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VOLUME IX RICE INSTITUTE AND HOUSTON, TEXAS, APRIL 36, 1924 NUMBER 27 1 MAD, 1 HURT IN EASTER EGG TRAGEDY SCULLIONS BALL SHOCKS STUDENTS HAPPY HOUOAY w WwV ! Oy#HVv RESEMBLES Freshmen? Maybe so. P!CM!C !M PARK We offer mo apology. RICE *yrt7DE ATTN LET TMa is the offieiai publication of M EM DM HOY FIGHT ENBSJN HEATH the Junior Class of '26. It is different. IMBECILE INSULT Had Been Hunt- Cut and dried theories have been BOYS GET GATE VICTIMS OF TRAGEDY. cut and dyed, and aii bonds of dignity C&EDS AT D^iJVCE ing Easter Eggs have been broken. An impromptu work, the resuit of Shieks, jelly beans, blue-blooded a few hasty hours of writing—we knights of the slickened hair, you're HOO-FLUX TO INVESTIGATE in for a big disappointment! There MYSTERY CASE throw down the gauntlet. Beat it if p . you can! wiil ba no boys in the May fight this year! Woman Was Prominent f!1HE E. B. L. 8. card party Friday Revelry Knows No Bounds at Scuiiions No, little social climbers, everything Street Sweeper; Loved *** afternoon should have been eaiied Jazz Affair In Ow! in our beautiful spring festival will Angoras. the E. V. I. L. 8. card party. be handled solely by our beloved co- * * * eds. The King wii be a giri, all the Feed Trough The Dead: Of a!! the crooked poker—of a!) the dukes will be girls, every duchess and member of th# royal court will be of Patricia Rosenweig. Jesse James stunts that have ever Something happened at Rice Mon- And that is an example of how low The grass oh the spot where been pulled without a gun! Why, it day night that set the cheeks of every our younger generation has sunk, how the fait' element. Why, even the Queen is going to be a girl! her body was found. was awful! Monte Cristo isn't in it! pure-minded Rice co-ed afire with biind they are to where they are go- Two rabbits, an earthworm, AH they needed was a roulette wheel shame. ' ing. They are not particular and don't It is an absolute fact. Everything and an armadillo, who viewed the to make the den complete. Students at Rice have brought re give a continental damn. If they had has bee,t exposed. The co-eds meant body accidentally while the in- * * * flection upon their school and the been of the social set of Booker T. to keep us aii in the dark untii the quest was being held. And they come out with that old trough ia which dormitory men are Washington's day they would not have date of the big doings, when the bril- The injured: gag about it being for the benefit of accumstomed to take their meals. allowed the boisterous clown to come liance of the stupendous May fight Nuc'eus Castoria Ethylgas— would drive it home to us in a flood th- S. S. F.—Oid* stuff* * , oid stuff. They pulled a dance that has never to the dance in the first place, let torn hang nail, sprained elhow ; been equalled in the history of our be- alone permitting him to stay after his of glorious light. But history has re- expected to recover. We're going to have a REAL party loved university. The king of Hell misconduct. peated itself, just as it repeats itself Patricia Rosenweig, beautiful for the S. F. F. and them STARVING himself must have stood appalled in It is time that we called a halt. among women an infinite number of pink-eyed sireetsweeper, is dead, FRENCHMEN who are going to the door. Who is responsible? Certainly not times each day. and Castoria Ethylgas is seriou- FROLIC wiii get aii the left-overs It was not the dance so much as the people under whose auspices the The co-eds have held true to the )y injured as the result of a trag- from the party; so they oughta have what happened at that dance, and we affair was held. The names of many heritage of their tree-ancestors, dat- PATRICIA ROSENWEIG edy which crashed into local his- a reai French good time. have affidavits to show that it did of the scuiiions are above reproach. ing back to Eve, and have, as Bos- Beautiful City Employe, Killed tory at Hermann Park Easter —O—O—O— happen. The affair threatens to take What person has such a mind, what tonians would say, allowed the feline Easter Tragedy. Sunday and injected a horrible fTIHE giri or chaperone who was so on an Esemyou color. person has sunk so low in the scale of to spring from the guarded satchel. vermin into the warm beauty of ** tactiesB as to leave her purse con- Co-eds who went expecting their es- human civilization that he can con- They probably would have been able the glorious spring day. taining a package of cigarettes and corts to protect them; tender young ceive of an act so dastardly? to keep the secret as a secret had not The two had been celebrating other things in Me co-ed dressing girls of an innoncent age who believ- Yet there is such a fiend, for we sleuths from my rreat sacriiegious their Easter Sunday together room at the Scullions Ball can get ed in their boy friends as Juliet be- saw it happen. Furthermore, he is in weakly, . t enting foul play, got on the and seemed to have had the best same by calling at Millie's office. lieved in Romeo, were rudely shock- every hamlet and village of the nation job in their characteristic, thorough of spirits. Evidence to this ef- Please call at once before the wife ed by an outrageous act of a wild- (Continued on Page 6.) (Continued on Page 4) fect was obtained by smelling gets wind, that I have them and re- eyed Mpmigster who imagined himself Ethvlgas' breath on the way jo ceives the wrong impression. the life of the party. the hospital. %;'<* -""O*—*0—Q— It was at the Scullions Ball, and Something happened which has not AGAIN thovile political monsterhas the other boys on the floor( and many Howdy, Folks, I'm Back been ascertained, that changed the ^ come snooping around the Institute of them had guns, too, now mind you) whole day of glorious sunshine into a to foul men's characters and pit one- made no effort to eject the rude young In School! dark and gloomy period of Siberian time friends against each other in loW, whelp from the floor. Shameful, cow- a hell. The maid was killed and it is indecent mud-siinging. ardly students. thought the man tried to hake his Well, hicks, slip me the glad hand! * * * Boys, you can't call them men, for own life. Never has there been heard such they will never be men—took refined Congratulate me right and left. I've bought out the whole darn Something happened, which has not outrageous speech, never has there young girls, fellow students, whose outfit of Thresher publishers, and am gonna show you a few things been ascertained that changed the been seen such sullied literature in names it was their duty to protect, about newspaper writing that you uevef knew agisted before. I've come whole day of glorious sunshine into a our dear Owl cage as there has been and allowed them to be shocked by an back to Rice after all these years just for thi^taie purpose. dark and gloomy period of Siberian dwing the last two weeks of the po- act of this vile creature. These tame little college nuts with half-baked ideas about what is hell. The maid was killed, and it is litical campaigning that has contam- This is how it was: The orchestra thought the man tried to take his own inated our school for the past month. was hitting it up pretty good and the right and wrong have been wearing your patience long enough and 1'm life. * * * dance was progressing wonderfully, gonna show 'em what it's all about. They fail to see the !ife in every- CASTORIA ETHYLGAS When last seen the two were sit- Every Owl student has been swept when all of a sudden it was announced thing; they don't get the vim, the punch in everyday things. They The Man in the Case. ting happily on the grass near the off his feet in the huge eddy of in- that Miss (name withheld) would give are blind to all the evil, the vice, the drunkenness that is keeping the Kangaroos home in the zoo, chatting decent enthusiasm that has sub- a solo dance. The speaker said he had world dark about thetn. They are just half alive.' God pity your poor OTHER BIG KILLINGS. between mouthsful of their Easter merged Rice during the dark and vic- the honor of introducing the young lady lunch. They seemed as happy as any ious pre-election day period, scandal-Starved souls! Out of the dark And boiling sky there has come two of the numerous other lovers "and took pleasure in presenting Miss (1) Fourth of July, 22,000,000 * * * a voice unto me, saying "let there be H^tJ'—light uuto those benighted using the park as a love nest. It is B. C.—Cain killed Able. Mo- definitely known that there were very Everyone at Rice is excited and The guilty youngster, hearing the! individuals who make the daily roututt of classes at Rice Institute. tive: Stealing murderer's mhch in love and that there could not tingling with the vermin injected by introduction and being somewhat fas- And I have answered the call. I and my rust^, typewriter are at your shaving soap while he was have been any other possible motive the spring political monster. cinated by the beauty of the maiden, service. ; at the movies. * * * involving another man or woman. rushed upon the floor, right hand ex- What you folk^ need here at th# Institute is a keener insight into (2) San Jacinto Day, 326 B. C. Students each have favorites for the tended, grabbed the girl's lilly white "Killed You Bccause I Loved You" the nature of things. Cod! think of ail the dissipation, the sorrowful —Cleopatra killed self with various offices and are going to every hand in his rude grasp and said he Ethylgas, in his ward at the hospit- low and treacherous extreme to put wickedness about you, open your sleepy eyes to this ole world of ours, garter snake. Motive: al, absolutely refused to make any was glad to meet her. To make mat- Guess! them across. ters worse, he up and kissed the dainty seething with vice and drunkenness; tlduk of how Mind you have statement, murmuring as he rolled 3) Dec. 25, 1865.—Abraham Lin- *** hand and, .backing away at the girl's realty been and then point out in condemnation those conservative de- and tossed in the delirium brought on Thee ect&hta this year are examples coln shot in Cozy Theatre (Continued on Page 3) startled look, closed his right eye in generates who run the regular Thresher^ Brand them as the fiends of how indecently enthusiastic stu- a deliberate wink. by James Wilkes Booth. dents can become in the repugnant who have robbed you of all the joy there exists in working for the Motive: Read your history. After the girl Was taken home, the spriag elections. Never has there been right aad Virtuous in a world of sin. 4) April ], 1872.—Jesse James dance continued, without anything be- such vibranv t interest over such a vile I'm-going to clean up things around here. But I'm not going to shot in back by Ford while P6!.il!€ALP0T affair The world needs me and I'ntffonna answer the call. I love he was hanging picture on does not hesitate a bit in wall of home. Motive: In- W!IH strong for the idea of abolishing for* affair, but the young imbecile was al- this ole world I live in, even with all the tattered rags of debauchery surance. ever this outrageous means of ruining lowed to continue his boisterous con- that it wears haif wrapped around its body, even with its mired duct, and as the dance wore on he even (5) August, 1914. — Archduke Btudent friendship. apd bloody soul. I see a way out, and with the powers witl! which it Ferdinand murdered by a MUOAM SLOP . .... *-

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home things scientific that can not Ea.tfer Trag-ey- be used in the class rooms or text- BEAUTY RUINED BY EFFORTS TO THINK books. . (Continued from by hia gt-wt pain. "I Idllad her be- eauae .1 loved her. God, pity me." He CO-EDS, ARE YOU SMART repeated this 1,9921-3 time* before tTSA PEOPLE lunch Monday, by actus! count. A! the Close of the Monday afternoon the injured man OR BEAUTIFUL? BE ONE began a series of jabbering* in his College Term delirium which have thrown a little OF TWO; THEY DON'T MIX tight on the story and which have al- Ml MXTWEH Does the occasional use of the old ing to the theory that I recently appr cashes most set detectives to working on new Think-Tank mar the external appear- evolved with slight assistance from a ciues. Our good people will see something ance? person named Einstein, the sine theta The engineers pulied a big time and "Sweetheart, you shouldn't have really worth while when the Rice In other words, does the expression over b times big B over pdq taken are to be congratulated. They work- told me there was a caterpillar on my Thespians stage their spring bill at "Beautiful but Dumb" always hold? BVD times proves that the angle is ed hard and lang and gave the good REMEMBER sandwich, you know I have a horror the Autry House on the nights of We rather think it does. If you larger than the tangent. Therefore X people of Houston and vicinity some- of such things, and an awful temp—" May 1st and 2nd. wish proof gaze about you. It ad- is not equal to Y. Q.E.D. You see it thing really worth while to look at. Each time he has failed to add the last There will not the vile, filthy ele- that the mitted that the blossoms of the ''lass is vary simple and only needed an Not only was the show educational, syllable to this final word, and detect- ment that is found in the many mov- of '26 smell sweeter (elevate your analytical mind to solve it." We it was entertaining. Everything from ives are waiting anxiously for him ies that contaminate our young peo- thoughts above the talcum powder thanked him and moved on. weighing dust off eye-lids to pulling to finish the sentence ao they will ple's minds. There will not be the can, Algernon) than those of sup- fire from powdered noses was staged have more light on the subject with dirty, low scenes depicted on the sil- Dr. Edge, the well-known chemist, at the Engineer's show. posedly advanced mentality. Perhaps whose rubber plant recently burned, which to begin work on new clues. ver sheet. But there will be high fa- Many, many people passed through the marriage clerk could tell us a lot, had his own opinion of the matter. "1 killed you because I loved you— lutin', real acting by a gang of tal- but when we asked him he told us to the mechanical laboratories. These Seeing that the results achieved did caterpillats, sandwich, caterpillar— ented individuals. go to hell. many people went away highly satis- ugh!" Ethylgas would murmur in his Three plays—all for Mty cents. You not come up to our expectations we fied. None went away griped. There Proceeding in our search for infor- delirium. can't beat it, and Owl students who took the matter on our own hook. If was something for everyone, o)d and mation we asked a Senior for his "What! caterpillar—gawd! darling, lay around their rooms when there is lack of beauty were evidence of even young alike and students are now opinion. Stroking his pride and joy you have angered me—ugh—pass the such entertainment across the street a miniature brain some of our pie- iooking forward to the next big hairy- with the fore finger of his right hand, butter! It ain't a gonna rain no are a lot of hum-buggers. The Rice faced weenies would have P.H.D.s eared affair in 1926. SERV!CE more the sick man would howl, Thespians need your support. They gently so as not to disturb a single after their name before they are a hair, he explained that it could apply If peopie realized how much money his voice rattling the windowpanes In are working hard to place Rice where day older. Perhaps it is the stimulus and time is spent on these shows that is the most desirabie the emergency kitchen. she belongs in the Little Theater to one sex only as he knew of a of ihe stuff they use to pass exams Senior that was a walking model for teach and entertain they would be a service from Houston Came to This Country Two Years Ago World. that puts rings under their eyes. Still the clothing store he represented, held lot more interested. Technicalities Castoria Ethylgas came to this And they have succeeded beauti- some of the Siimettes we know can many business positions about the are made interesting to the highest nut* country two years ago, from Dog- fully. Ask any critic who has wit- hold enough to throttle a cow without eampus, wrote letters to Mefo about degree and a way is used of driving mania, in Scandinovscotia. He is a nessed the Owl productions. It is even getting friendiy, so it can not the traffic problems of the town and CALL ON blacksmith by trade, but the last few great to watch our own students go be entirely due to bootleg. :n) 1111 ti rrrrtrtrrrrtn tn the educational value of stereoscopes, months has been applying his skill in through all the actions of different Ami there it went. The further we j and at the same time made the grade PRESTON 62 the bootblacking business. characters. It is high-class stuff and got the less we knew. So we turned } JO. R. GREENH!LL in Eco 300. When pressed for the AUTO LIVERY He met the Rosenweig woman on is not for people who don't appreciate out the light and went to bed. name of this remarkable person he the boat coming over and has been good drama. One or Four People to or from blushed ever so slightly and said that Hut we would like to know. in constant company with her ever Rice Institute, $1.00 904 Texas Phone Preston 602 The three plays that will make up he thought we should know his name. since. It is said that they were very this spring's bill are: "On the High We let him go unmoiested. < ) t § ) ! t ) t ! ) ) t t t * ! <

To make the cheese more binding, an almost pretty co-ed tip-toed up to GUM-CHEWING G!RL THREATENS my office the other day, aat down on C/i**on&:/&!g\y of A%MMe ****** ******* ***** my typewriter, and whispered, In a voice which warmed my ear, "Millie, I have news for you. Big newa." WAS *ou t *ridin * g THAT^ wat abou# t to TO UNDERMINE CIVILIZATION "Yea, yea, go on," 1 said. THE *othe «r nigh* t ENTE+R int* o* the The gum-chewing girl and the cud- about It? Are we going to let thia a former civilization with sufficient And then ahe told her atory, of how they had left her out of it altogether, A BEAUTIFU* * # L moon iit YOUNG My'* Hfe. chewing cow < thing go on forever? Are we going Initiative to inaugurate such a move? * * * Are somewhat alike, yet different to stand by and see this vicious gum- Our civilization might be able to after planning to make her King, with deuces wild, and of how ahe was get- IN Hermann Park. I LEF+T m* y *ca r chewing creature of the fairer ele- survive with the gum-chewing girl In UP the sky. What difference? Ah, yes, I see It ment do her part towards the under- action, but If that detestable other ting even by teliing me the whoie * * * BY the roadside now— mining of the human race unmolested ? creature of the after-every-meal oc- plan. I told her that her news was his- * + * tory to me, opened the door, and took A PRETT* *Y night* , I thought, It's the thoughtful look on the face We talk about what we'd like to do. cupation—the gum-POPPER—is al- AND tip-toed over of the cow. We say we'd like to give each and iowed to live on, there Is not the least her to lunch. . * . AND *whistle * *d softly to —Selected. every member of the Perpetual-Mo- chance for any of us, and soon we wiii This is the straight dope, hicks, TO a tree near tion-Jaw Crew a trip without the bar- find ourselves benighted under a mid- and I want you all to remember that * * * The above observation of an ele- MYSELF* *. I *iov e the re! over Niagara Falis, with agents day sun with physicai strength again it was Miiiie's great sacriiegious THE water where ment—and a big element—of our stationed farther down the stream to the rule of our existence. weakiy that deiivered the goods in * * * American girls, comes from a for- GREAT outdoors, for throw anchors to the rescue in case I am for action, and action im- an exciting moment in the history of eigner, a briiliant Senegalese who is I COULD get a any of the gum-chewers arose to the mediately; and this is the warning that the Institute. Hooray for me! * * * making a study of the social races of SEVERAL reasons, especially surface. I ieave ringing in your ears as our mankind. BETTER view, But how much of this talk do we gum-using associates run around AT night. But * * * And that is what he finds in our follow out? Is there any of us with ioose: If we don't teach this element own United States. Pitiful, shamefui, I COUL* D* almos* t hear get-up-and-go enough about us to see not to be so stuck on gum we wiii ! WAS alone that night disgraceful! that such action is taken? Is there soon ail be back in the jungle where * * * THEIR* breathing+ * . They Yes. But what are we going to do anyone among the stragglers left of it is beginning to iook like we beiong. AND was drinking * * :(: WERE not ikying * * * there is among the men at Rice In brought us giris to a state of abso- IN the full glory Boy.y Gef Cafe- A WORD. I was stitute?" (I almost felt like riaing in lute independence from ali men!" * * + defense of my sex, but I couldn't af- (Tremendous applause.) <) 1' Mother Nature's (Continued from Page 1) ford to let the book-worm turn.) VERY close. Suddenly My ears were burning, and the hall * * * way and threw the spotiight on the "They have made fun of us. They was ringing with the shrili voice of FLAWLESS handiwork, when- whoie affair. A TWIG snapped have poked ridicule at the most brii the speaker, who was now raving It was simple for my sniffen snoops. iiant social affair of the year." (She right and left and swinging her pow- 1)11) I say flawless? No trouble at all. AH we guys on this UNDER my feet. bit her trembling lip, but steeied her- der puff in the air; so the thing could great paper have an intricate knowl- self to go on.) not end soon enough for me. If I THHHH. en the bench * * * edge of human nature; we have been THE head with the "Do you remember last year?" could ever get out as I had come in I * * * blessed with the powers of feeling out (Her voice echoed thru the hall. Every would never attend another co-ed po- l!V the lake, a silhouette? the thoughts and sentiments of oth- litical meeting, even for such a great BEAUTIFUL hair was co-ed stood up with a flourish and ers; and when we got on the job, shouted "GAWD, YES!") service as I was doing my fellow man, YKS. Xo. Twu'silhouetteg— it was all off for the scheming co-eds. I thought. RAISED quickly and "The memory of that disgusting af- The evii wind blew into our alert fair still burns in your girlish mem- I got out alive and beat it over to Caps for MI'iHGKl) silhouettes, like ears at a big political rally of the co- A PAIR of gleaming ories! An effort was made to double- the alligator poHd in Hermann Park, eds—a monarchists affair, with roy- cross us ait. Oh, how my soul flames where I fell exhausted with my head Comfort— t\KS tun together— alty in session. The girls were all with indignation when I think of that over the bank, the speaker's voice EYES were looking gathered around a long table in a attempt to slip us a joker to match still ringing in my ears. ft APS for style. Caps A HOY antl a girl, secret meeting hall—I'm not going to the Queen in rounding out a royal When I came to it was time to eat, have become a ne- AT me anxiously. divulge the name of the place, since flush. ].\eat-h other's arms, so I joined the Park Shiek Crusade cessity in every man's I might want to use it myself some- "But we didn't play that way. We and made my way to the messhall. I wardrobe. Our shapes "YOU fool!" she times. i.()()Kl\G at the water. were pure and chaste in our politics slept heavily that night.. * shape up to any occa- I entered disguised as a co-ed book- and Yate rewarded our- virtue. May SNAPl'ED. "You've spoiled worm—not hook worm—and took my sion. Plains or plaids. A I.ITTLE girl, heaven be praised. ('Amen' from the HHHHHtHtHHtTTTT place at a corner of the elongated assembly.) Let us cap you. IT all! table. Seated in a position to have a "They have not played fair. They EAT AT \\ ITU bobbed hair, commanding view of the whole situ- Caps in the Newest styies and * * have done a dastardly trick and even fabrics at HE'S been crying for ation, I hastily observed the faces of this year they have incessantly poked Ke OMe those about me. !\'))teamts fun at us. We owe them nothing. Co/fegreJnn THE reflectio* * * n of the It was impressing, sadly impress- Crooked playing should throw a guy #2 #2.50 #3 <)[' a man. ing. Paie, drawn faces, once beauti- out of any game. So tohelwithem!" FAMOUS FOOD MOOX in the water ful, stared expectantly towards the (Shouts of 'Viva,' 'Hoopla' and WHAT it' her siender figure at the head of affairs. 'Long live the Queen.') Chicken Dinner . $ ^ OO FOR an hour, and Where once the rose bloomed in Steak Dinner . . J. "This is our plan: We will be girls "Ctothey* of Quality MOTHER knew? healthy cheeks a ghastly, pitiful color and boys both. They won't have a Buy a Meal Ticket—Save Mam at Capitol I LET him stay now se<, off sunken eyes and silvering cha^e. They wil] be disappointed, 20% 1)1 H tall pines hair. Heavy linesjstrcaked can worn and a group of expectant shieks will UNTIL he went brows, and where blood red lipy used have bought extra hair oil to no pur- 11 * § § i t 1.11 ii iiirrrnimTrr S!CHED :wftt/ cv.-rhead, to curl winsomely in attractive basket pose. We will hurt them, disappoint TO sleep, and now fashion, pale, coiorless rims now sur- them, and haunt their consciences by tm n m m t rrn tnnn m mm < m ) A SLIOHT breeze rounded a drooping mouth. showing them that evolution has SAVINGS DEPARTMENT SAFETY BOXES I'LL hav* e* to *sta y It was sorrowful, our once bloom- ) A X \ M1) my cheek, ing co-eds, now so broken and emaci- ANOTHER two hours ated from the heavy burden of poli- W'HIf'f] was growing warm. tics. AH the color, all the life of Do Yon Know JUST because you spring was gone. No longer was there THE Houston and its metropotitan area showed \ f^'t HL from the the freshness, that pure, sweet school- WOKE him up." girl complexion. It was gone, robbed "RAW-LEE" the greatest population growth in the MAH'KX'S pretty bobbed * * * from blooming girlhood by a vicious Southwest according to 1920 census and monster—a cruel, wicked master of —I apologized to is exceeding past growth ? HAIR fluttered in fates, the political tempter, who sets such a lightning and winding pace THE mother, patted TDK breeze. It that even the oldest and crookedest of politicians have a hard time keep- THE little fellow SOUTH TEXAS COMMUNAL NATIONAL BANK W AS beautiful hair— ing up, let alone our dear iittle girls who used to furnish the only inspira- n n m t n m r* t n < n n * m n nmmm mrrrrrr OX the head, I'OOH little girl, tion i)n^a graveyard campus. AND left. The pale, thin girl at the head' of 1 DltHW nearer, to affairs arose in solemn fashion, glanced slowly from one to the other, W1TXHSS the tragedy 1 THANK you. made some sort of a trick sign to 7"OX STUDIO which the whole assembly murmured, in a gruesome tone, "Ubetcha," and Fo/%e, i'm Bac% began to talk. (Continued from Page I.) Her voio# rose higher and higher, and after thirty minutes her words !;ii'up thcttat'koH'd gutter lean sw a faint ray of light—a light which could almost he understood by those will ba<) me on and

W^rMhGo&W BSBSHaBBa Aw on Evo^M^oo there new oomst (Continued from rage 1.) move that !em*a. nHSS higher, than an African '# * * cently roasting a live antelope aver Aa M we get awy teo "MM* grtA hia bonfire in the jungle? (he fee# t**agh aa It fa, a groap of Bolshevik levers cease The next class is composed oi thoae Con—Do yon believe in evolution! ! !J Pd who take their books seriously. In yith this outrageous suggeatiaa Pro—Certainly; every sensible per- we give ap part ef aw meals & the this hot climate, it doesn't pay to take ton da#). Con—^Cod pity you. even oneself in such a way. They meaa haU. Can—WHAT! Pro—Yes, indeed, my income tax is ' * ' $ + * . don't care for money; they think they Pro—Beg pardon ? (Continued due tomorrow. Now, listen, little Salvationera. We are getting educated. And yet where- Con—I