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► Student Association Technology fee proposed for computers, lab ■ a new computer lab with 24- The use of the money would a tie vote last week. Covington, vice president. $50 would be charged each semester hour, seven-day a week access for be overseen by a committee who The new speaker is Bryan Mills. The senate would organize a the 100 new computers would submit a budget every The association collected 26 clean-up of litter around campus BY ANDREA DECAMP ed access to computers, the ■ Internet capabilities upgrad- semester to Student Association applications for elections to be and then put up signs to remind News writer Internet and other computer pro- ed to allow for audio and video detailing all of the money held Sept. 22. students to pick up their trash. grams because there is no technol- President Adam Back said that There has been concern lately Student Association proposed capabilities received and spent ogy fee in place. Rice said in the act ■ 22 to 25 new student employ- The committee would also he is pleased with the number of that the campus-Ms more littered new legislation Tuesday to imple- Other universities across the than past yearefCovington said. ment a technology fee for students. ees hired to man the computer labs accept suggestions from students applications turned in, but state already charge students ■ two existing labs upgraded on how to spend the money. reminded that students can also A committee is being planned The fee is set at $50 dollars per between $35 and $50 for technolo- semester to be included with tuition every year After lengthy debate, the legisla- be written in on the ballets. boQveen Back and RHA members and other fees, according to legisla- gy fees, he said. ■ $100,000 set aside each year tion was tabled for next week's meet- A campus-wide clean-up is to apply for a state grant used for tion introduced by Chris Rice, chair The fee would be spent in sev- for projects that student senate. ing, when senate could take a vote. also scheduled for the beginning a campus HIV testing program. of students' rights committee. eral areas including: Residence Hall Association and Student Association also of October, though a definite Details of the committee are Eastern students only have limit- ■ 100 new computers other organizations feel are needed. elected its speaker pro tern after date is not yet set, said l.eslie still sketchy, Back said. Wellness center idea to be heard by Regents BYMARYCONLEE Staff writer Student leaders recently met with Eastern President Robert Kustra to discuss the prospect of a new health and wellness center that can be used by students, faculty and staff, Kustra said at Monday's Faculty Senate meeting. The Board of Regents President will hear a finalized pro- posal for the center Oct Robert Kustra 10. Is concerned The wellness/class- room center that is cur- with the rently under construc- tion next to Begley funding of this Building will be used for new center. "I students in athletic train- ing and for athletic don't, at the teams to work out There will be physical moment, know education labs for those how we will majoring in physical edu- cation, as well. fund this,' However, general Eastern students said. will have no access to this wellness cen- ter, said former Student Association President Mike Lynch in March Photo Illustration by Bnan Simms and Don Knight/Progress when construction began on the center. Kustra feels the building is for athletes, not students. "I don't know whether or not I would call this a well- ness center for the campus as much as I would call it a training center for the athletes," Kustra said. This cen- Faculty Senate loses some voting members ter is not intended to be the type of wellness center that you hear of on other college campuses that are open to BVALYWABRAMUWE istration are no longer going to be voting all students." News editor with the faculty, said Karen Janssen, chair Ity Sonata atiuffla On March 3, the Student Association health of Faculty Senate. Faculty Senate took apart its pieces and wellness ad hoc committee submitted a The goal is to make senate a "forum Before the mutton to chenga Now the voting members are proposal to Student Association regarding the and put them back together at for open discussion and exchange of Monday's meeting, though in a totally 80 elected faculty possibility of building a new health and wellness ideas," the motion stated. Faculty Senate, ate t members end tneee center on campus that would be open to all stu- new way. "Everyone will have a representative, adminietratore: dents, faculty and staff. * The members of Faculty Senate who but this changes the size of senate and Student Association passed the act It then went were able to vote include elected faculty the relation between the members and on to the Council on Student Affairs. and members of the administration. the administration," Janssen said. president of the university B tw president of tie university. The proposal was unanimously passed and sent on A motion introduced by the rules com- Because the Faculty Senate puzzle has vice president of •» university Robert Kustra to former-President Hanly Funderburk by the council mittee eliminated all but four of the been reconfigured, several sections of the associate vice president of ■ vice president of academic March 26. administrative members who had voting Senate Rules had to be changed or rewrit- academic affaire and affairs, Russell Erule The proposal for the new health and wellness center rights, creating a more faculty-oriented ten. research ■ one academic dean to be also stated that the committee had looked into and Faculty Senate. The section dealing with the number dean of graduate studies elected by the cleans of given possible sources for funding and locations of the After the motion introduced by of elected members needing to be three and research the academic colleges new center. James McCord, chair of the rules com- times the number of administrative mem- ■ director of libraries dean of undergraduate Kustra is concerned with the funding of this new mittee, was passed Monday, the voting bers has been deleted. studies dean of graduate center. members include elected faculty mem- The Senate Rules no longer state the ■ dean of academic support "I do support the concept of a new wellness center." bers and the president of the university, president of the senate is the president of and undergraduate ttudea studies and director of Kustra said. "I would like to know exactly what the spe- the vice president of academic affairs, the university. ■ faculty regent and libraries and cific plans for the facility are. one academic dean and the faculty In reality, Janssen said, the chair of a deem of each of the ■ faculty regent Mary "Most importantly, well have to put together a group of people to discuss and come up with a funding regent. That means 14 members of the admin- See Senate/Page A9 See Wellness/Page A9 ► lna.de Justice complex to be built next to Funderburk Accent B1 Activities B5 BY DB A2 Thursday, September 17.1998 CLOSING TIME Ceeping bars open later ould benefit students, city Bippityboppity would occur in the city by send- boo. The clock ing bar patrons, many of whom strikes midnight are drunk, home early, Cinderella turns back Harkleroad said the reality is dif- nto a girl in rags, her ferent He said students filter out :oach turns back to a of the bars at different times ximpkin and patrons instead of binge drinking and all if the bars in having to leave at once on nights Richmond leave just in that the bars stay open later. ime to stand outside So, leaving the bars open later he bar and be herded so far has produced a smaller iway by police. problem than closing them at Just like in the fairy midnight ale Cinderella, the Students get their fill of the larty in Richmond bar and start trickling out The ■nds at midnight alternative being the current sit- Richmond is one of uation, with bar patrons standing he few places where around outside the bar, practical- >ars close earlier than 1 ly asking to be taken to jail for un. alcohol intoxication and in some The only exception cases, end up in some sort of o this closing time is fight ifter home football In a Progress article about games that start late in he evening. bars staying open later on game The Richmond City nights in 1996, Richmond Police Commission permits said there weren't any more the bars to stay open arrests than on any other night an hour later to make and there weren't any more up for business the police on duty that night than bars lose while stu- any other. dents and other would- Some would say allowing the be bar attendees are bars to stay open later would watching the game, have students failing more class- he commission recent- es by staying out too late and down a request by city drinking excessively. •s to permit the estab- Eastern students are in col- to stay open until 1 lege, and therefore are presum- me Eastern had a ably adults. They should be hall game, even if it responsible enough to know ' afternoon as well as when if s time to go home sEve. because they have class the next nmissioner said he day, and if they're going to drink the point of having the excessively they're probably not DO YOU THINK pen late these nights. just going to start between mid- THAT IT WOULD CUT DOWN ON STUDENTS HANGING OUT ON THE STREET CURBS AFTER hmond.City Police night and 1 a.m. THE CLOSE Of BARS? id Harkleroad, who' The city commission should ore time around drink- consider this situation and the *n students than any reaction of Richmond Police to >f the Richmond City it Maybe a trial period to test TO voice ion, said keeping the the possibility that bars staying YOUR OPINIONS later makes sense, open later equals less bar Drop us a line at 117 Donovan Annex or his timing would seem patrons standing around and e-mail at [email protected] t that less trouble having to be dispersed by police. ► Letters Jogging trail promotes safety, health for all Fountain of knowledge dents obtain jobs on campus. adds atmosphere One of the biggest tangible For some time now, it people out there," Erdmann Funderburk Building. themselves by running on aspects of this fee is the 100 The one-mile trail will be concrete which "is a killer," Right on with your editorial NEW COMPUTERS! I know has been a typical sight said. "Bubble. Bubble. Toil and that students could use 100 new to see groups of people Erdmann recalled one open to all students, not just Erdmann said. "It is the sin- Trouble." computers, especially during running on campus. time when two the cross coun- gle worst thing to walk or jog Yes, it matters to me if the finals week, when computers are Some are running for Eastern students The one-mile try teams. on." fountain is running. I'd love to in high demand. After a place their health or for recreation were walking trail will be This is a step A walking brail made of see that fountain running all year was designated to house the in the right softer material will be less long — it adds atmosphere in new computers, that location while the warm weather will around campus open to all stu- sight and sound! would be open 24 hours a day when a man direction for stressful to the lower extrem- allow them. And some are ities, perhaps preventing seven days a week. This would training for the cross coun- jumped out of the dents, not just both the safety Daniel Thorne be a HUGE benefit for the stu- and health of injury, Erdmann said. try team. bushes and the cross Associate professor of accounting dents. In addition to new com- Eastern stu- Also, with the completion puters, the Internet capabilities Since the team has exposed himself to country teams. of the jogging trail, perhaps Technology fee would be on campus would be upgraded. them. dents. nowhere to train, members This is a step There are a more students will feel safer beneflclalto students There would also be an are forced to run all over This is an exam- lot of dangers about running. How often have you needed upgrade on computers in at least campus. ple of the dangers in the right to work on'a paper in the com- two existing labs per year. The involved in So, with the new jogging puter lab, only to find out they benefit would then be that the And when they do so. they students and his direction for running trail about to open and the team face when are closed for the night? When resources in the labs would be are at a great risk — but not both safety around cam- talk of a student wellness was the last time you needed to the most cutting edge. only from injury due to run- running or walking pus. center, it is good to see that do some work on the computer Another good aspect of this ning on concrete. around campus. and the hearth Runners are the university is showing during finals week, only to dis- fee is that $100,000 would be set They also face threats to But in a couple of of Eastern stu- at a great risk signs of caring about the cover that all the computers aside as a wish list, and different their safety. weeks, those dan- were full? organizations could petition to dents. of being hit by health of its students. I would like to fix this prob- this committee for money about Cross country coach Rick gers may decrease. cars and they Although the jogging trail lem, and make the resources on projects that they feel are impor- Erdmann runs with the team That's because a could hurt is not much, it could be the campus better at the same time. tant. They would allocate this everyday as a precautionary new jogging trail made of pedestrians walking on cam- first step to something great I am working on a technology $100,000 to the different measure. wood chips and mukh is pus. for the well-being of stu- fee for the university. This is a - requests of the organizations on There are a lot of weird being built next to They could also hurt dents. charge that will give the stu- a need only basis. This commit- dents something tangible, by tee would also take suggestions this I mean computers. on how the money could be The fee would be $50 a spent more efficiently. semester. I know that this The students would be in con- The Eastern Richmond seems like a lot of money at first, EKU Campos trol of the money that we have Where to find us but this is one fee that will give generated from this technology ► The Eastern Progress is located just off the students RESULTS. 1 have fee. Lancaster Avenue in the Donovan Annex«on the done some research on technol- I just wanted to write this let- watt side of Alumni Coliseum. ogy fees around the state, and ter to ask you, the students of WAS w.protfress.eku.ediiess the technology fee varies from Eastern Kentucky University, if 117 Donovan Annt-x. Eastern Kentucky I'niversity. Richmond. Ky. 40475 $35 to $50. About $1 million you believe this technology fee would be generated from the would be beneficial. implementation of this idea. Jamie Neal | Editor I would like to know if this is Every penny of the $1 million an issue that you feel is impor- Brian SillUllS | Managing editor would go to technology ONLY! tant. (iwenda Bond | Copy editor There would be a committee If you have any questions or formed that would take sugges- James Carroll | Staff artist I astcrnProgress comments please feel free to call (118 Donovan Annex) tions on how the money could the student senate office at 622- The Eastern Progress (ISSN 1081-8324) is a member of the Associated be spent The committee would 1724 and leave a message. We Collegiate Press. Kentucky Intercollegiate Press Association and College submit to Student Senate and would appreciate your opinion Newspaper Business & Advertising Managers. Inc The Progress is published RHA how every dollar of the $1 on this issue. every Thursday during the school year, with the exception of vacation and million was spent. Thank you for your time. examination periods. Any false or misleading advertising should be reported If this fee is applied, about 22 to Adviser/General Manager. Dr. Elizabeth Fraas. Opinions expressed herein are those of student editors or other signed writ- to 25 new student employees Chris Rice ers and do not necessarily represent the views of the university. Student edi- would be hired. This would be Student Association tors also decide the news and informational content. beneficial by helping the stu- Student Rights Committee •: Tfie Eastern Progress. Thursday, September 17. um Perspective A3 Human cloning ruins real reasons for living You only live once. age of giving birth. But even if she's Do these parents actually think we don't have to worry about attend- didn't do it on a Xerox machine. We But apparently, not everyone not, what a perverse and twisted they can fool themselves into think- ing any more funerals, saying "good- were all born, we all go through this understands the significance of thought — giving birth to a baby who ing the clone is the exact same per- bye" and "be careful" to loved ones life and have to face temptations, ihal that fact. will look exactly like the son as the child who before leaving the house, living each k-nges. pain, happiness and just the Richard Seed is a Chicago physi- man you married. died? Yes, he or she day as if it's our last, working to day-to-day grind of living in an ever- JAMIE NEAL cist who announced earlier this year The thought process If you were will look the same. But achieve any lifetime goals, or even changing world. Whafrvr that he is planning to clone humans. behind this whole mean to no matter what, he or being nice to people because you Some with the same belief in God Seed is now saying the first person he scheme is the same as she is not the original. might not ever get the chance to apol- would say that if Seed can figure out Jamie Neal is will make a copy of will be himself. when scientists started someone, We are all created ogia-. After you're gone, your ckine a way to make human cloning a reali- with cloning Dolly the a senior Yikes! Not only is he* planning to as one-of-a-kind origi- can do whatever you didn't. If you ty then he should do it! They would clone humans, but he's planning to sheep. Clones could be don't worry. nals. Now, copies of journalism were mean to someone, don't worry. say (iod gave us the brains that have clone one that will probably be from created to donate vital tis- Your copy can designer dresses Your copy can tell their copy that us figuring these things out, so there major from the same deranged school of thought sue, like bone marrow, to aren't the same as.the you're sorry about it. isn't anything wrong with it. Lexington and he is. sick family members and tell their copy originals, are they? No, I mean, with this whole immortali- If that were true, then there editor of the Now, granted. Seed has no med- to produce a child for the original is the ty thing we could just go on and on. would be nothing wrong with the infertile couples. that you're Progress. ical degree, no money and no institu- more expensive, more Every day well get up, go to work, wrongest things in the world. We tional backing. And he does plan to But the whole concept sorry about it. desired item. eat, sleep, have some fun, die. Then also know how to murder, rape, rob. create this reproduction of himself by is getting weirder and Obviously designer our clone can get up. go to work. eat. lie and cheat. But that doesn't make having his wife carry the embryo wiirder. Seed said he has dresses and humans sleep, have some fun. die. Then, well, it right. from one of his cells with a donor had hundreds of calls from parents of are not the same, but the point is. you get the picture. tne thing about life is that it ends egg. Her age is unknown, but he's 69, dying children who want to clone Seed is saying this cloning is the Sound like fun? I don't think so. In with death. And that's the way it ■ so it's possible that she's way past the them. first step to immortality. Well, 1 guess my belief. God created us all. And he should be. ► Campus Comments Record-breaking home run THE ISSUE Since independent counsel Kenneth Starr released es. is now pooled on the World Wide Web for all the his 443-page report about the Monica Lewinsky mat- public to read and form opinions about. one for memory, history books ter last Friday, questions have risen about the future of Bill Clinton's presidency. Hen- are a few opinions expressed by students at Where were you at the television that sits on no special sections were devoted The report, which alleges 11 impcachable offens- Eastern. 9:18 p.m. on the top of the file cabinet. to him in the newspapers. night of Sept. 8, Now that is some- He received no cars or trophies I don't believe he I don't really care if he 1998? thing you can tell your and wasn't even offered $1 million should be right now, is or oft It's not going to Me? I was here, at the grandchildren for his ball. became elections are Progress, finishing up my about. Sorry, Sammy, bother me either way. stories for the week's issue. So what if I No. 62 was for but Mark beat 80 close. It would cause Doesn't sound like any- didn't get the everyone who you to the confusion and we thing to remember, does it? '62 "Cardinal" punch. (Or already have enough of Well, it was. And not just red corvette or has ever put should I say for me, but for everyone catch the $1 on a little swing?) Tough that right now. If he is, who has ever picked up a DENATACKETT million ball. I luck, huh? it should be because bat or put on a glove. My Turn got something league uni- Years from You see, when Mark that money now, I probably he lied, not because Dena Tackett is form, played of the affair, because McGwire hit that 62nd can't buy or won't remember Hometown; Hometown! home run, breaking Roger a sophomore fancy cars the time (9:18 catch in the London extramarital affairs Ashland Maris' 37-year-old record, it journalism can't replace. p.m.), or the Major I got to be front yard with Major have been going off wasn't just for him. It was major from Pike date (Sept. 8, Therapeutic Recreation for all of us. part of histo- 1998) or even Psychology since there have 1 County and his or her dad Aee: 23 No. 62 was for everyone ry- where they were Ags: 21 been presidents. » who has ever put on a little assistant news So what if I or hit the ball playing (Busch league uniform, played editor for the never meet for the flrsj^ Stadium). catch in the front yard with Progress. the "King of I am sorry to JENNY COLLINS I think bjf should be Vfay no, because I think his or her dad or hit the Swing" him- time in a grade say that I may without a doubt. He lied ball for the first time in a self, I don't not even remem- everybody should just grade school PE. class. think I need school P.E. ber that Sammy under oath and is now mind their own business. Sure, I admit it I'm a die-hard to. class. Sosa hit his Irying to change his Braves fan. That doesn't take away In my opinion, Mark number 62 less There are not many the way I felt that night, though, McGwire is the epitome than a week story. If he can be slick men who haven't cheat- because the uniform wasn't impor- of a role model. (And a pretty good later. I will leave that to the sports about that, then he will ed. tant baseball player, as well.) people. be about other things. So what if I wasn't one of the Still, some credit needs to be There are a few things I will more than 43,000 people who saw given to Sammy Sosa. He hit 62 always remember, though. It just leads to more it first hand in Busch Stadium. I less than a week after the magical I saw it. I heard the fans. And I problems and shows he saw history being made through moment when McGwire did. and lived it. Hometown: can't be trusted^ Hometown: LaGrange Irvine Major Major General Business Education Inexperience with death leaves Age: 21 Age: 19 one unprepared for inevitable » I haven't really experienced life support and she died. doing so well. One's definitely someone close to me dying — I got to see her before they worse than the other. and I don't want to. turned off the life support. We just celebrated a 75th I don't know how I would 1 went back into the room in birthday two weekends ago for Colonel'$ react. the hospital where she was. She one. She is about 80 percent Would I just break down like was surrounded by people just blind as a result of her diabetes, a sobbing mother after like her. They all were but she is the sweetest of grand- losing her child? Or either in a coma or on mothers. would I tell myself, "Oh life support. It was a The other battles against Elettric quick jolt of reality for a well, life goes on?" dying every single day and she Years and years I 14-year-old, and I like to isn't the sweetest of grandmoth- have pondered this with think I handled it well. no clear cut answer. I I remember my mother ers. guess I am forced to telling me that I didn't She has been given six have to go back there, months to live about five differ- Beach wait until someone close to me dies. but I wanted to. It was ent times from different doctors. When I was growing BRIAN SIMMS almost like it was a But every day she proves them up. I remember asking What Hav You growing up stage of my wrong. friends about where life. She has a major drinking Everyday Walk-In $3 their grandparents were. Brian Simms My great-grandmoth- problem and smokes constantly. They would either tell is a senior er was just laying there There is nothing we can do WEEKEND SPECIAL me they lived in another journalism and there, was nothing about it — nothing. city or were dead. major from that we could do about And I hate to say this, but it. It was almost like we Students tan for $2 That just baffled me. Louisville and everybody in my family sees I just could not grasp were delaying her managing that the only way the situation Saturday and Sunday only the fact of not having death. But her time can improve is when she dies. editor for the came, and the only thing grandparents. So every once in a while, I All my life I have had Progress. I remember at the funer- Credit cards accepted! al was that my mother find myself thinking, "Is this all four grandparents. going to be the day that my dad Heck, I even had two great- was crying, and my sister and I grandparents up until I was 2. looked at each other like. 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Culver left Eastern when her mother became ill. She moved Have you tried some yet? with her mother and father so that she could take care of her parents, Middleton said. Middleton is from Richmond originally. She attended Eastern where she received her bache- KtLLY'S , lor's degree in child development and family studies. After graduating she felt as if she wanted to move "to tlie big city." So she moved to U'xington where she worked for McAlpin's for nine years. Delivering Andrew Patterson/Progiess "I wanted to leave the rat race Look for behind, so we moved back to Kenna Middleton is originally from Richmond and received her bachelor's degree from Eastern in child Fresh Sandwiches Richmond," Middleton said. development and family studies. She is also the faculty adviser to the Kappa Delia sorority. our menu In 1990. Middleton took a job & Vegetarian as a secretary to Tom Myers, Middleton said. 'There is great director of residential development. Middleton said of the recent reno- at the front then dean of student affairs. She pride in sending them some place Middleton is also the faculty vations to dorms on campus, also started her work toward that you worked at. like Burner." adviser to the Kappa Delta sorori- It is still hard to compete with Specialties desk of your earning her master's degree in Middleton's time is something ty. Before her son Jesse was born, students who want to live off cam- dormitory! student personnel. thai is very valuable to her. she was also the alumni adviser to pus, which is one of the reasons Call to order From Myers' office, she went However, her career attd family the group, but with two small chil- why the halls are aiming at offer- on to become duties don't keep dren she had to reprioritize some ing "suite style" living. the administra- her from finding of her time, she said. "Apartment life gives students 624-2873 tive assistant to "Housing is an time to work on She also teaches about one class a totally different type of experi- a ence than the dorms can, but we judicial affairs. administrative other activities, per semester. This semester she is Next she was both on and off teaching CDE132, family living. see students coming back into the Cawvpuy v^t^ffTrwrC^' the assistant task. Every campus. "I enjoy teaching, plus I feel halls, and that is a good feeling. director of judi- She is the vice guilty for not using my child The halls offer friendships that Delivery cial affairs and penny has to be president of the development degree," Middleton apartments don't have." students with Kentucky said. "Teaching is a way for me to Middleton said. disabilities. accounted for; Association of outlet that experience." The demographics of She was then it's not always Women in The housing department has Richmond have changed drasti- the director of Education. The to make sure that they are stu- cally since the '70s and '80s, residential easy. But the group is an off- dent driven, a hard task some- Middleton said. Apartments development shoot of the times, Middleton said. weren't options back then. until becoming students should National "Housing is an administrative Middleton also said that she is r the director of Association of task," Middleton said. "Every pleased with the way students *¥~ housing this be our focus. Women in penny has to be accounted for; it's have "risen to the occasion" with year. Kenna Middleton, Education. not always easy. But the students the open house policy. Middleton director of housing The organiza- should be our focus." "Open house is a privilege that V spends her off tion works to She is happy with the number comes with responsibilities and time with her » promote women of students living in the dorms the students have earned the husband. Rich, in education — this semester, up several hundred right to be treated like adults," ma who is the coordinator for campus predominately women in higher from last, and said they are reflec- Middleton said. custodial services. education — and focuses on tive of the changes taking place She said she looks forward to They have two boys. Jarrod, 9. issues important to those women. inside the dorms. this year with President Kustra to fMSsms and Jesse, 3. "Our group is small now, but She is part of the renovations see more improvements in get- Jarrod attends Model laboratory we hope to continue our work. committee for the dorms and said ting more students to live on cam- School and Jesse goes to the Burner And we have a conference in it is a neat time to be on campus. pus. Child Development Center. October," Middleton said. "We have a line of students "I would much rather get out Middleton likes having her chil- Eastern is hosting the Kentucky wanting to live in Burnam and of bed and walk to class, than dren so close and also takes pride in Association of Housing Officers Sullivan. It is exciting to see the have to drive to campus, search seeing them on Eastern's campus. meeting and Middleton is helping change that the dorms have for a parking spot, and then walk "It's like sending your child to to plan that event with Mary Ann made, especially Burnam, from my car to class," Middleton the same college you attended," Begley, who succeeded her as Sullivan, McGregor and Martin," laughed. Senior Next to Kroger J\H y-ou £*n £M Portraits f OurCitir freefrt*n banquethannimt facilityfar.* has the ambience you require for any special private function. Plan your next busi- for the ness luncheon or dinner reception here and you'll be assured of a success. Parties over 20 receive a 10% 1999 Milestone discount. 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Mills also is campaign manag- 204 e. water street er for Moberly's opponent, Jerrey downtown richmond Barclay. Nearly 20 (you're smart enough to find us) EKU Republicans unexpectedly attend- ed a meeting to talk 624-8962 with Democratic candidates. Brenda Aheam/Progress ...because your PAW goA hungry too!!! Democrats meet with students Br JAMIE NEAL Editor against Scorsone. Scorsone is "During my visits to Harrison, running against Republican candi- Bourbon, Clark and Fayette While many Americans are date Ernie Fletcher. Since the County this last week there was occupied with Bill and Monica, seat is currently occupied by a very little comment on it (the Eastern Democrats — and some Republican. Scorsone winning the affair)," Scorsone said. "There unexpected Republicans — had race would mean a lost were more comments from people other issues on their minds Republican seat in the House. who were upset about the Starr Tuesday night during a "I'm a Republican, but I report" i ampaign visit from like to hear what every- Scorsone said, if elected, he Democrats on the one stands for," said plans to work on having a federal November ballot. Kevin Britton, a senior research lab somewhere in "I just kind of wanted history major from Central Kentucky to bring in more 10 ask them, since we London and treasurer for federal dollars to the state. He also knew Clinton was an the EKU Republicans. said he plans to work on preserv- .idulterer going into the "You have to hear what ing Social Security and Medicare. 1996 session, why we people are for or you can't At the state level. Rep. (lected him then, and if oppose them." Moberly, who also is director of they are trying to dis- Scorsone, who has the student judicial affairs/stu- lance themselves from Ernesto been a state legislator for dents with disabilities office at him." said Susan Scorsone 13 years, said most stu- Eastern, is running for re-election. McGuire, a junior politi- dents he talked with were He has served in the House of cal science major from interested in the congres- Representatives for 19 years. I cxington and member of the sional race and what is involved in He said students wanted to dis- I KU Democrats. running for Congress. He also cuss, among other issues, his "But I also want to ask them shared his ideas on the issues he career in the Kentucky General said he thought were most impor- Assembly and more funding for MY DEGREE GOT ME THE INTERVIEW. iboul getting a campaign started, tant to Eastern students including why they decided to run, and I education and jobs in technology. the university. ARMY R0TC GOT ME THE JOB. wanted to know about what it Thinking long-term, I think the "As far as tonight, I was very lakes to start a campaign," future is in hi-tech jobs," Scorsone excited to see all these college stu- McGuire said. dents involved, from both parties," Things got pretty competitive for ROTC taught me responsibility self- said. "We need leadership that this job. I'm sure my college degree discipline and leadership. Those are McGuire was one of many stu- appreciates that the future is in hi- Moberly said. ili nts who attended a "Meet the Moberly predicted next year's and good grades kept me in the things you just can't learn from a tech jobs. Eastern can be a key running. But in the end it was the Candidates Coffee" sponsored by player. We have 10 colleges and session of the General Assembly textbook. I don't know where I'd be the EKU Democrats. universities in Kentucky. We could will probably focus on early child- leadership and management right now if I hadn't enrolled in The Democrats included 6th be another research triangle like hood development, an "appropri- experience I got through Army Army ROTC, but I do know one District Congressional Candidate North Carolina We need to get the ate reduction in taxes on such ROTC that won them over. Aimy thing for sure I wouldn't be here. Ernesto Scorsone, State Rep. institutions together and work items as motor vehicles," health Harry Moberly for the 81st dis- together." care and infrastructure. trict, 34th District State Senate He said although the news Moberly said he hasn't seen ARMY ROTC (andidate Ed Worley and several regarding the president and for- any effect on his campaign the local candidates. mer intern Monica Lewinsky has report on the president. 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Jozefowicz suggested that SxuitHeHtt ZDjQuut 3iome Kick the trend, in my opinion," Jozefowicz reactions were mixed. Some commuters take advantage of the said. "I am pleased beyond words believed it should have remained lots designated for them, like about that." entirely a residential zone, some Stateland lot which has ample felt it should be designated for com- parking, and use the shuttle The only problem Jozefowicz Open Mon.-Sat 10 a.m.-9 p.m. muters only and others commend- buses to get to class. sees with the now general lot is Sunday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. out of ed public safety for the change. "If you are a commuter, that is that people are parking in places No matter which side they really the best way to arrive on which are not designated for park- WESTERN! were on, residents, commuters campus," he said. ing, like the curbs inside the lot. and employees look full advan- There have been quite a few However, he said, very little tow- tage of the change. The lot, which inquiries from students who want ing has been done. Check our out virtual progress at had rarely been filled to capacity The bad news is that, with the buses to run between classes >-». •■••■iii in the past, now has what Mark as well as at class times, Lancaster now being general, www.progress.eku.edu Jozefowicz, assistant director of Jozefowicz said. Although they other lots are receiving much of 152 Madison Ave. 623-9720 public safety in charge of parking* are looking at the problem, he the attention and violations once and registration, referred to as a believes that won't happen. shared by the lot. "congestion problem." "It is just not feasible to pay Jozefowicz said that one day If you get stuck in the one-way drivers time when there is no rid- last week there were over 200 flow of traffic inside (he lot, ership," he said. cars parked in AJumni lot without Jozefowicz said to expect a delay commuter permits, with each We Don't Sell in reaching Lancaster Avenue. He receiving violations. recalled once this semester when Good news and The tickets had an immediate it took him over 20 minutes to get bad news effect, he said, because the next out of the lot. Jozefowicz said it is still early day there was a great number of "We have done a great job filling to tell how Lancaster lot has students obtaining their parking Bread and Produce! up the lot," Jozefowicz said. affected parking, but the good permits at public safety. We Just Make Great Student Association Pictures. ;rx Come in and See the Elections * Difference. will be held Picture Perfect Photo day, September L FAST PHOTO LAB AND STUDIO 9 a.m.-5 p.m,/y Harper Square, Richmond, 625-0077 We're on the north side of town in the Powell Plaza. vAnyone interested \[ 839 in running for office* EKU ! Bypass :l< up an applicatipn. Carriage Gate enow in Powell 132. 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The motion had the full sup- Some of the features listed in port of President Robert Kustra, this proposal are a weight room, the rules com- cardio room, an indoor track, mittee and the indoor/outdoor pools with diving executive com- accessibility, a lounge/vending mittee. "I think room, a complete physiology they make a lot lab/wellness area with a of sense," whirlpool, saunas and much Kustra said. more. "This is the "We are almost certain that our Faculty Senate, proposal will be accepted (by the and it should be Board of Regents)," said Amanda structured MacSwords, chair of the health President accordingly." and wellness center ad hoc com- Kustra The motion mittee. passed unani- mously with few questions being Kustra sees efforts to get the raised. new health and wellness center as Joy Anderson, a professor of a way to provide for the future of Hiupational therapy, asked what Kastern. would happen at the forum which "The way buildings are going is proposed by the motion."We these days, by the time you get can sit and talk and talk and talk the building approved by the state all we want to, but no one is of Kentucky, you are still three to forced to listen," Anderson said. four years away from actual use. Kustra told members that Don Knight/Progress "II is unlikely that any student i oinmunication is the key to mak- lure today, at Eastern Kentucky ing the change work. "They (the Sky High University is going to see the administrative members who can inside of a new wellness facility." no longer vote) can still be here, Krista Dillman, a freshman elementry education major from simulates skydiving, was on campus Monday in front of the Keen Kustra said. "It is probably going were not changing that," Kustra Richmond. Ind , floats on air in a skydiving machine while being held Johnson Building. It was sponsered by Residence Hall Association, to be a facility that is going to be said. "I'll do my part to create the down by Mike Barse (right) and Kevin Nick3. The machine, which Student Senate and Centerboard. there for a future class of students liaison necessary between the that arrives sometime in the.first deans and vice presidents." decade of the 21st century." Justice: Complex to be built next to Funderburk Building; process in beginning stages " I think the building From the front casualty insurance. The fund Eastern, the justice cabinet, the community in that it pro- Lexington Academy is a brings in a little more than the governor's office and Rep. vides jobs. Also, it will be branch. An average of 10,000 will be an Important "Mattox is just not suited $20 million per year. Bizzack Harry Moberly formed a joint important for the college of people are trained each year by part of enhancing our for the classrooms and office said. effort to determine the needs law enforcement because of the program all over the state. spaces we need," Bizzac k said. "The building should of DOCJT to meet the require- our center of distinction Besides the training at Eastern, law enforcement "We need a building next to accommodate law enforcement ments of the bill. there." it holds day- to week-long class- the rest of the program build- training needs for the next 15 Moberly, as chair of the Moberly described the rela- es every day in other areas. complox hero at EKU ings." years," Bizzack said. appropriations and revenue tionship of Eastern and An average of 5,800 trainees and continues to The complex is budgeted The complex is a result of committee, oversees the DOCJT as "a mutual arrange- come through the program for $20 million, which will be Gov. Patton's Crime Bill, which budget for the state. All budg- ment beneficial to both." here each year, who require cause us to have a funded by the Kentucky Law requires better training of et items must pass through "All of these things sort of housing. Enforcement Foundation police officers. The bill also him. work together and makes ours "I think the building will be national reputation. Program Fund (KLEFPF). brought 1.200 more officers to "I think the new building a center for national distinc an important part of enhanc- Harry Moberly, The fund was established be trained each year at will do two things," Moberly tion," Moberly said. ing our law enforcement com- by the 1982 General Eastern. said. "It will ensure the bureau DOCJT, which is a division plex here at EKU and contin- state representative Assembly in which it This causes an expansion of training will permanently of the justice cabinet and not ues to cause us to have a imposed a one-and-a-half per- of needs," Bizzack said. keep its presence here at Eastern, is the only police acad- national reputation," Moberly » cent surtax on property and When the bill was passed. Eastern, which is important to emy in Kentucky, of which the said. 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Accent editor Sure enough, they were cousins. ukas Murphy chose "His ancestor was the brother Eastern not just for aca- of my great-grandfather," Phillips demics, but also to get said. closer to his roots. Phillips enjoys working on his "It's part of the rea- genealogy when he has dme. son I decided to come to ' "It's just a pasdme that hap- Eastern," said Murphy, a pens to coincide with my major," vocal music major. said Phillips, an archeology "I'm from Ohio, but all of my Dad's major. family is from Eastern Kentucky," "I was about 27 or 28 when I Murphy said. After making several trips started," Phillips said. He began down 1-75 to do research on his family. in earnest when a great-aunt Murphy thought going to college at gave him her old family pho- Eastern would make it easier for him to tographs in 1986. research his Kentucky ancestry. "I've been piddling with it Murphy began working on his geneal- ever since," he said. ogy about four years ago, at the age of Another student who enjoys 15. He advised others to start as soon as the hobby is Sue Ann Taylor, a they can, too, while older relatives are senior from London majoring in still living. elementary education. Taylor That's why I started when I did," has been working on her geneal- Murphy said. "Just hearing my grandpar- ogy since last fall. ents tell about old stories and things got "I like the stories I've heard me interested." about family," Taylor said. "I But Murphy's interest in genealogy grew up kind of poor and I found didn't end with his own family. Since out some of my ancestors were 1995, he has edited and published the 33- fairly well off." year-old magazine The East Kentuckian, Taylor said her family history which has about 700 subscribers. helps her choose the path to her In the quarterly. Murphy reprints cen- future. sus and Bible records, photographs and "It helps you to know which English Professor Ordelle HiH and student Mindy Zwick, from Cincinnati, review her family his- other information of genealogical interest road to take and which not to tory charts. Hill's freshmen composition students are applying genealogy to their writings. to those with roots in the 40county take," she said, who tries to learn region. from her family's past mistakes and ing it personal," he said. "Some students ing of their own family relationships. Murphy has also published genealogy Couture said. successes. even find out that they're related." "I, myself, have been working on The library also has an increasing books on his family, one ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^___ Taylor has traced Sambrook realizes not all students genealogy for many years, focusing on of which took first collection of microfilm and microfiche her family back to descend from Europeans; those with my Norwegian ancestors homesteading rolls, including Madison County place in the Ohio State Europe, primarily to African or American Indian heritage are in the Midwest," he said. Fair last year. a courthouse records, among them wills, It's part of the Great Britain. presented with a bigger hurdle. "You can be drudging along and sud- deeds, tax lists and marriage bonds. In tracing his roots. "One ancestor "If s trickier for non-Europeans, but denly you find something exciting," Hill Murphy found he's a Visitors can also find birth and death marched with it's been done," Sambrook said. But he said. indexes for Kentucky beginning in 1911, direct descendant of William the has had former students successfully George Ch/mer, one of ed to come to the first year the state required such Conquerer," she trace their family from an African village records. Sporadic vital statistics are only two patriots said. to America. flhomas Jefferson was A recent discovery for Hill was a available for 1852-1910 as well. Some students are In freshmen composition, professor drawing of the "Iris," the ship his ances- Special collections is in the process of the other) who signed of my Dad's new to family Ordelle Hill has students using their both the Declaration of tors sailed to America on. He found die purchasing from the state archives the family is from research this semes- genealogies to explore and write about illustration at Eastern's Crabbe Library. microfilm series with actual Kentucky Independence and the ter because two pro- family patterns and relationships. death certificates. To date, the library Constitution. Eastern's special collections and fessors have includ- "I'm encouraging them to find out as archives section in Crabbe Library has has all from 1911-1914. Some patrons Murphy also ed genealogy in much as they can about their family descends from been used by all these students. purchase the rolls onMjppwn, then Kentucky. their curricula. structure," Hill said. "I've had good Library assistant Jackie Couture not donate them to the library when fin- Mayflower-passenger In historical geog- responses so far." Edward Fuller and is » only helps those who have been working ished, so there are other rolls, as well. raphy of the modern He hopes that all students will be able on their family trees for years, but can "It costs $10 for a whole roll," Couture a fifth-cousin to for- world (GEO 202), to trace at least three generations. Some mer president advise visitors who are just embarking said. She compared that to the $11 fee associate professor have traced their families back into the on the journey. the state charges for a single death cer- Herbert Hoover. Richard Sambrook's 1700s. like Murphy, Don Before going to the library. Couture' tificate (including handling). Each micro students are looking For most students, though, this was advised researchers to first talk with film roll contains about 3,300 certificates. Phillips, a junior from at the migrations and their first experience with genealogy. Manchester, had older relatives or a family historian. Special collections also has access to settlement of Some have made interesting finds. "If you can get the name of an ances- the American Genealogical Lending heard the stories Europeans to other "One found that her grandmother had passed down through tor living in 1920, you can begin tracing Library, a huge collection of microfilm parts of the world. married before and she had relatives she the family back through the U.S. Census and microfiche records from all over the the generations. One Sambrook has stu- didn't even know about," HiH said. Murphy Is records," Couture said. world. For a small fee, patrons can rent mentioned his great- dents use their own In addition to several writing assign- and view items in the library. grandfather's brother from While the focus of the special collec- genealogy in the ments based on the information tions section is Eastern Kentucky Visitors can go to the special collec- who went to the Wilmington, course. obtained, each student will create a West, never to be genealogical and historical information, tions section in room 126 of Crabbe Ohio "Surnames are geneagram, a family-tree structure that there is also information available for Library from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. weekdays heard from again. _^^^^^^^_ often related to a explores relationships in a particular In 1983. while ^^^^^^ most counties in the state. Many other and until 8 p.m. Wednesdays, except dur- trade or geographic way. Hill said. states are well-represented, too. ing university holidays. Their Web site is working in location," Sambrook In a geneagram, students will deter- Oklahoma. Phillips met another man While some of the collection is in the RICHMOND MALL 8 >lt» te*an trfea m-ttisj '■-., I I'll One True Thing (H)** 1 50, 4:35. 7:10. 0:50 —. Rueh Hour (PG-13)" 1. 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 0:40 B2 Thursday. September 17,1998 The Eastern Progress How SMIa Got HOT Groove Back (R) 1:30.4:35.7:15.9:55 Rounder* (R) 1 15, 4:40. 720. 10 Knock OH (R) 1 05, 5:25,0:40 TODAY SUNDAY Saving Private Ryan (R) 1, 4:45.8.30 PROGRESS Deed Man On Campua (R) 3 15. 7:35 ■ LIBRARY TOURS ■ WORSHIP Ever Alter (PG-13) 1 25, 4:50. 7:25. 10j Freshman Library Mass, Supper 5 p.m. Bled* (R) 1 40, 4:30. 7:05.0:45 Orientation Catholic Newman Center Boa offlca opens at 4:15 p.m. on 10:30 a.m. Friday 9/11 and Honday-Thureday Also Monday, Tuesday 0/21-9/24. Open ej day Saturday * MONDAY Sunday 9/19-9/20. "NoPaeaeeor ■ MEETING auperaavere. 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Bible 623-3580 Worship 8:30 & Study 7 p.m., Sat. 10:50 a.m. Sunday School Outpouring 6:10 9:40 a.m. Wed. Night Live p.m. _ _ 1 Arts Angie Mullikin, editor The Eastern Progress Thursday. September 17,1998 B3 The Pirates of Penzance BY ANGIE MULUKM very plain looking but tells him Arts editor she is a beautiful woman and Upcoming Arrgh mates. „ convinces him to marry her. Come and see the show. When Frederic is released Performances There will be pirates, beauti- from his apprenticeship he sees TIM Pirate* of Ponzanc* ful maidens and comedy. seven young beautiful virgin sis- 'The Pirates of Penzance" is ters. They are all daughters of Oct. 2 3, • p.m. a comical operetta written by the Major General. The story "A Doll's HOMM" Gilbert and Sullivan. escalates when Frederic falls in The difference between a love with one of the sisters Now. 18-21. • p.m. named Mabel. musical and an opera, an "TO* State" operetta and a musical may be Jon Adams, a chorus per- confusing. former in the operetta and a the- Fok. 24-37, • p.m. ater minor, said he wanted to An operetta is a short or light "How I Lofwd to Drlv.- opera. In an opera words are perform for the experience sung to musical because he has never been in an April 21-24. • p.m. accompaniment. opera before. In a musical "It's witty, com- words are sung "It's witty, comi- ical and fun," The Birds" by Aristophanes to musical said Emily will be featured Feb. 24-27. The accompaniment cal and fun." Carroll, who Birds" is an ancient Greek com- with dancing. Emily Carroll plays one of edy. A "comedy team" is fed up The operetta actress in "The the seven sis- with the frauds and bores of is-about the trials ters in the Athens and sets out to found a and tribulations Pirates of Penzance" show. better society among the birds. of love. Frederic, The Pirates of To do so they must locate the main charac- - yy Penzance" will Epops, the King of the Birds, ter, is an appren- be performed at 8 p.m., Oct. 2 who was once a man, and there- tice to pirates until his 21st and 3, in Brock Auditorium. fore, would be expected to know birthday because his nanny The theater department's both sides of the problem. Ruth misunderstood directions: season will consist of three "How I Learned to Drive" by he was supposed to be an more performances. Paula Vogel will be performed apprentice to*ilots. Students will perform "A April 21-24. It is the story of a Fredericfinds out he was Doll's House" by Henrick Isben woman who learns the rules of Brenda AhearrVProgress born on leap year and he. has Nov. 18-21. the road, and of life, from only had a few birthdays. The "A Doll's House" tells the behind the wheel. The drama is Stephanie Slemp, a performing arts major,practices music for "The Pirates of Penzance." She is playing one pirates want him to serve until story of Nora Helmer, a child- a tale of survival seen through he has 21 birthdays. of the seven virgin maidens. The Pirates of Penzance" is performed by mostly students, but invol v es some like wife who painfully comes of the troubled relationship of a faculty in the choir. The show is being performed at 8 p.m., Oct. 2 and 3, in Brock Auditorium. Frederic has never seen age and leaves her marriage so young girl and her uncle. It is women except for Ruth. She is that she may find herself. not suitable for children. Matt Damon stars in No. 1 film of weekend, 'Rounders' BY JAY P. JONES he can find a few suckers. best actor in the cast, but whose plete dog. for money. Contributing writer Other stars include John attempt at a Russian accent was As is, a person who has limited Damon is looking for his I'm luiTCI, as a fellow rounder and borderline pathetic. It was almost knowledge about poker place in the world, Can Matt Damon's new-found friend, Martin Landau, Academy laughable at times. can't keep up with what Can Matt and battling tempta- popularity save "Rounders"? Award winner for Ed Russian comedi- is happening. tion along the way. As a huge fan of Matt Damon Wood, as a law profes- an Yakov Smirnoff It seemed as if the Damon's If you can dig your and his work in the two best films sor, and the beautiful Rounders' could have done a writers of the screen- new-found way through all the of the year, "Good Will Hunting" newcomer Gretchen Turturro's perfor- better job, but he play either expected poker lingo — and and "Saving Private Ryan," I must Mol, as Damon's girl- mance was must not have been everyone who watched popularity Malkovich's accent admit that I was expecting a lot friend. wonderful. available. the film to be a crack — to find the raw from the new Miramax release Mol is fed up with The movie was save Overall the movie poker player or didn't theme of the film, "Rounders." his card playing and slow the majority of care that very few on a scale of A 'Rounders'? then you may get Damon stars as a law student makes him promise to the time, and it did- moviegoers would have something out of who happens to be a professional quit, but to no avail. to F was a C-. n't -hook you in a clue what the charac- poker player, also known as a I thought she gave a enough to make ters were talking about. '"Rounders." rounder. Damon's childhood good performance, but you care what hap- All the poker jargon leaves However, I recommend wait- friend is played by Edward I may have been biased pened to the char- the audience confused about the ing until it is three bucks at your local video stare. Photo submitted Norton, (Academy Award nomina- by her beauty. acters. main point of the story. tion for Primal Fears) as a cocky Turturro's performance is There were bright moments of So, to answer the question, "Can Matt Damon stars in "Rounders." The story has more to do ex-convict, who is only interested wonderful, while the worst perfor- kindness and brotherhood with being who you are and Matt Damon's new-found popu- His character is a law student, in turning over quick money by mance came from John between the main characters that chasing down your dreams than larity save "Rounders"? who plays poker to survive. hustling and cheating wherever Malkovich, who is ironically the kept this movie from being a com- it has to do with playing cards No, at best it is a C-. Three out of four stars for Zombie: first solo album keeps him alive Deluxe," is definitive heavy dark, demonic and creepy are "Meet The Creeper" could be through MTV and the "Private 'Hellbilly Deluxe' metal music. prevalent on this recording in an advertising slogan for Parts" movie Muscular, bone crushing songs such as "Superbeast," a Zombie personal He stuck to soundtrack. definitive heavy power chords teamed with where he claims to be "the one appearance. He stuck to Zombie's creatively that you wanted." "Perversion 99," the the style the style and metal music bizarre lyrics take this In "Spookshow first of two instrumentals influences that brand of music some- Zombie's Baby" he sings, "She's on the recording, is remi- and influ- gained him BY PAUL FLETCHER what left of "main- a killer — Shes a niscent of an eerie jour- underground "UAIIHIIIW ences that Arts writer stream" metal and Hellbilly thriiier.- ney on a desolate carni- acclaim, just as a right out of range of ,l( S()lllllls val ride. gained him true artist Rob Zombie was obviously Doluxe" ^ ' l^e radio airplay (at least a potential girlfriend The Beginning of The should do. influenced by Alice Cooper and underground during daylight for the heavy metal End" is a climactic and One mistake by TV's Munsters. Iitan noisy barrage that makes acclaim, Just that was made There is a theatrical context hours). •k -k k Former White "Demonoid one iliink of with this record- to Zombie's dark and demonic as a true ing was the attitude that is not unlike that of Zombie drummer Phenomenon" is blis- Armageddon. Zombie obviously has release date . Zombie's photo is on the cover of Cooper, only it's more brash. John Tempesta g tering metal that is artist should not changed his some- It was released his first solo CD "Hellbilly Deluxe." And the song "Dragula" was offered his talents on slightly techno tinged, while what left-of-center atti- do. too early. The CD is one of the hottest sell- inspired by the Munster's the recording of "Hellbilly ," as other songs (most notably tude, even aftec,being Halloween would ing items at Recordsmith for the spooky hot rod car. did Tommy Lee of Motley Crue "Dragula") are more groove-ori- introduced to the main- have been much more appropri- past several weeks. 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I9qp Mountain biker ventures down two paths BY DAVID JONES Just qualifying for the nation- including running, lifting weights, Apollo's H Staff writer als was an ordeal, Trauth said. watching his diet and practicing Applabaa'aBS The National Collegiate Cycling riding. Arizona Jack's A10 When Joe Trauth talks about Association (NCCA) require- Trauth gives a lot of the credit ArmyAlO mountain biking, his eyes light ments included entering three to God and his father, Joe Trauth Botany Bay All up. regular-season collegiate races, Sr., who always stayed fit and Captain D'aAS The 23-year-old senior from as well as the conference champi- encouraged him to do so, as well. Car—r Sanrlcaa A12 Cincinnati has an intense love for onship fin Kentucky's midwest Fellow bikers are telling the the sport — and has been suc- Chock ExchangaAH conference). younger Trauth it's time to move Church Dlractory B2 cessful in national mountain bik- The biggest headache, Trauth to Class A ing competitions. Trauth came in CutupsAII said, were the regular season But Trauth didn't take their Dairy Qua an All second in the 1997 Class B colle- events. advice. He's not competing in giate nationals, sponsored by the They're so mountain biking at all this year. DiotConlarAS University of difficult Instead, he's concentrating on fin- Digital Advantaga M Wisconsin at because every ishing his degree requirements Disc Qo Round A4 Milwaukee. •• I plan to maybe weekend so he can graduate in May. He's Dollar MM* All Trauth started take a month's you're leaving majoring in horticulture. Dr.RobartsA4 competing as a and packing His grandfather got him inter- Durhhaad M trick biker, pop- break and go to up the car. ested in gardening while Trauth Bactric Bosch A3 ping wheelies and Then, when was still a youngster. The Eastern First GMr A4 bouncing up and Europe and race you come student continues to grow a gar- Food Sorvtcos B4 down on the home, you're den, sometimes in unusual Fronttorvfflion B5 front, back, and there... exhausted places. This year, his garden is in Gall's Holp Ad A4 sometimes both, Joe Trauth, because you a little patch of lawn in front of QHt Bos At wheels. mountain biker just had this his apartment complex on Grand CNns Buffat AS "I free-styled huge race on Lancaster Avenue. Happy Mssdows AS for six years and » Saturday or "I've already come up with 150 Kalrys Fruit Markat A6 went to state com- Sunday," he tomatoes, and big sunflower petitions in Kantucky Collision Csntsr A11 said. Then on heads, which I don't know what K Y Connact A6, B2 Columbus, Ohio," he recalled. Monday classes start again. to do with." Trauth said with a That kind of faded away when LA Nails A11 "It just totally drains you," he smile. Unans a Gifts B2 we all became 16 and got our cars said. After graduation, Trauth plans and kind of moved on with our Still, Trauth finished sixth in to start a landscaping business in Utta Profaaaor A3 lives," Trauth said. the 1996 nationals, which were Cincinnati. He realizes it will be Madison Gardona A4, At, B2 In 1994, Trauth rode back onto hosted by the University of difficult to continue mountain bik- Main Straat Chavron AS the biking scene on a Huffy Kentucky. The following year ing and is already planning how Mall Movlat B2 mountain bike. came his second-place finish at to accommodate his mountain- Msxlns'aB3 "A friend said, 'Let's see what Mario Norman AS m the nationals in Wisconsin. biking hobby. this Huff/s made of, Trauth Joe described the trail as a "I plan to maybe take a Mother's Laundry A11 recalled. Trauth took his bike up one-mile climb on a ski slope. month's break and go to Europe Mck Bartram AS over a ramp and split the frame in "You were just climbing and and race there — or to Colorado," ORIIsyt A10 half. climbing," Trauth recalled. The he said. Opal -s A4, AS, AS, AS, A10, A11, "I said to myself, 'I need to get best hill climbers definitely had Even though he isn't currently B2, B3, B4 a better mountain bike,'" Trauth the advantage. competing in mountain biking Parsonal Touch Dry Clsansrs said. He did and it's been all But Trauth overcame the high events, Trauth is coaching a cou- uphill from there. A11 Brenda AhearrVProgress climb and cold weather to come ple Eastern students. Trauth Ptctura Psriact AS Trauth first competed in in second. His performance would be happy to talk with other Joe Traulh won second place in his collegiate mountain biking division mountain biking at Butler State Pink Flamingo A11 last year, but is off the competition trail this year. Instead, he is pursuing gained him more recognition in students wanting to know more Park in Carrollton. He continued the sport He's now ranked 50th about mountain-bike racing. Pizza Hut A10 his degree in horticulture at Eastern. to improve over the years and out of 2,500 riders nationwide. He also suggested a visit to Plan atari um A7 competed in the collegiate nation- Getting to this point in his the NCCAs Web site at Public Infomatton A6 als for the first time in 1996. career took a lot of hard work, All next week, 9-21 thru 9-25, 1/2 price Vegetables V/ 4f. *«/ f A? Powell Cafeteria Wednesday Meat Loaf WHERE THE BEST Thursday Carved Pork Loin MINDS ON CAMPUS EAT AND MEET! Friday Carved Turkey Breast The Wizard of Oz BBBBBl Activities StaciRrid, editor The Eastern Progress Thursday. September 17, 1998 B5 Women's studies program Christian Student sponsors lecture series Fellowship BY STACI REID Activities editor Lecture Not only is women's studies at plans year Eastern a minor but also a spon- Series sor of various campus activities. Schedule BY SHAWN HOPKINS Women's studies is designed Staff writer to recognize and validate the Sept. 23 Ann Durham experiences and contributions of Government It's possible that some stu- women in society. dents only exposure to campus It provides an opportunity for Oct. 21 Jennifer Coffman Criminal Justice religious activities are the loud students to learn and think criti- and opinionated preachers who cally about the growing research Nov. 11 Paula Maionchi Medicine & Health station themselves in the court- regarding women. yard. "Women Making a Difference Jan. 20 Barbara Griec Christian Student Fellowship in Our Communities" a lecture Banking spokesperson, Jennifer Brown, a series dealing with various topics Feb. 16 Kalhy Kuatra junior public relations major from will begin next Friday. Leadership Erlanger, is quick to point out Mayor Ann Durham will be Mar. 29 Vanessa Qallman CSF has nothing to do with them. speaking about government. The Journalism "We're not really into inciting lecture is at-3:30 p.m., Sept. 23, in Brian Simms/Progrest riots," Brown said, referring to the Kennamer Room in Powell. Mayor Arm Durham is the first All lectures are 3:30-5 p.m. In the sometimes tense scenes. "The series of lectures fea-, speaker in the series Sept. 23. the Kennamer Room, Powell. CSF is one of the many reli- tures extraordinary women in a gious organizations on campus. It number of different professions," is non-denominational and open said Isabelle White, the director The topics of the series Gifford Theatre in Campbell. to anyone who would like to of women's studies. "We're very include criminal justice, medicine Another event is "Women's attend. pleased that they've agreed to and health, banking and journal- Voices, Women's Perspectives" at The meetings are at 7 p.m. on speak at EKU." ism. Kathy Kustra will be speak- 7:30 p.m., Thursday, Nov. 17, in Wednesdays at the Daniel Boone The series is not just for stu- ing on leadership. the Family Living Center at Statue in front of BIT nam Hall. dents in the women's studies pro- Women's studies also sponsors Burrier. Meetings begin with testimo- gram but for the entire campus other activities on campus. This is an opportunity for nials, prayer and discussion and community. One such event is "Teddy's women to read their poetry or fic- opportunities. The group then "Women's studies connects Piece," a one-woman play based tion in a coffee-house atmos- continues the evening with activi- classroom experience with real on the life and stories of an phere. ties at homes of local church life — this lecture series is to do Appalachian woman. It will be White added the lecture Andrew Patterson/Progress members. that and enhance the EKU rela- presented at 7:30 p.m., Thursday, series will appeal to lots of people There is a core group that tionship with the community," Oct. 1, in the Pearl Buchanan across campus, "not just for stu- Ron Adams and Susan Ashcroft getting down and dirty at Casino attends every week of about 50 White said. Theatre in Keen Johnson or the dents in our classes." Night Friday. Residence Hall Association sponsored the event. members. The group has one monthly service at Willis Manor nursing home. Members are open about the CSFs impact on their lives. "It's a SUMMER SOLDIERS priority, " said Amy Thomas, a sophomore nursing major from Winchester. Membership is completely vol- ROTC students travel throughout world for training untary and up to attendees. "It's According to Commander Andrew Daugherty, not a 'you have to cove every BY EWW PARSONS "We had a couple of cadets do very well. Scoring in week or you're out kind of Staff writer the upper 700s is well above average." ♦hing'," said Kelley Bailey, a junior psychology major from What students do during the summer varies Not only were cadets augmenting their leader- ship skills, but Eastern also had cadets improving Frankfort. widely. This past summer, many students worked At the meetings it is possible jobs and some went home to spend time with their their flying skills, both mechanical and mental. Six cadets were sent to Georgia to attend an air- to sign up for other club activities families. including Bible studies, volunteer One group of Eastern students had a more borne school. The requirements for the school included being service, and religious retreats. unique experience. Three retreats are scheduled Eastern's ROTC program sent 23 cadets through- one of the top people in the program, and scoring above 270 on the physical test. for the year. The fall retreat is out the world to train, learn and become better lead- Oct. 23. ers. Three cadets from Eastern got the opportunity to travel more widely throughout the nation and the The club usually has one other These cadets were carefully chosen according to activity during the week outside their level of basic skills, physical training and per- world. One cadet went to Texas, one to New York, and the Wednesday night meetings formance. such as a cook-out or camp-out Fourteen cadets traveled to Fort Lewis in the third traveled to Germany. These cadets participated in Cadet Troop CSF sponsored a concert fea- Washington through the program for training and turing Christian alternative con- evaluation. Leading Training or CTLT They are scholarship cadets who had to compete temporary band AZ u R as a way The cadets, all between their junior and senior to introduce new members to years, went to the camp to expand skills they regionally for the limited number of CTLT positions available. CSF. already had and to build greater leadership skills. The concert was a praise gath- During the five weeks that the cadets were at the These cadets were given the opportunity to take over as platoon leader for an already active -duty pla- ering for students which included camp, they were evaluated according to their level religious testimonials, speaking of physical training as well as their leadership skills. toon. Melissa Aubrey, the ROTC public relations offi- and group singing plus a variety Each cadet was required to achieve a total score of Christian activities and oppor- of 700 by the end of the camp in order to pass. All of cer at Eastern, was one of the cadets who participat- ed in CTLT Aubrey traveled to Germany and spent tunities. Eastern's cadets passed the camp and several The club also participates in scored in the upper 700s. one month leading an active duty platoon. "Ifs worth it in the long run to become an officer intramurals. and learn how to do your potential job." All of these things, however, Aubrey said that the cadets who participate in are secondary and supplemental Eastern student, Pat Dadisman, reaches over to these special programs are very busy, but they all to accomplishing the clubs stated grab an M 60 machine gun and spare barrel bag at benefit from the extra work. purpose. an M-60 assault course in Fort Lewis, Wash. "If s a lot of time, but we learn our jobs before we "Our mission is to bring more Photo submitted are out as officers." people to Jesus," Brown said. APOLLO PIZZA an 228 S. 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September 17, ISM The Eastern Progress Freshman defensive and Randy Lawrence sits alone and dejected during Eastern's 52-7 loss to the University of Kentucky Wildcats. Eastern's record against Senior line- Division I backer Charles schools is now Tinsley, a 4-3. Cumberland native, had 11 Brian Simms/ tackles along Progress with two sacks against the Kentucky Wildcats' quar- terback Tim Couch. Tinsley started nine of 12 games last year at the linebacker position. He was also the Colonels' second-leading return- ing tackier. The two-time k'tter- man is a defensive co-captain for the Colonels this season. Tinsley's top contest of 1997 came when he totaled 11 hits (ST. HA) in a regular season game vs. archrival Western Kentucky. ► Sports briefs Tennessee State football coach violates NCAA rules Tennessee State football coach I..C. Cole will be suspend- ed from one Ohio Valley Conference game ibis fall and 'CATASTROPHE spend two years on probation for violating NCAA rules. According to a letter from Junior Kentucky quarterback James Hefner. Cole's suspen- Tim Couch, left, prepares to rifle a sion is for providing an inves- pass downfield Couch passed for tigative committee with "mis- Mumme's five touchdowns and 372 yards. leading and false information" Sophomore Kentucky fullback about a prospective student's Derek Homer, below, attempts to participation in a practice. The Tennessean reported on July 24. run through the tackle of Eastern's COle will be on probation for Wildcats claw Shawn Gallant and Tony Woods. urging a volunteer coach to alter testimony to the committe. Don Knight/Progress then tape-recording the man recanting that he wrote a letter to the NCAA alleging violations. Cole must attend NCAA rules Colonels 52-7 seminars, and he received two BY DANIEL REINHART formal letters of reprimand. Assistant sports editor Eastern got its first chance starting inside its own ten yard- LEXINGTON — Eastern foot- line. Four plays later Colonel Standings ball's enthusiasm and winning fans' worst fears came true: an ► spirit collided with reality early turnover. Running left. UK Saturday when it played the transfer Derick Logan coughed University of Kentucky at up the ball and freshman rover- Commonwealth Stadium. back David Johnson returned it Football As it often does, reality won 21 yards for the touchdown and OVC Overall Standings — emphatically. a 14-0 UK lead. Murray State 2-0 Behind a potent offense. It was official, UK's scoring Kentucky clobbered Eastern 52- marathon was on. IvWdte Tennessee 1-1 7. By halftime the game was Tennessee State 1-1 Colonel quarterback Jon already decided with UK leading Denton was swarmed on almost 354). Southeast Mo. 1-1 every play as he struggled with a Denton's counterpart Tim Eastern Kentucky 1-1 3-10 perfor- Couch over- Eastern linois 1-1 mance for 41 whelmed yards and one Eastern's Tennessee Tech 1-0 touchdown defense com- Tenrtoaooo Mortin 0-2 pass i: 7 p.m. pleting 32-41 Eastern's passes for 372 offense gained Where: Bowling Green yards and five only 184 yards touchdowns, ► Schedule to UK's 448 including a 54 yards. yard aerial strike to his No. 1 Football (1-1) Simply put, UK dominated receiver Craig Yeast, who easily Roy Kidd's division I-AA power- zoomed by Eastern's defensive house team in almost every backs to paydirt. ■ vs Western Kentucky. 7 p.m., Kidd said UK's speed and ath- Saturday, Bowling (In vn aspect of the game. "They pursue like mad. 1 leticism (at some positions) were Radio: 1340 AM WEKY haven't (ever at IK) seen that superior to Eastern's. 8a9FMWEKU kind of talent," Kidd said. "After "Their corners are just a little they got ahead of us I wanted (aster than our wide receivers." Volleyball (0-7) that clock to run as fast as it Kidd said. could." Yeast had seven receptions for It didn't take long for the 113 yards. ■ vs. Austin I'eay. 8 p.m.. Friday. I tespite the 52 points and the Clarksvillc Wildcats to jump ahead of Eastern. Couch and company stagnant offense, the defense, took the ball at their own 27 after especially against the run. was a ■ vs. Tennessee State-. 3 p.m., bright spot for Eastern. Led by Saturday, Nashville. Tern. the kickoff. 14 plays and 5:15 of linebacker Charles Tinsley's 11 game time later half back Derek tackles and two sacks. Eastern Homer smashed his way into the Men s Golf end zone. See Football/Page B7 ■ Murray State Intercollegiate. today and Friday. Murray Media, advertising was a zoo at Commonwealth Women's Golf LEXINGTON—Welcome plement of food — it seems as if making its H 'y toward us at this your right and down the hall, one there, outside the press box and on ■ Radford Invitational. Monday ladies and gentlemen — wel the media is extremely hungry very moment. Please don't be can see the marvelous feast for the bakrony. are local television sta- and Tuesday Lome to the Commonwealth this afternoon. If there are no tempted by the slogans upon the the radio announcers. Today the tions. Please don't be alarmed by Stadium Press Box. questions, we will begin banners — O'Charleys and Miller announcers art' being served the anchors' suits and ties — they Men's Tennis Please be careful as you our tour. Lite are just contributing bulk to chicken, rolls, salad and numer- too are reporters, it's just that the exit the elevator, for the Directly to your front is the empty vicinity of the sky. To ous other side items. Not to have to look simply marvelous on media is lurking to and the press box view of your left and above is the digital repeat, but refrain from entering the television screen. As a precau- ■ Southern Illinois Invitational. fro in a surging pulse- Commonwealth Stadium's scoreboard. One may notice sever- (>ct. 24, Carbondale. III. the announcers' eating chambers tion, there is a pane of glass like manner to conduct Nutter Field. If you notice al slogans also on the digital — it is off limits to reporters such between you and the television conversations with one directly to your lower left screen, but please pay no atten- as yourselves If you make anoth- anchors, although they may be Women's Tennis another today. It seems and right, the enraging tion, that's just McDonald's trying er turn to your right and look for blocking the view of the field for a as if representatives flashes from the photogra- out Commonwealth Stadium's new ward I believe one can see. yes. I couple of reporters inside the from the New Orleans phers' cameras are at this technology. If tilere are no ques- believe that is the rcstroom area. press box. If there are no ques- ■ Howling. Green Invitational. Saints and Sin Saturday and Sunday. Howling very moment taking mil- tions, we will conclude our view Notice how the reporters flock tions, our tour has come to an Francisco 49ers are WALTERS lions and millions of pic- outside and proceed through the toward the restroom — for this abrupt end. Green, Ohio SOB among our presence. tures of our two beloved remainder of the press box itself. time of year, its highly unusual to Pleas*' sit in awe as media rep- along with numerous ■■■■■ •^■■i and battling teams, the As stated earlier in the tour, the see such a Bight I suppose the resentatives and advertising engulf Cross Country ESPN and Sports Wildcats and the media is in full force today, so as a protein enriched sandwiches are your viewing pleasure — by no Illustrated reporters. Please Colonels. Above the clashing reminder, please refrain from han- .taking effect, for we here at means should you pay attention to refrain from making any sudden gridiron competitors are the eye ■ l nivt Tsity at Virginia dling food that is not yours — Commonwealth Stadium only either. As a reminder, stay away moves near the sandwich and catching banners — pulled by extremities have been known to feed our visiting reporters the from the old sports gurus for they Invitational. Saturday. refreshment counter for all of the ( harlottesvill. . Vs. biplanes, if you will. Look, yes I get gnawed off from time to time. best enriched high-quality food. are too professional to express a media has not had its daily sup- believe one of the banners is If you take a step back and look to Taking a full iXklegreeturn, liking to your kind. The Eastern Progress, Thursday. September 17.1998 Sports B7 ► Women's Tennis Women prepare for fall season BY SHANE WALTERS work ethics. I'm extremely Higgins said. "Although, we do claim the No. 1 position on the Sports editor pleased with my four freshmen." have a little more depth this year women's tennis team for the 1998- Freshman is defined as an That work ethic and athleti- — our doubles are definitely 99 season. underclassman, novice, green- cism will be probed and tested going to be better." Also returning for the Lady horn or tenderfoot — coach Tom when the women's tennis team Although the women's tennis Colonels will be senior Ellen Higgins' women's tennis team competes in the Bowling Green team has yet to play in one-on-one Smith, who will bring experience may mainly consist of four fresh- Invitational, in Bowling Green, competition with another universi- and leadership to Higgins' young men in a eight player roster, but Ohio, on Saturday. Also providing ty, Higgins' already has total praise squad. Smith will hold the No. 4 novice or tenderfoot would not be various rackets at the Bowling and optimism for one of his fresh- playing position for the women's proper terms for his 1998-99 Green courts will be the men. tennis squad. squad. University of Toledo, the Rounding out the women's ros- Higgins' four new freshmen. University of Detroit and Xavier "Susan Ferguson is one of the ter will be returning players Susan Ferguson, April Dixon. University. best women's athletes, if not the sophomore Jennifer Goins, who Racheal Beaman and Kara Knoth, With the addition of four new best, I've ever coached," Higgins will hold the No. 7 position, and may possibly be the women's ten- players. Higgins' Lady Colonels said. "She's so highly competitive sophomore Sarah Haney, who is nis team's guiding light into the have only one main factor faulting and she's a real fine player." expected to hold the No. 5 spot spring season. their overall performance in his After the loss of last season's "I feel real good about our Don Knight/Progress "I'm real pleased with the mind — inexperience. senior standout Heather Long- women's team," Higgins said. women's team thus far," Higgins* "Inexperience is our weakness Chadwick, the Lady Colonels "This is my sixth year as coach Sophomore Tan Williams will hold the No. 1 position for the women's said. "I have four wonderful new right now — there is a big jump must look to a younger genera- for the men and women and I tennis team for the 1998-99 season. As a high school junior. Williams was freshmen on the squad. They are from high school, or what you call tion to hold the top post. th:nk this is the best women's a top-ranked player in singles and doubles competition in Jasper, Ind. all real athletic and have good junior tennis, to college tennis." Sophomore Tara Williams will team I've ever had." ► Volleyball ► Golf Eastern Illinois, Stephens & Stephens SEMO devastate beginM Colonels at home competition BY SHANE WALTERS PROGRESS STAFF REMRT Sports editor Lyon took control of the court against the Otahkians with five The coaching duo of Pat Slow starts can have exciting kills and seven total attempts for a and Joni Stephens are ready to endings — even the tortoise .714 percentage. lead their golf teams into found a way to devastate the hare. Freshman Sharon Moreno action as the fall season opens Coach Lori Duncan's volleyball contributed 23 assists in the up this week. team may be the tortoise with an Colonels loss to SEMO. For Joni. Pat's wife, it's the 0-7 overall record, but with 19 Duncan's major complaint for first year coaching the contests remaining until the Ohio her Colonel volleyball squad women's team. She took over Valley Conference Tournament, involves the in-experience of her for coach Sandy Martin who anything is possible. freshmen in the middle of the retired at the end of the 1998 Arch rivals Eastern Illinois and court — a factor that has affected spring season. Southeast Missouri gave the the team since the beginning of The team got off to a fast Colonel volleyball squad its first the 1998-99 season. start this week tying for sec- two loses in the OVC win/loss "In the middle of our court, we ond place at the Tennessee column with two host matches create problems for ourselves in a Tech Lady Classic. Eastern's held at Paul S. McBrayer Arena. one-on-one situation." Duncan top finisher was Krissie Kirby On Saturday, the Eastern said. "Our freshmen, as all young who earned third place. The Illinois Panthers won three people do, have the tendency to sophomore was eight over par straight games to win the match with a final score of 152. against the Colonels. watch the ball and not find the hit- ters and not figure out what is Last year the extremely Despite the loss, sophomore young Lady Colonels' highest Courtney Bowen led the charge going to happen before it hap- pens. We don't have anything sta- regular season finish was sev- against the Panthers with six kills, enth in their own Eastern five digs and 11 total attempts for bilized — its getting better, but that's our No. 1 problem." Invitational. The women fin- an overall percentage of .455. ished second in last year's In an attempt to strengthen the With two incoming middle blockers to the Colonel volleyball Ohio Valley Conference cham- Colonel offense against Eastern pionship out of four teams. Illinois, Duncan moved sopho- roster next season, Duncan hopes to improve the overall athleticism The women's next match more Mary Lee Keranko outside will be at the Radford with Bowen. without demolishing the team's Invitational Sept. 21-22. "This past weekend we let confidence. The men will be led back Mary Lee Keranko swing outside "Next year the core of this into action by their second with Courtney Bowen, which team will be the same, but we are year coach. The men's team is gives us a lot more offense but bringing in two outstanding mid- coming off an encouraging that makes the right side of our dle blockers which will immedi- season in which it took first or court a little less experienced — I ately up-grade our athleticism," tied for first four times. think we're going to try to make Duncan said. There will be a big Eastern also came in sec- that work, though," Duncan said. difference between this years ond in the OVC championship "Basically, as the middles team and next year's team, but but missed its overall goal of progress, we all are going to get the difficulty is getting through being the first team in school better." this year without totally destroy- history to qualify for the The Southeast Missouri ing the team's confidence." NCAA tournament Otahkians won the first game on Coach Duncan's 0-7 Colonels Andrew Patterson/Progress The squad will be led to the Sunday 15-5. The Colonels fell will compete yet again with two tee by team captain Kris short of victory in the second additional OVC rivals, with con- Sophomore outalde hitter Courtney Bowen soars above the block and completes a successful kill during a O'Donnell. game — losing 15-2, while losing tests against Austin Peay on match against Southeast Missouri at McBrayer Arena Coach Lori Duncan's Colonels fell to 0-7 overall with the The men begin their sea- the match with a 15-5 margin in Saturday and Tennessee State on two home losses against SEMO and Eastern Illinois The Colonels next contest will be against Austin Peay on son today at the Murray State the third game. Freshman Katie Sunday. Saturday and Tennessee State on Sunday. Invitational. ► Cross Country Olsen, six freshmen place first at Scarlet and Gray Invitational BY DAMEL PREKOM Sports writer «I thought we ran 1998 Man The six freshmen, along with close together, Woman i sophomore Theresa Olsen, of the women's cross country team which was the Country faced off against Malone key to our sue- College, Youngstown State, Ohio State, Ashland University and Wright State in the Ohio State Rick Erdmann, University Scarlet and Gray Sept. 19 University of Invitational on Saturday. cross country coach Virginia Invitational Coach Rick Erdmann's seven yy runners came in first overall Sept. 2« Indiana Don Knight/Progress with 25 points, while Malone "Buckeye State' the team doesn't Unrvaratty Invitational College finished second place have the Ohio Valley Conference Junior tailback Denck togan runs through an opening during the contest against the Wildcats on Saturday. with 38 total points. championship won just yet, Logan, who transferred to Eastern from UK last season, closed last year as the OVC's third-best rusher with Freshmen Mindy Stadler Oct 3 Loyola Lafcafront his 78.1 per game rushing average came in second place overall in Erdmann said. Invitational the 5000 meter run with a time "We still need to run faster," of 18:52.7, followed by Heather Erdmann said. The cross country team will Oct. lOFurman Davel in third place (19:06.5), University Invitational Football: Colonel defense gives-up 448 yards and Hannah Benjamin in fifth compete in the University of From B6 (19:23.1). Virginia Invitational on Saturday. held the Wildcat's ground " "Ah hell no, (I didn't play well) I've Jen Wheeler rounded out the Erdmann pcedicts this will be a Oct. 16 Unlverelty of game to a mere 62 yards. top 10, finishing seventh place tough challenge for both his Cincinnati Invitational But despite occasional bright got to play better than that for us to overall (19:29.6), while Olsen men's and women's squads. spots Eastern's defensive players took eighth place (19:40.2). "It's going to be extremely Oct 31 OMo Vatloy win ball g—m There Is no excuse Jen Anthony finished the 5000 were not happy with the outcome. difficult The men are going up Conference Croes "We didn't execute plays very for the way wo pi ay ed on offense meter run with a total time of against two of the top three 20:59.7 (30th), while Heather Country well." strong safety Scooter Asel today. teams in the country," Erdmann Championship said. "Our team is good, it's just Ingle placed 48th (23:12.0) out of said. "Ill be very disappointed if the 65 runners. thai we didn't click." Jon Denton, Erdmann was extremely the men aren't competitive with On offense, the Wildcats held Eastern quarterback the teams at the Virginia meet" Nov. 14 NCAA District HI Kastern's passing attack to 41 pleased with the team's overall Croea Country effort at the Scarlett and Gray This will be the first time that yards. Three different receivers n Invite. the full women's cross country Championship led the Colonels with only one of the game" for Eastern. "There is no excuse for the way we "It was a real positive experi- squad will compete as a team catch each. Eastern's offensive leader played on offense today." ence for our younger runners," this season. Nov. 23 NCAA Croee On the ground Eastern gained Denton didn't think he was on top Kidd said the experience of said Erdmann. "I thought that Erdmann is now in his 20th Country an impressive 143 yards. But 83 of of his game. playing UK was a good one but we ran close together, which was season at the helm of the men's ChampJonahip those yards were on pitch revers- "Ah hell no. (1 didn't play well) now the players have to put this the key to our success." and women's track & field and es to-J\nthony Boggs. 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It's an ait ot hiendli www.umagazine.com • Back to U. 1998 Stacy just got a "hip" transplant. See. she bought a new Ford ZX2, and her whole image changed. First she switched from Accounting to Graphic Design. Then she started buying "funky" clothes from a second-hand store. Pretty big changes. But I guess we should have seen 'em coming. Because with a Ford ZX2. you're pretty much telling the world you've decided to excuse yourself from the predictable. j* 130-HORSEPOWER, 16-VALVE ZETEC ENGINE SECOND GENERATION DUAL AIRBAGS* SPLIT/FOLD REAR SEAT Built Escort ZX2 t° Last 1800-258 FORD or 'Always vwar your salary bat ana sacure ctakMn in the roar seal www.tord.com intimidating look. arses — and no longer worried about the No Place Like Home Some students aren't so Scot's — university officials explained the sure they like the mas- incident as a "miscommunjeation." We Miami U., Ohio cot's new testosterone- really didn't want to know what was It's human inclination to name objects charged image, hut under that kilt anyway. you feel close to. At Miami, this is a tradi- administrators don't tion, with students pmudly attaching names give a dam. Our Pucker Up to their off-campus abodes. But a new crop advice? Lighten up — of signs like "Bun-Ox" and "Sex on the Virginia Tech be happy with whatev- Beech" has neighbors crying for the city er beaver you get. There's nothing harm- council to take a stand lor common decency. ful about ass kissing. At I lu students plead freedom of expression, least that's what the Virginia but the neighbors Have a Supreme Court savs The won'r budge. Nice Day court upheld the dismissal of Their sign? City U. of New York's a lawsuit by a Virginia lech Should be La Guardia College administrator who charged "Uptight old Light My Pop Tart that the student newspaper fans." Michigan State U. The City U. of New York has set had defamed her by identi- out io do the impossible -- make cab- fying her as the "Director ol Maybe iKIN Michigan State mideni bies more people-friendly. The college Bun Licking." The lud J Billy loci ("I) on repeat. Thai might Life is offering a four-hour class in which reason? explain win he Mew into a panic when hit Savers drivers share ideas on how to keep T h e pop tan caught on lire. He didn't boihet Youngstown theii taxis clean, exchange pleasantries ColiftiMtl with baking loda. He didn't even consid State U. with passengers and drive more care- limes had not IT pulling the plug. No, thii guy went fully. All of the city's 44.000 cabbies dclamed Sharon Ye.iglc, assis Bagels — they're itraight to the top. calling the lire depart- — and all future ones — are required tant to the univenitys vice ptcsident not just for breakfast any- ment to douse tin- wicked inferno blazing to take the s.lass. Lhe drivers' major for student affairs, because the phrase more. They can actually save your life. from the toastct oven, Apparently, he complaint? The $20 fee cabbies nnisc could not be construed as being (actual I he only stipulation is that you need to couldnt stop the tire. pay to take the Jass Bui what we real- information about her job and had not eat them lirst. Just ask Youngstown ly want to know: When will they start harmed her reputation. Sure enough, State junior Darlene Schorr. During .1 One Hot Chick offering a similar mandatory class for when we checked the Virginia lech direc- panic .mack in class, Schorr began to U. of California, Berkeley all New Yorkers? tory, we round no entries under "Butt hyperventilate. Lucky for her, the bagel Licking." Nothing under "tookus" or bag she had thrown away earlier was still Membeni ol thi Pi "rump." cither. in the trash. After her professoi Beta Phi torority .it UC instructed her to breathe into the con- Berkeley wire vktinu ol tainer, Schorr's blood pressure went .1 ^ .n burglar gone awry. U. Douche back to normal. Good thing she didn't In tact, you might say Ohio State U. have cereal for breakfast. they wen- struck by a Students at ()hio State are pissed. Their chicken burglar. Victim* powder rooms stink. No, not a too-many- ol .1 fraternity prank, the Holy Spit kids-drnpped-off-at-the-pool stench I Ins ladies woke up one U. of California, Berkeley one's more along the lines of douche — the morning to find several campus bathrooms reek of vinegar. And the A UC Berkeley professor has given a pieies ol furniture miss students just can't rid themselves of that whole new meaning to the phrase "shoot ing. But being true gen- your eye out." His weapon of choice? tlemen, the It.ic gms left not-so-frcsh feeling. Apparently, the jani- Spit. Next time you think one of your their Greek sisiers some tors are cleaning the potties with the smelly profs is being disagreeable, think again. thing in return — a substance. Perhaps OSU officials have struck a deal with Summer's Eve. After a heated argument between student chicken. I hats a line iock-a-doodlc-doo!f Looking for Love and professor about the 1915-23 U. of Arizona Hee Haw Armenian genocide. Professor Hamid Beaver Fever Algar expressed his distaste in the nutter Oregon State U. Do library bathrooms make you U. of Georgia by spitting in his student's eye. We only horny, baby? Arizona students arc hope this guy doesn't chew. Nothing gen .i crowd going like a Hopefully the l.ilith Hair will make a (breathlessly) screaming yes, yes, yes! pitstop in Athens. Ga.. next good beavei ihot. OSU knosss that ( omplaints of solicitations and students summer. That way. better than anyone, thanks to a brew- having sex in the crappers prompted acoustic crooner ing beavei controversy. Their smiling librarv officials to post signs inside the Paula Cole can mascot Benny Beaver has been the men's rooms that read: "It is inappropri- figure out where hallmark ol university pride and spirit ate and illegal to use university all her cowboys since the 1990s. But somebody rubbed restrooms fbi sexual activities or tolici went. A group the beaver the wrong way, and now rations. Problem is. students just can't of good ol he s tuiiiin mad keep then hands off— the signs, that it. boys in town Suk ol Benny's "leave it to Beav" They're ripping them off the walls as for a cowboy image, t >M officials transformed the last as ihe library supers isors can glue convention buck-toothed critter into them up. Is that what they mean by a had to help bad-all heaver by giving cfime of passion? police round him a tougher, more up a herd of cat- Skirting the Issue tle that was roam- ing the campus. U. Of California, Davis It appears that the II its not Scottish, it's crap! When cows, which were Jerry Griffin wore his Scottish kilt to his going to be used for job as a university admissions counselor an upcoming rodeo, were released from at UC Davis, he was asked to go home their bin by a gang of outlaw and change into pants, Griffin pranksters. In the end, the wranglers ILLUSTRATIONS BY ANDRM thought he was just doing his part rounded up the bovine, and they were WILKINSON, MISSOURI SOUTHERN to increase cultural diversity. returned to captivity. If only Roy SIAII COLLEGI Quick to cover their own Rogers could see rhem now. OPCORN? Nl) I HANKS. Candy? Maybe laicr. Pass (he maggot crispies and bug brownies, please! Students at Iowa State U. will bypass traditional cinematic snack tare for more down-to-earth delicacies at this year's Insect Horror Rim Festival. The gala, pinned down for Sept. 11 and 12, will celebrate its ninth year with two creepy-crawly movies — The Naked Jungle and Mothru. If these hlms aren't enough to give students butterflies in the stom- ach, the concession stand shouldn't disappoint. Students can sample from a variety of snacks — not gummy worms or chocolate-covered raisins, but mealworms and choco- late-covered crickets. IM senior Sarah Byers has brought her appetite for arthropods to the festi- val for the last three years. Her favorite delicacies are the chocolate-covered chirpies. which she says are "like choco- late-covered peanuts, only they don't taste like peanuts." Not a problem. She goes for the THIS IS THE TRUE STORY. OF IW) Oh THE SEVEN PEOPU bug brownies, too. picked to live on a pier, work together and have their lives "The brownies are pretty good, but taped ... Okay, so we all know how that goes. And we've all the legs slick in been watching these strangers' lives played out on the sev- your teeth," she enth season of "The Real World" fish bowl. But what about admits. Every year, the real people behind "The Real World?" about 500 people show up lor the No, not the ones who live in a fantasy free flicks event, house in Seattle and work at a radio sta- which also fea- tion — we're talking about, the students tures a butterfly who are struggling to graduate on time. tent and an insect like their five "Real World" cast mates, petting zoo. 1SU Nathan Blackburn, a senior at the Virginia Entomology Military Institute, and Michigan State U. Club President senior Lindsay Bricn each took a full semes- Jennifer Rcmmers says students and local residents may ter off. Now it's overload time. "I'm trying be a little squeamish about the goodies, but there's always to cram a year and a half into one year." says someone ready to dig in. "The lirtle kids will always cat I uulvay. 21. "My mom is telling me that 1 [ihe insect recipes] right away, while their parents will hmt to graduate on rime." stand back and say. 'Oh my God!" she says. Yes. even Nathan has worries beyond listening to the incessant whining of his girlfriend Pat Miller, director of ISU's Oimmittee on lectures, hack home — renirning to VMI for a final year of school. "It would be. difficult for Ml) says the festival is about more than just films and good eats body who lives a fantasy life for five months (to return 10 s*ho*>l . s-ns N.nlian. 21. — it also educates pcpplc about insects IV-tnrc each film, I s|x\ i.illy me going back to the military academy, it will be damn hard but ii will lx- good. entomology professors offer some scientific solace— assur- For wild-child Lindsay, MIHKII will be a much-needed sedative. "It s crazy think- ing festival-goers that genetic mutations like "The Fly" arc only possible in Hollywood. ing about going back to schuol when I have this time off. but I'm cxi itcd." she lays. And .is for ihe bug-laced treats? Miller says there's no need to call an exterminator when the "I need more structure in mv life." day's done. "Thcv run out of food every year!" So what do college and I he Real World" have in common? Becoming instantly famous? Hardly. Hungry now! Hug recipes can be By Sara Begter, hw* State UJIHustntiom by Mario Hiking Mount Everest! Yeah, right, Filming RFI found at www. umagazme.com. commercials in Nepal' I .u chance. In fact, we Luque, California Polytechnic State U.. San Luis Obisoo The producers are looking could only come up with one similarity. It ss.i- lor seven 18 to 24 year olds likc living in the dorms again." I inds.iv s.ivs. "Just for the eighth Real World with a climbing wall and ■ |.uu//i in it Interested'' Call (8181 754 5790 or check out Awn itunim murrat.com By Jessica Lyons, Assistant Editor/Photos courtesy of MTV Go in www.urnagazine.com for full-text imerviewi with Nathan ,mil I mituiy. ,/> well " I he Heal World" co-producers, wlto tell you what they look for in out members. Back to U. 1998 • MrMTMf.umagazine.com SERIOUS STUDENTS AND SI_ACkl Rs ALIKE WERI IAKI N ABACK WHEN MORAL- minded officials at Boston U. banned the sale of Cliffs Notes at the campus Barnes & Noble bookstore. Refusing to aid students in their perpetual quest to cut corners, administrators opted out of the reference book racket. The message was clear: Do The Reading. "They said they didn't want to be profiling from something that students were using to cheat, that Cliffs Notes were undermining the academic integrity of Mm classes, says senior Gene Johnson. "What it boils down to is that if students can gel good grades reading only ( lifts Noca and cutting corners, then its the pro- fessors who need to examine how they're leaching and raise" their standards " Boston U. isn't alone in banning the bright yelkiw symbols of intclkvtual laziness. List year. Villanova U. also banned Cliffs Notes from its campus booksteirc. Alex l^ippadcmas. a Boston U. senior, agrees with the administration's decision and says Cliffs Notes arc a ciuich. "If you've gotten this far without learning how to read a whole book, you have bigger problems than not king able tu get your hands on some- study aids," he says. ( :liffs Notes marketing director Kelly Jo Hinrichs says her company is being unfairly targeted. "It's an odd statement that Cliffs Notes is the lone product being removed when there's a whole reference section in every bookstore across the country." she says. "We have a viable ptoduct that helps students bcttet understand the subject area or work of literature they're struggling with We believe in |Clift Notes] and so do millions of stu- dents across the country." With three oiBer Cliffs Notes retailers within walking distance of BUs campus, however, the secrets of lit- erary subtext can still be found with ease. How's that for irony? >% «■* % CMttopkm Tmmamt, U. of WhcoMJaA+eto ay Ckritta ■—n» r—tyfnmia Stata U. MOST PARENTS fret over the money for tuition, room, board and books they have to fork over every year to send their kids to college. Imagine TUPAC SHAKUR IS ALIVE AND WEIL. YOU HEARD sending not just one, us — he's among the living. But you won't but 48. find him in a recording studio or on a movie set. Nope. He's hiding out in a classroom. In Yep, that's right — 48. And that's exactly what George Weiss will Wyoming, of all places. doing this year. Nine years ago, Weiss, a 55-year-old More than 70 students it ihe U. of Wyoming arc keeping Shakur's Hartford. Conn., businessman, told a memory alive with a little help from t )mowalc Akintunde. director of group of 76 second-graders at Hartford's IS Wyoming's African American Studies program. Akininndr leaches a Annie Fisher Elementary School that if course (hai focuses on the rapper/actor, who was murdered in 19%. His they graduated from high school, he'd goal? lb make stodenis aware lhai every culture is important in its own send them to any college — all expenses nght and thai cultural icons are valid topics for academic debate. paid. This fall. 48 of those students arc "The class gets pretty heated sometimes." says senior Kalim ENOUGH taking him up on his offer. Underwood. "But our open discussions are always interesting and infor- CO mative. No one is cut down for their thoughts." "This has been a huge weight off my parents' shoulders," says U. of Virginia freshman Ansley Dawluns "It's f-ach week students arc required to write a two-page critique that been a headache for them putting two kids through college, and now they're totally relieved." includes their perceptions ol .Shakur's music and movie roles as well as This is the third time the U of Pennsylvania trustee has put a group of inner-city students through col- their own accomplishments and struggles in appreciating the lege. The Hartford students join others from Philadelphia and Boston who were promised a free college viewpoints ol others. education in exchange for a high school degree To date, there arc 318 members of Weiss' extended family. "We use Tupac as a metaphor and as a tool to investigate I hat's one whopping dinner table. important ivsues in society." Akintunde says. "Ihis class boks Wcis. ."I.I.U. with his "kids" doesn't stop after four years of higher education. "We work with these hard at racism, poverty, the contemporary urban-African con- kids all through elementary school, high school, college and beyond." he says "It never ends, because it's a dition and the role of white supremacy" family. Akintunde started the class last spnng after hearing about a The students share that sentiment. ". He is both a rather figure and a friend." says Alex Campbell, a freshman similar .nurse that grad student Arsand Elihu created at the U. of at the U. of Hartford. "He likes to hang out with us, and he always welcomes students into his home " C jliSwnia, Berkeley " lupac is an excellent pnmary source of what life is like Weiss ,s happy to do everything he can "I cant say I endured the same abject poverty that some of the in our time, and hes lyric, arc the- evidence." Hihu says. "By studying what he was telling us. kids endured, he says. "But I knew what it was to support a family. I know the value of work." we can look at ourselves and figure- out how we can more effectively understand each other." And he's willing to put more than $4 million on the line to say that his "kids" do, loo. By Darin Pamier, Ohio U. B, **, Daakart, StMmm lL,amdtaam KaBar. j,*M rmtii „,all' comtosy ofUrn U. of Hartfonl Lit Mil. •cu Nil l n www.umagazine.com • Back to U. 1998 FREE MONEY! We're giving away TOGA! blg bucks again! TOGA! POP quiz: WHAT DO YOU SPEND MORE on each month — your phone bill or groceries? If you're like most college students, you probably said, "phone bill." Those calls to Mom and Dad, your signif- icant other back home and all those friends you I fl^ I I II V I II OK NOT, I HI HI /ssl (|| \ left behind can add up fast. What if we told you ^J thing .is a tree lunch. And fire maga there was a Web site that offers voice-to-voicc in ' I zincs, medicines, soaps, condoms, T- # messaging for free? No way, you say? -^.«*«* ■ k^ shins and software to boot. But you *"**^» don't need a five-finger discount to get your Sec for yourself ai AninulHouse.com, a site (.reared by paws on this stuff. Just a little Internet access a group of 'netheads out in California and named in honor of the 20th anniversary year of the clank college ^J^ and .in empty wallet. flick. "Animal House really conveys the altitude we're about," says |.iy Samit, the site's president. "Ir's for. by and »^^^"^fc Too good io be cme? Noi if you ask ihc 120.000 pco- about milage lift." Sure, you'll find the usual guide to beer ^*^*^^ pic who access Eric Menhart s free stuff Web site every games and such, but this site also gives students some stuff - month. The U. of Maryland. College Park, junior's sice. #1 they can really use. *~^1—^ Free Stuff at www.lfrccstuff.com. provides links to more It works like this: After registering, the site is personal- than 1,500 offers for anyone hurtin' for a little dough. ized for you every time you log on. You can find local enter- » — "I try to offer items that students would especially tainment listings, read local news and restaurant reviews or \^^^^^P like, such as free vacations and magazines. I try to keep the even post classified ads. There's .IIM> a career section that uninspired denture cleaner samples to a minimum." jokes offers jnh Mill il advice and gives students a place to post ||| Menhart. m their resumes and portfolios. "It seems to pertain to every- ^ ^'^* Using the site is easy — just click on the links, fill in a body and everything in college," says I jrha Krishnamurthy, •Mk^^f^p little personal info, and in six to eight weeks, your, mailbox a junior at the U. of Texas, AHsngton. %■■&■» will be filled with anything from film and rolling papers to So, what about those free phone calls? A voice-co-voice I sleep masks and messaging feature allows any student with a microphone on f^^^^^^ mouscpads. The their computer to have a conversation with someone cam- flip side? You puses away — without any special software or plug-ins. sometimes have to fill out some "If it gets known that you can get basically free phone pretty extensive forms, so plan on calls over the computer, students will flock to it like crazy," getting a few extra pieces of junk says David Dimmick. a junior at West Chester U.. Penn. mail. But hey. you're getting a That's exactly what the creators of AnimalHousc.com are hunch of free stuff, so it's a pretty hoping for. good trade-off. Kellic IVrson. a sophomore at By Tart H—ih, U. of Jaxat, Austin Carnegie Melon U., Pa., says Menhart s site is one of the best free- stuff sues she's seen. "There arc a k« of links io quite a few categories, and the doM.nptK.ns ol the Web site* arc pretty in-depth, so you done hl¥C DO SITES FOR SORE EYES waste time p>ing to sites you don't rcallv want to visit." fin. »ni» mi •—I— tarvar Mtnruri sjys he gets positive il aJiiiniiMM I mi/iiin»ii response*, from all over the world. "It's great." he says. "I mostly gel them PrMMtut CMM • M "PNc# NMP WM from the I Hue.! States, and I've received a.few from Thailand." TH« IMI Sonrc* tm Umth Part. Crm* And the hits |iist keep coming. "I think it's a prettv up to-datc and fun ■ ■m>nl ■-#■■■■■■ Wih MII for all College students." s.ns Northwestern State U., I a.. senior Lofi An/aldu.i I m Stufl kups me in touch with new products and ideas from all user Our dream link? (Jllk here for free, lunion II mum New and improved! www.umagazine.com Bade to li. 1998 • www.umagazine.com ■*■• FANTASTIC VOYAGE ANYONK WHO WOULD HOP ON A only is he a great student, but he'st^onderful with the animals, kids and all the victors.'' bike and ride 4,250 miles to So. on June I I, Rooks strapped tin At spandex. raise money for a bunch of hopped on his IxMonde. and began rhe trek from birds must be a Florence. Ore., to Savannah, (.a. He packed 10 pounds of clothes and saint, right? camping and biking gear, and aie a strici diet of limits and vegetables Well. Georgia Southern U. to replenish the 6.000 calories lost sophomore Saim Rooks U certain daily during the ride. lv living up in his name. He After putting a few 125-milc devoted his entire summer to a days under his belt, he quickly lone cross-country bike ride to jumped ahead of his 60-milc-a raise $75,000 for a new outdoor day schedule just in lime to bump learning center at his school's into a few friends from the Center for Wildlife Kducation. a Appalachian Trail adventure on sanctuary for bald eagles and other his birthday. Although Rooks native birds of prey. would never drink and ride, he The inspiration for this trip did indulge in a little birdul.iv came from another multi-sute fiesta. "We partied a little, and I jaunt. "I got the idea when I was even got a motel room for my hiking the Appalachian Trail," birthday." he says. Rooks explains trom the road. "I talked to some As for Georgia Southern's patron saint, his other people who had done it as a fundraiser." quest for adventure will continue next summer on When he announced his own fundraising a sci kayaking excursion with friends. Only this plans, the center's staff eagerly began soliciting time, it won't be for the birds. donations to meet the goal. "He's just an all- PIZZA FACE around terrific person," says Wendy Demon, the "T *w n0U9f, AsststMrt Etftof/rboto COaWfarjy or center's educational program coordinator. "Not Geortu Southern U. iMACINI II s FINALS WEEK. I HI BOOKS ARE CRACKED, I III caffeine's flowing and the pizza's been ordered. For room- MARRIACiK. Ir YOU'RI I IKK MOSI mates Mike Fitzpatrick and Jon Leahy, juniors at William people, it's something you do and Mary College in Virginia, it's not just a late-night study after years of courting, dating session — it's a recipe for inspiration. and falling in love. But David Last year, artei neither •>< them fell like taking out Weinlick isn't most people. the irash. they decided to put .ill those leftover pizza boxes lo good use IV/o weeks later, they'd created a T ITic U. ol Minnesota anthropology grad stu \ ' sculpture <>f guitar great |inti Hendrix't head made dent decided to do things backwards — he got entirely OUI ol pi//.i boxes (70, to be cxa,l) "I had married first and then got lo know his wile. An Hendrhi on m) mind 2-t hours a day," says leahv. who untradiuonal v..n m observe tradition? You bertha. ssjs learning to pla) 'Red House" on his guitar at the It all started three vcars ago when a 25-vear- lime. "When you love music, you have to appreciate old Weinlick grew Irusirared with friends and |imi," adds Fitzpatrick. family always asking him when he was going to get I*he\* titled it "6 x')." which cornel from the Hendru hitched. He decided then and there to pick a date song It 6 Wn 9 " And like the bed psychedelic rack, us |unc 13. 1998. Ibo bad he didn't have a girlfriend, le symmem i> downright eerie, considering Ixahy and alone a fiancee, when the big day rolled around. Rupaitick worked on i independent of each other "hi In stepped his friends They decided, with Weinluk's kinda freaky." I eahy admits Not only that, hut rhe sculp cooperation, to elect a bride for their pal. Whcn ln(. big day tore gives oil a certain, well, purple ha?e under the influ- arrived. 25 single women arrived at the Mall of America (where the wedding was held). ence ol Mask lights "Some parts show up more than oth- including an undercover reporter from the Minnesota Daily who was on hand to docu- ers." Rtspatrick sa\s I he grease shows up real bright." ment the process. But it was U. of Minnesota pharmacy grad student I li/abeth Run« I 'pon completion, the guvs offered their work lo the Experience Music Project. who took the cake. a rock n roll museum set to open in Seattle next summer. Much to their surprise, "It was her mother who originally said to go for it." the groom says. And go for it she the museum accepted the donation Chip Schubcn, a spokesman for Chancllo's did. After saying "I do." Run/e moved into the three-bedroom apartment Weinlick shared Pjzta (the source for all those hoxcsl. feck their creation Is receiving due accolades with two roommates. "People seem to think we're a warped, twisted couple or something," "It's prett) ingenious.' Vhuhert says. "When I walked up to it. the first thing I Weinlick says. "But we're leading a pretty much normal life. We're going to stay in school thought was. man' and get degrees and then one day raise a family and gel a house." ■so what - on tap lor their next project? Well, they have a nice hortlc-cap collection Would he recommend an arranged marriage to others' "They'd have to figure our if it going "We've hail a lew suggestions." I rain says. "|But| we had no intention of doing works for them as a person. They'd have to have a group of friends they really trust with am thing with rht boxes, so il anything happens [with the Isottlc caps], cool." the rest of their life. I'm lucky — I have a group of friends who understand and care about Fitzpatrick adds "II not. well, we'll have a ton of bottle caps." me." he says. "Even without getting married, that's the best thing you can have." By Chsd Dry**. Ohio UJPhoto courtesy of The Experience .umagazine.com • Back to U. 1998 GOT AN AT&T, MCI OR SPRINT CALLING CARD? GET RID OF IT. HERE'S WHY: Five Million VoiceNet Cardholders Already Save Like This. 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TAKING S Kennison U one of 12 MBA candidates in ihc Applied Securities Analysis Program at the U. of Wisconsin charged with investing $10 million of the school's endowment. "We must develop an investment strategy, sell that product to the client, execute our process, and remain accountable to I'W for the decision-, we nuke," Kennison says. "Unlike professional managers, many of us have a few classes on the side." Business schools, long criticized for bang isolated from the marketplace, have rallied as strongly as the current bull market to offer learning opportunities that mimic the investment world jnii provide the finan- cial community with well-trained grads. And students, looking to gain experience and make their resumes stand out. arc banking on returns from the late nights and weekends these programs demand. But Wisconsin doesn't have a corner on the student investment market. Students at I ulane U., the U. of Dayton and the U. of Idaho also dabble in the stock market with the help of university dollars. Each week, [ulane MBA students analyze companies that are too small to be tracked by Wall Street ana- Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf lysts and make investment recommendations in the school's annual financial newsletter, which is distributed to some I .SOO investors. Last year, stock prices rose an average of 50 percent for 12 of the 31 companies. Scott Weber, a Tulanc- business school grad, found the program invaluable. "(Participating in a pro- ON THE STOCK MARKET gram like Tulane'sl makes you more marketable," he says. Screw the stock market. Graduates of the program are quickly upgrading their sums in the job market. Sounds like a pret- ty good return on their investment. I could care less about the stock market. By Robert Moll, The Johns Hopkins U./Photo by Pete Thompson, U. of Iowa College hits close to home — but never below the bell. One course, "The Masculine Mystique." explores why young boys are more threatened by the term "sissy" than girls arc by the term "tomboy." "Clay Pigeons," a dark Although you can't yet earn a degree in comedic thriller, comes to men's studies. Sam Ecmiano. founder of die- American Men's Studies Association, predicts theatres this October. that colleges will eventually unite men's and women's studies under the umbrella major of • You can win your very own gender studies. This proposed union makes private screening party for some students nervous. "At the core of women's you and your 50 best friends! studies is giving air time to women's issues. says Lindsay Davis, a senior women's studies • Another 50 winners will major at Cornell U. "I worry about it detract- get some great movie ing from the study of the female experience." Some men beg to differ. Bob franklin, assis- merchandise compliments HAT'S RIGHT WITH tant director of residence life at Mary of Gramercy Pictures. Men?" If all you Washington College. Va.. is one of them. As an undergrad in the early '90s. franklin took Log onto women are scream- "Psychology ol Men" at Mary Washington. www.umagazine.com ing "Nothing!", pipe Women's issues, particularly domestic violence to enter or check out the and sexual assault, should also be considered down — it's actually a course title fine print below to enter by Even though men are reaching for equality in men's issues, he says. "It's like we had this dam snail mail. Hurry, contest at Albright College in Reading, gender studies, they're still outnumbered. that had some leaks." Franklin says. "So we entries must be received no Penn. And no, the subject matter Troy Kirkpatrick. a '97 Ohio U. grad. was one taught the people in the dam how to swim. But later than 11:59 PM POT of only two men among 13 women enrolled in we never fixed the dam." isn't sarcasm. It's men's studies, a "The Nature Of Men." "It was a course about life Maybe men's studies classes will give guys October 9,1998. more than anything else." Kirkpatrick says. "And the tools they need to fix that dam for good. OrfcHMrefciniU Ml»*itiii,a.Hiil>»«a,l.M field that's the focus of more than *immm»mnji^tmam^ ill il|nm ill ilja the feminist perspective |from the other women 500 courses offered at schools m»m**mmMmimtMl%miwi*m*,mli*u.lMtwmm, in the class] made it realistic." By todhHamW, Com* UAmtstnthn by Cbris <■ * rfhtd nhc ft -fa. » mmmmmmim m mi • «. IM <—., M fao. Sak B» la Back to U. 1998 • www.umagazine.com UOF MICHIGAN FOOT* ball played no part in attracting more than GOING # 10,000 spectators to downtown Ann Arbor last April. After all. a beefy Wolverine is absolutely nothing compared to the lure of 800 bare behinds. In BALLS the spirit of naked tradition, a brave band of Michigan students joyously disrobed and flooded the streets. OU"! Vou |ust throsc your inhibitions to the wind and do something you'd nevcf do otherwise." says Michigan junior Dan Eider, OIK student whose inhibitions weren't the only thing missing that night. I .1- h year, students at schools across the nation find ingenious W*ayi to eel cbrate the human lorm by Hashing their goods tor all to see. whether they're cheering the end of classes or observing the first snowfall. Michigan has one ot the longer running traditions with its annual "Naked Mile.'* which takes place on the last day of spring . lasses Some students say it's a way to celebrate their liberation from academic prison. Or maybe it's just an excuse to sec their best pals in the butt. "You really get to know what the student body looks like." says Michigan junior Bram Ellas. "It's horribly embarrassing, but it's also really fun." BEETLEMANIA Bare flesh is also a tradition at Princeton U. lor 24 years, sophomores have braved the cold to enjoy the "Nude Olympics" on the JOHN! PAUL! GEORGE! RINGO! VW! Yre INDEED, LADIES first snowfall ot the year. Hut and gentlemen, there's a new Beetle on the block. upon even' naked parade a Another wave of "Bcetlcmania" is sweeping the coun- little rain must tall; an unco- operative l\l Nino refused to try, only this time its of the recently remodeled grant Princetonians their Volkswagen variety. This funky icon of the 60s is back. If much-desired snow this yeai No matter — Cool you can get one, that is. Whip was an ample substi tutc tin snow Vt'uh die average wan anywhere from two to its months, bug loven "<■ buggin' out I Kcept tor Aren't students afraid the Imky few who've managed to slide iniO the drivers seat. they'll be identified and "I ordered my cai in February and picked h upon May 15," ays Kathy Brady, a grad Kudeni at ridiculed? IVinccton sopho- the I ofl Wisconsin, Whitewater, who has dubbed hei lovebug "Bert." "I ahnoti went berserk more Victoria Aparcec vies waiting tor mine, and I really didn't haw that long «> wail Bui [die wait] is a reality, and it's rather difficult to pick our the cai is rcallv worth wailing tor. It's adorable and pudgy and folk* just want to hug it. bodv parts, much less recog- Other Beetle tans haven't been so Ku k\ The factory is rushing to fill thou- ni/e people. " It s like a herd ot S.HKIS ot orders, producing about 1.000 can a day. If you believe that patience is zebras — yiHi can't really pick a virtue, a $*S(M) deposii will get you on a wailing list, which ranges from 20 to out a person," Apareec says ISO Bcetlemaniaca, depending on dealership and location. "fhere arc hundreds of students running around." While the rest ot America jumps on the bandwagon, students arc expert- Some even consider the naked events a bonding experience "Being naked cm ing mixed fedingp <»l antusemcni and itickei slunk III had the SI 7.0(H) to makes everyone feel vulnerable." explains Princeton sophomore GfCg Ayres. spend.'I probahlv wotildnt choose a Beetle* "There is a misconception among most people that it is a sexually but they're PfCtt) CUte, lays Reagan Humher. a sopho- charged atmosphere. VX'e actually do it tor the exhil- more JI \Xakc FoRSt U< It I got one. it would be tor the noveltv only ON THE aration of doing something outrageous, not It'i definitd) not i very practical car. but hey, it's got a hud vase! Mmdoch-Hitt. Wake Forest UJPhotos courtesy of KROQ, Los Angeies. and VolkswagenF Photo by Corey Morse, Michigan State U. n •raaMlRMU 1A www.umaRazine.com • Back to U. 1998 U. of Tennessee head coach Phillip Fulmcr. who led his team to last year's Orange Bowl, also sees flaws in putting so much emphasis on strength of schedule. "If somebody upsets you and they get upset twice, that hurls you," he says. "There's no way to know until later in the season how tough vour schedule is." The Big Game IX-spitc the legacy of bids and bowl games, some say a full s, .ill overhaul is needed to make college football truly fair. "It seems like the same thing — somebody's still picking — it's not a playoff." says UCIA quarterback (jdc McNown, one of the early favorites for this year's Hcisman trophy. He thinks a playoff system similar to the NH.'s would be a better option. Ideally, the polls shouldn't even be a factor, he sap. "Coaches aren't seeing the teams that aren't in their conference," says the Bruins' QB. "Fvcn the writers aren't. You still get a lot of Kast Coast writers who don't know what's going on on the West Coast." U. of Nebraska head coach frank Solich agrees. "Most coaches would be in favor of a playoff system," he says. But others, like Michigan Daily sports editor Rick freeman, prefer tradition. He likes the idea of a New Year's Day full of beer and bowl games, and by bedtime — a national champion. "I like that part of it. You wake up hungovcr and watch college football." While Freeman will still gel his New Year's Day football fix watching the lesser Bowl Games, this year's national champi- onship game won't be played until Jan. 4 at the Sugar Bowl. For one Penn State U. fan. the sysicm will hopcrull) east the pain of past injustices. "We got hosed in 94." says Derek lawrie. a senior at Penn State and season-ticket holder. (For those not so HOORAY! COLLEGE FOOTBALL is SAVED! coaches' poll. Under the old system, they were deemed co- tuned in to the blue and white, sec "Gridiron Cripcs.") champions, but the new formula would have calculated ihem So saycth the powers that be, who With the other facton taken into corackmtion, fain State as the two highest-ranked teams at the end of the season, mean- would have been eligible to play for the title that year. recently saw their dream of a No. 1 vs. ing they would play in a championship game. No. 2 game to determine the national Is all the extra math worth it? Roy Kramer, chairman of the Bowl Championship Scries, thinks so. "Now. the two best You Make the Call champion come to fruition. ic.ims arc going r/> play." Kramer says. "Wc think we've done Although j consensus ni.n not be reached, one last can't be" ihc best we can." refuted: Ihe new system will determine a No. I and a No. 2. and €*•» In a sure sign th.u Armaggcdon is upon us, the Bowl Although most peopk- arr cheering for the revamped system, those rwo teams will battle It out. A true national champion will be Alliance, a system which was created to ensure a national many coaches, players and fans still sec room for impros-cment. determined, without any controversy. championship game every year, now includes all reams from Hah. Who are we kidding? This is college football. all conferences. 'I he Big 10 and Pac 10 were previously oblig- Controversy is .is much a ared to send their champs to the Rose Bowl. Power Play part of the game as tailgat- Now. the top two teams in the country will face each other Is the new formula GRIDIRON GRIPES ing and early entry into for the whole shootin' match. weighted toward teams in the Nil. draft. Wh.it it power conferences like the Tha naw, strsamMnsd system hopss to stimulate grtd- there arc thiee undefeated Who's No. 1? Big 10. Pac 10 and SI ( uon controvarsias Ilk* thasa: teams? What if one team Warning: If you're not a math major.this next section may (xiuld be. With strength 1M7: U. of Michigan and U. of Nebraska finish tha is the clear No. 1 and two of schedule playing a large give you a brain cramp. Ready? Here goes: To choose No. I ragalar Maaon undataated. Michigan. No. 1 in both other teams finish with polls, wins tha Rosa Bowl. No. 2 Nobraaka wina tha and No. 2 teams, the new and improved system will rely on a part in the new system, Orange Bowl and tha coachaa' poll. They spirt tha title. the same rating? Then teams will no longer be complex formula that takes into account a team's: what? Cood question. But rewarded for beating a • average ranking in The Associated Press and KSPN/{/&4 1996: Undafaatad Arizona State U (No. 2) it forced to nobody seems to know Today coaches' polls; parade of cream puffs. play in tha Rosa Bowl against (Mao State U.. Instead of playing topranked Florida Stats U In tha Sugar Bowl. ASU the answer. In other words, a team • average ranking in The New York limn, the Seattle Times and\su loss, and U of Florida usurps tha championship. Before you start would receive a better rat- and Sagarin computer polls; pulling your hair out try- • strength of schedule, as well as strength of opponents' ing for beating a 10-0 U. ISM: Brighsm Young U. win. an NCAA-record 13 rag ular-saason gantas. hat can't play in a championship ing lo figure it all out. take schedules; and of I Ion,l.i — from the howl gama because WAC team* aren't invited our advice: l.cavc the math • overall record. powerhouse SKC — than Nahr.sk. wins tha national titla. to the pollsters and do Sound contusing? You betcha. The formula is set up to a 10-0 U. of Toledo from what you do best — grab 1994: Penn State U. runs tha tabta. Howovar, Penn determine, absolutely and without question, which rwo reams the less-competitive MA< '.. State doesn't ran up tha acora against Indiana U.. caus- some face paint, burgers in the country deserve to play for the title. Before, the Big 10 Where does that leave ing Nabraaka to iaapfrog tha Nlttanv Lions in tha polls and a 12-pack and hope and Pac 10's obligation to send their top teams to the Rose teams that aren't in the id capturs its first national tills of tha '90s. you're sober enough to Bowl sometimes cost teams in these conferences the opportu- power conferences? "It remember who. won once nity to compete for a national championship. Also, the old may not be fair to the the game is over. system relied solely on the rwo polls, which didn't always smaller schools," says U. agree, causing much debate over who was No. I in the end. of Kentucky quarterback By Casey Laughman, Just look at last year, for example. U. of Michigan took the Tim Couch, who led Kentucky's "Air Raid" resurgence last Ohio State (/.. and Jamie Pletras. Assistant Editor/ AP poll and U. of Nebraska took the ESPN/USA Today season. "They don't get to play against the other top teams." Photo courtesy of the U. of Nebraska Back to U. 1998 • www.umagazine.com Story of U. AN UNOFFICIAL LOOK BACK AT THE FIRST 10 tEARS OF U. B^ MARISA LAUDADIO, ASSOCIATE EDITOR ONi i UPON A TIME, LONG, LONG AGO (10 YEARS AGO, to be exact), a little bundle of joy showed up on college cam- puses across the country. The newborn's name? U. The National ■=7 ■•--- • ".•-: vSm - ( allege Newspaper. Over the years, that little newspaper, which originally reprinted top stories from campus publications, has grown into a magazine chock full ot irreverent original content and news that really matters to students. In 1995, the magazine spawned a Web site SH'i (www.umagazine.com) that features even more fresh information and, this year, a U. TV show will make its debut. We've come a long way, |aj*f*etypehada | **•> ■ splash of baby — and we can't wait to see what the next decade will bring. I Maty serious College life is a paradox — the same as it ever was, but constantly changing, i/.'s been there for ail of it, polls thanks to the hundreds of student writers, photogra- phers and illustrators who've contributed to our pages. •d buncn. HOT* ■ now th*y That's right. U. is written for students by students. And that's one thing that will never change. to(/. r*< NnkMi So take a load off and join us as we take a look back at the people, news, trends, opinions, antics and E Should tore-fn teaching more that have shaped college life over the last 10 assistants be required to pass years. I rust us — this is one history lesson worth oral proficiency tests? learning. And you don't even have to take notes. >es. 97 percent No: 3 percent (Unless, of course, you reallv want to.) THE BEST YEAIOFU ! Do you trunk your ex* (A If tt'a Happening on camavus, you'll read • A U. of Arizona study finds that one in four college women • The U. of Connecticut finally drops its weight requirement lege education is worth the •beat tt rtejit hare. From national news that will be the victim of rape or attempted rape and that one in 15 for cheerleaders after a former member of the squad chal- money you pay for if affects students a vary whore to spot new • men had either raped someone or ined to commit rape. lenges the policy's legality. (1991) Yes. 38 percent from MM nation't H1» V. has covered rt 119891 No: 61 percent aH. Just take a look at some of the news sto- • An Atlanta Jouma^Constitution poll of NCAA Division 1-A Unsure: 1 percent ries that maao meaHim hi V. • As AIDS awareness grows, a nationwide study finds that coaches finds that 71 percent think some form of monthly 0) three in 1.000 college students are HIV-positive (1989) payment should be provided for their players. (1993) t Should student lees be • Chachingf New tax laws require students to pay used to fund gay and lesbian #■ income tax on scholarships, grants ano\other forms of • Chinese students studying m America are afraid to go baci- • A collegiate sports game is broadcast on the Web tor student groups' gift aid m excess of tuition and fees. 11988?*-^^^ to their native country following China's execution of prodemoc- the first time when the U. of Kansas simulcasts a women's Yes: 33 percent racy activists in the Tiananmen Square massacre. 11989) No: S7 percent Basketball game on the Internet. (1994) • Remember glasnost? Eighteen Northeastern colleges warm up the cold war by announcing plans for an undergraduate stu -^ • Collegiate athlet- : Do you support affirma- • Four white U. of Texas students sue the university after cent exchange program with Soviet universities In the past, tive action potaes? ic organizations con- Being denied admission to lew school, saying they were vic- exposing Soviet teens to American college life without political Yes: 29 percent tinue to re-examine tims of the school's affirmative action policy. (1994) supervision was unthinkable 11988) No: 71 percent equal access policies for reporters following • Shannon Faulkner, the first woman admitted to the Citadel. • Washington State U offers phone-in registration. 119881 S Should universities pro- a sexual harassment drops out. citing the stress of her two-and-ahalf year legal Battle hibit professors from dating incident involving a with the previously alWnale military academy. (1995) students? • Pennsylvania starts a trend that later sparks national female Boston Herald Yes. 32 percent legislation when it passes the reporter and several • Marquette U.'s William Gates No: 68 percent College and University Security pro football players. and Arkansas State U.'s Arthur Information Act, which requires The NCAA allows Agee petition the NCAA to allow i Has political correctness schools to publish crime statis- open locker rooms for them to play basketball following gone too far? tics and rates for the last three major college football the release of the documentary. Yes: 85 percent years 119881 bowl games and Hoop Dreams. Gates and Agee No: 15 percent man's basketball were the subjects of that docu- •^ • Big Brother watches as tournaments like the mentary, which left them ineligible c Do you believe m God? students at hundreds of Final Four, but it to play college hoops, according to Yes: 75 percent schools across The country, doesn't have any the NCAA. (1995) 11.425 No: 23 percent including the U. of Vermont. rules concerning regular-season interviews. 11991) Maybe: 2 percent Colby College. Kent State U. • All 18 fraternities at the U. of lalookMUx and the U. of Iowa, protest CIA • Sit on this: Students from 125 schools participate in a Colorado self-impose a ban on Booze t Should the government recruitment on campus, charg- national boycott of classes on Jan. 15. 1991. the deadline foaowing several higrvorofiie aicohc* regulate the Internet? ing the federal agency with vio- the United Nations set for Iraq to leave Kuwait. More than related trageoes It's the first cam Yes: 12 percent lating national and international 200 schools hold sit-ins and teacrwns m the first month of pus-wide pledge by any of the No: 88 percent aws. (1988) the Gulf War. (1991) nation's Greek communities. (1995) WyuuJIWU !§W I Hill Urlglly III iffllr WMIr MnWfllrigrffgF* ■^fflWRIrmers ol Bella Bella Belta soronty • Willamette U. ,unior Liz Heaston becomes tr-e A job m your major? gressmen sponsor the "Students' Right To Know" bill consider legal action against 'Saturday Night Live* for first female ever to play m a college football game. The 1%»: 73 percent that requires schools receiving federal funds to release its Tn-Delt skit depicting the Sisters' phone answering soccer player donned a football jersey and kicked two No: 2/ percent student-athlete graduation rates and enrollment informa- habits — 'Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help extra points in Willamette's 27-0 victory agamst Lmfield tion. (1988) ya?- (1992) College. (1997) 1MT: Should g«y marriages be legal? MM: 76 percent No: 24 percent • The political correctness debate rages on college campus DAZED AND CONFUSED trends es. Some say PC is a new McCarthytsm that threatens to A peek Into the seedier wortd of the cortege drug culture. redraw the boundaries of free speech, while others call it a Cheap, legal inhalants like amyi and butyl nitrate, whip Trends cone and go — that's why 1 muctvneeded correction of historical overs"*™ and institutional its. Rush. Locker Room and Anyone who tNnki Remember these? ind racism. Still others say it's a bunch of media hype (1991) Medusa are the latest expert mental drugs. (1988) • • Lambda Delta Lambda is founded at UCLA, becom • After years of pressure from environmentalists and musi- Ecstacy replaces cocaine as Guln— Book of Wortd ing one of the first lesbian sororities in the United cians like Peter Gabriel. The Grateful Dead. Sting. Bonnie the party drug of choice. States. (1988) *► Ram and U2. the Recording Industry of America decides to (1989) • Acid house move- phase out CD long boaes (remember those'') by Apni IS. ment comes to America, mak- • Northwestern U. • The LSAT increases in popularity as 22 per- 1993. After that. CDs win only be sold in their nondo- mg people wonder whether it's sophomore Enc cent more students take the grueling test in 1988 posabte 5' by 5 w jewel box packages. (1992) a re-emergence of the drug Freeman enters the than in 1987 What's the big whoop? The culture or a legitimate move- record books as the increase ts attributed to media glamorlzation of • Everybody knows the basic smiley :-). s ment of music, fashion, philos- World's Fastest the legal profession through the TV drama as technology begins to take over college I Back to U. 1998 • www.umagazine.com XT . . Overt** — a vacant office They call it a relaxation room discover the one question they weren't expecting: "Which tire?" quickies »—•- and although you won't find any professional All of them failed. ^ Quickies page help there, it does include au#o tapes, books, has become a pamphlets, a bed and a recliner. Few stu- BEEROMETER favorite among readers. Thaaa quick-hit blurb* highllgtrt the dents have visited the room. but. says Rochester Institute of Technology bizarre, unbelievable and downright dumb situations that stu- Wellness Center Coordinator Helene 1995 dents and school official-types gat thomaolvos Into on caw Barney.'We're working on expanding the After years and years of extensive research, the work of three puses across tha country. Tickl* your funny bono with thaaa tape selection " RIT engineering students came to a head The trio has gams from tha last decade invented a keg tap that will tell even the drunkest reader HEAD HUNTING how much beer is left in the barrel. The hallmark of SPECIAL DELIVERY YaieU. the new tap design is that it doesn't increase the U. of Delaware 1996 foam quotient of the outcoming beverage. "There is 1988 There's nothing like a deep, dark just no other way to tell how much beer is left." yes. that's right. we'll have it there in 30 minutes or less* No. hasement to give you the heebie-jee explains cocreator Dave Kneale Finally, an we re not taiKmg pizza Prophylactics is more like it Students and Dies Just ask ralie Christopher Wahi. answer to one of this country's greatest riddles. administrators alike nave Resident Student Association president who found more than 2.000 human Next up for these modernday Edisons? They're Mike Cradler a good ribbing when he revealed his proposal tor a 24 brains in his dorm sub-basement currently working on a project to determine hour condom delivery service It seems the higher ups think there Yeah. yeah, it sounds like just how many licks it takes to get to the center of are other ways to practice sate sen that don't involve a school spon another lowbudget horror flick. a Tootsie Roll Pop. sored hotline that takes condom orders at all hours ot the day or But the brains — packed in jars night and delivers the goods within hall an hour The proposal was of formaldehyde — turned out to ABSENT T eventually shot down, but we have a bit of advice tor Cradler: be a real brainstorm. The U. Of Notre Dime Transfer to the U of Southern California their mascof The Troian remains are actually the lost 1996 research of Dr. Harvey Cushmg. What better way to show support for your MEAT HEAD the world's first neurosurgeon Yet favorite team than to get a tattoo of its insignia U. of Illinois. Chicago another absent minded professor on your shoulder' That's what 22-year-old Notre 1992 Dame nut Dan O'Connor thought as he went to get Ul art student Rudy Vargas has a real beef with the campus police PENIS ENVY the school's feisty leprechaun and the words "Fighting It all started after he spent three days sculpting 17 pounds of Harvard U. Irish' forever emblazoned on his flesh. One problem: The roast beef to look like a human head Sound 1995 tattooer spelled the word "Fighting" without the "t." weird'' Just wait it gets Is that a cucumber m your pocket, or are you just happy to be at the O'Connor has since filed a lawsuit, claiming, "I don't have MMllll wtm»n weirder As if the head itself Take Back the Penis Rally? Author Rich Zubaty was excited to see a to stand for this till." M«< (en wasn't enough1, he dis large turnout at his pee-pee power rally in Harvard Square, wttere he played it on a plate of and fellow members of Mentor, a national men's organization that VIRGIN VAULT OF CASH ■kWilneiud* lettuce and grapes as advocates masculinity, handed out cucumbers to celebrate the afore U. of Arizona » Clirjata-tliJii part ot an art exhibit mentioned organ Zubaty swears the anti-male pro- >1997 LtmNHon. The trouble came when paganda rally started out as a spoof, but we Cant we all just get it on? Not if 90 year he allegedly told some think it's a mighty strange coinkyKjink that he old Sally Keith has her way. Keith, an students that the was simultaneously promoting his penetrating Arizona alumna, is giving the university sculpture was actually new book on the frauds of feminism. Wonder if $250,000 for scholarships — but she wants a stolen human head he was up for a battle with feminists? them to go only to women who are virgins. Campus cops got sus The university is understandably iffy about picious and launched BUG-TOOTHED Keith's requirements. Frank Felix, director an investigation The U. of Iowa of scholarship development, says he caper was eventually 1M6 opposes the sex stipulation because it's uncovered, but not An Iowa graduate from Hong Kong is suing not the university's place to dictate morals. before giving Vargas a real the U.S. government for $100 million, claim- But Keith is determined. She says. "If I headache. ing the feds are controlling his mind. In a could find one girl ... and influence her to writ filed with Hong Kong's High Court. look ahead ... rather than get involved in a FOOD FOR Huang Simmg alleges that the government pregnancy, that would be something wonder- THOUGHT inserted two mind-controlling devices in his ful." But even if the university agrees to her ClanV U . Man. teeth when he had dental work done in conditions, one important question remains: 1991 Iowa between 1988 and 1991 Simmg. who How exactly would they determine if the student Cafeteria lood sucks. graduated from Iowa in 1992 with a doctor is a virgin? It's always sucked and ate in business, says he's suffered from it will continue to suck for all memory loss, sleeplessness and poor concen- THAT DARN CAT •a student time But at Clark U.. if your chunk of meatloaf surprise bites. tration since his stay in the States. He's suing U. of Texas. Austin fciai you don t have to eat it That's because officials are serving up a tor invasion of privacy, physical and mental 1997 •> tha art of moneyback guarantee on residence hall meals in an effort to dispel damage, damage to his reputation and what he Things are out of contro the notion that all college lood is bad It'll be a tough sell, but hey — termed "intellectual property," because the government can on the comics page of The at least it's an idea you can sink your teeth into. steal whatever he's thinking. "It sounds like he is mentally dis Daily Texan. Ever since turbed." says Iowa dean William Hines. fa think? the paper ran senior SEX, VAULTS AND VIDEOTAPE Tim Beynart's comic. U. of Minnesota TRIED EXCUSES "Nutty: The Kitten With 1993 CoturnMaU. Testicles for Legs" (it's exactly Coaches are supposed to give their athletes pointers, but we 19M what it sounds like), the don't think this is what they had in mind. A husband and wife Urban myth or true story9 You paper has received a gymnastics coaching team at the U. of Minnesota madver decide. Three students at flood of letters to the edi- tently spliced 20 minutes of their bedroom "acrobatics" Columbia fall to show up for a tor from outraged readers. into a reel of footage from a recent meet The coaching final exam When they do Some see the humor as a couple gave the tape to gymnasts so they could study the finally surface, they tell their front for the Communist Gopher "gymnastics- performances. And they did All of ? professor that they had a Party: others find it down them. School officials fired the couple, but scored them flat tire on the way and right disgusting. In protest, a perfect "10 " couldn't repair it in time. one student decided to The professor agrees to let leave it to beaver and sub- PSYCHO THERAPY them take a revised version mitted her own comic strip. HumboMt State U. of the final — a one-Question "Beaver: The Walking Vagina. 1M4 test. The students spend What ever happened to Budget cuts mean no thrifty idea is too crazy at the next week poring over Garfield and Marmaduke? Humboldt State Us Counseling and Psychological notes, studying their little Services center. Facing a shrinking staff, they've hearts out. They arrive fully Top Mr-re Mustrttions by Matt Haney, U. of Nebraska offered students an alternative to oneonone therapy prepared for the final and ^■■WlWflMI HI I IK to mese quota* Whe MM rappers to say they only call girls bitches or hos because |the women) act like that. It doesn't "I'm planmrig on graduating somewhere make them nght" between '92 and '94. But if I get a few more — rapper/actress Queen Urtifah. 23. promot- roles ... I could be on the etfit year plan " ing her third record1. Black Reign, and her TV — Malt Damon. 21. a Harvard U stu show. "Living Single" (1994) dent majoring in English with an empha Ml SIIII WAN! sis m drama, during an interview promot "We sent the scnpt out. thinking that we can ing School Ties (19921 sell this, but we would have to be in it... we Q figured, worst case, we could just get $50,000 -Hopefully, it will be really big." and make an extra-low budget movie Then 0 — Married.. »Wi Children's OavM Fausttno. 16. on his new we'd at least have something to show people rap group. The Outlaw Posse, which had |ust signed a deal when we went tor roles But it didn't quite work with Motown records (19911 out that way." Ben Affleck "|Our music is| just all energy before the release and cool lyncs Well, we're of Good Will lust kind of drunk and stoned Hunting, which he aa most of the time " cowrote with Matt —Nirvana bassist Chrit Damon (1997) •»■ Novoaallc 11991 "When Francis Ford Coppola. Tne 0 " best thing about it was Scorsese and De Palma do films, that it's the only song to (the critics] never question them fever win a Grammy that says the way black filmmakers are ques- 'fist f—k' in the lyrics." tioned. If black filmmakers got to — Nine Inch Nails frontman resort to making violent films about Trent Reinor. discussing streets, that is not our problem — the song "Wish" from his album we are making what we see." "When I shake somebody's hand, the first thing I think of is Broken (1994: — Allan Hughes 20. from the set whether or not they'd make a good scooper. If I get a good, firm of Menace II Society, which he handshake.I "The people that I've seen gain the directed with twin brother Albert think. 'That Freshman 15 are the people who also Hughes (1993) person ough got the Sophomore 15. ta have a the Junior 15. the "We'll have to see scoop in his Senior 15 and the Adult what happens, but I hands." Life 15." Vs. think the way my — Jerry of French Stewart of career has gone, with Ban A Jerry's "Third Rock From the each thing I do. people discussing Sun" (19961 get a deeper glimpse handshakes into what I might be (1996) "You can say it. The capable of." other [moviesj I did — Demi Moore during "We're intel sucked I'll tell you an interview promoting A ligent, pretty straight up they well-educat- sucked." ed people, — "Saved By the Bell" "I guess, like they say. ignorance is bliss. I have and we're boy Mark-Paul always been around the entertainment business It not finding Qoaselaar. before the didn't occur to me that I might not succeed in it." jobs any- release of Dead Man — Cuba Qoodmg Jr. dunng an interview promoting where ." On Campus (19981 Judgment Night (19931 — Reality Bites screen- "I really don't like movies all that much. There's more to life than "The length of that trial, man. they needed Ockie V. writer Helen movies Especially since most things are bullshit." up there. I wouldve moved that sucker atong a lot Children. — Mvar Phoenix 21, during an interview for My Own Private quicker." 23. on her /dano (1991) — sportscaster inspiration Ok* Vital. for the "(Acting) can be very boring ... But at the following the movie same time, it's better than working in a O.J. Simpson 11994) factory." murder tnal Janeane OaroMo during an interview pro 1996 "Will you motmg The Truth About Cats and Dogs nave sex with (1996) me? that's iNwtn.a 6 usually my "I'm completely procollege and proeducation. but I feel like I'm opening line." 0"ND« getting such an incredible education doing what I'm doing right — comedian Carrot top. on dating (1995) iMUaa now that I wouldn't want to stop." — Wlnona Ryder. 21. dunng an interview promoting Bram "I'm in my underwear, and you . Stoker's Dracula (1992) do see my butt cheeks. You're gonna throw up. And "Even with ("Saturday Night Live'l. you can't get away with as they're not stunt cheeks. much. Everyone s just so hypersensitive You need somebody They're mine...There's hair to stand up and say. Shut up It's |ust a joke." *u. on em. There's celluhte. — DavM Spade on the set of PC U. (1993) There's all kinds of shit. You can't duplicate my buttocks for "l like to think our fans tend to put a little more of themselves comedy." into our music than. say. Paula Abdul or something." — talk radio shockjock Howard Stern. — R.E.M. guitarist Pater Buck, during an interview promoting discussing nudity in his film Private Automatic tor the People (1992) Parts (1997) Back to U. 1998 • www.umagazine.com Juliana HatfieM I \B (, 1. Horn '*>V 9 No! every seasoned rock-veteran hasm turned to the Chemical or Dugt Bros lo put a fresh twist on a new Immortal/Epic album. In lact. Juliana Hatfield has done just the opposite wdh Her fourth solo release Written and ejoonled in |usl a few weeks. 8#d is 1 a refreshing return to the basics, IMa is rock 'n roll blnppad to its essence - no fancy effects, no diRil.if ftwrneuldlmit — test Hatfieid THE LEADERS OF THE and her guitar, sweet and simple What starts otlTas a full throttle gu* BY JAMIE PIETRAS tar onslaught in (he opening track. "Down on Me." tones down to a neo-metal movement Coast flavor on "Children of the KORN" wistful strum by the final cut of the album as Hatficld explores the and Tre' Hardson of Pharcyde that has fueled trials and tribulations of love found and love lost. The kind ol music Rating System demonstrates his freestyle skills that translates to a killer live show — Bed doesn't disappoint. the success of on "Cameltosls." The real treat, though. Is when frontman I'nr the full-text interview with /ii/uiini ILnfielrL go lo The X-Files bands like Limp Bizkit and Jonathan Davis gets into a n u'iiIuintig,i •vww.umaga2ine.e0m e Back to U. 1998 n REEL DEAL Artisan Entertainment I One: Mathematics is Hrmt Lovm, Last RHmn the language of nature The guy I Mndtho i MTV Two: Everything around us spots featuring neurotic. sHmy can be represented and cobble Jimmy McBrtde and the understood through num Mentos-spooflng Foo Fighters bers. Three: It you graph -Big Me" video has a new the numbers of any sys story to tell. A love story. In o tern, patterns emerge. hie feature film direct oriel Therefore: There are pat debut, Jesse Peretz leads terns everywhere Con Giovanni Rlbtsl [Saving Private Ryan) and Natasha Gregson IY JULIE KELLER fused, yet? This is just the Wagner (Two Girts and a Quy) first two minutes. To bog In an adaptation of Ian gle your mind for two I ERHAPS HOLLYWOOD McEwan's novel Flnt Love, hours, see Darren Aronof Last Rita: * has tired of bang- sky's sci fi masterpiece, in If you're looking for anoth- which newcomer Sean er Jennifer Love movie about ""* up. kill-everybody Gullette figures out the big-busted teenage angst. I— explosions, since October ordered chaos of the stock keep looking. Former market, only to have chaos ensue Lemonheads bass player Holy dsdo. choral boy! Its another mover from the 'South Park- Peretz wants to show moviego- the world's been on the Go to www.umagaime.com for tfw fulltext inter guys. And boy. r* it a doozy Join Jo* \bung (Tre* Parker), a devout ers the dark underbelly of what new with director Darren Aronofshy. brink of destruction all sum- young Mormon, who meets a pom maker while debvenng God's happens when mer. This fall, the theaters message In Beverly Hits. The sleazy pom king casts Wjung as puppy love wears Captain Onjaono. the virile superhero who. wtBi the help of his Blade off. "I'm hoping are burning up with steamy eidoHcli Choda Boy (Plan Bachar, BASBeWHal). vanqurshes vatoins New Line that people wKn hn> orgaamMrJudng weapon, the OfBnoiatur. believe these love scenes. We've got sex- Through a strange human/vampire mating characters ara ually repressed Mormons, thing. Wesley Snipes possesses all the powers of In love at the a vampire, but none of its weaknesses. And it's his beginning, then warped husbands and wives and a jolly Dead Man on Campus job to confront the wicked vampire overlord get creeped out Paramount (Stephen Dorff) and by the darker, English love triangle. If that's not enough weirder things that stop him from con are going on," Peretz says. to get you to the theaters, what the hell's Would you believe that if your roommate dies, quering all of 'The main thing Is for people you automatically get a 4G"> Neither would we mankind. That's all wrong with you? But the two stars of this flick aren't exactly the to feel like It represents some ■ I another kind of truth." sharpest knives in the drawer Mark Paul guy stopping the anm And the truth Is, this film Gosselaar (TV s "Saved by the Bell") plays a wiki hilation of the human about first love gone bad) Is Urban Legend man who causes his roomie (Tom Everett Scott. Columbia/Tn Star race At least he's not pretty complex under a facade An American Werewolf in Pans) to stray from his chasing an asteroid. of simplicity. Metaphors pop b(u Back to U. 1998 • www.umagazine.coni r's FRIDAY AND CHRIS TUCKER AIN'T got shit 10 do. The 25-ycar-old come- dian/actor has gone from Friday's pot- head, to a cross-dressing radio star of The Fifth Element to Charlie Sheen's partnei in crime in Money talks. He recently finished filming Rush Hour in which he co-stars with kung fu dynamo Jackie Chan. But for the moment, he ain't got no job, and today's his day off. Don'l expect to catch this Hollywood u|> .mil comei imokin on the j»l<. however. Thii funny guy lakes his .uiiiif; seriously. Mono does i.ilk. and now it's p.i\ull time tor linker, Universal Pictures has signed liukii in .1 S*~ million deal to siar in and produce the ipy-spool Doubie-()-Soul\nm\ a script he co-wrote. He plays opposite singer Mariah ( arcs in the comedy, hut m Ins lips are sealed on thii otherwise top-secret project. or! ihe dramatic moments In movies, says Brett Katnei, But really. Fucker's just playing ( num. < hris, cant vou give us anv details? director of Money Talks and Rush Hour. "He has a nat- — he's a big fan of Chan. "I've "I v.in'i cell you.' In- s.us. "I've got to hold hack ural talent as an actor. It's like the kid in class who has seen a lot of the stuff he did in his something." to take notes. gcx*s home and studies his notes (or six last movies and I couldn't under- just a What? AW> //ours "biggest mouth in the VCfesi dins hours and then earns an A. Then there's the kid who stand how he could do it — there's ni warn to deal the dirt? In a phone interview with Tucker doesn't have to take notes, he can just listen and earn a lot of tricks. Now I've seen it regular from his I*>s Angeles home, his mouih didn't quhe match the A. I hats Chris. All Chris has i.» do is pay attention firsthand so that was really exciting up to his rep. Million-dollar ego? I lardly. I lei |ust .1 south in dasSi he doesn't have to take notes, and he's great." watching that." comedian em gentleman at heart whos living the (ialirorrua dream. In September. Tucker teams up with Ratncr again in the action link Rush Hour. Tucker plays lames Carter, a The Next Generation but I started California Dreamin' rogue lAI'D detective assigned to keep a Hong Kong cop (Chan) away from the I HI investigation of ihe kid- Tucker names veteran Richard off doing "I was toming from high school and I had about napping ot the (aSinese consul*! daughter. Pryor as the funniest comedian in tour minutes *>t material when I went to the local com- Chan's claim to fame' Doing all his own stunts America. And this young gun's really well. edy club in Atlanta* s.us linker, who lucker, on the other hand, sheepishly already drawing comparisons to his started on the admits to using a stunt double in ff idol. So is lucker on his way to Atlanta corned) SOtne scenes. "But a lot of scenes, like becoming the Pryor of the '90s? circuit .u 19 'Bui lumping on the bus. 1 did myself, he "I don't know. I better keep doing movies or I'll be they li.nl •■ Ikiuoi adds qukklv. "I |ust went ahead and like JJ (from "(iood Times"] — people calling me J] all license and I was did it because we didn't want it to my life. [Rush Hour] is my favorite project. I think I've under 21. SO (he look fake. I was in really good shape grown a lot since Friday." nunagef told mc I because I knew I would be working And judging from his performance in Rush Hour, we couldn't come in. with Jackie Chan. I didn't want have 10 agree. Keeping pace with Jackie Chan, chasing I muck in on a m outrunning mc and stuff." bad guys through Chinatown, saving a little girl — all Fuesday, and per- But what we reallv that seems a litde more difficult than formed and got ■ want to know: If sitting on the standing ovation lucker and Chan porch with Ice The manager came got in a fight — Cube, hoping up to mc and said. who would kick to catch a You ^M. come back whos ass' glimpse of next week, hut JUSI "I'm going to Ms. Parker's don't drink. I was kick Jackie's ass," | rump. JUSI a regular comedi- lucker says, laughing. "We got in a fight an but I started oil doing reallv well." on the set and I had to hit him — I li.nl After a veat o( performing in Atlanta ilubs every to jack him up. A lot of people didn't night, [uckci moved to Hollywood at the tender age of want to talk about it. they didn't want Jo Soon alter his arrival, he landed gigs at the Comedy to tell the press because they thought Store. I he Inn Store and I he ( oinni\ \u (heater it would make us look bad. This is before making a television appearance on "Russell the scoop. I threw Jackie into some, Simmons |)er Comedy Jam." In I995i he made his trash cans because Jackie said some film debut as Smokev in the cult-classic Friday And thing to me in Chinese, like I didn't know any the rest, as the) say. is histor) Chinese, and I know a little Chinese, so I had to See the full text of the U. interviews with Chris Tucker I he one thing that's different between Chris and straighten him out." Uh-huh. Yeah, like anyone mud Brett Rjttner on U.online at www.uriutgMzime.com. the other bla^k comedians is thai Chris can really pull believes that one. Chris. www.11magazine.com • Back to U. 1998 STRIP TEASE HORSE FEATHERS PUT «IC K O'CONNOR. RENT STATE 0 . PURGATORY MURK STEIN, I. OF ILLINOIS Back to U. 1998 • www.umaRazine.com Finally, a that owes How's calling card calls made with the AT&T Universal MasterCard, 1-year membership in discount program, Enroll in the AT&T One Rate® College Plan and pay a simple a minute rate on all domestic ca.hng card calls grab yOU? All credit cards are not created equally. Ours is like getting three cards for the price of none. Find out more by calling I 800 529-o7.o2 and we'll owe you big time. www.dtt.com/ucs/ AJ&T Universal MasterCard T h d 1 t