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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student at Carroll Collected. It has been accepted for inclusion in The aC rroll News by an authorized administrator of Carroll Collected. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Men’s soccer American Gangster wins O.A.C. CN review of the newly Soccer team makes the released hit. Arts & Life, championship round. p. 6 Sports, p. 14 THE ARROLL EWS Thursday,C November 8, 2007 Serving John Carroll University Since 1925N Vol. 84, No. 8 Sexual City Council bill affects assault reported Max Flessner JCU off-campus renters Campus Editor Max Flessner Campus Editor A female John Carroll Univer- Highlights of the proposed ordinance sity student reported that she was University Heights City Council sexually assaulted on campus by a unveiled legislation last Monday non-JCU acquaintance early on the night that could have a significant morning of Oct. 27. impact on John Carroll Univer- Unlike many of the previously sity students who rent property off reported sexual assaults at JCU, this campus. incident occurred outdoors. Campus Four proposed ordinances were Safety Services and the University introduced that gives the city the Heights Police Department were ability to revoke a renters permit to immediately notified and the suspect a landlord. This ability states that if was arrested on campus shortly a renter gets three violations of city thereafter. ordinance their renters permit can He was taken into custody but be revoked. This would mean that Timothy Peppard, chief of CSS, said within a year, if a rental property had he was not aware if the suspect was three citations of any kind, includ- still in jail. ing noise violations, the city would The suspect has been indicted by have the power to remove renters a Grand Jury for rape, and, accord- from their home by revoking the ing to Peppard, will also most likely landlord’s renters permit. near JCU students. He referred to be indicted for kidnapping. The ordinance cites several JCU students as “ideal neighbors.” A kidnapping charge would ac- reasons for the necessity of the bill. Two JCU students also spoke. company the rape charge because These include that tenants whom Mayor Rothschild responded to “in some cases you cannot commit require excessive police visits, and the comments by saying that she one crime without committing the repeated violations of law stemming understands how JCU may feel like other,” Peppard said. from these properties place an undue they are being targeted by this, but In an instance of rape, the victim burden upon the city’s housing in- they are not. “You’ll have to take needs to be held against their will, spection service and/or safety forces. my word on that,” she said. which is what would constitute the The ordinance also claimed that Mayor Rothschild stressed that kidnapping charge. those owners have refused to take this is simply a first reading and Because a rape charge constitutes any responsibility for the negative “there is time to adjust it [the or- a felony, the accused would have actions of their tenants. dinance].” been transferred to county custody Junior Adam Milanovich Members of the public who Photo by Max Flessner upon arrest. University Heights spoke at the meeting included a From left to right, Law Director Fischer, Mayor Rothschild and Vice-Mayor does not have the jurisdiction to landlord who both rents to and lives Please see RENTERS, p. 2 Zucker sit during Monday night’s City Council meeting. prosecute a felony. Winners of University Heights UH Candidates come to JCU City Council election Caitlin Huey-Burns form and each stressed the need for He said he wished to meet the best Assistant Campus Editor better communication in improving interests of everyone in order to University Heights’ relationship create a “safe and inviting” neigh- STEVE D. BULLOCK The need for effective dialogue with JCU. Councilman Steven borhood. between John Carroll University Bullock said that challenges to this Councilwoman Win Weizer FRANK CONSOLO and its surrounding community was relationship could be overcome by spoke about housing issues, rec- the thread of the University Heights “going beyond the liaison which ognizing that University Heights KEVIN PATRICK MURPHY candidates open forum last Monday. the University has created with its rentals are leased to more people STEVEN SIMS Five out of the seven candidates community.” than just John Carroll students. running for council were present Councilman Steven Sims spoke She also applauded the University PETER BERNARDO at the forum, four of which were of the financial challenges within for choosing Sasaki to develop the incumbents. the community and acknowledged Master Plan. She said that in order All candidates were given five the tension between the University *According to boe.cuyahogacounty.us minutes to speak about their plat- and the city in which it resides. Please see FORUM, p. 3

Index Inside this issue of the CN Campus 2 Campus Arts & Life Sports World News Arts & Life 5 Features 10 See an in-depth preview of The CN reviews the play “Syl- Exactly how did the Mount States in the southeast are run- ning out of water supplies. Casual- Sports 12 the Executive Board candidates via.” Also Arts & Life Editor Rachel Union football game go? Also, see and the Student Union presiden- Szuch reviewed the hit comedy the volleyball wrap-up and Sports ties in Iraq are lowest since the World News 15 tial race. Also see a profile on group Cowboy Don. Find out why Editor Chris Ostrander’s Two in March of 2006. Don’t forget about Editorial Op/Ed 17 Colleges Against Cancer. p. 2 the restaurant Tastebud’s got a stel- the Box. Don’t forget to check out Brad’s Journal and The ‘08 Update. Classifieds 20 lar review from its critic. p. 5 Streaks and the scoreboard. p. 12 p. 15 2 Campus November 8, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News

Friday, November 9 Colleges Against Cancer comes to JCU Michael Krause together in the spring semester,” cancer on everyone’s minds, not just Wellness Conference Kate McCall said Cocco. “But this year, we when Relay comes around. The goal The Carroll News thought we would do it right. Usu- is to raise awareness by bringing The annual Beta Chi Wellness Conference will ally, CAC is started first, and then cancer to the forefront.” take place from 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Denise Ben-Porath With Relay For Life still months Relay is brought about. That is what Next semester, CAC will help will be the Keynote Speaker. To register, please away, a group on campus has been is happening this year.” run Relay For Life. Last spring, established to keep the John Carroll contact [email protected] or visit http://secure. Although CAC has had a good JCU’s Relay was no. 1 in the nation University community up-to-date response, Cocco said that meet- for the enrollment of 2,500 to 4,999 jcu.edu/ce/ceregform.asp. on events leading to Relay. ing attendance could be higher. students. This year, the Relay will be Colleges Against Cancer, one of An event that CAC is currently held April 26-27. SUPB Movie Series the newest organizations at JCU, is working on is the Great American “The goal for this year’s Relay is now making its presence known. Smokeout, which will take place on $120,000,” said Breon. “The theme, The SUPB will be playing the movie “Superbad” in In October, the group sponsored November 15. as always, will be to celebrate sur- the Donahue Auditorium of the Dolan Science Center JCU’s first Power of Pink day, which CAC will be working with the vivors and caregivers, remember at 7:30 p.m. There will be free prizes at the movie. highlighted the fact that October is group Kick the Nic to plan the day. those who have passed from cancer Admission is free and all are welcome. Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Cocco said that the day is asking and fight back cancer by raising According to junior Sam Cocco, smokers to not smoke for 24 hours. money for research.” Relay For Life’s Event co-chair for “Hopefully, this one day of not In 2006 alone, it was estimated RA Applications mission, the day was very success- smoking will lead them to quitting,” that there were over 500,000 deaths ful. “The shirts we sold went like said Cocco. “Kick the Nic will actu- from forms of cancer. With advance-

Resident Assistant applications will be available they were gold bricks,” said Cocco. ally be running the events, while the ments in technology, and plenty of

Campus Calendar from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. in the Office of Residence “We also handed out about 700 pins, national CAC gave us information money being raised for research, the Life located in the D.J. Lombardo Student Center. which we thought was great.” to hand out.” future is looking brighter. CAC president sophomore An- Cocco also mentioned that on the “Success with CAC and Relay drea Capasso said that there are four day of the Great American Smoke- combating cancer will be accom- Monday, November 12 subsets of CAC. “The four strategic out, the effects of second-hand plished in three goals,” said Cocco. directions of CAC are education, smoke and standing 50 feet away “Short-term, which consists of advocacy, survivorship and Relay from the door while smoking will getting the campus excited about Finance Association Event For Life,” said Capasso. “We hope be emphasized. helping a cause. Long-term, which to hold activities that fit all four Sophomore Bill Breon, co-chair means making a significant contri- The Finance Association will host Northwestern Mutual of these and will benefit the JCU for production, said in the spring bution. And then longer-term, which at 8 p.m. in AD 226. Northwestern Mutual is looking for community.” CAC education campaigns will is curing cancer.” students interested in internships and full time hires. All Cocco said that CAC was brought continue, but, “The main focus will More information dealing with students are welcome to attend. to JCU last year before Relay. It did shift to Relay.” either CAC or Relay can be found not get off the ground until later on Breon said that CAC is a great online at www.jcu.edu/relay. If any Segundo Montes Memorial Lecture in the school year. This year, a dif- way for people inspired by Relay to student is interested in becoming ferent approach was taken. get involved and continue support involved with the group or event, The annual Segundo Montes Memorial Lecture will take “When we did Relay last year, it of the fight against cancer. “CAC contact Andrea Capasso at aca- place at 7 p.m. in the Jardine Room in the Student Center. was very rushed and only brought can be a year-round thing; it keeps [email protected]. The lecture is named after one of the eight innocent people murdered in San Salvador by the Salvadorian army in From RENTERS, p. 1 members up for election on the Leiber was one of the two JCU UH City Council attended an open 1989. students to speak. disagreed with Mayor Rothschild’s forum at JCU, sponsored by The Professor of Political Science assertion of this bill not targeting the Carroll News. Sara Schiavoni said that what Tuesday, November 13 JCU community. Several council members stressed troubled her the most about the “This bill is definitely designed the importance of improving com- ordinances was the way the legisla- to target students. Everyone knows munication relations between the tive process was handled. Cultural Awareness Series that citizens of University Heights University and the city of University “Ordinances such as these should don’t get along with JCU and es- Heights. have been vetted in a public forum The Center for Multicultural Affairs and the Programs pecially the Carroll kids renting in There were three members of where both the John Carroll com- in Applied Ethics will sponsor a seminar, “Diversity and the area. Student Union at the meeting to munity and residents of University Inclusion: It’s Not About Counting People, It’s About “This bill is just the next move in represent JCU. Heights could have engaged in a Making People Count.” Dr. Steve Robbins, who came to the city’s process to cause as much This included senior Senator constructive dialogue of the issues,” the U.S. from Vietnam, will discuss issues of diversity. The turmoil for the University and its Andrew Omastiak, junior Class said Schiavoni. students as possible,” he said. President Patrick McDermott and She also said that the ordinances lecture starts at 7 p.m. in the Donahue Auditorium of the Milanovich added, “It sounds to sophomore Senator Catherine seemed to have been drafted with no Science Center. me a lot like the city is running out Leiber. knowledge or input from those who of ways to go after Carroll students Leiber and McDermott are both will be affected the most. SUPB Meeting and this is one of their final moves running for Executive Vice Presi- “I find this especially troubling to do so.” dent of the JCU Student Union on given the recent attempts by the

The weekly SUPB meeting will take place at 9 p.m. in The ordinance will be voted on November 12 and 13. University to engage the community the Jardine Room. by the UH City Council during their No current members of the Stu- in discussions,” she said. next meeting, on Nov. 19. dent Union Executive Board were The ordinance was introduced by The introduction of the ordi- present, nor were any of the Execu- Mayor Rothschild and the Council Thursday, November 15 nance came exactly one week after tive Board candidates. as a whole.

Mr. University The women of Kappa Alpha Theta will be hosting their Campus Safety Log annual Mr. University Talent Show at 7 p.m. in the Kulas Auditorium. Tickets are $2 and may be purchased in the October 27, 2007 October 30, 2007 atrium during lunch and dinner time or at the door the A student reported a sexual Theft of a general parking night of the event. assault had taken place permit was reported at 3:58 outside of Murphy Hall at p.m. Poetry Auditions 2:57 p.m. November 4, 2007 Auditions for the OMA Spoken Word Poetry Contest October 27, 2007 A student reported a shower are from 5-7 p.m. in the Student Center. Please call 216- A student reported an exit head had been torn down in 392-4185 or e-mail [email protected] to schedule a time to a Campion Hall bathroom audition. sign down on the first floor of Campion Hall at 12:37 a.m. at 9:34 p.m.

Great American Smokeout October 26, 2007 October 28, 2007 November 5, 2007 An event will take place in the D.J. Lombardo Student A student reported ceiling A shower curtain with a burn A bookbag was reported Center from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. providing information tiles down in the hallway of mark was reported in Murphy stolen from Millor Hall at dealing with the Great American Smokeout – an event that Murphy Hall at 1:03 a.m. Hall at 8:46 p.m. 8:59 p.m. will be taking place nationwide. - Compiled by Caitlin Huey-Burns These incidents are taken from the files of Campus Safety Services, located in the lower level of the Lombardo Student Center. For more information contact x1615. Campus 3 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn November 8, 2007 Campus Briefs CSS Clarification Rumors around campus that a classroom was recently locked-down due to a threat made by a student towards the professor of the class have been confirmed untrue by Chief of Safety Services Timothy Peppard. There was zero threat and CSS made a mistake, according to Peppard. A day in which Peppard was away in a meeting word came that there was a possible situation, and with little information CSS decided to send an officer over to the classroom. The officer made the decision to lock the classroom down, which means that the door is locked for the duration of the class period and the officer waits outside the classroom for a substantial amount of time. There was no need for either, according to Peppard. “If we had known ahead of time what we know now nothing would have happened,” he said. Peppard heavily stressed that the student did nothing wrong and there is no truth to the rumors that a threat of any kind was made. There was not even a conversation between this student and Photos by Max Flessner the professor. Several University Heights City Council candidates spoke at JCU on October 29. Pictured on left is Win Weizer, top right is Steve Bullock, and bottom right is Peter Bernardo. High School Musical Tickets University Heights City Council Candidates present their The Office of Student Activities is giving away free tickets to see “High School Musical” on Saturday, No- platforms at an open forum hosted by The Carroll News vember 17 at 7:30 p.m. at the Palace Theatre. Seventy tickets are available on a first come first serve basis. From FORUM, p. 1 candidate running unopposed, said the largest tax payer in University One ticket is available per person. If you are interested that the community, “does not want Heights. please e-mail Donna Bares at [email protected] with your for this plan to be successful, “we students to be treated as second class Weizer responded to a student have to solve this deep, deep mis- citizens and in turn the students have fielded question of why the com- full name, e-mail, contact phone and whether you will trust that has developed between the to remember to act like citizens.” munity is so reluctant to allow need transportation. All students who receive tickets city and the University.” All five of the candidates present nighttime football games. must submit a $10.00 deposit by Monday, November Kevin Murphy, the youngest said they would oppose the $250 “Whenever you do any kind of 12 and a ticket will be given to them at that time. The council member, expressed interest student tax proposed by the absent change, there is a problem within in retaining JCU students in Univer- Frank Consolo. the community and we represent the deposit will be given back to students who present their sity Heights after they graduate and Bullock said, “I think it’s a community as a whole.” High School Musical program from the performance to helping them buy homes. terrible idea. We already have the When asked how the community the Office of Student Activities on Monday, November “We love having JCU in our resources, we just have to look at should deal with the possibility of 19. There will be a waiting list in the event that students backyard,” Murphy said. “The only how we share costs.” noisy students out late at night, way to help this [tension] is to be in Murphy said, “The University Murphy said, “If you live in a col- cancel their tickets. Please direct questions to Donna communication with each other.” has been our greatest asset and it lege town, you get what you get. Bares at Ext. 4288. Peter Bernardo, the director of makes no sense to tax that asset.” You have to take to good with the planned giving for JCU and the only Bernardo noted that JCU is already bad.” JCU Theatre Production The JCU Department of Communications and The- atre Arts presents the play “Sylvia” written by A.R. Presidential Candidates at JCU: Gurney and directed by Martin Friedman. The play portrays a Manhattan couple who, after 22 years of If elected, Delaney Is qualified because: raising children, moves to the suburbs. The husband’s plans to: career is winding down while his wife’s is just tak- ing off. The husband brings home a dog named Syl- - Allow student - Has the drive to via who ultimately causes tension between the couple. voices to be heard and inspire change and The play will run on Friday November 9 and Saturday, addressed the experience to November 10 at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, November 11 implement it; has at 2 p.m. Tickets are $7. For more information or to re- - Support student or- strong commitment to serve tickets, please call 216-397-4428. “Sylvia” will ganizations and Greek leadership and service be performed in Kulas Auditorium. Molly Delaney Life in all endeavors Major: Psychology International Careers Panel

The Center for Career Services and the Center for If elected, Stoltman Is qualified because: Global Education are sponsoring an International Ca- plans to: reers Panel on November 14 from 2-3 p.m. in the LSC Conference Room of the student center. Panelists from - Listen to - Offers a fresh several international organizations, including the U.S. different voices and perspective on school Department of Commerce, will talk about their profes- concerns of students issues; is on the sional work and experiences and offer advice on how on campus and able to men’s soccer team students can begin a career in international services. represent them in the and is fairly active on The event is open to all JCU students of all majors. Jon Stoltman administration campus For more information, please contact Judith Aungst at Major: Psychology [email protected]. For other executive board candidates, see p. 4 - Compiled by Caitlin Huey-Burns 4 Campus November 8, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News Student Union Executive Board candidates Executive VP:

Pat McDermott Cat Leiber Major: Political Science Major: Political Science Year: Junior Year: Sophomore Fact: McDermott has served two terms in SU as Fact: As a member of the Senate Committee for both a Class President and Class Senator. He is Community Affairs and Service, Leiber wants to also an R.A. in Murphy and in One-in-four, the improve relations between the University and male anti-sexual assault group on campus. University Heights. VP for Programming: VP for Judicial Affairs:

Stephanie Bianchi Carolyn Pici Nick Habursky Jason Robinson Major: English Major: Business Major: Political Science Major: Business Year: Sophomore Year: Sophomore Year: Junior Year: Sophomore Fact: Bianchi has Fact: Pici is the Annual Fact: Habursky is the Fact: Robinson is a been on SUPB since Events Chair for SUPB. current VP for Judicial current member of the freshman year. Affairs. judicial board. VP for Business Affairs: Eric Doremus Shaylyn Mahoney Major: Political Science Major: Accounting Year: Sophomore Year: Sophomore Fact: Doremus is Fact: Mahoney believes that currently the chairperson students have the right to voice for the facilities and their opinions about how their securities committee. money is spent.

Andrea Capasso Major: Political Science and History VP for Student Year: Sophomore Organizations: Fact: Capasso wants each organization to have a voice. 5 The Carroll News Artswww.wjcu.org/cn & Life November 8, 2007 ‘Sylvia’ offers wit and laughter

Photo courtesy of Keith Nagy Jon Sauline (Greg), Emma Taylor (Sylvia) and Amanda Heywood (Kate) star in this year’s lighthearted and entertaining fall production of ‘Sylvia.’

at JCU. She appeared in last year’s “Heidi THEATRE REVIEW Chronicles” and is a veteran of the Marinello ‘Sylvia’ One Acts. Portraying a dog didn’t come naturally. Taylor said, “[It’s] a challenge... because I’m definitely a cat person... so I literally had to do research on dog ‘mannerisms’... but its fun!” The director describes the play as “very funny and witty” and I agree. The plot is set in New York City in the present day. The audi- Lena Chapin ence joins in Greg (Jon Sauline) and Kate’s Staff Reporter (Amanda Heywood) lives soon after they “Sylvia,” the Department of Communi- relocate to the city from the suburbs. cations’ fall production, is full of wit and The couple recently became empty nest- entertainment. The play celebrated its opening ers and are adjusting to their new life. Kate night on Nov. 2. busies herself with her new job as an English Written by A. R. Gurney, “Sylvia” tells the teacher. While she is teaching Shakespeare at story of Greg and Kate, a middle-aged couple inner city schools, Greg is having work issues who adopt a friendly stray dog. of his own. The play itself was first performed at Stage One day at the park, a bit of reality nuzzles I of the Manhattan Theatre Club on May 2, right up to Greg in the form of a Labradoodle 1995. It starred Sarah Jessica Parker, Blythe with a name tag that reads Sylvia. There is an Danner and Charles Kimbrough. immediate connection and he can’t help but The play received the Drama Desk Award take the little lady home. Kate is apprehensive of the new addition to the family and insists and a nomination for Outstanding Play. The Photo courtesy of Keith Nagy show continued for 167 performances before that she can stay on a trial basis only. The cast of ‘Sylvia’ engages the audience and keeps them laughing. closing in Manhattan, but it continues to be As the play continues, Sylvia and Greg performed in theatres across the nation. grow closer, causing Kate to become a bit As for the main human characters, Amanda acquaintance and the transgender marriage Now for its run on the Kulas stage, the jealous. It begs the question, will Sylvia bring Heywood and Jon Sauline, their acting was counselor. play is directed by John Carroll University a catastrophe or a dog-gone good time? superb. For college students, they both made I found the play lighthearted and entertain- theatre professor Martin Friedman. The sets, Sylvia’s dialogue is by far the best part very convincing middle-aged characters. ing. It engages the audience and gets a good including the beautifully intricate apartment, of the play. If a talking dog doesn’t make They delivered their lines with authority and number of giggles. The plot is a bit predictable were designed by JCU theatre professor, you laugh already, her lines will. They are poise. and it starts to drag a little in the second act, Keith Nagy. snappy and hilarious. It takes a very intel- Heywood’s character, Kate, adds humor but the actors keep it entertaining. Lighting, costumes, and sound were ligent dog to quote the Odyssey and she does and emphasis to her lines by quoting Shake- The play provides a nice escape from the designed by Michael Simons, Lee Homan it quite well. speare. She did an excellent job with her papers and tests that are starting to pile up and Tim Sklodowski and Eric Simna respec- Taylor definitely has down the mannerisms dialogue, which if delivered incorrectly could this time of year. tively. of a prissy pooch. Even her dismounts from have been rather corny. “Sylvia” is running all weekend. Show The cast includes Emma Taylor, Jon the couch are reminiscent of an actual dog. Sauline’s facial expressions and acting times are Nov. 9-10 at 7:30 p.m. There is Sauline, Amanda Heywood, Bridget Carey, I also enjoyed the character Tom, a sarcas- skills shine throughout the play. He manages also a Sunday matinee showing at 2:00 p.m., Dominic Paratto and Taylor Nagy. tic dog book expert whose dog, Bowser, gets to keep you interested even though the play Nov. 11. Sophomore Emma Taylor stars as the a little frisky. Dominic Paratto masters this is fairly predictable. All performances are in Kulas Auditorium. jubilant namesake of the play, Sylvia. This character, and even though he is only in two Bridget Carey and Taylor Nagy also do Tickets are $7. Call (216) 397-4428 for more is Taylor’s second main stage performance scenes, he really enhances the play. an excellent job in their roles as the alcoholic information and reservations. 6 Arts & Life November 8, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News Tastebuds is healthy and affordable Price Range: Soup Du Jour: $3.50 Pizza Du Jour: $3.95 per slice Salads: $4-$8.50 Hot Sandwiches: $6.50 Wraps: $5.95 Daily Specials: $8.95 Sides: $1-$2.95 Desserts: $1.50-$3

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Catering: Private rooms are available for parties of 8-16. Call (216) 344-1770. Photo courtesy of www.tastebuds.com Tastebuds restaurant offers private dining for parties larger than eight simply by booking 48 hours in advance. RESTAURANT REVIEW Tastebuds offers a cafeteria style menu. generous portions. two-person tables to the larger bench style This means that each day has its own spe- Also, be sure to try their Greek pasta which seating. Tastebuds cial meal. I went on a Thursday and had the is penne tossed with roma tomatoes, spinach, Everyone who comes in enjoys more then 1400 East 30th Street Lemon Pepper Chicken. It was delicious, but artichoke hearts, black olives, red onion, olive just the food. The already brightly colored I would have been happy with almost any day oil and garlic with grilled chicken, feta and walls hold original work by Tastebuds owner, on the menu. pine nuts to top it off. Bridget McGinity, that commemorates differ- Among the different specials there is also a And, of course, all of Tastebuds’ dishes are ent aspects of Cleveland. Pizza Du Jour served by the slice and offered prepared fresh and made with the finest ingre- In addition to the restaurant, the indepen- with toppings such as roma tomatoes, arti- dients. Tastebuds is by no means your average dently owned and family operated eatery choke hearts, black olives and feta cheese. generic, pre-packaged, or greasy spoon sort of also offers a very wide selection of catering Sure enough there is also a great choice place and the difference is noticeable. options. Tastebuds would be sure to satisfy MJ LaPerch of Soup Du Jour including Aztec Black Bean All of the in-house dining is served caf- any group, whether it’s a business lunch or Staff Reporter Soup, Cream of Mushroom, and Split Pea. eteria style and handed to you just moments just stopping for healthy meal with close I can’t think of three words to better de- Who doesn’t love soup on a cold fall day? after you order it. Since Tastebuds only serves friends. scribe the menu at Tastebuds Restaurant than If you aren’t in the mood for the more lunch, this is perfect for those who work at and I recommend Tastebuds to anyone who the ones that are written below their sign: generous portions offered by the specials, the around their location on East 30th. has a hearty appetite and would like a lunch Tastier, Healthier, Faster. salads are always a good choice at Tastebuds. Tastebuds is a very inviting spot and at- experience that is more than just grabbing a The menu at Tastebuds is full of a great va- Along with your traditional Greek and chicken tracts a very diverse crowd. The large open quick bite. The food is great, the prices are riety of sandwiches, wraps, pizzas and salads caesar salads, there is also an almond orange space well accommodates executives and reasonable and it’s only 15 minutes from that will satisfy almost any type of eater. and a blue walnut salad that are served in electricians alike. It offers the more intimate campus. ‘American Gangster’ is a masterpiece strong self-control, Lucas dominated the dope MOVIE REVIEW market by creating a niche for his own brand ‘American Gangster’ of heroin, Blue Magic, which was twice as potent for half the price. Lucas essentially cut out the middle man by traveling to Vietnam during the heat of the war and purchased his product directly from the source. Military planes carrying the bodies of fallen soldiers delivered his goods and they immediately flooded the streets. Jeff Evans Success quickly brought him money, Movie and Music Critic power and enemies. While providing amply American society has always been infatu- for his family and attending Sunday church ated with the lives of criminals. Classic gang- services, Lucas continued to stay unknown. ster films like “The Godfather,” “Scarface” That is, until he falls for Eva (Lymari Nadal), and “Goodfellas” have remained staples in a Puerto Rican beauty queen. American pop culture. But, what is it that Newly married and on top of the world, keeps movie-goers coming back – the money, Lucas breaks his cardinal rule by wearing an the women, or witnessing the rise and fall of extravagant chinchilla coat that Eva gave him a notorious drug lord? as a wedding gift. Suddenly in the spotlight, Lucas grabs the Even the smartest and most versatile crimi- Photo courtesy of rottentomatoes.com nal kingpins eventually get caught. Whether attention of Richie Roberts (Russell Crowe), Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington) and Richie Roberts (Russell Crowe) negotiate. they are ratted out by a close accomplice a professionally principled yet personally or fail to follow their own rules, everyone troubled police detective. build his drug operation. to live on as a Harlem success story. enjoys watching them go down in a blaze of After becoming the precinct pariah for While teaching his younger brother, Huey Ridley Scott’s direction along with a star- glory, which is why the story of Frank Lucas turning in a million dollars of cash found in the (Chiwetal Ejiofor), to become second in studded cast makes the film an immediate is rarely heard. trunk of a dealer’s car, Roberts is hand-picked command, Lucas begins to feel the strain of classic. Lucas (Denzel Washington) was the ap- to head up a federal narcotics squad. maintaining his trade with the attacks of jeal- Based on a true story, Frank Lucas is paid prentice of Ellsworth “Bumpy” Johnson, a Roberts, along with his group of oddball ous competition. homage through the devotion of truly depict- 1970s Harlem drug czar. Born in North Caro- drug specialists, set their sights on Lucas. As the conflict is resolved, Lucas’ empire ing one of Harlem’s greatest. lina, Lucas moved to New York City to work Tracking his every move and following any begins to crumble and the inner workings of The dead-on performance of each char- under the guidance of Bumpy and learned to lead they can find, Roberts begins to unravel Harlem’s drug trade are revealed. Realizing acter coupled with its intricate plot makes operate under the radar. the mystery behind the family businessman. his reign has come to end, Lucas humbly bows “American Gangster” a guaranteed box-office With a disciplined sense of ethics and Undaunted, Lucas continues to ruthlessly down, allowing for the story of Frank Lucas gem. Arts & Life 7 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn November 8, 2007

‘Cowboy Don’ is outrageously funny CALENDAR: passion, and “if you don’t have it, you’ll figure it out pretty quick.” Check out what’s He also said to, “be prepared to make happening in sacrifices because it is very hard to have a social life when you are performing five or Cleveland this week: six nights a week. But, if you want something bad enough, you’ll do it.” When he isn’t performing hilarious sketch comedy, he works part time in a pre-school. 11/8 According to Reidy, “the benefits are awe- Ronnie Davis & The some and the school calendar is flexible and Pocket Band allows time for performances.” Since forming “Cowboy Don,” Reidy Grog Shop and Murawski have written and directed 9:00 p.m. their own original material and performed $12 at many different venues in the Chicago and the surrounding area, including Second City’s Donny’s Skybox Stage, The Chicago Center 11/9 for the Performing Arts and the 2007 Chicago Sketch Festival. Torque... Their Monday night show was a definite Full Throttle Improv pleasure for those in attendance. The show The Powerhouse Pub was a full hour of hilarious sketch comedy, 8:00 p.m. including everything from a priceless imper- Photo by Rachel Szuch $5 Nick Murawski and Pat Reidy backstage after their JCU performance. sonation of the two main characters of “King of Queens” to a side-splitting sketch about Audio Plus,” and began performing together carpoletunnel. COMEDY REVIEW in 2004. They named themselves after the Murawski performed an extremely en- 11/10 ‘Cowboy Don’ producer of “Sox Audio Plus,” Don Graham. tertaining bit in which he pretended to be Radio Rebellion Presents: According to Reidy, Graham, a Texas native, a policeman named Officer Church. Officer Job for a Cowboy and wore cowboy boots 365 days a year to “keep Church gave a very clever talk about drug Behemoth his roots.” slang as he pretended that the audience was a While at JCU, Reidy majored in commu- group of grade school parents. House of Blues nications and said that a theatre introduction Reidy also performed a solo. His perfor- 7:00 p.m. course taught by Karen Gygli is what spurred mance featured him as a teacher speaking to a $16 him to do what he is doing now. Reidy said, group of junior high school students and their Rachel Szuch “I consider myself an actor, improviser and parents about sex–absolutely hilarious! Arts & Life Editor comedian.” “Cowboy Don” really got the crowd go- Pat Reidy, former John Carroll University In addition to performing as part of “Cow- ing with a bit that had them conversing with 11/10 student, returned to campus to perform sketch boy Don,” Reidy won an Emmy award in 2004 Sandra Day O’Conner from the year 2045. Sick Of It All, Viva Hate, comedy at the Marinello Little Theatre on for his voice-over work on FSN Chicago. He They are even hilarious in their silence, as they Modern Life Is War acted out a very interesting scene involving Nov. 5. He performed with Nick Murawski has also done 2006 Toyota commercials and Agora as the hilarious “Cowboy Don,” in their was the voice of the Chicago Blackhawks for some comical plug and outlet issues. Cleveland debut. the 2006-2007 season. The entire show was a hit, each and every 7:30 p.m. The two met at a 2003 casting call for a Reidy offers great advice for aspiring act kept the audience entertained. The sets $13 Fox Sports Net Chicago project called “Sox entertainers, warning that it requires a lot of were all well planned and very amusing.

11/11 State Radio / The Residents of Y-Haven perform at JCU Beautiful Girls Holly Noffsinger The Carroll News Grog Shop 7:00 p.m. “What’s the Price?” is an original play that $12 was created through a collaboration between Cleveland Public Theatre artists and a handful of Y-Haven Transitional Housing residents. They performed at John Carroll University 11/12 on Nov. 2. Blues Traveler with Located on Woodland Avenue in Cleve- Lisa Bouchelle land, Y-Haven is an organization that helps House of Blues homeless men battling drug and alcohol addictions. 7:00 p.m. Staff members help residents find jobs or $22 continue their education, and also assist in legal matters that a resident may be in. Residents can only stay a maximum of two 11/13 years and if a resident decides to withdraw Photo by Katie Sheridan Residents of Y-Haven Transitional Housing performed at John Carroll University. Dax Riggs / Malajube / himself from the program he is not allowed to re-enter for six months. The program offers the employees’ best interests at heart. with open arms and support to get him on the Beaten Awake / the men privacy and as close to a real home The arrival of a flashy, smooth talking right track. The Muttering Retreats feeling as they can get. stranger named Louis Stone offers the men a They have already performed at Kent State Grog Shop There are currently 133 residents with a surefire way to become instantly successful. University, Cleveland State University, the 9:00 p.m. 12:1 supervision ratio, which contributes to However, his plan would require them to Cleveland Juvenile Detention Center and the the program’s high success rate. follow a system that is considered to be inap- Salvation Army. $8 After the residents of Y-Haven attended a propriate. Pete is hesitant of Stone, but Teddy JCU was not the only college campus on mandatory workshop, they were offered the instantly gets swept up in the grandeur that the group’s performance tour; however it was opportunity to work on a theatrical project. Stone promises him. the largest crowd that they have performed 11/14 Of the 100 residents that attended, 25 chose Portraying qualities that he is invincible, in front of. Larry Reeb to work on the production. Teddy leaves the company in their hour of The group is wrapping up their tour this Cleveland Improv The men that chose to be a part of the need to claim personal glory that he believes weekend at the Cleveland Public Theatre. 8:00 p.m. production worked together to form a script is promised to him by Stone. However, all They will be performing Thursday, Friday and and, with the help of some professionals, the that Teddy is left with is a jail sentence and Sunday at CPT’s Gordon Square Theatre and $10 group came up with “What’s the Price?” Col- Stone’s broken promises. Saturday is their benefit event where they will lectively they wrote the story of two brothers Pete and his faithful employees are reaping perform at the Cleveland Public Theatre. trying to restore their father’s car dealership the benefits of following the 12-step program The program’s benefit show will be held after he has passed away. that his father created. Sunday, November 10, at 8:00 p.m. at the - Compiled by The main characters in this play are Teddy Teddy reappears at the end of the play Cleveland Public Theatre. The benefit in- Rachel Szuch and Pete. Teddy wants instant success for the in bad shape. His lack of control and bad cludes dinner, a silent auction and the perfor- business and doesn’t care how he obtains it. choices left him only with embarrassment mance. If you would like more information on His brother Pete also wants the business to do and shame. Being the good brother that he is, the benefit or the Y-Haven program, check out well, but is willing to take it slowly and has Pete welcomes his brother back into his life their Web site at www.yhaven.org

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Brendan McLaughlin By that statement this past season came increasingly more difficult. Staff Reporter was a success for the women’s vol- The season came to a close leyball team. with the Blue Streaks winning two The most important task the With a record of 12-17, the sev- of their last three, with wins over women’s volleyball team had this enth seeded Blue Streaks gave the Marietta and Wilmington. year was giving inexperienced powerful Mount Union team all they Against Wilmington, the Blue underclassmen the opportunity to could handle, but could not pull off Streaks said goodbye to lone senior make significant contributions. the upset. Melissa Drumsta, and they were But, unlike most rebuilding ef- Despite their early exit from determined to send her off with a forts, this team was able to make a the playoffs, there was an amazing victory. lot of noise in the OAC. Specifically, amount of positives that came out After splitting the first four JCU was capable of hanging tough of this past season. matches, sophomore Mary Eileen with the best teams the conference After a quick start, which in- Dalton scored the game winning had to offer. cluded six wins in their first eight block in the fifth game. Leading this effort was junior matches, it appeared that the young In their first round match against Meagan Gambone who was named Blue Streaks would be a force in Mount Union, the Blue Streaks Photo courtesy of Sports Information to the All-OAC second team. the OAC. jumped to a quick start, winning JCU’s returning starters should prove to be pivotal in 2008. Additionally, freshman Meredith The season continued with vary- the first game, but eventually Mount McDiarmid was named the OAC’s ing degrees of success with wins and Union’s 15 game winning streak further in the OAC Tournament. everyday.” second best freshman. nail biting loses dominating the rest would increase to 16. “[The] young players have re- Each year JCU has improved un- “Coming into this season, our of the schedule. With so many young players ally developed into veterans,” said der Plummer on the court and with goal was to make it into the OAC With games against powerful gaining experience this year, coach Plummer. “They all are focused a deep, experienced core returning Tournament,” said freshman setter teams like Heidelberg, Ohio North- Cally Plummer and her players and realize that in order to succeed, there should be more victories in Cheri Stuart. ern and Muskingum, the season be- should be looking to move even everyone needs to give their best, 2008. Hockey knocks off another ranked opponent Sean Fagan 7-3 win over arch-rival Youngstown the game for the Streaks. son, and was unable to get anything goal, he leads the team with short- Staff Reporter State last Tuesday night. The goal was the second of the going. handed goals with two. Morici fin- The John Carroll University A heated rivalry that started game for Atkinson, his first came in JCU trailed the whole game. ished with two more assists to give hockey team won four straight last year with numerous physical the second period along with sopho- Falling behind 3-0 after one period him a three-point game. games entering last week’s action. contests, last Tuesday’s game was more James Stanley’s tally. and 5-2 after the second. Grandinetti and senior John The four straight victories were not without its fair share of physi- Sophomore goaltender Nick Stanley and sophomore Zack Sullivan each scored in the second the longest streak on record for the cality. Fabrizio shut the door on the Pen- Skook each added goals in the sec- period. Sullivan’s goal ended a team. Nick Morici, the freshman center guins in the third period, stopping ond period, and Priskey scored in lengthy goal-less drought but his The Blue Streaks put together an- who has been an anchor on the Blue 22 shots in the contest and getting the third, but at that point the game deflection goal would prove to be other strong week of hockey against Streaks top line and leads the team the win. was out of reach. pivotal insurance for JCU. three division opponents, winning with 20 points, scored a pair of goals “The YSU game was a solid Fabrizio would be pivotal on The third period was a defensive two of their three games and keeping in the game, including one to open win,” said senior Chris Schmoldt. Sunday to pick up the Blue Streaks struggle as JCU played conserva- themselves in the hunt in the College the scoring against the Penguins. “It was a game we needed in our in their 5-3 victory against Washing- tively and relied on solid goaltend- Hockey Mid-America league. The game was a back and forth division.” ton & Jefferson, stopping 42 shots ing from Fabrizio yet again as they After starting the season 1-3, affair through two periods, with The Blue Streaks entered the against the Presidents. held on for the victory. JCU has won six of their last seven YSU keeping the score at a manage- weekend hoping to extend their win Special teams was the key to “The win against W&J was a games. Two of the victories came able 3-2 after scoring on a penalty streak to six games, however, they victory as each of JCU’s first three good indicator of what kind of team against ranked opponents, three shot late in the second period. were unable to against West Virginia goals were scored either on the we are and the direction we are against league opponents. However, the Blue Streaks ex- University Mountaineers as they fell power play or when shorthanded. heading,” said Schmoldt. Overall, their fourteen points ploded in the third period with 7-3 on Saturday. Skook scored both power play goals JCU travels to Syracuse this rank them third in the College Morici, freshman Ryan Atkinson, The Streaks got pushed around which extended his team lead to six weekend for a two game stint before Hockey Mid-America standings. sophomore Jeff Priskey and junior early by WVU, who leads the on the season. returning home next weekend to JCU kicked off the week with a Louis Grandinetti all scoring to seal CHMA with 20 points for the sea- Morici also added a shorthanded face Syracuse for the third time.

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Women’s Soccer Championship JCU Athletics Scoreboard Molly’s Team 4 OT oct. 30- NOV. 6 Kickin’ Balls 3

Men’s Soccer Championship Women’s Soccer Men’s Soccer Hockey Les Blues 6 OAC Quarterfinals OAC Semifinals JCU 7 FC Goal Me 5 JCU 1 JCU 2 OT Youngstown State 3 Otterbein 5 Flag Football Playoffs Heidelberg 1 Team Levitra 19 JCU 3 JCU leaders: Game Over 6 OAC Finals West Virginia 7 Goals- Daigler 1 JCU 2 OT T-Fat 27 Capital 1 JCU 5 Sickle & Hammer 20 Saves- Zrebiec 5 Washington & Jefferson 3 Volleyball JCU leaders: Mortaci 25-25 Goals- Buxman 2 Team 361 23-13 Volleyball Bernot 1 JCU leaders: Goals- Morici 3 Servin’ Ballers 25-26 OAC Quarterfinals Saves- Demarchi 16 Stanley 2 Peace Mongers 12-8 JCU 1 Skook 2 Efficient Elephants 25-30 Mount Union 3 Atkinson 2 Blackburn 7-28 Priskey 2 JCU leaders: Grandinetti 2 IM Staff 25-25 Kills- Gambone 11 Team Spank 9-15 Digs- Jackson 21 Pacelli Pulverizers 25-25 Team 361 23-17 Sports 13 The Carroll News The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn November 8, 2007 Early mistakes prove costly in loss Game Statistics

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Passing- Football JCU- Petruziello 6-17 45 yards 1 INT Matt Siracusa MUC- Micheli 19-25 308 junior Photo courtesy of Sports Information yards 2 TDs Sophomore Mark Elsaessar set a JCU record with 197 kick return - Lead the way with 8 yards against Mount Union Saturday afternoon. Rushing- solo tackles and forced two JCU- Stover 7 for 8 yds Tim Ertle Field position did not matter on fumbles in the JCU loss to Assistant Sports Editor this drive, as Mount Union would Mount Union. score on a 68 yard scoring strike on MUC- Kmic 18 for 103 yds John Carroll University hoped the first play of the drive. 3 TDs to play David to Mount Union’s Trailing 24-0, the Blue Streaks Goliath in Don Shula Stadium on were called for an intentional Receiving- Saturday afternoon. However, the grounding penalty in the end-zone, JCU- Gingrich 3 rec. 20 yds. Blue Streaks were unable to cast a resulting in a safety, which closed stone against the college football the first quarter with a 26-0 Mount MUC- Garcon 7 rec. 103 yds. Men’s Soccer giants. Union lead. TD JCU dug themselves a hole early. From that point, the Purple Raid- After going three-and-out on the ers would add three more touch- Defense- Matt Demarchi game’s opening possession, JCU downs and two field goals to finish JCU- Siracusa 9 tkls 2 FF sophomore punted the ball over to Mount Union the game on top 53-0. MUC- Rees 11 tkls 2 sacks and gave the Raiders excellent field The Purple Raiders have not al- position. lowed a score in their past 18 quar- - Made 16 saves and Mount Union needed only three ters. Saturday’s shutout was their kick returner Mark Elsaessar, who allowed only two goals in plays to get on the board. The sixth of the season, a new NCAA had 197 kick return yards, which JCU’s two OAC tournament scoring drive was capped off by Division III record. victories. broke the school record for a single a 35-yard touchdown run by Nate The final numbers were not game. Kmic. pretty. Mount Union ran 80 plays JCU will finish off the 2007 cam- On the first play after the score, for 543 total yards, opposed to just paign Saturday on the road against JCU fumbled again giving Mount 44 plays for -2 yards for the Blue Otterbein College. With a win over Union great field position. The fol- Streaks. the Cardinals, the Blue Streaks lowing drive resulted in a Mount “They are the best team in col- would finish above the .500 mark for Union field goal. lege football history,” said head the 22nd consecutive season. Women’s Soccer Another turnover gave Mount coach Regis Scafe. “They have While JCU is mathematically Union the ball on the JCU 32-yard won nine National Championships eliminated from playoff competi- line, this time off an interception. in the last 13 years. They returned tion, don’t think for a second the Elizabeth Diagler Mount Union would find the end 15 starters from their National season finale isn’t important. sophomore zone again extending their lead to Championship team. They are re- “We have a group of 17 seniors

17 points. ally, really good.” and this is their last game. Those Again unable to get anything On the positive side of things, guys put four years into the program - Scored JCU’s lone goal going offensively, the Blue Streaks the Blue Streaks received a solid and we want to send them out a win- in the season-ending loss punted the ball to Mount Union. individual effort from sophomore ner,” said Coach Scafe. against Otterbein.

Two in the box: Evil empire part duex I am going to go out on a limb league; he didn’t need to embarrass and say the Patriots have a chance the Redskins, not one bit. to go undefeated this season, I also Furthermore, the Patriots have Volleyball want to make sure to jinx any chance players like Randy Moss and Rod- they do have. However, going un- ney Harrison. Moss, who has always defeated is not outside the realm of been a bad boy, has perfected the possibility, the only team they play push off and is generally obnoxious. Meagan Gambone that presents any sort of risk is the Harrison has perfected the cheap junior Chris Ostrander Steelers, and I am sure that won’t be shot and enjoys taunting from time Sports Editor much of a contest. to time. Attention Yankee fans, there is Regardless if the Patriots go Let’s recap my case for why the - Recorded 11 kills in JCU’s season finale verse a team in the Boston area that you undefeated and win another Super New England Patriots are pro sports may enjoy rooting for. Hint: they Bowl or not, they are without a new Evil Empire: Mount Union. wear red and blue and the word doubt taking over as the team ev- Their bench boss and players are

Sox does not appear anywhere in eryone loves to hate. generally disliked by many fans and

their name. Not only does their coach not they win a lot. While the Yankees have not adhere to the NFL dress code, he It has been two years since the been able to hoist a World Series cheats. Despite his press confer- Pats have hoisted the Lombardi trophy in some time, I feel that the ences, he does not appear to have trophy, but I am quite sure that they New England Patriots are more than any respect for the teams he plays. will be running up the score on Men’s Hockey someone come February. ready to take over the title of evil Case in point, their 52-7 drubbing of empire from the Yankees. the Redskins two weeks ago. Their defense is just as strong as They have the necessary ingredi- Belichick never coached in col- it was during their Super Bowl wins, Nick Morici ents - unbeatable team, star players lege, this means he never had to and Tom Brady has more weapons at freshman his disposal than he had in the three and loads of recent success. With compete for recognition in polls, their narrow victory over the Colts, which means he never needed to previous Super Bowl wins. The the Pats put themselves on the fast pour on points in an obvious victory. addition of Wes Welker and Randy - The scored three goals track for reaching the Super Bowl. So why didn’t Belichick call off the Moss to Laurence Maroney and Ben and had three assists as the Even Peyton Manning’s endless dogs when his team led 24-0 at the Watson provide the league’s second Blue Streaks went 2-1 last film study could not topple the Patri- half or even when they led 38-0 after best quarterback more than enough week. ots this season, perhaps it is because three quarters? options to score points. the Patriots video staff was peeking I’m pretty sure everyone knew The Patriots are back in power, in on the Colts defensive calls. his team is the most superior in the prepare to be miserable. 14 Sports November 8, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News Men’s soccer takes OAC title, women fall in quarterfinals Colin Hulseman JCU in the semifinal match. The Carroll News The superb play of senior for- ward Alex Bernot was pivotal to This year’s soccer season be- JCU’s championship run. gan with many questions for the It was Bernot who netted the John Carroll University men’s and winning goal in the championship women’s soccer teams. game against Capital. Both teams needed young play- In addition to Bernot’s play, ers to step up this season if they sophomore goalie Matt Demarchi were going to compete for OAC came up big with 16 saves in the two glory. playoff games, including a penalty The men’s team has lived up to kick save late in the semi-finals win high expectations laid out before the against Heidelberg. season started. The OAC title granted JCU Head coach Hector Marinaro and an automatic berth to the NCAA Photo courtesy of Sports Information assistant coach Dejan Mladenovic tournament. The men’s soccer team with the OAC championship trophy. It is the first under Hector Marinaro. told the team before the season that Both assistant coach Dejan Mlad- their success was going to be based enovic and senior Brad Schoenfelt season, including senior defender on the team realizing the excep- said the same thing about the tourna- Natty Naso and sophomore Caitlin tional talent that they had. ment, “anything can happen.” Walton, who received second team Realizing that talent proved to be JCU will open the NCAA tourna- all OAC mentions. the major challenge for the coaches ment by travelling to Ohio Wesleyan Also receiving awards were this season. to face Calvin College tomorrow at junior goalkeeper Michelle Zrebiec “The coaches laid it out for us at 5:00 p.m. and sophomore Elizabeth Daigler the beginning of the season that we The women’s team, on the other who received OAC honorable men- needed to realize our potential, and hand, did not enjoy the success that tion awards. Daigler was JCU’s then the sky would be the limit for their male counterparts did. The leading scorer this season. this team,” said junior Mike Pinter. team suffered a record of 6-10-2 on These players, as well as fresh- “About halfway through the season, the season. men Aleks Quenneville, Val Korb we started to buy into this, and it Coach Tracey Blasius was posi- and Betsy Haigh were integral to the showed on the field.” tive about the season saying that success of the team this season. The team started out the season they played very tough despite only Next year the team plans to take winning just 3 of 8 games during a two wins and two ties in nine games a training trip prior to the season, tough non-conference schedule. in the OAC. which should ensure that the players However, when conference play JCU lacked experience as they are better prepared for beginning began, the team started hitting their returned three seniors at the start of of next season than they were this stride. the season. season. The confidence carried the men While the team’s season came to With strong returning cores both all the way to the OAC champion- a halt with a 5-1 OAC quarterfinal men and women are poised for im- ship. loss to Otterbien, there is a lot to pressive seasons in 2008. JCU first beat Heidelberg in look forward to in 2008. The men will return to defend Photo courtesy of Sports Information overtime, 2-1. Freshman Kyle Bux- Several players received awards their OAC title and perhaps an The JCU men’s soccer team celebrates with the OAC man scored the winning goal for for their outstanding play this NCAA title. championship trophy after Alex Bernot’s game-winning goal. 15 The Carroll News Worldwww.wjcu.org/cn News November 8, 2007 Casualties drop again in Iraq Brad’s Journal October military deaths in Iraq lowest in since March of ‘06 9/11 conspiracy theorists Nick Alberstadt The Carroll News

have got nothin’ on me October went on record as the month with the fewest United States military casualties since March of 2006. Not only was the number the lowest in over a year, it was also the second such decline in casualties in as many months. According to Pentagon reports, the U.S. death toll for October was 37, down significantly from the 65 casualties in September, and the 84 in August. Figures this low have seldom been seen since the begin- Brad Michael Negulescu ning of the war in Iraq. World News Editor October’s death toll is the lowest since the 32 casualties reported in Political conspiracies are nothing new in America. Some people think March of 2006, and the second low- that FDR knew about Pearl Harbor before the Japanese bombed it. Mil- est the 20 troops deaths in February lions of Americans, myself included, think that the assassination of John F. of 2004, according to The Associ- Kennedy was a conspiracy. I mean, come on, there is no way Lee Harvey ated Press. ing success in the so-called Anbar they urge caution in overstating its Oswald could have gotten off those shots in a matter of seconds with that Two main factors have been Awakening, “concerned citizens” significance. Major General Richard kind of accuracy – not to mention the whole “magic bullet theory,” give identified as causes for the drop in are groups of average Iraqis, both Sherlock expressed caution, but said me a break. The most contemporary conspiracy involves the biggest news casualties, the U.S. troop surge and Sunnis and Shiites, who have be- a decline in casualties is a good sign, event of our generation, 9/11. The 9/11 conspiracy theorists believes what the increased involvement of Iraqis gun helping U.S. forces to weed “Al Qaeda in Iraq, other extremist happened that day was an elaborate plot conjured up by the U.S. govern- in counterinsurgency operations. out insurgents in their areas. These groups, and criminal elements in ment for an excuse to ratchet up the military industrial complex and invade United States generals and secu- are groups of people that “are fed Iraq continue to be major threats.” many parts of the world. rity officials point to the recent in- up with fear, intimidation and be- Senior analyst at the Brookings There is a movie on the Internet called “Loose Change” which was flux of 30,000 new American troops ing brutalized,” said Lieutenant Institute, a Washington think-tank, made by a couple of younger guys who think they have the conspiracy all as a cause of declining casualties. Colonel Val Keaveny. “Once they Michael O’Hanlon echoes these figured out. You can find it on YouTube without much difficulty. “Loose The increase in troop levels hit that tipping point, they’re fed sentiments, “There are a million Change” is like the video Bible for these conspiracy theorists. The movie has allowed U.S. soldiers to push up, they come to realize we truly things still wrong in Iraq, but it is ex- discusses topics like the World Trade Center and how two planes going into the trouble areas and drive the do provide them better hope for the tremely good news in what remains into them could not alone cause the buildings to collapse. militants out, said Major Winfield future. What we’re seeing now is a very difficult war,” he said. They submit that a controlled demolition took place in lower Manhattan Danielson, a military spokesman the beginning of a snowball.” Military officials remain cau- on the morning of 9/11 in both trade towers as well as WTC 7 which col- in Baghdad. Elizabeth Stiles, political sci- tiously optimistic. They see the lapsed later that day. Regarding the Pentagon, “Loose Change” questions American officials also mention ence professor at John Carroll decline in casualties as proof that the assumption that it was a plane that hit the building and not some sort of the discovery of weapons caches and University, said that after only the troop surge is beginning to pay missile. They claim there was no aircraft wreckage found at the Pentagon. the disruption of bomb-making cells one month, it’s too soon to “make dividends, and hope that groups of They also claim that United Flight 93 never crashed in Shanksville, Penn- as contributing to the decrease in general statements.” However, she “concerned citizens” continue to sylvania. As evidence, they say that no bodies were found at the crash site casualties, according to The AP. added, “the fewer the deaths the come forward to help fight the in- and that cell phones circa 2001 could not have made the phone calls many The other major factor cited in better.” surgents. “Have we turned a corner? of the passengers reportedly made to loved ones from 30,000 feet. the lower casualty figures is the Though U.S. military officials It might be a little too early to say If you concur with any of the above, allow me to educate you. First of increase of what the military terms see a decline in U.S. military casu- that,” Maj. Danielson warned, “It’s all, the World Trade Center towers collapsed because they were hit by two “concerned citizens.” First achiev- alties as a step in the right direction, certainly encouraging.” huge aircrafts that were filled with jet fuel. The hijackers purposely picked flights that were to go across the country to maximize damage from the burning fuel. The infrastructure of the two buildings were immediately compromised by the impact of the planes. Girl assaulted at school opened Some experts even say the twin towers moved six inches from the force of the planes. The jet fuel, which burns at over 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit, weakened the steel skeletons of the buildings causing everything above the point of impact to implode onto the intact portion below. WTC 7, by Oprah Winfrey in South Africa which collapsed at 5:30 that evening, was severely damaged following The $40 million school was at John Carroll University com- the collapse of the twin towers. A segment of the building was missing Ali Swink opened in January of this year in mented on Winfrey’s actions to this and fires burned inside of it uncontrollably. The FDNY knew a collapse The Carroll News Johannesburg, but so far has had dilemma, “This is another example was imminent so they got their personnel away from the building long A dormitory parent at the Oprah a number of complaints from both of how Oprah is a master at dealing before it went down. Winfrey Leadership Academy for students and parents. with controversy. She heard about The Pentagon was indeed hit by a commercial plane on 9/11. The gov- Girls was removed from the school Each of the 450 students who the problem, investigated it, and did ernment released footage of it. Plus, numerous pieces of debris belonging for multiple accusations of indecent were selected by Winfrey and her something about it. She continues to a Boeing aircraft were found at the Pentagon, along with the plane’s conduct against a number of the staff are provided with free room to be popular because she continues two black boxes. Hundreds of witnesses have testified to seeing a plane, students. and board, textbooks, uniforms, and to do the right thing.” and not a missile, go into the building that day. Fifteen students have come meals, according to The AP. Winfrey expressed her gratitude As far as Flight 93 is concerned, Popular Mechanics has done a study of forward to authorities with reports However, some parents have for the swift actions of the police of the cell phone technology from 2001, and they have concluded the phones of abusive acts, regarding Tiny reported that the school is much Johannesburg. Only days after the could have made the calls in question. Furthermore, while no complete Virginia Makopo, a 27-year-old like a prison with its strict visitation accusations were made the police bodies were recovered from the wreckage, over a thousand body parts dorm maiden, according to The hours, phone and e-mail contacts. In began investigating the situation. “I were found. “Loose Change” has yet to give an explanation for where the Associated Press. May it was reported that no child am grateful for their compassion and people on the flight have gone if it never crashed. Although Makopo has been was allowed to have any kind of sensitivity to the girls during this People like those behind “Loose Change” drive me crazy. When I hear taken into custody and removed junk food. difficult time. It means the world to them attempt to legitimize their arguments I usually want to rip my hair from the school, no names of sus- Winfrey, who has admitted to me,” Winfrey said in regards to the out of my head. Actually, I’d rather rip out their hair, I like mine too much. pects or victims were released until being abused as a young girl her- officers. The students, which Win- They are the kind of people incapable of using common sense. To them, Monday, November 5. Makopo is self, commented, “Nothing is more frey selected from a pool of 3,500, everything is America’s fault, even if it means spitting upon the graves of charged with 13 accounts of abus- serious or devastating to me than an is comprised of 450, primarily black the more than 3,000 heroes that died that day. Unlike Pearl Harbor or the ing and assaulting students at the allegation of misconduct by an adult potential leaders between the ages Kennedy assassination, 9/11 played out on live television as a stunned school, however she intends to against any girl at the academy.” of 11 and 13. nation watched in disbelief. I always thought seeing was believing, but ap- plead not guilty. She went on, “It is my deepest hope Winfrey spoke in a news confer- parently even concrete visual evidence is not enough to persuade some. According to the Cape Argus, that the accused is brought to justice ence in Johannesburg by satellite Even Bill Clinton, someone I’m not particularly fond of, recently laid Cape Town Newspaper, Makopo and that this serves as a reminder hookup in Chicago on Monday the smackdown on a couple of 9/11 truthers who interrupted a speech grabbed a student by the throat and that any time a child has the cour- about the case. “What I know is… he was giving by shouting that September 11 was an inside job. Clinton threw her against the wall. Girls age to step forward, it is our duty as that no one-- not the accused, nor reacted beautifully with a pithy and appropriate three word rebuke of have said that the matron swore adults to listen and take immediate any persons-- can destroy the dream their idiocy and ignorance as he looked them square in the eye and said, and screamed at them, and that the action.” that I have held and the dream that “how dare you.” attacks went so far that one of the Robert Noll of the Communi- each girl continues to hold for her- Contact Brad at: [email protected] girls ran away from the school. cations and Theatre Department self at this school.” 16 World News November 8, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News Southeast water supply dwindling after summer droughts Meghan Wolf We haven’t had a plan for all the people Staff Reporter coming here.” Severe droughts have been the plague This growth, both in population and eco- of the southeastern states for months with nomic prosperity, has been compromised. no letup. Thousands have been laid off landscaping Without a favorable climate change in jobs and other professions that involve plant- sight, the spirits of the people who live there ing and depend on steady water supplies. are waning as they conserve the meager water Andrew Welki, associate professor of eco- rations that they have left. nomics at John Carroll University, predicted In some cases, those rations are expected the past trend of people moving from north- to last only a few months. eastern and Midwestern states to the southeast Michael Easley, the governor of North will now probably be reversed. Carolina, asked the state’s residents to restrict “It’s unclear about how they [the affected their water use from anything other than their southeastern states] are going to manage their bare essentials. drinking water as various fresh water sources “As leaders of your communities, you dry up,” he said. “It’s unclear if they will have know what works best at the local level,” he enough water to support how rapidly they said at a meeting with city officials. “I am have been growing in the past.” asking for your help.” Help meant enforcing restrictions on household and business water usage to 50 percent. Violating the rules would mean be- Some areas in the ing saddled with stiff fines or having water service cut off entirely. Southeast are “Please, please, please do not use water unnecessarily,” said Mayor Shirley Frank- expected lin of Atlanta, according to The New York Times. “This is not a test.” to be completely Farmers are the ones feeling the greatest effects of the drought. “A disaster like this is one you never see dry in less than coming,” said Stuart Sanderson, a farmer from Limestone County in Alabama. “We’re three months looking at a 70 to 80 percent loss.” This degree of loss reflected in produc- tion, where fields that were supposed to be In one of the few upsides to the drought, laden with healthy plants are now promi- Georgia’s pecan crop is flourishing. Pecan nently showed dry, cracked soil. Corn and farmers have benefited by a reduction in pes- soybean crops are among those that plum- ticide costs, the result of the drought reducing meted in the region, and the cash reserves insects and crop diseases. on which many farmers depended started to The pecan crops, which have been more run out and threaten bankruptcy. Cattle sales helped than hurt by this, are expected to reach skyrocketed because farmers could no longer a record 125 million pounds. afford to feed their herds, according to The It would be a big jump from last year, Associated Press. almost tripling its record low of 42 million In the towns, once-dependable water pounds. sources are being drained. To help alleviate However, the problems from the water the shortage, people have been conserv- shortage still stretch over the region because ing their resources by draining toilets with of the lack of one basic resource. AP Photo bath water and cutting back on recreational Water levels of Lake Lanier in Georgia show the effects of the drought. “What you’ll see is that the national effects water use. won’t be so great because the U.S. economy is However, their resources are still scarce, supplies for a population of four million, and modate this emergency situation. The overall so big,” said Welki. “There might be a modest and their expected time limit is still in sight. has a somewhat longer, but still limited time lack of water, which is a burden to the current effect on the prices of agricultural products. Last month, the Lower Rocky River Res- capacity of 121 days. Furthermore, it is part of population, also threatens population growth But for those going through [the drought], ervoir of Siler City in North Carolina was a river system between Georgia and Alabama for the future. there could be some significant challenges.” estimated to reach the draining point in 80 that is a habitat for some endangered mussel “It’s amazing that things have come to According to the Old Farmers Almanac, days. It supplies water for a population of and sturgeon species. this,” said Ray Wiedman, a landscaping precipitation in the southeast is forecast to 8,200. One of the more alarming aspects of the business owner in Atlanta, told FOX NEWS. be normal or a little above over the next four Lake Lanier in the more urban Atlanta drought is the lack of a backup plan to accom- “Everybody knew the growth was coming. months. The ‘08 update Democratic presidential frontrunner Hil- support. On the Republican side, former New three months away. The Republicans will hold lary Clinton had her worst performance in York Mayor Rudy Giuliani continues to lead their caucus on January 3 and the Democrats last Tuesday’s debate on MSNBC. Clinton his counterparts in national polling. However, will hold theirs on January 14. was blindsided when co-moderator and JCU former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney As the primary season approaches, the graduate Tim Russert asked the New York still leads in the all important states of Iowa media will play an important role in shaping senator about an initiative proposed by the and New Hampshire. people’s opinions on particular candidates. Governor of New York, Elliot Spitzer, to pro- However, a new study done by the Project for vide driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants. Excellence in Journalism at Harvard Univer- Clinton said that while she does not agree sity highlight disturbing biases in the main- with the initiative, she understands why the Texas Congressman stream media. The study looked at numerous governor wants it. sources of media to compile their results. The other candidates on the stage pounced Ron Paul raised a record According to the study, Democratic candi- on Clinton and accused her of trying to have dates are portrayed much more positively by it both ways. Former Senator John Edwards $4.2 million in just 24 the media across the board. The study also proclaimed that Clinton said two different stated that Illinois Senator Barack Obama things in the matter of two minutes. Follow- hours received almost twice as much positive news ing the debate, Clinton’s campaign went into coverage than any other person running for damage control as her opponents went on president on either side of the aisle. the offense. In fundraising news, Republican presi- When it comes to cable news networks, the On her Web site, hillary.com, Clinton post- dential longshot Ron Paul raised a record $4 study concluded that both CNN and MSNBC ed a video called “the politics of pile-on.” The million in one day this past week. run more positive stories regarding Democrat- other candidates used the debate to continue According to The Associated Press, the ic candidates where as FOX NEWS is more to hit the frontrunner on the very controversial money was largely giving in online contri- positive about the Republicans. You can read issue. According to the polls however, the butions tied to the commemoration of Guy the entire study at www.journalism.org. www.journalism.org debate has not significantly dented Clinton’s Fawkes Day.The Iowa Caucuses are less than -compiled by Brad Michael Negulescu 17 The Carroll News Editorialwww.wjcu.org/cn November 8, 2007 Editorial UH new legislation On Monday night, University Heights City Council mem- bers introduced a bill that will potentially affect all John Carroll University students who live off campus. This legislation encompasses a three-strike rule for UH house renters. Each violation will result in an increased fine. Also, after the fourth violation, landlords will potentially have the ability to evict their renters. The creation of this proposal and its potential effect on off-campus students demonstrates the importance of student attendance of City Council meetings. City Council members also need to keep in mind that implementing these types of bills can potentially harm relationships with students that have already been established. Regardless of where a student lives, he or she is still a resident of University Heights. As residents, the student body must attend these meetings and become politically aware of legislation that directly affects us. Last year, JCU’s Relay for Life event was moved indoors after City Council members ruled that the event would run the risk of committing noise violations. The council members “ said that had students approached or protested the situation, there might have been a different outcome. This is an example of how important student opinion is in the community. Although the three-strike rule has not been implemented NOTABLE QUOTABLE yet, students still have the ability to influence the vote. Renters of houses must remember that, in order to main- tain good relations with the community, they must abide by city rules and respect their surrounding neighbors. UH City “The golden boy has magic and mystery and Council members hope to retain students in the community after graduation. However, by implementing this legislation therefore every person all over the world will the City Council jeopardizes these relationships. Community leaders need to establish stable relations with the University see what Egypt is doing to preserve if they wish for our students to be positive contributors in University Heights. the golden boy.” Editorial -Egypt’s antiquities Chief Zahi Hawass, after the 3,000-year-old face of SU participation King Tut was put on display for the first time on Sunday.

This year, candidates running for a Student Union executive “ board position will face some new competition. Unlike in recent years, all six positions have at least two students running. The candidates up for election are diverse both in major and in class and have different platforms. HIT & miss It’s a refreshing change to see competition in the Student Hit: Thanksgiving break in two weeks Hit: Week-long Hallow- Union because it represents an increase in participation of the een celebrations Hit: “Sylvia” performance Hit: Men’s Soccer student body. However, as candidates and potential office holders, students team wins OAC Championship miss: Blue Streak Football loss must continue to effectively act as the links between the student against Mount Union Hit: Manresa Retreat this weekend Hit: body and the administration, as well as the community. Their Wellness Fair miss: Runner dies while running Olympic trial representation of the student body is imperative in order to marathon Hit: Steelers win against Ravens miss: Late night talk solidify strong community and campus relationships. Those shows forced into re-runs because of Writer’s Guild strike Hit: elected to Student Union positions must continue to do their The face of King Tut is on display Hit: T.V. chef Giada de Lau- jobs effectively. rentiis is pregnant Hit: Great Lakes Theatre offers $11 tickets for It’s important to be able to have different candidates run- JCU students miss: Kindergartner believed to have started two ning for the same positions. This type of competition offers California wildfires miss: Colbert’s name is taken off South Caro- contrasting insight and opinions to voters. It also offers students more of an incentive to vote because lina voting ballot Hit: Soldier survives 9-inch stab wound to head certain candidates platforms might appeal to students more Hit: Browns have winning record of 5-3 miss: University Heights than others, making them more assertive to cast a ballot. The potential legislation of the three-strike rule Student Union should continue to strive for fair and balanced elections that provide the student body with options.

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Staff Commentary definitely never paid more than $30 person? for a shirt. Of course not. Lowdown This outrageously priced top Sure, that new purse might score made me think about how much a few compliments, but I guarantee Gettin’ the money we throw away unnecessar- that you’ll feel immensely bet- ily, simply to have a brand name. ter about yourself if you use that word on: For instance, in the same issue of money to donate to a children’s Elle, I found a super cute pair of cancer research fund or buy books Unavoidable Library Gucci sunglasses for $240. for inner-city schools. Jenna Lo Castro As hot as they were, I know that I’m not saying that it’s not OK Editorial & Op/Ed Editor Agitations Rachel Szuch I could easily find a very similar, if to spoil yourself occasionally. But it Arts & Life Editor not almost identical, pair at Target wouldn’t be a bad idea to just buy Although many students take While failing to actually utilize the for less than a tenth of that price, and a knock off purse that looks exactly advantage of the educational ha- computer for its intended purpose, Flipping through the November they would look just as good. the same for a fraction of the price, ven of Grasselli Library, I have they are up-to-date on the latest wall issue of Elle magazine, I found Aside from the price and that leaving you with extra cash to spend boycotted my undergraduate study postings, picture albums and new myself eyeing a silk, chiffon em- little name brand stamped on the or donate. sessions there. applications. Oh, and by the way, broidered top by Caroline Herrera. item, I don’t see much of a differ- So, please don’t waste your Never will Grasselli live up to its looks like he just poked you. Gazing down to the bottom of the ence. money on meaningless labels. They name as being a quiet area to engage -The Study Room Monogamists: page, I shuddered at the ridiculous So, why pay more than you have don’t define who you are, just what in academic resources and silence “Why study in a cubicle when you price tag of $2,990, thinking to my- to? The cheaper version will shield you wear. that is normally hard to come by can have a whole room to your- self, “Is it really worth it?” my eyes from the sun just as well as And if you’re feeling generous at other campus locations. In fact, self?” is the motto of an SRM. I mean what logical person the pricey designer pair. this Thanksgiving, spend that extra it might be one of the noisiest and Even though study rooms display would actually pay that much for a I couldn’t help but wonder how dough on something that could distracting buildings at Carroll. signs that explicitly state the rooms frilly piece of fabric? Four of those many starving Americans I could make a difference in someone For those who have not visited are reserved for those with two or tops would completely pay off the feed for $240, or how many turkeys else’s life. Grasselli recently or find it un- more study partners, these people car that I just bought! I could buy for less fortunate fami- Trust me, performing one small necessary to make the treacherous still believe they they’re entitled to I honestly don’t think that I own lies this Thanksgiving. act of kindness or generosity will five-minute walk from their dorm, use the room by themselves. a single piece of clothing, aside Does wearing expensive shades feel overwhelmingly better than let me fill you in. My apologies to the Organic from a few formal dresses, that or sporting an insanely priced getting a hollow complement on I’ve compiled a list of the usual Chem study group that had to circle cost more than $100. And I have Chanel bag really make me a better some snazzy new shirt. suspects—people you will inevita- all three floors before finding a bly encounter on any given night of space large enough to house their the week in the library and who will discussions. And the most endear- also force you to abandon your stud- ing attribute of the Study Room ies at least once during your four- Monogamists has to be the fact that year stay at Carroll (or however even though they see your group long it takes you to graduate). circling the floor for the third time -The Cellular Screamer: These in five minutes, they still refuse to are the people who find it necessary give up the area. Seriously, is it to answer their cells or who are just that necessary for you to take up flat out too lazy to get up and walk the study room by yourself? Have to the lobby to talk. you no consideration for people that In a 5-minute period, you are actually need to utilize the room? able to hear some kid’s full-fledged - The Musically Deaf: If you’re dispute with his girlfriend, when his lucky enough to cross paths with mom is coming to visit or how he this type of library dweller, consider apparently forgot to close his tab at yourself in for a treat. Not only will Malloy’s last week. Their infamous- you be able to hear some dude’s ly stereotypical ring tones normally favorite AC/DC album, but because range from “Sweet Home Alabama” it’s so loud, you can actually sing to “Glamorous” to “Crank That.” along to it. The Musically Deaf And if that doesn’t make you want studier likes to bring his iPod or CD to slit your wrists, the fact that they player for some extra entertainment. let it ring for at least a minute just I suggest bringing ear plugs. to hear the song far surpasses the If these unavoidable library amount of animosity you thought agitations aren’t enough to persuade you could ever have for a fellow you to find a new study location, it’s peer. probably because you fall into one -The Facebook Compulsor: of these categories. Thanks to these select few indi- viduals, you were unable to type Contact Jenna Lo Castro at: up that philosophy paper last night. [email protected] You’re wrong, I’m Rafferty: Rafferty for UH mayor “All the essentials, huh?” he Council right now does not help renters permit. grease.” asked. that relationship. It proposes harsher This translates to even less ho- Imagine if, every time the coun- “Yeah, except beer,” I jokingly penalties for renters who get in trou- meowners willing to rent to JCU cil made a decision that would af- replied. ble, along with punishing landlords students, because landlords can’t fect JCU, they had to worry about The man then asked if we went if their tenants break the law. afford to be babysitters, too. students packing the next meeting to John Carroll, and we nodded our Essentially, this means landlords The city of University Heights and giving them hell about it, just heads, replying that we did. are going to have to determine if the basically owns John Carroll. They like the citizens of the city do. “You guys party too much,” he people they are renting to seem like tell us when we can use our own And really, it’s not even about Andrew Rafferty said. law-abiding citizens. I’m not sure football stadium, they tell us why giving them hell, it’s about just go- Managing Editor Without missing a beat, I replied, how the city expects landlords to do we can’t have events at night, and ing there to show you know what’s “I don’t think we party enough.” this, maybe a polygraph? they tell us when we need to pay going on. You don’t have to say Waiting to checkout at CVS, I It was meant as a joke, but judg- I would suggest making each ten- them more from our work-study anything, just support your class- explained to my friend that we had ing from the look the guy gave me, ant write a 500 word essay on why paychecks. mates that do. “all the essentials” to make a suc- and the fact that he did not smile or they love not breaking the law. But, the reason they own us is Then, next year, I’ll run for cessful base camp for The Carroll laugh, I doubt he found it funny. The point is, there is no way because they can. We as a student mayor of UH, you all register to News Relay for Life team. This, in a nutshell, is the rela- landlords can know if their tenants body have not done a good job of vote, elect me, and we won’t have A middle-aged man in front of tionship JCU students have with are going to cause problems. Theo- making our voices heard to UH. any of these problems. me turned around, inspected the the surrounding University Heights retically, if a rented home received As one councilman said at cart, and gave my friend and I the community. three noise violations within a year, the open forum last week, “It is Contact Andrew Rafferty at: once over. The ordinance before UH City the landlord could lose his or her the squeaky wheel that gets the [email protected] Op/Ed 19 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn November 8, 2007 YOURVIEW Hol(e)y Pair of Socks Letters to the Editor Health Care are covered by health insurance in “TO LAUGH, TO THINK AND TO BE MOVED TO TEARS” Bill Breon the first place. Class of 2009 Good luck finding insurance Adam & Jason Sockel store? We’re confused. she be that she STILL lost her John Carroll University after you become aware that you Humorists kids? And to K-Fed no less! And need an organ transplant. Perhaps THE MAXIM MIXUP – If you what’s worse, why do we care? After reading the article from the the most concerning statement in “Three time Academy Award haven’t seen the newest Maxim How long has it been since Brit- World News editor last week on the the column is the apathetic argument nominee Tom Cruise.” “Hot 100” then you probably ney was musically relevant? Let’s healthcare situation in America, I that “allowing the free market to There is a page on IMDB haven’t noticed Sarah Silverman’s move on and stop giving her the felt an urgent need to respond to the dictate the prices of health insur- detailing the acting career of one ranking. Number 29! This appar- attention she craves, this column slanders, omissions and inaccura- ance plans and prescription drugs Flavor Flav. ently makes her more attractive included. cies, as well as one ideology that I is just another aspect of living in a “Ladies and gentlemen, put ‘em than Halle Berry, Emmanuelle found to be particularly abhorrent. capitalist society.” together for tonight’s headliner Chriqui (“Sloan” from Entourage) THE RED-LIGHT ROADRUN- The first slam that the author I agree that the free market is the Dustin Diamond!” and Mandy Moore, among others. NER – How many times have you makes is that “socialized medicine” most efficient manner of dispensing No further explanation necessary. been stuck behind the guy driving would result in “300 million people goods and services in most markets. Can’t find the connection be- ten miles per hour under the speed [who] would have essentially the However, the free market model is tween these three statements? Stop THE BIGGEST LOSER – Jared, limit only to have them run a red same health care.” based on fundamental scarcity, that scratching your temple; we’ll deci- the face and body of Subway, is a light and leave you behind? They Wait a minute. Equality in health the resources available cannot sat- pher the riddle for you. The answer millionaire because he lost a ton almost cause an accident and leave care? In America? Better call it isfy the demands of the market. is ironically simple, and here it is: of weight eating the most expen- you further delayed. Apparently socialism to discredit it! Do we really want a health care None of the three makes any sense sive snack he could find, Subway the rules of the road don’t apply to The author then describes how system that, by its very design, con- at all. sandwiches. Meanwhile, there is these “drivers.” Either you’re in a wily congressional Democrats cedes that there cannot be enough In honor of these nonsensical a hit TV show that chronicles the hurry or you’re not, figure it out! rarely mention that universal health health care for all who need it? statements, the Pair of Socks have trials of tremendously overweight care would significantly raise fed- Do we really want a society decided to run with it and write a folks as they try their best to run/ THE DAMN YANKEES – Yankee eral taxes. where the supply of health care is column of head-scratchers whose walk/crawl a mile. fans, media, players etc. whine He neglects to mention that ever less than the demand? Every- existence is just perplexing enough We, as a country, are now fat and complain about how wronged such a system would alleviate the one deserves access to basic health to cause pains for everyone on a enough that we are rewarding their team is at every turn, at dead- need for purchasing private health care. In conclusion, I am disap- (more or less) daily basis. Number people who let us bask in the glory line it was the Canadian Soldiers insurance. Ever asked your parents pointed by the errors made while one on the roll call? You guessed it, of their minimal weight loss. that Joba Chamberlain couldn’t how much they pay for that? Next discussing this topic. two supposed “writers” mailing it in This is a nice sentiment, but deal with on the mound. Clearly the author delves into the SCHIP I sincerely hope that in the future with a column that is simply a list! we’re still rewarding people for the bugs won the Indians the debate. the author will recognize the respon- (Hey, who are you to judge!) being obese in the first place; or game, right? However, I fear his claims con- sibility of accurate reporting as a spending money on subs when they Wrong! Did Indians pitchers cerning the stipulations of the bill journalist and work with diligence THE SMUG SALESMAN – Ever could simply buy fresh vegetables not also have to deal with this? reflect a failure to do the proper to ensure that a fair, unbiased article been to a big name department for a fraction of the cost. Obesity, Stop projecting your disdain on research, especially when he makes is presented. And I pray that our so- store only to have the 37-year-old exploitation and frivolous spending, others. You’re a lousy waste of a the claim that the new bill would ciety will continue to reach towards clerk arrogantly look down on it’s the American way! $200 million payroll on a team that provide insurance to “upper class methods of providing necessary your from his/her soapbox and say, didn’t make it out of the first round families which do not need it.” health care to all. “Will you ACTUALLY be buying THE K-FED KATASTROPHE– A of playoffs. The updated SCHIP bill would not anything today or just looking court in California deemed Kevin The best thing you can do is let A-Rod walk. We’re sick of hearing change the cap on the income for The Carroll News reserves the around?” Invariably this person Federline better fit to be a parent families who could receive insur- right to edit letters for length thinks they are a god among men. than Britney Spears. The goal of a about you. Go away. ance, and no state has an eligibility and to reject letters if they are Have they forgotten they are 37 court system is to reunite children cap for the program that exceeds the libelous or do not conform to and working in a department with their mother. How bad must We’ve got a headache. median income in that state. What standards of good taste. All upper-class families is the author letters received become the referring to? property of The Carroll News. Next the author decries the in- Anonymous letters will not be Got something to say? published unless the source adequacies of the universal health reveals his or her identity to care system in Britain, because the The Carroll News and the Write a letter to the editor organ transplant waiting list can be situation is deemed appropri- almost a year long. ate in its anonymity. Letters to Email it to [email protected] The author forgot to mention, the Editor must not exceed 500 however, that some lists in the words and must be submitted Deadline is Sunday at 5 p.m. United States are two to three years to [email protected] by 6:30 long, and that is only for those who Sunday night. Paying it Forward: JCU EMS Clubs and groups share how their organizations contribute to the JCU community Who you going to call? Ghost- to Joshua Beck) saw University the Director of Student Affairs, the Some members decide to go fur- If a patient is severely injured, busters! Well actually, not any Heights Fire Department and other Medical Director and many others, ther and take a semester long EMT- JCUEMS will call UHFD and they more. The new crew to call is medical personnel trying to resus- JCUEMS was founded and of- Basic class in which they learn more will respond for backup and emer- JCUEMS at x4600. citate Joshua. ficially began its services on April advanced forms of life support. gency transportation. John Carroll University Emer- He later wondered if the out- 5, 2002. Lastly, a couple members have JCUEMS also staffs a lot of gency Medical Services might not come would have been different Since it began, JCUEMS has decided to become trained as para- events on campus including the be able take care of your ghost if there had been EMS personnel grown tremendously. What began medics, the most highly skilled in spring concert, football games, problem, but they can certainly take already on campus. Students, such as a small group of students who the EMS system. There is at least Relay For Life, Dance Marathons care of a lot of your other problems as Eric Beck and Mark Lucia, who wanted to give back to their com- one EMT-Basic or paramedic and and many more. They also teach such as the stomach flu, a scraped were certified Emergency Medical munity, has now become a depart- one to two first responders on each CPR and AED training to students knee or a broken foot, just to name Technicians or Paramedics, would ment with over 35 EMTs and First shift and every responder is certi- on campus. In addition, many mem- a few. occasionally volunteer to assist Responders. There are more than 20 fied by the State of Ohio to practice bers get EMS jobs in the summer in While this student governed and at large events such as the Spring more joining the department after medical care. their home communities. Being a operated group has been on campus Concert or Dance Marathons. the completion of their training. JCUEMS does a lot for the John volunteer department, most students for a few years now, not many know But the idea of an organized There are three types of respond- Carroll community. First of all, join because they want to help out about it. group of emergency medical re- ers within the JCUEMS department. they are on call 7 days a week from and give back to their community. In September of 2001, student sponders on campus never seemed Most members of JCUEMS origi- 3 p.m. to 9 a.m. They respond to We are here for you. Joshua Beck died in the JD Lom- to go anywhere. However, after this nally go through a First Responder any and all medical emergencies on So next time you need any kind bardo Student Center during a incident, Beck was determined to class where they learn basic life campus, in conjunction with Cam- of medical assistance, who are pick up game of basketball. As he begin one. saving techniques such as CPR, pus Safety Services, providing basic you going to call? I hope you said walked down the hall during the After numerous meetings with AED, stabilization of the spine and care and stabilization to students, JCUEMS at x4600! event Eric Beck ’04 (no relation the President of the University, vital signs. faculty, staff and visitors. -Andy Johnson, EMT-B November 8, 2007 The Carroll news CLASSIFIEDS

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Available June RESPECTFUL and FRIENDLY year-old girl. Occasional after- reps needed. www.StudentCity.com 1st 2008. The good ones go quick Individuals. Apply by e-mail to miki. noons and evenings. One minute or 800-293-1445. so get started! Call Mike: 440-724- [email protected] walk from JCU dorms. Please call 6654. 216-691-3813 I am looking for a young man to For Ad Rates and House for sale behind Murphy Hall help stock a paper goods store in Chagrin Falls family looking for Information: on Lalemant! 3brdms, 1.5 baths, w/ S,Euclid for about 2 hours every part time (10+/-) help w/ two teen- finished basement. Ample park- Monday and Tuesday. The hours Need person to drive our high agers. Great environment, excellent ing includes 2 car garage. Great are school student one-way from Shaker Phone: (216) 397-4398 pay. Own transportation. Please location- easy walk to campus! flexible. Please call 216-381-7273 Heights High School to extra- call Maggie (440) 543-2482 or Currently owned by JCU alum. Call and ask for Shelly curricular activity about 15 minutes Audra Fullerman w/ Century 21, (440) 785-1714. away. $12.00/day-M-R. Call 216- Best Service @ 216-337-1295 561-0885. Help wanted! Guarino’s restaurant Mail us at: THE UPS STORE- (Little Italy) just 10 minutes away The Carroll News Home for rent for May 2008/2009 Now Hiring part time with flexible from campus. Looking for help John Carroll Univ. school year. Renting to JCU hours. Work around your class Sunday - Saturday, Day/Night shifts. 20700 N. Park Blvd. students is our business! 1 mile schedule.We need responsible stu- Call ASAP 216-231-3100 University Hts, OH from campus 4 bedrooms 1.5 baths. dents for customer service. Must be (ask for Rachel or Nancy) 44118 Newly remodeled, all hardwood outgoing and friendly Need Extra cash$$$ Babysitter floors brand new appliances, private “Marotta’s” in Cleveland Heights with good typing/data entry skills. needed. $12/hour. Must have own backyard deck and patio. This will has the following positions avail- Just minutes from JCU. Located car. Flexible hours, once a week go fast! Call Michael 330 388-7798 able: servers, host/hostesses, bussers, at the SW corner of Cedar and and every other weekend. Wendy dishwashers, line cooks, and pizza Warrensville Cntr Rds in the 216.360.5210 Good Housing Goes fast for next E-mail the CN at: makers. Apply in person 5-6pm Cedar Center. Apply in person. [email protected]. school year - don get shut out Entire Monday -Thursday or email resume [email protected] for two family house for rent - next to [email protected] NO PHONE more information. school year. Two large bedrooms CALLS PLEASE each unit. Modern Amenities. On Warrensville - Two blocks from JCU. Part time babysitter wanted for Call 216.292.3727 (Owner/Broker) one child, age 10, after school in Part-time babysitters wanted for Babysitters wanted to help care for Federal Law bans discrimination by race, sex, my Shaker Heights home, near daytime hours (mostly afternoons). kids ages 3 to 9 after school and religion, color, national origin, family status and handicap Two females in a 4 story, 4 bedroom Fairmount/Green. M-F 3-6PM. Up to 10 hours week. More than evenings. Regular hours possible, but in all Ohio rental property. The Carroll News will not house within 500 feet of campus. Occasionally additional hours if you one parent in the Avon / Avon Lake not required, at $10 an hour. Must knowingly accept advertising in violation of this law. As area is interested. Please call 216- (on Kerwick Road) Searching for desire. Must have own transporta- love kids, have own transportation a consequence, The Carroll News will not accept rental 470-2432 for more information. third roommate. Interested? Email: tion. and references. ads that stipulate the gender of the tenants. [email protected] Call Carolyn @ 216.831.0901. Rate is $10 per hour. Call Laura at 216-932-1409.

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