke up. Here’s the lesson drawing to a close, might be called “The Redemption of for you: He didn’t actually sell his soul to the Devil. Loneliness.” Other apt titles: “Intimacy with the Holy Simply engaging in this rebellious, taboo act in the realm Darkness” or “The Superpower of Surrender” or “The of fantasy had the alchemical effect of unleashing a End Is Secretly the Beginning.” Soon you will start a burst of creative energy. Try it! new chapter, which I’ve tentatively dubbed “Escape from Escapism,” or perhaps “Liberation from False VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The planets have aligned in Concepts of Freedom” or “Where the Wild Things Are.” a curious pattern. I interpret it as meaning that you have And the expansive adventures of this next phase will cosmic permission to indulge in more self-interest and have been made possible by the sweet-and-sour self-seeking than usual. 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