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The Grizzly, February 19, 2004

Lauren A. Perotti Ursinus College

Lindsey Fund Ursinus College

Kerri Landis Ursinus College

Tia Larese Ursinus College

Kelly Gray Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Perotti, Lauren A.; Fund, Lindsey; Landis, Kerri; Larese, Tia; Gray, Kelly; Delaney, Monica; Nash, Johanna; Wolaniuk, Antwan; Pellish, Greg; Salenetri, Brandie; Grzymkowski, Brian; Stiles, Bill; Kauffman, Kyle; and Castiglione, Michael, "The Grizzly, February 19, 2004" (2004). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 554. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/554

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I Thursday, February 19, 2004 COLLEGEVILLE, PA VOLUi\IE 28 ISSUE 17 Campus Safety and S.E.R.V. to Sponsor Lecture at

Tia Larese Ursinus College Fealllres Editor

Someone you know was shot. Bucks County which ended with ing: The Death of Officer Dennis don't think about. .. it makes you outcome will be, but you still need to reserve a spot by emailing Would you know what to do? the capture of his ki lIer, a "career McNamara" is sponsored by think about the future," said Stitt. to be prepared for the unusual [email protected]. A portion of Could you keep your cool? What criminal." Ursinus College Campus Safety Cheezum, an EMT -P Firefighter, call" (Course Pamphlet). the proceeds of the presentation would you expect to sec? On At 7 p.m. on Tuesday in Pfahler and the Student Emergency Re­ and Johnson, an EMT-P Police The program will last approxi­ will benefit the McNamara Tuesday, February 24, 2004, you Auditorium, Cheezum and Johnson sponse Volunteers (S.E.R.V). Investigator not only bring their mately two hours. The first one Children's College Fund. will have the opportunity to find out will share with the Ursinus cam­ Ray Stitt, theadvisorofS.E.R. V., experience, but also documenta­ and a half hours will deal With the So, if someone you knew was the answers to those questions and pus their experience and the ac­ as well as a Campus Safety Of­ tion from news footage, the actual actual situation and methodology, shot, would you know what to do? many more. tions they took in this situation. In ficer, said that hc saw the presen­ 911 calls, photographs, and much while the last half hour of the Could you keep your cool? Do you James Cheezum and Thomas addition they will be providing sug­ tation in Phoenixville and felt that it more. They will discuss the presentation will deal with tnStruc­ know what to expect? If you don't A. Johnson were among the initial gestions for similar incidents, in­ was worth bringing to the Ursinus "chaos" that arises from a serious tion. There will also be a question know the answers to those ques­ responders when Police Officer cluding issues concerning the pa­ Campus. event such as an officer shooting and answer session after the pre­ tions, then check out "Responding Dennis McNamara of the Upper tient welfare and medical treat­ Stitt described that the presenta­ and will help audience members in sentation. to an Officer Involved Shooting: Darby Police Department was shot ment, the crime scene awareness tion deals with more than the shoot­ making good decisions in different The presentation is free of cost the Death of Officer Dennis and killed in the line of duty. and preservation, coordination be­ ing ofan officer, but can be related or related situations. to students, yet space is limited to McNamara" on Tuesday, Febru­ The death of McNamara, a 10- tween agencies, and more. to everyday life. "It deals with "Y oU never know what is around the first 100 people who respond. ary 24, 2004 at 7pm in Pfahler year veteran of the force and fam­ The lecture entitled "Respond­ everyday things that you really the comer on a call, or what the If interested in attending you need Auditorium. ily man, triggered a manhunt in ing to an Officer Involved Shoot- Ursinus Club Spotlight: Impress Recruiters at the 2004 Ursinus College Job Campus Activities Board & Internship Fair Special to The Grizzly from Kerri Landis Career Services Grizzly Sta!fWriter Every Ursinus Student is in­ brochure listing the participating type of position you are looking look like you just rolled out ofbed. We all know what CAB is; we go-karting. vited to make a great impression organizations and a map showing for. Walk up to the employer's If you are a senior looking for a get the e-mails, we've gone to Any big events coming up? The on over 60 employers at the 2004 their locations. Come early so you table, offer your best handshake, full-time job, a business suit is events. If you ever wanted more annual Valentine's Day dance, the Ursinus College Job& Internship have time to plan a strategy and smile and establish eye contact. appropriate and recommended. info on the Campus Activities Lorelei, is being held at the Gypsy Fair on Wednesday, February speak with all the representatives! Hand the recruiter your resume Ifyou look "put-together," it is a Board, today is your lucky day: Rose on February 13. The dance 25th from 12:00 - 2:30 PM in and get ready to launch into a sign to employers that you are here's the scoop. is free for students and transporta­ Helfferrich Gymnasium. powerful introduction. serious about your job search. If "The purpose of the campus ac­ tion is provided. This exciting campus event is Tips for Successfully Navigat­ you are a student seeking an tivities board," says Secretary Another exciting activity, an easy and convenient way to ing the Job & Internship Fair o Research employers and de­ internship, business casual attire Meghan Jarrett, "is to provide Collegeville Squares, will take learn about entry level and intern­ velop a plan of attack. is appropriate. Don't wear jeans rsinus students with alcohol-free place on February 17. ship positions in a variety of ca­ o Prepare a resume that rocks. Review the list of organizations and sneakers! Avoid last minute entertainment. The programs and "It's a spin off of the show Hol­ reer fields, increase your expo­ Be sure to have your resume who will be attending the job fair fashion emergencies and discuss activities are meant to provide al­ lywood Squares," explains Jarrett. sure to potential employers, and reviewed in Career Services be­ by visiting the Job and Internship your clothing questions with the ternatives to the UC party scene. "Faculty and staff are playing the build your network of contacts. fore the fair. A strong resume will Fair website (http:// staff in Career Services. almost all cases the programs squares. UC students can com­ Learn what companies are accurately reflect your accomplish­ wepages.ursinus.edulcareer). The and events are free to Ursinus pete for prizes." Among the fabu­ looking for and ask questions in a ments, skills and experiences. It site is updated every few days-so 0Follow-up with employers students; one of the exceptions is lous prizes are gift certificates to casual non-threatening environ­ should be short, sharp and digest­ check often. Research the em­ after tbe fair. ment. concerts. " the mall, the movies, and Best ible in a quick glance by an em­ ployers that are of interest to you Send thank you letters to all and CAB sponsors one major con­ Buy. ployer. Bring an adequate supply and visit their website to develop a inquire about the status of the cert a year. The Pat McGee Band The last big event coming up is of resumes (at least 20-30) to the detailed understanding of the or­ interview process. played three years ago, Everclear the annual Spring Fling Week (April What to Expect at the Fair fair - don't be caught short­ ganization. Students who put some two years ago, and of course we 19-24). Students can expect lazer handed! Resumes should be extra effort into learning about the all remember the Fuel concert this tag, a talent show, free food and Be prepared for an exciting printed on a laser or inkjet printer employer make a great impres­ Visit http:// past fall. In addition to the very inflatablcs like Moon Bounce and atmosphere with students milling using good quality paper. sion. Prioritize the employers with web.paKes.ursinus.edu/careerl for popular big-name concerts, CAB Jousting. around employer booths. Don't whom you would like to speak and all the infonnation you need, in­ also sponsors a variety of smaller To join CAB, no past experience be overwhelmed by the experi­ o Prepare and rehearse a "one­ identifY the information you want cluding more tips for success local bands. is required. Members' levels of ence - enjoy the day! minute commercial" about to get from them. along with a complete list ofpar­ The Campus Activities Board involvement vary; some students In addition to your resume, bring yourself. ticipants. Don't let this opportu­ also shows popular movies before plan and set up, others pass out enthusiasm, energy and a positive Think about how you can sell o Make a strong first impres­ nitypassyouby. We'll see you at they come out on DVD; just re­ fliers, some just come to meetings attitude. When you enter the yourselfin a briefintroduction that sion - appearance matters. the fair! cently Love Actually played in to see what events arc corning, gym, you will be greeted by a fair will sununarize who you are, what Although there is no specific Wismer Lower Lounge. and some are in charge of activi­ staff member and asked to regis­ you have accomplished and what dress code... you should NOT "CAB shows really good mov­ ties. ter. There, you will pick up a ies," says Freshman Abby Hare. CAB meets about every two "It's always nice to see a good weeks', this semester, they're movie for free." meeting Thursdays at 7 p.m. in SIGN THE BEAM! Last fall CAB rented a huge WLL or the Wismer .Parents' movie screen and showed Matrix Lounge. Add your name to the new Ursinus College Performing Arts Center, now under RBvolulions on the lawn between The officers this year are Dean construction on the West side of campus. Richter-North and BPS. Edwards, President; Meghan All Ursinus students, faculty and staff are invited to come to the construction "The big screen was cool; a Rooney, Vice President; Meghan site to sign the Performing Arts Center's final steel beam. bunch of us actually watched the Jarrett , Secretary; Greg The beam is set up on a wooden frame next to the Floy Lewis BakesCenter, and from our kitchen," com­ Keresztury, Treasurer; Tia Larese special pens are provided there for your signature. Stauffer resident Robin and Heather Lesher, Advertising Be sure to sign it this week! Once everyone has had a chance to do so, the Chairs. beam will be lifted into place in a special "topping off' ceremony, at a time to be lSe!ild

Check out Sid's Friends Men's Basketball Good food close to campus. Phoebe gets married. Team continues to win.

Op;n;olls------page2 Features------pagel Sports ------page 4 THE GRIZZLY

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DRLY NEEDWARD FA UL TV ADVI OR Ridiculous Reality TV ntwan Wolaniuk TIFFANYNGUYEN SpecwllO The Grizzly EW EDITOR

KAT JULIANO "This summcr, get ready for the when they are the ones putting Nothing makes for better TV than guys, they haul in a busload of OPL ION EDITOR wilde t reality show yet! America themselves in danger. to watch some squeamish woman washboard abs and cleft ChillS, will pick a new couple to get mar­ With a seemlllgly endless popu­ try to slurp down some rectum. ready to take on the "nerds." ThiS TlALARESE ried from a pool of men from Ken­ lation of hard bodle that are will­ The stunts they make them do are made me sick to my stomach, es­ NOELLEBOLLETlNO tucky and women from Hollywood, ing to do stupid stunts and want off the wall as well. pecially when one of these walk­ FEATURE EDITORS send them to the Amazon, and their fifteen minutes offame, net­ Probably the funniest one ] ing Bowflex ads actually said, "Ev­ make them sing while the locals work execs can just keep pumping caught was a stunt where the con­ eryone knows that between jocks JOEDAVIDO judge them bascd on their clicking out clones of each other's shows, testants had to crawl along the top KEVIN MURPHY and nerds, jocks always win." PORTS EDITORS ability and their propensity foreat­ pushing the envelope a little fur­ of a water tanker truck, down I truly thought that was going to ing local insects. Don't miss 'Help ther each time. inside, through the hal f fi lied tank, be the end for me, and I'd have to KELLYGRAY Me I Have a Crazy Dcathwish' on Recently, I stumbled across a grab a set of keys, get back out, put my foot through the boob tube, GlUZZL YGUIDEEDITOR Fox." real gem called "The Surreal Life." crawl back to the front of the truck until Fox came up with something Ever since this whole wave of They took former stars such as on top, and find the right key for the better. ANNANTANAVAGE reality TV began to hit the air­ Ron Jeremy (porn star), Traci lock, all whi le the truck is swerving "My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiance" PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR waves a number of years back, I Bingham ("Baywatch"), Rob Van all over the road at 45 mph. These is the story of an actor playing the refused to watch the box, bitter Winkle (Vanilla Ice), Tammy Faye people were getting slammed into role ofa disgusting pig to his bl ioe­ AMANDABRYMAN that the undertow of pnmetime Messner (formerly Baker), the inside of the tank, losing any to- be and her entire family. She's CAMFURMAN game shows was being taken over Trishelle Cannatella (actually from sense of direction they think they got to keep up the charade for her STEPHANlEGUILlANO by the likes of"The Bachelor" and MARLENAMCMAHON-PURK "The Real World: Las Vegas") had. family for the money, and he'sjust FALLO SZARKO "Joe Millionairc." and Erik Estrada and put them in a Beyond the grossed-out and dan­ getting a kick out of making her COpy EDITORS I made it a point to ignore this house together to see what hap­ gerous shows, I didn't like any of squirm. trend, hoping "Temptation Island" pens. Ridiculousness ensu~s. the other ones dealing with rela­ The best part? She doesn't know FALLON SZARKO would be replaced with something They go off on each other about tionships. This is because I he's an actor, but rather thinks he ASSLST ANT BUSINESS MANAGER worth watching. everything, and usually don 'tfail to watched "Average Joe." really is a bumblingjackass. Now, after several "Survivors," rip on their former careers. What This tragedy of television in­ This I believe will start to signal three "Celebrity Moles," and more the fascination is with old half ce­ volved a beautiful woman who the end of the genre, as there Submissions "The Real Worlds," and "Road lebrities fighting like spoiled chil­ was whisked away to a mansion in cannot possibly be something more Unsigned editorials appearing in this section represent the opinion of The Rules" than I can shake a remote dren in a multimillion dollar house the country where she wass outrageous on the way, unless one Grizzly. All other articles represent the opinions of their authors and are not at, ] think I have to concede this, is truly beyond me. courted by a bunch of normal, were to have to convince people necessarily representative of the school 's and/or this paper's position. reality TV is here to stay. Not to say] haven't found my flawed people. that he enjoys the intimate com­ What can I say? People have own niche in the diverse world of She thinks it's ajoke and com­ pany of animals. E-mail submisslOnsfarticles/letters/guest opinions to [email protected]. this insane need to watch other reality programming. I take a sick plains when she's told it's real. I I am holding out hope that series Deadline for all submissions is Friday at oon . The Grizzly editorial board people go through hell and back for delight in watching "Fear Factor," liked the concept, giving everyone by series, these fads will fade away reserves the right to edit and/or not publish any submission without prior notification to the author for grammatical, legal, and/or spatial purposes. a pile of cash. There's something ifonly for the things they make the a chance, not judging a book by its into the next new wave. Hopefully about the misfortune of others that contestants eat such as cow brains, cover, until I found out the kicker. something not involving animal rec­ SubscriptionslAdvertising makes us all snicker, especially pig bladders, and sheep rectums. After a week with the average tums. To receive a subscription to The Grizzly at a cost ofS30 per academic year or if you are interested in advertising within our paper, please e-mail us at [email protected] mail to: The Grizzly, Ursinus College, PO Box 1000, Collegeville, PA 19426-) 000. Please allow four to six weeks fora reply. Sid's: Good Food Close to Campus Mystery Eater Grizzly Staff Writer The Grizzly is produced by and for the students at Ursinus College. The Grizzly IS supported by advertising and subscription revenues and student fees, and is published weekly throughout the academic year. Direct any You've all driven past it on the back as we were taking our seats wiches, pulled pork, and veggie kalamata olives, feta cheese, on­ questions, complaints, and/or comments via e-mail to [email protected]. way to and from WaWa. Buthow in the corner. I immediately picked burgers. ions, roasted red peppers, egg­ many people do you actually know up on the relaxed atmosphere of My friend and I decided to order plant, cucumbers, and mozzarella who have eaten at Sid 's? the restaurant. It was a nice change the grilled shrimp as an appetizer. cheese. I ate there once about a year or from the stressful lives we lead Fiveshrimp were placed atop mixed My friend ordered the pork two ago, but haven't gone back just down the street. greens and served with a cocktail tenderloin in brown sauce, which NEWS RELEASE since. I liked wbat I'd had, but my Behind the countcr, on the wall, sauce and a remoulade. The also came with a side of mashed Fellowships Worth Up to $24,000 friends didn't like their meals. I there was a huge chalkboard with remoulade was del icious and once potatoes and green beans. It was guess as a result of their apathy, I about 10 specials written on it. the shrimp, which were also deli­ cut into slices and cooked well­ Available for Future Teachers convinced myself that I didn't like The pork tenderloin with brown cious, were gone, I found myself done, but it wasn 'ttoo chewy. The dipping the mixed greens in it. sauce was great and I'm glad we The James Madison Memorial board. it there and didn't want to go back. sauce and the duck caught my Our entrees took awhile to pre­ had some of that toasted roll left Fellowship Foundation, a feder­ Fellows must enroll in graduate I'm glad I gave it another try. eye. I was alerted before I went to pare so our waitress brought us out over so we could use it to soak up ally endowed and privately programs leading to master's de­ My friend and I walked up the Sid's that if pork or duck was on some freshly toasted rolls with the remaining sauce-we licked funded program designed to grees in American history, politi­ ramp to Sid's at about 5: 15pm. the menu I should order it. our plates clean. strengthen instruction about the cal science, or education offered The single dining room with a win­ Still, I wanted to look over the butter to hold us over. Since we stuffed ourselves on Constitution in the nation's by any accredited U.S. univer­ dowed front facing Main Street menu. It was more than I ex­ It took a little longer than we'd the main courses, my friend and I schools, will award generous fel­ sity. Participation in an accred­ was empty. pected for such a small place in anticipated, but we knew our food decided to pass on dessert. Al­ lowships in 2004 for master's ited four-week Summer Institute I walked in and asked if they such a small town. They had was well-prepared. And for those of you who have been in agony though the German chocolate cake degree level graduate study of held at Georgetown University were open. The waitress, who artichoke and white bean dip, sea awaiting the return ofthe pita pizza sounded fabulous we had no the framing and history of the on the principles, framing, ratifi­ also doubled as the hostess, invited scallops served over penne pasta to Zack's, the wait is over. I loved room,even for coffee. I'm sure U.S. Constitution. College se­ cation, and implementation ofthe us to come in and sit anywhere we with a saffron creme sauce, and Sid's Greek Pitz, their version of we will be back tbough-maybe niors and college graduates who Constitution and Bill ofRights is liked. jambalaya. The menu also offered the pita pizza: it was loaded with then I can try the cake. intend to become secondary required of all fellows, normally Two young girls ran out from the various other items: reuben sand- school teachers of American his­ during the summer after the com­ tory, American government, or mencement of study. Fellows' social studies are eligible for the attendance at the Summer Insti­ fellowships. tute is paid for by the Madison Words of Love Through a nationwide compe­ Foundation. This poem was submitted to The pass. spend the night talking, and more You didn't meet her wanting 10 tition, James Madison Fellow­ The application deadline for se­ Grizzly by a student who wishes Well that's not what you're feel­ importantly, listening. fall for her, but that's how i ships will be awarded to at least niors (2004 awards) is March 1". to remain anonymous. ing right now, and it feels like But you're not most guys, happened. one legal resident of each state, Interested juniors, sophomores You lay your eyes on her and it's been raining for months. you want to know everything And now that she's a pari a the District of Columbia, Puerto and first-year students are en­ you just get that feeling; Seeming(v beautiful thoughts run about her. your life, Rico, and the other u.S. territo­ couraged to contact Professor You know that feeling when through your mind, but that's How does she get that smile that part of your mind and all i ries. 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So here she is, now a part of You want to wake up beside her one who can lenow. lege graduates, which is used to from the Foundation's website: That you're not gonna get hurt your life, so she can put on sweatpants So you take your seal in Ih cover the costs of tuition, re­ www.jamesmadison.com. this time, you won't let your­ parI of your mind and all of its and your old high school hoodie, corner of the room, take yo quired fees, books, and room and self thoughts of her. and still look as beautiful as place in the comer of her lifi But with one laugh, you know It's easy to look back and see ever. and you Surprised? Annoyed? she's different from al/ the rest. hawaII of this happened: But what you want doesn 'I mat­ pUI your desires in lhe co Email [email protected] and tell us You're not allowed tv speak But how do you make sense of ter, because you just want her to of your mind, your mind, so al/ you can do is why it happened? be happy. And you wail, no malter w. about itl write it. But she's here ... only not how How do you prove to her that pain or loneliness il causea-: she can be happy with you? you jusl wait: The Grizzly welcomes And no matter who you turn to YOIl want her to be. for help or advice or SlIpport, Most guys aren " supposed to How do you show her without For Ihe time when she sees i LETTERS TO THE EDITORS. they al/ say the same thing: want relationships right? scaring her oj]? you what you see in her. Please send all letters to [email protected]. Just like a storm, this too shall They 're not supposed to want '0 EATURES

Thursday, February 19,2004 Grizzly Features Page 3 THE FUTURE OF SEX IN THE CITY: SEX .. in the City Top 10 Episodes Kelly Gray Monica Delaney Grizzly Guide Editor Grizzll'SlaflWriler final episodes. The serious fans of up with Smith. I think Miranda Unfortunately. we have all Bloomingdale ·s. baby talk in bed and Charlotte Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jes­ the show have serious plans for might have another kid. As for known that this time would be Episode 35: "No Ifs, Ands or and Trey decide that one baby s sica Parker) writes a column re­ their girls at the show's ending. "I Carrie, I don't think I want Carrie coming soon and it finally has Butts" will we okay with them. After garding sex and relationships for a want Carrie to get back together to end up with Big or Alexander. arrived. Sex and the City i end­ Though S0me of the storyltnes contactmg Aidan by calling him, l local paper ("Carrie Bradshaw with Aiden and get married and 1 Neither one of them is right for ing a fter six wonderful seasons. are crazy at times, we see hovy Carne tells him that she loves knows good sex") and has a long want Miranda to get back with her. I think Carrie was meant to be Throughout the past 94 episodes, mtercsting dating guys 10 ew York him and Aidan takes her back. on_and-offrelationship with a single. The more I watch the the women of Sex and the City can get. Charlotte begins dating a Episode 66: "I Heart NY" mysterious man they call "Mr. final episodes, I think she hasn't have shared their love and sex guy who slobbers more than he In this episode the audience is Big" (Chris Noth). Mean­ found who she is going to end lives and showed up how strong can kiss. It gets so bad that she delivered with devasting news while her friends, Samantha up with and who's to say she their friendships are through the believes she was raped on the that Mr. Big is leaving New York Jones (Kim Catrall), a big time has to 'end up' with anyone?" good and the bad. Most viewers face. But the main focus of this City and diminishes the hope that publicist, is more interested on Most fans want one thing ofthe show discuss the storylines episode is when Carrie meets Carrie and Big will get back to­ S being "on the spot" than keep­ in particular for Sex and the with their friends. The creators, Aidan, a furniture deSigner. gether. Samantha finally discov­ r inga long lasting relationship. City'S final episode: a happy actors, writers, and directors of Episode 44: "Sex and Another ers that her love Richard cannot Miranda Hobbs (Cynthia ending. It's amazing how op­ Sex and the City have given us City" remain monogamous. But during r Nixon), a lawyer who refuses posite people view a "happy wonderful stories, we will try to One of the show's main focuses the last night with Mr. Big and to accept the possibi I i ty of be­ ending" though. Sarah Gowell create a list of the ten best epi­ is the setting of New York City, Carrie, Miranda goes into labor. Y ing single and fights society says, "I would like to see Car­ sodes that showed Carrie, Char­ however in this episode the ladies Miranda and Steve have a baby against the social pre-concepts rie get back with Big." Yet, Jo lotte, Miranda, and Samantha at travel to L.A. to find some men. boy named Brady. Episode 69: to keep a relationship with Nash feels strongly about just their very best. While in L.A., Carrie meets Keith "Luck Be An Old Lady" whoever she finds it's perfect, one thing, "I do NOT want The Pilot played by Vince Vaughn, who The girls and Richard go to At­ regardless ifsociety says oth- Carrie to end up with Big!" Though this only a small selec­ works for Matt Damon and Ben lantic City to celebrate The Ladies of e erwise. Last but not least Char­ Sarah also said, "Samantha will tion of episodes, 1personally be­ Affleck. Samantha meets her idol, Charlotte's 36lh birthday. Though 'Sex in the City' lotte York (Kristen Davis), an art get her breast cancer removed lieve One of the best episodes of Hugh Hefner. Charlotte is dis­ they run into some troubles, all of Picture Accredited to gallery curator, is a bit prudish and will go back to being fabulous. Sex and the City of course was tressed with her marriage to Trey them arrive and start to gamble. Yahoo. com when it comes to sex, but hasn't Charlotte Will break up with the the pilot episode "Sex and the and flies out to meet the girls. Charlotte realizes she does not yet lost her faith in finding true Steve," says Anna Mazor. She weird guy that she is with now. City". The first episode exposes Their last adventure before leav­ want to be 36 and goes for a ) love. The four single women live in also wants "Samantha to stay her And of course, Miranda and Steve the viewing audience to the sex ing the west coast is a trip to the wardrobe change. Samantha re­ the most sexy city of the world - promiscuous self and Charlotte to will remain married." Yet, with lives ofCarrie, Charlotte, Miranda, Playboy ManSion where the girls alizes as much as she tries that New York - and try to survive the find a nice, normal guy." these four sexy New York girls, and Samantha. Though the first get into some trouble. she cannot trust Richard. often suffocating social scene of Lauren Brophy, on the other could there be one ending that episode does not get too involved Episode 50: "The Real Me" As the last season begins, there Manhattan. hand, feels much differently about could satisfy its entire fan base? into the lives of the women right Carrie takes a stab at the nm­ ,HI: many good times for the 'Sex and the City,' the hit series the way the girls should end up. "I We will just have to wait and find yet, it is for the first time we meet way in New York City. After a women ahead. on HBO, has run since June of want Charlotte and Harry to adopt out. Mr. Big, who becomes an impor­ horrible break up with Aidan and Episode 82: "The Catch" 1998 and is currently running its a baby and 1 want Samantha to end tant man in the life of Carrie. end to an affair with Mr. Big, Charlotte has the perfect wed­ Episode 20: "The Man, The Carrie wants to find the real her by ding with her perfect man finally. Myth, The Viagra" modeling in a runway show for a Charlotte marries her divorce In this episode the audience is friend. Right before the show. she lawyer Harry in a beautiful Jew­ PHOEBE GETS adjusting to Carrie and Mr. Big discovers that she will be modeling ish ceremony. Miranda finally back together. As Carrie fo­ underwear from Dolce & comes to terms that Steve is cuses her time on Mr. Big, Gabbana, not the dress. As Carrie dating again. Samantha becomes Miranda ends up going home with makes her way down the nmway more involved with her new MARRIED a bartender named Steve Brady. in her Dolce & Gabbana under­ younger man Smith. As the maid I Johanna Nash With the added bonus ofMiranda' s wear, she falls face forward into of honor, Carrie unfortunately Grizzly Staff Writer new man, Samantha dates a 72- the runway. As she lays there, gets to hang out with the best is going crazy trying to fix all the can't make itand now Mike leaves year-old millionaire who uses sllpennodel Heidi Klum walks over man. things that have gone wrong and It was one ofthose moments we it up to Phoebe to decide whether Viagra. her and she becomes fashion Every episode has its own decides she wants Monica to be have been waiting ten years to Ross or Chandler be the third Episode 32: "Politically roadkill. But Carrie gets up and uniqueness and greatness. For a her wedding planner again. This fmally happen. Phoebe has said "I groomsman. When she can't de­ Erect" finishes her modeling duties. complete list of episodes from really doesn't matter though be­ do" and is now married. cide because she loves both guys Carrie's political boyfriend has Episode 54: "Baby, Talk Is each season click on cause it looks like the wedding The sixth to last episode opened so much, Chandler argues, "just an out of the ordinary offer. As Cheap" www.hbo.com and Sex and the might be postponed due to the as usual in the coffee house. not enough to put us in the original Carrie develops her relationship Carrie realizes that she sti \I has City. huge blizzard that's closed all Phoebe tells Joey that her step­ groomsman party." Nowit'supto with her political boyfriend on the feelings for Aidan. Carrie tries to Ifyou would like to submit your bridges and tunnels. Ross decides dad can't get out of prison for Rachel to decide. campaign trail, he informs her reconcile her relationship with own list of the ten best episodes this is an appropriate time to add, weekend and she wants him to be Monica announces that it's time that he would like her to pee on Aidan through email. Miranda of Sex and the City, please email "haha,looks like you're not going the one to walk her down the aisle for Phoebe and Mike to give their him. Steve asks Miranda to be meets a guy in her running group the Grizzly at to be in the wedding either .... sorry e and give her away. Joeyquestions speeches but they have to "get in, exclusive. Samantha starts dat­ who Iike~ to go places that no one [email protected]. Phoebe." Rachel suggests that o Phoebe as to why she would want do your thing, and get out!" ing a man who shops in the little has ever gone before. Samantha since Phoebe has always wanted e him out of everyone else, and Phoebe's speech is awkward and boy's department at starts seeing a guy who likes to use e Phoebe responds with, "you've rushes because Monica keeps a small wedding outside, she should always looked out for me and pointing at her watch and ma~ing have it on the street. So, the shared your wisdom." Of course "speed itup signals." Phoebe gives wedding is still on. lhiscomment is a little far-fetched up and shouts, "I just want a simple Due to the snow, Mike now MOVIE REVIEW: to begin with, but gets even better wedding where my fiance can go needs someone to walk the dog When Joey adds, "1 am pretty to the bathroom anytime he wants. down the aisle. Chandler and Ross Wlldorness. " Monica, you're fired!" continue to argue over who will do And why wouldn't Monica be The night's over and the big day it. With all the other things going ~KyleKa~uffm~an _T._he Butterfly Effect wrong, now the reverend can't Phoebe's neurotic, compulsive, Grizzly StaflWl'lter make it because of the weather. pushy wedding planner? She's They're in luck though, because Imagine you are sitting in a write everything he does down ftnng the steel drummer, fighting "I'd die before I let ., h Joey is still ordained since Monica dark theater excitedly awaiting in ajournal. As he grows up, he atiout the ice sculpture and going anything happen to er and Chandler'S wedding. So now the previews to finish so the uses these journals to contort "KJl.UI.IlH'-.J time. When Phoebe is -Mike it's Joey as the reverend, Chandler feature film can begin. You are his mind so that he can travel r~Jttbsed by the 'be at the re­ walking Phoebe down the aisle, going crazy with anticipation for back in time to change the aw­ dinner at 1800' comment, and Ross walking the dog. Either the film to start and at last it ful things that happened to him is surprised she doesn't has arrived. Rachel announces that way. all six get to be a part of the does. If you went to see the as a child and help him to un­ 1IIIiII1II.... time, at which point the corsages are ready and Joey wedding. Joey begins. "Friend, science fiction. thriller/drama. ravel the mystery that is his life. says, "I'm sorry, I must says, "I wouldn't have had break­ The Butterfly Effect (rated R) However, his different actions fast if I didn't know there were family, dog. The cold has spread to in missile training during released on January 23. starring in the past, when changed have going to be corsages." Me~n­ my special place." Kutcher, you may have enormous consequences on his while, Ross begs Rachel to let him "Now I'm standing here today A~hton the rehearsal dinner, Joey left in either satisfaction or huge future and present. Every time be the groomsman and says Chan­ knowing I have everything I need. to act like Phoebe's dad, he goes back in time to fix a dler will just tell jokes the entire You are my family." -Phoebe disappointment. The reviews ng Mike's parents. received by this movie were a problem he has created, things walk down the aisle. In the next "You're so wonderfully weird. walks in and announces, mix, needless to say most of continue to get worse and worse. scene Chandler is begging Rachel Everyday with you is an adven­ SO glad we're having this them ended with the statement "We all have moments when saying he 'II not only walk her ture. I can't believe how lucky I dinner. I so rarely get to ~own. we wish we could change some­ he'll make it a comical experience. am." -Mike of "worst movie". before the meal." Monica The BllttelFv Elrec/ also star­ thing. Right a wrong. Correct a He uses being left out as a kid an After their beautifully romantic "Change One Thing. Change ~ 1II10W:1C1 saying that Phoebe ring Amy Smart. Elden Henson, mistake. Gain Love or power. excuse for why he should be in the vows, the couple says "I do," and E\'cr)·thing" spend 20 seconds with William Lee Scott. Eric Stoltz. and What ifwe really could?" A state­ wedding and Rachel caves and they are married! I'm nut going to Ashton Kutcher plays Evan _1i~UU at the dinner. When Melora Waltersis is about a man. ment made by Ashton Kutcher's picks Chandler. Little does he lie , I shed a tear. Only five epi- in "The Butterfly Effect" Chandler ask what their Evan Treborn. struggling with the character in the movie. This is a know she also picked Ross. It sodes left. Next week Rachel has the wedding is going to be a family crisis and it's Ross who emotions of suppressed memories unannounced blackouts. The doc­ great quote that explains the movie. doesn't matter though because ~1l115 that his brother and she runs to. Does this mean there ofa violent childhood. His mother tor suggested that in order to help Mike decided he wants his dog, from school are the hasn't been an end to Ross and took him to see numerous doctors him remember things that happen Picture Accredited to Chappy, to be the groomsman. The boys are in luck Rachel yet? Stay tuned! to figure out why he suffers from to him throughout the day, he should www.butterflyeflectmovie.com one of the groomsman While all ofthis is going on, Phoebe Page 4 Grizzly Sports Thursday, February J9, 20f), UC GRAD ON TOUR Men's Basketball Continues to Roll Grcgory Pellish WITH GLOBETROTTERS Griz;ly Sports Wnter

The Ursinus College men's bas­ Using Its own 10-0 ketball team is playing some of its Gettysburg rebounded from Michacl ea tiglionc best basketball of the eason and it second-hal f start to take a Grizz/l' ports /1',., tel' couldn't have come at a better lead with a little under 10m time. to play. Following Dennis Stanton' ca­ Both teams battled desperate Ursinu College alumna Dan way they did for him. "The European tour defil1ltely you're always going to lose. But reer day against Franklin and to try and take control, but m Luciano (03) has found a new "It' nice that I was able to stay provides better exposure, com­ you don ' t want to just go out there Marshall last Saturday, the Bear's tum finally swung in the platfonn to di play his basketball in the States. I like being able to pared to thiS tour 10 the statcs. and go through the motions. defeated Gettysburg College direction when Stanton co kill , as well a his newfound playin front ofmy peers and people American basketball IS hugc for It's rewarding to see the smiles Wednesday I1Ight at home 75-74, a three point play to take a 71-­ aetll1g skills. of my culture," Dan explained fans overseas. And the on kids faces." and traveled to Dickinson College lead. A a member of the ew York hortly be- Globetrotters Dan was speaking on the phone Saturday afternoon to win con­ From there Stanton hit ationals, Dan i in the midst ofa fore a are an lI1ter­ during some down time while on a vincingly 89-70. three and a free-throw as the national tour playing the Harlem warm-up national en­ bus dri vi ng through Bethlehem, P A With these two crucial wins the held a narrow 75-74 lead and Globetrotters 1 10 times in 113 di f­ session pre­ tity with a to Madison Square Garden in ew Bear's are now tied for the 2nd Bullets with one possession left ferent cities. Luciano (6-9, 253) ceding an­ lot of hi - York. playoff spot with Johns Hopkins, Win. has welcomed the new experi­ other game. tory . Ev­ The down time is spent playing who was stunned by Haverford On the ensuing possession T ence and looks forward to many However, eryone cards, dominoes, watching TV, or College 69-49 on Saturday. Piotrowicz, playing inspired more opportunities in the future. the next tour wants to catching some re t. Wednesday night at Helfferich fense, knocked the ball away 'Big' Dan Luciano was recog­ for the sec the Dan also enjoys hanging out With Hall the Bears played with fire and the Bullets, and preserved and nized as the Centennial Confer­ Globetrotters Globetrotters the Globetrotters between shows. passion to defeat the Bullets of fought victory for the Bears. ence Player of the Year during last does in fact play." "They make you feel welcome Gettysburg. Saturday, starting to feel years campaign with the UC Bears, cros the The off the court. Though on the court The Bears were led by senior mentum build toward the end which included a conference pond into strenuous they do foul a lot," Dan confessed. Dennis Stanton who poured in a the season, the Bears championship and a bid to the Europe. touring Dan certainly does regret not game high 38 points, which in­ into Dickinson College and

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Brandie Salenetri GAME Grizzly Sports Writer Beaching beauties weren'l deficit. Pro-Bowlers were in uniform the only things getting hot in The AFC was again in the game. Hawaii on Sunday, February scoring territory, but Manning "You're seeing some young A Welcome Distraction 15 'h. was sacked with just four guys that are really, really The highest-scoring Pro-Bowl seconds left. talented," AFC coach Tony was held in Honolulu, with the With seconds left on the Dungy said. Brian Grzymkowski NFC beating the AFC 55 - 52. Grizzly Sports Writer clock, Mike Vanderjagt sent his "They played hard and The AFC scored 28 straight wavering kick wide right on a showed they belonged." points in the fourth quarter. 5 I-yard field goal attempt. Steve McNair was in his first The 2004 NHL All Star Game, Though that might be a factor, five goals per game. Denver's Clinton Portis put the Previous to this game he had Pro-Bowl after nine NFL which took place on February 8'h solid goaltending at both ends of General Managers and league AFC up 45-27 with a 23-yard not missed one extra point or seasons. in Minnesota, served as a much the ice was certainly another. officials have offered a seTlous of screen pass into a touchdown field goal all season. The sellout Both Trent Green (Kansas appreciated distraction for hockey At the end of the game the East potential changes that might raise dive. But the AFC hadn't heard crowd at Aloha Stadium saw the City) and Jeff Wilkins (St. L fans. proved dominant, posting a 6-4 that average considerably. the last from the NFC's Marc most action in the fourth quarter, saw their first Pro-Bowl after Despite discussions by the victory over the West. Thinking beyond the possible up­ Bulger, who threw two more with 42 points scored. ten seasons in the league. leagues General Managers on a Forty-three-year-old Mark coming lockout, the reasonably touchdowns. This game saw many records First-timer Chad Johnson ran multitude of potential changes to Messier of the New York Rang­ concerned owners of the NHL Shaun Alexander scored on a broken. for a 90-yard touchdown after I the sport of hockey, the puck ers tallied a goal and an assist for have debated, considered, and 5-yard pass with 5:43 left to play, Aside from the record of most pass from McNair, for the fir t dropped. the east, while Daniel Alfredsson shared their initial conclusions. putting the NFC ahead 45-40. points scored in a Pro-Bowl play of the game. Although a potential lockout next of the Ottawa Senators racked up Up for discussion are the no­ Alexander's touchdown total game, which easily beat 2000's This Cincinnati receiver had season looms over this one like a two goals and an assist. tions ofreducing the width ofgoalie for the day was three. record of 82, the AFC set a five receptions, totaling 156 dark cloud, the best of the East Adrian Aucoin of the New York pads, restricting goalies from go­ Peyton Manning, from the record with 31 points in the first yards. faced the best of the West. Even Islanders, Gary Roberts of the ing behind the goal line to play the Indianapolis Colts, threw a 10- half. His teammate, Torry Holt, though NHL auditors were in the Toronto Maple Leafs, and Ilya puck, reinstating the tag up offside yard TO pass to Hines Ward The record for total yards caught seven passes for 128, process of calculating the leagues Kovachuk of the Atlanta Thrash­ rule, increasing the size of the neu­ with less then two minutes left. was also shattered by thiS 1,022 added a touchdown to his list of $272.6 million worth of operating ers also scored for the East. tral zone, moving the nets back 3 Bulger, who was a replace­ yard game, With 300 yards in the accomplishments. cost losses, Mark Messier played On the Western side, Joe Sakic feet, moving the blue lines for­ ment for Donovan McNabb, fourth quarter. Jamal Lewis of the Baltimore in his final NHL All-Star Game of the Colorado Avalanche led all ward, bringing back the shoot out, threw an end-zone interception The focus of thiS game was Ravens, who led the league in before a full crowd of 19,434. scorers with a hat trick, later re­ and changing the value of WinS to to Detroit's Ore' Bly. Bly the first-time Pro-Bowlers. rushing during the regular Hockey as a sport appears to be ceiving the MVP title for his ef­ three points instead of two. returned the interception 32 This was a first time event for season, scored the first touch­ at a monumental turning point. forts. The suggestIOn of such drastic yards to help close the 18-point many of the players: 41 rookie down of the game. There may not be a 2005 All­ Shane Doan ofthe Phoenix Coy­ changes has brought forth mixed Star Game. otes also scored for the West. responses from players and fans The All-Star game in general The final score of the game, a alike. Gymnastics Team Breaks Four may never look like it did on Feb­ combined total of ten goals, docs The very future of hockey as a ruary 8'h again. not constitute the boosted offense professional sport IS being debated. In a way, the2004 NHLAll-Star NHL General Managers hope to So amid fond memones of Records Game both confim'l.ed and dis­ produce in future seasons. hockey at Its best In the movie Bill Stiles proved the need for changes to the In particular, incredible saves by Miracle and hockey as IllS now In Assl Dir ofAthletics game. Marty Turco, Martin Brodeur, Jose the 2004 All Star Game, there is As far as All-Star games go, It Theodore, Robert Luongo, and also undeniably concern over where Urslnus broke four school­ Furman finished second in the Dwayne Roloson kept the score the sport wi II be this tllre next vault and floor exercise. was a low scoring one. records, including a team score of all-around competllion with a considerably lower than it could year. Kristen Grimmel took third in Some would argue this has ev­ ) 86.225, at the University ofPenn­ school-record seore of 38. ) 00. have been. More Importantly, will we be all-around with a 37.800. erything to do with the defensive sylvania. Penn's Emily Petkun won the At present, NHL games post an able to recognize it when It re­ She earned a 9.575 on valli ...... mindset that has dominated the The Bears broke team score all-around With a 38.600. average score of approximately turns? 9.2750n bars, a 9.325 on beam game for the last decade or so. records on vault (47.075) and bars Furman scored a 9.525 on beam, a 9.625 on t1 (46.900). Freshman jessica a 9.675 on bars, a 9.450 on both