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Volume 57, No. £9 ?>(_. Tuesday. January 27. 1981 Phone 284-4401 Faculty Wants Pay Hike

By AMY JACOVES Nests Editor Several plans for increases in fac­ ulty salaries and benefits have been proposed by UM's Faculty Senale, according to Eugene Clasby, chair­ man of the F'aculty Senate. The plans will be considered by the Uni­ versity Budget Committee, and all approved proposals will go before the University's Board of Trustees for final approval. The proposals include an "overall base salary adjusted pool" in which "12.7 percent of the base salaries of everyone in the University is to be set aside for salary increases on a ~ - - - *, mg li _»!•__ • merit basis," Clasby said. Miami Hurncan./STU BAYER Under this proposal, all salaries paid to University employees would be totalled. Of this amount, 12.7 percent will be calculated. This the­ oretical sum of money will be taken The patio's concert stage is receiving a facelift. Before long, a new covering above the stage will be in tact, thus out of the overall University budgel and will be allocated for salary in­ eliminating the threat of those dreaded rain-outs. creases. Based on Diirturman-Ai. all University employees will be eligi­ ble for a raise. "In addition," Clasby said, "|it was proposed| that there would be a market adjusted pool of 4.5 per­ cent of faculty salaries to be sel 'Target' Is To Increase Black Enrollment aside to improve certain faculty sal­ aries to meet national standards. "The third element is a fringe consideration. "While a particular benefits package which would be' By CATHY HICKEY has been concentrating on getting said. requirements of the university; Another reason that the recruit­ those students' SAT scores are not person did mention this, no cre­ an equivalent of 2.6 percent of the A'MMar:: \,\, rdiln' students who are qualified to re­ total salary base to purchase im­ ceive John F. Kennedy - Martin Lu­ ing program is centered in Dade and used in the calculation of the aver­ dence was given to the discussion," Broward counties is because "we age score for the incoming fresh­ Butler said. proved health insurance to include "Our objective this year is to at ther King, Jr. Grants. A03 |clerical, etc.| employees, a least double the number of blacks in Giampetro mentioned that pres­ felt that if we were going to make men. The result is that the school is Butler gave several examples of an appreciable impact and help able to admit a large number of mi­ the ways in which other institutions disabled plan, a life insurance plan the freshman class as compared ently there are about 500 black stu­ and a dental plan." with the present year. That's our dents in the four classes at UM. black students, we ought to do it nority students without adversely have manipulated their statistics: target," William Butler, UM's vice Exact statistics are difficult to ob­ right at home," Giampetro said. affecting the average SAT score. • Some universities have two "These are our proposals and we president of student affairs said. In tain because students may decide He said that Fells has developed There was apparently no serious admissions programs — one for are prepared to change them to fit addition, he said that there is a new against reporting their race when an excellent recruiting program discussion regarding UM's adopting regular admissions into the fresh­ into the fiscal needs of the Universi­ assistant director of admissions they apply or register. which has employed about six or such a policy, according to Giampe­ man class and one for special ad­ ty. . .We're especially aware of the whose fulltime responsibility is the A problem in recruiting minori­ seven students from the Dade and tro, and the question of whether missions (i.e., those prospective stu­ impact of tuition on students," Clas­ recruitment of minority students. ties is that the money available to Broward area. "These students all there was any possibility of putting dents who do not meet the mini­ by commented. Mrs. Lois Fells has been with the these students is not "a bottomless happen to be black and from pre­ such a plan in operation brought mum admissions requirement, but pit." This is one of the reasons why dominately black high schools," this response from him: are still desirable to the university These increases are necessary in admissions program at UM since order "to reward excellent teach­ May, 1980, and "one of her prime the recruiting program for blacks is Giampetro said. The work that "There's no validity to that. It is for other reasons). The school concentrated in the state of Florida. these students do for the admissions a practice at some institutions, doesn't report the statistics from ers, and to allow us to attract and responsibilities is recruiting minori­ retain excellent faculty," he stated ty students," George Giampetro, Di­ If a student is a resident of the office is considered part of the where they do make an exception. both the programs. rector of Admissions, said. state, he has a much better chance work-study program in which they They do not necessarily include • Other institutions are known "Some salaries in certain depart­ are involved. According to Giampetro, Fells of receiving state aid, Giampetro those critera |in their SAT averages to accept freshmen into the regular ments are below the AAUP's At a recent Budget Committee and final reports|." fall class, and to take the freshmen |American Association of Universi­ meeting, in an informal discussion Giampetro said that such prac­ who do not meet requirements in ty Professors| national standards," concerning the number of black tices are "not honest;" he said that the summer. Only the fall statistics Clasby said. students in attendance at the Uni­ he felt that all SAT scores "should are reported. Butler said that some Committee Seeks versity of Miami, an unidentified be included as part of the admission schools in the state of Florida use "In order to recruit qualified peo­ administrator mentioned a ques­ report." this method. ple, we need to have a good salary tionable plan used by other schools William Butler, vice president in • Special admissions for sons and fringe benefits package," said New Chairperson as an aid in recruiting minority stu­ charge of student affairs, agreed and daughters of alumni, athletes UM President Henry King Stanford. dents. with Giampetro that the mention of admitted under certain circum­ Stanford said that the salaries are Basically, the plan involves ad­ an alternative policy for minority stances, or minorities are simply "paid partially by tuition" and that By SHARON HINSON , mitting minority students who do admissions was more in the form of not counted in the statistics for "tuition is a very large part of our News Writer not necessarily meet the admission a casual remark than a topic for some schools. |UM's| revenue." Other revenue, according to Stanford, is derived I'he Student Entertainment Committee is searching for a new chair­ person this semester, according to John Stofan, Program Director. from research grants, endowments and contracts. This chairperson will serve only this semester in order to complete the term of the last chairperson, Craig Malone. Malone, a music merchan­ "We have a smaller endowment dising major, vacated the position in order to take an internship in Dallas, Students Participate than do some of our competitive Stofan said. universities (including Tulane and Stofan said that as advisor, he and the chairperson call agencies and Emory]," he said. Because of this, find out what acts are available and how much" money they want. "We list In Freedom Celebration approximately 57 percent of UM's possibiities and SEC eliminates some of them immediately. If SEC decides revenue comes from tuition. it would like to have an act, it confirms a bid," he said. "Then, the advisor Stanford said that this may be and chairperson put in the bid to the agency." By CATHY HICKEY students are doing fine when we lie Relations for USBG. said of the due to the fact that the olher insti­ Stofan stated that some of the shows the new chairperson will be re­ Assistant New. Editor can never know for sure. celebration, "Our whole idea is to tutions are more established than sponsible for include the Vapors (who will appear this week), the Broad­ "Let's not forget our obligations present that we still care, and that UM. He also pointed out that even way show Pippin, and Michael Iceburg on acoustics and synthesizers. to each other," he said. We can help we cared when the people were still though other universities have larg­ There will also be two other shows this semester, "which we have bids on "This is our way of saying: Hos­ out those people who are "still held hostages." er endowments, their tuition is now," he added. tages, we're glad you're back!," hostage by their own insecurities At the end of the celebration, higher than that paid by UM stu­ Stofan outlined some of the chairperson's other duties, which include and problems," he said. Robinson reminded the students dents. said Chairman of the Student 1 "being completely knowledgeable of the show." For instance, one question Rights Agency Mark Robinson, as There was a moment of silent that despite all of the joy at the re­ on a required application asks for "a brief breakdown of what costs you prayer, and other students were turn of the 52 former hostages, Tuition must be increased, ac­ he opened UM's celebration for the cording to Stanford, because "we feel are involved in the typical SEC production." return of the American hostages. given the opportunity to say a few there is still a lot to be done because These costs vary, Stofan said. For example, when Christopher Cross words. "there's still three more Americans need to increase allocations to the performed at UM last year, he cost $1500. This year it would take $15,000 This celebration took place be­ Susan Khoury, Secretary of Pub- left in Iran." academic divisions of the Universi­ to bring him back, because of his increase in popularity. Pippin, which will fore a sparse crowd of sorority and ty." Also required is a $700,000 be here later this semester, will cost $13,009t0 *14e°00- fraternity members and USBG per­ computer, which would he installed The chairperson must also be familiar with rider costs, security ar- sonnel on the Student Union Rock so that many of the University's angements, sound and technical arrangements and the stage crew, Stofan on Friday at noon. The program programs that are usually done said. "Riders have to do with what kind of sound and lights you need, how was sponsored by USBG. manually, such as registration, fi­ many stage hands, food requirements," and other stipulations in the con­ nancial aid, and accounts receiv­ Father Francis LaChiara of St. able, can be computerized. tract, he explained. Augustine's Church cut the yellow As of now, the chairperson's duties are being performed by acting ribbon under a sign that said, "Wel­ Stanford said that the University chairperson Barbara Leibowitz. "It's a 40-hour week," she said. Stofan come Home, Fellow Americans," will be allocating "$100,000 to the agrees. "It takes a great deal of time .. .someone has to have a great deal of after he had spoken about the hos­ |Otto G. Riehter] Library for the dedication." •, , tages' release. next few years to increase the li­ Stofan said that students interested in applying for the job must first "We thank God for helping us to brary's holdings." fill out an application. Then, a screening committee goes through the appli­ bring the hostages back, and Alge­ The University, according to cations and interviews the prospectives. This committee is made up of ria as well," he said. USBG President Alan Rubin, a UBOG (Union Board of Governors) mem­ Stanford, is also making an attempt But, he said. "We can learn a les­ to save money. ber, two SEC members and a randomly chosen fulltime student. son from the hostage situation. . Applications are due? on Wednesday and rhe committee will probably .We assume a lot of things. Now we "We directed that all support di­ get together next Thursday, Friday or Monday to start the selection proc­ are up in arms because we know visions of the Universily cut back 5 ess, Stofan said. "We give them |the applicants] five minutes to give their that the hostages were mistreated, percent." The support divisions in­ presentation on what they (eel their qualifications are and what they when we assumed that they were clude development affairs, student would do as chairperson." This is followed by about a 10 minute question only being held hostage." affairs, financial affairs and the ad­ and answer period. After the committee makes its choice, the Senate rati­ LaChiara encouraged the stu­ ministrative portion of the academ­ fies the new chairman. dents to make the university more j ic departments. Stanford did say, Stefan said that he expected about four or five applications,although of a community through love and I however, that in certain instances last semester there were 10 applications. understanding, and he said that we , Miami llur^-an./RILL AUGUSTUS some restoration of monies wa* ' According To Stofan, the last two chairpersons weren't SEC membera ought not to assume that our fellow I permitted. before assuming the office. Father LaChiara Cuts ^ .-Mow Ribbon Page 2-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Tuesday, January 27, 1981 Greeks Help Fight Campus Crime update By ANA M. LOPEZ tion. the proposal to Undergraduate Stu­ "There's only so much that ad­ New. Writer Before deciding to Institute the dent Body Government (USBG) and ministrative policies and security patrol, Mullowney went before the Public Safety. They gave the plan can do. Crime can happen to anyone MEETINGS AROUND CAMPUS Greeks will join Public Safety Greek Awareness Committee and, approval and offered their full co­ at any time. You always think that and the UM Security Force in deal­ at one of the meetings, proposed the operation. it can't happen to you and when it ing with crime on campus, accord­ idea, which was met "with great does, you feel angry and then you CARIBBEAN STUDIES ASSOCIATIONS: There will be a meeting ing to Bill Mullowney, Chairman of wonder why anybody hasn't tried enthusiasm" on the part of the So far the response from the UM to do anything about preventing the today at 4:30 p.m. in Bldg. 37Q. Those who are interested are Invited to the Greek Awareness Committee. Greeks. Mullowney also consulted community has been very favor­ attend. The Committee is a representative crime from happening to you. Well, with an attorney to receive clear­ able, and with the active participa­ that's exactly what we hope to do, FEDERATION OF CUBAN STUDENTS (F_E.C): There will be a general council of UM fraternities and so­ ance from any possible liability to tion of the Greeks the "patrol rorities. prevent it from happening to you," assembly on Wednesday, Feb. 4 at 5 p.m. in Room 237 of the Student the volunteers. stands to achieve its goal," Mullow­ Mullowney concluded. Union. Mullowney has combined forces This was followed by presenting ney said. CIRCLE K CLUB: A general meeting is scheduled for Wednesday, 8 with Marc Robinson, chairman of p.m. in Room 241 of the Student Union. the Student Rights Agency, in es­ RUNNERS' CLUB: A meeting to form practices, and set dates for track tablishing a "Greek Patrol." meets will be held on Thursday at 8 p.m. in Room 245 of the Student The patrol will consist of approx­ Union. imately five or ten volunteers who MARINE UNDERGRADUATE STUDENTS: An organizational meeting will patrol the campus, paying es­ will be held today at 4:30 p.m. in Room 241 of the Student Union. pecially close attention to the dark BACCHUS Helps With Alcohol SAILING HURRICANES: On Thursday, at 9 p.m.,in Room 233 of the and more secluded campus areas. Student Union, a meeting will be held. "We decided it was time to get ASTRONOMY CLUB: At a meeting tomorrow at 8 p.m. in Room 207 of involved in such a program because Special To The Hurricane in a public service activity which can be a great per­ the Student Union, plans for the Star Party will be announced. Mem­ there's a great need for it and be­ sonal experience. This activity can also make an impor­ bership is open to all interested persons. cause we realy do care about what BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concern­ tant contribution to your scholastic and extracurricular WOMEN'S INTRAMURALS: Campus Sports and Recreation invites all is happening on this campus," said ing the Health of University Students) is the student or­ achievements. women interested in participating in intramurals to attend a meeting on Mullowney. "We want to help out ganization for the responsible use of alcohol. The Uni­ Friday at 4 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. Alternatives to present as much as possible to decrease National publicity concerning BACCHUS is grow­ versity of Miami BACCHUS group was chartered dur­ ing daily. Perhaps you have seen Rocky Bleier of the IM programs will be discussed, and refreshments will be served. campus crime." ing the Spring Semester of 1980. OMICRON DELTA KAPPA: There will be a meeting on Tuesday, Feb­ This involvement will hopefully Pittsburgh Steelers and Drew Pearson of the Dallas ruary 3 at 7:30 p.m. in the ODK Room. Dues deadline is Tuesday, be a deterrent to would-be crlmi- In conjunction with the Alcohol Education Task Cowboys participating in a BACCHUS commercial. Feb. 10. mals, whether they be vandals or Force, this group of volunteer students devotes its time If you would like to become involved with the or­ BETA ALPHA PSI: A professional meeting will be held Thursday at physical attackers. Someone plan­ to providing alcohol awareness activities designed to ganization and assist in carrying oil and expanding 4:30 p.m. in Room 226 A and B in the Student Union for aU members ning to commit a crime, seeing promote responsible decision-making about drinking, their alcohol awareness efforts, you can do so. Mem­ and initiates. large groups of individuals, will re­ and thereby prevent alcohol abuse on the campus and bership is open to any student who is interested. All BICYCLING CLUB: All members and interested individuals are wel­ frain from committing the crime. in the community. BACCHUS meetings are open and no dues are collect­ come to attend a meeting at 9 p.m. on Thursday in the first floor study The groups will be identified by ed. The only requirement for membership is a willing­ lounge of Eaton Hall. Gteek shirts. They hope to use BACCHUS also serves as a social organization, giv­ ness to become involved. SCUBA CLUB: The Scuba Club will have meetings every Monday at 8 radios which have a direct line to ing its members an opportunity to interact with other Interested students may gain additional information p.m. in Room 226D of the Student Union to plan weekend dives, par­ Public Safety so as not to become students having similar interests. BACCHUS parties by calling Dean William Sandler at 284-5353, or by at­ ties, and lectures. Everyone is welcome. physically involved in stopping the and picnics are some of the social events specifically tending any BACCHUS meeting. The next regularly WVUM: A staff meeting will be held on Wednesday in the Ruth King crime, but to notify the proper au­ planned for club members. thorities so that they can send out scheduled BACCHUS meeting will be on Monday, Jan. Stanford Lounge of the Student Union at 5 p.m. All others who are in­ 26 at 5 p.m. in Room 233 of the Whitten Student terested are invited to attend. professionals to deal with the situa­ As a member, you can become personally involved Union. 1968 COMPLEX DORM COUNCIL: The Council will have a meeting everv Tuesday at 9 p.m. in the 1968 Complex Seminar Room. WRESTLING CLUB: There will be a meting in the Ruth Stanford Lounge of the Student Union tomorrow at 6 p.m. Anyone interested irv •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• wrestling may telephone Neil at X2962 or Rich at X3002. ALPHA LAMBDA DELTA: Alpha Lambda Delta will hold a meeting to discuss their spring program tomorrow at 3:30 p.m. in room 233 of the Student Union. UM PUBLIC RELATIONS CLUB: The first organizational meeting l_ scheduled for tomorrow at 6 p.m.,in Merrick 324A. Officers will be elected and dues will be collected. Call Dr. Donald Vance at X2265 for NUDE REVIEW more information. STUDENT HEALTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE: The committee holds meetings every Thursday at 3 p.m. in the Law Room of the Rathskeller. Any student interested in getting involved with the comittee or LIFE­ LINES is encouraged to attend. For further information call X5921.

ON-CAMPUS HAPPENINGS Everyone should get an annual physical. But if you

CAMPUS MINISTRIES: There will be an Ecumenical Supper including want a checkup between physicals, it will cost you a dialoge on the Middle East issue tonight at 5 p.m. at the Wesley Cen­ ter, 1210 Stanford Dr., across from Mahoney-Pearson. LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY: Every Sundav at 9:45 a.m., Bible money. and Bagels -a discussion relating faith to life will take place at the Wesley Center, 1210 Stanford Dr. HILLEL: Hillel is sponsoring a blood drive on Wednesday, Feb. 4, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., in the Hillel lounge at 1100 Stanford Dr. Dr. Arnon Gut- feld will be speaking at Hillel today at noon for a Faculty Deli lunch. I know where you can get the following medical checks The cost is $3. Shabbat dinner at Hillel on Friday at 6 p.m. will again he featuring Dr.Arnon Gutfeld, Israeli Scholar in Residence. Reservations should be made by tomorrow. The fee is $2.50 for members and $3 for — FREE: blood pressure, pulse, temperature, blood others. CHABAD HOUSE JEWISH STUDENT CENTER: Chabad House is ottertng tree Fr___y nighl Shabbat dinner and services at 6 p.m. The hemoglobin concentration analysis and blood hemata- center is located at 1540 Alberiga Ave. Torah class with the rabbi and a Jewish philosophy class will be held at 7:30 p.m. Telephone 661-7642 for more information. crit (packed cell volume) analysis. CAMPUS SPORTS AND RECREATION: CSR will hold basketball foul shooting contests from Jan. 26-29 at 5 p.m. on the outside courts. All interested students are urged to attend. A Soccer Officials' Clinic will be held on Tuesdays and Thursdays, today through Feb. 12, 7-9 p.m., in Room 241 of the Student Union. Telephone X3253 for more informa­ You'll also get a review of your medical history, evalua­ tion. PHI ETA SIGMA: There will be a wine and cheese rush party for all qualified freshmen to join an honor society today at 5:30 p.m. in Room tion of your general health, blood test for viral hepatitis 226 of the Student Union. To qualify, students must at least a 3.5 G.P.A. and less than 28 credits. UBS/PRESIDENTIAL BREAKFAST: The United Black Students Orga­ and determination of blood type and — all if free. nization invites all members to have breakfast with President Stanford on Sunday, Feb. 8 in Private Dining Room #2 of the Ibis Cafeteria. If interested, call X6120 bv Feb. 5. CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT: On-campus interviews for career and graduate/professional study opportunities nationwide and Have you guessed by now? All these services will be international are now being held Monday through Friday for students graduating in 1981. Also, mini-seminars for all students and alumni on resume development and interviewing techniques are offered every done for you when you donate blood. If tests show you weekday. For further information stop by Building #37R. need medical attention, you will be notified. The blood INFORMATION DEAN OF STUDENTS' OFFICE: In Room 245 of the Student Union, the bank also keeps records of all donations you've made series "Effective Leadership Student Organizations'' will be conducted by Maureen Short on Thursday, 4-6 p.m. Topics such as publicity, money, resources, and campus communication will be discussed. and your health at the time. ARMY ROTC: Applications for 2-year and 3-year Army ROTC Scholar­ ships are being accepted in the Army ROTC office on the first floor of Building 48. All full-time students with G.P.A.'s of at least 3.0 are qual­ ified to applv. For more information, contact CPT Dan Perch at X4673. STUDENT ACADEMIC SERVICES CENTER: Students needing assist­ Besides getting a free checkup, your blood will be ance in the sciences, math, languages, or business courses will find quality tutoring available at the Student Academic Services Center, Bldg. 48K. used to save lives. To top it off, you'll get a free COKE OPEN DOOR: The student-staffed peer counseling helpline, walk-in service, tape library, and information center is now open seven nights a week, 7 p.m. to midnight. Telephone X2300 or visit Bldg. 49K. and a TEN DOLLAR BILL! IBIS YEARBOOK: Clubs: it's not too late. Clubs may sign up for their organization picture to be taken for the yearbook. Stop by Room 229 in the Student Union or telephone X6385 for more details. The deadline is Saturday. MORTAR BOARD HONOR SOCIETY: All juniors with at least a 3.3 G.P.A. interested in becoming members may pick up applications in Building 21H There will be a meeting of all applicants in Room 241 of C. McCADDON the Student Union on Thursday at 7 p.m. to answer questions about the organization. HILLEL: Israeli dancing classes will be held every Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at Hillel, 1100 Stanford Dr. The cost is 50 cents for members or $1 for others. (Sorry, we have no nude women) INTERNATIONAL STUDENT SERVICES: All non-U S. citizens are re­ quired by law to register annually with the Immigration and Natural­ ization Service. All F-l and J-l students, U.S. residents and family members must complete the 1-53 card and return it by mail to I.N.S. Located E. of Palmetto Expressway Obtain the card at International Student Services, Building 21-F. This MUST be done during January 1981. COUNSELING CENTER: UM Counseling Center is now forming coun­ seling groups for this semester. The group's programs are to facilitate personal development. For more information come to the Counseling Hours: 8:30-5, Mon.-Fri. Center at Building 21R or call X5511. STUDENT ACTIVITIES HOT LINE: Find out what's happening. Call the Student Activities Hot Line at x3333. CARNI GRAS ORGANIZATION: Anyone who would like to help in the Bring Your Student I.D. fun tent or be a clown during Carni Gras is asked to call the Carni Gras office at X3578. STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE: Applications for the posi­ tion of Student Entertainment Chairperson are available in the Student Activities Office for two weeks. The person selected will serve for this Or This Ad for A semester only. STUDENT RIGHTS AGENCY: SRA provides assistance with legal and academic problems and helps students in need of bail bonds. Call X6626 for a 24-hour answering service or stop by Room 244 of the Student SPECIAL BONUS Union. LECTURES MIAMI ACHIEVEMENT PROGRAM: MAP and Black Culture Week will co-sponsor a seminar on black male-female relationships at 7 p.m. on Feb. 1 1 in room 245 of the Student Union. For Simple Directions FRENCH CLUB: Dominique Pegliaso will speak on Monaco at 5 p.m. tomorrow in Room 233 of the Student Union. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: Barbara Dix Henderson, of the Christian Science Board of Lectureship, will speak on "Justice Call: 888-0923 tinder God's Care" at 8 p.m. on Thursday, in the Christian Sckmge BitrMing at 1115 I.evanteStreet. Refreshments will be served ana ad­ mission is free. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••—•MBMMllB Tuesday, January 27, 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Page 3 Jewish Appeal Team Prepared To Speak Out

Begins Campaign By ELIZABETH BABUN Neyvs Writer

By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE The University of Miami Spring News Writer semester debating team is prepar­ ing to compete against the Universi­ The United Jewish Student Appeal (UJSA) kicked off its fourth ty of Florida in a March tourna­ annual fund-raising campaign Monday night with a Deli Dinner at Hil­ ment. lel featuring Dr. Arnon Gutfeld of the University of Tel Aviv as the Scott Murphy, law student and guest speaker. team coach, says participants are Gutfeld.who earned his doctoral degree at the University of Cali-v doing research for the upcoming fornia in Los Angeles, and who is the co-author of US In the Arab-Is­ tourney's topic of discussion. raeli Conflict, spoke on that subject Monday Night. "Strength in U.S. Foreign Military." The two-week campaign, targeted at the estimated 2,500 UM Jew­ "During the week — usually ish students, is expected to raise at least $6,000, according to campaign Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday chairperson Linda-Ann Lurie, a sophomore communications major. — the debate team meets at the* "I know we can surpass that goal," Lurie said. While admitting Law School and the squads debate that "the history of the campaign has not been a successful one here," against each other for practice," she said that "last year's campaign was a start in the right direction." ' Murphy said. According to Lurie, the money raised by UJSA goes to organiza­ The group is composed of six tions and other overseas places. members: Willy Gomez (team cap­ "None of the money raised will go to military purposes; UJSA is tain), John Schneiderman, Eric Ge- concerned with humanitarian needs alone," she said, adding that part baide, Margaret McManus, Eric La- of the money will go to meet local Jewish needs through the Greater mont, and Ross Faber. The team ad­ Miami Jewish Federation. visor is Carl McHenry. chairman of- The UM campaign is part of a nationwide campaign that seeks to the General Management Depart­ raise $395,000 across major colege campuses plus an additional $79,000 ment. for "Project Renewal." Last semester the LIM team com­ "Project Renewal" is a $1.2 billion project introduced by Israeli peted without victory against Prime Minister Menachem Begin. It is an effort to bring special aid to Emory University, the University of the 10 percent of the Jewish population in Israel that is underdevel­ North Carolina. Wake Forest Uni­ oped. versity, and Middle Tennessee Uni­ With professional assistance from the Greater Miami Jewish Fed­ versity. According to Murphy, the eration (GMJF), Hillel, and Student Advisory Board Member Carol only time UM was ever the number Goldstein, whose campaign raised over $24,000 last year at Penn State one debating team in the nation was University, Lurie said she is confident that this year's campaign is in the 50's and 60's. bound to be fruitful, calling this year's UJSA workers "the most enthu- The team has been plagued by siatic I have ever seen." The Debate Team In Action Miami Humcan./BILL. URQUHART lack of funds and little student rec­ Another major goal of the campaign is "to reach every Jewish stu­ ognition. Gomez urges all interested dent on our campus and to make him an active participant in meeting students to contact him. the needs of world Jewry," Lurie said. The campaign will involve close to one hundred workers distribut­ ed among the undergraduate, Law School, School of Medicine and Graduate School students. Each worker will be responsible for contacting approximately 25 Nightwatch Escort Service Expanding Jewish students on a one-to-one basis. "The contribution we are hoping from every student will be dou­ Phillips expressed hope for more By DOVE MORISSETE Public Safety receives about 290 re­ most campus crimes occur. ble Chai or $36," Lurie said. ports of incidents a month, while j Rickards added that since most use of Nightwatch by UM students. Other activities that will highlight the,campaign are: a beach party And JOHN OUDENS "Our extension of hours comes as Of the Hurricane Stafl Nightwatch receives only one or | callers are girls, the Nightwatch es­ followed by disco dancing at Hillel on Feb. 1; a Rosh Hodesh Adar on two calls a night. corts always work in a male-female a direct result of student input Feb. I; and an 18 Carat Affair on the Feb. 7 as the closing event. Inter­ Nightwatch, the Public, Safety- According Diane Rickards, [ couple. that we got through Crime Aware­ ested students should contact Hillel at 665-6948. USBG campus escort service, is ex­ Nightwatch coordinator and a "The guy |escort] protects the ness Week," Phillips said. panding, reported Undergraduate Nightwatch escort, students think, girl from other people, and I protect "We're hoping that the students, Student Body Government Secre­ that nothing will happen to them if the girl from the guy. So if anybody through Crime Awareness Week, tary of Public Safety Tom Phillips. they walk from their dorm to the feels kind of leery about calling be­ understand the problems on campus UBOG Seeks To Stop Acccording to Phillips, who helps Student Union or Otto G. Riehter cause they think it's a couple of and that they will take advantage operate the service, he had asked Library, but these areas are where | guys, it's always a guy and a girl." of the program," he concluded. the USBG Cabinet two weeks ago for money to expand Nightwatch, Monopolization Of Rooms which at the time con_.sted of four • people each working 12-16 hours a Greek Committee Gets Underway week. By ELIZABETH BABUN "USBG, the UM president's of­ The cabinet said "yes, there were By JACKIE HALLIFAX student government with regard to such problems as New5 Wriler fice, and any other organization funds for two new people and ex­ the lack of participation by the student body in the that directly benefits the students tension of hours for all of the work­ News Writer Greek system, the absence of consistent positive pub­ The monopolizing of Student will have top priority, " he said. ers." licity, and the general lack of recognition of the Greek Joe Pineda, director of the Stu­ A hostage-release celebration and a Greek Crime Union rooms on the part of univer­ Phillips said that the two new Watch were proposed Tuesday night when the Greek system on campus," according to Bill Mullowney. sity organizations has prompted the dent Union, stated that the formula workers "will begin, hopefully, chairman of the committee. would also be devised depending on Awareness Committee held its first meeting of the se­ Union Board of Governors (UBOG) February 1." In addition, the serv­ mester. Mullowney, who is also Treasurer of USBG, char­ to set up an ad hoc subcommittee the number of members and the ice, which has been running from 8 student population served. The celebration was proposed to be held Friday at acterized the meeting as an informational one. He an­ aimed at finding a solution to the p.m. to 1 a.m. Monday through Sat­ nounced different meetings USBG will hold open to the urday, will begin at sundown after noon in the breezeway, and to consist of offering problem. According to Pineda, it will apply champagne to people passing by. (The celebration was general student body, and encouraged the officers to Ray Bellamy, assistant director to all organizations so that each is February 1. "go back and spread the word." treated equally. held at 11:30 a.m. Friday.) for the Student Union, said that Nightwatch was begun during The Greek Crime Watch proposal was shelved until "Make our presence known. Let people know we various organizations have made the spring semester of 1979 as an USBG represents all students it the reaction of the various fraternities and sororities care," he said in regard to Greek participation in reservations for approximately six attempt to reduce campus crime. could be gauged. Walk-For-U, being held Feb 14. to eight hours, while the organiza­ should have top priority in the use Located at the Student Union infor­ tions are supposed to be limited to of the Union." mation desk (X2318), Nightwatch The Greek Awareness Committee includes the pres­ Other upcoming events mentioned included a two hours at a time. The ad hoc subcommittee has has always encouraged students to idents of UM's 11 fraternities and five sororities, as USBG-sponsored tuition increase meeting; a USBG- well as executive officers of the Intrafraternity Council sponsored talk by Ron Stone, president of Young Marina Angleton, Vice President met twice — once before the call for its service before walking Christmas vacation and once after­ alone at night. and the Panhellenic. Alumni; Carni Gras; and the IFC Banquet. of the Undergraduate Student Body "We're trying to tight apathy through this commit­ wards. The committee includes Bel­ However, not too many students The Greek Awareness Committee was created last Government, said students have lamy; Angleton; Jonathan Kroner, a semester because of "a pressing need for increased tee, so this committee can't afford to be apathetic," been charging some groups with call for Nightwatch's help. Accord­ Mullowney said. representative from the UM Law ing to Alan Rubin, USBG president. communication among fraternities, sororities and the monopolizing space, making noise, School; Joe Pineda, director of the and washing feet in the bathroom Student Union; John Stofan, pro­ sinks of the Union. gram director; Paul Nagel, profes­ "The Union is paid for by stu­ sor of communications; and Paul dents and should be used as they Satty , a representative of USBG. want," she said. "USBG feels the Union should not be dominated by According to Bellamy, the com­ any organization." mittee is trying to devise a formula "USBG dominates the Union a lot which would prevent any student because we represent all students," group from monopolizing the she added. "We feel that since Union. FREE BEER. Apply For Graduation If you plan to graduate at the end of the Spring Semester, 1981, you must fill out an application for graduation. 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It is certain that tuition will go up next semester. The exact fig urea are not in yet, but if national inflation is any indication, the amount of the increase should be at least five hundred dollars. The facts are plain and simple: inflation is here to stay. Whether or not an eduaction at UM is worth nearly 3,000 dol lars per semester is not the issue. That is up to you, the consumer. An education at any private university is an expensive under­ taking, and just like buying a new car or a home, it is a purchase which should be carefully considered. . There are plenty of ways to receive a higher education with out paying these exhorbitant sums. If you qualify you can opt for finan cipl aid, or choose to study at a public university. There are options, and The Hurricane will be looking into var­ ious ways to get around inflation in future issues. We are also going to take a look at why the costs are going up here in addition to inflation. Agreement is strong on the fact that many improvments need to made and of course that can not be ac complished without the propor funds. Most likely, those of you who study here must be satisfied with the product you are receiving for your money or else you would not stay. Whether most of you will stay after the tuition hike remains to be seen. Keep in mind that no one is forcing you to stay. Those of us who will, know that UM ranks with most other middle ground schools and are aware that our costs have remained constant with theirs. Jury Is Out On Latest FCC Act: Is No News Really Good News? Leisure Bee Offers market. The all news stations, entertaining five minutes, with Service on FM a few years ago, WNWS and WINZ, and talk sta­ an excellent newscaster named it failed. News had yet to prove HOWIE tions like WKAT, do not figure Gil Fox anchoring. itself as a lucrative commodity Training At Low Cost to be affected by the ruling. j on the musically oriented fre­ BURNS This is all great for national quency, but there was room for But what about the music sta­ and international news cover­ tions? Most of the FM stations in age. However, when a locally I revision. Now, there are no in-, South Florida place little em­ significant news story develops, [ centives for revision whatso­ Leisure Recreation classes are a way to learn a new hobby, skill phasis on news as it is. Most of and it warrants complete, in- ever. or craft for a nominal fee. What with the skyrocketing costs of a col­ the news broadcast on the FM depth coverage, the local disc stations down here are not lo­ jockey finds himself at the If you want complete and lege education it only makes sense to get as much out of it as VOL Early last week, the Federal can. cally produced reports. mercy of the wire services. concise news coverage from the- Communications Commission Your chances of receiving all in­ I radio airwaves, you still have That's where Leisure Rec comes in. The revamped program ii adopted a major deregulative offering at least 40 non-credit classes including some which havt The big thing these days is formation which is significantly I several alternatives on the AM policy, which is sending mes­ automation. WA1A-FM, for ex­ pertinent to the breaking story | .and. But, if you're like myseif, never been offered before. New instructors are also participating, sages to radio broadcasters that since one of the biggest complaints last semester was the lack oi ample, programs its entire are doubtful.. I and like to get your share of 'big brother' is easing up on its broadcast the day before ever news intertwined with the good instruction. previously stringent obligatory Now, with the loophole that The classes which will run for eight weeks, meet one day a week going on the air. As repetitive as the FCC is offering these sta­ J sounds of music, you will now requirements. the music many times gets, a for two hours. In addition to learning something new, Leisure Rec is tions, those chances can be I find yourself fighting an ex- This latest act by the FCC re­ station can get away with some­ | tremely uphill battle. also a great way to meet people and become involved with campus leases radio stations from their whittled even lower to slim and activities. thing like that. This 'advanced long-standing obligation to technology', however, has found none. The bottom line is that, as broadcast news and public af­ hard as it was to get adequate The concern now is that noth­ its way into news, and the re­ ing of this nature spills over into fairs programming. sults have been mixed. local news coverage before the The ramifications this will ruling, adequate local news cov­ television. Can you imagine a have on certain radio formats WSHE-FM is the local erage on music stations now CBS-TV affiliate opting not to figure to differ, but a crucial Miami-Ft. Lauderdale outlet for may become obsolete. broadcast The CBS Evening question as to the future of the American FM Network, one News With Walter Cronkite? radio news is being raised as a of many syndicated news ser­ Local news has consistently Unfortunately, the fact is now result of this action. vices offered by the ABC Radio proven to be a vast wasteland clear that there will be less news coming your way over the The radio market that we all Network. This particular serv­ on the FM airwaves. When NBC STAFF ice is tailor-made for WSHE's Radio News tried their now de­ medium of radio, and that's the presumably identify with is, ob­ way it is. viously, the local South Florida 1 format. It is a very informal and funct News and Information Published semiweerily during tht academic year Copyright VJ71 by thc University of Miami. Published 1968 by thc Universily o/ Miami (Undergraduate Student Body. This publication is written and edited by students of the University) oj Miami. This publication docs not necessarily represent the opin­ ions o/ the University's trustees, faculty, or administration. Letters To The Editor Pos, Office Bon 248132, University ol Miami, Coral Cables, Florida 33124

DEBBIE WILKER ANDREW L. FURGATCH Defend Your First Amendment Rights Editor-in-Chief Business Manager To The Editor: a foreign country. The two na­ way we choose. For speech to in jeopardy. The Court's deci­ tive Americans work in the be truly free, there must not be sion limits the form that our Managing Editor Peler S. Hamm Recently, the United States same company. They speak per­ any limitations on it. The Court speech takes. This restriction on News Editor Amy Jacoves Supreme Court ruled that two fect English, but they feel more has in effect placed a limit on our freedom of expression sets a Assistant News Editors Cathy Hickey, individuals could not speak any comfortable speaking the lan­ our speech, and has thereby dangerous precedent; future de­ John Oudens language, other than English, guage that they speak at home. abridged on of our most impor­ cisions may restrict the content Editorials Editor Howie Burns while in a working situation. An Their boss walks in on one of tant freedoms. of our speech. The American na­ Assistant Editorials Editor Mark Cheskin tion can not remain silent on tis Entertainment Editor Jason Haikara employer can now fire an em­ their conversations, and it is un­ I contend that everyone has ployee for speaking a foreign employment lines for them. the right to speak in whatever issue. Everyone, whether he Assistant Entertainment Editor Tom Moon speaks a second language or not, Sports Editor Charles Rabin language with a fellow worker. As we all know, the First language he pleases, be it Span­ must stand up and make himself Associate Sports Editor Christopher Floro What happened to freedom of Ammendment to the Constitu­ ish, German, or Japanese. When heard defending our precious Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer speech? tion guarantees freedom of one of our rights is tampered freedom of speech. Copy Editors Barbara Stevens, Charles Lavin Imagine two native Ameri­ speech. That means we can say with, especially one of our most Photography Editor Dennis Deblois cans whose parents come from what we choose, in whatever basic ones, the others are placed Assistant Photography Editor Bill Augustus Miguel Rodriguez Art Director Porfirio de la Cruz Cartoonist Josh Hayes Executive Consultant Ritchie Lucas USBG: Student Body Must Work In Unison Assistant to the Business Manager Harry H. Rimm Assistant Production Manager Debbie Beck To The Editor: Only so much can be done. It is and individuals invovled. In Classified Ads Manager Mark A. Wooster for a good cause (such as fight­ up to the individual student to some instances the success has ing an excessive tuition in­ Circulation Director John Nagle Student Rights and Crime go a little out of his or her way been overwhelming but then crease), the student body has to Assistant Circulation Manager Lars Schmeckel Awareness Week wa. devel­ to find out information that will there are the other times which oped and coordinated by the join together and work as one. Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts assist them in the future. ends up being the majority. Stu­ Student Rights Agency of Why did we ask for Greek dent government needs people Senior Advisor George Southworth Undergraduate Student Body Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger support? Because this school they can count on and we be­ Joy I. Hodges Government. It is exactly what needs them. United groups such lieve we can count on the Secretary of University Affairs it says; a program to help stu­ Greeks. Whether it is presenting as the Greeks are one way to Marc S. Robinson NEWS STAFF Elizabeth Bobun, Barry Joy Bruder, Mory Cronin, Jackie Hallita-, dents become aware of the possibly reduce apathy on this an awareness program like ours Martha Martin, Mananna Peralta, Steve Renick, Pandee Rosen. Sandy Vandine, Jon- many problems they may en­ described earlier, or standing up Chairman of Student Rights 'othan Winson campus. Apathy in this instance counter on campus from an un­ Agency EDITORIAL STAFF: Jean Claude de la France, Jeremy Lang, larrySignori, Stacey (crime and rights) is hurting our Sher, Mark A Wooiter fair grade to rape. Ways to pre­ University because students Letters Welcome COLUMNISTS Elliot Cantor, Jeremy long, Mark A. Wooiter vent and/or overcome these ENTERTAINMENT STAFF: Ana Aretes, Mark Ba|uk,Julie Faith Cohen, Mory Cronin, problems are presented don't care enough about each Helene Jacobson, Don lawson, Alan J. Lipay, Lourdes Moller. Raul Molina, Daisy M. other. Brotherhood, Sisterhood, Olivera, Terresita Ortir. Ari E. Q-irch, Lone Steinberg. Maria Vega, Mark A. Woo­ throughout the program. The Miami Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of public interest to means caring. A bond between ster For a long time this campus the University and its community. All letters must be typed and SPORTS STAFF Elliot Cantor, Scott Jacobs, Abraham D|amos. Mork A. Wooster people that Jasts a lifetime. We meet our deadlines for publication which are: Tuesday at 3 p.m. for PHOTOGRAPHY STAFF: Helene Jocobson, Eric Daumel. Christopher Floro, Pete lip- has been very apathetic. It's as are reaching out to the people schutz. Marty Melt/ee, Kerry Pittenger, Jill J. Stone, Bill Urquhort, Rick Veingrad, if students don't give a damn Friday's edition and Friday at 3 p.m. for Tuesday's edition. All letters Monica Walden, Jomes Wilson who care about other people. are subject to editing to conform to space and style limitations. Let­ BUSINESS OFFICE STAFF Russell eOeyer Jana Walles, Karen Nesbit, Scot Keiser until something happens to Who else but the Greeks can we EDITORIAL OFFICE STAFF Barbara Stevens them. Then they bitch and rave ters must bear the writer's signature and that name must be legibly SALES STAFF lmda Brown, Barry Kantrowitt, Kenny Schindler, Marion Waskover turn to in such an apathetic at­ printed out as well. All published letters will bear the writers name because nothing was done to mosphere? We have tried and protect them or their valuables. in print. < tried to gel other organizations Tuesday, January 27, 1981-THE MIAMI HURRICAIME-Page 5 UM: Hotbed Of Crime JOSH HAYES., By JEAN CLAUDE nal, or a slower one on a fast bike. de la FRANCE The overall lighting on cam­ Hurricane Columnist pus is barely adequate for com­ mon use. Frequently traveled Last week the Student Rights paths are mostly dark, offering Agency and the Undergraduate concealment to night creatures. Student body sponsored the The above-average income "Student Rights and Crime clientele the University attracts Awareness Week." This week I comes equipped with all of the want to take a look at crime on 'luxuries' that make up a petty campus. So in the first of a criminal's dream. two-part column, I want to What most us seem to be ig­ touch on the conditions that en noring is that besides outside courage the growth of the crim crime, we may be our own big­ inal element at UM. *^$PU,mlVTIt Dis, fi LU*U?r^—__ gest enemy. A lot of the petty While most of us still read thefts occurring on campus are crimes in term of statitics or as being committed by students ASTREET FULL Or CAMAROSkTRANS AMS something that happens to the and university employees. We girl next door and the fellow would not like to turn UM into a [OUR fLACE WITH LUftt LUDLUMt- SALLV HOLLAND by ls\ Miessner down the street, it is growing watch camp, but we should WELL.. * ever closer to us, as an all-en­ avoid being overly trustful with compassing, despicable threat. new 'friends' with our valua­ True, the crime rate has bles, or too gullible to strangers grown nationwide, but we with a smile. should realize that crime does While the majority of stu­ not prosper unless the condi­ dents are not always coopera­ tions favor its growth. Crime is tive, employee negligence has a business and in order for it to done its share to encourage thrive and succeed there are a crime. few requirements which are In addition to those reasons basic. which at best are not avoidable, Briefly, In my opinion here carelessness and negligence give I *ME HOW DO ycXK are the main reasons why UM is thieves free rein. I mean that you GOT LIKE IT7 a natural honeypot for thieves students fail to heed warnings and other undesirables. A NdW to take care of themselves and 7 The University is located be­ that the best defense against CAR.! /MP/fESSED tween two reputably poor crime is to take preventive mea­ neighborhoods which are natu­ sures. ral hotbeds for thieves. We should all realize that we While most major college all live here and that creating campuses are isolated from the harzardous conditions will hurt cities in which they are located, all of us. A man's University is UM blends right in with the Learn From The Laws Of Other Lands his castle; when the criminal el­ City of Coral Gables. ement invades our homes, it is Our Campus is open, with time to cease reading crimes in By JEREMY M. LANG third of those arrested for seri­ rate. Study after study supports In Canada, gun ownership is easy access to and from any­ terms of statistics and start Hurricane Columnist the fact that gun control reduces very restrictive, with high pen­ where, providing an easy get­ ous crimes ever go to jail. Those doing what we can to put a stop who don't plea-bargain their alties for gun use. Result: gun away for any fleet-footed crimi­ to it. fatalities. This is borne out by Will a piece give you a way out of the charge and go to homicides have plunged, and the fact that countries with re­ many robbers use fake weap­ chance? Mark Woosterf'Don't jail will serve only one to five of strictive gun laws have lower Control Guns', Jan. 20) asserts those "extra" 15 years. In fact, ons. Brazil's gun laws are lax. No Etmhics In Law School murder rates than those that Police there report most mur­ that gun ownership is a basic a study last year of such a law don't. Firearms are second only in Florida said the extra penalty ders are committed with a gun. By KATHV RYBARCZYK be emphasized starting in tenet of freedom. Was John to cars as a cause of fatalities. Lennon's death a victory in the had no effect on crime or even In Japan, with one of the tough­ Hurricane Columnist undergraduate college Handguns accounted for half of defense of your precious free­ the time served in prison. A hor­ est laws in the world, mostly Before I bothered to look through the establishment of America's 10 murders per 100,- dom? Was John Kennedy's, or rendous number of crimes are only collectors and clubs are al­ carefully at the catalogs of required ethics courses for 000. and firearms in general for lowed guns. Result: handgun every student. The fact that Martin Luther King's, and the committed by repeat offenders. the law schools to which I 150 others shot dead every 63%. homicides are 1% the U.S. per have applied, I took it for any code of ethics will tend With criminals on the street The gun is a form of quick to be subjective seems a poor week in this country? How do and easy access to guns (one capita rate. granted that several courses you combat tragedy? fix. It's so easy to just squeeze a in ethics would be required excuse for not requiring eth­ quarter of all Americans have trigger and blow away the per­ at each school. Wrong! I find ics courses. For any career "There's only a minute guns), no wonder America is the son bothering you. It's hard to I don't know how to prevent that such courses are virtual­ that an undergraduate may chance that a British bobby will laughing stock of Europe for its be cool and detached when the murders, except with strict pun­ ly nonexistent at many of the be aiming toward, whether it ever fire at another human lax gun laws. So should guns be only other way to kill someone ishment to the offender. Nor do schools, while at the others, be in science, journalism, being. The whole point of our taken away? Says the National is to choke them for endless I want to anger the 60 million an ethics course may be law, business, or whatever, training is to AVOID the need to Rifle Association/Take away minutes with your bare hands Americans with guns. But I offered as an elective for there are certain standards of shoot, using superior tactics and guns and people will find some­ or to repeatedly stab them.Take hope it doesn't take another third-year students. Optional conduct that must be consid­ overwhelming strength and ex­ thing else to kill with.' away the gun, and the quick fix tragic assassination to realize ethics? Somehow I feel disil­ ered as ideal. pertise to make resistance fu- They are wrong. Ready ac­ disappears. And what's the re­ that we can learn a few lessons lusioned with law school al­ An ethics course should be tile."In 1979,bobbies used guns cess to guns raises the murder sult? | from the laws of other lands. ready. compulsory for each under­ on three occasions, killing one graduate, a course which man. Only special units with It is not that I think myself strict training are armed. IN so righteous; on the contrary, pertains to his particular ca­ reer objective, and which England, with a population of I recognize my own tendency 55 million, 55 people were killed to take refuge in the "the end gives him a background in the ideal standards of con­ by a gun in '79. Well this isn't justifies the means" philoso­ England, so how do we alleviate duct applicable to such a ca­ ._• ymmsimm , _. _. . — .._ phy. It is for this reason that America's problem? Let's turn ( I welcome any "obstacles", reer. Law schools, medical . I 1 L _ LJ ___,' i_i | || , to the new President. l_* 1 — . . ...-_---. _-_, ~ m such as required ethics shcools, and other profes­ courses, that will make it sional schools could then "If someone commits a crime more difficult for me to be­ take over from there, and while carrying a gun, add 5-15 come just another cutthroat provide aspiring lawyers, years to the prison sentence." THE HAIR PLACE doctors, etc. with additional The man has unfounded faith in lawyer, whose only guiding Is J . principles are ambition and guidance in professional eth­ the criminal justice system. If UNISEX greed. ics. threat of punishment is to be a deterrent, it must be sure and CREATIVE HAIRSTYLING Something seems to be Unfortunately, courses In quick. 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mv W5A CHflICfi!W.lW Page 6-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Tuesday. January 27, 1981 arts and leisure Shooting Bo: Highpoint Of 'Seasons' Bo, unlike the rest of the cast, re­ By BILL URQUHART j Hopkins, and Bo Derek has been out the movie has a special meaning. About one year ago from this frained from the informal walk­ Enter_ainm.nl Writer I for over a month. There have been a I through rehearsal scenes. She number of various opinions about ! date, a huge spectacle moved onto the campus of Williams College in would use her double, so her scenes The movie A Change of Seasons this film, but for myself and the did not take that long to shoot. .tarring Shirley MacLaine, Anthony | people from my hometown area. Williamston. Massachusetts. Wil- liamstown is a small college town Out of the whole cast, Anthony located in the northwest corner of Hopkins was the most friendly per­ Massachusetts bordering Vermont. son. On his day off, he just came to The spectacle was the cast and sign autographs. crew of the fiim A Change of Sea­ We hardly saw Shirley MacLaine sons. at all except when it was time for When my friends and I first her to do her scenes. They (the cast heard of the happening in Williams-, and crew) were staying in Benning­ town, we wanted to go to see Bo ton, Vermont and they would throw Derek immediately. That afternoon parties every night. was a great one. We left Adams, my The crowd scenes in the movie hometown, for the short, fifteen- aroused a large interest to the peo­ mile ride to see what some have ple of the community. Having a called the most beautiful woman in chance to see themselves on the the United States today. large screen of a movie theater in­ trigued them all. Every afternoon Upon arriving at the campus, 1 the people would line the streets to was stunned at the number of peo­ see if they would be used as extras. ple there to view the making of the This went on everyday for a month. movie. Getting close at first was a When the film debuted, the peo­ chore-and-a-half but, finally. I ple in the town who were in the wedged myself up to the front to crowd scenes were upset because see the cast. Seeing such stars as most of the scenes in which extras Shirley MacLaine, Bo Derek, and were used were cut out. The streets Anthony Hopkins was unreal to say were linedwith town-folk in front the least. of the theater hoping to see them­ selves on the big screen. Although much of the cast talked freely with the crowd. Bo Derek The movie crew stayed in Wil- was kept from the people by her liamstown for a month. During this time there were many difficulties, husband John most of the time. The but the atmosphere the people of cold February temperatures and her the Berkshire resort area showed seeming shyness detered most peo­ seemed to make up for the difficul­ ple from approaching her, yet the ties the crew encountered. The one photographers were out in full problem the people could not make force anyway. Taking Bo Derek's up for was the lack of snow in the picture at one time seemed unbe­ area. Last winter was practically lievable but it soon became a reali­ snowless but, thanks to snow ma­ ty- chines from a nearby ski resort, the Bo and John Derek didn't mind movie could have its snow scenes. the cameras at all. In fact, John They shot some of the daytime Miami HurricanemiLL URQUHART pretty much encouraged them. He scenes at night, as late as 8:00 pm. didn't want her around reporters at They did this by lining the streets Bo Derek: Shv But Kriendlv During Filming all. I, myself, was not working for with enormous lights. anyone- he encouraged those kinds The director dealt only with Bo idea how many people it took or Berkshires either. of photographs. Mr. Derek, a pho­ Derek, her husband, and the rest of how long it took just to do one Although the movie will come tographer himself, is a very jovial the cast, leaving the other adminis­ scene. The people of the Berkshires and go, for myself, having a chance individual who enjoys talking to all trative duties to his assistants. will never forget the time period of to see and photograph someone like Miami Hurricane/BILL URQUHART people. He made everyone feel wel­ The production of making a one year ago and I'm sure the crew Bo Derek is something I'll never come during the filming. Bo Derek: '10* Shoots Seeond Film movie is quite complicated. I had no of the film will never forget the forget. Luxury Ships A Different Type Of'Cruising By MARK GORDON Specie./ To Tk* Hurricane It's been said that college students are "naturals" for vacations. They're under a lot of pressure from studying, career selection and a slew of other everyday concerns. So when it comes time to let loose and party, they're America's experts. With these factors in mind, I decided to have my share of fun and excitement on one of the most popular forms of vaca­ tion around — a cruise to the Caribbean. The cruise I took lasted only a week- its one drawback. From the mo­ ment I boarded the ship, I knew I was in for the time of my life, beginning with a welcome aboard Rum Swizzle Party. What a far cry from the world full of ringing telephones, traffic jams, and looking for things to do. Crusing has it all. Unlike a land vacation, everything is included in one neat package, with no hidden costs- meals, entertainment, social events, and transportation. I had no hotel reservations to worry about (the ship was my hotel) and no constant packing and unpacking. Most of ali, it was a great place to meet people, as I learned at the ship's Unattacched Singles Cocktail Party the second day at sea. That's where I met a couple of coeds vacationing from the University of Michigan. My new friends and I found there was always something going on- an array of activities from dusk to dawn. There was basking pooliside in the sun, skeet shooting, swimming, backgammon, table tennis, and dancing. The enclosed Promenade Deck has all the amenities luxury cruise ves­ sels are known for, including night life rivaling many on-shore spots. Bar hopping is easy and the ongoing entertainment, combined with low-priced drinks and fun-seeking passengers, makes for easy partying long into the night and early morning. For those with the gambling spirit, the ship's casino buzzes with ex­ citement until 3:00 a.m. when at sea. One night I wasn't so lucky; I lost five dollars at the blackjack table. But I was consoled when one of my lady friends treated me to a couple of drinks with her slot machine winnings. Gambling's popular, but the biggest activity by far is eating. Ships pride themselves on their cuisine. Passengers can eat as much as they want, a luxury rare in a land resort. From dawn to past midnight, there's dining- breakfast (in bed or the Jining room), lunch, snacks, dinner, and a midnight buffet. And if that's not enough, I was delighted to find hamburgers and hotdogs served at poolside, so there was no need to get dressed and go indoors for lunch. As a matter of fact, getting all dressed up was rarely required at any time. F'or day wear, dress like you're still on campus. But for those dressy occasions, a coat and tie will suffice for men and pant suits for the ladies. One Of The Best I'arls Of Taking A Cruise Is The Se Then there are the ports of call, an added attraction to every cruise ener\ vacation. The ship I went on visits three exotic ports each week- Samana After leaving the lasl port, we had two more days at sea and a lot of $375. in the Dominican Republic, San Juan, Puerto Rico, and St. Thomas, Virgin more fun before I returned to the "real world" at the University of Miami. If you don't have the time or money for a one-week cruise, look into Islands. All things considered, I found cruising one of the best vacation values some of the three and four night cruises out of the Port of Miami. These Touring the islands was as educational as it was fun. Caribbean ports around. Rates on most ships start at $600 per person off season and $700 cruises, although shorter, offer the same good value, service, and experi­ are the homes of many historical and cultural sites such as San Juan's El during the peak season. This is based on double occupancy, but a third and ence of being at sea. A good travel agent can help you choose and handle Morro Cas'le and Ihe remains of Samana's 18th Century Old English set­ fourth person can share a cabin with two other passengers for a flat rate all arrangements for you at no extra cost. tlement. Brenner And Rivers Provide Comic Relief

By DEBBIE WILKER the egg-timer Rivers has left on THE Editor-in-Chief stage and yells backstage to her re­ questing just a few more minutes. Popular comedians Joan Rivers She'll have none of it and bounds BLUES BROTHERS and David Brenner, now in the last out from behind the curtain with few days of their stint at The Diplo­ her mouth in full gear. mat Hotel, put on a show of such If opposites attract it was never sidesplitting proportions that it better exemplified here. Where should not be missed. Brenner's jokes are carefully deliv­ The novel idea of lining up two ered and strictly G-rated, Rivers top-rated comic stars on the same qualifies for an X with her fast bill is one promoters should take paced and breathless routine. advantage of more often, as this Bordering on the vulgar through­ evening proved to be a classic ex­ out her act, the next hour on stage ample of what great dinner thea­ is punctuated with one-liners about tre-nightclub entertainment should ', Elizabeth Taylor's weight. The be like. Queen of England's pantyhose, the Since Rivers and Brenner are gynocologist, menstruation, and ' ___£__•><: stars of equal magnitude they begin ' sex. their show with a backstage coin Women who are beautiful and/or m*\-*i-- _ toss to see who would open. Rivers, rich are referred to as bitches, having woo the toss, announces women who are ugly are pigs. f / ' from behind the curtain that now Rivers also touches on politics and she will have more time to get claims one of our new cabinet ready. members is a Nazi. Brenner opens up slowly. He The focus of her act is, like that takes long strides across the stage, of most comedians, drawn from her gazes at the floor, and removes his own life, and what it was like jacket. The view is delightful. growing up as an ugly, flat, Jewish His jokes arc thought out, and de­ i American Princess. A good deal of livered in story-like fashion. His ; this particular crowd identified. patter is full of descriptions of Beware of sitting ringside for the everyday events that happen to Rivers show. She always singles him, and is dominated by outra­ j out at least two women and draws geous childhood memories. Invari­ ) them into her act as the "straight- ably, a few one-liners about the ) men." Though some of it is embar­ really dumb things we all do creep rassing, she presents the volunteers with a small gift after the show. into his act. Cinema IV presents The Blues Brothers, FREE, at the Brenner's generalizations about To wrap it up Brenner returns, Moms and Dads, and the pranks he and the duo fields questions from Beaumont Cinema Wednesday night. Showtimes are at used to play with his friends on the the audience for ahout 20 minutes. k Coupled with the excellent service 6:00, 8:00, and 10:00 pm. Tickets can be obtained at streets of South Philadelphia are everyday plights we all identify in The Diplomat's Crystal Room, the Student Activities office, located in Room #232 of with, thus making him appealing to this evening is well worth the price: 15 dollars ringside, twelve and ten the Student Union. You must present your student ID be- Da* id Brenner: \l The Diplomat Willi Joan ftverii audiences of all ages. After 37 minutes, Brenner diecks dollars further back fore Wednesday night. Limit one ticket per person. Tuesday, January 27, 1981-THE MIAMI HURRICAIME-Page 7

'Greatest Show' Is Bogged Down Applications Available costumes. By DEBBIE WILKER The show is nearly three hours Editor-in-Chief long, and perhaps that is another For Gong Show At Rat reason why the production numbers become boring. It was apparent Ringling Brothers Barnum and that many of the young people sit­ By ANA ARECES Bailey's 111th edition of "The ting around me felt the same way. Entertainment Writer Greatest Show On Earth" has lots j to offer, but ultimately misses the j The star attraction, Gunther Applications are available for the third annual Gong Show tenta­ mark. Gebel-Williams, appears four times tively scheduled for Tuesday, February 24th at the Rathskeller. Most of us know what to expect | during the night, with each time The show will be sponsored by the Rathskeller, the Program from the circus: the ariel acts, ani- ! better than the previous. His boyish Council, John Stofan, program director of the Student Union, and the mals, tight-rope walkers, dare- [ good looks and blond tresses have Undergraduate Student Government (USBG). devils, trapeze artists and clowns j the moms swooning, while the dads Susan Khoury, Secretary of Public Relations for USBG said that, are all standard fare. These num- I make do gazing at his glamourous "The Gong Show is an opportunity for talented students to display bers were all very good, but what j wife who assists him with his ad­ their versatilty. It is very hard for a student to get a chance to show came between the excitement bog­ venturous animal acts. their talent outside the campus, therefore we decided this would be a ged down the rest of the show. great outlet for new talent to emerge. The show is run in the same style Another highlight is the high as the television show such as having a point system, having a panel of Since most of the exciting num- wire swinging of Dolly Jacobs. judges made up of teachers, deans, etc." bers require numerous set changes j Daughter of 78-year-old clown Lou "The person who has the most points at the end will win and re­ and rigging to be hooked overhead, , Jacobs, Dolly truly has the circus ceive the monetary award. Of course, on the other hand, if the judges almost every other production in- [ life in her blood. Having appeared don't like your act, you'll get gonged. But even the losers have a good volves clowns or show girls. This is j for most of her 23 years, her profes­ time and the Rathskeller crowd always seems to enjoy the show. I an obvious ploy to distract us from i sionalism and outstanding athletic would suggest that interested students fill out the applications as soon the work of the stage hands. ability make for one of the more as possible." outstanding acts. This semester the show will be hosted by Al Lubel and coordinat­ The problem is that these "filler" The acrobatic troups were dissa- ed by the Student Government Public Relations Committee. The spon­ productions look like just that: pure pointing, as were the trained-dog sors of the Rathskeller Gong Show plan to make the show both a fall filler. It is as if the show had two numbers. By far the most thrilling and spring semester event. separte producers; one for the real moments were the dare-devil antics Susan Khoury adds that, "We've added one rule this semester. Be­ numbers and one for the filler acts. of the Carillo Brothers on the high sides auditioning the acts wishing to be in the Gong Show, we have de­ While thc exciting acts were at wire. cided not to allow past winners to enter. This will give everyone a fair times breathtaking, the clown and Although the tickets are reason­ chance of winning while not letting one person dominate the show show-girl numbers bordered on the ably priced at eight dollars for a every semester." embarrassing. Producers Kenneth good seat, this edition of "The The first prize will be $100 and the second will be $50. Gunther Gebel-Willtann Is The Animal Trainer and Irvin Feld should give thought Greatest Show On Earth" is bogged Applications for the show are available from the Dean of Students to improving the figures and danc­ down by too much in-between stuff office in building 21E and at the USBG office located on the second and Star Attraction Of The Greatest Shim On ing ability of the show girls while without enough time given to the floor of the Student Union. Earth doing away with the overly garish real audience-grabbers. Television: A Wasteland For The Viewer's Intelligence

By CHRIS WUERTHNER an addiction to the coxial cable. But elected President. And that's the The changes that will come in the Entertainment Writer instead of the arm, we mainline di­ truth people. next years have begun and as long rectly into our cerebrum and it Entertainment Editorial And it's not as if the dark forces as the shows reflect the viewer's In­ doesn't even leave tracks-'at least of Madison Avenue, Hollywood, telligence, the programs will re­ Organized crime is certainly of the kind one can see, but the evi­ and the networks were conspiring main status quo. We will one day missing a new source of income by dence is there. to reduce our brains to puree of wake up and find ourselves in a not selling it, but then how would For instance, the Department of avoided. It's frightening to read of pen? But not to worry- if the pres­ chicken guano. They are giving us one inject, snort, or smoke elec­ Health, Education, and Welfare did cases of people who believe what is ent continues, the rest won't even what we want or what they think place inhabited by Chauncey Gar­ trons, particularly the electrons a survey last year and found that being shown on television is actual­ notice. we want. Just check the ratings and deners. The only problem is that that form the image on a television only two percent still bother to read ly happening. They believe that Perhaps the greatest indication is see what shows are in the Top Ten. there would be no script or movie screen. And that's not a ludicrous and that half of those read the latest after hours Michael Landon pulls up the Zamora trial- not the fact of Of course there are good shows but camera. But we'll see it happen of idea- if you want proof, just check bestseller crap- Sidney Sheldon or to the Little House On The Prairie. what type of defense was offered, they are few and far between. course, since we all like to watch. out the crowd at 3:00 pm, the "Gen­ an excursion into the sugar-coated They believe enough to call up the but that the public might believe it eral Hospital groupies." sophomoric world of Erich Segal. police to find out who shot J.R. And and one day it will be accepted. And that's just one example. How It's cerebral diabetes time, kiddies! it's not just the young or old- it's People will purchase the items they many of us "just have to see this The other one percent decides to the teenager, middle-aged, etc. The see advertised for no better reason show." To put it bluntly, most of us read books of merit- Twain, Dick­ real world has become displaced bv than, "they said it was better than are TV addicts. So don't try telling I ens, Homer, etc. So what do the rest a banal fantasy version of it. These Brand X." People believe what they me that you still read books or lis- | do- that's right, they "watch." Or people will one day be in important see, to an extent that if I had two ten to music or still hold conversa- | rather, they vegetate. Few realize positions and then what will hap­ weeks of prime air time, I could get «$*» tions, especially when I am guilty i the power tha television has. People of the same crime. don't want to take the time to read I decided to count how many j the newspaper, it's too much work. PRESENTS: hours of TV I watched per week "Watching" is so much easier. Of and it was a disturbing figure. And course, fantasy is always easier to if you, dear readers, did the same, accept than reality. you too would discover what I did- And reality is what is being THE Attention: ALL STUDENTS HEALTH SERVICE BLUES BROTHERS HOURS Regular Services — Unchanged THURSDAY EVENING — 2 SHOWS Mon.-Frl. 8:00 A.M.-5.30 P.M. 7:30 P.M. 9:30 P.M. Emergency Services — Changed Mon.-Frl. 5:30 P.M.-8:00 P.M. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BEAUMONT Sat.-Sun. 12 NOON-8.00 P.M. ON WEDNESDAY — CATCH IT AT THE RAT ON THURSDAY!

Hurricane staff meeting today at 4 p.m. Everyone invited. Be There. Aloha. LILY TOMLIN IN AN EPIC COMEDY (GIVE OR TAKE AN INCH)

BEER • WINE e FOOD STAMPEDE BAR INVITES U. of M. STUDENTS TO ANDECKER BEER NIGHT 50' A BOTTLE THE Prizes Given Away Every Hour INCREDIBLE JAN. 29, 1981 SHRINKING Thurs., 7-12 P.M. WOMAN LILY TOMLIN CHARLES GRODIN NED BEATTY A LIJA Production "THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN" , 2035 S.W. 67 AVE. Written by JANE WAGNER Music by SUZANNE CIANI Produced by HANK MOONJEAN 261-9052 Executive Producer JANE WAGNER Directed by JOEL SCHUMACHER A UNIVERSALPICTURE Read the JOVE Book Copyright 1980 by Universal City Studeos, Inc (PGJPiWEKTi-.GUOAKtStn_!£_TE_ •__&' » NO' « tun** i FOB .HHOIWN, BILLIARDS OPENING JANUARY 30 AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU Page 8 THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Tuesday, January 27, 1981 cheaper EP price, one can get three I stricted by the desires of a foreign Beatles and the sixties, but also to I filmmaker. In the future, it would all the negative ideas that caused very good songs rather inexpen­ sively. Joe Jackson is a major talent be best for all parties involved if he young people to rebel against their would work as an individual artist, parents. on the music scene today: The Musical Notes Harder They Come reiterates that rather than as a tool of bigger men. The album is a milestone in rec­ position. Certainly he is independent enough orded music. It is, however, no sur­ to manage on his own. I hope. prise that it went largely unnoticed wonder that Lennon's voice shows cessful but still good album, the Joe no sign of hoarseness. Jackson Band has released a three — DON LAWSON, by most of the people who bought _ MARK BAi-K Harrison's AU Things Must Pass Yet, for some strange reason, he song EP which must rank among and McCartney's records. Those refused to divert himself from their best work to date. From his who did buy Lennon's album were drowning his vocals in echo auspicious start three years ago able to view both the Beatles and throughout Double Fantasy as well with Look Sharp! and its hit single Lennon from a new light. as most earlier albums. His new lyr­ Is She Really Going Out With Him?, ics are quite banal and far from po­ much was expected from Joe Jack­ Lennon's next album, Imagine. son. which, like Plastic Ono Band, was etic. Songs Hke Dear Yoko and heavily influenced by Dylan, was Watching the Wheels, which is The follow-up album, I'm The also excellent. Less harsh and more reminiscent of God from Plastic Man, was seen by many as a disap­ Ono Band, take at least a half dozen pointment — just more of the same DOUBLE FANTASY melodic. Imagine is Lennon's most listenable album. His next effort. listenings to sound like anything at that could be found on Look Sharp). John Lennon/Yoko Ono all. Even then, however, the music With Beat Crazy, Joe Jackson ven-1 Geffen Sometime In New York City, rec­ orded with the New-York based still comes across as being forced tured into reggae rhythms and more band Elephant's Memory, displayed and lacking in self-assuredness. On subtle vocal patterns. While fans Of all the Beatles, Paul McCart­ the other hand, songs like I'm Los­ and critics were usually pleased ney probably affected people's con- Lennon and Ono as chic radicalists. The music is spotty at best. ing You and Cleanup Time, even with the results of Jackson's exper­ 21-151980 ciousness more than anyone else in after repeated listenings, fail to re­ imentation, the album sold less im­ the band. John Lennon, on the other After this, it seems Lennon fell veal any subtleties. pressively than did the previous hand, got into our "sub-conscious." flat on his face. Both Mind Games two. Songs like Yesterday, Eleanor and Walls and Bridges were thor­ Double Fantasy's bright spot, oughly uninspired and faceless. This however, is Yoko Ono. Unlike the The Harder They Come should be INFERNO Rigby, and Penny Lane sound more a Joy to anyone who likes Joe Jack­ like Paul's baby than Beatle tunes; music could have been made by al­ "new Lennon," Yoko still retains Keith Emerson most anyone, which is quite dis­ her old fire, which is good news. son. The three songs present are all Barclay whereas songs such as Help.', No exciting, worthwhile, and enter­ where Man , and Strawberry Fields heartening considering that Len­ Kiss, Kiss, Kiss is an interesting GENEVA non's greatest attribute was always song spaced somewhere between taining numbers. One was recorded In the year 1978, the masters of Love of Life Orchestra Forever are more easily equatable Immediately prior to the Beat Crazy with the Beatles than John Lennon. the distinctness of both his songs new-wave and Euro-disco. I'm classical rock, Emerson Lake and' Infidelity and his voice. A year later he rec­ Moving On is also quite compelling, sessions, and the other two were Palmer, released the major disap­ It Is therefore no surprise that orded Rock 'n' Roll Music, an if not downright paranoic sounding. recorded as part of those sessions. It pointment of their career. Improp­ Out of the import bin jumps the when the Beatles broke up, the gen album of old fifties songs which There are some creative sound ef­ seems incredible that three songs of erly titled Love Beach, the album delightful Love of Life Orchestra eral concensus of most people was sounds largely like most of Walls fects on I'm Your Angel, and Give this quality did not find their way became the band's final studio re­ (LOLO) album, Geneva. I don't that McCartney was the man to and Bridges. And then he disap­ Me Something is, without a doubt, onto that album. Perhaps the sales lease. Since the group's demise, a know why I bought It- I've never watch. Indeed, he was the group's the album's most gut level number. record of Beat Crazy would have live album and a greatest hits album heard anything by or about the polished perfectionist, who never peared. For five years we waited for something new that would re­ Listening to Ono's songs in con­ been much more impressive had have been forced onto the unwilling band before. I still know nothing wanted the band to breakup in the they been included. market by the concerned executives about the band but this fresh funk/ first place and who did everything store his reputation once again. text with Lennon's makes this album sound interesting. Yet, there The title song is, of course, a re­ of Atlantic Records. Both discs jazz/rock/avant-garde album ii to keep them together when their Lennon's new album, a collabora­ very different than the average tion with Yoko Ono, is entitled is no doubt that Yoko is the album's make of the Jimmy Cliff reggae were results of contract obligations, manager Brian Epstein died in 1967 standard, The Harder They Come. rather than artistic developments. specimen from that stew. McCartney has not stopped produc­ Double Fantasy. There are seven saving grace. It was always one of songs by Lennon and seven by Ono. Lennon's fantasies for people to ap­ Surprisingly, what with Jackson's Inferno marks the beginning of That main difference lies in re­ ing material since the group's recent forays into reggae, the reg­ straint. LOLO seems to have devel­ break-up in 1970. The album's single, (Just Like) preciate his wife's work more than Keith Emerson's solo career. The his. I wish I could use this as an ex­ gae elements in this fine song are album is a soundtrack to a French oped their sound by approaching Hindsight indicates, however, Starting Over, is a fifties' style crooner and is probably the most cuse for the poor quality of Len­ very subdued and Jackson's vocals movie of the same title, with these oft grouped forms with swift that Lennon started losing interest non's songs; however, Mind Games on this number are relatively screenplay written and directed by little melodic tunes. There Is little in the Beatles as early as 1966. His magical piece of music that he has managed to create since the title and Walls and Bridges are proof straight forward. This does not Dario Argento. The major fault in' improvisation on the album's nine solo career is much more mysteri­ positive that this is not so. It took imply that The Harder They Come the record lies in the fact that tt is a tracks. The only real solo is a brief ous. Although all the early ex-Bea­ track from Mind Games. Woman, also by Lennon, is a very pretty Lennon five years to come out with is anything but one of the finest soundtrack. Graced with a grand drum break in Ordinary People. tles solo albums were very much something new and his style did not songs to be recorded by Joe Jack­ total of fifteen songs, the album ap­ The first side is faintly reminis­ worthwhile, Lennon's Plastic Ono mellow love song with "early sev­ enties trappings." progressed at all. The fact that he son. Jackson adds an emotional pears choppy, resulting in rather cent of the new Talking Heads Band stands apart from the others. composed Please Please Me and I punch and a New Wave flavor to uncomfortable listening. The long­ album. Rhythmically, both records Listening to the album is like trac­ Like all of Lennon's albums after Am The Walrus within three years this song which ought to make it Sometime in New York City, the est cut, Rose's Descent Into the Cel­ never stray from the beat and the ing back to not only everything that shows that the man's talent had one of the truly memorable songs of lar is a mere four minutes, fifty six melodic tines and chorda! place­ is powerful and essential about the musicians on Double Fantasy are all truly deteriorated. recent months. session players. This adds to the seconds, with the rest of the songs ments are used primarily to en­ slickness and sterility of the pro­ There was something very pa­ The lyrics of The Harder They lasting as little as forty eight sec­ hance the rhythm. Though each In­ duction. As far as Lennon's vocals thetic about walking into a record Come are pure reggae and fit Jack­ onds. Hardly enough time to prop­ strument suggests a number of dif­ 1981 BIG are concerned, there was a time store the day after Lennon was shot son's voice like a glove: erly develop a theme. ferent bands from the Cars to the ORANGE FESTIVAL when very few people would argue and seeing slightly confused look­ Although this discontinuity Cannonball Adderly quintet, the that there were others who could ing people of all ages clutching onto The oppressors art trying to would be enough to destroy most bass playing is usually straight Music In Miami. a copy of a very confused-sounding track me down albums, Emerson manages to sal­ funk. This makes the record (as sing with more bite and more balls with the Talking Heads) a dance over 40 Tree Events than Beatle John. Considering that album. Writing this review was not Trying to drive me underground. vage this particular work by play­ he hasn't toured since 1966, it is no a pleasurable experience but John They think they've got the battle ing magnificently. Shedding the album. during February. Cali RA.C.E. Lennon was never one to mince won, multi-keyboard overkill that be­ The constant repitition of the 856-19e66fordc_dilN words, so for his sake and for what 1 say forgive them Lord came the trademark of ELP, he per­ themes throughout each song sug­ PLUS he taught me through his music, They know not what they've forms solely on the piano on virtu­ gests either disco or Steve Reich, _____•____. _M7*Vf_ neither can I. done. ally every piece. As with his Piano take your pick. The compositions January 31 Concerto No. I from Works Vol­ are all written by Peter Gordon, Thc Trumpeter of Jazz l£_H __V./V-y •__ — STEVE KATZ This is the first cover ever done by ume One, Keith has obtained God­ who plays sax and synthesizer. He MAYNARD FERGUSON the Joe Jackson Band and it is done frey Salmon to arrange and conduct uses the synthesizer to state a me­ well. If they continue to do re­ the orchestra. It is evident that lodic theme in a stripped-down makes, it is to be hoped that they all these two artists have worked to­ say-it-with-simpllcity way that im­ will be this innovative and this gether previously, as the strings plies every musical possibilty while good. augment, rather than overshadow exploring none of them. The feeM.r.g Out Of Style is a typical Jackson the piano. is the musical equivalent of not song about wondering what is In The album as a whole has the being able to scratch an itch. It's IR OES^ style this week. The singer thinks same feel as Works Volume One; In great. All the songs start and end that the clothes he wears look just particular the aforementioned Con­ again, too. Some like Cry like A 8:30 PM* fine, but worries that they might certo and Pirates. With the main Baby, Sing Like A Dog end four of Dade County Auditorium not suit the ever-changing demands title theme introduced as the open­ five times. Tchaikovsky liked to use • Haircuts • Frostings this trick too. 2901 VV. Hagler Street of fashion. It does not have any ing cut, Emerson later varies the major advantages over the best of context and mood of this theme to It's a good thing Brian Eno did rree..nlf_ in 1_.o«i.ejn.i wilh The *1,amt Jackson's work, but it has a place in Itri.lrl WTMI .end GeeMt .nee-ni^ii h^nh • Perms • Color fit the particular atmosphere need* not catch these guys first because that category. ed for the film. One of the more in­ besides the precision-like quality to February 21 JKMCMSONMND For An Appointment mt HAHOGI. tMW i 'FILMS by ICE CREAM Classified can overcome any bias, I'm sure. If DAVID CHFKTOh 2. LONDON BROIL $3.75 you can find this record, buy it. Mi.tonr_l 3. 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By ELLIOT CANTOR Sport* Writtr Unbelievable! Fantastic! Incredi­ ble! These are the adjectives that one could use to describe Friday's swim meet against nationally ranked Texas. The dedication and spirit of these swimmers was really amazing to watch. They gave their hearts and souls to the meet. Not only that, but they helped each other out emotion­ ally. Everybody was pulling for everybody! The Women's team won 60-53, while the Men's team gave Texas everything they could handle only losing 63-50. Upon arriving at the meet one couldn't help but notice how well poised and prepared these men and women were. A definite credit to their coaches, Bill Diaz and Ray Woods. Both coaches are two of the most highly regarded in college swimming around the country. Miami Hurricane/CHRISTOPHER FLORO I was a little disappointed at the |$|fpvvt*um Jesse Vassallo En Route To 200 Backstroke Victory beginning with some of the spirit that Miami was showing. Prior to the meet getting underway all the Texas swimmers got together and did some kind of Longhorn cheer to .»<_"«* »%•*«._%_.*%WVi *Vv V. lV%YI\'t*1.Y%VVY%VV-V\\V get themselves "psyched up." I Miami Hurricane/BILL URQUHART guess I was the only one who had guts enough to speak up as I yelled LM's Medley Relay Team Was Edged by ET back to them in the middle of their; cheer,"What happened to your foot­ ball team?" were: But later on in the meet, the spirit 1,000 FREESTYLE: Jesse Vassal­ 400 FREESTYLE RELAY: Lisa for Miami really came alive. For not lo (9:27.05) Zeiser, Kate Mortell, Lois Daig­ only were our swimmers generat­ 200 FREESTY-LE: Matt Gribble neault, and Cathy Conlin (3:35.47) ing much of the spirit, but the (1:40.19) Solid performances by the Miami crowd was getting into the action 200 BUTTERFLY: Matt Gribble divers, coupled with good showings too. (1:48.98) at second and third places were the With one relay event left the 200 BACKSTROKE: Jesse Vassal­ principal factors leading to the fine men's team found themselves be­ lo (1:54.13) overall finish by both teams. hind 50-56. A 7-point relay victory 200 INDIVIDUAL MEDLEY: In addition to the victories by would have clinched the meet. Andre Aquilar (1:54.07) Layland, Capps, and Schuster, In the women's competition, the 1-METER DIVING: Lenny Lay- Miami picked up more points in the score was tied 53-53 with one event land (308.75) diving events with Capps and Lisa left, the 4x100 freestyle relay.1 3-METER DIVING: Lenny Lay- Sharp's second place finishes in the Thanks to the foursome of Lisa land (322.45) 1-meter and 3-meter, respectively. /.riser. Kate Mortell, Lois Daig­ Ray Botsko and Ken Murtagh neault, and Cathy Conlin, the The following women came out provided the other points in the underdog Miami team came on top: men's division with Botsko placing through to upset #3 ranked Texas. 1,000 FREESTYLE: Barb Shock­ second on the 3-meter and Murtagh These four women won in style ey (10:26.47) finishing third in the 1-meter. beating Texas in this relay convinc­ 200 BACKSTROKE: Kate Mortell Miami's upset in the women's ingly with a time of 3:35.47. (2:07.08) competition featured many fine in­ This meet served as an indication 500 FREESTYLE: Barb Shockey dividual performances. Although of how great our men's and wom­ (5:08.49) many of the swimmers placed sec­ en's swim teams really are. 1-METER DIVING: Sarah Schus­ ond, the big win was achieved Both coaches should be extreme­ ter (268.90) when it was absolutely necessary. ly proud of their swimmers, espe­ 3-METER DIVING: Julie Capps (256.45) Miami's next meet will be against Miami Hurricane/CHRISTOPHER FLORO cially coach Woods, for he used to the University of South Florida on Lenny Layland Takes Off In Victorious Style coach at Texas. 200 BREASTSTROKE: Jody Ford February 7th at 2 p.m. The top finishers for the men (2:29.27) 'Canes Lose Tight One To Alabama St., __#__ I VT DETU RVI.U> __M____ _.... _ mytmrn. * I- &______. _ ^e—^ By HOLLY BETH BYER squad has a disadvantage in thatthe other than Klorida State and Flori­ Wilson broke many UM records in­ Dottie Richardson. Richardson is a The 'Canes are coached by As­ Assistant Sports Editor freshman do not have the experi­ da. They played both teams earlier cluding most points, rebounds and five foot eleven inch senior who sistant Director of Athletics, Linn ence in competition on a college in the season and came away with blocked shots. Last year Wilson av­ Dunn. Dunn is beginning her third The University of Miami wom­ took a year off to get married, had a level that is needed in order to win. losses. The 'Canes will be seeking eraged almost 16 points per game. child and still managed to come campaign as Head Basketball Coach en's basketball team finished their " The team this year is young, revenge at home. Wilson is a physical center stand- al UM. 79'-80' season with a winning 18-16 back and average over 12 points per but not quite as young as last year. game. Dunn hails from Austin Peay and record. They are presently in the Last year we started three fresh­ Ole Miss. Two teams with winning middle of their 80'-81' season with Perhaps the Hurricanes biggest man, a sophmore and a junior. This surprise is junior Jill Poorman. traditions. an 11-12 record, including a 10-5 year we're starting three freshman, Jan. 27 Florida International Home 7:00 7:00 Poorman at six feet, one inch, is a Dunn went through a 10-13 sea­ home record. a sophomore and a senior," she said. 31 Florida State Home son with the 'Canes last year, but Coach Lin Dunn feels that it may starting forward. She has been in­ With such a young basketball Feb. 3 Miami-Dade South Away 7:00 jured much of the season, but is ex­ that was credited to the period of be difficult for the lady Canes' to team Coach Dunn's major priority transition the 'Canes are going duplicate last year's winning season 6 Central Florida Home 7:00 pected back in the lineup soon. is to build the basketball program. Poorman entered Miami as a through. Time makes a winner. ' as they have a much more difficult Her personal goal is " to build a na­ 7 Florida Home . 7:00 schedule this season. walkon sophomore from the Unvi- The Florida State game will be tionally competitive team." 10 Miami Dade New World Away 7:30 ersity of Florida and was soon se­ " As this is the second year that One of the ways that Dunn is try­ 12 Broward Central • Away 7:00 played in the I.ane Recreation Cen­ we are giving basketball scholar­ lected on the All-State Collegiate ter at 7 pm. on Saturday January 31. ing to do this is through recruiting. team along with Wilson. ships our first priority is to improve " When building a team you want 14 Stetson Home 7:00 on last years' season. The key fac­ 15 Dayton Home 7:00 Always a hustling player. Poor- The team is hoping for the return to bring in better than what you man had a high game of 25 points tor this year is that we've increased have. It is very difficult to recruit." 20 Florida A&M Home 7:00 of junior forward Jill Poorman. the strength of our schedule, so it last season and was third on the Poorman has been out with an inju­ Dunn's goal for the future is to be Florida International Home 7:00 team with steals, stealing 61 balls will be difficult to duplicate a win­ nationally competitive, her goal for 21 ry- ning season," said Dunn 23 • Miami-Dade North Away 7:00 last year. this season is to " take the second Another Miami star is Joyce Tay­ "This year is the first year that One factor that should be taken step towards the goal of being na­ 26-28 Florida Championships Away we have the potential to beat Flori­ Into consideration concerning a lor. At only five feet, eight inches, tionally competitive. At this partic­ Taylor is short for a starting fur- da State's Ladv Seminoles." winning season for the lady Canes' ular time we are in the second step The 'Canes are led by sensational ing over six feet tall, who scored is the age of the team. The starting Sylvia Wilson. Wilson was a unani­ over 520 points last season, more ward, but she has perhaps the best The game against the Florida Ga­ of the goal." vertical jumping ability on the squad consists of three freshman, a In the next two weeks the bas­ mous choice for an All-State selec­ points than Rick Barry managed in tors will be held Saturday, Febru­ sophomore and a senior. With three tion after only her freshman year. his freshman campaign. team. Taylor finished last season ary 7, It 7 pm. in the Lane Recre­ ketball team will meet with two of second in scoring on thc team. ation Center. out of five starters freshman, the their biggest rivals. They are none In her first season with the 'Canes. Another acclaimed Miami star it, Poor Planning Holds Back Stadium

could range as high as $25 million, the Universi­ funds that the Hurricanes have received. When By CHARLES RABIN ty and Executive Committee seemed shocked. UM travels to schools such as FSU and Florida it .Sporls Editor is hard to come away with victories with a de­ pleted lineup. The man power is there, but the James McLamore, Board Of Trustees Chair­ depth is lacking. man, said it was hard to say whether the report Poor planning may be the eventual downfall was favorable or not. He said the school did not This past weekend the 'Canes swim team of the proposed football stadium on the Univer­ plan well and did not take things like parking hosted number one Texas. Without the worry of sity of Miami campus. and the effect of thc neighborhood into consid­ traveling costs, the Miami lineup was complete. eration. The ladies came away with a big upset and the men put forth a great performance, losing by a When Head Coach Howard Schnellenberger mere 13 points. took over the reigns from Lou Saban two sea­ The decision of whether thc money be spent sons back, he realized that UM would never on a stadium or in the better interests for the The potential is there. The money is not. undergraduate students is still up in the air. gain the recognition or monetary funds neces­ It will take years (or the money that is spent sary to lead them to a national championship if A stadium is essential. to be replenished, but the wait will be worth­ a stadium was not built on the Miami campus. while. I might add that $25 million is a steep hill to climb, but in order for an institution to make With a football stadium, will come a Schnellenberger began his campaign to build money, money must be spent. of tradition. sense a stadium about a year and a half ago. The origi­ nal proposal was for a 42,000 seat arena that An on campus stadium would BO doubt would cost in the neighborhood of $5 million. Tradition. A word that is seldom if ever bring bigger crowds. Perhaps had UM had a heard around this campus. bigger crowd to the Mississippi State game As the 'Canes rolled along their path to the early in the season, the end result would have The only tradition that is felt by the students Peach Bowl, the proposed stadium was no long­ been different. Had Miami gone 9-2 and showed is the hourly ringing of the chimes atop the er in the limelight. The season ended and once consistancy in filling up a stadium, a bigger Ashe building. again Schnellenberger's cries for a new stadium bowl bid would no doubt have been pushed our rung out. way. A football stadium on this campus is a neces­ sary lump in the wallet. The benefits in years to Just last week Schnellenberger estimated With bigger crowds and more funds from come will far outweigh the distraughts of the the cost of a new stadium would have to be alumni comes more national recognition. With present. pushed up to the $8 million dollar range. Still more national recognition comes more money. Miami Hurricane/BILL URQUHART Perhaps, some day the swim team will be within reasonable limits. But, when a feasability able to go to the University of Texas and come study was released Tuesday afternoon indicat­ Coach Diaz and the Hurricane swim team away with a victory ... thanks to the footbail Lisa Sharp Placed Second In 3-Meter ing that it would cost at least $10 million and have been crying of the lack of scholarship program. • Page 10-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Tuesday, January 27, 1981 Football Is Finished Life9s Still Worth Living The best teams in college basketball this sea­ By ELUOT CANTOR son are Maryland, North Carolina, North Caroli­ .Sporls Columnist na State, Clemson, Duke, Virginia and Wake The football season has come to a dramatic Forest. Wouldn't it be super if all these teams closing. Most of you are probably out there could play in the same conference. wondering whether there is anything left to live After the Miami loss to Mississippi State in for now that the season has come to a close? the Orange Bowl, I went to the State lockeroom This is an empirical question. I guess since and was patted at least tep times on the rear en­ many of you just sat around on weekends tering the lockerroom. watching football games and eating and sleep­ Originally the 'thing' to do was slap five. ing during the intermittent periods, the only Now giving a high five is popular. Pretty soon, thing to look forward to now is just eating and it'll be a sly five. Perhaps, that's when you sleeping. sneak up behind someone and slap them on the Seriously, you have to take Friedrich Nietz­ head. sche's approach to life. You see Nietzsche was a Who is Harold Schnellenbarger? great philosopher who believed that the mean­ I still don't know what a hokie is? ing of life is to grow. If you ever step into the athletes dining hall In laymen's terms: Quit eating and sleeping, and notice the amount of food that the athletes get off your duff and enjoy other things in life, eat, you'll become more aware of where your like baseball, swimming, basketball and tennis. money is going. Now what better place is there to enjoy Since many of you think baseball is a boring these exciting events than here in your own sport, don't you think it would be a great idea if backyard, the UM. they would change the rules a little. Change the College is here to expose you to all the won­ four ball three strike rule to three balls and two derful facets of life. strikes and add a 30 second clock for the pitch­ You have to experience a play at the Ring er. Theatre. You have to experience a concert at Did you see the shot that Cleveland defen­ Gusman Hall. You have to go to some sporting sive back Thorn Darden put on Cincinnati wide events. receiver Pat Mclnally? It was a forearm right Many of you have never been exposed to all into Mclnally's head. Darden was fined $1000. the different areas of entertainment on this Darden's assessment made sense. "How can you campus. Here is your chance to enjoy them. fine me for something I've been taught to do I'm not going to give you a lecture on apa­ since the fourth grade." thy, because if you are apathetic you probably I don't think there should be any out of won't be reading this article. bounds in basketball. If the ball goes into the Friday's swimming article included why the stands, the observer should be able to continue school is lacking funds for athletics. One of the play uninterrupted. More fan participation, reasons cited was lack of alumni support. If you that's what is necessary. see an alumni on campus ask him if he supports Many people have been asking me lately,- sports at UM. If He responds no, the only alter­ "What sport gives you the best exercise over­ native is to bombard him with peaches or even all?" The answer is basketball and swimming. worse, call him a Gator. The more I watch and follow sports the Johnny Carson on the Monday night football more I am convinced that brains are such a vital game this past season between the Los Angeles part in having a successful team. Sure it's great Rams and the New Orleans Saints. "The game if you have great talent on a certain team. But The Hurricane's Ultimate Fan was so boring that people were actually listen­ "what good is it if you don't know how to utilize ing to Howard Cosell." It. Baseball Team Unprepared For Opener By JOHN R. HART Dade south, Pampano Beach and Miami on only seven hits. Miami was\ fafar frofrom IInn ththee PampanPampano BeacBeachh gamegame,, ththee Hur-Hur-'' I sosonn starts,starts,"" saisaidd Fraser. Sports Writer Dade New World Center, and managed their peak and were losing the ball game ricanes managed only three hits and to come away with only one victory. 5-1 as late as the bottom of the seventh were unable to break a batting slump. Fraser indicated that the starting line­ That being a 13-5 trouncing of New inning. Had it not been for an eight run Coach Ron Fraser was quite concerned. up may have to take some form of World Center on Friday afternoon. seventh inning that included nine walks, change before the season opener in an If last week's exhibition games (Janu­ the Hurricanes would have gone winless After Friday's game against Dade attempt to wake up the team's bats. ary 21-23) for the Hurricane baseball New World Center, Fraser noted that he In that victory, designated hitter and in the three game series. was generally "unhappy" with the de­ outfielder, Tony Barquin, singled twice velopment of the ballclub at this stage of It may well be that the intensity level team were any indication of the team's and walked twice, while leftfielder Mike In the two earlier games, the Hurri­ the season. on the part of the players will gear up as readiness to open the season, the 'Canes Kutner managed a single and two walks canes bowed 9-6 to Dade South on Wed­ opening day nears. 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