Page 6 Colby Free Press Wednesday, March 21, 2007 Test: Sex and things you might not know

You might consider yourself an expert on this subject, but TV LISTINGS here’s an opportunity to learn whether or not this is true. Dr. Joyce Brothers 1. Normal, adjusted people sponsored by the don’t have any sexual fetishes. Ask Dr. Brothers True ( ) False ( ) • 2. Happily married men usu- ally don’t like to listen to other COLBY FREE PRESS males — especially single ones gin earliest in the Southern — talk about their sexual ad- excessive guilt and sadomas- ochism. The masochist wants or states, and the least sexual ac- ventures. tivity at any time takes place in True ( ) False ( ) needs to be humiliated, and the sadist wants to punish. the Midwest. The divorce rate is 3. Sexual perversions, or highest in what is often called even the need for unusual and 4. False. Females place a much higher value on a man’s the Bible Belt. WEEKDAYS MARCH 20 - MARCH 26 extreme sexual experiences, are If you answered six of these usually related to early life in being emotionally as well as sexually available. They have a eight questions correctly, 6 AM 6:30 7 AM 7:30 8 AM 8:30 9 AM 9:30 10 AM 10:30 11 AM 11:30 the home. They’re usually a you’re better informed than homemade product. greater need for intimacy and KLBY/ABC Good Morning Good Morning America Martha The View Million- News sharing ideas as well as sex. most on this particular subject. H h Kansas aire True ( ) False ( ) (c) 2007 by King Features KSNK/NBC News Cont’d Today Live With Regis Paid Paid 5. False. Both men and L j and Kelly Program Program 4. Males and females have the Syndicate same expectations and seek the women can actually become ad- KBSL/CBS News Cont’d News The Early Show The 700 Club The Price Is Right The Young and the dicted to sex, but it’s perhaps 1< NX Restless same results from sex. K15CG Busi- Body Curious Clifford- Dragon Big Big Beren. Lions Sesame Street Teletub- Barney- True ( ) False ( ) more common for them to be- d ness Electric George Red Tales World Bears bies Friends 5. So-called normal people come addicted to a particular ESPN SportsCenter Sports- Varied SportsCenter SportsCenter Sports- Varied Programs person and feel extreme pain O_ Center Center can never become addicted to USA JAG JAG Walker, Texas Walker, Texas Walker, Texas Movie sex in any way. and frustration without him or P^ Ranger Ranger Ranger True ( ) False ( ) her. TBS Saved Saved Saved Saved Dawson’s Creek Movie News- Cosby 6. False. Once a baby is on its P_ by Bell by Bell by Bell by Bell Radio Show 6. While sex education is im- WGN Chang- Believer Hillbil- Hillbil- Matlock Magnum, P.I. Homicide: Life on Da Vinci’s Inquest portant, it’s rarely needed once way or the couple start a family, Pa ing Voice lies lies the Street the couple have started their their roles become more com- TNT Angel Charmed Charmed ER ER Judging Amy plicated, and, according to ex- QW own family. DSC Paid Paid Joyce Paid How It’s How It’s Deadliest Catch MythBusters How It’s How It’s True ( ) False ( ) perts, this is an especially im- QY Program Program Meyer Program Made Made Made Made 7. Men have always been portant time for sex education, A&E The District 24 City Confidential American Justice Cold Case Files Crossing Jordan which can save the marriage. Q^ considered more highly sexed HIST Varied Programs than women. 7. False. The idea that males Q_ True ( ) False ( ) are by nature more highly sexed NICK Danny OddPar- Spon- Spon- Dora the Go Blue’s Backyar- Wonder Dora the Go Blue’s than women is, apparently, Rl Phantom ents geBob geBob Explorer Diego Clues digans Pets Explorer Diego Clues 8. The earliest age of sexual DISN The Higgly- Ein- Mickey Handy Doodle- Charlie Koala The Higgly- Lilo & Little initiation takes place in the fairly new in terms of history. R] Wiggles town steins Mouse Manny bops & Lola Brothers Wiggles town Stitch Mermaid northeastern part of the country. Early Christians and Romans of FAM Family Family Boy Mts. Boy Mts. Home Living The 700 Club Gilmore Girls Full Full the same period considered R_ Matters Matters World World Videos the Life House House True ( ) False ( ) HALL New Morning The Waltons The Waltons Little House on the Little House on the Touched by an women somewhat dangerous SW Prairie Prairie Angel Answers 1. False. We forget that and very carnal creatures. sexual enhancers, or what 8. False. Sexual activities be- might be called sexual fetishes, are frequently used by “normal, WEEKDAYS MARCH 20 - MARCH 26 adjusted” people. Some of these Be sure to are perfume, sexy lingerie, 12 PM 12:30 1 PM 1:30 2 PM 2:30 3 PM 3:30 4 PM 4:30 5 PM 5:30 satin sheets or pj’s, water beds, KLBY/ABC All My Children One Life to Live General Hospital Million- Judge News Judge News ABC Wld or even special music or light- H h aire Judy Judy News ing. VOTE KSNK/NBC News Extra Days of our Lives Passions The Ellen Jeop- Jeop- News NBC L j DeGeneres Show ardy! ardy! News 2. False. They love it — even KBSL/CBS News Bold, As the World Turns Guiding Light Dr. Phil Oprah Winfrey News Evening more so when it’s single guys 1< NX Beautiful News April 3rd! K15CG Reading Caillou Varied Programs Curious Cyber- Arthur Maya & Post- Cliff Pup Busi- who are talking. Its gives the d Rainbow George chase Miguel cards ness married men an opportunity to ESPN MLB Varied Programs NFL Live Rome- Around Interrup- SportsCenter relive the excitement of the O_ Baseball Burning the Horn tion Vote for USA Movie Movie Varied Movie Law & Order: chase, as well as the sex, P^ Criminal Intent through them. TBS Steve Steve Steve Steve Home Home Yes, Yes, King of King of Seinfeld Seinfeld 3. True. While this isn’t true Jim P_ Harvey Harvey Harvey Harvey Improve. Improve. Dear Dear Queens Queens WGN WGN News at Noon The Greg Behrendt America’s Funniest Moesha Cosby Even Lizzie Home Home in every instance, most studies Pa Show Home Videos Show Stevens McGuire Improve. Improve. reveal that sexual perversions TNT Judging Amy Law & Order Law & Order Charmed Charmed Law & Order Smith QW or aberrations generally do be- DSC A Haunting Varied Programs Deadliest Catch MythBusters How It’s How It’s It Takes a Thief gin with some experiences in For Mayor QY Made Made early childhood. For instance, A&E CSI: Miami 24 City Confidential American Justice Cold Case Files Crossing Jordan Political ad paid for by Citizens for Mayor Committee. Q^ there is often a link between HIST Modern Marvels Varied Programs Q_ NICK Backyar- Wow! Spon- Spon- Jimmy Danny OddPar- Avatar- Spon- Drake & Ned’s OddPar- Rl digans Wubbzy! geBob geBob Neutron Phantom ents Last Air geBob Josh School ents DISN Timon & Buzz Whis- Proud Ameri- Kim Varied Programs That’s- R] Pumbaa Light kers Family can Drgn Possible Raven FAM Family Family Step by Step by Full Full Sabrina- Sabrina- Gilmore Girls 7th Heaven R_ Matters Matters Step Step House House Witch Witch HALL Matlock Matlock Little House on the Little House on the M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H SW Prairie Prairie

THURSDAY MARCH 22

6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 KLBY/ABC News Enter- Ugly Betty Don’t Grey’s Anatomy October Road (N) News Nightline Jimmy Kimmel Live H h (CC) tainment Ask, Don’t Tell (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) (CC) KSNK/NBC News Wheel of My Name Is Earl Scrubs Barker, Raines Meet Juan News The Tonight Show Late L j Fortune (CC) (N) (CC) P.I. Doe (N) (CC) With Jay Leno (CC) Night KBSL/CBS College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional News Late 1< NX Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) (CC) Show K15CG The NewsHour Sun- Kansas The This Old Great Performances Barenboim on Charlie Rose (N) d With Jim Lehrer (N) flower Spotlight House Hour (CC) Beethoven (N) (CC) (CC) ESPN Sports- Figure Skating: World Championships -- Original Dance & Men’s Free SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) O_ Center Skate. Tokyo. (CC) (CC) (CC) USA Law & Order: Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU The Dresden Files Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: P^ Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent TBS Ray- Ray- Friends Friends Friends Friends Movie: Fools Rush In TT (1997, Comedy- Movie: Dangerous P_ mond mond (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Drama) Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek. (CC) Minds TT (1995) WGN America’s Funniest Bulls NBA Basketball: Denver Nuggets at Chicago Bulls. WGN Scrubs Scrubs Becker Pa Home Videos (CC) Eye (CC) United Center. (Live) (CC) News (CC) (CC) (CC) TNT Law & Order Law & Order Fixed Law & Order Can I Law & Order Law & Order The X-Files Teso QW Coming Down Hard (CC) (DVS) Get a Witness? America, Inc. Undercovered Dos Bichos (CC) DSC MythBusters Three MythBusters Dog MythBusters Pirate Special Pirate ship Stunt Stunt MythBusters Dog QY gun myths. (CC) Myths (CC) battles. (CC) Junkies Junkies Myths (CC) A&E CSI: Miami Three- CSI: Miami Under The First 48 Easy The Iceman and the Iceman Confesses: CSI: Miami Under Q^ Way (CC) Suspicion (CC) Prey; Widowmaker Psychiatrist (CC) Secrets Suspicion (CC) HIST Modern Marvels Ink Ku Klux Klan: A Secret History (CC) Modern Marvels Modern Marvels Ku Klux Klan: A Q_ The history of ink. Tobacco Tobacco. Cotton (CC) Secret History (CC) NICK OddPar- Jimmy Spon- Full Full Growing Rose- Rose- Fresh Fresh Cosby Cosby Rl ents Neutron geBob House House Pains anne anne Prince Prince Show Show DISN Phil of Zack & Movie: Double Teamed TTZ (2002, Life With Phil of Zack & That’s- Phil of Kim R] Future Cody Drama) Annie McElwain, Poppi Monroe. Derek Future Cody Raven Future Possible FAM Smallville Red (CC) Movie: A Cinderella Story TT (2004, Whose Whose The 700 Club (CC) Home Home R_ Romance-Comedy) Hilary Duff. (CC) Line? Line? Videos Videos HALL Walker, Texas Walker, Texas Movie: Out of the Woods (2005, Drama) Movie: Skylark TTZ (1993, Drama) Glenn SW Ranger (CC) Ranger (CC) Ed Asner, Jason London. (CC) Close, Christopher Walken. (CC)

FRIDAY MARCH 23

6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 KLBY/ABC News Enter- Grey’s Anatomy Six Degrees Slings 20/20 (CC) News Nightline Jimmy Kimmel Live H h (CC) tainment (CC) and Arrows (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) (CC) KSNK/NBC News Wheel of Identity (N) (CC) Miss USA 2007 Contestants vie for the News The Tonight Show Late L j Fortune crown. (Live) (CC) With Jay Leno (CC) Night KBSL/CBS College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional News Late 1< NX Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC) (CC) Show K15CG The NewsHour Wash. Kansas Market- Girls High School Basketball: Kansas Red Charlie Rose (N) d With Jim Lehrer (N) Week Week Market Class 1A Tournament Final -- Teams TBA. Green (CC) ESPN Sports- Figure Skating: World Championships -- Ladies Short & Dance Free SportsCenter (Live) SportsCenter (Live) O_ Center Programs. Tokyo. (CC) (CC) (CC) USA Law & Order: Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Monk (CC) House Occam’s Movie: Spy Game P^ Criminal Intent Razor (CC) TTZ (2001) (CC) TBS Ray- Ray- Movie: Legally Blonde TTZ (2001, Movie: Jersey Girl TTZ (2004) A young Movie: Baby Boom P_ mond mond Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. (CC) woman changes the life of a single father. TTT (1987) (CC) WGN America’s Funniest Movie: Sour Grapes TTZ (1998, WGN News at Nine Sex and Scrubs Scrubs Becker Pa Home Videos (CC) Comedy) Steven Weber. (CC) (CC) the City (CC) (CC) (CC) TNT Law & Order Movie: A Time to Kill TTT (1996, Drama) A lawyer’s defense of Movie: Along Came a Spider TT (2001, QW Absentia (CC) (DVS) a black man arouses the Klan’s ire. Sandra Bullock. (CC) Suspense) Morgan Freeman. (CC) DSC Dirty Jobs Skull Dirty Jobs Sugar Dirty Jobs Wine Dirty Jobs Taylor Stunt Stunt Dirty Jobs Sugar QY Cleaner mill; alligator farm. Maker Wine making. Shellfish Farms. Junkies Junkies mill; alligator farm. A&E CSI: Miami Felony CSI: NY Manhattan CSI: Miami The Intervention Kim Intervention Kristen CSI: NY Manhattan Q^ Flight (CC) Manhunt (CC) Best Defense (CC) Makeup artist. (CC) Young mother. (CC) Manhunt (CC) HIST Modern Marvels Shootout! (CC) Dogfights Hell Over Mail Call Hurlburt Modern Marvels A- Shootout! (CC) Q_ Hardware Stores Hanoi (CC) Field Air Force Base. 10 Tankbuster (CC) NICK OddPar- Jimmy Spon- Full Nick- Nick- Full Growing Fresh Fresh Cosby Cosby Rl ents Neutron geBob House toons TV toons TV House Pains Prince Prince Show Show DISN Hannah Zack & Hannah Cory in Movie: Big Fat Liar TT (2002, Movie: Big Fat Liar TT (2002, Comedy) Kim R] Montana Cody Montana House Comedy) Frankie Muniz. (CC) Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti. (CC) Possible FAM Smallville Nocturne Movie: Bring It On (2000) High-school Whose Whose The 700 Club (CC) Home Home R_ (CC) cheerleaders vie for a coveted national title. Line? Line? Videos Videos HALL Walker, Texas Walker, Texas Movie: Mystery Woman: In the Shadows Movie: Columbo (1968) Columbo engages SW Ranger (CC) Ranger (CC) (2007, Mystery) Kellie Martin. (CC) a psychiatrist in a game of cat and mouse.