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Read Ebook {PDF EPUB} Dan Bigfootzerian Parties In My Butthole With His Billionaire Lifestyle by Chuck Tingle Reading Parrot - Read. Review. Repeat. „10 Bücher mit besonders langen/ausgefallenen Titeln“ sind das heutige TopTenThursday-Thema und oh, das wird bestimmt sehr lustig; da freue ich mich auch schon sehr darauf, die Beiträge der weiteren Teilnehmenden zu lesen. Lange Titel sind ja nun nicht mehr so ungewöhnlich; ich meine, spätestens „Der Hundertjährige, der aus dem Fenster stieg und verschwand“ hat Titel, die sich bestenfalls über das gesamte Cover ziehen, doch zu einer der grossen Moden der 2010er gemacht und auch auf den Auswahllisten zum „ungewöhnlichsten Buchtitel des Jahres“ finden sich sehr viele laaaaaaaaaaange Titel wie Thomas Spitzers „Wir sind glücklich, unsere Mundwinkel zeigen in die Sternennacht, wie bei Angela Merkel, wenn sie einen Handstand macht“ (Gewinner 2014). Ich habe nun ein wenig gestöbert, 100 Leute gefragt (okay, nein, das stimmt so nicht) und präsentiere euch hiermit voller Verstörung einige besonders skurrile englische Buchtitel, die nicht weniger irritierend sind als die hässlichen Buchcover, die ich Mitte Januar im Rahmen der „Montagsfrage“ abgebildet habe. Chuck Tingle: so ziemlich jeder Buchtitel. „Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book” klingt generell eher nach einem Statement und nur sehr, sehr wenig nach einem Buchtitel. Tatsächlich ist so aber ein Buch eben jenen Chuck Tingles betitelt! Eine tragende Rolle innert eines Tingle-Buchs kann man übrigens offensichtlich erhalten, wenn man nicht nur sehr viele Immobilien besitzt, sondern dazu auch noch den festen Glauben, der ideale republikanische Präsident der USA zu sein bzw. sein zu können. (Um es mit John Niven zu sagen: „Gott bewahre“!) Denn Tingles Titel „President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pound’s America’s Butt“ lässt da doch sehr eindeutige Rückschlüsse auf einen gegenwärtigen Präsidentschaftskandidaten zu. Bei Chuck Tingles Werken handelt es sich übrigens um erotische Kurzgeschichten und bei Chuck Tingle um einen Autor, dessen Erzählungen sich fast allesamt durch einen besonders skurrilen Titel auszeichnen. „Dan Bigfootzerian Parties In My Butthole With His Billionaire Lifestyle“ <- wenn ihr euch fragt, wer sich denn sowas ausdenkt: Chuck Tingle! Zu meinen Chuck-Tingle-Top3-Titel zählen übrigens: 1. „Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys“ 2. “Leonardo Decaprio Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt” 3. (Achtung, Einhornfans!) “My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel” Ähem, ja, guten Appetit; vielleicht tragen Tingles Chocolate Milk Cowboys ja ein Getränk zur Mahlzeit bei?! Ratgeber sind generell dankbare Abnehmer schräger Titel: Mary McHugh: „If I Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow, Here’s How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll: A Woman’s Instructional Guide for Men” James Lee: “Everything I Needed to Know about Women I learned by reading Twilight” Sadie Allison: “Tickle His Pickle!: Your Hands On-Guide to Penis Pleasing” Kaori Tsutaya: „Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat”* (welcher Katzenbesitzer meint nun ein potentielles neues Hobby entdeckt zu haben?) Trisha Yeager: „How to Be Sexy With Bugs In Your Teeth – A motorcycling manual for women“ <- dieser überaus praktische Ratgeber für eine jede Bikerbraut ist allerdings nur noch gebraucht erhältlich. Dabei ist die Taschenbuchausgabe mit ca. 370€ noch ein echtes Schnäppchen gegenüber der gebundenen Ausgabe*, die derzeit mit knapp 9.300€ zu Buche schlagen würde. Zurück zur Belletristik: Barbara Sheridan: „Beautiful Cocksucker“ (Nein, so wie ich das in Erfahrung bringen konnte, ist das keine Parodie der „Beautiful …“-Reihe von Christina Lauren!) und zum guten Schluss verrate ich euch noch, dass. David Wong: „John Dies at the End“ Dieser Roman ist übrigens gar (unter dem gleichen) Titel verfilmt* worden; die Geschichte dreht sich um die tödliche Superdroge Sojasauce. Nein, ich habe mich nicht verschrieben; wenn ihr „Sojasauce“ gelesen habt, habt ihr euch auch nicht verlesen. How Much Did The Barenaked Ladies Get Paid For 'The Big Bang Theory' Theme Song? The Barenaked Ladies first came together back in Scarborough, Ontario in 1988 and have since become one of the most iconic bands of the 90s and 2000s! The group released their first album in 1992 and have become a certified diamond group in Canada, however, it seems as if they are not just known for their rock songs but one theme song in particular! Back in 2007, the Barenaked Ladies got together to record the theme song to what would become one of the most-watched shows on television, "The Big Bang Theory"! While many fans don't know this fun fact about the Canadian rock band, it appears as if the group not only recorded the song but they wrote it too! While the show wasn't as big a phenomenon as it turned into back then, the band still walked away with a pretty paycheck. Here's how much the Barenaked Ladies made from "The Big Bang Theory" theme song! A Big And Bangin' Theme Song. "The Big Bang Theory" was without a doubt one of the most popular shows on television, and they sure had one of the most iconic theme songs! While theme songs from shows such as "Cheers", "Friends", or "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" have certainly stuck over time, "The Big Bang Theory" is certainly joining the ranks. The theme song was written and recorded by the Barenaked Ladies. The Canadian rock group, which is made up of members Ed Robertson, Kevin Hearn, Jim Creeggan, Tyler Stewart, Andy Creeggan and formerly, Steven Page, recorded the song back in 2007 and made a whopping $1 million! While the exact number is an estimate from the band's former member, Steven Page, it seems as if this is very plausible! Considering the band wrote the song, they own the rights, which gains them access to royalties, so a number like that almost seems like it isn't' enough. Most artists who commission work for television shows or commercials will often be given the song, however, in the Barenaked Ladies case, they had more of a chance to play around with their contracts in order to secure print, performance and synchro rights to the song, meaning they will be making money off of it for quite some time. This topic came back up in 2015 when it was revealed that former band frontman, Steven Page, who left the group in 2009, sued the band for never having received a single penny from the theme song. Page claims that he was entitled to 20 percent of all profit made off of "The Big Bang Theory", however, he has not received anything. According to Steven, the only member of the group who has, in fact, received compensation from royalties is Ed Roberston. It was during his legal pursuit that Steven Page revealed he believed the amount to have been made from their song is in "excess of $1 million". If he's truly entitled to 20 percent, that means Page was being left out of a $200,000 deal. So, it is safe to say that we certainly understand his frustration! 9 Super-hot wives of Billionaires – that make the common man hate himself more! This super hot Bombshell from Slovenia, Melania Knauss has been the topic of the town ever since her hubby and the USA President-elect Donald Trump won the elections. A model since she was 16, Melania met Mr. Trump in Sept. 1998 at a Fashion week party. Although Mr. Trump has been waging a relentless war against the immigrants in the States (at least in his campaigns ), this one immigrant has managed to seal her spot. 2. Talulah Riley. Age : 31 / Nationality: British. Married: Elon Musk (45) 2010–2012 & 2013–2016. Talulah Riley is a British actress from the United Kingdom noted for movies such as Inception, The Summer House and White Frog along with TV appearances in shows as Doctor Who, Poirot, Marple etc. Elon Musk, Co-founder of Tesla & Paypal, founder of SpaceX, and Talulah started dating in 2008 and two years later on 25th Sept. 2010 tied the knot. But soon after, just four years later filed for a divorce, again in the year 2013 are said to have patched things up in 2013 and eventually broke up in Oct. 2016. If rumors are to be believed, reconciliation is on the cards. 3. Salma Hayek. Age: 50 / Nationality: Mexican, American. Married: François-Henri Pinault on 14th Feb 2009. She is one woman you can find in each and every "The most beautiful women" list. Salma Hayek is a noted Mexican – American film actress, producer and former model. She is well known for movies like Bandidas, Wild Wild West, Frida, Grown ups 1 & 2 and so on. On March 7th 2009, she confirmed her engagement and her pregnancy with French Billionaire François-Henri Pinault, CEO of Kering. 4. Kristy Hinze. Age : 37 / Nationality: Australian. Married: James H. Clark (72) on 22nd Mar 2009. Kristy, a renowned model from Australia, came into the limelight through the 10th season of America's Next Top Model. She went on to be the host & judge of another popular Australian fashion series Project Runway Australia in the first two seasons. She, later on, married James H. Clark, founder of Silicon Graphics and Netscape. 5. Oleksandra Nikolayenko-Ruffin. Age : 34 / Nationality: Ukrainian. Married: Phil Ruffin (80) on 6th Jan. 2008. Olek… well let's call her Olek. Olek is a multiple beauty pageant winner with the “Miss Odessa”, “Miss Ukraine South”, “Miss Ukraine”, “Miss Student”, “Miss Tourism-Europe”, “First vice-Miss Tourism-Planet”, “Miss American Dream” and “Miss Tourism International” and the 2004 "Miss Ukraine" titles. She married the casino, real estate and Oil Industry Mogul Phil Ruffin (72 then) at the age of 26.