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Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 26 Number 10 Thursday, October 31,1985

STCC dissatisfied with Task force

Andrea Cole forced by "It a smoke screen," he like see least two student housing moves would sets up to at saying merely

that the division "For — of of student be 'an inconvenience" said, adding gives representatives. proper rep- Range types ' to students, Students Commun- of the be and that of hous- Together on the impression that all interest resentation two groups to housing plenty off-campus

Concerns, the in the decision mak- affected the task force — Impact of boarding houses on: now exists. ity university/ groups are on most by ing student when 1. residents Certosimo college coalition, is un- ing, in reality, all the real (students and community), there adjacent does not want to see

with the of the Water- is in the committee. should be he said. 2. values the bylaw enforced. He that happy set-up power steering two at least," property says loo task force student will be 3. school enrolment under on housing. The steering committee sets the The working committee elementary section 15 of the Canadian "We're 4. of not satisfied at all," said tone of the study, and consists of larger, and will bring together all parking Charter Rights, it is discrimina-

Wilfrid Laurier interest for their of 5. condition of and income. University Stu- one student representative, one com- groups points property tory to age dents' Union president Matt Certo- munity representative, three alder- view. 6. policies encouraging families "They (students) will be victim- simo. He the division of the the both The task force will be to live in core he that the says men, mayor, university looking ised," said, adding Transit services will the issue of student — STCC stand task force into two committees, a presidents or their representatives, into six areas of behind any stu-

— Behaviour dent steering and a working committee, and the city's chief executive plan- housing: off-campus caught between a rock and a is "a used officer. — Enforcement hard He mentioned traditional ploy by mun- ning practices place. also that demand for student "it will have icipal governments." Certosimo said the STCC would — Supply and effect on people who

The study will take eight to live in those houses because they twelve months to complete. can't afford anything else."

Waterloo mayor Marjorie Car- "If they (city council) realized

roll said that the city will be crack- the short-sightedness of this law,

ing down on violators of the oc- they'd change it quickly," he said. which states that "The that cupancy bylaw only people saying mov- five unrelated would only people may ing simply be inconvenient house. occupy one are the ones who won't have to

According to the Waterloo move."

Chronicle, alderman John Shor- Laurier's director of housing and treed is concerned that immediate residence halls, Mike Belanger,

enforcement of the bylaw will make does not anticipate that the enforce- victims" "innocent of but ment of the will students, bylaw cause a great Mayor Carroll said that the city deal of trouble.

would students find other liv- "1 if it's help suppose uniformly en- ing arrangements. forced it could potentially dislodge

In an interview with the Cord a number of students," he said, but Weekly, Mayor Carroll said that added that it is substantially easier students the city's attempt to help to find accommodation at this time

relocate would take the form of of than it is the year at beginning. It "information where available will as to become even easier as the year be." She stressed space might that progresses, he stated. the city wanted "to allow sufficient

in whole that Ihe STCC is the time (their) process so pleased at

(students) would be broad of the "It they not put in scope task force.

a hardship situation." shows evidence of student impact," It "not is at all" the city's intent to said Certosimo. "We said, 'look at

students made into she the whole and see victims, issue' — they are."

said. The task force has been allowed

of University Waterloo's hous- a $2500 budget to cover the costs ing director, Ron Eydt, down- of meetings, printing, and adver-

played Shortreed's statement by tising.

Nixon's budget delights Sorbara

not of this "under discus- year. mean a defeat the budget, or The total TORONTO — Ontario treasurer for fund are government expenditure He said the must all be force election Robert Nixon unveiled his first bud- sion." measures a provincial as in on post-secondary education will voted because of the said. on separately previous years, Nixon rise from an estimated $1795.5 get Thursday, and minister of col- The four percent operating bud- Liberal sit The minority government budget proposals are for the million in 1985-86 to $1939 leges and universities Greg Sor- get increase will not cover the rate mil- A 1986 uation. defeat on item does April to April 1987 lion in bara said he is "delighted" with of inflation, which Nixon predicted any year. 1986-87.

post-secondary funding initiatives. at 4.4 percent. announced four Nixon a percent said increase in operating grants, an Sorbara the difference was Watch lawn Scoring explosion Inside your $80 million excellence fund, a $ 10 minor. "The $80 million excellence the real transfer million increase for OSAP, and a fund makes ol The hockey team for four No more or erupted percent tuition hike. funds (an) eight percent (in- overgrown grass eleven for the second time crapped-out cars unless goals The $80 million excellence fund crease)," he said. you in as weeks includes want to hear from many on Saturday. a $50 million university Of the $ 16.5 million for colleges your friendly The scariest Laurier downed Brock 11-3. excellence million neighborhood Stand- fund announced by Sor- in the excellence fund, $10 story Property

bara. for and ards Officer. For a look at new is new capital expenditures, of all page 22 rules Of the $80 million fund, $63.5 $6.5 million is an increase to the

million will see 3 go to universities. Fifty annual $8.5 million repair and ren- page This Hallowe'en, curl with million up dollars are earmarked for ovation allotment. this week's feature on the nuc- F-ball Hawks initiatives in research, faculty re- jump lear arms race and find out the newal and The included other upgrading initiat- budget a promise Aaaaah-woooooo!!!! real motivations behind U.S ives in the excellence fund. to fund the University of Waterloo The football Hawks to weapon stockpiles. jumped The annual Computer Research al- repair and renova- Facility, second in 12 It's place the national tion page a scary quiz, kids! Try not to of $10.5 million will be though Sorbara refused to budget specu- Last be rankings. week the Hawks boosted frightened or nauseated by to $20 million. The re- late on the cost of this endeavour. were ranked fourth. our special Hallowe'en treat. maining $4 million of the $63.5 Nixon also guaranteed a min- page 19 16 million will be of four page for new capital expend- imum percent operating for itures. Sorbara said the priorities budget increase the 1987-88 2 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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Budget reactions: the critics speak

than it was in previous years," but Bruce "It's and the Commission said short-term by Arculus a band-aid approach when Bovey some patchwork. Infla- noted that the increase of operating both colleges and universities need will be and the a body cast is needed," said OFS tion 4.4 percent, four percent doesn't cover the inflat- over $90 million each." four regional representative Matt percent increase means an ion rate of 4.4 WLU percent. Certosimo. "There OFS criticized the budget for not overall reduction in the level of are some pos- itive signs, but it's rather dis- addressing college issues, and the payment. lack of what this a tuition ceiling. Certosimo "The implications of funding be- OFS appointing against party "Disappointing" was how said students will promised." were being "nickled low the rate of inflation cause Wilfrid Laurier University pres- and dimed' with ancilliary and severe problems," Rae said. The Ontario Federation of Certosimo said the Liberals have ident Dr. John Weir termed the incidental fees. Students (OFS) has dismissed the given less to the than the Liberal budget's post-secondary fund- system OFS said the million $80 ex- noted that the Rae Liberals prom- ing measures. cellence fund was not enough, and ised to provide the level of funding "It doesn't seem a whole new noted it is only a "one-shot deal." suggested by the Bovey Commis- live look. It doesn't quite up to what Certosimo said he hopes the sion while in opposition. they promised. They were prom- eight percent OSAP increase is The Bovey Commission recom- some substantial measures," ising used for grants, not loans. "The mended last January that close to said Weir. government could be saved in admin- $150 million be injected into the Weir said the excellence fund istration if grants were issued in- system. will not be distributed under the stead of loans." Opposition leader Frank Miller same formula applied to operating lambasted the Liberals for break- grants, and the amount will make NDP ing $642 million worth of prom- "little difference." about ises. He had little to say post- "We can get by on it, and we levels. "Is it TORONTO — New Democratic secondary funding probably will," said Weir. Tories did. "It five Liberal post-secondary funding ini- was a percent Party leader Bob Rae indicated enough? Well, the recipients would Weir said the amount given to short increase last and this it's tiatives as "ill-defined, term, year, year how no. A lot depends on Thursday that his party will sup- say tight education is "better Skolnick post-secondary and a breach of trust." four percent. The Report the Liberal the controls are on spending within port minority govern- ment's first budget. the schools."

"The budget rates a C-minus," Miller, former treasurer under

said Rae. Tory premier Bill Davis, told report- "I it The NDP attempted to take ers, couldn't figure (post-

out when I Waterloo sets standards credit for initiatives they feel are secondary funding) was in office." worthy. "Without the agreement of and signed last spring, this government Minister colleges universi- law." It was a and a ings." The by-law also ensures that by Audrey Ramsay composition would be all dressed with ties Sorbara said he was up no Greg be taken comparison of various other by- action can quickly. with the "Absol- place to go. If it were not for delighted budget. admits that few A property standards by-law, laws in surrounding municipalities. Deyman very fantastic. And there will be reforms the NDP insisted on the utely ... passed by the of A discussion was produced people are taken to court for an recently City paper Liberal's budget would be worthy more to come in future budgets," various infraction of the because Waterloo, may be a help to both and circulated to assoc- by-law of he said. a Tory government.'' students and residents. iations which were interested in the they usually heed warnings. The indi- Rae said the Liberals have to do Sorbara said the budget standards It is Rob Deyman, municipal city plan- property by-law. was most important thing trying to about "the commitment of this more post-secondary fund- cates gov- students' to contact ner, that the Property Stan- sent to associations, help landlords programs says ing. "They have to think of the ernment to ensuring the viability of that them dards became an issue social planning, legal services and or organizations can help By-law long-term problem, rather than post-secondary education." become effective. This when the municipality was invest- others. cost stated, igating the CAPE (Commercial In December 1984, a public "warning system," Deyman be Area Improvement Program). Unfor- meeting was held for people to air can a good thing — especially for minor landowners. It tunately, the Kitchener-Waterloo their grievances. Deyman con- may help

been lot of them to save the area was not eligible because they tends that there had "a money in long run. Is an issue? win-win autonomy lacked in- "It would be a situation on these by-laws. reaction. Many were pleased, both sides." The by-laws outline standards cluding students.'' Others,in- small for the maintenance of property cluding a group of landlords,

There is, of course, the problem both internally and felt it was too restrictive. These Liz Jefferson externally. by and the board members involved that absentee taken and landlords, in order to Dilapidated buildings have to be comments were com- will be discussing the work done in within the confines of the said to keep by- renovated; debris and wreckage piled, Deyman, "synthesize Although for WLU the autonomy commissions. "We'll be meet- law, will hire to do the should not in them to reach someone accumulate the yards; new objectives." Student Publications was raised at as I've ing a group. been able to maintenance. This trans- bushes should be The new was aspect may etc. cut by-law presented a recent WLUSU board of direc- grass, gather that they're concerned with late into increased rents. and in reasonable the latest council Accord- Deyman kept a condition; at meeting. tors as a meeting possible voting the pace." it "will said, (the landlords) have rodents and bugs should be exter- ing to Deyman, get you "They issue at the general meeting of the

exterior walls should be where want to but it does the choice of rent. There are minated; you go, raising corporation, it is unlikely that Stu- A working agreement for auto- feel have lot of frills — it for control maintained wind and not a so we ceilings rent ... People last against dent Publications would consider nomy was drafted early sum-

weather erosion. won't be onerous." could live in substandard condi- feasible this it autonomy a plan for mer, but was never passed by the but students What it all boils down is that This new by-law did not tions for cheap rent board of to please year. Student Publications. The each has either. Some felt that the have said want to live in afford- person a responsiblity. everyone they The issue of autonomy has been board wanted to emphasize the fact

"Landlords have to aesthetic had been cut too able but safe houses." a responsiblity aspect rising in profile for the last two that the commissions were formed

When the was substandard much but at least the by-law does by-law presented it entails with the intent of repair property; years; a more complete doing a feasibility existed to council the students predicted students have to make sure address problems that pro- prior separation of Student Publications study, as well as covering ground- that it was in their best interest to is made substandard to its such as un- perty not by inauguration, from the Wilfrid Laurier University work (such as revamping outdated the well-maintained their actions," said kempt lawns, etc. In the keep place so Deyman. past, Students' Union. The present Stu- bylaws and policies) that needed to that landlords will continue Enforcement of this will students or other tenants had to renting be by-law dents' Union fee that students pay covered at some point anyway. to students. This does a basis. The refer the Landlord-Tenant Act. by-law not operate on complaint to with their tuition would be split into "Matt assumed from the beginning address the supply of standards officer is to be This act dealt primarily with new housing. But, property two separate amounts; for exam- that we were going to become assistance and there Deyman says,"I think the con- of to both parties. If the buildings, was no legis- ple, of this year's $55, approxi- autonomous," said Kurtz. dition of will be improved. complaint is it be lation to address their areas of housing legitimate should mately $45 would be kept by "Student Pubs is not going to We are addressing supply with the able to be resolved. concern. WLUSU. The remainder rush into she said. would go autonomy," "It Student Housing Task Force." Deyman states that the The new by-law, Deyman said, original directly to Student Publications. means a lot more than getting $10 it by-law had been a "cadillac by- is "retroactive; covers all build- Matt WLUSU president Certo- from each student — it means find-

simo mentioned student autonomy ing out how to deal with it." The board of as a possible issue in the upcoming Student Publications is

general meeting in an attempt to be discussing the possibility of hiring a

a "catalyst" to the full-time business at Convocation speed up pro- manager and adver- "I don't believe in uni- Hurtig speaks cess. acting tising manager. laterally," he said. "I do believe in Kurtz stressed the fact that the and direction. students would be standing up setting a not losing any- by Andrea Cole free trade with the Canada's 118 agreement years, we have I felt that Student Publications auto- thing because of autonomy, since

United States. built a in Student up sane, tolerant, peaceful nomy was a slow-paced ap- Publications gets a fixed Fall Convocation was well "We... are asked to and rational "Be careful and that the being sign society. proach students would amount of money from WLUSU attended last The an which would be a we do not the in- like to have those issues dealt fees Sunday. agreement bargain away every year. The only differ- Kitchener Memorial Auditorium total departure from valuable values anything we credibly that we with." ence would be the direct levying of

was the scene of the formal cere- have done," he said. He have created still went on ... we are a The change involves extensive Student Publications fees. "Jack- the mony which crowned the to describe of a which is in the of grad- consequences country process restructuring of existing Student ing up the student fee is not right. uates' in years of study their bi-lateral trade agreement: becoming. In such an Publications' and The is it agreement, policies bylaws. money rightfully ours; chosen fields. "Canadian businessmen would be we would abandon our most im- the the should be transferred to During summer, board of us and we asked to — should compete eyeball to eye- portant asset our ability to Student Publications, headed by be in control of it," she said. ball level Walter Hachborn, president on a playing field (with decide our own future." president Lynn Kurtz, formed four Wilfrid Laurier University Stu-

of Home Hardware Stores Ltd., U.S. businessmen)... and our commissions dent Publications tax to study various as- publishes the

and Mel of the rates for Canadian businesses Hurtig, publisher The Convocation proceeded pects of autonomy: bylaws, Cord Weekly, Keystone Year- Canadian Encyclopedia, were must be equal to the. U.S." A with little finance, Cord and book, W.L.U.-er Student Hand- incident, except for the constitution,

both awarded doctors situation such as this would honorary mean usual cheering sections of proud WLUSU-WLUSP agreement. book & Student Directory, Wall of law Hurtig the that benefits such as medicare Four members of the WLUSU Calendar and Pocket Planner. degrees. gave parents and friends. Only a

convocation address. would not be paid the board in by em- university can create an atmo- are participating the com- WLUSP also operates two ser-

Described as a fervent ployer, and Canadians would end sphere of quiet academia, and this missions. vices: Looton posters and UT & T

stressed the more. nationalist, Hurtig up paying convocation was Certosimo, who is one of the (University Typesetting and Trans- certainly no excep- in danger of becoming involved a Hurtig says he believes that in tion. commission members, said that he parencies). 4 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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WLU twinned with African school

awardedwhen donations Bowman school students." Kaake motional the will be a film festival, prizes are by Christine high campaign on subject, holding of three dollars the and a drama and international food or more are given. credits the success of program a tentatively scheduled pub, an Nosalik. He Like Baker, Wilson is "confident Students from Wilfrid Laurier to the fact that, "We know where trip to Florida," said Caravan. that in is it is "It doesn't included Mr. we will surpass our original University and every high school the project going, concrete." believes that, matter Other speakers it will be activities goal of raising $2067 for the Waterloo have in a where the is Baker, student Region joined Peter Nosalik, fundraising co- money going, Murray today director Heights Colle- project." project called Youth for Develop- ordinator, outlined the various act- supported because students at Forest

WUSC was formed in Toronto aware of the Baker the en- mentwhich involves specific dev- ivities WLUSU will be holding to are socially problems giate. acknowledged in 1939 and is a volunteer for Third in these countries." thusiasm with which students have organ- elopment programs "WUSC ization. Some of its activities World countries in Africa, Asia WLU faculty involved in the greeted WUSC, stating, include has allowed that starts planning and conducting and Latin America. project include Dean Nichols, Dr. a program finishes Baker educational activities, the Peter Gray, the Ottawa-based John Chamberlin, Richard Taylor and with us." went spon- of a student "The is the soring refugee, re- project administrator for World and Jim Wilgar. on to say, program cruiting students and for most successful we've ever seen. faculty University Service Canada Peter Gray went on to state,

WUSC summer seminars in coun- in I'm sure we'll meet our goals." (WUSC), stated that, "Problems "Schools in this region have res- tries like and Costa Rica and Cailin Wilson, a student repre- Egypt these countries may be overcome ponded well to our request for help. fundraising and for WUSC that sentative from Eastwood Col- support with a minimal amount of financial They appreciated the promise national and that col- local, overseas the each and dollar the legiate Institute, said pro- help." Specifically, project every goes to

lections are taken Friday uw^and grams. twinned <"> larvLiitvtievery » will be 1CLl 1w 11 aic means that WLU project, not to any costs, because j nuuj in and of the from the of with a high school Botswana grant ministry \ will provide protein supplements state." Funding for the the projects within the and for a feeding centre ranges upwards to $3000 school. Besides the funds raised, other projects include funding for WLUSU president Matt Certosimo the construction of school desks I SANFORD MACLEAN □ announced the donation of office and playgrounds. WLUSU and the appoint- The local co-ordinator for the space by FOR ment of Jeff Kaake by WUSC as project is Peter Braid, a graduate of who student representative. Bluevale Collegiate, is now WUSC and ALDERMAN Last Thursday afternoon at a working full-time for i WATERLOO

in Alumni Hall, Certo- will enter in January. news briefing university chosen be WLU information officer Braid was to co- * simo and ____ ~ mmm——— « ————■ Richard Taylor introduced the proj- ordinator because of a three-month India he took Students in Waterloo were study tour of upon ect. • Concerned with student needs and affairs j selected for the project in cele- graduation. Braid feels the pro- will be and said, • bration of international youth year benefit the sister school. Nosalik gram a success 5 Committed to all people in Waterloo "The Waterloo students will , WUSC, a non-profit, non-govern- said, "We are attempting to in- area by • Accessible and dedicated is have in the Third j mental organization which an corporate fundraising into pres- counterparts will • affiliate of the World University ently scheduled events." There will World." This, he feels, educate ! "1 look forward to serving as your

to the which Service in Geneva, Switzerland. be a sale of posters for two dollars youth as problems alderman. If you have any concerns, t-shirts for around the world. Kaake stated, "The project is a each and eight dollars. face their peers which WUSC will be call me at 885-1494." joint effort between university and "We will also have a pro- The events J

» UW students start Pugwash Wm M said have been used there that by Andrea Cole plications of their work. They fertilizers in the soil has been of it is an issue rarely addressed "squeezed dry

and nutrients. Their are de- A University of Waterloo stu- courses, hope to provide a yields students creasing." dent is trying to get inter- place for discussion. the social of ested in responsibility and Lectures began October 29, scientists. has at- second Tues- Traditionally, Pugwash will continue on every Tom Green, a design systems students in the tracted engineering, day- Eventually group hopes to student, with engineering together the content science and arts. Green hopes have much more student of interested has a group people, that Laurier students will come and — more informal discussions, talks started a student "Pugwash' balance a of help possible majority and debates students. also The by They branch on the UW campus. math and science types. "I think it welcome any students or pro- is to all interested group open would be good for both sides to talk fessors to suggest topics or those from students, including said. to each other a little more," he speakers, or to help organize Wilfrid Laurier University. His main goal is simply to get events. Canadian Student Pugwash is students thinking about the broader

an outgrowth of International He Interested people contact implications of science. cited may which in 1955 began Tom Green at 746-0193 ■ Pugwash, revolution India as an or Henry the green in when Albert Einstein and Bertrand Wai and at 746-0357. example; so many pesticides the scientists of SPECIALIZING IN THE FITTING OF ALL Russell called upon

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and head resident Jim Hall leaving only a faint smell of smoke other implications of science and Smith on any of the above contact lenses. used fire to control in the D 3 wing. technology. extinguishers Tinted lenses extra. the blaze. "We're not sure what caused the; Nov. 15/85. said "There is 7 • Limited time offer. Expires: mixed he said, According to a WLU security fire," Seeley. nothing "1 was sort of up," about it started." • the whole building was eva- conclusive why Please bring in this ad or say you saw adding that he took a three-year report, cuated in about three minutes and Security believes that the firei;i it in the CORD; with leave of absence from engineering along your i I D. sit- the fire department arrived minutes was strictly an accident, not a student to examine these kinds of have that the fire later. Several witnesses prank. It would appear uations. eye 22 St. S. stated, however, that it took almost was caused by someone dumping King lit Because is tech- five minutes for residents to leave hot material, perhaps a cigarette, Waterloo so (across from Waterloo and that the container. It Sq.) nologically oriented, the student the building lapse into a plastic garbage eventually ! organizers feel it is important to between the alarm and the arrival smouldered and ignited WATERLOO 888-6980 the fire. allow students to discuss the im- of the fire department was closer to to start (owner U. of W. graduate) 6 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY comment

Residence rights

have few Student residents on the WLU campus very rights as tenants,

in fact, students living at Launer have fewer rights than students living off

campus landlords The university is not bound by the same regulations as other Tenant and doesn't have to follow guidelines set out in the Landlord and Act.

1 don't think it's fair for the university to charge pro-rated rent, to be

exempt from rent review or to demand security deposits. The LTA has deemed such activities illegal for regular landlords. Why should the biggest

landlord be exempt from "fair" landlord-tenant regulations? Act the of The Landlord and Tenant says that (in case off-campus landlords) pro-rated rent is illegal. Pro-rated rent is the practice of charging in less than Residence students $2968 a full year's rent a year. must pay and the for eight month's rent board at time of registration or pay $2000

the balance fee for in September, in January, plus a hefty $40 split charge

causing a hassle.

In the the addition, according to LTA, the landlord must pay tenant

6% annually on deposits. WLU students lose about $50 in interest by

paying all of their fees in advance; that's $50 that would have been earned if that 626 in the bank they only had to pay $371 every month. The $50 residence students lose in interest amounts to over $30,000 per year.

Another major restnction placed on landlords by the LTA is something

called "rent review" which basically limits annual rent increases to 6%.

this According to WLU Housing, the current charge year for sharing a

is In 1982-83 it Unless is ter- double room $1520. was $1215. my math

rible, that's an increase of 29% over the past three years.

that the inflation for the few has hovered below Consider rate past years

real hands as residence rent 6% and you've got a mystery on your to why

has increased so much.

One final consideration is the small matter of security deposits. This refundable of door and mailbox WLU year it was a $11 for a set keys. ask for Housing says they'll $25-$35 next year. for The Landlord and Tenant Act says that such key deposits are illegal landlords. At non-university least you'll get your money back. land- 1 think that there should be guidelines, similar to those imposed on

lords, placed on the university as a landlord. What has been deemed ille-

gal for off-campus cannot be deemed legal on campus by anyone. Double can't standards exist — only one standard, the LTA, can be fair to follow tenants. The university should set an example for the community to

by imposing these guidelines on itself.

Fred Taylor

Agent discovers the B's in politics

in reds of millions of dollars in election vanish, and the books slam shut. Isn't post-secondary funding proposals. schools, tells the government, effect,

It the it Poor Frank is a bit ruffled. He has that students would rather lob gre- promises. is thought that fragile last, next to Newfoundland, your

been run over the media stampede nades at the through NDP-Liberal alliance is in deep jeo- agent persists? Well, gee, help your- by government would rather hear what releases than work for self to some coffee and donuts, they who Larry press together Guest comment pardy ..." Grossman thinks. The former from within. Treasury officials wearing red say. premier change by makes and old friend back the WLU (naturally) identification badges lug Colleges and universities minister a joke, spies an Meanwhile, at

Arculus that he has rush over knowledge college, John Weir is full of Bruce around thick books that statistically Greg Sorbara, so eager to please to to. and The the be the he will leave the Bob Rae, whomust know this is as gloom disappointment. prove Liberals to greatest legislature (while pres-

since canned Nixon is reading the budget) if close as he'll ever get to exercising ident, whose school has turned a profit thing tuna. The eager you lashes the for the last few will send him a out at budget, years, doesn't want to officials proudly display a chart note, pulls nervously on a power, He he he and his will the Arts Centre without showing Ontario's post-secondary cigarette. says is "delighted" though yes, party sup- start building TORONTO — The television repor- The mind at such The to equal the national with the budget, even though he port it. boggles government money. required ter amves six hours late for the media funding average it knows and know that it's not logic. $6.2 million sits in one WLU bank (if you figure out on a per-resident you briefings, takes a cursory glance Isn tit less than The Ontano Federation of Stu- account, and $8 million basis, of course). This is hubris nearly enough. you grows impa- through a stray budget highlights sup- the When humble scnbe hat. promised? Isn't it less than the Tories dents rips government (predicta- tient in another. pamphlet, and promptly films his reme. your time for its breach of faith. TTie Bafflegab and bluster rule the day. the to how we art 1 gave us last year? Whoops, it's to bly) OFS, introductory clip: "Well, it's a smoke temerity enquire back inside the House. fond of such homilies Your ears bloodied from the and that doing on a per-student basis, since go quoting as, agent, mirrors budget breaks hund- has Frank Miller clears his throat "You can cause from and doubietalk he en- Ontano has more than half of Cana- un- only change hypocrisy

da's the comfortably when asked about the within'' when cozying to non-OFS dured, sits down to write this column. students, puppy dog grins up

the

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Aid Turret Syndrome sufferers Question

dents from Western who thought it is beaten to death with Comment being a bicycle would be really "happening" if they chain. took by their Dad's car to Laurier up and Laurier men have no small task. talk about how the Week Fred great Western is, and of Pastel The male take terri- fragile ego may a about how radical are. they ble beating on some nights. Some of In to the recent music You response finally in. The of get toxins the best lines the ladies use when refus- u at the Turret, 1 feel that Turrets controversy Syndrome" start working. ing a gentleman's interests are: "Let's the obvious is overlooked. being The The of skin drink pores your up the play hide and seek for thirty-five for real issue at stake is indeed the Turret atmosphere of What is your reason voting in the Nov. 12/85 people, lights and years," "You're about as fun as an itself. I, for one, have been known to laughter. The ritual of Waterloo election? for a Pez and municipal looking empty dispenser,'' my per- frequent this establishment. It is in the place to sit If there begins. are fourteen sonal favourite, "I didn't know they interest of WLU best that 1 an tables June and John Doucet present available, you have to walk cloned Pee Wee Herman." by Steckly of analysis "Turret's Syndrome." around the dance floor least at four Ah yes, the Turret. People drink, The affliction known is to affect its times until decide where you you want people dance, people get silly. Where varied hours victims at on Thursday, to be; then realize that you you can't can you see stand-up comedians,

Friday or Saturday nights. of there from Groups get here. "professional" dancers, and models, students intrepid approach the for- all for a price only your limited student midable this stairway leading up to The ladies have task. a challenging budget can afford? Music is only a "Mecca of Good Times," the Turret. After that their friends all, guys visit at part of the institution that the Turret If fortunate you are enough to line WLU check these want to Laurier represents. The most important thing time up, you get a period of to stand out. women They approach a miscel- is that it does indeed exist. Donations reflect and on the experience around laneous maiden and inform them that for the research towards a cure for 2500 miles and the I live away Behind is Lithuanian you a dwarf from out you. they are of town. After she "Turret's Syndrome" can be forward- 1 issues are not important to me. named Crackers who makes lewd she'll the meets him, wish he still was. ed to Fred Pastel Foundation, care don't plan to vote. and obscene gestures to every pas- dance. 1 should she of A They say dances, the Embassy. good time is a

serby. In front of are three stu- you and he thrashes about like a dog that terrible thing to waste. Andrew Miller

2nd Year Honours Economics Letters

not a black & white issue Apartheid I won't, because if I'm going to

vote, I want to investigate the

60 issues thoroughly, and I don'thave It was with sorrow that we viewed Perhaps Minutes missed it, the We hope that all Canadians, espe- time the in National did not. for end the to investigate them thor- cartoon last Thursday's Cord, cially students, pray an to is for It to see that Cana- and for solution oughly. once again people had lumped all comforting apartheid a peaceful

dians are interested in South Africans in the same boat. The international to the problems that plague South Glenn wording "the white people don't like issues, and that we as the future lead- Africa. Story 3rd Year Economics the black and"the ers are If the cartoon- people" black peo- taking part. only ist had changed the words "the white ple don't like the white people" are Max Stevens-Guille of people" to "THE GOVERNMENT." Clarissa Stevens-Guille over-simplifications a very complex As descendants of problem. many generations of strongly ANTI- APARTHEID white South Africans and lived there and having expe- rienced apartheid first hand, we feel that we are qualified to represent a group of people that your statements I because it is plan to vote my did not cover; the ANTI- Oktoberfest thank political duty! APARTHEID white population. you A few facts need to be clarified. Rod Naphan There is a majority government (the Ist Year and Elect- First I would like to thank Marie Rohe and the Turret Staff and last Computing National Party) that has been in ronics Gilkinson for helping me to co- but not least Ruth. power since 1947. This government ordinate the Oktoberfest in the My respect to the German, is responsible for apartheid. There is, Turret and Caroline Mac- French and Archaeology Club and however, as in most political systems, Donald, my assistant for being Off-Cam for successfully partic- an opposition (the Progressive Party such a great help and doing such a ipating in the first annual German and others). This opposition is against good job as well as her friends and Market Day. apartheid. Since they in non- oppose the BSA for their volunteer work. violent ways, they seldom make inter- A thanks has Thank all for special to go to my you your help, national news. Let's face it, violence friend John who couldn't have done it without Wilson, despite an you. sells. the Globe and Mail Recently, 1 won't vote because I'm not into accounting midterm, had the time Let's have a party some time. 1 reported in depth of some of the politi- to The Oktober- politics. help out. following people hope everyone enjoyed cal and social opposition to apartheid. contributed in one another fest Week WLU and realized way or at Perhaps, as students, Cord readers and made this whole Oktoberfest that there is a lot more to Oktober- Irene Pereira can relate to the action of more easily Week successful: 2nd Year so fest than just drinking. Geography students at the University of Cape Peter, Matt, Tracy, Larry, Town. While protesting against apar- Scott, Dave, Ken, Mike, Sven Diekhof, theid and racial segregation they were Nancy, Mark, Mrs. Tiessen, Jo Oktoberfest Co-ordinator '85 rushed by police and taken to iail.

W.L.U.L.A.

I don'tplan to vote, because I don't know anything about it.

Luanne Davis

3rd year French

Housing is an issue but I won't

make time to make it to the polls.

Rob Madigan

3rd Year Honours Business 8 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY in brief

BE A BIT GOOD A , BE A BIT BAD AIDS test for donors

has announced whether donors with OTTAWA(CUP) — On November 1 the not the DURING OUR virus Canadian Red Cross will begin screening would be notified. The Toronto board of donated blood for AIDS, but not at the time health on Oct. 15 HALLOWEEN said the Red Cross should MID- of donation, as earlier have implied. provide public reports health officials with of all donors A Canadian University Press report of names in WEEK BASH last week inferred students would be tested whose blood the virus has been detected. The board also said for the AIDS virus prior to donating blood. names should be kept confidential. The Red Cross has announced that no

blood will be of its blood released from any It estimated banks without been checked for the is only one in 40 cases of GOOD GUYS EAT PIZZA having It virus carriers will AIDS. virus HTLV-111, believed to cause AIDS. develop FOR MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.

A our bash we'll be donating During a The ten dollar herpes cure of sale piF portion every pizza to help Muscular It's fight Dystrophy. a

— A in "There is no cure for herpes at this and EDMONTON(CUP) company good cause a good time. Edmonton is selling University of Alberta moment," said Dr. Ray Mazuryk, professor

students a cure for herpes that one doctor of medical microbiology at the U of A.

is about doesn't it." HAVE A GOOD TIME says as effective as tap water. "BHT certainly cure membrane The SRO of Edmonton, has BHT is a lipid solvent that AND BE A BIT BAD company, distributed letter around the U of A inhibits the of the infect f/jKmrjM a ability herpes virus to other said. campus that claims the preservative agent cells, Mazuryk is "If it has effect all it is is the Final Party! Butylated Hydroxytoluene a herpes cure any at on the and a preventative for everything from cold structure of the virus itself. It inhibits reprod-

aches to heart attacks. The is uction but it doesn't kill the virus eliminate * CHYM Radio will be there company or

for sale a word book the Mazuryk said. "Once the And advertising 30,000 symptoms," we hope you'll be there too. infects listing their research and treatmentregimen virus you, there's no treatment avail-

for $9.98. able to eliminate it."

PRIZE BEST The claims that BHT has cured The address is FOR COSTUME company company's mailing a pri-

thousands of herpes sufferers and that the vate mail box at an Edmonton Money Mart DON'T BE SCARED, COME AND HOWL!! agent is "poised to revolutionize health care outlet. It has proved impossible to contact

as we know it." anyone connected with the company and the

This claim has been disputed by at least Edmonton Better Business Bureau has no U A. one professor at the of record of its existence.

'^Ie SPor*Y New Fewer work Restaurant grads get

A 1979 1984 the in MONTREAL(CUP) — study recently and number of graduates 886-9050 released by the University of Montreal about temporary positions has risen from 34 to 45 its 1984 graduates, "What Becomes of percent. The number working part-time has 26 33 Them," says only slightly over one half of risen from percent to percent. Also, there students for 1983 graduates got a full-time job as of were more looking jobs 183 Weber St., 1 blk south of Waterloo University, 1984. each January year. Thirty-four percent of the grad-

Just over 49 percent of the 3,895 question- uating class were looking for work in 1979,

naires sent 43 to the graduates were returned. as compared to percent in 1984.

"This of is considered In 43 returned to In sort return very 1979, percent study. for this it 49 acceptable kind of study," write the 1984, was up to percent (full-time and authors of the research in the introduction of part-time).

the study. Of those who returned to university, 42

Fifty-four percent of the 1983 graduates percent were convinced their career required had found full-time employment by January a higher diploma. Only 13 percent returned because 1985. Thirty-four percent were studying they said they could not find satis- A full-time, eight percent were studying and fying work. majority came back to the

going to school off and on and five percent same discipline.

were unemployed. Of those students who did get a job, 79 "We consider this very encouraging," percent found it, on average, less than three said the director of the University of Mont- months after getting out of school. Forty-one

real Employment Centre, Raymond Picard. percent had secured a job before finishing "Given that for their 38 less than three unemployment young people studies, percent

in Quebec is about 18 percent, university months after, 10 percent between three and five months after graduates are doing much better." and 11 percent found a job

But according to the report, between after 5 months or more.

|^p| Students don't for speak youth

VANCOUVER(CUP) — Student represent- creation. We want to make sure students

atives don't for youth, according to from the interior will be to Monday PASTA speak able find jobs B.C.'s minister. new youth during the summer," said Barry Link, a EXTRAVAGANZA Representatives of the Canadian Feder- University of Victoria student councillor.

ation of Students — Pacific met with Terry "1 with 100 We're agree you percent. Choice of: Spaghetti Segarty, provincial labour minister, in Vic- making plans," replied Segarty. Ravioli toria recently. Segarty's portfolio now in- B.C.'s minimum at Though wage, $3.65 Fettuccini cludes the of newly-created ministry youth. an hour, is the lowest in Canada, Segarty Tortollini students asked allow The Segarty to an refused to consider raising the limit.

Rigatoni advisory council of elected representatives "I'm not in favour of raising minimum

of to set the minister's youth groups help because an increase would lead dir- (Served with meatsauce, bread & butter) wage agenda. ectly to higher unemployment," Segarty

said students are not $295 Segarty university said. "Young people are often hurt the most of and should representative young people by increases in minimum wage."

their standards on the Tuesday PANZEROTTI not attempt to impose CFS representatives questioned Segarty's ministry. logic, asking him to account for the fact that difficulties of value for $1.00 "A lot of the are that there are Ontario has a minimum of $4.00 an Buy one at regular price get one equal wage like ethnic areas single parents, minorities, hour but its unempoyment rate for returning cultural who can't afford groups, etc., etc., to students is only 12 percent. attend university," he said. had Wednesday Segarty no explanation.

said an council should Segarty advisory CFS asked if he intended to implement be made of elected MEDIUM 3 ITEM PIZZA not up young people by affirmative action for women and minorities.

other people. "No. I believe in equal opportunity for all with free pitcher of coke CFS told the minister that students need — no special privileges for some." Statistics Pick & eat in only more jobs. According to Canada, "Is there equal opportunity now?" asked up 22,000 of B.C.'s returning students did not CFS. this find work summer. Student unemploy- 103 King St. N., Waterloo 550 Hespeler Road, ment in B.C. was 18.5 percent in July. "There are some I would ...... things "We will 886-1010 or 886-1011 622-1812 hope your ministry not con- Cambridge like to change." Segarty refused to discuss

centrate on '86 in terms of entirely Expo job the matter further. 9 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 31, 1985

news

Howe takes WLUSU to students

held the think the first and last hours were in Students' don't source prompted Howe's statement, "He by Audrey Ramsay Union but few students information is the he The other Building, on president," was very supportive." the directors stopped by. This defeated pur- said. also try to help out. Serge Scott Howe, WLUSU arts direct- of the hours. "I'd rather go to However, Howe maintains that Linarello (arts director) helps with pose or, has come up an interesting than force them there the inherent of the Howe the students to is danger out with entertainment quest- location (or office hours: the Con- he said. Howe of ions. come to me," added mis-interpretation information course. that his presence in the Concourse on WLUSU's policies or statement Howe's office hours are on Thurs- Microphone in one hand, Howe and the students. from 12:30 guarantees accessibility by "They'll (the days to 1:30 p.m. banters and asks questions of his approachibility. It also gives him students) feel like I'm being pol- Howe, a fourth-year arts and audience. The Concourse affords students itical I'm I'm science student in the opportunity to meet whereas, not. just his second year inter- him a unique opportunity to who interested in the of the facts I'll the board of is are working trying to represent ... on directors, cur- relate with students who are anxious their university but are afraid to offer opinions based on facts but rently the chairperson for the Con- their to voice concerns, he says. voice their concerns. above all, I'm interested in working stitution and Operations Develop- "Office hours in the Concourse committee. This direct approach, says by the rules I've established.'' ment The committee's provides a direct forum for the ex- Reaction from other members of is to that all actions Howe, seems to alleviate students' purpose ensure change of information. I offer factual fears and make them less inti- the students' union has been favour- implemented by WLUSU are con- information and, in return, ask for able. Howe letter with midated. Howe also contends that sent a to Matt sistent the regulations and and from questions viewpoints my link bet- As the executive provides a Certosimo, WLUSU president, re- bylaws of the corporation. a If I do know the 1 peers. not answer the that he be this ween the students and president questing allowed to hold result, a major task of exe- will find out the answer from those of in cutive is these rules by making them aware various his hours the Concourse. to update to who know and bring it back next "I Certosimo's seal of them facets or aspects of WLUSU. approval make fit present situations. week," he said. Traditionally, directors' office

hours have been a key arena for

students who want to keep abreast of

in the any changes regulations, or

just the workings of the Wilfrid Laur- ier University Students' Union.

Last Howe office year, says,

Tempo under attack

Arculus by Bruce ads Goodman said Tempo are reprinted by permission of Spoke unique for tobacco, but not for the A WATERLOO(CUP) — tobacco market place. advertisement number format. in in a of campus "It's a contemporary It's

newspapers, in the windows of every tune with the '80s. The ads show k -^^^^^i^B«iii»ii«iii»i»»iiiiiiii»iiiiiiiiiiiiilßlliiiiMliiiiiiili^^KiL^^^^^^^^P^,^^^HM^M bus shelters has that the § comer store and on ordinary people you see on

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MacDonald Company's Tempo cigar- models are under 25 years of age." A done last ettes are an attempt to induce young study spring indicated

people to start smoking. that 26 percent of college students the ads 18.6 in "They (MacDonald) say smoke, compared to percent ::":^s«B«i<^^^^j^gB%sBBB are geared towards the 18-25 age university.

look at the ads. We full-colour ads in group. Just say The were placed

13 and up," said Mike McFarland, six Ontano college papers, but Good- later public relations officer at the cancer man said the distribution may

society. extend to university papers. The ads

two McFarland said the bright, pastel were distributed through publish- and ads are aimed at non-smokers, ers' representatives, Campus Plus,

not smokers switching brands. which sponsored the spring survey,

Both 11 ii iiifii ii i\ iVitfnnWfl'fl'ti'n'i "The industry is in trouble. More and Youthstream. companies ii

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with the Clark editor of the OBT at surprised they got away ads," Davey,

he said. Seneca College, has not heard of the

An official with J. Walter Thomp- controversy surrounding the Tempo the and his but "We son, agency which designed ads paper runs, said, distributed the Tempo ads, dismissed would consider, and possibly would

the claim. boycott (the ads) if approached by the

"First of all, the facts are wrong. Canadian Cancer Society."

Nobody said this was a cigarette tar- The Toronto Sun carried a Tempo

geted at the 18-25 market. In fact, advertisement in its Sept. 20 edition. said Marketing Magazine refers to it as a "We will run it again if asked,"

Yuppie cigarette. Well, there are no national advertising coordinator Olga

18-year-old Yuppies," said Jeff Good- Arden. "We can't decide to boycott

of re- ad because a interest man, vice-president corporate an special group 3i£re Bm. is H lations. doesn't like it. It (Tempo) a tobacco ak 11 like tobacco ad. "The cancer society won't be happy ad any other They Wel- ■ we out business," Good- the (Health and unless go of always carry \341ml

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Sex and the single student

MONTREAL(CUP) — Quantitatively, sex the late One contraceptives," he said. and studies during 19705. study by Giselle Godin, a sexologist sex therapist with is not what it used to be. The problems students face sex health two researchers at UQAM predicted that by at a Montreal clinic for young people. to The sexual attitudes of youth have the 95 haven't changed according year 1994, percent of young people significantly, become more conservative within rapidly will be having premarital sex. the last few a years, according to study just "Now we have new conditions and a completed by sexologist Joseph Levy of the return to sexual conservatism," said Levy. Universite du Montreal PCs Quebec a (UQAM). chase students "The problem of sexually transmitted UQAM is the only university in North diseases and AIDS in particular has brought

America with a of he said. department sexology. more care to the sexual dimension," TORONTO(CUP) — As politicians go, Larry While saying he wouldn't accept the Bovey There are significant differences between "When there are such economic problems Dennis Timbrel! and Alan Pope are of limited enrolments what adults in 1978 and Grossman, Commission's proposals young thought as now, people want to limit their instability," in world of said 1982 In mere young pups a aging political and "massive" tuition increases, Pope as (the last date for complete figures). "It the he said. is same for children from animals. leader his pockets would be entirely lined with 1978, 54 of men said they percent young divorced families. They look for security, Maybe that's why Ontario's Conservative silver. would have sex if they were in love. In 1982 both men and women, in monogamous candidates are to convince "1 well be honest with I'm leadership eager might as you. not only 46 said the same. If love was percent relationships." He added, however, that this those who ask that have their on they fingertips going to give a blank check to the university not present, 33.5 percent said in 1978 they does not mean they will not have several the pulse of youth. he said. would be glad to have whereas 15 community," sex, only relationships, but that they won't sleep with the oldest of the For example, Grossman, Grossman, treasurer in the former govern- percent said they would do so in 1982. more than one person at the same time. candidates at 41, told Canadian University ment, defends Tory fiscal decisions, but Similarly, in 1978, 35 of says percent young said society isn't back to Levy moving reach and Press, "This candidate tnes to out post-secondary education would receive more women thought it was fine to have sex if they "the old days." Only a small minority of establish real emotional link between this can- him leader. He weren't a from as also favours in love. However, in 1982 only 16 money youth view sex through values, religious and their future." didacy and young people higher tuition but wants this to be balanced by percent thought so. The only statistic which while most know much more about birth sex, who will 39 three before Timbrell, turn days increases to student aid and pnvate has not much is for women on-campus changed having control and transmitted diseases sexually little further. "1 the Nov. 16 convention, a such small-business onent- if in goes sector involvement as sex they are love. Fifty-four percent he said. than any other generation, would have the cam- say we strongest youth ed "innovation centres." thought it was fine in 1978 and almost the Guilt, however, is also a by-product of of the both the clubs paign three, through youth Grossman also wants to expand the com- same number thought so in 1982. conservatism in sex. "The more restrictive and the on campuses." to provide more training said this trend towards more conser- munity college system Levy attitudes towards also breeds sex more for Pope, 40, admits he is playing catch-up and retraining, and to maintain the accessibility vative sexual relations contradicts previous towards sex itself and towards anxiety using because of late but education. youth a campaign start, to liberal arts have in promises youth would a say a party run Grossman's main nval, Dennis Timbrell, also

him. "I'm demand that the youth his by going to defends party's decisions as necessary to with of this sit caucus the the main organisations province counter provincial deficit, and says and their and that leader they are an important issues facing youth are education, trade, tech- A new international film festival part of the decision-making process," he said. nology, retraining, and the environment. How- With people from and nding young campus ever, Timbrell is vague on these issues, saying about of starts October 30th associations accounting for one quarter he will issue policy statements later in the Wednesday, factor convention the is one the delegates, youth campaign.

cannot afford to increased attention educa- leadership hopefuls ignore. Timbrell says to in Kitchener-Waterloo. of the candidates believes However, none tion and technology will mean "opportunities for

will as a but will and younger delegates vote block, more trade therefore more jobs, more

base their choices on which contender best employment prospects for our youth in Ontano."

addresses the concerns of youth. Each candi- And invited to The you're leadership convention, to be held in attend!/ date has given some thought to youth issues, Toronto, is the second in less than such and a year for the as unemployment post-secondary For and information about Festival events at WLU. / Ontano Conservatives. Frank Miller elected passes education. was

John Chamberlain, of leader — and — see Department English. / premier in January but he Pope, a former national PC Youth president, resigned in August after his lost the confi- the issue is party says biggest providing meaningful dence of the legislature and the Liberals took employment, but adds greater attention should over power. be paid to post-secondary education funding.

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THIRD CINEMA Festival '85 ! [ every weekday) (/Tfilt) J Film and Video from the Third World

> j Wed. Oct. 30 - Sun. Nov. 3. Screenings, discussions, displays i and other events at Princess Theatre, Cineplex, University of Q Waterloo, Wilfrid Laurier University, University of St. Jerome's College and Kitchener Public Library.

Full (5 day) Pass $25/$l5 seniors/students/unemployed | Day Pass $7/$5 seniors/students/unemployed 0 Festival Complete schedules, passes and other details avail- able from WORDS WORTH BOOKS, 88 King St. S.,

Waterloo N2J IPS. Phone 884-2665. / \pepperoni +■ mushrooms / / THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 31, 1985 11

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Co-op selection illogical

to I decided attend Wilfrid a financial institution in how D. should another get a co-op posi-

Laurier based on the F. University country. F. could clearly offer a tion before excellence of its business pro- co-op employer much more As a footnote, neither of and the fact that it offers than could gram D. these two people are friends or 885-280^^^1 excellent A an co-op option. comparison of these two enemies of myself. They are The busi- co-op option gives cases casts doubt on the fair- merely acquaintances. As well, ness students the to ness of the selection I'm this dis- ability apply process not writing as a MODELS the theoretical learned find the in but concepts co-op program gen- gruntled co-opreject as one in class to the real-world situa- D. eral. Why should be given a who got in and is embarrassed tions would in they encounter co-op position before F. when to be placed in the same cate- environment the business dur- D. will be, in as D. as to all likelihood, gory representatives AND ing their work terms. The forced to of co-op give up his position in the business community IMPORTS

that one is inevit- finest bus- experience gains co-op upon D.'s almost some of our school's also beneficial upongraduation able failure in one of the two iness minds. when one is competing against Stats courses? Maybe I'm being IN his for the best peers starting too rough on D. but I fail to see A "proud" co-op student his field. position in Thus, com- MAKES petition for the limited, presti- gious positions is intense.

It seems, however, that there is flaw in the a selection pro- bias ALL The Senate cess. co-op office stressed voting that marks were not the sole criteria foracceptance although TO 1 was discover factor. surprised to intentions when they nominate they were a significant SPECIALIZING recently that, this world of but not An interview was also neces- themselves, why give

democracy still allows pockets the rest of the student sary to judge one's marketabil- popula- of obvious disregard for this tion chance to involved? 1 ity, or how well one deals with a get ideal to exist. Believe it or I Automobiles not, that the senate feels other people and what they can am sure am writing about our beloved that this and internal offer a co-op employer. So autonomy Senate Committee and their — SERVICE serves a these are the bases on which delegation purpose ridiculous procedure for elect- is they based the following de- but what on earth it? students to stand- cisions: ing serve on I think the senate should fol- ing committees. First 1 should low the example of the A particular student (herei- present outline the election procedure. WLUSU and nafter called D.) was accepted government, interested student is in- m D. had failed Any strive for the involvement of to co-op, yet J vited to submit a one not the Math 108 and Math 109. page more students, heavy s

of their own Although he did retake these application design, involvement of a few. The wi- to the Commissioner of Univer- der the base of student courses during the summer he partici- »— Affairs WLUSU Vice sity (now pation, the better the represent- did not do overly well. The co- President: office informed University Affairs, ation will be. That's the whole " op us that co-op # These are students ed.). applications point of having student sena- must pass Business the Senate Committee. sent to tors — isn't it? 255 (Quantitative Analysis) in j § are reviewed and then I that 1 the first term and Business 275 They am sure am not nominations from the applica- aware of all the facts in this (Statistics) in the second term to tions are made. The entire matter and I would like to know remain in co-op. Surely D.'s | the committee votes on nomi- more in this I am sur- previous record casts doubt on regard. nations and the procedure is prised and confused. this possibility. As well, D.'s complete. G.P.A. was barely over the with The problem this sys- John James Curtin minimum requirement set by

tem is that student senators can the S.B.E. Surely this is not

nominate or vote for them- prime material to offer to the selves. No other student in the prospective co-op employer. school can make nominations For the interview portion, D.

or vote. Should a student sena- had few outstanding personal tor wish to work on one of the merits that could outweigh D.'s Thank committees, he or she academic deficiencies. D. is not standing

has an inherent advantage over an independent, analytical student that any other applies thinker at all, but more of what you

— assured nomination and an is known as a "Yes-man."

extra vote. As is the case in Hardly a desirable aspect in a I that most groups, am sure Hello! I would like to thank co-op student for a company. peer pressure and the fear of for First- Although the above analysis you electing me to outsiders causes some senate of D. be Year Council. Chuck, 1 couldn't appears to unprofes- members to vote for don'thave the someone have done it without sional as I rest of you. know rather than a student they Thank for the co-op applicants to com- you, Peter, design- who have met. The him I they never Thanks for pare to, yet can compare ing my logo. your Hallowe'en result — almost certain elect- Party!!! him moral Annick. I need- to another co-op applicant support, ion. it. (hereinafter called F.) who was ed A-3, you're the greatest!

the commit- It seems obvious that this To else who rejected by co-op everyone support- • Ist Prize: $50.00! situation is and that ed THANK YOU. You're tee. F. had a G.P.A. of over 10 inequitable me,

should be revoked all more than which enabled F. to renew F.'s this privilege appreciated you • 10 costumes recieve the of student 1 know. For a scholarship. As well, F. had in case senators. you, big hug! Top

creden- realize that the student senators impressive job-related U. of Loo Sweatshirt! tials which included working in most likely have the best of Ruth Miller

• Prizes for most outrageous Reader wants that phone couple & 2nd best costume!

infinite suffer. WLUSU, in its wis- community must Speak we could consider a wire cord • Many other Hallowe'en surprizes! dom, has chosen to leave the of universal generalizations! It on the telephone, somewhat the information is unfortunate that be- like those found tele- telephone by most on pay booth three chose disconnected "indefinite- cause people to phones. Those cords seem to that almost ly" because of three incidents of cause damage, withstand all sorts of abuse. If Come for that vandalism. thousand full- and Scary Thank you, seven part- nothing else, consider this al- the WLUSU, for nothing. time students are without ternative as well. In the have of the find be sad Hallowe'en past, I seen use telephone. I it to a commen- Spirit

WLUSU fight for student Alternatives? tary on the state of trust within

committees Most times, use the the if student causes, set up to people university our own because of lack of help student affairs, and make phone a union cannot see past the juve-

to I know I nile three How changes encourage student change (at least, do) acts of people.

safety. It is most tragic that they and the information booth is can we expect the community if cannot see that the "free" closed. Trying to cram a dollar to we cannot be uni- ®HOTEfe phone respond doesn't by the Info booth was also a bill into the phone get fied within ourselves? service. If add great There were many you anywhere. you're not Go ahead, WLUSU,

times that students were lined going to bring the phone back, another log to the fire of univer-

three four the about a bill up to deep to use how changer? sal generalizations that state WATERLOO service. I it Now, because three Frankly, believe would be that students are not responsi-

separate incidents of vandalism cheaper just to bring the phone ble enough to handle a phone. have tarnished WLUSLFs view back. 4 KING ST. N., WATERLOO (KING & ERB) of the other hand, perhaps students, all of the university On June Steckly 885-5840 12 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

tional surrender." August 10: Japanese government of­ fers to surrender on the condition that July 13: In the clearest sign of the the U.S guarantees the continuation ~ay, Japane:se Foreign Minister Togo of the Emperor and his dynasty. (rn a _cable rntercepted by American I ntellrgence and delivered to Presi­ August 14: The U.S agrees to this dent Truman) says, "Unconditional conditional Japanese surrender - a surrender is the only obstacle to surrender it could have accepted peace ... " months before. (And Emperor Hiro­ Truman ignores it. hito is still alive and ruling today.) by Derek Rasmussen for Canadian University Press

If you're like me you were probably taught a few basic "facts" about nu­ clear weapons while you were grow­ ing up. Somebody probably taught you that the atom bombs the United States dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki shortened World War 11. In August 6: Atom bomb dropped on history class somebody probably Given that the Americans could Hiroshima. 80,000 die. said that nuclear weapons have been have ended the Pacific War in July, if _ used only twice. Later somebody pro­ not May, of 1945, every Australian, August 7: The second bomb is sup­ New Zealander, British, Canadian bably said that the main reason for the United States to have nuclear p~~ed to be dropped on August 11, and American soldier who died dur­ grvrng the Japanese time to consider weapons is to deter the Soviet Union. ing that period (not to mention the surrendering (note below: Japan's Everything they told you was a lie. Japanese) is the responsibility of Tru­ offer to surrender came on August man's government and its blind deter­ Myth no.1: Hiroshima and Nagasaki 10). mination not to end the war until it The timing decision, however, is had tested atom bombs (one uranium left in the hands of Colonel Paul and one plutonium) on civilian popu­ _The . American atom-bombing of Hrroshrma and Nagasaki did not shor­ Tibbets at bomber command. lations. ten WWII, it lengthened· it; it didn't Tibbets says it is "too bad" that the date isn't two days earlier, because The atom bombs "also held out the save allied lives, it cost Japanese and the weather will be nicer. possibility of a dividend," says Sher­ allied lives. The date is moved up. win, "and that was the chance to givo Dr. Martin J. Sherwin is the only Moscow a little shock and shake them American historian to have read through all of the top-secret docu­ August 9: Atom bomb dropped on up a bit." Nagasaki. 74,000 die. ments relating to the Manhattan Pro­ But WWII wasn't over yet. In what ject and the A-bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. His research took eight years and from it he published a book, A World Destroyed: The Ato­ .· The Secret Histoty of United States First-Strike Nuclear mic Bomb and the Grand Alliance. War Threats . . · · · Dr. Sherwin presented, in a recent phone interview with Canadian Uni­ versity Press, the following chronol­ Date Place President ogy of the last few months of WWII: Myth ,,, Truman been May 1945: The U.S demands the uncon­ 1946 Yugoslavia ditional surrender of Japan. The 1947 uruguay former ambassador to Japan ("a man 1948 Berlin Blockade who knew more about Japan than any 19so ········ other American in government," says Korea 1953 Korea Eisenhower Sherwin) and now acting Secretary of State, Joseph Grew, urges President 1954 Guatemala Truman to modify the unconditional 1954 Dienbienphu 1956 · Sue~ Crisis surrender demand. 1958 . Lebanon ·····Crises The U.S had cracked Japanese 1954,~$ . Taiwan (against China) codes years before, and from the 1958 Iraq · 1959 Berlin "Unconditional surren­ 1961 Berlin Kennedy der is the only obstacle 1961 · Laos 1962 · Cuban Missile Crisis to peace ... " 1968 Indochina War Johnson ------(at feasttwic~) }969-72 North Vietnam Nixon intercepted messages Grew and Tru­ 1969 Jordan man knew that the Japanese would never surrender without assurances 1973 . \ Arab·lsraeli War Kissinger/Haig that the institution of their Emperor would survive. (cons1dered themselves Truman refuses. in charge) Carter June 21: U.S wins battle for Okinawa 1980 and begins daily aerial bombing of Source-f (8. Btookinglnsti(lf;m Studyturided Py the U,S Departmenrot Japan. Defence} FOR(;~ WITH()UT WAR. by .B. Blechman. & S. Kaplan, In his memoirs, Joseph Grew pre­ dicts that Japan may have surren­ Washington D C 1978 • . . · ...... ·•• · u,nd; "CaJlt~ Da~iel Ellesberg, in PRO TESTANO sURVIVE, dered on this day if the U.S had modi­ ,.,:n;nf'by . ed. by E;P ThomsQn & Dan Smith, Mont6tyReview Press. N. Y, 1981. fied their demands for an "uncondi- ·.· . .· :-··· :;. nt of­ American scholar Noam Chomsky Truman used them, in August 1945. n that has described as a "final gratuitous Second, it's safer than using them at ion act of barbarism," the United States against the Soviets. Third, every pres­ launched a thousand-plane raid ident from Truman on (with the excep­ against Japan on August 14, four tion of Ford) has had an occasion in p this days after Japan had offered to give an ongoing, urgent crisis to direct r-a up, but technically before the U.S had serious preparations for imminent pted accepted. U.S initiation of tactical nuclear war­ Hiro­ Seven cities were bombed. fare, preparations in every case y.) One victim, Makoto Oda, described "leaked" to the enemy, and in several what happened in Osaka: cases accompanied by secret, expli­ cit, official threats ... "In the afternoon of August 14, Presidents buy these weapons be­ 1945, thousands of people died dur­ cause they expect to use them, based ing a protracted and intensive aerial on their knowledge of a largely secret bombardment of an arsenal in Osaka. history - which poth they and their I was a witness to the tragedy ... After adversaries know better than the what seemed an eternity of terror and American public- of how past presi­ anguish, we who were fortunate dents threatened their use, and often enough to survive emerged from our with some significant success. shelters. We found the corpses- and could the leaflets which American bombers uly, if had dropped over the destruction. fralian, Myth no.3: The main reason for our The leaflets proclaimed in Japanese, ad ian nuclear weapons is to deter the Soviet 'Your Government has surrendered. Union. ,d dur­ The war is over!' ,· ;on the (from: Journal of Social and Politi­ ,of Tru- The description of U.S nuclear cal Ideas in Japan, August 1966.) threats goes some way to debunking ' deter­ until it this myth.lfthe U.S and its allies have Even American Secretary of War anium nuclear weapons, then why are we Stimson said he was "appalled that popu- usually threatening Third World Na­ there had been no protest over the air tions with them? strikes we were conducting against The U.S uses nuclear weapons to Japan which led to such extraordi­ ;out the control its empire; that is, the people nary heavy losses of life." He felt that 1S Sher­ at home, and the people in its colo­ . to give "there was something wrong with a nies abroad. The USSR does the country where no one questioned ethem same thing, but it started much later that." and it has a smaller empire to worry n what r•••••••••••••• •••••••••••• ••• about. The notion of a U.S empire started back in WWII with an influential . ' Presidents buy these group of four American industrialists weapons because they called the Council on Foreign Rela­ tions (CFR). expect to use them ... The CFR was, and perhaps still is, the most important organization of War and Peace Studies Programme, revolution at home, it would have to business leaders in the U.S. As WWII and it met for six years, starting in control enough of the world's resour- ···--·------·-·-··-·-· broke the backs of the major Euro­ 1939. 1 ces to support a wealthy elite at home. Myth no.2: Nuclear Weapons have pean powers, members of the CFR and dish out some scraps for social been used only twice realized that the U.S would likely Massachusetts Institute of Techno- programs to defuse dissent. emerge from the war with its indus­ logy professor Noam Chomsky picks Henry Luce also phrased this blun.t- · The United States has used nuclear trial heartland unscathed, allowing it up the story: ly in his Life editorial: "Tyrannies may . weapons 22 times since Hiroshima to become the most powerful nation "(The members of the Programme) require a large amount of living and Nagasaki. Most of us have never on earth. knew, certainly by 1941-42, that the ·space. But Freedom requires and will heard of this, but the facts are in the One CFR member, multimillionaire war was going to end with the United require far greater living space than accompanying chart, drawn primarily publisher Henry Luce (Time, Life, and States in a position of enormous glo- Tyranny." from a U.S Defence Department stu­ Fortune magazines), blatantly predict­ bal dominance. The question arose: With a large enough domain, the dy. ed 100 years of American control over 'How do we organize the world?' United States (like other efficient em- ' If a killer puts a gun to your head the world in a 1941 Life editorial "They drew up a concept known as pi res in history such as Rome and and asks for your wallet, has he used Grand Area Planning, where the England) would be able to afford a the gun? Yes. Even if he doesn't pull ------· Grand Area is defined as the area high degree of freedom at home '!VIlile · the trigger, he has still used the gun. which, in their terms, was 'strategi- being ruthlessly repressive abroad. In this way the U.S has used nu­ The question arose: cally necessary for world control.' The American empire reached its clear weapons over and over again "How do we organize "In order for the U.S economy to peak in the early 1970s, when the tel­ since 1945. And, as the chart shows, prosper without internal changes (a lowing American allies received mil­ usually this loaded gun has been the world?" crucial point which comes through in itary aid and training from the U.S: pointed at Third World, non-nuclear, all the discussions of this period), Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chii~;Co­ not even conventionally strong na­ without any redistribution of wealth lumbia, Dominican Republic, Gr~ce, tions. ·------entitled "The American Century." · or power or modification of struc- Guatemala, Haiti, Indonesia, Iran, Mex­ Daniel Ellesberg is a former marine Luce wrote that it was time "to tures, the War and Peace Studies ico, Morocco, Nicaragua, Paraguay, captain and military consultant to the accept wholeheartedly our duty and Programme determined that the min- Peru, Phillippines, Portugal, Saudi Rand Corporation; in the early 1960s our opportunity as the most powerful imum area strategically necessary for Arabia, Spain, South Korea, South he was the highest ranking civilian in and vital nation in the world, and in world control included the entire Vietnam, Tunisia, Turkey, UrtJgi.Jay, the U.S Pentagon to read and revise consequence to exert upon the world Western hemisphere, the former Brit- and Venezuela. (All were repof1ed as America's overall nuclear war plan. the full impact of our influence, for ish empire which they were in the using some degree of government- Ellesberg was interviewed about this such purposes as we see fit and by process of dismantling, and the Far sanctioned torture.) , secret history of nuclear threats by such means as we see fit." East. That was the minimum, and the But how was the United •State's Current Magazine in June, 1981. Luce could make such a bold fore­ maximum was the universe." (from a going to control its Grand Ar~a? It Current: Would a president serious­ cast because he was also a member of speech at the .Polytechnic of Central couldn't possibly afford a massive ly consider using nuclear weapons an exclusive CFR/U.S. State Depart­ London, Manchester Guardian, June standing army to police the biggest against a country that didn't possess ment planning group which was creat­ 21, 1981.) ' empire in history. them? ing American strategy for the post­ If the U.S was going to maintain The significance of nuclear wea- Ellesberg: First, that's how Harry war period. The group was called the power worldwide and yet avoid a pons becomes clear. I

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Radical troupe

takes on war

Neesam become nuclear Le by Timothy swords, guns, de- Theatre Parminou is gaining fence mechanisms, and the star popularity. Currently celebrating

Should nuclear war be made wars project. its 12th anniversary, the repertory

Hackles are raised. Rhetoric has funny? company performed more than Theatre Parminou's abounds. between Le Peacing Alternating sym- 2300 shows before some 575,000

it at of Water- Together, University bolic, larger-than-life characters people. Though mainly a Quebec St. Jerome's last Wed- and their have loo's College Everyman clown per- troupe, they toured across lead the cold Canada nesday, says yes. onas, events through and in such exotic locales

Using clowns as characters, and war of the 1950s and international as France, Switzerland, and the

exaggerated physical humour as a crises such as the shootine of KAL Ivory Coast. 007. medium to state their message, the

satirize situation. A actors the nuclear frightened clown trembles Beginning with eight members,

Suzy, a noisy, friendly, khaki- alone. The impact of a horrific con- Le Theatre Parminou doubled its

clad clown, greets the audience at cept presented in a children's thea- staff six it could have years ago so the door. A of tre format the emotional piece paper bearing heightens two touring companies. Its mem-

a country's name is drawn from a effect. 22. bership now stands at

and are that hat, you country's Receiving requests from social representative. Suddenly, turmoil in South and cultural agencies, educational The second clown, directs Jake, America is dealt with, as the right institutions, and labour unions, the

the which is divided into live in weeks seating, to and work dignity is dem- casts are given two to create the four of the world. hemispheres onstrated. The southern hemi- a show based on information from

The is in the of the their and researcher. stage centre sphere is persuaded to act, picking sponsor a and the audience bananas the until all room, (seated for republic The Waterloo show was spon- around the circle) becomes the set. natural resources have gone for sored by Project Ploughshares, and the Jake Suzy begin play as military supplies. Revolution is at WPIRG (a student activist group), innocents, discovering the world and the Global Centre. hand. Jake, having donned sun- Community

and the inhabitants of each it their first coun- glasses and a straw helmet, slips on Peacing Together is Thumbnail the try. sketches, in a banana peel. attempt at an English production.

form of traditional dances, are A link between the Translated Maureen Laßonte, per- peace move- by formed with child-like three weeks simplicity. ment and a desire for a better the show took to pre- Quebec's Le TheatreParminou show that a clown's face can is Ten- Yet, something missing. worldwide quality of life (including pare. While on the road this sea- eloquently express theconflicts felt by humans in the nuclear sion grows as military symbols health, housing, and unemploy- son, they will perform two other

Theatre Parminou. (hats, gloves, medals) are disco- ment) is made. shows, dealing with the condition of age. Photo by Le Umbrellas Canada. vered and displayed. With a growing national profile, women in

The ultimate urban nightmare

chance with ilantes and multitude of other Did know a woman he met in a a sur- semblance of and by Ingrid Randoja went up ... you civility control.

fare went coffee She lives in fashiona- real events in his and his In the up tonight?... shop. get way fact, he's what we imagine we

"I I had bizarre abbreviation date turns into a be in the met this girl. got to "I've a terrible, terri- bly SoHo, (an prolonged night- would like same situation.

know this She Terrible do for South Houston an mare. girl. gave me ble night. you Street), area Incredibly enough, twenty-six- number. In Hours is her phone a cab understand?" of downtown Manhattan. He meets After a hilarious, witty, year-old writer Joseph Minion urban adventure. reeks of on the down her her at a friend's a few It way to place, spends hip, wrote the screenplay as an assign-

friend's all flew hours with her and decides she is New York and all the pretentious ment for the Columbia my money — Paul University

his and bizarre that make a Film out the window. Now, when not type, or anybody's type for people up School. The script found its 1 that He then decides which can't decide whe- got to know her better, 1 matter. to city quite way into the hands of Martin Scor-

1 didn't like it like this: head home his side ther it should surrender must say really Well, you see, goes to east apart- to anarchy sese. Paul A her. So I left. I tried to take is a word processor, bored ment. change in subway rates, a or not. Asked why he wanted to do the

the but the fare with his life, who decides take a a of homosexual Griffin Dunne known for Scorsese subway to suicide, gang vig- (best film, replied, "1 never

his of the mutilated zom- portrayal read anything so original and in- bie hitchhiker who keeps Hours. 1 popping triguing as After was fas- in American Werewolf in Lon- cinated what up by was happening as Paul. Dunne is don), plays perfect the story unfolds. It is like a Chi-

as he and rationally calmly tries to nese puzzle. Moreover, the dia-

understand the logic be- is it sounds the strange logue so real; way hind the events that keep him run- people actually talk." his ning for life. Scorsese's renowned "touch" at The of this film either women are being able to capture the atmos- dis- total bubble heads, emotionally phere and ambiance of New York better both. turbed, or yet, They is used to perfection, as his vision of

are Paul's date Marcy (Rosanna SoHo after dark is both frightening Arquette), Marcy's S&M sculpt- and surreal. The story adeptly un-

ress roommate Kiki (Linda Fioren- Paul's folds, slowly building grow-

Julie a cocktail tino), (Teri Garr), ing paranoia and hysteria as he waitress still in the sixties, within his living realizes he is trapped own and Gail (Catherine O'Hara), a city. Without his keys, the ultimate

sexually ice cream of urban aggressive symbol life, or money, he

vendor. These women with nowhere. He is toy can go at the mercy Paul, trying to seduce him one of the off-the-wall residents of

minute, attempting to kill him the SoHo. The characters next. resulting are After Hours is without question

so believable that convince they us the best film to be released this

that this unstable do exist. people year. Current cinematic altern- Screenwriter Joseph Minion and atives are dominated by renegad- director Martin Scorsese (Taxi ing Vietnam veterans and"the big Driver, Raging Bull, King of Com- 3" of Streep, Lange and Spacek. have characters edy), met to create These vehicles are chosen to pro- urbanite relate We all any can to. mote their talents rather than pro- know of people like Julie, a piece of duce fascinating entertainment. fluff who measures the of After Hours intensity provides an intelligent any interpersonal relationship by adult comedy which will undoubt- Griffin Dunne (left) commences his bewildering journey acrossa the backround music she plays become the (it's edly an eighties classic. New York City landscape of absurdity and decadencein the funniest and most intelligent movie of Joni Mit- either the Monkees or After Hours is currently playing year, After Hours. Photo by Warner Brothers Pictures. who in chell), or Paul, a guy even at the Frederick Theatre in

utter desperation holds onto some Kitchener. 16 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment

Cave: music from the cultural ghetto

by Rich Scott Harvey, bassist Barry Adamson and drum- challenging, this unnerving. mer Tommy stand somewhat Wydler, aloof Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' music is

Nick Cave is a decrepit figure. Tall, thin from the magnetic Cave. Their frenzied mus- never mere entertainment. It slashes into a and he with and ical rush was shaggy, moves grace con- never understated. frontier of fear and noise, savage intensity sometimes like a Shakes- With the tortion, gesturing Cave, band performed over- that is probably without parallel amongst the pearian actor, then throwing himself to his whelmingly. St. Huck and In Mutiny Hea- embarrassingly limp music we label "rock."

ven knees and spewing out sinister, epic lyrics. resembled heathen tribal exorcisms in Originally fronting Australia's ferocious in Toronto broke their Larry's Hideaway crashing assault on the senses. In fact, every Birthday Party, Cave went solo two years in fire and safety regulation the book Oct- every song was a brilliant, breathless dem- ago. His first post-Party LP, From Her to ober 23 as hordes crushed in to get a glimpse onstration of the band's ambi- spectacular Eternity, is a stormy collection. The First- of "St. Nick" and his accomplished band, tions and capabilities. born Is Dead, the band's second album, was

The Bad Seeds. Backed by the Bad Seeds, Cave inter- released this summer. Thematically, it is

Blixa trashes all con- preted Leonard Cohen and Bargeld's guitaring (Avalanche) linked to their first LP. Characters from vention, combining murky chords eulogized the demise of the swampy, Birthday Party Cave's imagination are thrust into the final with sustained feedback. Bargeld, along (A Box For Black Paul). Not since the moments of lives seeped in guilt and sin. with and keyboard player Mick Doors' The End has rock music been this have Kurtz's and guitarist They seen Mister "horror" await their only salvation, the catharthis brought by death. Death, doom and depravity. It has all

been done before. As a medium for com-

municating the vision of either saint or

sinner, rock music, bloated with hypocrites

and businessmen, is incredibly shallow.

What separates Nick Cave from the cretins?

Cave's music exists in a self-imposed

ghetto which that he will never He stands guarantees alongside a tiny league of artists produce hits. He has no promotional mach- who meet no-one's expectations but their

ine, no fat, back-slapping agent, no limou- own. and sines, no kits he rarely has a good Nick Cave and press the Bad Seeds are only meal. He has renounced and citizenship playing four North American dates. The

Student allegiance to flag, though he works Toronto Sunday Specials any appearance was their first, and I mostly out of a back room in bleak don't to see them cramped expect in this area for a Berlin. Driven creation innate if to by an force ever But Cave long time, again. has more

at he chooses not to his results are than his question, justified reputation. The Hideaway stark and brutal without hollow. The concert lifted him being to new elevations: it was

music is the dark entity of Cave's obsessions. the show of the And missed year. you it. ©HOTEL* WATERLOO

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Supertramp delivers echoes from the past

• • Deli by Scott Piatkowski crowd. It is to Bakery Grocery impossible describe the numb- ing effect of this piece. Closing out the set

Supertramp battled the loss of was Goodbye UNIVERSITY SQUARE PLAZA Roger Stranger. Despite their best Hodgson, acoustics and there poor a less-than- efforts, was no way that Supertramp crowd last and still could this capacity Saturday, man- perform song without Hodgson.

aged to on a show. The encore featured put spectacular a medley of fifties songs Baked Goods The Freshly departure of the talented Hodgson followed by the classic Crime Of The Cpn- has cut the band's in The repertoire half, render- tury. band was a thunderous Assortments. given & Deli ing them unable to their farewell. perform most popu- lar songs such as The The Dreamer, Logical Supertramp lineup now consists of and Song Fool's Overture. the remaining four band members and four The I stunning acoustics of Kitchener supporting musicians. Rick Davies handles , Humpty Dumply o

entertainment

Siberry overcomes discos unreceptive audience

the it song lyrics. She says that Lear by Peter J. adds "freshness to each perform- simpleamindsonceupontime ance." For the most part she is cor- The Humanities Theatre at UW rect, but sometimes the solo inter- last weekend the was graced by pretations do stray too far from the of Jane Siberry. She was presence original song. conservative received by a very On the other hand the band audience, most of whom supported virginrecords much members did seem very the dry look. alive. They were really getting into The band's appearancecontrast- Time. It an excellent with an addictive the music and not simply cranking is song key- ed with the crowd's in every way board thrust and All the out the tunes. The band was high thought-provoking lyrics. basic human except for anatomy. She Said continues this on a different on their work. Things style Gina Ste- Jane's support vocalists, level. Sue of the Joe Jackson It's a shame that the audience Hadjopoulos, formerly and Rebecca Jenkins, must paniuk band, contributes additional to this didn't share the experience. They percussion song. need to melt the gel out of their hair The best the record is Ghost With were quite withdrawn from the song on Dancing. after a show. But they certainly with its discussion of world affairs and whole thing. Applause came a poignant ringing looked sharp (almost literally) and guitar track, this piece is Simple Minds. slight hesitation at the right mo- vintage as did Jane and key- colourful, Alive is ments (at the end of songs) and by Scott Piatkowski and Kicking a pleasant love song which has boardist Anne Bourne. The males the all the of a hit. The second side on a only briefly. It was kind of makings opens of the band (John Switzer, Ken of Minds in the notewith Oh the crowd that usually attends stuffy Those of us who were fans Simple high Jungleland, resuming meaning- Myhr and A 1 Cross) were a bit Club) were just a ful for which the band is known. This theatre events. 8.8.C. days (i.e. Before Breakfast lyrics song and more conservative probably tried liven when AM would have fit in well on New Gold Dream. 1 Wish Jane her best to them little miffed earlier this year disc-jockies could have blended into the aud- band. Without You Were Here is of music. The with her wit. She no limits claimed have "discovered" a new an piece up longer to average ience. their new album Once Upon a track, Yourself, is a in herself to puns, she.tells real jokes! being a total sell-out, following Sanctify good song Jane's music repertoire was a this audience. In a most but suffers from needless in Before one number, an unreleased Time is obviously targeted for new respects repetition combination of her No Borders she had the is "Ameri-ameri-ameri-american." Jim Kerr the chorus. A similar besets the final track, song called Aros, word, it problem album and her recent release, Here of the best Come audience laughing. and the boys continue to put out some a Long Way. Excellent keyboard and percus- The Speckless Sky. None of Jane's since the Beatles but the influence of American sion work save the After a while Jane simply pre- songs song. independent release, simply titled Stevie Nicks) Once a Time is a which tended her unreceptive audience producers Jimmy lovine (Springsteen, Upon very good album The Jane Siberry, was performed. tends It Adams) to should solidify the band's in North America. was having the time of its life. and Bob Clearmountain (Bryan position sound was excellent and the quality effect. With better production Steve white?), certainly seemed that Jane was dampen their (perhaps Lilly that on production approached have time. is the title track, Once Upon a this album could been even better. having a good Opening side one Jane's two latest albums. This show is in approximately

the middle of a three-month tour Her show seems much more in and went which started Chicago ■ Public Service Commission Commission de la f-onction than last The re- complete year. | to the east coast. The rest of the of Canada publique du Canada cently acquired backing vocalists tour will be in western Canadian provide wonderful support for and American cities, including San numbers Jane's more complex Francisco and Los Angeles. On The Beach, Extra such as Mimi To the Class of 1986 Jm According to Jane's manager, Executives, Vladimir Vladimir and Bob Blumer, Jane has had good Empty City. Gina's and Rebecca's at her American con- reception / with in the enthusiam showed in the dance and We are recruiting university graduates degrees following The have been in certs. biggest gigs ' Jane's mime they used to portray areas: Ithica, Fredericton and Halifax. songs. Blumer confessed that Jane's Am- Administration Jane told us that she allows the erican release of No Borders Here Commerce their solo band members to vary Science hasn't had the success they were Computer performances from night to night. hoping for. Consumer Studies some of In fact, Jane even changes * Criminology Economics

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the "ES" - Economics and Statistics SCTV? graduates are invited to apply, using 1. Who plays Count Floyd on Criminology Whatever choice. 2. What two actresses starred in the film Happened to group

Baby Jane? 86-4000 to to Baby Jane? Competition 3. What film was the sequel Whatever Happened date: November 1, 1985 from the Halloween movies? Closing Friday, 4. What is the name of the killer

5. is based a true True or False: Rosemary's Baby on story. Date of financial Administration Test of Technical Knowledge: does 6. Who does Linus wait for each Halloween, and where he Thursday, November 7, 1985 at 19 00 hours. wait? office the exam location. Please ask your placement about substitute for Linda Blair's vomit in The 7. What was used as a

Elxorcist? PLEASE NOTE:

murderer killing off the of External Affairs wish to announce 8. What film concerned itself with a slowly The Public Service Commission and the Department The house? that there will be Service Officer recruitment competition in 1985. next members of a college sorority no Foreign for Gene 9. What brain did Marty Feldman mistakenly pick up competition is scheduled for the fill of 1986.

Wilder in Young Frankenstein?

10. and black candies What is the name of those gross orange you trade for good candy, get for Halloween that were impossible to any The Public Service of Canada is B T no how offered? matter many you I^4 an equal opportunity emplo>er

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Normal A.B. 9.

Christmas Black 8.

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WLU Cinema host Flop and flounder by Paul MacDonald department is also active with the festival. ribs hurt. He expressed the opinion that the K-W until your Wilfrid Laurier University will be one of "I walk around was well-informed about the Then, flounder. is community " go Floundering the hosts for Canada's newest film festival, I flop around festival. Chamberlin feels that the local and semi-related to flopping. As in flounder- Cinema Festival '85. the Third -Iggy Pop, from I Need More student in a sea of of loneliness. community can reap an invaluable ing despair, The festival is a celebration of film and benefit from the quality and integrity of the Once again, Sunday is the ideal day for video from around the world. It is the beat about Flop: to move, flap or At films. floundering. least, it is as "ideal" as brainchild of Renate a Kitchener the floor. Wickens, heavily, on To be more pre- can that The festival runs from 0ct.30-Nov.3. any day get, considering one resident who has a great interest in film. Film There five should be so to a are screening places: lucky go through series at York University three years ago University of Waterloo, whole lifetime without ever having had have WLU, Princess Cinema, Cine- of and at University of Guelph last year Freedom Speech flounder. plex 4 and the Kitchener public to sparked the idea for this year's festival. Wick- library. by Unlike Renate Wickens invites all interested film- flopping, it is perfectly OK to ens was working on a film studies thesis, and Tony Spencer flounder in a bed. The the bed goers to the closing gala at the U of W bigger is, the plans for the festival outgrew the thesis. Humanities the more and awful will be building on Sat. Nov. 2 at 8 desperate "It would have been easier to go to Tor- of time There will be refreshments served and cise, flopping around consists lying your floundering. The first that onto," Wickens said, "but people here need p.m. my one's the heart torn to can their body about on was broken, actually them- people express opinions about the and/or tossing an opportunity to judge these films I used films with in the field. Students floor. There is an art to flopping, just as shreds, to spend every Sunday selves." experts are to and there are and floundering in my huge bed. urged get out see this alternative to accomplished floppers Third Cinema is a term used to describe bed massive. 1 North cinema. amateur This was felt like a American It will be an enjoy- floppers. films that are innovative in form and content. however. To feel little in the middle of acres able film experience. Not everyone flops, tiny being Dr. John Chamberlin of the WLU English good about flopping, one must be at and acres of bed, rolling around,

ease with oneself and with the world. floundering and occasionally falling off will and about Even if one isn't, flopping around flopping on the floor for a

this it provide a temporary feeling of while. To make that much more relief. intense, it seemed that it would always be outside those heartbroken UNIVERSITY TYPESETTING When to flop? Anytime, depending raining on have and what This is at its darkest on how much nerve you days. floundering

mood and are in. Sun- and deepest moment. and company you to days are traditionally a favourite day But back flopping. 1 have a friend, few TRANSPARENCIES for flopping around. Flopping with a quite an accomplished flopper actually, close friends, discussing Life, Love and who told me of a perfect opportunity to wonderful He of those Last Night's Exploits, is a flop. was giving one huge

those after- makes such a deal" way to pass long Sunday "everyone big the ideal seminars. When i noons. Shag carpets are place fourth-year it was he bowled for long flopping sessions. Quasi- done, was over by a barrage of and insinuations floppers may prefer to flop on beds or damning questions at Lower Prices" "Professional Quality but shun this that seemed the of even futons, true floppers to rip guts out every-

type of behaviour. thing he had just said and spent the last Services Complete Typesetting The above describes ideal, happy three months researching. He said he

flopping situations. But there are other, felt like dropping to the cold, hard floor occasions when shut vastly different types of and flopping until everyone up and is called for. is of left. It would have been his of flopping Iggy Pop one way say- Ca<US Wc in: and that ; specialize the most famous well-known ing "fuck you" in a fashion would t.* ot\ floppers of this In his autobio- have made Iggy proud. However, j! century. my he relates did have do graphy, I Need More, a per- friend not enough nerve to * fect occasion where of differ- 1 don't know what Resumes flopping a so. Iggy would say '' kind called about ent was for. Iggy was in that.

* Overheads some record executive's office, being Finally, a note to all of who have \ you idea is put under extreme pressure to produce no what this madman rambling # F^ycrs a hit record. Iggy simply slid out of his about. To all those pathetic slobs who chair and started about the have to flop exe- never experienced flopping, try it cutroid's office. As he sometime. You have succinctly put it, no idea what you

"It was of no." are until have tried it. my way saying Bravo, missing you 2nd floor Student Union Bldg. iggy- Just imagine what it would be like if

Another of occurs when at one of those : Call 884-2991 type flopping everyone tense "nobody is devastated awful knows all one by some news, anybody" parties were to of a ask for 11 Roger like calling your loved one and having sudden let loose, drop everything and her tell blank his- you point you are now flop around. It's so much more relaxed, is tory. This the woman you are madly and so much easier to talk to someone in love and she tells with, you you're out when mutually sprawled across a nice

with the dirty dishwater. shag carpet. It is the perfect ice-breaker, gg jcarious What to do? Drop the phone and conversational stimulant and relaxant. flop about crazily all over the floor. Just The coolest activity of the eighties: 1 Wilfrid Laurier University go wild, flop to your heart's content flopping around. Try it.

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Victory moves Hawks to no.2 in nation

by Scoop Furlong

throw four second-half intercep- The Golden Hawks football tions.

their 5-1 team upped record to by defeating the Guelph Gryphons 45- first quarter 32 at Alumni Stadium in Guelph The win on Saturday. virtually The Hawk offence started strong- Hawks of homefield assures the The ly. opening drive saw Laurier for least the first advantage at march fifty yards downfield and playoff game. into Steve iieldgoai range. Rainey was the "It was most complete game, wide with his 41-yard attempt, but in Laurier scoring-wise, history," took the Guelph ball over on their said head coach Rich Newbrough. own six-yard line. The Hawks The defence scored two touch- the opened scoring on their next downs, the offence scored two touch- possession as Mike Wilson hit Paul and the teams downs special Nastasiuk with a pass on the ten- scored two touchdowns. The kick- yard line. Nastasiuk, in double contributed game a fieldgoal. ing coverage, calmy the grabbed pass The touchdowns by the defence and turned upfield to complete the

came on a second-quarter 26-yard 39-yard touchdown play. Guelph Dave Lovegrove interception was guilty of playing the ball and and 74- return a fourth-quarter not the the man on play. yard Ron Klien interception return. Guelph notched a fieldgoal with The defence had six interceptions 12 seconds remaining in the for the day. quarter. The thirty-four-yard field- The touchdowns by the offence goal came after Mike Knighton also came on Quarterback passes. snatched a Wilson attempt away Mike Wilson connected with Paul from split end Ken Evraire.

Nastasiuk for a 39-yard strike to the Hawks lead. second give an early 7-0 quarter in fetal for Ken Evraire's one-yard reception Hawk defensive backs Norbert Isaacs and lan Hoyte ensure the Guelph receiver stays a position

Cord on third down and goal provided Guelph took a 10-7 lead five quite some time. photo by Bob Fehir.

the other major score. minutes into the second quarter.

I Evraire also contributed a touch- John ran unmolested for 29 Godry knocked down. A Uttensive was way downfield. sixteen-yard Hawk Droppings:

down on teams. His last- yards to its only lead of knocked special give Guelph In the final minute of the half, strike capped the drive. guard Vince Hamilton was

minute 54-yard return gave the The Hawk defence was return out- out in the first punt game. Evraire turned a punt Three interceptions nullified the of the game quarter Laurier a 23-10 halftime lead. A fooled entirely by the slowly devel- the sideline Hamilton side and flashed down remaining third-quarter Gryphon with a sprain. was re-

fumble on a Laurier kick- off-tackle Gryphon oping play. to give Laurier a 55-yard score. drives. John Poole sandwiched two placed by the rookie Brian

off the special teams with Guelph then an on- provided attempted interceptions around Dave Breckles. The offensive line, which

their other touchdown as Mike side kick but the gamble backfired. third quarter Leeming's third interception of the likes to be known as 'the yellow loose ball in Laurier retained of the Haynes on a — jumped possession season. brick wall,' did an excellent job

the Guelph endzone. ball and some three minutes later Laurier ahead 30-10 and went seven The Hawk offence failed to no sacks no penalties. Steve A major factor in the Hawk Rainey tied the score with a minutes into the third drives of substance in quarter. mount any victory was the punishment the twelve-yard fieldgoal. Wilson found Evraire eight yards the quarter as they attempted rankings dished out to The Hawks took control of the defence Guelph quarter- deep in the endzone to convert a several unsuccessful long passes. back Walters. "We know in the last minutes of the 1. Western Randy game eight third and goal play from the one- Mustangs (3) his is and second half. A fourth 2. WLU GOLDEN HAWKS (Walters') jersey dirty yard line. 53-yard pass and run quarter (4) this it Dave 3. Dinosaurs some games year wasn't," First, Lovegrove picked play to Doug Favot highlighted the Calgary (1) off 4. Golden said Newbrough. "That hit had a Guelph's next two passes. The drive. Though the Gryphons pulled to Queen's Gaels (2) into halftime." failed the first inter- 5. Carleton Ravens good lift for us going to convert The ensuing Guelph kickoff within two touchdowns of the (6) 'That hit' is into 6. York Yeomen Newbrough referring ception points as Rainey fell return gave the Hawks a 38-10 Hawks, Guelph never seriously chal- (7) of the short with his 7. ÜBC Thunderbirds to occurred on the last play 44-yard fieldgoal lead. Alex Troop knocked the ball lenged. (10)

first half. out of the The second out 8. Acadia Axemen Operating attempt. interception, of the Gryphon kick returner's The highlight of the quarter was (9) 9. shotgun, Guelph's centre snapped however, resulted in a touchdown. hands and into the endzone where Ron Klien's 74-yard interception Guelph Gryphons (5) time didn't 10. the ball over Walters' head. This Lovegrove leave it Mike Haines recovered the loose return for a touchdown. Alberta Golden Bears

Walters recovered the ball but to chance as he off a tackle ball. The paid spun at snap on the extra point the line and bulled his the price. Dave Kohler arrived on five-yard attempt was mishandled but Rod

at full went into the endzone to the scene sprint and way complete Phelp recovered and threw to an

the the return. alert Dave for right through prone Walters, 26-yard interception Leeming a two-point who remained motionless the The Hawks on attempted a two- conversion. Playoff picture his helmet several but the de- grass, yards point convert, play Guelph came right back with a

downfield. Walters recovered to veloped too slowly and the touchdown pass as they passed their by Scoop Furlong

The football Hawks upped their record to 5-1 with a convincing

win 45-32 over the Guelph Gryphons, now 4-2, in Guelph on

Saturday. It's time to look at the playoff picture.

Saturday's win creates a three-way first-place tie between Laurier,

York and Western. Guelph is in the fourth and final playoff position.

The regular-season schedule concludes next week with the Hawks while the squaring off against the winless Waterloo Warriors (0-6), Yeomen travel to Western and the Gryphons travel to McMaster.

With the top four teams qualifying for post-season play, the teams

have been decided but the individual matchups are innumerable.

and will First a given. Laurier will finish the regular season at 6-1 Laurier have homefield advantage for at least the first playoff game.

in 13 and will has not lost to Waterloo the last years Saturday they

make it 14 undefeated years.

Should Western defeat York, Western will be 6-1 and will be Laurier. awarded first place on the basis of their victory over

Regardless of the Guelph outcome, York would finish in third. Western would then host Guelph while Laurier would entertain the Yeomen.

Should York defeat Western, Laurier would be awarded first place

the basis of their on victory over the Yeomen. If Guelph wins, then

Western to number one nationally ranked would slip fourth place as

Guelph defeated Western in regular-season play. York would then host

Guelph and Laurier would host Western. If Guelph loses then Western

would be third and Guelph fourth. In Laurier of the three other The a nutshell, can play any teams. only

thing for sure is that the Hawks will be at home, come Saturday,

November 9.

the With all four playoff teams nationally ranked the winner of

Yates Cup (the OUA A crown) will have to be considered the favourite

A line stand the Hawk Notice the down lineman the of the ball goal by defence. grasping leg Gryphon for the national championship. Whatever happens, some exciting

carrier. Cord photo by Bob Fehir. football is in store in the coming weeks. 20 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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sports

Soccer team advances to Ottawa

weekend a Brock forward of Ottawa this past by Chris Starkey ping on a break- threat. Formica was a member trated Laurier offence in the second finals in Alilovic has been included The with the West division champion away. one of the the Hawk midfield, which half. midfield scored the goal div- most consistent in Windsor Lancers and the East The men's soccer team performers the Barry McLean, Pete Kotsopoulos, and almost scored on a Henry Bout late-season the Carleton for the OUAA finals drive and that con- feed that the rookie ision representatives, qualified on playoff and Darren Thompson, quick rang off doesn't be the match of the left Ravens and the Laurentian Voya- Friday afternoon by beating the appear to letting up dur- trolled play throughout post. frus- The Brock Badgers 1-0 at Bechtel ing post-season play. and added some energy to Hawks played the OUAA geurs. Forward Park. It was the second semi-final John Zovko had ano-

Hawks had to ther frustrating Zovko game the play. day. was Originally, the McMaster Mar- always around the ball when it the auders provided the competition approached Brock crease but he couldn't for Laurier, but the Marauders just get a handle on the

found have ball to it behind the were to used a player put goalie. Three Zovko under suspension in wins over Laur- opportunities were either handled ier and the Waterloo Warriors. An by the Brock keeper

OUAA hearing declared the wins or scurried by one of the goal posts. A few after the ball nullified and McMaster was forced moments got

the from Zovko on a to forfeit games, dropping them away breakaway, Coach to fifth place. Brock moved from Barry Lyon replaced Zovko with the fleet-footed fourth to third, thereby making the Joe Formica. The off with the Laurier semi-final played between Laurier move paid and McMaster last Tuesday (won goal, the game-winner, in the 62nd

minute. A free kick was awarded to by the Marauders 2-1 on penalty 40 kicks) worthless. the Hawks from yards out. Lennie took the Though the score alludes to a Georgiou kick,

the Hawks dropping a beautiful ball 10 yards close game, controlled

in front of the Brock net to a the majority of the play. The score waiting Formica and could easily have been 5-0 had the Formica. jumped high re-directed the ball with flick of his Hawks capitalized on their scoring a chances. head into the net to the left of the

Kevin Adams had the first good helpless Badger goalkeeper.

It was the chance for Laurier ten minutes into fitting Georgiou/For- when mica connection accounted for the the game he drifted a high

goal as the two played a terrific shot to the left side after breaking in In addition to his offensive on the Brock keeper alone. game. stal- Laurier keeper John Alilovic assistance, Georgiou was a

wart on the Hawk defence, kept the Badgers off the score- turning

back many a potential Brock board a few minutes later by stop-

Rugby team

the schools by Greg Curtis rivalry between two

with their fiercely physical game. of second-half The rugby Hawks ended their With the help a few hands in their brawl more than a season on a promising note involving into the air to pose forthis Unfortunately Laurier Golden Hawk Pete Kotsopoulos goes high picture. the the Western Mus- from each team, Laurier defeated Brock 1-0 to against players and the Brock snatched the ball. games can reach higher than the head goalkeeper Hawks broke Western's and last Saturday. Although the spirit Ottawa. Cord photo by Scoop tangs advance to the OUAA championships in Furlong. with threatened to turn the around Hawks could not come up a game late the contest. But the win against the strong Western in gods enthusiastic smiled the as they teams, they displayed on Mustangs tries fluke kicks and team play, forcing their opponents scored three on

into a corner on several occasions. bad bounces, effectively deflating

club side Laurier's offence. Laurier's was, simply

the more The Hawks' major scores were put, overpowered by exper- that by Steve Adam and Scott ienced Mustangs in a game provided bad with both contributing a ended in a score of 21-3 for the Allanby,

The rookie Hawk Kent Sykes added to the tally guys. mainly try.

conversion of a and two team does, despite the final score, with a try successful kicks. continue to show improvement penalty and in mention should also both in terms of experience a Special go Foti and unified team effort. to Brian Westlaken, Joe Morrison for In the second match, the Hawks' club president Craig their excellent efforts. varsity team played an extremely

This to an end the Hawks' hard-fought game. Although they brings In the season for another com- lost by a score of 25-16, stat- year. their istics do little to indicate the pleting strongest season ever,

the Hawks leave no doubt that next strength of the game they played. will to be The Hawks pushed Western to the year prove an exciting

second on the rugby pitch. With a breaking point and, in the season &

season their this team's 1 half especially, nullified their ef- under belts, $ fectiveness, keeping the Mustangs rookies will become next year's

The as a whole, hemmed into their own end. leaders. team, ° to become a c The Hawks, minus a couple of shows great promise - rk in division. Ce players, fuelled the intense strong contender their key 5- c^ Tbe

eV t 8- Sports quiz 've to v Otv« °!_

of the Col- by Sheppy the Greek 7. What is the name umbia University men's basketball

Warm up team?

1. What is the name of the Toronto 8. What N.H.L. club did Terry Blue Jays' pitching coach? Sawchuk record his last shutout

2. the rusher in Who was leading for? the U.S.F.L.'s first season? 9. What hockey Hawk was named 0 %> °^s* Waterloo 3. Which two teams played in MVP in the University of

Super Bowl II? tournament last weekend?

Challenging Stopper

4. What is an 'iron mike'? 10. Who was the Pittsburg Pen-

5. What university did former New guins' first-round draft pick in Sss^- York Jet quarterback Richard 1983? (Jl Todd play for?

6. What did Dallas Cow- 23 university Answers on page boy quarterback Danny White 22 Thursday, October 31, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY sports

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' ifil I* Dans^'n and Tim Glencross accounted for \ - The line of Shawn Terry McCutcheon (n0.20), (centre) I Reagan (n0.9),

in Laurier's 11-3 win over Brock. Cord photo by Dave Wilmering. I * Capezio seven goals

* Monc' ilk or Hockey team bombs Brock I & Dance by Scoop Furlong into the contest. Hawk defenceman ham moved in from the point to

Rod Cunningham lost the puck at blast a shot through the goalie's blueline who notch Laurier's The Wilfrid Laurier hockey the to Gord Young, legs to first power-

I team their second in as deked out Hawk John Shep- marker. Dancercise won goalie play game

with a on a Two minutes into the second many starts Saturday lop- pard breakaway. Aitchison tied the Laurier's sided 11-3 victory over the visiting Dave game, period, Sykes opened

Brock Badgers. with both sides playing a man lead to three. Defenceman Eric THE 6:18 mark. Beric short, at the Calder assisted on the play; his

carried the into the The Hawks capitalized on four Sykes puck rising blast from the point bounced the from ice, DRESSING ROOM powerplay opportunities during Badger zone centre off the goalie's shoulder and onto chippy contest, which featured 19 circled behind the net, and fed Sykes' stick.

several Aitchison the side of the crease. within penalties per side, scuffles, at Brock pulled to two as late and one fight. The Hawks netted two goals Ted Sonnenberg capitalized on a CENTRE 55 ERB The line of Terry McCutcheon, in the period to take the momentum two-man advantage at the 3:49

Glencross from the Tim and Shawn Reagan away Badgers. First, mark. I WATERLOO mark- Marsden accounted for the powerplay Doug checked a defence- McCutcheon responded with a

three the to ers and added another at man at Badger blueline put powerplay marker as he circled

for measure. the Hawks ahead two with 1:39 unmolested the slot before 110% OFF WITH STUDENT CARD even strength good by in rip- The Badgers opened the scoring remaining. ping a shot by the helpless goalie. 51 seconds minute Rod the first just one minute and One later, Cunning- Eric Calder ruined the he sweater of year as fought

Brent Magnus in a knock-em-down,

drag-it-out contest. Magnus re-

32 St. N. ceived nose and Calder a 4* \fwßl OllT King a bloody \**TWaterloo, 886-4267 ripped jersey. Both players were from further play. Magnus Hours: 10 to 6 ejected p.m. speared Calder in the mid-section

to initiate the fisticuffs.

Shawn Reagan scored in the Vtooks final minute of the second period to give the Hawks an insurmountable

6-2 lead. As so often happens in

the immediate- FOR SALE hockey, goal came after at the | ly one pass too many other end of the ice ruined a

glorious Brock scoring chance. Daydreams i Chris Luscombe replaced John Sheppard in the Hawk goal for the Fantasy 1 third period. Sheppard was suf- fering from a sore lower back. Myths I I A deflected point shot at the JI 8:27 was the to Get out of the rut mark only puck get ... by Luscombe. Legends p. The Hawks then exploded with I and into McGINNIS I five unanswered goals in the last 11 Illusions vkUfca minutes of the Tim Glen- game.

while linemates cross picked up two of v>lo McCutcheon and Reagan each net- Figments ted their second the Jeff of game. Jones concluded the scoring with

Imagination 3:35 in 1 gg-*J| remaining the game.

It was Brock's first loss, follow-

and victories ing a tie with Windsor | We've got them all, U ]||j BOWLING over RMC and McMaster. and then some! That Hawks 5 Hawkey Talk: The

includes all veteran defence- | your played without has man Joel Levesque. Levesque ? favorite Marvel comics, is a lung infection, but expected as well as Marvel back- | back this week. Centre Dave Aitch-

issues, paperbacks, ison bruised his leg and is expected | /\ I 1/w least The to miss at one game. posters, collectors' JL \ | Hawks defeated one of the top items and much | more. Y/\ teams from the Quebec league, the

McGill Redmen, 6-3 in an ex-

Browsers welcome! hibition on Last .1 112 game Sunday. to 1 to MQN.—•THURS. 11pm am night, the team was in London ©$5.00 Mus- play the always troublesome 10 % off and comics 1 • posters • hosts BRUNSWICK FREDERICK tangs. On Friday, Laurier with 2 this • coupon. LANES last year's national champion, the FREDERICK MALL Nov. time is 7:30 • Expiry date: 28/85. • York Yeomen. Game KITCHENER Valid • • 1 customer. on the Barn per 576-1160 p.m. at (Waterloo ™ non-ticketed items 0 only. 9 Arena). 23 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 31, 1985.

sports j scoreboard

OUAA Football OUAA Hockey

Standings Results Standings GP W L T F A PTS

GP W L T FA PTS LAURIER 45, Guelph 32 York 3 3 0 0 22 7 6 Toronto 18, McMaster 7 6 Laurentian 4 3 1 0 20 18 Western 42, Waterloo 3 Western 6 5 1 0222 63 10 LAURIER 2 2 0 0 22 7 4 York 49, Windsor 13 York 6 5 1 0172 79 10 Waterloo 3 2 1 0 21 11 4 LAURIER 6 5 1 0163123 10 4 2 2 0 18 17 4 Upcoming Games Guelph 6 4 3 Guelph 2 0160140 8 Windsor 2 1 0 1 14 7 3 McMaster 6 2 4 0136100 4 Brock 3 1 1 1 16 20 LAURIER at Waterloo (Saturday, November 2) Toronto 6 2 Western 1 1 0 0 9 5 2 4 0127141 4 Guelph at McMaster (Saturday, November 2) 2 0 11 24 2 Windsor Ryerson 3 1 6 1 5 0102205 2 Windsor at Toronto (Saturday, November 2) 2 0 2 0 3 5 0 Waterloo 6 0 6 0 34265 0 York at Western (Saturday, November 2) Queen's 0 RMC 5 0 5 0 20 42

Tamiae Hockey Results

Standings OUAA Rugby-West GP W L T FA PTS Guelph 7, RMC 5

York 5, Queen's 2

Standings Boston 2 2 0 0 8 3 4 LAURIER 11, Brock 3 W L T GP F A PTS Edmonton 2 1 1 0 10 8 2 Laurentian 7, Waterloo 5 ANSWERS New 2 110 6 6 2 Windsor 9, McMaster 2 Western 7 6 1 0157 64 12 Chicago 2 110 6 6 2 York 6, RMC 5 Waterloo 7 5 1 1136 40 11 M. nnesota 2 1 1 0 8 10 2 Waterloo 6, Laurentian 2 1. A 1 Widmar

McMaster 7 5 1 1 111 52 11 Philadelphia 2 0 2 0 3 8 0 1 Guelph 4, Queen's 2. Herschel Walker Guelph 7 3 4 0112 93 6 3. Green Bay and Oakland LAURIER 7 1 6 0 52 152 2

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Boston 4, Philadelphia 2 < Jan. 25 GMAT 7. the Lions Guelph Brock 0 4, New York 2 41, Chicago 8. New York 923-PREP Rangers McMaster 13, Waterloo 13 Edmonton 5, Minnesota 2 (416) 9. Beric "Syko" Sykes LAURIER 16 Western 25, > 1-800-387-1262 10. Bob Errey

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