INEFFABLE TWADDLE “It Is My Business to Know What Other People Don’T Know.” —The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle
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INEFFABLE TWADDLE “It is my business to know what other people don’t know.” —The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle Volume 39 Issue 5 May, 2020 The monthly publication of The Sound of the Baskervilles A Scion Society of the Baker Street Irregulars since March 31, 1980 Serving the Greater Puget Sound Region of Western Washington, USA 2020 Writing Contest “Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Uninvited Guest” C J SOB L S !! M Y L : Ms. Lauran Stevens 320 West Roy Street, Apt. 207 Seattle, WA 98119 H C A I Y?! C A, ? J E ? Y C E (2) , : Category 1: In 200 words or less, give us a believable plot and how Holmes will solve it! Category 2: In 200 words or less, introduce the “Uninvited Guest” to us and have him/her/them hook Holmes into taking his/her/their Case! Y N 1 ! F P W P 1 F 2021 B’!!! O , O PRIZES T!!! Sherlock on Screen: Streaming Sherlock With SOB Kris Hambrick Greengs, Friends. Your resident Playacng Busybody here. A few months ago, I came up with the idea of highlighng some of the best, worst, and unheralded performances of our favorite detecve in a monthly column in these pages. Since we are now all honorary members of our own private Diogenes Clubs, and it is not sll 1895, I thought this might be a good me to start by looking at some of the streaming opons available to keep us company. This is by no means exhausve, and there are many more Holmesian offerings out there for rent or purchase through various streaming plaorms. What I have done is tried to narrow it down to a few of the most interesng offerings on many of the standard plaorms you may already subscribe to. You are also encouraged to check out the YouTube playlist I constructed for my “Century of Sherlock Holmes” course, here: hps://www.youtube.com/ playlist?list=PL4gGL‐oH0F9pGhptT8IAghaoOhDxTSBmh. This is a collecon of movies and clips, some of which might be obscure, some of which are simply fun or of historical value. .... Continued on Page 2 Page 2 Ineffable Twaddle ...Streaming Sherlock Factoid from PFL David Continued from Page 1 Did you know March was National Women’s Month? Below are a few of the free—with subscripon— Did you further know this fact? opons available to you. Your mileage, as always, may In 1919, the first Metropolitan vary but hopefully there is a lile something here for Police Women Patrols took to everyone! the streets of London. Amazon Prime: The formaon of all female Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr., 2009), police patrols in London became Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (Robert Stephens, a regular way of life that Febru‐ 1970), ary. The Naonal Union of Wom‐ Sherlock Holmes (2010, “the one with the dinosaurs”), en Workers were given a year‐ and, most of Universal Pictures’ Basil Rathbones films long contract in order to see if Britbox: they could do the same job as The Hound of the Baskervilles (Tom Baker, 1982) male police officers—although Crunchyroll: they were not inially given the power of arrest. Sherlock Hound (1984) While this might seem much ado about nothing, it was a major step toward geng women on the police force. Disney+: In December 1922, another major step forward was The Great Mouse Detective (1986) taken when fiy female officers were sworn into the HBO: force with the same powers of arrest as their male Miss Sherlock (2018), Detective Pikachu (2019) counterparts. Hoopla: nd Sherlock Holmes in the 22 Century (1999), With regrets, our 38th Annual Wreath Toss & Mr. Holmes (2015), Luncheon on May 2, 2020 at Tumwater Falls They Might Be Giants (1971) is Cancelled!! Hulu: Elementary (2012‐2019), Sherlock Gnomes (2018) While her multi-weeks long vacation to Canada in March Kanopy: was cut short due to the coronavirus and the ice skating competition she was to attend was cancelled, Webmaster Sherlock Holmes (William Gillee, Shannon (below) did get to visit the ACD Collection at the 1916), Toronto Reference Library and did make it home before Sherlock Jr. (Buster Keaton, 1924) the U.S. / Canadian border was shut down! Starz: Holmes & Watson (Will Ferrell, 2018) PBS (Passport): BBC Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch, 2010‐2017), How Sherlock Changed the World (2013) YouTube: Granada Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Bre, 1984‐1994), Sherlock Holmes (Ronald Howard, 1954‐1955), Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson (Vasily Livanov, 1979‐1986) Time to brush up on your Canon or catch a few of the oddies you just couldn’t seem to find the mova‐ on for? Today seems like a good day to remind ourselves that logic and science will prevail, mixed with a lile escapism, eh? Volume 39, May 2020, Issue 5 Page 3 Things to See, Buy, Do & Know Calling all Members! You have a Voice!!! Next Easter, go to TheCom- fortCards.com to get this To appear in our monthly news‐ leer, Ineffable Twaddle, Sherlockian-themed card to send whether you have an essay, an all your friends! Geoff Jeffery & opinion, some research you’ve Cara Cross sent them this year! done, a short story, an illustra‐ On the front it says: “WE’LL on, a quiz, a puzzle, a poem, or News to add to our CRACK THIS CASE!” Inside it reads: “Things to See, Buy, Do & Know” column...whatever! “BUT HOLMES, SOME BUNNY All we ask is that you limit such wrings to 350 words. ALREADY DID! HAPPY EASTER!” Submissions are taken throughout the year and are published as space allows. Here’s an update concerning the new book, COMMISSIONAIRE: Please send queries and submissions to Editor Terri at: JULIAN WOLFF AND HIS BAKER [email protected] STREET IRREGULARS, by SOB Sonia Fetherston, BSI, which Surely you’ve got something to say or share about Holmes, Watson, Doyle, the Canon or Victorian-era is being published by BSI Press. The book was scheduled England—in print, on film, TV, radio or the web!! to come out July 15 to coincide with a BSI conference For longer works, we encourage your submissions to our in Upstate New York. Due to the threat of the Corona Beaten’s Christmas Annual every December! Virus, that conference has been postponed until next year. But Irregulars leadership decided to go ahead and release the book this year as scheduled. Yay! Watch this Here's the Amazon blurb on the book, "AMERICAN space for details about how to order your copy as we get SHERLOCK”: “Berkeley, California, 1933. In a lab filled into the summer months. Julian Wolff is remembered with curiosities—beakers, microscopes, Bunsen burners, and hundreds upon hundreds of books—sat an investigator for three things: keeping the BSI going who would go on to crack at least two thousand cases in after the death of Edgar W. Smith, his forty-year career. Known as the ‘American Sherlock serving as head of the Irregulars Holmes,’ Edward Oscar Heinrich was one of America’s longer than anybody else, and greatest—and first—forensic scientists, with an uncanny standing in the way of women who knack for finding clues, establishing evidence, and deduc- aspired to becoming Irregulars. The ing answers with a skill that seemed almost supernatural. book is full of photos and new inter- Heinrich was one of the nation's first expert witnesses, views with people who knew Julian working in a time when the turmoil of Prohibition led to sensationalized crime reporting and only a small, systemat- Wolff well. The late Dr. Wolff remains ic study of evidence. However with his brilliance, and com- a loved, and a controversial, figure in manding presence in both the courtroom and at crime American Sherlockian history. Here’s an exclusive scenes, Heinrich spearheaded the invention of a myriad of preview of the book’s title page illustration—a fond new forensic tools that police still use today, including caricature prepared by Sherlockian artist Jeff Decker blood spatter analysis, ballistics, lie-detector tests, and the —just for Ineffable Twaddle readers! use of fingerprints as courtroom evidence. His work, though not without its serious—some would say fatal— SOB Margaret Nelson tells us: KUOW / 94.9 (Puget flaws, changed the course of American criminal investiga- Sound’s NPR radio station) had a piece about A NEW BOOK tion.” ABOUT (YET) ANOTHER AMERICAN SHERLOCK CALLED "AMERICAN SOB Nancy Holder, SHERLOCK” BY KATE WINKLER DAWSON. This book is in the BSI says: This stained King County Library System and has 58 holds on 10 glass artist is a friend copies, so other people are interested too. What caught of a friend (who’s the my ear was that police were sent an ear in a box, and Sherlockian) and lives Heinrich told them where to find the body (sounds suspi- on Whidbey Island. The cious to me) using one grain of sand on the ear (no geolo- back of her card says, gist is that good!), bringing up “Cardboard Box” ideas. This “Windows can be any guy was scientific and had been a sanitation engineer (or size, custom colors and something) in Tacoma (!) where he had applied some of designs are available, and shipping’s not a his methods. Of course, Grace Humiston was chrono- problem.” Email Gina at: [email protected] logically before him! ! Page 4 Ineffable Twaddle th with consummate skill over many 38 Masters’ Celebraon—Redux years. By the time Sir Arthur retired As is our habit at our annual banquet—this year on Holmes to his Sussex Bees in 1927, I March 7—toasts and other awards are given.