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CATHY JO NOBLE closed Monday night, the Elec- The Cord tion Council met to discuss in- Although the results of the Stu- fractions to the election policy. dents' Union by-election are in, Although there were four minor News like last year the issue is far infractions in regard to poster from over. policy, the main concern focused Marsden installed. ,page 3 Monday night after the elec- on actions of Students' Union tion Jim Lowe, a candidate in the board of director member Clark election, gave his intent to appeal Chu. the results. Lowe's appeal was a The Election Council has Sports referred the matter to the Dean's Advisory Council for considera- tion. Yeomen demoted...... page 13 Darren Mahaffy, Chief Returning Officer and Kathleen Clark Chu. File photo Wong, Deputy Returning Officer said that on only one occasion, said that Chu was infracting on Entertainment when questioned by a student, did by-law 3ABOD-D2 which states he state his opinion. "I simply "...campaigning shall end at 5:30 AngryKimm page 21 stated how and why I voted," Chu in the afternoon before the day of said. the election.." Lowe, when he gave notice of Wong said that "on more than his intent to appeal asked for both one incident Clark was telling the resignation of Chu from the Feature I Jim Lowe. File photo people to "vote for Kerri" and B.O.D. and a re-election. Lowe reaction to an infraction of the "not to vote for Jim" during the stated that a re-election would "be Women's HM0ry...... page 18 Election Policy regarding time he was around the polling the only way to see a clear verdict campaigning on election day. station between 10:00-11:00am of what people wanted since what day." change the At an Election Council meet- on election Clark did could results." ing Tuesday night Lowe with- Mahaffy also said that he landscape of the Comment release issued by drew his appeal on the grounds "warned Clark once during the In a press Council, that that it would not effect the out- day against campaigning on elec- the Election it stated Laurier's unapaHsetic...page 29 council regarded the actions come of the election. The charge tion day." "the wholly in- of campaigning on election day When questioned Chu, said of Mr. Chu as will stick though. that "At no time did I say 'vote appropriate and warranting dis- Immediately after the polls Kerri' or 'don't vote Jim.'" Chu cipline." Advertisement THE CORD 2 «**■! JMt
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: INGRID | News: SHELDON PAGE ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR NIELSEN NEWS EDITOR Convocation installs PATTY CHIPPA The ceremony took place in The installation of the The Cord the Kitchener auditorium and be- President commenced gan with the procession of gradu- once the traditional Wil- Last Sunday, October 25, ates, faculty and officers of the frid Laurier University Lorna Marsden was officially university, Alumni, members of Mace was placed before installed as the new president of the Senate, and the Board of Gov- the Chancellor, the Wilfrid Laurier University. ernors. Honourable Willard Z. Estey. He then addressed the assembly with an in- vitation to the Board of Governors to administer the Oath of Office to Lorna Marsden. The oath requires Marsden to promote the university's well being Lining up for diplomas. Photo: Ken McGuffin and its members in the The installation of the Presi- and representatives from across Lorna Marsden with her Presi- dent commenced once the tradi- the country were present, as well dent's address. She spoke of the tional Wilfrid Laurier University as Walter McLean MP Waterloo, achievements of today's students, Mace was placed before the Elizabeth Witmer MPP Waterloo, and declared that a university ed- Chancellor, the Honourable Wil- and Brian Turnbull, Mayor of ucation "enriches the mind", and lard Z. Estey. He then addressed Waterloo. encourages students to "act with the assembly with an invitation to Another event in the skill, to be analytic, and to dis- the Board of Governors to admin- ceremony was the installation of cipline one's own mind." ister the Oath of Office to Lorna Dr. John Weir, former WLU Marsden. President, as President Emeritus. Marsden made mention of the The oath requires Marsden to David Pady, chair of the Referendum vote as an example promote the university's well Board of Governors, introduced in today's political spectrum being and its members in the Dr. Weir with a speech highlight- where students with an education "statutes, liberties, customs, ing Weir's contributions to Wil- can "develop analysis, debate rights and privileges" of the uni- frid Laurier in his period as Presi- with others, and make their own versity. dent, which included the building decisions." Marsden was officially in- of residences, and induction of stalled by the Chancellor as Presi- academic programs. Weir was of- After outlining the assets of dent and Vice-Chancellor of the ficially installed as President the university way of life, she fin- WLU, and was presented with the Emeritus and was presented with ished by addressing the Chancel- robes of office, and signed the a scroll. lor: "I am happy and proud to be University Registrar. The first official presidential President of a University that Many university presidents duty was then carried out by Dr. makes all this possible." Marsden gets installed. Photo: Ken McGuffin Foot on patrol CAREY WATERS Eisler and Barlow The Cord JIM BOYCE A presentation was held on Tuesday, October The Cord 27, in the Concourse for the official opening of the Foot Patrol. Riane Eisler and Maude Barlow were the keynote speakers at the Substantial student attendance may have been WLU Education Conference held last weekend at Laurier. partly due to the timing of the presentation, which On Friday night, Eisler spoke and reiterated the themes found in was held between classes at around 11:20 on Tues- her book, The Chalice and the Blade: Our History, Our Future (she day morning. Many students did linger, however, to said the book was the "first gender holistic study of human society.") what was said about the new service. Eisler discussed two types of cultures, the dominator ("man over hear The media was well represented at the confer- woman, man over man, nation over nation") and the partnership ence. A television station, two radio stations, and (based on teamwork). She classified our culture as a dominator but K-W were present. Brian McQuinn, the said that, on the fringe, there were partnership elements including the Record Foot Patrol Coordinator said that several media in- movements like environmentalism and feminism. were During the question period, the audience raised the question of terviews conducted last week. At the beginning of the presentation, Foot Patrol "remything," that is, changing the stories on which we base our lives. volunteers distributed pamphlets and stickers For instance, one audience member, Susan Drake, said children were throughout the crowd. They were clad in uniforms learning new stories about the environment which have led to an in- of blue windbreakers and hats with the Foot Patrol creased consciousness about recycling. This type of remything is con- Logo. sidered necessary if society is to change from dominator to partner- ship. The format of the program included the volunteers introducing themselves and explaining Eisler ended by suggesting three courses of action. First, she why they volunteered. Basic reasons that were called for, "a global campaign against violence and abuse in intimate given were "to promote safety off-campus" and "to relationships," saying that private rights must be respected before ensure the safety of students on and off campus." public ones could be. Secondly, the promotion of a partnership econ- problems with the microphones prevented omy that retained the best features of capitalism and socialism (in- Some of from being heard. Coordinator Brian McQuinn and patroller cluding the recognition of the unpaid labour of women). Thirdly, a many the responses A was in presenta- Sarah change in the way we educate children because, currently, "education demonstration included the Fontaine. Photo: Sheldon Page is indoctrination". tion. Dean Nichols made a call for a walk to the will be available every night. "Our main mandate is Maude Barlow, author of Parcel of Rogues, took her turn at the Women's Centre. The dispatch responded and Foot to give people back security," McQuinn stated. podium on Saturday morning. She expressed her concerns about the Patrollers staged the walk. the He compared the program to Take Back The free trade deals and the nature of international business, saying, "the There were many questions asked by media. of own. Night in the sense that it gave people the right to theology of competitiveness is destroying the planet." Transnational Only a few students had questions their assured the that Foot walk freely in the night without being afraid. corporations were of particular concern, Barlow said, noting that they McQuinn audience all Patrollers were required to have CPR and First Aid McQuinn said that there are still positions open. constituted forty-seven of the world's largest economies. "Power in training. A special hiring committee and security The positions are voluntary, but there is an this world is shifting to these corporations because no one is regulat- ing them." checks further insured the integrity of the honorarium of $200 involved. The Foot Patrol started officially on Tuesday She outlined the two basic models of capitalism operating in the volunteers. boundary for the service is a fifteen minute evening. The service is available on Monday and world. The European and Japanese model stresses education, infra- The walk from the university, although exceptions will Tuesday from eight until one and on Wednesday to Continued to pg. 11 be made. Two teams (one male and one female) Saturday from eight until two. THE CORD 4 News n*rt*9iWrt»u lMta Evil of industrialization
CRAWFORD SAMUEL Arnal focused on methods church accepted, as part of their Arnal said that Vatican II af- Vatican 11, to move and could The Cord used by the church to either adapt mandate, that people were not all fected the stance of the church in slowly implement some changes, itself to the Industrial Revolution the same and that students and Quebec and helped to bring about like the "specialized working On Friday, Dr. Oscar Cole or combat it. young people were different and changes. Vatican 11, headed by class Catholic Action." Arnal spoke on the "rela- Social justice "Think Tanks" had different needs than other age Pope John XXIII, set the founda- Arnal pointed out that, as ear- tionship Between the Catholic were initiated. Priests and lay groups. tion for looking at new ways in ly as the 1880's, a few priests Church and the Working Class francophone professionals pub- which the church could operate recognized that "ministering in in Quebec in the Twentieth lished hundreds of pamphlets and within the world. the midst of industrial life was Century." urged a return to rural life. "Pope John XXIII opened up different than ministering in the In the 1880's, the Catholic "The abuses of capitalism The church initiated the Catholic church to internal rural area." church had a negative view were critiqued, and socialism and 'special working class change," said Arnal. A few priests in the Montreal towards the oncoming Industrial communism were rejected as Catholic Action. Vatican II gave more power ghettos realized that it was the Revolution. The message was: diabolical," writes Arnal, in his to Bishops and National Catholic church's job to try to aid Catho- "Factory life and industrialization paper. churches, rather than "direct dic- lics with the negative effects of were evil and had a diabolical Catholic trade unions were in- tation from Rome." the factories. Some priests ad- character." itiated. This was a way to fight The church initiated "special- "There was more concern of dressed the need for equal wages Arnal is an Associate Profes- the international unions "which ized working-class Catholic Ac- dialogue with Protestants, Jews, amoung men and women. sor of Church History at the the church deemed to be tainted tion." Particular people were and world religions. There was As a final note, Arnal said Waterloo Lutheran Seminary and by masonry, Protestantism, picked, by the church, and as part more openness to talking with that attendance at mass "has presented his paper: "From reac- socialism and alien culture." of an organized system, to minis- Marxists." plummeted." At the turn of the tion to Radicalism" on October One adaptive element was to ter to their own like. For example, Liberal elements within the century, attendance at mass per 23 to a small number of profes- implement some changes which university students would now Quebec Francophone church now population was 88 percent It is ors in room 2-112 of the CTB. seemed to show that the Catholic minister to university students. had more room, as a result of now down to 25 percent. T WmWjM « »gS ISI ||fj}l tjlI*J 1L>ll i M!] MILtJ IHtjltjlH
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Prompted by a request from city police, (JW campus police assisted with the crowd control on the Laurier campus. A sizable numbers of revelers were UW students. THE CORD 6 nmradmx, Octob* News 18, 199a Harrasment concerns ROSE BLACKMORE have attempted to have the procedures. I will ask you to ask you and the harasser to meet ser, appear before the Committee Cord Special to the harassment stopped. The chances write a statement documenting with me in my office. and state your case. At this level, are that you have, but it hasn't the harassment you experienced. I Oftentimes, the harasser needs the panel may call witnesses. Do you wonder what happens worked. It is extremely difficult will then write the alleged haras- to hear from the complainant The outcome is as follows: when you complain of sexual to tell the harasser, particularly ser stating that you have lodged a what impact the harassment has harassment to me as WLU's someone in authority, that you complaint, that the complaint had on you, but it needs to be in a 1. the harasser may receive an Sexual Harassment Officer? oral or written reprimand, Many students do. 2. the harasser may have a letter Not knowing may prevent you in the personnel or academic file, from seeing me. If you have 3. the harasser may be advised to looked through the WLU Sexual seek counselling, Harassment Policy and Proce- 4. the person may be dismissed, dures, you may feel intimidated. suspended, or expelled from The policy was designed to WLU. in ensure fairness for you, but As mentioned earlier, you doing so may seem complicated may be concerned about con- and have raised many questions sequences as a result of your in your mind. complaint. Depending on who the I hope I can alleviate your harasser is, namely, faculty, an- anxiety and concerns by telling other student, staff, etc., every ef- you what happens in my office fort will be made to ensure that when you complain. you do not have to have any for- First, you and I will spend mal or contractual dealings with time sorting out whether your the harasser. complaint falls within the defini- To date, the complaints have tion of sexual harassment as been dealt with at my level and defined in the WLU policy. The want the behaviours to stop. After (alls within the definition of sexu- safe environment. This can be did not need to go before the definition is very broad, so there all, you don't know what the con- al harassment as per the WLU very powerful. Committee. My counterparts in is an excellent chance your com- are. sequences policy, and that I enclose your If this doesn't work, or you other universities tell me that plaint is legitimate. Fourth, I will help you decide statement. I request a meeting don't wish to meet with the haras- most complaints are resolved in As a matter of fact, it is likely how to proceed. Do you wish to with the harasser indicating that it ser and me, you will likely decide this manner. However, there may that sometimes you are not aware learn how to tell the harasser to is an opportunity to respond to that the complaint go before the be occasions where the complaint comments and behaviours stop? so, that If we develop some the complaint. Sexual Harassment Committee. can only be resolved by the Com- experience are defined as strategies, you such as writing a letter. You will hear from me about The Committee is composed of mittee. I will ask you may sexual harassment. You be satisfied with this the harasser's response. It may be 14 members representing stu- So you see, it's not that com- do you want to see happen what plan, keeping in mind that if the that you are satisfied with the dents, staff, and faculty. Its' chair plex. If you have any questions or result the complaint. Most as a of harassment continues, you will response and wish to proceed no is Dr. Juanne Clarke of Sociology concerns just give me a call at want the behaviours to stop. likely lodge a formal complaint. further. However, if the harasser and Anthropology. The Com- ext. 6979 or drop into my office, will review Second, I with Do you wish to lodge a formal denies the allegations or doesn't mittee selects a panel of individu- 132K at 202 Regina St., Monday of you the confidential nature our complaint? If so, we will review see that the behaviours are in- als from the Committee which in the afternoon or Thursday in meetings. the procedures and the con- timidating, thereby appearing to you and the harasser have some the morning. I'll be glad to chat Third, I review whether you sequences. Let's talk about the continue the harassment, I may input. You, as well as the haras- with you. LIVE JAZZ ffA|/jof SP ilwf CrM hiiii IIII: n $*&%$% AMDY KIAEM HQO" FEATURING Andy Klaehn - Reeds Meg lhorburn - Bass A\j* Ewrv Wednesday 8:30 - 11:3© »**l ; ~T~| Library Lounge Worried that yeu've waited too Sorsg ft© °* tho join Its® Cord? 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It is longer meet its obligations of its the burden of public debt, slash 36 month reform program that to buy these commodities because only different from the colonial- Western banks will to government spending and sub- debt. refuse was to whip the economy into it brings in foreign capital ism brought to North America grant any more credit to these na- sidies, sell or close state-run com- shape. In most countries this through exports. by Columbus 500 years ago in tions until an IMF SAP is put in panies and liberalize trade and failed even though hyperinflation The economy is pushed to be- name. Today we call it STRUC- place. Now that TW debt has financial markets in order to was usually curbed in the short- come very reliant on these com- TURAL ADJUSTMENT PRO reached $1.2 trillion, some be- revitalize national economies. term. But the long-term damage modities and there is no support done to the economys was dis- for diversification. When an New student directors astrous. The program plunged economy becomes so reliant on a thousands of people out of work, single commodity for export LEE HEWITT The contenders to the electees eliminated the subsidies on staple revenues and foreign exchange, it The Cord were Kerri McCartney, a third foods, made drastic cuts to health becomes cut throat competition Tracy Armstrong and David year political science student, and care and education and caused ut- for the market. This often sparks Jefferey were voted in as the Jeff Nugent, a second year busi- ter chaos in the country. trade wars between other TW new Students' Union Board of ness major. They were named on Today the IMF has changed countries that are relying on the Directors members in the Octo- 27.6 and 25 percent of the vote, its view on these "shock treat- same commodity. This in turn ber 26 BOD by-election. respectively. ment" plans because they found drives down world prices and Armstrong, a third year Armstrong carried the vote in out that any savings to the TNC's can buy the commodity on psychology and business student the Arts and Science faculty and government had to go into the the world market at dirt low was named on 205, or 34.9 per- also led the contenders in votes military to fight the revolts the prices. cent of the ballots. from co-op students. Jefferey, on reforms had caused. Today the Because the IMF puts so Jefferey finished a close sec- the other hand, gathered the plans are still painful, but are much stress on the generation of Tracy Armstrong. File photo ond in the voting, appearing on greatest number of mentions on carried out in a more gradual foreign exchange to try and keep 181 of the ballots, for a 30.8 per- the ballots of business, economics pectcd for a by-election," said schedule of 10 to 15 years. up with debt servicing, the coun- cent share. and music students. Darren Mahaffy, Students' Union But when we look more try has no choice but to continue 602 votes were cast all togeth- Chief Returning Officer. "By- closely at these SAP's and their dumping to earn as much foreign er. Of these, only 588 votes were elections generally don't generate effects over the past 10 years, we exchange as possible, often sup- eligble, due to the spoiling of 14 the same interest as regular elec- clearly see who the people are pressing wages to compete. ballots. tions." that are really benefiting from When TNC's physically move Even counting the spoiled bal- The CRO went on to explain these reforms. It is certainly not in to these nations to exploit lots, there was still only a voter that the turnout was satisfactoy to the majority of the people, but resources like copper or iron-ore, turnout of 10.9 percent. That his office, stating that, "anything rather the corrupt politicians and they are welcomed with open amount is barely enough to meet above a quorum is fine." military regimes, Western banks, arms because the IMF says it will the quorum of 10 percent of the There are no current plans in and transnational corporations create jobs and generate revenue Students' Union membership the works from Mahaffy to in- (TNC's). for the country. The truth is, most which is necessary to validate the crease voter interest and voter When these TW countries of the jobs pay very poorly, the David Jeffery File photo election. participation in the upcoming come under the wing of the IMF TNC's devastate the environment The turnout was, "as to be ex- spring BOD elections. we see the TNC's quickly move Continued to pg. 9 Try ouif I $2.50 THURSDAYS I I COME TO ■""""'■I Wand I WHERE Em. I mgliifcly special o£o. I THE HAWKS «| I o,/_ I HEST J 1§|§§ Come out otyourshett §Hb ||B1 andinto HKOinnis. 11 Any 8 slice PIZZA (from our menu) with a 60 oz. pitcher of DRAUGHT for only $12.95 i Z • Nv Begins at 8pm nightly Can you believe it? A 60oz. Pitcher for only $7.95 AND if you bring in this ad get HALF PRICE wings! Great Food. 160 University &Mm0j Better Prices Wfmm 886-6490 % Restaurants 94 Bridgeport Road E.Waterloo 725-9999 located in the Zellert Plaza THE CORD 8 News n—4mf, Oetmbmr 11, lm Program for questions DOUG MORTON reference. believe that there may be prob- about the program's success and program. "I think its a very good The Cord It should be noted that the lems, such as not enough ad- said, "I'm very excited to see the program to have in place," said volunteers are not counselors or vertising, bad reception of criti- program up and running. It had Wdowczyk. "I've only been here The Students' Union new feed- advocates. They are meant to be cism by departments, and an originally been an Ombuds pro- since January but I have seen that back program, whose purpose "channels of information." over-extension of Students' gram but this is much more broad students need an opportunity to is to channel information within The new program will apply Union. and proactive." voice concerns and questions to the University community, be- to every branch of administration, Christina Craft, president of Fran Wdowczyk, Student Life administration and Student's not just the Students' Union, Student's Union, is optimistic Coordinator, will facilitate the Union." which is a change from last year's Customer Service program. It is also directed at students ques- tions, with less emphasis on com- plaints and will be more publicity and Highest high of the answers responses. also an attempt to There is LATOUR make the program more objective STEPHAN The Cord by having it run by impartial volunteers. Dr. Victor Martens, a member Martin Walker,president of of Laurier's Faculty of Music publications and the Coordinator since 1969, was honoured at the of last year's program, sees the University of Waterloo Fall new feedback program as, "...an Convocation on October 24 Degree for Christina Craft. File photo expanded customer service pro- with an Honourary gram." his services and contribution to gins on October 26. of the program the music community. The program is meant to give He is supportive it is "very When receiving a letter from having non- and thinks that v voice the students a way of the president of University of "It is recognized that it takes thrill of feeling one's own worthwhile". He does however, high." academic questions answered or Waterloo in the spring, Martens five to six years of intense train- provides "the highest problems, at point con- referrals for help with said he assumed it was part of a ing to withstand the professional Martens one personnel Martens as well as showing fund-raising campaign. However, life," said Martens. ducted the Victor are having prob- ensemble, where students the letter informed him of his The walls of his office are Singers, a professional of his lems. nomination and he accepted it. decorated with the pictures of which had claimed much out a ques- dis- Students will fill "You are surprised, you stop pupils who have achieved fame. time and devotion before available from either projects two tion form for a minute, but then you carry Martens is emotionally continuing such or the Info student volunteers on. You never work for it." said evolved with his work. He "loves years ago. Center mailbox. The volunteers Martens. life", and said, "I am passionately A conscious decision had on voice then take the question or problem While he has not worked spe- in love with people, passionately prompted him to focus to the department that it is con- cifically for an honourary degree, in love with music, and pas- training here at Laurier and in the answer. cerned with to find an Martens has made contributions sionately in love with the singing larger Canadian music com- possibly appear The answer will to the music program. As a "voice process." munity. Martens said, "You don't unedited in The Cord, be posted pedagogue", he has assisted A student of Martens teach so someone else thinks you on bulletin boards, as well as ap- hourly Fran Wdowczyk. File photo| young singers to cultivate their remarked recently after an are good, you do it for the love of in binders for pear volunteer's voices. session of voice training, that the teaching." ■ LEATHER - * -^^br JACKET DAYS * 4 ' Wed. 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No one was really un- Deputy Returning Officer for the reminded that the scanner in the WATCH comfortable with the OCNA and election, was concerned that the Cord offices is owned by Student STUDENT Publications and that it is not to PUBLICATIONS the political stance the organiza- editorial might have "undue weight", as students have no real be used by the Graphics depart- MUNDELL tion has taken, so it was decided HEATHER alternative to the Cord when ment. Plans exist to set up a price News Commentary that Student Publications will of group. looking for election information. list for scanning services. After all the exciting debate remain a member the A brief discussion followed Dawna Mclvor gave a report In the individual reports, and controversy at last week's filled in about the Cord's editorial sup- on the Space Committee, which Christina Craft everyone meeting, I could hardly wait for activities. porting two candidates for the has now identified focus groups on Students' Union the Student Publications Board Kinzinger. File photo , No input. Phill She reminded the Board that Stu- Directors to meet again. I Students' Union by-election. for of Brian Gear informed the the power to slop ihe move. dent Publications had not yet sadly disappointed. was Board that his search for a new Board members were very up- made a contribution to the United For a change of pace, this lawyer continues. He is rapidly set to learn that they had no say in Way. week's meeting started with a running out of options in the K-W a decision that would ultimately Academic restructuring will report from Martin Walker, the as there are few firms that hurt Student Publications. Former soon be done in a confidential President of Student Publications. area, specialize in libel law. UC member passed the manner with a confidential Marty's main concern was once A 1 Lee The Election Council (EC) Chair to Shawn McLean so he mandate, with one student repre- again membership in the Ontario reps on Board proceeded to give opinion. He felt sentative on the committee. Community Newspaper Associa- the could his give their report, talking about the that the Committee would not be Phill congratulated A 1 for run- tion. In a vote taken at The in more detail. efficient every made ning an on-time meeting, and Cord's general meeting last election editorial if decision it There is an even split in the had to be ratified by both Boards. then proceeded to give an un- week, the staff supported a with- Council between members who Phill Kinzinger countered that solicited report on hiring within drawal from the OCNA. Shawn McLean. File Photo support the editorial in principle the whole purpose of ratification Student Publications. He was dis- and those who think it should not gusted with the whole process, U.S. domination be printed. By some definitions, saying that people often didn't editorial could be classified as show up for their committees, Continued from pg.7 the TW debt because they hinder the campaigning and would create that required testing devices were and when the resource is depleted real progress and programs election by-law violations. not prepared on time, and that the country to the TNC leaves the mess behind needed for a improve. It was determined that the process was just too slow. Every- create illiterate, unhealthy, for future generations to pay for. SAP's current election by-laws are in one basically agreed, and said underdeveloped It must also be recognized unskilled and na- desperate need of revision. As it that hiring procedures should be that most of these TW debtor na- tions. It takes the control of the stands, it is very easy for one can- reviewed. never pay principal on their country out of the hands of the tions didate to maliciously jeopardize Brian was upset that a posi- IMF its atten- people and puts it into the hands debt. The focuses another's campaign. Shawn tion that had not officially been ensuring that in- of Western Nations, banks and tion more on the McLean, an EC member, said opened was advertised in the terest on the debt is paid. But how TNC's that exploit them for their that the Council plans to meet File photo Cord. After apologies were is the nation supposed to get own gains. Many of these TW Allan Lee. every few weeks to change elec- issued, the position of Art Direc- ahead if the principal is never debtors have paid the principal on tion policies and by-laws. was to act "as a check and a tor was opened retroactively. The is that they their debt three or four times in lessened? answer New information was brought balance against... what should I Shawn raised concerns about will not. interest. to light in the User's Committee use here... a fascist committee." the photocopier and mentioned Western Nations, mainly This problem of will The TW debt report. The Board does not have Keith Robinson also pointed that Marty's office must be open the United States, which control only disappear when the political the power to overturn UC deci- out that in most democratic and accessible for use during IMF not want these TW to something the do will is there do sions unless the decision requires governments, decisions made by business hours. nations out of debt. SAP's pro- about it. $1.2 trillion sounds like that the BOD spend money. Since committees act as recommenda- After a few speedy hiring vide their TNC's with cheap a of money it is. lot and But when the cost of moving a computer tions to the legislatures and do ratifications the meeting was ad- resources and raw materials. If we a consider that couple of years from James Nielson's office to not automatically become law. I journed. I'm hoping for some ex- these nations were allowed to im- ago over a was lost trillion dollars the Students' Union offices was guess the Students' Union is not citement next week, when the prove, this would mean more in one the day when world's absorbed by the Students' Union, completely representative of a Cord's Constitution will be dis- competition, lower profits and stock on markets crashed Black Student Publications did not have democracy. cussed. loss of interest income for west- Monday, and the earth did not ern banks and governments. come to an end, we see that it is SAP's are not the answer to possible. Second Cup is to leaving come December want a service So tjoct GREG SLOAN This puis an end to Reiner added that the decision The Cord which was very popular with both was not made because of student the staff and the students. disappointment with the service. WLU is ending its relationship Director of Personnel & Ad- The move will once again give be a Uwuer... with The Second Cup on De- ministrative Services Earl Reiner food services a monopoly over cember 11th. Next semester stu- said the decision was made be- Laurier. have purchase Admissions professionals from major Canadian Law dents will to cof- cause the school is "disappointed The demand for a service Schools will be in attendance to answer questions fee and muffins either in the with the financial arrangement such as the Second Cup seemed distribute application forms. Torque room or at a cart run between the Second Cup and the to be high. There are many times Victoria British Columbia Alberu CaJgary school. University." in the day when there is a long &% JiljSxlll Saskatchewan Western lineup to purchase their coffee Windsor Toronto Osgoode Queen's and muffins. Debbie Hofmeister, Otuwa McGill ... the Manager of the Second Cup New Brunswick Da I hou s ie said, "I think the students and staff are more than happy with our service." Glen Livingstone, the District Manager in charge of the Second Cup and other retail outlets, says they are leaving on good terms. He adds that the employees who worked at the Second Cup will not be out of a job. "Some of the Fair 92 employees will be used in other Get all the information on law school at locations. Some are University one convenient place and time. students who will not be looking Metro Toronto Convention Centre for other jobs." 255 Front Street West, Toronto The school feels it is acting in its 'J t Friday, 6 November best interest. The bottom line is (3:00 - 8:00 pm) that come next January students Saturday, 7 November and staff will once again be (10:00 am - 3:00 pm) limited to purchasing all of their Enjoy the donuts while they last. Photo: Sheldon Page foodstuffs from Food Services. 10 News THE CORD Cordies attend CUP ratified. The Cord's mandate as Being of the left persuasion is a defined by the proposed constitu- fine position to uphold - un- OFF THE PAGE tion is to be "an agent of social fortunately as in CUP's situation consciousness". leftism can also be defined as BY SHELDON PAGE Fundamentalist leftism is a hypocrisy. hard line to toe and CUP's mem- Society can be really shitty bers have realized it. The first Canadian University and it should be exposed for what The a Press (CUP) regional conference Daily, student paper it is. Change does not happen from McGill University pro- was held in Ottawa this weekend has overnight. It happens in small yet posed the CUP A and the Cord was there. amendments. progressive steps right at the base Daily This is the first CUP function delegate said that if only of an issue. We should never give the papers that followed the pres- that the Cord has attended since up fighting for change while at ent CUP mandate were pulling out of the organization in CUP, the same time keeping in mind CUP would be non-existent. the limitations of our power. two years ago. Cordies become CUPies. Photo: Sheldon Page TTie Cord dropped out of CUP because of political wrangling. At the time several CUP members were opposed to a satire column that the Cord was running. I'm Right out of reach sure those of you who have been has been promising to stand up fire. "If post-secondary education - OFS communications director around for a few years remember TORONTO (CUP) "Education for education rights but tuition Jeff Orchard said he's heard is so good in Canada, why is he Bill Needle. is a right, not a privilege," angry [fees in Ontario have] increased rumours of the Ontario govern- (Mulroney) sending his children CUP was ready to give the students cried at Ontario's 13 per cent in the last two years," ment increasing tuition fees by as to U.S. schools?" asked Ken Cord the boot because the column provincial legislature Oct. 21. said Simon Edwards, a Ryerson much as 30 per cent and eliminat- Craft, chair of OFS. "Post- supposedly violated CUP's state- About 200 students from col- journalism student. "It's time to ing Ontario Student Assistance secondary education has been cut ment of principles. Things have leges and universities across wake up and realize that the man Program grants. to the bone, enough is enough!" changed. Ontario marched from Ryerson preaching isn't really behind Several speakers inspired the Students have protested annually The Cord instead of being a Poly technical Institute's you." crowd to chant "We can't pay!" since National Student Day was CUP dropout now is a perspec- downtown Toronto campus to the Marcella Munro, campaign and "We want Bob!". Bob Rae instituted 15 years ago. "We've tive member. The Cord is back government buildings as part of coordinator for the Ontario Feder- wasn't the only target. Brian Mul- had a rally every year," said Or- because CUP has changed in National Student Day festivities. ation of Students (OFS), a provin- roney, the self-named chard. "We've always had some- its Students in the crowd education principle mandate. cial student organization, said she thing to be pissed-off importance of acces- prime minister, also came under about." At the time of the Bill Needle stressed the was satisfied with the event affordable post- scandal CUP was an agent of so- sible and despite the small turnout. "It was secondary to prepare cial change. At the national con- education a really politically knowledgeable next generation of Canadians ference in December CUP will be the group," said Munro, who News writers for the future. They also ex- meeting considering becoming a medium organized the protest. "As long as pressed their dissatisfaction with of social justice. Is CUP swinging students support us through federal and provincial govern- Come out and catch the a bit from the left -1 think so. the campus organizations such as stu- action every ments' lack of support for post- The Cord too is doing some dent unions, women's and inter- Wednesday at 5:30 in the Cord offices. - secondary education. changing actually we are in the national centres, we can do the process of having our constitution "[Ontario premier] Bob Rae fighting for them." TOP TEN MOVIE I RENTALS I 1) SUNSET HEAT I 2) BEAUTY AND THE BEAST I 3) CUTTING EDGE I 4) SERIOUS MONEY I 5) THE BABE I 6) SLEEPWALKERS I 7) BATMAN RETURNS I 8) FOLKS I 9) K2 I & Beverage I 10) THUNDERHEART I If! 183 WEBER ST. N. Waterloo 886-9050 cord SJSSoMmnMthe News 11 Violence in Montreal when went to (CUP) -- A brutal sciously or not, the fear of a new one to watch the other." Polytechnique in 1989, when 14 she the bus stop," OTTAWA McPherson, campus women were by a lone said McPherson. murder near the Universite de explosion of violence, with all the Alain murdered was McPherson indicated only an Montreal last month has creat- following consequences: loss of news editor of l'Affranchi, gunman, the university's adminis- distrust of the positive response tration implemented security escort could have protected her, a climate of fear among stu- independence, surprised by ed measures the but as she was with someone she at the school. strangers (male), etc." of male students in light of the at school. dents evidently trusted, she would Chantal Brochu was found In response to these fears, sexism that has existed on Increased security staff, cars, probably not opted for as- brutally raped, beaten and some residence students have in- campus in the past. radios, video surveillance and a have he 24-hour were started sistance. McPherson said the strangled in a neighbourhood dependently instituted a student As evidence of this sexism, hotline newspa- to a $4 govern- emotional outcry of the campus to the university Sept. 18. escort service. Floor representa- said a recent edition of a thanks million close at community in Brochu, a 22 year old tive Julie Emond said she is per published by students ment allocation. Another has subsided the de $175,000 was last few weeks. master's student at the Universite pleased with the response. "What l'Ecole Polytechnique, U M's allocated to school, residences, a "The event was an isolated du in Montreal, was last is surprising is that, following last engineering published where magnetic Quebec case, but it hit the imagination," seen alive by friends at an on- week's events, the idea (of start- material that bordered on card entry and video surveillance was very silly said Frederic Gonzalo, an editor campus bar with an unidentified ing a service) was proposed pornography. "It systems were added. humour," at the other U de M newspaper, young man. spontaneously by guys," she said. frat said McPherson. However, in spite of these The rape-murder of Brochu "Currently, eight names appear "Polytechnique has always been measures, McPherson said there Le Continuum. "There are many murders. . . on in was the fourth incident of its kind on the list of escorts. What's like that, but people are saying was nothing more the university rapes, going event very in the neighbourhood in the past good is that everyone knows each 'No more.'" could have done to prevent the Montreal. The itself is under common. We just must be more two years. It occurred a day after other on the floor. We feel more The publication is now Brochu murder. "She was across by (the street) aware. But this won't stay for a man molested a woman on a secure." review the university. from the campus and nearby sidewalk. The same man Following the apparent suc- After the shooting at l'Ecole couldn^Mj>^)rotectecn)^guards^ years like this." is believed to have been seen cess of the service, Daniel masturbating in a telephone booth Boucher, head of the university's earlier in the day. residence association, is working These incidents have made with other students to expand it to students at U de M angry and all the residences. "It goes anxious, especially those living in without saying that the escorts WORLD NEWS ROUNDUP fans a Toronto The research will further the university's residences. must be ... residents," said Accord gets the boot 250,000 in The U de M student newspa- Boucher. "We will require them parade. 50,000 fans filled studies in the creating better per, l'Affranchi, reported Oct. 5 to give us many references to be (Canada) Canadians re- the Sky Dome for a alloys. A total of 35 that the murder has made students sure of their integrity. Finally, the jected the Charlottetown homecoming ceremony. samples will be processed escorts be, as much as pos- living near the residence nervous. will Accord Monday night by in two on board furnaces. "This climate is creating, con- sible, composed of two escorts, nearly a ten percent margin. Police reject Rae's offer Stolen Barbie doll collec- Nationally the YES side tion recovered percent (Toronto) Metro's police racked up 44.6 (Santa Ana) One million side slid by force is continuing its work U.S. domination while the NO dollars in Barbie dolls were with the other 54.4 percent to rule campaign after re- Continued from pg. 3 recovered in California of the votes. jecting the Premier Bob structure and research, while the North American model is based on Monday. Accord was sup- Rea's offer to meet with "slashing" -- wages, infrastructure and standard of living. By adopting The The somewhat anatomi- the East by New- Union reps the latter model, Barlow said Canada is damaging its economy and ported in Tuesday. cally correct dolls were well, has compounded problems by P.E.1., and New sovereignty. As free trade these foundland, The force is protesting found stuffed in a storage causing the loss not only of many manufacturing jobs but of our con- Brunswick. The West was a the province's use-of-force trol over natural resources. locker after the apparent strong NO along with that of- The NAFTA deal will be even more disastrous, Barlow said, since regulations require suicide of a man whom the In Ontario the YES it contains no environmental standards and because other countries in Quebec. ficers to file a report each doll owner had once worked the Western hemisphere will be able to enter the deal without the con- side won by two tenths of a time they draw their for. sent of the Canadian parliament. She talked about her visit to the fac- percent. weapons. Perot called paranoid tories in Mexico and described the working conditions there as Metro officers are wear- waste added." The dumping of waste by "Charles Dickens with toxic Blue Jays win the World baseball caps and refus- (Washington) U.S President multinational corporations had led to water pollution and birth defor- ing Series George Bush's election mities. The water was so polluted, Barlow said, that when she dipped ing to write minor parking campaign says that Ross a pencil in a river the paint was stripped off. tickets. Over 11,000 dis- Barlow ended by reiterating her opposition to the free trade deals. (Atlanta) In a nail biting ciplinary charges have been Perot is paranoid in claim- She said Canada must play, "an increasingly independent role in an sixth game the Toronto laid since the start of the ing that the Republicans interdependent world." Blue Jays won the World protest. planned to doctor photos of audience then split and attended sessions on topics such as The up Series after 11 innings of daughter and disrupt her violence in relationships, the environment and gender issues. After- his wards, everyone gathered in the Theatre auditorium and listened to a play. Shuttle crew bakes gold in wedding. to panel of the session leaders, Barlow and Eisler. Back home fans took space Perot on the other hand The conference marked a joint effort between WLU, Conestoga the streets of every city in was still defending his posi- College, the University of Waterloo, the Mutual Group and the the country. In Toronto (Space: The final frontier) tion as of Monday. Un- organized by Waterloo Separate and Public School Boards, and was Yonge Street was closed off The space shuttle Colum- fortunately for Perot he still Judy Cook, Maureen Innes and Tom Ramautarsingh. from Front Street to the bia's crew is carrying out ques- Two awards were presented at the conference. Ex-WLU president has no proof. When dif- John Weir was given a plaque for his support of this and previous 401. research on how metal tioned he refused to identify conferences. Also honoured was Henry Bloos for his contributions to On Monday the Jays fuses in the weightlessness the source that let him in on education, were honoured by over of space. the alleged Republican plot. particularly co-op education. ! ®li ' PRB-TURRBT 1 SUNDAY NIGHT } This coupon entitles the bearer to a basket 1 1 BURGER SPECIAL 14k lv our larsest > iuiciest order of win &s 1 for only s4 (p lus taxes)' 1 61 Aa i7« tb §1*99 1/2LB. i Good only 5-9pm Thursday. I ' Valid u r 5 /92 BURGER & ERIES ' tff S^purchase I *drink purchase necessary 'drink necessary 12 News THE CORt) Million reasons to walk INGRID NIELSEN Six weeks later, backing out domino effect. gift from friends of my parents I would have realized that if I had Crash Commentary of a driveway at 3:00 in the The car survived this alterca- that were getting another car for been driving through a red light, morning, I trashed the car. All I tion. It took over five hundred themselves. I still can't look them then so was she. What the heck Upstairs in the washroom at my was free to do now was shiver, dollars for repairs, which insur- in the eye. was she doing in the intersection parents' house, I was casually cry, and hope that my father ance didn't cover because of a I LOVED that car; a white anyway? All I wanted to do was blow drying my hair. The door- wasn't really troubled by being minor problem with the car's 1984 Renault Encore. go and hide. bell rang. Since I was home awakened at three a.m. to find out registration (it didn't exist). I was I was driving home from The police came, again. I was alone, I trudged downstairs, his sixteen year old daughter had back on the road again. school one week end last Febru- questioned for hours, again. No cursing at some people's lack of made rabbit stew. Once again, I soon found ary. It was extremely cold and charges were laid, again, and timing (or perhaps their perfect That was car #1. myself waiting, this time to make windy, with left over snow most importantly, I was once sense of timing). I looked again without a vehicle. through the window, and saw Well as you can probably an unknown man. guess, my dad has a very good "Who is it?" I called. laugh when I happen to hint at the "A courier from the Sherrif's purchase of another car for me. I office." Strange. have the worst luck ever. I opened the door, and he There are some very impor- thrust a stapled stack of papers tant factors to remember; firstly, into my hand. no charges were ever laid against "Ma'am, this is a statement of me and therefore, these incidents claim from Janice Weimuller. Is were not my fault. Secondly, I Peder Nielsen (my dad) here as owe my life to the invention of well? He also needs a copy." the seat belt. Finally, none of I flipped through the first few these occurrences have anything pages. My voice started to chuck- to do with my gender. le unbelievingly, yet my eyes be- As for my lawsuit, it is still in gan to moisten convincingly. the courts. Tlie lady pursuing the "What is this?" I whispered. case is from accident #2 , and she This wasn't me but you get the idea. Chris Skalkos "You are being sued for one Photo: is suing everyone in the line of million dollars." Within a month and a half, I a left hand turn. My turning sig- crusted to the roadways. cars, ahead and behind. She was I was ap- behind and Welcome to my personal his- had another Volkswagen Rabbit. nal was on , and my brake lights almost home. I sitting me, actually tory with the automobile. Now I realize how fortunate I were clearly visible. However, it proached the Mayfield intersec- struck my car. She is claiming At the age of sixteen, dad had was, but back then it was the was apparent that my "Please tion, up by Brampton. The light everything from a sprained toe to a car waiting for me in the longest 6 months of my life. smash into this vehicle" sign was was yellow and the roads were a bruised hip, shoulder, elbow, driveway. It was a 1980 gray Well, continuing on, that car also clearly visible, because once slippery. I decided to continue on. neck and right index finger, to the Volkswagen Rabbit. My having a was smashed also. again,...crunch. So did the lady making a left turn total loss of enjoyment of life. car was slightly in my dad's favor I was casually waiting in a I moved to the side of the in the opposite direction. She claims I was drunk and as well because considering that line of cars at the scene of anoth- busy road, assuming that any civ- Whammo! stoned (It was 8:30 am. I was on where we lived, the nearest er accident (not mine this time), ilized human being would stop No, no, no. Not again. That is my way to school. I have never neighbour was a fifteen minute and there were cars ahead and be- and admit their stupidity. I mean, all that kept running through my touched a drug stronger than neo walk and my dad had the only hind me. It was raining lightly, I could have been hurt. Little did head. citran, and not one test was per- other vehicle in my family, and and the mist made it difficult to this matter, and off the slime ball The tune however, was quick- formed at the scene of the acci- he decided it was either this or see or stop. It was eight-thirty in went, with my claim to insurance ly replaced with a lady in her dent.) have "home James" tattooed on the morning. well in hand. It was too dark to seventies, proceeding to tell me I've decided not to drive a car his forehead. Glancing up into my rearview get the license plate. off in no uncertain terms. for awhile. I drove my bike last Whatever the reason, I loved mirror, I noticed a car coming up That would be car #2, acci- "You went through a red weekend. I hit a cat. that car; the freedom, the rather quickly from the rear. Just dent #3.1 was 18 years old. light. What do you think you maturity, the independence. Life as these thoughts crossed my Eventually, I got another car. were doing, young missy?" Great. was good. mind, boom, I was hit in the This time it was a beauty. It was a If I had been thinking quickly, Blue Jay madness screws up student study habits One student said hei cal science professor, said that he "[I didn't] Counselling and Learning Skill: (CUP) « Blue Jays of the game. championships. have TORONTO during mania hit the University of professor cancelled class noticed students in his class ap- any assignments that were due Centre said that this is usually th< League peared to as a resuli [have Toronto last week, and students the American be distracted but if I did I would cancel time of year when students real championships so that students of the World Series. He addec ledl them," he said. were glued to their television reading that he was sympathetic to stu- ize the vast amount of sets instead of to their books. could watch the game. David Graham of the Smith, a politi- dents durini the basebal they have to do. In an informal poll of 227 stu- Jean Edward dents taken by the Varsity last week, 41 per cent of students said they devoted more time and at- tention to the Blue Jays' per- How to become a key player in the business world. formance in the World Series " ™ than to the constitutional debate, " s- II you have a keen interest in You will sharpen the analytical ¥ T 5 £s* I fp§ or the U.S. elections. and * Some students said the finance strive towards a leading and strategic skills that will place were an enticing, position in industry, commerce, you at the forefront of financial baseball games V distraction from ii J'-**- * if not harmful, the government or public practice. management. ■ m studying. it's time to on a career jA Third-year French student embark The CGA designation is Gillian Kennedy said she couldn't path that will enable you to maxi- completely transferable between If ' stay away from the baseball mize your fc** - potential. . provinces. *7,, . £ii - J9Hp championships. "I had a test in ' * You can become a Certified If you're looking for ; French that I totally blew because the key ■'£'■ Jy of the Sunday night game," said General Accountant while employed to your success, contact us today 'ii crj Kennedy. in the accounting field. As a CGA at (416) 322-6520, extensions ** < | a Christine Harrington, ' you'll be recognized as a top-notch 228, 225 or 217, or toll-free, .». JH second-year psychology student, BBBMLf said even though the World professional in Canada's business 1-800-668-1454. I Series was not her greatest con- community.. cern, her dormmates' excitement You will earn the designation study. "[One] Ccrtijied GeneralAccountants made it hard to ' night I started watching it [the through a nationally uniform, Association of Ontario, 240 E hn[on Tor Le gM BA CGA Vke Pmident World Series] because I heard comprehensive certification process S °"«'■ ' ,' ' ' ' The Mercantile and General Reinsurance Group; them cheering and screaming," Ontario M4P IKB that provides a full understanding Stephen Drielsma, BA, CGA, Director of Taxation, LAC Minerals Ltd.; she said. Neal Pubhc of all Seela CGA > Practitioner. Blue Jays mania also affected aspects of the professional ■ . . Accountants „ ~ i|BlKl| Certified General r staff and faculty. During a accounting discipline. Association of Ontario Professionals you can count on. psychology class, one professor asked students with portable radios to update him on the score Wrestling word New improved moving fast volley Hawks SPORTS page 14 page 15 SPOBTS EDITOR: EVAN BAILEY Yeomen feel the wrath by Chris Werynski win over York. It reminded me of Laurier offense will have to im- Cord Sports a lion that gets bored with an prove if the Hawks are to go any- In the final regular season antelope carcass. Sure, you could where in the playoffs. There was game of the year, our Golden keep ripping the hell out of it, but not a single Laurier player who Hawks seemed totally dis- why ? could account for more than 50 interested with their foe in a 36-6 The effectiveness of the yards of rushing or receiving. More bad news for Laurier fans is the health of the Crafty One, Stefan Ptaszek, who suf- fered a leg injury in the first half. His status is unknown for this week's game against Western. The real stars of the game were the Laurier defense. Mike Cheevers was a maniac making plays all over the field. Tim Bisci and Lonny Taylor provided solid work in the secondary with an in- terception each, while Hugh Law- son and Paul Stoppenbrink an- Yeow Man!!! photo Scott McKay chored the defensive line. Laurier's first points were Laurier DB Dan Tosello (The If there was an bright spot courtesy of a couple of drops by Ball HAWK), and a beautiful from an offensive standpoint it Brent Stucke and P.J. Martin. snare by Tim Bisci near the end had to be the play of Laurier RB This forced a FG by Anastasakis of the half. Chris Redguard. Redguard ran es- to make it 3-0 Hawks. Later in A great tackle by Hawk LB pecially well in the final quarter the first quarter, the York punt Mike Cheevers was a big play on and ended up with 41 yards rush- returner Keshishian played the York's first possession of the ing and 49 yards receiving. ball like a hand grenade near his half. Tim Bisci swept in like a Redguard took a Chris Janzen own goal line. Laurier DB Wade stealth bomber and blocked the pass in for the only Hawk scoring Serjeantson fell on the ball in the York punt. This led to a 45 yard of the quarter. 36-zip. York end-zone. The convert was catch and run from Kubas to Pat scored a touchdown in the final blocked and it was 9-0 Laurier O'Leary. 23-0 Laurier. minute to make it a 36-6 final. after the first quarter. Laurier counted a pair of field So this week features playoff Bill Kubas connected with goals soon after to give the fun against our rash-inducing Andrew Scharschmidt for a nice Hawks a 29-0 lead through three friends from Western. Unlike 25 yard touchdown in the next quarters. This quarter featured York, their team doesn't resemble frame to give the Hawks a 16-0 more big tackles from Mike a Smurf convention, so the lead at the half. The quarter was Cheevers who ought to have his Hawks better play a hell of a lot hi-lighted by an interception by mail sent to the York backfield. better. Hawks grab second place in OUAA photo Scott McKay Hawks running by Nathan Cullen No one who has ever actually seen the in- Men speak sports: Cord Sports credible talent and depth of an Ontario university Okay, the time for incessant chatter is over. cross country team could imagine a team jumping Enough about the alleged glories of running. even three or four places in the end of year stand- Adams Smoke 'em if you got 'em. ings. The need to establish and nurture a program division is After months of intense training the Laurier indisputable. by JimLowe Adam Holt Cross Country team is making final preparations for The team would like to take the opportunity Dave Liptrott Cord Sports the season finale in Toronto this Halloween now, before we forget, to thank all those in the Athletic Department and elsewhere who have Our focus shifts this week to the fantabulous Adams Division. For weekend. showed a genuine interest in seeing the team most of the 1980's you could count on Montreal or Boston capturing One of the last stages of fine tuning came in the own Meet this succeed. Many of the early season complaints of the division crown. Times have changed, however, and superstars form of Laurier's Invitational past unsupportiveness were admittedly unwarranted. such as Patty La-La-La-Lafontaine are threatening to upset the broth. Saturday. It was a time for taking inventory, for recognizing individual and team weaknesses, and This is just a note of congratulation to all involved BOSTON BRUINS (36-32-12) far more importantly, for the realization of team with this year's running squad, and a wish of best The beaneaters were shrewd enough to grab former coach of the strength. luck to all those who aim to make a mark this year Brian Sutter as soon as he became available, but it may not be The group assembled for this year's OUAAs is weekend in Toronto. enough to compete in this division. The team has heart; players such one of depth and consistency. The hope of placing as Joey Juneau and Ray Borque will have good seasons, but this team five runners under 36 minutes for the difficult 10K needs a healthy Cam Neely to be competitive. Unfortunately, it ap- course is a revolutionary one indeed. pears as though Neely is done like dinner. In a race that lacked much of the usual tension, BUFFALO SABRES (31-37-12) Hawk runners had a strong showing placing third as a team. Jeff Beach turned in a comfortable 28:05 While Pat Lafontaine toiled for the New York Islanders much was over the hilly 8K to place fifth among universities. made about his incredible talent. In 1989 his colleagues voted him Along with the support of Nathan Cullen, Randy "performer of the year". Lafontaine never really had the wingers he Zabukovec, Fierce Pete Kingdon, Jeff 'big red' needed to excel with, however, and hurt him. Today, with the that Seaby, Jeff 'my shoe!' Shortt, and Mike Donia, sheer talent of "Crazy Legs" Mogilny and the proven floating of Dave Andreychuk, Laurier demonstrated its soon to be realized poten- Lafontaine forms the nucleus of a line that may only be tial. outscored by Mario work, and, al- and Company. Defence still needs Once again Coach Ray Koenig put on a fantas- though the acquisition of Dominik Hasek will help, goaltending remains tic meet with a course that showed all the difficulty unsteady. Keep an eye on this team. of previous provincial finals, but with a much HARTFORD WHALERS (26-31-14) greater degree of organization. Last year the Whalers were referred to as "the wimpiest team in As optimistic as the team is sbout this year's hockey , and have done little to change that image. Sean Burke is a OUAAs, a fresh vision is forming of the Laurier great goaltender, but he'll be feeling more rubber than roadkill on the teams to come. Apparently grumblings concerning 401. John Cullen leached his success off of Mark Recchi and Kevin the desire for a track club in the new Waterloo Park Stevens; since leaving the Penguins, his major accomplishment has indoor track have been heard. An emphasis on all- been getting a new contract. Pat Verbeek isn't a bad player, but he's year training is taking the place of the get-through- continued on page 14 the-season mentality of days gone by. Another strong finish photo Tom Szeibel Sports THE CORD 14 ■to-ndm Octobmr 11, Is^ Senators cellar bound continued from page 13 Caesar. One player to keep an eye years in the majors and the WE PREDICT IT: 3) Montreal Canadians got to play both the role of goon on is Andrew Mcßain, who goofiest chin this side of Jay 4) AH 1) Montreal Canadians Quebec Nordiques and that of goal scorer: two posi- seemed destined for greatness Leno...Can anyone stop Mario 5) 2) Boston Bruins Hartford Whalers tions that just don't jive. By the only three years ago, but has fal- Lemieux? Gretzky's single sea- 6) 3) Quebec Nordiques Ottawa Senators way, has anyone else noticed that len on hard times. Even if guys son markers for assists and points 1) 4) Buffalo Sabres JL Buffalo Sabres the Whaler's new road uniforms like Mcßain and Turgeon play up are in serious jeopardy...lt was 5) Hartford Whalers 2) Quebec Nordiques look like King's jerseys that were to their potential, a last place fin- great to see that "Uncle" Ranee 6) Ottawa Senators 3) Boston Bruins left out in the sun 100 long? ish seems to be an accepted Mulliniks was given the op- 4) Montreal Canadians MONTREAL CANADIENS (41- reality for Ottawa and their portunity to share in the Jay's DLI) Buffalo Sabres 5) Hartford Whalers 28-11) Trojan condom mascot. Glory... Next week, the Patrick, 2) Boston Bruins 6) Ottawa Senators It's been a long time since QUEBEC NORDIQUES (20-48- "les habitants" have undergone 12) such a radical overhaul as they Few would argue that "1 'affair Wrestling world moving fast did this summer. Pat Burns is Lindros" hasn't made the Nords a by Mark "the Mauler" Piffl Young Pistols tag-team. Armstrong should be cast long departed; Jacques Demers is team on the rise. With a plethora as one of those good guys who sometimes wins and in as head coach and has as- of young players verging on su- The Mauler can hardly keep up with the latest who is so nice that it makes you sick. sembled a decent offensive corps perstardom (Sakic, Nolan, developments in the wrestling world. I suppose we The Undertaker should be out for a couple of around him. Vinnie Damphousse, Sundin, Ricci, Kamensky, can acknowledge the loss of the WWF World weeks to let a broken collar bone heal. The Pale when on his game, is a magician Forsberg, etc.), this team is highly Championship from Ric Flair to Bret 'Hitman' Destroyer will return in time for the Survivor on ice. Brian Bellows is a proven reminiscent of the Oilers just be- Hart. Flair's executive consultant Mr. Perfect Series. goal scorer, while Gilbert Dionne fore they began to dominate the claimed that Flair was as sick as a dog and was ad- Thumbs down to WCW's Hallowe'en Havoc has the potential to become one. league. Ron Hextall provides the vised by doctors not to step into the ring. Perfect's last Sunday night. Something essential just seemed Names like Kirk Muller and best goaltending this team has words may actually hold some validity due to to be missing, something like enthusiastic fans. Denis Savard cannot be sneered ever had, and the defence is better recent reports on Flair having an inner ear infection Most of the matches lacked action and luster, and at. The defence is young; mis- than one might expect. This is the which is consequently affecting his balance inside because of this also lacked crowd involvement. takes will be made throughout the N.H.L.'s team of the future, and, the ring. A number of experts have advised Flair to This was especially noted in the grand finale match year. If anything happens to perhaps, the division's team of retire from wrestling. which pitted Jake 'the Snake' Roberts vs. Sting in a Patrick Roy, watch out, Andre today. Another title changed hands when Ted Deßiase coalminer's Glove match. "Red Light" Raicicot has yet to SHORT NOTES: The idea of applied the 'Million Dollar Dream' on the overly- The glove, made of cast iron, was resting on top prove himself of road hockey getting to pummel John Leclair massed Typhoon in a recent tag match. Typhoon of a pole beside the ring, and whoever reached the calibre, let alone that of the and the Mustangs this Saturday submitted in the hold, causing the Naturally Fat- glove first was allowed to use it. While Sting N.H.L.. must be making the sackmiester, sters to fork over the WWF Tag-Team climbed the pole at the end of the match, Roberts OTTAWA SENATORS (No Reinhardt Keller, drool with Championship back to none other than Money Inc. unwrapped his canvas bag in the ring to let loose Record) anticipation...There will be a mil- Love them or hate them, Michael 'IRS' Rotunda one of his snakes. Sting then hammered Roberts as In the expansion draft, the lion "moments" remembered and Deßiase are two of the finest ring technicians he was turning around and the snake subsequently Common Sents decided to look from the Jays' incredible World in the world, and in the Mauler's opinion deserve bit Roberts in the neck. Roberts looked absolutely towards the future and drafted a Series victory, but none will ever the belts. Look for Capt. Lou Albano to return to pathetic as he tried to make it appear that the decent pool of young prospects. compare to Winfield's win- the WWF and manage the Nasty Boys to capture snake's fangs were piercing his throat while the Series! Though not without some good ner...Docs anyone really care if the tag-straps in WWF's upcoming Survivor camera clearly showed otherwise. players, such as Boschman, the Argos make the playoffs or Newcomer Lance Cassidy should be the Come on Ted Turner, just because your Braves is Turgeon and Sidorkiwiecz, this not?...Jim Kaat is the best an- WWF's new Red Rooster-type turkey. Cassidy lost to a real baseball team doesn't mean that you WCW team is weaker than a Virgin nouncer that CBS has got, 25 really Steve Armstrong, formerly from the have to let your WCW organization suffer as well. j Product of Ontario or P.E.I. Canada #1 Ontario or Pota,oes Mt —— Assorted Varieties Sorbetto or start your school year offright Chapman's Ice Cream with Zehrs. 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The only "A lot of heads will take one game at a time, being to Greg to- team managed to defeat every resemblance this team has to last this year," according spend a lot of their free time has get too ahead of their division that they year's is a name. careful not to far Tennyson, assistant coach of the gether." team from In this There are six first year players themselves. accomplishing secure a on the team, and each and every the team looks to play- one of them knows how to win! off spot this year, and possibly Todd Dougherty, Dave Borden, compete with MacMaster for the Iron Hawks flies with the best and Sinisha Dordevic all come division. Volley-Hawks competed by fraser kirby and Paul Tibbel bench press utilizing the advantages of dumbbell from this past year's OFSAA The Cord Sports range of motion. Concentrate hard on making your gold Forest Heights team. in the Brock Invitational Tourna- ment recently, finishing up with a There are probably few body parts which generate pecs doing all the work. Bring the d.b.'s all the way Sinisha also played with bronze medal - Laurier's best fin- as much work-out fever as pecs. Chest and leg to level with your pecs, rest, then all the way to Dylan Labelle on the Ontario Sinisha Dordevic (where are often the most fun and most savage contact at the top of the range. Don't forget to Provincial team for the 1990/91 ish ever. work-outs before?) - name you will do all week. breath it helps expand your chest. season. To top it off Sinisha have we heard that that by being For many years an important indicator of 2. Incline dumbbell press. This motion is just like hooked up with teammate Chris ended the tournament to squad. strength has been the bench-press. While this may the flat bench press except it is on the incline Borden to play in a 107 team selected the all-star keep Most recently the team partici- be a misnomer, it does indicate the significance bench. Remember to your back flat against the tournament in the States, in which out- pated a tournament hosted by placed on a good pectoral base for strength and fit- bench and your head still. Concentrate on your both were selected to be first in Gaels. There ness. er and upper pec. team All-American all stars. the Queen's Golden finished fourth in their pool This work-out, as you will soon discover, relies 3. Decline press. This motion can be difficult and Jeff Pow and captain Jason they very close heavily on dumbbell fly motions rather than the potentially dangerous. Perform it with a partner if at Koskela were on the Gait team after losing two the more traditional barbell benchpress. We believe the all possible. You can use either bar or d.b.'s with that captured the OFSAA gold matches to two of top teams University benchpress is one of the most overrated and over- this exercise, but the injury potential is greater with medal two years ago; man does in the country: the of and York. The team used moves in body-building. While a good move d.b.'s. Concentrate on your lower pec. this team know how to win! Montreal experience, for the beginner who is trying to establish a base N.B. These three exercises can be done in any or- "Jason has really stepped into a used this as a learning time together, and an and is concerned with rib cage expansion and over- der. In fact we recommend changing the order peri- leadership role for us this year," a to relax fishing all connective tissue strength, it is not suitable once odically to keep your pecs guessing. starts Tennyson, "he is definitely opportunity to go at head- you have achieved a level of fitness and pectoral 4. Cross over pulley flies. We think this is a supe- one of our premier players." coach Don Smith's cottage. begins elevation. A good rule of thumb is that if there is an rior movement to the flat bench fly. It can be used From all this banter about the The regular season elevation of your pecs below the nipple and a as a mass building or defining motion. young talent the only thing miss- Wednesday, October 28 in Wind- Lancers. Our defined pectoral division, abandon the barbell press For mass building, use a heavier weight (ob- ing from the puzzle is the experi- sor against the to cure the for the dumbbell press. viously) and stand with your feet greater than ence of some older players. That Hawks bring it home To begin do a good warm-up or pre-exhaustion shoulder width apart, bend at the waist and let your is where second year players Black Plague from Waterloo on using either a weightless bar press or dumbbell pecs do the work. Greg Bell, one of the teams pri- Friday October 30. Come see pull-over respectively. Another good warm-up is to For a lighter finishing exercise, keep your feet mary passers, and Tim Pow from what all the commotion is about. do dips, concentrating on the pec portion of the together and your back strict. Watch your form in St. Thomas, fourth year Alar Yes, this team is for real, and the out movement; this is one of the best ways to expand the mirror during this exercise. Petersoo, and Tom Schiersch step only way you can find is if your rib-cage. That's all folk's. The chest is a simple and fun into the picture. "We're definitely you come out to cheer them on. 1. Flat bench dumbbell press. This move should not muscle set to exercise. Concentrate on your chest looking to these guys for their ex- Oh and by the way Dave, I miss be confused with a fly-type move. It is basically a doing the work. perience with the game to help you, from Sue. 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Men's Soccer The Hawks went into their The men's soccer team went final weekend of the season look- Men's Basketball to Brock on Saturday and lost a ing to solidify their playoff posi- The Men began their pre- heartbreaker 2-1. Ben Umpleby tion. On Saturday they shut out a season shedule last week with scored the lone Hawk goal. In rejuvenated Brock team 2-0 with two games against Ryerson and their second contest of the weekend, the Hawks managed to salvage a 1-1 tie in Guelph. Chris Chrysanthou scored for the Hawks. photo Chris Skalkos Women's Basketball week and won 8-4. Mark Greco and Mike Dahle each had The women's basketball team McCreary and John Spoltore each one goal. The Hawks then took opened their exhibition season had a goal and three assists. Brent on Queen's and lost 3-2. Kevin with a 55-51 victory over York Selman and Chris George had Greco and Craig Boyce each had on Tuesday night. Janice Field two goals each, while Kevin a goal in the tough defeat. showed that, she was in top form scoring 27 of the 55 Hawk points. The Hawks hosted the Gold Rush Invitational Tournament photo Hawk of the Week Ken McGuffin this past weekend and lost two goals by Jane Grimmer and Conestoga College. In their first close games to Queen's (69-62) rookie midfielder Michelle Hu- contest against Ryerson the and Waterloo (51-45). Janice Janice Field man. Goalkeeper Sonya Ritcey Hawks came out on the winning Field led the team in scoring with Basketball picked up her third shut out of the end of a 96-87 score. Point guard 35 points in two games. Tiffany This fifth year Phys. Ed. student from London had a fantastic campaign. Chris Livingstone had 19 points Bunning added ten and eight in week on the basketball court as she scored a career high 27 points in On Sunday the Hawks took while Tom Pallin and Brad the respective contests. the game against York. Janice didn't stop there, as her great play on the University of Guelph Johnson chipped in with 15 and Despite the losses the much carried over to the weekend tournament where she scored 35 points in Gryphons and came away on top 14 respectively. improved Hawks are looking for- two games. Janice will be looked upon as a leader on this year's team of a 2-1 final score. Striker Helen The Hawks then travelled to ward to the season with much op- and she seems to be setding into that role quite nicely this early in the Stoumbos scored first and Lisa Conestoga College for their timism. They travel to Ryerson year. Wannan drove home the second Homecoming and drubbed the on Friday and then return home Mark McCreary goal. home team 101-49. Twelve WLU on Sunday to face the Carleton Hockey The Hawks finished third in players scored on this day with Ravens at 2:00 pm. Mark's play has been excellent all through the exhibition season, the Western division and will Sean Brennan leading the way and this play has carried over to the regular season as well. Mark had travel to Queen's for the OWIAA (17 points). The Hawks are really Hockey a goal and three assists in an 8-4 hawk victory against Ryerson. Mark playoffs November 6-8. The shaping up and will certainly sur- The Hawkey Hawks opened is playing exceptionally well and is leading the team in scoring so far Hawks seem to be peaking at the prise some of the teams in the their season against Ryerson this this year. fSiisD) 0 ' p lupsT TWO GREATLOCATIONS! 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Mrs. Dawson, 1931 are restricted America - in History Month was founded to recognize the achievements of all from holding women were not federal public enfranchised women throughout history. These achievements have often been ignored by traditional history which is focused Humble beginnings garner Guatemalan Nobel service jobs on political, economic and military leaders and events — 1880 Beth Haydl an area largely dominated by men. by 1969 Dr. Emily Stowe the livelihood of her family at the age of eight, working in fields and after the horrible, politically motivated murders of both her parents Women's History Month coincides with the annual ob- Amendment to becomes first October 11, 1992, in Xelaju, Guatemala, a proposal was plantations along the south coast. She became involved early on with and sixteen year old brother (all in separate incidents), Rigoberta Menchu for the Nobel the Criminal Canadian servance of the "Person's Case" of 1929, a long political made to nominate Rigoberta Peace the Christian church in her village and acted as a catechist, working Menchu stepped into the role of community leader that propelled her dispute five Prize. A year later, amid protests from the Guatemalan with young people, women, and children. Her parents were com- Code removes, female doctor and legal fought by women which resulted in On into a position of international prominence. the ruling that women were legally recognized in Canada government, the Nobel Committee in Norway awarded the prize to munity leaders, and since her father could speak a little Spanish, it This woman, despite such humble beginnings, or perhaps because as an offence, the Indian rights activist. was he who was called upon to deal with authorities during disputes. of them, has earned the respect of the global community. Because of the as persons. The ruling made women eligible for appoint- been press family's 1883 Much has mentioned in the mainstream of her When the small patch of land that Menchu's parents owned was ef- her revolutionary activities, as the leader of groups like the Revolu- dissemination ment to the Canadian Senate. history. Her was alive in 1980 while staging an First of three tragic father burned fectively stolen by a wealthier man, Vicente Menchu travelled all tionary Christians "Vicente Menchu", and the Guatemalan Committee of information suffrage bills is Nellie McClung, one of the "Famous Five" Alberta occupation of the Spanish Embassy in Guatemala City. Menchu's over the country in an attempt to garner support and aid. for Patriotic Unity, she has denied herself the joy of having children women, once said, "People must know the past to under- mother was abducted, tortured and murdered by military forces. In 1973, Vicente Menchu was arrested for the first time and ac- for fear of leaving them orphaned as she was. She has refused to get relating to introduced by on account of her stand the present and the future". Menchu herself received death threats political cused of provoking disorder and attacking the sovereign authority of married or even to have a boyfriend. She has set herself apart from birth control Sir John A. activities as well as those of her family. Guatemala's foreign minister wages went a This feature looks at women from the past and from Guatemala. All of his wife's to lawyer. Vicente was other women in her society who can afford to indulge in these tradi- Macdonald; all opposes the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Menchu, stating sentenced to 18 years in prison. tional family relationships. 1972 the present, both in a personal and traditionally historical guerrillas. three are that she has been linked with leftist After a year and two months, he was released with the threat of As she herself states, "I am no longer master of my small exis- National Action way. We hope this will help us as women to better under- Menchu takes no public stand on this issue and makes it plain that further imprisonment hanging over his head. During his imprison- tence; in which I is so so I defeated the world live cruel, blood-thirsty, that on stand where we come from as well as to help us determine she works primarily as representative of the indigenous people of her ment, his home was ransacked and his family was terrorized. could be wiped out from one moment to the next." Those of us who Committee where we are headed. country, her own people. She demands the basic rights of truth, jus- Rigoberta was sixteen years old. live in privilege can only wonder in awe at the courage it must take to the Status of 1916 tice, identity and life for all indigenous peoples. After his release, Vicente was abducted, beaten, tortured and left move beyond an existence filled with such brutality, loneliness and Women is Women in While a background of such political and personal courage and for dead by agents of the boss who had falsely claimed that the land dehumanization, and to work for change. formed Alberta, strength is inspiring, not a lot of media attention has been focused on belonging to the Menchus was his. In 1977, he was imprisoned again. For further information about Rigoberta Menchu, read her aspect of Menchu's life: a young, uneducated The members of the community, without their leader, were forced to Saskatchewan another incredible autobiography "I...Rigoberta Menchu: An Indian Woman in peasant woman of Indian origin has won the Nobel Peace Prize for organize themselves against the oppression they faced. Eventually, Guatemala" edited by Elisabeth Burgos-Debray. 1975 and Manitoba revolutionary efforts that few have been aware of until now. This International are given the stands in stark contrast to events a short time ago, when the powerful, Women's Year right to vote in educated white male leader of a country that was once a world milita- Behind every great provincial ry and economic superpower was awarded the same honour. Rigoberta Menchu was born in the El Quiche region of Guatemala 1988 elections — A record 39 WOMEN'S CENTRE thirty-three years ago, into the life of an Indian full of political ex- woman is a great woman ploitation, oppression and severe poverty. She began contributing to women are 1918 elected to memory or would remain a Women are by Jennifer Hamilton bride. Like Parliament, mystery. many women iri six given full Middle still echoed absence of women in What bothered me even more are Ages her day, she appointed popular history has often federal was that my own ignorance of stayed at home to Cabinet franchise Thebeen explained by the family history would contribute and raised her in today's economic order cliche, "Behind every great man to this loss. What did I know family while was a great woman." about the lives of the great 1989 for infants, As well, women produced arts my grandfather 1921 the feudal system in place at the Wet nurses cared These great women are not women in my own family? Audrey by Beth Haydl children left home early, either to and crafts. While forbidden to be- went out to Agnes Macphail time. documented in history. Their I decided to call and bother be married. come professional physicians, work. She had McLaughlin first As the age progressed, be educated or to legacy remains only in our im- my grandmother with questions is the dur- to women acted as midwives and always wanted becomes lives of women women were gradually given Girls were sent to nunneries aginations based on the facts we about feminism and how things woman Member European Middle chores which they practiced family medicine. to be married leader of the ing the more rights of property in- learn the read about 'great men'. When I have changed since she was my of Parliament The as adults — Some industrial fields were and have chil- Ages were sharply heritance. Beginning in the sixth would be performing thought about all of the great age. What I found out was that I NDP, the first dominated by women, most dren . My delineated by class status and century, daughters as well as sons reading, spinning, needlework, women that I have known come from a long line of strong, woman to head the industry. A grandmother population notably textile -- 1925 privilege. The largest could inherit, and by the middle writing and illumination of manu- throughout my life like my determined women who a federal party were of the lower religious 'spinster' originally meant -- logi- considered her- Women over 25 of women of the eight century, women had scripts. They received mother, my grandmothers, vari- demanded to be equal, but dif- -- Canada peasants living on manors sent to the cally a woman who spun wool, self equal to in class, actual control of the land they instruction and were ous other relatives and many ferent even before it became ac- are given the The tasks which linen or silk for a living. But, men, and was in rural areas. technically owned. During the courts of great ladies to learn friends and acquaintances, it ceptable to do so. vote in these lives appropriate to sta- around the seventeenth century, treated as such. 1989 consumed women's Carolinian period of the ninth manners their bothered me that their existences My grandma came to Canada this particular job was so con- She told me Newfoundland were numerous, involving all century, women's property rights tion. as would either live on only in England Fourteen sistently performed by women, from in 1946 as a war that an example aspects of manor life except were further protected by the es- By the middle of the eleventh young women term to applied to an had been set by ploughing. Women were mainly tablishment of marriage as capri- century, cities were becoming the came be Hey. Dane 1929 her own are killed at responsible for the production, cious husbands. Marriage was a more prominent in the European unmarried woman. The Persons profes- my flesh too mother. Her fa- Ecole preparation and serving of food, financial and political contract, landscape, and the powers of the The popularity of the goest to most ther had always Case but they also tended poultry and and women were betrothed and Church were growing. These fac- sional guild was overtaking a woman's flesh, too Polytechnique exception of discussed things with her mother grandma, and I felt that after- the British Privy dairy animals, gardened and per- sometimes married as children. tors combined to progressively occupations with the in Montreal, female- sullied, too solid and when my great-grandfather wards I had a better understand- Council which formed agricultural work. The legal rights of women were restrict the relative 'freedoms' those that were focussing were not ac- died, my great-grandmother was ing of myself. During this con- overturns the Peasant women were com- substantially restricted after mar- that women had previously en- dominated. Women I yearn for guilds alongside men, able to fulfill many of his duties versation my grandma said some- public pletely dependent on their hus- to her husband joyed. Professional men took cepted into decision of the riage. Obedience women molecular rush as well as taking in boarders to thing which I believe somehow attention on bands (because of their gender) duty. over the management of estates, few were organized for Supreme Court was a woman's visible make ends meet. connects our eras and existences violence and the feudal lords upon whose For his part, the husband formerly a woman's role and the alone, and by 1600 the then liquid of to busi- During difficult financial as women, "First, you demand women Canada: lands they lived (because of their as his wife's guardian and awarding of land holdings was in- contributions of women against acted all and times, my grandmother would respect, then you earn it." women are class). Most were illiterate and represented her during court pro- creasingly replaced with a dowry ness and the economy were me too much in the sun walk miles with her children to I have been surrounded by be possessed virtually no legal necessary, as women system, restricting the economic but non-existent. deemed to ceedings if then gaseous gone collect bottles from the ditch to strong women, like my grandma, 1992 rights, lus primae noctis or droit were not to serve as wit- power of women. The patterns set by early eco- "persons", can allowed return to the store. She became a with strong beliefs who never The concept of du seigneur were terms describ- Towards the end of the Mid- nomic roles of women during the be to nesses. Widows were allowed schoolteacher and worked clean- believed in women's inferiority consent is appointed ing a long-lasting custom which Ages women took on new Middle Ages in Europe are still me too more social and economic free- dle ing motel rooms during the sum- nor their superiority, just equality. the Senate entitled the feudal lord to have and roles within the burgeoning urban echoed in the present economic legally defined dom than wives or daughters my heart mer. At the age of 54, she was the My own experience has lead sexual access to all new brides on the economy. Girls were sometimes world order. Women are chiefly for the first usually took control of first person in our family to me to believe that many great his land, symbolic of the lord's husband's property. apprenticed to learn trades and engaged in the production of food rushes and lunges time in 1931 deceased receive her university degree, in women have existed through time dominance over the women on wives and daughters handled the textiles all over the world and Cairine Wilson But while her noble husband and at words psychology and sociology. whose history and wisdom have amendments his manor. a wife was retail aspects of their families their contributions are rarely ade- is the first was still living, My own life has been very simply disappeared. It is our re- to the Criminal The practice of land in- a businesses. An unmarried woman quately acknowledged financially like Hamlet was born responsible for the running of different from my grandmother's. sponsibility as women to ensure Code woman heritance occasionally worked in or widow was considered equal to or otherwise. large and typically self-sufficient to play me According to her I have had bet- that this doesn't continue. It is appointed to favour of women in cases involv- All the of a man business and women North America, the most provisions on household. necessities in In ter opportunities, but they have important to know where you the Senate ing the absence of a male heir. life were produced on the owned and operated their own reliable way for a woman to be- sexual assault suc- come at a price. She describes her have come from because great- Since the ownership of land was social and » premises and the noblewoman commercial enterprises. come a economic but always a man's voice he own era as a "gentler" and more ness comes from many different primary a per- types marrying rich the determinant of was in charge of food preparation However, the of estab- cess still consists of "innocent" time. She thinks I circumstances. son's wealth and status, women lishments run by women reflected patriarchal attitude none of these are for me and farm and dairy maintenance. or adopting a words have had to grow up too fast. Behind all of these great inherited property were as food pro- money. These who With regard to the care of chil- their traditional role towards career and My hour-long, long distance women are many other great at an advantage in this of and servers -- bread top of a male- placed dren, the noblewoman was free ducers women rise to the telephone conversation taught me women. 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I went out on a limb and spent $6 of next Maryhill on Friday. week's food money on their cassingle. It was not up to scratch with their live performance, perhaps a Kitchener's Volcano club hosts triple a bill with the little too much on the dance side of industrial for Groove Daddy's, the Rhinos and the Grope Toads my palate. on 0ct.31. Beau, the lead singer, put on a more than inter- esting jacket with a vast barrage of spikes. Al- and Third Santana World are at the Skyßowl on though he seemed to have more personal sig- Nov. 1. nificance with him wearing this cyberpunk attire than the audience could understand. Aquaheads Jethro Tull do two nights at Massey For the last 2 minutes of the last song of their Hall on Nov. 3 &4. set, up jumped two guys out of the pit onto the stage, this again succeeded in confusing the Punk grand-daddies and generally blurry-eyed audience and even a few of the bouncers who didn't people, D.O.A. are at Phil's on thefourth. know whether to haul them off the stage or not. Personally, I think Beau should have impaled the 6 brings the amazing oh-so-timely songs Nov. and two 'dancers' on his spikes, in the traditional of the wonderful and talented musicians of the Nivekian (Ogre) style. A little blood and gore mighty Moody Blues to Massey Hall. would have ended their performance perfectly. Actually, I think the concert was incredible, Country's Clint Black's at the Skyßowl on N0v.13. regardless of what other certain publications may ■WMHHMOHHIHI SB «r:'*: r=f> II II Will II believe (morons). KMFDM lead singer, En Esch, ll'MI IWWII Megadeth and Suicidal Tendencies will play loud was wearing a six inch kilt, fish net stockings and a pic: Jason Harmer I and offend your pets on the sixteenth at the Interna- pair of 10 hole Docs (maybe he lost a bet). exception of the couple of people who came down Centre. tional I'm not complaining, the 3 guitars and vast hard and required medical attention. amounts of percussion were perfect. Hearing them And just when you'd thought you'd seen the Nov. 18 & 19 has the Tragically Hip at Massey in concert gave the band a harder industrial edge to last of Digit, Beau made another stage appearance Hall. most of their material. The two songs I thought they (subtly removed by Svet Am), and then another ap- did an exceptional job of were "Naive" and pearance (this time he was thrown from the stage Ministry. The Gardens. Hide your puppies. Dec.l. "Liebeslied"; the live 'edge' was amazing. by a rather large bouncer). The crowd even added their own slapstick en- It was a good concert. After ending up in the And so you know: Hamilton's Tristan Psionic are tertainment to the evening. The self-destructive back room with En Esch, Svet Am, Chrissie De rumored to have signed to Some 400 tickets Geffen. tendencies of the stage divers was hysterical, at one Winter, and the other guitarist who was with them have gone on sale the previously sold out for point in the evening the crowd would simply part (from the Revolting Cocks). I was almost tempted Springsteen shows on Nov.s & 6. Happy Birthday where stage divers were preparing to leap (I guess to follow the band and see them at RPM on the next Jen! they just didn't want anymore docs floating that night, but a financial block put a complete damper close to their teeth). As well, a certain member of on that idea. the audience who was a little on the large (horizon- The crowd seemed satisfied by the end of the attempts to ride on the — tally) side, made multiple night, with the exception of the few people who do r- Recommended hands of the crowd but each time was pushed back not appreciate industrial (not dance) music and are up, and left standing on the stage. En Esch went for unaware that citizens of Hamburg Germany are al- a dive as well, and everything went well with the lowed to write songs in German. Psychotic Reactions and Car- Laurier represented m m, writings by legendary rock critic ftPT■wIHI 1 Lester Bangs. Bangs began his career writing for Rolling Stone in Webber's Phantom H Magazine in the early Seventies (back when it was part the by Wendy /:» *:• ::y still of Jackson production comes Robert Meilleur, a proud gradu- % cutting edge of pop culture) and The debut of the celebrated Canadian I * presenta- ate of Wilfrid Laurier University. if* - w :i* work with IB later continued his tion of Andrew Lloyd Webber's play Phantom of Meilleur, who plays the policeman, spent five ~ in 1982. P jg|k Creem until his death the Opera comes to Kitchener's Centre in the years at Laurier. After quitting his job as a 112 Jir™ Bangs' style of writing revealed Square on November 4. Along with this touring counselor for the mentally handicapped, he moved i they p pf mi the record or artist for what to Waterloo from Picton with his wife and two chil- dren to attend our fine university. Meilleur gradu- self-important, Bangs showed no ated in 1988 with his B.A. in Music, then stayed for an additional year to receive his Opera diploma. He played several key roles in various Theatre Laurier ' other hand, when Bangs was im- and Music Faculty Annual Opera productions. lKWep OfA cmtmi pressed he made sure that every- When the auditions for Phantom of the Opera *»NLL ft%*4Ti*AT3ffl|E *ik one clse was equally impressed. commenced, Meilleur, along with 1500 other hope- M The writings in Psychotic Reac- ful applicants, tried out for the pan. As he puts it, yJL jit fmkl tions and Carburetor Dung pro- he "got a break", and received one of the thirty- LfSfl vide cxcc,,crU opportunity to see seven roles. fimm its I artistic criticism in finest and The tour, which has been running since April |pF ..*W purest jorm 1991, has been to several Canadian cities including Rick Cole, Staff Vancouver, Montreal, Regina and Ottawa. Meilleur finds this "a great way to see Canada." However, the tour only runs until March of 1993 (with a tentative six month extension). He's not certain as — to what he will be doing after the end of the tour, Overheard —i but he plans on staying in theatre with an Toronto agent cunently working for him. "Dylan faked his whole career. The only dif- Although I haven't had the pleasure of seeing ference was that he used to be good at it and now the Phantom yet, I understand the splendor of the he sucks." show is equal to that of the Toronto production. Rock critic Lester Bangs, taken from Psychotic I strongly advise that you attend this remarkable .Reactions and Carburetor Duns show. It's a great way to suppon a Laurier graduate and take in some fine Canadian talent. THE CORD 22 Entertainment Oetmlm **. m, Erotica anticlimactic Girl"), most a consists you want and you don't get fat. Dave Guerin of the Ibum Note: As usual, Madonna's new by of relatively tame pop songs more Now where else can you go for a Editor's album and accompanying photo book have a certain satisfaction appropriate for the dance floor than meal like that?" "There's arrived in a storm of controversy. The question a little bit of pain." the bedroom (or stag shop). Madonna has made some daring In as to whether her work is exploitative Such is an example ofthe lyrical Obvious exceptions to this con- changes on Erotica that were not remains not. below, taken content of the title track on Madon- servatism are the title track (argu- present on her past efforts. Fans of women or The picture na's latest offering, Erotica. The ably the best song on the record), will be surprised by the noticeable from the book, represents the tamest elements self-dcclarcdQueen ofKink is cam- which entrances its audience into use of such instruments as the of both it and the disc. You be the judge. paigning to beat out Sinead submission to a disco beat and the acoustic piano, cello, violin and might be a the album. (She also makes several as worst model of"fam- shockingly comical "Where Life even the saxophone on a number of bum. "Thief of Hearts" O'Connor to throughout values" in the 90s. With the Begins", which encourages men to songs. There is an undeniable jazzy spiteful dig at Annette Bening for references safe sex jik she the record.) release of her book, Sex, and the perform oral sex. In the same genre feel to "My Secret Garden" (quite stealing Warren Beatty. ("Here can Erotica does not match her past * accompanying as "Hanky Panky", this song es- a departure for Ms. Ciccone). Also, comes, little miss thinks she controversial video efforts (especially Like A Prayer). Madonna will likely win pouses a humourous view of the the record contains a remake of have his child".) "My Secret Gar- ;flltica, Madonna's desire Co-song-writers Shep Pettibone the title taboo subject with Peggy Lee's "Fever", which Ma- den" reveals the new sensitiv- and Andre Betts seemto be focused expecting tobe strapped such lyrics as: donna updates into a sensual tohave a child. Is this For those on creating trite dance # experience. ity consistent with the album's numbers down and raptured by an aural "You can ~ „fj dance domination and power? and mediocre send-ups to "Justify feast of sexual gratification,Erotica eat all There is vulnerabil- theme of switch be- My Love". Lyrically, Madonna not live up to its namesake. ity in a number of Madonna's vocals will recital of would have done better to stick to Despite song titles that sound songs onthe tween a dispassionate a - on many of the partners such as Patrick Leonard more like porno movies 1 double entendres recordings to a much warmer per- ("Cherish", "Live to Tell") or ("'Deeper and lighter as Stephan Bray ("Express Yourself'). Deeper" formance of such fare singer puts sincere This album is more effective as a "Bad "Rain". The emotion into "In This Life", a song political tool to battle the forces of about two of her friends that puritanism than as a musical diedofAIDS. Including such achievement. Madonna's Erotica a ballad isappropriate due titillates its audience, but fails to to the sexual theme of produce that all important climax II — Tko great pizzas! One low price: Always! 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Uroptatplzusl AJw*y«ltonjy»l ' TWogreatpl2i«^l<>w J THE CORD- IWK« Oetofr M», I—2 Entertainment 23 Sloan slams Waterloo from their new release, Smeared, the tracks were first recorded in by Brian Craig which features three tracks from Chris's basement, the Peppermint Did you see them? their six song Peppermint EP. tracks were re-mixed for the LP. I mean: were you therel If you still don't know who The band also gave me the Well if you were there, then they are, one song which appears names of a few bands they like I'm sure you had a fucking great on both the EP and LP is the lead that you might not have heard of time. single, "Underwhelmed", a track yet. Bite is an all girl group from If you weren't there, you that makes up for what it lacks in Montreal; Sebadoh from Massa- missed Halifax's Sloan rock the lyrical genius with shear catchi- chusetts; Pavement out of Cali- Bombshelter like it's never been ness. fornia; and from D.C., Unrest. rocked before. Well, these guys had all of us When I asked them what they had Last Thursday the four guys on our toes, if not dancing, then been listening to recently they from Dalhousie University trans- just to keep from getting crushed reported that Kriss Kross was formed the temporarily dis- against the monitors. Not only cool and funny, they like all the appointed Blue Jays fans into a were the fans exhibiting outstand- Beastie Boys' material, Chris and frenzied gaggle of rock and rol- ing offensive plays, Sloan's lead Jay like the Beach Boys, Andrew lers. This band just plain kicks. singer Chris Murphy displayed (the drummer) was interested in Sloan -- who just recently his incredible physical prowess Love Battery, and Patrick (not a signed with Geffen records in the by completing a handful of back drummer) likes Sugar. Reporter Brian picks his nose, Sloan watch pic; Ken McGuffin US (Nirvana's label) - worked rolls and three perfectly executed triple toe-loops onto the top of the crowd, one of which included the accompaniment of a video Sloan want to be Great White trash camera. (Did you really think known as by Rick Cole throughout the entire record. This type of misogyny Bono thought that one up all on Nova Scotians Psycho City is the latest release from Great is most flagrant in the song "Step on You", which is his own). White. White they are, great they ain't. This album about growing tired of a lover and trying your hard- I had a chance to talk to Chris is trash (in case anyone thinks that should read est to de-humanize them. Just the type of guys you Murphy and guitarist Jay trash, let me clarify, it SUCKS). The songs all want dating your sister, eh? Ferguson before the show. Before Sloan wants to be known as a sound the same. The only thing that distinguishes The press release that accompanied this record they released Peppermint they "Nova Scotian" band instead of a one song from the next is the space between them. says Great White will be "...the major force in had laid down the basic tracks for Canadian band, as there are ap- The music on this album is typical of the drivel direct, no-nonsense, unpretentious American Rock 16 songs and were getting some parently a lot of talented groups that's been coming out of southern California, call- 'n' Roll." Yeah, and Murphy Brown is typical of all label interest, but as Jay put it, out east that are not getting the ing itself heavy-metal, for the last few years. single parents in America. These guys are just out "Canadian record labels are exposure they deserve. Repackage this and call the band Poison, Motley to pick the pockets of young boys who love power slow." Chris adds, "Canadian Well, as I said before, the per- Crue, or Cinderella and nobody would know the chords, and girls who love long hair and tight pants. record labels got interested after formance was incredible and I'm difference. If you think Led Zeppelin were great, and you the Americans did; they're total sure Sloan is going to have a Lyrically, Great White is only slightly more in- like all the half-assed attempts that have been made copycats." So while they were great future. I know the band was telligent and in touch with the world than some to imitate them, Psycho City is probably your cup waiting for a record deal they upset that they didn't get a chance dogs (you know, the ones that fall in love with your of tea. But, if you think Zeppelin stuck around too used their own money to release to meet Spinal Tap, so on my legs). The references to gratuitous sex, with no long anyway, you won't want anything to do with Peppermint, and still had enough Marshall rating scale, I give them regard for the needs of their partner, are scattered this cheap imitation. material left for an LP. Since all an "11". I Ah, the seventies. For the record, a decade so rich in crap that in my several jabs at the H loathsome thing I managed to forget an aspect of it that has come to be just as socially | V T m m I W 4 irrelevant and intrinsically hypocritical as the rest of the shit that preceded it. That ex- I crement is punk. Punk, of course, did not typify the decade. In fact, if the seventies were a long, gruel- ing, smelly and ultimately painful shit then punk would only be a very short and angry Make it a Hallowe'en party you won't forget! sphincter-snapping fart towards the end of it. ■m l _ But punk its pundits some from predecessors || *|_ ifabi haail |am VAiir and did learn lessons their seventies ■■e nave ail ine Ininyl you neea for your along the way. First, play long after you've written your last creative thought, and sec- costume or disguise: wigs, make-up, ond, sing it long after you stop meaning it. or a l'me ha'd something to say. As a reaction to the insipid miitftiifkAC khiihiiaccanac I airA cimk P OlUSiaCneS ana accessories IIKe scats music of the time, and as a reflection of the troubled economic climate in Britain, punk and warts. managed to say "fuck this/fuck you" with style and conviction. But that was for the briefest time. What happened then was the Pistols signed to EMI and began a trend that would ultimately discredit the whole movement; punk began to /I JL ppiIIfECf ff E nCf line the pockets of the corporate execs and powers that its anger was supposedly aimed ■ Iml nVtlill vie Efw I at. Punk made money. Punk made people happy. Punk became a commodity. MML VA| A M What started out as the battle cry of anarchists and disenfranchised youth became the B S subject of board meetings and sales pitches; punk got packaged. So when the offensive becomes palatable and the rabid dog of anarchy becomes the castrated puppy of supply- and-demand what happens? Well, if it's any time in the years between 1970 and 1979 the answer is obvious. Keep playing, keep making money, and become as irrelevant as possible. Well, more than fifteen years later, Johnny Lydon (nee Rotton) is doing exactly II II # il that- naiiowe on liotirss on'y now on tiuether Hotel (King street) vv^en crowd spits him he doesn't spit back, he just whines "stop gob- -od. 23 9:30-Bpm 1 bin' on me, I'm noht lyke thet ehnymoh!" If Johnny Lydon still has an ou eof anger T™ body I j S Reoina s addled guarantee it's not because of Thatcherism or George Michael, but —— g — most likely because he just can't get the bloody gob out of his day-glo Armani suit. A • l IA aa £ UCt 2*l &31 10:0Q-ipm J MAVIS theatrical supplies Two summers ago, out of some morbid curiosity, I went to see one of punk's most 1 notorious bands, the U.K. Subs, in concert. Sitting next to me was a man possibly in his pper forties, tapping his toes to the noise of the opening band, and all I could think was how truly useless punk had become now that this old fart could actually find some reason to be here. The reason for that man to be there turned out to be this: he was the lead 0 singer. Middle-aged and brittle, this man walked on stage and sang for forty-five Jt minutes about being pissed off and not taking it anymore. Let me say this: if punk is not dead then it is hooked up to every machine available to modem medicine. I®T° punk's credit I will admit one thing: if punk had never happened; if words like W "luck you" had never crawled out of the gutter and into lyric sheets, then one thing is m mm RP n r sure ~~we st '" listening to ABBA and the BeeGees instead of Nirvana and BEH E.IIRI CM ■ ■ fcl ES ® B ut' or t^le recor d> punk was about anarchy not sales. These days, too many bands are reaping the latter while professing the former. THE CORD THE CORD- 24 Advertisement TtmraOmy, October 29, ima Thursday, Oetobmr 19, 1091 Advertisement 25 Flame. Fbrtune. HP wins first-place awards for HP gives $100 or $50 rebates on Mac-compatible products. award-winning ScanJets and DeskWriters. 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August 1JH)2 i" I W)2 1lowloU-Packard ( ompany. landslide victories in Macworld WL'HM PACKARD THE CORD 26 Entertainment Ihurada* Oetobmr 29, t99* Garth good by Jennifer O'Connell Another upbeat song on a not- The Night" Brooks once again dear Ouija Garth Brooks could probably so-serious note is "Mr. Right". reveals his ability to give release a recording of himself Even though I'm sure the song goosebumps to any woman by belching and it would undoubtab- was recorded dozens of times for way of his vivid and visual lyrics. ly go quadruple platinum. Thank the album, it still sounds natural It's a beautiful song about an Dearest Ouija, goodness his latest release The and Garth always lets you know original problem brought to you We are deep in the throes of concern. We are constantly question- to developed Chase doesn't take advantage of he's still having a great time. from a male's point of view. In ing the emotional stability of a friend. She seems have one particular sweater. We fear this. Instead it is a quality attempt the song, a woman resorts to an all-consuming affection for this knit replaced a man, any man as her arms of refuge. at duplicating the tremendous drastic measures to remind her green shaker has possible one find comfort or even (gasp) sexual fulfill- Success of his previous four al- husband that passions rise more It is would Are we simply fashion illiterate or bums. often than when the sun goes ment in the arms of a shaker knit? know something we don't? it be a mistake to If you've managed to catch him down. does she Would wrench we 'unravel' this re- just recently on The Tonight In the tradition of "Unanswered her from its statically electric attraction? Should to who are most close to her? You must Show you realize in mere seconds Prayers" from the album No lationship's mysteries those with the answer Ouija; we're in stitches! what a perfectly happy man Garth Fences, Garth Brooks provides help us Great Brooks really is. He's so happy, another song of an odd situation Green with envy, in fact, that you'd think the man with a humourous, quirky twist New and improved pen names, would have a difficult time put- for an ending in "Learning to Grasshopper and Thumper ting together a traditional country Live Again". Grasshopper and Thumper, and western album where the Trisha Yearwood lends her vo- Dear fake pennamers has a (gasp) sheep and she is sub- themes of songs usually revolve cal ability to many songs on The Maybe yourfriend fondnessfor real thing. around the my-dog-died-my- Chase and even Garth's wife stituting her sweaterfor the wife-left-me-get-me-another-becr Sandy co-writes a song. Yours till the thumper jumps the grasshopper, formula for success. With the The Chase is an honest and Ouija. help of some creative song diverse collection of songs. You Ouija, writers and old favourites, Garth can wholeheartedly believe he Dear I have this problem. My roommate has disgusting fungus growing Brooks has managed to put to- loves making music and playing her uses the same shower as me. I am a coward and I gether some original songs for with his band. And because his on feet and she am afraid to confront her to tell her that one, I am worried about the The Chase. enthusiasm shines through in his health of her ten little piggies and two, that I wish she would find a "We Shall Be Free", the first Brooks puts a new spark into a songs, it is hard not to feel the cure because I don't want to catch her gross, disgusting disease. single and most powerful song on dying flame by doing covers of same passion. Please help me-I'm sick of wearing Saran wrap in the shower. the entire album, is a tune with a old songs such as "Dixie Chick- Unfortunately, Garth Brooks Sincerely, message. With lyrics like "When en" and the old Patsy Cline song has announced that he won't be Mush Room the last man dies for just words "Walking After Midnight". In touring for at least eight months. that he said/When there's shelter "Night Rider's Lament", the boy He's chosen to stay home and Room, over the poorest head/We shall be even yodels! care for his daughter, Taylor, just Dear Mush overcome your cowardly nature and tell your roommate free", it could be entirely preachy Anyone who knows Garth born in July. Well, I guess that's You must concerns you. isn't tactfully and kindly told thatfungus on except that this song makes you Brooks knows that his strength a good enough excuse. And eight what If she could she know. want to sing along. It's catchy. lies in telling stories, in creating months, eh? That's just long feet is abnormal then how breath, It's got that gospel-choir-in-the- pictures through his songs. In the enough for The Chase to go qua- See yafungus Ouija background feel to it. ballad "Somewhere Other Than druple platinum. Exercise your right! Meetings held EVERY Friday at Ipm in the 8.0.D. office (right across the hall from the Cord... 3rd floor, Student Union Bldg.) the cord IM»*PT o»«g—r It, I—M Entertainment 27 Jason kills — here's how by Martin Walker 1 stabbed in stomach Teen 24 speargun to eye Vacationer (112) 58 machete thru back Resident (112) 89 knife to stomach Vacationer (m) So it's Halloween! What Counselor (m) 25 disemboweled Vacationer (m) 59 knife thru stomach Resident (112) 90 axe to throat Vacationer (m) would be scarier than Friday the 2 stabbed in stomach Teen 26 machete to chest Vacationer (112) 60 knife in stomach Resident (m) 91 thrown from window Vacationer (m) 13th's Jason coming out of the Counselor (112) 27 machete in throat Vacationer (m) 61 gash to throat Caretaker (0 3 throat slashed Teen Counselor 28 electrocution Vacationer (m) 92 disemboweled Mother (112) dark and attacking you? Scary. (m) 29 poker to stomach Vacationer (112) Part VI - one year later 93 butchered w/ weed eater Doctor how many people Ever wonder 4 throat slashed Teen Counselor (112) 30 head crushed Vacationer (m) 62 fist through mid-section Grave (m) has Well, courtesy Jason killed? 5 auger in throat Teen Counselor 31 cut into pieces Biker (m) Robber (m) 94 axe to head Vacationer (112) of the Cord, provided is a com- (m) 63 stabbed w/ spear Counselor (m) 95 disemboweled Teen Student (m) the people plete listing of all that 6 axe in face Teen Counselor (112) Part IV - a few hours later 64 stabbed w/ spear Counselor (112) 96 stabbed in chest Teen Student (112) were killed in the Friday the 13th 7 shot with arrows Teen Counselor 32 throat cut Morgue Attendant (m) 65 arm ripped & 97 mutilated w/ guitar Teen Student movies (parts 1 through 8). Don't (112) 33 disemboweled Nurse (112) head bashed in tree Survival (0 get confused! Part 1 had Jason's 8 stabbed in stomach Camp Owner 34 knife thru neck Hitchhiker (112) Game player (m) 98 rock thrust in chest Teen Student mother as the murderer and part 5 (m) 35 knife thru stomach Hitchhiker (112) 66 decapitated Survival Game (m) had a guy named Ray doing the 9 stabbed in face Teen Counselor 36 speargun in stomach Vacationer player (m) 99 stabbed w/ cut mirror Teen Stu- (m) (112) deed. But Jason killed in all of the (112) 67 decapitated Survival Game dent chest (112) player (m) lOOspear in back Ship Navigator (m) rest of the movies. Here's a tally: 37 speared in Vacationer 38 machete to chest Mother (112) 68 decapitated Survival Game 101 slit throat Ship Captain (m) Part II -several months later 39 knife to head Vacationer (m) player (112) 102stabbed in chest Teen Student (112) 10 needle to forehead Survivor from (112) 69 butchered w/ machete Survival 103 shot by victim #104 Ship Me- Here are a couple of interesting 40 thrown onto car Vacationer Part I (112) 41 knife to back head Vacationer Game player (m) chanic (m) facts. 11 strangled against tree Old Crazy (m) 70 stabbed with bottle Drunk (m) 104electrocuted Teen Student (112) Man (m) 42 face smashed in Vacationer (m) 71 speared on bike Counselor (m) 105 thrown onto mast Teen Student 1) 58% of victims were male. 12 hammer claw to head Police 43 axe to chest Vacationer (0 72 speared on bike Counselor (0 (0 ; < in wall 106killed when ship sank Teen Stu- 42% were female. Sheriff (m) one dog thrown from window 73 head rammed Girlfriend 13 throat cut Teenage Counselor (m) (112) • dent (m) 2) He killed 21% of his victims (m) 44 butchered with hoe "Jason 74 stabbed in ear Counselor (m) 107killed when ship sank Teen Stu- knives. He killed 2% of his with 14 stabbed in throat Teenage Hunter" (m) 75 head ripped offCounselor (112) dent (0 with . victims weed eaters. Counselor (112) i Mm 76 butchered Counselor (112) 108 killed when ship sank Teen Stu- 3) Almost 30% of his victims 15 machete to head Teenage 77 knife to forehead Police Officer dent (m) J were vacationers and 24% were Counselor (m) Part V - eight years later 109 killed when ship sank Teen Stu- Teen counselors. Only 3% were 16 speared while in bed Teenage 45 chopped in back with 78^head h dP li Offi ( ) dent (0 Mothers and none were fathers; Counselor (m) axe by ftiend Resident (m) 79 spinal cord snapped Police Of- llOstabbed in back Ship Deckhand (except for an old sailor). 17 speared while in bed Teenage 46 flame down throat Hoodlum (m) ficer (m) (m) 47 spike to forehead Hoodlum (m) ' 111 stabbed with needle Hoodlum 4) Jason was stabbed 27 times, hit Counselor (112) - y,*. 48 axe (m) 67 times, burned 3 times, in- stomach Teenage to head Bus Driver run - 49 axe to chest Cafeteria Woman (112) Part VD five years later head rammed w/ pipe Hoodlum over by a car, electrocuted twice, Counselor (112) 112 19 body not found Teen Counselor 50 knife to stomach Killer of #45 80 stabbed in neck Vacationer (112) (m) had a house fall on top of him and (rn) • (m) 81 stabbed in back Vacationer (m) 113 decapitated Teen Student (112) was eaten with toxic waste...bat 51" hedge cutters in eyes Resident (112) 82 fist through stomach Vacationer 114choke to death Police Officer (m) : still survived. 52 head crushed w/ strap Resident (m) 115killed in car explosion Teacher Partrn - one day later , 83 head bashed in tree Vacationer (112) (0 20 cleaver to chest Shop Owner 53 knife gash to neck Resident (112) 84 decapitated Vacationer (m) 116 drowned Teacher (m) Hit List (resident) (m) 54 speared with spike Resident (m) 85 drowned Vacationer (112) 117wrench to head Mechanic (m) m=male f=female 21 needle to skull Craggy Wife (0 55 decapitated Farmer (m) 86 sickle to head Vacationer (112) Jason apparently died al this point Victim Method of Death Desc. of 22 pitchfork to throat Biker (112) 56 axe to head Mother (112) 87 head crushed Vacationer (m) after being Victim 23 pitchfork to chest Biker (m) 57 axe to head Resident (m) 88 party favor to eye Vacationer (0 dissolved by toxic waste (!). World class poetry comes to Laurier K«1H Hi by Michael Johnstone One of the greatest rewards of university life is its wealth of opportunities for exposure to contemporary scholars and writers. On Wednesday, October 21, well-published Ca- ■ STUDENTS nadian poet Rienzi Crusz visited room 5-304 of the CTB to read some of his poetry for ggj a small group of admirers and hopeful writers. Needless to say, Mr. Crusz was incredib- ly inspiring. Born in Sri Lanka, Rienzi Crusz came to Canada at the age of 35. He was taught in English in Sri Lanka and also studied in England, meaning he's no stranger to the English language. Still, as he read, his Sri Lankan accent was heavy, giving his voice a musical, lilting tone which was a pleasure to hear. As a result of his background, much of his poetry involves images of both Sri Lanka and Canada, even in the same line. Subjects he covers in his work include the experiences of being an immigrant, poetics, family, children and religion. What Rienzi Crusz talked most about to the group, scattered between readings and RATE: $7.50 per hour stories, were the trials of just being a writer. At these moments he was most inspira- tional: he had suffered the pain and rejection of being a writer, and stood before the group confident, published, and growing in popularity. "Resolve always to beginning to be a beginner" he quoted from Rilke the philosophy he has followed in his writing career. Write every day whether it's good or bad, believe in your own language, and learn to take rejection constructively were the main points of advice he offered to the group. Most of all, he stressed, do not let yourself stagnate and fall into a complacent mode of writing. By "always beginning to be a beginner" the writer challenges him/herself; risks and gambles are part of learning, whether success- ful or unsuccessful. You don't have to be "fashionable"-just yourself. Rienzi Crusz' sixth book of poetry, titled The Rain Doesn't Know Me Anymore, is available now. And yes, I am planning on picking up a copy. Perhaps the greatest benefit of the evening was discovering that Rienzi Crusz works right here in Waterloo, at the University of Waterloo's library, and that he's willing to talk to writers who come see him for advice and encouragement. For every writer, like any professional, must serve some sort of apprenticeship. xl:!:!:!:!:!:!:":!:!:!:::!:!:!:!:" come to tire special effects photography by chris skalkos layout by karen i rvi ne THE CORD- imhW Ottobar S9, 1992 Comment 29 Laurier students are not apathetic my four years here at Laurier I've come to expect certain things from this campus: high prices in the bookstore, a certain level of social myopia and a love of beer that challenges even the biggest InBavarian. But chief among my expectations of Laurier is the time-honored belief that students at this school are mired in an overwhelming apathy that suffocates even the basest desire to express your opinion, no matter what the subject. As of late, I'm beginning to see an error in my ways of thinking --1 am led to believe that I was wrong. THURSDAY, Laurier students are among the most passionate creatures to ever roam a university campus. OCTOBER 29, 1992 Case in point: last year our beloved Golden Hawks advanced to and won the coveted Vanier Cup, univer- VOLUME XXXIII, ISSUE 11 sity football's highest award. became one giant orgy of spirit marked by capacity crowd at- COVER PHOTO: KEITH ROBINSON Laurier school tendance and a proud display of the mighty purple and gold. More recently, I managed to raise the ire of a good portion of the student body by attacking the music of the seventies, a genre of music that seems to be close to the hearts of most of this campus. A veritable ons- THECORD laught of letters found their way up to the Cord offices - six in total as well as a number of comments given A Wilfrid Laurier University Student Publication via the Cord Feedback Booth. 75 University Ave. West, Waterloo, Ont. N2L 3C5 And I called this campus apathetic? It seems unthinkable. (519) 884-2990 -- Fax: (519) 884-5596 Nonetheless, I'm still having some problems reconciling a few things. Advertising: (519) 884-5092 A few weeks ago, the Students' Union held a Walk-A-Thon, followed by a free concert given by the talented people of the Musicians' Network in support of finding a cure for the AIDS virus. Strangely enough, EDITORIAL BOARD a negligible amount of people showed up to show their concern and support. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Pat Brethour Likewise, elections here at Laurier have always been punctuated by a frighteningly low turnout. This past Sheldon Page NEWS EDITOR Monday's election for the BOD - the body that oversees the spending of student monies and general campus NEWS EDITOR Ingrid Nielsen ASSOCIATE life - offered a similarly sparseattendance (roughly 12%). ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Feizal Valli But what truly confuses me October of The Cord, a picture and editorial ran about ASSISTANT ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR.... Jennifer O'Connell is this: in the 8 edition SPORTS EDITOR Evan Bailey the brutal and senseless beating of a Laurier student at the hands of five others here on campus. The follow- PRODUCTION MANAGER Rente Ward ing week a single letter of outrage found its way into the pages of The Cord, and to date only two have ad- GUEST FEATURES EDITOR Your Name Here dressed the incident. Here is my question: why? Why did practically no one show up to that Walk-A-Thon? Why do these STAFF elections fail to produce a respectable turnout? And most of all, why weren't the pages of this paper in- Production Assistants: undated by cries of outrage and sadness after one ofour own was beaten nearly unconscious in an act of ran- Gail Norton dom and barbaric violence? Lynn McCuaig If we had renamed the AIDS Walk-A-Thon the "First Annual Freddie Mercury Walk-A-Thon for AIDS" Scott McKay would it have produced a massive number of participants? If Bill Kubas decided to run for the Board of Classified Co-ordinator Libbi Hood we see a voter turnout over thousand? And if Steve Miller was found beaten sense- and Filing Virginia Parker Directors would of three Circulation a mob Copy Editors Tom Tanner less at the foot of the Athletic Complex, would the streets be filled with of outraged fans demanding Julie McAlpine the public execution of the thugs who dared to carry out such a heinous act? Would the letters page be over- flowing with letters of indignation from at least nine Laurier students? CONTRIBUTORS: Unfortunately, the answer is probably yes. Amit Kapur, Scott McKay, Michael Rosenblatt, Mark Hand, The Laurier student body might have convinced me that it is not the apathetic bunch I've come to expect Rosalind Wilson, Janine Wolfe, Kevin Watson, Ryan Feeley, but, in doing so, they've also convinced me of something else; Laurier students are among the most mis- Brian Craig, Jason Harmer, Martin Walker, Rick Cole, Michael guided of any I've ever met. They are passionate about the most immaterial issues and passive about the ones Johnstone, Wendy Jackson, Dave Guerin, Christina Craft, Chris that matter. Werynski, Jim Lowe, Dave Liptrott, Adam Holt, Mark Piffl, It would seem that good government, apocalyptic social diseases and random violence don't merit the at- Nathan Cullen, Paul Gray, Paul Tibbel, Fraser Kirby, Cathy Jo Noble, Patty Chippa, Jim Boyce, Carey Waters, Crawford tentions of this school's masses; their passions are already spoken for in the stands of Seagram Stadium and Samuel, Phill Kinzinger, Rose Blackmore, Mike Loeters, Lee on the dance floor of the Turret. Hewitt, Doug Morton, Stephan Latour, Heather Mundell, Greg Sloan Editorial by Feizal Valli, Entertainment Editor Production: Andrew Cameron, Karen Irvine, Sonia Haslam, Doug Morton, Wendy Masters, Steve Doak, Julie McAlpine The opinions expressed in this editorial are those ofthe author and do not necessarily reflect those of the rest Photo: Tom Szeibel, Sheldon Page, Scott McKay, Keith of The Cord staff, or its publisher, WLU Student Publications. Robinson, Ken McGuffin STUDENT PUBLICATIONS TREASURER Rosemary Banks SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN Vacant Mandatory meal plan PHOTO MANAGER Chris Skalkos Photo Technicians: Eda DiUso Graphic Arts Technician Kathleen Honey an extravagant ripoff ADVERTISING Dear Editor, any of it dollar Manager ! Jamie Neilson This is directed at the comment of Earl Rayner, for dollar. I put Ad Production Manager Brian Craig Personnel & Administrative Services re: this question to Ad Production Assistants Erik Green Director of you: if there Paula Kalijarvi mandatory meal plans (October 22). The only Sales Craig Kelley choice students are given is 1) live in residence and was an option, LETTER OF Hope O' Heron pay an extravagant, mandatory non-refundable would students .... John McHutchion amount of money for a meal plan or 2) don't live in opt for residence. It just so happens that I love residence "residence with THE WEEK BOARD OF DIRECTORS life and have been in residence all four years. Be- mandatory meal Martin Walker, President fore Bricker was built I was forced to eat two years plan" or Brian Gear Sean McLean worth of (cold) cafeteria food. There was no choice "residence with the option of a meal plan"? Sure, Allan Lee Phil Kinzinger if I was to be in residence. Yes I realized that Dawna Michael Rosenblatt those first year residences aren't designed for Maclvor residence and meal plan comes as a package but I Christina Craft (ex officio) everybody cooking at once but that can be changed _____ still to this day don't believe that it is justified. You and my quarrel is with the fact meal The Cord continues its regular publishing year revitalized by the weekend that plans are can't possibly say that residence students have a not optional, are CUP conference. Any Letters to the Editor must be submitted typed and double- over-priced, and the fact that there choice - each one, with the exception of Bricker spaced by Wednesday, October 14, at 12:00 pm for the following publication. But, is no competition. Thank goodness for Bricker! we can only print letters that bear the author's real name, telephone number, and students, is forced to pay $1838. and eat that value ID. number (if applicable). All submissions become the property of The Cord in over-priced food with no chance of retrieving Jonathan Harrison and we reserve the right to edit or refuse any submissions. The Cord will not print anything in the body of the paper considered to be sexist, racist or homophobic in nature by the staff as a voting body, or which is in violation of our code of ethics. By the way, our offices are on the third floor of the Fred Nichols Campus Centre. Cord subscription rates are $15.00 per term for addresses within Canada and Corrections and $18 clarifications outside the country. The WLUSU Board is chronically laid back. The offices of The Cord are incredibly friendly and accessible, especially if - you have a good attitude towards editorial perogatives. The Cord is printed by the A headline in last week's Cord, "WLU to lose up to 12 full time most excellent people at the Cambridge Reporter. jobs", may have given the impression that WLU plans to The fire 12 Cord publishes each Thursday. Kudos for this issue go to everyone, even people. In fact, the university plans to reduce annual we Cartoonist (who doesn't fall off the chairs nearly enough). The Cord is a wage costs member of the Ontario Community Newspaper Association (yuck) and a prospec- by the equivalent of 12 full time jobs. tive member of Canadian University Press, and how those CUPpies party. All commentary is strictly the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily -Paul in the story open represent those of the Cord staff, the editorial board, or the WLU Student Publica- McQueen "Election forum" was reported as tions Board of Directors. being against an elected First Year Council. McQueen actually Copyright (c) 1992 by WLU Student Publications, 75 University Ave. West, favoured electing the Council. aterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5. No part of this publication may be reproduced wi out permission of the Editor-in-Chief. Especially if you work for the Business Office. THE CORD 30 Comment 2SS °ct*h*r **■ an Student demands answer from Union LETTERS EDITOR THETO The Cord's Letter Policy Dear Editor, • All letters must be submitted with the author's name, student identification It is October 21, 1992, and I've just been booted out of the Niobe number and telephone number. Lounge for the umpteenth time in my four years here at Laurier by • All letters will be printed with the author's name, unless otherwise requested. someone claiming to have booked out the lounge that evening. If true, • Letters must be received by Tuesday at 2:00 pm for publication in that week's why does the Students' Union find it necessary to book out the only issue. quiet lounge on campus? • Letters must be typed, double-spaced and cannot The Niobe Lounge is the only lounge on campus where a person exceed 400 words. • to letter, can sleep or study in peace, at least until someone comes along to The Cord reserves the right edit any but will not correct spelling and kick you out, forcing one to move the uncomfortable and usually grammar. noisy library, just so they can have their club's move night (or • The Cord reserves the right to reject any letter, in whole or part, that is in whatever). Surely, every room on campus can't be booked so that this violation of existing Cord policies, specifically : letters which contain personal one of a kind lounge has to be taken over. Granted, I don't use the attacks, or defamatory statements. lounge on a daily basis but I'm sure many students do, and I can't be- lieve I'm the only one who is annoyed by this practice. Obviously, the lounge is used heaviest during midterms and finals and I think it would be reasonable for WLUSU to stop booking the lounge out during October, December, February and April., if not completely abolishing the use of the lounge. I anxiously await a Don't blame regarding annoying practice. Quebec, response from the Student's Union this Darren Clauws Disenfranchised grow up instead Dear Editor, that all Germans are Nazis, I suppose. pissed off It will not necessarily be the French who will be As for the Oka situation, would any other pro- voter responsible for the breakup of the country, it will be vince in this country be capable of handling it bet- ter? It is not just because the people involved Dear Editor, would not even accept). Now call bigoted people like Scott McKay. The issues of this were French that it happened the way it did. The federal If I've been very pissed off me stupid, but what was the CRO referendum do not rest solely on the French. What government was also involved, and the natives did about something about WLU, it thinking anyways, eh? When the about the Aboriginal people? Many people I have not responsibly happened today. This is my sec- WLUSU is having problems spoken to who are voting "no" are doing so for rea- behave either. With regards to Mr. McKays problem with the ond year at the greatest university trying to get people to come out sons that have nothing to do with the French. distinct society issue, perhaps he should consider in Canada (and I hope Macleans' and vote in the first place, I can't But, for the sake of argument, let's say the a place where the majority of people speak an- smartens up this time). I believe believe he would exercise the entire issue is the French people. If Mr. McKay that language, and are of a different culture may totally in the democratic right to stupid policy. But I didn't stop wished to acknowledge anything about Canadian other from the rest of the country. I vote and when I was declined to there. I went up to WLUSU and history earlier than 1969, he would remember that very well be distinct lived in Montreal for the first ten years of my life, vote for board of directors be- asked Christina Craft and the French were here first. They established the first on family's experience, I feel that I cause of a "strick" policy regard- Alexandra Stangret about my colony, an entity which was known as New France and based my am imformed enough to say that Quebec is indeed a ing student ID, I got furious. All situation and they couldn't even in 1608. To do this, they usurped the natives' land. the very different and special place from the rest of thanks to the Chief Returning Of- figure out the problem. Alex went 155 years later, the British took everything that not mean that Quebec is supe- ficer, he said I needed my student down to the Concourse with me French had accomplished away from them, Canada. This does rior, just different, men and women are distinct ID or two pieces of picture ID. I to vote and the CRO still would motivated by pure greed. Is that not a good enough from each other, but they are still equal. Mr. told him I forgot my student ID at not give me a ballot. I get in- reason to try and compensate both the Aboriginals McKay should keep his paranoia in check. home but I had a current driver's volved with about six or seven and the French, here in 1992? True the Conquest Finally, the comment that shocked and sad- license and numerous valid things at WLU, and when I can't occurred 230 years, but consider what the place we dened me, more than nay other aspect of Mr. signed identification. The CRO help WLUSU by not getting call Canada would be like if it had never happened. McKay's article, was the final paragraph. Is having had the nerve to ask if I had an refused a voting chance, I think It would still be a part of France, French speaking, two languages printed on a cereal box really so of- old high school ID card (which it's very lame. completely French. And we can't find it in our is, I don't blame Quebec for not all are signed and frankly I Andrew Hopper hearts to give some of their losses back to them. fensive? If it then Mr. McKay is saying that if Quebec gets what it wanting to leave Canada. Nobody should care, or is asking for, it will not appreciate it. He illustrates even think twice about such a small thing. Do you, this point by citing the FLQ crisis as an example. Mr. McKay, believe that only English should be One thing that he is forgetting, among all the printed on cereal boxes? If you do, then you are cynicism in his article is that the FLQ was com- considering the English to be superior, and doing f prised of radicals, and all of their supporters were exactly what you have accused the French of doing. radicals as well. (By the way, it was Pierre Laporte, And, if you really think that the entire French lan- Pen a letter I profanity, then I would lie to say to you: je I not Pierre Porte who was kidnapped and sub- guage is sequently murdered.) The ordinary Quebecois were pense que vous devez grandir. scared to death about what was happening, as was L. Spence Ifol^gCorcfJ Mr. McKay would have us think Andrea Pierre Trudeau. New Club for special needs students the If a students feels that their that right. This club is an indication of Dear Editor, with exceptionalities, providing and not men- The Special Needs Office is support network being developed I am a member of the newly readers, tutors and in-class problem is unique above; we wanted to let please to see this new student by and for WLU students with formed group SPESH (student notetakes. Other services include tioned know that Judy Bruyn and club develop. The office is will- various special needs. providing extra special help). arranging and administering them Ginn, try ing to be of assistance as an in- Jeannette Parsons This was developed by stu- alternative final examination ac- her assistant, Susan will club formation resource for the group. SPESH, Advertising dents who use the services of the commodations, monitoring the their best to establish appropriate Special Needs Office (SNO), but level of physical accessibility of accommodations for that need. students to who felt the need for a student- the campus and its buildings and We encourage their needs, and ask run club to support and assist stu- recommending modifications speak up for Diehard Jay they dents with a variety of needs. based on needs, priorities and for assistance whenever may Dear Editor, The members of SPESH felt availability of University funds. require it. However, if a student I am writing this letter for the hundreds of people I have argued that students at WLU are not in- Additional services include feels embarrassed about going to have with in the past over my loyalty to the Toronto Blue Jays. We formed about what the function providing alternative formats of the SNO, we urge him or her to washed-up debated about the Jays being a "choke team", "a group of of the SNO is. This letter, there- texts, and other printed course contact SPESH. This may be nobodies", and that "they were not really Canada's team". attempt to provide stu- materials (tapes, large print or done by leaving a message at the fore, is an Since early Sunday morning, things have been vastly different. with this information, out- braille format), providing ad- WLUSU office for Jeannette Par- a dents The cynics have disappeared and bandwagon jumping has become lining facilities resources vocacy support and providing sons or Christine Vanditelli or the and favourite activity. they have and the problems the numerous assistive devices such calling Jeannette at 579-0786 or I am willing to bet that most, if not all, of those people who ques- office is able to help students as Kurzwell Personal Readers, Christine at 725-8293. victory tioned my faith in the Jays were somehow caught up in the with. wheelchairs, FM systems for The members of SPESH feel believe celebrations. Let me just say thank you to all those who didn't These services are providing voice amplification and transmis- that everyone has a right to an ed- diehard for making this World Series championship even sweeter for information resources and sup- sion, TDD, height adjustable ucation, including those who Jays fans like myself. port regarding appropriate ac- study tables and computer termi- need to receive information and Now if only the Leafs could win the Cup... commodations to meet the aca- nals, CCTV with automated table assistance in an alternate manner. demic needs of Laurier students and braille printer. Please don't hesitate to exercise Brian Gear THE CORD nvdw. Octobmr 29, 1992 Comment 31 Thoughtless Tampons Infected Dear Editor, To my distress I found on the wonderful and capable staff and Please consider printing this floor of locker W3l a discarded student personnel would be to to reach just one person on cardboard tampon injector. report to the wrong people. campus. She is someone who Yecch! In due course, I removed Because the cardboard needs help in her lifestyle. it the female who left it in such a tampon cover may very well have This am, when the white- disgraceful place needs to know been a potential vector for some haired grannies took over the that WLU is "in" to recycling, but microbiological contaminant, it is well-managed, clean and wonder- NOT cardboard, and worthwhile to suggest that pre- SHOOTINGFROM question: that kind of TheTHE LIP ful WLU pool for exercise, I was not in that purple, vertical, front- vention is needed. What's your best using the women's locker room. door opening recycling bin; that Some woman, in future, just is a locker and not a blue box. might become infected. It may be Hallow'een prank? Other women using the locker one of your readers; it may be WLU jobs room, both students and ex- one of my granddaughters in an- patriates like myself, were other few years. The shots: similarly appalled that a woman Let's clean up our act. are safe would be so thoughtless of her Helen L. Reesor action, and complain Dear Editor, to to the M.D. Your second page headline in The Cord entitled "WLU to lose up to 12 full-time jobs" is totally incorrect, and deserves immediate clarification and an apology to those who have understand- Pure staff shit ably been disturbed by this head- Dear Editor, "I whipped-creamed my boss Perhaps I'm over stepping my boundaries by saying: "When it line. car." comes Feizal VaJli doesn't know his ass from his elbow". The text in paragraph 7 states: to music think so, as many of Cord reader may agree. "Eliminating 10-12 FTEs doesn't But I really don't you Laurie Duvall Last week Feizal interviewed Laurier musician Matthew Os- necessarily mean that 10-12 jobs Second yearBio-chemistry no problem with the interview. Actually I was surprised will be lost, Wilgar said". I would borne. I had give him the time of day. Regardless, Valli confirm that the headline is there- any musician would Matthew out after telling fore clearly misleading. ended his column by telling how walked sucks. I barfed when I read this. I thought Keith Robinson's article goes him Neil Young almost bad. This column in Cord is nothing on to clarify the meaning of "full "Die Seventies Die" was The time equivalent" (FTE), where more than shit smeared on paper. job restructuring, retraining and Sure everyone has their opinions. But you can't make a clubhouse redeployment can all be imple- sandwhich with shit and bread. This meaning, an opinion must be mented to attain the cost saving backed with some factual information or explanation. To say "Neil to say targets without necessarily cost- Young sucks" without, or even with an explanation is absurd ing full-time jobs. the least. I would ask that, in the future, Feizal, not once this year have you backed up any of your out- the headline reflects the honest landish claims. The true measure of an era, a band or a solo artist is and helpful intent of the article. not how many times a song of theirs is overplayed in a bar. To be Apart from this headline, I con- hones your column holds less water than a dixie cup with a hole in it. gratulate The Cord this year. Maybe it's time you sought work with the National Enquirer where your touch of humour mixed with your uncanny ability to write pure Jim Wilgar bullshit would be much more appreciated. "Two words: panty raids." Chair, Human Resource Devel- opment and Redeployment Study Derek Barry John Siambani Team Third year Business All tears are real Dear Editor, forget." passionate words were very Each of us has a story to tell, Man is the only species which moving, and I would like to share and Dr. Manorani has resorted to mass destruction. this strength of spirit with which Saravanamutto's story is a shock- Though memories of the she lives. The message she ing window into a world where Holocaust prevent global warfare, projects through her words and human life is no longer sacred. smaller crises have erupted and her actions is that individuals can Very few of us in the priviledged civil wars rage for years in Sri make a difference. Maybe oyu western world will ever face the Lanka. But even after ten years of can't become a missionary or a loss of our freedom. But Dr. conflict, Dr. Saravanamutto does volunteer, and maybe you can't Saravanamutto lives in Sri Lanka, not perpetuate the hatred which give money. But it is in your "Driving through Burford and in 1990 policemen entered drives some to kill. "The tears on hands to change the world. Turn and throwing lit at her house and arrested her son, a both sides are just as real, to a person near you, someone firecrackers the Burfordites." well-known journalist. Thirty-six whether they be mothers and you love, and put your arms hours later, his body washed up wives of militants or of vil- around them! Love can liberate Carolyn on a beach; his jaw had been lagers." and motivate. Vermeulen Fourth year Biology broken and he had been shot in Dr. Saravanamutto's calm and Jennifer Denomy the head and neck. On October 19, the doctor spoke to the staff and students of Wilfred Laurier University, describing the fear Redekop corrects Cord that many Sri Lankans live with Dear every day. Editor, You and your staff are to be commended for the informative articles, in She told of another woman the October 22 issue of The Cord, which focused on the October 26 national who watched her son's body referendum. Unfortunately, however, some false statements were presented in wash up on another beach. This the second last paragraph of the article entitled, "Breakup likely if Accord woman turned away weeping, fails". This error was doubtless the result of a misunderstanding. refusing to identify the body be- It is my view, as I thought I had explained in the interview, that very cause she feared for the safely of serious economic consequences would be associated with a separation Parti electoral victory A the rest of her family. But Dr. referendum following a Quebecois in Quebec. Parti "I took a really drunk guy up victory, in turn, would be much more likely if the October 26 Saravanamutto has no other fam- Quebecois north and dropped him off in the ily. referendum on the Charlottetown Accord failed. woods." For almost three years she has reflected view concerning very serious eco- been The article accurately my fighting for justice, and is nomic consequences if the "No" vote would win in a future Quebec Barry Symons now being sued by the policemen referendum. Given the fact that the statement, "These events could occur be- she accused. Though her public fore the referendum", described my views less than a week before the Octo- Fourth year Cruelty profile grants her a degree of im- ber 26 vote, many readers may have logically and correctly concluded that munity, she stll faces an element the referendum to which I referred was not that of October 26 but the Quebec of danger in going to court. How- referendum which Jacques Parizeau has promised to hold if his party should ever,she accepts the risk, because come to power in Quebec. The week or so between the interview with me and the October 26 referendum would hardly have been sufficient time for the she believes that "the most impor- serious economic developments to unfold. tant thing is not to let people forget. Rick Cole and Tom Szeibel People would like to John H. Redekop, Ph.D. Professor Department of Political Science [by THE CORD 32 Comment Ttmraday, October 11, 199a High heels high torture we by Janine Wolfe question of how far should be I decided to wear high heels it will have to hide a myriad of was one of incredulity and ob- willing to go to sacrifice our com- to school today so I could prac- insecurities: "I'd better not trip on vious glee. new something - learned fort for good looks. I mean, how tice for a show my cousin asked the hem of this wedding dress I tried it again. This time she being woman about a many inches of heel on a me to model in. She manages a but there's only a three foot drop took me aside, laughing, and said today: high heels are not shoe do we as a society I woman's bridal shop which is holding a off the runway, so if I do, it won't "Well, Janine, you're definitely a are very fun. Sure, they - much consider attractive? show in Toronto, and of course I kill me only maybe the person I white girl. Reeeal white. You to the female figure, but Now, I realize that currently flattering ain't got no rhythm!" Her gentle they are pure torture to the feet sandals are in fashion, so there criticism didn't offend me at all. that wear them. First let me ex- are some people who are purely What is the purpose of wearing "I'm a determined woman", I plain why I, a sane normal per- practical - and I bless them for thought. "If millions of women son, would even consider wearing that. But compared to high heels, high heels anyway, and is it worth can learn to walk in these things, to begin with. I would liken to a gazelle's high heels which then why should I be the one hooves, -1 mean the agony suffered? who Doesn't everyone, whether a graceful sandals can't?" guy or a girl, want to feel attrac- Birkenstocks - the ones that allow After today, wearing those tive? Guys, when you see a pair toes to spread out as they your couldn't say no to a chance to flit land on. blinking things to school and of high heels walk by doesn't it - make foot should naturally your down the runway in yards of "Am I smiling enough? Too back, with a backpack full of catch your eye just a bit more look Neanderthal, or like the flat, romantic silk, eyelet and lace. much? Too toothy? Can anyone books slung over my shoulder I pair than, say, a of Nikes? The wide feet of a Roman footsoldier Just wait 'til my boyfriend tell I don't wear high heels that might add, I'm not so sure I want trying to at point I'm get is the in 34 B.C. sees the pictures, I thought. He'll often? I hope I'm swinging my to be the woman who can. flip! He'll probably propose to hips enough, and that it looks nat- Incidentally, I remember my me on the spot. ural, not as if I just learned how Dad telling me the story about But what he won't see (if I'm to walk like this in the past two having a very large lady wearing CORDFEEDBACK real good) is the hidden grimace weeks." stiletto heels step on his foot of pain on my face, because the Oh yes. That reminds me. I when she was disembarking from We're here to hear. darned shoes I'm wearing are cannot neglect to tell you about a Toronto street car back when he two, maybe three, maybe four that. When I agreed to model for was a young student. Her heel (Who knows? I can't count!) in- my cousin, she took me out onto punctured both his shoe leather issues - more coverage events at WLU Good coverage of student of ches high - on the heel. On the the balcony right away to practice and his foot, much to his pain and before they happen toe there's maybe five mil- strutting in front of all my rela- her apparent ignorance of his —Sabrina Genemia limetres, if I'm lucky, between tives visiting for Thanksgiving. plight. me and the hard reality of the That is when I discovered that Shouldn't something capable This issue is absolutely excellent - everything I expect a student paper floor. somewhere in my feminist up- of causing such harm to both to be If I work hard at it, I may bringing I have completely lost wearer and wearee be outlawed, -Dan Pineau manage to learn how to wiggle that time-honoured, man-luring the author muses somewhat when I walk down the runway knack of swinging my hips when whimsically. What is the purpose be a feature. Welcome back Men on Sports. They should regular with the model's characteristic I walk. Marilyn Monroe even cut of wearing high heels anyway, -Wendy Wood flair - first, the right hip and the one of her heels half an inch and is it worth the agony suf- left shoulder forward, step; then shorter than the other to achieve fered? Pink Ink incredible as usual. Keep it up Denys Daivs! Eventually the left hip and the right shoulder this effect. Now I wondered if I, I figure people wear heels for they'll get it. Scott McKay made me think too. Good stuff. forward, step. too, must follow in her footsteps one reason only - because our —Niki Westman And so on. Head must be up, (however painful and silly that culture has the idea that heels are erect, shoulders square, and, of may need to be). attractive. (like Would like a legal resource column to answer legal questions, course, I must remember to smile I walked from one end of the Sexy. Landlord/tenant questions). at all times. Even if I can master balcony to the other in my heels, I don't buy the argument that —Janis Pearson the 'walk' perfectly, the smile trying to appear as alluring as heels lift a woman inches above will be the most difficult because possible. My cousin's response continued on page 33 Referendum insert was awesome! Entertainment section looked really good and the review on the Hip ruled! —Lee Hewitt Give Pink Ink more space and cut that Hand guy right out. Er... wait a minute... —Mark Hand Chuck Chu Lee Hewitt rules - get more articles by him. Looks good. —Shawn Hodges Great feature. Gotta love that Bored Watch. constitutional Retrospect —Brian Gear The week in review by Pat Brethour though he was acclaimed. He knew that what he coverage on the WLUSU BOD by-election. Great semester, the Students' Union has an was doing was illegal. But he chose to do it Brooks —Sharon election. And, each semester, the Students' anyway, in order to damage Jim Lowe's campaign. -- Union has an election scandal. You'd That's probably why Lowe decided -- initially was no Paul Coleman being in town. If press Each There notification about think that the fall by-election would be relatively to appeal the election. He later withdrew his chal- was making why wasn't it posted around release too late for paper uneventful, unmarred by controversy. lenge. campus? Clark Chu, a current member of the Students' But Chu's actions damage much more than just —Susan Santa Maria Union Board of Directors, has made sure that this one individual. His actions undermine the by-election was anything but boring. legitimacy of this election, and those elections to major work!!!, Entertainment is fabulous... but needs Chu was campaigning in front of the Concourse follow. -Marcus Yang polling booth on the day of the Students' Union The Election Council - empowered to oversee election. Chu was telling people to vote for Kerri the proper conduct of elections -- considered Chu's volleyball team looks good this year, let's see some more The men's McCartney — and not to vote for Jim Lowe. actions "wholly inappropriate and warranting dis- coverage of their games. Earlier in the election campaign, Chu and Lowe cipline". They considered it such a serious matter Koskela —Jason had faced off at the Students' Union first Open that they forwarded it to the Dean's Advisory Forum. Council [DAC] - the final court of appeal for stu- should be treated as a distinct and Like Quebec, Business students Chu tried to challenge Lowe's assertion that the dent matters. Therefore we should have our own column. well cultured society. Students' Union Board was arrogant and con- The DAC may decide to impose some penalty - —Michael Bolton temptuous of students. Lowe — who had obviously upon Chu they can fine an offender up to $500. done some research on Chu's meagre contributions Most likely, they'll deliver a slap on the wrist We a poetry or student "deep thoughts" section. We need more need to student politics — demolished Chu's arguments Considering that Chu's actions could have cost creativity. handily. the Students' Union and Student Publications $1 -Roland Guy So, the stage was set for another flareup be- 000, stronger action is needed. tween Lowe, the rogue candidate, and Chu. Chu, in his utter disregard for the bylaws of the Young Sorry, Neil doesn't suck. Evidently, Chu took out his hostility by telling Students' Union, has shown himself to be unfit as a -Kevin Rogers voters not to vote for Lowe. Director. While he was venting his anger, he managed to He should resign, or failing that, be impeached Feizal, who has to deal with I feel sorry for Entertainment writer violate election bylaws, and threaten the integrity of by the other members of the Board. Any other ac- reactionary redneck Classic Rock knuckleheads. student elections. tion by the Board condones Chu's irresponsible be- -Steve Sobizul Any campaigning on election day, by a candi- haviour. date, an agent or a supporter, is illegal under the Mr. Chu, it is time you resigned your position - 3&4, Massey Hall. Missed concert listing Jethro Tull, November Students' Union's bylaws. on the Board. It's the least you can do, considering -S. O'Brien Chu must know this election bylaw, even the damage you've done. the cord Comment 33 Sapsuckers and Shakespeare the "w" key). don't drink coffee. come from? The guy is obviously here? Please excuse me if I tend to The Yellow Belly Sapsucker a corporate creation to lure mil- Oh no! After fifty-six hours of do that again or if I unintentional- is a timid woodland creature that lions of soulless country fans into no sleep, the hallucinations are ly babble on for no apparent rea- feeds on small insects and chil- buying more useless country starting. I now see hundreds of son or cause saying absolutely dren. It usually builds its nest in music. This Cyrus joke and one-eyed purple monkeys with THE LAST LAUGH nothing significant or Bolton big blood-dripping fangs by Kevin Watsen coherent the toupees of elderly men, and is Michael "no talent" white for sentences and sentences caus- one of the most butt-ugly birds should get together and do a carrying machine guns and whis- art "Sleep. Sleep. Where thou ing one big run-on sentence that found in the world. charity concert for "Useless tling the theme to Hogan's is o'elusive creature. For there has caused every English teacher Sorry, that's part of my Record Company Creations That Heroes. none so spare and sought after since grade one to pull out their Forestry 101 class project. Gee, Will Ultimately End Up In In view of my immediate as you." hair, assault you and then have a part of this article must be in my Nowheresville Working at death, I Kevin Watson, being of Bill Shakespeare. parent/teacher interview where Sapsucker project. McDonald's." totally unstable mind and body (Don't quote me on that.) they tell your parents you are a Speaking of Yellow Belly As you can see, I get very bit- hereby declare myself insane and Remember when total moron and will never make Sapsuckers, where the hell did ter when I'm deprived of sleep. am in no way responsible for the that word actually held it to university writing big long this bloody Billy Ray Cyrus guy Who let these damn bats in words I have written in this issue Sleep.some meaning. sentences that never stop, kinda Remember when it meant resting like what I'm doing now. during the night. Remember Anyway, on to the point of when eight hours was a good the story. What the hell is the Where's the money? nights sleep, not three or four. point of this story (excuse me Well I don't. while I read over what I've just by Amit Kapur going to abandon the next genera- what they pay out in taxes. The word 'sleep' for me now written). tion (us) with an enormous 400 Does this mean I can go into a means: whenever I have time to Sleep! That's what I was writ- the hell has our (or 500, 600, 700,...) billion dol- grocery store and take anything I close my eyes, be it walking, ing about. Actually I shouldn't be money gone? What lar debt which we will have to want without paying for it be- standing or driving my car. I writing, I should be getting some Wheremoney, you ask? The work and pay for while they sit cause I have a right to eat? think the phrase "spontaneous sleep. Maybe I am sleeping and money that both our government on their butts collecting retire- The Canadian tax system was nap" accurately describes my I'm dreaming that I'm writing and our past generations have ment income. originally designed to have amount of sleep. this totally meaningless piece of stolen from us. Everyone always blames the wealthy people pay more so that In fact, I feel one of my naps crap. Maybe my whole life is a In the upcoming election year politicians for wasting so much those people with fewer op- however, even they portunities live better. coming on right dream, along with the whole of 1993, the adults of this country money, aren't could stupid enough to waste over $30 However since everyone now nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww world, the entire universe! Maybe must ask themselves what they billion a year. People must realize wants in benefits what they pay wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww reality is God's dream. Oh~oh, are leaving for their children. that government officials are into the tax system, the govern- wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww* starting to philosophize. More Through their greed, ignorance, on simply agents for the Canadian ment has no choice but to tax the wwwwww (sorry, fell asleep coffee, need more coffee. Hey, I and just plain stupidity, they are society as a whole. people who cannot vote, namely Ask anyone whether they the future generations. would vote for a person who Stand up to the electorate, you would drastically raise taxes and say? Let's just say that if a sitting Optimism best cut services, which needs to be government doesn't give the Ca- done of balance the budget. In ad- nadian population what it wants ly benefit in some way. The dition to them giving you a in terms of services, another, un- my decision does have an effect. by Scott McKay elected members will make deci- baffled look, you would get a flat scrupulous government can easily The outcome will form the en- sions that will have an effect on "NO!". be voted in which will. vironment in which we all live. is 10:20 Monday morn- us as students, but the school is Why won't old-age We, the future generation of But, as with the BOD elec- ing. I have made three not going to fall apart if some- pensioners give up government Canada, must stand up for our tion, all the parties involved think important decisions thing does go wrong. All the can- pension benefits if they are rights. It is out future earnings It that their way is best. Whatever already today. I voted in the didates have good intentions so making tens of thousands of dol- which will be taxes to pay for the happens we are safe with the referendum. I voted in the BOD the outcome will have a positive lars off their investments? They consumption of the past. It is our thought that the winning side is election. I decided to get out of effect regardless. say they have a right to it. dream which is being stolen from to create a situation bed. The most important decision, The second decision I made attempting Why won't wealthy individu- us. and most importantly, it is our (hopefully) I feel, was to get out of bed. was on the referendum. Although that is best for all. als give up health benefits to ease hope for a better future which is Right? No matter what the outcome my one little vote will have a mi- government costs? Because they being trampled under the weight I mentioned above, the of the BOD election we will like- croscopic impact on the results, As have a right to receive in benefits of greed and ignorance. most important decision I made today was to get out of bed. Tomorrow I will do the same and for many more days, I trust. Each Heels hurt day is a new day and we must CEREBELLA by Ryan Feeley awake new hopes. We must continued from page 32 to if with every clomp your torso is put misfortunes in the past. Not her former self, thus transforming swaying out of control. forget them, but learn from them, her into a powerful figure of Don't try this if you suffer use the experience to make today authority. No, I don't buy that from vertigo. The only thing better than yesterday. one at all because when I had my worse than going down stairs is Optimism is the best ap- black spikes on today, my main going down hills because with proach. For people that have had thought was "If I fall, will some- each step you are trying to slow a hard go in the past with jobs, one catch me?" Not exactly yourself down, which makes you economy, relationships or any ex- thoughts of feminine domination, step down even harder, which in- perience that did not pan out as as you can see. creases the level of pain and con- planned, this approach is a big For anyone who has never striction in your toes. first step. I look back on my past worn a pair of heels, this is how it Ah, yes, don't I love being a twenty-seven years and cannot feels: all your weight is centred woman when this is what society begin to count the ups and downs on the ball of your foot and the expects me to withstand in the of my life. delicate bones of your toes. Add name of femininity. It never occurred to me that the weight of whatever you are I'd like to say that I don't having a positive outlook was so carrying. Also, take into account grudge models their fame or their important, so beneficial to a per- that the base of the heel has an loads of money. As far as I'm son's mentality. To dwell on bad area of only about one centi- concerned they deserve every experiences of the past is to stunt metres squared, if that, so (right cent if they can manage to sashay growth of character. Looking about now) your ankles feel as so gracefully down the runway, ahead with a positive attitude not wobbly as your knees do when super-heels on their feet, and still only builds a desirable character, you have the ladder shakes. manage to smile for the camera. but also helps encourage those It sure ain't as easy as it looks. around you. An advantageous An exquisite sense of balance And maybe, just maybe, I can contribution to the future of all is required, and excellent vision, persuade my cousin to let me humankind. because you know that any loose wear heels that are only an inch I am not a religious person. I object on the floor will cause a and a half high, or even flats. I'll put my faith in people. If we all rather sudden fall from grandeur. negotiate with her. Do you think hold our heads high and look Perhaps the worst thing you can it will work if I tell her that at one ahead with an optimistic view do in heels, however, is to of the weddings I attended this there is no reason, no govern- navigate stairs. summer the bride wore sequined ment, no economy, no anything Going up is a cinch - it's the Isotoner slippers? Now that was a that can stop tomorrow from down part that makes you feel as smart move! being a better day. THE CORD 34 Comment Tfmmimy, October 11, lm Automobile augmentations modify cars a little bit this way more head-room, and a ass" would make your viewpoint / asked himiiow. and bingo, no more cluttering redesigned stick-shift unit for the clear. He said that he would start Also, for those pricks who CAR crap in the back seat. over-active female libido. with cars and move on from highbeams Speaking of sex, I think a few don't turn down their there. CARPING same line, a approaching you, a super- On the nice self- adjustments to the rear shocks ~ when "This is your last chance, with Mark Hand contained toilet in the driver's making them go up and down highbeam attachment that senses Hand," I said. "If you give me seat would eliminate those dis- -- when the other driver doesn't turn some piece mindless mind- finally decided what rhythmically would really of gusting stopovers at gas station make certain activities more theirs down and automatically candy, I'll make sure you never I'm going to do with my fun. dung-traps. For Rolls Royces and Hey, make them go to the beat of switches yours on would certainly come within ten paces a key- life: I'm going to design of I've stuff make it a bidet on wheels make my life easier. board again." cars. the music too, and "Paradise By (just pump it in from the wiper the Light" So you see, I could easily He nodded, sheepishly, I mean it. I've got some Dashboard would real- fluid and your asshole will never ly have a kick to make a living designing cracked his knuckles, and wonderful ideas for improving it. freeze over either). A automobiles. These simple adjust- promptly proceeded to produce automobiles. Allow me to share a good condom disposal unit would make those unseemly ments alone could make me a the piece of triteness you see be- few with you. think, if Uniroyal Tires Just bundles of gooey rubber you find small fortune. fore you now. First of all, we've got to solve got into that angle they could in parking lots all over the world Yes, it feels good to find your AHHHH! one of the most annoying things a subsidiary called have a thing of the past. niche. You're right about one thing, about cars these days: the wind- "Urinaroyal". Throw in an auto- For annoying drivers, a few Now, what can I do to make Hand. Your designs and improve- shield wipers. Have you ever got butt-wiper you've - matic and simple changes would equalize the ordinary home a better place? ments sure are simple just like noticed that the windshield all the luxuries of home. Make it the driving experience: instead of their creator. wipers never ever wipe to the to the beat of the music like go brake lights, install one of those Editor's note: God, here we go You can tell your pal Bill (and beat of the music you're playing? the wipers and bingo, you're light-dot sign boards to flash up again. Hand approached me with his sister) to drive both their cars All you have to do is add one of rocking. some witty messages to would be another idea. "I want to write a offa short pier and into a nuclear those nifty co-ordinating devices tailgaters. You know, simple helpful column," he said. "I've reactor about to experience melt- like they've got in those dancing My pal Bill's sister gave me a a message like "Back off, asshole" changed, and I want to improve down. beer can thingies to the wipers few ideas too. Instead of built-in or "Stick your nose up your own the world." Car Carping is recalled. and bingo, gone is that major an- child seats, go for a more effec- noyance. tive restraint and just pack built- Another important change is a in straight jackets, to keep the waste disposal unit in the floor- litde rug-rats in line. Referendum boards that just dumps your trash She also suggested a few on to the street. Hell, they've got modifications to the driver's seat: street cleaners already, so just better tilt steering wheels for is a two-letter word won, and that they were even by Mike Rosenblatt would mean that Senate reform more happy just to get it over would be separate from wandered into my floor with. Their attitude is not surpris- aborigional rights. WOMEN WORDS lounge in Willison Hall ing, since I myself felt that the Although this would be a on Monday night and more time consuming process, we by members of the Women'sCentre 1 whole entire process took far too went to tarn on the TV to find out much time and money. would be able to find out if the the results of the federal With a package deal like the people were against Senate by Rosalind Wilson referendum. By that time, CTV accord, we also have no gauge as reform, aborigional rights or the graduating students flock to Career Services in order to was already announcing that the to what part of the accord of- distinct society clause. question check their status on the various interview lists, the Charolettetown accord had been fended people enough to vote it With the way it stands now, As"Will I get a job?" is on everybody's mind. We all know that killed by the one province who jobs are scarce, and this makes it easy for women to think that the dif- the accord was most meant to ap- ficulties they face in getting jobs and promotions are no greater than pease: Quebec. those faced by men. This really didn't surprise me, Despite significant legislative advances, there are still very real since the No forces had been obstacles to both the entrance and advancement of women in profes- strong at work and most press We have nothing to sional fields. predictions had determined that Women are seriously under-represented at the senior management the No side would take that pro- work from, only a two level and in many professions across the board. While the introduc- vince. tion of preferential hiring in more progressive industries is designed What did surprise me how- letter word. to eliminate this problem, the current vocal backlash against such ever was the results in the rest of policies has caused women to question whether they are entitled to Canada, with most provinces the jobs that they are receiving. voting a resounding No! Only in Negative and misinformed comments about the preferential hiring three provinces did the Yes side policies practiced by the government, educational institutions and pri- win. This shows a vast division down. we have no exact idea which part vate industries make it important to clarify what preferential hiring among the provinces. I of the accord caused people to actually means. The results also show that the hope that the next time we go through this, vote against it We have nothing Current preferential hiring policies state that if there are two can- leaders of some provinces are out and you can be sure that there will be a next time, to work from, only a two letter didates equally suited for a position, and one is a member of an of touch with their constituents that the issues are separated. This word. under-represented group, then the FINAL decision criteria will be one since these very leaders created of sex or race. and ratified the accord in the first This does not mean that women or minorities receive jobs that place and when asked their own they are not entitled to, it means that they are the best candidate for people didn't back it. BLOCS BY JAY McCALLUM the job and they are being given an opportunity that they have been Perhaps this should serve as a MENTAL denied in the past. wake up call to the premiers, not Women shouldn't feel as though they have been given something to mention Brian Mulroney and that they don't deserve, and men should not feel as if they have been the federal government. denied something that they do deserve. In a world of equal op- Before the final results were portunity, employers are merely ensuring that their statistics support confirmed, some of the experts such a mandate. that said that the failure of this Preferential hiring aside, the battle is not over once women have accord would result in the dis- established a secure position in a professional occupation. There are solution of the country. still barriers to advancement. After the results were tabu- Despite common belief, women do experience many frustrations lated, they were sitting around a trying to overcome these barriers. In conversation with a close friend, table singing a different tune. whom I had previously thought was lucky enough to be working for a They were now saying that the progressive company that did not tolerate sexism, I learnt that out- failure of the Charlottetown ac- standing performance is not always enough. cord was no big deal and that life She related a recent incident in which she had created an advertis- would continue the same as al- ing campaign for an important client, but had not been able to present ways with no adverse effects on her work due to unspoken but well understood 'management prefer- the nation. ences'. The campaign was given to her male colleagues to present to This is a large turnaround in a the client and she was left feeling both frustrated and unappreciated. matter of hours, and it shows the When I asked her why the issue was not raised with her superiors, hypocrisy of the analysts and the she explained that in tough economic times, the company could not media. risk 'upsetting' clients even though they did not support the attitudes. After watching the TV for While women have advanced rapidly in recent years, we about ten minutes, I was joined shouldn't let ourselves slip into a false sense of security, because by other friends who said that we're not there yet. they were glad that the No side the cord- - OcfT 19, 199M Classifieds 35 Quality word processing by a uni- I will do term papers, theses, Learning at Laurier - Exam Prep- Counselling Services, Upper SL J / \ versitY graduate (English). Fast, resumes with computer and laser aration Workshop on Tues. Nov. 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