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Lindley DeVecchio, the cel- informant, the FBI facilitated insur- York Times best selling autobiography, ebrated case agent on the 1985-86 ance rewards and paid Scarpa fees Tab Hunter Confidential: The Making Mafia Commission prosecution, who that equal more than $1 million, of a Movie Star, which is being pro- Tab Hunter celebrates his 82nd birthday with Jane ran two organized crime squads in the adds Peter, who is also a research duced by his longtime companion, Burkemper, host Mary Jo England, and Hilary and FBI’s New York office. scholar at the Orfalea Center for Allan Glaser, Neil Koenigsberg and Bill Neiman “After four murder charges against Global and International Studies... Jeffrey Schwarz. “The party was a strictly horsey affair,” Allan, a film historian and col- lector, tells me. “It was a small group with just Tab’s equine oriented friends, given his big day coincided with the Santa Barbara National Horse Show at Earl Warren. Hilary Burkemper rode Tab’s horse, Harlow, and won a ribbon that day. “In the evening a small dinner party was thrown at the home of Mary Jo England, with guests including Jane Burkemper and Billy Neiman.”

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Author Peter Rand and Daphne Moore at Tecolote Prolific author Peter Rand, a former longtime resident of Montecito and Carpinteria, celebrated the publica- tion of his sixth book Conspiracy of One with old friends and acquaintances at Tecolote, the lively literary lair in the Upper Village. “It was so nice to get back and see everybody,” says Peter, a former edi- tor of Washington Monthly and a regu- lar reviewer for The New York Times Book Review, who now teaches journal- ism at Boston College. His research for the book, which involves a secret plot against FDR and Winston Churchill, began when he uncovered a small amount of material in the late 1990s, which involved fur- ther research in Moscow and ,

miscellany Page 184 10 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 8 – 15 August 2013 miscellany (Continued from page 10) as well as poring through extensive CAMA and Casa Dorinda, won the archives in the JFK and FDR libraries. chance to be a character in Los Angeles “It took about five years to get it writer Robert Crais’ next novel. “I just together,” says Peter, who utilized his hope I’m not a villain!” she joked. summer vacations to complete the A four chukker polo game accom- tome. “I wasn’t in any rush!” panied the event, which also includ- He is now working on the seventh ed Oscar winner Tommy Lee Jones novel, tentatively titled Apassionata, among the players. about the marriage of an American Equestrian fans and fund rais- journalist to a Polish prince, who ers included Pat Andersons, Peter becomes a top liaison man for U.S. Mindnich, Marilyn McMahon, Intelligence during World War II. Mary Collier, Gloria Holden, Elaine Among the literati and glitterati Toledo, Bridget Colleary, Jean turning out for Peter’s bijou bash were von Wittenburg, Willard and Jo Sander and Ginny Vanocur, Mary Thompson, Paige Beard and Harland Conrad, Beverley Jackson, Wendy Williams... Foster, Dorothy Clarey, Sean McNeil, Lelia Rand, Tamara and Sey Kinsell, Wild Fiesta Fete and Ricardo and Dinah Calderon...

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Dasha Shishkin: erry icket and Bloom Projects: Edgar Orlaineta: Katsina Horizon Exhibitions on view: July 7 - September 8 at MCA Santa Barbara Hours: Wednesday: 11am - 5pm Thursday: 11am - 8pm Friday, Saturday: 11am - 5pm Sunday: Noon - 5pm Evan Barron, John Westley, Andy Smith and Wesley Ru at the Zorro themed soirée (photo by Priscilla)

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