An Associated Collegiate Press Four-Star All-American Newspaper FRIDAY April 25, 1997 Volume 123 • THE • Number 49
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President Clinton, Colin Powell and Gov. Carper will be keynote speakers this weekend Presidential Summit captures Philadelphia
BY ELIZABETH BREALEY Carper was chosen for hi s work as a w hi ch has a lready recruited 5,000 • a child is abused every 13 seconds in • suicide rates for children between will gather Sunday, April 27. th rough Natimwi/Suue New'! Eflitnr mentor. The governor works with mentors . De laware has become a America. w ith al most three million ages 5 and 14 doubled between 1970 Tuesday. April 29. to discus, Gov. Thomas R. Carper will soon school children around Delaware once model s tate for volunteerism. repons of abuse filed each year: and 1988. volunteerism and actively pmticipate be among the likes of Gen . Colin a week. Lippstone said. That is one reason why • one in ni ne African Americans Summit events are based on effons in volunteering events. Powell, President B ill Clinton and One of Carper's main goals this Carper has such a leading role in the between the ages of 12 a nd 15 a re to lower these stati stics and to provide The three-day event is rife with ancy Reagan when the Presi dent's legislative tem1 is to recruit 10,000 summit. victims of violent clime: a healthy strut at binh. a safe place to activities. It wil l be kicked off Sunday Summit for Ame1ica's Future rolls into mentors by 1998 for school-aged Summit organizers, the Corporation • the number of ch il dren living in learn and a responsible role model for by cleaning up a nine-mile stretch of the City of Bro therly Love this children who do not have good role for National Service and the Poi nts of poverty under the age of 6 has America's at-ri sk youth. Germantown A venue. which c utS' weekend. models to look up to. sa id Andy Light Foundations c ited the urgent increased 50 percent; With the exceptio n of Ronald directly through many neighborhoods One of only three govemors chosen Lipps tone. Carper's deputy press need for a voluntee1ism summit based • c igarette a nd marijuana use is Reagan. all of the living presidents - in Philadelphi a. to be a key note speaker at the secretary. on recent alarming evidence revealed increasin g again among high school C linto n. Bush, Ford and Carter- Thro ughout the day. there will be volunteeri m summit in Phil adelphia, Through this mentoring program, in thei r Mission Statement: students: 4,500 delegates and all the govemors see SUMMIT page A& Spare a dime, sir? Federal dept. calls off investigation •
The university : now has to AA UP accuses make changes . in its policies university of BY MARK E. JOLLY Editm·ial l:.llitor The university is not in violation of Title IX provisions. according to a U.S. discrimination Department of Education investigation which concluded Wednesday. BY MARK E. JOLLY The inve~tigation team. led by Editorial Editor Brenda Johnson of the Office for Civil David Colton and the executi ve board of the faculty union which Rights in the Education Department, did he represents have once again attacked the university for failing to ask the university to make some li ve up to its promises of equity and d iversity in the workplace. c hanges in its· curren t sexual continuing the emphasis on diversity issues Colton favored last year harrassment policy but c losed the as president of the American Association of University Professors. investigation when the univer si ty In the April issue of the union's newsletter. the aaUP BEAT. the agreed to implement the changes. executive board details a specific case of alleged discrimination "We d id fi nd some things that the against the only two professors assigned solely to th e Women 's un iversity needed to addres,," Johnson Studies depa11ment. Both are women and. according to th e AAUP. said. "We infonned the university. and are paid as half-time faculty for work that would constitllte fu ll-time they agreed [to the changes]." status for other professors. Wednesday marked the end of a five Suzanne C herri n declined to comme nt on her situation and and-a-half month federa l investigation Kathleen Turkel did not return repeated phone calls. sparked by a Nov. 4 . 1996. complaint Their treatment. as described by th e AAUP. is indicative of a filed by two university professors that larger diversity shoncoming campus-wide. alleged the university violated Title IX A report for last academic year published by The Commis~ion to of the Education Amendments of 1972. Promote R acial and Cu ltural Diversi ty quantifies minority which prohibits sexual discrimination in representation among university employees, including ;tatistic~ on higher education. women. The following four problems were According to this rep011, 32 percent of the university's faculty are raised by the compl ainants: women, a figure th e AAUP breaks down into assi~tant. associate • the lack of p rocedures for and full professorships. investi gation and resolution of sexual W omen repre ent 44 percent of al l assistant professors, the harassment complaints; lowest ranking faculty role. Female associate profes,ors make up 31 THE REVIEW I John Chabalko • the lack of an assured impartiality percent of their total number, and of the campus's full professor~. 14 Sophomore Lindsay Auten, a resident assistant in Rodney B, planned on in those investigations: percent are women. spending 24 hours as a homeless person this week. She stuck it out for 22 hours • the fact that the policies contained The AAUP interprets these representations to indicate a no possibility of appeal: and and collected almost $500. ''historical legacy of undervaluing female faculty." • the in vestigators had no timeline Colton recognized the improvement in women·s status over requirements. recent years but said he believes this increase should not ' top the John Krampf. the attorney handling campus from remaining c ritica l of the statistics. the investigation for the university. said "There were very few women at the un iver,ity at all for a lo ng the Department of Education asked the time:· Colton said, adding that the representation has increased. MSNBC. CNN. ABC. FOX. NBC. CBS. univer&i ty to work with the Faculty which he said he thought was a notable accomplishment. However. Senate to improve investigat io n he went o n to say, ·'This is obviously sti ll a major problem. The procedures by creat ing timelines in pressure still has to be the re ... . M y hope is th at by bringing "three minor a reas of the existi ng attention [to the issue], the administration wi ll be forced to take policy" and by creatin g a n additi onal Sensationalism strikes action. " appeal process. Vice Presi dent for Administration M axine Calm said she felt Professor Linda Gottfredson. co-filer women have done panicularly well at the university. citing the 40 of the Nov. 4 complaint w ith Professor percent of administrators who are female as evidence. Jan Blits. said she was pl eased wi th the " I feel quite confident in teims of the number of facu lty women.'' in national TV news outcome. although s he took issue with characterizing the Education see AAUP page A6 BY RY At"' CORMIER H odding Carter, a Pulitzer Prize as fact wi thout attribution. see TITLE IX page A5 NmionaVSrare Nfit'.'i Editor winning w1iter and former spokesman ''W e started running stories that for the State Department during the said those pic tures we were seeing "l'l'e never gotten over the f eeling Carter administration, said he were true a nd so were their that print journalism is more questions the national television description." Carter said of the legitimate than broadcasting. I military' s videotape of the bombings. Price is right for student wouldn 't want to have to defend that • "They talked about the fantastic kill in front of my broadcasting friends, Third in af(mr-Jwrt rates of these sman weapons. it tumed but .. . that 's the way it is" series looking ut ethic\ out to be crap. They talked about the Watch senior kiss Bob Barker, - Walter Cronkite dwing a rece111 incredible ki ll ratio of the patriot speech on his book tour. in the mcdiu missiles, which also was crap. "It all tumed out to be wrong and win a Chevy Monday on CBS A ll types of media have ethical we reported it as though everything BY RYAN CORMIER wheel is heavy and I did ki ss dilemmas to deal with. But with the outlets' coverage of the Gulf War. they said was the way things were." Nmional!Stare News Editor Bob Barker." explosion of live cable new networks He said the television coverage was Carter. spokesman during the Iran ·'Jill Brown. come o n But the venerable 73-year and the increasing amount of network extraordinarily lax about saying hostage crisis. also said the images of down' You're the next old host wasn't everything she news coverage, the lines are blurring "according to military officials," and television are not as powerful as some contestant o n ' The Price is thought he would be. In fact, as competition picks up. instead just reponed the!r comments Right! "' he was a little ... orange. During a recent campu s vi it, see NEWS page A9 The senior accounting "They are probably going to m aj or went to Los Angeles. take my car back after this Califomia during Spring Break a rtic le but his s kin looked w ith hopes of hearing Rod really orange and he had a lot Campus Calendar ...... A2 More bagels ...... A3 Roddy say that famous line. of make-up on," she said. "He Police Reports ...... A2 Candidate drug testing ...... A2 Well, she got her wi sh and she also looked really old - a lot Editoriai ...... A 10 Comics as an ...... A4 e nded up winning a 1997 o lder than he looks on Comics ...... B5 Softball turns triple play ...... B8 Chevrolet Cavalier. television.'' Classified ...... B6 Hands-on nurses ...... B I "When I got back. everyone Brown's lucky day, March Feature Forum ...... B4 Film re view ...... B I asked me if I ki ssed B ob 3 1, began at 3:30 a .m . after THE REVIEW I John Chabalko ·• B arker and if th e wheel is getti ng two hours of s lee p. Senior Jill Brown crusies Newark in the . heavy,'' she said. "Well, the see GAME SHOW page A8 car she won on her Spring Break in L.A.
I A2. THE REVIEW. April 25, 1997 Drug testing candidates outlawed by courts
BY JEFF HECKERT " I think the courts made a sound "The reason they do it for sports business," Biden said. "When they Sraff Repor1t!r constitutional judgment," Biden said figures is sports figures kill each Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. said he use drugs and make a mistake, A Georgia law requiring state last week. "The state can not other," Biden said. "Somebody out people die."· . politicians to be tested for drugs was interfere with your constitutional there on speed dies. What happened opposed drug testing of candidates State politician s agreed with ·deemed unconstitutional by the guaranteed rights, and one of them is to Len Bias? He died on the court because "there is no evidence tQ Biden and did not think the law was Supreme Court on April 15 . not to be searched." because the combination of the drug sustain that there is any pattern or justified. The decision was based on a case Biden said he opposed the testing and the activity he engaged in "The law is unconstitutional," brought to the courts by three of candidates because "there is no causes death." any reason to believe that public Sen. Harris B . McDowell , D-1 st, Libertarian Party members from evidence to sustain that there is any Biden was apparently confused officials are using drugs." said. "It bothers me that Big Brother Georgia who ran for office in 1994 pattern or any reason to believe that about how Bias actually died - he is creeping into o ur society with and argued that urine samples were public officials are using drugs." was actually at home when he died, suggestions that are unconstitutional such as lie detectors or drug tests." unconstitutional searches. Athletes, however, are a different not on the basketball court. Biden correspondent and Truck drivers, he said, are forced The original law, passed in 1990 Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr., D-Del., story. discussed how athletes and other you screw things up in a big way, to take drug tests because the public by the Georgia legislature, was part said he agrees with the courts ruling, The senator said athletes and bus public officials are more dangerous you don' t harm anybody," he said. health is at risk. citing the fourth amendment which drivers should have to take drug using drugs then a person from the " If you are u si ng the drugs and " There is a propensity for · of a general program to subject all guarantees against unreasonable tests because they put other's lives media. writing this stupid article, it doesn't truckers to use drugs to stay awake public officials to drug tests. search and seizure. in danger when they are using drugs. "If you use drugs as a newspaper cause death for you or anyone else." because of the nature of the U.S. WWll camps Gingrich worse than slavery, and Dole English prof says make a deal
BY JEFF HECKERT California. Feng said the camps have A $300,000 loan will ease relations Smff Repm1er often been compared to the Nazi BY STEPHEN HUHN have been brought against him by the The U.S. imprisonment of innocent concentration camps in Germany. Sra_n-Repo11e 1· House, according to the Washington Japanese Americans during World War By the end of 1942 anyone who had Former senator Bob Dole came to Post news home page. Only two have II was the worst violation of civil rights one-sixteenth of Japanese blood was the aid of Speaker of the House Newt been verified by the House Ethics since slavery , an associate English imprisoned in these camps. Feng said Gingrich , R-Ga., last week, committee, resulting in the $300.000 professor said Wednesday in a speech. there werr 120,000 West-Coast announcing he is loaning the speaker penalty. Unlike African Americans, who Japanese Americans imprisoned in $300,000 to pay the penalty levied by "I think the Democrats should pay were forced into this country, the internment camps during WWII. the House Ethics Committee last year. for the other 70 ethics violations that Japanese began immigrating to the "The United States government Gingrich was found guilty of he was never charged with," United States in 1866, Dr. Peter Feng went as far as to imprison adopted violating House ethics rules on Dec. Republican State Committee Chairman explained to a group of 70 students in Japanese children living with white 21 , 1995, for a college class he taught Basil Battaglia said . " Most of the Trabant University Center. American families," he said. and publicized in Georgia using funds $:300,000 is for the investigation into The speech had particular relevance Some casualties did occur due to the from his political action committee. It the ethics violation and no t the because April is National Asian Pacific camps' conditions, he said, but the was found that he labeled his activities violation itself." American month. internment camps were not death as a tax deduction and used House Gingrich earns $171 ,500 a year as Japanese Americans successfully camps. telephones in the preparation of the Speaker of the Ho use and received , established themselves on the West " Altho ugh Japanese Americans course. $47 1,348 in royalties from his 1995 '~ Coas t by the 20th century and this were denied their right to vote, they Under the terms of Dole's loan, book entitled "To Renew America." made many Americans jealous of their still had the privilege to pay taxes while Gingrich will not have pay a penny But Gingrich has said that he cannot · immediate accomplishments, he said. in the camps;· he said. until 2005. The money loaned will be pay the debt back without some Soon after, the United States The FBI disagreed with the federal at a rate of I 0 percent simple interest assistance, and therefore decided to pursued a Gentlemen's Agreement government's suspicions and presented calculated on an annual basis, but the accept Dole's loan . with Japan in 1908, limiting the them with the Munson Report, which loan must first be approved by the "I trunk this gives him some time to number of Japanese blue-collar proved "there was no fear of espionage House of Representatives. go out atid earn the money to pay back workers able to immigrate to the with the Japanese Americans;· Feng This is the first time a speaker has this loan a nd Bob Dole is a good United States. said. been disciplined by the House and samaritan for giving it ," Battaglia said. President Franklin Roosevelt For whatever reasons, he said, the Gingrich's tenure still has six years During an Apri I 17 speech on the became paranoid of Japanese U.S. government ignored these reports remaining. Many Republicans outside House floor, Gingrich responded to Americans as early as 1936, Feng said, and went ahead with the plan to the house see Gingrich as being more concerns that he would pay the penalty and began to consider the possibility of evacuate the Japanese Americans. J. of a hindrance than a help to the with money from a defense fund. " I internment camps. But it was not until Edgar Hoover, head of the FBI at the Republican party. have a moral obligation to pay the • after the bombing of Pearl Harbor on 1 time, .k_new } ,ha~ . .\~e , Japary ,e~e "He is a liability to the Republican $300,000 out of personal funds; · he December 7, 1941 , that he acted on his Americans were not' threink;· and . THE REVIEW I Jay Yovanovich party," said James Magee, 'I political said. plan to evacuate Japanese Ameiicans. opposed evacuaiiim. 'But' ca'rlrornia Dr. Peter Feng spoke during National Asian Pacific American month. science professor. "Gingrich is the best "Gingrich· is in a catch 22," He signed Executive Order 9066 on Attorney General Earl W drreT\' djd thing that ever happened to the Battaglia said. ·'If he goes to the bank, February 19. 1942, ordering the round believe Japanese Americans were was the good guy." mistakes towards the Japanese Democratic party since Franklin the Democrats will criticize him for up of those Japanese Americans living threats. Roosevelt." Magee was referring to Feng said the Sansei, third Americans, Feng said . In 1948, getting special treatment. and if he on the West Coast. "Warren believed that the actual how Roosevelt was such a positive generation Japanese Americans, are the President Harry Truman signed the goes to a private party, he will get " It was without ques tion a racial inactivity of the Japanese Americans force for the Democratic Party during ones responsible for carrying on the Claims Act, w hich gave back $37 criticized for using a friend." issue, more than a military tactic to after Pearl Harbor was a sure sign that his time in office, and Gingrich - legacy of the internment. "They are the million of the $200,000 million in Gingrich, who currently owns a secure the country," Feng said. they were up to something," Feng said. with his numerous problems - has one's respons ible for getting the property lost during the internment favorable rating of 25 percent. is not Roosevelt forced Japanese "Earl Warren, perhaps a hero to most helped the Democrats as well. out of the woods yet. The Internal Americans to relocate from their homes people in this room, was the bad guy in redress [apology] during the 1970s." period. The Civil Liberties Act passed The United States government in in 1988 paid $20,000 to all surviving Since 1994, when Gingrich became Revenue Service is conducting its own to internment camps, which were the internment era and J. Edgar Hoover speaker, more than 72 ethics violations later years tried to make up for their internees. investigation into the matter. located in the deserts of Arizona and "Gingri ch is the least-trusted powerful politician in political life today;· said Dr. Joseph Pika, QUOTE OF TIIE WEEK: • I :3- Ratio of the number of New Yorkers chairperson and professor for Political "You know what you guys do when he gets bi tten by rats in 1995 to the number bitten by CONVERSATION PIECES Science and International Relations. in here? Pat him on the back. Say, other New Yorkers. "He has basically taken the steam out 'Congratulations. Enjoy it,' and tell him not to H01per's index of the Republican revolution." serve fried chicken next year. Or collard greens • A cigarette butt has been deemed the cause of • Time the average woman spends shaving in her May 1997 A recent poll by USA Today or whatever the hell they serve." the million dollar fire that destroyed the vacation lifetime (if she starts at age 12): 22.22 days. • 81 percent of people 65 years and older watch reported nearly two out of three - Pro-golfer Fuz:::y Zoeller kidding with home of Andrew J. Schindler, president of RJ USA Today the news every day, while only 26 percent of Americans supported Gingrich' s reponers during the final round of the Masters Reynolds Tobacco Co. last Friday in North Apri/24, 1997 those between the ages 18 and 34 tune in daily. ability to take the loan in order to pay in regards to winner Tiger Woods' possible meal Carolina. • 74 percent of those questioned in a Newsweek George the penalty. choice at tlte 1998 Champions Dinner,for which Washington Post NBC poll say young Americans without job MCly 1997 "I think it is fantastic that Dole is the defending champ picks the menu. The April 23, 1997 prospects are a bigger threat to the United States • According to a poll of2000 mostly female (6 1 doing this,'' said Danelle Sauer, a comment received national media exposure. • A study published in the Journal of the than any foreign enemy. percent), mostl y 20-sometrung (55 percent) senior history . major. "I think Bob OR American Medical Association in 1992 found Newsweek subscribers of Vi be magazine: Dole is doing it for the Republican ''Why do two lesbians always get where that the typical American child spends 27 hours Apri/28. 1997 31 percent were 16 when they first had sex. Party and not for Newt Gingrich." they' re going faster than two gay guys? Because a week watching television and will witness • The average Fortune 500 company CEO earns 24 percent have had 6-1 0 partners. Chris Mengel, a senior and lesbians are always going 69.'' 40,000 murders and 200,000 other violent acts $7.8 million a year- 200 times more than the 18 percent do not use contraceptives. Democrat, disagreed. - Tiger Woods during an interview with GQ by the age of 18. average factory worker. Vi be Magazine "It's just Republicans using their Magazine. The conunent was covered only by Atlantic Momhly Time Apri/1997 clout, power and money to fix a rite Advocate, a national gay/lesbian publication. May 1997 Apri/28. 1997 -compiled by Scott Goss problem," he said.
CAMPUS CALENDAR Test your luck tonight from 7 to The Delaware football team will Police Reports I 0 p.m. for "Casino Night" in the dust off the winter rust in the annual Hen Zone of the P e rkins Student blue-white football game on Saturday Center. For more information call at the Nelson Athletic Complex. It ARSONISTS LIGHT FRATERNITY FIRE Virginia when he stopped at the motel, police afternoon, Newark Police said. said · 831-2428. too will begin at 2 p .m . For more A deliberate tire was set Sunday night in the The victim told police that while sitting at the His 1994 Dodge, valued at $ 13,000, police In addition "Joseph and the information call UD I-HENS. front yard of the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity on bar, a man approached him and made anti-gay West Delaware Avenue, Newark Police said. said, was stolen from outside the victim's room. comments. He then proceeded to punch him in Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat," The Khulumani Theatre Troupe Unknown suspects lit charcoals on top of the Police have no suspects or witnesses. the face. The victim, who was intoxicated, told which will be presented by The will be presenting a fashion show fraternity's trash cans, burning the grass and police he does not remember any other details. Harrington Theatre Arts Company. featuring the band Moodswingz on bricks, police said. SHOPLIFTER TRIES TO SNEAK Police are skeptical due to the victim's The show will begin at 8 p.m. tonight Saturday at the Bacchus Theatre in Damages are estimated at $50, police said, 'SNEAKS' OUT OF STORE intoxication and record of mental instability. in Pearson Hall. Admission is $5 for the Perkins Student Center. The gig and there are no suspects. A clerk from Payless Shoe Store in the There are no witnesses or suspects, police said. students and $7 for the public. For gets underway at 7 p.m. Admission College Square Shopping Center was verbally more information call 837-1767. in advance is $12 for the public. and HEFTY THEFfS AT GORE assaulted and threatened Saturday by a customer INFANT LEFf ALONE IN HOUSE Start popping the popcorn now. $8 for students. Tickets at the door CONSTRUCTION SIGHT who was attempting to shoplift, Newark Police Newark Police are investigating criminal Tonight at the Trabant University are $15 for the public and $10 for Thieves stole $1 , 150 worth of equipment said. charges agamst a 16-year-old girl who left her Center Theatre, the film "Evita" will students. For more information call from the Gore Hall construction sight between Police gave the following account: infant niece at home without supervision while be shown along with "The People UDI-HENS or 837-3660. Friday night and Saturday morning, University At about 5:30p.m., the clerk noticed a woman she went to school. vs. Larry Flint," which will begin at Want a free massage? Manicure? Police Capt. James Aatley said. attempting to shoplift. As the suspect left the Officers responded to a residence on store, the clerk followed her out and asked her midnight. The show starts at 9 p.m., Mortar Board Honor Society is Items stolen include a scaffolding, which Thompson Circle Wednesday after a call was consists of two six-foot sections, four handrails, not to return. The suspect became angered and _ and admission is $2 with UD ID. selling raffle tickets for a day of placed by a school counselor who said that a 1- two outriggers and two plywood floors, Aatley proceeded to shout profanities, threats and racial On Saturday, Ray Street will royal treatment. Only $1 , contact ye.ar-old inf~t was left alone in the house, police said. remarks. satd. The chtld was taken into protective custody holding a fair to benefit the Food your nearest representative. Proceeds Other recent thefts from the site amount to Police did not apprehend the suspect, who by pohce and was later turned over to Child Bank of Delaware in the Ray Street benefit Operation SMILE. Call Suzi $1,700, Aatley said. Police have no suspects at was described as a black female, approximately Protective Services. . : Residence Halls from noon to 5 p.m. at 369-0567 for more information. this time. 5' foot 6 inches tall and weighing 180 pounds. The mother of the child told police she went There wi II be food, music, At 7 p.m. on Saturday Hola is She was last seen wearing a white sweater and out of town for the night and left the child in the volleyball, a moon bounce capsule, putting on a charity ball to raise VISIT TO MOTOR INN LEAVES blue hospital shoes, police said. care of her 16-year-old aunt. The aunt then left . and a petting zoo. Admission is $1 money for a local Hispanic. nursing MOTORIST WITHOUT MOTOR CAR the child at home alone when she left for school or a donation of one canned good. home. It will be held in the Rodney A car was stolen from the parking lot of the DRUNK DREAMS OF DUEL IN in the morning, police said. . For more information call831-2491. Room of the Perkins Student Center. Newark Howard Johnson Motel between KLONDIKE KATE'S No charges have been filed pending The men's lacrosse team will be Admission is $10 per person or $15 Sunday night and Monday morning, Newark A 36-year-old Maryland resident with a completion of the mvestigation, police said. taking on Penn State at 2 p.m. on per couple. For more information call Police said. record of mental instability told police he was Saturday in the Delaware Stadium of 831-2428. The owner of the vehicle, 70-year-old Arthur verbally and physically assaulted by an unknown -compiled by Alison Waldman the Nelson Athletic Complex. For -compiled by Adam Sloane Stone of New Hampshire, was traveling to man at Klondike Kate's Restaurant Saturday more information, call UDI-HENS .
• April 25, 1997 • THE REVIEW . A3 SLTV to air news program BY JILL M. HEROLD composed of highlights and reviews of said. the students involved." Sw.D Rt!fWI·tt•r local bands. campus productions and After setting up auditions, Intrabartola The news show will be taped in the The format has been set. Reporters and movies. chose anchors and reporters pairing them SLTV studi o located on Academy Street. anchors have been chosen. The film crew There will be a seven-minute sports together. A great deal of training was also Intrabartola said it is a "shame" that the is ready. segment during the program as well. needed for those who had no prior show cannot afford to film in East Hall, Forty staff members, led by Sports anchor Andrew Moffatt said he experience, especially with technical which houses the university's media center producer/director Lisa Intrabartola, are would like to focus on all sports teams at equipment. and includes a large television studio. CALIFORNIA WOMAN, 63, SETS busily preparing for the first-ever Student the university, not just the most popular During training workshops, The studi o is not intended for student use, RECORD AS OLDEST MOM Life Television news broadcast, programs and his portion of the show will Intrabartola, with the help of SLTV with the exception of the communication tentatively scheduled to air May I. include highlights and clips of as many veterans, taught the basics, including department's television production class. A 63-year-old California woman using Intrabartola, a senior communication teams as possible. voice-overs and editing techniques. The studio's high price and the need to fertility treatments and a donated egg has and English major with a concentration in In addition to reporting scores and stats, Chris Serpe, a behind-the-scenes staff have an engineer present at all times, made given birth to a healthy baby girl, making her journalism. said the show will open with a the sports segment will a lso feature a member, taught a workshop about the it impossible, lntrabartola said. the oldest known woman to become a mother. male and female anchor team. Two teams player or team of outstanding merit. A production process, including camera Even though it has been rough getting The woman - who lied about her age to get feature story about the nationally-ranked work and sound. everything started, the staff is very excited into a fertility program that rejects women of anchors will alternate weekly in the 30- But before production could take place, and looking forward to the first taping. o lder than 55 - had a normal pregnancy and minute news program. men's varsity baseball team is being has been breast feeding her baby since giving 'Tm really excited to start the show,'· considered for the premiere broadcast, the news show had to overcome a number Intrabartola said thi s type of hands-o n birth late last year. her doctor said said anchor Michele Silva, a sophomore Moffatt said. of obstacles. Since no budget was experience will be extremely beneficial for Wednesday. communication interest major. Each individual department such as provided for the show, the group must staff members, especially those interested The case is the latest in a series of successes " Hopefully. we'll be able to pull news, entertainment and sports has its own share equipment with the rest of SLTV in a career in television. in which increasingly older women have everything together and make our first " mini-staff," Silva said. For example, programming. "The television industry is extremely become pregnant using eggs donated by show a success. A lot of hours and hard entertainment has an anchor, Nikki Roy, Nancy Asti , the unofficial programs competitive and I 'm glad I got to younger women. The trend confirms that work have been put into this, so I really and six reporters and photographers, all oirector of SLTV, said there is no budget experience the audition process in menopause need not be the las t tick of a hope all goes well .'' who appear on air. It is their responsibility at the station since they have no source of particular," Silva said. "There were a lot of woman's maternal clock. Intrabartola said 12 minutes of the to do all the reporting for the income. people auditioning, which made it even In the California case, a donated egg was show will be dedicated to news features entertainment portion of the news show. "There is just not enough equipment," more exciting," fertilized in a laboratory dish using sperm about students, faculty members and Though Intrabartola said she had the Asti said. "Every show must juggle studio Another anchor, LaChan Hutton , a from the older woman's husband , now 60, and community leaders. Major news stories idea of producing a weekly news program time as well as equipment." freshman com munication major, said, the resulting embryo was transferred to the and investigative features will also be for more than a year, it has finally been Regarding the news show, she said, "I "I'm definitely glad that I got involved woman's uterus, said Richard J. Paulson, the included in the program. brought to life with the help of her new think Lisa's show is a wonderful idea. It's with thi s because I plan to go into University of Southern California doctor who The show will include a seven-minute staff. "It's been a lot of work getting this going to give SLTV more program content broadcast journalism. It 's a great oversaw the treatment. segment on entertainment news, together. It was hardly an easy task," she and will provide a great training arena for opportunity to get experience." The couple had been married for 13 years , and neither had been married or had children before, according to a description of the case by Paulson and others in the May issue of Fertility and Sterility, to be released Thursday. The woman developed mild gestational New bagel store rolls into town diabetes, a pregnancy-related rise in blood sul!ar that was easily treated by adjusting her diet, and a small increase in blood pressure BY DIANNE DOUGHERTY The shop's egg and bagel sandwiches are that was corrected with bed rest. Delivery was Copy Editor even more expensive. starting at $2.39, hy Cesarea n section because her blood One word will always get the attention compared to those at Newark Hot Bagel pressure began to rise anew at 38 weeks of of any college student. and Deli, which sell for $1.60. All three pregnancy. Free. Free anything. shops are co mparable in their deli The child. a 6-pound 9-ounce girl, was Einstein Bros Bagels capitalized on sandwich prices. perfectly healthy, Paulson said. this smart marketing strategy Monday by AI Rusinque, owner of Newark Hot The woman was 63 years and nine months giving out free coffee mugs and bagels to Bagel and Deli said he is not too worried old when she delivered. The previous record celebrate the opening of its shop on Main about the competition. course was held by a woman in Italy, who in 1994 ··or Street. everyone has been there [at Einstein's] gave birth when she was 62 years , s ix months General manager Jeff Mclaughlin said trying it out,'' he said . '·But they're and two weeks old. Postmenopausal pregnancy requires months he was pleased to exceed the. store's coming back now, .. of injections of the hormones estrogen and projected sales goals for Monday's grand Prices are an issue. Mclaughlin said, progesterone, which younger women produce opening. he hopes customers will dismiss in favor naturally in their ovaries. Yet success rates in The shop hoped to sell and give away of the good service. women older than 50 using donated eggs are 3.000 bagels, and give away 500 travel "People want the 'Good morning' and about the same as for women in their 30s using mugs to students with university 'Hi, how ya doin'' type service," he said, donated eggs , as some must do because of identification, he said. But between 6 adding that he hired employees based on premature ovarian failure or other problems. a.m. and 6 p.m. 5,000 bagels and I, I 00 dispos ition to meet custo mer mugs left the store. expectations. MILLIONS OF VETERANS USED "Everybody [in the company] is really Though customers may have to TOBACCO ON ACTIVE DUTY, ecstatic after Monday's sales,'' contend with lines and sandwiche that OFFICIALS SAY Mclaughlin said, adding that he received may cost a little more, Mclaughlin said, many compliments from company patrons will appreciate the fresh WASHINGTON - Officials in the superiors. selections. Department o f Veterans Affairs acknowledged With a positive opening and a strong "It' s a little slow because everything is Wednesday that the federal government could week of sales, Mclaughlin said he is not made to order," he said. '·It's not be held li able for medical care and worried ab?Ht,pompeting with ot her Main somet~ing that has been sitting under a compensation to potentially million s of Street bagel shops. "Just [compare] bagel heat lamp or pre-wrapped in cellophane." veterans who used tobacco while on active THE REVIEW / Daniel Cullen to bagel- you can easily tell which is an Mclaughlin described Einstein's as a duty and subsequently became ill from Einstein Bros. Bagels opened Monday, giving away 5,000 bagels in honor. Einstein's." community atmosphere; each shop has a tobacco-! in ked diseases. Mclauglin said he is aware that the large community table to mix customer's The acknowledgment came as VA Secretary shop' s minimal coffee selecti o n - together. And with the community in Jesse Brown appealed to Congress to support including decaffeinated, house blend and mind, Einstein's hosted a free of charge, legislation that effectively would overturn a espress - is not competitive with Main open-house Saturday called "Family and 1993 opinion by senior VA lawyers that Free bagels make Street's coffee shops . " If I want a Friends.'' concluded the government could be held cappuccino, I'm still gonna go to Brewed The weekend was also a reward for responsible for-such illnesses. Awakenings," he said, referring to the new employees who went through a The existence of the 1993 opinion, issued in Main Street coffee shop. "They're really rigorous week of training. Workers were the case of a widow seeking benefits after the good." given the c hance to test new s kills death of her hus band from lung cancer, popular business He admitted to being nervous about without the stre ss of customers getting previously was acknowledged only indirectly the price differences between Einstein 's frustrated over mi stakes or long lines, he by the VA. Tho requested legislation would and other bagel shops, but the "wow" BY JILL M. HEROLD an engineer. " It 's a totally different explained. protect the government from having to pay service of Einstein's is the main focus Einstein's is continuing to market the benefits based ·'solely" on whether a veteran Staff Reporrer store than Treats." Hoards of students rushed to Main The company tried to put in as much and attraction of the new store , new shop with Club Member card which smoked while on active duty. Mclaughlin said. offer free bagels, sandwiches or coffee to In interviews, VA officials said the potential Street Monday to get a taste of the seating as possible. but space is needed Einstein's $0.59 bagels are the highest returning cu tomers. and coupon packets liability could have a much-greater impact newest bagels in town, especially si nce behind th e counter for s torage a nd compared to Newark's $0.45 and The offering discounts on similar products. than just those currently pending cases they were free . ovens . Dukes said. Fabulous Bagel Boys II at $0.50 each. because so many members of the military "Word of mouth on thi s campus The management might consi der up to 50 percent as recently as 15 years ago s preads qui c kly ... said Todd Martin. adding a table o r two inside, Dukes smoked. director of operations at Einstein Bros said. but th e shop is so crowded already Those numbers could make it the biggest Bagels. '·especially when free stuff is it might m.tke th,: sit uati on "'orse. In the veterans issue to confront the government in involved ... future , he said , a table or bench could recent decade , surpassing the recent Many students rushed to Main Street possibly be added out side the store. inves tigation into the mysterious Persian Gulf to take advantage of the freebies. which As for the bagels. there were mixed veterans' illnesses or the prolonged fight over included three free bagel s and a revi ews. the effects of Agent Orange on Vietnam complimentary travel mug. Students Jones said she was really impressed Greeks finish veterans. were also anxious to check out th e third by the food. '"They have a huge variety bagel shop to open on Main Street thi s of different flav ored bagels and cream SCHOLARSHIP RIP-OFFS year. cheese too.'· '· I find it amazing that they haven' t Different flavored bagels available at 5-star program · WASHINGTON- Financially s trapped had a bagel shop on Main Street until Einstein Bros include sun-dried tomato. parents of college students can be ripe recently," said junior Michelle Jord an. spinach herb, sunflower, sesame, poppy pickings for bogus scholarship search schemes "And now suddenly there's three th at seed , blueberry. pumpernicke l and BY JON TULEY A Fraternities hold Ru sh twice that guarantee financial aid for a paid-in opened in a matter of a month or two. cinnamon sugar. These are some of the Stuchmr AJ[t1irs Ed1111r annually opposed to the sororities advance fee. This month, the Federal Trade But this is the only one that gave me favorites. Dukes said. The univers ity 's new Greek who Rush mainly during Spring Commission took action against two such con free stuff." Saffer said the bagels are not Semes ter. Therefo re the artists who operated under several aliases from System Five-Star Chapter "anything special. .. mail-drop .. offices" in the Washington and According to most students, location Evaluation entered its final stage fraternities held twice as many Baltimore metropolitan areas. will be the key to success for Einstein's, Sophomore Shana Carter said. ''They today when the deadline came for programs and could earn twice as The FTC alleged that the defendants sent o ut the closest bagel shop to campus. just don't compare to Newark Hot fraternities and sororities to submit many points , she said. at least 1 ,000 letters a day to students "It's all about locati on,'· junior Oren Bagels. I don't know. Einstein's bagels th eir seco nd semester chapter Discrepancies like these will all be nationwide. Using company names s uch as the Chaplin said. "Think about it. they· ve just don't do it for me ." evaluation packets. corrected with some fine tuning. "National Science Program•· and the ''National got the prime spot on Main Street.'' Several students said the prices are The Five-Star System is a new Besides recognition as the top Law Scholarship Program," they fra udulently Junior Erica Rosenthal agreed. "It's too inflated, especially for a college method of rating the academic, chapter, th e Greeks are competing claimed to administer a scholarship program or convenient for people who have c lass student's budget. Junior Ryan Fisher social and finan;ial standings of for scholarship money which will foundation that selected students to obtain on North Campus. I always used to go said the food is definitely overpriced. "I each chapter instituted by be awarded to the three chapters educational funding. to Treats during my class break , just like the other place down by Iron Hill Interfraternity Council , with the highest point totals. Consumers suckired into sending the $10 because it was the closest place. beuer, anyway:· he said referring to Panhellenic Council and the First prize, the President's Gold fee received "very I itt I e or nothing" for their "As a matter of fact , someone in my The Fabulous Bagel Boys. National Panhellenic Council , Cup, and a $ 1,000 scholarship will money, reported the FTC, and none received class went to Einstein's today during Sophomore Shannon Daisey said she along with the help of Greek be awarded to the chapter with refunds despite the money-back guarantee. our break,'' she said. was not bothered by the prices and liked Affairs and the Office of the Dean highest point total. The silver cup More information on the FTC's " Project The menu sparked interest for that they offer manager's specials and of Students. and $500 and the bronze cup and $cholar$cam," designed to educate the public students' as well. Sophomore Susannah free refills on drinks. The program, which began last $250 will be awarded to the and stop scholarship-related fraud , and other Jones said the store had more variety The atmosphere in Einstein's also semester, hopes to improve the second and third place finishers FTC news is available at the Commission's than other local bagel shops. She liked pleased many students. "This place is management and quality of respectively. Web site, http://w.ww.ftc .gov. the fact that there were several low-fat going to do mad business." junior Will fraternities and sororities at the Hart said her phone was ringing choices as well as vegetarian options. Jackson said. impressed by the laid back university. with last-minute questions from CNN ALERTS WHITE HOUSE TO While there are more varied menu and cozy environment. "The evaluation system is not fraternities and sororities up until HOST AGE C R ISIS items, students noticed that there "I love the atmosphere here ... Jones perfect,'' said Noel Hart , yesterday. She expects that means seemed to be a shortage of seating. said. "It's very trendy, Newark needs to coordinator of Greek Affairs. everyone will be on time in WASHINGTON- White House press "I could've sworn Treats had more be more trendy. My friends and I love "There definitely are some bugs to submitting their packets. secretary Mike McCurry told reporters .. tables and places to si t," sophomore it. I'll be here every day:· be worked out.'' Now all anyone can do is wait. Wednesday that senior admmistrauon officials Britt Saffer said. "They could definitely The decor adds a lot to the trendy Hart notes a problem with Announcements of the number of learned of the Li rna hostage rescue Tuesday use more seating. Basically. it 's the ambiance. One black and white picture distribution of points in certain stars awarded to each chapter as afternoon by watching CNN and MSNBC. kind of place I go to so I can sit down on the wall shows a little girl swimming categories. Specifically, she said. well as winners of the gold, silver and relax while enjoying a bagel and with a giant bagel around her waist, she would restructure the points and bronze cups will be made May -compiled from the Washington Post I Los coffee. If there aren't any seats instead of an inner-tube. Another photo awarded to fraternities and 12 at an awards dinner at Clayton Angeles Times news service by Denise available. I'll go somewhere else." is taken at a rodeo. However, the Matthews sororities for conducting New Hall. As far as seating is concerned, cowboy is riding an over- sized bagel Member Education programs. assistant manager Jim Dukes said, the rather than a bull. s10re was designed for their business by A4. THE REVIEW. April25, 1997
CAMPUS CUPBOARD: A look at Comics aren't just for kids important issues at other universities Comics and graphic novels are a serious media form, grad student says Scholarships for BY SHAWN P. MITCHELL entrenched forms and you start to Assi.nanr Editorial Ediwr get .tt accepted." I Mention comic books to most Comics started to take on a more people and they automatically think familiar form in the late 1800s with free at about kids reading tales of overly the British broadsheet newspapers, buff men in costumes fighting Thalheimer said. super-villains in fictional brightly From this beginning, the bias BY JENNIFER WEITSEN everybody started cheering inked worlds. toward comics as " low-art" and Stuff Reporter because it gave us another chance For some, like English graduate "illiterate" arose, she said. "The For cash-strapped college to win." student Anne Thalheimer, comic upper class started a crusade for students, the prospect of getting Chris Antitomas, another books are much more than a form of people to not read them ." financial assistance is about as sc holarship winner, said he was juvenile entertainment. In the 1930s it became likely as hitting the lottery. very excited because he "I run into this problem all the economically viable to print comics But for five West Virginia wouldn't have to take out as time," Thalheimer said. " When I in separate books of their own, and University freshmen who entered many student loans next year, say I'm working with comic books, the comic book was born. their names in a university the $2,000 scholarship would people say, 'Why? Comic books are Fro m that point on, the comic sponsored lottery drawing, the big just be deducted from his tuition for kids." book went through many stages: the numbers came in the form of bill. Comic books and graphic novels "superhero boom" of the 1940s to $2,000 scholarships. WVU officials said Operation are a serious media form o nce the detective and horror comics "I was so surprised when my Jump Start has been a very people overcome the bias they have craze of the early 1950s. name was the firs t one to be positive asset to the university, for them, she told about 20 people These comics, published by called, and when I stood up on but they do not know if the in Sharp Lab Tuesday. companies like William Gaines ' stage I felt my knees shaking," anonymous donor will give more "Lots of people don' t know about E.C. Publishing, were directed at a said WVU freshman Li sa money next year. the genre but continue to pass on more adult audience and led to the Kammerer, who was one of five "In just a half a year freshmen their stereotypical views of it: it's a voluntary creation of the Comics students selected from a pool of grades have raised, because of ,bastardized form, illiterate and Code Authority in 1954 to censor 600 freshmen. Jump Start," Curry said. "Being a juvenile," she said. comics, Thalheimer said. Money for the lottery came freshman in college can be a Her presentation, "A Historical I n the late 1960s, as more from an anonymous university tough experience, and Jump Start and Cultural Overview of Comic attention was turned to the " new alumnus who donated $20,000 to is there as a safety net for th e Books and Graphic Novels" - the corrupter of youth - namely TV," the freshman class, said Carolyn freshmen. It helps them solve any last of the Graduate Student less attention was given to what Curry, WVU communication problems that may come their Colloquia in English - discussed a comics were publishing, she said. director. way.'' number of reasons for this bias Women's comics emerged as a The donor requested that Hitting the scholarship lottery which doesn't exist in other THE REVIEW I Daniel Cullen reaction to the mi sogyny of ina1e $10,000 was to be di vided among for University of Delaware countries. Graduate student Anne Thalheimer says many people don't comics in the early 1970s opening five average freshmen to further students is harder to come by. Thalheimer's st udies mainly understand the comic book genre. They say ''it's illiterate and juvenile!' the door for other socially minded their college career, Curry said . Gail Deangelo, associate center on graphic novels, which are comics, such as ecological or gay The rest of the money would be director of fi nanci a! aid said subtly different from mainstream included serial killers, safe sex, into other subsections like other comics, she said. rewarded to five financially need scholarships at the university are comic books. urban decay, rape, murdering one's speciality literature are, or they just These forms paved the way for based students. awarded based on academic "Graphic novels are targeted at child, drug addiction, British private lump them with the mainstream the artists of today' s graphic novels To be eligible for the merit, financial need or a adults," she said. "They're still schoo ls and so much more," she comics. like Ne.il Gaiman , who wrote scho larship, student s were combination of both. undefined as a form , however. No said. To further understand and dispel "Sandman," and Alan Moore , required to be present a t the "We do not currently offer one. agrees on what they are - Even with the differences, these the bias toward comics, Thalheimer author of "The Watchmen." drawing event, called Sophomore lottery scholarships at the some say to just call it a comic works do not receive any more outlined the history of the form . "If "The eventual result of Gaiman' s Launch. University of Delaware," book." respect than mainstream comics, a you recognize that comic art has a and Moore's take is that characters Sophomore Launch was held Deangelo said. Thalheimer said graphic novels di screpancy which interests history, then _you start to erase the in mass media comic books became to celebrate the success of Although, she said, if donors are different in format, content and Thalheimer. bias," she said. more diverse," Thalheimer said. Operation Jump Start, a new wanted the funds they gave to be economic considerations, and many " It's not the serialization,'" she Some scholars trace the history "One title has a superhero who is program introduced by the distributed through a lottery - of these differences are what makes said. " Dickens did that and ended of the comic book as far back as HIV positive, in another there is an university this year. Th·e program system, then the university would them worthy of st udy. up in the literary canon . And medieval tapestries o r the pre unwed mother as a sidekick - we is geared toward making the comply. These novels are less likely to Americans like art, so it has to be Colombian manuscripts found by see more non-white non-male non transition into college easier for " We feel that awarding contain as many scenes of excessive the combination of the two." Cortez, she said. heterosexual characters." freshmen . scholarships based on merit or violence, a staple of mass media Part of this preference also stems The modern beginning of comic Thalheimer said the history of the Those students who were not need is the best use of the comics, and has more freedom to from the difficu lty in finding these books is sti ll found in the works of genre shows that comic books have present when their names were resources available to us," she experiment than mains tream works. seriou s artists from the 19th staying power and this genre can called were made ineligible for said. comtcs. "There's nowhere to find them cen tury , s he said , including the tell important stories. the scholarship. Distribution of funds in thi s Also, graphic novels have a more except in specialty stores," she said. works of Hoggarth, Tofpfor and "The next step is to change " At first the crowd began manner, she said allows th e sophisticated content than "Consequently, no one but fans of Ward. Ameri ca's outdated preconceived booing when no one went up to university to recognize students' mainstream comics. the genre will find them ." Linking comics to art of the past notions about literacy, media and the stage," said Josh Shreve who academic achievements or assist "In the 'Sandman,' one title I Stores like Border's do carry is important, she said. "Compare comi cs." claimed a scho larship after a students with the cost of th eir studied, some of the ideas explored these titles but have them separated this new art form to ot her winner was not present. "But then education.
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The Grand Opera House Professor talks, CBS listens 818 N. Market Street Earn up to $20 per hour selling subscriptions to in the civil case - because the jury's decision Soon after her CBS appearance, some high Jury ,expert, criminal may have been based more on hi s credibility than profile trials came to light - the Rodney Ki ng our customers over the phone whether the evidence against him was handled case, then the Simpson case- that kept' her name justice prof often correctly. in the news. Monday-Thursday 5:30 to 9:30 "Juries are always going to look at evidence She said that when CBS asked her to be a part Visit our job fair on Saturday 4/26 from 9 to 1 through th e colored glasses of their own life of the documentary, she jumped at the chance answers questions of experiences, so you'll never really be able to because they were going to tape actual tri al juries. or call Sean @ 658-7897 for an interview. eradicate prejudice from cases," she said. " It was a great chance for me to see what national concern "CBS Reports" recently aired a two-hour happens for real jurors," Hans said. In order to documentary, "Enter the Jury Room." which study juries, she normally has to use indirect BY DENISE MATTHEWS featured Hans for her nationally known expertise methods - such as interviewing jurors after .the Assistant News Editor on jury interaction. fact or reading their books - to find out what Is Brian Peterson a first-degree murderer? The program, which aired April 16, went on behind closed doors. step Family Members wanted • What kind of pressure were jurors under in th e concentrated on three cases of jury deliberations in Recently, a new situation has caught Hans' ·v O.J. Simpson murder trial? order to examine the inside view of how juries attention - the Amy Grossberg-B rian Peterson If you are a member of a stepfamily... How do juries reach their decisions? come to their decisions in cases, what methods case. If, at home, you have a step-parent with his or her One of the university's. own criminal justice they use to persuade others to see evidence their "There will probably be some plea discussions professors, Valerie Hans, is frequently called on to own children who live in the household at least part own way and whether they focus on the main [in this case] about jail time, etc.," she said. answer these questions. points quickly. Since Grossberg and Peterson do not have of the year, we are looking for YOU. Commenting on the infamous cases of Rodney 'To study the jury is to study hovy courts and previous criminal records, she said, they have a King and Simpson, Hans has appeared in Volunteers from stepfamilies are needed for a half our society deal with the problems of today," Hans good chance at plea bargaining to solve the case. journalism giants li ke the Wall Street Journal and said. "The District Attorney wants to trear them hour study of stepfamily life. All information The New York Times. Hans began studying juries at the University of according to their specific case, but [also] wants to Hans admitt ed she was an O.J. junkie, along is confidential. Toronto, where she received her Ph .D. in take into account what a horrible th ing it really with the rest of the nation, during the trial. psychology in 1978. was if they did kill their own baby," Ha!J-5 said. If you would like to be part of this project about "It had to be one of the most fascinating cases," She became a recognized expert largely by "All of the problems we face as a society ends up, she said. "It was a great exercise in the way a jury YOUR type of family, please conatct: chance. she said. A reporter called from the Wall in some way. in a case that a jury faces." thinks." Street Journal needing inforn1ation for a story, and Hans has already written one book on the topic Brenda S. Banker By the end of the trial, Hans said, the defense Hans sent him a copy of an article she wrote on of jury interaction. "Judging the Jury." She is Psychology Department had raised some big questions about the handling juries. currently on sabbatical while writing her- second, University of Delaware of physical evidence by the slate, so she could see "Once the story appeared in the paper, I was tentatively titled " Citizens vs. Corporations," how the jury came to its decision. 831-4582, or ~ inundated with calls for about two weeks after and which focuses on how juries interact in civil trials Hans said the jury may have found Simpson began to be cited as an expert because I was that pit corporations against individual citizens. 1bL ·[email protected]~ guilty if he had testified in the trial - like he did quoted,'' Hans said. Title IX investigation called off by feds continued from page A 1 which is not true. If [the OCR is] Maxine Colm disagreed, calling the basic policies are intact." asking the uni versity to do decision a "ringing endorsement .. of In an official statement, Depa rtment 's decision as one something. then they ha,·e found a the current university policy. Whiil! Gottfr~dson and Blits pledged finding the university in compliance problem. If it is as it appears, I'm she would not explicitly state continued vigilance regarding the with Title IX. pleased the university and OCR will whether the univenity had been u ni versi ty ' s sexual harassment The OCR will refrain from ruling be working to Improve the found in compliance with Title IX or policies. specifically targeting the on a university's compliance if the procedures." merely not in violation of the law, implementation of the c hanges institution agrees to implement the Blits said she had th e same Colm emphasized the approval of designed by the OCR. necessary reforms; since the reservations . but also felt the current policies implied by the " This is good news for the university has done so, Gottfredson requirements OCR imposed on the decis ion and not the required university community. The said she believes the institution may university represented a victory for c hanges. university has long denied there SOAP have only technically been found not their complaint. "Everything meets the letter and were any problems with its in violation and has not necessarily ·'We forced the university to the spirit of Title IX," she said. procedures, let alone serious ones," been found to be in complete correct problems ,'' he said. '· It :; [The university policies are] they said . " We look forward to compli ance either. means that the university is cutting absolutely in conformity with Title monitoring the university's progress - OPERA "What they've done is plead no its losses; it sees it can ' t win.'' IX. In terms of any changes that toward developing adequate comes!." Gottfredson said, "which Vice President for Administration n~ay have been suggested: ... the protections for complainants and 2,000 YEARS creates the impression of innocence, BEFORE Small and Tuleya. 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les Issues of color shine in prof's book Read The "There is an important difference between prejudice and racism," says psychology prof BY ALLISON SLOAN The first secti on explores the history of race relat ions, Jones said he hopes people who read hi s book will realize Review. Swff Reporter primarily between African Americans and whites. It the complexity of racism and consider the reasons behind " I am colored and America's colorblind. So, do you see examines time periods from the slave trade to colonialism behavior and the alternatives of certain behaviors. me?" and extends to the 1990s. For example, Jones sees "self-segregati on" of African This powerful question is just one excerpt from Professor With the help of photographs, Jones portrays important Americans as a double-edged sword. James M. Jones' recently published book "Prejudice and events such as desegregation, Martin Luther Kin g Jr.' s "On the one hand," he said, "it makes it hard for people Racism." political power and th e prominence of the Black Panthers to get to know each other in the long run. But, in the short It's not This updated version of Jones' 1972 edition of his book during the 1960s. run , it may make the individual happier to be with people with the same title depicts events such as the O.J. Simpson "To understand the continuing problems of racism,'' he who can relate and understand. trial and the Million Man March, as well as new research said, "we need to understand the past." " Peopl e who feel stigmatized tend to retreat from that and ideas and discusses the complexities and subtleties of Other sections of the book deal with the psychology of behavior," Jo nes said. The impact of prej udice on the that hard. racism in great detail. prejudice, including attitudes, stereotypes and the scientific subject of discrimination is just as import ant as why the Jone stressed that problems of racism are complicated background of racism. discriminator is acting in that way. and can not be regarded lightly. Racism involves the "There is an important difference between prejudice and Jones, who teaches a Black Psychology class, plans to combination of hi story, religion, culture, poli tics, family and racism," Jones said. He defines prejudice as an "attitude, use the new edition as a textbook in the fall. However, he community, he said. judgment or feeling ," while racism is defined as a said, the book a lso has widespread appeal to anyone Tuesdays and "America is a racist society by vi rtue of its past and translation of prejudice into actions, such as hostility or interested in African-American studi es. present," he said. 'The university, as part of this society, is discrimination. Jones att ended Oberlin College. Ohio State Universtiy therefore discriminatory by nature." There are ways to end prejudice, he said. In one chapter, and Temple University in Philadelphi a, Penn. before earning Fridays. The psychology professor is also careful to consider the he writes that individuals who come together in an hi s docto ral degree at Yale University. After teaching at varied effects of discrimination. "Not onl y does prejudice atmosphere where they will see each other positively wi ll Harvard for several years, Jones became the director of the have a negative effect on those who are discriminated broaden perspectives and end stereotypes. Minori ty Fellowship Program for the American against, but it has a positive effect on th ose who hold the The problem is that stereotypes are ingrained in people's Psychological Association, a position he still holds. I power position.'' heads, Jones said. When an atypical example of a stereotype He began teaching at th e universi ty in 1982 and is I ! The book is divided into three sections which deal with is shown, people tend to just say the person is an exception, currentl y working on a book titled "Cultural Psychology of I different areas of racism and prejudice. rather than changi ng their perception as a whole. African Americans." I I I l Career paths across the AAUP Visiting fashion world explored attacks
BY ERICA BRASLOW "Corporate Ameri ca is not a me, $ 12,000 a year, surviving on UDfor SwjJ Reporler me, me atmosphere," she said. "It is Campbell's Soup and free happy-hour Confidence, self reliance and very much a team atm osphere and Swedish meatballs. modesty are the three things women hard work and dedication pay off." G. Hensler and Co. manufactures need to succeed, said Patricia Holland, Holland said. private label accessories for large diversity a senior vice p resident wi th the Rissetlo stressed to the audience scale specialty retailers, their largest Bandolino division of the Nine West that fo r their first job after graduation, account being the Gap. • Group. money should not be a top priority. Her res po nsibilities in clude: T wo university al umni gave a " It is the oppo rtunity that you management, product development, 1ssues s peech Wednesday afternoon, should worry abo ut ,'' s he said , sales presentations, pricing, and "Creating Career Paths for Women ... "because with great opportunities the production of handbags and belts. which discussed ways women can money wi ll come eventually." Each speaker said it was very continued from page A I survi ve in the "cutthroat" world of the B oth women explained to the difficult to juggle both a family and fashion industry. audience that they start ed off small career, but being in the fashion s he said. " I feel th at women have "Companies expect a great deal, but and neither started wi th the job they industry - which is predominately been hired a nd promoted with if you do a good job, you will be thought they always wanted. female - made it a little easier. regularity. Women have done quite rewarded," Holland said to 100 Ho lla nd' s first job was as an " Your job is very important, but well at the uni versity." students, most Of which were female, assistant buyer with the department your family is number one," Rissetto According to the commission' s in Kirkbride Hall. sto re Woodward and Lo thro p in said. " You can have it all, just don't report, however, women made up a "We got where we are today Washington, D.C. There, she expected expect it all to be perfect." smaller percentage of faculty at the because we were willing to do to find glitz and glamour, but glitz and Holland also advised students to university than in the s la te (43 whatever we had to do to get to that glamour were nowhere to be found. research a company before percent) or the nati on (4 1 percent) next job,'' she said. However, she emphasized th at no interviewing with them. "Before you last year. Lisa Ri ssetto. vice president and matter how bad the work is , beginners go on your interviews, do your In additio n to th e faculty general manager of G. Hensler and should always stay for at least a year ho mework, have a general representation, o th er a reas of Co., ex pl ained that in order to get the and-a-half because adaptability shows understanding about what you are university employment contain some best jobs, "you have to constantly be consistency. walking into." in teresting revelations re garding Slide Presentation aware about what is going on in the Holland 's responsibilities as senior The lecture was sponsored by the female representation. fashion world.'' vice president include conLrolling the Coll ege of Human Resources. In the less p aid jobs, s uch as Thursday, May 1st Both women emphasized the need everyd ay management of the Department o f Textiles, Design & secre taria l/clerical sector of th e to show hard work and dedication and Bandolino national sales team, the Consumer Economics and Office of university, 93 percent of workers to keep in to uch with all contacts. customer service team and the field Women's Affairs. were women, and women comprised 5:00 pm After her first job. Rissetto said, merchandising associates. 59 pe rcent of th e every o ne s he got came thro ug h Rissetto's first job was working in service/maintenance staff. 205 Kirkbride contacts she made while on the job. New York and s he was making Spons ored by U of D Photo Dept.
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presents The Philosophy of Cross-country courses in summer Science Lecture Series Mudslides and mountains double as alternative classrooms (Remaining Lectures) BY ALISON WALDMAN pro fe ssions , said Allan Fanjoy , western United States, including c uisi ne of Spanish and Native Staff Reporter administrator of Special Sessions for Yellowstone, Grand Teton and the American influence . Graduate student Nicholas the university. Badlands. ··students don't realize how much Dr. Paul Durbin Philosophy Department Allmendinger had never seen a storm 'There are things that are valuable The other course offered this year, they're learning," Kuczmarski said. "Philosophy and Sociology of Science and Technology" like this before. to learn outside the classroom,'' he Transcultural Food Habits, a Sheri Witzer, a human resources Wednesday, April23 4pm Rain poured down in buckets, said. nutrition and dietetics class, will senior who participated in the class turning the entire Montana landscape This summer, a geology class will study the food and culture of the last summer, remembers it as being a Dr. Lucia Palmer Philosophy Department to nothing but mud. travel to Montana and W yoming Pueblo Indians living along the Rio big adventure. "It was a really good "What is Philosophy of Science the Philosophy of?" He and the re st of the students on while a nutrition class will visit New Grande in New Mexico, said Dr. learning experience and a lot of fun ," Wednesday, April30 4pm the Domes tic Travel Program Mexico, all as pan of the uni ve rsity's Marie Kuczmarski, the nutrition she said. studying geology in the wilderness Domestic Travel Program. program's coordinating professor. She explai ned that exposure to Dr. Jan Blits Educational Studies Department I Honors Program of Montana ran for cover, hiding Field Geology in th e Western Participating students spend three Native American cult ure was one of Topic TBA under rocks and in the crevices of the States (GEOL 460), will last three to weeks working with dietitians, the most interesting aspects of her TimeTBA earth looking fo r shelter. six weeks a nd teach prospective anthropologists and ethnologists. trip . "They still li ve in their Mud caked into thei r hair a nd earth scie nti sts pre-professional "One of the most interesting traditions, and you don't realize that squi shed between their toes. geological fi eld ski ll s, said Dr. Allan things,'' Kuczmarski said , "is not [such customs] still go on," Witzer All lectures will be held in the Maio Lounge or tbe Ray Street C Allmendinger and the rest of his Thompson , the pr<,J,fessor who .only working with the nutritionists, said. Dormitory off of North College Avenue near Pencader. There will be a reception crew may have gotten ~o~n and organized the class. but with other professionals as well." Some previOIJSly offered after each lecture. The latest information concerning date or time changes, as well dirty in the Montana mud, but the The skill s the class will teach ' Students will stud y the eating Domestic Travel courses include a as information concerning our community. can be found at our webpage (address experience he had that summ er of include making ma ps, using patterns of the Native Americans and criminal justi ce class investigating listed above). Please direct any inquiries to William Stafford ([email protected]) or 1995 was just as beneficial as any compasses, studying and identifying ho w changes in hi story have affected the assassination of John F. Kennedy Malkiel Chosccd ([email protected]) class he could have taken within the rocks as well as teaching the students their traditions and health. in Dallas, Texas, and an African safe confines of mo re traditional confidence, maturity and team work, "The real strength of the course," American studies class that went to building walls. Thompson said. she said, "is the students' interaction Williamsburg, Va., to st udy black " It was terrific," said The strenuous field work, he wi th the Native Americans.'' cu lture in the yea-rs of s lavery. Allmendinger, who participated in added, pushes students to thei r limits Nutrition students will work with Fanjoy said . the geology trip twice - once as a phys icall y and mentally. Nati ve Americans from 19 differen t Participating students pay normal s tudent and once as a teacher's " It is no t a vacation course," villages, including members of the summer session tuition plus traveli ng assistant. " It 's a giant life-scale Thompson said . "Students work all Navajo, Ho pi and Zuni tribes, she expenses, he said. The university laboratory for geology." day long outside." said. uses group rates and st udents are Domestic Travel foc uses o n The field geology participants Students wi ll also visit museums, expected to provide their own meals. giving s ttidents the hands-on spend time camping in a variety of interview medicine men and elderly experience necessary for their fu ture national a nd state parks of the Native Americans a nd sample
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I AS • THE REVIEW • April25; 1997 Summit in Philly continued from page A I efforts. Some companies and corporations an ecumenical prayer service so people who wi ll participate: retired and active SLTV PROGRAMMING SCHEDULE I CHANNEL 49 of all denominations can gather NFL players who will announce their together to pray for America's future. mentoring program for youths; More than II 0 Philadelphia restaurants LensCrafters, who wi ll begin will come together at the Convention providing one million needy people Center to provide a "Taste of with free vision care; and AT&T, Sunday, April 27 Wednesday, April 30 Philadelphia" reception for a ll which wi II announce their 7:00pm Burly Bear 12:00pm Burly Bear delegates. commitment to connecting many 1:OOpm Steppin' Out That night there will be a "A public and private schools to the 8:00pm Movie: Othello Celebration of Service" at the Information Superhighway. 10:00pm Movie: Blues Brothers 2:00pm To Your Health Convention Center. Special guests will Protesters who view the summit as 3:000pm Connections include Oprah Winfrey, Tony Bennett, a public relations event to bolster the 4:00pm Movie: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Maya Angelou, Grover Washington, support of the federal government, will Jr., Clinton, Powell and Sinbad. be on hand all three days. Monday, April 28 5:30pm Burly Bear Monday morning will serve as a "While the mayor and the President 12:00pm Burly Bear 6:30pm Steppin' Out time for speeches by all the presidents are whitewashing walls on and select governors, including Carper, Germantown Avenue,'" said Rev. Issac 1:OOpm Steppin' Out 7:30pm To Your Health who is scheduled to speak after Gov. Miller of Philadelphia Interfaith 2:00pm To Your Health 8:30pm Connections Pete Wilson of California. The Action, " the sinking homes of the 3:00pm Connections 9:30pm Movie: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure governors will have lunch with Clinton Logan community will continue to ;nd there will be working sessions crumble. It takes more than soap and a 4:00pm Movie: Othello 11 :OOam Movie: Repo Man throughout the day. smile to deal with the sinking of an 6:00pm Burly Bear Philadelphia will give its salute to entire neighborhood and the economic the summit Monday night on Penn's sinking of many of our cities." 7:00pm Steppin' Out Landing, concluding the festivities The National People's Campaign, 8:00pm To Your Health with a fireworks display. the Kensington Rights Welfare Union 9:00pm Connections On Tuesday, many of the and Pro-Life of Southeast corporations who are pledging loyalty Pennsylvania will be among the many 10:00pm Movie: Othello to Clinton's " Call to Action" will protesters at the summit. Movie: And The Band Played On speak and tell of their volunteering 11 :OOpm
Tuesday1 Aoril 29 Thursday1 May 1 Game show pays 12:00pm Burly Bear 12:00pm Burly Bear 1:00pm What in the Hall 1:OOpm What In The Hall 1:30pm BH1 1:30pm To Your Health off big for senior 2:00pm Harry & Larry 2:30pm Blue Hens Worldwide 2:30pm From HIV to AIDS 3:30pm BH1 4:00pm Movie: Happy Gilmore continued from page A I open and there was a car there. I was 4:00pm Movie: Philadelphia jumping all over, but now I feel like a 6:00pm Burly Bear 5:30pm Burly Bear She'll get a chance to relive it all on fool because when I watch it now and 6:30pm What In The Hall Monday at II a.m., when CBS they show a car the contestants just 7:00pm Eli Live broadcasts the show she appeared on. stand there and aren't excited at all." 7:30pm BH1 7:30pm To Your Health Brown was first in line at CBS But Brown didn't get to play any 8:30pm Blue Hens Worldwide studios and wai ted for 10 hours with a classic "Price Is Right" games like 8:00pm Harry & Larry group of friends - all of whom were "Cliff Hanger,"' "Piinko" or "Three 8:30pm From HIV to AIDS 9:30pm BH1 decked out in University of Delaware Strikes, You're Out." Instead, she 9:30pm 24 FPS 10:00pm Movie: Happy Gilmore sweatshirts. played a card game that forced her to 11 :30pm Movie: Othello They were all interviewed by pick the price of a car within $1 ,000 10:00pm Movie: Philadelphia producers of the game show, now in without going over. 12:00pm Movie: Happy Gilmore its 25th year. The students were asked "I didn't hear anything when he where they were from and what they was describing the game,'' Brown did for a living. said. "Good thing I knew how to play Brown was one of the first four the game because I didn't hear one contestants called up to join word he said." "Contestant· s Row, .. the podium After drawing a wild card, she was where the players slug it out in order able to chose whatever price she to make it on stage. wanted and chose $13,200. Her guess "I was sitting in the front row, and missed the actual price by a little more when they called my name, I basically than $200. The car was her's. just stood up and I was in Contestants But the thrill of conquering a "Price Row. I didn't even get to run down Is Right" game must have been too and everything.'" much for Brown. ' On her fifth bid. she guessed the When Brown reached the awesome . price of a chandelier to the exact Big Wheel, where contestants get two penny. spins to come as close to a dollar as "I bid $550. and it was a perfect bid possible without going over, she spun so I got $100 for that," Brown said. "I the heavy wheel a shade over the got up on the stage and at that point, I limit. was just so excited I couldn't even There would be no trip to the hear anything." hallowed "Showcase Showdown." MODELS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY She received the chandelier this On the bright side, Brown wi II ... 'no experience neCe~sary . week. but she didn' t adorn her dorm receive her car by the end of June and . ~ ~: :> ::'' =:· room with it. is still deciding whether it will be " My sister just got married and black or green. ·Department ofArt{> bought a house, so I gave it to her as a By winning the Cavalier, Brown is house-warming present," Brown said. banned from playing the Price is Right $3.0 per session ) When she got up on stage, Barker for the rest of her life and cannot go tossed the tradition of having on another game show for one year. BAbLJ:ODAY! 83t~ 22M . • contestants reach into hi s pocket aside. After winning the big prize, she Instead. he simply handed her the rushed to a phone to call her parents, $100bill. who live in South Korea where her "He used to say. 'Reach into my father works. But her claim that she pocket,' but with that whole sex ual had won a car was seen as another harassment thing that happened, he lame attempt at an April Fool's joke doesn't do that anymore. Now he just because of the 13-hour time pulls it out and gives it to you ,'" difference. Brown said, referring to !he '"When I got back and I call ed PERFORMANCE allegations of a former "Barker· s Korea it was Aprils Fool's Day , so FREE Beauty.'" they didn't believe me at all,'" Brown '·I was completely joking around aid. '"I had to get all my friends on with my roommates the week before, the phone to make my mom believe and I was telling them how I only me ." wanted to stick my hand in Bob Brown is graduating after this Barker's pocket, completely joking,'' semester and wi II begin at her job as Aoees with the otis she said. "So when I got up there they an accountant in June. She said her were totally dying.'" parents will be living in South Korea But when Barker gave Brown the for two more years, leaving the house cash, the 21-year-old ~ent blank. for her to live in- rent free. "He was getting ready to show me "I have no rent for two years and I the prize, and I didn't even hear. I was have a free car." she said. "All my so oblivious to everything around me friends say, 'Oh, you're really lucky.' because I was so excited," Brown ul guess I am." !:>W~~ir~~@ said. "Then, all of a sudden. the doors -J•v•uese 8r Ji•liuese tl!Jusie ,.,,. ..Z,~tuee
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But, he added, viewers can easily connect "The stat ions th at did go li ve argued th at Kite said the dilemma faced by the networks There are basicall y two groups of peopl e ·-~ . with a broken leg because it ' s a physical thi ng they, in fact, helped the police by showing the to chose between Sim pson or the president was and happens to all of us. kinds of guns that were being used and that it who really want the public to be lieve television ,I j. ~' If'/ not really that tremendous. is very powerful, he said. -;; r , The adultery charges against the president al so showed where the injured were," Woods "They made a big fuss over which story "The first group is televi sion journali sts, are soaked up by the public, Stone said, for the said. would be the lead story on the news," he said. because it g lorifies their role and gives great t_' same reasons. "But they could have gone li ve with wider "They tri ed to make a big drama out of that, im portance to what they do," he said. "The " People com mit ad ultery, s o t hey are shots of the action so you wouldn 't see people but then they all led with the president's speech second are public offi cials who are allowed off fascinated to see that th e president has been getting their brains blown o ut,'' he said . " It and patted themselves on the back."' the hook and are allowed to say the pictures charged with that and it humanizes him and in wouldn 't have been as graphic - without the Thro ug h his research, Ki te found that made them make the wrong decision." tum demeans him," he said. blood splattering everywhere." net work news fig ures for that week showed The contention of some that the horrible "The public says, ' Hey. He's one of us. that Simpson got five times as much overall :t.f . Well shit , he' s no better th an I am. So why ' ~ \ ~ IT'S THE NEWS SENSATION images push policy, Carter said, is fal se. He \ . coverage than the State of the Union Address. cited the lack of American interest to step into should I respect him? He's screwing th is broad, "The network news is just gelling dumber the war in Bosnia-Herzegovina. - . too. '" Aside from the viole nce, t he re is a n and dumber," he said. ''It is much more about "The most powerful, incredible, g ut ~ Stone said the media ha s c hanged increasing amount of sensati onal stori es being celebrity murder trials than about the public's wrenching pictures of what th e r tajority of immensely since his time as a White House covered by nati onal television news stati ons. busi ness." Americans look like, white boys and white corres po ndent durin g th e Kennedy Tim Graham, associate editor of Medi a Ted Spiker, editor of Delaware Today gals, did not drive policy," he said. "President -~ ·· ~ .. Administration from 1960 to 1963. Watch, a newsletter di stributed by the Media magazine and associate journalism professor. Clinton stood there and absolutely resisted." " During t hose th ree yea rs we had Research Center, said he believes network said the sensationalism on television news is tremendous respect fo r the presidency," he new s progra ms a re try in g to he lp their due to human nature. GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT said . "We weren't submissive, but we didn ' t plummeting ratings by airing what people want "T hey are just giving people what they r think that his sex life or private life was of to see - sensati onal news. want ,' ' Spi ker said. " I sat there and watched the ~ 41 great importance to us." "T he networks know - through mark et Bronco chase - it 's human drama. You don't The argument of some television journalists that the news should show the people what research - that people clamor for O.J. news. know whether he is going to get out and blow they want to see instead of what they need to TO "V," OR NOT TO ''V" They also know that people don't really give a hi s brains out. We have this sick thi rst to see see does not sit well with Carter. THE REV IEW I John Chabalko blank about politics," Graham said. these events.'' '·We have audience surveys so we can have C urrentl y, violence on te levision is a hot He cited the ni ght of Feb. 4 when Clinton's Recently, sensational stories are definitely Hodding Carter was host of " Inside topi c in the world o f American politics, as those who do not know anything tell us what Story" on PBS, a critique of the press. State of the Union Address nearly took place at out we ighing the hard news, he said . they want to know,'' he said. "But we are the some are calling for a " V " c hip to censor the same time the verdict in the Simpson civil " I don ' t know whether it is because of professionals and we should make the decision violence from chi ldren. tri al was being announced. competition or if it is just part of the way we on what is news.'' -and that's not good. T he chip will not be effective when it comes " I think it would have been interesti ng tf the are today ... he said. "But we want the Ricki Carter said the increasin g amount of "The problem is that there is a bi g gap to nati onal television coverage of li ve events verdict was announced 20 minutes earlier than Lake and Jerry Springer type stuff - between what they want and what they need,' ' bu iness in volved with television news where vi o lence is preva lent. This type o f it was," he said. "I don't think they would have everybody seems to be eating that up.'' Stone programs is bringing up a whole new set of said. "What the people need is to be coverage is being questioned by those who say broken away from the speech, but they clearly Based on hi s work at the Media Research dilem mas. educated, to become informed so th ey can the re is too muc h viole nce o n te levis io n would have gone to a split screen.'' Center, Graham explained the causes for the make critical decisions that will affect their already. He q uesti o ned those who own today's Tanya Husar, the managi ng news editor at '·lurch" to the tabloidization on network news. futures." media w he n they b e lieve they have an On the afternoon of Feb. 28, viewers of WPVI, Philadelphia's ABC affi liate, defended "The networks understand that those who Last month, when President Clinton injured obligation to their business at whatever cost. MSNBC and the FOX News Channel watched the handling of th e bu sy news ni ght by the are rabid about their news and read four his knee, he received more coverage than when li ve as po lice shot a nd killed two armed "If they are worried about their shares and networks. newspapers per day will find their news he was healthy, Stone said . gunman in Los Angeles. their investments more than the real business at " More people probably want ed to know somewhere." he said . ·'They don't have to Does it take an injury for the A meri can hand, I wi ll te ll you where t hei r re a l CNN did not carry the event because they what was going on with O.J .. but the president come to the CBS Evening News to find o ut media to ·cover presidential pol itics? "We love did not want to show "some guy's head being commi tment lies, and it's not to journalism,'' and his speech is th at spoonful of medicine you what happened with Clinton that day." Carter said. sickness," he answered. "We love to see people s pl atte red by g unfire s imply to get a n have to take,'' the uni versity graduate said. "So, If the networks would say they are going to suffering and in pain. We really love th at.'' audience," CNN president Tom Johnson to ld Chuck Stone, a former un iversity journalism if the industry was totall y irresponsible. you educate the American people about Clinton. · Stone attributed the extensive coverage of TV GUIDE. professor currently teaching at the University would have seen the O.J. verdict.'' Graham said. the viewers would turn th e the preside ntia l kn ee to his beli ef that the Keith Woods, an associate in ethics at the of North C ar olina at Chapel Hill, said the Dr. Paul Ki te. executive director of the channel to a re-run of "Full House.'' average American won't know what NAFTA Poynter Institute for Media Studies, said the networks are giving the people what they want Rocky Mountai n Media Watch in Denver, is because it doesn't directly involve hi s or her airing of the shoot-out on some cable networks surveys and a na lyzes te levisio n news
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The Review agrees for differences and a with David Colton's view better rounded education of women ' s to draw on later in life. representation in campus The fact that women employment: While the are progressively less university is to be well represented as one commended for the examines the higher and increase of representation higher paying jobs, with that has definitely the notable exception of occurred over the years, it administrative jobs, is not time for the shows a lack of administration to rest on commitment on the its laurels. university's part to recruit Increasing the a faculty and upper representation of any echelon of employees that minority group, and will give students a range women, in an academic of potential mentors and a environment is a worthy full-bodied education. goal for many reasons. Despite a growing And when it comes to opposition to the concept raising the minority of affirmative action, representation among often confused with quota Letters to the Editor faculty, these reasons are systems and branded with is ev ident in a lmost a ll o f the So many times I have answered a m ake life safe in Ne wark so that doubly important because mis nomers like the quite Tiger deified by the inte rviews and di scussions he has knock a t my door a nd fo und a another stlldent , like you, doesn't di e profes sors of different impossible " reverse media attended. fri ghtened uni versity student in tears, riding a bicycle in traffi c. backgrounds will be able rac1sm, " Thi s does no t bo de w ell fo r fa r away fro m the pro tection of But wait, there's more. Last fall. someone who is clai ming peace as pare nt s, having just been in vo lved in my hu sband and I opened our home to offer different The Review believes an My name is Christy Orendorf and the answer to provide an optimisti c a ve hicul ar collision a few feet away. to the E-52 Studem Theatre for an perspectives to their academic institution has l am one uf the onl y girls in th e state future fo r Ame ri ca. He is a lmost In spite of the encouragement to your Edgar A ll en Poe prod ucti on that was students. both a right and a o f Delaware to have competed in an re info rc ing the filth of racis m , a fe llow uni versi ty student s to spread a join t venlll re wi th the Newark Arts all male sport during high school, The gender and responsibility to recruit topic he seemingly stressed in the o ut i nto the ne ig h borhoods of A lli ance. We had great fun with th is this sport being GOLF. ethnicity to which one minorities and women ra ll y in Philadelphia. Newark and urinate o n residential troupe and endi ng the evening wi th a I un derstand some o f the points belongs form an intensely in order to To state that he is unfai rl y being lawns, 1 guess when l see a young profound fee ling of fri endship and Matt Manochio made in his April 22 labeled as anti-Semitic and bigot is person standing o n my d oorste p. connecti vit y w ith the u niversi ty important part of how one create an environment edito rial abo ut Tiger Woods. yet another falsity. Wasn' t it just the hurting. l just don' t think to ask them perfo rming arts community. (Note: views the world , offering a diverse array of However. th e problem is not with o ther ni g ht o n NBC 's " M eet the if they ever took your advice. Bozo that I am, I forgot to ask who especially in such a perspectives. Tiger Woods; it is with the media. Press," as The Review states, that he A s fo under of the local activist among them urinated in my yard.) d isti ncti on -obsessive The university has had The news p a pers and s ports madf'! ., Ye~ a no ther a nti-Se miti c g ro up, C iti zens Again st Traffic. I Yes, we have a long way to g o magazi nes are having a fi eld day culture as ours. a respecta'ble record i'n remark? have joined ne ighbors in activities wi th our town and gown relations in wi th the Tigerman ia that is sweeping Since thi s is the case, regards · 't'd ' increl:ls ih'g This man truly amazes me in hi s rangi ng fro m prod uci ng a bumper cwark, but I think I can peak for most of the nation. co ntradi c ti o ns and gestic ul ating stic ker campaign to pro moti ng city al l of us Bozos o n City Counci l an academic environment female faculty But look at all of the other sport s speaking manner. For The Review to and uni versity anti-traffi c resolutio n. w hen I say that each day. we are conduciv~ to learning representation, but no one phenoms that have also been in th e simply state that Farrakhan "deserves CAT has practi call y become famous thankful that o ur future lies in the about varied views on should forget that we lime li ght because of their talent and respect despite hi s past'" is one of the for its annual barbecue fund-raiser. hands of the S taci W ards of th e talent o nl y: athletes such as Michae l important issues mu s t have a long way to go most po orly writte n and igno rant You may have read abo ut it recently worl d and other responsible student s Jordan, Magic Johnson, Bo Jackson, include members of all yet. statements that I have ever read. in your newspaper. There was a fi ne w ho look at our s itua tion as a Andre Agassi and Emmit Smith. All minority groups to The i nequal Yes, if he went about hi s ·'uni ty'· arti c le in the April 15 issue of T he challenge rat her than a cue to fight. o f these athl etes were new stars at provide the largest array di stributions which seem speeches and interviews in a mature Review describing how the Lambda Mr. Duke, be careful how you use one point of their careers or another. ma nne r ra the r than completely C hi A lphas, the Al p ha Xi De lt as. yo u r ink . You are obligated to of viewpoints to learn to center women in the 1 agree with you that the ne ws ridic uling other re li g io ns, m ay be provide your readers with sound from. lower paying and Jess medi a is maki ng it out to seem like he ' d be deserving of a little mo re facts and have a moral responsibility An education based on prestigious jobs trouble T iger is God. but that is just it - the respect. But one has to wonder why to use your power wisely. news media is doi ng it. Tiger Woods one world view provides The Review as well. 20 religious and community leaders Encouraging your peers. as yo u did . is one of the most humble players on Mr. Duke, be careful at best a stymied and Especially troublesome fail ed to attend hi s speech. I'm sure to ''forego Newark-based volumeer the PGA tour. He does not take his unrealistic impression of is the low percentage of it was not because. they had prio r how you use your communit y ser v ice," '"b la ta nt ly fame for granted, and he reali zes he engagements. ignore their neighbors" and " piss on the world, hardly women in the higher gave up the rest of hi s educati on for ink. You are all non-student properti es'' will not wonderful preparation for portions of the tenure the sport of golf. Laura Feldma11 raise o ur community's level of college graduates to face track. Tenure , for its If you will remember it took T iger obligated to provide lu11ior humanit y or civil ization. W ood s al m ost two week s o f the realities of day-to-day flaw s , provides faculty [email protected] your readers with Just o ne mo re thing, Mr. Duke. debating to decide whether or not to life. with some crucial be fo re l became a Newark C ity go o n to u r o r stay in coll ege. I A broad-based sound facts and have Council Bozo I spent nearl y 10 years protections against personally feel th at he made the ri ght Bozos happen to as a journalist. Think abo ut it. Maybe education drawing from whimsical choice. School will always be there , a moral in I 0 years yo u could grow up to be the views , cultures and administrations or but how many c hances will eac h get stuff done responsibility to use a Bozo too. backgrounds of a number vengeful deans. person get to pl ay on the PGA tour"? You don' t know me. but for the of different professors Thus it is important to your power wisely. Na11c \· Tu mer provides students with a have a protected group of Christy Ore11d01f past year I have been o ne of what Freshman Duane Duke refen·ed to in hi s April City Coullcilll·omall DistricT 5, Newark more realistic view of the professors as diverse as 4 1 29~ @ ude l .e du 18 co lumn in The R eview as a world, a healthier respect the whole. Newark City Council "Bozo.'" o the r stude nt vo lunte ers and ·'towni es"" persevered the cold ra in Review was wrong l was el ected to office in Apri I. 1996, not only thanks to the votes o f on a Saturday to pre pare hundreds of about Farrakhan loca l residents, but becau e o f the dinners to raise fun ds and awareness. WHERE TO WRITE: campaign trail s weat o f nearl y a 1 was pro ud to be a pa rt o f thi s •·community'" e ffo rt as was Jerry Letters hundred volunteers from the Lambda Minister Loui s Farrakhan is truly C li fto n , our ne west e lected City The Review Chi Alpha Fraternity, University of 250 Perkins Student Center Correction a paradox unto himself and to say Coun cil Bozo. otherwise is to completely overlook Delaware Honor Soc iet y and Newark, DE 19716 Delaware Undergraduate Stude nt Each month, the Western Newark Fax: 302-831-1396 The A pril 22 issue of The Review contained a story on the on what he Px presses throughout hi s Traffic Relief Committee meets to rhetorical lectures. While he stresses Congress. E-mail: [email protected] · campus restaurant Vita N ova. T he story incorrectly stated that the My primary issue, protecting the find traffic congesti on solutions and restaurant would close its doors on May 2 1 and not reopen until next the importance of civil race relations, stimulate responsive acti on from our safety of Newarkers through traffic T he Review welcomes fall. Vita Nova will, in fact, remain open through M ay 30 fo r lunch and unity and strength between cultures, State Department o f Transport ation. relief improvements. led me to letters from its readers. For will stop serviing dinner on May 21. The R,eview regrets the error. he tends to completely contradict l wo uld be happy to te ll yo u mo re become a Newark City Council verification purposes, please himse lf. about the WNTRC because I am the Bozo. Each day from the window of include a daytime telephone As he emphasizes the fact that be Bozo who fo unded and c hairs this my home on West M ain Street, l see number with all letters. The belie ves we are all " truly" one c ooperative think tank o f nati on. he also tries to place Judaism residents of all ages trying to cope Review reserves the right to with the city's increasing vehicular representatives from the city and the edit all letters. at a lo wer le vel so as to make hi s universit y. We are trying so hard to religion look more important , which congestion on foot and on bicycles. EDIT ORIAL BOARD Mark J olly Editorial Editor Shawn Mitchell Assistant Editorial Editor Leanne Milway Editor·in Chief Peter Bothum Executive Editor Leo Shane Ill Copy Desk Chief Today- The R~view. Tommorrow- the New York Times Robert Armengol City News Editor Scott Goss Senior Staff Reporter Kelly Brosnahan Managing News Editor Robert Kalesse Entertainment Editor Review columnist Anna White published her first opinion piece in The New York Times Jill Cortright Entertainment Editor J ohn Cbabalko Photography Editor Wednesday after a friend encouraged her to write an article on a topic which she'd been The editorial board meets before each deadline to debate a topic selected by The Review staff. Simple majority contemplating for some time. A couple of friends and contacts late.; Ms. White was infOrtnid determines the editorial staffs stance on each issue. on the same day she submitted her piece that it would run the following day.
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April 25, 1997 All
lr Scientists need UsED IN A Being Black for life to-consider MANNER 1 the ability to walk away. As long as Kenneth H. I am black. I wi ll alway s be considered a minority. Being black ethics too Grimes II is no jam session from which one can "take five." What a Another point is that withthe Brother Know ensemble, everyone is an essential When I ponder this issue, I often part of the group; members readily Anna think of the military-funded scientist include the whole group in all its White who developed a laser gun to blind "How do you know where I'm at activities. Ever been in a c las s enemy forces. I suppose he thought when you haven 't been where I been where the professor asks you to Calico he was helping expand arms -understand where I'm comin ' divide yourselves into groups. and Cockledoo options. One day he may be the root front? " you were the last one approached cause of hundreds of thousands of - B-Real (Cypress Hill), "How I (or in some cases assigned to a blind soldiers, husbands and sons. Could Just Kill a Man'' group) because you were African Five years ago I was sitting in a Friendly fire will take on a new American? freshman Honors E 110 class meaning when troops zap the retinas Last week, The Review printed a Many are uninformed of the do minated by engineering majors, of false foes. Braille may become an biting reply to my editorial "Being importance of black organizations when the professor posed an o ffici a l means of Army Black For a Day," in which I and think that programs like Each important question. communication. compared Keith Sunshine's One Reach One isolate African " Do you believe science majors A lot of scientists out there experiences in Africa to the Americans from the campus. In should be required to take a course sincerely believe that science is a experiences of African Americans reality, the first point that is stressed on ethics?" fully objective discipline, opposed to here at Delaware and in America during this program is to attend the The class eyed the professor the "soft" and "sissy'' social overall. New Student Orientation. EORO quizzically as if she had asked just sciences. But there is a lot of I wish to reply to the letter, but wasn ' t established to replace the lost her senses and talked in tongues. subjectivity concerning what one before I do so, I'd like to give a NSO but to serve as a supplement The awkward pause was soon does and does not choose to study. little background about myself. that makes the transition to college for African Americans complete. fo llowed by a resounding "No!" the questions o ne asks and the The son of Sharon and Kenneth Many students al so assume o ur I was a trifle shocked at my reasons one asks them. Moreover, Grimes Sr., I was born Jan. I, 1974. programs are only for African · mechanical. civil and chemical there is a real and necessary role for I'm a 23-year-old English major, Americans, which is untrue. For engineering-inclined peers. Did they ethics. and my campus achievements years, black organizations ha ve si mply not relish taking another The most important question include the following: advertised their events as "open to · wishy-washy social science class? scientists need to ask themselves is In 1994, I was presented with the the public - all are welcome to , Or did they believe that science was "what will be the consequences of spirit of Umoja (unity) award by the attend." Don' t assume we exclude above, beyond o r irrelevant to my discovery?" Many scientists Black Student Union for my others from our events. The doors ethical questions? I listened further. merely do science for the sake of war is won or lost, killing thousands thought it OK to purposely leave involvement on campus. That same of the African-American " Well , science is, like, totally doing science. It's cool to clone of innocent people around the world African-American cases of syphilis year, I was appointed Mr. BSU, the community are open to anyone, if objec tive." one female student sheep. But the Scottish laddie who annually. Do they know what it feels untreated in orde r to study the co-chair for community service and he or she will enter. ex plained. "Ethics isn't, you know, doubled an ewe failed to understand like to have a leg blown off? To bury symptoms of the disease. worked on programs with various My views are far from myopic; it important to the stuff scientists do." the ethically questionable bag of one's blood stained 5-year-old child? Being an ethical scientist is not so campus organizati ons. is non-minorities who often miss a Another student said, "Science c hromosomes he opened . What To be forced not to take the "road much about how .high a degree one In 1996, I helped to organize a great deal . The letter s ays should not be subjugated to some about humans? "I hypothesize that if less traveled?" earns. Most pollution in thi s country, trip to the Mi-llion Man March for "displaying racial prejudice is not outs ide persons ethical whims. a sheep can be cloned, then a human This is life. A life many folks for instance, is caused by the Ph.D. black males on campus and in the high on the priority list .'' l agree. Scientists' quest for knowledge will is also cloneable." cooped up in research laboratories created technologies. It is about surrounding area. · but only because m os1 people onl y be stymied by this ethics Scientific discoveries and would care not to think about or asking good questions: How will my Last year, I developed the idea display racist and prejudiced acts Lhlng ." breakthroughs all have implications understand. They are removed from research better the society or the for University United, a program unconsciously - they have no idea A third student volunteered the for society. There are many the social consequences of their natural world? Is it possible for it to that brought the entire campus they are doing as such. thought: "Ethical questions do not researchers working on socially work . I' m sure some would say, be used in a harmful way ? What together - regardless of race , The letter provides a perfec t have absolute answers. Science does, acceptable and beneficial issues such ''I'm not the one who put the land steps can I take to insure my religion, sexual preference, etc. - example: " Mr. Grimes sho uld be therefore the two cannot co-exist." as AIDS research, solar technology mine in the ground." Yeah, but you discovery is used properly? to dispel the myths and eradicate aware that, yes, he is different, but There goes the world, I thought and wetland health. designed it. "But if I hadn' t designed A project may be legitimate stereotypes that we tend to hold Unfortunately there are also it , someone else would have.'' There science, but that does not mean it is against one another. he should not d}Vell on it." Yes, he cy nically. while listening to the is different. ' I scientific-like philosophy of myl scientists driven less by noble are many ways to avoid the blame. ethical science. That's jus\ a little abou~ me, but That i~ exactly , my poi11t. The clas mates. motivations and more by money and A scientist should not be ruled by Scientists do not work in an hopeful I y it's enough to que II funders' agendas. To be fair, it is employers in dictatorship-fashion. In ethical vacuum. They are not above, accusations that I'm "putting up an dominant culture preaches to me The professor tried hard to get the about celebrating diversity and sci ence-minded pupi Is to see the tough to get grants nowadays. And order to keep science moral , its but rather a part of, the social world. angry wall" between myself and the the military does pay a handsome motives, methods and application Social science is not a lesser science, campus community. unity but still have the prejudiced importance of ethics. The effort was mentality that I am different, unlike futile. sum. But if accepting money means must be pure. but rather a complementary science. Additionally, many of my the majority. And I don ' t have to Pe rhaps the class' prevailing sacrific ing your personal integrity, Many a tobacco industry-funded Adding an ethics course 10 science editorials promote unity. would you do it? re searcher has gone home with a curriculum might be good idea, The letter writer compared dwell on that fact , because I am att it ude against ethical dialogue constant ly reminded , since the within the sciences was merely a Many sc ientists working on clear conscience after declaring tens especiall y since so many science herself to me as a minority, since potentially human-destructive of thousands of independent majors carry a cocky and naive idea she is the only woman in the Jazz majority see me as black first and re fl ection of o ur society's human second. educational prerogative to divide the technology justify their $ 150,000 '>cientists wrong in their claim that about the social application and Ensemble. The comparison was world into artificial disciplines of salary jobs · as a "means of putting "cigarettes cause cancer.'' implications of scientific research. cute, but unless one spends every food on the table." Or they simply Many an oil technology engineer waking moment with a g roup in Ken Grimes is a weekly study which too often deny cross columnist for Th e Review. What a deny responsibility for its use. has passed a river polluted with oil Anna White is a weekly columnist which one is a minority, such a study. Brother Know normallY appears Whatever the case, one thing is I always wonder about the by products and looked the other for The Review. Calico Cockledoo comparison is irrelevant. designers of landmines which stay way. appears every Friday. Send e-mail Ju st as Keith Sunshine, a e very Tu esday. Send e-mail certain: science and ethics go hand responses to blackluv@udel. edu. in hand. active in the ground long after the Many a medical researcher once replies to [email protected]. minority in the Jazz Ensemble has Bush, Clinton, Powell: not the men for the job
· reduced non-military spending by kids, be all you can be! the Catholic Church; thousands were Currently Bush has spent the In the pa t couple of years Gregory almost 30 percent, making him very But what makes the general's executed on a massive scale. majority of his time doing public Clinton has promised to end welfare Shulas akin to people associated with the presence most disturbing is his An example of how Bush's past relations work for a plethora of forever and has surprisingly agreed Reagan/Bush administrations , connection with those who is insensitive to the welfare of the multinational corporati ons around many times with Republicans like according to an article in The engineered the Iran/Contra scam, a children is how he spent the funds the world, many of which use child Bob Dole and Newt Gingrich on Guest Nation. deal which had the Reagan/B ush issued for the war against drugs. labor, says the Nation ]'Jews Index. how to do it. If his dislike of welfare Column Maybe his new friends who will administration dealing military Instead of pouring money into Bush has frequently been in China is combined with his 30 perce nt be appearing with him in weapons to Iran. According to "The educational programs, Bush put 75 to promote these corporati ons. drop in non-military spending, it 's Philadelphia have something to do Nation" the money from these deals percent of the budget into law "Fortune Magazine'' reports when it going to be a pretty depres sing This weekend President Bill with Clinton's sudden sw1ng was given to the Nicaraguan enforcement, accordin g to Noam comes to bonding with the Chinese, speech for these kids. Clinton, former President George towards right-wing military build Contras, a very right-wing, violent Comsky ' s book "Deterring which, like the Central Intelligence If anything, mothers should come Bush and retired five-star Gen. up. organization. Democracy.'' So the kids in Agency, has an evil human rights out and chew this trio out. They Co lin Powell will appear at the Last time I checked Clinton was a The Contras initiated a reign of Compton and Watts got a lot more records, few carry a name with more should ask them questions li.ke President Summit for America's Democrat. But why is he giving terror over Nicaragua in the '80s, of the Los Angeles P olice clout than George Bush. "How come you' re spending billions Future in Philadelphia, Pa. speeches with the man who killing those affi li ated with the Department than councilors and It's kind of weird that George on defen se and not on building The conference is supposed to supported the Persian Gulf War, Communist Party. unions and even therapists, a sad turn-out indeed. Bush, ex-d irector of the CIA, is superior schools? How come you' re bring community leaders together to Colin Powell , the giving a speech cutting out any chance of welfare for address the problems of the poor, former Republican with Clinton on those three million kids who live in especially children. chairman of the Sunday. I poverty in the United States? And On the surface this looks like a Joint Chiefs of wonder what how come you say you ' re a feel-good affair for a better future, Staff? those two have Democrat and you're giving but at a deeper glance this summit is According to in common. speeches with guys linked to the a scary revelation on how the fate of CNN archives, on Isn ' t Clinton Iran/Contra scan and mass murders America's youth is left in the hands more than one trying to get of left-wing people al l around the of people who have disturbing and occasion Iraqi China to world?'' violent pasts. Though having Mother orphanages were improve their The summit for the poor in Theresa, Mr. Rogers, Vaclev Havel bombed during the human rights Philadelphia looks more like a PR and the Dali Llama sponsor the oil war, killing a agenda? statement than an actual attempt to conference is kind of unrealistic, this large number of One thing help children. These dark characters. current combo is probably even women and they have in obsessed with power and more so. especially in the context of children. common, prominence, are better at dishing out si ncerity. What kind of The Next besides their nightmares than hope for the future Since the early '80s the new ideas can the love of military of America's youth. It's also Reagan/Bush administrations, with ex-leader of the spending and symbolic of how America . is Colin Powell as an administration most powerful and Offensive? sending troops becoming one giant party, a political member, took an unnecessary deadly military to foreign party which centers around amount of funding from education give to the children countries like conservatism and a large military. and welfare and put it into military in Philadelphia? Saudi Arabia, And that's more like a one-sided spending for things such as nuclear Did he take child ((0' Somalia , dictatorship than a true pluralistic missiles and Stealth fighters. psychology in Panama and democracy. After seeking a 40 percent college, or maybe yr y, Haiti, is their increase in weapons attainments he's looking for II dislike of Gregory Shu/as is a guest over the next four years, Clinton has some recruits? Hey welfare. columnist for The Review. Send e- A12. THE REVIEW. 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April 25 , 1997 • Bl Nursing students needle in their field Future Florence Nightingales experience clinical training
BY R. RYAN KOPKO ing the hands-on aspects of the degree known Swff RefJ n rter as clinicals or practicums. ''I feel something- like pressure:· says the Students are placed at major hospitals, mother-to-be in the maternity ward at including St. Francis and Christiana, and Chri tiana Ho pita!. "I think it"s a head."' health care agencies, such as Planned For Amy Hill. a senior nursing major, this Parenthood to complete clinical work in pedi is her first experience with a woman in labor atrics, maternity. psychiatric-mental health, during her maternity ward clinicaL Gently. she medical- surgical and community nursing, removes the blanket covering the woman to Jenkins says. discover the source of the pres ure. When students take their clinicals, they ··Low and behold, there was the head of a 3- attend lectures three days a week and the other pound, 4-ounce baby girl." she says. "I could two days are spent at health care agencies. n "t believe it." Senior Allison Linaugh says. When the woman went ·'Nursing is not like many other into premature labor, no doc majors. We can learn in books tors were in sight and Hill t+iands~n about a particular disease, but was left to deliver the baby when it's attached to a person on her own. "I just did what ~ tudent s ..~ it's a completely different we watched in.class. and then thing." instinct took over," she says. Linaugh discovered this while Hill's experience her junior year not only completing a medical su rgical clinical at brought a new child into the world. but also Christiana Hospital her junior year. One of her earned her credit toward her college degree. responsibilities was giving care to an AIDS The nursing major is split between tradi patient. tional classes and on-the-job experience. says "I had to wrap and unwrap the patient's Elizabeth Jenkins, lab coordinator for the dressings to treat the gangrene that had set in College of Nursing. over his feet and legs,"' she says solemnly. ·'I Du ring the first two years of the program, tried not to react to the man's sores and did a students fulfill their general university require ments. The final two years are spent complet- see NURSESpage B4 Flustered faculty PRESENTed with e-mail bombardment
BYTC FRANKEL copy, or cc field, meaning that any sparked a debate. "Please take me off your list." Staff Reporter response to the message would go out "Bill, I thought that's what faculty Assistant professor of psychology While the university lulled on to everyone on the li st if the e-mail's did! '' wrote David Onn, a professor in Erika Rosenberg: "PLEASE take me Spring Break. Information question "Respond to all recipients?" the same department as Daniels, which off the list too''' Technologies User Services director was answered with a push of the "Y" was sent to all recipients. English professor Sara Horowitz: Leila Lyons unwittingly started a war key. "Here's another reason. Many peo "Ditto.'' that was to 'be witnessed by every '·In ren·ospect,'' Lyons says, "what I ple teaching at this university, like at Graduate student Nora Bouamari: "I instructor. professor and graduate stu should have done was use the blind car many universities, are not faculty," do not want to be on this list either. dent at the university - but hidden bon copy field." ' If she had, all of the Marina Pi sco!ish , director of the Center Nobody asked me in the first place plus from the undergrad uates. responses would have gone to her alone for Educational Leadership and Policy, I don 't even know what you're talking Fought over the e-mail system by a about. If you are in deep need for a horde of teachers, this electronic battle debate go to a coffee place and stop of words and protocol - borne out of thi s!'' si mple technological ignorance- pro Faculty members Susan Goodrnarr.: duced floods of messages in teacher's John Weiss, Bruno Thibault, Mali~ e-mail boxes. Sanz De Miquel, Julian Yates, Bilt While the vast majority of the teach Lawson, Mark W. Huddleston, David. ing staff sat back with silent bemuse Stone, Roxa Petit-Rasselle. Peter Wei!" THE REVIEW I John Chabalko ment. a handful of teachers were seized and others, too, communicated thei ~ A person trying on makeup is taking a chance. H samples are not by episodes of indignant insolence, to intense desire to get off the list by, well,: cleaned between customers, she could catch pink eye or other ailments. the point where one individual even responding to the list. foamed with curses. In the midst of the nearly constant: It all started innocently enough. salvoing of messages, Kristen Poole, an : From her office in Smith Hall, Lyons assistant professor in the English' Makeup's true composed a message announcing an department, noticed something sbej open hou e for the PRESENT. a cute could not at the time explain: acronym for Practical Resources for "AAACCKKK' I have no idea what Educators Seeking Effective New this list is, but I want to be taken OFF.' Technologies. One of the goals of PRE Now everybody is hitting ·respond' and; colors .revealed SENT. the message read, was to "coach asking ME to take them off the list.: faculty as creative technology users.'" PLEASE STOP. I've had five new e BY CHRISSI PRUITT Innocuous in its simplicity. the mails in the last few minutes, and I have Copy Editor announcement should have encouraged nothing to do with this intensely annoy-: Cosmetics are designed to beautify and accentuate the natural assets of the no further discussion. ing list. IF THERE IS SOMEBODY IN: face. Yariou makeup applications are often intended to hide blemishes and But it did. THE CC'S WHO CAN GET ME OFP blend skin tones. Late in the afternoon on Thursday, THIS LIST, PLEASE, PLEASE DO." ; But makeup can sometimes cause very unattractive conditions. Imagine try April 3, Lyons sent the message over e and not to the entire faculty. wrote to all recipients. The problem, Poole later reali zed,, ing on a shade of mascara at a store and forgetting to wash it off. Suppose the mail to every teacher at the university. Later that day, after she sent the By the time Brinton Cooper pulled was that she and about 70 others were• brush used to apply the lash tinter wa infected by someone with an active case Planted in her announcement, how PRESE T announcement, William out his online Webster' dictionary and sending messages to get off the list to: of conjunctivitis. ever. was the seed of chaos, of over Daniels, a professor in the physics and posted the definition of "faculty" everyone on the list. , Waking up scraping the cru st lodged in the comer of the optic receivers, the stuffed mailboxes. of overheated dis astronomy department. responded to all (again, to all recipients). people were "I have gotten so much grief from ~ ~ . mother of all itches seething from underneath the lids, one would experience a cussions and outrageous reactions. recipients, "Pardon me, but is there a beginning to tire of the messages. my colleagues for not knowing how t!"!e, throbbing pain. The seed: ''instructors- particular REASON to address the fac 'The war had begun, Lyons says. e-mail system works," Poole says. Eyeballs surrounded by a pink and red glaze, ocular sockets swollen and dis [email protected].'" ulty in its indi vidual entirety as "And we got a lot of escalation." As the desperate requests to be taken: tended with infection: Welcome to the world of the dreaded pink eye. To find and contact every teacher, 'Instructors?"' Six days after the original posting of off the list mounted, technology-literate This is just one of the potential scenarios that can result from trying on Lyons and her staff composed a mailing In writing the announcement, Lyons the PRESENT message, Lyons had professors like John MacKenzie, a food makeup with unsterile instruments. list constructed from Spring Semester had used the word "instructors" twice: received only II messages. The next and resource economics professor, '·If someone with an acti ve case of conjunctivitis were to use an eye pencil class rosters. About 1,500 names were in the name of the mai ling list and in day. April 10, Lyons opened an inbox began offering advice. and then you pick it up and put in on yom eye. you're looki ng at a pretty nasty collected under one mailing address: the opening line of her message. filled with more than 70 messages. "If you wish to participate in the, infection,"' says Dyanne Westerberg, a physician at Student Health Services. "[email protected]." The mail Daniels' comment, however, English professor Carl Dawson: ongoing flame war over 'instructors'· Conjunctivitis is not the only thing that can be transmitted through makeup ing address was posted in the carbon containers and applicators. and it is cenainly not the most unpleasant. see UD'S page B ~ "P eudomonas is transmitted through eye pencils and mascara,"' Westerberg .. says. Pseudomonas is an eye infection that causes severe irritation and di scom fort. Philly comics adjust to low Hen Zone crowd: "The herpes simplex virus can also be transmitted through lipstick, blush and eye shadow." she says. Herpes does not only affect the mouth but can also be •1 found in the nose. cheeks and eyelids, she adds. BY MOSI K. PLATT "We're tired of kneeling." ter that she did not experiment with drugs, alco- "You have to be careful." Westerberg says. "Your best bet is to make sure Staff Reporter Connelly said she got to know the crowd bet hoi and sex during the '60s. ' that no one else has used the product." She recommends that department store "Jeffrey Dahmer ate more people than there ter than most due to its small size. "All my friends wanted to go to India [durin~ are in this room," comedians Mary Francis makeup counter use samples containing one application of the makeup. She The 46-year-old Philadelphia native said she the '60s], sit on top of a mountain and meditate,", say sharpening pencils removes the top coat and could eliminate the chance for Connelly and Big Daddy Graham said to a crowd left with the impression that the initials "UD" the comedienne said. "Of course, all the kids in infection but that ensuring makeup is only used once is a more sure-fire way of of 14 people during their respective acts at the stood for "undeclared" after talking to five unde India wanted to come here and open a 7-Eleven." Hen Zone Tuesday night. avoiding infections. clared majors in the audience. Graham complained about the signs posted in The comics were destined for a small crowd. Graham said he admired the students for tak the convenience store. Sophomore Julie Jordan recently went to try on new makeup at the Student building supervisor Scott Bishop said Christiana Mall with two of her friend . Julie says she buys makeup pretty reg ing a study break to enjoy the show. "We're too "I was in this 7-Eleven," he said, "with a sign ularly but in ists on trying everything on before she takes anything home. attendance for Comedy Showcases at the Hen busy being grown-up and it sucks," he said. [reading]. ' Ketchup and mustard for 7-Eleven "You don't want to eno up with something that doesn't flatter your face," she Zone are traditionally low because of poor pub The 40-year-old comic from southwest hot dogs only.' Are people from Wawa coming to - licity. says. "The makeup counters put things on display for that reason- you might Philadelphia said he likes college students 7-Eleven saying, 'Wow, this ketchup kicks But both comedians adapted their styles to as well take advantage of it." because they drink. Wawa's ass!?"' Perusing the counters carefully. Julie made a mental note of all the colors she accommodate the low turnout. "People that drink tell great stories," he said. While drinking and 7-Eieven play large roles Connelly, who said she likes to talk about life "Every good story starts out with, 'It was really in most students' lives, both comedians dis wanted to try. Then she went to the counter and asked to see the new line of experiences, casually conversed with the crowd spring lipsticks. late and we were really drunk.' Hell, the Bible cussed an even more important topic: relation- about the sexual inhibition of Catholic women. starts out with that," Graham joked. see COSMETICS page B4 "Catholic women hate oral sex," she said. Connelly said she told her 15 year-old daugh- see C O MEDY page 83
Jl :,B2 • THE REVIEW • April 25, 1997 •J 'Amy' falls apart before the chase is over
sexual orientation to that higher plane of soul mate glory. Ya know what, I hate wnung the Are these guys gettin' any The shame, however, lies in the fact that But I'm so damn good at it, I of those royalties they "Amy" takes so long in reaching this Hitlist. have to assume my responsibility and keep talking about on plateau, only to forget its original inten pick up the slack those other "enter Court TV? Don't know, but the tions and lose itself in a flat, mundane love taining" foo ls left off. It's time to Jerry Garcia Band is sipping their story. return to the days of old, when winter own ripple now. They want some o· While the film has a biting (and often was in the air and true skills were on that 10 mil, and they're collecting at sick) sense of humor and brilliant perfor the pages. Here's what's up for this the Electric Factory tonight at 7:30 mances, it cannot overcome the drudge of coming weekend. Don't say I never Tixx are $13.50, so get truckin'. its pace and the frantic range of its emo did anything for yiz. tions. Curious, George? Yeah, Likable and sensitive Holden (Ben FRIDAY ya know ya are, you little Chasing Amy Affleck) and his neurotic, ill-tempered best monkeys! That furry little friend Banky (Jason Lee) are up-and-com Miramax Films Have you ever seen guy is back in his suit to bring back ing comic book artists in New York City. Rating: ~~rr:r threads like Joe's? No one the memories of childhood. Based Their talents take them to a convention can bust out the bell-bot on the books by Margaret Rey, the where Holden falls in love with another BY ERIN K. LIEDEL toms and look like the pimp daddy he show wi II include the entire cast. cartoon artist, Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams). Swff Rt:portu is in that fine technicolor dreamcoat. from the Man in the Yellow Hat, Once in a lifetime, or so they say, comes With a similar interests, Holden and Director and writer Kevin Smith of "Joseph and the Amazing Marie, George and two storytellers. Alyssa seem perfectly suited except for one " Clerks" fame has made another rather the mate of your dreams- kind, intelligent, Technicolor Dreamcoat" is being put For ages young and old, a trip to catch: Alyssa is a lesbian. amusing Generation-X treat that requires a attractive, financially secure, committed, on by the Harrington Theatre Arts Mitchell Hall should be in your Despite this glaring obstacle and Banky's bit of patience and understanding from its funny and fashion-savvy ... perfect, right? Company for the next couple of plans. The show starts at 2 p.m. and quips of "this is gonna end badly," Holden viewers. With somewhat disgusting humor .:< And then, just as you begin to reel in your weeks, so this your chance to get holy, tickets are $10 for adults, $8 for pursues his true love until he has "won" her and its theme of sex, "Amy'' asks that catch- whammo! Yo ur ideal creation does just like grandma. The show starts alumni, faculty and staff, and $5 for over. Of course this follows on the premise moviegoers see through 1he muck of trashy not prefer your gender and would just as tonight at 8 in the Pearson Hall audi students and children under 12. soon love you as jump off a bridge. that it takes a true love to change the sexual talk to the trite love story unraveling under neath. tori um. It"s $5 for students, and $7 for Alas, such is the, er, complicated plot preference of another, which assumes much Men's lax. Will the What help, if any, that "Amy" has in the rest of you. Call 837-1767 for behind and discusses little. bleeding stop? In the accomplishing this is Affleck's performance more info. " Chasing From this point, " Amy" nose-dives into a midst of a seven-game Amy," the sea of tears, chases, fights and suspicions as Holden. Deep, moody and sensiti ve, Scrounge got you down'~ losing streak. it doesn't look good Review Grading System all of the ingredients of a classic episode of Affleck stands out as the helpless soul guid raunchy Are those Big Grilles get for the Delaware men's lacrosse ~~~'i.h? " Dynasty" or " Dallas." While Holden has ed by doomed love. Oscar caliber little movie ting a little boring and team. but they' II try to make good t t managed to make Alyssa respond, her past The film ra ises very real, candid ques See this flick h a gamy? Well, today is a new day. Have against the Penn State Nittany Lions revolves haunts their relationship. tions: Can a lesbian find love wi th a man'~ -tr-;.'n.? Definite rental some BBQ on the patio outside the at 2 p.m. at Delaware Stadium. Although the ending falls into a rut of Can anyone change the person they love? around the Perkins Student Center and listen to 'l.?u Catch it o n cable typical love story, the moral this film teach Can love last with two very different indi idea that the sounds of folk singer Antje SUNDAY u Putrid, moldy, foul love reach es is a warm and fuzzy one: "Put the person viduals? "Chasi ng Amy," however, is inca Duvekot while ya munch. As part of es beyond ahead of their actions." pable of answering its own musings. the Lunchtime MusiCafe, the show ATTENTION ALL COL lasts from noon to I p.m., and it 's free. LEGE STUDENTS: THIS IS WHAT YOU' VE BEEN Having co-produced, co-written and starred Liar Liar Seven or II, seven or II, WAITING FOR. After doing and in the film, Cusack ought to be proud. The satir In his latest adventure on the silver screen baby. Come on, daddy needs reading the Hitlist for a long time. ical composition and extensively thought-out Jim Carrey plays an arrogant lawyer who mus; a new pair o f shoes' OK, so this is by far the best event, but you casting powerfully strikes viewers dead on tar face hi s worst enemy- the truth. And when his Atlantic City's too far. but there's a must be 21. Again at the Electric get. fibbing ways desist, a melee of rubber-man Grosse Point Blank casino right in the Hen Zone tonight Factory at I p.m., for $17.50, it ·s The Devil's Own antics ensures. Pale-skinned with dark features and honest from 7 to I 0. Call 831-2428. The Beer Festival. With cigar sam With the rumors of tensions between Brad Alrighty then. eyes, John Cusack's hallmark Irish face is the pling, a retro tent and ho t sauces. Pitt and Harrison Ford, everybody figured just With a script that just keeps getting dumb stamp of all that is sweet and innocent. SATURDAY could there be a better thing to do stick a pitchfork in it, "The Devil's Own" is and dumber, "Liar Liar'' required nothing less In "Grosse Pointe Blank," however, his por after church Sunday? Uh-uh. Make headed straight for hell. of this $20 million-per-movie star than the usual trayal of Martin Q. Blank, a professional assas Hey there, it's Ray Fair the MacKenzie Brothers proud and But the two good actors, as they have been in body convulsions and unintelligible sounds, sin in search of " fulfillment and truth" is just for the fifth time already! drink a brewskie for them, you almost every film, came out with a thrilling save a tear or two that marked the cheesy, if not where the film's irony begins. Slated for the 5th Annual hoser. international battle. predictable ending. At one time or another, everyone faces the Ray Street Fair are local musicians Bloodshed and men and guns are present While Carrey's newest adventure is indeed dilemmas th at Martin is dealing with: skepti Gingham SchmUz, Juliet 's Wishing There's a poetry reading from start to finish for this movie about an IRA amusing, it also defies his past explorations cism regarding career choice and regret for hav Well , Cecil's Water and folk singe~ today at the Art House at supporter, which is all part of Ford's m.o., but with several scenes of real emotion and feel in" ing lost a companion. Well, maybe not every one Antje Duvekot Saturday in this b~sh 132 E. Delaware Ave., pre somewhat off the beaten path of Pitt's "12 that seemed misplaced and a bit overdone. "' has confronted an affinity for killing or the fear nonh of campus. Did somebody say sented by JoAnn Balingit and Monkeys" or "Seven." With a preposterous ending and ludicrous of being killed, but Cusack's performance art barbecue? Damn skippy! How 'bout Francis Poole, editors of Blades. ze After the startling beginning, the film's antics, "Liar Liar" wraps itself up into a ni ce lit fully enables viewers to understand it. snow cones and cotton candy? Throw magazene. Judging on their picture, biggest problem is a somewhat anti-climactic tle moralistic package and is reminiscent of the The only word apt to describe this movie is in some volleyball. and with all the these two are as easy to point out in ending. realization that follows George Bailey in ·'It's a original. dough going to the Food Bank of a normal crowd as the Art House. So Further deeming this film an absolute mas With a highly respected cast, a heroic and Wonderful Life." melancholy storyline, "The Devil's Own" will Delaware, it sounds like a good time. if you make it , let us know how these terpiece is the chemistry between Cusack and Here's the catch. the fee is a buck or a artsy-fartsy folks did. The show's win this holy war and fiendishly find a way into - compiled from staff reviews Driver as well as the cast. can offood.lfyou don't go I'll have to from 2 to 4 p.m. Call 737-1304 for ~.·• a heavenly response from most viewers. wrap you up in plastic and beat you details. with a stick. Be there at 5 p.m. -Robert Kalesse
,, Get 'Wired' to start learning A. Electric Factory (215) 627-1332 about computers, technology .,. The Jerry Garcia Band $13.50 Sat. April 26 at 7:30p.m. in their field whom re aders won't know about just Let's see, this great concert event from watching the evening news . .. will feature Melvin Seals, Jackie When Netscape exploded on the Internet brow er LaBranch, Gloria Jones, Donnie scene nearly three years ago, Wired was the first to ; Baldwin, Armin Winter, Lorn Leber tell the world about 'etscape's young mastermind and Elgin Seals ... but nope, no Jerry Marc Andreeson, and the team of 20 year olds back B. "They're J00®\1UCS Garcia. Sorry. Go check 'em out any ing him up. way. One of the most interesting sections is so aptly named "Fetishes ... Here Wired showcases all kinds of snakes this Th e First Annual WXPN May high-tech gadgets for the home. office. car or bike. Music Festival $13- Fri. May 2 at 8 This month's 33-page cover story is a short but JLnm~ p.m. detailed biography of "The Well,'' one of the first on big out A brand new way to spend your line gathering places. late spring days - featuring Freedy BY JOHN CHABALKO There are biographies on all of the foundina mem Johnston, Chris Whitley, Grey Eye Photo Editor bers. and several of the users. The article talk~ about here?" Glances, Rebecca Blasband and City Wired magazine was inspired during the back draft everything from what kind of computers the people Rhythm Orchestra. There's only lim created by first flames of the internet in 1992. Since used to how they li ke their coffee. ited seating avai lable, so get your then it has gained worldwide recognition as one of the Subjects covered thi s month include everything D. "Rt least tickets now. best t ec h no I o g i c a I l!l!ltJ!III!!IIIII!~:F:-:-:'iiiii':::;::' from corporate magazines available rebels, to research C. ''I HOPE THE my husband The Chemical Brothers Fri. May at newsstands. being done at M.I.T. 16 at 8:30p.m. Readers of rags t
' April 25, 1997 • THE REVIEW • 83 Earth Day concert floors crowd, raises money BY SHANI BROWN faded jeans and aT-shirt. White clapped her hands and rubbed Stuff Repuner SEAC held the event to raise money for them together and she got the audience to Although the atmosphere was like that the SISKIYOU Project, which is designed mimic her. Each hand movement made a of an outside festival, students celebrated to preserve old growth forests in Oregon. different rain sound. Earth Day during the Student The concert raised more than $200. Duvekot, also a member of SEAC, said Environmental Action Coalition's concert The event was also used to publicize jokingly, "I thought you all sitting on the inside the gray Multipurpose Room of the SEAC's "Stop the Incinerator Campaign," floor would be Earthy." Duvekot then told Trabant University Center. which is petitioning to prohibit the the audience she had actually forgotten to It was an informal setting Tuesday Delaware Solid Waste Authority from order the chairs. night. There were no chairs and those who building an incinerator in Pigeon Point, a Duvekot's repertoire of songs went attended sat on the floor. Many stretched residential area south of Wilmington. beyond the save-the-planet themes. She out across the floor or sat Indian style. "We must reflect upon the fact that the sang of feminism and heart breaks. Many Others removed their shoes and rested their Earth sustains us," said junior Laura of the songs were written by Duvekot, but heads on the bodies of those lying beside White an officer of SEAC. "Earth Day is she performed some covers of Sinead them. every 'day, but the one day devoted to it O'Connor and Bill Miller. Nobody seemed to notice that they were each year should be a time to think about The performance was interactive, and laying on carpet and not fresh cut grass, or environmental issues." Duvekot often asked the audience for that the light shinning down was not the Raffle tickets were sold for a dollar with requests or to sing along. rays of the sun. Nobody noticed that they a hand-made, Native-American Lakota SEAC hopes that the concert will make were not breathing the fresh air of a spring Star quilt as the prize. Proceeds from the people more Earth conscious. Being Earth evening, but the everyday aromas of the raffle were donated to Native Americans conscious takes more than just recycling, Trabant University Center food court. living on reservations. White said. People need to carpool and Junior Antje Duvekot was the only act With the help of the audience. White reduce excess waste among other things. for the evening. She played the guitar, was able to make rain. Not actual rain, but As students left the concert, they, as inging several songs as she sat comfort THE REV[£W I Bob Weill when the audience members closed their we ll as the SISKIYOU Project, had bene Junior Antje Duvekot causally performs her folk music and some covers during SEAC's Earth ably on top of a table casually dressed in eyes, they could imagine rain. fited from Earth Day. Day concert Saturday. More than $200 from ticket sales benefited forest preservation in Oregon. Live in technicolor, HTAC gives body and soul to 'Joseph'
BY SARAH PALERMO Stujf Reporter Photo counesy of Warner Bros. As the Harrington Theater Arts WITHOUT A "TRACE," the members of Son Volt: bassist Jim Boquist, lead singer Company strives to put on a play about a Jay Farrar, multi-instrumentalist Dave Boquist and drummer Mike Heidorn. bibli cal story, it would seem they would have God on their side. Judging from the high energy and strong performances of 1 the crew during the dress rehearsa , 11 For Son Volt, Philly looks as though God has indeed given them his blessing. For the next two weeks, students will • have the chance to display their many tal ents durino the produc. tion of " Joseph and,. lS 0 'Straightaways' . THE REVIEW/Jay Yovano,~ch the Amazino Techmcolor Dreamcoat, h which premi~res Friday. HTAC closes its season with Andrew Lloyd Weber's "Joseph and t e And any simi larity to "Trace" was com BY PETER BOTHUM The musical consists of well-chorea- Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat," based on the Old Testament stor y. Eret.:uti\'e Editor pletely intentional, Farrar says. The sophomore JlllX ts almost unavoid 'Tm not trying to shed a skin or any graphed dance steps and strong vocalS".--- -.- . - -- 1 f Such maneuverability is necessary to this "The cast picked up a lot of work and spectacle that wJII bnng more t Jan a ew show because of quickly moving scenes. able. thing,'' Farrar says in a Warner Bros. press Whether a band's second effort is a solid met a lot of challenoes,'' director Gregory chuckles. d b · However, a simple set hasn't saved t.he release. "I do feel that th is album is an Robleto a junior Eno!ish student, says. Choreography was arrange y ass1s- collection of songs or a sorry offering of extension of the last one.'' The orou' p 's tasks 1·ncluded creating their tant director Melissa Kaban, a sophomore production any money. . putrid goop, critics will tear the record As a li ve band, Son Volt is almost flaw d d were "This show is very expens1ve to pro- own and costumes and learning com- educati o n stu ent, an . d duce,'' stage director Sara Whitehead, a apart. less. At Philadelphia's Theatre of the ~et costu~es plicated choreography and music. . designed by Amy RllciHngs, w o gra u- sophomore, says. " We have to Ray To some degree, this has happened to the Living Arts last spring, Son Vo lt rocked poor souls of Son Volt, who will make their "Joseph and the Amazing Techmcolor ated 111 January. around $2,000 for the theater and $2,000 with a confidence and authority that is rare Dreamcoat" is Andrew Lloyd Weber's . Although dress rehearsal was Mo nday h way to the Trocadero in Phi !adelphia in newly formed bands (Farrar had recently . 1 . t t'on of the Old 111 oht some of the cast members were not for rights to the show, in additio ~. to l e Tuesday. The quartet's first album , "Trace," left Uncle Tupelo and songwriting partner Tmuslca tmtterproef aJolseph who is loved ye~ i~ costume because the costume crew tech budget and the props budget. was hailed by Rolling Stone, Entertainment estamen s ory • . . · 1 1 · te Hi "h costs uch as these are incurred Tweedy). by his father but envied by his brothers, was still "working on gettmg as -mlnu by HTAC because the organizati on Weekly and newspapers across the country. The one knock against Farrar and Son especiall y after he receives h1 s techmcol- pieces 10o.ether. . . h chooses produce popular Broadway That album 's first single , " Drown," Vo lt is that they don't display the show Accordmg to R1t ch1ngs, t e s 1ww was 10 received strong airplay on commercial or coat. manship of Tweedy's band. During their Joseph endures many hardships, such difficult 10 dress because of a small bud- sho ws. rather than classical productions radio. current tour, Wilco has as beino sold into slavery by his brothers oct and the need for more than 100 cos- which don't require payment for rights. H owever been notorious for ini "'tumes. Despite the costs. HTAC dreams o'f a "Straightaways," the sec- and being framed by his master's wife. tiating food fights and "We rented a lot [of the costumesi, successful o pening night. ond release from frontman before rising to the top and finally fulfill- intimately interacting althouoh we made the Egyptian stuff and Jay Farrar, bassist Jim Where to Find It ing his dreams. . with the crowd. At Joseph's"' coat,'' Ritchings says. Boquist, multi-instrumen In addition to being highly entertam Wilco's Troc appear According to Linda Llera. a senior and talist Dave Boquist and ing and humorous at times, the show also Son Volt, with Slim Dunlap, ance, Tweedy signed member of th e costume crew, some Items Where to Find It drummer Mike Heidorn, teaches age-old lessons about greed, the left breast of an have been borrowed from local th eater Pearson Hall auditorium, hasn't done so well with at the Trocadero in envy and power. . . adoring fan. companies as well as personal wardrobes. the critics. Philadelphia on April 29. "I chose thi s production because 11 1s a April 25 and 26 at 8 p.m., Such behavior is " Some of the cast have borrowed their While many nice things fee l-good. heart-warming show with a lot April 27 at 2 p.m. , May I and Tickets are $/2 in advance, unheard of at a Son of sinoino and dance." Robleto says. "It 's parents' clothes from the ' 70s ... Llera were said 111 Rolling $/3.50 at the door. Volt show. The most the kind"' "'of show yo u'll walk away from says. 2 at 8 p.m. and May 3 at 2 Stone's review of exciting things to hap- smiling." The set is a transformable unit set, and 8 p.m. $5 for studems ''Straightaways,'' the new pen on their current One scene in partic ular involves which as Robleto explains. has stairs that I ~ disc was adorned with a tour is an occasional and $?for general public. Joseph a nd hi s brothers dancing and swing open. all owing the entire look of tepid, three-and-a-half-star rating out of Big Star cover or- even more improbable sinoino in Hawaiian leis and straw hats, a the set to change with minimum effort. five. -a Farrar smile. e <= Details slammed the LP with a three-star But the band's demeanor does not rating out of I 0 . Entertainment Weekly detract from their performance. Son Volt went so far to say that on " Straightaways,'' will rely heavily on material from "Trace'' Comics joke of drinking and relationshipS. the band "plods through a series of songs and "Straightaways," but will pour an extra that feel unfinished" and that most of the amount of gusto and vigor into a few · however Connelly tries to address sub- one he wrote called, '' Lets Call In S1ck.. tunes are "toner-depleted copies of contmued from page B I . ·h ·sm sex·lsm and parentino The tow turn-out prevented Graham Tupelo gems. When Son Volt played the JeCts sue as rac1 , e 'd Th · 1 'Trace.'" · h · from usin2 that style , he sm . e mus1ca TLA last spring, Farrar was so revved up ships. Ill er routine. - d' · 1 None of the above is true. If any amount about blasting out the Tupelo classic Connelly gave female members of the ·'J think Mark Twain said, ·Jf you comedian opled for a more .t ra 1110~a of time is spent with "Straightaways.'' the " Postcard" (off of the 1991 record "Still audience a precious clue to detect when a wanna get people to took at rough issues, stand -up rouune to enhance mteracuon listener is rewarded with 10 rich, highly Feel Gone'') that he ripped apart th e bottom man falls in love. you gotta make 'em laugh.,.. wllh the cro~d. . , textured, folk-rock gems. two strings of his guitar whi le strumming "You know a guy is in love with you,'' Connelly did just that. "It would ve appeared lud1crous, he After all, "Straightaways" can hardly be violently upward. she said, "and wants to settle down forev She named Bill Cosby as her favorite said. "to do that type.of comedy [w1th that called a bona fide sophomore effort. This Rest assured, breast-signings will be a er when he breaks wind on a date." comedian because he made audiences crowd]." . . C 11 record is actually Farrar's sixth- counting scarcity at Son Volt 's Tuesday Trocadero Graham said men never find sati sfac- accept him for who he was. Larger aud1ences can see anne Y his work with Wilco's Jeff Tweedy in Uncle appearance. Soothing, passionate. rootsy ti on in a woman. "He s mashed your preconceived appear at the Comedy C:abaret 111 Tupelo. fo lk-rock, however, wi II be a must. "Men are never sati sfied,'' he said. ''A notions,'' she said. "and forced you to Wilmmgton 111 late May. L1steners of man could be walking down the street enter hI. S wor td .·· WSTW can . hear her then, also, on the with a beautiful woman and say, ' Honey, Graham cited George Carlin, Richard Friday morn1ng show. . ~ are you checking out those tits over there? Pryor and Steve Martin as his comedic Graham hosts an overmght sports talk American Heart lllliA · fl program weeknights on 610 WIP I to 6 Get off it. Exercise. Association~'V Hurry up, you ' re mi ssing them! They're 111 uences. - - FltJhflng~rfOotHU'_,.,.,.. bouncing down the street ''" Graham said he usually does musical a.m. Come-dy is not all about trivi al issues, comedy. One of the songs he performs is
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other-weekend day trips to visit him and suddenly aware of how aged and tired crooked and twisted tells its own tale of But now I must settle for hi s soft birth and toddler days. According to his his wife (not my grandmother). everything looks, feels and smell s. burden and hardship. The mi ghty tools spoken wisdom. He prefaces each impeccable memory, I was the worst My dad and I packed up the car last My Pop's face brightens as soon as that long ago took apart car engines and insight with, ''Christine, let me just say youngster ever to grace the face of the Sunday morning and began the two he sees me and I rush to plant a soft kiss reconstructed them with the delicacy of one thing ... " He looks off into the dis planet. He shakes hi s head and calls me hour drive to Somers Point, N.J. The upon his weary cheek. A wave of Aqua a painter's touch are now shaky with tance as he tells me about his days on spoiled and ungrateful. But then his BY CHRISSI PRUITT whole way there neither of us spoke. Velva and Right Guard wafts through age and achiness. the farm when he was little and how eyes fill up again and he looks directly We sat si lently, each contemplating the the air and propels me back to the I used to hide my tiny hand in the they didn't have enough money for two at me. am an ass. OK, maybe that's some man who would meet us at the door At lantic City summers. comfortable refuge of hi s massive palm. teaspoons of milk for the moming oat "Don't ever forget where you came l thing I have known for a while - when we arrived. I was 5 years old and it was Easter And though he could have crushed my meal. Durin!! the Great Depression they from," he says at the end of every visn. but the reality of it just smacked me My Pop used to be stem and intimi vacation. Clinging tightly to my Pop's fingers wi th even the li ghtest pressure farmed thei( own chi ckens and he and "Even if your granddad' an old fart like in the face last week. dating, both in stature and nature. My neck as I stood on the rotted out wood - his fist enclosed mine with ease and his brother had to kill and pluck them me- don't forget him." He is desper lt all began with the rejection of an recollec ti ons of this massive figure are en barrier, I felt terrified and yet so safe care. for each meal. He doesn't eat chicken ately afraid that we will forget him, that invitation to my high school graduation somewhat muddled in that I loved him in his warm, strong arms. It 's funny that two years ago I anymore. we won't remember what he did and two years ago. For reasons still and feared him in the same instant. His low, haggard voice wakes me wou ldn 't even speak to the man, and His eyes, which seem to tear up at who he was. unknown, my grandfather decided not This is the man who lectured me from the day dream. now I long for the regular weekend trips the sli ghtest provocation, never leave Well , the weekend is coming closer, to attend his oldest granddaughter's repeatedly on respecting my elders. But " Hello dear," he murmurs softly. He to that minuscule apartment. I suddenly the spot on the wall in front of him. The and we' ll make the trip this Sunday. But promotion to a higher level of learning. he is also the man who walked down to leans back slowly to rest hi s head upon realized who thi s man is, who he was, stories tum to my dad's childhood and even after the fateful event that will Well, I was mad and I guess I'm still bit the Atlantic City bay wall and lifted me the cushions of his ;um chair and sighs and what he means to me. all the quirky things he did as a kid. He inevitably cause the end of these trips, I ter. But l didn' t see or speak to my up to wave to the passing boats. so deeply th at I'm afraid hi s heart will I want to go back. I want the days tells me about my dad's favorite meal won't forget all he has taught me. I will grandfather for about a year. The tiny apartment, nestled incon break. He reaches for his glass of water when I had the time and he had the - Spam sandwiches with macaroni remember that I should be proud of who Until he got sick. spicuously and indistinguishable from and I shudder at the appearance of his strength to take our long walks by the and cheese - and dad's fir t driving I am and the solid roots from which I My dad says Pop's 73-year-old the next, seems much smaller than I hands. bay. I wish he would sit up with his old lesson when he sped around a comer stem. I won't forget, Pop, J promise. frame just gets tired of functioning ever remember it being. And as I enter The once Herculean instruments that fe istiness and lecture me on the impor and almost totaled a brand new - Chrissi ?ruin is a copy editorfor The every now and then, so it takes a break. the world of plush brown carpet and pieced together fighter planes have tance of only speaking after being spo Cadillac. Re1·ielt'. Send responses to So we began the habitual every- cheesy religious paraphernalia, I am wi thered and shrunk. Each finger ken to. Finally he tells me about my own specia/[email protected]. UD' s e-tnail scandal Nurses play doctor for degree credit gle one of his colleagues, including the continued from page B I basis. She says clinicals are of fun skills such as how to take blood Another basic skill the students deans and department chairs of every continued from page B 1 damental importance during her pressure and monitor respiration, in practice on each other is giving and 'faculty,"' wrote MacKenzie , department. McDevitt wrote: lo t better th an I thought I would. course work. a simulated hospital room. Jenkins injectio ns. '·I was more anxiou "PLEASE DO NOT CC: YOUR "Get me off thi s fucking GRAND " Fifteen minutes aft er I gave the Hill thinks there a re some areas o f says. about givi'lg the saline shot than I COMMENTS TO EVERY UNWRAPPING OF THE BULLSHIT man treatment, he passed away. nu rsi ng can only be learned through Students practice learning these was about receiving one," Linaugh IN STRUCTOR AT THE UNIVERSI WASTE OF TIME THANK YOU - Although l was sad, you have to clinical experie nce. skills on each other, while using says. TY." scan mcdcvitt. r vc got 4 7 copies of the learn how not to internalize situa One area is dealing with surgeons d ummies to practice more difficult Jenkins says the simulated lab is a MacKenzie then gave examples of same thing and to tell you the truth it is tions that may occur during clini on a personal and professional level. skills such as clearing its throat of real help and boost to the clinical people who were misusing the system. not all that interesting:· cals. In this field .vou have to deal Hill sa.vs textbooks cannot offer this n h .;;; t rnrt 1on" skills learned in the hands-on calling them "utter novices."' McDevitt could not be reached for with death sooner or later." sort of information. Linaugh recalls the time her class reqUirements ror a nur>111g ut:e"'"· comment or explanation. Of course, MacKenzie and others Clinicals put the students in situ "The best thing about nursing is had to check up each others' noses The hard, hands-on work of nurs who were similarly motivated to stop With this message and the increased ations that they may never experi the options available to its gradu with a tweezer-like instrument. to ing majors seems to pay off- liter or at least slow the e-mail onslaught did tension in the messages of all teachers, e nce on their own. ates ... Hill says. A nurse can "choose look for structural abnormalities ally. For the past four years. gradu so by sending replies to every instruc Lyons decided to destroy the mailing Senior Lori Yi sich had to interact to work with blood and g uts if they s uch as a deviated septum. ates of this degree have had the list. Thursday night instructors- tor at the university. with mental patients fo r one of her wish or choose a more conservative " I was trying to be so cautious I highest or second highest starting Lyons even wrote a message [email protected] was dismantled and the clinicals at Delaware State Hospital career path as a school nurse," she got ne rvo us and yanked a hair o ut of salary of any graduate at the uni ver war ended. explaining both why she chose the in Wilmington last semester. For this says. my partner's nose," she says. "Tears sity. Starting salaries average word ·'instructors" (the mailing list Lyons is worried, however, that this clinical, Yisich was responsible for Before they can participate in were streaming down her face from between $35,000 to $40,000 a year. e-mail debacle will affect the instruc included graduate students, temporary counseling patients on a o ne-on-one clinicals. students must learn basic the incident,'. she adds. according to the college. instructors, etc ., not just faculty) and tors · view of the PRESENT. how to avoid using the cc field. ·'It would be bad if the e-mail left a Still, the concept of how carbon bad taste in their mouths," Lyons says. copy fields work - and thus, how to The mood has lightened since that declare a cease fire - did not seem dark week following Spring Break. within grasp. Recently, a new message has been T he situation denigrated to its nadir making the rounds. It's a joke: How with a message from Sean Patrick many Internet mail subscribers does it McDevitt, a graduate student whose take to change a light bulb? I ,331. login name is "strapon." To every sin- Cosmetics not always pretty
continued from page B I "There was no question in my mind that no one had infected the lip She says the technician behind the stick with anything:· she says. Clinique counter wiped the lip pencil Julie says for as often as she buys off with a Kleenex, sharpened it and makeup. she should be more aware of handed the color stick to her instruct what steps arc taken to sterilize the ing her to spread it on her li ps. makeup she is testing. "She tested the color on her own "The makeup just sits out and any hand first ," Julie say , noting that this one walking by can stick their dirty 1-800· 532- FOOO •.-as after the tech had wiped the pen· little hand in it ," she says grimacing. ~ ...... ~~ ... ~ ...... - ·• ·"·•· 'Then you go and put it on your eyes '•· · - · ·~ · - -" ·- ,.--..- .... ,... .,. n with the ti ssue. ''Then she told me ...... -~ ...... ~- -·· -· to.o· •· · ·· ~-- ~ ~ -· ~ ,._,., ...... '" t put it on. It's kind of gross - I or your lips') It's just nasty." --· mean who knows where her hands Ann Raytick, a Clinique represen have been." tative. says the company's policy is to Sopho more Keri Speraci no, who throw away any used appli cators and accompanied Julie to the mall, had a use Q-tips and cotton balls whenever similar experience at the Clinique dis possible. play. " It's hard:· she says. ·'You can't "Basically the girl just showed me watch everyone all the time. People where the colors were and let me go just walk by and stick their tingers in to town." Keri says. ''No one made things before we have the chance to any attempt that I could see to clean tell them not to.'· the sticks before o r after I used them." Raytick says in the case of lip and Dana DeGaetano, also a sopho eye pencils. sharpening and wiping more. decided to beautify herself at the tools with ti ssues should suffi Weekend Over? Estee Lauder. She tried on a plethora ciently clean them. And as a general of lipstick shades. principle Clinique does not use brush _."The lady was really good about it. es to apply any of their makeup and It doesn't have to be. Grotto Pizza's almost overl y cauti ous," Dana says. enforces a •·no double-dipping·· poli The Lauder representati ve rubbed off cy. Moody Monday squeezes one more the top coat of the lipstick on a tissue. •·[ wish more people were aware of She then took a Q-tip and scraped the the possible dangers:· she says. day out of the weekend by offering ... side of the creamy color. After creat "They need to be careful and protect ing an unto uched crevice she scraped themselves." another la yer of tinted gloss and So when trying on cosmetics, use handed the Q-tip to Dana instructing tea party etiquette: don' t share uten her to spread it on her lips. sil s and please, no double dipping. Happy Hour Pricl?s Best of Newark All Day Long!
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M illions of That's fine, but when the games are We ll , thanks, Mel, but I figure I' II even after Carolina beat the Niners makes sense. right '~ people allow their lives to be consumed over, why do we keep talking about just wait and see for myself who the s fans, we are all entitled to our twice and advanced further in the play I really wonder about these things. If by sports each day. them? What .------..., Chargers pick. Your predictions are use A own opinions about which offs'~ (He just wouldn't listen to me .. . ) I were a sociologist, I'd devote my life I'm nO! talking about those who par is the need less to me, not to mention wrong 80 per player is the best, who sucks No. to discovering why sports fans are so ticipate in athletics. I'm talking about to identify cent of the ti me. and which Dallas Cowboys belong in The whole idea is ridiculous. He is obsessed with their favorite teams and «veryday sports fanatics who wave the greatest And once proven wrong; Kiper pri son. legally entitled to his opinion about the players. And I'.ct find out why they feel ~ igns reading "Michael Jordan for pres power for would toss a cue card into the air, sigh That is part of the beauty of sports Panthers, and I am entitled to mine. the need to push their sometimes ludi ident" and mean it. I'm talking about ward of all and say somethi ng li ke, "That's not a the abstract, nonfactual side of it. No Why must I feel the need to sway hi s crous opinions on everyone else. I'd the dorks who feel naked without at time? Why smart pick for the Oilers there." one knows if Mohammed Ali could beliefs to hold on to mine7 definitely determine why some fans see least one newspaper sports section on analyze the No offense, Mel, but I don't think the have beaten Mike Tyson. No one knows But sports fans act like this all the Allen Iverson as a savior and others see Jheir person at all times. I'm talking Super Bowl Oilers are too concerned about what how many sacks Deacon Jones wou ld time. And we treat each other different him as a nuisance. And I'd desperately about those confused individuals who matchup for you think anyway. have recorded . if he played when sacks ly based on our favorite teams. If I'm uy to find out what the big deal is with could name the starting lineup for the two weeks Li kewise, ESPN college football were kept as statistics. leaving the parking lot after a Flyers rotisserie baseball (put down the stat '69 Mets before they could name the prior, trying analyst Lee Corso rants and raves about But you can argue about it all day ... Number Nine game, and a car full of Rangers fans is sheet, grab a glove and ball and go play vice president of the United States or to predict Florida State and flaunts an FSU hat and night ... and the next day, and until looking to merge, I'll run those suckers catch). the game's L.______.J calculate the square root of four. and taunts the Florida fans in attendance you're blue in the face. up onto the curb before I even think But I'm not a sociologist. I'm a Don't get me wrong - in many winner? Why don't we just let the play at his pregame show. I know that on more than one occa about letting them in. And they can give sports writer. So I'll just keep pushing ways, I fall into these categories. (By ers play? He gets paid the big money to tell sion I've become so upset with a friend me all the fingers they want to. If they my sporting opinions on everyone else, the way. who is the vice president?) I Mel Kiper is an analyst for ESPN. everyone what he th inks. I can do that. during a sports debate that I've either wanted to merge, they should have been whether they like it or not. spend a great percentage of my waking He most recently covered the NFL Why can't I get a ton o' cash for saying, had to leave the room or be restrained. Flyers fans! hours thinking, reading, talking and drati, which, by the way, was on live "Ya know, I think Penn State beats Is it really worth trading punches But they probably weren't any dif Brad Jennings is the spo11s ediror at writing about sports. television for almost 20 hours last Temple today"? over Kordell Stewart and whether or not ferent from me. If I knew them , we'd the Revieu ~ He thinks the Utah Ja:::.::. are But really. what's the big deal? weekend. Prior to the draft, Kiper stud But the sad part about Corso is that he is the greatest player in the NFL right probably be friends. But they like the going to win it all this year. And if you Talented individuals showcase their ied each college player and each pro when the Gators beat the snot out of now? (I said no , but anyway ... ) Is it Rangers, and for me that defines them. disagree, then you're just u•rong. Send skills, and I find this entertaining-just team's needs. He then decided which Florida State, he covers his tail and tells worth ignoring your best friend for a So I hate them because they enjoy responses to [email protected] • Baseball WillS Gordonless Maine continued from page B8 Hawks scurried into the ballpark l5 will have to adjust minutes before the scheduled 3 p.m. starting time . . the lead. After the Hens jumped to a 6- Their chartered bus hadn 't shown up ·0 I: .:.J in ~he fir~t . St. Joe's (14-23-1) when it was supposed to. contmued from page B8 for his former puint guard. : cored three times in each of the next The game was delayed a half-hour, "Every coach in America plays :Cwo innings (including a three-run but even that wasn't enough time for St. attendance swelled to 3,694. John the same,'" he said. homer off the bat of Dan Hefton in the Joe's starter Mike Miller to warm up. Fan appeal is one of the reasons The Black Bears will not double :Second) to get back into the game. Miller, a freshman from Woodstown, Delaware recruited him, Gordon said. team Gordon but will follow him : The Hens managed to mount a N .1., had never started a college game . Is it the main reason? closely coming off picks, Giannini .co meback (after a 35-minute rain Delaware is a tough bill for even the "Well, that and my skills." he said. pelay) when Eyman muscled a two-run most seasoned college aces. added. Although he has not thought about homer over the center field wall in the The result was a six-run first inning Gordon, a first team all-America what his role with Delaware will be thi rd . for the Hens. It was the product of six East selection, played a major role in yet, he said he worries about defend But in the top of the sixth inning, the singles, a walk and a batter hit by a Maine's 2-0 record against the Hens ing against Maine. Hawks took a 9-7 lead. It all started pitch. in the Bob Carpenter Center during Gordon joked the Black Bears' 1vi th ... a strikeout. Miller remained in the game for his career. power forward, Allen Ledbetter, will · Delaware reliever Craig Berger (6- 1. , seven innings. He allowed 13 hits and probably hit him with a hard pick in fi ve innings pitched, six strikeouts, no Giannini said that will not auto 12 earned runs. And still. when he left his first game against hi s former tvalks) got Camac to chase a pitch, but matically change when Gordon dons the game after seven, the Hawks were the blue and gold. teammates. Hens catcher Jamie McSherry mi shan down just I 0-9. dled the ball. It skipped to the backstop "A lot of variables go into winning "It' ll be a neat experience," he A four-run eighth. highlighted by a a game outside of one player,'" he said, "because I' II be playing against and Camac was safe at first. 2-run double off the left-center field He moved to third on McSherry's said. my friends." wall by Mahony, gave Delaware its Strategy would be one of those It may be neat for Gordon, but will lhrowing error and eventually scored. final margin. ' "I was not particularly pleased with variables, but Giannini said he does Maine have anything to laugh about The H~ns face George Mason today THE REVIEW/Bob Weill what we were doing today," Hannah not have any special defenses planned afterwards? in Fairfax, Va. , at 2:30 p.m. Bonita Seaman prepares to sprint to third in Game 1 Thesday. £aid. '·but we also recognize that you're NOTES AND QUOTES: Freshman gonna have some days like that, and outfielder Kevin Mench, already on this happened to be one of them." pace to shaner Delaware's records for Nonetheless, St. Joseph's caught the homers and batting_average by a fresti worse end of the deal from start to tin man, yesterday bfoke Brian Wallace's Review Sports Ish. 1991 mark of 56 RBis with an RBI sin Don't me.u with Mosi Tennis Jeanne Dixon could have prophe Softball: Hens gle to left in the first inning. sized the troubles to come when the hopes work triple play Got MAJOR Problems? continued from page B8 tory. She finished the day with four to net RBis. After missing the first half of the season with a broken thumb, Kayatla Let us help! in the game. has come on strong, batting .276 with Coach B .J. Ferguson was d isap We've got majors for students who like nature and animals, three doubles, three triples and a home pointed in the loss. run. Her 12 RBI are just two off the who like SCience and business, who want to lru!~IEllllliiE WOm.b "We weren't tough at all- from the title team lead. mound all the way down,'' she said. Brady was 2-for-3 in the game with and who want to FEED THE PLANET! "We made too many mistakes in the a run scored. If you are having a hard time picking a major, give us a look. field and I don't think the pitching was continued from page B8 "[Pidstawski] threw great in the first very sharp. game,'' Ferguson said, "and we came "We made a big comeback and. for You just might find what you've been looking for ! along with fellow seniors Kosta through defensively as well as at the me, that would have been an incentive The College of Agricultural Sciences ... and Subash Parameswaran, give plate." Check out our NEW majors in ... to go out and play hard. but it,iust was the Hens an advantage over the Delaware hits the road this weekend home of 10 majors, 12 concentrations n' t there." - Landscape horticulture other teams in the tournament. for four pivotal America East games to Sophomore pitcher Krysta and 625 students who are working "The three seniors on our end the regular season. - Natural resource management Pidstawski (9-7) pitched well in the to improve the Quality of Life. team have been solid all year,'' The Hens head to Vermont for a Game I win. allowing just one run on - Plant biology Schmidt said. " I think we have doubleheader today at 2 p.m., before For info, call 831-2508 or email [email protected]. eight hits. just as good a chance as anyone. playing two at Hartford Sunday at - Bioresources engineering The game began with a small piece It's just going to depend on who noon. of history. The Patriots led off the day technology has the good day." Delaware is currently third in with two straight hits by Katie Pethick NOTES AND Q UOTES: America East with a 5-4 record, and - Engineering technology and Preston. Parameswaran, the Hens· No. 5 Ferguson knows this weekend's games Then catcher Christa Dalakis ripped singles player, finished the reg will have a tremendous impact on the a fly ball to deep right-center. Figuring ular season riding an eight conference playoff picture. Dalakis had extra bases on the drive. match winning streak, andunde Only six teams will qualify for the the runners rounded the bases. feated at home. Throughout his America East toumamem at Hofstra But Brady made a difficult diving Telemarketing entire career, he never lost a sin beginning May 2, and the Hens are not grab for out No. I. She fired the ball to gle match on his home turf. far ahead of the rest of the pack. The Zielinski at second to retire Pethick as Open House team needs at least a 2-2 split to quali Preston cut across the infield to return fy for the tournament, Ferguson said. to tirst. '"Ideally, I'd like to go 4-0,'' she said, Barbeque Because she missed second base on '"but realisiically, I think 2-2 will get us her way back to first, Preston was Sun., 4/27, and Sun., S/4 Ill. tagged by Kayatta seconds later for the 11 -2 PM "We have to get better, we have to Review Sports final out of a rare and bizarre 8-6-1-3 get sharper. and we've got to want it. TCIM SERVICES triple play- the first in Delaware his "Our destiny lies in our own hands. · Casho Mill Professional Center tory. We have to rally. This is the biggest Kayatta's two-run single to right in weekend of the season." 1501 Casho Mill Road Hell yeah! the fifth inning ensured the Hens a vic- Suite 9 New ark, DE If you are a go-getter looking for a profitable c hallenge, than this ad w as written for you! 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JEI~ April25, 1997 • B8 Black Bears will miss new Hen Gordon BY MOSI K. PLATT Srajf Reporter Although John Gordon will not play basketball against the University of Maine until the 1998-99 season, he knows what to expect upon his return. "They'll definitely boo me,'' he said. Gordon's announced his decision to transfer from the Black Bears to the University of Delaware April 14. That statement not only affected fans, but the basketball program as well. Maine head coach John Giannini reluctantly talked about Gordon transferring to Delaware. He said his THE REVIEW/File Photo departure from the program will not Maine's Alfond Arena will devastate the team. soon be hostile territory for "It doesn 't make any difference," Giannini said. "Every program loses new Hen John Gordon. players. You just work hard to bring John Gordon. Like Gordon. he is a in outstanding players to replace former high school player of the year them.'' who chose not to attend the local state Although Giannini spoke noncha university. lantly, Delaware head coach Mike Marcus Will s. a member of the Brey said he felt Maine was original North Atlantic Conference all-rookie ly upset with Gordon's decision to team in 1996. will also be signing transfer. with Maine. Brey reponed. After all. he holds the record for The program is still in the middle three-point field goals made in a sea of its recruiting eason. Most team~ son at Maine after si nking 82 treys have their recruits signed by this time during the 1996-97 can1paign. It will of year. At this point the majority of be tough to replace the threat he coaches reserve ju t one sc holarship posed for opposing teams beyond the spot for transfers. arc. Brey agreed. but said Maine might St. Joseph's head coach Phil be recruiting for another month. Martelli shared that notion. March 20, Brey told The Review THE REVIEW/Bob Weill "No question about it," he said. he had reserved a scholarship for "It's a blow to Maine's program.'' Delaware first baseman Tim Mahony attempts to pick off a St. Joseph's baserunner Thursday during the Hens' 14-9 victory. Gordon. In addition, the Black Bears must The transfer could not be happier replace three seniors from last sea about his decision. son's sq uad, including Terry Hunt, ''I'm really excited about coming the team's leading scorer. home.'' Gordon said, ;,and getting The success of Maine's program fans back in the program.'' next year depends on key recruits The Hens drew an average atten· wins Giannini hopes to sign. Delaware freaky game dance of 3,408 thi s season. When The Black Bears are recru1t111g Gordon and the Black Bears walked Maine native Andy Bedard from into the Frank Acierno Arena. the coach Bob Hannah said. "We didn't pop fly to center before Andre Duffie Boston College. Bedard is the state's version of Hens score winning run on wild pitch well. we didn't catch the ball real secured the lead with .. . a strikeout? see GORDONLESS page B7 well. All those things are what you have Duffie, the fleet-footed center fie lder to do if you want to have a good year. who had launched a 390-foot solo shot pitch as sloppy play takes charge 'This is a day when we could have to tie the game an inning earlier, got beaten." whiffed on a 3-2 pitch in the dirt for BY CHRISTOPHER YASIEJKO Hens seemed overjoyed with the way Could have, yes. But this season, what should have been the final out. But Stmrts Ediror Delaware (38-5. ranked 23rd in the even the rare sloppy games usually end Hawks catcher Mike Camac was sud It was a mixing bowl filled to the country) up in the Hens' favor. denly scampering to find the wild pitch brim with hits, runs, errors, wild pitches stole away The game was tied at 9 in the seventh at the backstop. FG Pet. 3pt. Pet. ET Pet. Ast Pts Avg. and a lucky double play. It was an iffy inning when senior first baseman Tim Duffie motored up the line and was a 14-9 BASEBALL ray of sunshine with an abrupt burst mess-fest Mahony walked with one out. Jun ior safe at first. Pulito ran all the way from 1995-96 125 .440 72 .419 47 .758 49 369 13.2 from the clouds above - a tme mon yesterday designated hitter Darren Pulito (3-for-4, first to third. 1996-97 146 .435 85 .407 78 .848 101 455 14.7 soon of baseball, rain and wind that against St. St. Joseph's 9 two RB!s ..485) was promptly hit by a Mahony scored. swiftly blew through town the moment Joseph's at Hens 14 ....,. pitch (one of four beanball victims for In terms of poetic justice, it was the Totals 271 .437 157 .412 125 .811 150 824 13.9 the infield tarp was completely and the day) and the Hens had runners at only way Delaware could have re-taken Delaware ------ labo1iously pasted to the ground. Diamond. first and second. Mahony moved to The book says it's a win. but few "We didn't play we ll at all." Hens third on junior left fie lder Brad Eyman's see BASEBALL page B7 Men eye America Hens rally, but fall in eighth East title Delaware records first triple play in atUVM school history BY BRAD JENNINGS BY JAMIE AMATO THE REVIEW/File Photo Spon:r; Editor Assisllml Sports Editor Ira Bernstein hopes to win an The Delaware softball team set itself up to get Jet down Tuesday. After a surprising and impres America East title this weekend. s'ive second-place finish in la st The Hens (I 8-17) battled back to force extra year's tournament, the Delaware innings with George Mason University (21-18) men's ten nis team hopes to con without No. I singles player Zach in the second game of a doubleheader at tend for the America East champi Schmidt. The Hens wouldg face [)elavvare Field. onship again this year. The team either Hartford or Drexel in the But after rallying for wi ll travel to Vermont for the second round. four runs to tie the 1997 confer- Schmidt, who is ambidextrous, SOFTBALL game in the bottom of ence tourna injured hi s right wrist during -Doubl;header- the seventh, Delaware ment this MEN'S match play over spring break. He --:------came out flat on G. Mason 1-7 defense in the eighth, THE weekend. TENNis is listed as questionable for this The Hens weekend's tournament. Hens 3-5 surrendering two quick Shortstop Robin Zielinski tags a George Mason baserunner in the Hens' 3-1 win. (12-5 ) fin- 'Tve been able to serve with runs in the 7-5 loss. Then the Hens came alive. Sophomore shortstop Robin Zielinski fol ished their regular season by win my left hand and win some The Hens looked sharp in their 3-1 victory in matches," Schmidt said. Game I, which included the first triple play in Freshman Erin Kelly reached on an error by lowed with a si ngle to left, plating Kayatta and ning six of their last se ven match Patriot shortstop Anya Adams. Freshman pitch tying the game. es. and enter the tournament with "Hopefully I' ll be able to help the Delaware history, but struggled defensively in team out this weekend." the second game. er Kristi O'Connell then belted a single to right But in the top of the eighth, O'Connell sur the No. 3 seed out of eight teams. field. rendered a walk and a single before center field Last year, Delaware swept Every team in the conference The Senior [)ay showdown was the last automatically qualifies for the home outing for the team this year and the last After freshman center fielder Chris Brady er Jen Preston's two-run double put the Patriots through the tournament field, struck out, freshman left fielder Lisa Frank on top for good. advancing all the way to the finals single-elimination tournament, home game for seniors Lauren Baugher, Dana and all are ranked according to Dyson, Kristen Kayatta and Alison Rose. smacked a single to left, scoring Kelly and cut The Hens were retired in order in the bottom before falling to Boston ting the Patriot lead to three. of the inning. University 4-3. their regular-season records. The Patriots grabbed a quick 2-0 lead in the With two outs and runners at second and O'Connell 0). took the loss, allowing "I think the tournament is up "We all have a very positive first inning of Game 2, and later added two