26 April 2002 The Student Newspaper for Imperial College Issue 1233
IC / SAAL REFERENCE COLLECTION
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College Security Guard Knifed
Last monday, in the Blackett Laboratory, sure of Prince Consort Road and much of home to the Physics department, a secu- the surrounding area during the day. rity guard was attacked, seemingly with- The man was apparently asking for a out any real motive, by a man wielding a particular senior member of staff in the knife. Physics department, and while the It should be noted that this is the first attacker is not thought to be a member of serious attack on a member of college College itself, he is alleged to have security in over a decade, with the only described himself as 'a Physicist'. incidents being a few minor scuffles at Mr Gamble is recovering well from his various freshers fairs. attack, and was discharged from hospital The man attempted to enter the build- fairly quickly after being admitted for his ing, and was immediately challenged by injuries, although he is awaiting surgery Tom Gamble, a member of the Blackett on his hand. Meanwhile the assailant security team. On being challenged the awaits trial in custody. man produced a blade, and Mr Gamble In other security news, there have been was only able to prevent a potentially a number of thefts committed in Evelyn lethal blow to his throat by blocking the Gardens by an individual who is blade with his right hand, which was Physics Department: Scene of the Attack described as being very tall, having badly damaged in the incident. dreadlocks, and being of afro-caribbean When further members of college secu- was found to be surgical spirit. origin: anyone seeing him is advised by rity arrived the man was wrestled to the After the assailant had been subdued, security to call the police immediately. ground and swiftly disarmed, and it is he claimed to be in possession of an Alex alleged that he proceeded to spray those explosive device, and the Bomb Squad present with some sort of chemical. The rapidly joined the assembled representa- police and fire brigade were then called tives of the local emergency services. in, and after investigation the chemical This also necessitated the repeated clo-
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The Union - A New Beginning
The last few months have seen a great ward and over the coming months the must continue to develop facilities and deal of change for the Union and College. Union has to increase these types of part- services on other campuses such as the Under the stewardship of the Rector, the nerships in all its areas of operation. new bar at Charing Cross and the gyms at College has undergone many changes. We Wye and Silwood. will see the creation of four Faculties, a Volunteers sustained drive towards improving the Early on in the year we made it clear that The culture global brand of Imperial, fund raising to volunteer support is crucial to the future of In addition to these new strategies, the develop our estate and setting up an the Union. The Union has more student Union has to introduce a more dynamic endowment to provide scholarships to the volunteers than any other in the country and pro-active culture. The environment in best students. These changes have been and we are heavily reliant on the support which we operate is changing rapidly, we implemented to ensure that Imperial of these volunteers to conduct our activi- cannot simply wait for things to happen College continues to be one of the leading ties. However we have very little in place and react to them, we must learn to antic- higher education institutes in the world. to support volunteers in the Union. One of ipate situations and act appropriately. This The Union too has taken the opportunity the most important priorities for the next is of course not without its risks and to review its operations. After one of the few months is to establish a volunteer indeed pursuing such a policy will lead to widest consultation process in recent some mistakes being made. We will have years we have a new way forward. Gone to accept them and move on because in are the old Constituent College Unions and the end I believe that we will deliver a bet- in come Student Faculty Associations. ter Union to our members. Council has been changed to allow more Here at Imperial there has been constant ordinary students to participate in the gov- talk of apathy amongst the student popu- ernance of the Union and a new informa- lous. I do not believe that is necessarily tion policy will allow for more transparen- true. Recently the Union called for a refer- cy in the Union adrmnistration. endum on our affiliation to the NUS. After' This represents a new beginning for the a hard campaign fought by both sides, we Union and a new direction for our mem- had one of the largest turnouts for any col- bers. One of the biggest challenges we lege-wide ballot in recent years, showing face is to ensure that we work more effec- students care about the issues and will tively to deliver practical and tangible ben- participate in the governance of the Union. efits to students. We must continue to build on this and it management programme, one that will is important for students to realise that Funding actively look at how we recruit, train and decisions made vnthin the Union can have One of the key issues the Union faces is reward the volunteers in the Union. We an impact on life at Imperial. funding. It is clear that funding from the have taken the first steps in this process; government is not enough to support the the Union has appointed a new member of The future activities of the College and consequently staff to co-ordinate student activities and If we are going to pursue with the devel- the Union. We are still heavily reliant on another will be appointed shortly to co- opment of the Union then we must face up College for provision of funds. The Union ordinate volunteering in the community. In to our challenges. It is important that the gets some £885,000 from College, it uses addition a new rewards scheme will be Union clarifies its vision and develops long this to provide a wide range of facilities launched later this term, but this is just the term strategies to meet these goals. For and services for students and this figure is start, we have a long way to go to deliver the first time we have two year sabbati- generally tied with the rate of inflation. a comprehensive and integrated pro- cals which I believe will be crucial to However, more and more students are gramme. ensuring continuity and development of participating in the Union and using its these strategies. services. If we want to continue to sustain Sites The year ahead promises to be an inter- this growth, we have to seek funding from One of the other key challenges for the esting and challenging one. We have elsewhere. I believe the Union has to Union is the way we deal with the many achieved a lot this year, but there is much actively engage in partnerships with campus sites. Imperial has a large number more to do. The way forward will rely on external organisations and individuals. of sites dotted around London and the improving services to our students, form- Recent examples have been the South of England and ensuring good com- ing external partnerships, integrating Goldman Sachs support of the night bus munication between them is crucial. sites and building support for volunteers. service and the collaboration with the The Union needs to dedicate more It is important that students continue to College Wider Participation programme to resources towards integrating the sites play an active part in this process to successfully bid for over £350,000 for vol- into the centre. There is no doubt that ensure that the Union fulfils its aim in unteer support over the next three years. South Kensington will continue to remain meeting the needs of the students. These partnerships represent the way for- the headquarters for the Union, but we Sen Ganesh, Union President imperial college
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Chaplaincy
Personality is Everything Yet how much do we understand about well as an introduction to the Myers- our own personality? We might have a Briggs model of different personality Cilia's frequent question on Blind Date sense that this person is not our preferred types, there will be practical exercises to is "What type of fella do you fancy" or type as a potential friend or partner. But help us begin thinking about our own per- "When it comes to women, what's your could we explain why? sonality...How do we make decisions? type?" The answers are usually to do How often do we do we talk about just How do we relate in groups? Where do with appearance and most especially the 'clicking' with somebody or about a terri- we get our energy from? There will also size of specific body parts. Obviously ble 'personality clash'? be an opportunity to see how under- appearance is instantly accessible. It When we move from the personal to the standing ourselves better can help us in takes time for inner qualities or lack of political the nature of personality has an all sorts of areas - including communica- them to become apparent. Hence the even greater significance. This week's tion, understanding individual difference, interest in what happens on the date and Budget has opened up the old debate managing stress, team dynamics, rela- the inevitably cutting comments that fol- about Blair and Brown and 'New Labour1 - tionships, choosing a career. More details low. is Tony really behind the budget or is he on www.chaplaincy.ic.ac.uk (book a place To give Cilia her due there is also talk of just going along with Gordon? Has Blair by May 6th) personality. The seeming impossibility of made an agreement with Gordon to pass In the light of current events in the finding a good date is the persistent on the leadership or do they just put on a Middle East we are holding Prayers for attraction of this show that's been run- show in front of the cameras to pretend Peace on Fridays at 1pm - a short time of ning since the last Ice Age. they get on? quiet reflection and prayer for the peace Personality is something that is often How far do we understand the ways in of the world. talked about. It is the ever present factor which we prefer to make decisions? How of the power politics in the work place. It easy is it to get along with those who do The chaplaincy can be found on the is the very basis of friendship. It is the things so differently from ourselves? East side of Beit Quad, through the double interplay of personality that makes being On Wednesday 29th May, two occupa- doors (sometimes requiring a swipe card) in a group so fascinating and so poten- tional psychologists will be running a and then through the door in front of you tially awful. workshop in the Chaplaincy Centre. As at the bottom of the stairs. talk 7e//x
The Colossus' at Thorpe Par
John Clifford encounters the worlds only Remembering I wanted Will to print You see, for all the looping and the ten loop rollercoaster, as well as the this, I headed off to the main event, and screaming, it's surprisingly short. Even world's most ominous queue prepared to be amazed. There's no doubt going round twice would make it a bit Pinned to my chair, I could see the sur- about it, Colossus is an intense experi- more of an experience, which was fine for real calm of Staines laid out in front of me, ence and at only fifty seconds, if you blink me as I didn't have to queue (and had got drifting placidly over trees and steeples. you'll miss it. Once I'd retrieved my con- in free). Riding that coaster 3 times in a Suddenly breathing became an effort, as tact lens from my neighbour's forehead it row was the most fun I've had in a while. clouds and grass all blurred into one and was time to experience it a second time, But if I'd paid to queue for up to an hour shot past me at a terrifying speed, turn- in order to analyse the experience fully (and the queuing provision was certainly ing my head into my feet and my spare and give a balanced review. Actually it generous) for a single, 50 second ride, I'd change into a memory. I had another 9 of was far too much fun to only go on once. be very disappointed. So while Thorpe these to go, and I couldn't wait. By the third ride, I'd concluded that the Park have certainly put a lot of effort into Whilst taking advantage of the free bar, first half of the ride is fantastic. You don't designing an expensive and impressive a terrifying thought occurred to me. With even have a chance to work out where ride, coming up with a name with ten albums, gigs, plays and such, it's you are as you hurtle past passers-by, loops (C-O-L-O-S-S-U-S -count them if you easy(ish). But what do you say about a dive underground, resurface and loop don't believe me), and dazzling the press rollercoaster? Cute girl from another stu- again. Around the fifth loop we're treated for an evening, like most theme parks dent newspaper suggested filing the six to the surreal sight of a bored looking ride they haven't really thought about the words "It had its ups and downs" before operator in a warm, calm room narrowly experience, which will involve a minute getting drunk. But, I explained, this is shooting past our heads at fifty miles an standing in a distractionless queue for Felix, and whilst you might not have any- hour. The corkscrew bit, which takes up every second spent on the coaster, which thing useful to say, the primary rule is to the last fifty seconds, consists of being isn't good enough for the fleeting atten- be drastically verbose and to employ gen- turned upside down four times in a row, tion span of the average TV viewer. erously a multitude of synonyms where a which to a speed freak like me isn't quite See www.thorpepark.com for more. singular might notwithstanding suffice. as exciting. Admission: £17-23 depending on demand.
McKinsey&Company talk back
Ayes right! non-Imperial people to this of the ULU Exec as well as offi- The people speak debate, and I make no qualms cers from Kings College, UCL Will, about it. The campaign of the and Thames Valley. The feed- Dear Felix, "Yes" team was always one of back obtained from those stu- After a lot of coverage by Felix education. The students I dents who actually stopped to Why has no one done anything over the last few months spoke to knew nothing about speak to these people was about the little gimps from the regarding the ICU/NUS refer- the NUS. They had many many very positive. If I was to re-run NUS that have decided to endum, I feel there was a need questions regarding the the campaign, I would do invade College and are annoy- to reply to a couple of the National Union, including exactly the same thing again, ing and misleading our stu- points made. "Why is it that every other as I believe it to be in the best dents? They have no right to To start with, on a positive University in the country bar interests of the students here. be here, the referendum note, the "victory" in the refer- one is a member, even though Thirdly, I would like to thank should be for students to endum does not lie with either they all hold referendums all those that took part in the decide upon for themselves, the "Yes" or "No" campaigns. every 3 years?", "What are the "Yes" campaign. Much fun was without external influence by The fact that over 28% of the benefits" and a whole stack had, talking to people, rebuff- people who have nothing to do full membership of the Union along the lines of "Is it true ing lies, designing websites with College. They have also voted sends a clear, uncompli- that..." The only way these (www.nusatimperial.co.uk). been telling people that beer cated message to College that questions could be answered From what I can gather, there will be cheaper if we join the we are an active Union. We are was through experience. are still a lot of people asking NUS. If the reports in Felix are a Union that takes part, that Experience of dealing with the questions. Asking what ICU true (saying that beer will go has debate, that is political NUS. Hence I invited people does for them. Asking how up in price by 10-15p per pint (small "p") if you will. This can who were a) London-centric much of the £900,000 a year with the NUS), then they only bode well for the future. and b) experienced in dealing they see of the money that appear to be spreading lies. Secondly, I would like to with the National Union. College gives ICU. Asking On top of this, they seem to be respond to a few of the letters People who attended included why they don't get discounts. quite offensive little self- your paper received. It was the ULU President, ULU Vice Asking when the next referen- important people, who don't always my intention to invite Presidents', a large proportion dum will be. To those people, I actually have any answers to urge you to keep asking. Ask questions such as what the until you get an answer that NUS has ever achieved. you're happy with; not one Unfortunately, it is too late to that will rob you of a vote for do anything about them, but another seven years. hopefully, no one has listened Thanks, to the yellow shirted prats and their little bits of yellow paper. David Francis, Chairman, Campaign for Re- Sid, Aero affiliation to the NUS Just to be clear, Felix did not say that beer prices would def- The Nays have it initely go up - we merely com- pared prices with another Sir University of London bar, where beer was more expen- What part of 'No' does David sive. As to whether anybody ^^^^ ^Jjjj^^^ Francis not understand? paid attention to the NUS dele- (Imperial rejects NUS, 20 gates, it appears they didn't. March 2002). AW Yours etc.,
Andy Heeps, Hello, IAT€ NIGHT WQ in TM£ GUAP Chairman, The NUS 'No' cam- Vance 'Tit mipniGHT paign I just went to South Ken to see the doc and picked up a copy 0A*$ close AT 12 Letters aren't usually edited of Felix while I was there. The .^peria, for spelling and grammar, but Easter Egg thing looks very l|K/ college often for length - keeping them comprehensive, and I suspect £ML^ union to the style of Mr Heeps' con- that you'll want to publish tribution certainly helps. AW this, as I am a ranting post- Ftice lOrmtAfT«R 10pm: Union 1.00/1.50 OTHCRS back talk
grad and you don't get much struggle to have a 10% turnout gon on to commit crime or ship is to provide awareness publishable mail. for an election, but we flock to become victims of crime. for drinkers, a proactive police Oh, and why have you the polls to vote on the The city of Westminster is one enforcement regime, and an stopped sending Felix to NUS??? Having spoken to peo- of the most popular areas for education programme for Hammersmith? It's one of the ple and obseved the queues at visitors and for Londoners to licensees and their staff. We few good things to read the ballot boxes, I'm expecting enjoy a night out. However it feel that this holistic approach around here. a previously unheard-of ridicu- must be acknowledged that is the most appropriate I'd like to say that the election, lously high turnout for this people do get drunk and cause method for dealing with a bur- and referendum, were a farce. vote by IC standards. The rea- problems for residents and geoning problem in London. I was not sent an e-mail telling son - people actually care and other visitors to the area. Within the next few weeks me of the referendum, like I want to express an opinion. The Licensing Act 1964 makes there will be a police enforce- heard other students were, Be it student discounts or club it quite clear that permitting ment programme aimed at therefore I didn't get to funding (seemingly the only drunkenness, serving a drunk, dealing with drunkenness in appoint a proxy in time, as the arguments for and against) we or allowing a drunk to remain licensed premises. times of proxy allocation were have a view. on licensed premises is an We hope that you will join us not communicated to me and So why don't we care about offence. in tackling the problem of therefore didn't vote in either. who doles out the funding?? With these points in mind it is drunkenness and making Bit crap really. I'd hazard its because we don't felt that positive action needs Westminster a safer and more So, the issues are: notice any changes from one to be taken to deal with drunk- enjoyable environment for its Why do medics only have one year to another, we don't enness and the issues arising residents and visitors. ballot box? Who decided this? know the candidates (so who from drunkenness. As such Why is there a serious commu- knows what job they will do) the Metropolitan Police in con- Yours faithfully, nication problem with getting and so none of us care. junction with the Portman info to students located at Is every Uni as apathetic as Group and the British Institute Christopher Bradford campuses other than South we are? Why do we care so of Innkeepers intend to launch Chief Inspector Ken? Who should pay for this? much about a card? And why an anti drunkenness strategy. I know that it is too late for the couldn't the sabbs sort out The purpose of this partner- election, or referendum to be two votes on the same day? re-run (I am personally quite Answers on a postcard..? happy with the result thank you) - but for next year, some- Libby Jackson thing should be done about Physics 3 this.
Ned Laver Sobering thought We're glad you liked the Easter Egg review. As for deliveries of Dear Felix, H1U rg Felix to Hammersmith, we do send copies on Friday every We thought it was important X fill /ort/ of your week, so they should arrive by that our customers read the Monday. If they appear to be following letter from the favourite music going astray, we shall certainly Metropolitan Police. follow it up. AW Yours, ^Eyeru friddu Mick (Union Bars Manager) Hi Will, c)Bs Bar open/ ol 8pm Now I'm no political expert, The purpose of this letter is to and I'm writing on Thursday inform you of the Metropolitan Barbeque from 10pm morning, when the polls have Police strategy towards deal- just opened, so I've no sub- ing with drunkenness in and Tree before 9pm stantial evidence to go on, around licensed premises in l.50/£2 guests after 9pm only my judgement. But I'd like Westminster. to raise a point: What does it There are Government statis- / ) Friday Night Out * , . ^ Supported by say about the state of our tics to show that there is a sig- * impeNdl Union, and the IC student nificant correlation between college body in general when we persons who are drunk and this week
Editorial k s Well, boys and girls. What an exposing myself in public Friday Weekend eventful time it's been for your (giggle). You see the problem Thi Wee friendly neighbourhood editor. is holidays. I made the foolish Would you like a full rundown error of going away for a on the happy events that have whole eight days, and I have Dolly Mixtures Ooh, Look led to my mental downfall? Of now learned that that is sig- Ooh err. Friday night I have some nice space course you wouldn't, but as nificantly longer than the s rebranded onee again. to elucidate further on usual, I have nothing better to attention span of certain peo- n This will be mostly this new night. There write about, and I've felt less ple who shall remain name- cheese, with some was this meeting, you bitter in the past, and quite less because while I'm bitter 'proper' music earlier in see, and they decided Unio
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