February 27, 1975

ALFRED UNIVERSITY STUDENT PRESS editor's corner fiat lux Vol. 62, Number 14 February 27,1975 Students at Alfred University are NEWS MAGAZINE spoiled with the knowledge that they can attend any campus function without hassles»« there are always Editor in Chief....Barb Gregory tickets, there are always seats. Assistant Editor....Scott Schlegel However, this proved not to be the case when tickets for the Bonnie Bram lett-Marshall Tucker concert went on sale several weeks ago. This News Editor Hilary Raff Cultural Editor Scott Schlegel production was sponsored jointly by Sports Editor Evan Katz the Alfred Ag. Tech and University Business Manager David Moss concert committees; the cost and Advertising Manager Stephanie Rudo profit were to be evenly divided Writers Daryl Murray, Roger Feltner between the two. Mike Baldwin, Chris Bain University and Tech students alike Bill Pulos, Tim Scott rushed to purchase tickets for the Gary Weinstein, Bruce Frank February 22nd concert, and before Roman Olynyk most people realized...sold out! Photographers Stan ßucklin, Mary Ann Morphesi Typists Denni Sheffield, Laura Smith Although unable to speak for Tech. Faculty Advisor Fran Hassencahl students, I feel that many of the Student Advisor Nikki Humphrey University population who desperate- Cover Photo ly wanted to see Marshall Tucker, The FIAT LUX is published weekly by the students of Alfred University, Box 767, could not. And those students who Alfred,New York 14802. Editorial and production facilities are located in the were lucky enough to possess tickets Rogers Campus Center, phone 871-2192. Opinions expressed in the FIAT LUX do had to tolerate an over-crowded, not necessarily reflect the editorial board or the University community. over-heated gymnasium. Since a certain percentage of each student's tuition is set aside as an entertainment fee, everyone deserves to be able to attend these functions. If co-sponsoring events with the Alfred Ag. Tech means that only a specific number of University students can participate, then it is not a feasible practice for the future. Barb Gregory Have you had anything that meant a lot to you stolen lately? A wallet, a pipe, I.D., skis, knapsack, or anything else that was precious to you? Perhaps you are wondering who it is that lurks behind dining hall pillars to snatch whatever you leave alone for a split second. Or who it is that sneaks around various buildings looking for possession students had enough trust to leave behind. Well, if it is you, why not clear your guilt-infested con- science by returning what isn't and never was yours. There's no way anyone can rationalize a guilty conscience, so why not make Alfred the kind of school it should be....a school where people can trust each other and live in some version of peace. Scott Schlegel pipeline Ecology Sabbatical about two months. I'm putting in the in the science department, saying 1954 data and then must transfer the "you can't make a decision untill you '64 and'74 data," reported Barton. He know what's going on-this is a very by Hilary Raff then mentioned his intentions of fluid time." He said that even though requesting funds from the National a position may be open, there is a Dr. J.D. Barton, former vice-presi- Science Foundation to rent space for distinct possibility that it will remain dent of Academic Affairs, is presently the final statistics in the Indiana State open. r on sabatical, working on a twenty library. Barton cited a doctoral degree year follow-up pertaining to work When asked about future plans, received in 1956 in plant ecology, "in prepared for his doctoral thesis in Barton said, "I intend to leave, but I the first two or three years that plant ecology. haven't found a place to go y.et. I've ecology majors were graduated in the Barton, who resigned from the pretty well decided I'd like to utilize United States," refering to his University approximately eighteen my ten years of administrative qualifications in the field. He has, in months ago, said he will remain in his experience and five years of teaching the past, given a series of lectures to Carnegie Hall office until March 1, experience.I'd like an administrative Dr. Rough's ecology class and finishing old business. He plans to use post close to the sciences, particularly extensive talks to the general biology the University's facilities to conduct environmental studies. classes. his project. The college is giving him Despite Barton's assertion that he a "paid leave of absense" and will has not found a place to go, he Conference at Corning receive credit for Barton's work upon strongly alluded to the possibility of its publication. teaching in the University science Representatives from Alfred Univer- The study, Barton said, began in department. Responding to a question sity will attend a Feb. 20-24 1954, when he and two science concerning what the University had to conference in Corning on faculty and professors mapped twenty acres of gain by financing his leave of institutional renewal, sponsored by virgin wood and found the origins and absense, Barton maintained that the College Center of the Finger diameters of the trees. The trees were besides receiving credit for his study Lakes, a cooperative association of ^ remeasured in 1964 by Barton's results, "Alfred will gain a better western New York schools of which associates and Barton met with them teacher" if he stays. "There's a Alfred is a member. in 1974 to measure them once again. possibility of my being a teacher Participating will be Dr. George C. "The purpose of the study is to find here," Barton admitted. Towe, professor of physics and out how trees grow, die, and are However, Dr. Richard Sands, chair- chairman, Division of Special Prog- replacedby other trees. It is a pure man of the science and mathematics rams, and Robert A. Clinger, vice science project," Barton explained. division, denied knowlege of a future president for University relations. He noted that this is not the first time teaching position for Barton. "In the such a study has been conducted, but first place, Barton has not made an Ceramics Professor it has "rarely been done with twenty application, and I assume if he were Honored acres of wood. Such large patches of to apply, he would have made one," virgin timber aren't to be found in Sands asserted. "Secondly," he Dr. Edward E. Mueller, professor of many places." The area mapped by continued, "Although to my knowlege ceramics at Alfred University, has Barton is located in Springmill State we would like to have another been invited to serve on committees Park, Mitchell, Indiana. position, we first need authorization. on publications and Bicentennial-year Barton said he learned of the virgin But we don't have money in the planning by the American Ceramic wood from his major professor at budget and so our application for a Society, a nationwide professional Purdue, where he received his Pli.D. position was turned down." He added, organization with headquarters in in plant ecology. That professor has "This could change at any time with Columbus, Ohio. "you can't make a decision until you increasing enrollment. It's very r study. indefinite." SHORT'S The area had been studied in the Dr. James Taylor, Dean of the early 1900's, though not as thoroughly college of Liberal Arts, affirmed that LIQUOR STORE as in this present study, remarked the procedure for hiring was not Just One Short Mile Barton. He added that his initial work certain. He said that the biology on the project had been a sm all part of department had requested another from Campus his doctoral dissertation. teacher in light of increasing nursing Many Varieties of Barton said that his present sabbati- enrollment, but the request had been cal involves using Alfred's computer denied "because we didn't think this Chilled Wines center to build a "com puter data base was the time to be spending money on Available on the trees' twenty year growth. The additional faculty." Yet Taylor al- work will probably be completed in luded to the possibility of an opening Phone: 587-2101 z pipeline

Election Results by Daryl Murray

The position of co-chairperson was filled at last week's meeting of Student Assembly. The winner of the elections was David Chesnoff by 273 votes. Final tabulations were as follows: Peter Lazarus--52; Jerry Hermele-67; Kathy EARTH NEWS. | Gasner-71; and Tom Kemp-120. bucklin photo ROCK MUSIC TO WARN WHALES: {EARTH NEWS) - Live rock music and even a moog synthesizer will be used this spring by whale conservation groups to drive endangered whales away from Soviet and Japanese fishing fleets. "Project Jonah" and Canada's Greenpeace Foundation are co-sponsoring the campaign, to be called "Stop Ahab." As many as five boats and ships will sail out in front of whaling fleets this spring, playing rock music-much of it live-to warn whales away before they can be killed. A spokesperson for "Project Jonah" notes, "Just like humans, whales prefer live to recorded music."

JOY OF SEX FOR CHILDREN: [EARTH NEWS] What may turn out to be the most controversial book of 1975 is a children's book called "Show Me." Its editor, Paul De Angelis of St. Martin's Press, describes it as a sort of "Joy of Sex" for children. A triumphant David Chesnoff beams The book, which features large elegant photos of lots of During this meeting, -chairperson Bill Fox retracted his naked kids, is designed as a serious sex education manual. statement of February 13 concerning Tom Kemp vs. Gay The big difference between it and other attempts is that the Liberation. Fox explained that he voiced his opinon as Bill photos depict children engaged in what some folks will Fox, the student, rather than as Bill Fox, president of almost certainly consider pornographic activities. Student Assembly. In a style written for children, the text discusses the entire The Library Committee announced that it needed a range of human sexuality in blunt, no-nonsense language. De Angelis admits that the book will stir controversy when student member. Atpresent, the committee is developing a it's released in May. But he says the publisher is confident budget for next year. Also, Alfred Gay Liberation that it will pass all legal tests, and major retailers are requested $283, an issue which will be put to vote February already beginning to order it. The book originally appeared 27. . test year in West'Germany where it weathefed a serious court challenge as obscene. It went on to become a strong best seller there following dismissal of charges. letters Only Lip Service Alfred University Seniors To the editor: I am responding to George Towe's The Professional Photographers letter of rebuttal to the student who protested the way in which the ROTC programs were advertised at regis- tration, as well as to the presence of OUR STUDIO the ROTC on this university's campus at all. invite you to make an appointment today for your The statement in Dr. Towe's letter senior portrait. that "Furthermore, many of us Don't disappoint your parents and relatives. Your believe that we owe our country portrait will helpd them celebrate your coming something (other than living here and Graduation Day. paying taxes.)" certainly implies that this student, along with others of his Phone 587-2800 philosophical bent, feels no sense of responsibility to the country. One wonders if such people as Gandhi, Thoraeu, Gregory, etc. are Discount to All Students part of Dr. Towe's historical under- standing. Gandhi's influence resulted in tremendous political upheaval, yet he practiced non-violence. Thoreau's essay on "Civil Disobedience" is a polemic against paying taxes for £ ATTENTION \ military use. Dick Gregory's long fast against the Vietnam war is still Fraternity and Sorority another example of practicing non-v- iolence to affect political opinion. Presidents and Social Chairmen Later in his letter, Dr. Towe gives lip service to the "Utopian ideal of peace THE KAMPUS KAVE has the largest selection and love" but states that today's of YOUR T-Shirts, Sweatshirts or Jackets unignorable world is cut from a I anywhere. Champion Knitwear first quality, different cloth. Pacifists are people KVf'i anci you get what you order. , O who try to change the pattern-who ' f" We will visit your house upon request ^V* risk incurring the derision or wrath of and in most cases deliver your merchandise those who have either become too content with the world the way it is-or THE NEXT DAY too cynical to try to improve it. Our Prices Are Very Low Name available upon request < V kj and Our Quality Is the Finest A < (ft N ' CHECK ITOUTITOUT!! t-A < M/ i Alfred Village Store! We Can't Be Beat!

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Body of Christ Fellowship welcomes Joe Cessna, Pastor oi she must repay the association the full amount, at $1000 a the Deliverance Center, Niagara Falls, N.Y., and "The year, interest free. Miracle Music Boys," professional m usicians set free from An annual review of the progress of the awardees will be drugs and darkness proclaim p/aises to God with piano, made by the scholarship committee. drums, , voice. Feb. 27, Thurs., 8-10 p.m., Ag-Tech Send application to: W. L. Pulos Ed. D., Chairman Central Dining Hall Lounge. Scholarship Committee, Box 1166, Alfred, N.Y. 14802. •••••• Deadline for applications: April 1, 1975. Announcement of > Body of Christ Fellowship. Tuesday nights 8:00-10:00 p.m . awards: April 15, 1975. Singing bible study-Life of Christ-taught by Merlin Loom is • ••••• (B.A.-M.Div.), Ag-Tech Student Activities Center. •••••• Anyone interested in stream crossing & rappelling techniques? The ROTC department invites you to attend The Allegany County Mental Health Association announces our leadership lab on Thursday Feb. 27 at 10:00 a.m.-1:00 The Edward W. Briggs Scholarship. $2000 scholarship for a p.m. in Room 357, McMahon Bldg. full-time student. $1000scholarship for a part-time student. •••••• Objective; The objective of the awards is to help prepare There will be a meeting of all juniors [Alfred class of 1976] the student for a vocation in the field of mental health. interested in health professions (medicine, dentistry, Examples: medicine, nursing, social work, counseling, veterinary medicine, etc.) in Room 405 Science Center at psychology, etc. Length of Grant: The scholarships are 4:00 p.m. on Tuesday, February 24. Topics for disscussion awarded on a yearly basis and may be received by one include: Application for MCAT test for this spring; applicant for as long as four years. The full-time grant is Completion of Personal Evaluations; Provisions of the awarded semi-annually, in August and January; and the Buckley Amendment as they apply to personal evaluations part-time grant is awarded in August, January, and June in for health professions; and Application procedures. equal installments. Requirements of Awardees: The •••••• scholarship recipient m ust be a resident of Allegany County A limited number of Basic Educational Opportunity Grant and must agree to take employment in the county upon applications for this academic year (1974-75) are still completion of the educational objective. The period of available at the Office of Financial Aid in Crandall Hall on f employment m ust be a minimum of twelve months. In the Main Street. The deadline for filing this year's application event the recipient decides to work outside the county, he or is March 15. If you started vnnr cnlleo-e career after Anril The Navy . . . If you like challenging situations, and desire management experience, you'll find them in today's exciting \ new Navy. LT Ed Nash, will be on campus to answer your questions. what's happening

1, 1973, you should look into this program. Applications for festival and applications write: Box 691, Kirkland College, next year's Basic Grants are available at the Office of Clinton, N.Y. 13323. Financial Aid and at the Campus Center desk. Introductory lecture on Transcendental Meditation . •••••• Thursday, March 6th, at 7:30 p.m. in Room A of the Campus Dr. Doug Johnson will be in the basement of South Hall Center. from 9-11:30a.m. for consultation concerning the Criminal •••••• Justice Program. A tutorial program has been set up through the housing / •••••• office starting imme'diately. It is hoped that students who The New York City Department of Recreation Junior need help or just want to supplement their study habits will Tennis League is looking for (1) Tennis Specialists who make use of this service (it is free to students). have had at least three years of tennis teaching experience At this time applications will be accepted for paid positions and (21 Playground Assistants who have good tennis as tutors. Application forms will be available from the head backgrounds. Application procedures and more informa- resident in each hall, and when completed should be tion available at the Career Planning and Placement Office returned to Al Ramsey, Shults and Davis Head Resident, in Allen Hall. (he resides in Shults Hall). •••••• Tutors will be paid by the hour according to the following An importantbudgetmeeting will be held March 7, at 12:00 schedule: in the McNamara room of the Campus Center. Please No. of students tutored Rate per hour bring an itemized budget for the 1975-1976 fiscal year. •••••• 1 $2.00 2 - 4 $2.25 to $2.75 ( $.25 incre- The administration has accepted the recommendation by ments per additional student) the University Council to reduce the fine schedule for 5 or more $3.00 animals caught running loose on campus. The Following are the number of positions open: Biology-3; revisedpolicy has been adopted on a trial basis, and the chemistry-2; physics-1; geology-1; psychology-1; busi- results will be evaluated in August to determine what the ness and economics-1; accounting-1; English-1; history- permanent animal policy will be. The fine for animals 1; philosophy-logic-1; sociology-1; political science-1. \ picked up on campus has been one warning and then a $25 Students who would like more information or who want a fine. Effective immediately, the new fine schedule for tutoring session now should contact their Head Resident or violations of the animal policy will be as follows: First get in touch with Al Ramsey at 2292 between the hours of offense--a warning; Second offense--$5 fine; Third 3:30-5:30 Monday thru Friday. offense-$10 fine; Fourth offense-$15 fine; Fifth offense - $20 fine: Sixth and all subsequent offenses-$25 fine. •••••• On Sunday, March 2nd in Davis Hall, Bill Fox will present The Big Elms The Life of a WALF Disc Jockey". Fox, WALF Music Director will talk about what it is like to be a D.J. on a Victorian campus radio station. •••••• HOLIDAY PARTIES Alfred Gay Liberation now has an office space at 6 Sayles street below Oz. Meetings are Sunday nights at 7:30 p.m. ^—Reserve Now— Office hours during the week are 8-10 p.m., Monday thru Banquet Room Dining Room Thursday. Hornell 324-7450

The Department of Art and Design proudly announces the forthcoming marriage between two of its most outstanding f students, Sidney Marvin Bernard and Kaydee Winterstein. You're Never Late for Breakfast The entire campus is invited to celebrate with them at a party which will be given soon in their honor. The exact at the COLLEGIATE date has yet to be decided upon. •••••• Eggs, Pancakes, French Toast, Omelets, Hamilton and Kirkland Colleges are sponsoring the Second Bacon, Sausages, Ham, Home Fries, Annual Stephen Fensterer Memorial Folk Festival to be Muffins, Bagels, Fresh Orange Juice held May 1-4, 1975. A crafts fair, square dance, and free workshops will be held in addition to the usual musical Anything you like . . . Anytime competition. Competition is limited fo the first 50 amateur (non-union) performers. April 15 is the deadline for from 7 a.m. "til Midnight competition applications. For information concerning the EVERY DAY Alfred Students O.D. on Southern Hospitality

by Barb Gregory In a sweltering, overcrowded gym- nasium, Alfred inhabitants exper- ienced an overdose of Southern hospitality. Capricorn recording ar- tists, Bonnie Bramlett and , performed before an enthusiastic audience last Saturday evening in the Ag. Tech. Union building. Bramlett-Tucker ticket holders were anxious with anticipation of a great concert as was evidenced by the line which formed more than two hours before scheduled performance time. Bonnie Bramlett arrived by bus shortly after 7 p.m., just as the waiting crowd was reaching gigantic proportions. Bonnie; luckily for us, set aside a few small minutes to talk with Fiat Lux, WALF.WETD and Tor Echo repre- sentatives before her stage appear- ance. Surprisingly, she was a very affable lady, and the Georgian lilt in her voice added ever so subtly to her charm. Marshall Tucker: Brothers Toy and Tom Caldwell going strong despite the heat. "When we get in New York, we'll fusing with the shattering urgency of play the Bottom Line," she mentioned the band's brass. when questioned about her up-coming And, after a thirty minute set, she tours this year. One interviewer strolled off-stage as complacently as asked, "Are you playing the col- she had entered, leaving the closing leges?" To this she replied, "I hope, I number in the hands of her talented hope. I like playing the colleges, and very capable associates. Before yeh...I just want to do colleges she made her exit, however, she always. Anything below the college flipped a coyish wave at the audience level, I have no idea where I'm and softly said, "Bye...stay tuned for going." Marshall Tucker." At present, Bonnie is touring to After an uncomfortably warm, promote her first album entitled It's smokey intermission, the corn-fed Time. When an interviewer remarked masters of country rock finally that her new album was being materialized onstage through the well-received and was making the reddish haze. Marshall Tucker was charts, she seemed incredulous. "It greeted enthusiastically as they made the charts? That's more than I opened their set with a cut from their expected!" newest album, . But perhaps Bonnie Bramlett is too Nevertheless, the audience seemed humble. One could see that she knew impatient to hear those tunes most her potential by the way she familiar to them. And they were not to sauntered on stage, five minutes after be dissapointed, for two selections her band had begun to play. She later, , lead guitar and enticed the audience. She gave the vocals, wound down into "Can't You crowd just a taste of what she could See?" The response was thunderous bucklin photo offer, leaving them with whetted and spirits remained up through Bonnie Bramlett: "I want to play the appetites. Her rumbling saloon-like Tucker's rendition of "24 Hours at a colleges always." tones emanated from the stage, often Time", "This Old Cowboy", "Ram- ft potpourri College that doesn't bore the listener and Book Store Southern Hospitality showsDylan in a period of transition. His old stuff is a compilation of wit, We now have the new bling", and th eir finale, "Take the anger, and brilliant satire disguised Highway", featuring the distinct Comander Cody Album as a folk song. This album presents fluting of Jerry Eubanks. After each Dylan as a subtle, sensitive artist Average Whyte Band bassist Tom Caldwell kept up the who, rather than protesting and bled thanks. Styx II criticizing, contemplates and projects Despite the stifling heat, Marshall his feelings and thought into likeable Robin Trower Tucker returned for an encore. Toy ballads. soul-fully poured out "Everyday I Got Relayer—Yes - $495 You can pick up your copy of Blood The Blues" in his gutteral Macon on the Tracks at The Music Corner, way. The consistant fingering of Rufusized with corner of W. University and Mill bassist, Tom Caldwell kept up the Chaka Khan Streets in Alfred. tempo through numerous combina- tions of lulls and violent guitar riffs. However, the ectasy experienced by Author Speaks at A.U. Tucker fans was short-lived, as the Alex Haley, author of "The- band abruptly packed up their bags at A.U.SA.B. Autobiography of Malcolm X" and the encore's finish and made a hasty presents former chief interviewer for Playboy departure. All totaled, this long magazine, will speak on his efforts to awaited concert barely lasted over trace nine generations of his own two hours, including intermission. ancestry to a village in Gambia, West This concert was a joint effort by the Africa, Feb. 28 at 8:15 p.m. in Harder University and the Ag. Tech, each Hall Theater at Alfred University. paying half the cost of production. However, due to numerous conflicts Haley has written for Harper's magazine, The Atlantic Mpnthly and and unwarranted hostilities, it is a n/ghtz/cub unlikely that another concert will be Rader's Digest. For the past seven co-sponsored in the future. years he has been engaged in the task of tracing his family's origins to an African youth who arrived in Annap- ADE HALL Dylan in Transition olis, Md., aboard an American slaveship in 1767. by Bruce Frank Haley's quest will be the subject of a Fri Feb 28 book, to be called "Roots". Haley Bob Dylan's new album, Blood on the also teaches black heritage at the 9éo/ Tracks, is a collection of ballads University of California, Berkeley. including love songs ("If You See Her His talk will be open to the area Say Hello", "You're Gonna Make Me public without charge. Lonesome") and projections of feel- ings and thoughts ("Idiot Wind" and *loo B.Y.QB. "Shelter From The Storm"). Although this album is not of the magnitude of "Highway 61" on Times Are A Changin', it is refreshing and honestly good to see Dylan using the THE BEAN POT old style. On Side One, "Tangled Up In Blues" Serving the Best Subs in the Area is an excellent ballad that is comprised of Dylan's lyrics plus the Fish Sandwiches, Fish n' Chips, Home-made Beans, familiar 4/ 4 time that is his Chili, Salads, Cookies & Soups trademark. c "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome • Dannon Yogurt 35 • Onion Rings When You Go", also on Side One, is a We Now Deliver from 8:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m, sad song sung in a happy way $ suggesting a paradoxism that only 5 Minimum for Delivery Dylan could create. Open Daily 11 a.m. - 1 a.m. Church Street The album on the whole is a good one potpourri

Kinnell Speaks at Alfred Carillon Concert Galway Kinnell, a poet whom The New York Times has On Friday, Feb. 28th at 5 p.m., the Alfred University described as a lineal descendant of Walt Whitman, will Music department will present a carillon concert. The read from his work March 12 at 8:15 p.m. in Harder Hall at selections and performers are as follows: Alfred University. "Westminster Chimes"-(David Levine) "Trumpet Tune"-- His appearance on the Alfred campus, open to the area (Beethoven) "Flow Gently Sweet Afton"-Melinda Bessey \ public without charge, is part of the University's annual series of lecture, music and theater programs. "Allegro"-Water Music-(Handel)-Marilyn Atherton Kinnell taught briefly at Alfred University in the early 1950's. Over the years his poems have appeared in various "Cherubim Song"-duet-( Bortniansky)-Atherton and Cran- magazines and anthologies, including Nation, New Yorker, dall Chicago Magazine, and Poetry and Perspective. "Ellicombe"-hymn-Stephen Crandall

"When Thou Art Near"-duet-( J.S. Bach) Atherton and Crandall

"# 8 Invention"-( J.S. Bach) Atherton and Crandall "Winchester Chimes"-David Levine • The students are all members of Dr. LeMon's Carillon Class at A.U. which is a credit-bearing course.

Galway Kinnell, poet

His books of poetry include "What a Kingdom It Was" (1960), "Flower Herding on Mount Monadnock" (1964), "Body Rags" (1968) and "The Book of Nightm ares" (1971). His most recent collection, "The Avenue Bearing the Initial of Christ Into the New World," was reviewed by The New York Times Jan. 12. "The best of Kinnell," said critic Christopher Ricks, "which is very good, comes when he resists...humorless- ness...and when he is not claiming to be either a sensitive plant or a sarcastic cactus." 10 potpourri the columns

Quintet Performs Bainwood Excerpt from Banewood's diary. money will not go into the hands Of The Dorian Wind Quintet, a widely February 12, 1975. organized crime but, rather, into the acclaimed chamber music ensemble, administration's. Alfred has not yet will offer a program of works for On campuses throughout the country taken a stand against pinball machi- , oboe, French horn, bassoon and the authorities are trying to combat nes. clarinet March 3 at 8:15 p.m. in another form of addiction. There are The problem will probably be Harder Hall Theater at Alfred various statistics on the numbers but attacked through the usual channels. University. the real conern lies with the hard Students can be logged by their RA's. The area public is invited to attend core addict and not the occasional This might be an overburden upon the without charge. The group's appear- user. The addict is relatively easy to RA, who already has his hands full ance on the Alfred campus is part of spot. He is usually emanciated from with other minor offenses. AU the University's annual series of lack of proper nourishment. Most of Security could also have a hand in it. music, lecture and theatre programs. his money goes into supporting his Its employees would probably more The Dorian consists of Karl Kraber, "habit". He has a barroom pallor and than welcome a chance to write up flute; Charles Kuskin, oboe; Barry constantly mutters about his inability another voilation or get on their Benjamin, French horn; Jane Taylor, to "get it up". A user finds himself communicators to a higher authority. bassoon; and Jerry Kirkbride, clari- emotionally stimulated. The sensa- As it stands, the student is unable to net. Time magazine has described the tion of vivid colors and noises goad handle his own life properly. Whether quintet as "one of chamber music's him onward, arrousing him to try it is a game of pinball or smoking in most sparkling and eloquent ensem- again. his room, a student can count on one bles." Yes, pinball machines are diabolic- of his select peers to help him out. Prior to its formal concert March 3 cal. Universities are seeking ways to curb this m enace so that the student's the group will conduct a 2 to 4 p.m. bucklin photo workshop in Howell Hall at Alfred University for campus and area high school music students.

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Take a 2. Name all 5 of the Three "Stooges." copy of this column down to the sub shop, the Alfred Sub 3. What were the stage names of the two top spys on the Shop, and collect your winnings. The rest of you did a noble man from U.N.C.L.E.? job and I urge you to keep trying. Good Luck. 4. Who was the little freckled-face girl who had a crush on Last Week's Answers Dennis The Menace? 1. Mr. Slate (not Mr. Sandstone) 5. What was the name of the first talking movie? 2. Mr. Spacely Bonus: What was "Hoss" Cartwrights' real stage name on 3. Mr. Dithers Bonanza? (Hoss was a nickname) 4. Inspector Fenwick The Alfred Green STUDY ABROAD 1975-76 by Mike Baldwin Summer Programs Jade Plant This plant is a succulent native to South Africa where it lives in hot SEMESTER IN THE SEMESTER IN FRANCE desert areas. It grows in a tree shape NETHERLANDS (Arts and Sciences) with a bark on the stems. Jade plants (Human Development; SEMESTER IN ENGLAND will grow to be three or four feet tall, Social Work; Management; (Advertising, Com- but only after many years. The Arts and Sciences) average for indoor jades is about a munications, News Writing, foot. Photography; Drama; Art; ITALIAN LANGUAGE AND Teacher Education) LITERATURE; STUDIO ART MUSIC AND ART HISTORY (Switzerland) (Italy) Write or call for information: Syracuse University, Division of International Programs Abroad, 335 Comstock Avenue, Syracuse, N.Y. 13210 (315) 423-3471 Application Deadline for All Programs: March 1, 1975 The jade should have good light at all times with little direct sun. If it is getting the right amount of light the Now in Stock leaves will be bordered with maroon. It should be repotted once a year, being careful not to bruise its roots. AGFA Film & Paper The soil it prefers is a mixture of sand, lU soil, and 74 peat moss. Watering is the most important part Luminos Paper - Rapid Process of the jade plant's care. It should be watered thouroughly only when it Plus Full Line of KODAK Film and Papers becomes dry. From April to Septem- Check It Out ber it should be fertilized monthly with water soluable plant food. E. W. O^ndqll & SON n athletics Saxons Thwarted the 1000, Martyn in the 200 free, and Lynch, Jim Funk Jim Funk in the 50 and 100 freestyles 100 free-Funk, Strauss, George Hoop- by Bill Pulos, Jr. in addition to several thirds to make er. the final score 69-43. The Saxons thus 50 free-Funk, Hooper, Strauss, Lynch, The men's swim team finished up completed their season of fine Dave Pomponio, Pete Creedon their regular season against Niagra performances with an 8-4 record. 200 back-Creedon, Olson, Henry Nye on February 19th. The Saxons were Heading into the state meet on 100 back-Creedon thwarted as they attempted to February 27th, we see thirty four 200 breast-Bill Macy, Tom Kemp capture their ninth win. possible qualifying spots for the men. 100 breast-Macy First place finishes were won by Limited only by the number of events 200 fly-Hooper, Martyn Dave Pomponio with a double on the they can swim, here are the 100 fly-Hooper, Strauss one and three meter boards, George qualifications: 200 IM-Martyn, Strauss Hooper in the 100 fly and Alfred's last 1000 free-Carl Olson, John Pepin 1 meter diving-Pomponio, Ken Ham- relay of Pete Creedon, Bob Lynch, 500 free-Olson, Paul Strauss, Kevin ilton Kevin Martyn, and Paul Strauss. Martyn, Bob Lynch The season in overview: Seconds were scored by Carl Olson in 200 free-Olson, Strauss, Martyn, The AU swim team has shown vast improvement since its inception as a INTRAMURAL NEWS club team four years ago and its record has proved it. However, in Men's Handball- schedules are posted for both doubles ans singles at McLane swimming, the clocked times over Gym. specific distances always decrease as Men's Basketball games this week: competition gets tougher and in order Sat. 3/ 1-Davis Wed. 3/ 5-McLane to stay a powerhouse in upstate 1:30 1 6-2 4:15 IA 6-2 swimming, the men can't quit after 2:45 IA 4-1 4:15 A 7-5 the last meet. Swimming is a 4:00 1 5-3 6:00 D 7-3 grueling, competitive individual sport Sun. 3/ 2-McLane 6:00 1 7-3 and in the view of this writer, the men 1:30 A 5-6 7:15 IA 1-3 richly deserve praise for their fine 1:30 D 4-7 7:15 A 1-4 efforts this year. 2:45 13-1 8:15 1 1-2 2: 45 1A 5-3 8:15 IA 7-5 4:00 F 5-6 9:15 A 2-3 4:00 A 7-3 9:15 D 6-2 Men's Hair Mon. 3/ 3- McLane Thürs. 3/ 6-McLane 6:00 F 4-2 4:15 D 7-5 Styling 7:15 A 6-4 4:15 1 7-5 8:15 D 6-4 6:00 1 1-4 Razor, Shags, and 9:15 1 6-4 6:00 1 2-3 Layer Cuts 7:15 IA 7-4 Women's games this week: Mon. 3/ 3 8:15-Spazos vs. High Flyers 9:15-Earthshoes vs. Town Team Complete Professional Hair Thürs. 3/ 6 A nalysis A vailable. 15-Spazos vs. Earthshoes 15-Barresi vs. High Flyers STACE'S CORNER 15-Reimer vs. Town Team BARBERSHOP Mon. 3/ 10 1 N. Main St.. Alfred, N.Y 15-Spazos vs. Barresi 587-2622 15-Reimer vs. Earthshoes : 15-Town Team vs. High Flyers Thürs. 3/ 13 7:15-Reimer vs. Barresi

Scorers and timers are still needed for the women's games. If you are interested, contact Miss Harrington at McLane Gym.

13 athletics Saxons Sleep . . Larries Take Lead Consecutive losses to St. Lawrence and LeMoyne dropped comeback brought them to within three of the Larries, but the Saxons' basketball record to seven wins and ten losses. foul trouble (allowing St. Lawrence to go to the free throw A .500 season was still within the Saxons' reach before line often) and an inconsistent offense prevented a more yesterday's game against St. John Fisher. Before the serious challenge. St. Lawrence's altered defense during game Caoch Baker felt a 10-10 season was possible. the second half also caused problems as Coach Baker cited In Syracuse the Saxons lost to LeMoyne 77-59. Trailing the Saxons' inability to adjust and regain their composure 32-22 at the half, Alfred fought back to pull within six twice of the first half. The Saxons point production dropped from in the second stanza. However, LeMoyne's sharp shooting forty-six points in the first half to twenty-five in the second (60%) kept the Saxons at bay. Leading scorers were Mark half. Curley and Joe Crisanti with twelve. Jimm Hammond Freshman Jim Hammond, seeing more action recently, added eleven points and had five rebounds. Guy Sessions led the Saxons with twenty points. Mark Edstrom had had five rebounds also. nineteen points. Edstrom and Mark Curley each had six Returning to McLane Center last Friday, Alfred seemed to assists. Mark Dunn collected a dozen rebounds. have St. Lawrence's number as the Saxons dominated the Saxon Sidelights: Mark Curley leads the Saxons in first half. The Saxons' deliberate offense shot well. A 46-39 scoring. His averaging thirteen points per game...He is lead looked assuring. second on the squad in assists. Mark Edstrom leads the However, the lead decayed as St. Lawrence thwarted team in that category...As a team the Saxons are shooting Alfred's attempts to maintain control of the game. Taking 42'/z from the field...On the more disappointing side of the advantage of Alfred's siesta during the first seven minutes ledger Alfred has won only three of their past thirteen of the second half the Larries gained the lead, 55-54, and did games...The Saxons close the '74-'75 season with games not relinquish it. Coach Baker felt this was a result of the against Ithaca College on Saturday and Cortland State the Saxons' not getting offense when they needed it. following Tuesday...As usual, game time is 8 p.m. with the Soon the Saxons were down by eleven. However a JV games commencing at 6 p.m.

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