The Don Vs. the Bern but State Officials Must Also Be Given Credit — If You’Re the Kind NEWS DEPT
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Wednesday, 7.8.15 ON THE WEB: www.yankton.net views VIEWS PAGE: [email protected] PAGE 4 PRESS&DAKOTAN The Press Dakotan THE DAKOTAS’ OLDEST NEWSPAPER | FOUndED 1861 Yankton Media, Inc., 319 Walnut St., Yankton, SD 57078 CONTACT US OPINION PHONE: (605) 665-7811 (800) 743-2968 NEWS FAX: S.D. Adjusts To (605) 665-1721 ADVERTISING FAX: (605) 665-0288 A New Reality WEBSITE: www.yankton.net outh Dakota has never been viewed as one of the leaders in ––––– the evolution of the same-sex marriage issue in this country. SUBSCRIPTIONS/ Indeed, this state passed a law to define marriage in the most CIRCULATION traditional, heterosexual terms, and was willing to defend its Extension 104 Slaw in court once a lawsuit had been filed against it. That’s under- CLASSIFIED ADS standable and probably reflective of a majority of the people in this Extension 108 red state. [email protected] The Don Vs. The Bern But state officials must also be given credit — if you’re the kind NEWS DEPT. of person who’s willing to give such credit in this issue — for not BY KATHLEEN PARKER criminals. And, he added, “some, I assume, are Extension 114 digging in its heels in resistance to the recent U.S. Supreme Court © 2015, Washington Post Writers Group good people.” [email protected] decision that declared all same-sex marriage bans, including South Why, there’s a good one right over there — SPORTS DEPT. Dakota’s, unconstitutional. WASHINGTON -- Stranger things have hap- mowing Trump’s Palm Beach Mar-a-Lago estate Extension 106 When the court decision was handed down last month, the eyes pened in American politics, but the sudden surge lawn. Hola, Paco, que tal? [email protected] of county officials across this state turned to Pierre for guidance of Democratic/Populist Bernie Sanders and Re- Trump’s insulting tirade has had the dual ADVERTISING DEPT. on how to proceed in the wake of the ruling. In less than a couple publican/Pompulist Donald Trump puts effect of getting him fired from NB- Extension 122 one in mind of alternate universes. CUniversal, Univision, Macy’s (and of hours, the office of Attorney General Marty Jackley issued the counting) for comments unbecoming [email protected] go-ahead for counties to start issuing marriage licenses to same- And I don’t mean Miss Universes. BUSINESS OFFICE Both men are holding second place an icon and getting him feted as The sex couples in full compliance with the court decision. Shortly in some polls behind Hillary Clinton Iconoclast that Republicans have been Extension 119 thereafter, the state immediately announced that it had changed [email protected] and Jeb Bush, respectively. And both waiting for. If you’re a member of the the language on its marriage licenses to reflect the gender-neutral Republican base, a candidate can’t be NEW MEDIA: are steadily ascending in the polls at a nature of this new reality. greater pace than anyone could have too anti-immigration, too anti-Common Extension 136 Three days later, the state announced that same-sex couples Core — or too rich, apparently. [email protected] predicted — or imagined. could use the marriage license and other documents to change the Sanders, a socialist running on a Even as Trump’s various enterprises COMPOSING DEPT. names on their driver’s licenses. platform that should send shivers up are vanishing — and support among, I Extension 129 dunno, let’s call them “sane Americans” So, South Dakota wasted no time in complying with the federal the spines of most Americans, drew Kathleen [email protected] law, even if it conflicted (read: overrode) state law. the largest crowd of the season — is waning — he has doubled down on This is unlike a few other states where some officials have either nearly 10,000 — in Madison, Wisconsin, comments that could as easily have PARKER been retracted with an apology. Here’s * * * openly resisted the court decision or have not offered the same Wednesday night. The anti-establish- ment candidate, who wants to break a sample for future reference: “Of MANAGERS kind of decisive direction in guiding how local authorities should course, I didn’t mean that all Mexicans deal with requests for marriage licenses by same-sex couples. up big banks and redistribute wealth, Gary L. Wood makes President Obama (and Clinton) look like are rapists. I was upset by some of the statistics Publisher There are numerous other issues that must be dealt with as robber barons by comparison. I’ve read and just mouthed off without more care- South Dakota and every other state makes adjustments to the new Although Madison is a liberal college town fully considering the full impact my words could Michele Schievelbein court-mandated status quo. For instance, Jackley has joined with and Sanders’ record crowd could be rationalized have on others. I’m sorry.” (Warning: Do not add: Advertising Director other attorneys general to ask Washington for legal protections for accordingly, poll after poll shows him closing Some of my best friends are Mexican.) Tonya Schild people who have religious objections to same-sex marriages. But on the gap with Clinton. A Quinnipiac University But no. Instead, commenting on a 2014 Fusion Business Manager the broader canvas, South Dakota officials have shown they have poll released Thursday morning put him within story about Latin-American women being raped been quick, even aggressive, in making adjustments to the basic 19 points of Clinton among likely Democratic as they traveled to the U.S. across Mexico, “Well, Tera Schmidt issues. If you support the court’s decision or are impacted by it, caucus-goers in Iowa. Quinnipiac surveyed 761 somebody’s doing the raping, Don!” he retorted Classified Manager that’s a promising transition. likely Iowa Democratic caucus participants, with when CNN anchor Don Lemon gave him a chance Kelly Hertz kmh humans calling cell and land phones, and with a to think things through. “I mean, somebody’s Editor margin of error of 3.6 percentage points. doing it!” Trump said. “Who’s doing the raping? Meanwhile, A WMUR/CNN Granite State poll Who’s doing the raping?” James D. Cimburek put Sanders just eight points below Clinton in Trump has a point there. Someone is doing Sports Editor New Hampshire. the raping, assuming the Fusion story is true. IN HISTORY As Sanders remarked in Madison upon seeing And the same Fusion story that claimed that 80 Beth Rye percent of Central American women and girls are Digital Media Director the throng that greeted him, “Whoa.” By The Associated Press between the U.S. and Russia since the At the same time Sanders is on the zoom rail, raped as they cross through Mexico to the U.S. Kathy Larson Today is Wednesday, July 8, the 189th Cold War unfolded as 10 people accused mysterious things are happening around the also answered Trump’s question: “Perpetrators day of 2015. There are 176 days left in the of spying in suburban America pleaded can be coyotes, other migrants, bandits, or even Composing Manager year. guilty to conspiracy and were ordered candidacy of the Trumpster. Some of you may recognize him as the cartoon character eternally government authorities.” Sarah Lynde Today’s Highlight in History: On deported to Russia in exchange for the July 8, 1776, Col. John Nixon gave the release of four prisoners accused of spy- lost in a game of Monopoly, sort of the way Hmmm, so not necessarily those who then Circulation District Manager first public reading of the Declaration of ing for the West. Violent protests erupted Beetlejuice was confined to miniature quarters funnel into North America? Independence, outside the State House in Oakland, California, after a Los Ange- See? Logic isn’t so hard, but rant over reason (now Independence Hall) in Philadelphia. les jury convicted a white former transit in the movie of the same name. (No matter what On this date: In 1663, King Charles officer, Johannes Mehserle, of involuntary happens, do not say “Trump!” thrice in a row.) is so much more effective in attracting attention. II of England granted a Royal Charter to manslaughter (instead of murder) in the He is otherwise known for: the buildings he Trump’s fans say they like his blunt talk, that * * * Rhode Island. videotaped fatal shooting of an unarmed has named after himself; a couple of TV shows he says what they’re thinking. He’s BOLD! In- In 1853, an expedition led by Commo- black man, Oscar Grant. During an ESPN he has hosted, the names of which escape me deed. But bold and blunt wear thin after a while. DAILY STAFF dore Matthew Perry arrived in Yedo Bay, prime-time special, basketball free agent Reilly Biel Japan, on a mission to seek diplomatic LeBron James announced he was leav- now; his hair, which he recently averred is his And America, though keen to hear fresh Cassandra Brockmoller and trade relations with the Japanese. ing the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the own; his vast fortune, about which he can’t stop voices and ideas, isn’t ready for either a Robin Brandi Bue In 1889, The Wall Street Journal was Miami Heat. A world record tennis crowd bragging — and a proportionately small mouth Hood or a King John in the White House. Rob Buckingham first published. in Brussels watched Kim Clijsters beat for someone famous for having such a big one. Enjoy the show, everybody. But rest assured: Caryn Chappelear In 1907, Florenz Ziegfeld staged his Wimbledon champion Serena Williams To wit: His recent commentaries about This too — and these two — shall pass.