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VOL XIX, NO. 69 th~: in<.kp~:mknt !'lllH.knt n~:wspapt•r s<.-rving notr~: Jam~: and saint mary's THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1984 Band rooms damaged when Washington Hall sprinkler system bursts

By KEITH HARRISON Jr. mont said. "His desk did get soaked Assistant News Editor though." The students also used trash cans Part of the sprinkler system in the in Phillips' office, he said. "The two east side of Washington Hall burst cans we put there were almost tilled yesterday afternoon, sending water with water." Into three band rooms, according to The leakage eventually reached a Donald Dedrick, director of the back room where a copying rna· physical plant at the University. chine and several varnished desks got wet. Phillips said the damage "The water in the pipe froze, could have been worse as the back which broke a sprinkler head and room contained all of the band's caused the water leak," he said. music, which remained unharmed. The extent of damage to the band Water did not reach the main band rooms could not be determined im- room and the band library. surely • mediately, said Assistant Band Direc­ The sprinkler burst because the tor and Assistant Professor of Music If you're aching to go for a swim in the Univer­ the new multimillion dollar natatorium was just heat tape around the water pipe was Jim Phillips. The sprinkler which sity's neu• O~ympic-sized pool, you still have about set in place. Construction is expected to be thm­ not functioning, he said. Heat tape Is a year to wait - the first of three 30-ton, JIB-foot­ pleted by September 1985. burst had been installed during the wrapped around pipes to keep the recent renovations of Washington long steel tru.~s rods designed to support the roof of water from freezing. The sprinkler Hall. was one of four In new fresh air "I think there will have to be an shafts, Dedrick said. The fresh alr Investigation as to why this hap­ shafts were installed during the Wittenbach says proposed tax plan pened so soon after the renovation," renovation to Improve ventilation. Phillips said. The water, which dropped "This cold weather was the first is needed to reduce current deficits through the ceilings from the time the system was tested this sprinkler pipe above them, first year," Dedrick said. Because of the By BUD LUEPKE <.vrporate taxes from 46 to 33 per­ of these other things," said Vance. flowed into Band Director and Asso­ failure of this system, a replacement Staff Reporter cent. She said the plan would simplify ciate Professor of Music Robert system will be Installed, according To balance the revenue lost by taxes by dropping most credits and O'Brien's office. to Dedrick, a dry system, using air The tax reform plan proposed by lowering the tax brackets, the plan deductions. Higher income people pressure to keep water out of the Treasury Secretary Donald Regan also proposes the elimination of w~uld be affected the most, s~e said. "O'Brien's room was the worst pipes until a fire occurs. "In a fire, would simplify tax returns, but its ef­ many deductions, exclusions, hit," said Band Secretary Mark Quer­ Wittenbach said the proposal the sprinkler head melts, air enters fects would extend past the I 040 credits, and exemptions. Therefore, tinmont, who witnessed the event. would significantly affect college the pipe, and water Is released," form, according to Notre Dame As­ middle class to upper class families, Quertinmont and several other stu­ students, many who work part-time Dedrick said. sociate Professor of Accounting who benefit the most from the dents tried to collect some of the and during the summer. "Part of the James Wlttenbach. deductions and credits, would pay water in two 35-gallon trash cans. Details on repairs await the propos;d," he said, "is to increase an average of $1,330 more in taxes. Both cans filled "in a matter of rooms' re-examination today, Wlttenbach said the proposed tax personal exemptions to S2,000 and A corporation, though paying a minutes," he said. "It was like a Dedrick said, but four sprinkler Is needed to simplify tax law and the zero bracket amount to S2,800." lower percentage of its income, waterfall in there." He estimated heads wlll be replaced with the dry reduce deficits. "In the last few Students earning less than these would suffer a tax increase when in­ that two to three Inches of water ac­ system. years, Congress has significantly amounts would pay no federal taxes. centive credits such as the Invest­ cumulated on the floor in O'Brien's The sprinkler burst has caused complicated tax law," he said. "I do ment tax credit are remove~. Vance agreed that students could office. several problems for the band, think It needs to be simplified." Taxes have become a means of be affected by the plan, but she said The students were able to move O'Brien said. "Right now, we're For Instance, while tax brackets doing things other than raising the effect would not be great. much of the furniture in the office, having auditions for our concert now range from 1 I to '50 percent, taxes, said Saint Mary's Assistant Pro­ Both Wittenbach and Vance said Quertinmont said. Despite their ef­ band, and we had one person sched­ the tax reform plan would reduce fessor of Business and Economics the tax reform plan will have to be forts, several paintings and honorary uled every 1 '5 minutes," he said. the existing 16 tax brackets to three: Susan Vance. For example, tax changed before being passed. "Many plaques were damaged, O'Brien "Because of the water, the last set of I '5 percent, 2'5 percent and 35 per­ credits and deductions often spur in­ deductions (which the proposal will said. auditions had to be cancelled." cent. 'Jbe plan would move nearly vestment and charitable contribu­ eliminate) are sacred to many "In Phillips' office, a lot of water O'Brien did not know when the all tax payers Into a lower tions. "The proposed tax reform fell, but most of it fell in areas where cancelled auditions would be res­ percentage bracket, even reducing plan Is an attempt to get the IRS out see PLAN, page 3 there was no furniture," Quertln- cheduled. ND professor believes talks are way to peace

By CAROLE CRAWFORD reached a major arms control agree­ News Staff ment because Congress did not ratify SALT II. Pfeiffer said Reagan The January talks between the wlll more easily obtain arms control llnited States and the Soviet Union agreement ratification than Carter to discuss arms control are did, since Reagan Is less susceptible "absolutely essential for real peace," to attack from right-wing con­ said King Pfeiffer, assistant adjunct servatives. Pfeiffer said the talks are professor of government and lnt~r­ "equally important" to the SALT natlonal studies at Notre Dame. talks. "It Is important to keep a dialogue going," he said. Pfeiffer warned against interpret­ The Soviets are likely to concen­ ing the resumption of negotiations trate on nuclear weapons in space, as a conclusive end to the Interna­ particularly banning anti-satelllte tional tension. missiles, Pfeiffer said. The United lbcsc: talks wlll be most produc­ States wlll probably focus on limit­ tive for the United States If they are ing land-based ICBMs. These strate­ approached with a firm stand while gies reflect the military strengths remaining open to negotiation, Pfeif­ and weaknesses of each side. fer said. "We've got to talk to them," The first january talks will he said, "but we should keep our "discuss the parameters of the agree­ 111£ Obocn'crll'lul Kntmn guard up. We should make no need· ment," said Pfeiffer. Suspicious Like Knights of Columbus across the country, States are renting, Notre Dame program director less concessions." countries with diametrically those at Notre Dame erected a sign to add spirit to Tom Darrow designed and built this condensed It ha~ been 12 years since the the campus. Since Notre Dame's K of C council can­ version of the national sign. United States and Soviet Union see TALKS, page 3 not afford the billboards those across the United The Observer Thursday, December 6, 1984 - page 2

In Brief The Grinch makes. Christmas more than boxes and bows Five hijackers said yesterday they had planted ex­ plosives in a Kuwaiti airliner at Tehran airport and would blow it up Dr. Seuss is considered by many to be a children's if a group ofprisoners in Kuwait is not released, Iran's official Islamic author but a lot of college students get excited about his John Mennell Republic News Agency reported. In Washington, State Department Christmas masterpiece, "How the Grinch Stole spokesman john Hughes said at least five Americans were on the Christmas." Through endless years of being a premiere Assistant News Editor aircraft and two - both women - had been released. Three officials of Christmas show, the Grinch has stolen only hearts. the Agency for International Development were aboard the plane. It is difficult to remember the first time you watched Inside Thursd Hughes said they were not among those released. -AP this show. It is like trying to remember the first time you walked or talked. It is something you have been doing as long as you can remember. College, a big step in anyone's life, is a time ofgrowth, ter, you realize just how far behind you really are and An Indianapolis toy manufacturer, "embarrassed" often away from old traditions and into new ones. Yet, how much you have to do before you are home. The for marketing a new doll who is a paranoid schizophrenic enemy to some traditions seem to live on, like the Grinch. Grinch is a tie to home. Home is where you always GI joe, decided to donate money to mental health research. The That mature, semi-educated college students do not watched it before and wish you were watching it now. action and apology Tuesday by Hasbro Industries Inc. were watch cartoons is a fallacy. Well, some still watch Watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" at col­ prompted by complaints about Zartan the Enemy doll from several "Superman" but the Grinch goes beyond ordinary car­ lege only assures the longevity of the tale. It provides mental health associations. The plastic doll is described on the back toons. more importance to the story. It becomes not only part of its box as an "extreme paranoid schizophrenic (who) grows into When the small-hearted, Matterhorn-dwelling, dog­ of your childhood but part of your adulthood. various multiple personalities to such an extent that the original beating ogre realizes there is more than material greed It is unfortunate more shows are not like the Grinch. personality becomes buried and forgotten." The doll is advertised as to Christmas, his heart does what no Jarvik-7 could and The other Christmas shows do have some good things suitable for children 5 years and older. -AP breaks the Dr. Suess heart- · to offer. The Peanuts charac­ sizer. His face breaks a grin, ters and· their forlorn and he is not the only one Christmas tree is a prime ex­ smiling. ample. Thirty-fiVe COnServatiVe House members stirred Many television shows are It takes time for a show by the growing American protest against South Africa, warned yes­ part of tradition. "Cheers" like the Grinch to become terday they will seek sanctions against the white-ruled government and "Hill Street Blues" have great. It has to be as satisfy­ unless it attempts to ease racial barriers. The lawmakers are big weekly followings, but ing each year, year after prepared to seek diplomatic and economic sanctions against South their followings are fickle. year. And it is. Television is Africa as well as recommend the United States curtail new American Sam and Dianne are con­ going to be a popular form of investment in that nation. The conservatives, mostly Republicans, stantly changing; there are entertainment for a long unveiled a letter with their demands to South African Ambassador always new blues on the hill. time, and so is the Grinch. Bernadus Fourie while about 100 marchers, including several con­ The Grinch, although he If you missed the Grinch gressmen, held another demonstration near the South African Em­ changes quite a bit in one last night all is not lost. The bassy in icy rain and hail. So far, seven congressman have been half-hour, is a constant char­ show will be shown twice at arrested in recent non-violent protests. -AP acter. You spend 12 months tonight's Sophomore Class forgetting that the The Christmas Party in Grin

The Observer Thursday, December 6, 1984 - page 3 Recent auto vandalism hampers progress, says asst. security director

By DAVID BROWN a successful attempt to steal a stu­ News Staff dent's stereo, Rakow said. The thefts are relatively neat in na­ Five larcenies and four acts of van­ ture, according to Rakow. Instead of dalism have been committed on cars breaking a window to enter the in Notre Dame parking lots, D-2 and vehicles, thieves use tools to open D-6, during the la~t two weeks. the car doors. This makes It more dif­ This unfortunate set of events is ficult to detect someone attempting forming a trend, according to Rex to break Into a car. Rakow, assistant director of Notre In an effort to stop these crimes, Dame security. Rakow and the security force are Rakow said progress had been working as hard as they possibly can. made this semester although car Two patrol cars cruise the campus 24 hours a day and occasionally break-ins have increa~d from 11 in the 1983 fall semester to 21 this se­ some plainclothes officers drive Tbe problem of vandalism and theft involving ofsecurity, believes the situation ts tmprovtng. Stu­ mester. through the lots. Student-; are also a great help, automobiles parked in the University's D-2 and D- dents are sought to help patrol the lots to crack During the Northwestern basket­ down on thefts. Davtd Brown bas the story at left. ball game last week, a student Rakow said. Some have been hired 6 lots continues, but Rex Rakow, assistant director security officer, Kevin Flynn of Mor­ to walk in pairs through the lots be­ rissey Hall, apprehended a man and a tween 9 p.m. and 1 a.m. and are in­ structed to report any unusual juvenile trying to break into a car outside the ACC. happenings. This position still has Drought sends increased dust levels opening.-; available. Unfortunately, Rakow said he believes these acts Notre Dame is outside of the South are being committed by Bend Police Department's jurisdic­ across North Atlantic toward U.S. townspeople, as this type of crime is tion, but the state and county police lncrea~lng all over the South Bend have been very cooperative, Rakow Assoclated Press American Geophysical Union's fall from clouds in satellite photos, area. He said he doesn't think the said. meeting. Prospero said. "They're getting two apprehended are responsible Rakow also had advice for stu­ SAN FRANCISCO - The severe Since 1965, Prospero has re­ clouds but no rain." for any other crimes though. dents. He said that students who live drought in North Africa, a major corded dust amounts from Africa In Prospero said he didn't know how Instances of vandalism and theft in Grace Hall and Pasquerilla East cause of the Ethiopian famine, is sen­ Barbados, more than 3,000 miles far the dust travels Into the United have also occurred Saint Mary's should look out their windows to ding sharply increased levels of dust from its source, and in Miami, some States, since his only monitoring sta­ parking lot~ and several motels report any unusual occurrences in over the tropical North Atlantic, 4,000 miles away. tions are at Barbados and Miami. along Route 31. Rakow said. Stereos the student lots. They should call se­ causing haze and "red rain" in Miami His earlier studies found that max­ and tires are the most popular theft curity if they see anything out of the and the West Indies, a chemist said imum dust levels occur during the During the summer months, hot Items. The extent of damage to cars ordinary, Rakow said. He also said yesterday. summer, when airborne concentra­ air carrying the dust creates an In­ varies; some are severely vandalized students who own cars should "When we get rainfall during the tions are I 0 to 100 times larger than version layer that can prevent cloud whereas others arc only slightly check them more often as security summer months, we'll get a layer of during the winter. buildup over Miami, but Prospero damaged. One car's entire dash­ can act more swiftly the earlier a red mud in our rain collectors, and Yet his new study, Prospero found was not sure if the dust reduced rain­ board was destroyed by a crowbar in crime is reported. Miami has no substantial red soils," that dust concentrations in Bar­ fall. said Joseph Prospero, chairman of bados during the winter of 1982-83 The latest droughts in the Sahel the University of Miami's division of were 100 times above normal win· began in the late 1960s, peaked In marine and atmospheric chemlsty. ter levels. He said the drought and 1972, then continually worsened Red mud following showers and the worldwide weather disturbance from 1975, with Chad and Ethiopia summertime dust hazes that periodi­ known as El Nino were responsible. the hardest-hit countries, Prospero cally cloud Florida's skies are said. Show ND or SMC student or staff ID familiar to Miami residents, The exact source of the dust is un­ A similar Increase in dust and get a 10% discount Prospero said. "The new aspect is known, although Prospero said it oc­ transport was seen at Barbados In the dramatic increase in dust con­ curs because the drought has the early 1970s after the drought of centrations with the drought," he sharply increased wind erosion of the late 1960s. added. soil. Mineral studies proved that the 18001 State Road 23 The amount of African dust in the dust comes from Africa, he said. "These studies demonstrate that Near Ironwood ARMIDA KOBEK ' air in Barbados, West Indies, in 1983 Frequent cloud cover over the soil deflation (wind erosion) is ex­ South Bend, Indiana 46637 (219) 277-2870 was more than double the average Sahel - the drought-a.fllicted sub­ tremely sensitive to climate and that during non-drought years, Prospero Saharan band of North Africa - makes the dust generated can affect very -~· said, in______a paper presented at the it difficult to distinguish dust storms , large areas," Prospero said. 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United Limo~IIIIUI Talks The Institute for American Universities in Canterbury continued from page 1 ~ offers a unique progra~me of demanding, personalised 111fli, instruction in liberal arts subjects. opposed ideao; cannot enter directly into negotiations, Pfeiffer added. !0844 McKonley Hwv Omol• ~ .. ,I~IUIIIIIHIII Try it. It'll permanently change your way of thinking. For information, write to the Institute for American Diplomats from each country will 674 .. 6993 ···. ~,~ '"n"JIImm Universities, 73 Castle STreet, Canterbury CTl 2QD, or handle most negotiation. According to Pfeiffer, the leaders of the llnited i· ·mn n see your campus study-abroad advisor. 255 .. 3068 Ill''!. j' 111!,, .. • HIIIJI States and Soviet Union will only or till your I ravel IWIIIIJIIIIII• Jll•lllllllllllllr.l ~qenl dl11il IIIII I /\ hHIIIIIPIII>II II meet If an agreement Is reached ...... ~...... '""'"''"''"''"' ______.., ... ~.: .. ·...... _,:.,.. The Observer Thursday, December 6, 1984 - page 4 University settles with clothing manufacturer By GERARD GOLDNER the University licensing program, NewsS«lf/ which began in June 1983, manufac­ turers are permitted to legally The University of Notre Dame an­ produce and sell articles bearing nounced Friday that it had reached Notre Dame trademarks. Artex an out-of-court settlement on a suit Manufacturing Company now joins filed earlier this year against Artex 24 other manufacturing companies Manufacturing Company of Over­ which are officially licensed to use land Park, Kan. the University trademark. A special licensing committee evaulates and Notre Dame rued the suit against determines which companies will Artex because the clothing manufac­ receive licenses. Champion Licens­ turer had allegedly infringed on the ing Division of Rocbester, N. Y., is University's trademarks by produc­ the University's official licensing ing and selling clothing bearing agent. Notre Dame marks without official licensed permission. Notre Dame Although this type of transgres­ pursued legal help to end the abuse, sion is relatively rare, University which had continued for over a year. General Counsel Philip Faccenda said the University must be firm in Since infringement of trademarks response to cases of infringement or is a federal crime, the suit was rued else Notre Dame will eventually lose The Obsa'vtr/Paul Kramer in U.S. District Court for the Nor­ rights to its own trademarks. You want evidence that winter is here? You got it than 50-50 chance ofsnow. It's ttme to pull out the thern Indiana District. However, the "The University of Notre Dame -St. Mary's Lake freezes over even as you read. Tem­ flannel underwear, heavy gloves and boots. Winter settlement was reached out-of-court prizes its reputation and considers peratures are expected to drop today, with a better is here. on the day it was scheduled to be ar­ its name and associated trademarks raigned. to be vaulable assets," Faccenda said. The settlement between the Uni­ "It will continue to protect these as­ I AMERICAN versity and Artex was an sets through vigorous enforcement TCANCER undisclosed amount of money and and an active licensing program, to ~SOCIE1Y® &uper eooter included a license agreement. Under which we now welcome Artex." 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Depending upon how much of the brain is lost, strokes can be fatal or can leave their victims partly paralyzed, unable to speak or mis­ sing large pieces of their memories. No drugs are now available to limit the damage from strokes, said one of the authors of the new report, Every Thursday Night is Import Night Nancy Lee, a pharmacologist at the $1.00 imports from 7 p.m.- Close University of California in San Fran­ cisco. Bar-B-Que Ribs- all you can eat $4.95 The chemical, called dynorphin, paradoxically does not limit damage to the brain even though it alleviates 2046 South Bend Ave. 272-4935 the subsequent loss of bodily func­ tions, Ms. Lee said. She and her colleagues, including Yoshio Hosobuchi, a neurosurgeon at the University of California, found no change in the size of the damaged Get Involved! brain area or in the blood flow to the brain after administration of the drug. "If that's the case, the next line of thinking would be that it allows the We brain to reorganize itself and survive," said Ms. Lee. In the experiment reported in "Nature", the drug was given to the need cats · six hours after surgeons blocked a major artery supplying blood to their brains. The six-hour you! period was chosen carefully. "We figure that's about the time it Work for 2 hours a takes for the patient to get to the hospital and get to intensive care for week laying out a daily the administering of drugs," said Ms. student newspaper. Chance for Lee. promotion high. Stop in The researchers are so excited by Spots open their findings that they are already at The Observer offices for next semester preparing to ask the U.S. Food and and fill out an application. Drug Administration for permission to try dynorphin with human beings, !IOIDC:thing that could begin in as The Observer lildc as a year, Ms. Lee said. 3rd floor, LaFortune Student Center

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As we approach the end of the semester and of letters to the editor have asked: What is the I the close of another year, we may wish to character of Notre Dame? Does this institu­ 1 reflect on a few things we have learned about tion have an identity that distinguishes it from , communication. other educational institutions? Is it different , This column, throughout the fall, has used or, rather, does it make a difference in the , the national elections as a forum for discuss- lives of students, faculty, alumni and the world , at large? , Through all the examples of "communication" dismay at the football Chris Robinson team's performance, drinking on or off campus, inadequate social events (from the a larger view perspective of either men or women), the abortion controversy - is there a thread that runs through the fabric of our existence ing the structure and exercise of comunica­ which makes a meaningful experience possi­ tion. In reviewing that scene, an incident ble? came to mind which might serve as a I propose an experiment. This experiment springboard for a summary. could start us on the road to being more aut­ ------:~~~ Political issues were being examined on a hentic in our perceptions of what is going on campus near Notre Dame, and faculty as well in the world, as well a..'i the way in which we as students were invited to submit their views ihtcract with others. to the campus newspaper. With anticipation I After exams, try turning off the volume sat down to read these "in-depth" presenta­ when watching television. That's right, just tions, and with disappointment I noted that silently look at the stream of images that flow Got an opionion, drop us a line. faculty and students alike were merely reflect­ across the screen in vivid, perfectly packaged, 1 l If you would like to respond to sometbing Observer, P.O.Box Q, Notre Dame, Ind. 46556, ing on a local level what was occurring on the better-than-lifelike color. Look at the way the 1 you've read in 'Ilte Observer, why not write a or deltvered to ettber our Notre Dame office in national scene. Slogans, brief political stuff of life is fashioned into a net designed to letter to tbe editor. Letters sbould be well· LaFortune Student Center or our Saint Mary's "arguments" and "folk wisdom" lure you into laughter, fright, arousal or the written, typed, no more tban 250 words in office in Haggar College Center. predominated throughout. I was left with a nearest convenience store. Ba.'iic and beauti­ le,gtb and must bear tbe signature of tbe au· sense of frustration that somehow our educa­ ful things, personal things such as love and tbor. Letters wbicb are not signed by tbe author The Observer reseroes tbe rlgbt to edit all tional process was Inadequate, at least in laughter, sorrow and sex become mediums of wtll not be pub/lsbed. material submttted to tbe Viewpoint depart· terms of getting across the dynamics of exchange, tools of conquest in a dehumaniz­ healthy, vibrant, meaningful communication. ing, frightening way. Letters to tbe editor can be matted to The ment for publtcatton. What have we learned recently? Many sift Go to a motion picture. Sit there with your the ashes of the Reagan firestorm trying to dis­ eyes dosed. Smell the popcorn, experience cover trends or hidden messages. Winners the noisy, jostling crowd, hear the soundtrack and losers alike make pronouncements based spin past with its music, vocalizations and on their narrow perceptions of reality, con­ sound effects. When it's over, ask if the effect Desperate patriotism tinuing to play the "game" of politics with was worth the price of admission. little regard for the rights and needs of others. Go to a bookstore or library. Stand and , Some take the election as the first step toward really look at the rows upon rows of accum­ 1 of the Polish people future political goals. Others simply are ulated knowledge. Close your eyes and feel 1 relieved that the nation, having passed the pages. Smell the paper. Become lost in the ., through the obligatory electoral process, can sea of paper and plastic that have become the , "I am under constant surveillance. I am Weinberger, our bellicose secretary of now get back to "business as usual"- whatever instruments of civilized learning. '1 prepared for anything." Those are words from defense, could be so insensitive as to call him that may be. In short, as constituents of an idea called , the statement, published in the New York publicly "a Russian soldier in a Polish uni­ But what have we, the people of Notre Notre Dame, begin the search for meaningful , Review of Books, by Jerzy Popieluszko, the form." Dame - here and now - learned about the way communication in the serenity of our own martyred Polish priest. "The church's future," By all accounts,jaruzelskiis a Polish patriot, we communicate or, perhaps just as impor­ lives. We must, to surrender to an old phrase, like his counterpart whom he is working tant, about the way we function in the multi­ "get in touch with ourselves." We must sense closely with, Cardinal Glemp. Both men speak ple world of politics, economics, religion, our being, ascertain our nature, feel our for national traditions they want to preserve, education and humanitarian relationships? response to the world around us and think Garry Wills without a suicidal showdown against the Rus­ Perhaps we sec that we arc a noisy people, about what we arc doing and why. Think sians. It Is easy for those whose wives and surrounded by a roar of sense perceptions about what we should be doing and how to outrider children are not the "pawns" at stake to say that keep us from the thing we fear most - make it happen. theirs is a wishy-washy solution, entirely vacil­ facing ourselves in the silence of our own Then we might make better sense from the lating, compromising with evil. being. Whether it is politics or football games, next election, our next assignment or job or, History has forced on many good men such walkmans or stereo videos, the human condi­ hopefully, next year. he wrote, "will be the society's future. The compromises. Robert E. Lee was an opponent tion is being increasingly characterized by Best wishes for an authentic 1985. "·burch's mission is to be with the people here of slavery and a believer in the union of. this high noise and low fidelity, abundant quantity through thick and thin, and this mission I nation. He had served at West Point and had but questionable quality. Chris Robinson Is a doctoral sociology stu­ believe the church will never renounce." sworn an oath to the Constitution. But when Spread out the issues of Tbe Observer, for dent at Notre Dame and a regular Viewpoint Father Popieluszko was opposing the Polish war came- against his wishes, and unjust in his instance, and ask yourself what some writers columnist. authorities · so they killed him, right? Well, own eyes - he decided he would have to stand maybe. But in that case, why did those very with his own kindred, erring as they were, and same authorities reveal the crime, capture the labor to kill his former comrades from West murderers and pursue their accomplices? As Point to protect a compromised territory of P.O. BoxQ the veering and tacking motions of Father his actual endangered friends. He was a pa­ Popieluszko's own church suggest, it is too triot, and we honor him while abominating which were monuments to the strength of our simple to say that Poland is part of the evil the causes - slavery, disunion - for which he family. empire, and all its ways are a darkness. had to fight In one of history's harder corners. Christmas, what docs it mean? Is it the flash· We said that of China, and of North Korea, Jaruzelski deserves some such sympathy as he Christmas is a time ing lights that adorn the various houses and of North Vietnam, a.'i we stlll say it of Cuba carries on a fight to keep Poland relatively in­ around America? Is it G.I. joe and Barbie, and Nicaragua · not recognizing the mixture dependent. of giving and loving Rlunite and L.L. Bean? I say it is not. I say it is of nationalism, pride, personal ambition and The best guess is that the murderers of Fa-. more, oh, so much more than that! As the song even misplaced idealism in some Marxist ther Popieluszko were trying to end the says, it is "Peace on earth, good will to men." regimes. And it is especially foolish to say collaboration of the Polish state with the Dear Editor: Christmas is a time of giving and loving! when we are dealing with Poland, a deeply re­ Polish church, to topple jaruzelski and During the Christmas season I often reflect Well, that is my reminder. I hope all the ligious country with a long history of griev­ weaken Glemp. It would be a ghastly irony if on my humble beginnings in a small farming memcbcrs of the Notre Dame community ances against Russia. Gen. Wojclech America helped along the murderers' en­ community in Des Moines, Iowa. I remember take heed and remember to love each other Jaruzelski, the current ruler of Poland, is son deavor. my mother with her calloused hands which with their whole heart. God Bless! and grandson of Polish military officers who symbolized the good within all of us. I remem­ Ken Munro were killed by the Russians. Yet Caspar (C) 1984, UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE ber my father with his gruff voice and iron fist Dtl/onHa/1

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juggler is strategically placed in the , academic buildings and the I Sam Moore LaFortune Student Center. This ~' approach is only partially effective r features staff writer for students eagerly snap up all of r the available copies. Consequendy, r Books most students never see ajuggler r copy. The onlyjuggler that I previ­ r ously owned was the Spring, 1982 r ontrary to the knowledge of ing the most impressive works for edition that I received in my fresh­ C many, there exists another publication. The artwork and pho­ man English class. I was fortunate ~ University magazine in addition to tography are usually chosen from enough to receive a copy to read the Scholastic, the Technical students' works at the Art Building. for this article for I have not seen Review, and the Notre Dame maga­ The quality of these works testify to another copy elsewhere. Upon ~ zine. This magazine is the juggler - the abundant talent of these Notre seeing my copy, more than a few the free, student-published, semian­ Dame students, which testifies to people have said, "What's that?" In nual literary magazine of Notre the broad scope oftalent in the light of this visible problem, the Dame. Thejuggler features poems, student body. juggler will ask for more funding short stories, essays, photographs, from the Board·of Trustees. Copies and artwork. Significantly, all of The publication process began of thejuggler are available from the these works are done by students. last spring, when Guerra was ap­ English Office. The glossy look ofthejuggler ex­ I" pointed editor-in-chief. ·She then r­ emplifies its professional style. Let assembled an editorial board. The The selections in thejuggler are r­ us look into thejuggler, this fine juggler next solicited, through an enjoyable experience to read, , publication that, unfortunately, has advertisements, for manuscripts. view, and understand, if one has an r seemed to escape the notice of Out of these - in particular, open-minded attitude while doing r most Notre Dame students. manuscripts from the creative so. Many people seem to be unwill­ r writing courses - the board selected ing to give poetry a chance to enter­ r Thejuggler strives to maintain its the best works. Thejuggler then tain them and others worry they r high quality while offering sent the selected works to Notre will not get the "right" message r "ordinary people", i.e. students, the Dame's Ave Maria Press, where Ave from the poem. A. more relaxed opportunity for the publication of Maria made galley prints from the attitude will replace this tension f their works. Usa Guerra, the editor­ literature and photo-reduced the with an inquisitive feeling that r in-chief of this year'sjuggler, says artwork. Ave Maria then sent back makes one more conducive to believe is initially humorously entertaining and cultural journal of r that the importance of publishing the material for thejuggler to poetry reading. This attitude is that witty, " ... And Then There Were thought and artistic expression. The students' works exclusively cannot "layout" the magazine. After whatever one gets from a poem is Three", by Daniel Ellis. The short juggler is a lasting and progressive be overemphasized. At other uni­ thc;fuggler laid out the material, it valid. Since we are all unique, it is stories and poems cover a wide magazine; Prof. John Matthias has versities, the literary magazine was sent back to Ave Maria for logical that one person will get one scope of topics; they are all written been the faculty advisor for fifteen often serves as a forum only for printing. Using the traditional idea from a poem, and another from a powerful, personal perspec­ years. The pages ofthejuggler hold more established and famous writ­ glossy, square-shaped format, 1300 person will get a different idea. tive. On the whole, the Fall, 1984 the works of young writers and ers. Consequently, most young copies were printed. Aside from all of this seriousness, a edition of thejuggler provides a artists learning their craft. It will not artisans never get the chance to be poem provides, in an educational cohesive, and satisfying collage of be surprising if these names figure published, the chance for recogni­ This is a small amount due to the way, relaxation and fun. art and literature- all of high prominently in the worlds of art tion that might springboard them to limited budget ofthejuggler. quality; all produced by Notre and literature in the future. The more widespread attention. Guerra Despite increased University fun­ There is a diversity of subject Dame students. juggler will, hopefully, receive says that one of the best functions ding, and a subsidy from the Stu­ matter in thejuggler. The photogra­ enough funds to be made easily of her work is when she informs the dent Activities Board, this problem phy ranges from a photograph of a For all of those who rashly con­ available to the whole Notre Dame students that their works have been exist because its cost is not in­ rural family, to an abstract study of nect any expressions of fine art with community;. in the meantime, it selected for the-juggler. These cluded in the tuition fee. Conse­ clashing lines. The artwork includes "elitism", thejuggler will serve to would be an intelligent decision to works are first-rate. The editorial quently, it is too expensive to print a haunting self-portrait, a carnival enlighten your view. Thejuggler is make the trip to the English Office board carefully sifts through all of enough copies for every member of dance, a fantasmal vision of a accessible; it only asks that it be to get ajuggler, and to hold on to the material submitted, only select- the Notre Dame community. The "woman-tree", and a painting that I appreciated in its own right - as an that copy. 'Dune' filled with the heat ofToto

Don Seymour mood of the film. In this aspect, the known as Dune. This is a vital part album's best tracks. Its bizarre, work of Toto seems to shine. of the story and definitely some­ melancholy synthesizers create a features staff writer The album opens with a prologue thing that should not be forgotten. haunting, unsettling effect - the that effectively orients the listener This slip, however, comes directly perfect theme for the supernatural (or viewer) to the world of Dune. from the screenplay by David in an already strange world. Records lhe voice of the narrator, Princess Lynch. "Dune (Desert Theme)," the lrulan, issues forth in a serene, regal The "Main Title" immmediately album's first single, opens the monotone. Here I encoutered a follows the prologue. Its heart, a second side and quickly proves to A 1975 readers poll voted it out like those ofjohn Williams in flaw that, once again, cannot be majestic, four note theme that be the album's strongest piece. This the greatest novel of imagina- Star Wars andSuperman. Only attributed to Toto. At one point, the speaks of some imperative drama, recognizable theme, in its pop style, tion of all time. Now, Frank Her­ certa1n tracks distinguish them­ narrator concedes that she's forgot­ recurs frequently throughout the sounds the most like Toto. The bert's science fiction opus, Dune, selves enough to provide long-term ten to divulge some information, score. This motif is the closest the dominant piano melody over­ has finally been made into a motion listening pleasure, but this follows namely that the consciousness­ score comes to a distinct, presents but does not over-power picture. The story of a desert planet from no fault of Toto. A expanding spice melange can only memorable theme, but the opening the guitar and evokes memories of in the far distant future, in a world soundtrack's purpose is to set the be found on the planet Arrakis, also flourish remains impressive, almost "Rosanna" or "99." The song prob­ where computers have been urgent, about the ensuing epic of ably will never be heard on radio outlawed, and where most of the doom, endurance, and stupendous but it's a pleasure to listen to and known world is addicted to a mental achievements. With no should be the most remembered of consciousness-expanding spice, is pause, the "Main Title" fades di­ all the tracks. now a Dino De Laurentiis film di­ rectly into "Robot Fight," the first of rected by David Lynch. This ex­ a number of pieces with interesting "Paul Takes the Water ofUfe" has travaganza should hit the theaters percussion. The relentless, metallic the bizarre feeling of a warped slow within a few weeks; consequently, drums perfectly give the impression motion scene that reaches a loud, the soundtrack merits a look. of robots. Likewise, "First Attack" violent, shrieking peak. "Big Battle" uses deep, throbbing almost starts out like tension music from Suprisingly, most of the score was military-like drums as the backbone Magnum PJ. or some such composed and performed by the of a rhythm section with a bass that detective show with its driving pop group Toto, that L.A. studio gets downright funky at the end. bongos, but turns into a victory band that swept the Grammys two march with the return of the main years ago with their album Toto IV "Leto's Theme," written about title theme. Finally, "Take My and its hits "Rosanna" and "Africa." the main character's father, mourns Hand," another pop-sounding cut, Be sure, though, that the Dune poignantly of hinted power that is sports such a tight piano melody soundtrack is not a rock album. lost. "The Box" sounds suspiciously that it could have been written with Indeed the members have woven like The Twilight Zone theme in lyrics in mind. It's a sentimental an eerie, ominous, majestic score part. "The Floating Fat Man" nicely number. combining their keyboard and escapes the cliched somberness The Dune soundtrack is not an guitar-based sound with the sym­ usually reserved for evil by using album that you should rush out and phonic thunder of the Vienna Sym­ what sounds like an electronic buy for its memorable songs. In­ phony Orchestra. The results not harpsichord, hitting fast see-sawing stead, it's more the type of a non­ only surprise but delight with a notes. distracting album that would be put grandness that fits the epic story. Brian Eno's "Prophecy Theme," on while doing homework. It's the only number not written by pleasing to listen to, but it may be The album's only problem is that members of Toto, closes out the more affecting after you've seen the it is a soundtrack. No themes stand first side. It proves to be one of the movie. Thursday, December 6, 1984 - page 6 - 7 Hanoi Rock-a thorn in the foot Beauty in old l~dies Don't you ever leave me baby and housernates Tim Adams Ifyou leave me you will kill me now features staff writer has been told hundreds of times before, and we really don't need by M.d. Murray Records these chaps to do it again. "Million features staff writer Miles Away" is another re-tread, this time about a guy in prison who suppose it's not the most natural progression for a person to go anol Rocks has nothing t<~ do teaching high school!! Here are misses a girl who is figuratively, you from Business major to Holy Cross Associate. My classes In with Hanoi at all. This qumtet S<'Bob Ezrin, manned would seem to be self-serving or shallow. the controls for numerous albums As an Associate I worked for an in-home-health care agency. Each by Ki11s and Alice Cooper, and so it day I drove from house to house to assist people who, because of seems Hanoi Rock.~ wants to con­ illness of age, could no longer perform many of life's most basic tinue in this vein. '!bey play hard tasks. I helped them with.their baths, shopping and housecleaning. r01.:k, but it isn't very original. But most of all, 1 was there to be their friend. No matter how many debits and credits I pondered over in college, I could not have Monroe sounds like a con· been prepared for these people who became my treasured friends. giomt·ration of David Johansen There was Mary Vaughn, an 84-year-old widow, who retired to strut, Robin Zander pop, and your her bed at age 75. Each day Mary lived on a diet of soap-operas and average sod's lack of talent. On the chocolate. The only time she took a bath the entire time 1 knew her first song, a cover of Creedence was when Greg and Jenny married on the soap "All My Children"· Clearwater Revival's "Up Around no lie. I remember how naive I was when I first began visiting Mary. the Hend," he struggles to maintain I knew she had been in and out of the hospital for malnutrition, and a pitch, and often times he fails. I told myself that I would help her understand the importance of Where John Fogerty succeeds in expanding her culinary tastes. After three frustrating months, the belting out even the high notes, young secretary in our office said to me, "Hey, who wouldn't want Monroe rendt·rs them flat and to sit around all day and watch soap-operas and eat chocolate grating. 'Ibis version adds nothing stars?" It then dawned on me that no one was forcing Mary to live to the song except a purposeless, like this. She had chosen this lifestyle basically because she was ham-headed singalong at then end. lonely. By being ill she was assured that at least three times a week Monroe also sings the word "bend" she would have a visitor from our agency. Mary didn't need a like your typical macho heavy metal 22-year-old to poach eggs for her· what she needed was a friend. stud, extending it much longer than To this day Mary Is still one of my friends. She knows it, too, it needs to be. He tries to scream because every few months I send her a bag of chocolates just to like Fogerty, but prooves himself as remind her that she is loveable as she is. a poor comparison. But even with all these faults, "Up Around the "Boiler," which I guess is a Another amazing part of my Associate year was living in nend" is still Trvo Steps's best, or Nice, huh? And to top it off, "High nickname for "girl." All the band community. At first I thought that community living would be a least bad, song. School" includes a guitar solo members sing this one, and I am breeze. After all, I come from a large family and all my experiences where the guitarist cannot keep up reminded of a soft sea-chant when with roommates have been positive. It was when I met the other Hanoi Rock.~ do attempt humor with the tempo in one place, and hearing it. For once, the vocals two women and two men, with whom I was to spend my HCA year, in the song "High School," a also a Kevin DuBrow/Quiet Riot· aren't strained or hyperactive, and that I k.new once again I'd been naive. They were nice but seemed moronic tune that displays an type scream at the end. All the the result Is a passable, yet offen· so different from me. As the year went on that thought proved to be amazingly had sense of arrangement elements for a bad song! sive, song. true. They were nice and they were different. Because of these on the part of co-writers Ezrln ami Whether or not Two Steps From differences we grew to k.now, challenge, accept, confrnnt, and love guitarist Andy McCoy. lbc different In a few other songs, Hanoi Rock.~ the Move becomes a hit, I still won't each other. Living in that community was one of the best parts of the song do not logically tries to create some serious like it. What Hanoi Rocks needs is experiences of my life. 1 think 1 experienced every emotion follow each other; they sound as if meanings by utilizing cliched situa- some more talent, and truckloads of possible as 1 came to a clearer understanding of why God's they're from different songs. tions. "Don't You Ever Leave Me" is originality. In today's already too challenge to "love our neighbor" can be so difficult to live out. I Monroe sings about how he was such an ordinary song that I wonder heavy metal/hard rock-dominated could have lots of patience with an 84-year-old woman who hated given so much grief in school, and why they even bothered to include music scene, Hanoi Rocks Is just baths but little with a 22-year-old house mate who hated vacuums. his plan ro get revenge· by it. The chorus, which goes another thorn in the foot. 1 grew a lot during my Associate year. I became a better listener, l--=~~~~~::~~~::::::~::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;~~----ni~~~~~~~~~~~P.JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.illllilllilllllllllll~l supporter,bath-giver,cookand friend. But most importantly I became a better Christian. God changed for me during that year. God was not something that was abstract or liturgical; God was in OFFICE OF Sacred Heart Church the beauty that surrounded me · be LNMRSITY it the mountains; little, old ladies; or house mates. At the end of my Asso· MINISTRY elate year I was afraid that when I left, alii had learned would evaporate. But! was wrong. What The Solemnity of the Holy Cross Associates did for me was help me to continue the e G~~ l~maculate Conception process of k.nowing and loving God, .,.\,...~ 15% Discount myself and others. That process of the Blessed Virgin Mary continued last year when 1 was the ~ notincluding . administrator for Senior Bar and · sale Items this year In my job with HCA. As I look ahead, the process seems N.D.- S.M.C. Vigil Celebration destined to continue. Students Friday, December 7th 5:00p.m. Christmas Music provided by the Notre Dame Glee Club Celebrant & Homilist: Fr. David Tyson, C. S.C. PoHery Sale • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • niversity Park Mall and Saturday, December 8th (Graduate Works) Concord & Pierre Moran 11:30 a.m. December 6 & 7 Malls - Elkhart Celebrant: Fr. Edward Malloy, C.S.C. all day JO'Shaugh~essy Hall Thursday, December 6, 1984- page 8 Sports Briefs Johnson signs with Texas Henderson set to become a Yankee The Anny ROTC rifle tean1 defeated the DePaul varsity rifle team in a meet last weekend. Phil Foster shot the highest Assoclated Press tee of attention as the major league also announced they had sent score, and his p~rformance was supported by Michele Ritchie, Jim portion of the owners' convention catcher Rick Cerone to the Atlanta Beiter and Rob Burke. -Tbe Obseroer HOUSTON The New York began with a policy-level meeting of Braves for 22-year-old right-hander Yankees made their third deal of the the Player Relations Committee and Brian Fisher, who was assigned to 1984 baseball winter meetings yes­ a joint meeting of the two leagues' the Class AAA Columbus Clippers. terday, reaching an agreement that top executives. johnson signed a three-year deal A white-water rafting trip is being sponsored by couid put Oakland A's outfielder The PRC handles labor negotia­ with the Rangers, who plan to use NV A during spring break. The trip will be organized by Colorado Rickey Henderson in pinstripes. tions for baseball, and the Basic him as their designated hitter. Outward Bound. An important meeting for anyone who is interested There was a flurry of activity at the Agreement with players expires on The Red Sox, meanwhile, were of­ will be held this Sunday, Dec. 9, at-~p.m. in the football auditorium at meetings as the Texas Rangers also Dec. 31. fering Rice for the first time in trade. the ACC. Anyone who has questions but is unable to attend the announced the signing of free-agent Lee MacPhail, former American Their first feeler for the outfielder meeting should call Sally at 239-6690. -Tbe Obseroer designated hitter Cliff johnson and League President who now heads came from the Houston Astros, but the Boston Red Sox continued to of· the PRC, said the major area of con­ Astros President and General fer jim Rice in trade. tention with the Major League Manager AI Rosen said the Red Sox The deal for Henderson, the big­ Players Association is a union were asking for too much. Observer Sports Briefs are accepted Sunday gest name traded at the meetings demand that contributions to player Rice, 31, will be entering the final through Thursday until 4 p.m. at Tbe Obseroer office on the third since 1980, was contingent on the benefits be tied to television money. year of a nso;ooo-per-year deal floor of LaFortune. Briefs must be clearly written. -Tbe Obseroer Yankees being able to reach agree­ The players want one-third of with the Red Sox in 1985. Rice ment on a contract with the player's baseball's $1 billion television con­ reportedly is seeking a contract that agent, Richie Bry. The Yankees were tract with ABC and NBC. The will earn him $2.4 million per year. given 48 hours to make an accep­ owners would rather set a flat rate. Several other trades apparently The ND/SMC Ski Oub will be meeting for mem- table offer. The two sides met twice before were in the works. bers to register for tryouts on Monday at 6 p.m. in the LaFortune Henderson holds the major these meetings, and MacPhail said Toronto, trying to acquire a relief Little Theatre. All members must attend and bring money for sweat­ league record for stolen bases, with they would meet twice more in New pitcher, reportedly nixed a deal with shirts and turtlene,ks. For more information, call Kate at 277-4706.­ 130 in 1982. He stole 81 bases last York, probably on Dec. 11 and 13, Mofitreal that would have brought Tbe Obseroer season, when he drove in 58 runs then twice in Los Angeles on Dec. 18 jeff Reardon to the Blue jays. The Ex­ with 16 homers and a .293 batting and 19. pos may have been asking for _too average. In addition to johnson's signing much - players like Damaso Garcia johnson and Rice were at the cen- with Texas, the New York Yankees and jesse Barfield. 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The Observer Thursday, December 6, 1984- page 9 Argues that its game is for national championship Orange Bowl says BYU isn't No. 1

Associated Press "I'm not prepared to say BYU is BYU and Oklahoma played two NEW YORK - Regardless of what not a good football team," James common opponents - BYU defeated The Associated Press college foot­ said. "I've been low-profiling the No. Pitt, 20-14, and Baylor, 47-13; Okla­ ball poll says - and it currently says 1 thing because we play them the homa beat Pitt, 42-10, and Baylor, that Brigham Young is No. 1- the Or­ next two years. But I'm saying 'Go 34-15 - while Oklahoma and Wash­ ange Bowl is trumpeting the clash Blue' (Michigan's war cry) every ington both defeated Stanford, Okla­ between No. 2 Oklahoma and night in my prayers. I certainly hope homa winning, 19-7, Washington, fourth-ranked Washington on New the Orange Bowl is for the national 37-15. Year's Night as a national champion­ championship." James conceded that "Oklahoma ship game. For the record, BYU's 12 oppo­ has played a much tougher schedule "Brigham Young hasn't played a nents (the Cougars are 12-0) had a than we have," while Switzer said representative schedule. Their op­ combined record of 54-79-3. But that "Michigan is a good team and if ponents as a group have a losing Oklahoma's (9-1-1) were 52-63-6 Brigham Young bears them soundly, record. How can a team like that be and Washington's ( 10-1) were 55- they'll deserve to be national cham­ the national champion?" Nick Crane, 66-0. At the time of their respective pions. But if it (the Holiday Bowl) is chairman of the Orange Bowl's team games, BYU's opponents were 25- a close game, our two teams have a selection committee, said yesterday. 37-1, Oklahoma's 30-27-1, Washing­ legitimate chance for the national "In our opinion, and in the opinion ton's 29-25-0. championship." of a lot of others, they shouldn't be ranked No. l." "We're saying it's for the national championship and we hope every­ one else does, too," said Bob Laf­ Women swimmers lose ferty, president of the Orange Bowl. Crane, five other Orange Bowl The Notre Dame women's swim­ in the 200-yard butterfly, Julie Boss representatives and coaches Barry ming team set four meet records swam a 25.66 in the 50-yard Switzer of Oklahoma and Don James before losing to Bowling Green, 81- freestyle and Amy Darlington of Washington have not been as out­ 59, yesterday afternoon at the finished the 100-yard freestyle in spoken as the Orange Bowl commit­ Rockne Memorial Pool. The close, 55.66, as all three placed first and set Ibe Observer/Margaret Mannion tee. But they made no secret of the hard-fought contest was decided by individual event meet records. The Saint Mary's basketball team (in white) lost at Hope College, fact that they are rooting for Mic­ the last two events of the day. "Last year, Bowling Green blew us 77-68, 011 Tuesday night. Kelly Portelese details the game on page higan to defeat BYU in the Holiday "If we would have placed first and out. This year, I think we suprised 12. Bowl on Dec. 21. third in the 200-yard individual them with very competitive perfor­ medley, the score would have been mances," Stark said. "I am looking much closer," said Irish coach Den­ for accelerated improvement from nis Stark. the team over the upcoming meets." Stark was very pleased by the four Aloha Bowl Tickets meet records set. The 400-yard The women go to Cleveland State medley relay team set a new record for a Saturday morning meet, before on sale today through Friday by swimming to first place in 4:13.1. traveling to Valparaiso next Tues­ Suzanne Devine recorded a 2:12.88 day.

at ACC ticket office part in the IUPUI tournament. Saint Mary's is scheduled for a 6 p.m. from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. each day Hope matchup with the Lady Titans of Marion College of Marion, Ind., who continued from page I 2 finished with a 15-9 record last year. One ticket per I D, up to four I D's Under the direction of a new coach, led the team in rebounding. Marion features six returning letter­ Defensively, Wood cited Bir and men and should give the Belles a sophomore forward Lorri White for tough fight. Cost: $15 per ticket their fine play. Host Indiana University-Purdue Tomorrow the Belles travel to In­ University at Indianapolis will then dianapolis, Ind., where they will take take on Franklin College in the second game of the night. The win­ ner of that game will advance to the championship game to be played on SaturdaY, which will be preceeded AMERICAN by a consolation game.

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By CHUCK FREEBY as Western Michigan held on to a 7-6 The Irish finished the job early in Sports Writer advantage. the second half, tightening the lasso The easy misses didn't bother DiS­ around the Broncos with six un­ It was just like the rodeo at the tanislao, though. answered points to open the period. Athletic & Convocation Center last "I wasn't worried at that point be­ Keys opened the half with a baseline night, as the Notre Dame women's cause we were getting the good jumper, before Bates scored two of basketball team played the role of shots," recalled DiStanislao. "When her team-high 19 points off a quick Bronco busters. you're getting layups and good pass from freshman forward Sandy The Irish had little trouble in inside shots at the basket, sooner or Botham. Botham then converted a roping their second victory of the later they are going to fall." rebound goal at 17:27 to make it 47- year by busting the Broncos of West­ Indeed, those shots did start to fall 27. Hess came off the bench with an ern Michigan, 76-46, before a sparse when the Irish bench came to the unprintable expletive and called a crowd of 160 spectators under the rescue just like the cavalry would. timeout, but the damage had been south dome. Coach Mary DiStanis­ Senior co-captain Mary Beth done. lao's Irish now stand at 2-3, while Schueth came in at the 14: 14 mark "I was really pleased with the fact Western Michigan fell to 1-3. and wasted little time in hitting a that we didn't let up in the second layup to put the Irish on top. Bronco half," said DiStanislao. "Basketball is You would expect a game be­ guard Tracy Wells answered by a battle of wills, and if you are tween two clubs with losing records driving the length of the court to prepared to win, you will come out wouldn't be very exciting, and this collect two of her 12 points and put on top. We were prepared in the game lived up to expectations but the Broncos back in front, 9-8. second half." for all the wrong reasons. The Irish Notre Dame put itself in the took control of the game midway Western Michigan quite obvi­ saddle at that point with eight through the first half and never ously was not ready for the assault. straight points to take a lead it would looked back, much to the pleasure of Not onJy did the Broncos know the DiStanislao. never relinquish. Trena Keys broke a meaning of the word quit, they string of six straight misses from the defined it quite well in the later "For the first time this year, you field with a 12-foot jumper from the stages of the game as their play saw a team out on the floor," right ba.'>eline to ignite the spurt. started to get rather ragged. The remarked DiStanislao of her team's Laura Dougherty then came off the most blatant example came with play. "They are pushing each other bench to sink a pair of mid-range 2: 19 left, when an obviously to be the best they can be right now. jumpers, before Carrie Bates frustrated forward Vicky Musky They haven't reached that level yet, pumped in a turnaround jumper to committed her fifth foul intention­ but they are on the road to doing it run the score to 16-9 with 10:13 to ally and ran directly to her towel on now." go in the half. the bench before the official even That road was bumpy early in the The teams traded baskets for the had a chance to get to the scorer's The Obscrvcr/)ollannco Hacker game, as the Irish had problems get­ next three minutes before Notre table. Carrie Bates had a team-high 19 points•last night as the Notre ting their feet in the stirrups. Several Dame put together another streak of Dame women's basketball team routed the Broncos of Western missed layups and some sloppy ex­ eight straight points, thanks to Musky had good reason to be Michigan, 76-46, at the ACC. Chuck Freeby details the game at ecution in the opening minutes kept Dougherty. The highlight film began frustrated, despite scoring a game­ right. Notre Dame from opening up a lead, at 7:48 when Dougherty hit a layup high 21 points. The Broncos' fran­ off a nice feed from Keys to make it chise player committed seven of Missing three starters 22-15. The 5·1 0 senior co-captain Western Michigan's 25 turnovers then fed Bates with a bounce pass for against a sticky Irish defense, and she another layup, before nailing a 15- was worn down by working in a full­ Belles fall to Hope College, 77-68 footer from the left corner to run the court press which was ineffective count to 26- I 5. against the quicker Irish. By KELLY PORTOLESE guard Kris Pantelleria, also were win in four attempts. Saint Mary's That brought fiery Bronco coach Sports Writer sidelined with injuries received falls to 1-4. Meanwhile, the Irish celebrated Jim Hess from the bench asking for a by giving everybody a chance to over the weekend at the Goshen "We put forth a super effort," said timeout. This did little to slow Doug­ The Saint Mary's basketball team College tournament. Saint Mary's coach Marvin Wood. play, and a pair of Notre Dame sub­ herty, who came back to find stitutes responded with fine perfor­ fought back from an IS-point deficit Hope took charge in the first half "Hope just had good outside shoot­ Schueth open on the low post for an in the second half to pull within six and built up a 42-28 halftime advan­ ing and superior rebounding." mances. Sophomore Mickey easy jumper. By that time, it became Skieresz collected four points and points, but it was not enough as the tage. Early in the second half, the With three starters nursing injur­ clear that the rout was on, as the Belles fell to the Flying Dutchmen of Flying Dutchmen soared to a com­ ies, the depth of this young squad is six rebounds in onJy three minutes Irish coasted to a 41-27 halftime of playing time, while freshman cen­ Hope College, 77-68, in NAIA Con­ manding 48-30 lead. paying off. All 10 remaining players lead. ference action Tuesday night. Just when it looked as if Hope saw action Tuesday night and con­ ter Beth Morrison celebrated her Needless to say, DiStanislao was first varsity action with two Although the Belles have carried a would put the game completely out tinued to gain valuable experience pleased with the play of her bench, "never say die" attitude into each of reach, the Belles tightened their as a result. rebounds and a layup with 20 particularly Schueth and Dougherty. seconds left. game during the young season, luck defense and rallied to outscore their Freshman guard Tammye Radke "People have to get their has not been on their side. Just five opponents 16-4, which sliced the led the Belles offensively with a 20- priorities in line on this club, and "We cut our turnovers down to minutes into the game, senior for­ margin to 52-46 with eight minutes point effort, while junior forward we're starting to do that," noted the 17 tonight, which isn't good, but still ward Elaine Seuss suffered a cut lip left on the clock. Beth Kreher and freshman forward Irish mentor. "One of the benefits of is fewer than whatwe've had," noted which required seven stitches and A Hope timeout and an adjusted Rachel Bir chipped in with 10 points being a senior is having four years of DiStanislao, who now must prepare kept her out for the remainder of the defense allowed the host team to apiece. experience and being exposed to a her squad for a 2 p.m. clash with contest. Two other starters, senior regain the momentum which would Kreher and freshman forward variety of situations. These seniors Georgetown Saturday at the ACC. center Betsy Ebert and sophomore carry it to the triumph and its third Donna Wolf, who had four baskets, have good leadership and they will "Plus, we dominated the boards Men's swimming team see HOPE, page 9 get the job done." with a 4 3·28 advantage." loses to Bowling Green By MIKE SZ¥MANSK1 ln other events, Paul Benz Sports Writer clocked a 2:04.05 in the 200-yard backstroke to take second, Chris Despite losing to Bowling Green, Green swam a 2:04.88 in the 200- 71-41, last night at the Rockne yard individual medley, which also Memorial Pool, the Notre Dame was good for second place, and John men's swimming team showed Koselka finished third in the 50-yard marked improvement for this eacly freestyle with a time of 22.99 Fresh­ in the season, according to Coach manJim Dowd swam his fastest race Dennis Stark. of the season in the 100-yard "We are still looking for the right freestyle, coming in at 50.19 to place combinations," said Stark. It is hard third. to project how the season will prog­ Co-captain Tim Bohdan recorded ress. Practice times are not always a solid performance in the 1000- the answer. Performances count the yard freestyle, swimming the dis­ most in competition. We have im­ tance in 10:09.69 for second place. proved times and effort, and we are· "It is tough to swim against moving in the positive direction." scholarship teams (as Bowling In the 200-yard fly, co-captain Green is) which have three double Brian Casey swam to first place in winners," said Bohdan. "We had 1:59.55. The Irish dominated the some good swims for early in the one- and three-meter diving events season, but we will have to improve as Mike Kennedy and Rick Yohon our times to compete with placed first and second, Cleveland State this weekend." lbc ~rvcr/Chaitanya Panchal respectively, in both events. "I see Notre Dame travels to the Ohio The Notre Dame men's swimming team lost to tbe team made marked improvementfor so early in improvement in diving with Rick be­ school for a Saturday afternoon Bowling Green, 71-41, last night at the Rockne the season, though. Mike Szymanski tells the story coming stronger," Stark said. meet. Memorial Pool.lrisb coach Dennis Stark feels that at left.