OLD GUARD AS THE CANNON ROARS, THE PRESS WILL ROLL. VOL. XXXX Issue 8 May 2007

You live your life only once, But if lived right, once is enough.

Calla Lily FULL NAME: Jessica Lynn FULL NAME: Ryan Acker FULL NAME: Katerina Rose Schluter NICKNAMES: Mr. Fantastic Suchor NICKNAMES: Jess, Ica, Bear BIRTHDATE: 1-24-89 NICKNAMES: Kates, BIRTHDATE: 8/10/88 FAVORITE COLOR: red Schmully FAVORITE COLORS: purple THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: BIRTHDATE: 10-24-88 THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: block scheduling, uptight FAVORITE COLOR: orange, the school board, that it only administration, crazy people chartreuse takes two minutes for the FAVORITE FOODS: small ro- THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: whole school to know a secret dents what will I miss? or rumor HOBBIES: running, playing FAVORITE FOODS: penne al FAVORITE FOODS: cheesecake, music, slapping Ian, break arabiata, nectarines any type of dessert dancing HOBBIES: doing crossword HOBBIES: playing volleyball, FAVORITE ACTRESS/ puzzles, vandalizing bibles, going on walks, going on ACTOR: Amanda Crary, ULTIMATE JUSTICE runs, playing with my puggys Ian Morland FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE ACTRESS/ACTOR: FAVORITE MOVIE: Without ACTOR: Stephen Colbert, Denzel Washington, Jenifer Limits, Boondock Saints, Gene Wilder, Eddie Izzard Aniston Dumb and Dumber FAVORITE MOVIE: Blazing FAVORITE MOVIE: Remember FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Saddles, The Rocky Horror the Titans Kings of Leon, Black Picture Show, Super Troop- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Crowes, Red Hot Chili Pep- ers, The Big Lebouski Kenny Chesney pers, Taking Back Sunday, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE SONG: sorry Thin Lizzy, Rage Against Beck, David Bowie, The PET PEEVES: chomping, slurp- the Machine, Jackie Greene Sonics, The Fuzztones, ing, lying, the noise when FAVORITE SONG: King of the Brian Setzer, Parliament someone rubs their fingers on Rodeo FAVORITE SONG: Louie paper FAVORITE PHRASE: well, Louie, Pablo Picasso, Un- WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT you can’t measure what’s funky UFO, She’s a Fig NG: I love that everyone between the shoulders Neutron, The Internationale know everyone. I also love PET PEEVES: racists, block FAVORITE PHRASE: if that I’ve got to know so many scheduling wishes and buts were clus- people because it’s a small WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ters of nuts, we’d all have a school NG: Ian Morland bowl of granola; would you FUTURE PLANS: UW - ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- like a jelly baby? Milwaukee for an undecided MEN: Don’t take advice PET PEEVES: self-pitying medical career from seniors drama queens, screevsters FUTURE PLANS: break the WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT world record for the most NG: get serious peeps consumed in one ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- hour, punch a goat MEN: duck FUTURE PLANS: prove that string theory is a pile of crap, buy a Durati and road trip to Alberta FULL NAME: Adam James FULL NAME: Brittany Mae FULL NAME: Jacob William Brunker Bahn Lienhardt NICKNAMES: Fatum Chunker, NICKNAMES: Britt, B NICKNAMES: Tank, White Brunks, Mr. Bubbles BIRTHDATE: 7-19-89 Chocolate, Hey you BIRTHDATE: 6-29-89 FAVORITE COLORS: red, BIRTHDATE: 10-5-88 FAVORITE COLORS: maroon blue, green FAVORITE COLOR: maroon THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: school, getting tickets from homework, detentions school, the library librarians, waking up before FAVORITE FOODS: fries, spa- FAVORITE FOODS: taquitos 2 p.m. ghetti, chocolate, Caesar y burritos FAVORITE FOODS: anything salad, cherries, whipped HOBBIES: B-Ball Jam!, chil- but school food, baby calf cream lin’ HOBBIES: drive bys, getting HOBBIES: modeling, acting, FAVORITE ACTRESS/ suspended and tickets, club- driving ACTOR: Pope Tom Cruise bin’ with my honkies FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE MOVIE: Clerks II FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Will Ferrel, Ra- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: ACTOR: Chris Farley and chel McAdams, Vince Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, me Vaughn Tom Petty, AC/DC FAVORITE MOVIE: Blazing FAVORITE MOVIE: Anchor- FAVORITE SONG: Paranoid, Saddles man Communication Break- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Tay FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Fall down Tay the Confuser Out Boy, Buckcherry, Mud- FAVORITE PHRASE: nah, FAVORITE SONG: Ghetto vayne, 311 nah, nah Boys FAVORITE SONG: Walk It PET PEEVES: pet peeves FAVORITE PHRASE: mamas, Out Remix WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT you must protect your ba- FAVORITE PHRASE: I’m NG: not much bies! kind of a big deal ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- PET PEEVES: cops, laws, kids PET PEEVES: shoes w/o socks, MEN: if you have to take in 4N6 that wear suits bad eyebrows, rudeness, something seriously, don’t WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT people without class, do it NG: how they have the abil- Buicks, smoking, bad teeth, FUTURE PLANS: chill in ity to just lay people off— lying Milwaukee, mostly at you rock, administration! WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT Brewer games ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- NG: the people—I’m going MEN: don’t spend school to miss a lot of them when I doing homework all the time, leave! have fun it goes fast ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FUTURE PLANS: live behind MEN: do your homework & Arbys in a dumpster living show up, have good excuses off curly fries or join Tay- for being late and get passes lor’s Revolution thing and from Sharon die shortly after but other- FUTURE PLANS: traveling to wise stand up comedy Tokyo & Taipei for model- ing this fall and going to L.A. for modeling and act- ing once I get back FULL NAME: Benjamin R. FULL NAME: BreeSean Anne Brunner Pittman NICKNAMES: Big Sexy, NICKNAMES: Bree, Sean, Honky Seannie, Bre-Bre, Erb-Erb BIRTHDATE: 6-22 BIRTHDATE: 8-24-89 FAVORITE COLORS: rain- FAVORITE COLORS: blue, bow purple, red THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FULL NAME: Whitney honkies, teachers who being stuck in a Marcella Sawyer Hastings freak out without a good “school” (more like a NICKNAMES: Boots reason, busy work prison) for 8 hours a day, BIRTHDATE: 12-4-88 FAVORITE FOODS: spicy NG rumors, slow clap FAVORITE COLOR: black & foods FAVORITE FOODS: choco- red HOBBIES: running, reading late covered raisins, Moun- THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: a FAVORITE ACTRESS/ tain Dew certain sophomore who I ACTOR: Actress — HOBBIES: cheer, hanging can’t stand & can’t wait to Leonardo DiCaprio, Ac- with friends, going to Sys- not see every day tors—Sean Connery/ temlinks and trying to play FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese Donald Sutherland Halo 2, making a fool of HOBBIES: making knives, read- FAVORITE MOVIE: Without myself ing Limits FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE MUSICIANS: ACTOR: Jim Carey, Hay- ACTOR: Helena Bonham Kings of Leon, Bright den Dennitiere Carter, Johnny Depp Eyes, Led Zeppelin, Blink FAVORITE MOVIE: Dirty FAVORITE MOVIE: Pirates of 182 Dancing, 10 Things I Hate the Caribbean, any Tim Bur- FAVORITE SONG: Arizona, About You ton film Not Now FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE PHRASE: for Three Days Grace, Carrie Mindless Self Indulgence, something to hurt so bad Underwood, Fly Leaf, Sys- Suicide City, Nickelback and feel so good at the tem of a Down FAVORITE SONG: Rock Star same time, it’s inexplicable FAVORITE SONG: Paralyzer FAVORITE PHRASE: God is PET PEEVES: block schedule, FAVORITE PHRASE: just the name for Mother on the under-funded schools, peo- smile and nod; no, wait . . . lips and hearts of all children ple with weird eating hab- that’s a Jim Carey movie PET PEEVES: lying, cheating, its, Swiss stuff PET PEEVES: people lectur- ugly people, people who WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ing about things that they stand in my bubble, people NG: sports have no clue what they’re who hit on your boyfriend ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- talking about, hypocrites WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT MEN: be yourself WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: some of the people here FUTURE PLANS: UW- NG: knowing pretty much are really great, like Julia for Oshkosh, run track and everyone, a small school example cross country, achieve All- ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- American status MEN: have fun & don’t MEN: don’t worry about listen to your parents (they your time here, it won’t mat- don’t know what they’re ter once you leave talking about) FUTURE PLANS: college in FUTURE PLANS: Lawrence Hawaii with my boyfriend University, major in Math, for forensic science and minor in Secondary Educa- make lots of money tion FULL NAME: Elizabeth Louise Aslakson BIRTHDATE: 5-24-89 FAVORITE COLOR: blue, pur- ple THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: block scheduling FAVORITE FOODS: pasta, FULL NAME: Benjamin Hob- homemade food, fruit bins Towne HOBBIES: cheer, dance, shop- NICKNAMES: Ben, Benji, ping Towne, Towner, Honky FAVORITE MOVIE: Dirty BIRTHDATE: 5-7-89 FULL NAME: Taylor X Ja- Dancing, A Walk to Re- FAVORITE COLORS: red, nowiak member blue, black NICKNAMES: Tay Tay, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: Peaches, Honky country singers the rules in the library, high BIRTHDATE: 9-29-88 FAVORITE SONG: I Hope school, block scheduling, FAVORITE COLOR: red You Dance people who burn other peo- THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE PHRASE: smile & ple block scheduling, school, nod FAVORITE FOODS: pizza, people that burn others PET PEEVES: things that an- Chinese, Bawls (drink) FAVORITE FOODS: Italian, noy me HOBBIES: online gaming, Thai, Mexican WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT running, trouble shooting HOBBIES: bass, running, NG: my friends computer problems, build- screwing up the system ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- ing custom computers FAVORITE ACTRESS/ MEN: be nice FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Steve McQueen FUTURE PLANS: University ACTOR: Brad Pitt FAVORITE MOVIE: City of of Minnesota—Twin Cities, FAVORITE MOVIE: Gladia- God, James Bond, Dumb & major in Elementary Educa- tor, 300, Black Hawk Dumber tion Down, Devil’s Rejects FAVORITE MUSICIANS: me, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: JF Motorhead Tiesto, Moby, Linkin Park FAVORITE SONG: The Israel- FAVORITE SONG: Extreme ites Ways FAVORITE PHRASE: hasta la FAVORITE PHRASE: this is Victoria siempre Sparta PET PEEVES: racists, irrespon- PET PEEVES: stupid annoying sible drummers underclassmen, slow driv- WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ers, evil people NG: the trees WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- NG: the sky MEN: fight the system ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FUTURE PLANS: revolution MEN: fight the power FUTURE PLANS: just got hired at Berbee as an NOC Intern, going to MATC for network specialist FULL NAME: Tara Joann Pe- FULL NAME: Emma Tiara derson Louise Nelson NICKNAMES: the squad with NICKNAMES: Emmergetical Bree, half squad by myself, Emma, Emmabear, M&M, Tawa Em, Emmy BIRTHDATE: 5-1-89 BIRTHDATE: 8-14-89 FAVORITE COLORS: pink FAVORITE COLOR: blue, THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: purple, pink, orange slow clap THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE FOODS: chocolate block scheduling issues covered raisins, Mountain FULL NAME: Jack Edward FAVORITE FOODS: choco- Dew Gibbs late chip cookie dough HOBBIES: cheerleading, going NICKNAMES: Gibbled HOBBIES: playing piano & to Systemlinks & trying to BIRTHDATE: 4-14-89 flute, cheerleading, going play Halo 2, playing at the FAVORITE COLOR: green to System Links and trying park, paying flute to play Halo 2 THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE ACTRESS/ block scheduling, under- FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ACTOR: Rachel McAdams, funded school system ACTOR: Channing Tatum, Channing Tatum FAVORITE FOODS: babies, Rachel McAdams FAVORITE MOVIE: The back ribs, curry & rice FAVORITE MOVIE: Pirates Notebook, Dirty Dancing, HOBBIES: soccer, golf, drum- of the Carribean, Hook, Pirates of the Carribean, A ming, music Lilo & Stitch, A Walk to Walk to Remember FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Remember FAVORITE MUSICIANS: ACTOR: Don Cheatle, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: All Hinder, System of a Down, Vince Vaughan -American Rejects, Hinder, Three Days Grace, Snow FAVORITE MOVIE: Billy 30 Seconds to Mars, Re- Patrol Madison, Boondock Saints, lient K FAVORITE SONG: Snow (Hey Dumb & Dumber FAVORITE SONG: Move On), Radio/Video, Chasing FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Along, Lips of an Angel, Cars Talking Heads, Kinds of Be My Escape FAVORITE PHRASE: just Leon, Red Hot Chili Pep- FAVORITE PHRASE: just smile & nod, it all goes back pers, Steve Miller Band, smile & nod, I haven’t had to first grade . . . Led Zeppelin a soda in years—how do PET PEEVES: people that don’t FAVORITE SONG: The you open it? know what they’re talking Crunge PET PEEVES: people who act about, hypocrites, people FAVORITE PHRASE: born to like they know what that complain too much lose, live to win they’re talking about when WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT PET PEEVES: dumb people, they obviously don’t NG: knowing everyone, my being interrupted while on WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT friends the john NG: my friends, small size ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT of town MEN: have fun and don’t NG: Culvers, what else is ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- regret anything there? MEN: make the most of FUTURE PLANS: UW- ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- everything and regret noth- LaCrosse, major in Elemen- MEN: Good Luck! You’re ing tary Education going to need it . . . FUTURE PLANS: UW- FUTURE PLANS: University LaCrosse with an unde- of Colorado-Bolder cided major and a Spanish minor FULL NAME: Richard Benja- FULL NAME: Jamie Lea John- FULL NAME: Evan Timothy min Atkinson son Usher NICKNAMES: Change Mon- NICKNAMES: JJ, James, Ja- NICKNAMES: Evan Usher the key, Lobster Hands, Honky mie J, Johnson Toilet Flusher, Flusher BIRTHDATE: 3-20 BIRTHDATE: 9-21-07 BIRTHDATE: 8-23-88 FAVORITE COLORS: teal, FAVORITE COLORS: teal FAVORITE COLOR: orange, highland green, sharpie THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: blue THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: keeping 80 books in one THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: block scheduling, people tiny locker, being told I block scheduling making me do stuff can’t wear low cut shirts FAVORITE FOODS: prime FAVORITE FOODS: chicken and short skirts rib, Weiner schnitzel salad, Italian sausage and FAVORITE FOODS: Greg’s HOBBIES: golf, music, history herbs pizza monkey bread, pickles, any- FAVORITE ACTRESS/ HOBBIES: music, cooking, thing from Noodles ACTOR: John Belushi taxidermy (all three or not at HOBBIES: softball, watching FAVORITE MOVIE: Blues all) movies, camping, shopping, Brothers, Ferris Bueller’s FAVORITE ACTRESS/ hanging out with my family Day Off, Dumb & Dumber ACTOR: Raven Riley, Tom & friends FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Cruise FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Led Zeppelin, Eric Clap- FAVORITE MOVIE: Devils ACTOR: Reese ton, Black Crowes, Dave Rejects, 300 Witherspoon Matthews Band, Kings of FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE MOVIE: Love and Leon, Allman Brothers, Lawrence Arms, Streetlight Basketball, Sweet Home Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin Manifesto, Journey Alabama FAVORITE SONG: Georgia FAVORITE SONG: Are You FAVORITE MUSICIANS: too Blues There Margaret, It’s Me and many to pick just one FAVORITE PHRASE: no, but Still Makin’ Babies, The FAVORITE SONG: Wish You seriously . . . Crowd Were Here PET PEEVES: people that FAVORITE PHRASE: I think it PET PEEVES: when people don’t try is a lump think they’re always right WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT PET PEEVES: guesstimate, and get mad when they’re NG: the Swiss heritage misuse of “irony,” people wrong ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- who burn others WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT MEN: good luck WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: how close-knit the FUTURE PLANS: UW- NG: Barb and her zany classes are and how accept- Madison, major undecided Woodstock stories ing the teachers are and how ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- willing they are to help out MEN: your senior year is ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- not a test of academic skill, MEN: take as many hard but how well you can beat classes as you can because the system, don’t be a honky they’ll help you out in the FUTURE PLANS: MSOE, long run backpack around New Mex- FUTURE PLANS: UW- ico with Ian, marry Ian on Oshkosh for a degree in an overpass in Albuquerque business, then buy my own house and have a family some day

FULL NAME: Samantha Rae WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT Sweeney NG: Stonewall Hill NG: not much drug use or NICKNAMES: Sam ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- crime BIRTHDATE: 1-5-90 MEN: give up ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FAVORITE COLOR: blue, FUTURE PLANS: UW- MEN: worry about school brown, purple Madison work over friends—you’ll FAVORITE FOODS: pizza probably never see them HOBBIES: hanging out with again once you leave high my friends school, slackers turn out to FAVORITE MOVIE: The be losers when they leave Brook Alison Story FUTURE PLANS: MATC two PET PEEVES: rude and disre- years for generals, then spectful people transfer to UW-Madison to WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT major in Nursing NG: being with my friends ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FULL NAME: Sean Craig MEN: good luck and enjoy Vaade it NICKNAMES: Vaade, afro- FUTURE PLANS: MATC FULL NAME: Alyssa Marie man Bolly BIRTHDATE: 6-30-89 FULL NAME: Ian Chuck Mor- NICKNAMES: Lis, family calls FAVORITE COLOR: green land me Sissa THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: NICKNAMES: Elqueso cerdo, BIRTHDATE: 9-15-88 getting up at 7 a.m. Honky FAVORITE COLORS: green, FAVORITE FOODS: pizza, BIRTHDATE: 10-19-88 pink Cheez Its FAVORITE COLORS: green THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: HOBBIES: tubing THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: immature kids, teachers tak- FAVORITE ACTRESS/ school, block scheduling, ing advantage of their au- ACTOR: Will Smith underfunded school sys- thority FAVORITE MOVIE: Harold tems, idiots FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese, and Kumar go to White FAVORITE FOODS: potatoes Milio’s wraps Castle HOBBIES: golf, music HOBBIES: going to movies FAVORITE MUSICIANS: T. FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE ACTRESS/ I. Ludacris ACTOR: John Belushi ACTOR: Chad Michael FAVORITE SONG: Blueberry FAVORITE MOVIE: Blues Murray Yum Yum Brothers, Boondock Saints, FAVORITE MOVIE: Fast and FAVORITE PHRASE: dude! Ferris Beuller’s Day Off the Furious, Tokyo Drift, PET PEEVES: when someone FAVORITE MUSICIANS: The Notebook asks you a question and Kings of Leon, Arctic Mon- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Tim knows the answer keys, Led Zeppelin, The McGraw, Carrie Under- WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT White Stripes wood NG: it’s small FAVORITE SONG: Trani, FAVORITE SONG: When He ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- Over the Hills and Far Cheats, Bringing Sexy Back MEN: stay in school don’t Away, Lola FAVORITE PHRASE: you be a fool FAVORITE PHRASE: I just dork FUTURE PLANS: MATC don’t care PET PEEVES: when people act PET PEEVES: racists, people like they are better than eve- who are too religious ryone else FULL NAME: Jessica Marie FULL NAME: Gregory John Long Anderson NICKNAMES: Jess NICKNAMES: Gary Gaere- BIRTHDATE: 1-20-89 bear, G.A., Ganderson, FAVORITE COLOR: brown, Adrian blue BIRTHDATE: 5-29-89 THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE COLOR: baby people messing w/people blue, neon green, hot pink FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese, THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: pizza block scheduling, admini- HOBBIES: watching movies stration, budget cuts FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FULL NAME: Estephany Juli- FAVORITE FOODS: my mon- ACTOR: Jessica Alba, eth Escobar key bread, anything with Bruce Willis NICKNAMES: Stephy shrimp FAVORITE MOVIE: Deep BIRTHDATE: 5-12-88 HOBBIES: sitting, breathing, Blue Sea FAVORITE COLORS: ma- beating, annoying people, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: roon jumping into conversations David Draiman THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE SONG: Older I Get lunch ACTOR: Austin Kutcher, PET PEEVES: people thinking FAVORITE FOODS: sushi, that guy from “My Hands they’re all that, kids dress- ajiaco are Bananas” ing nasty HOBBIES: dancing, painting, FAVORITE MOVIE: Hot WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT sleeping Fuzz, What Do My Friends NG: hangin’ out w/friends, FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Like?, Blues Brothers make fun of Sam S ACTOR: Julia Roberts, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- Ashton Kutcher Ben Folts, Cee-lo Green, MEN: don’t slack off, work FAVORITE MOVIE: The Les Claypool, Crazy Frog, hard Prestige Method Man and Redman FUTURE PLANS: Martin’s FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE SONG: Wynona’s Cosmetology Coldplay, Carlow Vives, Big Brown Beaver, Bad Black Eyes Peas, Shakira Touch, Damn It Feels FULL NAME: Garet Tohmos FAVORITE SONG: How to Good to be a Gangster Mall Save a Life FAVORITE PHRASE: it’s all NICKNAMES: Maller FAVORITE PHRASE: “If you skreevied!, what are you BIRTHDATE: 6-18-88 never try, then you’ll never guys talking about? FAVORITE COLORS: black, know”—Coldplay PET PEEVES: loud people, red PET PEEVES: when people racists, people who burn THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: repeat things to me con- others and think it’s OK high school drama stantly WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT FAVORITE FOODS: pizza, WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: small class size, food, Subway NG: the people friends are easy to make HOBBIES: fishing, hunting, ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- four wheeling MEN: don’t worry, be MEN: taste the soup—it’s WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT happy delicious, being louder NG: it’s a small town FUTURE PLANS: UW- doesn’t mean more people ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- Madison, major in Journal- listen MEN: stay out of trouble ism and Mass Communica- FUTURE PLANS: get money, FUTURE PLANS: MATC tion UW-Oshkosh, graduate, get a job, retire, die at ripe old age of 56 FULL NAME: Kristyn Cathryn FULL NAME: Andrew John Preston Anderegg Westby NICKNAMES: Chow, Krist, NICKNAMES: Big Daddy, Kristoperson, Krusty ACB West Fat Baby, Lysol, Pruney, BIRTHDATE: 8-24-88 Isti, Petey, Tristi, Ki Rns, FAVORITE COLORS: blue & Kiliki, Toodles, Squid, silver Yisti, Bill, Ist, Georgie THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: BIRTHDATE: 7-18-89 the Economics part of sen- FAVORITE COLOR: blue, pur- ior survey ple, red FAVORITE FOODS: baby THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: possums tests & the drama HOBBIES: the Whal, Stetson b FAVORITE FOODS: ravioli -ball, glue HOBBIES: playing basketball FAVORITE ACTRESS/ & volleyball, hanging out ACTOR: Jeff Anderson & FULL NAME: Sharon Marie with my friends, being a Eva Longoria Judd nerd FAVORITE MOVIE: Santa’s NICKNAMES: Sharō n, FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Slay Sharoni ACTOR: Patrick Dempsey, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: BIRTHDATE: 7-31-89 Keira Knightly Bruce Springsteen, Jessica FAVORITE COLORS: purple FAVORITE MOVIE: How to Simpson THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: Lose a Guy in 10 Days, FAVORITE SONG: My calculus! Wedding Crashers, Crash Humps FAVORITE FOODS: my FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE PHRASE: mom’s broccoli casserole, Tom Petty, Aqualung, Snow Aflack . . . Aaaask about it chocolate cake Patrol, and THE FRAY! at work HOBBIES: reading, sleeping, FAVORITE SONG: Look After PET PEEVES: ball & glove running, watching TV You, Buy You a Drank, logo FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Slow Dancing in a Burning WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ACTOR: Owen Wilson Room NG: getting free fireproof FAVORITE MOVIE: Wed- FAVORITE PHRASE: make it cleats ding Crashers happen, do you understand ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: how rap works? MEN: never miss a slow Hmm . . . PET PEEVES: people talking clap, help fight gigantism FAVORITE SONG: Hmm . . . during movies/TV shows FUTURE PLANS: UW- FAVORITE PHRASE: “love is (especially during Grey’s Oshkosh, play football and like the mailman, you have Anatomy) wander the mean streets of to wait for it to come”— WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT Appleton fighting crime Estephany Escobar NG: knowing a lot of people PET PEEVES: hypocrites in your class WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- NG: that it’s small MEN: have fun & treasure ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- every moment MEN: it’s only high FUTURE PLANS: UW- school, so just chill Milwaukee with an unde- FUTURE PLANS: MATC- cided major Madison and become a dental hygienist

FULL NAME: Shauna Marie FULL NAME: Rachel Suzanne Henson Preston NICKNAMES: Muppet, NICKNAMES: Rach Chaunster, Shwani BIRTHDATE: 2-28-89 BIRTHDATE: 3-18-89 FAVORITE COLORS: purple FAVORITE COLOR: green, THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: light blue, maroon, silver lunch and being constantly THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: bored knowing everyone & every- FAVORITE FOODS: choco- thing about them late FAVORITE FOODS: just about HOBBIES: watching Grey’s anything—I’m not too picky Anatomy, reading HOBBIES: working, hanging FAVORITE ACTRESS/ out with my friends, shop- ACTOR: Johnny Depp ping, traveling, doing what I (he’s so hot!) FULL NAME: Dustin Brandon can for others FAVORITE MOVIE: The Lit- Winkers FAVORITE ACTRESS/ tle Mermaid, Pirates of the NICKNAMES: D ACTOR: Hillary Swank, Caribbean 1 & 2, Disturbia BIRTHDATE: 4-18-89 Tyrese FAVORITE MUSICIANS: I FAVORITE COLOR: blue FAVORITE MOVIE: Walk to don’t really have a favor- THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: Remember, Crash, Four ite—everything except for lunch, getting up early Brothers, Stomp the Yard, country FAVORITE FOODS: pizza, Freedom Writers FAVORITE SONG: Here It steak, hamburger, sweet FAVORITE MUSICIANS: 30 Goes Again corn Seconds to Mars, Nickel- FAVORITE PHRASE: “pick HOBBIES: four wheeling, back, Augustana, Hinder, me, choose me, love camping, tubing, boating, Shinedown me!”—Meredith Grey of shopping, going to movies FAVORITE SONG: Face Grey’s Anatomy FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Down PET PEEVES: when people ACTOR: Will Smith FAVORITE PHRASE: make it don’t try and when people FAVORITE MOVIE: Bad Boys happen! aren’t organized 2, Harold and Kumor go to PET PEEVES: slow drivers, WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT White Castle drama makers, two-faced NG: the supportive com- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: T.I. people, picture ruiners—you munity Ludacris know who you are! ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FAVORITE SONG: Stu WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT MEN: be yourself and FAVORITE PHRASE: have a NG: it’s not too far from don’t forget to smile cup of java Madison FUTURE PLANS: UW- PET PEEVES: chomping, act- ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- Madison for undecided ma- ing stupid MEN: be yourself no matter jor WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT what and enjoy your years NG: it’s small because they go fast ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- FUTURE PLANS: MATC- MEN: just work hard and Madison for Liberal Arts you’ll be alright Transfer program, then to an FUTURE PLANS: MATC for undecided university for an Auto Body Repair undecided major FULL NAME: Jordan Thomas FULL NAME: Justina Marie Dorn Peters NICKNAMES: Dorn NICKNAMES: Tino, Tina, BIRTHDATE: 7-11-88 Tina Bean, T.I. Tean, Just FAVORITE COLORS: red, Tina blue, black BIRTHDATE: 8-18-88 THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE COLOR: tur- drama, block scheduling quoise blue, red FAVORITE FOODS: anything THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: Japanese or Chinese, I’m a block scheduling, high health freak, any type of school drama jerky, ESPECIALLY moose FAVORITE FOODS: Greg’s jerky! monkey bread, Chinese, FULL NAME: Adam Nicholas HOBBIES: work out, sports, Mexican, Cheez Its Finck football, movies, music, HOBBIES: watching movies, NICKNAMES: Finck hanging out with friends shopping, hanging out with BIRTHDATE: 12-20-88 FAVORITE ACTRESS/ friends, going on walks, FAVORITE COLOR: blue ACTOR: Selma Hayek driving THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: (future wife), Mike Meyers, FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Economics Jay Chandrasekhar ACTOR: Julia Roberts, FAVORITE FOODS: steak, FAVORITE MOVIE: Boon- Denzel Washington ice cream dock Saints, all the Austin FAVORITE MOVIE: Pretty HOBBIES: sports, hanging out Powers movies, Friday Woman with friends Night Lights, Texas Chain- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE ACTRESS/ saw Massacre Kenny Chesney, John ACTOR: Jessica Alba, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Mayer, Nickelback, Cross- Ashton Kutcher Kings of Leon, The Who, face, Shine Down FAVORITE MOVIE: Clerks 2 Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, FAVORITE SONG: Rockstar FAVORITE MUSICIANS: TBS, 30 Seconds to Mars FAVORITE PHRASE: live Akon, Johnny Cash, OAR FAVORITE SONG: Remember every minute to the fullest FAVORITE SONG: Jacob the Name because you never know Smells FAVORITE PHRASE: fo shiz- when it’s going to be your FAVORITE PHRASE: look at zle tizzle last you two PET PEEVES: drama queens, PET PEEVES: when Jack PET PEEVES: immature peo- people hanging up on me drums on his deck . . . all ple WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT the time, chomping, eating WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT NG: athletics, that it’s not with your mouth open NG: ability to play sports far from Madison, friends WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT and be supported by the ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- NG: that I know everyone, entire community MEN: have fun with block Fred’s food ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- scheduling! Ha! Work hard ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- MEN: if you smell smoke, in the off season MEN: have fun with block bail out FUTURE PLANS: St. Nor- scheduling FUTURE PLANS: University bert’s, undeclared major, FUTURE PLANS: Edgewood of Minnesota-Twin Cities, and play football there College for human ser- degree in medicine vices/counseling FULL NAME: Judy Faith Sher- FULL NAME: Stephen Jacob burn Nass NICKNAMES: J, Judester, NICKNAMES: Stephen, Jude, Judith Esteban, Steve BIRTHDATE: 8-30-88 BIRTHDATE: 9-7-89 FAVORITE COLORS: blue, FAVORITE COLOR: green, green, black blue, black, grey THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: parent permission forms, certain people, parent per- high school drama mission forms, waking up FAVORITE FOODS: mashed early to go to school, Na- potatoes and gravy, pizza, tional Guard videos pasta FAVORITE FOODS: choco- HOBBIES: knitting, xbox, hik- late & oreos FULL NAME: Amanda Marie ing, running HOBBIES: camping, canoeing, Wendt FAVORITE ACTRESS/ hiking, computer games, NICKNAMES: Squeaky, ACTOR: Johnny Depp biking Panda, Anoda Wendt FAVORITE MOVIE: anything FAVORITE ACTRESS/ where did she go? Star Trek, Lord of the ACTOR: everyone who BIRTHDATE: 12-12-87 Rings, the Matrix acted in The Office FAVORITE COLORS: blue FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Fall FAVORITE MOVIE: Monty purple of Troy, Soasin, AFI, Em- Python & The Life of THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: ery, Kill Hannah, Pink Bryan drama among students Floyd, AC/DC, Johnny FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE FOODS: pizza Cash, The Yeah Yeah The Beatles, The Monkees HOBBIES: hang out with Years, Choides, Plunket FAVORITE SONG: Quinn the friends FAVORITE SONG: Back in Eskimo FAVORITE ACTRESS/ Black FAVORITE PHRASE: holy ACTOR: Jonny Knocks- FAVORITE PHRASE: Thank cow! ville you for stopping at Culvers, PET PEEVES: people who FAVORITE MOVIE: The how may I help you? think they are better than Ringer, Benchwarmers PET PEEVES: tail-gaters, peo- me, people who stand di- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: ple that don’t look at both rectly in front of me, music anything pop/country sides of an issue, pop music that everyone listens to just FAVORITE SONG: If Anyone WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT because it’s popular Cared NG: knowing everybody WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT FAVORITE PHRASE: I feel ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- NG: the lack of smog sorry for people who don’t MEN: respect yourself and ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- know me, they are missing stay true to yourself—don’t MEN: it’s OK to stop talk- out change yourself because it ing every now and then PET PEEVES: people who might be “cool”—being an FUTURE PLANS: UW- whine individual is way better Whitewater WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT FUTURE PLANS: MATC for NG: it’s a small town Liberal Arts Transfer ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- MEN: never give up FUTURE PLANS: MATC/ Blackhawk Tech

FULL NAME: Stacy Marie FULL NAME: Jesse William Koss Dorn NICKNAMES: Stac, Dork, NICKNAMES: Rubber Ducky, Bean (don’t ask), Kaos Jiz, Jizzy BIRTHDATE: 1-5-89 BIRTHDATE: 7-11-88 FAVORITE COLORS: green, FAVORITE COLOR: green, orange blue THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FULL NAME: Brianna Hauge DRAMA with a huge capi- drama in general NICKNAMES: Bri, Britt, Bri tal D! FAVORITE FOODS: chicken, Bri, Haugster, Haugers, FAVORITE FOODS: spaghetti, pasta, Pizza Hut pizza Brianna Hag, Breesy pineapple, raviolios, nutella/ HOBBIES: hunting, sports BIRTHDATE: 8-4-89 peanut butter/chocolate chip FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE COLOR: dark red sandwiches w/glass of milk ACTOR: Nicolas Cage (ruby) HOBBIES: hanging out w/ FAVORITE MOVIE: Varsity THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: friends, shopping, listening Blues the drama to music, watching/going to FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE FOODS: Italian, see movies, reading, cook- DMX, AC/DC, Queen French toast & bacon ing & eating FAVORITE SONG: Party Up HOBBIES: hanging out with FAVORITE ACTRESS/ FAVORITE PHRASE: I don’t friends, playing basketball ACTOR: Catherine Zeta- feel like doing anything & sometimes soccer, going Jones, Drew Barrymore, PET PEEVES: when people to movies, go out to eat, Johnny Depp, Orlando don’t plan ahead shopping, hanging out with Bloom WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT the fam FAVORITE MOVIE: Anchor- NG: back roads FAVORITE ACTRESS/ man, Step Up, Family ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- ACTOR: Jennifer Garner, Stone, The Departed MEN: take chances!! Jennifer Aniston, Denzel FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FUTURE PLANS: MATC Washington, McDreamy John Mayer, Snoop-a-Loop, Diesel Equipment Technol- FAVORITE MOVIE: Step Up, The Band, The Fray ogy How to Lose a Guy in 10 FAVORITE SONG: This is Days, Wedding Crashers Why I’m Hot, Hotel Cali- FAVORITE SONG: Show Me fornia, Comfortably Numb the Money! FAVORITE PHRASE: I’m pee- FAVORITE PHRASE: I’m issed . . . real peeissed peeissed, real peeissed! PET PEEVES: people who PET PEEVES: people who don’t use blinkers think they’re better than WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT everyone else, chomping NG: knowing everyone, al- WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT ways having friends close NG: the support of the ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- community & the people MEN: try to have fun, save ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- the DRAMA for your mama MEN: have fun and enjoy FUTURE PLANS: UM-Twin it because it goes fast Cities, major in Journalism, FUTURE PLANS: St. Norbert maybe Real Estate College with an undecided major and also to play bas- ketball FULL NAME: Jonathan Min- FULL NAME: Kathy Jo Yaun neci BIRTHDATE: 3-31-89 NICKNAMES: Don, Minneci FAVORITE COLORS: blue BIRTHDATE: 10-6-88 THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE COLOR: black, homework dark green FAVORITE FOODS: ice THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: cream, pizza middle schoolers HOBBIES: baking, knitting, FAVORITE FOODS: pizza, crocheting sticky toffy pudding, FAVORITE MOVIE: Broken chicken quesadea Bridges HOBBIES: reading, camping FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FULL NAME: Nicole Kim- FAVORITE ACTRESS/ any country berly Ann Disch ACTOR: Rowen Atkinson FAVORITE SONG: Some- NICKNAMES: Nikki, Pookie FAVORITE MOVIE: Monty one’s Watching Over Me, BIRTHDATE: 3-3-89 Python and the Holy Grail Broken FAVORITE COLORS: blue, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FAVORITE PHRASE: I am pink, brown, green Rammstein, Mozart Kathy! THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: FAVORITE SONG: I’ve Got PET PEEVES: not knowing people who walk around My Mind Set on You what Yaun girl I am the school thinking that FAVORITE PHRASE: WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT they’re the big deal “Everyone in this world are NG: teachers and friends FAVORITE FOODS: noodles, worms. I do believe I am a ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- pizza glowworm.”—Winston MEN: have fun because HOBBIES: going out with Churchill time flies and the next friends PET PEEVES: 75% of the U.S. thing you know you will be FAVORITE ACTRESS/ population who is unin- graduating, so make ACTOR: Hilary Swank formed because they memories, laugh and smile FAVORITE MOVIE: Super choose so FUTURE PLANS: unsure of Troopers, Family Guy, WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT what college—eit her Reno 911 NG: the kind people, teach- MATC, Blackhawk Tech, FAVORITE MUSICIANS: ers, and students; the sup- or Southwest Tech; plan to Furgie portive people that are here major in culinary arts FAVORITE SONG: Glamor- ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- ous MEN: life is about junk FAVORITE PHRASE: Jess, getting dumped on you—I can I come over for lunch suggest you always dig 101? yourself out with a smile PET PEEVES: slackers on your face WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT FUTURE PLANS: UW- NG: leaving at noon every Platteville and study Engi- day and being 18 neering/History ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- MEN: good luck FUTURE PLANS: attend col- lege and get a degree in nursing or landscaping FULL NAME: David John FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Anfenson anything country NICKNAMES: Cornhusker FAVORITE SONG: Don’t BIRTHDATE: 3-22-89 Make Me FAVORITE COLOR: purple FAVORITE PHRASE: you get FULL NAME: Lorraine Mary & yellow out of it what you put into Eastham THINGS YOU WON’T it NICKNAMES: Kirraube, Kir- MISS: Lake Montesian in PET PEEVES: gum smacking, raubetoii, Lorraineypoo Monticello non-matching clothes, bad BIRTHDATE: 7-18-89 FAVORITE FOODS: Hun- hair days FAVORITE COLORS: elec- gry-Man TV dinners WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT tric blue, black, rainbow:d HOBBIES: football, basket- NG: small town THINGS YOU WON’T ball, baseball ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- MISS: drama, having to FAVORITE ACTRESS/ MEN: work hard and it will get here by 8 or being ACTOR: Dave Chappelle pay off eventually marked tardy, parent per- FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FUTURE PLANS: UW- mission forms T.I. Platteville, major in animal FAVORITE FOODS: those FAVORITE PHRASE: science with a pre- butterscotchy and choco- Jacob, you blow every- veterinary intention late rice krispie bars— thing out of proportion does anyone know what PET PEEVES: ball & glove FULL NAME: Kevin Tyler they are called? logo, Jacob’s bruised tit- Campbell HOBBIES: Guild Wars, hang- ties NICKNAMES: Baby Goat ing out outside WHAT I LIKE BEST BIRTHDATE: 11-7-88 FAVORITE ACTRESS/ ABOUT NG: easy argu- FAVORITE COLORS: red ACTOR: I really, really ments THINGS YOU WON’T MISS: don’t care, but Jude Law ADVICE TO UNDER- Economics FAVORITE MOVIE: V for CLASSMEN: slap Jacob, FAVORITE FOODS: steak Vendetta also never get caught HOBBIES: stock market FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FUTURE PLANS: Univer- FAVORITE ACTRESS/ way too many sity of Minnesota ACTOR: Ryan Renalds FAVORITE SONG: Surren- FAVORITE MOVIE: Office der FULL NAME: Danielle Lee Space FAVORITE PHRASE: IT’S Wittmann FAVORITE MUSICIANS: FRIDAY! BIRTHDATE: 7-8-89 Ludacris PET PEEVES: Fergie FAVORITE COLOR: red, FAVORITE SONG: Blueberry WHAT I LIKE BEST blue, green Yum Yum ABOUT NG: the overall THINGS YOU WON’T FAVORITE PHRASE: it takes attitude of not taking life MISS: fights between money to make money too seriously students and drama PET PEEVES: annoying peo- ADVICE TO UNDER- FAVORITE FOODS: diet ple CLASSMEN: laugh a lot, Dr. Pepper, coffee WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT act like an idiot in public, HOBBIES: sheep, spending NG: I know everybody don’t believe what you time with friends and ADVICE TO UNDERCLASS- read family MEN: invest into education FUTURE PLANS: Tufts Uni- FAVORITE MOVIE: 8 Sec- FUTURE PLANS: MATC to versity in Boston, not sure onds be an auto body technician about a major