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^..A-/..^".''<-';.J.'.,.f^.?'.'=!- !',* ..f. CP THIS OLD WORLD (With Which is Combined the Junior Thresher) 'fo JMxew the Game; TMt ^!ow L#e b XHHMg Me" VOLUME IX RICE INSTITUTE AND HOUSTON, TEXAS, APRIL 36, 1924 NUMBER 27 1 MAD, 1 HURT IN EASTER EGG TRAGEDY SCULLIONS BALL SHOCKS STUDENTS HAPPY HOUOAY w WwV ! Oy#HVv RESEMBLES Freshmen? Maybe so. P!CM!C !M PARK We offer mo apology. RICE *yrt7DE ATTN LET TMa is the offieiai publication of M EM DM HOY FIGHT ENBSJN HEATH the Junior Class of '26. It is different. IMBECILE INSULT Had Been Hunt- Cut and dried theories have been BOYS GET GATE VICTIMS OF TRAGEDY. cut and dyed, and aii bonds of dignity C&EDS AT D^iJVCE ing Easter Eggs have been broken. An impromptu work, the resuit of Shieks, jelly beans, blue-blooded a few hasty hours of writing—we knights of the slickened hair, you're HOO-FLUX TO INVESTIGATE in for a big disappointment! There MYSTERY CASE throw down the gauntlet. Beat it if p . you can! wiil ba no boys in the May fight this year! Woman Was Prominent f!1HE E. B. L. 8. card party Friday Revelry Knows No Bounds at Scuiiions No, little social climbers, everything Street Sweeper; Loved *** afternoon should have been eaiied Jazz Affair In Ow! in our beautiful spring festival will Angoras. the E. V. I. L. 8. card party. be handled solely by our beloved co- * * * eds. The King wii be a giri, all the Feed Trough The Dead: Of a!! the crooked poker—of a!) the dukes will be girls, every duchess and member of th# royal court will be of Patricia Rosenweig. Jesse James stunts that have ever Something happened at Rice Mon- And that is an example of how low The grass oh the spot where been pulled without a gun! Why, it day night that set the cheeks of every our younger generation has sunk, how the fait' element. Why, even the Queen is going to be a girl! her body was found. was awful! Monte Cristo isn't in it! pure-minded Rice co-ed afire with biind they are to where they are go- Two rabbits, an earthworm, AH they needed was a roulette wheel shame. ' ing. They are not particular and don't It is an absolute fact. Everything and an armadillo, who viewed the to make the den complete. Students at Rice have brought re give a continental damn. If they had has bee,t exposed. The co-eds meant body accidentally while the in- * * * flection upon their school and the been of the social set of Booker T. to keep us aii in the dark untii the quest was being held. And they come out with that old trough ia which dormitory men are Washington's day they would not have date of the big doings, when the bril- The injured: gag about it being for the benefit of accumstomed to take their meals. allowed the boisterous clown to come liance of the stupendous May fight Nuc'eus Castoria Ethylgas— would drive it home to us in a flood th- S. S. F.—Oid* stuff* * , oid stuff. They pulled a dance that has never to the dance in the first place, let torn hang nail, sprained elhow ; been equalled in the history of our be- alone permitting him to stay after his of glorious light. But history has re- expected to recover. We're going to have a REAL party loved university. The king of Hell misconduct. peated itself, just as it repeats itself Patricia Rosenweig, beautiful for the S. F. F. and them STARVING himself must have stood appalled in It is time that we called a halt. among women an infinite number of pink-eyed sireetsweeper, is dead, FRENCHMEN who are going to the door. Who is responsible? Certainly not times each day. and Castoria Ethylgas is seriou- FROLIC wiii get aii the left-overs It was not the dance so much as the people under whose auspices the The co-eds have held true to the )y injured as the result of a trag- from the party; so they oughta have what happened at that dance, and we affair was held. The names of many heritage of their tree-ancestors, dat- PATRICIA ROSENWEIG edy which crashed into local his- a reai French good time. have affidavits to show that it did of the scuiiions are above reproach. ing back to Eve, and have, as Bos- Beautiful City Employe, Killed tory at Hermann Park Easter —O—O—O— happen. The affair threatens to take What person has such a mind, what tonians would say, allowed the feline Easter Tragedy. Sunday and injected a horrible fTIHE giri or chaperone who was so on an Esemyou color. person has sunk so low in the scale of to spring from the guarded satchel. vermin into the warm beauty of ** tactiesB as to leave her purse con- Co-eds who went expecting their es- human civilization that he can con- They probably would have been able the glorious spring day. taining a package of cigarettes and corts to protect them; tender young ceive of an act so dastardly? to keep the secret as a secret had not The two had been celebrating other things in Me co-ed dressing girls of an innoncent age who believ- Yet there is such a fiend, for we sleuths from my rreat sacriiegious their Easter Sunday together room at the Scullions Ball can get ed in their boy friends as Juliet be- saw it happen. Furthermore, he is in weakly, . t enting foul play, got on the and seemed to have had the best same by calling at Millie's office. lieved in Romeo, were rudely shock- every hamlet and village of the nation job in their characteristic, thorough of spirits. Evidence to this ef- Please call at once before the wife ed by an outrageous act of a wild- (Continued on Page 6.) (Continued on Page 4) fect was obtained by smelling gets wind, that I have them and re- eyed Mpmigster who imagined himself Ethvlgas' breath on the way jo ceives the wrong impression. the life of the party. the hospital. %;'<* -""O*—*0—Q— It was at the Scullions Ball, and Something happened which has not AGAIN thovile political monsterhas the other boys on the floor( and many Howdy, Folks, I'm Back been ascertained, that changed the ^ come snooping around the Institute of them had guns, too, now mind you) whole day of glorious sunshine into a to foul men's characters and pit one- made no effort to eject the rude young In School! dark and gloomy period of Siberian time friends against each other in loW, whelp from the floor. Shameful, cow- a hell. The maid was killed and it is indecent mud-siinging. ardly students. thought the man tried to hake his Well, hicks, slip me the glad hand! * * * Boys, you can't call them men, for own life. Never has there been heard such they will never be men—took refined Congratulate me right and left. I've bought out the whole darn Something happened, which has not outrageous speech, never has there young girls, fellow students, whose outfit of Thresher publishers, and am gonna show you a few things been ascertained that changed the been seen such sullied literature in names it was their duty to protect, about newspaper writing that you uevef knew agisted before. I've come whole day of glorious sunshine into a our dear Owl cage as there has been and allowed them to be shocked by an back to Rice after all these years just for thi^taie purpose. dark and gloomy period of Siberian dwing the last two weeks of the po- act of this vile creature. These tame little college nuts with half-baked ideas about what is hell. The maid was killed, and it is litical campaigning that has contam- This is how it was: The orchestra thought the man tried to take his own inated our school for the past month. was hitting it up pretty good and the right and wrong have been wearing your patience long enough and 1'm life. * * * dance was progressing wonderfully, gonna show 'em what it's all about. They fail to see the !ife in every- CASTORIA ETHYLGAS When last seen the two were sit- Every Owl student has been swept when all of a sudden it was announced thing; they don't get the vim, the punch in everyday things. They The Man in the Case. ting happily on the grass near the off his feet in the huge eddy of in- that Miss (name withheld) would give are blind to all the evil, the vice, the drunkenness that is keeping the Kangaroos home in the zoo, chatting decent enthusiasm that has sub- a solo dance. The speaker said he had world dark about thetn. They are just half alive.' God pity your poor OTHER BIG KILLINGS. between mouthsful of their Easter merged Rice during the dark and vic- the honor of introducing the young lady lunch. They seemed as happy as any ious pre-election day period, scandal-Starved souls! Out of the dark And boiling sky there has come two of the numerous other lovers "and took pleasure in presenting Miss (1) Fourth of July, 22,000,000 * * * a voice unto me, saying "let there be H^tJ'—light uuto those benighted using the park as a love nest. It is B.

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